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June 19, 2024 37 mins

Today on the Daily Bespoke, the boys look to find some answers to the infamous "Witchy Poo" tale...

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Speaker 1 (01:07):
Skinned person, Welcome all you bespoke, you donkies to the
Daily Bespoke podcast and I'm going to dub this podcast

(01:29):
Witchy Poo too, because two days ago we went deep
into whypo. It's actually been a pretty magical three days
if you think about it, because we had Witchi Poo
one about a witchy poo that you saw at a
strip club in then we had the magician Constantine, who
came the magician Constantine, Constantine, Constantine, Costantine, Cotantine, and.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Now it's Witchy Pooh two.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
We call him what will we call him? Will we
call him Constantine or Constantino.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Constant I think someone called him a constance at well.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's terrible. That's unfortunately no.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
One called him that, but not once did he correct you.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Okay, so the tenets of the Witchipoo situation was you
had some time to spare in Rotroua because you were
filming something. I now know what you were filming down
there for Edie media lunch. Yes, because I've had a
communication with one of the people that was with you
at the strip club when Witchi Pooh came out and stripped,
using a well full disclosure, she actually wanted to be

(02:36):
watching Everyone Loves Raymond and then you Paul and Dean
rudely interrupted her with your need for her WITCHI poo
ned action.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Well that was the idea of a strip club, is
that you go to a strip club to watch people strip,
not to watch people watch Everybody Loves Raymond. I mean,
if I was looking for that, i'd stay at home, right, No,
I'll just watch. I could watch anyone watch Everybody Loves Raymond.
But I was going to watch people take their clothes off. Yeah.
I wasn't expecting to see people watching TV. So she's

(03:10):
not at eight thirty on a Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah it's lazy. But WITCHI poo she ut lest you
give it something?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Did she?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Anyway?

Speaker 1 (03:20):
So this from Dean Cornish, who was there with you,
who now lives in Los Angeles. Great news in there,
great podcast yesterday, lads, He writes, you'll be hearing from
my illegal team. So okay, all right, but first some clarifications.
Was the destination of the New Zealand Skiptic Society Annual

(03:40):
Bent Spoon Awards, which we were there to cover for
eating media lunch. That's making the Supernatural Stripping Act even
more ironic. So you're down there for the Skiptics that
don't believe in witchy poos. You take a break from
the Skiptic Society and covering them. You go in and
a fucking witch ship he is on stage. I imagine
you went back to the Skiptic Society and said, how
can you explain that if you guys are so skeptic

(04:03):
skeptical about supernatural events, I've just seen Witchipoo on stage
at Cleopatra's Strip.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Club, and I don't think of I don't think witchi
Poo's witch craft would have got past the skeptics for
a second. I mean the fact that we saw what
Chipoo watching Everybody Loves Raymond just moments before. And when
I say moments before, about half an hour. It took
a long time to get rooted up into that witch outfit.
I don't know why it took her long. And she
didn't even have a witch's hat. No, there was no hat. Okay,

(04:31):
and god, there was no hat. The broomstick was enough.
Broomsticks are not sixy.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Moving on with the communicate from Dean Cornish, Yes, I
believe Witchipoo was quite naturally endowed in the nasal region, right,
and remember thinking this is probably what inspired the act.
Stripped to your strengths as they say, So what he's
saying is because I asked. I asked a lot of
questions around whether she would put a prosthetic nose on

(04:58):
with a little hair wart on it to just get
that WITCHI Poo vibe going. But Dean Cornish are saying
that she had a naturally large witchy poo nose, which
is probably why she was leaning into the witchy poo
vibe in the strip club.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Or was it naturally large, had she had nose augmentation
to make it larger, or.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Maybe it was a prosthetic and that's what took her
so long to get away from the everyone who loves
Raymond and into a WITCHI Poo costume, because as you said,
she there wasn't much too.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
It was it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
She didn't have a cauldron. She was just rubbing a
like a broomstick up and down between her legs, and
she had some sort of billowy black outfit on, didn't
she Funny?

