The Most Kiwi Songs - The Radio Highlights August 13

On the radio show today, we ask for your FOUR PILLARS OF THE MOST KIWI SONGS EVER, and Matt makes a faux pas around the saying “tough titties”...

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Sixth tu nine, Nice every comedy This morning on the
Mountain Jerry Show, Tuesday, the thirteenth of August, in the
Year of Our Lord, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Welcome to goos listening on the Matt and Jerry Radio
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Speaker 3 (00:39):
This morning we're going to be looking for the four
pillars of the most New Zealand songs ever.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, last week, while you're away, Jerry, Jimmy Barnes got
injured in Dunedin. He went to hospital and we discovered
that Working Class Man was voted the third most Australian
song of all time. And so in Australia they have
a sense of what's an Australian song, what's very Australian
about a song?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Also in there there was bloody what else was there?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
In there?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
There was cultures or Quisan.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
There was men at Work down Under and ice Age
great Southern Land.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh yeah, those are Australian songs. Yeah, very Australian.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
But what are the most Keiwi songs of all time?
And what does that even mean? How does that relate
to the Olympics. Not really at all, But it's kind
of a positive New Zealand vibe thing that's flying.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Through the country at the moment.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Oh, it definitely is flying through the country. The Great
Olympics that was for New Zealand, the greatest ever, more
greatest ever Hall of Metals and.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
A couple of proper ones because we got the high
jump and we got the Gulf. We did so it
wasn't just obscure sports.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It wasn't going backward sports.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
And some bicycling ones as well, which are very competitive.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I was looking at the news last night and I
was saying that cycling team very young.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, more to come.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
They're going to be around for a while.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
But New Zealand's massively disrespected in the closing ceremony.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We'll talk about that next.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Oh shocking.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
It basically gave us the bird.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Smike frenchly Rue basically dropped their pants and wear there
downstairs at US.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
So great Olympics for Team New Zealand. Wonderful Olympics, the
most golds of all time for New Zealand. Yep. But
some people are not happy about the fact that New
Zealand has been missed off the world map at the
Olympic Games closing ceremony.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Completely and utterly left off the map. You've got a
massive Australia for some reason, has State Highway one going
from Australia right over to America, cutting through Africa. It's
like they put a big motorway in there, but.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No New Zealand at all. You know, we're bloody, We're
bloody eleventh on the table. You know India's in there.
They only got one medal.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
There's you know why you couldn't just put a little
slithered to the just to the right of Australia.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
No, obviously, it's a giant abs distract map.

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Of the world, classic Frenchy Larus going all abstract and
ARTI on the map as opposed to the accuracy that
we demand.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, but interestingly, Japan features very strongly and that's the
disappointing thing. Japan features strongly, the UK features strongly, but
they've just left News in life because that would have
just not looked quite as nice with a little bit
of an island sticking off the right hand side of Australia.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
UK isn't doesn't have its own bit though, it's just
attached to Europe and what I'm looking.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
At, yeah maybe just from this angle you can't quite
see it, but I'll take it a little sort of there,
but the UK is up there.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
I mean, I can't see UK.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's so interesting. So if they hadn't left the UK
off the French of LaRose, that would have been possibly
a war that would have been waged between the two countries.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think they have lifted off.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
But anyway, big big props to Africa because Africa often
gets left out in the you know, because it's huge Africa,
but always looks quite small on the map. So Africa
will be happy they've been represented, probably quite accurately for once.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes, but as you mentioned India, man, they be disappointed.
India a country of over one and a half billion
people and they've essentially got a chod. They're represented by
chode on this map.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Well, because it's huge. It's a massive country. India.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
How many medals did India get?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, it's got no golds. Yeah, one silver and five bronze,
a total of six.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
That's not great from a country of one point five billion,
especially when you look at China, which is a country
less population now than India. Forty golds, twenty seven silvers,
twenty four bronze.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, well, I'll tell you he'll be disappointed. Mexico no golds,
three silvers, two bronze. Mexico's big country, big country, great country.
Turkey must be disappointed. No golds, three silvers, five bronze.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
And what are you up to? Zambia, what are you
up to? One bronze?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Well, Fiji did better than them, FIGI got a silver.
I wonder as well, because I'm just having a lot
here at the table. In North Korea, no golds, two silvers,
four bronze. Get some of the Kurzikhstan, no golds, Moldovia,
no golds, Cypress no golds. Is that because the drug
testing is really good?

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Maybe? Maybe?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
But I think you know who won the Olympics, who
won the entire Olympics, Tom Cruise just diving into the stadium,
jumping on a motorbike, grabbing a.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Flag and through the stadium and off to.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
LA Yeah he did, he did super well. And the
other person that did well at the Olympic Snoop Dog,
made eleven million dollars.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, I actually know. I can see I'm looking at
a different picture. You're right, there is the UK, but
it's a very weird representation of the UK. It's two
disrespectful triangles.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
So there might be a.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Warm Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells the Maiden.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
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Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's my freaking job.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
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The Mat and Jerry Show podcasts The Wonderful World of
Insomniac World of Warcraft.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Yes, a New Jersey man has put us insomnia at
a good use by playing World of Warcraft for more
than seventy eight hours, which broke two world records. To
good use A well, he's got insomnia. This is the
problem with Jaman o'donald.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
That's the thing. If you can't sleep, you might as
well do something. There's no point in lying in bed
trying to force yourself to sleep. It never works.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah. So he's a Marine Corps veteran and he logged
into the multiplayer online role playing game and play for
seventy eight hours and thirty minutes. He was allowed a
five minute break each hour, but interestingly, he used that
rest time to eat and play with his dogs rather
than sleep. I'll get on him, but I mean, if

(08:16):
you've been up for that long and you have a
five minute sleep, it's a weird sleep anyway, Yeah, because
your body wants to pull you into deep sleep and
then you're trying not to get into it. So he
ended up with eighty minutes actually of unused rest time.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh wow, that's impressive.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
And seventy eight hours.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
I think that you I think in all you know
they put those rest times in for safety. But whenever
I hear that they're resting. You know, someone's doing a
twenty four hour thing, but they've got ten minutes off.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Every hour ago you didn't do it.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
It's got to be in a straight it's got to
be in a straight line and risk damaging yourself or
what is it if you if you get a break,
then you know break no breaks?

