June 17, 2024 • 28 mins
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That is the eighteenth of June twenty twenty four.
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Welcome all year Bespokey Doggies to the Matt and Jerry
Daily Bespoke podcast. Do we get any kickback from the
Lesbian Space Witches? I saw that that podcast went out
called Lesbian Space Witches.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Do we get any kickbacks?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
No kickback? It's some good positives.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Kickback, No, what's not kickbacks? Kickback is when you get
money for a day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Pushback? Oh no, I don't know about pushback. I haven't
hit anything you fellas, Jerry, nothing from me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I got home yesterday and I slept from ten thirty
am till about three thirty pm, just on the couch,
So I didn't experience any kickback or pushback.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Are you feeling some kind of out of body experience today?
That always happens to me whenever I slept during the day. Yeah,
the previous day. The body doesn't make sense anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All of yesterday's radio show and podcast, I felt like
I was watching from the other side of the room
while everything was going on. I've got weird brain fog
at the moment. God, it's our grasp on reality is
so tenuous? Isn't it so for continuous that you know
a couple of things happen. You get a bit of
a fever and you just get disassociated with your body.
(02:28):
Right now, I feel like my mouth is talking, but
I've got absolutely nothing to do with it. I'mow my
consciousness is sitting back behind it. And I'm not sure
who's running this all this talking. I don't know who's
controlling it. I've got no say on what's going on
here at all. It's just going on its own cord.
This is on autopilot.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Actually, you can see how people become mentally unwell off
the back of illnesses.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean it must be terrifying. I had a
friend that took nutmeg, just nutmeg that he got from
the supermarket, and he took it with milk of an
evening and later in the evening he was at Club
one one eight in Dunedin and he lost consciousness and
fell down in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Is it a strip club? No, it wasn't Itually, No,
it was in a strip club. What's the strip club?
There was, Clear Petras. There's another strip club. And not
forget the name of Candies is in Queenstown. Yeah, no,
it's not Candies, Clear Petras. And the one with the
slide that's Clear Petres. I believe it's been a while
since I've been to a strip club, and today Clear Petres,
there's a Clear Petres in there. This is a woman
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that did a routine and actually, speaking of lesbian space witches,
there was a woman that did a routine with a
broomstick like dressed as a witch. Was she dressed as
the witch with a broomstick? She was just she was
dressed as a witch. She had a broomstick and it
was kind of a scratchy one of those ones with
sticks faggets at the back of it, and she sort
of scratched around downstairs. Is there a rising tied of
people into what she posed? Stripper for me? No, doesn't
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do anything for me. I'm not I've never been that
into witch, she poose.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Nope, it doesn't do for me either. So what was
this lady doing? She was taking the end that had
what did you say.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Was it or was it? You know, the sweeping part.
It was a broomstack, so she was using many end
of it to do something and she was scratching around
people's downstairs. But we look when we arrived at Clear
pet sweeping up people's downstairs a little bit when we
arrived at Clear Petras on that had full Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You didn't just come up with the dusty downstairs, and
she was actually just the cleaner trying to clean.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Up was cleaner. This weird situation that we were down
there shooting a TV show and and I was worth
some people that you know, actually pulled man. I it
sounds like poor Poorcastles with me, and Dean Corners was
with me as well. I love Dean Corners the Great
New Zealand. And we thought, what are we going to
do tonight? Well, Clear Petres. So we went to Clear
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Petras and we arrived at eight thirty. It was just
after straight up to done it. Maybe it was at nine,
it seems early, but the strippers were inside of the
strip club and they were watching Everybody Loves Raymond Great
Show on TV two. So we walked down and it
was like we'd walked down on something that we shouldn't
have and they were sort of a civilian clothes and
(05:08):
then they sort of hit it out back and because
obviously then they had to get ready some set and
in the Clear Patress Club for quite some time. So
just the three of you, yeah, and the stripplers and
we're having drunks brought to us. Obviously it was a bar,
and it's a bar, and so we're sitting there having
some drunks, but there were no strippers of that. So
it was there because they were getting ready.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Was it clear patrol dollars? Were they running their own
economy in there?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No, this is the thing that they hadn't worked out
how to do that yet.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So, because the way a strip club makes its money
is that you allowed drunk people in, You get them
to buy dollars, and then you throw them out and
they can't spend the money.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's a good system. And you can't exchange your dollars.
Once you've exchanged dollars, you can't catch them back.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All you can exchange those strip club dollars for is trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
With your misses. That's right to buy you a whole
lot of trouble. Those dollars. You put those in the
burn on the way home. We'll leave them in the cab.
So we're sitting there and we've been watching Edy take
them to the bureau, just charge and change the business
for American dolledge. Yeah, what do you get for a
show girls scholar? Yeah, it's worth twenty cents in New Zealand.
So then we're sitting there for a while, we're having
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a drink, and then finally it must have I mean,
I'm thinking, I'm going to say forty five minutes time
elapsed before the first tripper came out and was just
as a witch.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So you wait for forty five minutes and then a
witchipoo comes out yep, And I remember they ask you?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Did they ask you anything?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Because I imagine I can imagine Paul Kesley being interested
in a WITCHI pea not so much.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Dean. Dean was the most interested into the Yeah, he
actually was quite into it. He was like, oh, here
we go. It's a bit of me. Dean's quite into
just females in general. He loves it. He's a big
fan of all females. He's kind of got a medieval
history sort of a take on things as well. So
I think he was more interested in the burning of
which is that that kind of a historic part of it.
This is going to be that did they burn the witch?
(06:53):
This one didn't get burned. That's good because I don't
want to see that. No, who would want to see that?
So she's dressed it in a witch's outfit. She's got
a broomstick and then by the state she.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Got a witch's hat on. Sure, because if she doesn't
ever witches hat on, that's half.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
A I can't remember. Did she have a black cat?
