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October 1, 2024 • 74 mins

With 3 more shows to go before Matt leaves the show, the guys hark back to where it all started - with their orginal co-host Laura McGoldrick.

Plus, we have a VERY special guest for Matt... and he has no idea who it's going to be!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello you great New Zealanders. Matt Heath here. This is
my last week on this podcast sadly, but if you're
not sick of me and you want more of my
weekly content, you can follow my weekly Substack mailout article
at Mattheath dot substack dot com. This week, I discussed
fighting fomo after my friends betrayed me and went to
Germany without me. It's you, Jerry, g Lane, Joseph and Mania.

(00:23):
I love you, but you hurt me. Anyway you seem busy,
I'll let you go to Matt Heeath dot substack dot com.
Bless Bless, Bless.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
The Matt and Jerry Show. Load up on landscaping with
Bunning's trade.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off?

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Could you pay for this? Unregistered guest last.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Night called it rather for the master, the meaning if
I had better get home or a sup heal becold.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Yep, now we got it. I'm just junkie.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
This is an important one. Do you trim your downstairs?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Start? Yes, tell you what it's saying.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
It's quite spiritual at the moment, and he had do
you drink what I give you?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Boy, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Would I start tonight?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
After ten years on the Man.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Jerry Brief Show, I'm leaving the show.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
You're not even welcome. Along to the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Day three of the Mat and Jerry.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Victory Lap, the first of the victory Lap where the
people who are doing the victory lap have got it neutral.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I've got it so far and neutral that my
headphones have stopped with me. Not your goldies, not my goldies.
My goldies have been with me for so long, the
best headphones in the world.

Speaker 8 (01:32):
Cheeze.

Speaker 9 (01:32):
That's actually a bit of a sign, I think, mate,
because if that's starting to call it a day after
your final on you during your final week.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
It's like that. You know that song the Grandfather's clock
and stop shot never never to chime again, and the
old man, my grandfather's clock sat something in the hall.
Anyone else my grandfather's clock remember it well, and of
the words. So the grandfather's clock went through all these

(02:00):
amazing times, and then when when green Dad died, the
grandfather's clock stopped short, never to chime again, when the
old man died.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Tell you the gunning thing is that though we were
going to give you those headphones as a parting gift.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, I suppose we still could.

Speaker 8 (02:13):
You can get them fixed.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
They're going to be your parting gift.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Those gold and good phones held God, damn it, damn
those things.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
How many times have we fixed those things?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
We dropped, They've stopped short, never to go again when
the old man leaves.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Yeah, lot's coming up this morning, including the Wonderful World
of Sheep on the Run from.

Speaker 10 (02:37):
The Fuzz, then Matt and Jerry Show podcast, The Marten
Jerry Show, the last week of The Mad and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And your headphones have gone. You've gone from the golds
to the silvers.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
This is a metaphor for for your life. We mean,
I've been put one down on the podium over time.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, so you've you've won the gold and now you've
got the silvers.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Well so, for people that don't know, I've been wearing
the same set of headphones the whole time I've been here.
There are some gold headphones a special brand. I think
these ones are the same ones. Yeah, these are akgs
AKG very good headphones, very good headphones. The Goldies have
broken down on my second to last day, on or
the third to last day whatever it is? Who knows

(03:19):
third to last day on the Matt and Jerry Show,
and it called to mind a song by Johnny Cash
that we used to sing at school June.

Speaker 11 (03:32):
My grandfather's clock was too large for the show, so
it's good nighty years on the floor. It was taller
by hand than the old man himself.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Weed not weed more.

Speaker 11 (03:49):
It was born on of believe that he.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Was born and was always do you know Jerry on
school short never to go Again? I remember that part. Yeah,
So that's what's happening. It stopped short, never to go
again when the old man died eleven years those eleven years,

(04:16):
those headphones have been going and they just stopped short,
never to go again when the old man.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Playlist what a chant?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
To be fair, they've stopped short many times before again.
Probably just needs a new like record.

Speaker 10 (04:40):
So so the Mation Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Vis Dixon on three for it three.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
My Grandfather's cock is what we used to sing at
our school.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
See, because we were just talking about the grandfather's clock,
which is stopped short, never to go Again, a song
that people sang at primary and immediate school back in
the day. And my headphones have stopped short, never to
go again when salt Man dies on the show. But
I'm so angry I didn't think to sing my grandfather's
cock when I was at school.

Speaker 11 (05:07):
It was taller head than the old man.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Jesu was huge.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
Was that it's a different song, But I think I
can't believe they even considered putting it on the shelf.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Was the more.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I was handed those headphones and the day we started
the show.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
They were handed to you by Martin Devlin on a
silver tray, handed.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Over God again.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Well, its interestingly about these AKG headphones is that they.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Have been around for a long long time. They have
been around since the nineteen eighties. I mean the original pirates.
Will he do wit, I'm going back into Kevin Black
Black He used to wear these akgs. They've been handed
down through generations of radio hoo Ckey breakfast, roddled with lice, shocking, shocking.
They've changed the pads on them, They've turned them into
different leather.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
He could great headphones on them.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
So they look a little but like if you were
working in aviation in the nineteen forties and and you
were you're on radar, Yeah, well maybe you were you're
doing morse code. That's what they look like for people
who don't know what the akgs. They've got sort of silver.
They're very circular.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I bloody watched an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati, the
radio based sitcom, and they hit them bloody. Venus flight
Trap whatever his name was. He put on a pair
of gold bloody woundeds. Oh yeah, right, yeah, the standard
in the business.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, the silver wounders are down down a grade from
the gold wounders.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Now, when I'm so annoyed that I didn't think of
singing my grandfather's cock, considered my grandfather's cock, because I
used to get excited in singing obl obla dar life
goes on and I'd yell Brah. I did to really loudly,
and I thought that was funny enough. I was getting
my jolly's after yelling the the life goes on Rah,

(06:57):
that's right, brah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yeah, I was with you on the bra because you
couldn't tell whether you're yelling bra or tra.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Brah. But yeah, boy would have joined out on grandfather's
I could have been saying that you mupp absolutely muppet.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Coming up later in the show, we're joined by one
of the originals from the matin Jerry Show, Laura McGoldrick
and Matt. There is someone else that's going to join
us this morning on the Matten Jerry Show. A very
special guest that we have, who you've been talking about
for a long long time and who have never ever
had on the show.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
But someone that is very very dear to your heart.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Oh God, you haven't brought professor Heathuper have you very
dear to your heart?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
It's this is going to be a very special moment
later in the show, a very very special moment on
the Mat and Jerry Showy labor neutral.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
As we silently stood by his side.

Speaker 11 (07:51):
But fun sure never forgne again.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
One deal man.

Speaker 10 (08:00):
Than that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, it was quite good at Michael Angeloine, wasn't he
six twenty six?

Speaker 2 (08:05):
We're having a high level of discussion and here during
that song around art and sculpture.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
How did we get onto it?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh with Starry Starry Night, Vincent van goth The reason
we started talking about story Starry Night and Vincent mang Gough.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Because Mass had a music teacher that had a real
wide on for Don MacLean.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
Yeah, mister Hughes from copper Barra.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
I remember bringing Storry Storry Night to a school assembly and
getting year threes to sing it, and it didn't have
the impact as it does today.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That song.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Now I hear that song and think, God, that's a
beautiful song. But back there is back in two thousand
and seven, I just thought that sucked the life out
of school assembly.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yeah, he's not just American pie. That don McLean one
other song?

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, so okay, because it depends on what school. If
you went to a religious school where they used to
do hymns all the time, then all of a sudden
your music teacher would bring that and it'll be.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
A breath of fresh hair. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
I mean I remember Blood when O Blood O bla
da Missus Temple brought that into assembly and we couldn't
believe it because before that we were singing, you know,
things like Majesty I Vowed my Country all all of
his hymns that's a good Chance, which are powerful hymns,
but not the same as a jaunty.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Little pop number. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Or Green Door, which was the most popular of all
the songs Shaken Stevens. Yeah, what's behind the green Door?
Got a rock and roll back in the nineteen eighties,
playing rock and roll from the fifties.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Great song Shadows on the Hills, but it will suck.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
The life sucks. A speaking bus Chris Christopherson passed away.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Yes he did.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
What a great New Zealander. He was, great actor, great musician,
great artist. Very hot. Yeah, good looking man back in
this day. Very good looking man and fantast that song
of his, the mix to the Border of Mexico song,
such a good song, Yeah, regards such a long waded girl.