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Yeah, I reckon no breaks, no breaks.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, because maybe you'll only go for two hours with
no breaks, but that's that's the breaks.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, he said. I got physically tired, not so much mentally.
I don't suffer from a lot of the typical issues.
When I'm a week for so long, like lethar g
and hearing things, some people start to slur their words
and might even be mistaken for intoxicated. I typically don't
get any of that.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Well, that's weird. So he's not from New Jersey. He's
from Canada and the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yes, yeah, so it broke the world record for the
longest video game marathon, which was previously fifty nine hours
and twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Really, well, that's just because people don't know what their
kids are doing in their room.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
I mean, I got up in the middle night because
it was a.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Noise, and I went upstairs and a sort of light
on a room and one of my sons was up
at three am playing video games. You know, I didn't
know he was involved in a marathon. No one knew
about the guns. But the world records we're not there.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
So I'm gonna I cranked out World of Warcraft today,
right the second and played for seventy eight hours and
thirty minutes. Does that mean I'm stopping at about Friday
this time? Friday morning?

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Is that right? Two year forty eight year one two? Yeah,
I mean a long time now I think about it
like that.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Yeah, but he was having breaks.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, he's also got PTSD because he's a veteran, he's
got PTSD. He's got rheumatoid other ritis as well, all right,
so he live streamed up sometimes. He used to be
awake for two hundred hours straight. He used to sleep
fifteen hours a week. This guy. Wow, I don't know
if that's great. I mean, obviously he's trying to get

(10:23):
to sleep, but it's not great for your brain.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
With new treatments, he can now get around two to
four hours per night, So that's a real So it
is he cheating because you know, like the whole thing
is that, like, first of.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
All, he's taking breaks and playing with dogs.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
But secondly, the whole thing about doing something is that
you had to sacrifice something. He wasn't asleep anyway, so
he was looking for something to do. So big big boobies.
Who can't big boobies. That's the saying, isn't it, big boobies.
I'm just looking a picture of him. He doesn't look
to have massive boobies. That's a saying, man, big deal,

(10:56):
big boobies. Yeah, big boobies. It was up anyway, big boobies.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Either it's a new one.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
There's a saying like that. But I miss I'll lock
onto it and get.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Back to you next then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
So we've said it before on the show. New Zealand
enjoying its greatest ever Olympics in Paris, a record ten
gold medals.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Woo.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Now, some of our Olympic medalists have the potential in
substantial financial rewards off the back of this. So two
weeks ago on the Matt and Jerry Show, we revealed
that New Zealand is one of only four countries where
the governing body doesn't actually pay athletes for an Olympic medal,
along with Great Britain, Norway and Sweden.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
We splashed money at every loser in the country.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
But someone gets gold and we don't have any cash
and down the couch for them.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
No, but we help them get there. Quite a considerable
investment by the New Zealand government into elite and high
performance sport in New Zealand, which is clearly paying off.
But according to an advertising industry source, gold medal winners
could receive up to half a million dollars for being
the face of a major brand's advertising camp.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
But the problem, I guess if you've got ten Gold medalists,
who's going to be the face of it? Imagine like
Lisa Dame Lisa Carrington. You'd want her on your brand,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Well, she's the number one.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, and you'd want her out a corporate speaking events.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
She's the number one. She's the number one for lots
of reasons, isn't she, Lisa Carrington? Not only because she's
the she is the seventh most decorated Olympian of all
time in the world. Yeah. So, since the Olympics have
been going. It goes Michael Phelps is at number one,
He's got twenty medals or something, twenty golds. And then

(12:33):
there's six other people who are on Wow, who are
on who are above Lisa Carrington, Dame Lisa Carrington, And
then there's Lisa Carringtons next. She's she's crazily highly decorated,
but also she's incredibly marketable for obvious reasons. She looks great. Yeah,
she's a lovely person. Good on the mic, she's great

(12:55):
on the mic, she speaks incredibly well, she's humble, she's inspiring.
I mean, she's she's the best of us.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Lydia co very marketable but also already heavily marketed and
has made a lot of money, dangerously wealthy, very good
on the mic, good looking chap. He could do some stuff,
you know, you could definitely do some stuff. And Mike
Minogue winning a gold medal in the in the in

(13:21):
the actual stadium in the athletics, and mean we haven't
done that since twenty twelve with who was the giant
rock thrower of Valerie Adams.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yes, so surely, I mean that for me, that is
incredible to win.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
Everyone's tried high jump, so to be the best in
the world a high jump is quite something.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah. But I was talking to someone about Lydia Ka
yesterday and they're saying that her one of her plans
is to retire at thirty. Yeah, it was. That's always
been her goal.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
She's got a bronze, silver and a gold and she's
in the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 8 (13:51):
Now, what do you think an Olympia Like an Olympic
medal winner, his brand is like computers, I don't know,
like an All Black or something like that. Do you
think do people care New Zealand is much better than
an Olympian meddaler.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
If you get the beef and lamb and board on
you can.

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
It is interesting, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Whether you capture the imagination of the nation and how
long you can hold that. I guess that's why Dame
Lisa Carrington's She's captured the imagination and held it for
a very long time. So if you start backing up
Olympics still Olympics, you become representative of excellence over a
period of time.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah. I think the Olympics still Hot is the pinnacle.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I think you know the All Blacks as a high
high standard and everybody. New Zealand still love the All Blacks,
but Olympics golds are the pinnacle in my opinion. I'll
tell you what the way the country gets behind is
next to all.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Also being a sport that needs a lot of gear
and a lot of amateurs play like golf lydia co.
You know so many marketing opportunities there, Yeah, so many
little things that can be.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Sold around golf. But I'd eat anything that Lisa Carrington promotes.
It doesn't sound right trying to unpack that the Mat
and Jerry Show podcast earlier on you made a shocking indiscretion,
not not your first indiscretion on the show.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Let's I made a mistake.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I got a saying wrong around a insomniac that was
playing World of Warcraft for seventy hours.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
I said big boobies when I meant when I meant
tough teddies.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, but also I'm not sure tough teddies is any better,
but at.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Least it's been said before. Yeah, bobies is a completely
different thing like big boobies.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I think I meant big hoo ha or big deal
or something like that. This is the saying. There's a
saying I'm reaching its.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Big, not big deal. It's like sort of big brew haha,
but big. You know, yeah, someone will know that. What
I meant to say, Yeah, but it was here. Maybe
you meant tough todies. That's tough todies your muppets is
this text. I don't think I did mean that. Really,
I just think it was no big deal because he's
already in a insomniac playing World of Warcraft for seventy
two hours when you're up anyway.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, because tough is different thing.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:04):
If he hadn't got there because he was drinking the
night before and had gone to sleep thirty five hours
into the attent, that would be tough ttties. Mate, you
were drinking.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, but big titties as a big mobies, No.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Big, I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
You said big boobies.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
But I don't think he I mean he doesn't. He's
he doesn't have big boobies.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
I looked at the picture of him and he doesn't
seem to have big bobies at all, which is surprising
because he's really doesn't do any sleep and he.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Is an ex marine, So we might have tough titties.
It's going on, okay, anyway, that's just a by way
of an apology.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
Okay, did you apologize?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's by way of an apology.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
I pretended to apologize.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
This is what I meant. Big whoopee, That's what I meant.
Yeah stuff, Becky's big dues, big BUCkies, you make BUCkies. No,
big whoopee, that's what I did mean. This person's got
it right. They're entering in three secks. Big whoopy is
what I meant, Not big boobies.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Because I've heard play big wi war for yeah, big what?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay, there we.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Go, right? What's tough stuff? Biscuits?

