Symbiosexuals - The Radio Highlights Pod September 5 - The Matt & Jerry Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Jey you six your money?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Walking along to a Mauntain Jerry Show Thursday, the fifth
of September twenty twenty four. It's must have your company
this morning.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Great to be here on a Thursday. Mash's not well.
So we've got a ruder on the buttons. Oh oh ah,
oh that's a good idea. Ruder on the buttons.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
What do you mean it's not a good idea.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
It's not because you know, things happen like shit. Yea, yeah,
that all through the show and race Bieber, Yeah, that's
doing just fire off on the roads buttons. Yeah, a
little bit of this.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Hey, it's Thursday, so we're gonna do a pog even
decided what the topic is yet, so you can maybe
help us on three for three or the talkback function
on the Ieart radio app.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Current said you.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Questions pigeons, Ardie Potter or g excuse me, Commonwealth Games,
the America's cut Tertiary educational pajamas.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Those are current suggestions to put through.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
The penis or genius system.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Also this morning and disablning news about Q box of
David Nieka will fill you in if you missed what
happened there.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Plus the wonderful world of the world's Smallest vacuum cleaners.
It's so small, guys, I've had a look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's so small as to be absolutely useless.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right, what can what can it cam? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
One particle of dust.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
So yesterday on the Daily Bespoke podcast, Yeah, we were
meant to have Dame Lisa Carrington. I'm like, and it
was an absolute mouzzle bookcause Dame Lisa, she's got a
couple of kids box out. She was doing the rounds
of different radio stations and everybody wants a piece of
She's arguably the greatest human being that's ever been born

(02:06):
in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Absolute breath of fresh air.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Just everything about her is amazing, and so everybody wants
to have her on the show.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Before you even a eight gold medals and a bronze,
she's already, she's already better than the rest of it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
The thing with Dame Lanser is she does everything and
obviously she works incredibly hard. She's got a great work ethic,
so everybody respects her. You know, she's just got she's.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Just got all.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
She's a full package. She's got humility, she's humble, she's successful,
she seems to do it effortlessly. She's funny. Oh man,
what a gifted human beings she is. So she's doing
the rounds. Everybody's trying to grab her. We're last, well
second to last, it turns out, And I'll tell you what, Actually,

(02:51):
do you know who I blame? Probably most of all,
I blame Mike Hosting. I think it started with Mike Hosting.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
He probably talk too much of her time to start
with yep, And then I think she was in with.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Z M.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yep, that's right, and they they hate sport, so that
was interesting. And then Stacey Morrison had a heart out,
so they had to go to Flavor first.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, when you meet a heart out, what's a heart out?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
She had to go at a certain time for some reason.
She wasn't willing to move that time. They said she
had to travel. She had to travel, so I just
wondered if that meant go home. So we got we
got pushed back about forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
I did one.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, we were we were sort of last cab off
the rank. What's look, we're used to being yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
But we but all that played out on air because
what we do on our daily Bespoke podcast is we
go live at nine and guests arrived when they do,
so we had forty five minutes of her not being
there in yesterday's podcast, including Mania Stewart, who has coming
through from the Agenda podcast that I was supposed to
be doing with him, but because of Mike Hoskin pushing

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everything back, I was still doing this podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
That's right. There were some real complications. I was tied
into an a SEC video that I didn't know that
I was doing.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And it was not in your calendar now it was,
and I.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Had no events according to my calendar, so it was
an absolute chamozzle.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Well, it's interesting because the Agenda podcast was called Shamozol
and it just played our Shamozole as their Agenda podcast.
And I got this text here saying I listened to
the Gender before the Bespoke today and it was like
watching Rocky two before Rocky one.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh madness.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Ten out of ten Oh okay, person enjoyed it then.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
So good news is we did record an interview with
the great Dame Lisa Carrington, that's right, and that's on
the Daily Bespoke podcast today.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yes, but absolute shamozol yesterday.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Oh man, But how good was it with those goals
and the fact that Dame Lisa carries them around.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
And a shopping bag and a toapue bag and a
toap bag with all the medals and different sports socks,
her odd sports socks.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
So if she gets an odd sports sock, she's like,
she doesn't, isn't. She doesn't throw it out. She puts
a gold medal in it and carries it around in
her bags.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Apparently there's some washing at the moment and there's a
Spears sports socker's sitting there. So maybe should be coming
back for another Olympic Games, maybe Los Angeles, maybe another gold.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Says we said before Dan Lisa Carrington on the Daily
Spoke podcast today on the Meta Jerry Show. That'll be
added at eleven am on iHeart Radio or where if
you find your pots. I'm just having a look here.
And as we said, she brought in her golds. She's
of course got eight golds and a bronze. Yeah, and
she is, which makes her the eighth equal most decorated

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individual athlete and Olympic history.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
The what eighth equal, the eighth equal.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Most decorated individual And when I say eighth equal, Michael
Phillips is at the top with twenty three golds.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, and there's so many I mean, there is a
lot of kayaking events, but there's so many swimming events.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
If you if you're a head like Feltz was or
the thorped.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
You can get a lot of medals in a tournament,
can you you can?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
So he's right up there. And then there are six
people who have won nine, including Carl Lewis.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I remember car Lewis and the known in ninety four
Los Angeles Olympics with the sunglasses on. Yes, in the
heats for the hundred meters.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
He managed to be a lot faster than everyone else
at a period of time there with and was never
stripped of any metals, which is impressive.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
And then Mark Spettz, who's the swimmer, Yeah, another swimming,
the American swimmer.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
And then so then the next eight people have won
eight golds, including Usain Bolt. So she's in the Bolt
Cate category. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
I find that amazing. Yeah, that's so good.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
And we talked to her on the daily spoke podcast
about when she was growing up if she ever dreamed
that she would be in the situation that she's in.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
She dreamed of being a silver fern. That's right, yeah,
but she claims she was too short for that. I
think she probably could have been a silver fair she'd
have had a great bounce pass.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, and I think she's got good elevation.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You can just imagine. Oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Later on the Matin Jerry Show, we're going to be
tasting our pie. We're talking about this for some time.
Dad's pies have conjured up a anger steak.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
And jalapeno cheese pie. I'm looking forward to that.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh so, if we've got a couple of Lisa Carrington
snippits on the show today.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, well, I didn't want to play them today because
I didn't want to give away what was going to
be in the Daily Bespoke podcast and play them tomorrow.
That's smart, ruder, good, thank you, thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
This is the Matt and Jerry Show Radio Hadocky.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Matt, Watch Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Coming up after eight o'clock, we're going to be running
Penis or Genius. This is something we do every Thursday
here on the Mat and Jerry Show, and we haven't
locked in a PLG topic this morning.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
So the options at the stage are pigeons.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah, I mean no one likes pigeons, do I know
people do. Some people fly them and they're pretty good
at homing, aren't they.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Pigeons?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yes, talking about pigeons, and I think you could say
pigeon's pretty successful bird.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Ray Winston he likes themthing' he the Gentleman series.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
To the credit of pigeons, when you walk towards a pigeon,
they don't completely freak out like you're going to kill it. Yeah,
they've worked it out that we're not probably going to
humans are probably not going to kill you.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
They're probably going to feed you. Yeah. Actually, why did
I say that. I don't mean anything against pigeons.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Harry Potter A.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Harry Potter is in the news because at King's Cross
they didn't do the nine and three quarters platform thing
they do every year.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Common Mouth Games is in the news because nobody wants
to do the common moth games anymore. It's like a
burden that just gets passed around Commonwealth countries.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I think That's a really interesting topic because I love
the Commonwealth Games when they're wrong, like, they're always a
really really good time. I like any sporting event like
that where you can sort of celebrate, you know, in
New Zealand sporting success. And we do very well at
Commonwealth Games. But also no one cares and they bankrupt
whatever city they go near.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
The America's couple that I'm just looking up at the
PLG Cody log. They're on the wall of the studio
and we've done the Americas. Okay, so we have to
rule that one out. Which way did it go? When
penis and penis tertiary education.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
That's a really interesting one, isn't it, Because more and
more people are asking should I.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Get them to horriflect it? And pajamas hm hmm, because
there was that massive pajama party.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I care in Sweden because I was wearing pajamas last night,
pj's that my girlfriend brought me.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
I got too hot, Yes, that's the problem. Then and
then and then what then? Then? What you took them off?
I took them off? Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
And then she got out of bed.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
And when Jerry already.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Mad Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
It's six eighty one time before you already a dark
news headline Jeremy Well.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
The public appears to be behind Eden Park hosting more concerts.
It's had ninety four percent support from submitters to its
application to add six more concerts a year to a
total of twelve.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
I mean appears to I mean they definitely are. I mean,
who wouldn't be who doesn't want concerts in their city?
Who wants to fly to Melbourne to see their favorite
bands instead of just going to Eden Park. I mean,
you'd have to be a crazy person. I know Alen
Clark has gone massively against it, but I think it's
just her. Really, it's just Helen Clark now that doesn't
want them.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
What's her main reason? People do weas in people's gardens
or something.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
I know she doesn't really live in the area, her
husband does.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
I believe she's in and out.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm not sure why she's and she doesn't like rock music.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
I think.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
It's odd though, because she does doesn't have a problem
with the sport being there, it's just the arts. But
you think she'd support arts.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
You would think she was.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
But remember when Australia wanted Pharnsie John Farnham to play
it Glipoli and she vetoed it.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Yeah because people through undees it him once.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, and she had never heard of any of his music.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
No, yeah, So she's into the fight what she would
describe as the high arts, yeah right, but not she
would think of music like rock music or pop music
as the low arts.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
So she doesn't want Oasis to come down here and
play three concerts in her row, does she?

