October 17, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Cross onto your knees.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I know that's what I said. I said I got
a lot on the desktop, and they're like, I always
copy it over. He's sure, because if I lose that,
I don't know what I'll do. It's where I keep everything.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
They don't go into your history. Welcome on to the
Unnamed Podcast. It's Friday, the eighteenth of October twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Does it need a name? Doesn't need a name? Is
it gonna? Does it make you want to listen or
not listen anymore? They called the job sniffing potty or
the dude's routing potty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I like the fact that it doesn't have a name.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, so do I? So do I?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Can I just say something really quickly? Sorry, boys, I've
got a haircut at ten past nine. Oh yeah, so
that's in six minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I'm just going to sub out halfway through this point.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Real, that's real hate thing to do with the agenda?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is past nine you've put for you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like when you're booking that, Yeah? Or did they you say, wow,
I've got a job that finishes eleven?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, there are there are appointments available at eleven. Yeah,
there are appointments available all day. I just thought this
was the kind of the best time to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You thought ten past nine was the best time to
do us to go and get your hair well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, I thought this was something that we just kind
of do. And then if we're here, we're here, and
if we're not, we're not.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And and you dropped dilly in it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Who is your manager?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who was my man?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know, because whoever it is appalling.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think it might be Toddy. It's Pixy Cambell and
he's on the purse, so it should be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's hard to cosmopolitics.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What haircut? Are you going for the low tape of fade?
Are you going for the burst fade? Or are you
just going to go for something equally is what's the court?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Is the corporate mullet? Get a perm get a perm.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The corporate mullet Deli, you're running a corporate mullet. Yours
is actually getting closer to a bogain like an actual mullet.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
When was the last time you washed your hair gel?
And it's dangerously greasy?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No I washed it. I washed it quite recently. But
it's just all over the place.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It looks so greasy. What have you got that? What
the hell is the match?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Greasy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What's a that ship?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, it's greasy, DELI can you come around here, fella?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And then just obviously, just what is it? Obviously?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you put button there at the end of the
podcast whenever they're done product?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, I do, but I haven't put product in ages
because I just wear a hat.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, okay, but it looks like you've got I mean,
look all right, so you guys all right, have a
good haircut.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See, yeah, I don't hope not. I don't walk in
front of a trucker and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Careful caf out there, be safe, be safe, dilly, get guys,
how are you? Yeah? Good? A breath of fresh year?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And yeah, so much. He's so much more pleasant to
look at it, because because I find it mas' his
eyes quite shifty. He shifts between up and down. It
can't look him in the eye.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah so Dilli though, on the other hand, look at
that he look you in the eye looking he looks
fri of yourself. That's how he pushed and sold all
that turn up mc goldie. Oh yeah right. He knows
how to look straight into your soul and how to
fifty five thousand dollars out of you?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, dilly, was it you and the toilets at for
two thirty yeesterday afternoon? Brushing your teeth? No not me,
No, no no.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I was trying to think back if I've actually ever
done that before. I've had brushed my teeth at work,
but it's always been like first thing in the morning, right,
like if I'll go to the gym before work kind
of thing and then shower, then then I'll brush my.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Teeth because we have showers here obviously, so.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That's the only time I would never done the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I started thinking wildly why the reasons why? I mean,
the most obvious one is a big pass up lunch
and a meeting afterwards. You're trying to get rid of
the smell.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But there workplace hookups.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Correct, Because I was in the toilet that's used as
the dogging toilet, the cottaging toilet, you know, the one
that that's the public one that we found a lot
of these mills, and.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The one that you destroy most days.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, and the disabled is used for hookups, mainly gay
hook ups, which is totally fine. They can up whatever.
But I was thinking brushing the teeth was getting rid
of any sort of bodily fluid that may have ended
up in the mouth. So I started my mind started
going on. And then because I was admittedly a very
untimely ablution for me at too, I was having a dump.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's not what do you mean? That's not untimedly for you.
It's all I have. I've known you for what thirty years?
Longer than thirty years, and in that time, there is
no set time for your dumps. I mean they come
at all times.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm trying to I'm trying my hardest to try. And
it's a weird time of day.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I know so many a day though, like why why
are you going so many times? Have you been to
the doctor recently? Actually you have? Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Good story, share myself on too close. I fit it
down hospital after that, that's too no, So yeah, unusual
unusual like brushing tea at work. Sure, in the mornings,
I get it, DELI. If you're going to the gym,
maybe seven eight in the morning, but too thirty in
the afternoon, something vigorously brushing, And I could tell they
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we're doing their tongue as well, because I.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Was like, oh, I was doing your tongue. Yeah, okay,
So it wasn't worth electric toothbushi.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Years ago when we first started on The Hicky Breakfast
Show here with Laura mcgoldrich met me twenty fourteen. At
that time, my now twelve year old was two, just
a little less than two, and he would wake up
dangerously early. He was a really annoyingly punishing sleeper, and
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so I was leaving early in the morning, and Toolsey
was like, every time if i'd leave, you just hear
the door like clack, and he'd wake up straight away
at five and then tells he be like, oh God,
I've got this punishing a little kid from five is awake,
So could you please just sleep until six thirty or
six forty five, No, five o'clock awake, ready to go ty.
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He should have been sleeping more. So she was like
teld he was like, stop cleaning. I wasn't allowed to
have a shower anymore in the morning. She banned me
from having showers before I left to go to work
because it would wake him up, or cleaning my teeth
or doing anything basically other than creeping out of the
house every morning. So I'd have to use the back
door to try and not make any noise. And so
(06:02):
I started cleaning my teeth at work in the morning
because I can't face the day without clean teeth. And
I'd do it in the in the kitchen sink, and
it caused a lot of problems. Yeah, I can imagine
Laura matt ended up having a word to me about it.
