October 22, 2024 • 25 mins
Today on the podcast, the fellas are joined by Ben Hurley, and they find themselves down a 'Gottage' hole...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I want to talk about pajama parties.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh, I'm sure we can get to that, like sexy
pillow fights, that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, nice ladies.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I don't remember. There was something of city yesterday that
let me think about it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, that sounds good. Here we go, boys, Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Love the Unnamed podcast. It's Weirdnesday, the twenty third of
October twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yes, Ben Hurley's here, rud Is here, meshes.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here too, Yes, up fuckers y.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, it's nice to be nice to be part of
the spike in ratings for no reason.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Why there's a spike in ratings because Ben Hurley's here?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's all it takes. You get a bit of I mean,
Ben Hurley comes with high wattage. That's the thing. The
name being Hurley, that that's a big that's a big
brand name right there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I used to hate my name, and then somebody said
to me recently, it sounds like a stage name or
something like a made up name.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What did you hate about your name?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just didn't think it was very good. But apparently
everyone hates their name. I did a seven sharp story
a couple of weeks ago, about probably a couple of
months ago. Now eighty percent of people want to change
their name, but no one does.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you know what Ben Hurley to me, sounds like
a fun name. Ben is a friendly, cuddly name, Ben.
Benjamin's always been a cuddly You're a cuddly sort of
a guy. And Hurley sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. Well, do you know what did us a lot
of good us? Hurley's that's skatee brand.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was going to say, it feels like you. I
could purchase one of you from the Amazon Surf and
Skates store.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
There was a time when that first came out, or
Sidney Fist came to New Zealand, a lot of people
would get me a hoarly T shirt for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I can see what they've done there, I bet so.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Speaking of names, I mean, your name is interesting, Mesh
the north Canomy Mudfish. Now that's you know. Are you
happy with that name?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No, I'm not happy with that name. I've expressed my
disappointment today on the radio show about that name that
for some reason, you guys have.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Thought that it was either that or or the Tadpole shrimp.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, no, it was neither of those two. I'm not
sure where you've got these ideas from. Is this some
kind of correspondence coming out of the North Keneby region
that you've.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, there is, there's been. There's been a number of
people have been in touch with me who knew you
back in the day, and they said, you do realize
that we used to call Finn Caddy. I was like,
who's Finn Keddy and then they're like, it was it's me.
Was like, oh, mesh, okay, his name's Fin Kendy. Didn't
Apparently they used to call you the North Canoby mudfish
and I was like, well, you know, we called them
the North Canny mudfishers. I was like, why do they
(02:31):
call them that? And I was like, well, I have
a guess, And I was like, okay, it was.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was quite funny yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, I've seen the messages.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
After the show yesterday, we walked out of the studio
and Taylor Montoya was out in there, isn't it. Taylor
Curtis was yes, and she was out there, and everyone
just weirdly ignored me after that, but fair enough. But
I overheard Jerry explained why you are called man and
when you say it out loud, it sounds so lame.
(03:03):
Why is it called mesh because he looks like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, that's why I got going that name.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But he still don't like mashed potato. Yeah, it'd stuck
because it's it's you know, when when a name is accurate.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It sticks exactly. I think it doesn't. It doesn't suit
you as well now that you're slim. Yeah, you used
to look a lot more like mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is what I've been trying to change my nickname
for the longest time.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I hope that the nickname didn't didn't like it wasn't
the thing that the motivator, Yeah, the motivator for losing weight.
Wasn't the nickname.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, that was it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, wow, maybe that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah that was you were the only reason actually.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And now you can go back to your original nickname,
the North Canterbury mudfitch.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what it is funny is when so as
we've discussed, and that's not my real name, by the way,
the North Canaburary mudfish. That's not what I've never even
heard that I've never even heard that before.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Really maybe they called you behind your back.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, I might not. My friends wouldn't have done that.
That's too good.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We heard what you did down by the way.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So I was at a meeting for Auckland c because
I'm doing that. We've talked about it briefly. I'm doing
that him seeing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, the Auckland differences, the seas.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Him seeing wonder all well and good. A lot of
confusion around what name I should be going by. Yeah,
some real issues there. Mash a little bit kind of
I don't know, abstract for a m seeing gig. You know,
it's hard, you know, like if I'm introducing myself, you know,
my name is Mash, it's not quite the same.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You could do a hybrid if you're worried about it
sounding informal, and you could just say your name's Mash Candy.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I could say that, Ben, but I still feel
like it doesn't really fixed fix the issue.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What about Finn and then an inverted commas Mash and
then Keddy It's like then Mash Kendy.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I just go with Mesh. Yeah, just one like it's
catchy like sheer people. Yeah, like people remember that sort
of stuff, you know, like our nicknames. A nickname like that,
it's a great gift because it's so it's such a man.