Speaker 1 (11:18):
But apart, same thing, allen, same thing, same thing, people
making music, other people enjoying the music.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Same thing.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
It's a beautiful community thing when people get together and
sing along to bands in a big stadium. It's what
living in big cities is all about, coming together for events.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
A warning there may be a noticeable increase in smell
as trucks brings sewage to land full of Wellington. Wellington
Water has to temporarily transfer sludge after a fire at
its treatment plant and seaview. It cannot be avoided.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Wellington needs to catch a break, doesn't it. It's having
a real rough time at the moment, Old Wellington, well
with the weather and everything, what with the weather and
all the rugby teams losing.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Down there at Wastewater. The weather. They're having a rough
time at the moment with weather. What you mean that forever?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, I'd put it on a bet of weather. So
if you had the four pillars of Wellington having a
bit of a pooser, yeah, you'd say the water pipes
are leaking, yep. You'd say that no sports teams can win.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
There, yep.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
You'd say the massive hiking rates yep. And then you'd
say sewage, yeah, possibly on a bed of bad weather.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
You cannot beat Wellington on a good day. I don't
forget that. Yeah, you guys seem to forget that.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
And also on and say, on top of that, better
weather is also all the public servants losing their jobs.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, most people are Most places are good on a
good day. And the return of full rugby tours will
benefit all Blacks who are just outside of the regular
starting lineup. That's the view of former international Josh Cromfeld.
With plans for the site to visit South Africa in
twenty twenty six in the spring box to return here
in twenty thirty. Cronfeld says the experience will help those
likely to get midweek matches against provincial teams.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
I saw Josh Cronfeld last night. Actually, coincidentally, I saw
him at yoga. No, he wasn't at yoga, but he
was at the gym that I sometimes go to yoga for.
When I said I saw him, I walked past him.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
He pumps some tin.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
No, he seemed to be giving someone some advice in
the corner by an office door.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I think he does some physio.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Ah, does he? Yeah? Yep. A great New Zealander The Mats.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
The Wonderful World of the World's Smallest vacuum Cleaner.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yes, and it's been created by a college student from
India who held a Guinness record before. Actually, and he's
transformed a refillable ball point pen into the world's smallest
vacuum cleaner. And his name is to Parlor Another money.
He's twenty three and he's spent about three hundred and

(13:50):
eighty bucks New Zealand transforming the pen into a working vacuum.
It's zero point six y five centimeters at the shortest
part of its body. What does that suck? Well, that
sucks pretty much, he said.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
A tiny vacuum creates suction via a tiny rotating fan
powered by a four vault vibration motor, and it picks
up particles of dust that can then be empty. But
you know what, a normal vacuum cleaner picks up particles
of dust that can then be emptied and much higher volume.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
There's a quote here from him.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Would you like to read that.

Speaker 6 (14:24):
All the students in our college were amazed at ish
tiny vacuum cleaner, and my facility told me that it's
the most beautiful creation there where Shane said, nada Muni.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Apparently the suction was a problem. Yeah, so I had
to make a few modifications to his design after he
encountered issues during testing. So yeah, it's made out of
pretty much most of the parts of it are from
a ballpoint pen. Very clever.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, good on them. I mean, it's no.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I mean, I don't want to run him down because
I mean, obviously he's not inventing it for practical purposes.
He's inventing it to as sort of an engineering feet
and to get the Guinness Work Record.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
But I think that's well, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
And Vinnie Gadgets has been a hobby for Another Mooney
since childhood, and he's thrilled to have reclaim the record
after four years.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, what does it sound like? Apparently it's it makes
a wearing sound, a little bit like a vacuum cleaner.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Like it's hard to do it. How you do that?
Noise ruder and I'll be the suction at the same time.
That's probably higher than what I do.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
That's quite good.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's one of the best things you two have ever
done together.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Well, good on you, Good on you, Parlor, good on you.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
What a wonderful world.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
It's incredible, isn't it. It really is a wonderful world.
People making small vacuum cleaners out of ballpoint pins. Wow,
ironic if you sucked it up in a vacuum cleaner, yeah,
probably will get sick.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Than that.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
So disappointing news yesterday with the announcement the Ky Box
of David Nika has to find a new opponent for
US fight next Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah, so this is interesting because Australian opponent, Blake Caporello,
he's been tested positive for drugs. But Niko should be
able to put up his hand and go. Nikia should
be able to put up his hand and goes. I'll
still find him, you know what. I mean, because it's
kind of like he's being punished, doesn't he the very
good looking man David Niko is getting punished because there's
other guys on drugs, you know.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Well, interestingly, Blake Capperello ten days out from their cruiserweight fight,
so he had the drugs tests tested positive for testosterone,
like too much testosterone in the system. He reckons that
he's never taken any performance in hunting drugs. So he's
saying something's gone wrong here.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
Testosterone test is an interesting one because it doesn't necessarily
mean that you've taken a whole lot of performance enhancing drugs.
It can be other things as well. Yeah, right, some
people do have surges of testosterone.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
So you'd imagine that boxes would be running a lot
of testosterone just generally, you know, compared to say, ready DJs.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah possibly radio.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, isn't it. You're normally bored if you're running a
whole lot of test Australia he's bored.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
So he's refuting the results. He says he's never used drugs,
but it turns out I think that they have to
follow through. I think World Sports got a policy on it. Yeah, right,
So anyway, they've got to try and find a new person.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Statement from DUCO said, in light of the coing situation
and folding, promoters have secured a credible and experienced replacement
opponent out of the United States who had stepped up
to fight Nikker at short notice. George Foreman. George Foreman,
Mike Tyson. Mike, Mike Tyson's got that big fight coming up.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
He's come down, he's gone down the cruise away. That
would be unfortunate, wouldn't it. Wow.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
I mean that must be gutting your building up. And
if they've got someone, then that's good. I mean, yeah,
but that's pretty rough on old Davy boys.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Yeah, it's rough, but I'm sure they'll they'll find someone. Yeah,
they'll find I'll find someone. Find someone that you can beat. Yeah,
that's the main thing.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Find some bum.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Before the American thing. I thought maybe they grabbed you
and checked you at then turned up with your glasses.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
Incredible opponent, turn up the least.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Here's the strokes on the jury shirt.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Were found very low levels of testosterone.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Podcast coming up after eight o'clock. Penis or genius. This
is a segment that we run on the mat and
jewry shirt' be doing it for nearly ten years.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
And that means that whenever we go to do a topic,
we realize we've already done it. Like I just said,
we do oasis and then you guys pointed out you
did that last week.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Well that's the thing. I'm looking up at the PLG
cody log. I mean up there we've got Easter eggs,
soccer billeting, pseudo effort. These are all on the genius
side and ended up on the genius side that was.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Around That was around those cultural night and days when
the government brought them back recently.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Yeah, I'm not wrong with quadron on the penis side. Here,
e bikes, zero alcohol beer CEOs ended up on the
penis side of the cody lone.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
It's pretty harsh. I mean some are, some aren't. Just
like everything else, right.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
E bikes cocaine. So this morning, which way did e
bikes go on the penis side and.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Which way to cocaine go penus? Oh?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Interesting?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, very interesting.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
So this morning we think we're going to look into
pajamas are pajamas p or G And that's because I
Kia l this week the more PJ than the p orgh.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'll see what you've done.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
To take a while for him to come up with that.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So smart, wasn't it that one?