Speaker 3 (05:36):
What people remember? I don't remember her knows. I just
remember the broomstick and how it felt on my downstairs.
You know how some people remember details of things and
some people are very detail focused. Yeah, and stories, Yeah,
I remember vibe. I think when I'm going back over time,
I remember a lot of vibe. Really, I think.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
You're pretty good with names and places. I think I
think I'm not so bad with places. I think you've
got quite a good memory.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
But I don't remember that. I just remember the vibe
of her, like I can't I can't see her outfit.
I can't see her face, and what was the vibe?
Good or bad? Witchy? Witchy? So like if you imagine yourself,
say in Gargamel's like hovel yeah with Leah whether yeah Leah,

(06:25):
And then you imagine a cauldron and the actually, did
you ever read those books to your kids? Meg Mog?
And they're like that about Meghan Mog?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
That ring was about Meg.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Meg was a witch and Meg was the witch's cat.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Yeah, Meghan Mog, Meghan Mog, I remember Meghan Mog.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
This This stripper looked a little bit like Meg from
Meighan Mog? Is that the cat or the witch? The witch?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Moving on through Dean's communicate on the Witchy Pooh number one,
and I think a lot of listeners will be please
that we've gone back, because I don't think we didn't
that thirty five minutes we did on which you poo
two days ago wasn't enough if someone sees a stripper
and through how many years ago.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Two thousand and four or five, so we're talking twenty
years ago someone saw a stripper dressed up as a
which I think it warrants too long podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
What about your Mansha Field? I let your input on this.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
It's just great to tie up blue seins. Usually on
this show we'll do an episode on something. Yeah, we'll
end up with more questions than we've answered in that
initial episode and we'll just never revisit it. It feels
good to have some closure on this. Hence why I'm
being so quiet. I just want to hear the rest
of this story player in Dean Cornish's eyes. It's fantastic text.
By the way, Dean, if you're listening to Wichi Poo too.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Today, Yeah, And it's good to have some sort of
bring sense to proceedings from Dean.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Is that nine forty seven on the clock. Is that
including the butchering of a ad lob about appearance in
dneda I did before?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Is that it is? But we can take your breakin anyway?
So is that a way? Okay?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Good idea?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Okay, So when we come back, more communicates from Dean
Cornish who was there in two thousand and four at
Clear Patches, We're a witchypoo made what is now a
legendary appearance.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
And including a bombshell around glass barbecues.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Welcome back, bespokey dokies.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
What about non bespokey dookies.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
They're welcome to okay, but specifically, Jerry off here, you
were saying that in many ways our podcast is a club.
That's right, it is, and members of that club are
the bespokey dokies. They like being called that. Actually, I'd
like to hear some feedback on that on the Conclave
the Meton Jerry Facebook discussion group.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Do you do you like being called a bespokey dokey.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
I look at it more as a cult. Yeah, you know,
I like more of a a six cult. You'd love
it to be a six.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
How many people in the Conclave the met and Jerry
podcast discussion group or people that are regulous to the
Daily Bespoke podcast if you had six with.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Oh, I mean, it's a good question. That is a
great question.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
It's a great question.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
If you could go on to the Conclave the Meton
Jerry Facebook DISUSSI group if you've had six.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
With Mesh and Mead, should we put a registrate. This
reminds me actually of something that happened to me the
other day when we're filming Taskmaster at South Pacific Pictures. Yes,
and there we were walking down the hall with all
of the photos I believe you were there with all
of the photos, yes, of all of the productions that
South Pacific has produced over the years. And you know,

(09:23):
they'll put up a publicity photo. They'll blow it up,
big ones all the way down the hall. And someone
said to me, this is they described it as the
if wall because they left a lot of people on
that wall and they're seeing how many people have you
lefft on this wall?

Speaker 2 (09:39):
How many had you done?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Zero?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
No people on their wall?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Really zero? That's so fucking a bloody good hard lock.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Were you on the wall?