But I was like, here's my thinking around us again,
(06:23):
because I understand I stopped immediately when they told me
this is disgusting. Can you stop doing this? I'm like, yeah, sure,
But I thought to myself, they said, you know, you're
spitting in the sink. I would spit in the sink
and I would clean my teeth in the sink. But
then I'd give it a good solid yeah, i'd have
I ran it with hot water. By the time I
finished my thing. I've got some pretty hot water going
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on there, and I gave it a good clean. I
didn't like leave my shit lying in the sink. I
cleaned it. I cleaned it afterwards. So what's really the
difference between brushing your teeth and using the sink and
putting your glass and cleaning out your glass, which have
also been using in the or cleaning out your old
food scraps in the sink. What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think it's more the act of the kind of
a spitting thing at the side of it. I think
that's probably even though it's not really bodily fluis. It's
just the paste to mixed with your salie.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's just the idea of it. Maybe discuss other people,
But actually, if you really got down to the nitty
gritty of it, by the time I'd finished doing my
ablutions in that sink and cleaned the sink, I think
the sink was an exactly the same condition, maybe better
condition than when I actually started doing the allutions.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I find it quite ironic that Matt Heath pulled you
up that that was discussing, because often I've seen Matt
Heath early in the mornings and half of his face
is covered in a white powder around his mouth. And
I asked him one day, I was like, how can
you get toothpaste all over your face? Like what are
you doing? And he goes, I'm just brushing my teeth.
(07:50):
And then I got roomed with him on acc tour
and I saw him brushing his teeth. He's got an
electric toothbrush, and he brushes his teeth with his mouth open,
so it goes just like it's like someone with a grinder,
you know, like a grinder and they've got the water
on it and all the bits are flying everywhere. Yeah,
He's like that, it's going over the mirror, all over
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the sink, and all over his face. And I'm like,
this is why it's going over your face. You're brushing
with your mouth open. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He does a lot of things badly with his mouth open. Yeah,
he does. He does do a lot of things with him.
He sleeps with his mouth open. And because he's got
such a huge tongue, his tongue comes.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
He has to brush his teeth of his mouth because
of his his tongue is so massive.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's not just long.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's why it's a big tongue.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's like not kiss long, you know what I mean.
It's not Jeane Simmons, but it's just a mass. It's
a massive muscle and it just goes when he flops
it out every down and then you're like, Jesus, have
you ever.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Seen one of those seacumbers? But you see sometimes if
you go snorkling in the tropics. You know that down
they're like a bag, so it's like a sea slug.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You pick it up and you put it like pretenants
you're WILLI, and you squeeze it and.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Exactly what you do that that is what his tongue
is like I want to say it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's like we're all thinking of the same.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Jump totally what you do with that that is his
That is the same size as his tongue. Imagine living
with that horrific disability. You know, we we all.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Most of it though, isn't he's a good go of it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Amazing? He's broadcasting with that tongue. It's like a it's
like playing cricket with one arm. Seeds to do the
same thing. It's like playing international cricket with one arm.
Is like broadcasting with that tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, that's what he's done it remarkably well then, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And to get as far as he has.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Should we take a break and come back in a
moment and we're back.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, they've updated the artwork in the studio. Now it's
just you look, you look a bit lonely there, You
look look look actually a bit sad.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I know, well, I looked sad in that marketing photo
anyway shared it before.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Wrong with your shoulders? You look like plaidst and small?
What's wrong with your shoulders?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well? Look, what's what's you look like?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Matt Watson?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I look like I have aids. Wow in that photo.
It's a terrible photo.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That is what's wrong with they've given it. It's hard
to explain. It looks like they photoshopped your head onto
the body of Matt Watson, but they haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's because it's a it's a fishy irelens. It's taken
with trying to be like the beast boys of Communication cover.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I suspect they could surround you by friends. So those
of you who listen to the podcast, there's a big
screen in the studio. It did have the Met and
Jerry Show with a cross through Matt's face yep, which
was confusing for you because I still see the Matt
and Jerry Show and now they've replaced it with Jeremy
Wells and friends. Yeah, but you're on your own. I
know you've got no friends.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I know it's humiliating, but you should have seen the
one before. So I like to not make comment on
the sort of thing because slipper slopes. Ultimately, it doesn't matter,
you don't, but I don't care. And when I look
at that image there at the radio Hardecke promotion at
the moment Jeremy Wells and friends, I just I'm filled
with sadness. I'm filled with sadness for myself, but I
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choose to block that out, like a lot of things
in my life. Sorry for breaking it up there, That's okay.
I don't know. I don't mind talking about it because
I can remove myself from the realities of it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I'm not sure if you noticed, but off the back
of your comment about it does look quite depressive. We
actually because it's on a timer, it's on a schedule.
We had it switched off for your.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Show this morning.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
It wasn't on, but obviously we forgot to switch off
for the podcast, so it's pop back up again.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's okay, July. As I said, I I
take no offense and I don't Ultimately, I don't care.
But before it's said, Jerry, you should have seen the
one before, so the original one that came out. I
don't know who made this, so I don't want to
I don't want to share on someone's work. You know,
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someone else obviously put some work into doing this and that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Work.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No, but I'm grateful for any work that anyone wants
to do anything, you know, because I can't. I can't
be fuck doing it. So but before it said Jeremy
Wells and friends. That was way smaller, and there was
a giant gap where the friends would be and there
was no one. And at least they made the name bigger,
and they've actually changed it. This is the second version
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of it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They can at least put a little like a little
mania's head or my head.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just even if you had the silhouettes of people with
Christian marks over it, yeah, you know, it would be something.
But this is just this is not That is Jeremy Wells.
That is not. I don't want to feel myself in
the third person. But when I look at that, it's
not I don't see myself. I see something completely different.
But that is that is just me there without anything
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else around, like that is sad. You feel sorry for
me there, don't you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I do.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I feel sorry for me. I do. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's what I mean. You don't look overly happy.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, I don't, and can we do that. I think
we need to change that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I think we do.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Should I say something? Or is that really annoying? Can
someone else say something?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
On my behind? I think a deli can be your messenger.