Speaker 1 (19:50):
It's very good think so Ikia around the biggest ever
pajama party this week to celebrate in a thousand years
of them having.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
A store or something.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, fifty years. So this morning we'd debanding the merits
of pajamas. Also, it's seasonal, it's a tough time to
wear pajamas at the moment. Do we shorties?

Speaker 3 (20:06):
Do you wear long e Well that's an interesting topic
and topical for me because I wore pajamas last night
and got too hot pj's to bed and got too hot.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Okay, damn See.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Actually I'm pro pajamas in some ways because I'll go
to the gym, right and then I'll come home and
then I'll have a shower, and then what's the point
of putting something else on and ruining a pair of undies?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Just put the VJs on, go to bed, you.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Know, all right? Yeah, anty pj'll I'll be saying that
that beans you're proud, So hang on, I'm add hang on, hang.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
On, so you run pj's but no undies.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, you wouldn't wear undies with the pj.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Because I only used to wear pj's when I was
a kid. But I definitely wore undies with the Pjsjo, Yeah,
why would you do that? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Your little ruter popping out the front fly hole, Well.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It depends on how logos and how high they.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Little and your little rud coming out the front.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Also coming up on the show, we'll be testing the
radio had Ocke pie. That's before nine. That's Dad's Pie's
the Anger Steak and Jalapeno cheese pie. It's going to
be in stores later this year. We're looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
That Jelly.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Who came on Breakfast, the Mass and Jerry Show podcast,
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Elms, Matt and Jerry, al Rockey and there on the Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Sure nice to be coming this morning on the Mantain
Jerry Show. It's Thursday, the fifth September twenty twenty four.
Mon names Jeremy Wells and this is made so she.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Was out on the Wheeze last night, so we can't
make it into the show today. So we've got Ruder
on the buttons. Yeah, I would say to Meshy, you
go out with the boys, you wake up with the men.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
That's right. Hang on, guys. He's seen a message about
five pm saying that he was really, really sick.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, yeah, anything that was Yeah, he was out in
the front of kill Brewers co op having having a
ralph and the gutter.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
I mean, he's not stupid me. She's twenty five. Ye
starting to learn a couple of trucks, and one of
those trucks says, you always always signal the fact that
you're going to be away sick the next day. He did.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
He did that yesterday morning at about habasten a little sniff.
I'm not feeling I don't want to alarm you, said,
when I'm not feeling the best.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Smart Hey, boys, I don't want to alarm you. But
I'm not feeling that well.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Don't you know you look really good?

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
I look good.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Well, I look good, but I feel like there's something
coming through.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Oh okay, I think you're fine. Oh it does sound bad.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Coming up After out o' clark, we will be debating
the merits of pajamas and penis or genius.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
This is a key issue for kiwis because I Kia
and Sweden have held the world's biggest pajama party, but
our pajama's penis genius. And as I said before, I
wore some last night got too hot, so you.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Know where I said on it.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Also, we're going to be sampling this brand new radio
Headickie Pie things to Dad's Pies, seeing a steak in
jalapeno pie.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Next, some bio sexuality.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (23:05):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Are you into it? And are you one?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Are you into it?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Well I'm going to find out.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Okay, Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
When I came into work this morning, Ruder said to me,
we're going to be talking about a thing called simbo
some biosexuality. I said that the hell is some bio sexuality.
And it turns out it's the tendency to be attracted
to individuals who are already in a relationship.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Well, I mean, so what you're trying to get in
there and take one of them or get.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
In with both of them? Well, that's what I said.
I said, a lot of people inside of relationships are attractive.
I mean a lot of people find people only attractive
inside of relationships, Like, for example, they think that a
man or a woman looks a lot hotter when they're
in a partnership already.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That's why famously, back in the day, single men would
buy fake wedding rings to wear out to get the
I saw an episode of The Love Boat where someone
was doing that, running a fake wedding ring to get
woman attracted to them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
I think some people like to see the person who
they are attracted to operating in a relationship and they think, oh, yeah,
that person seems to be seems to be a nice
partner to the other person. Maybe I could be the
partner of that person.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Biosexuality is not necessarily wanting to take people away from
their current relationship, but to join it. So you see
a nice couple like say, maybe I'm from the outside
looking at you Jeremy and Tulci and going, I don't
want to extract Tulsi.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
I want to join because because you like the energy,
the multi dimensionality, the power that shared between people in
established relationships.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
So you want to get in there and ruin it.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Well, no, you don't want to get in and run it.
You want to be You want it.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Some of the you want it for you.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
But what I'm saying is if you get in there,
you more than likely ruin it because the energy, multidimensionality,
and power is really going to change with another dude
joining it.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Well we're running out of sexual now, aren't we, Because
we've got bisexually, there's pan sexually, there's asexually, there's polysexually.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
There's some bo sexual individuals on the members of the
ramboy community.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
So what the l g B T s Q I
S T U V.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I'm not sure, but h is under the you know.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Are central sexuals under there? Ye know, we we're not
members the ra.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, we're not there. Okay, we're going to really get in.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
There, and there's there's no there's no non practicing peas
in there either. So just having a look at some
of the couples that are around the place, I mean,
could you see yourself slotting into say John Oan Ben.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Um.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Well, there's there's energy, there's multi dimensionality, and there is power.
But no, I'm not excited about joining Johnoan Ben.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
You could go on and do some pranks.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Well, this would be a good prank plan on them
this six year trying to join it, and they'll be
like I think we're not in a We're not in
a relationship with more of a comedy duo totally.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I guess a lot of people could see themselves joining
Art and the Turtles, and almost by following them on
social media, you are kind of a part of their
relationship in a face sort of a way.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'd feel in that relationship, I'd get a little bit
of I guess rig. I'd be nervous about my rigg envy, Yeah,
rig envy or you know, rig anxiety.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I think it would have been okay, anxiety anxiety, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
I mean, you're offering something different, you don't you wouldn't
want to be coming in with it if you had
a really amazing rag and you know you definitely don't
have an amazing rag. But if you were to come
in with an amazing rag, then I think there might
be a bit of anxiety. But because you're bringing such
a different rag to arts rag, I think that's what
you need to do in that situation.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Do you want a little bit of soft and pillowy exactly.
I'd be enjoying Art and the Ice Bath. So what
about possion becks.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Well, I guess it looks a lot like an to me, Yeah,
I don't know, you want to be involved in that
one maybe twenty years ago?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
And also Becks. I think the thing with Becks and
I learnt from that documentary he is incredibly focused on
everything being really organized and tidy right to a crazy degree.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Elmer and Louise, I don't know if you don't want
to be in the backset of that when they go
into the ravine. Benson and Hedges, dude, I would love
to be a part of Benson and Hedges.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
What about Colmar, Brnton, Colmen, Dave Colemar and Bruce Brunton.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, I don't mind a bit of Bruce Brunton, but
Colma is a total piece, doesn't he.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Isn't that the way I was a good guy? And
Bruce Branton is shocking.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Bruce Brunton is always hastling those single mums on the
phone when he's running the surveys. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds,
I'm really okay.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, I love them, so you love them? I should say.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Burton Ernie, I'd rather not be a part of Burton Neernie,
the Luxe and Chris and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I'd get in there, would you I'd like to be
a part of that one.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
This is a lot.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Which which couple would you like to be?