Speaker 3 (09:47):
There was someone that was in a production once that
was involved there that I that I had, but they
didn't feature on.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
The wall, right, They must be so disapointing for you.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I was looking. I was looking for them.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
So do people just go up to this wall when
they're doing a production for a TV show? Bang went
out up against this wall?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah, it's like I've had. I've had Doc Bowden, I've
had Michael Murphy, I've had Chris Warner, Chris Warner, I've
iffed Ian stables.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
I mean, what an eclectic bunch of fucked.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
There I I had? I my count was slightly better
than yours at one?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Is that how many I was with? That I was
with someone who walked the wall? Who I was with
someone who walked the hall? And let's just say they
they they had a number, they had more than your
account on one hand.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay, So we actually made some big promises before the break.
One was around glass barbecue, revelations around Wichipoo and the
situation clear Petra situation in two thousand and four and
the Witchipoo stripper.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
No longer with us anymore, rip Butchipoo died. No clear Petras?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
All right, okay, do I want to find Witchipoo?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So moving on with the communicator I received from Los
Angeles on this issue from Dan Cornish, Well, I believe
was your cameraman.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
That's right, it's a good camera.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It's crossed my mind that stripper dollars. I think he's
a fantastic camera and that although I found it unprofessional
when he when me and him were shooting a show
in Colorado and we were both sung, We're back at
the back of a police car shooting, and we were
both so hungover that when the policeman left the car,
then Cornish turned to me and said, do you feel

(11:26):
like throwing up? And I said, I'm doing everything I
cannot to throw up in this car. And he said
I have to get out. I'm going to throw up.
And then I said, you're talking about getting throwing up?
Is making me want to show it. And then the
police officer that wasn't giving us a ride along threw up. No,
he got out and he said, I would like to
do this. I'll show you what the sobriety test is,

(11:47):
and he did the sobriety test on me. Is the
effect accusing me of turning up after not going to
sleep all night in Colorado?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
Do you mean just turning up to the interview fucking drunk?
How could he think that it would ever be that unprofessional? Anyway?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Dean Corner says it's crossed my mind that stripper dollars
or clear patrol dollars in this case, are probably an
excellent way for the venue to tax the dancers.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
On tips.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
I bet those girls get sixty cents on the dollar
when they cash out, which could account for Wichipoo's somewhat
lackluster performance.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
That's rough that he called it a lackluster performance. You've
said way worse about it. To be fair, she said worse.
I just was a bit disappointed that she didn't work
the room. My point was, you're leaving some dollars. You're
leaving dollars on the table here, Wichipoo, get around the room.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I've got my dollars. I want to give them to you.
Come and collect me, mate. I listened to Wichipoo won
and I found a description discrepancy in your story.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
What was that.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
At the start of the podcast you said that Clear
Patress was running normal cash. I thought it was, and
then by the end of the bloody podcast you're all
about clear Patrick.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I think it was clear petrol dollars. I'm sorry about that.
I was surprised that that a strip club worth that
sort of vibe.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, it wasn't. Fancy was able to print the dollars,
yeah yeah, and keep them well. I think the way
that Dane here talks about the strip of dollars Clear
Petro dollars that I think we can confirm that they
were running clear petro dollars now, yeah, okay, we can
clear that up.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Moving on, she's this great text from Dean Corners.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I know, and it's messed said before. So good to
have a follow up to a pot.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh yeah, this is great.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Because we leave suddenly hanging chads on pots. The bespokey dokeyes,
will be loving this. I'm looking forward to their feedback.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
Hanging chads. I've never heard that saying, but I love it,
the hanging chad.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
I do.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Look, well, I know what you mean by I don't
know the saying now I think about it.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Well, it's it's it's around an election in the United
States of America.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
We're between Al Gore and George W. Bush and they
were deciding whether because people clicked to vote with a
clicker at this one particular booth, and it was so
close between who was going to be the president, Al
Gore or George W. Bush, that they were debating where
that someone hadn't clicked white through and they called it

