Mr. Bob Dobalina - The Radio Show (October 18)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
Entertainment, sports and music. There are available everywhere on the radio.
Out Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Kill running Welcome to the heart Ache Brieck Verst. It's
Friday the eighteenth in October. The year is twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Mon.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Name's Jeremy Wells in this morning, Marshy, Morning, Jerry, how
are you made all right? Good? Thanks? So we'll go
half an hour to give the mashy and then acc
here g Lane comes in.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
Oh, Gen Lane back today?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah he g Lane's back today and I Tellyway he
would have been absolutely fizzing because some exciting news overnight
with New Zealand cricket.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah up next, sure we said about that.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah, as you hear Brin rudkinsay, new Zealand's greatest day
of cricket on the sub continent ever.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah, you were too happy with those statements where.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
I think that maybe that day came in nineteen eighty
eight when we want to test our only test. Actually
I think we've won another test back in the nineteen sixties.
But anyway, one of our only tests here's your point.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
But yesterday it's pretty good rolling a team for forty
six and then what one hundred and eighty.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Odd for three? Yeah, just when I thought I was
potentially going to have to join the black lap about
black Caps support a support group again, my team have
come home for me. And that's what New Zealand knew.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
The hood Aki breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radiodi.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm not sure if you're aware of the news, although
you probably heard it on the news New Zealand Boldendi're
up forty six. Oh my goodness, right early last night.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Does your mind do the same thing that mine does
at that stage during go What could have possibly gone
so wrong? I wish I could be more excited about it,
because my incident reaction to this was not just overjoyment
for the black Caps side. It was Jesus, what happened
to here? What went so wrong?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
How do you mean?

Speaker 6 (01:45):
I know it's a slightly pessimistic view on it, but
I feel like forty six all out?

Speaker 7 (01:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah? Roich Arma won the toss two elected. The bat
misread the pitch and he's been quoted as saying I
clearly misjudged the pitch. I didn't read the pitch well enough.
And are we sit in that situation today? Bowled out
for forty six, the lowest ever total that India have
been bowled out for at home. That's pretty crazy, mate,
because what normally happens in India is that you win

(02:10):
the toss. If you win the toss in your bat
first and you get the best of the batting conditions, yes,
and then the pitch to terry rates over the next
five days turn square and your bowlers bowl on at last.
And India normally played three spinners. In fact, I think
they've played three spinners in this game and the ball
turned square and Turing teams don't know what to do
because I've never played on pitches like that.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Well, I mean so, Tim Soudy, Met Henry and Willow
Rourke were the only bowlers that bowled for us in
this inning. So he only bowled the three Tim Soudy
six overs with a wicket and then a couple of
maidens and then what a off His six Matt Henry
was probably the story of the day. He got his
fifer thirteen point two overs, a couple of maidens in
there as well, and only going for fifteen.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
And then Willow Rock bowled well as well.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
So it wasn't even the fact that things will tend
in square Jerry, like you're saying is I think India
is very capable of a fourth wicket forty six all
out by fourth innings forty six all out.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
Sorry, not a first in things.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Well, I mean that this is the lowest total anyone's
ever bowled them out for in their home conditions.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
But I mean you did come in this morning though,
and say that quite often in India the first hour
of the pitchul Son Test match can.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Be a little bit fiery.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
It'll do something, there can be a couple of demons
in the pitch early doors, and then it will flatten
out pretty quickly. On Yeah, totally, and I think I
think Bengaluru, which is where they're playing, I think it
does have a little bit of a little.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Bit of pace early on, right, I think it turns
square generally. But anyway, it was a superb performance, particularly
from Mayor Henry. I mean five or fifteen took us
one hundredths wick at two. Jesez has been bowling well
over the last few years. It took a good catch
as well. Actually, yeah, second to last grab of the day.
I think it was we actually caught our catches for once.

(03:43):
It was amazing, and then batted well, when are the
one hundred and eighty for three New Zealand and reply
to forty six? Oh my goodness, dare we believe that
New Zealand could win a test us our third test
ever in India? Oh?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Con we got ninety one?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Yeah, the hurducky breakfast already, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (04:03):
Question for you, Yeah, what was that tune that you
were singing on the way into the studio this morning?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ah? You mean this mister Bob double Lena, mister Doublin. Yeah,
that's why, mister mister Doublelina, mister Bob Doublelina by Dell
da Funky Homicapian the chune. Have you not heard mister Doblelina,
mister Bob Doublina.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I think I'm familiar with mister Doublelina, mister Bob double Lena, Mister.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Doublelina, mister Bob Dolena, mister Bob Doublina wants to quit?
You really make me single? Great song?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I don't think I've heard it in years?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Why why today, Jerry?

