July 25, 2024 • 27 mins
On the Daily Bespoke today, If humans are just walking, dribbling stomachs why do we enjoy making love to each other so much?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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sweenty mini, pitch this guy?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Why is texting though.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
You?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
When you have bitches?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
And like?
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Casey ye.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Games. It is the twenty sixth of July twenty twenty four.
Welcome all ebsy bodokies to the Mettingery Daily Bespoke Podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We've got a good one planned for you.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Today, bigger part Pumpkin Pie, Pumpkin Pie Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Jesus, where did that come from? I mean, where did that?
Where did those belches yesterday come from? Of how I
would say it's one of those things where do bops
come from? Burps? Burps come from? A good question? Do
they come from his stomach?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh? Yea?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
They feel like they come from the throat.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
They must belch that Like, so, what is a bit
as a gas?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's a gas coming up?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is that worse as a really stinky burp? Worse than
a really stinky bottom bit?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Have you ever thought about what's going No, a stinky
bottom bit surely the worst. But have you ever thought
about what is going on inside your body? In your guards?
Have you ever thought about the disgusting, the churning you're
chucking this this organic matter down through your this hole
in your face, and it goes down through your throat,
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goes down all the way down, ends up in this pit,
this disgusting pit of acid, which then churns it around
and mulches it all up and then decomposes it. It
turns it into energy. Yeah, and then and then there's
a whole lot of it, extracts all the crap out
of it, and then it just dumps it back through
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these pipes and then it shits out the bottom of you.
It's like, we are fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
We're like we are as we are revolting, like we
are disgusting. I've talked about this before. If aliens came
to Earth, they might just pass off again because we're
kind of we're seventy something percent water with just these
big dribbling sacks of tumultuous water just blobbing around every
To us, we look like hard and solid, and you know,
we're attracted to other human beings. But if you start
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to think about it, we're just digesting food and we're
farting and burning and burping. We've got slits in our
all these slits in their face, look our eyes and more.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But if you think about it, we're just the stomach
on legs. We're just the stomach on legs. Everything is
for like the are your arms are there to put
things in your mouth. Your arms are there to get
things to put in your mouth. That's why they exist.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're a stomach on legs, and the stomach is just
the engine for making babies.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So we're evolved.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
To walk around and do everything we can to get
food so that we can then have children, make love
and have children, which we then grow up. I mean,
if you read The Selfish Gene by Richardawkins, I mean,
we're just gene machines. We don't even really matter in
the big scheme of things. It's just our genes trying
to replicate themselves. So our genes replicate themselves by having sex,
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and then the genes it's over time. It's the genes.
They just want to want to repeat themselves in any
many times. That's what how evolution works. It's not it's
it's driving us.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But then but then the the engine. It's not the engine,
but the thing is the stomach. We we without a stomach,
then we're not going to be able to replicate, but
then without our hands and our feet are really just
to get us to either have sex or to get
us to the place where we can eat. Yeah, to
keep going so we can have sex.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Everything's about just keeping this machine, the gene machine, us
alive so we can have sex and make more of
us and pass.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Our genes on.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And then the machine keeps going to keep that being
alive long enough to pass its genes on. And then
you know how much we care about our kids. That's
because our genes care about the genes and them repeating
right less. So the further away you are from people,
the less you care because you don't have any genes
in them in you, you know, so you're not sharing
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any as many genes. But we care more about humans
than other animals because we share more genes with humans
than we do.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I just I just look. I'm looking at you at
the moment, and I can't see anything other than this
vehicle that's got to start this got this what's it
called combustion? Not combustion like a digestion tract in it? Yeah,
and uh, and then some limbs sticking off a hole
to put the food in. Yeah, and even the breathing.
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I mean, do you ever think about this? This blows
my mind. Once I was lying on the ground, steering
up at the stars in the middle of a field,
and I was thinking about things. I think, I know
what you've done.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That we're that we're we're so weird because we evolved
in this gas. It's very thin gaseous layer on top
of this planet. We can't even last outside of that
gas for five minutes. We're so dependent on it. So
we're just breathing it in and breathing it out and
breathing it and breathing it out, and and then there's
just this very thin layer of it, and then you're
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in space and we're dead. Right in the water, we're dead.
So this is we just walk around and were just
completely immersed in it. And if you think about solids, liquids.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And gas, right, you know, you know that that.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
We're almost like if you were an alien and saw us,
we were almost like we're swimming around in this gas,
they might not be able to see through the gas.
They'd just be like, ooh, look, the water vapor gas
is just these weird beings, kind of like you might
look at the snorks and go they have to live
underwater and walk around. We're walking around and this gas
and we're so dependent on it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's freaking freaky. What about the smell of oxygen, It
must stink. Ah, you reckon, it's gonna smell. But there's
no way we'd know. Yeah, we can't smell it. It
might be odorless to us. But if another being came
down with a high sense of smell, yeah, it'd be
able to go. I mean I think a dog can
probably smell different types of oxygen.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, well dogs apparently, Well, you know, dogs can tell
the weather's about to change, can't they?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, some dogs, dogs can. Dog's sense of smell is
the same as our sense of sight. So a smell
smell to dogs is like what we the is like
the detail, and that is the same as the detail
as what we can see with our eyes. Like a
dog on a walk see what they reckon.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
A dog on a walk is seeing a totally different
thing from you. It's got whole stories of other dogs,
things that have happened, rubbish, trucks that have been parted.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Into the past and the future. It can go into
the past and see into the future better than because
you can't see into the past with eyes unless you
watch things on video. That's a really good point, or
you read a thousand books, or you listen to things
with your ears and your eyes are not very good
the future.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's a good point, because a dog comes, I guess
you can in a way. You could see footprints that
means someone's gone past, or you can see that a
hurricane has gone through because all the buildings are knocked down.