(14:02):
a chad, just a little bit of cardboard was still
hanging on whether that counts as a vote or not.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
It was a huge debate. Okay, had a hanging chat.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Okay, yeah, nice anyway, hang out the back of Chad.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Jeremy Wells has neglected to mention that he was late
back to the motel that night, returning with tales of dreamcatches,
velvet bedspreads with wild animal print, and a five day
douga veg.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Excuse me, wow, we will read again. Shit.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Jeremy has neglected to mention that he was late back
to the motel that night, returning with tales of dreamcatches,
velvet bedspreads with wild animal print, and a five day
douga veg. He spelled dooga veg.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Do o double g A yes, zo d double o
g a dog. Well, he spelled a d o o
g A. But he might have might have proud he
w o g. Yeah that's how I spell. So what
do you say another word for glass barbecue? Let's let's Petrie.
That's taking that Petree taking you? Yeah, I think that

(15:11):
might have been Petree. Wendy Petrie and an exercise gear
as well. Pepper Raso pervert Petree a real journalist, lovely pervert, Pepperazzi,
pee Tree, She's as Petree. Ladies and gentlemen, she is
she's going for a run. You're going to go for

(15:33):
a run. Maybe a glance at us against the glass? Oh,
this is this is windy. She's going for a run.
She's lovely windy the dish. Yeah, so what are we
talking about? Five days do? Let's let's go.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Through all these in order, unless you want to just
jump to the chase with the five day douga vege.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
Now I'm no, I'm going to regret asking this, but
there are going to be some people that aren't familiar
with the term five day.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Who's familiar with that? Hey, and let's.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
Something everyone knows what that is. And we're not calling
this pot five day.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
We are aready typed it out. It's like, we can't
call it that.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
We've got to keep the modicum of decorum on the
But the bespokey dokeies expect.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
The moner modicum of decorum. The spoky dokies would love
to see it titled five day dogo Edge.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
We're trying to we're in open church, we're trying to
get more people.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
And okay, well I hear that.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
So how about then after five days dog of Edge
open bracket, whichy poop part two close bracket Okay, that's
today's day and then.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
That yeah, can we start with WHICHI poop part two?
Then bracket five?

Speaker 7 (16:41):
Day?

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Do gave? Depending where this goes?

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Because this might not what's coming up, because none of
us here apart from Jerry, know where this is going,
so it might not.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Be worth mentioning.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Yes, Jerry, so tell us that anyway.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Do we want to go through all the all the
allegations here from Dean one Jeremy has neglected mentioned that
he was late back to the motel.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Okay, first one allegation at a time here, Okay, no,
that is not true. I left that particular strip club,
clear petras that with Dean and with Paul. We all
lived together, So he denying us. I definitely did not
leave Dean lie. I'm not sure he's I know what
he's doing. He's he's are you suggesting excres it's we're

(17:25):
all together. We lived together, honestly on hat I left
with both of them.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Well, why does he go on returning with tales of dreamcatchers.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Because he's I know what he's trying to do. He's
trying and he's trying to steal what jury is what
he's trying to do, steer the pot. Okay, So returning
with tales of yep, hang on dream catches, can we
just get this on the records. I just to clarify
so far we're through half of this message. Just to
confirm your positioning on the state these statements from Dean
corners across here in LA. You're saying that he is lying,

(17:54):
he's he's just joking, he said, he said situation.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
He is a man of above. I've he is a
You questioning his honor. That's a risky business. You're going
up against a very honorable gentleman.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
He has he has a fantastic imagination and he's a
great chat as a result of that, And I know
what's happened here. Have you tell the truth? So firstly,
I did leave clear Patres with Dean and with Paul.
We all left together with Wichi Poo witchipooh stayed. And
the reason that we left it was we like, let's go,
let's get out of here, and we all agreed, so

(18:30):
we all left. Then on the way home, this is
what I remember anyway, So the I think we imagined
the situation that Wichipoo may or may not have been
on okay, So we started adding, we started adding to
the narrative of the person who we had just seen,
and we started we started storing.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
So you started weaving magic around WICHI we a little bit.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
We just imagined that the type of thing that she
might get up to maybe and the type of thing
that she might be operating a dream cat But that's
not how he says it.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Here, he says, Jeremy is neglected to mention that he
was late back to the motel that night, returning with
tales of dreamcatchers, velvet bedspreads with wild animal print and a.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Five day dougavege. It's amazing that this is.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
According to the New Zealand Television and according to New
Zealand Radio Podcast Awards, this is the best podcasting. I don't. Yeah.
So we were just talking about the kind of beds
it should be operating with, and I think we decided
that would be an animal print with the velvet. Perhaps
that she'd have a dream catcher above the bid and
there was potential that maybe And look, I say this,