Everybody loves Mesh. Everybody loves Mesh potato. It's it's a
(05:11):
it's a really good it's it rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But I mean, we've had two high wattage guests in
here over the last couple of days. We've had Andrew
Fagan and before that we had Eric Idol. And there's
just something about shaking your hand and looking someone in
their eye. I mean, Taylor Curtis is another great example
from yesterday. I don't there's just something happens. You can
see the look behind someone's eyes when you say, hey,
my name's Mesh. When you introduce yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's just you guys don't understand the level heard you properly.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
But if you just exactly what I'm saying, speak up,
you know, and so hi, I'm Mash, then they'd be like,
you know, and I think I always introduce you as
Mesh as well. I mean you if you follow it
up with Mash and then you hear it twice, and it's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You've got to be confident and then say like that,
say something like, my name's mesh. It's short for Masta
or mester Man masturbator.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I think you should go with your old name, with
the North Canabury Mudfish. I think nobody will even forget that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But sorry, you want me Okay, well again, you said
Taylor Curtis as an example. You want me to walk
up to Tailor Cutis and go, Hi, I'm the North
Cannby Mudfish.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Hi, my names. Some people call me the North Cannibury Mudfish.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That seems to make me so happy to witness that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I just feel like a common greade, idea common sense. Yeah, anyway,
enough about me, What about you boys? What's going on
in your world here?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Can we pitch this new nickname slash old? No, we're
not pitching to your lovely part of Laura. No, no,
she does not call me the North Canterbury Mudfish. And
if she does, and then we say to her, you
know that that is that, she'll go that makes sense?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, exactly. She'll be like, now I'm putting two I
T together.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Doesn't she call you my little mudfish?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Muddy mud? Come over here, maney do that to me
again muddy. Don't do that, muddy, I don't feel like
that today money Jerry.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You know people aland when he goes up on screen
next week, can that be the mud.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hit the mudfashion out and about with the Mudfisher. That's
pretty good. You've got to say it's memorable. You'll never
forget that, Like no, because you know body is wanting
to try and get a name that cuts through that.
That's what everybody wants.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Welcome along to go Media Stadium on this truly historic event.
My name is the North Gnaby Mudfash and I'll be
your hostess.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I'm happy with the mudfish. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Because he probably needs should down to the mudfish because
otherwise Awkland see it's like, why is this nord worried involved?
It's too confusing, there's too many I don't think the gyen.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't think the geography is what's going to confuse people.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I think the mudfishes, the mudfish. I know what that
guy's up to. He's a mudfish. Yeah, sure, gotcha. I
know what he likes.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And it just when you say that, what what do
you think the mudfish means? I think we've got different ideas.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
To say it. It's obvious, means everyone knows what it means.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The mudfish.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
He's a mudfish.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Is it like a sexual thing?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, so long as it's not a sexual thing.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's like, I mean, some people would call it sexual.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, let's take a break and come back with something
fucking else.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Please, Welcome back to the Unnamed Podcast mud Fisher's and attendance.
Ben Hurley Ruder present.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Thanks mate, absolutely what was.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Can we do? What?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Did you have a nickname growing up?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Not really, I've always gone by my last name or Hurls.
I certainly don't introduce myself that way. I was in
a cricket team once that called me Rumble because because
there was there used to be Jerry or remember this guy,
Ben Rumble Communications.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Maybe you too, Ruder, Ben Rumble Communications year with the
head yea, it had the headphones over.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's right. But Ben Rumble, he did his own ads
being Rumble. It was like the first sort of seller
of cell phones in his own Rumble communication, remember well,
and so yeah, it was being Ben Rumble and then
just Rumble.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, Wow, that's really obscure, isn't it was.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was just for one summer one cricket team.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, but Rumble's quite a cool nickname.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
I'm moving from Jim Street, No More House and some
biggest communication show room in New Zealand. And to celebrate,
I'm slashing the price of this transportable cellular phone from
twelve hundred and fifty dollars to six ninety nine see
with preen connection with one hundred and twelve dollars and
up to one hundred dollars free airtime. And there's more.
I'm offering this Telecom Liberty cordless phone at two hundred
and forty nine dollars plus free calculator where seventy ninety
(10:17):
five and free spot the Dog worth nineteen ninety five.
Ben Rumble Communications, Victoria Street and Morehouse the top deals,
top Service.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's an MPP, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's an MPP.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You know me. You know, we talked about it earlier
on Today The Best of Us.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh do you think so? He definitely has MPP.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He gives me MPP vibes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, he does. beIN Rumble definitely if you can see him.
Can you see him there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I could see him.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, he's definitely MPP vibes.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Don't you reckon, I'm going to kind of see it.
There's so many been rumbles on YouTube, though, guys, shall
we just listen to them? All?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's good?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I mean, what about this one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
This was that one I loved, I loved transportable cellular phone.
What other sort is that?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Flip over this tiny start tag? Oh this is amazing.
So what the ad that we played before that was
nineteen ninety two pre cell your little device, and now
we're heading nineteen ninety nine and listen to been rumble
here advertised some kind of like Knoki, a two ten
looking thing.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Rumble being rumbled, mumble, Flip over this tiny start tak
now available on go prepaid only two forty nine, was
seventy five dollars free, the audio bills, no contract.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Tiny phone.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
She'll flip ben rubbleedations, top deals, top seven rumble, She'll
flip being rumbleed.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So yeah, he blew large over the Canterbury Telecommunications sales landscape,
didn't he?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah? I mean rumble Well, yeah, I was in Taranaki,
so we got those ads there, so did you?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah? Okay, because he was never an Auckland.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Never an Ackland, any think I've seen them.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Never an Auckland.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Did your parents name you being after being Rumble?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
No? No, I predate the ben Rumble stores existing.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, so that would have been the ninety seven ninety
eight cricket season or maybe ninety No, no, it's ninety
only a bigger pattern.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, yeah, no rumble and rumble Rumble
never made the big smoke.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's interesting. Someone told me that, Actually it was Hillary
Barry told me that gotta get a garage, got to
get a cottage, got to get a skyline. Was never
an Auckland. She'd never seen that ad before.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hold on, I've seen that ad.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, you've seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That was definitely an Auckland.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, yeah, that's that cool.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Got to get a skyline, skyline and got to get
a cottage because the cottage is a garage cottage.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's right. And that jingle was written by that guy
who's written almost all the jingles and yeah New Zealand
Radio and TV.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. I remember there was a sim
Sharp story on him, wasn't he.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
From single Garages are big garages even gottages. Skyline has them.