But you don't know exactly. But a dog sniffs where
another dog's weed, and it knows what the dog's like,
what it's been, and when it was there, when it
was there, all these kind of things. There's so much information.
That's where dogs just love a walk because it's just
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all these stories everywhere. But they live in your house
and you make your house so fragrant, there's no smells
for it. Everything's kept really really clean, and the dogs
for a walk. The dog's like fucking nothing to work
with here, mate, that's nothing. I mean, maybe someone takes
a shut upstairs and that's something I can work with,
But apart from that, I'm not getting a lot going
on here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, the walk for a dog, even a walk over
the same things because it's smelling new things. Is there
any things that have happened? Even if it's the same walking,
it knows that other animals have walked through it, and
stuff like rats walk through here. Shit, my dog loves
a walk. Yeah, but if you live in the house
the whole time, it's the same smell, it's not changing,
it's it's Yeah, when.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You're in your house, your dog is completely and utterly
obsessed with you, focused on you one hundred percent. Then
you go for a walk and it's like he's off,
You're You're You're way down the list of the dog's
priorities when you're out and about compared to when they're
in the house. All right, dogs the best of us.
Imagine if you could have that sense of smell. Well,
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I think we've talked about this before and in the
show and you Old Nora Harare, he talks about a
bit in Sapiens, how we used to have a much
much stronger sense of smell. Humans like our sinuses have
shrunk right down, even the same genetic makeup. But modern humans,
you know, Homo sapien sapiens, what sexuals homosexual sexuals? Homo
sapiens smell like we used to have a much better
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sense of smell, like you could go up to someone.
You people used to sniff each other like like one
hundred gay.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
People need a bit of sense of smell that before.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Actually, Okay, what I'm saying is that we used to
have a much better sense of smell. So it's not
that we're not evolved, like we're supposed to be able
to smell things the past and future and stuff, but
our sinuses have shrunk and and we've put so many
odors out there that we can't we can't smell anymore.
I should be able to smell what you guys are thinking.
That's how we used to operate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Jesus, Yeah, I can smell what you're thinking. What my thing? Oh,
this is goo you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Let's have an ad break and when we're back we'll
get on to you. Guys wanted to talk about homosexuals,
I believe, so we'll get into homosexuals. Sure, how does
your theory that we're just machines that are designed to
walk around and digest food and such, how does that
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work for people that prefer to make love to people
that can't have babies.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's a good question. I think the desire is still
there to still be with another person or to be
with another being, But it's a in luckless it's there's
all sorts of different ways that that that that would
fire off and manifests and manifests and different things that
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What is interesting is there very are very very few
a sexuals on earth, so there's very few people who
are not interested in either. And they're the best of us.
And the asexuals are.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Vibrant, exciting people, full of the joy of life and
inspired to achieve great things.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
The a sexuals and trying and trying new things, willing
to try a lot of new things.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
The a sexuals, I mean, you've talked about it before
and they appropriate. The a sexual float is always the
most exciting float.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The But I think with the with the same are.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
The a sexuals that aren't on the lgbt Q are they? Yeah,
well lgb but they're not sexual, so they shouldn't be on.
If you're not sexual, then you're not What are you
doing with the six because I mean, so the LGBTQ
community are connected by the fact that they their sexual
activity right yep.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
As differing from.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
So the matten Jerry Brickford show as a group that's
grouped by the people that work on the mat and
Jerry brickfor show Right. The LGBT community are people that
are grouped together by they don't have anything in some
in common. I mean, they're all different people with different
hopes and dreams and everything's different about them. It's if
they all like to have six with something, Yeah, they
will like to have six for something. That's why I've
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long pushed for the h's, the hetros are heteros to
be invited into that group because we share a lot
in common. We all want to have sex with something.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The a's are they doing that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, the a's that you can't define that, they're defined
by their lack of wanting to have sex.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yes, well, I guess you could say that the LGBTQ
plus community are differing from the norm. And in that way,
the a's are differing from the norm. They don't want
to have six with anyone. Well, there is actually a.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Monica lg E t Q I A plus and that
includes the A sexuals. And I'm not sure what I.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Is and does the plus into six? I is into
six and does the plus? What does the plus include?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The plus can include the h's because it's pluses that
everything else.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Am I allowed to be into sex because I am into.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sex a different sort of a thing? Yeah? But is
it unfair?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
So because say within heterosexual sexuality, there'd be a huge
variation in heterosexual sexuality. So yes, So I mean probably
as big a variation as there is in the l
g B t Q plus community. Across heterosexuals. There probably is.
There's people in the minority. So would you put people
that are into B D S, M and in that,
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you know they're very different from me because I'm not
into that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, I think we've got to a point now. But
I would invite them on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I would be on a float with a crew, would
be in I would be in a parade with them.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
On a cruise, on a boat cruise with them in Germany.
I'd lead one round on the chain? Is it one up?
Lead them round in the chain?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
When you give a ship, couldn't give less of a shit?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So okay, So if sexually is a spect back to
the original question, Yes, if we are walking, If we
are walking stomachs that are just walking around trying to
spread out DNA, why are there members of the why
are there members of the lgbtq I plus community. How
does that work in terms of that idea, Well, I
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think it works because there's a spectrum, and the spectrum
is there are people at either end of the spectrum.
There are people who find it very very difficult to
have sex with people who could not ever have sex
at all with a person of the same sex, Like
they couldn't they couldn't arouse themselves even if that same
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sex person was nice to them and did all the
things that they like and it was in the dark
and all that sort of stuff, that would just wouldn't work.