I can't remember?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
But are you confusing the time that I don't think
I can say this, I'm going to say and we
can delete it. That time with Jason Hort woke up
and witches costume there was a pirate cos there was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Don't delete that. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It would be much better if you'd come home on
a broom stuck for the WITCHI poo costume. I can
I can see what she's getting at. And look, I'll
put a pin on my nutbig story, because it's gone.
We've gone miles away from that be again to be
and actually, strangely, I've been feeling distant from the chat
until we got into this witchy poo chat at the
strip club announced engage. Now really woken up now my
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consciousness and ego.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You've been more interested in guys, That's what There's interesting
so much.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Does Segmund Freud or Carl Jong ever use strip clubs
chat to bring people back from the edge of vicinity
because you've become very focused.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
On It's got all the elements for you. It's got
witches at scott strip clubs, it's goot potential nudities, you know,
people that you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I love it, but I can kind of see
the thinking around the WITCHI poonas because you've got something
between your legs, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sorry, Yes, yes, I know you're bang on being used
as a as a prop like that. Yeah, but I
didn't found that particularly. I kind of was looking past that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Did she have any lines like bubble bubble, toil and
trouble or anything?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
What I did know? You have a cauldron. I'm fucked off.
If she doesn't have a car, there's no cauldron. What
I did notice from a clear Petres that night, and
I mean clear Petres.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I mean you'd think obviously the go to would be
fucking I don't know, clear Petrick coming out in an
Egyptian kind of style.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I reckon she came later, did she was clear? We
never stayed for that long, to be honest, we were
probably out of there but after about it now, mainly
because we had our we had our clear patress dollars
ready to go okay, because I bought my clear Patress dollars.
We've been sent a couple of drinks. I was. I
was drinking bourbon and coke, and then the which whatchipoo
came out and Dean leaned over and he goes, check
(09:18):
out that was He described her as Witchipoo. If I
text now and said what you pook? Question mark, he
would In fact, can you text the text and see
if he's because what's the time in the States, you're
probably whatchipoo? Christian Mark Cleopatras question Mark.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I fear that you're telling the story with an exceptional
amount of detail, which is great and I like it,
but I'm worried that you're doing that thing that you
sometimes do, you where you tell a story from I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
A few years back, he spelled WICHI poo w I
t c H. Are you wy?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I'd go hy p o O w I w w
I t c H, which, yeah, yo po. He's probably
going to get it from that, which.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is having an E in it too, which Cleo because
he lives in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, so it's going to be what very good friend
going to be a friend of the show two o'clock
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, I've texted what she pooh Cleopatras with a question mark,
and I've seen it to his I'm going to send
it to a number of because a contact him on
a number of.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, he's got always running a multiple array of multiple
burners and something. Yep. So anyway, what tipoo comes out,
she does a little routine and what what So I
was a boy this stage. There were a number of
other patrons that have arrived at the at the Claire Patress,
it was probably about ten people in there. I wouldn't
(10:40):
say that it was it was even half full or
even a quarter fall, but there were still enough people
in it. Because so there's she's walking around, WHICHI poe
and and what so I'm sitting there with my clear
patrol dollars and I'm like and I'm waiting, and I'm
waiting because normally what happens is that you know, in
strip clubs, for people have never been there, they're normally
the the the strippers come around and then they they
(11:04):
walk up to you and then they've sort of talk
to you, and then you give them some money or something.
That's the there's an interaction of sorts, is there right, Yeah,
that's normally what happens. And so the very successful strip
clubs I've seen anyway in my time overseas, particularly Las Vegas,
one in Edinburgh and one in Melbourne that I can
think of, Not that I go to a lot of
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strip clubs, but I have been to a number in
my life. They collect money. They basically walk around collecting money.
And the more efficient they are at getting around the
room and collecting money, the more money you make. That's
the whole idea.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Was this the same strip club that were you met
Nadia and you gave us some property advice and then
she ended up leaving and putting down a deposit on
a house and then coming out with her No, that
was mermaidsaids at all.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It was Nikita, Nikita, sorry forgive me?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Where are you? He come back? Oh God, can you
read this out? Should we do it after a break? Okay,
when we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Dean Cornish, friend of the show Great New Zealander, has
responded to my text whitchy pooh clear petres question mark
and we'll be back with the results of that text
just after these important messages from our sponsors and look,
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Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's really good. There's this really.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Annoying podcast I listened to called case File before it
had this odd Australian guy says, thank you for taking
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Speaker 3 (12:37):
Okay, mate, yeah, okay mate, that's shove it up your ass.
All right, we're back after this. So I texted, so,
where where we were at? Clear patres and it was
the early two thousands. Still a story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You still haven't finished the story, but you've said that
Dean was there, Dean was there, New Zealander den Corn
was there, Paul was there, Yeah, definitely, and Wichi was there.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, we were. I'm pretty sure we were on a
on a we were we were on a shoot. Are
you on a shoot? You are on a shoot? Yeah?
Why we were in I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So this is how he responded, Oh fuck, yeah, got
dot jesus. Wow, that's a blast in the past.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
There we are. Okay, So it goes what a memory
that man has? Well, how can I forget this particular moment?
Because the thing that this is the reason I'm getting
to this is because what I realized was Witchipo. Yeah,
witchipe who had maybe slightly misunderstood the kinds of things
that the kinds of fantasies that males want in these
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situations because it's nothing really sixy about it, which also
failed to collect any money. So we're sitting there and
then she's she's shut off up on stage and she
feft around over in the corner for a while. And
then and you're sitting there with your Cleopatras dollars and
you want to give you The idea is that you
were looking for an in direction.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You may never be there again, so you want to
spend that money.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And I ended up not even spending clearpatros dollars. I'm
sitting there and what poon never ever came over to
our group. Now I'm thinking, you just you've lift that
money on the table there. Now usually if you were
you know, you look at the top strippers around the
world and how they operate. They just work the room. Yeah,
like they are getting around, They're getting as much contact
(14:26):
as they can with all of the patrons. That's the idea.
