The Respect Matt Heath Deserves - The Radio Highlights Pod September 9

Today on the radio show, Mash got a Matt & Jerry-inspired sledge in a sporting fixture over the weekend, and we go DEEP into cucumbers, should you eat one every day?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Mountain Jerry Show, load up on landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Germin the well.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
From sixth sentem you're hard.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Chy, Good morning, Welcome along to the Mountain Jerry Show,
Monday the ninth of September twenty twenty four. Al Right,
let's dominate the aways.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
The freaking do it like coming up this morning, including
the wonderful world of half a house for half a
million dollars. And we've got the latest on the Oasis reunion.
Oh yeah, some more information there. Wow, we're going to
still turn some bleed something out of that. Oh there's
more information, Okay, bleed something out of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Some new stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
There's new stuff that's arrived on our disc about that. Also,
make sure you're listening out for the twenty five k
fiddler today. When you hear a fiddle play anytime during
a song, call her number one hundred on eight hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Herechi will win one thousand dollars. Also after seven who's
running to be President of Ireland? Just a clue. He's
a complete nutter psychopath, but quite a good guy. What
a tease than that?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
And Jerry Show Podcast, did you stay.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Up and watch the rugby on the weekend. I certainly did.
I got up into the old school hot chocoley and
blankie on the couch, got my girlfriend up, got her
up the stairs, set her down on the bed. She
fell asleep, watched her by myself, this old girlfriend coming
up the stairs here, set it down, put a blanking

(01:41):
on her. She went to sleep, and we watched the well,
I watched the game. She claimed that she watched the game,
and I grilled her the next morning. She hadn't know
any better. The forty seventh minute, she dreamed some kind
of game. But it was great, I believe because last
week I watched the replay. I believe that it's so
much better to just make the it and get up
and watch it, just how visceral it is when it's like.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, well, it's a different thing when you know you
can fast forward. The only thing I'd say about the replays.
You can fast forward the halftime, which goes for about
twenty five minutes now, And apart from that, you're right,
there's something about watching it live where you know, I
don't know, you feel like you can change.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
The result of the game somehow.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, whereas it's a fat of complete by the time
you've been there, you're going, well.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
I know what the result. I don't know what the
result is, but the result does exist. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
and anytime you can find it out. Yeah. Yeah, And
it's very hard not to. But yeah, I actually thought
it was a fantastic game of footy, even though we lost.
I thought there was a lot in it. And we're
there thereabouts. I know that people are going to go,
you know, we've lost four times in a row. It's

(02:44):
out there every week. We can't lose five times in
a row, so next time we're going to beat them.
But I don't know. We're not great at the moment
and we're still in it, you know, although I will
say it's humiliating when the able ex doon't score a try,
because that's what we hassle likes of England about and
the likes of South Africa about. You know, you didn't
score any tries, you know. Yeah, we don't respect even

(03:06):
trying to get there on penalties.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, they're a good team, that South African team. Boy,
they are good and at home they're so good. That
concern that I keep reading where we haven't scored a
point now in the last twenty minutes of a game
for like twenty eight years or something.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
That does sound quite concerning.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
We used to be that team that finished really well
now and gets finished against really well, yeah, which is
quite different.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
But it's an inexperienced team. We're getting there. Yeah, but
we tried an experience off the bench, and in Cape Town,
we tried experience off the bench and it was exactly
the same result. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I look across the board and I look at a
lot of the players, and Dog Roll, for example, had
a great game.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, like a lot of the guys in the Cody
Taylor was fantastic. To Mighty Williams was excellentaria.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
O Lomix had a great game. There was an unfortunate
incident with the shoulder, but like.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
She had a great can ask more on debut. Sam
Kaine had a great game. There's a lot of Canes
had a great game. So Sam Kaine's got two more
games to get to one hundred, and I know he's
going away, but he deserves to get to his one
hundred hundred tests, doesn't he seem gain? He's bloody good.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So with all these guys having great games, how well
do you have to play to beat the South Africans.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Well, did sever Rece have a great game? No? Did
Mark Dealar have a game? No? Did we put Jordan luck?
I was going to call him Jordan La had a
terrible game. We should cat him Jordan Luck Jordan because
he does have some luck sometimes. But it's disappointing that
he he didn't really feature in the game at all,
not any father ns, just the way the game has
been played.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah, I feel like they kept the ball away from him,
but when they get going.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
To stop. Yeah, there was inevitability about us, wasn't.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
There early in the morning.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
There's inevitability about Sublime being.

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Sorry, and I was supposed to push this voight for it.
So I was just reading a text that came to
on the.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Texts Malcolm Mark, that's it, that's the test match and
the spring Boxman again.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
There was also an inevitability about Sublime for sure. Was
the ref to award penalties. He had a big smile
on us.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I loved it when he awarded a penalty, really got
right back and like, yeah, big big grin big.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Least he was consistent there. Ref Yeah, well, there was
a couple of a couple of things, but there always
this isn't there in Rugby Union The.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
So yeah, the Rugby Championship interesting obviously, spring Box beating
the All Blacks. What was the score in the end?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Was it like eighteen eighteen twelve or something? Yes, something
like eighteen twelve. We scored that, We scored no try.
She was a tight game, a lot of knock ons. Meanwhile,
and the other Rugby Championship game, the Wallabies were up
twenty three and Santa Fe and Hyondi Santa Fe and
they ended up losing sixty seven seven.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Yeah, the weir this game of all dies eventeen a
half time we got absolutely smoked.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
They got beat in the last fifteen minutes. The score
was essentially sixty four to seven to Argentina.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
So have you ever seen a championship like this? South
Africa played for one for Argentina played four one two.
New Zealand played four one one. Australia played for one one. No, no,
I've never seen that.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
And for the All Brecks to be in that part
number three at the stage in Argentina at number two.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Look at Australia's puts points different, Poor old Australia.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Poor Australia, although we're coming over there next un't we.
So we've got two games against Australia.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
What that's gonna, that's gonna Yeah. I mean I wish
we had three games against South Africa because because that's
we're really learning some stuff against them. We'll just we'll
just blow Australia off the park and it won't mean anything. Yeah,
we got two, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (06:40):
We've got one on the twenty first September against Izi,
and then we've also got one on the twenty eighth,
and then we go to Japan and October briefly, and
then we've got England.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, so we go October on the way through to
our English tour.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
That's right. Yeah. And who are we playing Meshi over
in the UK?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Good question? England, Ireland, France and.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh that's a good one. That's a good one. That's good.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
England, Island, France, and then Italy rubbish.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
But the other three that's all November. So that's back
to back weekends right through November. So November the third,
you've got England, November the ninth, you've got Ireland, November
the seventeenth, you've got France and then.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
It's exciting many about with his hot Chocolate's hot chocolate
and a night sleeping girlfriend and watching her looking forward
to that.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
But it is exciting because we're currently in this this
I guess you'd say rebuilding stage of the All Blacks,
although we seem to have a lot of old du
tanging around that aren't rebuilding. But it is interesting. It's
interesting to see how it's going to go. And this
is a good part of the World Cup cycle to
be finding out what you are totally and are we

(07:43):
looking at South Africa peaking too early? Well, they have
a great two years and then the All Blacks rise
to a send and see in about two years. Well,
we're certainly not peaking now. No, we're not. So that's
a good sign we are not peaking early. No.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Coming up later in the show, The Wonderful World of
half a House for half a mini dollars.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
This is the Mat and Jerry Show. Radio had a.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Sixteen Matt He Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
It's sixty one time for your radio Hoodaking news headlines
with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Worries that mass layoffs at two mills in the central
North Island would kill the rual Pehu community. When Stoned
International is looking to close it's sow and pulp mills,
blaming soaring electricity prices.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I hate a mill closing. I hate a freezing works closing.
It's so grim in those small towns.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
The roulette wheels, speaking of closing, and slot machines have
fallen silent at Sky City's Auckland casino this morning. It's
been closed since midnight and we'll stay closed until first
thing Saturday for being an irresponsible host.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Oh wow o. Sky City is having a bit of
a problem at them. They've lost a lot of money
in their latest earnings report. What's going on? How do
you fail to earn money through gambling?