Are designs Colors construction for a free information packed phone
eighty three four thousand Skyline.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Should we call that number?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Eighty three four thousand.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Imagine you imagine you're out of an evening and you
have a connection with a beautiful lady and you ask
your back to your cottage. Do you reckon you'd go
come back to the cottage?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't think you. I don't think you sell it
like that. I thought you were going to say, and
she asked me a number and it's an eight hundred
number that would be way more concerned.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
If you would like to talk to a Skyline sale
please dial one. If you would like to talk about
Skyline Factory, please dial two one doll three for the
Skyline Design department, and for any other inquiries, please dial zero.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
If you would like to talk to the Auckland sales branch,
please dial one for the Hamilton sales branch.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'm going to get a cottage.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
See if they still sell them.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
I don't know if I still do them, they'd sell them.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
This is not good.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Love. Just hang up on us what they didn't even
want us.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Twice in two days we've been to hang up on
what there you go, We've got to get a garage.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What we call them back?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What is a cottage?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It's a garage.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It's a kind of like a sleepout, but made up
of garage.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think they call them a tiny cabin now a
tiny home?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, okay, see it out of garaging material. But it
looks like a cottage.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What makes a material? Kind of garage focused on a corrugated.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think it's made out of in this sense skyline.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Well, the other part about it is, is it like
a garage that you still that you have bids and
a toilet.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
They used to call them dwarf houses, but now they
have to jesus excuse me beat that. Yeah that's not okay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, are they calling us back?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
No, No, that's not calling us back.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Can you call them back?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You want me to call them again?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Twenty three four thousand, Maybe we go to Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You think Hamilton's or did you just did you do zero?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
He did one? He did?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So what do we think what's the most likely region
to be selling a cottage in twenty twenty four year? Again?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, like Tim's Valley.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
It's it's sort of a portable buildings.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
If you would like portable.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
One, if you would like to talk to are.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You sure you want?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You should say? Are your cottage is good for mobile labs?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Apartment?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are you sure you want sales? Please?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What about just zero? Any other inquiries?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Here we go zero general other information?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Does no one work at Skylights? I guess it's seventeen
minutes past nine.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Good morning, Scotland Buildings speaking.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Good morning, Jodie, how are you? It's Jeremy Wells here
from the unnamed podcast The North caneby Mudfishes here as well,
and Ben Heillies here as well, and Jeremy Pickford. We
were just talking about the Skyline and how are you.
We're talking about the Skyline ad and we started talking
about gottages and we were playing the ad and then
we got the eight hundred number and we're just wanting
(16:35):
to clarify exactly where there's an argument in the group.
What exactly is a gottage?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I don't know. I'm I'm just like a messaging service.
I'm not actually at Skyline.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
What would you if you had to guess, what do
you think a gottage would be?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Do you get many inquiries?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
For god?
Speaker 10 (17:01):
I don't know what do I think it could be?
I don't know, Like I imagine like a garage, but
I know that that's not right. But it's something to
do with a garage for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well we thought it was a garage cottage sort of hybrid,
but we weren't sure whether there was a toilet in
the bathroom in it or they would have to be
separate or not.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
No, surely in it.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A garage door.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh yeah, a good point. Does they have a garage door?
It's a front door.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, we are pretty we're general consensus. Are they're really
good for mobile p libs?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Right? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, managed to something. I find the greatest New Zealander here.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
I'm not a New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I know we can't tell that we have claimed.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
In New Zealand. Yeah, I'm very British. But yeah so
I I mean I can get Skyline to give you
a call back if you do want to ask them.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, so number is eight hundred. Yeah what h au
are a k I?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What is it? What is the number? What are the numbers?
You know?
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Or they can five lovely.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can text us on three two three six.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
No, that's the number.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Three three for eight three.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
What is this podcast called?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's called the Unnamed Podcast. That sounds dodgy, but that's
what it is called.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's actually it's got a lot of listeners for some reason.
It's been a weird spike that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We're trying to figure out why.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
What's this episode called?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
This one's called got to Get a carriage, got to
get a cottage, got to get a skyline?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It will be.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
That's amazing.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
I'm going to listen to it, so I hope I
make it onto your podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
There is no editthing that goes on in this podcast.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Yeah, I have a good day, and I will try
and get him to give you a call back.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Thanks, Great New Zealander.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay, so we're no closer to finding out garage.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Are they getting so many calls that they have to
employ messaging service or so few? That's what I would think.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
They just don't pick up the phone. They need to
employ a messaging service.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I mean they did. Look, I don't know how many
customer service teams are going to stay on the phone
when you introduce yourself as Jimmy Wells and I've got
the North Canibury mudfash to the left of me and
you know, feeling across from me, and and a guy
called ruder to the right at meet like, I think
that was very impressive that they stayed on the line there.