Speaker 10 (17:06):
No?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
That's is that something big?

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Stuffy?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Okay? All right, all right, okay, shut it down.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
It's maage Jill me.

Speaker 6 (17:20):
On Ready Lucky, The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast, The
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Speaker 3 (17:40):
Nice day, Have you coming this morning? On Tuesday, the
thirteenth of August twenty twenty four.

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Do you know what you can win? Five hundred ducks?

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Ducks?

Speaker 1 (17:49):
I can't speak today. I just said five hundred ducks.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Oh you were thinking dollars and bucks? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Well, I say, does that mean is that a contract
that we now have to give away five hundred ducks?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
With news going to task us because I've seen it.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Possibly someone could come at us and say you have
to give away ducks because you said.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
It, could five hundred ducks be worth certainly more than
five hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yeah, if you had a choice, because you know that
it's worth more.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
But so much Edmund around winning five hundred ducks even
because then you've got to sell them. Yeah, you know,
and a lot of Edmund for our people in the
front office who deliver five hundred ducks.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I guess if they rubber duckies, yeah, kind of not
too much Edmund just put them in a giant bin,
but you have.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
To go to a two dollar shop and buy them.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah. So anyway, it's five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Thanks.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
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Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yeah, actually after you said that bucks thing and the
ducks and then I mean I thought we got away
from that with the stiff nipples that we were talking
about at four seven o'clock, but no, it continues. So
since last week we saw a list of one hundred
best Australian songs ever. Today we're looking for the four
pillars of the most Kiwi songs ever. Let's get stuck
into that.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
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Speaker 6 (19:30):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
So every Tuesday, well look for the four pillars, which
is a segment where we find the four quintessential items
relating to a certain group or category. Instance, last week
we saw a list of the one hundred best Australian
songs Ever.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Today's actually it's not actually the best Australian songs of
all time and most most Australian songs of all time,
not best Australian songs of all time, so most quintessentially Australian.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
So today we're looking for the four pillars of the
most Kiwi songs ever.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, so what is that you decide what songs are
the most key.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
WEE should share some examples of previous four pillars so
people know exactly what we're up to. And June we
found the four pillars of the inter Islander terrifying swells
surprisingly expensive, getting the inter Island a song stuck in
your head four weeks shocking a decade of poor maintenance
for the muppets at Kiwi Rail.

Speaker 3 (20:25):
Consider the inter Islander song for one of the four
pillars of the most Kiwi Songs Ever?

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Wow, that is interesting, isn't it? Because it's an ad
and yet the wartars did put it on their albums.
It's on their best greatest hits out exact and they
perform in the at show, so I would accept it.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I think they perform it three times a show. So
and may we found love making and long term relationships
The four Pillars of Love Making and Long Term Relationships scheduled,
lights out, functional, missionary, freezing, mid action, worried the kids
might have snuck into the room, shut down with either
I have a headache, I've eaten too much, or you
have cold hands. And then Untamed Gardens said.

Speaker 4 (21:06):
The most accurate foot pillars We've done that one with
under pillars of making love in long term relationships. In
September last year, we found the four pillars of watching
sport at home. Cold cheap beers in the fridge, last
minute tech issues, post match crumbs and empties everywhere, pressure
to change the channel from non sports fans.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
Yeah, okay, so we've had some Tenson already on three
four eight three.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Poie. It's definitely going to be in the conversation.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Very key we song Slice of Heaven.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Oh yeah, that is so keewee. You got Sir Dave Dobbin.
You've got herbs in there as well, and it's the
theme to the foot Rock Flats movies. You've got murray
Ball in there as well. That's pretty freaking.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Kiwi six months in a Leaky boats Blibins.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Arness song was banned in England because it was released
during the Falkland War and Timfin made a joke about
that's how long it's going to take the New Zealand
frigate to get up there help and it got banned.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Yeah it seems a bit rough. Yeah, and then Topez
here has suggested also the general electric she has.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Oh yeah, I mean she's.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Onto it there Topez, isn't she. There's some good suggestions.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
First up, you don't think it's about eg g G
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Speaker 3 (22:27):
It's ab eggg yeah, like egg Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast this.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Morning, we're looking for the four pillars of the most
Kiwi Songs. Pepper.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
It's not the best New Zealand songs ever, it's the
most keewee songs ever.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Invokes the spirit of New Zealand.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Hi, here you go.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Now, this is a very key WE song.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
But does it matter that the dudes wrote it to
take the piss out of how drunk audiences were on
their Australian tour.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Yeah, it's a pretty key WE song, though it is
a very key with I don't think it matters. No,
I don't think that matters because, I mean, who knows
the reasons why anybody writes a song.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Yeah, yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Ultimately, it's the way it's been received.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
It's how it's embraced.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
So here we go. Another one from Sir Dave Dobbin.