Maybe can you say, look, it's making me unhappy?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It is actually in charge of but fair, it's just
can we get another photo? Yeah? Actually, why don't they
just not do it? Just don't put it up like,
don't don't even bother with it.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I did upload a photo of it to the conclave
the other day for all those wondering what it does
look like. Yeah, Jumie Wells and Friends with the notably
absent friends.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Thanks a lot for uploading that Deli. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This weekend going to Auckland FC on Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes, yep, me too, but very different experiences. I'm going
to the port to let fleers off and you're in
the lounge with Christph Luxen.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, I'm with excuse me, I'm with the people. Your people,
well people, I'm in the south stand. I'm with the people. Yeah,
I was south stand.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, that's the way the porters, that's where the supporters.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You're going to be okay with Dilly. Yeah, I'll be fine.
Are you sure? Yeah? You're not going with Gelain, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You got to be there early though. You're going to
be there like three o'clock at Lily World.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Absolutely yeah. Are you Are you sure you want to
go to Julane? Have you been to a sports event
with Julane?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I've been to many esports move gent.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I've been given carte blanche from Nick Becker. See he goes,
I don't. He said, let's be clear. If you do
anything illegal, I'm going to say, I don't know you
at all, but if you bring some noise, then that's fine,
but remember break the law. I don't know. I don't
know you. I haven't talked to you, haven't text you,
I've never met with you. I'm like, yeah, seems fair.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You have been given carte blanche. You've been giving cart
I've known Nick Becker for as long as I've known you,
actually longer, and he's insane. I need to give him
a text. He should not be giving you cut blanche.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
There is a reason on the back of your ticket
or on the terms and conditions of your ticket. Megaphones
and amplification devices are banned. That was never on the
tickets before until Paul Ford and I took a megaphone
to a Test match and absolutely ruined Michael Slater's life
for eight hours at the base in reserve. We've got
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a trespass order. Trespassed us from the base in reserve,
took the megaphone off us, and then and then they
I can never forget. The next day there was the
prohibited items like chili beans, all the usual boring shit,
and then they'd got a handwritten with a piece of
duct tape. Megaphones were doing, we were doing commentary, We
were commentating the game. This was early acc would.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Have been so annoying for all the other people who
were there.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
They loved it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh sure, sure they loved it. They all loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
There was a rain delay and we commentated seagulls for
about forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I loved it. People absolutely, I love your I love
your taking it. No, people loved it. They were telling
us that they loved the fucking loved it. Yeah, there
were there's about thirty percent less tickets sold the next day,
but people just loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I also we tested the limits at the base in Reserve,
on mobility scooters because when I was working at Zidiy
and we did the mobility Scooter five hundred where I
bought ten mobility scooters and we every city we set
up a course and you could raise the mobility scooters.
Need to dress as an old person, like a nightgown
and a work and everything, glasses and it was just
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a fucking stupid fun. But I had all these mobility
scooters in Wellington at our flat. So I said to four,
should we go down to the basement to the test
match and a mobility scooter? Oh yeah. I had to
let us in, don't they Because we're we're a disability
mobility scooter.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The have to.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So we go in and we're like driving along and
they stop us because you can't bring those in with
but not goes you're clearly not disabled, and then Paul
goes he looked over at me and I just crumpled
into my seat. I started making noises and the guy goes, don't, don't, don't,
and I made a massive scene and he goes, Okay,
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get inside, don't make any trouble, And so we drove
it and then we just did laps of the ground
and our mobility and then we did four laps but
I don't then they kicked us out.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh it's the perfect ground, the base reserve for mobility.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Doing laps and we're just going pass away into the
crowd just laughs and mobility scared. Fuck we were annoying.
Yeah you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Nick Meeker, CEO of Auckland says, giving you carte blanche
to be really annoying.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, not annoying, just you know, just not passionate, passionate.
It's going to be good because I think they're encouraging
the port he and Independent Supporters group. They've got this
big air horn that goes off at four o'clock and
we do the march from Lily World down to the seats,
so everyone gets there at once, so all you know,
two or three thousand at once in the stand singing
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for thirty minutes before kickoff. It's going to be epic.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
What are you singing? Do we get to make the
chance on the.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Day song sheets that have gone out they're going to
hand out there.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Called them to hire an umpi band because I thought
when we were in the beer fest, I thought the
umpire band was one of the best things ever.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm proting im posting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Might seem a bit Nazi rally at a New Zealand
sports event.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
We'll tell you what. We've really owned the mun away.
We've we've you know, we've owned Hitler's salute and turned
it into the runaway. We have taken that off him.
So maybe if we can, maybe we take back Charlie
Chaplin's mustache and the Muna wave and we're set.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
If it's a it's Auckland f C supporters group that
we're Hitler mustache is.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no. Charlie Chaplin, Charlie,
Charlie Chaplin got his mustache taken by Hitler. Okay that
this is one of the big injustices that it's now
known as has when it was really Charlie's.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But you know that, you know they've got the in
Sri Lankan cricket, they've got the they have the horn
section and the Yeah you know it sounds good.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it gives it brings a vis it definitely brings
a vis It's better than playing a vict like full
volume punishing thing like that.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah. I reckon, I reckon trumpets like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
A big band on bones. Yeah, and that's why that's
that's why the Bamiami trumpeter works. You know, it's it's
a lone trumpeter. He'll play a bit of a tune
and then everyone sings along. It's not overbearing, it's not
forced fun and you know it's get some humor to
it as well. We know when England and getting hammered,
they played the last post and they all stand up,
take their hats off. You know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, I think there's something in that. Yeah, something in
the Auckland seat on par band have passed off?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Do you reckon all the Phoenix fans are getting with
all this attention that they're getting, they must be like.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They must be seething. Well, yeah, let's hope that the
Phoenix don't do as well as they did last year. Well,
they did very well last year, isn't they.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There's a derby and I think two or three weeks time,
two weeks time in Wellington, the first of the derby's
in Wellington, and then I think three weeks after that
it's back in Auckland for another derby, all before Christmas.
So that's going to be good because I want this,
I want this to be a proper, proper rivalry back
back like in the early nineties Auckland Why Keado rem
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shield challenges where you know they had to separate the fans.