You're extracting money out of these stupid men. Yeah, basically,
so got to get around the room to do it.
And I thought to myself, you know, with all due respect, Whichipoo,
I don't know, how are you going to I don't
know if you're ever going to get out of the regions.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Two questions have got for you around Wichipoo? One did
she have a prosthetic nose with a water on it? Added?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
No questions?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Did she have a long terrifying finger that she noted at?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
And?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Third question did you go back to her cottage?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We lived. We lived soon after because there was no
there was. It was just like, Okay, this whole watch
thing's not that good. And also it's like we need
to shoot the next day quite early in the morning,
so we probably need to leave here.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
How much would you pay for? Sorry, mash, what you're
gonna say? I was just going to ask you. There's
always intrigue you. We'll spend a lot of time out
with mister Wells here, and we know how he acts
on a night out that's terrible. Yet how come whenever
he tells a story he manages to just keep himself
so clean at all times from all kinds of It's
always in that story there that was dean.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He knowed I didn't spend any money. I left all
my money. Neither of us spend any money. Next thing,
you know, I'm worried that the full story isn't being told.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
He next thing, you know, he was actually talked to
and I can actually.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Shall we find out from the man himself. Yeah, you
can ask him all that you can. He can, He'll
corroborate all of this, all this information.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I bet you ended up at the back in a
cage with grittle.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's something you do, man, GrITT. I bet we find
out poking a bone through a cage with the watch
fact out.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I bet you ended up poking your bone through the
cage and a bloody at the back and a bloody
cage with Grettel.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Don't tell me, Gretel. We need to feed you up
a bit more. We need to feed the chickens.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So all this witchhair is so she did she have
a sort of black rope?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, that was the black robe. And then the black
robe kind of came off and there were some black
lacy undergarments underneath, as far as I remember.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
So the moral of the story, Jury, and the reason
you're saying this is just because you're upset that which
you pu didn't come over to you?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that what you're trying to is the moral of
the story is you can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make it drink. And the reason I
say that is because you've got a whole lot of
people like you've, You've got an audience there. They're ready
to go, they're ready to spin cash. You've you've misfired
with your outfit. But that's that's that's strike one.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That's fine because it's a lot of a lot of
stripping happens after the outfit has been removed.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
That's okay, past defeat your drest as a witch? Yeah,
just a few as long as you take that off. Yep,
take that off and then have a bit of a
wander around. And then strike too. Not having a wander around.
Strike three, You've just left a whole lot of how
are you going to make money if you don't take
the money off? People know that this is a perfect environment.
You've got men with money waiting to give it to you,
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and then you've got people that are not seizing the opportunity.
Do you think she was a real witch? Oh? Now
that's an idea I haven't thought of. She might have
been a real watch and then which casting spells left right,
and soon it's going to hear this and she's cast
a spell on us. To be honest, we just left.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, maybe they send out wichi Poo because it sounded
like they no one wanted you in there in the
first place, so they send witchipoo out to frust you out.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But for maybe she just wanted to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah,
it is pissed off that they couldn't keep watching that
because there's notes on demand programming. In those days, it
was pre on demand, So they wanted to find out
how Raymond's parents are going to frustrate him this week
and this family.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So for me, if there's a WITCHI Poo review, yep,
to get me through the I want a cauldron, I
want a black cat. I want a nose with a
water on it. I want long, spindly fingers. Jesus, I
want on a broom and I want a witch's hat.
And anything less than that, I'm going to say that's
not a witchy peer review.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Just don't read Jelly the Witch. It'll you'll really get
barred up. Jelly the Witch is big on on the
long fingers in the nose water. That's interesting that you've
got a bit of a Porsche on for for witches.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I didn't really know that witches get me going.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Really, if I if I could, I'd love to join
a coven if I was allowed.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Really, Okay, why is that? Because you love witches?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'd be like to be the warlock to a coven
of witches.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And yeah, that sounds problematic. What's interesting? I just have
been googling clear petras.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Thanks about clear Petras, and even there's.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Nothing, there's nothing, nothing about nothing about clear petras anywhere
on the internet. Did it exists? Was a cool clear pit,
so I'm sure it.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Was called it's interesting strip joints in the regions though,
because I went to Bobby's and topor about Bobby's, it's
I don't know if it's still there, horrific, Like you
go up some you go up some stairs and it
basically feels like someone's lounge with a bar. And then
there's a corridor which not only go to the bathrooms,
but you walk right past the changing room and there's
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no door, so that's old school, so you can see
you can see them getting changed. And I went with
a couple of my friends, Daniel Merrill, who we call
the Heif he'll be stoked with the full name, that's fine.
He'll be fine with that teacher. So yeah, we call
him the Heff because whenever he goes to places of
ill repute like that, he tends to get this brand
new persona where he's normally quite mild mannered. But I
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believe that was the famous night where he turned towards
the stripper and then nodded at me and he said,
my friend over there, and he waved a five dollar
notre there, said my friend over there, jubblis, and that
was her one instruction. But the quality of the performer
was so horrendous that night that we generally were pulling
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the tables towards ourselves soon so we couldn't get lap dancers.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Was that Bobby's Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Where it seems just anita that the strip clubs are stilettos.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
There was one just in Aukland, just to be called solos.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And there's also just girls and La Mashon. There's no
men all out in, just girls, just girls, only girls alloud,
and only girls on stage, just girls, just girls.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I don't know how well that's going to go. There's
have they thought through that business plan? That's not the slide?
Is that? What's just the slide? What's got the slide? Yeah?