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I think when the economy goes south, as the economy
has been going, the first thing that people stop spending
on is potentially casinos. But those of us who are
not addicted to gambling.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, So to really make profits, you'd have to have
people that aren't addicted to the Pokey's as well, yep,
as the depressing people that are addicted to the pokeys.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
That's right, and I think at the moment people just
don't have the word come to go around.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
I think that's wise. I think if you're struggling financially,
probably best to not ever a big bended down at
the cass It's probably a good sign. I think.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Look, if the casino's not going well in tough economic times,
I think that's probably a good sign that people are
heeding the warnings.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I think a good sign that gambling will lose a
lot of money is the size of the sky Tower,
because if you can build something that big on the
back of gambling, you know that the house is definitely winning.
And I'm Black's coach.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Scott Robertson has assessed his biggest lessons half way through
the season in charge and says minor details matter more
than he expected.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
He has a four win three loss record after seven tests.
The remaining seven feature.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
The Blizzoe Cup and a five week end of year
tour stretching against Japan, England, Ireland, France and Aalie. Well.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Everyone says it, don't they. It's a huge step up
from Super rugby. It's one of those cliches, but it's
really apparent, especially when you're playing a generationally good South
African side. Yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
But he's picked some good people with good names inside.
I mean, for example, Courtiztima Gotta Leave the Gap. I
mean it's a great song. Yeah, what a name that is? Courtis?

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I love saying Tyrell Lomax. Yeah, I like saying that
as well. I like Lomax as the last name. Yeah. Hey,
Cody Taylor. Love Cody Taylor. Yeah, love Cody. He's playing
so well. They've got some good players there. Yeah, we've
got We're a good team. We'll be there. We'll get there.
We'll get there. Well, bloody get there.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Don't you.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Don't you worry about that?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Right?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Stop worrying?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, all right on, I know you, I know you
get a bit freaked out about these things.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Mesh ruders freaking out in there, totally freaking out with
the starts. He just threw something. We'll get there. Whose
are those sneakers and studio bruders? They're nice sneakers, haven't they.

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
The Wonderful World of half a House for half a
Million dollars. The list missiles being Joseph Jurry from the
ACC's Fantasy football team and My Fantasy Leader.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Can we take a mental note of this Ruder on Mondays.
Monday's every single Monday for the Knicks White however many
weeks it is twenty weeks or so of fifteen shit?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Good?

Speaker 2 (11:40):
God?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I faking Just schedule on a break at around about
six fifteen Ruder on a Monday.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
We can get that breakout of the way.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
About your inner field fantasy site. Okay, let's hear at
the end, Medi, we'll talk about this house for half
a million dollars in just a second. How did your
fantasy team perform over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
It's a lot better than I thought. Although, bloody, Jaden Love,
my my QB got injured right at the end of
the game. Is it true that you're the commissioner, I'm
the commissioner of the league. How's that going, well, Jordan
Love is Well. See, the thing is, I just found
that the commissioner can go right in the back end

(12:15):
and change everything and what players around, and you can
actually do anything you want. As a Yeah, but I'm
kind of a figurehead because we've got an American couple
of Americans, legit Americans that are over here in our
fantasy league. And you realize that people that have been
brought up on American football understand it in a way
that you just never ever understand it. And you know,

(12:36):
I'm trying to teach them rugby and cricket and league
and they can never quite understand it. I think it's
got to be in your system from birth, in your
culture to fully understand it. So I'm a figurehead commissioner,
but actually Chriss is doing a lot of the back
end work. Yeah, but you know the thinker cluture in
that second year great league. Okay, spooge is doing well, spooches, Yeah,

(12:59):
spooches really considering how steamed he.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
Was, who got the draft, who's he got on his team?
That's making the play so well? Do you know, No,
I don't know. He's just domin. You know, he wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
He doesn't know, he doesn't know what's going on. It's
just as that's all just luck. Should we talk about
this half a house? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Should we come back to it later. There's half a
house that's half a million, Okay, we'll come back to it.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
I'm sorry about that. I ruined it with It's just
like if you follow it, follow the NFL Monday mornings
are huge because you know, the big day's Sunday in
the States. Yeah, anyway, this missiles are going to go down. Okay,
all right, Matt and Jerry Shop Radio, then Mat.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
And Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Here we go round two, fourteen minutes to seven on
the Mat and Jery Ship.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
The Wonderful World of half a House for half a
million real estate listing in California is getting a lot
of attention, and.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It's because of an unusual tagline. The tagline says, it's
half a house for half.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
A million, half ours for half a million.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
It's in Monroevia, and it's it was actually struck by
fallen Pine in May and now there's only half the
house standing.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
It's losted at four.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Hundred and ninety nine hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
No one's going to fall for that. People say, oh,
it's around four hundred thousand, four nine nine nine. Everyone
knows that's five hundred thousand. What did Kevin Wheeler have
to say about this, Well, he joke that's an open
concept floorplane.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
And the problem with having a house like this is
you can't get a loan, so you'd have to come
in with all cash. We're in southern California, people love
the indoor outdoor culture, you know, right, this is.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
More outdoor than indoor, though it's.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Fifty to fifty.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
But to your point, it's an open concept.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Apparently there's been a lot of attention. Yeah, yeah, that's
it's the worst house on a good street. Yep, that's right.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
He Will said that the owners have decided the house
wasn't worth repairing that older and they don't want and
they don't get the gas in the tank. They thought
that it'd be better for them just to move on,
he said.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Yeah, we let's the most likely scenarios. The new owners
will tear down all but a single wall and build
a new house from there. There's been a lot of
interest so far because their mound is so high and inventory,
especially at this place is so low.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Hey, they do an interesting thing over there, don't they.
In the States, you've got to put a listing price
on everything. Yeah, right, you and do that in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, I mean unless the market's down and you can
see the listing prices. Yep. But I think every house
has to have a listing price. Kind of makes sense.
I mean, if you go into a dairy, they kind
of have a listening price. I was looking at watches though.
I was looking watch at watches the other day to
buy a new watch. You I like watches. You just
got a new watch, But they don't They don't list

(15:44):
the prices on the nice ones. And I'm like, is
that because you know, if you have to ask the price,
you can't afford it kind of situation. But I just
want to know what ballpark of watch cabinet I'm looking at. Yeah,
I like to know how much something is going to cost.
Are they looking to you go in and hag oh,
hagel Michael Hell yeah, Oh no, I wasn't. Michael doesn't