I think that's incredible work there from the stary.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, I didn't want to blindside her with you know,
a whole lot of I thought that it's good to
announce yourself. And also there was the incident from yesterday
that occurred with remember when we had the person on
the phone and we didn't say that we were on Yeah,
do you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Want to that?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Do you want to talk more about that?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We can't talk more about it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yesterday when there was a takeover of a youth facility
Justice Youth Justice, and you said your name that and
you called them they hung up immediately.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, Yeah, well that's I think you've got to say
who you are and where you're from. Otherwise it's a
bit I don't know, Blacky's phone line learnacy sort of vibe.
But also you need to say who you are. Yeah,
of course legally.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Can someone there'll be someone listening to this podcast at
some point has either owned or their parents invested in
a cottage.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I think I think I've been party to a cottage.
If you could reach out to us in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Via the conclave on just search for the conclave on
on Facebook, which is the Heady Briefs podcast discussion group,
and put some photos in there because should come beat
to these tomorrow, because I'm sure there are some great
cottages out I.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Do love the thought of the front door being a
small roller door.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's what I'm imagining. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I'm pretty sure it isn't that I'm I've had some.
I'm about ninety five percent sure that i had some
really sweety summer sex in a gottage really yep, in
the in the Bay of Plenty.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
This is one of the skyline I'm just holding up
my phone for people that can't see, which just everybody
listening to the Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's a gottage.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
So that's that skyline gottage that's got a run slider,
no windows.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
That's that's the kind of thing that you would expect.
That's like a it's almost like a prefabricated thing, little
part with a ranch slider on the front of it,
something that you would see.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You know what it is. It's a divorce den. That's
what that's sad divorced men going.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I can't call it that, can you?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think I have to be very careful about this.
But your mums ago you were just saying that you've
I'm not going to use the adjectives that you use,
but you involved from some memorius activity and it.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Got sweaty, sex and gottage.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So you're involved in some em restictivity in a gottage.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, hot, sweaty in the summer with a divorce. No, no, no,
it wasn't with the devl any mudfishing. No mud fishing,
No mud fishing, just chicken. Did you? Is that what
you wanted to know about? No?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, no, I wasn't going to ask you about the mudfishing.
I was both my hands are in there, okay, wow,
I was not going to ask you about mud fishing. What
I realized is you held up a photo of that
cottage there that is like a slightly more modern twist
on a cottage. And I also realized, just flocking through
my head, who's going to be listening to this podcast today,
that I've also had You've been involved in some memorous
(22:35):
activity in the cottage in the Corpoy region. Oh, you
have to twenty sixteene. Yeah, but no really definitely.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Be involved in amerous activity. You know how some people
have a garage attached to a sleepout. Definitely a few
of those. But no gottages on my insulated cottage left out.
Oh you've never had six in a cottage?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, I mean I've I fingered in a portalo if
that caravan? Have you done it in the caravan?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
What? Sorry? Been? What I think?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
We're trying to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Actually got plenty of time. You don't have to end
these The great thing that podcastings we want.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To we've got been through a round up after the news.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
No, no, no, this is a podcast. We don't have
anything we need. We call it now. If you've got
no songs about wow?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Okay, where where was the where was said?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Was the portaloo?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Sweetwater'sninety eight?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Was there?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Sweet Waters?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I wasn't in the portaloo with you there?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Do you know? Do you know her name?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You're assuming this is reader. She's just come in here
with these fucking seventies views.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well I did.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Could have been twenty twenty four, mate, WoT the name?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
She wind't was it as well? So it could have
been you're right. Actually, the assumption of just a woman
is probably fear beckon on thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah it was I legal still there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, disgusting back then, okay, were.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
I just want to know if it's someone you met
randomly at Sweetwater? No you so like a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You thought, you know what, we can't wait till we
get home.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's any mudfishing.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
My mouth.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
This is a career, end of this one where every
podcast is a career. Amazingly, it never seems to stop.
You think you think you've done this podcast, and you
think that your career is going to end as a result,
But oddly enough it just keeps going.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Russian Roulette though, isn't it One day someone's going to listen?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, it was the weird thing. Nobody seems to do
anything about it. It's quite amazing, shop boys, that was
a fun one. See you ladder all right, Love you sting,
stinking
I want to talk about pajama parties.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Oh, I'm sure we can get to that, like sexy
pillow fights, that kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah, nice ladies.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I don't remember. There was something of city yesterday that
let me think about it.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Okay, that sounds good. Here we go, boys, Okay, all right, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Love the Unnamed podcast. It's Weirdnesday, the twenty third of
October twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Yes, Ben Hurley's here, rud Is here, meshes.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here too, Yes, up fuckers y.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
No, it's nice to be nice to be part of
the spike in ratings for no reason.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Why there's a spike in ratings because Ben Hurley's here?