Where's the slide? The Singapore slide? I think that might
be stilettos when you touched on it before it?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Do you guys have that mate and your group of
friends that's just oddly quiet, doesn't really check to form
in that much, but the moment you get inside a
strip club, it's like, I don't know, Heaven to them
and he's just a little bit too much comfort.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Strip essential a couple in here. Anyone in the group
ever been aroused physically actually in a strip club? I
have percent apart.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
From without a lappie, without a lappie, has anyone been
to a strip club by themselves and sat at the
back arounsd.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Matt As you've gone very quiet there. No, I've definitely
been aroused by this six weeks before, is it?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Like I've seen a situation that I was familiar with
that it wasn't in the strip club. It was similar
to your story Jerry about walking past an Amsterdam shop
front window. A similar situation, just not in Amsterdam.
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Club risk.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Immerse yourself in the adure of a fully equipped bar.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, you'd hope it would be fully equipped just a bar.
It's a fully equipped bar, so what does that mean.
It's got a sink, it's got a washing machine, it's
it's fully equipped, fully equipped with glasses.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
All this podcasters made me want to go to a
strip club. So maybe you feel as we eat on
down to show girls this morning?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Is it twenty four to seven? Show girls? Oh god?
What do they do? Like a continental breakfast down there?
They used to do a lunch, didn't they. Friday I
saw this.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I saw the US politician that had been rumbled recently
for spending campaign donations on extrip clubs, and his excuse was, yeah,
they served lunch there.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
So I was just taking some people out for lunch.
What's the difference with there's a nude person on stage?
Were you serving lunch?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We were there for the food, the food, the chicken wings,
are very good at that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
He was.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It was not It was a full strip club, and
I thought she won't remember. For some reason, I don't
like the idea of eating food.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well, there's a dropper in front of me. No, it'll
put you off your breakfast, won't it. Yeah, nudity and food.
It's although then he and I had some sushi off
your back once? Was that you and sushi off my back?
On me eating sushi off your back? Did that work
for you? It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Yeah, I've
(24:35):
sort of. It wasn't the worst meal I've had. I'll
just on Dean and the dipping sauces. Interesting way we
put the soy sauce on you. But but crack lit
a hole in the back, I said.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A text a text Dean, and I said, we're telling
the full WITCHI Pooh story on the pod today, and
he goes, I'll be sure to check that out.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh well, helloaded Dean the gal Dean.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted about nutmeg, a friend
of mine took some nut near and then spent the
next two years of his life feeling like I do now.
Where you're watching the room from the other side where
you're experiencing life from the other side of the room,
and apparent wasn't that fun?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
All right? It wasn't my mate day. No, it wouldn't
have been. No, it was rough. Nobody wants to be dislocated, Yeah, discombobulated, dislocated,
disconnected from reality. This would be a perfect time for
me to commit a murder. Actually, I think I could.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I could the way I'm feeling now, I could probably
commit a murder and feel less culpable for it, if
you know what I mean, who are you thinking? Technically insane?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Got anyone in mind or anyone you guys want to off?
I don't have a look at the office there. There's
a few people out there, hence man name like pantsman
g Lane? What about g Lane? Nice do his life favor? Actually,
maybe I will murder g Lane for it. Yeah, and
probably has gotten in touch and actually they'd be a
(25:59):
nice thing to do. That would be nice thing to do.
I don't know how you take g Lane down there.
I think you'd go. I think you'd hard to take
down Lane, My god.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I think you could take like four or five shots
from the shotgun and still keep coming in here.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Just clapping his hands.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I mean, he killed a brain tumor like it was nothing.
Can you imagine what He's not going to go down
light now anyway?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
All right, so three forreak three, we'll talk about function
on your out.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Right app Oh my god, the phones are lighting up. Yeah,
we just can't get to those today, unfortunately, Sorry about that.
All right, okay, then seem busy.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I think we've answered most of those questions that you
hear today about Wichipo.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Just the one question remains for tomorrow's show. Where was
the slide It Strict Club? Yes, let us know in
the conclave follow us It was in.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The octagon.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, and then a year oldie building with some white
steps leading up to it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It eliminates about two percent of the buildings.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
And yeah, you can ask the magician Concertino because he's
coming in tomorrow Constantina Concertina Constantino.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And if Witchi poo's listening, then please reach out to
us with you Witchy Poo, to see what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And I'd be fascinated to know what she's up to. Yeah,
she'd be she'd be in a relationship with children, no doubt,
and would and would.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Just be interesting to see if she continued with the
witchipoo motif.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh, sorry, she'd be a mom.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I thought you just said she'd be in a relationship
with children.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, she'ld be should be a mother, she'd be a mom.
It flies on Wichipoo.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I just say this sixy music I've been playing for
the second half of this podcast, Tuesday, change the mood.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Sixty Tuesday. We need to bring back sixty Tuesday where
we all just take our pants off. And should we
bring the Chauzi Tuesday. We used to do the show
on a.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
I'd love to do that no offense, but I feel
like I undermined Mett's Nutmeg story. Like it helped out
with the stripping stories a lot, but Matt's nut Meg
story I struggled to take seriously.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I was actually wanted to share details of my mental
health struggles since something sick last week.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
But you want to play. You can tell us all
about those where you go, turn off the music, turn
it off, and I'm done. Okay, we'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
We'll see you tomorrow with more on which he poo tomorrow,
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Daily Bespoke podcast. Do we get any kickback from the
Lesbian Space Witches? I saw that that podcast went out
called Lesbian Space Witches.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Do we get any kickbacks?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
No?
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No kickback? It's some good positives.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Kickback, No, what's not kickbacks? Kickback is when you get
money for a day.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Pushback? Oh no, I don't know about pushback. I haven't
hit anything you fellas, Jerry, nothing from me.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I got home yesterday and I slept from ten thirty
am till about three thirty pm, just on the couch,
So I didn't experience any kickback or pushback.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
That's good.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Are you feeling some kind of out of body experience today?