Speaker 4 (23:18):
Shome s I mean Herevely embroils in the America's Cup,
which is I believe the America's Cup is coming to
the studio at some point, is that right, reader?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Today today actual America's Cup.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, the Actual America's Cup's coming in here, what for
a visit? So that'd be great for people listening. Okay,
we'll have to hit it.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
We'll have to smash it with a hammer so we
can hear the noise.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Well, hey, don't say that it's happened before. I was
going to say, I'm surprised that nobody's been through a
check that the note because this slitchem is out in
the office.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
The song's on a little bit in New Zealand, is it?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well, that will be the thing is that every song
now has been embraced one way or night.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
And I complain about the All versus Argentina. So the
reason why you play music is to hype things up
when people aren't excited. Right, So it's a very close
game between Argentina and the All Blacks in the weekend
and they keep pumping music.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
They're pumped. Who does why does love this do this
to me?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Okay, as there and so no one can get the
chant on the All Blacks chant on. People are excited
by the sport. At that point, they're embraced and you
want to bring the crowd into it to help their
local team, and anytime there's any stoppage at all, they're
blasting music out and sucking the life out of the support.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Wow, I'll tell you what. That's what we do here now, ye.
I mean if you've been overseas to if you've been
to cricket in England, they don't play a single bit
of music.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Because you allow the crowd to make the noise. That's
how it freaking works. Jesus H.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Christ bear for me that one. What about we don't
know how lucky we are, fred dak fortunate we.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
Are to have that, we don't know about the circumstances, Frederick.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
That's a that's a.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
That's an opinion that's really changed in New Zealand because
that used to be the whole thing. We don't know
how lucky we are, and now everyone's like, we don't
know how.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Unlucky we are. That sort of flipped round, haven't we.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
People aren't walking around going we're bloody lucky to live here,
you know. People are going, oh, I'm so unlucky. I've
had it hard.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
What about this one from the nether World Dancing Toys.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Absolute Chune Danedan music. Its finest.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
Is this embracing the Dunedin sound. This is not the
Dan sound, but I know.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's a sound from Dunedin.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, definitely is that. You don't think it's a little
bit that any Crima gets a little bit sort of
does a little bit too. Here we go vocal gymnastics.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I think this is the best part when Chroma comes
in that make this but for some reason is so
key we to me.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Especially that where I think she went on out a
cramming them on, which is very cuy thing to do.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast, the Four Pillars of
the Most Kiwi Songs.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
Tell you what.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
So many suggestions coming through, but we've got to I
guess we've got to make some rules.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
And I don't think this one can count. Jerra Erard
and your rulers.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Looking, why does the Gerard roofing air by John Rolls?
Why does that not feature? I mean, are we allowing
are we allowing ads? Because obviously cruising on the Entre Islander.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
We're allowing that because the war Tars put it on
their Greatest Hits album and performing at their live concerts.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
But this was on John Roles's greatest because the Gerard
roofing ad was.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
For Cheerard and your rulers looking natural, John rolls, great
New Zealander.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Where's the girl that comes in and goes go forward.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
Cheer and.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Go for the Gerard mediterrane.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
He stepped all over the little girl?

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Sorry, can we do another take on her? I think
they've got to do it. They've got to take take
on that girl, mister Q.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
No, this is a cover of an American song. It
doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
A lot of its coming in for the kimber A song.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
No, okay, let's roll out all ads.

Speaker 12 (27:28):
Okay, controversial, but I do agree with it, I think, okay,
but if you're rolling out all ads, so it's songs
that have been written for ads, or all songs that
have featured on ads.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Because if it's songs that are featured names, they're.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Allowed to feature on ads.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
But they have to have a life before they were
an And whereas John rules, what John Rowles wasn't singing
us before?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Look on it.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
The Girl I've Been Everywhere was written by an Australian
country singer Jeff Mack and popularized by Lucky Star. Okay,
all right and Hank Snow had a version. By the
time McDonald's were on it, it had been around the
block a number of times.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
So look the way to probably find this realistically. Obviously,
people can text the suggestions on three for three eight hundred,
can send us a message via the talkback function. It
was probably just a caller in New Zealand. PLoP yourself
on hold and one of the first four songs are
that come up on hold? Those are basically the four
most quintessential Kiwi songs right there?

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Oh absolutely. I've also had another plan.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
How about we give two votes for anyone that uses
the talkback function on the iHeart Radio app and sings
the song into it.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Well, that that's jurymandering.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Jurymandering. If you're willing to into that, that's two votes.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
You get two votes for your song most key song
of all time if you sing it into the talkback
function on the iHeart radio app.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
The little microphone okay.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Texas worth one, texts worth one, and what about a
phone call?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Phone call worth none?

Speaker 3 (28:55):
You're not giving a vote to any if someone.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
O ok phone call one one, okay one for a
text yep one for a phone call, two for a
talkback three for a letter.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
If you get it in here time, it sounds like
you're in the pocket of big talkback function on your
iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I'm getting kickbacks from it?

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (29:12):
What's happening coming up after seven thirty The most keyy
thing in the world The America's Cups in the studio.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
Yeah, the America's Cup's coming in. It's coming on the
actual America's cup.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
So that'll be good for people on the radio.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Are we get to white glove it?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I don't know. Could we get to hold it? Do
we get to kiss it? Do we get to drink
from it?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Does diplomatic services come in and make sure we don't
have a hammer in here?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
You'd hope. So Matt and Jerry Show Radio.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Think Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
It's seven thirty two. Time for your radio hodeching news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
New rules are on the way for those on the benefit,
alongside new sanctions for those who don't comply, Those who
don't meet the requirements will have half the come put
on a payment card to only be spent on essentials
like food. A school worker in Chicago has been jailed
for nine years after stealing two point five million dollars
worth of chicken wings. A sixty eight year old Vera

(30:13):
Ladell was caught when a routine audit found food costs
were half million dollars over budget, but students never saw
a single win.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
We already dealt with the story, so obviously the conviction
has been made. You were over in Chicago, did you
see any news on this or did you see a
lack of chicken wings?

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Oddly enough, I saw nothing on this chicken wings story.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But yeah, it's made our headlines over here.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Very strange and a new look Home Games is poised
for Glasgow in twenty twenty six. You see the Olympic
team chefter Mishwan Nigel Avery has confirmed reports that a
scale back event will feature in the Scottish city which
last held the Sporting Jamboree.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
What's the cheft to Mission four?

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Cheft to Michean is the boss? Shift to is the
boss of the game's team.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
See, I've been confused because I was wondering why we've
been talking to a chef the whole time, Like what
we thought talked to the chef about the food. See
that's been confused in me this whole time.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
The shifted me. Sure, yeah, yeah, all right, that's good. Okay,
well Nigel Avera, we'll accept that from you, so you
know what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Also, what's the jamboree? I feel like that word in
a very long time, scouting jambree?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Scout jembree?

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Is it a scouting jembree? So have Glazer put up
their hand because Brisbane didn't what happened there? Gold Coast
wasn't it? Was it Brazi or the Gold Coast? Can't
remember they're having the Olympics or was going I got
the Olympics?