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Why the song today.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
For some reason, Mashi, this morning, I woke up and
the first thing that happened I opened my eyes, and
you know, sometimes something just pops into your head straight away.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, I'm familiar with that.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, I bet And I opened my eyes and the
first thing I thought was, mister Doublina.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
That's strange, isn't it weird? How the mine works?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Why was that? Why was mister Dobylina in my head?
This song learned large Over nineteen ninety one, ninety ninety two.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Is mister double Lina, mister Bob Doubilina an idea, a metaphor?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Or is it actually a person? I'm trying to listen
to the lyrics of this song as you discuss.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It, or you're asking too many questions here, am I right?
It's not important what mister Dobylina is. It's just an energy.
It's a vibe.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
I should lit it wash over me, I should soak
in it.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, it's a great song. It is a good song,
and it doesn't get enough credit. It doesn't get enough
credit in a modern setting. In a modern situation, what
does it needs playing? I mean that they're playing is
on flavor. Mister Doberlina, mister Bob double Lena. I must
go and ask Maddie who's in charge. You'll be out
there in about an hour. Actually, are you going.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
To go and ask if they played mister Doubleleena mister
Bob Dobileina on flavor?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I'm going to suggest that they play added to
the playlist.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
How about your focus on your own radio station.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
On see tune? Can we get some double Lena up
on this Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Are you making up ticks of you?

Speaker 1 (06:06):
No? You get some double leaner up on this beach?

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Actually does say they've had enough double Lena in this.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Custom. Basically the last.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Year there was the hood Are you breakfast with Jeremy Wells?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Already acc here? Glane joins us on the show this morning,
no doubt, very very excited a lot of the last
night's performance by the black Caps against any bottoming out
for forty six and then one hundred and ninety for.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Three classic black Caps class. I was sitting down and
just ready to watch us get absolutely spanked. And what
have we done? We played the probably the best day
of cricket ever on the subcontinent.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
When we have a performance like that, Julane, what happens
to the black Cap support support group.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Do they go into hiding.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Or do you know we cancel all the bookings, so
we just cancel it.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
We pencil books.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
So many town halls. It's incredible because you can pence
the book anything. We basically we just cover our bases.
It's like what most people do at golf.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Courses, dropping any deposits or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Because if you go to those charity ones, you don't
have to pay the posit.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
So they'll canceled, canceled, cancel. They're canceled for at least
another two days and then there might be some more
blockings again and then another couple of days if stuff
that hits.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Out' that's what it's all about. That's ups and downs.
It's the rollercoaster.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
The hod at you breakfast a radio, it's six thirty
on radio.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
How to keep time for the latest news headlines. Former
Green Party leaders were among those that are meeting at
which the party decided to oust rogue MP Darlene Tanner
from Parliament. Heavyweights like Kevin Haig and Matita to Day
spoke at the Zoom meeting last night. A marketing expert
who is a marketing Experience says, it's not just price,

(07:44):
it's attracting people to online site. Team. It's not a
sty of goods, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Is anyone bought anything from Tim and gone, oh, that's
good calling.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
You could buy five piece of sunglasses for like what
twenty bucks?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
If that?

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Oh, you can buy fishing luis. I've got so many
fishing luers. You can buy a box for twenty bucks
and you can just hook them on the rocks, cut
it off, move on.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Moral of the story is that's that's what's treating everyone
to tenure. It's the price.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, apparently there's some freebies that you can sign up to.
A friend of mine was saying that his son signed
them up on all of their credit cards to the
to the TMU freebie packages and they just send you
free things what and he got sent the most stupid
things you've ever seen in your entire life, the most
useless things in the world. We like drug dealers, and
there's things just arriving at the house all the time,

(08:33):
packages just arriving. It's really good. If you've got one
of those online shopping addictions, you have to pay for
it and you're just getting things you don't need.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
It.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
You just put it in the bin, but you just
get the stuff feel really good. The dopamine goes up,
put it in the bin, get another thing the next day.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
Smart, absolutely brilliant.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
There's no no issues there.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's great for the environment. And then sport. The black
Caps have unleashed a record breaking juggernaut on India. Is
that what you'd call it?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Juggernaut?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
A record? But they've unleashed a record breaking juggernaut. That's weird.
I don't write that.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Is that Matt Henry they're talking about that?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't know who the record breaking juggernaut.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Is the whole thing really, because it's India's lowest total
in India ever.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yes, scheduled for forty six and New Zealand are one
hundred and eighty for three a lead of No, we're
not one hundred and ninety a lead of one hundred
and thirty four. I'm sure I looked at them before
and it was one hundred. What is this scolling me?
Have a look. I can tell you something because I
did a little bit of research this morning. Yes, that

(09:37):
the last time. And I don't want to jinx us
because it's only day two because the day one was
washed out. But the last time we won in India
nineteen eighty eight. Herefore, yeah, nineteen eighty eight and at
wang Keedy Stadium. Where at wang Keedy?