That always happens to me whenever I slept during the day. Yeah,
the previous day. The body doesn't make sense anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
All of yesterday's radio show and podcast, I felt like
I was watching from the other side of the room
while everything was going on. I've got weird brain fog
at the moment. God, it's our grasp on reality is
so tenuous? Isn't it so for continuous that you know
a couple of things happen. You get a bit of
a fever and you just get disassociated with your body.
(02:28):
Right now, I feel like my mouth is talking, but
I've got absolutely nothing to do with it. I'mow my
consciousness is sitting back behind it. And I'm not sure
who's running this all this talking. I don't know who's
controlling it. I've got no say on what's going on
here at all. It's just going on its own cord.
This is on autopilot.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Actually, you can see how people become mentally unwell off
the back of illnesses.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, I mean it must be terrifying. I had a
friend that took nutmeg, just nutmeg that he got from
the supermarket, and he took it with milk of an
evening and later in the evening he was at Club
one one eight in Dunedin and he lost consciousness and
fell down in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Is it a strip club? No, it wasn't Itually, No,
it was in a strip club. What's the strip club?
There was, Clear Petras. There's another strip club. And not
forget the name of Candies is in Queenstown. Yeah, no,
it's not Candies, Clear Petras. And the one with the
slide that's Clear Petres. I believe it's been a while
since I've been to a strip club, and today Clear Petres,
there's a Clear Petres in there. This is a woman
(03:33):
that did a routine and actually, speaking of lesbian space witches,
there was a woman that did a routine with a
broomstick like dressed as a witch. Was she dressed as
the witch with a broomstick? She was just she was
dressed as a witch. She had a broomstick and it
was kind of a scratchy one of those ones with
sticks faggets at the back of it, and she sort
of scratched around downstairs. Is there a rising tied of
people into what she posed? Stripper for me? No, doesn't
(03:57):
do anything for me. I'm not I've never been that
into witch, she poose.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Nope, it doesn't do for me either. So what was
this lady doing? She was taking the end that had
what did you say.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Was it or was it? You know, the sweeping part.
It was a broomstack, so she was using many end
of it to do something and she was scratching around
people's downstairs. But we look when we arrived at Clear
pet sweeping up people's downstairs a little bit when we
arrived at Clear Petras on that had full Saturday night.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You didn't just come up with the dusty downstairs, and
she was actually just the cleaner trying to clean.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Up was cleaner. This weird situation that we were down
there shooting a TV show and and I was worth
some people that you know, actually pulled man. I it
sounds like poor Poorcastles with me, and Dean Corners was
with me as well. I love Dean Corners the Great
New Zealand. And we thought, what are we going to
do tonight? Well, Clear Petres. So we went to Clear
(04:47):
Petras and we arrived at eight thirty. It was just
after straight up to done it. Maybe it was at nine,
it seems early, but the strippers were inside of the
strip club and they were watching Everybody Loves Raymond Great
Show on TV two. So we walked down and it
was like we'd walked down on something that we shouldn't
have and they were sort of a civilian clothes and
(05:08):
then they sort of hit it out back and because
obviously then they had to get ready some set and
in the Clear Patress Club for quite some time. So
just the three of you, yeah, and the stripplers and
we're having drunks brought to us. Obviously it was a bar,
and it's a bar, and so we're sitting there having
some drunks, but there were no strippers of that. So
it was there because they were getting ready.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Was it clear patrol dollars? Were they running their own
economy in there?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
No, this is the thing that they hadn't worked out
how to do that yet.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So, because the way a strip club makes its money
is that you allowed drunk people in, You get them
to buy dollars, and then you throw them out and
they can't spend the money.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
That's a good system. And you can't exchange your dollars.
Once you've exchanged dollars, you can't catch them back.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All you can exchange those strip club dollars for is trouble.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
With your misses. That's right to buy you a whole
lot of trouble. Those dollars. You put those in the
burn on the way home. We'll leave them in the cab.
So we're sitting there and we've been watching Edy take
them to the bureau, just charge and change the business
for American dolledge. Yeah, what do you get for a
show girls scholar? Yeah, it's worth twenty cents in New Zealand.
So then we're sitting there for a while, we're having
(06:09):
a drink, and then finally it must have I mean,
I'm thinking, I'm going to say forty five minutes time
elapsed before the first tripper came out and was just
as a witch.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
So you wait for forty five minutes and then a
witchipoo comes out yep, And I remember they ask you?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Did they ask you anything?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Because I imagine I can imagine Paul Kesley being interested
in a WITCHI pea not so much.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Dean. Dean was the most interested into the Yeah, he
actually was quite into it. He was like, oh, here
we go. It's a bit of me. Dean's quite into
just females in general. He loves it. He's a big
fan of all females. He's kind of got a medieval
history sort of a take on things as well. So
I think he was more interested in the burning of
which is that that kind of a historic part of it.
This is going to be that did they burn the witch?
(06:53):
This one didn't get burned. That's good because I don't
want to see that. No, who would want to see that?
So she's dressed it in a witch's outfit. She's got
a broomstick and then by the state she.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Got a witch's hat on. Sure, because if she doesn't
ever witches hat on, that's half.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
A I can't remember. Did she have a black cat?
I can't remember?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
But are you confusing the time that I don't think
I can say this, I'm going to say and we
can delete it. That time with Jason Hort woke up
and witches costume there was a pirate cos there was.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Don't delete that. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It would be much better if you'd come home on
a broom stuck for the WITCHI poo costume. I can
I can see what she's getting at. And look, I'll
put a pin on my nutbig story, because it's gone.