Speaker 3 (28:06):
It would be controversial if you joined a some bio
sexual relationship with the Prime Minister and his wife.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
What would you be called? Would you be the first
he's the first lady? What do you do?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
I feel like the first third wheel is how you'd
be described in that situation.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Did you get to meet the queen Ah? The cap?
So weird that's going to happen. It's going to happen
to someone. There's a thrapple will get elected surely.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Talking about some bio sexuality, which is where you are
attracted to a couple, so you want to get involved
in the couple. You don't want to break up the couple.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
You want to join the couple.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
You probably will end up breaking up the couple, but
you want to get involved in it.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
You're attracted by the couple together. So slightly different from
what do you call it when you are involved in
it's not thrupple? What's what's a plugin me? Situation where
you go in and there's two in one, that's got
another name for it.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Isn't isn't that a trapple.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
It's a thropple, but there's a technical term for it. Yeah,
like when you get into it, someone might know. On
three for eight three, like I saw almost a legal
term for it. Because remember there was that that couple
that joined. They did it the opposite.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
There was two of them.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
This is a New Zealand legal case, and they joined
one woman and then they went to court and claimed
because they've been to give so long that they owned
a third of her house.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah. And look, I've heard before of a couple and
then someone joining as a thrupple. Yeah, and then all
of a sudden the thropple become a couple again. And
that seems like one of the people who was in
the couple before has now left the couple, Yeah, or
the thrupple.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
As it normally an original member that leaves, it's an
original member at least. So really what it was was
just a sort of base camp towards getting rid of
one of the members.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Yeah it seems that way. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, Duckworth, Lewis and Stern, so Stern joined that couple. Yeah,
that was a whole, very hot.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Surprising amount to take some on three for three coming
in saying, Hilary Barry and Jeremy well surprising amount. I'm
kidding about four or five here.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
So you guys in a relationship, you and Hillary Barry?

Speaker 3 (30:07):
No, I mean of sorts looking relationship, of a sexual relationship, No, no, no,
wow wow.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Lenn Brown and Bevin Schwang would you join them in
the nutty.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Fat They're not in a relationship, are they?

Speaker 3 (30:21):
But I mean, like historically, go back to around twenty
ten whenever that was that was happening, and then get
in there when the I mean that's more of a
sort of a one night tup there in the corner perhaps,
but polyamory is what I was looking for. Yeah, how
does that work?

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Though? Because Lynn Brown had a wife? So are you
joining with that? End up with four you? That confuses me? Yeah,
and that's quite complicated.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Someone wants to join Jeremy Welles and his Taskmaster head
like the trophy and weird.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
I could arrange that quite easily. I think Josh Thompson's
got one around his house. Mar Braces got one at
her place too. That's pretty easy to do. Who else
have we got going on? Simon cow and Susan Boyles.
Is this texture on three for it?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Were they in a relationship?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, I don't know how that would work. Hudson and Hall.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Yeah, I mean historically, Hudson and Hall's a good option
for someone.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
They're they're both deceased.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
But you get a great meal though afterwards, wouldn't you?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Or before? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:22):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Actually, oddly enough, I had a friend who whose parents
bought Hudson and Hall's house. Really and the kitchen very small,
really very small, right, like tiny little cupboard.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh that's interesting. Yeah, but the pool area large, guppy
and lasumigolders. I'd joined that in a second.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
Here you would? Yeah, Okay, well I think we get
out of here. I think this is that this is
not going to help us in the long run.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
All right then then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Coming up after eight o'clock Penis or Genius. This morning,
we're debating the merits of pajamas.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
This is because Ika have had the biggest pajama party
of all time in Sweden.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
But also because you wore some pajamas last night and
got sweaty, and a lot of people across New Zealand
at the moment are working out whether or not they
should be wearing pajamas because it's the shoulder season, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
You get a hot night, you get a cold night.
Tricky time to dress spring. Yeah, as isn't it.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
But the case against pajamas includes just wearing undies or
also another case against them is wearing nothing at all.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I can and believe that Ruda here Ruder, our executive producer,
wore undies with us pajamas.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Yeah, well, I think to PreTect that protect your pajamas
for multiple years.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Look.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
To be honest, I'm not really sure. I think it
was just always to keep something on my body, to
hide it all, keep it away. Really.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Then when pajamas, the whole idea of pajamas, I thought
it was Lucy Goosey.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah. We always had the open fly though in our pajamas, yeah,
as kids, And maybe it was partly something to do
with that. I got a new seat of pajamas there by,
what's Alexander? Who makes them?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Petter Alexander, Peter Alexander, and they have.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
The shut fly, which is as much easier to operate.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
You've got to be very quick. I mean I remember,
oh my goodness, a lot of times where you'd be
sitting there with cross leged and then next thing you know,
the fly is opened right up and you can see
right in there. The mouse gets out of the house. Well,
the mouse stays in the house, but you can see
right into the house. It's basically a window.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh right, yeah, you open.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Downstairs. This is the Mountain Jerry Show radio heading right
for showing.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Oh I'm glad it's Madden, Jeremy God, it's.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Mad in Jeremy.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Matty, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
It's seven thirty one and forty six seconds. These are
you're already a hoodeche news headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
The US Justice Department has charged two Russians with directing
a multi million dollar campaign to influence the US election
with misinformation.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
This story pops up just for an election, doesn't it?

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Where they're playing that they're playing that's the playbook, isn't
it where you say that the elections being stolen around this?

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Public submissions on Eden Park's application to host twelve concerts
a year has received huge support. Ninety four percent are
positive about doubling the number of concerts that can host
every year.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
I just can't imagine who's in the six percent that
doesn't want concerts? Like who doesn't love the music. So
currently they've got six a year, Yeah, no, one have twelve.
It's very hard to get the concerts down here because
because it's so expensive to get to New Zealand. If
they they met the big, huge artists, like for example,
if they managed to get Oasis down here, they have
to do three concerts, and right now, that's half of

(34:32):
all the artists you can bring down here. I mean
Coldpay coplayting three concerts sold out like that.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Yeah, So I wonder if Eden Park would be happy
if they say they still had six, whether they'd be
happy to do three and three. So and your two
artists now they do three of each, do you know
what I mean. I'm not saying they'll be happy with that,
but but whether with their six they would do that,
they would allocate them that way?