And there are people at the other end who can't
have sex with someone of a different sex. But I
think actually there's probably five percent each way. Meanwhile, it's
a spectrum that goes across and various, and as sexual beings,
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we can actually do more than what we think we
can do. But yet over time we've grouped ourselves. We
generally grouped ourselves one way to be honest, well you
just have to look at a prison, yep, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Another way some people will go gay.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, But so it's good. Actually, we are actually designed
to basically blast ourselves everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
We just want to blast we're just womans. Can we
just want to rub ourselves up against anything? And like
in a really strict and a really strict ruling on
what counts this homosexuality masturbation because that's a that's a
guy getting you off. That maybe you that's doing it,
but it is a guy and it's a man's hands.
So if you're masturbating, don't judge anyone else. Secondary question
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that ties the knot ties the bow and how you
started this. Maybe asexuals have got something because I can
imagine a situation where something clicks in your brain, you
get something wrong, and then just other humans disgusting. You know,
we're talking before about how an alien might look at us.
Imagine if you you know, let's say, if we look
at a praying mantis, the very really really disgusting animals
that they're gross us out. May praying mantis isn't the
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best example, but but wetter, Yeah, some disgusting animal freaks
us out. Spider, So you know, I don't want to
I'm not here to fuck spiders.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Literally, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm not even using it, not even using it as
a metaphor. But anyway, what I'm saying something could click
in your brain and you just find other humans gross.
And it's not that you're What you've actually flicked around
to is reality. You've actually suddenly one day you look
at a woman that you'd normally go, oh my god,
that's so sexy, and you go, this is some kind
of bald ape with some long hair. They put some oddly,
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they put some luppy this apes put some lippy on.
They've got some memory glands that were so obsised about
they're actually just for feeding children.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's odd we've got like this.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I mean, the woman's downstairs could be looked at in
a very it kind of could be seen as like
sort of an alien's mouth. It's not too different from
the Endo morph from the Alien Aliens, you know, the
Aliens franchise, you know, and I know guy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Are actually based it on that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
So that's a bit of a cheap and it doesn't
have teeth in it unless you've got a vaginal dentitus,
which is a terrible disease that wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, is that a real thing over vain? That's when
you grow teeth in your vagina. Oh yeah, can you
get dentitis? No, okay, vaginal dentitis. Yeah, and then it's
a thing and a woman can making love and then
suddenly a woman just bites, bites the whole bloody downstairs
off another one that's your nuts, choose it up and
splits it out.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You hope they weren't biting your nuts.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, anyway, You know, what what I'm saying is is
that maybe the a sexuals have got something. Maybe they've
seen through the matrix and realized outside of our hormones
that make us want to reproduce with these walking stomachs
that are just dribbling from area of orifice, walking around
trying to reproduce, the asexuals have seen through the matrix
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and gone gross.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Maybe not into it. Maybe maybe, But as as if
DNA is what DNA is, it would never work that
more than say, fifty percent of people would ever be
experiencing those thoughts.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, the asexuals are unlikely to have eight kids, you know,
they're unlikely to reproduce themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
As many times. It a gene. Maybe if it is
a gene, well, it can't be. It can't be a gene.
Can't be a gene, can't be a gene. Maybe across this,
across this a society, like a group of human beings.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You there's some advantage and not everyone just going hammer
and tongs. Oh, absolutely there is, because some people can
just just sort of operate without having to be completely
obsessed with sex. Like everyone in this room is absolutely
obsessed with sex, absolutely, one hundred percent of the time.
Like I told you, I was on another radio channel
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the other day and they were talking about a rooster,
and I was going, aren't they making any cock jokes yet?
What's wrong with them?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We're one hundred percent obsessed with sex downstairs focused.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, so maybe maybe you need a couple of people
around there are actually not for it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Not Yeah. Well, the other thing is that how do
you know that there isn't still one person that might
get you going? Hard to know? You just might be
maybe invanely pecky.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Maybe in Tahiti, I go the whole well, I go
the hor well, so they reckon they just one day
she'll walk into the room and I'll be like, but
she is suddenly barred up, yeah, ready to go?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I mean, who knows.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Disappointing for someone, for everyone, disappointing for the asexual person
because you may see the perfect woman for you and
it might finally, you know, get you interested, and then
next thing you know, she's not interested in you.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Hey's something that I didn't know because I've just done
a bit of googling on lg P, l g B
T Q I A plus. So it was originally LGBT,
which is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Are the H is every and there? Who's the MPPs?
Not yet?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
MPP is not there, Winston Peters is not involved. MPPs
are non practicing p doos. Well, that's so interesting you
say that, where are they? So they added Q which
was queer but also questioning, which I didn't know, and
then I for intersex, A for a sexual. But the
plus holds space for the expanding and new understanding of
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different parts of the very diverse gender and sexual identity.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's our un that's the MPP. Plus is the end
for the before. But are the MPPs the best of us?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Isn't that song?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's a controversial.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's a controversial question to ask if you if you
were if your tendency was that and you never acted
on it, you know what I mean? Because I mean
we act on our sexual impulses. Yeah, and if you,
if you, if that was and I'm not sure, I
don't know the science and of it, but if it
is that you are like you were born different attractions,
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You were born a Peter or you become one and
you don't act on it, then you are not the
best of us, because you're a disgusting human being fancies children,
but not acting on it makes you better than the
ones that do do and better and better, and you
must have a moral code that overse over rules your
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base innate desires.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes, I think you just open your mind here for
a second, ruder, because because I know as soon as
you start talking about a pitiful is a horrific thing. Obviously,
as soon as you start talking about that, it's like
immediately a lot of emotion comes over us. But if
you think about it, as man said, if it is
not a choice, and who would choose to be one
of those who would choose to be attracted to children?