(09:55):
Part of the Highwaymen make it to the Border of Mexico.
Supergroup coming up. Later on.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
We're joined by one of the originals from the Mat
and Jerry Show, Laura mcgoldreck.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
That's after eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
It's going to be great to be hanging with her
Boulders mcgolders Boulders.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
On the show. Great Matt and Jerry Show. Radio Headache.
This Marton Jerry Time from sixty nine at breakfast time
as Jerry Jerry Marton, Jerry.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Mattie, Jeremy Wells, the Maiden Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
It's six thirty three. Time for the Radio Hurdecke News
Headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Dan has begun launching missiles at Israel as sirens sound
across the nation. This follows Israeli troops invading Lebanon in
a ground operation against his Billa.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Well, Iran was doing that not so long ago, were they?
They fire a lot, but gets get shot down by
the protective Dame. But isn't it crazy that that and
you'd be living somewhere and another nation is firing. They're
expecting two hundred and seventy missiles to be fired at

(11:10):
them in the next twenty four hours. Imagine that you're
in New Zealand and Australia's got going to fire two
hundred and seventy missiles at you.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
So I knew that Hisabella were firing them out of Lebanon,
but I didn't know that Iran were firing them.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, Iran last did it in earlier this year, didn't they?

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, because this is escalating now like massively. Yeah, this
is interesting what's going on there. Food Stuffs may fight
the Comments Commission's decision to block it from merging its
North and South Island operations. The Comments Commission says merging
could substantially lessen competition. He sort of the same organized

(11:48):
I found that a weird decision.

Speaker 11 (11:49):
Was it me?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Or is that weird? So it was just kind of
a supply chain thing. It was the North Island and
the South Island.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
So there's food Stuff's North Island food Stuff South Island,
which same company but separate yep, and the Commerce Commission
says they can't merge they share profits though, right, Well
they're both co ops. Yeah, I think they're separate, but
they're own both owned by food Stuffs but not well,
there's not no overarching food stuffs no, right, so they

(12:16):
but Foodstuff says New World pack and Save four square,
that's it, New World Pack and Save and four square.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
But they are individually owned.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
So your New World is owned by an owner operator,
whereas your warl Worst, which is owned from Australia, is
all managed by one company, warl Worst Australia. And so
you don't own the people who work in the stores,
well the manager of the stores, the manager works for
warl Worst, doesn't own the stores, not a franchise holder.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I see.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
So quite a different kind of a model. I think
food Stuff says fifty three percent of the market traditionally
has been stronger. But what I don't understand is food stuffs.
It already exists like it already exists by itself. All
of the products going into all the food stuff stores,
whether they be North ONLD South, are the same.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's all PAMs food Stuff subsidiaries, four Square, New World
Pack and Saved liquor Land, Gilmore's Railed Fresh on the
Spot and trends.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
That's the thing people.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Not a lot of people know liquor lands are owned
by the supermarkets because you can't sell hard loquer. So
we oftentimes you'll see a supermarket somewhere and then you'll
see a lack of land near it. Yeah, and that's
the way that supermarkets sell.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was hard liquer I treated myself the other day
by going to a New World and shopping experience. Quite
a different shopping experience further than New Worlds.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Myself and former Wallabies playmaker James O'Connor is close to
signing with the Crusaders for Super Raby next year and brand.
It's understood there's mutual interest from both parties. The thirty
four year old confirmeders departure from the Queensland Reads last month.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
He remember when he first appeared, he was such a
little fella, and then he just went to the gym
and he's jacked these days, so he's been around quite
a while, so he's thirty four.

Speaker 9 (14:00):
I still thought he was a little bit because, like
you're saying, as I remember that first moment, he rang
out right under the field. Everyone knew he was a
very good player, but he was tiny one.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
He he introduced the short sock. He was the guy
that was the first person to wear the sock that
looks like it's been in the drive for too long.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
How different did Sam Kane look in twenty twelve compare
when he debuted for the All Blacks compared to on
the weekend when he played his last well it played
one hundredth game he has, He's got so much more
face than he used to have.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Wow, he's jacked a lot of times, hasn't he. There's
a lot more jackals that have gone on from that
first taboo to the hundred one hundredth test. He's put
his head in a lot of dark places.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
He certainly has. He's just say, Sam kan he aged
quite well, didn't he? Having a look at at his
photos here is before and after He's I noticed something
Sam Kane takes very small steps. Yeah, it doesn't ever
big doesn't have a big gated. He's a little gated.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
And Mat and Jerry show kind.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
The wonderful world of Sheep on the Run from the fuzz.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
A sheep on the loose unsuccessfully attempted to defend its
freedom by ramming a Michigan State Police trooper.

Speaker 5 (15:14):
And his patrol vehicle.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
This sheep was on the lamb.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
The Michigan State Police's Seventh District center on social media
that the trooper was called and to wrangle the wooly
wanderer along a local road in the town of gay Lord.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Who Clark Gayford? No gay Lord, Huh? The post said.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
The sheep tested its strength and rammed the trooper, but
the sheep lost. Sheep fought the law, and the law won.
The MSP shared a dash can video set to the
song I Fought the Law. There it is, showing the
sheep struggling against the trooper, which included headbutting both the
trooper and his patrol vehicle, Absolute muppet.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
The trooper was.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Able to get a hold of the sheep and the
animal calm down enough to be taken into custody.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
You've got to look out for rams. Tell you what
those things are nuts.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
It's interesting because we are a country of sheep, aren't we.
But I've never really made the association between our ram
raids and rams. It seems a very there's something there,
isn't there that we were riddled by ram raids and
we're a country of rams.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well, it's got anything to do with the ram or
is it just got to do the fact that you
use something to ram through something.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Rams called rams because they ram? Or is ramming called
ramming because of rams?

Speaker 5 (16:24):
Good question?

Speaker 8 (16:25):
What came first the ram or the ram?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Is that what you're asking? Yeah, so that there was people.
There was people ramming things, and they found an animal
that rammed things, and we're going to call that a ram.
Or as I say, the other way around, people started
ramming things and they went, that's just like that ram.
Another question, who lives in Gaylord? Not me?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Gay Lord had a population of four thousand, two and
eighty six. Gay Lord styles itself as an alpine village
and receives abundant snowfall. It's none for its many skiing
and golf resorts. Really in Michigan.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wow, I tell you what I would say to anyone
that's listened to that. Don't waste any of your brain
space knowing anything about gay Lord. You even need that information. Again,
so if you're thinking about just make sure you did.
Don't commit that to memory. You don't need to know that.
You don't need to know that gay Lord had as
a population of two hundred andy six at the twenty
twenty census.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
You don't need to know that. It will not help
you in any way in your life. I did no
people went skiing in Michigan.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
I suppose they do, clearly suppose they do, gay Lord,
I suppose they do. What a wonderful world. Yeah, we
do live in a wonderful world.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
That's for sure.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
It's amazing. Yeah, there's no doubt about it. It's a
very special place, so much better than all the other planets.

Speaker 10 (17:41):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
So it's Matt's.

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Last week here at Radio headache final days on Friday.
This is the third to last show. Tomorrow, We're coming
to you live from christ Church in a hot spring Sparpole.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Really yep.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Forget to send three your messages from me. You can
take some on three four eight three. You can send
us a talkback message if you click the little microphone
icon there on your iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You can send me a nice message yeah or a
nasty one yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
And you may have seen a whole lot of nice
messages that have been coming through from Instagram from famous
people on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
The famous people aren't any more important than the non
famous people. Jeremy, hard for you to understand that all. Lol,
It all means the same to me. There's a low
bows he's.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Going out firing some shots, so he's going to go
out quietly.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Also totally unfair.

Speaker 8 (18:42):
Message drive by on Jeremy Wells there.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Anyway, we had a little listen to a montage with
some famous New Zealanders have sent lovely messages through.

Speaker 12 (18:56):
Hi guys, Peter Ulitch here, Matt Heath, I cannot believe it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Ten years.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
That's a lifetime and also a very good guns n'
Roses song. As Marcus Aurelius once said, when you were
rise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege
it is to have listened to Matt and Jeremy for
the last fourteen years. Good on you, mate, I'll certainly
be listening to the Victory Lap.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
That's going to be next level.