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Is that why?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I don't know. I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's all it takes. You get a bit of I mean,
Ben Hurley comes with high wattage. That's the thing. The
name being Hurley, that that's a big that's a big
brand name right there.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
I used to hate my name, and then somebody said
to me recently, it sounds like a stage name or
something like a made up name.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What did you hate about your name?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
I just didn't think it was very good. But apparently
everyone hates their name. I did a seven sharp story
a couple of weeks ago, about probably a couple of
months ago. Now eighty percent of people want to change
their name, but no one does.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Do you know what Ben Hurley to me, sounds like
a fun name. Ben is a friendly, cuddly name, Ben.
Benjamin's always been a cuddly You're a cuddly sort of
a guy. And Hurley sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. Well, do you know what did us a lot
of good us? Hurley's that's skatee brand.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was going to say, it feels like you. I
could purchase one of you from the Amazon Surf and
Skates store.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
There was a time when that first came out, or
Sidney Fist came to New Zealand, a lot of people
would get me a hoarly T shirt for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I can see what they've done there, I bet so.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Speaking of names, I mean, your name is interesting, Mesh
the north Canomy Mudfish. Now that's you know. Are you
happy with that name?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
No, I'm not happy with that name. I've expressed my
disappointment today on the radio show about that name that
for some reason, you guys have.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Thought that it was either that or or the Tadpole shrimp.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
No, no, it was neither of those two. I'm not
sure where you've got these ideas from. Is this some
kind of correspondence coming out of the North Keneby region
that you've.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, there is, there's been. There's been a number of
people have been in touch with me who knew you
back in the day, and they said, you do realize
that we used to call Finn Caddy. I was like,
who's Finn Keddy and then they're like, it was it's me.
Was like, oh, mesh, okay, his name's Fin Kendy. Didn't
Apparently they used to call you the North Canoby mudfish
and I was like, well, you know, we called them
the North Canny mudfishers. I was like, why do they
(02:31):
call them that? And I was like, well, I have
a guess, And I was like, okay, it was.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
It was quite funny yesterday.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes, I've seen the messages.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
After the show yesterday, we walked out of the studio
and Taylor Montoya was out in there, isn't it. Taylor
Curtis was yes, and she was out there, and everyone
just weirdly ignored me after that, but fair enough. But
I overheard Jerry explained why you are called man and
when you say it out loud, it sounds so lame.
(03:03):
Why is it called mesh because he looks like mashed potatoes.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Yeah, that's why I got going that name.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But he still don't like mashed potato. Yeah, it'd stuck
because it's it's you know, when when a name is accurate.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It sticks exactly. I think it doesn't. It doesn't suit
you as well now that you're slim. Yeah, you used
to look a lot more like mashed potato.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
This is what I've been trying to change my nickname
for the longest time.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I hope that the nickname didn't didn't like it wasn't
the thing that the motivator, Yeah, the motivator for losing weight.
Wasn't the nickname.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
No, that was it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh no, wow, maybe that's good.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah that was you were the only reason actually.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
And now you can go back to your original nickname,
the North Canterbury mudfitch.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You know what it is funny is when so as
we've discussed, and that's not my real name, by the way,
the North Canaburary mudfish. That's not what I've never even
heard that I've never even heard that before.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Really maybe they called you behind your back.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
No, I might not. My friends wouldn't have done that.
That's too good.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We heard what you did down by the way.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
So I was at a meeting for Auckland c because
I'm doing that. We've talked about it briefly. I'm doing
that him seeing.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Well, the Auckland differences, the seas.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Him seeing wonder all well and good. A lot of
confusion around what name I should be going by. Yeah,
some real issues there. Mash a little bit kind of
I don't know, abstract for a m seeing gig. You know,
it's hard, you know, like if I'm introducing myself, you know,
my name is Mash, it's not quite the same.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You could do a hybrid if you're worried about it
sounding informal, and you could just say your name's Mash Candy.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I could say that, Ben, but I still feel
like it doesn't really fixed fix the issue.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
What about Finn and then an inverted commas Mash and
then Keddy It's like then Mash Kendy.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I just go with Mesh. Yeah, just one like it's
catchy like sheer people. Yeah, like people remember that sort
of stuff, you know, like our nicknames. A nickname like that,
it's a great gift because it's so it's such a man.
Everybody loves Mesh. Everybody loves Mesh potato. It's it's a
(05:11):
it's a really good it's it rolls off the tongue.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
But I mean, we've had two high wattage guests in
here over the last couple of days. We've had Andrew
Fagan and before that we had Eric Idol. And there's
just something about shaking your hand and looking someone in
their eye. I mean, Taylor Curtis is another great example
from yesterday. I don't there's just something happens. You can
see the look behind someone's eyes when you say, hey,
my name's Mesh. When you introduce yourself.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's just you guys don't understand the level heard you properly.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
But if you just exactly what I'm saying, speak up,
you know, and so hi, I'm Mash, then they'd be like,
you know, and I think I always introduce you as
Mesh as well. I mean you if you follow it
up with Mash and then you hear it twice, and it's.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
You've got to be confident and then say like that,
say something like, my name's mesh. It's short for Masta
or mester Man masturbator.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
There we go.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
I think you should go with your old name, with
the North Canabury Mudfish. I think nobody will even forget that.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
But sorry, you want me Okay, well again, you said
Taylor Curtis as an example. You want me to walk
up to Tailor Cutis and go, Hi, I'm the North
Cannby Mudfish.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Hi, my names. Some people call me the North Cannibury Mudfish.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That seems to make me so happy to witness that.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I just feel like a common greade, idea common sense. Yeah, anyway,
enough about me, What about you boys? What's going on
in your world here?