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Put your hands say okay, well I'm going to be
I'm going to choose these things or these things.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
There's no excuse for it. But often the people that
are that way is because strange and the weirdest way
that humans work, it's happened to them.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, weirdly, I know that is that is interesting, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Say the worst, the worst possible thing are really really
bad things happen to you and then you manifest it
on other people.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's a very strange thing. Well, I think as well.
You say, are you born attracted to a particular type
of human? Okay, you ask yourself that question. I don't
know if you are born attracted to a particular type
of human, I don't know. I think it's a very
complex thing that's going on in your brain when it
comes to sexual desire. But they think as well, particularly
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with men, and men are generally pedophiles.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No, pedophiles are generally men. Sorry, have a much better
way to.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
A very good point. Thanks for clearing that up. I say,
there's no pedophiles in this room, and we're all men,
so generally are men. So in that situation, how much
of it has to do with experiences that you've had,
Because they do think now that men particularly imprinted by
their first sexual experiences quite rightly like birds. So those
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first couple of sexual experiences you have an overwhelming effect
on what your desires and what your tastes end up
being as a man.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But the thing is, it doesn't matter because once you've
committed the crime, you have to do the time. Otherwise,
what's crime and punishment. Punishment has to be to correct
things for society and to make people know if they
act on those impulses that the world will collapse around them.
I'm just going there with whatever causes you to commit
a crime, that doesn't matter that. The punishment isn't necessarily
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about that.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's about trying to correct society as a whole. Yeah. No,
I'm just going back to that point of desire and
where your desire comes from. Yeah, yeah, And so does
that desire come from when you were born?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
If you are born with something, then that is not
your fault. We've decided in society that however you are born,
wherever you are born, you haven't created that. Well, hang
on what you For example.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
What if you're born with a desire to kill other
human beings?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Are la serial killers.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Or or just born really really cruel?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And there some people are or made cruel. We don't
let them off the hot. Well, how do we know
that they're born that way? We don't know that they're
born that way. You wouldn't say that anyone's really born
that way. There probably are a couple of people who
are born that way, but it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Hard to do. Nature nature very hard, and like this
is a hard thing to tell as well. But I
think if you said to yourself, well, if this person
had these desires and it was no fault of their own,
they just had those desires, just like you have your desires, rude,
you know, you have your desires and this, and they
are normal to you, and these other desires were normal
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to this other person. And then they never acted on
any of those things because they knew that those desires
were wrong. They knew those desires would harm people. They
knew that they would do a lot of bad and
so they never did anything about that. You couldn't say
that that person.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
As opposed to the other thing. We have people that
have those desires and then take jobs and institutions and
schools and take up things where there are around kids
so they can act on those desires. I mean, those
people are terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But there's also because you talk about impulse and you
talk about mpost control and yes, I'm a heterosexual man,
and I get to enact my desires, but not as
much as i'd like. So there are plenty of times
when I have these desires, yes, that I will go
through the day and I will not enact those desires.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, but you are still able to enact the desire. Now,
if you were never allowed to enact the desire ever
once in your life, how would that affect you?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
What if I got in my soapbox and argued, well,
it's not fair because I don't get to enact my
desires anywhere near as much as I would like.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You still get to annact them. Yeah, they still get
to annect it. So I don't think you can ever.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Look, I think you there is no doubt that that
that you can't have six with children terrible. You never
want to do that awful thing to do for so
many reasons. But you can't hate a person who never
acts on their desire because they have potentially been born
to have that desire. Yeah, I mean, you can't hate
that person.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
You'd never know, you wouldn't even know, you'd never know,
you never know what told you you never know?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, I mean maybe on their deathbed they said, you
know what, I've had these terrible desires my whole life.
And that's why I've been kind of a strange person,
shuffling around picking houses as far away as I can
from schools. And that's because I have these terrible desires,
and I thought up my whole life. Mind, Jeff, you're
nearly out. I probably wouldn't bother telling someone at that point.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I just get out. Keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I just get out. Just get out of that point.
I'll I've managed to get right through my life. I've
to wrap myself out as having these horrific desires before
I die. But anyway, I think on that note, i'd
just like to say, yeah, we all agree that humans disgusting, digesting, dribbly,
revolting machines that are just here to sort of stay
(25:54):
alive long enough to kill enough and eat enough things
so they can reproduce, and.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, so we should wipe ourselves out. I love us.
I think we're the greatest. Okay, you like us.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I'm into us because because it's fun to talk to
these disgusting stomach machines. They they're fun to watch when
they're playing sport, These discovering things. I enjoy making love
to some of these stomach machines, stomach walking stomachs. I
think we're all happier when we're the more time we
(26:22):
spent with these disgusting, dribbling, walking stomachs, and I think
I'd like to have more of them. I want to
spend as much of my life with these disgusting, dribbling,
walking stomach humans. Freaking love them, not the petos.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't like them, okay, don't like them fair enough, don't
like them enough. Let's go out and multiply. Let's go
eat and then multiplay. Go forth and multiply. That's what
we need to do, all right, and have something to me.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I can't like you to just practice you too, work again.
Me and Mash will go forth and multiply you too.
You shut up shop, You've betrayed you, You portrayed your genes.
All right, okay, okay, I delete that terrible.
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Speaker 1 (01:04):
We've got a good one planned for you.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Today, bigger part Pumpkin Pie, Pumpkin Pie Friday.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Jesus, where did that come from? I mean, where did that?