Speaker 13 (31:26):
Have they?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, Olympics after after Los Angeles. So it goes Los
Angeles and then it goes Brisbane. Oh how good they
were going to have the I'm pretty sure they were
going to have the Commonwealth Games and then they said no, thanks, Well.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
The Goldie wasn't so long ago. It was Malbs, wasn't
it was that Mau It was the Gold Coast wasn't
so long ago?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
With the care all right?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Then because they put their hand up for it, didn't
they And then they took their hand back down for it. Yeah,
they said they wanted it, and then they didn't want it.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
So the Louis Vatare thirty seventh America's Cup has taking
place between the twenty second of August and the twenty
seventh of October and twenty twenty four in Barcelona, and
today the Royal New Zealand Yacht Squadron and Twitter to
New Zealand are announcing one of the most publicly accessible
tours of the America's Cup undertaken in New Zealand. So,

(32:11):
and when I say the most publicly accessible tours of
the America's Cup, I'm talking about actually accessing the actual
America's Cup.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I mean it's sitting right there on the Hidache studio desk. Yes,
it's pretty accessible.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
And in the studio we have the America's Cup and
we also have Rare Commodore David Blakey in the studio.
Good morning, David Lording Jeremy. Now mean, I don't want
you to make any jokes about David's title of Rare Commodore.
We're just going to keep it above boy.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
So you're we're actually on offended that you'd think that
I would go there. I never would what a tour
you're doing. You're going across the entire country with the cup.
And what's really amazing about it is everything's written on
all the races.

Speaker 10 (32:52):
There is every race result over one hundred and seventy
years written on that cup. As you can say, it's
a magnificent trop Oh my goodness.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
There's not many people get to see it, well, especially
not behind glass. I mean, that's out raw dog in
it and they open there.

Speaker 10 (33:09):
Yeah, I mean, it's got to be one of the
most spectacular looking trophies in sport. If you know, it's
already the oldest, but certainly one of the most spectacular.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
The thing about the America's Cup is, as you said,
the oldest, and it's it's shaped like a cup. Like
it looks like the top of it you can actually
pour some stuff out of it. I mean, actually less
like a cup and more like if you like a gravy,
like a gravy sort of vestibule, you know, something that
you pull gravy out of.

Speaker 10 (33:37):
You're quite keen to have a go at this, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Well, I'd love to drink out of the America's Cup,
but I don't think it works like that. No, you've
got to win it to be able to.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Do exactly what's the oldest piece of engraving on there.

Speaker 10 (33:47):
It'll be from when the Cup was first competed for,
which was in cows And England in eighteen fifty one.

Speaker 13 (33:53):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
But it wasn't called the America's Cup at that stage, you.

Speaker 10 (33:56):
Know, it wasn't. So the America's Cup got its name
from the yacht that first won the event, which was,
of course the Yacht America, representing the New York Yacht Club.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Okay, and who was that first?

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Rate?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
That was the New Yacht Club versus was it from
someone from over in England.

Speaker 10 (34:12):
Well, actually they had a fleet of boats that set
sail round the round the cows on the Isle of Wight,
and the Americans decided to take a yacht across to
compete in it, right, And of course the English backed
themselves to win it. They didn't think the Americans had
a chance, and the Americans thought, no, we'll show you,
and so they turned up on the start line and

(34:33):
won easily.

Speaker 13 (34:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Okay, and then that was the thing from then for
the longest time. He actually actually sail there to compete.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
That's right.

Speaker 10 (34:41):
So it was the then the old the longest winning
streak in sporting history one hundred and thirty two years
before Australia too turned up in nineteen eighty three and
won it off the New York Yacht Club very famously
with thee to keel, the wing keel, that's right, with
the winged keel everything.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
And so the first person that bought that cup and go,
this is going to be the cup that we're going
to use would have had no idea that it would
just be still floating around all these years later. It's incredible,
no idea. And it's been a bit of money on
it at the start. That obviously important because it's pretty flash.

Speaker 10 (35:10):
And there's some very successful and wealthy and influential people
have all had a crack trying to win this over
one hundred and seventy years, and the vast majority we're
not successful.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
No, that's right. And what is the actual allure of it?
Do you think, David? What is the I mean, obviously
there's a physical part to it, but what is the allure?
Why do so many incredibly wealthy people want to win
this particular piece of silverware.

Speaker 10 (35:36):
Because it's so hard to win? And I guess it's
more than just a yacht race. So it's about bringing
a team together. It's the innovation, it's the design, it's
the engineering, it's the technology as well as sailing of boats.
And that's where I think we can be very proud
of what Emirates Team New Zealand has achieved. So over
the forty years we've been involved, we have now got

(35:57):
a record that's better than any other country in the world.
We've challenged five times, we've won it twice, we've defended
it twice, we've only lost it once, and now we've
got the ultimate challenge of defending it in foreign waters.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
Yes, there's a huge challenge as well when you're engraving
it not to cock it up. I don't think I
can handle that pressure a littlone the pressure of the
America's Cup. Engraving that without making a mistake would be huge.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
David, where does this cup live? Ordinarily, when it's not
touring around.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
It lives in a glass case in the Royal New
Zealand Yacht Squadron. We're very proud, proud to have it
on display, Okay, so people can come and see it
behind a glass case. But this tour is the opportunity
to take it nationwide. We're going to visit forty locations
around the country with our friends from Toyota schools, yacht clubs,
which of course is where many of the team started out,

(36:47):
as well as Toyota stores around the country. And it's
an opportunity for people to do just this, which is
come and see it firsthand.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Are you allowed to touch it without gloves on?

Speaker 2 (36:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
No, So people should bring up here of gloves.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
People can, People should bring their phones and their cameras
so they can get a photo taken. But it's also
an opportunity for people. We've got to we're gonna take
a sale around the country as well, so people can
write messages to support to Team New Zealand while they're
working hard over there in Barcelona.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, rear Commodore David Blakey, thank you so much for
bringing the cup, and best of luck with the tour
and best of luckworth defending the America's Cup.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
It's a beautiful thing. It's actually essentially affected me seeing
that cup.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
You're going to put some maicot together.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh yeah, I think I'm gonna ever go.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
It's time to put millions in behind this, Thanks very
much for coming in. Thanks guys, Serious share radiohead.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
A pure.

Speaker 6 (37:49):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 14 (37:56):
It's generally were Mare from six and your hard archy.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Nice to be covered this morning on The Man in
Jerry Show, Tuesday, the thirteenth of August twenty twenty four, and.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
A big welcome to those listening on the Radio Highlights
podcast whenever and wherever you are listening huge our radio
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Speaker 3 (38:25):
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Speaker 1 (38:39):
And for some reason, Josh Thompson, who is coming in
but wasn't he from season four?