(19:44):
this is why it's we don't track down with Chipoo.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
So you're saying this with the utmost respect, with.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
The utmost respect, and it was pure speculation and hyperbole really,
and that was that possibly she was running a five
day to goovich and the end, Look.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
What is a five day dooga edge?

Speaker 3 (20:02):
So five day dog of edge is it's the cousin
to the long haul edge. So I don't know if
you guys are aware of what.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Said a cousin too. Is it in the same family
as the fisty edge. Yep, that's in the same family.
It definitely hit it.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
So you've got long haul badge, which you get when
you've traveled long haul. So any flight over twelve hours, ye,
welcome to Los Angeles for example. Or maybe if you
go all the way to Europe and you've had no
shower and you've just been sitting down for a period
of time, you get long haul edge and then fisty
fisty edge, which is just like a three day festival.

(20:38):
There's no shower again, no shower if you're camping, there's
a lot of activity going on with no showering. Basically
that's what's happening.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
And I just take this time to say welcome along
to all those new podcast listeners that you just found.
The Managery Show Spoken.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
Is a scientific This is a this is a science corner.
I just wanted to say, we're just talking about this
is all scientifically speaking. There's no judgment here. Is it
called fifty verge in the lab? I believe it would be,
but it's not talked about a lot.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Does Dr Michael Baker referred to as fifty edge?

Speaker 3 (21:07):
He wouldn't have fisty bitch.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
Does doctor Michael Baker wear a mask?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
He might have fisty. He might have fisty foury.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
You could get fisty four undoubtedly.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
But that is not a casual of five day dog
of edge, No, but you can different it. So five
day dog of edges when you've been on the doga
for five days sleep and the doga being like their
myth infitamu okay, and you haven't had any sleep, and
you ever had a shower or anything, You've just powered through?

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Okay, Well, sorry, Rudy. I was just going to say, Jerry,
did you see this dog of edge? You didn't see it,
so it wasn't exposed to this.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
So this is just wild speculation from a bunch of
Auckland wankers that have come into town rowin people's watching
of everyone loves Raymond, then judge someone's watchipoo attempts to
just spice up your life. And then you've made these
wild speculations about.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
These were private conversations. Her ed, these were private, private conversations.
Well no longer. They were certainly not meant for a podcasts.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Should we do not make judgments about peoples, verge unless
you're sending your verage.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Okay, shall we take a break and then we come
back with another shocking allegation.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
That's been made against you, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
We take a break and come back.

Speaker 8 (22:12):
Break.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
We'll come back with another shocking allegation that's been made
against you. The dog a bit.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
So o?

Speaker 3 (22:26):
God, can we ring Dean? Do we have to course
this is gone? Do we have to? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Because he's got some allegations around.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I think he I think he maybe he was involved
in the front.

Speaker 2 (22:37):
I think he has a case to answer.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Okay, I just how do we get this? Isn't him
calling through now? Is it?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
We've got on this line?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Okay? Great?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
Is this on WhatsApp? Though we can't call WhatsApps from studio.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
His number should be listed there because he's made some
accusations about you splashing someone that was in a bus
stop at Western Springs.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Do you have any idea how I put this American
number into my phone system here?