Where did those belches yesterday come from? Of how I
would say it's one of those things where do bops
come from? Burps? Burps come from? A good question? Do
they come from his stomach?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Uh? Yea?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
They feel like they come from the throat.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
They must belch that Like, so, what is a bit
as a gas?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
It's a gas coming up?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Right?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Is that worse as a really stinky burp? Worse than
a really stinky bottom bit?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Have you ever thought about what's going No, a stinky
bottom bit surely the worst. But have you ever thought
about what is going on inside your body? In your guards?
Have you ever thought about the disgusting, the churning you're
chucking this this organic matter down through your this hole
in your face, and it goes down through your throat,
(02:01):
goes down all the way down, ends up in this pit,
this disgusting pit of acid, which then churns it around
and mulches it all up and then decomposes it. It
turns it into energy. Yeah, and then and then there's
a whole lot of it, extracts all the crap out
of it, and then it just dumps it back through
(02:22):
these pipes and then it shits out the bottom of you.
It's like, we are fucking disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
We're like we are as we are revolting, like we
are disgusting. I've talked about this before. If aliens came
to Earth, they might just pass off again because we're
kind of we're seventy something percent water with just these
big dribbling sacks of tumultuous water just blobbing around every
To us, we look like hard and solid, and you know,
we're attracted to other human beings. But if you start
(02:51):
to think about it, we're just digesting food and we're
farting and burning and burping. We've got slits in our
all these slits in their face, look our eyes and more.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But if you think about it, we're just the stomach
on legs. We're just the stomach on legs. Everything is
for like the are your arms are there to put
things in your mouth. Your arms are there to get
things to put in your mouth. That's why they exist.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We're a stomach on legs, and the stomach is just
the engine for making babies.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
So we're evolved.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
To walk around and do everything we can to get
food so that we can then have children, make love
and have children, which we then grow up. I mean,
if you read The Selfish Gene by Richardawkins, I mean,
we're just gene machines. We don't even really matter in
the big scheme of things. It's just our genes trying
to replicate themselves. So our genes replicate themselves by having sex,
(03:46):
and then the genes it's over time. It's the genes.
They just want to want to repeat themselves in any
many times. That's what how evolution works. It's not it's
it's driving us.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
But then but then the the engine. It's not the engine,
but the thing is the stomach. We we without a stomach,
then we're not going to be able to replicate, but
then without our hands and our feet are really just
to get us to either have sex or to get
us to the place where we can eat. Yeah, to
keep going so we can have sex.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Everything's about just keeping this machine, the gene machine, us
alive so we can have sex and make more of
us and pass.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Our genes on.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
And then the machine keeps going to keep that being
alive long enough to pass its genes on. And then
you know how much we care about our kids. That's
because our genes care about the genes and them repeating
right less. So the further away you are from people,
the less you care because you don't have any genes
in them in you, you know, so you're not sharing
(04:45):
any as many genes. But we care more about humans
than other animals because we share more genes with humans
than we do.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
I just I just look. I'm looking at you at
the moment, and I can't see anything other than this
vehicle that's got to start this got this what's it
called combustion? Not combustion like a digestion tract in it? Yeah,
and uh, and then some limbs sticking off a hole
to put the food in. Yeah, and even the breathing.
(05:14):
I mean, do you ever think about this? This blows
my mind. Once I was lying on the ground, steering
up at the stars in the middle of a field,
and I was thinking about things. I think, I know
what you've done.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
That we're that we're we're so weird because we evolved
in this gas. It's very thin gaseous layer on top
of this planet. We can't even last outside of that
gas for five minutes. We're so dependent on it. So
we're just breathing it in and breathing it out and
breathing it and breathing it out, and and then there's
just this very thin layer of it, and then you're
(05:44):
in space and we're dead. Right in the water, we're dead.
So this is we just walk around and were just
completely immersed in it. And if you think about solids, liquids.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And gas, right, you know, you know that that.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
We're almost like if you were an alien and saw us,
we were almost like we're swimming around in this gas,
they might not be able to see through the gas.
They'd just be like, ooh, look, the water vapor gas
is just these weird beings, kind of like you might
look at the snorks and go they have to live
underwater and walk around. We're walking around and this gas
and we're so dependent on it.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's freaking freaky. What about the smell of oxygen, It
must stink. Ah, you reckon, it's gonna smell. But there's
no way we'd know. Yeah, we can't smell it. It
might be odorless to us. But if another being came
down with a high sense of smell, yeah, it'd be
able to go. I mean I think a dog can
probably smell different types of oxygen.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, well dogs apparently, Well, you know, dogs can tell
the weather's about to change, can't they?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, some dogs, dogs can. Dog's sense of smell is
the same as our sense of sight. So a smell
smell to dogs is like what we the is like
the detail, and that is the same as the detail
as what we can see with our eyes. Like a
dog on a walk see what they reckon.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
A dog on a walk is seeing a totally different
thing from you. It's got whole stories of other dogs,
things that have happened, rubbish, trucks that have been parted.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Into the past and the future. It can go into
the past and see into the future better than because
you can't see into the past with eyes unless you
watch things on video. That's a really good point, or
you read a thousand books, or you listen to things
with your ears and your eyes are not very good
the future.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's a good point, because a dog comes, I guess
you can in a way. You could see footprints that
means someone's gone past, or you can see that a
hurricane has gone through because all the buildings are knocked down.
But you don't know exactly. But a dog sniffs where
another dog's weed, and it knows what the dog's like,
what it's been, and when it was there, when it
was there, all these kind of things. There's so much information.