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Well, they kind of have to year, yeah, because I
mean right now the cold Play has taken half of
all the concerts for them for the ye, which is
a real punished.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
But Taylor Swift was a problem, wasn't it, because she
was potentially would have to do heaps.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, yeah, to justify moving all the stuff down there
and how much money she loves to make.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
And the chances of Springbot's captain Cia Celosi playing and
the second Rugby Championship Test against the All Blacks are increasing.
Despite his facial injury at the opener in Johannesburg, his
face is getting better. The All Blacks team is named
this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
He is a good speaker, Cia Closi. Did you see
him speak at the end of the game.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Yes, it's interesting because if you're a South African rugby captain,
you have to speak about the state of South Africa
and you know, the game unifying and stuff like. We
never ask our captains about the political situation in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
How was Circlesi singing the national anthem? Oh? You could
see how much it meant to him? Oh man phenomenal
who was loving it? Ah? Yeah, yeah, it's quite inspirational,
wasn't it so?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
South Africa being a dollar fifty five, New Zealand paying
two dollars thirty five and the.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
All Blacks team is being named this afternoon. Yeah, hopefully
they find some mass of steaks somewhere to add to
the bench.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast do you.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Know what an ottoman is, and I'm not talking about
the Empire, Yes I do. I'm talking about the thing
that you put your feet on.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
I call it a poof, Yeah you do. An ottoman
is a piece of furniture. Generally, ottomans have neither backs
nor arms. They may be upholstered anyway. I don't know
wh I'm reading this.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
You know what they are there?

Speaker 3 (36:30):
They're footstools. Yeah yeah, So how much would you pay
for an ottoman? Because I need to get a new ottoman.
I really need an ottoman. Well, it depends desperately need
an ottoman?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It depends. I've never bought an ottoman.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Have you got any ottomans in your house? I do
have an ottoman, but you've never bought it.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I bought it as part of as part of a chair.
So I've got is then the one in your library?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yes, it's any you know that Eames chairs beautiful, but
it's got the footbit.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, it's not an ottoman that comes with it.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I can't believe you gave away that chester Field that
I wanted. You're still on that man, You just leave
that alone and I sold it. Yeah, but I put
it on at a one dollar reserve, right, I just
wanted to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yeah. I couldn't be by that. I knew you would
have taken ages to come around with it. There would
have been bloody admin.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Well, okay, so I went into look for an ottoman
and I went into a store yep, and I said,
could you show me your finest ottomans?

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Why did you want a nottom on?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Firstly because I want to put my feet up in
the lounge when i'm because I do a lot of
writing on my laptop at home. Yeah, and I just
put my feet up on something, actually a person that
she is my house, put a seat on the side
and then put a pillow on it and created a
makeshift ottoman.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
And I tried it out, and I thought, this is
bloody great heaving my feet up when i'm when I'm
using my laptop and writing.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, And a coffee table doesn't do the same job.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Too hard you have to I've got a coffee table,
but then you have to put a put cushion on it.
My foot seat gits sal.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
So you can't create antomen with a coffee table. You
don't want to construct her.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I don't want to have to reinvent the poof wheel
every time I'm on the couch. I just want to
have a purpose built thing for my feet.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
So you wanted a wheel on a poof on wheels?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
No, I want to, but I do want to be
able to move it to the side and into the
middle of the room. You know, you know, but that
doesn't have to be on wheels. Can you get them
on wheel?

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yes? My grandparents had a poof on wheels and ways
to push each other around on it.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I bought recently, bought it a beautiful because you didn't
give me that Chesterfield. I bought a beautiful leather arm chair.
But it spins. It's most beautiful chair I've ever bought.
Every time I walk into the lounge, I see that
chair and I get filled with joy. But now my
kids they just get.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
On it and they spin round and round and round
and it bugs me. Okay, yeah, you got to be
careful about they're one of those spin and spin it off. Ye.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Still getting back to the ottumn and the poof. Yeah,
so you're looking to buy a poof? Do you want
a round one? You want a square one? How big
are we talking here? We talk three quarters of a meter.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well, when I was a kid, we had a poof
at home and it keept the board games in. So
I'm quite interested in around storage. Storage sort of more
wider and flatter than just so it's got multi purposes. Well,
that's going to cost you more if it's a storage poof. Okay,
Well let's go back to my original question. And I'm
sure people are absolutely transfixed with this discussion here for

(39:17):
three four it three. I'd love to hear your opinions
of the talkback function in your iHeartRadio app. But I
went into a store and I said how much for
that ottoman? And they said eight hundred and ninety dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Okay, so that's an expense. There's more on the expensive
side of the Ottoman range, but it's not crazy. Is
that not crazy? No, you can pay. You can pay
fifteen hundred dollars for an otomon.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Crazy to me.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
That's crazy to me, to be honest. Sorry, I was like,
you can take your Ottoman and you can shove it
up your ass.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I see here at Coco Republic one thousand, six hundred
and ninety five for the Ottoman Amiga.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Wow, what does the Ottomanomega Do is it like? Has
it got ai?

Speaker 1 (39:52):
No? It just sits there. Matt, can I hello?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Can I ask your personal question? Do you need the
ottoman for storage? Are there things you need to put
inside the poof?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (40:01):
I'm just thinking if you can have a poof there
then and it's going to be empty anyway, really you
as well put something in it.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Yeah, Okay, did you get Did you try and buy
the bottoman Cash Hampton oversized dark gray living room furniture,
Target Furniture seven ninety nine? Is that was that what
you were trying to get?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
No?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
But I was thinking about going to Target for trying
to find a cheaper one from the bespoke store.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
I went to Well, this one's seven ninety nine, slightly
cheaper than yours. It's too much for an ottoman? Okay,
Well I went down to the store. I was think
one hundred and twenty for an automen.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
We can get one on t move for thirty three
dollars fifty nine.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
I think one hundred and twenty is too cheap. I'm sorry,
I Regon, I'm poor, but I think that's too cheap.
I think I'm looking here at the Rembrand Buffalo leather. Poof.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Oh yeah, three hundred and eighty three sounds good? Can
I from poof? Can I shoven I shove a monopoly
in there? This one doesn't have anything inside of it.
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
If you want the storage, you're going to pay more
for that.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Okay, that's just the way it goes, all right, So wow,
that's good, you reckon, that's what you're after.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
No, I reckon, that's more in my range. Spinning three
hundred and what's it?

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Three hundred and eighty three hundred and eighty three dollars
ninety nine cents?

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Where is that at? That's at poof? Have they got
a sail on it? Roscoes or anything?

Speaker 1 (41:14):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Not on the stage, no, no ottomans No, all right,
So I mean just sit on the floor to pillow
you muppet.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Okay, well all right.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Than that And Jerry Show podcast it's no minutes to
eight on the Mountain Jerry Show, which essentially has turned
into target furniture. Here as we're looking for an ottoman
for your den.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
No, there's already a notoman the den. What are you
talking about? This is for the lounge.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
That is absolute amateur from you.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
This text is interesting here on three firs. So you
just bought a buffet. How can you afford an ottoman
big spender?