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Is this right?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah? And as I was saying before, a fan favorite
returns to task Master tonight one.

Speaker 4 (38:49):
Matthew here really hey, we're looking for the four pillars
of the most Kiwi song ever.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It's not the fourth best Kiwi songs ever.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
It's the most Kiwi and we're getting a lot of
talkbacks coming through on the iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
That's because you've been jerrymandering and saying that everybody who
sends in a vote via the iHeartRadio app and sings
the song gets two votes.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, two votes?

Speaker 15 (39:15):
What have we got here, meshi pig my bag, I
turned the key, can't go away too soon? Yeah, hammy
my head, I'm ready to go. So many things to
see and cruising only into Ralander, taking my time, feeling fast? Yes,

(39:39):
cruising only into Lander?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Was that Barry Saunders himself?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
How he's got some pikes?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Unfortunately that's been ruled out because it's an ad.

Speaker 16 (39:51):
Oh I know, no ads, no gr groufing ads, no
McDonald's Kiwi burger ads allowed up next to I want
to ask the question with a one very very very
very very New.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
Zealand song is allowed. Okay, the most quintessential New Zealand
song of all time, some may say wow. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast, so every Tuesday we
look for the four pillars of a particular group or
category of things. And since last week we saw a
list of the one hundred great most Australian songs ever.
Today we're looking for the four pillars of the most
Kiwi songs ever, because we copy everything from Australia.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
It's not the best song ever, not best Kiwi song,
the most quintessentially Kiwi song. And you've got and two
votes if you sing it down the talkback function on
the iHeart Radio ap.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Yeah, because you're just fine on the three fourth three. Yeah,
you can text on three for three. You can give
us a call on eight hundred hardeche. You're only offering
one vote for those people.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yep, but two votes if you press the little microphone
icon on your iHeartRadio app and send through.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I have a question for you. Yeah, because a lot
of people would argue, yes, the most quintessentially Kiwi song
ever would surely be.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
That one tear rolling down Lydia Coe's face on the
podium will live with me forever.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Do we accept the national anthem?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
No?

Speaker 3 (41:14):
No, rolling it out? No, it seems unfair to the
other ones.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
It does. I mean it's got an inside track, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
It does?

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
I mean it's a great song. It's one of the
greatest national anthems. Really, Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
I don't know. I think the Argentinian one, the Argentini
ends upics playing the All Blacks this weekend at Eton Park,
played last week at SkySports Stadium in Wellington. I thought
that national anthem for me, I love that anthem. I
love the Argentinian anthem. Mate.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
We're not looking for the most quintessential Argentine song of
all time. It's the most quintessentially Kiwi song.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
What have we got?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
Mesh?

Speaker 8 (41:51):
A couple more coming through on the iHeart Radio took
back aap obviously if you if you vote this way,
you get two votes.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
This one here Fellas is coming through thick and fast, sad.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
I'm in full long, no stone nud oh.

Speaker 8 (42:08):
And then.

Speaker 9 (42:10):
We've been together forty years or two of that and
then okay, good yourself.

Speaker 13 (42:21):
Be.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Okay, you're making up for now.

Speaker 4 (42:27):
It's not get yourself more Beers's drink yourself more bliss.
And also it's Asian cigarettes long top a few cans
if you can be my beerskinned lady before you.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
He's miss a line there.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Still we're still two boats for those shore know absolute
and so Dave Dobbin is coming up a lot acrosses
various projects.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Isn't he Medie one of your favorite tunes?

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Do you know?

Speaker 17 (42:51):
Do you know.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
If you need it? Cup Skin?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Anybody given when to pick it up.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Also, earlier in the show, you said that maybe we
should just give Yanic or is it you Jerry? You
said we should give you Eran's ritical and just jump
on hold and see what tunes come up. I did
that just while you guys were talking to the guys
about the America's Cup, and I brought together a couple
of the tunes that I heard while on hold to
your New Zealand. This is the first one that came.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Up, always Wrong and Love be great song.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
And then also in a similar il cussos Anika Moore
That is a ridiculously good song, great tune, such a.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Beautiful vocal, beautiful vocal, It resolves itself so well, that chorus, such.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
A great song.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
And the only other tune that I heard while on
hold on the New Zealand phone line was this tune
from Fat Freddy's Drop.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
That is pretty quintessentially keely.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
This has taken me back some hours that I've been
on the hold for in New Zealand over the years differently.
It's interesting talking to Neil for not long ago because
he said there were so many crowded house songs on
hold that he called up to do something once and
he heard three crowded house songs and he tried to
get the crewdited house songs taken off, and he got
his lawyers to get in touch and tunes out. They
couldn't get rid of them. He was like, oh please,

(44:19):
I think it's going to make people hate my music.

Speaker 14 (44:22):
Show one of the first time in Mallow.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast this morning, we're looking
at the popolers are the most Kiwi songs ever? You
can vote on three for three oh one hundred hordekey
or you'll get two votes if you send us a
talkback message via the talkback radio app on your iHeartRadio app.
So I've got another question for you. We've ruled out
the national anthem.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
YEP, so we can't have that and it is very
contessentially Kiwi, but I've ruled it out.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Okay, what about TV themes? This one here, this isn't
a TV theme, No, this is wang beat it. Sorry
if I played the wrong chun.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Heretics why from the lyrics from the Shorten Street theme
this he is great here.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
Bloody? Why is it called Shorten Street?

Speaker 13 (45:24):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
There's another question for another.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
That song there. I'm pretty sure that was the remixed
version of Shortman Street that our friend Paul Cassley E
straw People did that. This is a straw people vision
changed across it changed the straw people.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
There's an original that was even before this, right, But
this is Beaver Beaver sing this and Beaver sung the
theme to Glass.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
This is Tina. This is Tina Cross, Tina Cross. So
are we allowing us or not?

Speaker 13 (45:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Not allowing us themes TV shows is too complicated. What
else have we got?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
What about Wing's beat it?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
No, let's just get back on topics. Wang, No, Wing,
you've had your time in the sunner get out of
their Wang?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Is that because it's a cover.

Speaker 4 (46:08):
Let's get back to actually like this was actually quite
a good little thing we were doing here, and now
we've got stuck in the weeds.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I'm just asking the question, let's go to talkbacks.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
What have we got in there?