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Because I mean, I don't want you to feel like
you're set upon here, Jeremy, and I don't feel like.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
I don't want you to feel like this.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
And I'm not feeling like that at all. I don't
want you to feel like this is like some kind
of court of law, and I don't feel like I'm
upon it all.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't want you to feel like it's a character
an assassination.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Can I just put this on the record. I hope
you do feel like this is a character assassination because
some of these things that Dean Corners is claiming.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Feel Dean Corners are gonna have to be careful here, really,
because he's he's there's nuclear issued, there's mutually assured destruction.
That's great, it's great in a relation, it's to be
He's got to be very, very careful. Is that a threat?
I'm just saying he's got to be super super careful.
Sounds like you know those friends that you have where
you've you've seen them in some uncompromising situations, they've seen

(23:52):
you in some uncompromising situations codes.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yep, that because I'm not perfect.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
That's why I don't. I don't throw around accusations at
other people.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well what are you doing now? Straight up? I've got
I've got stuff on both of you, So you be
you to be careful here, not me, mate, on you, mate,
you to be careful a lot of do it on you,
buddy boys. If one of us goes down, all going now,
yeah mate, cue mate, This is what I'm saying. You me,
I've got I've got some missiles. And they pointed, okay,

(24:24):
they pointed your direction. Hello, is that Dean Cornish?

Speaker 7 (24:29):
I didn't want to Dean?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
How are you?

Speaker 7 (24:33):
You? Nice to meet you for some foremost Well, that's
what's what's going on.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
We've just been going through some of the we've I
think we've ticked off a lot of the stuff that
came through in your texts around ever we're on the podcast, Dean,
so we've we've we've ticked off tales of dreamcatchers, velvet bibs,
spreads and wild animal print and a fi of day.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Dougavadge and.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Jeremy's categorically denied that, and he said that those were
flights of fantasy.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
There were whims.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
They were just he said they were thought that there
was a thought experiment that the three of you were
involved in and in which he Peo was long gone
from the situation at that point. Are you sure that that, Jeremy,
I'm one hundred cent sure. I remember. I remember the
night like it was yesterday, Dan. I remember us entering there.
I remember them watching Everybody Loves Raymond. I remember I

(25:31):
remember them sort of scarpering into into the into the
backstage area. When we arrived, we sort of exposed something
that maybe shouldn't have and then we sat there. I
remember waiting for some time before anybody emerged to actually
do any strip routine. It seemed to take about an hour.
And then I don't remember whether or not they had

(25:54):
clear Petro dollars or whether they used normal dollars, but
I will take your word on the fact that they
used clear Petro dollar And I remember sitting there with
the clear pet doors.

Speaker 7 (26:02):
They were poly printed and on that sort of like
a light blue paper.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Almost no, I do remember them now. And then I
remember sitting there with a whole lot of dollars in hand.
We're all cashed up, we were catched up ready to go.
Nobody that's right. It was our per diems from TV's
in and nobody. Nobody was coming anywhere near us.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
It wasn't Finally into Witchipo came over with her brainstick
and started scratch fossicking and were sweeping around you downstairs,
and a scratchy sort of a manner that none of
us found very sexy.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
And then I think some other people arrived. I felt
like there were about maybe ten other people in there
at the time. It was early, it was only like
nine thirty.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
Yeah, I know that we weren't special anymore, which is
always the terrible thing at a strip club. You know,
you've got a captive, captive performer, and she lost any
small amount of interest that she had in at that
point time.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, I think she knew the other people. I felt
like she wasn't there to make money. I felt like
she was there to make friends.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
So, Dane, you're saying that the returning with the tales
of Dreamcatchers, Velvet breastpears with wild animal print and the
five Day dougaveg.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I'd like to bring.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Look, I mean that could have been in the cargo.
We went to a lot of places for those shoots.
You know, so I could be conflating information.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
We spent a lot of time in the regions in
two thousand and four, two thousand and five. I think
you might be actually confusing some other time because I
seem to remember the term five day doga.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Verge well as opposed to when we were traveling and
there would be chaps of long haul badge.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yes, that's what I was talking about. We're talking about
fishy vege, long haul verge, and five day doga verge,
which is probably the Wan.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Is definitely probably associated with certain substances that you can
find in the regions.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
The region has become more and more interested in those
substances as the time as by Okay, so moving on,
So we can put that to bear that there's that
those three things actually happened in the mcago and not in.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Well, I don't know if we can.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
It feels quite out of the cargo, doesn't it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I feel like we spent more time at Zookeepers than
anywhere else in the Icago. And I'm not sure there
were running strippers there. No, they were running a great kite.