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Look, just refurnituring my house, Hey, refurnituring, I know it's happened.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Also brought a new oven.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I know what's happened here. What I suspect that a
female has moved into your house recently and is now
looking around the house and saying there's been an is
a lack of spending going on here for some time,
and this place feels a little bit too masculine.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Maybe, so actually that's wow, you're really insightful because they
had there was an accusation of me running a bachelor's pad.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
Yes, I myself have been accused of the same thing
at some stage in the relationship a long time ago.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
You're don't to run a bachelor bed here, it's very masculine.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Yeah, well there was a man looking, so you would
think so yeah, yeah, so okay you are.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
This is just the beginning for you. First it starts
an ooman.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
Then you get a buffet, gets a new lout, you
get to get a new lounge suite, then you'll get
a new dining room table soon. What's going to happen
is that this is just a prediction for me. Soon
what's going to happen is about you're want to move
out for being too masculine. Well, that's happening at the end,
but before that, you are other will blow up because
there's going to be a whole lot more stuff that's
going to be baked in your oven.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
My oven just blew up. I just did to buy
a new oven. There we go, and then apparently it
wasn't cooking properly. Yep.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Next thing you know, yep, you've got to make some
alterations in the house. And then that's not enough. Then
you've got to sell that and you've got to move
to a big house.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
That's my prediction for it works is that the system.
Have you got any art in the house that has
been deemed let's say, untasteful.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I have, Well, I'll shoot because my art is mainly
pictures of steers and bulls, right, and horses and mail downs.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
His operations a little bit masculinely, I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
And lude calendars, Oh yeah, those that's fine.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
In the toilet.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Then Matt and Jerry Show Podcastle's.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Five minutes to Manton Jerry Show coming up after eight
o'clock Penis or Genius. A segment that we run on
the Maunt and Jerry Show. We look at the debate
or debate the merits of something today. Pajamas.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Yeah, key issue for kiwis because in Sweden I k
have run the biggest pajama party of all time.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That's right. Plus it's it's that time. It's a shoulder season,
isn't it. Yeah, it's hard to know whether certainly it's
not a time to necessarily. Actually, the other day got
the one to do? They off and I'm sleeping a
lot better since I've got the riddle of the one
to do.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
The domestic is the show today? It's a very domestic
show because it's a bit cold and Auckland.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
We've gone all homely.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Possibly, Yeah, I'm just having a look at the Cody
log here on the studio wall, looking at previous penises.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
M MP rats, m MP is bad a like I
was just thinking, it's reading the history of New Zealand
and m MP that was a why do we do that?

Speaker 2 (44:32):
That was stupid penis.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
I don't think we're going to be able to change
that for some time. Mark Lundy's up there on the
penis side of the Cody harsh on Lundy Ian Foster.
Is that the blue blockers that took Lundy to the
pie principles.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
They are up there from schools. Are we're going to
geniuses up there?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Pitch Invaders are up there. The Caketon's on there too, geniuses.
I'm looking at monogamy genius.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Yeah, on you hardy listeners China, it's on the genius side, yep.
In your house.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, Mother's Day pseudo. If we drained Forest Jenny from
forestcumps up there from a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
I don't believe she got Jenny. I disagree.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
So which way is it going to go? Pajamas? Three
four eight three eight hundred hurokey you decide. This is
The Mantain Jerry Show Radio Hurdocket.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Jay, The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mat and
Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Jerry and Mat wells in on the podcasting Rady on
six until nine.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Matin Je don't say a company this morning on The
Mantain Jerry Show, Thursday, the fifth of September twenty twenty four.
A little later on we're going to be sampling our
anger Steak and Hellapino and cheese pie thanks to Dad's Pies.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
How good?

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Can't wait for this? As voted for by you Radio Hurdecke. Hey,
can I just answer what raygun said there? Rachel Gunn
when she said that the reason why she's got so
much hate around her breakdancing at the Lilympic is because
people aren't familiar with breaking I think it's the opposite.
I think people are very familiar with what breakdancing is
and how good it can be, and how great it's
been since the eighties, and what she did was an

(46:18):
absolute mockery of not only the sport of breakdancing, but
also the process of getting into the Olympics and all
the effort that other people put in to get where
they are.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Is she I'm not massively across what's going on with
that whole thing, but from what I say, she just
keeps annie a little bit more fuel into the fire
each time. I mean, if you do something and then
it doesn't work out your way, if you just sort
of back back at that point, generally people just kind
of leave you alone.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Speaking of massive controversy, we are courting it today on
The Mattingerry Show with our Penis or Genius pajamas.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
That's right. Will pajamas be on the penis or the
genius side of the cody log You decide on three
for three l eight hundred hordaki, or you can send
us a talkback message via the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 4 (47:01):

Speaker 2 (47:05):
It's Matten Jimmy's Penis or Genius.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Every Thursday we run a segment called Penis or Genius
where we debate the merits of something. Today, pajamas are
on the chopping block. That's because and I here in
Sweden held the world's biggest ever pajama party.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Yeah, that's right. And also bring it closer to home.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Last night I wore jarmis to bed and got too
hot because I was wearing my winter jarmys.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Right, okay, yep, that's definitely bringing a lot closer to home.
So you can tell us what you think. I'm three
for three eight hundred HEDECHI, or you can send us
a talkback message via the iHeartRadio app. I'm going to
say that to pajamas a penis. You're going to say that.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Genius and your time, Jeremy Well starts now.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Sleeping nude helps regulate your temperature.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Yes, But as I've said many times, Jerry, what if
your house gets invaded, if you're in the nude, how
can you fight for your family?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, you need to have something standing by.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You need to have your dress in grounds standing by.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Would you fight off and intruder with an open dressing gown.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
It's a bit of a problem. Well, sometimes you can
learn a little bit, like in Ninja, with the right
type of dressing gown, it might actually work in your favor.
Satin pajamas create static, that is true, they do. And
two people with a bit of frottage.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah, the electric hit yourself in there. You've got to
be very careful. Fair.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
I've seen at times, I've seen some little sparks coming up.
It's against nature. It's against nature. Wearing pajamas is against nature.
Like all clothes, we should be nude.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
Well, then your bedders, your houses, your sheets are you
should be rude. Basically you want to sleep nood up
a tree. One day we'll all be walking around node.
We'll have virtual We'll have virtual clothes. Higien is shoes.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
This is important. Wearing the same pajamas for too long.
I've researched this can lead to a build up of sweat,
dead skin cells and bacteria, causing skin irritation, acne, and
other skin infections.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yes, how long are you wearing your pjs? For three years?
I've seen some of the ones that my twelve year
old sundays. He doesn't tend to wash them.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Also, pajamas can be too tight or restrictive, leading to
discomfort during sleep, bed circulation, numbness, and restlessness. You can
get caught up in them sometimes if you've got you've
got sheets going on, your charms going on, if you're rudy,
you're wearing your undies with your pajamas. Who the hell
does that?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
But still, jeez, caught up in all of this crap.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
I'm so glad for Tossi that you guys are running
a California king. It sounds like you thrash around like
a pair of undies in a dryer and you're trying
to sleep free yourself.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Also, it's embarrassing when you have to put them back
on post causal pure that's true, okay, my genius argument.
They're very comfortable.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Yes, well, okay, so as being nude.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
And further to that point, my favorite thing as a
kid was when my mum washed my sheets and pj's
and iron them on a Sunday, fresh sheets and jim jams.
That is the definition of cozy. Yes, Generally, seeing a
woman in pj's are sexy. It means she's going to bed,
and that can mean a number of things.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Yeah, it can mean that. But there's also something that
happens sometimes when you see your partner in pajamas in
the middle of the day. That's also massively depressing.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
You feel like they've given up on my life.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I feel like that.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Yeah, it's like that's one step and then pearls jarmi's
after eleven am not good. They're flexible. You can have
winter or summer pg Okay, well what about now? What
are you running now?

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Winter? That's the problem. That's why it's too hot last night. See,
that's the thing you committed to it.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Wearing PGAs tells your partner that it's time to relax,
and your body too. This can help you transition into
a RESTful stage. Yes, can keep you warm in winter,
potentially saving money on power bells. It's on the shoulder
season like this where it gets problematic. You don't not
sure if you need to get summer pg's a stone
your winter PJ saving.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Money on power bells. So so what do you got
your heat of cranking all night? Yeah? Really?

Speaker 2 (50:45):
And the sparga.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Can you can go upstairs and make breakfast without getting
dressed or putting people off their breakfast due to you
being in your unda.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Say one thing I said to you before I say
it again, one word for you. What kimono? We're a kimono.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Really float open though, kimono.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You got to just make sure that the strings well tied.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Okay, we'll pajamas join easter eggs, soccer football, billeting and
pseudo ephodrine on the genius side of the COLDI log
affixed to the studio, or they be dean penis like
MMP rats, ebikes, cocaine and zero alcohol beer.