(16:07):
keep a lot of watches. They've got the Michael Hill
brand watches. That's not what I'm looking at. Those process
are listed.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
I've got a friend who haggles everything, really yeah, everything.
I mean not at a dairy or a supermarket obviously,
but everything else.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
He haggles.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
Hagel is in like bars kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
He goes, but you give me anything off that, and
generally the person goes, oh, yeah, I'll give you two.
I went into a butcher in the weekends and I
wanted to buy a beef to roast because I've got
a new oven. Oh god, I had an absolute meal
with a new oven. Anyway, I went to buy the show.
I went to buy a beef and I went up
to the counter and I said, I was trying to

(16:41):
work out, you know what, what you reckon beef? And
she goes, how much do you want to spend? And
I'm like, I don't know, preferably probably like five bars.
But I bought a beef eighty bucks eighty bucks one
point five kg beefast. That's a lot of kgs. Yeah,
one point five one point five kg. Eighty bucks, Yeah,

(17:05):
eighty bucks. Of course. The living Crisis jesus A. I said,
what was it? It was the whole cow. I said
that you can shove that up. I'm not paying for that,
so can I melk it as well? Yeah, how it
comes with teats.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
The Mass Jerry Show podcast, The Latest Oasis News turns
out that there have been a couple of Twitter interactions
with Liam Karen, who interacted with Liam on Twitter Classic
Karen On Twitter, Karen said is it true that Oasis
will have a new album, to which Liam Gallagher said, yep,
it's already finished.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
He's lying, he's lying.

Speaker 6 (17:46):
It does feel like that doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, we don't know if they'd recorded an album.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Meanwhile, another fan addressed the fact that Liam has talked
down about his brother for basically the last fifteen years.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
And Lexi Hallerin said, is.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Not still a potato actual and replied, no, he's a
bloody well not no one have a bad word said
about that gorgeous telling the.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Young man that's what he said. So he's quick. Liam
Gallagher is smart, dumb, He's got the bence. He's dumb, smart, smart, dumb,
classic Northern with the Vans. Yeah, like he's so dumb
that Noel Gallagher tells that story where with the champagne body.
You've heard that one, haven't you? Where he he was
around at Nol's house and he saw that Noel put

(18:28):
like a spoon on the top of the champagne to
stop it, you know, keep it from from losing its bubbles.
And then he went round to our kids else, as
he said, Liam's house, and he had put like spoons
and all the milk.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
So well, go off, Yeah, this is a DM as well.
I see that that arrived on the Hurdocke Socials on Friday.
It says, yeah, get her mates got a friend that
works out and they said they've had a tentative booking
for a crew who are working a big show in
November next year.

Speaker 6 (18:56):
Interesting, and that's in New Zealand, is it?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Wow? Is that the idea that that message was? And
focus miss rumor rumored? Japan? South Korea, South Korea for
Asis Oasis, Then November one and second Australia. Then November
seventh and eighth, Eden Park two gigs seventh and eighth.
What do you reckon? What do you reckon? I reckon? Yes,

(19:23):
you reckon? Yes? I reckon Yes, I reckon yes too.

Speaker 6 (19:26):
Oh, dear Fellows, that's exciting. I was thinking no chance,
but that fizzs me up.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I reckon yes, boy, that would be good. I freaking
love that. Yeah, okay right.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
The Mat and Jerry Show Podcast, The Mast and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's time for Breakfast Twit Matt Heath and Jeremy with
Lash as well on.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Radio Holdacky, good morning, Welcome along to the Mantag Jerry Show.
It's Monday, the ninth of September twenty twenty four million,
a third of the way through September. Wow, really, so
how far through the year are we?

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Then?

Speaker 2 (20:03):
We're nearly a third of it, when nearly three quarters
of the way through the year. All right, boys, time
to shove it a new drill cruise through. I thought
we'd already shoved in a neutral. Yeah, what do you
do if you're already in neutral? You're already been given
coasting since January? Every now, I mean you just pop
it back into fifth and do a little bit on
the gas and just out throwing them back into neutral again,

(20:24):
back into fifth neutral, firfth neutral? Coming out this morning?

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Who's running to be president of Ireland might surprise you.
This person's a little bit let's say freighty.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Fighty. Let me wobble me way back through the car.
I think I want to beat I can't do an
Irish eccent.

Speaker 6 (20:42):
See quite good? I like that.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Then, Mat and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
So the next Irish election is going to be no
later than March next year, so it has to be
held before March next year. And there's an interesting person
who's put their hand up to be next president. It's
former UFC two division champion Connor McGregor.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Connor McGregor. Connor McGregor, the thirty six year old has
given up the UFC has come back and he's posted
this on Twitter. Jerry, your best Irish accent police for
what Connor McGregor, This.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Is really difficult because I've read this, I've read his
I've read his post on Twitter and look, it's got
some grammatical issues.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
It's not You wouldn't describe it as a brilliant piece
of writing. Yeah, I don't know. It looks like it's
been written by him after a couple of whiskeys. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
As President, I held the power to summon the Dale
as well as dissolve it. So, as I said before,
I would have all the answers to the people of
Ireland seek this I'm reading it.

Speaker 2 (21:43):
Word for word here.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
I would have all the answers the people of Ireland
seek from these thieves of the working men, these disruptors
of the family unit, these destructors of small businesses, and
on and on and on and on, these charlatans and
their positions of power would be summoned to answer to
the people of Ireland. And I would have done it
by day end, or I would be left with no

(22:07):
choice but to absolve the DLHI entirely, stop the train
until full stop. The people of Ireland deserve the answers
they seek point blank. Full stop. This would be my
power as president. I know very well full stop. Ireland
needs an active president employed wholly by the people of Ireland.
Full stop. It is me, full stop. I am the

(22:27):
only logical choice, full stop. Twenty twenty five is coming.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
So if you want to know what the day is,
he said, I was wondering. Ye, it's the Assembly of
Ireland in the Lower House, in principal chamber of the
Irish Legislature, which also includes the President of Ireland. He's
very confident. Do you reckon he'd be a good president.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
I mean, he thinks that all the problems of Ireland
will just be solved by him being president, And he
reckons that everyone's just a muppet who's ever been in
government and they're all muppets and they don't know what
they're doing, and he'll be able to solve problem by
the end of.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
The first day. Yeah. Look, I think I think he's confident, definitely.
But you know it's the same guy that's having bottles
at busses. Yeah, And you know he's rich. He's got
a lot of money. He sold his whiskey for a
lot of money and you know, he's a great fighter, great, great,
great orator. I don't know anyone. It's very easy to

(23:17):
sit on the outside and say that you can solve
all the problems. It's easy to sit on the outside
and build bottles. He's healing bottles at the busses, the
bus of Irish politics. But you know, have knowing absolutely
nothing about it. He's got my vote. Really, yeah? Okay,
are you voting in that Irish election come March? You well,
Irish blood is what I'm made of, so I guess

(23:38):
I can vote. Wasn't didn't you call the Irish a
bunch of spud suckers hippers?

Speaker 7 (23:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
But I can because there my people.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Are they? But it was Scottish and English and Irish?