We've gone miles away from that be again to be
and actually, strangely, I've been feeling distant from the chat
until we got into this witchy poo chat at the
strip club announced engage. Now really woken up now my
(07:47):
consciousness and ego.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You've been more interested in guys, That's what There's interesting
so much.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Does Segmund Freud or Carl Jong ever use strip clubs
chat to bring people back from the edge of vicinity
because you've become very focused.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
On It's got all the elements for you. It's got
witches at scott strip clubs, it's goot potential nudities, you know,
people that you know.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, I love it, but I can kind of see
the thinking around the WITCHI poonas because you've got something
between your legs, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Sorry, Yes, yes, I know you're bang on being used
as a as a prop like that. Yeah, but I
didn't found that particularly. I kind of was looking past that.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Did she have any lines like bubble bubble, toil and
trouble or anything?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
What?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
What I did know? You have a cauldron. I'm fucked off.
If she doesn't have a car, there's no cauldron. What
I did notice from a clear Petres that night, and
I mean clear Petres.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I mean you'd think obviously the go to would be
fucking I don't know, clear Petrick coming out in an
Egyptian kind of style.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I reckon she came later, did she was clear? We
never stayed for that long, to be honest, we were
probably out of there but after about it now, mainly
because we had our we had our clear patress dollars
ready to go okay, because I bought my clear Patress dollars.
We've been sent a couple of drinks. I was. I
was drinking bourbon and coke, and then the which whatchipoo
came out and Dean leaned over and he goes, check
(09:18):
out that was He described her as Witchipoo. If I
text now and said what you pook? Question mark, he
would In fact, can you text the text and see
if he's because what's the time in the States, you're
probably whatchipoo? Christian Mark Cleopatras question Mark.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
I fear that you're telling the story with an exceptional
amount of detail, which is great and I like it,
but I'm worried that you're doing that thing that you
sometimes do, you where you tell a story from I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
A few years back, he spelled WICHI poo w I
t c H. Are you wy?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
I'd go hy p o O w I w w
I t c H, which, yeah, yo po. He's probably
going to get it from that, which.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Is having an E in it too, which Cleo because
he lives in Los Angeles.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, so it's going to be what very good friend
going to be a friend of the show two o'clock
in the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Okay, I've texted what she pooh Cleopatras with a question mark,
and I've seen it to his I'm going to send
it to a number of because a contact him on
a number of.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah, he's got always running a multiple array of multiple
burners and something. Yep. So anyway, what tipoo comes out,
she does a little routine and what what So I
was a boy this stage. There were a number of
other patrons that have arrived at the at the Claire Patress,
it was probably about ten people in there. I wouldn't
(10:40):
say that it was it was even half full or
even a quarter fall, but there were still enough people
in it. Because so there's she's walking around, WHICHI poe
and and what so I'm sitting there with my clear
patrol dollars and I'm like and I'm waiting, and I'm
waiting because normally what happens is that you know, in
strip clubs, for people have never been there, they're normally
the the the strippers come around and then they they
(11:04):
walk up to you and then they've sort of talk
to you, and then you give them some money or something.
That's the there's an interaction of sorts, is there right, Yeah,
that's normally what happens. And so the very successful strip
clubs I've seen anyway in my time overseas, particularly Las Vegas,
one in Edinburgh and one in Melbourne that I can
think of, Not that I go to a lot of
(11:25):
strip clubs, but I have been to a number in
my life. They collect money. They basically walk around collecting money.
And the more efficient they are at getting around the
room and collecting money, the more money you make. That's
the whole idea.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Was this the same strip club that were you met
Nadia and you gave us some property advice and then
she ended up leaving and putting down a deposit on
a house and then coming out with her No, that
was mermaidsaids at all.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It was Nikita, Nikita, sorry forgive me?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Where are you? He come back? Oh God, can you
read this out? Should we do it after a break? Okay,
when we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Dean Cornish, friend of the show Great New Zealander, has
responded to my text whitchy pooh clear petres question mark
and we'll be back with the results of that text
just after these important messages from our sponsors and look,
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Speaker 3 (12:22):
That's really good. There's this really.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Annoying podcast I listened to called case File before it
had this odd Australian guy says, thank you for taking
the time to listen to our sponsors. It helps us
produce quality content.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Okay, mate, yeah, okay mate, that's shove it up your ass.
All right, we're back after this. So I texted, so,
where where we were at? Clear patres and it was
the early two thousands. Still a story.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You still haven't finished the story, but you've said that
Dean was there, Dean was there, New Zealander den Corn
was there, Paul was there, Yeah, definitely, and Wichi was there.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, we were. I'm pretty sure we were on a
on a we were we were on a shoot. Are
you on a shoot? You are on a shoot? Yeah?
Why we were in I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
So this is how he responded, Oh fuck, yeah, got
dot jesus. Wow, that's a blast in the past.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
There we are. Okay, So it goes what a memory
that man has? Well, how can I forget this particular moment?
Because the thing that this is the reason I'm getting
to this is because what I realized was Witchipo. Yeah,
witchipe who had maybe slightly misunderstood the kinds of things
that the kinds of fantasies that males want in these
(13:44):
situations because it's nothing really sixy about it, which also
failed to collect any money. So we're sitting there and
then she's she's shut off up on stage and she
feft around over in the corner for a while. And
then and you're sitting there with your Cleopatras dollars and
you want to give you The idea is that you
were looking for an in direction.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
You may never be there again, so you want to
spend that money.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
And I ended up not even spending clearpatros dollars. I'm
sitting there and what poon never ever came over to
our group. Now I'm thinking, you just you've lift that
money on the table there. Now usually if you were
you know, you look at the top strippers around the
world and how they operate. They just work the room. Yeah,
like they are getting around, They're getting as much contact
(14:26):
as they can with all of the patrons. That's the idea.
You're extracting money out of these stupid men. Yeah, basically,
so got to get around the room to do it.