Speaker 7 (51:21):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast, it's Matten, Jemmy's penis
or Jinny and we are debating the merits of pajamas
this morning and penis or genius.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
You can vote on three for three oh eight hundred Hodaki.
We can send us a message via your talkback function
on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Yeah, that's right, because Ikea and Sweden just through the
official Guinness Book of World Records winning largest pajama party
of all time, which I call into question because it
wasn't really a pajama party. It was actually just a
lot of people in pajamas standing in a car park
in front of an ik in Sweden. I think, actually

(51:58):
have a pajama party, you got to stay at them
and hit each other with pillows.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
One of the main points that you made saying that
it's genius, that pajama's a genius, is that if there's
an intruder that comes in, then you've got to be
ready to fight the intruder.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, and you can't fight them in the nude or
in yourundies.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
This text to here on three for three begs to differ.
Why get dressed to fight an intruder? No one wants
to fight a nude guy.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Actually, I mean you could terrify your if you're if
you're if you're bold with your nudity, then maybe it
can be an advantage gain.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
My fear is that I've been rude and then they
just laughing.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Penis people getting their doll money out for your pjs.
People getting their doll money out in your pjs.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
What does that mean I don't I don't understand that.
I don't understand that that sentence doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Pajama's a genius because they will help Jerry's fake tan
and botox leaking through the sheets and turning them yellow.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Jes seems very personal.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Free the banana from the pajama says.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
This text penis Well, when it was that bad, freeing
the pajama from the pajama, and these days free the
banana from the pajama.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I thought they were talking about the fly that that
some pajamas have which cannot be closed. But pajama technology
has moved on since I was a kid, because back
in the day, you'd be running down the hall and
then when of your sisters would screaming the mouse was
out of their house.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Yeah, what do you say to allegations that you're keen
on just poking through the in your pajamas?

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Genius?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Genius When the kids have a friend staying, no one
wants that potential hallway encounter.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Oh yes, yeah, okay, that is that's an issue because.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
You're here that because you were you were because you
sleep nude and you were cooking breakfast and you forgot
that your son Hugo had some friends over. Next thing,
you know, they come up for breakfast and they're confronted
by a guy from seven Sharp, completely nude, hanging out
the back of a frying pan.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Oh look, I'm doing a lot less nude around the
house nowadays. My kids are a little bit older. I'm
not allowed to do that. The problem happens if you've
got kids who are a little bit younger, and then
one of the kids comes into them and to your
droom in the middle of the night because something's happened,
maybe with their bed, or maybe they can't find something,
or they need to find the toy. In that situation,
then you hop up out of bed just quickly, and
you're not thinking.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Yeah right, you might be upon charges. Yes, so you've
gotta be quite.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Careful, genius, especially a lady in shorty pajamas. Geyes, okay,
that's sexist.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Pajamas are penis. The best part of my day is
my girlfriend getting naked. The lowest point of my day
is when she covers back up and pajamas. See that's
the thing. What happens. Okay, so you take off your pajamas.
The pajamas are sort of are being taken off at
different stages of the process of the love making process,
and then what happens at the end is all finished.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Pull them back up, And what do you do?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
We'll pull them back up over your ankles. You've got
to search around the bottom of the sheets for them.
You can't find them half the time. And then when
you do find them, what about that embarrassing thing? Have
you got to put the pajamas back on you?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
I would say to this texture on three for three
is what about the mystery of someone not being nude
all the time? You know, so it's more exciting when
someone may be pj's a genius helps with trans litioning
into the day without having to put pants on?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Yes, all right, okay, anything more depressing than havingy pajamas
underneath your clothes. You never feel right for the whole day.
You'll feel so wrong.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Oh God, why have I done that before?

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Your student a year?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
That's right, and you have to go to the dery
or something, and you put your jeens on and then
you're run into someone on the way to the diary.
Next thing you know, you're at a pub. Next thing
you know, it's the middle of the night you still
at your p pj's on under your jeans.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
Pajamas are a massive penis.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I normally wake up hanging out in front of them.
All right, then the votes have been telleyed.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
The people of Hodaki have spoken, and pajamas will join
the news, social media and New Zealand Rugby Union and
principles On the side of the PLG Cody log affects
to the Jocke Studio War Pajamas.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
You have been deemed penis. May you die alone and
shaming them for me, burning in hell for all eternity
at the left hand of the devil himself.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Disappointing for Big Pajama, disappointing for Peter Alexander Stocks and
Peter Exaderve, Plummeted and Mats and Jerry Show podcast coming
up after the eight thirty news headlines, We're going to
be sampling this brand new pie from Dad's Pies that
we're going to be making the Anger Steak in Jalapino
cheese pie.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
And you're going to be able to sample this as
well because it'll be in pie outlets across the nation.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Yeah, and just a quick Ottoman update, you've chosen Aman
you've bought it. It looks like a mask.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Well that so I thought i'd I thought I'd found
the perfect ottoman until you ruined it by saying it
looks like a bondage and disciplined ottoman.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Well, it's an ottoman. It's like a round ottoman that's
covered in black leather. Yeah, with lines going through it.
And it's got zips like zip It looks like it
looks like a B and D GIP mask if I
bought a sex ottoment accidentally. It looks like you have.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
You've got the approval for it. I've got the tack.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Interesting. Interesting, that says a lot, doesn't that. Matt and
Jerry Show Radio Haddocky.

Speaker 2 (57:01):
And it's Madam Jemy, Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden
Cherry Show.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
It's say thirty time for your radiohodach can use headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are urging swift change
from the UK government and the wake of a scathing
report it uncovers years of failures by government.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Oh god, that was incredibly horrible, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, A non sworn Auckland Police custody officer faces life
in prison on charges of supplying cocaine. The thirty two
year old man also faces position charges for cocaine and ecstasy.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
And it's sound good, So what's the life in prison
for supplying drugs?

Speaker 1 (57:44):
There?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Police custody officer? Like a non sworn Auckland police custody officer?

Speaker 1 (57:50):
What is that police custody officer? So I wonder if
they work inside of the cells maybe.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Right, so as not like a prison guard, but the
the jail, the holding cells.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
I don't know what that is. I've never heard of
a police custody officer who's non sworn.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Yeah, I've never heard of that before. So I'm not
sure it would be outraged or not surprised.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
You could be a bit of both.

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Yeah, someone might know. Three four three?

Speaker 3 (58:15):
What is a non sworn Auckland police custody officer?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
And ration? Ravendra has been practicing at the Chennoi Super
King's HQ and the lead up for the six test
matches and the Subcontinent. He's been pictured with the likes
of Ravendra Jajada Joji Jadasia honing his skills with the
bat and the ball. The black Caps play a one
off test against Afghanistan starting on Monday. It doesn't mean anything,

(58:39):
so it's not for the Test Championship. No, No, Afghanistan
aren't in that and New Zealand are playing a dollar
forty five to win. No.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
One knows why we're playing this game. Where are we
playing it. We're not playing in India. We're not playing
in Cubble. No, no, I don't know what the pictures
are like in Cubble. Yeah, well, in the security. Remember
when Afghanistan knocking us out of the World Cup recently?

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Yeah, test match, different story. Although if the pitch is turning,
they've got some great spinners.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Absolutely, I definitely know how to suck the life out
of a game.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Oh yeah, Up next, we're going to be tasting the
Hurdeque Pie thanks to Dad's Pies, the Anger Steak and
Jlipino Cheese Pie.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
I'm excited about this. Yes, it's been it's been a
while in the making.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
The proof of the pudding is in the tasting off
the pie. No, it's a pie is not? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Okay, then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (59:30):
It's a great please to welcome Tom and Ben from
Dad's Pies. Here's a microphone for you.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Here we go. We're just currently baking the baking the pie.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
You guys have turned up in your and your white
shirts which almost look like baker's outfits.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Would you say that?