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Can we pitch this new nickname slash old? No, we're
not pitching to your lovely part of Laura. No, no,
she does not call me the North Canterbury Mudfish. And
if she does, and then we say to her, you
know that that is that, she'll go that makes sense?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yeah, exactly. She'll be like, now I'm putting two I
T together.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Doesn't she call you my little mudfish?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Muddy mud? Come over here, maney do that to me
again muddy. Don't do that, muddy, I don't feel like
that today money Jerry.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You know people aland when he goes up on screen
next week, can that be the mud.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Hit the mudfashion out and about with the Mudfisher. That's
pretty good. You've got to say it's memorable. You'll never
forget that, Like no, because you know body is wanting
to try and get a name that cuts through that.
That's what everybody wants.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Welcome along to go Media Stadium on this truly historic event.
My name is the North Gnaby Mudfash and I'll be
your hostess.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I'm happy with the mudfish. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Because he probably needs should down to the mudfish because
otherwise Awkland see it's like, why is this nord worried involved?
It's too confusing, there's too many I don't think the gyen.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't think the geography is what's going to confuse people.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
I think the mudfishes, the mudfish. I know what that
guy's up to. He's a mudfish. Yeah, sure, gotcha. I
know what he likes.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And it just when you say that, what what do
you think the mudfish means? I think we've got different ideas.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
To say it. It's obvious, means everyone knows what it means.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The mudfish.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
He's a mudfish.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Really?
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Is it like a sexual thing?
Speaker 6 (08:39):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Okay, so long as it's not a sexual thing.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
It's like, I mean, some people would call it sexual.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Okay, let's take a break and come back with something
fucking else.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Please, Welcome back to the Unnamed Podcast mud Fisher's and attendance.
Ben Hurley Ruder present.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Thanks mate, absolutely what was.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Can we do? What?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Ben?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Did you have a nickname growing up?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Not really, I've always gone by my last name or Hurls.
I certainly don't introduce myself that way. I was in
a cricket team once that called me Rumble because because
there was there used to be Jerry or remember this guy,
Ben Rumble Communications.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Maybe you too, Ruder, Ben Rumble Communications year with the
head yea, it had the headphones over.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's right. But Ben Rumble, he did his own ads
being Rumble. It was like the first sort of seller
of cell phones in his own Rumble communication, remember well,
and so yeah, it was being Ben Rumble and then
just Rumble.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Okay, Wow, that's really obscure, isn't it was.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
It was just for one summer one cricket team.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, but Rumble's quite a cool nickname.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, but I think.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
I'm moving from Jim Street, No More House and some
biggest communication show room in New Zealand. And to celebrate,
I'm slashing the price of this transportable cellular phone from
twelve hundred and fifty dollars to six ninety nine see
with preen connection with one hundred and twelve dollars and
up to one hundred dollars free airtime. And there's more.
I'm offering this Telecom Liberty cordless phone at two hundred
and forty nine dollars plus free calculator where seventy ninety
(10:17):
five and free spot the Dog worth nineteen ninety five.
Ben Rumble Communications, Victoria Street and Morehouse the top deals,
top Service.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
He's an MPP, isn't he.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
What?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's an MPP.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
You know me. You know, we talked about it earlier
on Today The Best of Us.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Oh do you think so? He definitely has MPP.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
He gives me MPP vibes.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, he does. beIN Rumble definitely if you can see him.
Can you see him there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I could see him.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, he's definitely MPP vibes.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Don't you reckon, I'm going to kind of see it.
There's so many been rumbles on YouTube, though, guys, shall
we just listen to them? All?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's good?
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I mean, what about this one?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
This was that one I loved, I loved transportable cellular phone.
What other sort is that?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Flip over this tiny start tag? Oh this is amazing.
So what the ad that we played before that was
nineteen ninety two pre cell your little device, and now
we're heading nineteen ninety nine and listen to been rumble
here advertised some kind of like Knoki, a two ten
looking thing.
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Rumble being rumbled, mumble, Flip over this tiny start tak
now available on go prepaid only two forty nine, was
seventy five dollars free, the audio bills, no contract.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Tiny phone.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
She'll flip ben rubbleedations, top deals, top seven rumble, She'll
flip being rumbleed.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So yeah, he blew large over the Canterbury Telecommunications sales landscape,
didn't he?
Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah? I mean rumble Well, yeah, I was in Taranaki,
so we got those ads there, so did you?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Yeah? Okay, because he was never an Auckland.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Never an Ackland, any think I've seen them.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Never an Auckland.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Did your parents name you being after being Rumble?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
No? No, I predate the ben Rumble stores existing.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Oh that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yes, so that would have been the ninety seven ninety
eight cricket season or maybe ninety No, no, it's ninety
only a bigger pattern.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, yeah, no rumble and rumble Rumble
never made the big smoke.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
That's interesting. Someone told me that, Actually it was Hillary
Barry told me that gotta get a garage, got to
get a cottage, got to get a skyline. Was never
an Auckland. She'd never seen that ad before.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Hold on, I've seen that ad.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, you've seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
That was definitely an Auckland.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, yeah, that's that cool.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Got to get a skyline, skyline and got to get
a cottage because the cottage is a garage cottage.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
That's right. And that jingle was written by that guy
who's written almost all the jingles and yeah New Zealand
Radio and TV.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. I remember there was a sim
Sharp story on him, wasn't he.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
From single Garages are big garages even gottages. Skyline has them.