Speaker 2 (23:58):
But all ki we born in England. Spuds.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (24:03):
The All Black's losing eighteen twelve in the weekend. That's it,
that's the test match. Yeah, we're given up SAT one again.
By the time Malcolm marsaw that try at the end,
we kind of knew that.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
They were either going to we're down a player. Yeah,
we knew that they were either going to rumble it over,
We're going to give way a penalty. There's going to
be some kind of penalty try.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, there's a bit of it was a bit demoralizing
with the missed penalty right in front by Dame Meckenzi.
You can't blame him though, you can't can't blame him.
You're going to miscakes here and there, aren't you. Yeah? Yeah.
And also with the All Blacks, we don't win games
on penalties. You know, we didn't score a try. And
if you if you love the All Blacks, then then
you don't want us to win with four penalties. That's

(24:45):
what we laugh at other countries for. We laugh at
England for winning games with penalties or South Africa winning
games minutes you've got a score tries, that's that's that's
the respectful way to win a game, you know how
you earn respect. But I was looking at the crowd
in both joe Berg and in Cape Town and we
need as All Blacks fans to have more fun in

(25:06):
the stands. They are having such a good time, the
All Blacks fans, actually all Blacks fans in I mean
the South African fans. All Blacks fans in South Africa
are having a great time. But the South African fans.
It's just a freaking party in the stands. They're so
juiced up, literally and dancing. Everyone in the entire stadium,
both of those stadiums is on their feet. I mean

(25:27):
great stadiums. How they're right on the edge of the field,
you know, especially in Joe Bergadallas Park. That's phenomenal. But
you just look at the way we watch a game,
and it's like some kind of look behind the Iron
curtain at in Soviet style, you know, like from the
eighties North Korea or something. Everyone's wearing black and just

(25:48):
sitting down. I mean last All Black's game I went to,
I got screamed at to sit down when I was
celebrating a try mate.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
There are people watching rugby in New Zealand and they
are staunch rugby viewers. They are watch They're watching the
ins and outs, they're watching the intricy scenes, They're watching
every part.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Of that game.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
They're not there to celebrate and dance. They are saving
a life of it.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
They are rug there to see the rugby. All right. Look,
maybe their knowledge of code is higher than the crowd
in South Africa, I'm not sure. But the party is
not there, and I think part of it is because
we don't play many games in the afternoon, and it's
pretty hard to be, you know, middle of winter, starting

(26:27):
the games at seven o'clock, you're sort of out the
other end of your day. And I understand in South
Africa there's a tradition because they play those games in
the afternoon to get on the wheeze at breakfast and
just party all day, turn it into a real festival
atmosphere and just head along. And also South African's they
love to win and they're a fantastic team at the moment,
but I think they're okay with loss as well. Yeah,

(26:49):
they're okay. I remember I remember when I was at
Twickenham in twenty fifteen when we bet South Africa in
the semi final and South Africa fans very vocal, and
then this giant South African piece of steak was beside me,
the urine it goes, he goes, oh yeah, yeah key,
we see yeah, key, we see you bet us good

(27:10):
on yea yeah key, we see yeah you're a good sea.
What the what is he talking about the sea for? Well,
the sea is weird that you can't say on the
commissioner that word. Yeah, okay, but there was there was
a joy. He'd still had a good time. Yeah, and
we're trying to create an entire personality around the All
Blacks winning. We just maybe have forgotten the good time. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It certainly with twenty minutes to go there in Cape Town,
the party cranked up, the music cranked up. There was
a lot of singing, there's a lot of dancing. It
got louder and louder that both both venues. Actually afternoon
games is a big part of it. Also helps when
you know that your team is going to win. In
the last twenty minutes, Yeah, they were just like here
we go, Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I mean, for some reason, the team that was always
punishing people in the last twenty the All Blacks. Yeah,
and now can not bloody get arrested in the last
twenty can we? Hey?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Here's sometimes we get little match reports written to us
on three four eight three. How do you feel about
this one?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Here? This is quite comprehensive. This isn't a text, by
the way, someone sent this via text.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Both the ABS and South Africa played better last week
Saturday's teest, although tight was pretty messy. Lots of unforced
erers from both our discipline is average, conceded too many penalties.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
TD needs to be let go.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
We have some good players playing well, particularly in the forwards,
but they're not gelling as a team. Where shortened key
positions first five, most notably Dmax an impact player at best,
and his kicking has been poor technically in his points kicking,
and he can't run the cutter. And of course we
don't have the depth that South Africa has. Thanks, Oh,
that's a good analysis. My mate's spoon Maridica texts out
and my mate's spoos doesn't watch rugby.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
He text me analysis after the game without watching and
this is his one after the game. It's this kind
of school yard behavior that is creeping into the boys
in the squad. They need to take the game seriously.
I'll say it. They look complacent on the pitch. They
lack focus and drive. That's Mariydka a direct quote from
Marray Deeker right there. We need to bring back the party.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast Roodoite's coming in on
three for eight three about that All Blacks game and
the weekend and the fandom surrounding the All Blacks.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
One hundred percent agree with Matt, what a hero he is.
Afternoon games for the league too, so much more fun.
You've deserted a little bit into that.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
It's interesting you've sexed up the dossier.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
It actually says one hundred percent agree with Matt afternoon
games for the league two so much more funds. Another
text said AB's fans can't be happy fifteen years at
the top. I think at the top, I thought we
were getting like Carma news after the action has meant
that can either meat expectations or disappoint the nation. We

(29:49):
need songs, chants and zero minutes of Tommy Trumpet, Tommy Trumpet,
Timmy Trump. You know, Timmy Trumpet, Timmy Trump to me Trump. Yeah,
there's also some common sense coming in here on three
for three. I blame the soft cock your generation for losing,
which is good.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
And someone else playing saying here, I blame the fact
that we've had three female prime ministers.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
So that's some good solid I think there is something
about not having as many young fans at all Blecks
games in New Zealand because it's so expensive to go
to the games that you don't have that party atmosphere
that you used to have. I mean, look at One
Day International's and cricket as well. They've sort of decided
that they don't like the young hooligan audience, which is

(30:32):
the best audience that are having. I mean I got
into crocket as a hooligan yep, and I used to
go along and behave like hooligan at rugby as well.
I think it's I think it's a lost art in
this country because you have to be a boomer completely
dressed in black, trying to construct an entire personality out
of the all black success. Well, you've got nothing to

(30:52):
deal with it.

Speaker 7 (30:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
I've said this before and I say it again. They
need to bring out two things to make rugby popular
again in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
One being able to urinate in the terraces. The second
one's rocking and everything will be good after that.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
James urinating the terraces and racking.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Matt Jeremy Wells the Maden Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
It's seven thirty one time for your radio hedaking news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Sky City's Auckland Casinos been closed since midnight and will
remain shut until Friday midnight. For being an irresponsible host.
I thought the company will lose some serious money.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Did they start drinking before people tend up and just
out of control, left the doors open? Didn't order ubers
for people? I'm pretty sure they didn't. They didn't work
out who were the problem gamblers and who weren't. Yeah, right,
that was where they went wrong.

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Oh so do they have a responsibility to come forward
and go these people probably shouldn't be playing the places anymore.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's how it happened. They've got a responsibility to absolutely rinse people,
but too much.

Speaker 9 (32:01):
They at least pretend that they don't want to pretend
that they're not existing toy't they've got to put on
it didn't pretend well enough believable facade that they're not
trying to people in their life savings.

Speaker 6 (32:12):
A massive conflict of interest. Isn't it really?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Business model?