Speaker 13 (19:20):
Hey, it's Kevin Reid or Ice Sockets, whatever you want
to call me. Really sad day actually hear about the
ending of the Mad and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Are you guys at the top of your field?

Speaker 13 (19:30):
Such an important part of my life over the last
ten years eleven years an OG listener basically listen to
you guys punish my ear holes every day of my life.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
But you guys are so fantastic.

Speaker 13 (19:40):
I'm really privileged and feel honored to have been a
part of it over the last years as well.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Always such fun.

Speaker 13 (19:45):
I think the testament to what you guys have done
is that my son goes around calling everyone wounders and
old man's nappies and everything like that.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
So he's only seven and he loves it.

Speaker 5 (19:54):
So I'm very proud of that fact.

Speaker 13 (19:55):
Maddie seen the light of the dark and moving on,
make good luck with that. It's obviously going to be
an awesome opportunity for you, Jerry lo Portos, even more
as we mean, Paul seeing guys love.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
You get our guys.

Speaker 14 (20:08):
Dan Vitry here, I just want to say how sad
I was to hear that Matt was leaving the show.
Is my wife who started crying which pulls a little
bit over the top. But anyway, I always loved the interviews,
love being involved at the Blackpash. Matt, You're a huge
part of it, and hopefully we'll good to see you

(20:28):
there again this year.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
All the best for the future, but I will need
some assurances that Lane is not taking over from your role.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Is that that will ruin in the mornings?

Speaker 15 (20:39):
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Speaker 16 (20:42):
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Speaker 1 (20:45):
Home Jeff, awesome here.

Speaker 17 (20:47):
Some great partnerships just have to come to an end,
whether be Wright and Edgar Handling, Chatfield, Williamson and pretty
much everybody else in the latest generation. But ultimately, man, congratulations,
it's time you're RECOGNI eyes that baby coming.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Jerry.

Speaker 17 (21:02):
I'm not sure how you're going to cope without him,
but what I am doing is looking forward to what's
going to be the Matt in Jury Show, Victory Lambing.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Who knows how you'll sign off?

Speaker 17 (21:12):
Well done, Congratulations, it's been a great rite, Great New Zealanders.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
There, Wow, some great messages from some great New Zealanders.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
It was a bit much for its wife to be great.
I thought it was about much. He's really focused on effect.
Lan O Later's disgrace Well. Davatoria came up with the
He was the first person to say Lane as it
is great. He's known him since boarding school totally. He
knows and he knows more than anyone to disgrace Lane's.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
There a great double a well, one hairs the other
doesn't coming up up to seven o'clock. What are the
shoes that are costing the country the most money in
terms of injuries? Is the three types of show? And
it's costing the country millions? Actually, and I read he claims, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I can. I reckon. A flip flop can be dangerous
if it blows out. If you're running along and a
flip flop blows out, the flip flopper is on the list?
Is that a bit? It would?

Speaker 5 (22:12):
Flip flop is on the list?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I knew it would be. Matt and Jerry Show Radio
had a You've got the music.

Speaker 10 (22:25):
The Mass and Jerry Show podcast, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
I've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
Did you pay for this unregistered gift last.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Night called it rather for the master the minting. I
had better get home or a sup, he'll be cold.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yep, now we got it.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
I'm just JUNKI this is an important one. Do you
trim your downstairs?

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Start discussed that? I tell you what it's it's quite
spiritual at the moment. And he had do you drink
what I give you? A boy?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
What's wrong with you? Would I start the night? After
ten years on the Matt.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
Jerry Brief the show, I'm believe in the shape.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Welcome along to the Man in Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
It's the victory lap Matt's last week. We're day three.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
We've got it in neutral. We're heading down the hill.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, it's more a victory roll down a hill and
an old helm and hunter with a neutral.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Do you think we'll get across the line? I mean, well,
we need to push the vehicle across the line.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Or do you think it will make it? If you
don't get across the line when you're rolling down the hill,
something's gone terribly wrong.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Do you think it'll get there on its own momentum?
Or do you think we'll need to try and start
the thing back up again and put it at first
and victory lap.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
We're rolling really slowly down the hill, but there's also
a good chance we'll just slowly roll off the side
into a gutter.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, that's right, the steering's gone.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
So there are definitely a couple of incidents that need
to be discussed from the last nine years, from the
last eleven years. Sorry, and we'll do that before nine
o'clock this morning. Also this morning, a very very special
surprise guests you don't know about. Okay, this is someone
that you've been talking about for years but you have
never met before. Okay, yeah, wow, really have you met them?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Someone I've been talking about for years but I haven't met.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Yes, it's going to be a real treat.

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Scarjo, I'm going to say that name. I can't wait
to meet Scargot.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
And Laura McGoldrick as well, joins us after eight o'clock
this morning.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
Lots coming up. It's nice to have you with us.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Leave on the Goldens.

Speaker 10 (24:36):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
So let's look. There's a stat that's come out every
year the ACC released.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Some weird stats on different stuff, and this year they
released the shoes that are most likely to cause injury?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Are these just released by the a SEC for content
for breakfast radio show, free ad.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
For the ACC, not that it needs to advertise you
have to pay your levies.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yeah, that's true, that's right. The I've got it. You
don't have a choice. They're a business without a choice.
I think the a SEC's phenomenal though. It's a great
system here. I mean, otherwise you have the ambulance chases
and everyone's trying to sue each other and people are
jumping in front of cars and stuff. To the fact
that we've got the system that just sorts it out.
You get hurt, it gets sorted out. Was it set
up by Muldoon or Big Norm? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
ACC nineteen seventies, wasn't it the a SEC. I think
the early seventies maybe it was Big Norm.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
But a good system. Oh, great system, good system.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
But they do have to win hearts and minds, right
because otherwise people go, well what are these levies going for?
And also it gives Yeah, as you said, radio has
an opportunity to wax lyrical about how ridiculous people are.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
And this is an interesting one.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
The top three shoes that are going to cause you
in injuries in New Zealand. So the a SEC paid
two million dollars in compensation with four related claims involving
the three worst Jandles, high heels, and didn't crocs crock cross.

(26:00):
I suggest though, with the crocs, it's people. It's user
error because they're not wearing them in.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Sport mode, right, I see it's saying they're coming at
the back, they're wearing them in clog mode. Yeah, I
see what you're saying. But also what is causing an incidence?
Because if you spill something on jendles, is it really
the jandles that are causing the injury? Like so you
could be wearing you know, steel cap work boots and
you spill boiling water on yourself and it wouldn't hurt.
But that would be ridiculous to ask someone to be

(26:28):
wearing steel cap boots around the barbecue or something.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
Absolutely, it's losing it's losing balance or skidding with jandles
and crocs yep. And it's the twisting movement in the
high heels of the what going over? I mean, how
on earth do people wear high heels?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
I've got I've got some questions about high heels. Yeah,
and maybe people that wear high heels could respond on
three four three O tendreddecky or the talkback function of
the heart. Ready app Why why are you wearing high heels?
They're bloody weird. It's like going out on stilts. It's
like a circus performer. You're heading out just to get
an extra couple of inches height. Ron DeSantis his whole
presidential campaign and the primary against Donald Trump faulted when

(27:07):
people found out he was wearing rises in his boots.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
I'll tell you what a man who wears high heels
is humiliated.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
If I came in right now and was wearing rises
and my and my sneakers just to get because I'm
sitting with you guys or standing with you guys, I
mean you're both unets and I'm probably only sex foot.
So if I came in.

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Sex foot, yourickin. Sorry, we don't have to. You're in
a role here.

Speaker 9 (27:31):
I don't want to kill the momentum of your story,
but I'm just not one.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Anyway, what's my truth? And what is that in cinemeters
one hundred and seventy four cinemets or sex foot?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I feel like you're focusing on the wrong part of
my camp fifteen. Anyway, the thing is if I wanted
to get up to you guys height, right, I came
in wearing rise of boots. Yeah, one day to work
and I'm suddenly the same. Why does you guys, you'd
be like marpet. Yeah, so we're letting one woman get
away with murder with these with these well, I also.