You know what I mean that kind of that's what
I want. I want to see all that.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I want to Oh yeah, yeah, Well, I'm quite excited
about the fact that there's a new franchise coming out
that's that hasn't got its own culture yet, so it's
starting from scratch. As you said, you've got Carte Blanche,
which is concerning I've got some skin in the game.
I've got my skinners that I know the CEO, I
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know the guy who's running the promotions part of it
Carte Blanche, and I know the guy who's doing some
on field halftime entertainments.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He's getting That's why he's getting a sweet new fade.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Rehearsals today.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
What do you think? What do you think he's gonna wear?
He's going to wear something fucking stupid. No, No, he
wear the utanat Jersey. But will he wear those stupid
Beggie jeans? You know?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Reckon? He should wear super short shorts like Ossie Rules shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes, he should turn into it. He should turn into
a characterature Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
A hard hat because the other day when he was
doing the video that we did the Double Team. Yeah,
the Double Team where those guys were trying to save
GOLs and it turns out quite a hard thing to do. Man.
They kick it hard, Like, yeah, it's much harder than
you think. So Mashi was doing a speech to cameras
and a hard hat. I was like, actually, that's quite
a good luck with the Auckland f C jersey and
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particularly some short shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And also when people start throwing shit at him, which
always happens to the MC if he gets close to
the they will start throwing stuff at him. If he's
got a hard hat, yeah you take it, or.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A second road, just something. He's got to have some.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Kind of Yeah, he's got to have something. So he's
got to be something that and they'll see him aga
he's Mashi, hard haired with the small shorts.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Are they knights?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's their the Knights is their kind of nickname. Auckland
f C. It's not done as the as the Knights
at all, but I think that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, yeah, because there's those those things that you know,
people in Middle and the Middle Ages used to be
with the helmets with the nose thing that came down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They were quite protective of the nose.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Weren't they.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, they were, and then it's kind of like a
steel bucket but weather.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah. Did anyone I wonder in the Middle Ages ever, Oh,
I mean, of course they did, ever get saved by
their helmets and an arrow to the nose like that
went down and went into the nose and then slipped off.
I would have thought it would go into the nose,
slipped to the side and go into your face.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, maybe maybe you should put a buck of the sword,
a sword to the sword, just to stop it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh, God, clean shot to the any any part of
a sword to the the eye. Those battles look like
a bad time. I was confusing with the battles. What
confused me is how you knew who was on what side? Yes,
because it got messy there oftentimes in the mud.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah. I watched Napoleon and I saw that as well.
Everyone's swinging swords. There must have been a lot of
friendly fire. I think the thing you swinging and whoever's
in front of you is did meet.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well often if you were in a fight with someone
with a sword, battle one on one, what's just surely
at that point you're vulnerable to someone just coming up
and smacking you in the back, in the back, stabbing you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, it wasn't good time.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Did you not? Was that not done? Did you not
stare people on the back.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't think there was any rules around that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
They had cauite a lot of rules around what because
the weird part about those battles is that they were
all organized like you would all turn up your eyes,
go forward and do your thing, and then after the
battles over, that was up. You didn't things didn't happen afterwards.
So you won battles and territory based on a day
of fighting. It only ever lasted for a short period
of time.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The first weird the first team to turn around and run,
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It was with surrender in the end, with just depending
on if you knew that you're just getting smoked. You
needed to keep you keep your people so you if
you were getting completely destroyed. You couldn't just keep going
until every single person was decimated. That wasn't That wasn't
the way forward because you still had to have an
army afterwards, build an army.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So we suggesting mash goes in a full night of
the realm armored suit.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, there's getting a bit crusadery.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, true, true, very true.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
We did ask if there was a mascot on the way,
and they said there is something in the works. I
don't think it's going to be the day one though.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I've heard about though, a T shirt cannon that they
got made in the States, which is more of a tank.
It's requires, it's got like tank wheels. That's not one
of those lame as the lame ones. Yeah, this one
is like a it's full. It's like a little tank
with a cannon on the front.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Foll Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Look out for that, look out for the the juiced
up T shirt.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Literally cannon dangerous in the hands of the wrong person.
I met Heath when he smashed turmbat in the face,
in the neck and the neck. That was terrible. From
close range, that would could.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Have killed him in the throat a little bit closer,
had n't just the least.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Bug After that he was bugger all right, Well that's us.
So yeah, what are you doing? You're going to that?
Obviously you've got the cap blanche.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I've got the cap blonche. On the Saturday afternoon Sunday,
I'm running a beer pong competition at the Norsell Rugby Club,
so that should be interesting. Hence, well the beer pong
tables are missing and half the beers from the A SEC.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Studio I wanted it.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, so that's who they are. So that's my
weekend playing bit of golf tonight with So I've clocked
fatherhood by the way, and I've told you this, but Dali,
if you're ever thinking of having kids and you've got
people kids that are into golf, my two boys, I
can't play with them together because they abuse each other
too much and it's not a place to abuse, you know.
The golf courses are not a place to be negative.
(25:38):
When someone dufts a shot, you can't go. I like that.
Well that's what happens with my two boys, just backing
into each other that you suck, you know, ship part,
all that kind of stuff. So like, right, you guys
can't play together. So I've now got this live hack
where I play nine holes with the seven year old
on a Friday night, I play nine holes with the
twelve year old on Sunday night. Okay, so I get
eighteen holes in each weekend under the guys have been
(25:58):
a good parent. I think I think I clopped it.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
That's smart.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, that's guess that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I'm gonna write that one.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Down like that. Okay, okay, right, thanks Jillie, no thanks,
no worries.