Are designs Colors construction for a free information packed phone
eighty three four thousand Skyline.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Should we call that number?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Eighty three four thousand.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Imagine you imagine you're out of an evening and you
have a connection with a beautiful lady and you ask
your back to your cottage. Do you reckon you'd go
come back to the cottage?
Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't think you. I don't think you sell it
like that. I thought you were going to say, and
she asked me a number and it's an eight hundred
number that would be way more concerned.
Speaker 8 (13:39):
If you would like to talk to a Skyline sale
please dial one. If you would like to talk about
Skyline Factory, please dial two one doll three for the
Skyline Design department, and for any other inquiries, please dial zero.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 8 (13:54):
If you would like to talk to the Auckland sales branch,
please dial one for the Hamilton sales branch.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I'm going to get a cottage.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
See if they still sell them.
Speaker 9 (14:05):
I don't know if I still do them, they'd sell them.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
This is not good.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Love. Just hang up on us what they didn't even
want us.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Twice in two days we've been to hang up on
what there you go, We've got to get a garage.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
What we call them back?
Speaker 2 (14:30):
What is a cottage?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
It's a garage.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
It's a kind of like a sleepout, but made up
of garage.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
I think they call them a tiny cabin now a
tiny home?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, okay, see it out of garaging material. But it
looks like a cottage.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
What makes a material? Kind of garage focused on a corrugated.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
I think it's made out of in this sense skyline.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Well, the other part about it is, is it like
a garage that you still that you have bids and
a toilet.
Speaker 5 (14:58):
They used to call them dwarf houses, but now they
have to jesus excuse me beat that. Yeah that's not okay.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, are they calling us back?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
No, No, that's not calling us back.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Can you call them back?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You want me to call them again?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Twenty three four thousand, Maybe we go to Hamilton.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
You think Hamilton's or did you just did you do zero?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
He did one? He did?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
So what do we think what's the most likely region
to be selling a cottage in twenty twenty four year? Again?
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, like Tim's Valley.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
It's it's sort of a portable buildings.
Speaker 4 (15:34):
If you would like portable.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
One, if you would like to talk to are.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
You sure you want?
Speaker 3 (15:40):
You should say? Are your cottage is good for mobile labs?
Speaker 8 (15:43):
Apartment?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Are you sure you want sales? Please?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Don't?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
What about just zero? Any other inquiries?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Zero?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Here we go zero general other information?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Does no one work at Skylights? I guess it's seventeen
minutes past nine.
Speaker 10 (16:08):
Good morning, Scotland Buildings speaking.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Good morning, Jodie, how are you? It's Jeremy Wells here
from the unnamed podcast The North caneby Mudfishes here as well,
and Ben Heillies here as well, and Jeremy Pickford. We
were just talking about the Skyline and how are you.
We're talking about the Skyline ad and we started talking
about gottages and we were playing the ad and then
we got the eight hundred number and we're just wanting
(16:35):
to clarify exactly where there's an argument in the group.
What exactly is a gottage?
Speaker 10 (16:44):
I don't know. I'm I'm just like a messaging service.
I'm not actually at Skyline.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
What would you if you had to guess, what do
you think a gottage would be?
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Do you get many inquiries?
Speaker 2 (16:59):
For god?
Speaker 10 (17:01):
I don't know what do I think it could be?
I don't know, Like I imagine like a garage, but
I know that that's not right. But it's something to
do with a garage for sure.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Well we thought it was a garage cottage sort of hybrid,
but we weren't sure whether there was a toilet in
the bathroom in it or they would have to be
separate or not.
Speaker 10 (17:23):
No, surely in it.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
A garage door.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh yeah, a good point. Does they have a garage door?
It's a front door.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah, we are pretty we're general consensus. Are they're really
good for mobile p libs?
Speaker 10 (17:41):
Right? Well?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Yeah, managed to something. I find the greatest New Zealander here.
Speaker 10 (17:49):
I'm not a New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I know we can't tell that we have claimed.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
In New Zealand. Yeah, I'm very British. But yeah so
I I mean I can get Skyline to give you
a call back if you do want to ask them.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
Yeah, so number is eight hundred. Yeah what h au
are a k I?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
What is it? What is the number? What are the numbers?
You know?
Speaker 10 (18:23):
Or they can five lovely.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
They can text us on three two three six.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
No, that's the number.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Three three for eight three.
Speaker 10 (18:32):
What is this podcast called?
Speaker 3 (18:33):
It's called the Unnamed Podcast. That sounds dodgy, but that's
what it is called.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
It's actually it's got a lot of listeners for some reason.
It's been a weird spike that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
We're trying to figure out why.
Speaker 10 (18:44):
What's this episode called?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
This one's called got to Get a carriage, got to
get a cottage, got to get a skyline?
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Actually?
Speaker 3 (18:52):
It will be.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
That's amazing.