That's where dogs just love a walk because it's just
(07:36):
all these stories everywhere. But they live in your house
and you make your house so fragrant, there's no smells
for it. Everything's kept really really clean, and the dogs
for a walk. The dog's like fucking nothing to work
with here, mate, that's nothing. I mean, maybe someone takes
a shut upstairs and that's something I can work with,
But apart from that, I'm not getting a lot going
on here.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, the walk for a dog, even a walk over
the same things because it's smelling new things. Is there
any things that have happened? Even if it's the same walking,
it knows that other animals have walked through it, and
stuff like rats walk through here. Shit, my dog loves
a walk. Yeah, but if you live in the house
the whole time, it's the same smell, it's not changing,
it's it's Yeah, when.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
You're in your house, your dog is completely and utterly
obsessed with you, focused on you one hundred percent. Then
you go for a walk and it's like he's off,
You're You're You're way down the list of the dog's
priorities when you're out and about compared to when they're
in the house. All right, dogs the best of us.
Imagine if you could have that sense of smell. Well,
(08:35):
I think we've talked about this before and in the
show and you Old Nora Harare, he talks about a
bit in Sapiens, how we used to have a much
much stronger sense of smell. Humans like our sinuses have
shrunk right down, even the same genetic makeup. But modern humans,
you know, Homo sapien sapiens, what sexuals homosexual sexuals? Homo
sapiens smell like we used to have a much better
(08:56):
sense of smell, like you could go up to someone.
You people used to sniff each other like like one
hundred gay.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
People need a bit of sense of smell that before.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Actually, Okay, what I'm saying is that we used to
have a much better sense of smell. So it's not
that we're not evolved, like we're supposed to be able
to smell things the past and future and stuff, but
our sinuses have shrunk and and we've put so many
odors out there that we can't we can't smell anymore.
I should be able to smell what you guys are thinking.
That's how we used to operate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Jesus, Yeah, I can smell what you're thinking. What my thing? Oh,
this is goo you're thinking.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Let's have an ad break and when we're back we'll
get on to you. Guys wanted to talk about homosexuals,
I believe, so we'll get into homosexuals. Sure, how does
your theory that we're just machines that are designed to
walk around and digest food and such, how does that
(09:54):
work for people that prefer to make love to people
that can't have babies.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That's a good question. I think the desire is still
there to still be with another person or to be
with another being, But it's a in luckless it's there's
all sorts of different ways that that that that would
fire off and manifests and manifests and different things that
(10:19):
What is interesting is there very are very very few
a sexuals on earth, so there's very few people who
are not interested in either. And they're the best of us.
And the asexuals are.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Vibrant, exciting people, full of the joy of life and
inspired to achieve great things.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
The a sexuals and trying and trying new things, willing
to try a lot of new things.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
The a sexuals, I mean, you've talked about it before
and they appropriate. The a sexual float is always the
most exciting float.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
The But I think with the with the same are.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
The a sexuals that aren't on the lgbt Q are they? Yeah,
well lgb but they're not sexual, so they shouldn't be on.
If you're not sexual, then you're not What are you
doing with the six because I mean, so the LGBTQ
community are connected by the fact that they their sexual
activity right yep.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
As differing from.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
So the matten Jerry Brickford show as a group that's
grouped by the people that work on the mat and
Jerry brickfor show Right. The LGBT community are people that
are grouped together by they don't have anything in some
in common. I mean, they're all different people with different
hopes and dreams and everything's different about them. It's if
they all like to have six with something, Yeah, they
will like to have six for something. That's why I've
(11:29):
long pushed for the h's, the hetros are heteros to
be invited into that group because we share a lot
in common. We all want to have sex with something.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
The a's are they doing that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, the a's that you can't define that, they're defined
by their lack of wanting to have sex.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yes, well, I guess you could say that the LGBTQ
plus community are differing from the norm. And in that way,
the a's are differing from the norm. They don't want
to have six with anyone. Well, there is actually a.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Monica lg E t Q I A plus and that
includes the A sexuals. And I'm not sure what I.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Is and does the plus into six? I is into
six and does the plus? What does the plus include?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
The plus can include the h's because it's pluses that
everything else.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
Am I allowed to be into sex because I am into.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Sex a different sort of a thing? Yeah? But is
it unfair?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
So because say within heterosexual sexuality, there'd be a huge
variation in heterosexual sexuality. So yes, So I mean probably
as big a variation as there is in the l
g B t Q plus community. Across heterosexuals. There probably is.
There's people in the minority. So would you put people
that are into B D S, M and in that,
(12:41):
you know they're very different from me because I'm not
into that.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Well, I think we've got to a point now. But
I would invite them on.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
I would be on a float with a crew, would
be in I would be in a parade with them.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
On a cruise, on a boat cruise with them in Germany.
I'd lead one round on the chain? Is it one up?
Lead them round in the chain?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
When you give a ship, couldn't give less of a shit?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
So okay, So if sexually is a spect back to
the original question, Yes, if we are walking, If we
are walking stomachs that are just walking around trying to
spread out DNA, why are there members of the why
are there members of the lgbtq I plus community. How
does that work in terms of that idea, Well, I
(13:26):
think it works because there's a spectrum, and the spectrum
is there are people at either end of the spectrum.
There are people who find it very very difficult to
have sex with people who could not ever have sex
at all with a person of the same sex, Like
they couldn't they couldn't arouse themselves even if that same
(13:46):
sex person was nice to them and did all the
things that they like and it was in the dark
and all that sort of stuff, that would just wouldn't work.
And there are people at the other end who can't
have sex with someone of a different sex. But I
think actually there's probably five percent each way. Meanwhile, it's
a spectrum that goes across and various, and as sexual beings,
(14:08):
we can actually do more than what we think we
can do. But yet over time we've grouped ourselves. We
generally grouped ourselves one way to be honest, well you
just have to look at a prison, yep, exactly.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Another way some people will go gay.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Yeah, But so it's good. Actually, we are actually designed
to basically blast ourselves everywhere.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
We just want to blast we're just womans. Can we
just want to rub ourselves up against anything? And like
in a really strict and a really strict ruling on
what counts this homosexuality masturbation because that's a that's a
guy getting you off. That maybe you that's doing it,
but it is a guy and it's a man's hands.