Speaker 9 (28:05):
Feel women as well because they end up in the
hand within about half an hour because they don't stay
on the foot is so uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
One of the greatest lines is Arctic Monkeys. I saw
you leaving carrying your shoes. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What about that thing that happens oftentimes around horse events
where you go out with your heels, everything's looking great
and then with your beautiful summer dress, love it fantastic
and buy the and then a kidnap drinks leads to another.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
Captain of drinks down on a wheel bin. There's some
nose beers out the back.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Next thing you know, you're upside down on a wheelly
bin with your shoes in your hand.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I go out dressed for the piece of crap I'm
going to end up.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
So seventy people were injured because they roll their ankles
in high heels.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I'm not surprised. They're bloody dangerous. Also, I think you
should wear footwear that you can run away from danger
and or help in the case of an emergency. Well,
ten people were struck by by a stray crock but
slipped off.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast, It's Matt's last week
here at radio.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
Had a key final day on Friday Tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
We're down in christ Church and a hot spring spa
for the announcements. Another announcement around the Black Clash. Really yeah,
that's right hitting down today.

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Have a look at your app men, No, you and
I we were on a flight out of here about
twelve o'clock.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
I think Maddie doesn't sound like so FLEXI fully flexy reform.

Speaker 18 (29:32):
That.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
There's good points on that one. All right, Yeah, what's
what would happen? Like, say, if you were leaving a
job and you didn't do something like, what would be
the repercussions?

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Are you sugucing hypothetically if you were leaving a job.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Hypothetically if it was you know, your last week of
a job, right, and you just stop doing stuff? I
meagined if we didn't turn up for our last day,
we're just sick. What would happen. Well, nothing We turn
up day and day out, although yesterday there have been
times when management of said, man, I wish you wouldn't

(30:08):
turn up in some of the states you've turned up.
But that's right. So I haven't got the full moral
high ground on my you know, my attendance record. If
you're a turn up and commit a crime, people would
rather you weren't there. But so many people and breakfast
radio just don't turn up. Yeah twenty and people radio
don't turn up.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I got to say, your attendance record for eleven years
is a really good attendance record.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
It's good. As you said, it's time.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
There are times when you shouldn't have been here, but
it has been a stand out attendance record. I mean,
it wasn't until last year, I believe, because you never
got COVID. It wasn't until last year that you even
had a sick day.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I didn't ever get sick until post COVID, and I
think in the COVID lockdown my immunity finally I didn't.
I lost all my immunity must have been the JAB.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
So lots of things we've been talking about this week,
things in the past that we've been going over and
lots of people have been asking about this particular incident
here when you had an unregistered guest at the Rutherford
Hotel and Nelson, come on.

Speaker 14 (31:13):
This.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Needs to be addressed because this is a problem.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I still turned up on a zoom called and did
the show you did, but there was something happening while
you were doing the zoom call. And look, I've spoken
to hoteliers across New Zealand and this is a major
problem in New Zealand as people not registering guests in
their hotel room. As you know, when you go on
booking dot com you have to say who's in the room.

(31:41):
I think children.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
It's really annoying. Actually you can put their ages and
it's a really annoying thing.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I think you're the only person that really cares about
unregistered guests.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Two people, It doesn't make a difference.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Yeah, And do you know what a big part of
it is health and safety? Did you there's a fire
at the Rutherford Hotel and you've got an unregistered guest
in there and there's a fight. They don't know how
many people are inside of that hotel.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I know someone there. When you were staying at the
Blue peaks in Queenstown that you didn't register.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Let's not talk about the blue pekes. Listen to this
audio here. I've noticed this morning, I haven't been. You
haven't shown me the rest of the room. I heard
someone earlier on who was clearly in the shower. The
shower was deeply on. Meanwhile, I'm looking at a picture
of you here on the zone, and I believe that
you've had a guest up, an unregistered guest overnight.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I'm doing work down here right, so I don't need
to I don't need to sit here and listen to
your assersions.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Are you saying that you're not running a highly secured,
uring facility there at the Rutherford Hotel and Nelson? Turn
your zoom around and show me the rest of the
hotel room.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
I could show you the rest of the room. I
could do in the zoom video around and show you
the rest room. But I'm not going to because I
don't have to. I don't have to do that.

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Did you pay for this unregistered guest last night? Because
I could call the Rutherford now and ask them.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Don't call the Rutherford and ask them anything. Don't please,
because it'll be it'll embarrassing when I go down past perception.
Don't call the not call the Rutherford.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Okay, here's the number here, MESHI, I'm going to talk
thrown down.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Let's call the Rutherford.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I mean, you can't have people staying as unregistered guests
in the hotel rooms.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Good morning, Thank you for calling, mother said hotel. You're
speaking with the Kasher.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
How can I help?

Speaker 5 (33:19):
Hi, Kasha.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
I was just wondering who I would talk to if
I wanted to draw attention to the fact that one
of the guests staying in your hotel is running an
unregistered guest in their room.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Oh not, that would be us.

Speaker 19 (33:35):
So okay, what.

Speaker 9 (33:40):
Which which room is this?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
My room number is two one two. Okay, thanks for
letting us know.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
There was a lot of noise coming out of that
room last night. I noticed there were two There were
two room services as well that were left over last night,
So I think I think he or she stayed the night.
You probably have it on CCTV footage, actually the person leaving.

Speaker 19 (34:05):
Yeah, no, we can deafly pass it on.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Have a look at the cameras. Yeah, okay, good, well, yeah,
I'll see what I'll see what we can.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Do Okay, thanks a lot for that. I just don't
want the hotel losing out on revenue. And also, yeah,
there was just a lot of noise coming out of there. Bye.

Speaker 19 (34:20):
Yes, So thank you so much for your call.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
All right, thanks for your help.

Speaker 15 (34:23):
Thank you by.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Bring Matt's mike back up again.

Speaker 8 (34:27):
Yep, that's back up now. How are you mad? Are
you feeling all right down there?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I just say I'm not happy with what's just happened
will be an understatement. So how so, now I've got
to go and get my complimentary breakfast and walk past reception.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
I've got to.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Out an unregistered gift. I told you you shouldn't have
run that.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
What is wrong with you? What do you care about
the earnings of the rother? When I went down to
check out, the woman looked at me, and the brought
another person over, and they had a little bit of
a laugh, and then she said, she said to me,
giggled and then she goes, there's a note yet, and

(35:11):
she goes and then she laughed, and she said, we'll
just ignore that note. That's the betrayal of the worst kind.
That's why I'm leaving Mattie.

Speaker 10 (35:22):
Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
It's seven thirty two times for your Radiohodaki News Headlines
with Jeremy James Drummond Wales.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Darga Belt was being likened to the wild West amid
rising crime and a lack of police. The North LOLd
Town and surrounding regions been the victim to spade of burglaries,
ram raids and two homicides.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
That's an interesting We romanticize the wild West, but the
wild West would have been a horrible place to love,
wouldn't it. Imagine living in the wild West back in
the day. It wasn't a very long time. But also
it wasn't that long ago the wild West. It was
just before the turn of the last century, you know,
eighteen eighties and such. That would have been. Imagine that
you just live in the town sort of. You've got
your sheriff that's running the law, but anyone could come

(36:08):
to town and just miss it up. Boy, there would
have been a terrifying time to live.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
Have you ever thought about early settler New Zealand, So
eighteen thirties New Zealand, Korudareka.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Back then, no law the hell hold of the pace.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
There was no law. There was no government. No, so
there was no law.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yeah. So you just tried to make a sort of
town like a beachhead and tried to protect it and
open a shop or whatever in trade.

Speaker 20 (36:39):
And do what you were doing. But at any point
someone could just you could be murdered, murdered. There was
nothing you could do about it. It was so weird
and a clash of culture at that stage where nobody
understood anybody.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Heavy rains expected to move along the country today met Services.
An active front of the Tasman is likely to move
eastwards through the Friday, bringing heavy rain to many areas,
as well as heavy snow to.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
The south of the South Island. So what time is
that heading? Sort of about lunchtime today? And what time
are we flying?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
About lunchtime today?

Speaker 9 (37:12):
We're flying out about lunchtime today. Many So, I see
you've got your fingers crossed over there for some reason.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Can we request Captain Scott Buttery for our flight? Can
you request? Can you request a pilot? No, you can't.
We need Captain Scott Buttery for this flight. We need
the best, the best in the business.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I'll tell you those are New Zealand plans. They fly
in all sorts. Yeah, we worry about it. We do
have the best in New Zealand as the best pilots
in the year, and India have taken an eight point
lead at the top of Cricket's World Test Championship after
sealing a two nil series win over Bangladesh, Cindia's record
extending eighteenth consecutive home Test series win.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
They host the black Caps. Good for three tests? Well, excellent.
There's the World Test Championship when we've already won it.
We don't need it again. We've already won it, so
it's fine. But it's just going to be India, Australia
in the Australia and Australia forever, is it?