Speaker 6 (32:15):
You trying to get money through the door, but not
too much money.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
You know, that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
A researcher in the UK is warning that an overwhelming
belief in aliens is dangerous to society. Jesus, she's a
slow newsday today, isn't it. Nearly a quarter of Americans
believe they've seen the UFO. Fellow Tony Mulligan says too
much background noise about aliens is encouraging conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Okay, Tony Milligan, what if the quarter of people have
seen aliens? You know, maybe there are and then you're heavier,
go on your face.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Okay, boys, pop quiz hot shots. Do you guys think
you've ever seen a UFO or alien behavior?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
No, but my sister saw the lot Ne, this monster,
you know, but.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
She was what.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
She had had magic mufferends, but she's magic mushings. But
she swore that that that wasn't the How.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
How long did that part of the story come to
to be unearthed?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Like how long did it take you to OnEarth that?
But right at the end of the conversations, right, yeah,
I was to throw awa. I didn't see anything, which
is now I had and I know what you're going
to say. I know what you're going to say. You're
gonna say, because I was taking hallucinogens, have hallucinated. But
I did see the Lotness, definitely saw them. You're like,
really central, look, sure you did.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
And New Zealand's Paris Paralympic campaign is complete. The team's
final medal count was one gold for silver and four
bronze fifty first on the Table.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
Grimaldi then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
An important function of the Met and Jury Show has
been to help your health and well being.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
This is something that we do here. We've been doing
it for a while actually.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Around about this time we've decided that at about seven
forty ish it's a good time to talk health and wellbeing.
And then we had the seven forty four Pelvic Floor
for the longest time where we ended up actually being
awarded by the Pelvic Floor Federation of New Zealand for
their work we were doing.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
TV if in Zen I didn't know about this, Yeah,
pelvic Floor. Did you not know we were awarded?

Speaker 9 (34:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:06):
I did not know. Yeah, we we accolades for what
we're doing for men's health and men's pelvic floors across
New Zealand and women's I've got on us. Yeah. I
was doing it for the money and at the back end,
but it's good to be awarded as well. My bove
floor is not what it used to be. I've got
to say. When we were doing that daily exercise of
just squeezing and contracting and holding, I was not going

(34:28):
to the toilet at night at all. Have you made
love yet me? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:31):
No, no, so I can't tell you how that how
it works in love making. Anyway, turns out in this
little segment here, we've also got some food related stuff,
and it turns out cucumbers are particularly good for you.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Cumbers the latest research out. Yeah, they're a fruit.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
It's not a vegyfore you say anything about that.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
It's a fruit. Yeah, all right, So why are they
good for you? Why they're hydrating? Well, it's water.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah, but each one hundred grams of cucumber contains ninety
six grams of water.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Well do you know how much how much a glass
of water contains of water a glass? I'm guessing that
it's one hundred. Yeah, there's one hundred water water.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, okay, but it doesn't have the other things that
cucumber has.

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Okay, what's it got?

Speaker 1 (35:21):
For example, essential vitamins and minerals, potassium, magnesium, folic acid
for reproduction, Vitamin C, vitamin K, and that's not the
cave that meshes into. And also it's got another thing
called q kobetison B, which is a compound which is

(35:41):
bored thought to protect against inflammatory and neurodegenerative disease.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
And how much cucumber can you actually eat, so they
do these studies. It's member when people say, like spinach
is a great source of iron, but it turned out
you had to have a whole wheelbarrow of spinach before
you got as much as a steak. Yeah, you know
what I mean. It's saying they are low calories. Six
to six centimeter weidge contains just ten calories and one
point two grams of sugar. But you're not falling up
filling up on wedges of cucumber. It's like, what's for dinner, Dad?

(36:10):
A six centimeter wedge of cucumber. Get out of town
with your bloody cucumbers. You don't like a cumber. I
ain't got nothing against a cumber sandwich. Just a straight
cumber sandwich, cumber and butter with a bit of salt. Okay,
may I You should be eating a cumber a day,
a whole cumber. O Telegraph cumber currently four ninety nine.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
The price of a cumber at the moment's quite high.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
I humiliated myself on an online order with the cucumber
the other day because I ordered off the picture. It
turned up it was the size of a girk. I
don't know what type of cucumber that was I know,
those ones in the brown with about four hundred brown
paper bags and it was just pulled it out.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
It's like, that's embarrassing. You've got to be quite civiler.
Can I ask a question? Why does the cumber? Why
is the cumber wrapped in plastic? Anyone?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Yeah? What do they need to? Because that's annoying. You
gotta you've got to unsheathe it. You got to roll
it back in a slightly erotic fashion to chop the
end of it. What have you said to allegations as
well that once you ordered a cumber and got a
cause yet Well, look I don't want to answer those
right now, those allegations, you know. Well we'll have a
statement about that later. Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
So the final piece of evidence in terms of health
and well being for a cumber, it boosts hair, skin,
and nail health. Beating cucumber a day? Is it munching
on a cumber?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Its tasty is say, for example, a bigger no. No,
it's just an easy problem for the cumber.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Okay, right, Lebanese cumber. Matt and Jerry Show and Jerry.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
On Care on Weekday.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Podcast We've been talking cumbers for the last couple of minutes,
as you do on a Monday morning in September, and
the question went out as a.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Gerkin a cumber, And the answer is a girkin is
a pickled baby cumber, which begs the question does anyone
pickle a full cumber? A full length telegraph cumber?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Well, how do you first of all pickle something? Is
it just a vinegar or something like that you put
it in?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, but a sugar bit of vinegar. I'm sure we.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Could, maybe, you know, pickle our own full sized cumber
if you wanted to spice.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Hey, when you did your pick lily, daddy's daddy's pickle lily, Yeah,
didn't you?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Didn't you pickle some cumbers? Then it's all about pickled cumber. Yeah,
there's a bit of pickled cumber in my daddy's dilly.
How do you turn a cumber into a pickle? Slice
your cumbers as desired was together a basic brine made
of water, vinegar and seasonings. Pack their cumbers into a jar,
add some dill and garlic, and pour the brian over it.

(38:51):
Refrigeratingtol the pickles tastes sufficiently pickled. Yeah, okay, that sounds
pretty good. I've got I've got a a beef with
online recipes because I was cooking a beef yesterday. When
I bought a beef. Cost me eighty dollars for a
one point five kg beef. It's a big beef. It
was a big beef. And I had an absolute two humiliations.
Actually I had a first absolute humiliation, which was I

(39:15):
got a new oven, put it on grill. So I
worked out the exact timing and everything. And because you
have to be an egyptologist to work out the hieroglyphics
on an oven to work out what but does what?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Was it fan bake or grill? It looked Marpet.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
It looked like they were doing the hieroglyphic for fan bake,
and it turned out that was fan grill anyway, that Marpet.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
The fan the grill is two lines with the bits
coming down, with the lines coming with the vertical lines
at the top.