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Let's have a listen to got us up every morning
with her beautiful voice.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
It's that time curea.

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Special time.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
It's not that time anyway, it's my time. Yeah, here
we go.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
I got the word from my mother.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
She bayed me on the head and said go to
sleep by get.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
To see me the chorus there listening to track side.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
So much of this coming through to the talkback function
on iHeart d you here, like, just so much of
this kind of stuff going on gotta be in the conversation,
A lot of coming through the talkback function on their
heart radio app. Are we going to allow it to
be because there's so many Dave Dobbin related songs coming
through across the dudes and d D smash and Sir

(47:19):
Dave dobb on his own, We're not going to allow
more than one dob And then I guess we just
can't go to.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Count the vote. Just got to count the vane because
you've jurymanded it. With the situation where people can send
in lots of you can get two boats for sending
in something via the talkback function on iHeartRadio app. I
there are so many da dums coming in because it's
such an easy thing to d dumb your way into
into a song.

Speaker 8 (47:40):
Like that, just having what about this one here? That's
come from the talkback function, fellas what do you reckon
of this? This is classic KII chained.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
Bed word for your gum boats.

Speaker 14 (47:49):
Where would you be?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
You'd probably be in hospital or in what Marie?

Speaker 1 (47:58):
And when I was?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
When I I didn't know what an infirmary was for
a long time. No one says that anymore, as an
infirmary is like a hospital, right and.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Marie, Okay, So we're not allowing any TV themes or
allowing the national anthem, and we're not allowing ads.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
No, just good quintessential Kiwi freaking songs The.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast Lamudain Jerry Show on radio.
How are you looking for the four pillars of the
most Kiwi songs ever?

Speaker 4 (48:28):
Yeah, and you get two votes if you sing it
down the iHeartRadio talkback function. But here we go a
lot of votes coming through for this. See number two
in the States, the song yeah it was number one,
I think it went to Number one was number one

(48:50):
example silent I reckon it was number one. Number two
was Don't Dream, Don't Dream It's sober and also number one.
Another number one has been Lord ye yes. So we've
only had two number ones. I believe in the United
States of America.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
YT, what about counting the beat? I know this has
been used in an ad.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Yeah side, Rather it's putting on a bit of a
British in the old Phil Judden.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Great song, though, a.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Lot of votes coming in for push Pushing the old
heavo for Trippin'. I don't think it's a great song.
It's not quintessentially Kiwi, I would say, but you know,
we just count the votes and sensitive to a smile
by the herbs.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
This is a ridiculously good song, all right?

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Where will count the votes? Keep them coming in three
for three eight hundred herdeche or two votes for people
who sing the song via the iHeartRadio app talkback function.
Coming up after eight fifty Josh Thompson joins us on
the Mantain Jerry Show, and he just texts me.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
And said he knows the answer.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
He's listening as he races in from west Auckland, and
he knows the answer to the question why shortened streets
called shortened street and not doctor show, oh or doctor
show or doctor a nurse, doctor and nurse show.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Doctor and nurse show would not have been a good name.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
This is it?

Speaker 3 (50:11):
Maddon Jerry Show, Radio.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
Matty Jeremy Wells, The Maden Cherry Show.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Let's take twenty one time for your radiohodache Use headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Prome Minister says congestion charging could boost productivity and clear
up the roads. Chris Luckson says will allow for so
called time use charging on certain roads. It's certain peak hours.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
I say no to congestion charges. No no, no, no,
no no no, all right, okay, wipe that out.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
All right, all right, But maintaining those roads is becoming
both more expensive and more urgent. A government briefing document
shows the cost of fixing roads has gone up fifty
sixty years.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Oh my god, are we just not going to be
able to do infrastructure in this country anymore because it's
too expensive? Do we just have to all get four
by fours to deal with the potholes?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Do you know what we do well well? Foot paths?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Oh, we got great footpaths. What we do well is
wasting money on raised pedestrian costing.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
We are the best at raised pedestrian crossings and foot
paths in the world. We have the best footpaths. Oh,
we've got beautiful foot paths and places where people.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Have never walked.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
The thing with raised pedestrian crossings is the price of
pedestrian crossings has gone up a lot because it used
to be some paint and now it's a made you're
undertaking for no gain.

Speaker 8 (51:41):
Really, when I travel, it's the thing I noticed first
is always how people are just quite happy getting on
with a shitty footpath. Yeah, no one really cares about
the woods, nor the cracks nor anything like that.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
They just get on with it.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
And also, we've got a real thing for those raised crossings,
you know, in New Zealand. I feel like that there's
something that we don't really bother with anywhere else. You
don't are we do a good round about in New
Zealand to go round about news we should go into
posis we should We shouldn't be in this business. We
should be making roundabouts and crossings and footpaths well overseas.
No here exporting the round You just charge whatever the
hell you Want's great, it's good.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Business, like instead of being in radio. Yeah oh yeah,
they've been doing it for the longest time. They just
make up a cost. It's so that raised crossing, Yeah,
that's five hundred thousand dollars, but they're like, really, well,
how do you build a house? Then if that's five
hundred thousand dollars to raise a crossing, then surely a
house must cost fifty eight billion.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
Of eight and two time Olympic champion Eric Murray has
questioned Cycling New Zealand's handling of the men's program at
the Paris Games. The women won two gold both from
Alice Andrews, two silver and two bronze, but their male
counterparts did not contribute to the tally.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Yeah, a lot of calls now because obviously the's a
lot of support for women's sport here but not much
for men. So I think we need to move a
lot of the funding away from women's sports into men's sports.
And the only way you can look at that metal
table with the woman winning winning so many medals, is
that over funding for women's sports.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
He's with me, I'm I'm keeping read from myself. What's
coming up? Well, no, no, you you should. You should
take the social media with it.

Speaker 6 (53:08):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast, So Taskmas To.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
New Zealand's back for season five and continues tonight Tuesdays
and Wednesdays. Of course, seven thirty on TV and Z
two and TV and Z plus. The contestants this season
Hailey Sprow, Ben Hurley, Abbie Howe's to Finger, Fipilia and

(53:32):
Tom Sainsbury.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
And why the hell is Josh Thompson a winner of
a previous series sitting in the studio right now?

Speaker 13 (53:39):
Well, I don't really know because I'm filling in from
my man, thank.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
You for coming in.

Speaker 11 (53:46):
He's Josh joining a random conversation from that's behind you
at the barbecue.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (53:54):
I felt in for the thing because he could have
made it to the studio and it was quite annoying
for me because I turned up to do it and
the producers were like, you know who feldon last night?