Speaker 12 (38:02):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Are currently India top, Australia two, Sri Lanka three, interesting,
England four long way back there.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
So I've got five New Zealand six just about bangaloed
Ish at seven.

Speaker 10 (38:12):
In Matt and Jerry Show podcast, this.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Is exciting because we're about to talk to a very
special person who's become a big part of the Mat
and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
But interestingly you have never ever met.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Before Matt Scarlet Johansson, not Scarlet Johansson, Russell Crowe It's
not Russell Crowe, the girl.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I lost my virginity too in Ross Creek Reservoir.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
It is not the girl you lost your virginity two
in the Ross Creek Reservoir, although that would be a
good idea mes she maybe she'll get her on the
show tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (38:47):
Maybe to do that, I'll send a text.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
So who could it be?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
For years and years and years, we've been talking about
something on the Mat and Jerry Show, and this particular
person has actually become a very big part of the show,
despite the fact that we have never spoken to them.
We've never We've been trying to find who this person
is for the longest time.

Speaker 5 (39:09):
And I'm going to play you some audio.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
And then immediately you will realize who we have tracked
down for the last week of the Matt Angio Show.
Have a listen to this audio time, Allen, Hello, oh
hello there.

Speaker 19 (39:25):
I think you shad at the beginning that it was
about three movies that you would show your children that
I would.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Want them to see at some stage in their lives,
not necessarily as a ten and a twelve.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Year old, but maybe you know, sixteen and eighteen or whatever.

Speaker 19 (39:38):
Well I might be able to have sync with you.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Bo It certainly is well.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
He's most famous for this particular piece of audio here.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Tony, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 19 (39:53):
Welcome Andrew.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
No, sorry, that's the.

Speaker 9 (39:56):
Wrong audio clip that I've just played there. Let me
find the original one. Sorry, with screaming behind the scenes.
You to make sure this read one here at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 19 (40:03):
The modern fridge.

Speaker 21 (40:04):
You don't conditioner, you know, you put it in it
contain and put it in your fridge, and you have
to slice it on your toast. You know, you can't
scrape it on your toe. You don't need to keep
the butter tool. But he kept it just enough so
you could pull it out and spread it on your toast.

Speaker 22 (40:21):
Butter Conditioner Man, Ellen, the butter conditioner caller to Marcus
Lusher's show all those years ago, one of the greatest
calls to talk back of all time, talking about a
butter conditioner.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Welcome to the show.

Speaker 19 (40:36):
Ellen, Hello, that.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
Those dulce at times.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
We've been searching you for you for so long? Ellen,
what why is that? Just because the butter conditioner chat,
we were like, we were, are butter conditioners? Where have
they gone?

Speaker 19 (40:58):
Well, it's it's it's a first world problem, and you know.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
We are exactly is your accent from Ellen?

Speaker 19 (41:08):
Our prem Stoke on Trent?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Oh, Stoke contrae Stoke on Trend Because Jeremy, you traveled
to the UK and you were an area and you
short you was sure it was that accent. I'm wrong,
thought Ellen.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
I thought it was Leads because I went to Leeds
and I started asking people to say the word butcher
conditioner to see if it sounded like you, and I
thought that it did sound like you. But how far
away Stoke on Trent from Leeds?

Speaker 19 (41:35):
Oh? Well, Leads in New Yorkshire. I come from North Staffordshire,
so it's well, I don't know, appruption, belief.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Twouks or something.

Speaker 19 (41:44):
No, No, it'd probably be about sixty miles from a Lama.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
Oh that's pretty close though, really, although accents what differ
wildly over the are and over short distances. So does
everyone from Stoke on Trent have such a beautiful sort
of story telling voice which gives so much gravitas to
what you're talking about?

Speaker 19 (42:06):
Well, I don't know, really, but you know, I mean
you've taken me by surprise with this call. You know,
I've forgotten about it.

Speaker 23 (42:15):
You know, you became a very big part of our show, Ellen,
huge part of our show because Matt was driving in
the car and he heard the better conditioner check and
you're talking about the better conditioner and.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Obviously it was a huge part of maca Slash's show
as well. But you're right about better conditioners because they
were bloody good things.

Speaker 19 (42:36):
Well they are, you know. I mean, I can't understand.
I can't remember what he what prompted me to rig
whether he was asking, you know, what Marcus was asking.
But yeah, they're good things. Yeah. I mean my wife
uses that you know, that butcher that you know, well,

(42:56):
it doesn't butcher. It's some oil thing, you know. Yeah, yeah,
I mean, which was probably in the gearboxer w BMW,
you know, and it's been resigned.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Don't get me started on the semisoft or the spreadable butter.
It's not spreadable. You have to cut it off like cheese.

Speaker 19 (43:15):
Yeah, well exactly, I mean, no, what what what we do?
We have the butcher in au seal can chain it
and we keep it in the airing cupboard by the
waters into.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
It's interesting, isn't it, Because in some ways Ellen Fridges
have gone backwards. Everyone's talking about you know, video on
the front or cameras and sides. You can beat the
supermarket and see what's in the fridge. But they've lost
the most useful part of the fridge, the butcher conditioner.

Speaker 19 (43:43):
The butcher conditioner. Yeah, that's right, Yeah, I mean, I
mean there's nothing like you know, there's not like a
piece of bread with butter on, is it.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Well, do you think it was a Petri dish issue, Ellen,
where the butter was growing disease in there by constantly
being warm? Do you think that is or they've just
they've just cheapened us.

Speaker 19 (44:04):
I don't know. It's some probably some some designer somewhere
who didn't like butter.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, it's an anti butter movement. I think maybe it is.
It's a big march that's got in there.

Speaker 19 (44:18):
Well, I don't know. I mean I only eat water,
you know, I don't. I don't go for any of
the other stuff.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Lard on, toast, Ellen, drepping.

Speaker 19 (44:27):
I used to have dripping, I still do know. You know, Well,
if we cook a piece of pork, I always will
always pour out the you know, the juices for them
in a bowl and then you spread them on your
toast and they sat.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
You know, you'd get on with my dad all And
if I got one sedition for it's a butter bell
which as you put the butter into this little thing
and then you and it's almost like an upside down
ear cup and then it goes into another bowl and
it's got water and it keeps you better at exactly
the right Just put it on the on the on

(45:02):
the bench.

Speaker 19 (45:03):
Yeah, I've never heard of that before.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
I think you'd love one of those, Ellen, Yes.

Speaker 19 (45:09):
Cho's a bit complicated, but never mind.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Well, Ellen, you know I was guessing who this mystery
person would be. I thought, maybe it's going to be
Scarlett Johanson that I've got a bit of a thing for.
I thought maybe Russell Crowe, my favorite actor, or the
girl I lost my virginity to Ross Creek Reservoir. But
I tell you why you have brought me so much
joy finally getting to talk to you.

Speaker 19 (45:30):
Nice to talk you too much.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
What a great New Zealander you are, and so many
techs coming through, Ellen saying my life is now complete
after hearing from the butter conditioner guy.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
We've played the audio so much, Ellen, because it was
such a mystery, what has happened to the butter conditioners?

Speaker 19 (45:46):
That's right?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
Yeah, yeah, Well, thanks for very much recalling markets a
show all those years ago, and thanks.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Very much for talking us to us this morning on
the Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 19 (45:56):
Allen, no problem, good luck within you were in you job.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Thank you so much, Ellen, and bless you. You've brought
so much joy to the meton.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Jerry showy butter condition Thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I knew that would mean a lot.

Speaker 10 (46:16):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast was a text.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
About Alan the butter conditioner guy, who we finally tracked
down after years and yes, jeez, we worked tirelessly to
track him down.