And I thought to myself, you know, with all due respect, Whichipoo,
I don't know, how are you going to I don't
know if you're ever going to get out of the regions.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Two questions have got for you around Wichipoo? One did
she have a prosthetic nose with a water on it? Added?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
No questions?
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Did she have a long terrifying finger that she noted at?
Speaker 5 (14:56):
And?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Third question did you go back to her cottage?
Speaker 5 (14:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We lived. We lived soon after because there was no
there was. It was just like, Okay, this whole watch
thing's not that good. And also it's like we need
to shoot the next day quite early in the morning,
so we probably need to leave here.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
How much would you pay for? Sorry, mash, what you're
gonna say? I was just going to ask you. There's
always intrigue you. We'll spend a lot of time out
with mister Wells here, and we know how he acts
on a night out that's terrible. Yet how come whenever
he tells a story he manages to just keep himself
so clean at all times from all kinds of It's
always in that story there that was dean.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
He knowed I didn't spend any money. I left all
my money. Neither of us spend any money. Next thing,
you know, I'm worried that the full story isn't being told.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
He next thing, you know, he was actually talked to
and I can actually.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Shall we find out from the man himself. Yeah, you
can ask him all that you can. He can, He'll
corroborate all of this, all this information.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
I bet you ended up at the back in a
cage with grittle.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's something you do, man, GrITT. I bet we find
out poking a bone through a cage with the watch
fact out.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I bet you ended up poking your bone through the
cage and a bloody at the back and a bloody
cage with Grettel.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Don't tell me, Gretel. We need to feed you up
a bit more. We need to feed the chickens.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
So all this witchhair is so she did she have
a sort of black rope?
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah, that was the black robe. And then the black
robe kind of came off and there were some black
lacy undergarments underneath, as far as I remember.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
So the moral of the story, Jury, and the reason
you're saying this is just because you're upset that which
you pu didn't come over to you?
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Is that what you're trying to is the moral of
the story is you can lead a horse to water,
but you can't make it drink. And the reason I
say that is because you've got a whole lot of
people like you've, You've got an audience there. They're ready
to go, they're ready to spin cash. You've you've misfired
with your outfit. But that's that's that's strike one.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
That's fine because it's a lot of a lot of
stripping happens after the outfit has been removed.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
That's okay, past defeat your drest as a witch? Yeah,
just a few as long as you take that off. Yep,
take that off and then have a bit of a
wander around. And then strike too. Not having a wander around.
Strike three, You've just left a whole lot of how
are you going to make money if you don't take
the money off? People know that this is a perfect environment.
You've got men with money waiting to give it to you,
(17:18):
and then you've got people that are not seizing the opportunity.
Do you think she was a real witch? Oh? Now
that's an idea I haven't thought of. She might have
been a real watch and then which casting spells left right,
and soon it's going to hear this and she's cast
a spell on us. To be honest, we just left.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Well, maybe they send out wichi Poo because it sounded
like they no one wanted you in there in the
first place, so they send witchipoo out to frust you out.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
But for maybe she just wanted to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. Yeah,
it is pissed off that they couldn't keep watching that
because there's notes on demand programming. In those days, it
was pre on demand, So they wanted to find out
how Raymond's parents are going to frustrate him this week
and this family.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
So for me, if there's a WITCHI Poo review, yep,
to get me through the I want a cauldron, I
want a black cat. I want a nose with a
water on it. I want long, spindly fingers. Jesus, I
want on a broom and I want a witch's hat.
And anything less than that, I'm going to say that's
not a witchy peer review.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Just don't read Jelly the Witch. It'll you'll really get
barred up. Jelly the Witch is big on on the
long fingers in the nose water. That's interesting that you've
got a bit of a Porsche on for for witches.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I didn't really know that witches get me going.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Really, if I if I could, I'd love to join
a coven if I was allowed.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Really, Okay, why is that? Because you love witches?
Speaker 2 (18:40):
I'd be like to be the warlock to a coven
of witches.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
And yeah, that sounds problematic. What's interesting? I just have
been googling clear petras.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Thanks about clear Petras, and even there's.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Nothing, there's nothing, nothing about nothing about clear petras anywhere
on the internet. Did it exists? Was a cool clear pit,
so I'm sure it.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Was called it's interesting strip joints in the regions though,
because I went to Bobby's and topor about Bobby's, it's
I don't know if it's still there, horrific, Like you
go up some you go up some stairs and it
basically feels like someone's lounge with a bar. And then
there's a corridor which not only go to the bathrooms,
but you walk right past the changing room and there's
(19:22):
no door, so that's old school, so you can see
you can see them getting changed. And I went with
a couple of my friends, Daniel Merrill, who we call
the Heif he'll be stoked with the full name, that's fine.
He'll be fine with that teacher. So yeah, we call
him the Heff because whenever he goes to places of
ill repute like that, he tends to get this brand
new persona where he's normally quite mild mannered. But I
(19:44):
believe that was the famous night where he turned towards
the stripper and then nodded at me and he said,
my friend over there, and he waved a five dollar
notre there, said my friend over there, jubblis, and that
was her one instruction. But the quality of the performer
was so horrendous that night that we generally were pulling
(20:07):
the tables towards ourselves soon so we couldn't get lap dancers.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Was that Bobby's Bobby's.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Where it seems just anita that the strip clubs are stilettos.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
There was one just in Aukland, just to be called solos.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
And there's also just girls and La Mashon. There's no
men all out in, just girls, just girls, only girls alloud,
and only girls on stage, just girls, just girls.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
I don't know how well that's going to go. There's
have they thought through that business plan? That's not the slide?
Is that? What's just the slide? What's got the slide? Yeah?