So if you're masturbating, don't judge anyone else. Secondary question
(14:49):
that ties the knot ties the bow and how you
started this. Maybe asexuals have got something because I can
imagine a situation where something clicks in your brain, you
get something wrong, and then just other humans disgusting. You know,
we're talking before about how an alien might look at us.
Imagine if you you know, let's say, if we look
at a praying mantis, the very really really disgusting animals
that they're gross us out. May praying mantis isn't the
(15:11):
best example, but but wetter, Yeah, some disgusting animal freaks
us out. Spider, So you know, I don't want to
I'm not here to fuck spiders.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Literally, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
I'm not even using it, not even using it as
a metaphor. But anyway, what I'm saying something could click
in your brain and you just find other humans gross.
And it's not that you're What you've actually flicked around
to is reality. You've actually suddenly one day you look
at a woman that you'd normally go, oh my god,
that's so sexy, and you go, this is some kind
of bald ape with some long hair. They put some oddly,
(15:47):
they put some luppy this apes put some lippy on.
They've got some memory glands that were so obsised about
they're actually just for feeding children.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
That's odd we've got like this.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I mean, the woman's downstairs could be looked at in
a very it kind of could be seen as like
sort of an alien's mouth. It's not too different from
the Endo morph from the Alien Aliens, you know, the
Aliens franchise, you know, and I know guy.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Are actually based it on that.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
So that's a bit of a cheap and it doesn't
have teeth in it unless you've got a vaginal dentitus,
which is a terrible disease that wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Yeah, is that a real thing over vain? That's when
you grow teeth in your vagina. Oh yeah, can you
get dentitis? No, okay, vaginal dentitis. Yeah, and then it's
a thing and a woman can making love and then
suddenly a woman just bites, bites the whole bloody downstairs
off another one that's your nuts, choose it up and
splits it out.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
You hope they weren't biting your nuts.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, anyway, You know, what what I'm saying is is
that maybe the a sexuals have got something. Maybe they've
seen through the matrix and realized outside of our hormones
that make us want to reproduce with these walking stomachs
that are just dribbling from area of orifice, walking around
trying to reproduce, the asexuals have seen through the matrix
(17:03):
and gone gross.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Maybe not into it. Maybe maybe, But as as if
DNA is what DNA is, it would never work that
more than say, fifty percent of people would ever be
experiencing those thoughts.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Well, the asexuals are unlikely to have eight kids, you know,
they're unlikely to reproduce themselves.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
As many times. It a gene. Maybe if it is
a gene, well, it can't be. It can't be a gene.
Can't be a gene, can't be a gene. Maybe across this,
across this a society, like a group of human beings.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
You there's some advantage and not everyone just going hammer
and tongs. Oh, absolutely there is, because some people can
just just sort of operate without having to be completely
obsessed with sex. Like everyone in this room is absolutely
obsessed with sex, absolutely, one hundred percent of the time.
Like I told you, I was on another radio channel
(17:56):
the other day and they were talking about a rooster,
and I was going, aren't they making any cock jokes yet?
What's wrong with them?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
We're one hundred percent obsessed with sex downstairs focused.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah, so maybe maybe you need a couple of people
around there are actually not for it.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Not Yeah. Well, the other thing is that how do
you know that there isn't still one person that might
get you going? Hard to know? You just might be
maybe invanely pecky.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
Maybe in Tahiti, I go the whole well, I go
the hor well, so they reckon they just one day
she'll walk into the room and I'll be like, but
she is suddenly barred up, yeah, ready to go?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, I mean, who knows.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
Disappointing for someone, for everyone, disappointing for the asexual person
because you may see the perfect woman for you and
it might finally, you know, get you interested, and then
next thing you know, she's not interested in you.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
Hey's something that I didn't know because I've just done
a bit of googling on lg P, l g B
T Q I A plus. So it was originally LGBT,
which is lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Are the H is every and there? Who's the MPPs?
Not yet?
Speaker 4 (19:14):
MPP is not there, Winston Peters is not involved. MPPs
are non practicing p doos. Well, that's so interesting you
say that, where are they? So they added Q which
was queer but also questioning, which I didn't know, and
then I for intersex, A for a sexual. But the
plus holds space for the expanding and new understanding of
(19:34):
different parts of the very diverse gender and sexual identity.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's our un that's the MPP. Plus is the end
for the before. But are the MPPs the best of us?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Isn't that song?
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's a controversial.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's a controversial question to ask if you if you
were if your tendency was that and you never acted
on it, you know what I mean? Because I mean
we act on our sexual impulses. Yeah, and if you,
if you, if that was and I'm not sure, I
don't know the science and of it, but if it
is that you are like you were born different attractions,
(20:08):
You were born a Peter or you become one and
you don't act on it, then you are not the
best of us, because you're a disgusting human being fancies children,
but not acting on it makes you better than the
ones that do do and better and better, and you
must have a moral code that overse over rules your
(20:29):
base innate desires.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Yes, I think you just open your mind here for
a second, ruder, because because I know as soon as
you start talking about a pitiful is a horrific thing. Obviously,
as soon as you start talking about that, it's like
immediately a lot of emotion comes over us. But if
you think about it, as man said, if it is
not a choice, and who would choose to be one
of those who would choose to be attracted to children?