Speaker 2 (39:42):
You will tell that to Johnny Smig because he's running
a grill and a fan grill, and fangrill looks a
lot like the fan bake anyway. Okay, the fan bake
is the circle with the fan and it. Yeah, everybody
knows that he may be an Egyptologist. I'm not. I
can't read hieroglyphics.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
It's always been the case, by the way, I swear
there was you know those ovens that we're perfect for
doing spots off shacklock.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
They I'm pretty sure they were just written. They were
just written on their window. They had fan Baker.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
I'm wondering bag because Smeg I believe is German or
Swedish or Whist or something. I don't know where Smeg
comes from, but maybe because they can't be bother writing
in all the different languages, they're running hieroglyphics. Ah, that
probably is, but they should at least have I know,
a Rosetta stone so you can work out what it is. Anyway.
My second complained about cooking in the weekend is when
you look up a recipe when you're in a hurry

(40:28):
to like cook a beef or whatever, and you go
to the recipe online and it goes beef is a
great traditional food, and there's about fifteen there's about fifteen
hundred words before they tell you exactly how to cook it.
So as your beef with beef.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
The fact that when you read a recipe, you've got
to read through a couple of lines of just talking
up the beef, a.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Couple of lines. It's the full history of beef and cow.
Before you get to the recipe. I just want to
know how much because I've got this great cooking thing. Anyone,
everyone should get this. So it's a temperature a thommeta
thermometer that you put in the beef inside the oven
or what if you're cooking right, and you know the temperature,
and it communicates with your phone from inside the oven,
so it tells you exactly when you're at the internal

(41:10):
temperature hits the right amount. Wow, okay, yeah, so hang on.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
So you shove that thermometer into your meat in the
oven and in the oven, and it communicates with your wound,
it with your phone, and then you know when it's done.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
There's this other amazing technique that can use, and it's
called reading the recipe you may and then applying the
thing that it says in the recipe the amount of
minutes and then the heat to the actual and using
what's called your eyes.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
The amazing things, mate, You've got to read War and
Peace on the history of beef. Before you can get
to the it's of information, you need to know the.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Text machine's gone nuts for abuse again towards you and
your abilities around beef.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
And it's not surprising to share with biness.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Dollar beef that I destroyed the Mat and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
A lot of texts coming out abusing you from your cooking,
but it's unusual.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
Well, someone said it because I was talking about how
I got a new smear oven and I couldn't work
out what the hierographics on it meant and accidentally grilled
an eighty dollar beef instead of fan roasting it. Someone says,
and I said, you need a Resetta stone to try
and work out this thing. Someone says, the Resetta stone
is that stone that they worked out between all the
between Latin and a bunch of different languages, you know,

(42:21):
Egyptian and stuff dirt Daddy oven Rosetta stone is the
instruction manual. I will never read an instruction manual. I
will not do it. I will not do that. I've
got too much self respect, I reckon. There's two things
you need to do is read an instruction manu. The
only ones are ovens. Need it.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
You need to read it because you need to work
out that before you ruin your eighty dollars beat the
other one. And this makes me sound like a real allegist.
Is underfloor heating and a bath Here we go, the
underfloor you tried working out there.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
You're absolutely leadists. But also I've had the same problem
with the underfloor heating going on between two am and
like you know, like eleven sometimes and no one's ever been.
We'll go into the bathroom in that'll note for a
week and you burn your feet off, and then you
get up in the morning and it's off.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I know that that thing is one thing you definitely
need to read the menu, and you need to read
it every year and about May and then you're like, oh,
that's right. If I put on the time and then
I'll do that and that actually changes your life.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
But you know how you said that I was a
muppet because I get annoyed at recipes online when I'm
saying roasting a beef. I try and look up and
find out what temperature and all that kind of stuff
per per kilogram and et cetera. But you go to
the recipe and it's got the entire history of beef
and there's some story and some bry aside from the
punisher that's written it. Everyone's agreeing with me on that.

(43:37):
Just recipe dot com got rid of all the mumbo
jumbo and you just get the instructions. Someone else says,
is a website Deddy, which I'll try to find which
cuts out all the boring bladder. Yeah, so that's the thing,
you know, that's the thing. It's not just me, and
you experienced it as well, Mash, you know. And then
there's someone's just trying to keep you on their site
ages and they give you fifteen hundred words on absolutely nothing.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, and we've had a lot of text in this
morning about this. And to the person who's just sent
this text in, you's a woman. They're really good at
stuff like ovan settings. No more of that stuff than
too much, No more of that terrible.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
It's Jerry and Bell. It's Jerry and Bell.

Speaker 9 (44:17):
It's Jerry and Beth.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
My Ma's Jeremy Bath. The Mass and Jerry Show podcast,
The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
One guy called Wells.

Speaker 7 (44:32):
That's Jeremy Madam, and that's you his lasting ho Rocky
Breakfast Time. That's where you're fine, Matt and Jerry is six.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
Till nine O nice Tavy covery this morning on The
Man in Jerry Show, Monday the ninth of September twenty
twenty four.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Lots coming up in the next hour. Yeah, I want
to share a story this hour, respect and how I
was showing respect from the very top the upper echelon
of New Zealand society and the respect I deserve. And
that was in front of my son and three of
his mates. So just a real one for me over
the weekend that I want to share with you. Oh,
we're going to see that story. I'll share most of it, Okay, Yeah,

(45:18):
that's good idea.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Then that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Let's talk to Glane Morning, g Lane, Good morning.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
I look, I wasn't going to do the sports update
because it's pretty much the same every week. But then
I heard that song and I got out of bed
and I'm here.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh I got you out of bed. You're a real
yes man, aren't you, Gena. I can imagine you're clapping
along to that.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Hell yeah, Hey Gelane, did you rustle your kids out
of bed for a hot chocolate and they sit down
to watch the ABS?

Speaker 6 (45:46):
No?

Speaker 10 (45:46):
I didn't. I think someone would probably cool SIPs if
I did that anymore. No, I didn't do that, man.
He I heard you did though. I heard you got
up and you got your partner up as well, who
fell asleep within the first ten minutes. That's what it's
all about.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Yeah, that's right. You've just put a duvet of it.
And if they sit aside you and then you talk
to them for about half an hour and you realize
they've been asleep for the whole time, and I haven't
been hearing your your great analysis at all.

Speaker 10 (46:12):
So now you know how it feels. Now you know
how it feels, man. He I have had so many
conversations with you late at night in the hotel room about.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
All sorts of my heart out.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
I pulled my heart out to you, and then I've
looked over and you're covered in red wine and fast.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
There was a bit of camera in that eighteen twelve
to the spring Box Julane.

Speaker 10 (46:35):
Yeah, torrit Afair, wasn't it. But look, I'd say, let's
change governments, Let's sack rate the whole I'm.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Sick of it. Let's get it.

Speaker 10 (46:45):
Let's let's just blow the whole thing up, Let's flip
the table I uite like. I quite liked the fact
that the All Blecks have got their back against the wall.
I like it'll bring out the true fans, because I
hate the punishing fans that expect us to win every
single game every single time I'm Bacon pass off. This
will bring out the true fans, a true All Black
fans begs against them. Well, I quite like it. I

(47:08):
like the fact that we're going to have to improve. Yeah,
I puty, it's against the Saffkins, and I live on
the North Shore and I'm surrounded by such wounders. Apart
from that.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
The but they got me though, is we always laugh
at other teams when they only score penalties and don't
score tries. You know, I don't mind. I mean, every
now and then we're going to lose, obviously, that's the
way it is. But you've got to score tries. And yeah, yeah,
even if even I when everyone's angry at Dame McKenzie
unfairly because when he should have kicked that. But you
know that you can't just depend on winning the game

(47:39):
by bloody penalties. Kenya. Hey, But we shouldn't get too
worried because in nineteen forty nine we lost six games
in a row to South Africa, So we're still too
away from the record in a row. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 10 (47:51):
I mean, are you always got to look at the
positive spin on things? But hey, at least you're not Australia.
I don't know if you saw the Australian argist. Oh
my goodness, wow wow, leading a big lead at halftime,
Australia at twenty points to six and ended up losing
sixty seven twenty four.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It happened at half time? Do you then, like, what
ex terrible halftime?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Whatever did they get on the fucking manas or something?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
What happened? Whatever he said at halftime didn't work?