Cross onto your knees.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I know that's what I said. I said I got
a lot on the desktop, and they're like, I always
copy it over. He's sure, because if I lose that,
I don't know what I'll do. It's where I keep everything.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
They don't go into your history. Welcome on to the
Unnamed Podcast. It's Friday, the eighteenth of October twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Does it need a name? Doesn't need a name? Is
it gonna? Does it make you want to listen or
not listen anymore? They called the job sniffing potty or
the dude's routing potty.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I like the fact that it doesn't have a name.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, so do I? So do I?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Can I just say something really quickly? Sorry, boys, I've
got a haircut at ten past nine. Oh yeah, so
that's in six minutes.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
So I'm just going to sub out halfway through this point.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Real, that's real hate thing to do with the agenda?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Is past nine you've put for you?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Like when you're booking that, Yeah? Or did they you say, wow,
I've got a job that finishes eleven?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, there are there are appointments available at eleven. Yeah,
there are appointments available all day. I just thought this
was the kind of the best time to do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You thought ten past nine was the best time to
do us to go and get your hair well.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
No, I thought this was something that we just kind
of do. And then if we're here, we're here, and
if we're not, we're not.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
And and you dropped dilly in it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Who is your manager?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Who was my man?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know, because whoever it is appalling.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I think it might be Toddy. It's Pixy Cambell and
he's on the purse, so it should be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
All right, Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
It's hard to cosmopolitics.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
What haircut? Are you going for the low tape of fade?
Are you going for the burst fade? Or are you
just going to go for something equally is what's the court?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Is the corporate mullet? Get a perm get a perm.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The corporate mullet Deli, you're running a corporate mullet. Yours
is actually getting closer to a bogain like an actual mullet.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
When was the last time you washed your hair gel?
And it's dangerously greasy?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No I washed it. I washed it quite recently. But
it's just all over the place.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
It looks so greasy. What have you got that? What
the hell is the match?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Greasy?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
What's a that ship?
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, it's greasy, DELI can you come around here, fella?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
And then just obviously, just what is it? Obviously?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Do you put button there at the end of the
podcast whenever they're done product?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, I do, but I haven't put product in ages
because I just wear a hat.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, okay, but it looks like you've got I mean,
look all right, so you guys all right, have a
good haircut.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
See, yeah, I don't hope not. I don't walk in
front of a trucker and.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Careful caf out there, be safe, be safe, dilly, get guys,
how are you? Yeah? Good? A breath of fresh year?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
And yeah, so much. He's so much more pleasant to
look at it, because because I find it mas' his
eyes quite shifty. He shifts between up and down. It
can't look him in the eye.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah so Dilli though, on the other hand, look at
that he look you in the eye looking he looks
fri of yourself. That's how he pushed and sold all
that turn up mc goldie. Oh yeah right. He knows
how to look straight into your soul and how to
fifty five thousand dollars out of you?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey, dilly, was it you and the toilets at for
two thirty yeesterday afternoon? Brushing your teeth? No not me,
No, no no.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I was trying to think back if I've actually ever
done that before. I've had brushed my teeth at work,
but it's always been like first thing in the morning, right,
like if I'll go to the gym before work kind
of thing and then shower, then then I'll brush my.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Teeth because we have showers here obviously, so.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That's the only time I would never done the afternoon.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I started thinking wildly why the reasons why? I mean,
the most obvious one is a big pass up lunch
and a meeting afterwards. You're trying to get rid of
the smell.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
But there workplace hookups.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Correct, Because I was in the toilet that's used as
the dogging toilet, the cottaging toilet, you know, the one
that that's the public one that we found a lot
of these mills, and.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
The one that you destroy most days.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Yeah, and the disabled is used for hookups, mainly gay
hook ups, which is totally fine. They can up whatever.
But I was thinking brushing the teeth was getting rid
of any sort of bodily fluid that may have ended
up in the mouth. So I started my mind started
going on. And then because I was admittedly a very
untimely ablution for me at too, I was having a dump.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's not what do you mean? That's not untimedly for you.
It's all I have. I've known you for what thirty years?
Longer than thirty years, and in that time, there is
no set time for your dumps. I mean they come
at all times.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm trying to I'm trying my hardest to try. And
it's a weird time of day.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I know so many a day though, like why why
are you going so many times? Have you been to
the doctor recently? Actually you have? Yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Good story, share myself on too close. I fit it
down hospital after that, that's too no, So yeah, unusual
unusual like brushing tea at work. Sure, in the mornings,
I get it, DELI. If you're going to the gym,
maybe seven eight in the morning, but too thirty in
the afternoon, something vigorously brushing, And I could tell they
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we're doing their tongue as well, because I.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Was like, oh, I was doing your tongue. Yeah, okay,
So it wasn't worth electric toothbushi.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Years ago when we first started on The Hicky Breakfast
Show here with Laura mcgoldrich met me twenty fourteen. At
that time, my now twelve year old was two, just
a little less than two, and he would wake up
dangerously early. He was a really annoyingly punishing sleeper, and
(05:19):
so I was leaving early in the morning, and Toolsey
was like, every time if i'd leave, you just hear
the door like clack, and he'd wake up straight away
at five and then tells he be like, oh God,
I've got this punishing a little kid from five is awake,
So could you please just sleep until six thirty or
six forty five, No, five o'clock awake, ready to go ty.
(05:40):
He should have been sleeping more. So she was like
teld he was like, stop cleaning. I wasn't allowed to
have a shower anymore in the morning. She banned me
from having showers before I left to go to work
because it would wake him up, or cleaning my teeth
or doing anything basically other than creeping out of the
house every morning. So I'd have to use the back
door to try and not make any noise. And so
(06:02):
I started cleaning my teeth at work in the morning
because I can't face the day without clean teeth. And
I'd do it in the in the kitchen sink, and
it caused a lot of problems. Yeah, I can imagine
Laura matt ended up having a word to me about it.