(20:52):
Put your hands say okay, well I'm going to be
I'm going to choose these things or these things.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
There's no excuse for it. But often the people that
are that way is because strange and the weirdest way
that humans work, it's happened to them.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, weirdly, I know that is that is interesting, that's weird.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Say the worst, the worst possible thing are really really
bad things happen to you and then you manifest it
on other people.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
It's a very strange thing. Well, I think as well.
You say, are you born attracted to a particular type
of human? Okay, you ask yourself that question. I don't
know if you are born attracted to a particular type
of human, I don't know. I think it's a very
complex thing that's going on in your brain when it
comes to sexual desire. But they think as well, particularly
(21:33):
with men, and men are generally pedophiles.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
No, pedophiles are generally men. Sorry, have a much better
way to.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
A very good point. Thanks for clearing that up. I say,
there's no pedophiles in this room, and we're all men,
so generally are men. So in that situation, how much
of it has to do with experiences that you've had,
Because they do think now that men particularly imprinted by
their first sexual experiences quite rightly like birds. So those
(22:05):
first couple of sexual experiences you have an overwhelming effect
on what your desires and what your tastes end up
being as a man.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
But the thing is, it doesn't matter because once you've
committed the crime, you have to do the time. Otherwise,
what's crime and punishment. Punishment has to be to correct
things for society and to make people know if they
act on those impulses that the world will collapse around them.
I'm just going there with whatever causes you to commit
a crime, that doesn't matter that. The punishment isn't necessarily
(22:33):
about that.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
It's about trying to correct society as a whole. Yeah. No,
I'm just going back to that point of desire and
where your desire comes from. Yeah, yeah, And so does
that desire come from when you were born?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
If you are born with something, then that is not
your fault. We've decided in society that however you are born,
wherever you are born, you haven't created that. Well, hang
on what you For example.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
What if you're born with a desire to kill other
human beings?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Are la serial killers.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Or or just born really really cruel?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
And there some people are or made cruel. We don't
let them off the hot. Well, how do we know
that they're born that way? We don't know that they're
born that way. You wouldn't say that anyone's really born
that way. There probably are a couple of people who
are born that way, but it's hard to tell.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Hard to do. Nature nature very hard, and like this
is a hard thing to tell as well. But I
think if you said to yourself, well, if this person
had these desires and it was no fault of their own,
they just had those desires, just like you have your desires, rude,
you know, you have your desires and this, and they
are normal to you, and these other desires were normal
(23:39):
to this other person. And then they never acted on
any of those things because they knew that those desires
were wrong. They knew those desires would harm people. They
knew that they would do a lot of bad and
so they never did anything about that. You couldn't say
that that person.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
As opposed to the other thing. We have people that
have those desires and then take jobs and institutions and
schools and take up things where there are around kids
so they can act on those desires. I mean, those
people are terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
But there's also because you talk about impulse and you
talk about mpost control and yes, I'm a heterosexual man,
and I get to enact my desires, but not as
much as i'd like. So there are plenty of times
when I have these desires, yes, that I will go
through the day and I will not enact those desires.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yes, but you are still able to enact the desire. Now,
if you were never allowed to enact the desire ever
once in your life, how would that affect you?
Speaker 4 (24:33):
What if I got in my soapbox and argued, well,
it's not fair because I don't get to enact my
desires anywhere near as much as I would like.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
You still get to annact them. Yeah, they still get
to annect it. So I don't think you can ever.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Look, I think you there is no doubt that that
that you can't have six with children terrible. You never
want to do that awful thing to do for so
many reasons. But you can't hate a person who never
acts on their desire because they have potentially been born
to have that desire. Yeah, I mean, you can't hate
that person.
Speaker 3 (25:04):
You'd never know, you wouldn't even know, you'd never know,
you never know what told you you never know?
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:11):
Yeah, I mean maybe on their deathbed they said, you
know what, I've had these terrible desires my whole life.
And that's why I've been kind of a strange person,
shuffling around picking houses as far away as I can
from schools. And that's because I have these terrible desires,
and I thought up my whole life. Mind, Jeff, you're
nearly out. I probably wouldn't bother telling someone at that point.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
I just get out. Keep it to yourself.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I just get out. Just get out of that point.
I'll I've managed to get right through my life. I've
to wrap myself out as having these horrific desires before
I die. But anyway, I think on that note, i'd
just like to say, yeah, we all agree that humans disgusting, digesting, dribbly,
revolting machines that are just here to sort of stay
(25:54):
alive long enough to kill enough and eat enough things
so they can reproduce, and.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, so we should wipe ourselves out. I love us.
I think we're the greatest. Okay, you like us.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I'm into us because because it's fun to talk to
these disgusting stomach machines. They they're fun to watch when
they're playing sport, These discovering things. I enjoy making love
to some of these stomach machines, stomach walking stomachs. I
think we're all happier when we're the more time we
(26:22):
spent with these disgusting, dribbling, walking stomachs, and I think
I'd like to have more of them. I want to
spend as much of my life with these disgusting, dribbling,
walking stomach humans. Freaking love them, not the petos.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Don't like them, okay, don't like them fair enough, don't
like them enough. Let's go out and multiply. Let's go
eat and then multiplay. Go forth and multiply. That's what
we need to do, all right, and have something to me.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I can't like you to just practice you too, work again.
Me and Mash will go forth and multiply you too.
You shut up shop, You've betrayed you, You portrayed your genes.
All right, okay, okay, I delete that terrible.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Hello. I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get.
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Speaker 1 (27:26):
It really helps myself and.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Jerry and to a lesser extent, Mass and Ruder. If
you want to discuss anything raised in this pod, check
out the Conclave, a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out
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google the bastard. Anyway you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
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