Speaker 10 (48:16):
Oh they brought on the other sixteens at half time.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
I don't know, I do.

Speaker 10 (48:19):
I do not know what's going on there. I cannot
confirm or deny that there was any sort of book
makers involved.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
I can only think that they got stoned. That could
be the only way that you could lose by that much.
Someone thought it was a good idea to pass a
bong around and then next thing you know, the stone
they don't know they've been playing test rugby.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
That's that's unbelievable. What I would say though, Cody Taylor,
how freaking good and your your boy side titty, how
good was he? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (48:45):
I'm glad side Teddy had a good game because I
was bit nervous about the side titty under pressure there
on the side of the scrum. But everyone loves a
bit of side titty, so he stood up.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
To Mighty Williams had a great game.

Speaker 10 (48:56):
That might he I think, Mike Williams.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
But let's move on.

Speaker 10 (49:00):
Let's should we move on? Because today we've got an
absolute blockbuster of a Test match down Tools at four
o'clock this afternoon, because it's the Black Cats versus Afghanistan afternoon. Yeah,
on Sky Sport.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
There's a lot of meaning in this. I mean it
doesn't count points to the Test Championship or mean anything
at all, and morally we probably shouldn't be playing them,
but let's go. Should beat them, beat.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
Them for the ladies, Let's beat them for all the ladies.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Yeah, So it's not even in Afghanis standing. There's an India.

Speaker 10 (49:32):
No, it's an India and I'm nervous, I am if
I'm honest Indian conditions Mas Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Podcast, What's wrong with You today? Missa? Can you seem
to be walking like you've been riding a horse for
the last six days. Something's wrong with your bard or
something's wrong with your legs.

Speaker 6 (49:47):
No head of first game of foot of yesterday, Fellas. Actually,
this is something that I've actually got let's talk to
you guys about. I had my first game of AFL
use today for the season. I don't don't ask why
I'm playing AFL It's something that happened.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
And you're not playing ass A fell You're playing Ossie rules. Sorry,
Cliff contract. It's a cool day. What's it called? It
is a good rule.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
I don't know rules, I suppose.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
Anyway, we had a first game of the season yesterday
and it was great. The Great New Zealand was over
at Howard. Great bunch of boys went out to Howard.
But I wanted to talk to you about something because
I was a victim of what can only be described
as quite an intense orchestrated attack on the field yesterday.
It was a second quarter. I'll paint the picture picture
for you.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Things.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
We're getting quite heated at this point, and there was
some you know, but there's a lot of pushing and
shoven and you fell and It's one of the reasons
that I quite enjoy the game is a bit of Guernsey.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
You're like a bit of Beth. Well, yeah, not a
great pick.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
A lot of grabbing and a lot of kind of
nudging and elbows, and it's pitty stuff. You know, you're
giving some people some collars and you're pushing people around. Anyway,
close lines on them. I did not close line anyone, okay,
But there was one particular man that that we were
kind of going back and forthwith for quite a while
and fellas he was doing something that mothered me and

(51:00):
it really really worked. And so what had happened clearly
before the game is I am not I'm quite new
to the concept that people might be aware of this
radio show when I go out in public. That's not
something that I'm quite used to. Yeah, and there was
quite a few show listeners playing for howick oh yeah
we're here out there and yeah, well apparently, and I
was getting a bit of mash chirp, and I could

(51:21):
deal with that until second quarter. Just out of nowhere,
about three or four guys start singing this.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Matt Matt and jee.

Speaker 7 (51:37):
Mash presses burns hands.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
They brought a whole guitar, acoustic guitar, on and drum,
kurd and everything.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
No, yes, his hands for ma Then Jerry, what is
that that does work as a sledge? I know, because
there's nothing wrong with precessing buttons with your hands for
Matt and Jerry, But.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
God, it got to me you did it And anyways,
I was I was having a bit of back and
forth with his one bloke. He was getting under my skin.
And then finally, after a bit of rough and tumble,
he introduced himself. And I think he's a friend of
the show. He's a long term listener and I know
he's been around since I've been here, but he really
hit his peak on the mat Jury before that. But
are you guys familiar with Stiff from Halfman Bay. Yeah,

(52:19):
he's an absolute champion. He's one of the he's one
of these one of the greats for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
But I red hands with him though.

Speaker 6 (52:25):
Yeah, I was throwing hands with them for a bit
and then he was running around. He was singing that
song Mash Pressus buttons with his hands from Madding Gerry.
It was working an absolute treat. So I just thought
I should come on this morning, yeah and just say
how much I didn't enjoy that, and I'm sure that's
really going to make sure that never happened.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
It's always good to reveal publicly the sledges that work
on what gets under your scope an Mash anywhere, like
on the D floor on K Road or whoever you
might see him under a bush late late on a Saturday.
Only three places you'll ever see Mash on the A
f L field, on the floor on K Road or

(52:59):
under a night and just just you know that that'll
get under his skin. Well man spressus Burtons with his
hands for Matten Jerry kick any goals? I got four?
I think Beggs fellas. What position do you play?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
God, I don't really quite know the positions yet, ruckman
are no, there's pantsman?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Actually yeah no? Oh, Well to back out it next week,
I suppose.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
So MESHI had an experience of disrespect on the Ossie
football field in the weekend playing Ossie rules. I had
an example of the utmost respect from the highest issuelons
of New Zealand, enforcement from the boys, highest from the

(53:49):
most respected profession in this country. So I went to
the airport right picked up my son who's been on
a sports trip in Wellington for ten days or something.
Nice picked up him and his and his three mates
in the car, packed in with all their gear. They've
been staying in a motel together, and they stunk.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
The smell. I can imagine the smell.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Huge units, big units, massive units. Have a big car.
You don't drive a big car. I borrowed. This is
his car, which is a lot biggay.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
They all running the same here, cats that come shaggy, Yeah, shaggy.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Look at lots of the kids around these days. Yeah
thrown turn around. You know what kids are like these days?
Low tape fad that looks like a lama. So the
car is convided. The car is completely full of the
stinkiest sports gear that has ever been in a car,
with the windows rolled down, no room for anyone anyway.
So we're driving back and this is like about nine

(54:45):
to thirty at night and driving down you north road
and there's a chip point.

Speaker 6 (54:53):
And have you been massively on the purse. No. I
thought that was going to be one of those situations
where you blue MESSI and that was just.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Go and pick up three people's children from the airport,
on the statement.

Speaker 6 (55:05):
Sorry, so you're up and coming to a chick point.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
I'm coming up to a checkpoint. And I'm like, okay, then,
all right, okay. Then and then I get I get
pulled over, and and the cop goes just you know,
just say you address and name and to here and
then and then the cop goes, thank you for your service,
thank you to your service, for your services for broadcasting.

(55:27):
He okay, and well the police the police officer that yeah, yeah,
police officers. This was kind of a sworn officer in
a uniform. Mate, a uniform, and you know what I said,
I said, thank you for your service, Oh Jesus, and
then he waved me through. Then he waved you through.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
After that he just waved you through.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Wave me through. Oh yeah. So it's just you know,
and that's the way I should be treated. And yeah,
I treated from people slower than the constabulary treat me
with no respect.