But I was like, here's my thinking around us again,
(06:23):
because I understand I stopped immediately when they told me
this is disgusting. Can you stop doing this? I'm like, yeah, sure,
But I thought to myself, they said, you know, you're
spitting in the sink. I would spit in the sink
and I would clean my teeth in the sink. But
then I'd give it a good solid yeah, i'd have
I ran it with hot water. By the time I
finished my thing. I've got some pretty hot water going
(06:44):
on there, and I gave it a good clean. I
didn't like leave my shit lying in the sink. I
cleaned it. I cleaned it afterwards. So what's really the
difference between brushing your teeth and using the sink and
putting your glass and cleaning out your glass, which have
also been using in the or cleaning out your old
food scraps in the sink. What's the difference.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I think it's more the act of the kind of
a spitting thing at the side of it. I think
that's probably even though it's not really bodily fluis. It's
just the paste to mixed with your salie.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
It's just the idea of it. Maybe discuss other people,
But actually, if you really got down to the nitty
gritty of it, by the time I'd finished doing my
ablutions in that sink and cleaned the sink, I think
the sink was an exactly the same condition, maybe better
condition than when I actually started doing the allutions.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I find it quite ironic that Matt Heath pulled you
up that that was discussing, because often I've seen Matt
Heath early in the mornings and half of his face
is covered in a white powder around his mouth. And
I asked him one day, I was like, how can
you get toothpaste all over your face? Like what are
you doing? And he goes, I'm just brushing my teeth.
(07:50):
And then I got roomed with him on acc tour
and I saw him brushing his teeth. He's got an
electric toothbrush, and he brushes his teeth with his mouth open,
so it goes just like it's like someone with a grinder,
you know, like a grinder and they've got the water
on it and all the bits are flying everywhere. Yeah,
He's like that, it's going over the mirror, all over
(08:12):
the sink, and all over his face. And I'm like,
this is why it's going over your face. You're brushing
with your mouth open. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
He does a lot of things badly with his mouth open. Yeah,
he does. He does do a lot of things with him.
He sleeps with his mouth open. And because he's got
such a huge tongue, his tongue comes.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
He has to brush his teeth of his mouth because
of his his tongue is so massive.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
It's not just long.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
It's why it's a big tongue.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
It's huge.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
It's like not kiss long, you know what I mean.
It's not Jeane Simmons, but it's just a mass. It's
a massive muscle and it just goes when he flops
it out every down and then you're like, Jesus, have
you ever.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Seen one of those seacumbers? But you see sometimes if
you go snorkling in the tropics. You know that down
they're like a bag, so it's like a sea slug.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
You pick it up and you put it like pretenants
you're WILLI, and you squeeze it and.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Exactly what you do that that is what his tongue
is like I want to say it.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's like we're all thinking of the same.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Jump totally what you do with that that is his
That is the same size as his tongue. Imagine living
with that horrific disability. You know, we we all.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Most of it though, isn't he's a good go of it.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Amazing? He's broadcasting with that tongue. It's like a it's
like playing cricket with one arm. Seeds to do the
same thing. It's like playing international cricket with one arm.
Is like broadcasting with that tongue.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, that's what he's done it remarkably well then, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
And to get as far as he has.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Should we take a break and come back in a
moment and we're back.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah, they've updated the artwork in the studio. Now it's
just you look, you look a bit lonely there, You
look look look actually a bit sad.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I know, well, I looked sad in that marketing photo
anyway shared it before.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Wrong with your shoulders? You look like plaidst and small?
What's wrong with your shoulders?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Well? Look, what's what's you look like?
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Matt Watson?
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I look like I have aids. Wow in that photo.
It's a terrible photo.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
That is what's wrong with they've given it. It's hard
to explain. It looks like they photoshopped your head onto
the body of Matt Watson, but they haven't.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's because it's a it's a fishy irelens. It's taken
with trying to be like the beast boys of Communication cover.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I suspect they could surround you by friends. So those
of you who listen to the podcast, there's a big
screen in the studio. It did have the Met and
Jerry Show with a cross through Matt's face yep, which
was confusing for you because I still see the Matt
and Jerry Show and now they've replaced it with Jeremy
Wells and friends. Yeah, but you're on your own. I
know you've got no friends.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I know it's humiliating, but you should have seen the
one before. So I like to not make comment on
the sort of thing because slipper slopes. Ultimately, it doesn't matter,
you don't, but I don't care. And when I look
at that image there at the radio Hardecke promotion at
the moment Jeremy Wells and friends, I just I'm filled
with sadness. I'm filled with sadness for myself, but I
(11:04):
choose to block that out, like a lot of things
in my life. Sorry for breaking it up there, That's okay.
I don't know. I don't mind talking about it because
I can remove myself from the realities of it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
I'm not sure if you noticed, but off the back
of your comment about it does look quite depressive. We
actually because it's on a timer, it's on a schedule.
We had it switched off for your.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Show this morning.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
It wasn't on, but obviously we forgot to switch off
for the podcast, so it's pop back up again.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's okay, July. As I said, I I
take no offense and I don't Ultimately, I don't care.
But before it's said, Jerry, you should have seen the
one before, so the original one that came out. I
don't know who made this, so I don't want to
I don't want to share on someone's work. You know,
(11:46):
someone else obviously put some work into doing this and that.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Work.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
No, but I'm grateful for any work that anyone wants
to do anything, you know, because I can't. I can't
be fuck doing it. So but before it said Jeremy
Wells and friends. That was way smaller, and there was
a giant gap where the friends would be and there
was no one. And at least they made the name bigger,
and they've actually changed it. This is the second version
(12:13):
of it.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
They can at least put a little like a little
mania's head or my head.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Just even if you had the silhouettes of people with
Christian marks over it, yeah, you know, it would be something.
But this is just this is not That is Jeremy Wells.
That is not. I don't want to feel myself in
the third person. But when I look at that, it's
not I don't see myself. I see something completely different.
But that is that is just me there without anything
(12:39):
else around, like that is sad. You feel sorry for
me there, don't you.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I do.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I feel sorry for me. I do. That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
That's what I mean. You don't look overly happy.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
No, I don't, and can we do that. I think
we need to change that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I think we do.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Should I say something? Or is that really annoying? Can
someone else say something?
Speaker 2 (12:55):
On my behind? I think a deli can be your messenger.