Speaker 9 (46:30):
He's working tirelessly. There no ruder heads off to you,
fellow finding man. He was coming through on a landline.
A couple of texts did actually notice that he was
coming through on a landline, hence the such clear line. Ah,
that's why he was so hard to track down, because
he doesn't run a mobile phone.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Alan the body conditioner man speaking of landlines. And there's
been some suggestion that's seeing as it's a Wednesday, that
we go back to a great feature on the Met
and Jerry Show that was shut down by consultants while back,
and it was a feat where people would ring up
and we'd hang up on them. I remember a consultant

(47:04):
saying why would you hang up that?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
I remember that same meeting, so I remember the way
they brought it up. He bought it up and he said,
so this clear the phones Weddnsday thing?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
What what is that exactly? And we were like, well,
people ring up and we hang up on them. That's right.
And it's like, but don't you want to get the
callers on it, and we're like no, No. What we
do is we hang up.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
On they call up to be hung up on.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That's how it works, and then we play this thing
on them, clear up the Light and it was very popular.
It was hugely popular. We never had so much phone traffic.
People just needed to be cleared out. And it actually
did a service in the community, didn't that Because people
would get blocked up, they'd get blocked up and they
needed to be mentally cleared out. Especially John from Gore
would get terrible blocked up.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
So this morning we're going to run another clear the
last day of clear the Lines Wednesday, and you can
call up on one hundred Hardechey after eight o'clock. Laura mcgolder,
it's going to be joining us as well. She'll remember
clear the last and you can ask for you're allowed
one sting, Yeah, that's before you get cleared out.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Because people added that, they said, can I hear some
Turtle six before you cleared me out? And that was
extended it. But then after a while it got to
the point we're having fifteen stings and samples of different
things from the show before we cleared them out, and
then so we had to limit people to one. I
think we cut them down to three, didn't we.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
And then people start having them on a bed, So
can I have Turtle six on a bead of a
sixy woman reading out?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Hie?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah, that's right. And then can I be cleared out? Please?
Clear after this morning? So if you're blocked up and
give us a call, we'll hang up on your You
met Jerry Show radio.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Headache Jeremy on.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Weekday mornings from six until.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast, The Mass Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
We've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Did you pay for this unregistered guest?

Speaker 1 (49:08):
Last night called the rather mass, the menything I had
better get home or a sup hell big cold yep.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Now we got it from this JUNKI this is an
important one. Do you trim your downstairs?

Speaker 19 (49:17):
Start?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Dis tell you what?

Speaker 1 (49:19):
It's quite spiritual at the moment, and do you drink
what I give you?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
A boy, what's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (49:24):
What do I start the night?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
After ten years on the Mat.

Speaker 7 (49:27):
Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving the show.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Welcome to day three of the Mad and Jerry Victory Lap.
We've got it a neutral, we're cruising down the hill
luck a lance of downhill track.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yeah, it's not so much a lamp as just rolling
down the hill. And then Morris eleven hundred.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Yeah, and up next, we've got someone who's going to
help us push that vehicle over the finish line. An
original from The Mat and Jerry Show when we first
started eleven years ago. Laura McGoldrick joins us for the
next The Mat and Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Lazar mcgolden's that's right, Laura McGoldrick. I can't believe he's
so desperate.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
On day three, team, I've.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Got tack bringing back some of the old segments. That's right,
we got the can we fire up the moist music mix,
Laura jump the show la Moist Music Mix.

Speaker 5 (50:29):
We sing the song she sings and.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
You're going to guess what she's singing at the top
of the song, and you wouldn't care.

Speaker 10 (50:38):
The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
Nice to have.

Speaker 24 (50:41):
You, Laura McGoldrick, Thank you very much for having.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
So good to have you back on the show that Laura,
Matt and Jerry shows. How it started, or that was Laura,
Matt and Jeremy I believe you went Jerry then Jeremy
was you're Jeremy For a while, I.

Speaker 24 (50:54):
Think it was it was Laura, Matt and Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, yeah, well at one point it was the Laura
and Devlin Show, yep.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Because it was how many years? How many years were
Martin before it was?

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Maybe was it one or two? I don't know, Maybe
one was that one.

Speaker 24 (51:24):
I think I think I drank a lot. I don't,
I don't, I don't know. I was very young.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
So we were replaced. We were That took two of us.
Took two people to replace Martin. Yeah.

Speaker 24 (51:35):
Someone, Well, let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
The tenants record Mark Martin Devlin's attendants record was poor. Yeah,
I remember, I mean because I was.

Speaker 24 (51:46):
She she definitely were.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
It was there. It was the McGoldrick and Goodwin show.

Speaker 24 (51:50):
Laura and Cris.

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Actually occasionally would come on as well.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Actually, Poor you were a phone call contributor.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
I was, And so I think about I'm going to
say at least fifty percent of the time Martin Devlin
wasn't there when I was contributing.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
I'll be like, I remember saying a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
On air, I said it's different ever then, and you
guys would like go silent, clearly I'd like.

Speaker 24 (52:16):
To say anything back then.

Speaker 25 (52:17):
I'm like twenty, this is my first major radio job.
I was just supposed to be reading the news. It
was my third day in the in the gig, and
they're like, look am so different said today? And You're
like all right, So it was a show over is it?
You just gonna play some music?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Like no, no, you got that?

Speaker 24 (52:30):
You got it? I'm like, oh have I okay?

Speaker 25 (52:33):
Chris is said it the other thing and Chris you know,
with his ominous laugh, and that's there wasn't many of
those because I had nothing to say.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
So it was well before you came to radio HOODECHI.
I remember I first met you because I did this
thing where I drive around a car and interview people in.

Speaker 24 (52:46):
The backs out in the back of your Praato.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Yeah, and then and I interviewed me on your on
front because it was like a drive show, drive show.
That was my plan. I'd do my drive show in
the back of the car, and I was a fan
of your coverage, and so I picked up in the
back of the car. And then not long after that
your bloody on the Breakfast Show.

Speaker 24 (53:03):
Yeah, yeah, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
They were good times. In a different studio. We went
on the studio where we were.

Speaker 25 (53:10):
We were in some sort of it had no windows,
and you would restuck the life out of you if
I think if you were a callin it.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It was like a bowls club that hadn't been done
up since the Heydach kind of because it was you.

Speaker 25 (53:23):
They just painted everything black, the ws, the floor like everything.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
So it was quite It was inspiring, inspiring casting from
a cupboard and kind of an a line.

Speaker 24 (53:33):
Everyone else had always ye windows.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, yeah, I know, You're right, we were.

Speaker 8 (53:37):
We were in a line.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
But I believe Laura, your legs were underneath the place
where all of the.

Speaker 25 (53:43):
All the which was a very attractive place to have
your legs either side of the cabinet.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
And because you were you were, we were all kind
of fresh to it day. So you said, there's really
intense dock. We would just basically read.

Speaker 25 (53:57):
I never added a single thing to that document, but
we kind of were kind of googled off.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
We were kind of running a play. Matt says, Laura says,
Jeremy says.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
It was an eighteen page script.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
It took so much.

Speaker 25 (54:15):
Watching you thrashing, thrashing away and your Peter's a genius argument.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh it's seriously, it took I remember going home and
then just take hours as we you know, pounded away
on this eighteen page script every day, and then you
come in with us.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
I mean, it took a lot, took a lot of energy.

Speaker 24 (54:34):
It was elaborate. My favorite thing that I think about
the whole thing is that Matt and I had.

Speaker 25 (54:36):
Worked here for a little while, but you, for the
five years after I left here still used my logan
for the computer.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
I don't recently they made me stop using your logan.
But it was amazing no longer work here.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
Yeah, I was, I was I had your desktop. There's
stuff about a wedding in there. There was all sorts
of I mean, I hand on heart. I never went
through your personal stuff.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I should have. I never. I never went through anything,
but every day I would log as you I was
for five years. That's amazing to not go through anything
for five years. You looked at some wedding photos and
some wedding plan No, I've been wedding planning. I mentioned.
I just saw.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I never went into the actual documents themselves, but I
just saw them on the desktop under the under the
heading it's guest list.

Speaker 24 (55:27):
Did to use the work printer.

Speaker 10 (55:28):
The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Podcast, Laura mcgoldreckers with us on the show like the
old days, the Laura, Matt and Jeremy Wells Show.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Apparently it was called the Hurdeckey Breekfast.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
And for old time's sake, seeing as it's a Wednesday,
let's go back over one of the great segments on
the Mat and Jerry Show, Clear the Lines Wednesday, which
was shut down by consultants in the in about twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
As I was saying before, an Australian consultant said, okay,
that's clear the lines Wednesdays. So what do you do?
Or people bring up and we hang up on them
and they're like, don't you want to talk to them? No, no,
no no. People ring up and we hang up on them.
You can see how an Australian radio consultant would look
at that and go, this isn't this isn't what we want.