Speaker 7 (28:19):
You remember, wandering around, wandering around the carry ok bar
with wireless mix, which was quite a novelty at the time,
and it's doing out the world. That's right.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
This is a walk down memory line, the pleasure to
hear that it was coming fross some sheep on a
beach speaking walking down memory lane in this and the
communicator got from you yesterday, Dean. You also said you're
happy to fill in any required detail around the Western
Springs School students splashing of two thousand and this is now.
I'm just going to warn you here before we get

(28:52):
into this. Can I just warn you that I too,
have been around a number of situations with you, in
different places, different cities, different different countries actually, and I
have I have stories up my sleeve. I have stories.
I have stories about Mat up my sleeve. I have

(29:13):
stories about Mash up my sleeve. Man. I have stories
about Ruter up my sleeve as well. And I'm just
saying that I have sounds a lot like a threat jury.
I have the nukes all pointed in different directions on
I'm like Russia. I've got them pointed north, south, east,
and west, ready to go, and I will fire.

Speaker 7 (29:31):
I was going to say, this feels very cold war.
This feels very like the mutual destruction situations.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Well, how about I act like a sort of Switzerland
in the situation here, and I'll come through with what
I know of the two thousand and six Western Springs
school students splashing, and then you guys can decide.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
You guys can decide whether you whether you agree with
my rundown. So Jerry was driving a car. You were
in the car, Dean. It was a rainy day. It
was it was your car, and Jeremy was driving yep, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
And so it's very rainy and there's some puddles around,
and Jeremy sees a disabled person in a.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
In a.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
And a bus stop. Two people? Is it not a
disabled person denying?

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Okay? So you saw were they in school uniform? Look?
It was a probably a fourteen year old and I
don't know if they're in school uniform, but they had
a school bag. I think they were the Western Springs okay.
And so they were at a bus stop. No, they
were just walking on the side, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
And then you saw a puddle beside them, and Jerry goes,
you know what, I'm going to splash these people.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
And then Jerry just hit the puddle of base completely
and utterly drenched the.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
People and kept driving completely premeditatd not not a mistake
at all, a premeditated crime. And I don't think there's
anyone disputing any of those facts, are they?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
I think I think it was a short period of
meditation I was, and the moment was too great to resist.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Thank you, Dane.

Speaker 7 (31:08):
I appreciate that it was like the red mist, the
red myst came over him.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
It's a real moment.

Speaker 7 (31:14):
How that I was driving at the time was a
ridiculous Cruka was a Mercedes Spoke hundred sec coop and
and Jeremy always loved to drive it every now and then.
And we've been out of the shoot somewhere pre Field days,
if I remember correctly, and and Diesel was like, I'll
have a hone on the way back, so you know.
And I think at the time he was you were
driving a sort of a bit of a punishing Ford

(31:35):
Falcon ex Effects or something.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That's right, I think.

Speaker 7 (31:38):
So. I think getting behind the wheel of such an
elite car like that probably brought back all sorts of
elite private school, private school boy tendencies. And you saw
somebody from a lower socio economic Hi.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Hold on, there's a lot of there's a lot of
get felling going on here. Your status, there is a
lot of gap, there's a lot of presumption going on here.
I tell you what actually happened was we were driving along.
It was down to the bottom by the zoo, and
I feel like we had actually been shooting something at

(32:14):
the at the hangar. Maybe we'd been actually pretending to
be inside of a tank of some kind, shooting the
links for the Anthoris History of New Zealand with Lee
Bakers in the car. And we were driving, of course,
and it had rained heavily, and there was a lot
of casual water lying around on the side of the road,
and there was a kid who just happened to be

(32:35):
on the footpath walking towards us as we were going
along the road, and he was about fourteen. He was
very close to the side of the road, very close
to the curb, and there was just it's the rear
moment that you'll be driving along and seeing a large
puddle as you're passing, the person just happens to appear
in front of you. Within seconds, as you pointed out, Dean,