Maybe can you say, look, it's making me unhappy?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
It is actually in charge of but fair, it's just
can we get another photo? Yeah? Actually, why don't they
just not do it? Just don't put it up like,
don't don't even bother with it.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
I did upload a photo of it to the conclave
the other day for all those wondering what it does
look like. Yeah, Jumie Wells and Friends with the notably
absent friends.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Thanks a lot for uploading that Deli. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This weekend going to Auckland FC on Saturday night?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Yes, yep, me too, but very different experiences. I'm going
to the port to let fleers off and you're in
the lounge with Christph Luxen.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, I'm with excuse me, I'm with the people. Your people,
well people, I'm in the south stand. I'm with the people. Yeah,
I was south stand.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Yeah, that's the way the porters, that's where the supporters.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You're going to be okay with Dilly. Yeah, I'll be fine.
Are you sure? Yeah? You're not going with Gelain, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
You got to be there early though. You're going to
be there like three o'clock at Lily World.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Absolutely yeah. Are you Are you sure you want to
go to Julane? Have you been to a sports event
with Julane?
Speaker 4 (14:00):
I've been to many esports move gent.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I've been given carte blanche from Nick Becker. See he goes,
I don't. He said, let's be clear. If you do
anything illegal, I'm going to say, I don't know you
at all, but if you bring some noise, then that's fine,
but remember break the law. I don't know. I don't
know you. I haven't talked to you, haven't text you,
I've never met with you. I'm like, yeah, seems fair.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You have been given carte blanche. You've been giving cart
I've known Nick Becker for as long as I've known you,
actually longer, and he's insane. I need to give him
a text. He should not be giving you cut blanche.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
There is a reason on the back of your ticket
or on the terms and conditions of your ticket. Megaphones
and amplification devices are banned. That was never on the
tickets before until Paul Ford and I took a megaphone
to a Test match and absolutely ruined Michael Slater's life
for eight hours at the base in reserve. We've got
(14:59):
a trespass order. Trespassed us from the base in reserve,
took the megaphone off us, and then and then they
I can never forget. The next day there was the
prohibited items like chili beans, all the usual boring shit,
and then they'd got a handwritten with a piece of
duct tape. Megaphones were doing, we were doing commentary, We
were commentating the game. This was early acc would.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Have been so annoying for all the other people who
were there.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
They loved it.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Oh sure, sure they loved it. They all loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
There was a rain delay and we commentated seagulls for
about forty five minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I loved it. People absolutely, I love your I love
your taking it. No, people loved it. They were telling
us that they loved the fucking loved it. Yeah, there
were there's about thirty percent less tickets sold the next day,
but people just loved it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
I also we tested the limits at the base in Reserve,
on mobility scooters because when I was working at Zidiy
and we did the mobility Scooter five hundred where I
bought ten mobility scooters and we every city we set
up a course and you could raise the mobility scooters.
Need to dress as an old person, like a nightgown
and a work and everything, glasses and it was just
(16:09):
a fucking stupid fun. But I had all these mobility
scooters in Wellington at our flat. So I said to four,
should we go down to the basement to the test
match and a mobility scooter? Oh yeah. I had to
let us in, don't they Because we're we're a disability
mobility scooter.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
The have to.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So we go in and we're like driving along and
they stop us because you can't bring those in with
but not goes you're clearly not disabled, and then Paul
goes he looked over at me and I just crumpled
into my seat. I started making noises and the guy goes, don't, don't, don't,
and I made a massive scene and he goes, Okay,
(16:46):
get inside, don't make any trouble, And so we drove
it and then we just did laps of the ground
and our mobility and then we did four laps but
I don't then they kicked us out.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Oh it's the perfect ground, the base reserve for mobility.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Doing laps and we're just going pass away into the
crowd just laughs and mobility scared. Fuck we were annoying.
Yeah you.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Nick Meeker, CEO of Auckland says, giving you carte blanche
to be really annoying.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
No, not annoying, just you know, just not passionate, passionate.
It's going to be good because I think they're encouraging
the port he and Independent Supporters group. They've got this
big air horn that goes off at four o'clock and
we do the march from Lily World down to the seats,
so everyone gets there at once, so all you know,
two or three thousand at once in the stand singing
(17:32):
for thirty minutes before kickoff. It's going to be epic.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
What are you singing? Do we get to make the
chance on the.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Day song sheets that have gone out they're going to
hand out there.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Called them to hire an umpi band because I thought
when we were in the beer fest, I thought the
umpire band was one of the best things ever.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I'm proting im posting.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Might seem a bit Nazi rally at a New Zealand
sports event.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
We'll tell you what. We've really owned the mun away.
We've we've you know, we've owned Hitler's salute and turned
it into the runaway. We have taken that off him.
So maybe if we can, maybe we take back Charlie
Chaplin's mustache and the Muna wave and we're set.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
If it's a it's Auckland f C supporters group that
we're Hitler mustache is.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
No no, no, no, no, no, no no. Charlie Chaplin, Charlie,
Charlie Chaplin got his mustache taken by Hitler. Okay that
this is one of the big injustices that it's now
known as has when it was really Charlie's.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
But you know that, you know they've got the in
Sri Lankan cricket, they've got the they have the horn
section and the Yeah you know it sounds good.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yeah, it gives it brings a vis it definitely brings
a vis It's better than playing a vict like full
volume punishing thing like that.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah. I reckon, I reckon trumpets like.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
A big band on bones. Yeah, and that's why that's
that's why the Bamiami trumpeter works. You know, it's it's
a lone trumpeter. He'll play a bit of a tune
and then everyone sings along. It's not overbearing, it's not
forced fun and you know it's get some humor to
it as well. We know when England and getting hammered,
they played the last post and they all stand up,
take their hats off. You know.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, I think there's something in that. Yeah, something in
the Auckland seat on par band have passed off?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Do you reckon all the Phoenix fans are getting with
all this attention that they're getting, they must be like.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They must be seething. Well, yeah, let's hope that the
Phoenix don't do as well as they did last year. Well,
they did very well last year, isn't they.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
There's a derby and I think two or three weeks time,
two weeks time in Wellington, the first of the derby's
in Wellington, and then I think three weeks after that
it's back in Auckland for another derby, all before Christmas.