Speaker 24 (56:11):
I'm not sure this is working.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
No it was.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
He really struggled to get his hit around.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
This was the one that really baffled them like this,
This one really couldn't he said, It confused him.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
So what ring up?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
We call up, call up and then we play this sting.

Speaker 9 (56:30):
Clear up?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Yeah, so you call up, oh eight hundred hardeki and
then we hang up on you and on the.

Speaker 24 (56:35):
Way through to hanging out with a full nice way
so respectful.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
That's such a respectful sting.

Speaker 5 (56:41):
It's it's such an easy part of the show.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
I tried it once. I rang in to see what
it was like, and it felt so good just to
be cleared out like that. Yeah, people love being hanging
up on. Yeah, sound four to seventy five. If you
want to be hung up on and on.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
The way through, we will allow you one sting so
you can play a thing because it got out of control.
Back in the day, we had people that were coming
out five different stings and then hang up on them.

Speaker 5 (57:02):
It was like a menu, so let's start.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
We used to post the menu of what people were
allowed to select because it was killing being of the
producer Bang.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
On these days, Bang would have a conniption, his hands
all over the place because he's always trying to make
things as smooth as they could. Should we start with
Mavvy working the ones and tos. Good morning, welcome to
the show.

Speaker 21 (57:23):
Oh god, how are you going?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
This is?

Speaker 21 (57:25):
This is, this has taken me back, said twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
This is so good.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
We've even got a sting for you.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Of course, run studied to come very quickly for New
Zealand Current and run raid because now to three point
one twos Maverick working the ones and two. There was
a deep cut from the adam PERORI book took a picture.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Of well who puts a photo of themselves in the
middle of their own book The Wicked Keeper And it's
Scott Ham hitting a single and it says Mavy working
the ones and tours Even Park nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 24 (57:59):
My mother helped produce that book.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
And I mean there was another petal where he goes,
if you get too straight, or punish you.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
That's right, get straight. It's like Mayvie working No. That
was the same caption, get straight, No who you Mavie
working the ones? And you worked the one off your pants?

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Anyway, the ones and.

Speaker 24 (58:19):
Two sweet especiality you recall correctly.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
If you run out anyway, Mavy you get you get,
will afford you one sting before we clear you out.
You must be well and truly blocked up.

Speaker 15 (58:30):
Well, I'm so blocked up.

Speaker 23 (58:32):
But firstly, I just want to say, out of respect
from that, that's the last time we're going to hear that.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I'm officially retiring. White sting is a mark of respect
for that means a lot. God, that means a lot. Well,
you're hanging up your sting. Oh wow, Okay, I'm touched
by that.

Speaker 8 (58:47):
Put yeah, before you clean me out, because I just
have the manual.

Speaker 16 (58:51):
Blessless, bless love your babes.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Blessed beast, Please love your babes.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Clear up the light.

Speaker 5 (58:59):
Let's go to John from Dunedin. Good morning John, I
would you like to be cleared out?

Speaker 19 (59:03):
I love it be pleasured.

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Would you like you're staying on the way out?

Speaker 19 (59:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Sure.

Speaker 21 (59:10):
I don't know many of your stings, but yeah, pick
one to set.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Clear up.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
It feels good to be doing this again. What did
we stop?

Speaker 24 (59:23):
I think it's great radio.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Yeah, I think it is demo from Ozzie Morning Demo.

Speaker 24 (59:30):
Up until about now, I thought it was really good radio.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, let's go to let's go to a store walk.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Let's go to one of the great John from Gore,
who was a huge part of Clear the Lions Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Because you skip blocked up heavily, didn't you, John from Gore?
Still mate, John from Gore, You you were the person
that invented putting it on a beard of sexy woman?
Reading by John, what would you like this morning?

Speaker 26 (01:00:00):
I'd like to be cleared out on a bit of
pine on you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Clear's been needing that for a while. John from Morning Clint,
welcome to the.

Speaker 19 (01:00:18):
Show that morning wounders.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Clinton Roberts from zire.

Speaker 16 (01:00:24):
Can I just sound very emotional about the end of
the Man and Jerry Show. Don't tell the people that
pay my wages, but this is my favorite radio show.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Oh bless you. That's nice of you. Clint, would you
like to be cleared out this morning.

Speaker 15 (01:00:37):
I'd love to be cleared out.

Speaker 16 (01:00:38):
It would be an honor. Can I please request a
manual Roger two thousand before being hosed down?

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
That's a class, I've got it. That's right. I forgot
people wanted to get hosed down.

Speaker 8 (01:00:49):
Oh no, Clinton, you put me on the spot here.

Speaker 24 (01:00:54):
Really sort of light upter.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I'm sure we've got the hose down somewhere I can
practice the the manual roster.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
There we go.

Speaker 5 (01:01:19):
It's it's good to have clear the lines Wednesday back,
isn't it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
I'm like it after it's the Clint on the way out,
p's a lotion on the skerona or.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
It gets the hose again.

Speaker 10 (01:01:29):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
It's clear the Lines Wednesday, and Demo joins us on
the line. Now, good morning Demo from Australia Mornings.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
So you've rang all the way from Australia just to
get hung up.

Speaker 19 (01:01:42):
On I hope.

Speaker 15 (01:01:44):
Like I said, I don't know if you guys like me.
As the last week, all the means I created on
the conclat.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
There are some very good memes there, game are very good.

Speaker 15 (01:01:52):
Indeed, maybe I need to retire now that Matt's leaving
mate where we're disappointed in Australia. I'll fire him anyways
as a spoky doky.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
No, the the Matt and Jerry Show will continue and
even better without the Matte part of it. So you
stay there about it, you stay there day ma.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
Well, not stay there. Let's hang up on da.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Let's give it to them clear up coming.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Up after the eight point thirty news headlines. Some other
things that you need to be held accountable for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
One thing in particular that you said about Irish.

Speaker 2 (01:02:30):
People, my people, No, not your people. That's right, not
actually your people. Turns out we checked on ancestry dot com.
This is the Matten Jerry Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
Radio had to keep.

Speaker 24 (01:02:43):
It's Jerry and.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Talking on its old.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Six until nine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yes they will be there was.

Speaker 21 (01:02:56):
Rude and that she's Matthew Heath.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
And Jim.

Speaker 10 (01:03:04):
Matt Heath, Jeremy Wells the maiden Jerry Shows.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
That's say pretty four time for you al radiohodaching news
headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Some residents of Dargaville are becoming vigilantes. The Northland town
and its surrounding region has been victim to a spate
of burglaries, ram raids into homicides. Recently, there is no
twenty four to seven police presence, pushing some to take
actions into their own hands.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
We need more information. That's one of those headlines that answers,
ask more questions and answers vigilantes. What Batman style? What
are we talking about here?

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
It would be kumuda man if it was anything, wouldn't
it up in Dargaville, they love a kumuda up there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
To kumita bring fear like the bat I mean Batman shows. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
the orange that a group of kumita have taken to
perpetrators up. I once got into a quite a heavy
argument with the mother and ray children when she bought
kumita chips home instead of normal potato chips, because I've made,
you know, the keep great kiwi dip and I don't

(01:04:02):
think kumra trips go well on the so I had
a bit of fear of the comumita and at times,
but I don't think it would stop me committing a crime.
Who doesn't love a kumita chip. I love a kumera,
but not a kumra chip. Was it a fried chip
or like a crisp like a crispyer.

Speaker 24 (01:04:14):
Oh Crystal, I'm not sure. Yeah, Fried years.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Yeah, a crisp yeah. Anyway, it's not about me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
The rate of cancer detection dogs Hogan and Hero is
nothing to snuff at New Zealand's canine medical detections.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Two labradors have shown one hundred percent accuracy in recent trials.
That's cancer. That is incredible, wasn't it? Wow, that's amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Do we not have the machines that can test it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Now? Snuffing machines like it's just a big nose.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Do we not have EMR or do we not have
the scan and the CT scan and all that sort
of stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Dogs? Dog, are they better? They're better?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
And Tim Saudi has stepped down as Black Caps a
cricket Test captain. The thirty five year old has lasted
less than two years in the role. Our team has
expected to land here in New Zealand at nine fifty
am this morning, and apparently Tim's going to talk to
media on arrival, Great New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
At Tim's earning. I think you're the media, lawya.