(32:58):
and I thought, do I swerve onto the other side
of the road here and avoid this puddle and avoid
winning this person, because if I hit this puddle at
pace in this Mercedes five hundred sec, if I coop,
if I hit this at pace, it's going to time
out perfectly to possibly spray really drench this person. It's
quite a big puddle. And I just I thought, this

(33:21):
opportunity will never arise ever again in my entire life.
And I thought, do I do it or don't I
do it? And something got the curiousity got the better
of me, and I thought I committed to it. I
went straight through the puddle. And I'm just going to
say that the timing could not have been better for us,
and the timing could not have been worse for this
poor fourteen year old with the school bag well, because

(33:43):
he got completely.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Okay, look before you bring Dean into this, or Lee Baker,
a couple of you know, presumulary question, human beings.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You were behind the wheel. You made the decision to
space that I accept the decision I made.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
I live with, I live with and ely, even though
the planet seemed to be aligning for you to splash
that fourteen year old, that's when you find out whether
someone's whether you're a good person or not when you
have a crime of opportunity and you and you don't
take it. And I think we've all found.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Back then in two thousand and six, I think we
found out what kind of personally look I've made.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I've made multiple mistakes in my life, multiple many, many
hundreds of mistakes, particularly when you look back, and that
one there was a mistake. And actually, as soon as
the kid got completely drenched, because it was intense, the
drenching was really like way more than what I thought.
It was way too good, and I immediately felt gelt

(34:43):
and I immediately wished I never did it, and I agreed,
and I felt it from everyone else was like, oh
that was that was too good and too bad at
the same time. That was terrible. And I lost the
respect of my colleagues that that afternoon. I felt it.
I felt I felt a lot respect.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Okay, well you think that that was that loss of
respect will now be out in the community to listen
to the Daily.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Poke podcast, and I can see Ruder's lost respect for you.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I didn't have a lot, Mesh had a little bit,
but that's all all gone, and and thank you so much,
Dane for for outing this.

Speaker 7 (35:16):
I may say one thing. I live in California at
the moment, and and we're all about, you know, reframing
things and turning bad things into good. So Jeremy, let's
just say you turned it into a teachable moment for
that child. They will never walk past the puddle in
such a fashion again. So that's one good thing.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Naively walk past the puddle.

Speaker 7 (35:42):
It's a teachable moment.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
It was unfortunately that Codd. I'd love to chat to
him about his recollection of that story because I'm a
bit I don't know, he got really, really weird. It's
quite sad. Thanks Dane, thanks for talking.

Speaker 7 (35:55):
And we could never keep on the great content.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
We could never have got to the watch the pee
without you, so thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
So coming up tomorrow on the podcast, we're going to
go with the seagull incident with you and g Lane
and the Chips. We're going to get right to the
bottom of that. We're going to bring g Lane and
I and seeing as seeing as the.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Disabled person involved in.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
That, yes we cross the disabled person and that anyway,
we're going to get to the bottom of that story.
And then while we're at it, we can really dove
deep into some new allegations that we've found around the
shakra and Rewalker.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
All right, okay, then can I can I just say,
first of all, if you are the person that got
splashed by Jeremy Wells, the Western Spring student, please contact
us on the conclave. We'd love to talk to you
the Matten Jerry's discussion group on Facebook. I've also got
some terrible news jury. You won't be able to do
that on the podcast tomorrow because we'll be speaking to
the police guitarist Andy summer Summers tomorrow. It's just come

(36:53):
through on the phone on the zoom, on the zoom.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Terrible things he's done. Yeah, oh that's easy.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Find that on the internet. Wow, Andy Summers, how good?

Speaker 3 (37:03):
All right? Brilliant?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
All right, please guitarists. I wanted to ask him about
what called it was? What cord it is that he
plays and walking on the moon?

Speaker 8 (37:10):
You know.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
What is that called?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's a very strange card.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
All right then? Okay, then all right then, thank you.
I think that was I think I think you want
to be pleased with spending forty minutes with that. I
think that was. That was a good usage of everyone's time,
so it's been an absolute pressure. Please to bring you
the Daily Bespoke podcast today and I hope you have
a great day and go and get on the doga
for five days.
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