Where's the slide? The Singapore slide? I think that might
be stilettos when you touched on it before it?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Do you guys have that mate and your group of
friends that's just oddly quiet, doesn't really check to form
in that much, but the moment you get inside a
strip club, it's like, I don't know, Heaven to them
and he's just a little bit too much comfort.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Strip essential a couple in here. Anyone in the group
ever been aroused physically actually in a strip club? I
have percent apart.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
From without a lappie, without a lappie, has anyone been
to a strip club by themselves and sat at the
back arounsd.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Matt As you've gone very quiet there. No, I've definitely
been aroused by this six weeks before, is it?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
You know?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Like I've seen a situation that I was familiar with
that it wasn't in the strip club. It was similar
to your story Jerry about walking past an Amsterdam shop
front window. A similar situation, just not in Amsterdam.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
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Speaker 3 (22:21):
In that is sophisticated, so sophisticated music. There's an arm
chair on stage at Stiletto's. Oh wouldn't it?
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Is the idea that you get strapped into that?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
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Speaker 3 (22:51):
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Speaker 3 (22:58):
Hey, it's not club risks that you don't go with
you with your partner and play risk with other people.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, because that is just a just be the French
version of it, obviously.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Club risk.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Immerse yourself in the adure of a fully equipped bar.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Well, you'd hope it would be fully equipped just a bar.
It's a fully equipped bar, so what does that mean.
It's got a sink, it's got a washing machine, it's
it's fully equipped, fully equipped with glasses.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
All this podcasters made me want to go to a
strip club. So maybe you feel as we eat on
down to show girls this morning?
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Is it twenty four to seven? Show girls? Oh god?
What do they do? Like a continental breakfast down there?
They used to do a lunch, didn't they. Friday I
saw this.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I saw the US politician that had been rumbled recently
for spending campaign donations on extrip clubs, and his excuse was, yeah,
they served lunch there.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
So I was just taking some people out for lunch.
What's the difference with there's a nude person on stage?
Were you serving lunch?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
We were there for the food, the food, the chicken wings,
are very good at that.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
He was.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
It was not It was a full strip club, and
I thought she won't remember. For some reason, I don't
like the idea of eating food.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Well, there's a dropper in front of me. No, it'll
put you off your breakfast, won't it. Yeah, nudity and food.
It's although then he and I had some sushi off
your back once? Was that you and sushi off my back?
On me eating sushi off your back? Did that work
for you? It wasn't bad. It wasn't bad. Yeah, I've
(24:35):
sort of. It wasn't the worst meal I've had. I'll
just on Dean and the dipping sauces. Interesting way we
put the soy sauce on you. But but crack lit
a hole in the back, I said.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
A text a text Dean, and I said, we're telling
the full WITCHI Pooh story on the pod today, and
he goes, I'll be sure to check that out.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
Oh well, helloaded Dean the gal Dean.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Anyway, before I was rudely interrupted about nutmeg, a friend
of mine took some nut near and then spent the
next two years of his life feeling like I do now.
Where you're watching the room from the other side where
you're experiencing life from the other side of the room,
and apparent wasn't that fun?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
All right? It wasn't my mate day. No, it wouldn't
have been. No, it was rough. Nobody wants to be dislocated, Yeah, discombobulated, dislocated,
disconnected from reality. This would be a perfect time for
me to commit a murder. Actually, I think I could.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
I could the way I'm feeling now, I could probably
commit a murder and feel less culpable for it, if
you know what I mean, who are you thinking? Technically insane?
Speaker 3 (25:37):
Got anyone in mind or anyone you guys want to off?
I don't have a look at the office there. There's
a few people out there, hence man name like pantsman
g Lane? What about g Lane? Nice do his life favor? Actually,
maybe I will murder g Lane for it. Yeah, and
probably has gotten in touch and actually they'd be a
(25:59):
nice thing to do. That would be nice thing to do.
I don't know how you take g Lane down there.
I think you'd go. I think you'd hard to take
down Lane, My god.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
I think you could take like four or five shots
from the shotgun and still keep coming in here.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Just clapping his hands.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
I mean, he killed a brain tumor like it was nothing.
Can you imagine what He's not going to go down
light now anyway?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
All right, so three forreak three, we'll talk about function
on your out.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Right app Oh my god, the phones are lighting up. Yeah,
we just can't get to those today, unfortunately, Sorry about that.
All right, okay, then seem busy.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
I think we've answered most of those questions that you
hear today about Wichipo.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Just the one question remains for tomorrow's show. Where was
the slide It Strict Club? Yes, let us know in
the conclave follow us It was in.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
The octagon.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah, and then a year oldie building with some white
steps leading up to it.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
It eliminates about two percent of the buildings.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
And yeah, you can ask the magician Concertino because he's
coming in tomorrow Constantina Concertina Constantino.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
And if Witchi poo's listening, then please reach out to
us with you Witchy Poo, to see what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And I'd be fascinated to know what she's up to. Yeah,
she'd be she'd be in a relationship with children, no doubt,
and would and would.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Just be interesting to see if she continued with the
witchipoo motif.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
Oh, sorry, she'd be a mom.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I thought you just said she'd be in a relationship
with children.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, she'ld be should be a mother, she'd be a mom.
It flies on Wichipoo.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I just say this sixy music I've been playing for
the second half of this podcast, Tuesday, change the mood.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Sixty Tuesday. We need to bring back sixty Tuesday where
we all just take our pants off. And should we
bring the Chauzi Tuesday. We used to do the show
on a.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
I'd love to do that no offense, but I feel
like I undermined Mett's Nutmeg story. Like it helped out
with the stripping stories a lot, but Matt's nut Meg
story I struggled to take seriously.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I was actually wanted to share details of my mental
health struggles since something sick last week.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
But you want to play. You can tell us all
about those where you go, turn off the music, turn
it off, and I'm done. Okay, we'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
We'll see you tomorrow with more on which he poo tomorrow,
The Mint and Jerry the Sport parton
Speaker 4 (28:16):
M HM
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