So that's going to be good because I want this,
I want this to be a proper, proper rivalry back
back like in the early nineties Auckland Why Keado rem
(20:00):
shield challenges where you know they had to separate the fans.
You know what I mean that kind of that's what
I want. I want to see all that.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I want to Oh yeah, yeah, Well, I'm quite excited
about the fact that there's a new franchise coming out
that's that hasn't got its own culture yet, so it's
starting from scratch. As you said, you've got Carte Blanche,
which is concerning I've got some skin in the game.
I've got my skinners that I know the CEO, I
(20:28):
know the guy who's running the promotions part of it
Carte Blanche, and I know the guy who's doing some
on field halftime entertainments.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
He's getting That's why he's getting a sweet new fade.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Rehearsals today.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
What do you think? What do you think he's gonna wear?
He's going to wear something fucking stupid. No, No, he
wear the utanat Jersey. But will he wear those stupid
Beggie jeans? You know?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Reckon? He should wear super short shorts like Ossie Rules shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yes, he should turn into it. He should turn into
a characterature Yeah, and.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
A hard hat because the other day when he was
doing the video that we did the Double Team. Yeah,
the Double Team where those guys were trying to save
GOLs and it turns out quite a hard thing to do. Man.
They kick it hard, Like, yeah, it's much harder than
you think. So Mashi was doing a speech to cameras
and a hard hat. I was like, actually, that's quite
a good luck with the Auckland f C jersey and
(21:29):
particularly some short shorts.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
And also when people start throwing shit at him, which
always happens to the MC if he gets close to
the they will start throwing stuff at him. If he's
got a hard hat, yeah you take it, or.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A second road, just something. He's got to have some.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Kind of Yeah, he's got to have something. So he's
got to be something that and they'll see him aga
he's Mashi, hard haired with the small shorts.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Are they knights?
Speaker 2 (21:51):
That's their the Knights is their kind of nickname. Auckland
f C. It's not done as the as the Knights
at all, but I think that's the idea.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Okay, yeah, because there's those those things that you know,
people in Middle and the Middle Ages used to be
with the helmets with the nose thing that came down. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
They were quite protective of the nose.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Weren't they.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Yeah, they were, and then it's kind of like a
steel bucket but weather.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Yeah. Did anyone I wonder in the Middle Ages ever, Oh,
I mean, of course they did, ever get saved by
their helmets and an arrow to the nose like that
went down and went into the nose and then slipped off.
I would have thought it would go into the nose,
slipped to the side and go into your face.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah, maybe maybe you should put a buck of the sword,
a sword to the sword, just to stop it.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Oh, God, clean shot to the any any part of
a sword to the the eye. Those battles look like
a bad time. I was confusing with the battles. What
confused me is how you knew who was on what side? Yes,
because it got messy there oftentimes in the mud.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah. I watched Napoleon and I saw that as well.
Everyone's swinging swords. There must have been a lot of
friendly fire. I think the thing you swinging and whoever's
in front of you is did meet.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Well often if you were in a fight with someone
with a sword, battle one on one, what's just surely
at that point you're vulnerable to someone just coming up
and smacking you in the back, in the back, stabbing you.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Yeah, it wasn't good time.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Did you not? Was that not done? Did you not
stare people on the back.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't think there was any rules around that.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
They had cauite a lot of rules around what because
the weird part about those battles is that they were
all organized like you would all turn up your eyes,
go forward and do your thing, and then after the
battles over, that was up. You didn't things didn't happen afterwards.
So you won battles and territory based on a day
of fighting. It only ever lasted for a short period
of time.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
The first weird the first team to turn around and run,
Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:43):
It was with surrender in the end, with just depending
on if you knew that you're just getting smoked. You
needed to keep you keep your people so you if
you were getting completely destroyed. You couldn't just keep going
until every single person was decimated. That wasn't That wasn't
the way forward because you still had to have an
army afterwards, build an army.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
So we suggesting mash goes in a full night of
the realm armored suit.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, there's getting a bit crusadery.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Yeah, true, true, very true.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
We did ask if there was a mascot on the way,
and they said there is something in the works. I
don't think it's going to be the day one though.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
I've heard about though, a T shirt cannon that they
got made in the States, which is more of a tank.
It's requires, it's got like tank wheels. That's not one
of those lame as the lame ones. Yeah, this one
is like a it's full. It's like a little tank
with a cannon on the front.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Foll Okay, So.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Look out for that, look out for the the juiced
up T shirt.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Literally cannon dangerous in the hands of the wrong person.
I met Heath when he smashed turmbat in the face,
in the neck and the neck. That was terrible. From
close range, that would could.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Have killed him in the throat a little bit closer,
had n't just the least.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Bug After that he was bugger all right, Well that's us.
So yeah, what are you doing? You're going to that?
Obviously you've got the cap blanche.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I've got the cap blonche. On the Saturday afternoon Sunday,
I'm running a beer pong competition at the Norsell Rugby Club,
so that should be interesting. Hence, well the beer pong
tables are missing and half the beers from the A SEC.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Studio I wanted it.
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, yeah, so that's who they are. So that's my
weekend playing bit of golf tonight with So I've clocked
fatherhood by the way, and I've told you this, but Dali,
if you're ever thinking of having kids and you've got
people kids that are into golf, my two boys, I
can't play with them together because they abuse each other
too much and it's not a place to abuse, you know.
The golf courses are not a place to be negative.
(25:38):
When someone dufts a shot, you can't go. I like that.
Well that's what happens with my two boys, just backing
into each other that you suck, you know, ship part,
all that kind of stuff. So like, right, you guys
can't play together. So I've now got this live hack
where I play nine holes with the seven year old
on a Friday night, I play nine holes with the
twelve year old on Sunday night. Okay, so I get
eighteen holes in each weekend under the guys have been
(25:58):
a good parent. I think I think I clopped it.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
That's smart.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, that's guess that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I'm gonna write that one.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Down like that. Okay, okay, right, thanks Jillie, no thanks,
no worries.
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