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Pretty close?

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:49):
Okay, so I understand Cape Brittain Hurdecue marketing manager is
currently baking the pies are at least warming them up,
so but they aren't warm at the stage. And we're
going to taste the pie. It's the Angus Steak and
Jalipino Cheese pie, and we're going to taste that this morning.
We're going to have first tasting. You guys have been

(01:00:09):
beavering away working on it. How's it been going so far?

Speaker 5 (01:00:14):
Well, you didn't give us a lot of time, right, okay,
I mean the voting sort of just came out, and
the legends back at in the MPD kitchen got to
work and knocked it out in a couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
How many how many different iterations before you got it right?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
There was a few some hot ones not so hot ones.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Yes, because the cheese that's the key, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Yeah? Yeah, So because you want the Halipinio cheese to
be hot, hot, but you don't want it too hot
so as to completely overpower everything else that's inside of
the pie. So how hot were some of the ones
that you decided were not going to work?

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Oh, we've got some team who are pretty spicy. Okay,
they were pretty excited.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Havn't it okay?

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
Because yeah, I think they're spicy. I mean I like spice,
but too much spice, too much spy, too much spice
and a pie.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
You know, you don't want to you want you don't
want a million and a half Scovells?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Do you like the the California Reaper? Chili? Who's a Scovill?

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Scovelle is how you measure heat and things? And chili's
jalapena is a chili, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
Tom looking at you like they've never heard of that?
You even heard of the scovell before? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
so I don't know about the skoll So there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Yeah, if you've got a million Scovills, because I had
a chili that it was a million scovels and then
I scratched myself and anyway, I injured myself by having
it on my hands.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
But that's not what's going to happen with this pie,
is it? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
The other thing you've got to be careful with the
scovels was something that's a high Scoville count is if
you end up touching you, you go.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
To the toilet. Yeah, well that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, then all of a sudden you have a burning
hot So when when will when.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
Will people across the nation be able to get their
hands on the Hodaki pie, the anger steak, and Jilipino
cheese from Dad's Pies?

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
So later in the year, probably more around siptem October
November time, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
So the ones that we're about to taste, the first
batch of what twelve twenty something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah, just a small benchtop trial to make bright we've
sort of got the flavor, okay, all right, we want
to try it with you guys, and yeah, right, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Will approve it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah, because I understand, and we're talking about this yesterday
that Dad's Pies, you guys are making eighty thousand piles.

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
A day, so on days yeah up to that, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
Eighty thousand piles a day. So I imagine that you're
going to be making a lot of these hurt accuy,
pies because you're going to be surely they're going to
be flying off the shelves.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Hopefully you guys have come up with a good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
What you're going to push the back on us already
occur together. What I like to hear, we'll share the
success together.

Speaker 1 (01:02:54):
Okay, So up next, we're going to taste the hurd
Achy Pie Thinks, the Dad's Pies, the Anger Steak and
halipin You Cheese pie. Stay with us. This is the
Mantin Jerry Show on Radio Hurache.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
All Right, we've got Ben and Tom from Dad's Pies
in here, and we've got the Radio Hurdache Pie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
This is exciting.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Which is the Anger Steak and Jalipino Cheese Pie which
they've been creating. They've been beavering away.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
As voted for by you, the Radio Hurdarchy listeners, the
Hidache Pie.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Yeah, so this is going to be our first taste
of it. Unfortunately, as I said before, there's been a
wee bit of a shamozzle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yeah, there has been.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
So.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
The scovel rating is how you rate the heat of
a chili or a pepper and a jalapino sits around
two thousand, between two thousand and eight thousand scovels, whereas
one of the chilies that's got in there sitting around
a million scovels. Yeah, so one of the pies that
are in this room right now has has got a
little bit of a a cack in its tail, like

(01:03:51):
potato is potentially fatal situation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
So what was meant to happen was o Australian content
director Pixy Campbell. The one was in a wrapper and
it was meant to be heated up separately. Unfortunately he's
had a bit of a shocker and he's just taken
the wrapper off and he's heated it up with the
rest of the pies, which we're sampling here for the
first time. So one of these pies and we've got
eight pies in here because we've got a whole team

(01:04:13):
of people sampling it has a really, really hot.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
So Karma would suggest that it's going to be a
Pixy Campbell that that gets it. I hope it's so
not only are we sampling the pie, but this is
slightly considering thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
There's a bit of.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Jeopardy in this. We don't know whether we're going to
get the hot one as well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
So we've got eight people holding a pie each.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
All right, so is everyone ready to sample the pie? Y? Okay,
you bite into it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
Oh god, I'm all right?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Oh well did gelopo is coming through nicely?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Okay with the anger steak. I'm toasting the angle steak
a little, but of helop the one I've got.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
A Tom Tom Tom from Dad's Pies looks like he's
in trouble here. He started to sweat.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
I don't think it's me. It's not me. There's a
little bit of Tom.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
Tom's got it. Tom's got it. That's unfortunate. But my review,
so this is the actual pie. I think this has
got a good level of chili in my one. I
think that's just just the right amount.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
It's it's not it's not nothing, but it's not too much.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Yeah, m hmm. Cheese. The cheese is strong inside.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
But in terms of the meat, the meat and gravy,
this is meat. It's actually beautiful.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Falling apart, this is a really freaking good pie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
Ye, this pie? Is this pie shift some units.

Speaker 3 (01:05:53):
We were told to tell them if we didn't think
it was good, and they would make final adjustments.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
To the fire. But this is good pie.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I was going to just say that it needs that,
just just a fraction more salt, just to make it
seem like I knew I was talking about. But I
actually don't think it does need any more salt. That's
that's as this is a really good pie. Yeah, well done, Ben,
well done, Tom, I have a good pie. You should
be very proud of yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
So it wasn't actually us yea bury and actually the
couple of religions back at hundred seven some.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
Water now as well that male man, they make it worse.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
They do the magic and then and then our production
team and the bakery to all the all the fancy
stuff on the on the pie line and bring it
to life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
Okay, Tom, So what now? What's going to happen from here? What? What? What?
What are next steps in terms of getting this pie
to the mouths of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:06:43):
I don't think you need to change anything on the
on the recipe.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
That's because we were going to take sort of your
your food conno surve feedback around salt.

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
But we hold the salt.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
No more salt, No salt's all good.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
So what happens here? We need to go on, organize packaging,
get that ready to go and essentially to commercial and
go and convince our customers to take it as well
on the supermarket shelves and our other customers around the
country and then make them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
And what happens if this pie just goes messive? What
happens if this pie is up sort of taking over
the whole world, like what's our coming?

Speaker 2 (01:07:18):
A whole new genre at.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
The pipe, Matt and Jerry become really famous and yeah,
world famous in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I'd like that. Learn that a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Okay, I've been operating under the radar for a while here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
All right, so this is awesome. Very happy with us.
I'm very happy that I didn't get the superie. Okay, Okay,
so good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Thanks for coming in, Tom, Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Ben, appreciate that you want to get some milking you.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Thanks for listening to the Matten Jury Show today. Have
a Lovely day podcast with Lisa Carrington's going to be
Able to Live an a m this morning on iHeartRadio
or wherever you find your pods.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
And we'll see you tomorrow. Shall be back.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Apparently you get a bit of too much drink last
night and make it in today, but he should be
back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
As we said to marshep, when you go out with
the boys, you've got to get up with the men.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Yeah, and he said, no, I'm staying at home with
the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
Yeah. Matt and Jerry Show radiohaddickie.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Well, let's start up. Matt and Jerry read O.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Weekday Mine and some six until nime.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
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Radio Highlights pod. Right now you can listen to the
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Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
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Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
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Marsh and Ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
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Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
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Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
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