Speaker 24 (01:05:11):
That'll be there, smart Man's good time to get out of.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
The mat and Jerry Show podcast Laura McGoldrick is with
us until nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
It's like old times.

Speaker 24 (01:05:22):
Just like old times, me late, just the two hours late.
And I thought you picked up the mantra of being lately,
didn't you meety once on Lived?

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
Yeah, yeah, every now and then. But I'm sober for
a change, which good. I don't remember you being late, Laura.

Speaker 24 (01:05:36):
I literally think I was late on my last show
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Were you?

Speaker 5 (01:05:38):
Oh maybe I don't remember that.

Speaker 24 (01:05:40):
I don't know if you recall.

Speaker 25 (01:05:41):
That sort of towards the back end of particularly that
maybe was at the second year, we got a bit
loose on sort of arrival time, and we might have
just pre record a couple of things the night before,
just to give ourselves a bit of breathing room.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
It's that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:05:55):
We started recording six to sixteen, and we thought, you
know what, arriving at Sex is a better time than
a run week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
We had a PD that said, I see six to seven,
it's just a bit of a warm up hour, and
then we were like suitably warm when yeah, and then
we were like and then we're like us music to
our ears, we'll pre record that six to six thirty.
But then what was annoying is we went back to
doing it live and then g Lane was the boss,
and then about two years and he goes, I just
thought you just pre recorded that time. He had no idea,

(01:06:20):
He had no idea where were in. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
A problem was when something happened overnight, we would turn
up and it would we'd be talking about something that
you know, we had no idea that.

Speaker 24 (01:06:28):
There was some sort of great tragedy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
We're in a bit of drum. Yeah, that's right. So
brilliant planning that one. It's your last week here at
Radiohadickie Matt. Final day is going to be Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
We're in a hot spring spa and christ Church tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Really just talk about the Black Clash.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
You're flying down by the way at lunchtime today, am
I good luck in the storm? So you don't forget
to fire three messages to three four eight three, or
you can give us a call eight hundred headache you.
We can press a little talkback function on your iHeart
radio app as well. Let us know what moments from
the last eleven years on the Mataindeery Show you want
to hear.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
And so many people have.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Been asking about this incident here That led to a
lot of complaints with the BUSA. Look, you need to
sort yourself out, but there's been some teasers to come
through after your last comments calling Irish. I don't even
think I can say it spudsucker. I can't believe you
called Irish people spudsuckers, anthetic Scottish people hagis munches. You

(01:07:23):
can't call someone there?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Yeah, well, okay, Well I was born in Belfast and
I'm of Irish and Scottish ancestry. So if I want
to refer to my people as spudker's god and I
swore spudsuckers, whoa.

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
This has just got out of control. Now, this has
got out of control.

Speaker 17 (01:07:43):
Dare you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words?
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
And accw you hear Glane steaming?

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
And this is got what's the slip of the time
that was? Can I just distance myself from Jerry Is
saying that about spud people? No, let's go. I can't
believe you said.

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
And look on three four eight three the text has
just come on.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
As a non Irish person, I'd like to take a
fence on behalf of Irish people I ever met Spudsucker comments.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
People are not happy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
It wasn't the only time you ust myself. Of course,
there was this situation from May this year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
No sound in space because of course there's no oxygen
for the waves to go through.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
But it's instinct and the way that they know that
it's excuse me, the way that they excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Did I just swear?

Speaker 5 (01:08:31):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
So two later to two ifs and eleven years on
air is not too bad as a record.

Speaker 24 (01:08:41):
You don't think that's the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
It's been worse, the worse using non swear words, is
no doubt about that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
It's hard to say what you say on air and
what you say off here. I've definitely said some far
worse stuff than that off here. But I don't stand
by those comments about about my people. For the Irish people,
we're not. We're not spud Ifers. We're not. I'm sure
some of us are. I mean, every every every depraved
thing a human can do, they've done. I'm sure Spuds started.

(01:09:14):
It's nice, warm Spud's potato. You've got the music.

Speaker 10 (01:09:26):
How dare you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
You have stolen my dreams in my childhood with your
empty words.

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
The Mat and Jerry show podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Laura McGoldrick has been joining us for the last hour.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
It's been nice to have you on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
Laura.

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
And I'm sure you remember back.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
In the day when it was the Laura Met and
Jeremy Wells Show. Back in the day, the original show
that we were doing eleven years ago. We were very
Natti far to a room focused.

Speaker 24 (01:09:54):
It's a lot of good stuff happened in the Nati because.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
They have been the Luigi Luigi. It's Bevin Swang, Lynn Brown,
Nati far to the room, trust and trust. That was
ninety percent of our content for the first two years. Yeah,
he was a very good lover, lived around being the
former mayor of Auckland.

Speaker 24 (01:10:13):
Yes, yes, and you know you hear people. I just
don't know how you guys were the.

Speaker 25 (01:10:17):
Thirteenth best radio show and you know you hear the
content that we have talking about here.

Speaker 24 (01:10:22):
I don't understand either. We were very good.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Hold every second we got when you were on the show, Laura,
we got to twelve. We're now back to thirteen again,
but we were at twelve there for a brief moment.
I'll have you tell you what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
It's great to put eleven years in your life to
move from twelve, from thirteen to twelve and then back
to thirteen again. You know you can really hang a
hat on that. What goes up must come down. But yeah,
I mean, we've got some audio here, do we mash
you just to real live? Ninety percent of our content
from the early days.

Speaker 18 (01:10:53):
Great attention to detail. And he a very good lover.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
That there's vision talking about Lynn Brown's love.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
I believe that Lynn Brown was a very good love.
I think that choose to I mean, it's why could
Lynn Brown not be a good lover? Because whatever he's doing,
he's still Lin Brown. And I don't care how good
he is at it, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Well, when the lights go out, man, you don't always
know what's going Who's who's good?

Speaker 24 (01:11:18):
Look at that NASTI far to a room.

Speaker 6 (01:11:19):
I know that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Yeah, I don't know about the lights went down. They
had full strip lighting in the Nati fied I'm pretty
sure it's as bright as I came out in there.
I'm pretty sure Nati Farto was stepped in and said,
we don't want to be associated with that room anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
I think that's what happened. It's not called the Nati
far to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
A room anymore, you need an exorcism. We know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
I don't know what it's called anymore, but I'm pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Sure because we're doing some bad publicity from this bloody room.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
No one did more work around the Nati far to
a room and the Lynn Brown, Luigi Wuiji, the guy
from the kitchen Job. There was so much to it.
It was Lynn Brown, he was a very good lover.
There was so much to work with here. And I
know Radio Consultancy, I think it's time to move on
from this. It's old news. I think they were wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
It's good to bring back two things, the cle the
lines Wednesday, which Radio Consultant said was a shocking idea,
and also stuff around the Natty far to a Room with.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Len Brown, Luig Yuig and bevn Chwang. There you go,
here we go. Here's good text. It's come through. Thank god,
we're getting rid of Matt. What an absolute window. Bring out,
bring back Lesimi goolders. There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Hey, thanks for coming in.

Speaker 25 (01:12:24):
Laura, thanks for having me, and congratulations on the last
ten eleven years.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
It's pretty impressive, pretty impressive, going from thirteen to make
to thirteen.

Speaker 24 (01:12:35):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Movement.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
It's impressive to have kept my job. Let's just say that.
It's called treading water.

Speaker 5 (01:12:42):
This is the Mountain Jerry Show. See you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
We eight fifty five really really too. That's a good effort.

Speaker 24 (01:12:49):
Are you going to sign off with your husking? Isn't
that what we used to do?

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 18 (01:12:57):
Reason great attention to detail and he a very good lover.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
Hello, I'm Matteath. You've been listening to the Matt and
Jerry Radio Highlights podcast. Thanks for that. Right now you
can listen to our other one, the Daily Bespoke podcast,
which you will absolutely love. Anyway, set to download, like,
subscribe and review all those great things. It really helps
myself and Jerry mash and ruder. If you want to
discuss anything raised in this pod, check out the Conclave,

(01:13:36):
a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And whilst I'm
plugging things, I've got a weekly newsletter now Matteath dot
substack dot com. So why not go there and subscribe?
That would really really really get me excited if you
did that, all right, then, anyway you seem busy Matt
dot substack dot com, all right, then give him a

(01:13:57):
taste of key, We blessed, bless bless Okay then right
then okay

Speaker 16 (01:14:03):
M.
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