Speaker 6 (56:03):
What was the vibe and the rest of the car
at that point, there must have been just so much
hollering on one of my mate's sons.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
He said from the back, he said, that's respect. He said, now,
that's respect. I've never been because your kids, finally, your
kids and your kids' friends have seen you, seen you
for what you really are. Yeah. Well, and also because
I've lost a lot of respect when they first got
in the car, because I figured with the smell of
their rum their sports gear, I could you know. We've

(56:30):
had that problem with the jalapinos on and so I've
been backfiring terribly, like terribly, like some of the worst ones.
I texted you about how bad they have been because
You've had some problems, shocking situation, waking myself up at
the night with them. Yeah. So I had lost some
respect early on with pumping a couple out. Oh no,
and then I just gained it back one hundred percent.

(56:52):
Just some nice words. Maybe that's why the cop moved
you on a mouthful of your thank you for services
to broadcasting. And we've got problems in this country.

Speaker 7 (57:03):
With that.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Jerry Huracky Breakfast. Oh that's Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Mattie, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
It's take thirty two. Time for your ready Hodaki news
headlines with Jeremy wals Ki.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
We Rail will be sentenced today after the inter island
of Faery Kaitucki began drifting towards rocks in the cock Strait.
The ship lost power after its engines failed in January
last year with more than eight hundred people on board.
K We Rail pleaded guilty to exposing passengers to hand.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
So all of kee We Rail are going to jail
from top to bottom. Sent us to death. What's the life?
Is the greatest thing that you can get in that situation.
I got sentenced to sit down and watching the rugby
by the boss of kee We Rail when I was
at in the park watching the Bluespray not so long ago.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
And a pretty hefty sneeze has caused a nasty back
injury to a professional footballer.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Bolton Wanderers striker Victor A.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
De Boyel was forced to pull out of the squad
because of discomfort in his back and ribcage after a sneeze.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That can happen. I've put my neck out sneezing before.
That's risky, so risky business sneezing.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
And the NRL's top eight has been confirmed. In the
first week of finals, the Panthers host the Roosters minor premiers.
The Storm play the Sharks.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Will be a good game.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Cowboys meet the Knights and the Bulldogs face the Sea Eagles.
The Warriors bagged two points from a buy this weekend,
meaning that they've got all the momentum going into twenty
twenty five. So they haven't been beaten since August twenty three.
That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
That sets us up.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
That sets us up and Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
We ran into a box of David Nika on Friday.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Didn't well, what a big beautiful man he is, both
in appearance as skill and personality.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, it looks good in the photos. Yeah, but then
you see him in the flesh and he's even been looking.
She's one of those people.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
There's people swooning all over the place. That's ridiculous, and
that's just your in mesh. He said something that was
very revealing to us. Yeah, yes, so you were. You
pulled up on your e bike and you talking to
David Nika, and then I pulled up on my e
bike and you've got like a big e bike. We're
we're using the e bike privilege of Auckland. They've spent
a lot of money on bicycle lanes and so we're

(59:27):
using them. They're just such smooth flyings and billions of
dollars just to make it easy for you and me
to get to it. Now, we're middle aged white thes
will take every privilege we can have them. Why wouldn't
you take that privilege?

Speaker 1 (59:38):
It exists for you if you can, If you can
grab an e bike, You've got those lanes, you can go.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Through rot lights. No one else wants them. You get
green lights everywhere you go. It's amazing. You're a little
bit driver, and they'll keep three hundred cars waiting. Will
you dawdle across? It's amazing. But anyway, so you pull up,
you're talking to them. I pull up on my my
e bike. My dad gave it to me. It's a
little orange portable. You call it a humiliator. I'd call

(01:00:06):
it a humiliator. You've got a big, specialized, full size,
excel quite spectacular mountain.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
Bike E bike minds them. Yeah, it looks like a
mountain bike.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
Yeah. When my dad said, I've got an ee bike,
I can't ride anymore. Do you want it? And I
said yeah? And then when I saw it, I was like, Wow,
this is really going to test the levels of humiliation
that I can handle riding around because it's so small
and orange with a big bell and like a basket
and such. It's handlebars are too high compared to how
small the wheels are. Yeah, small ones. And for people

(01:00:37):
who are a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Little bit older and certainly in my generation, they'll know
exactly what I'm saying when I say Healing sixteen. There
was a type of bike, the Healing sixteen. Yeah, and
it's based on the Healing sixteen. High handlebars, high seat,
very very small wheels, humiliatingly large gap.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
In the crotch. Yeah, massive gap in the crotch, real
box gap situation. So he's talking to you, he's wiring
your bike. He said, that's a nice bike. Where did
you get that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
And I said, I start talking about He goes, oh,
it's really nice and then you you pulled up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Yeah, and he sort of giggles and he looks looks
at me and I and I say, oh, what do
you reckon about my bike? Then? And he goes, you know,
that is exactly the type of bike I would imagine
you riding around on that. It really suits you. Yeah,
So that's what he said to me. See, there's a
donice of a man, a giant. He's just being waxing
lyrical about how cool your bike is. I know that

(01:01:30):
I'm riding a humiliator. And his exact words were, you know,
that is exactly the type of bike I would imagine
you're riding.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Why did why did he imagine that you would ride that?
So what does that mean about your personality that you
would ride that bike?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
I think he thinks I'm some kind of circus act,
some kind of a clown riding around the ring him.
What you said to him, that's really revealing. How do
you feel about me? Clearly? But you know I took
it as a win because he knew my name. You
get you said, that's exactly the teller bike. I imagine

(01:02:03):
you riding around on Matt. So that's a wind.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
You're just pleased to be in his hid the Matt
and Jerry Show podcast, And that is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
The menton Jerry Show for Monday, the ninth of September
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
I tell you what my Broncos defense really came through
a my NFL fantasy league. I'll tell you what the
cous is my team and the Finkle Clutter League the
team to watch this season I have. I think I'm
going to destroy the Prismissiles I think the PRIs missiles
are going down. That's Joseph Jury today. Just in case
anyone out there was wondering how the Finkle Clutch of
Fantasy League was going? So how does it work?

Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
So obviously we'll we've penciled in a six fifteen Monday
Monday morning kind of fantasy catch up on how the
boys have gone over the weekend. Do we also get
some Monday games as well? So we're going to also
have to pencil in a bit of a Tuesday for
six fifteen slot as well to also cover all the
fantasy jet going on the Fickle Clutter League.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
A couple over the weekend. And of course the Packers
played the Eagles in Brazil on on Saturday our time,
so that there was a bonus situation there.

Speaker 6 (01:02:58):
So was this round done you or not? Not?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Quite? A couple? Can you stop asking questions thest that
we have. We've said quarter past six, we've given up
the quarter past six slot. It's spilling over into eighteen
fifty four. It's unacceptable. Well allowed at six ft ay
and I'm not going to allow it at ake fifty four. Look,
I just think we can all celebrate our successes here.
You know, wherever we succeed out in the world, I'll
celebrate you Jeremy, I'll celebrate you Mash, and I'll celebrate

(01:03:22):
you Ruder.

Speaker 6 (01:03:23):
Okay, I'll remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Remember you remember that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
It was what eight fifty five Monday the ninth and
September twenty twenty four is going to celebrate us where
if we succeed in the world, that will never happen.
Thanks for listening to the show podcast out eleven am
this morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your pods.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Have a lovely day. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
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