Speaker 10 (18:57):
I'm going to listen to it, so I hope I
make it onto your podcast.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
There is no editthing that goes on in this podcast.
Speaker 10 (19:06):
Yeah, I have a good day, and I will try
and get him to give you a call back.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Thanks, Great New Zealander.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay, so we're no closer to finding out garage.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Are they getting so many calls that they have to
employ messaging service or so few? That's what I would think.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
They just don't pick up the phone. They need to
employ a messaging service.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I mean they did. Look, I don't know how many
customer service teams are going to stay on the phone
when you introduce yourself as Jimmy Wells and I've got
the North Canibury mudfash to the left of me and
you know, feeling across from me, and and a guy
called ruder to the right at meet like, I think
that was very impressive that they stayed on the line there.
I think that's incredible work there from the stary.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Well, I didn't want to blindside her with you know,
a whole lot of I thought that it's good to
announce yourself. And also there was the incident from yesterday
that occurred with remember when we had the person on
the phone and we didn't say that we were on Yeah,
do you.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Want to that?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Do you want to talk more about that?
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We can't talk more about it.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Yesterday when there was a takeover of a youth facility
Justice Youth Justice, and you said your name that and
you called them they hung up immediately.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, Yeah, well that's I think you've got to say
who you are and where you're from. Otherwise it's a
bit I don't know, Blacky's phone line learnacy sort of vibe.
But also you need to say who you are. Yeah,
of course legally.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Can someone there'll be someone listening to this podcast at
some point has either owned or their parents invested in
a cottage.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
I think I think I've been party to a cottage.
If you could reach out to us in my life.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Via the conclave on just search for the conclave on
on Facebook, which is the Heady Briefs podcast discussion group,
and put some photos in there because should come beat
to these tomorrow, because I'm sure there are some great
cottages out I.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Do love the thought of the front door being a
small roller door.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's what I'm imagining. That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
I'm pretty sure it isn't that I'm I've had some.
I'm about ninety five percent sure that i had some
really sweety summer sex in a gottage really yep, in
the in the Bay of Plenty.
Speaker 5 (21:16):
This is one of the skyline I'm just holding up
my phone for people that can't see, which just everybody
listening to the Bob.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
That's a gottage.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
So that's that skyline gottage that's got a run slider,
no windows.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
That's that's the kind of thing that you would expect.
That's like a it's almost like a prefabricated thing, little
part with a ranch slider on the front of it,
something that you would see.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
You know what it is. It's a divorce den. That's
what that's sad divorced men going.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
I can't call it that, can you?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I think I have to be very careful about this.
But your mums ago you were just saying that you've
I'm not going to use the adjectives that you use,
but you involved from some memorius activity and it.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Got sweaty, sex and gottage.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
So you're involved in some em restictivity in a gottage.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Yeah, hot, sweaty in the summer with a divorce. No, no, no,
it wasn't with the devl any mudfishing. No mud fishing,
No mud fishing, just chicken. Did you? Is that what
you wanted to know about? No?
Speaker 2 (22:13):
No, no, I wasn't going to ask you about the mudfishing.
I was both my hands are in there, okay, wow,
I was not going to ask you about mud fishing. What
I realized is you held up a photo of that
cottage there that is like a slightly more modern twist
on a cottage. And I also realized, just flocking through
my head, who's going to be listening to this podcast today,
that I've also had You've been involved in some memorous
(22:35):
activity in the cottage in the Corpoy region. Oh, you
have to twenty sixteene. Yeah, but no really definitely.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Be involved in amerous activity. You know how some people
have a garage attached to a sleepout. Definitely a few
of those. But no gottages on my insulated cottage left out.
Oh you've never had six in a cottage?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, I mean I've I fingered in a portalo if
that caravan? Have you done it in the caravan?
Speaker 3 (23:09):
What? Sorry? Been? What I think?
Speaker 1 (23:13):
We're trying to wrap it up.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Actually got plenty of time. You don't have to end
these The great thing that podcastings we want.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
To we've got been through a round up after the news.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
No, no, no, this is a podcast. We don't have
anything we need. We call it now. If you've got
no songs about wow?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Okay, where where was the where was said?
Speaker 3 (23:37):
Was the portaloo?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Sweetwater'sninety eight?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Was there?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Sweet Waters?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I wasn't in the portaloo with you there?
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Do you know? Do you know her name?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You're assuming this is reader. She's just come in here
with these fucking seventies views.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Well I did.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Could have been twenty twenty four, mate, WoT the name?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
She wind't was it as well? So it could have
been you're right. Actually, the assumption of just a woman
is probably fear beckon on thank you.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah it was I legal still there.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, disgusting back then, okay, were.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
I just want to know if it's someone you met
randomly at Sweetwater? No you so like a girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
You thought, you know what, we can't wait till we
get home.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's any mudfishing.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
My mouth.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
This is a career, end of this one where every
podcast is a career. Amazingly, it never seems to stop.
You think you think you've done this podcast, and you
think that your career is going to end as a result,
But oddly enough it just keeps going.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Russian Roulette though, isn't it One day someone's going to listen?
Speaker 3 (24:49):
No, it was the weird thing. Nobody seems to do
anything about it. It's quite amazing, shop boys, that was
a fun one. See you ladder all right, Love you sting,
stinking
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