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Matt Heath the best the goat and they were like,
they were like, he was so.

Speaker 13 (54:07):
Good and he was doing this thing and he would
say this and people were like, yeah, he was so good.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
He was so good.

Speaker 13 (54:12):
But what are you going to do?

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Josh?

Speaker 11 (54:13):
And so they kept talking about how good you are.
So I don't want to build up, build you up
or any pressure on the show. But tonight might be
the best episode of television that's ever gone to edd.

Speaker 15 (54:21):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Yeah, so what it's just good to get back, you know,
you've got these new sort of you know, Johnny Come
Lately's on the ship.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
It's good to get the legions back.

Speaker 13 (54:30):
Yea, yeah, yeah the store.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Yeah, the legions like man Heath and Josh Thompson.

Speaker 3 (54:33):
You're calling yourself a fan favorite, but I'm not sure
what that's based on.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
Also, even like halftime, they were like, oh he made
some things that some more things that men did that
were really great.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Well, you've been in You've been in my shadow for
a long time, Just Thompson, and they're not going to change.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Well, not only is Just Thompson a previous winner of
Task Master, he's also director of task Master.

Speaker 11 (54:57):
The season you directed, yeah, Tasks, Yeah, the last couple
of Seriesly, I think one of the prizes for winning
is that you get to direct the next series is
and it does really play with your mind because there
were certain times I'm like, is this just some sort
of big task that's got to be.

Speaker 13 (55:12):
Am I losing my mind now?

Speaker 4 (55:14):
So in the third set, at the end of the
third season you direct'll go, yeah, is it even the
season of Tasks?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Have they been paying you?

Speaker 13 (55:25):
I don't even know anymore. I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Final cut pro keeps not working time and it is
constantly causing problems.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Cameras following you around around twenty five cameras your director.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Is it that Are we living in a simulation or
is just New Zealand the smallest place in the world
as pretty small?

Speaker 13 (55:40):
I mean, I you know, like and we try to
do what we can with with the budget.

Speaker 11 (55:44):
But at one point we're to shoot some nighttime stuff,
and so I took all the security cameras off my house.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
And used all that thing.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
So in your house was burgle that my house was was.

Speaker 13 (55:54):
Gactually quite fine. It was fine. It turns out no
one wants anything from my house.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
So every morning we've got a cell and we're gitting
a caller to complete the task sit by me. In
today's task, we have Hayden, who's going to be committing.
Good morning, Hayden. Welcome to the show, Old Hayden. We've
got five hundred dollars here in our hands, and all
you need to do to win that five hundred dollars
is name five female first names starting with K now

(56:27):
yeah now would be.

Speaker 17 (56:28):
Great, Catherine, Yes, Kaylee, Karen, Karan, Karam, Catherine, Kathleen.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
Yeah, yeah, but Hayden your bloody did it? You want
yourself five hundred dollars thanks to Taskmaster season five.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Yes, congratulations and task Master season five continues tonight episodes
three and for you of course with Tasmas, you can
pick it up anytime you like. Yeah, I was taking
to watch from season one.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
But the return of a fan favorite tonight.

Speaker 6 (57:10):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
This morning, we've been looking for the footballers are the
most Kiwi songs ever and they're counted up the boats.
Josh Thompson has counted the last boats.

Speaker 13 (57:19):
I thank you a skill not not utilized enough.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
He teached.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
It's runninglate and he said, is there anything I can
do to prepare? And I said, where you're driving? And
could you count the boats for us?

Speaker 11 (57:29):
There's a lot of numbers, mate, I guarantee one hundred
percent correction.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Did you do two for the talk back function messages
on the iHeart Radio? Yeah, yeah, of course I was.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
I'm a prince. You know your way around of f
X eighty two?

Speaker 13 (57:44):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm not quite sure what that is.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
That's a it's a scientific calculator.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Yeah, that's oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
They didn't have them. I love it when you were
growing up.

Speaker 13 (57:54):
No, no, no, no, we just had the.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
All right, we have found them. We have found The
Four Pillows are the most Kiwi songs ever.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
These aren't the best Kiwi songs ever. These are just
the most quintessentially Kiwi songs, as voted for by you
and encountered by Josh.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Okay, here we go. Piller number one, Slice of Heaven, Dave,
Dobbyin and Herold.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
Good have urbs and and good that you didn't say
the herbs. Okay, there just tubs.

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Here are herbs, that's right. Heller number two Poe part
Maori Club.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
And not the part Murray Club either.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
That's from the album part Malti Club.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Hey, this is three Yeah, great song.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Puller number three not many by Scribe in two thousand
and three that many describing as well. Okay, all right
to stand what we're doing there and pull number four
from Johnny Tugan as she heads total win there it is.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
It's better by you.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
The four Pillars are the most key songs either. The
question a lot of people. I think Slice of Heaven,
Dave Dobbin and Herbs really benefited from the fact that
you gave two votes for anybody who was sending through
anything in the talk back function, because.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
It was very easy for people to get, you know,
pressed the talkback function the little icon and go.

Speaker 13 (59:35):
I will say I was eating.

Speaker 11 (59:37):
Like a mince and cheese pie on the way as well,
so that there was one point where my fingers were
on the on the screen and it wasn't contacting properly
because of.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
The dried mince on the phone.

Speaker 13 (59:45):
So there may be a slight number issue.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
We go on a.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Sorry, so it's a final sorry.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
So Josh Thompson, Yes, I believe you're sticking around for
the Daily Bespoke podcast of course. And last time you were,
and actually the time before you and we said we
were going to do a new podcast called Potty Corpse.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
We only talk about issues around apartments and townhouses, the
body corpse. So potty Corp I guess it is today
on the day.

Speaker 11 (01:00:21):
No, we kind of did it the second time I
came in and did you did we put into long
Edmonds for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Yeah. Yeah, we'll be straight back and you can hear
that podcast at eleven am this morning. No doubt you'd
be right on top of that download man as quick
as you possibly can.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
And don't forget to watch task Master season five tonight.

Speaker 13 (01:00:39):
And I was going to reveal the reason why it's
called short the Street, but.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
That's the podcast.

Speaker 13 (01:00:43):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
In the podcast, the Dad Set Podcast, Josh Thompson will
reveal why Shortened Street was called children's Oh wait for this.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Right, Thanks for listening to the Matt and Jerry Show.
We'll see you tomorrow.

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