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yes, Mumbai, Yes we won a Mumbai, Yeah I'm familiar with.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
And Richard Hadley took ten wickets, John Bracewell took and
yeah we won by one hundred and thirty six runs.
It was a pretty rubbish looking Indian team. I think
they rest it was the second Test that we won't
and and actually we only narrowly lost the third Test,
so we could have won its series there. But I
think there were some in those days. You had home umpires.
Oh yeah, yeah were I mean we had some shock

(10:21):
we were we were, to be honest.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
The d at you breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Walking to their c's debut season kicks off against the
Brisbane war at Go Media Stadium tomorrow at five pm
and you can get your tickets now. They are selling fast.
I'm going to be there.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Yeah, I'm in here as well. It's going to be
it's going to be great first game of the.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Franchise.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
Franchise, yeah, go hard. They've sold just over twenty thousand,
so it's only a few thousand left. I would recommend
getting in for It's going to be great, Mash. He's
going to be on the duty.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
Yeah, I was just going to say, quick around the room,
are we all going to be sitting tomorrow for the game?

Speaker 5 (11:01):
If that will be all right? You're in the port.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
On the port, there's the fanning whilet fleers off and.

Speaker 6 (11:07):
The man of the people yeahs off yeah, flags, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Absolutely, ships off. That's the phoenix.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Get out of here. That is discussed. Can't be you're
litting fers and fireworks yeah, Roman candles. Oh yeah, oh wow.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
I'll be pitchside doing some interviews. Jerry. Whereabouts will you
be sitting? Out of curiosity?

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Look, I'm I'm with the people.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, people, I'll be.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'm with the people. Yeah, those people, my people.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Okay, my business.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
You're quite accurate.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm with my people. Look, I'm in the box, yeah,
the box.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Who are your people? Out of curiosity?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Who's in there with you? You've got to go via
the stands by the poor people. You've got to go
via the via the people will.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Give us at the least one at the balcony.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'll be at the back of the box. I won't
be watching them, sort of at the back of box,
enjoying the hospitality and an out of the toilets.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Tickets are still available for tomorrow's match, by the way,
just head along to the Aukland FC website or you
can pick up a couple of tickets that away.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Up next, we can talk about how King Charles became
one of the world's most prolific pen pals. You breakfast Alradio,
So it turns out she lay and MESHI but Ken
Charles has spent his life hanging out the back of
a ballpoint pen. He is one of the most prolific
letter writers in the world. Did you know that?

Speaker 4 (12:30):
That's a little pisty for me, But anyway, carry on.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
I thought he did his best work over the phone.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, same with the Tammys and stuff.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh god, you remember that? Yeah? That was who wants
to be a Tammy? Man or woman?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
Who wants to be a Tammy?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I want to be your Tammy? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
I think we need to have a look through these
it is that he's been sending out over the last
few years, and just make sure there's no other kind
of Tammy references.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Well, he sent letters to Milania Trump.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
He's spraying it around like he sent them to JR.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Tolkien.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
He's just spraying it around.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Does he want to be wanted to Tolkien's Tammy?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I don't think so. Oh goodness me, you wouldn't want
to do that. C. S. Lewis he sent letters to C. S.
Lewis the author lie which in the wardrobe of a
sexual nature?

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Or are they just a how's it?

Speaker 5 (13:12):
How's it going?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Wow? It does send out the old cards to that?
Does he count that the cards to the one hundred
year olds that he's piesting him? Because of course, now
you get a letter from the king, don't you You
do what.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
If you one hundred you get a letter from the
king handwritten?

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Not handwritten, but you get it signed. Yeah. I think
he just signs them. I wonder if he does sign.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Them to King Charles. Here apparently two thousand, four hundred
letters annually.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Divide that by what three hundred and seventy how many
days in a year?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Three three hundred and sixty five mesh?

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, divide that by that.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
He's not writing with those sausage fingers. It's not he's
dictating to Minion.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Apparently written.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
Glitters a day.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
No way, those sauces aren't holding a holding a fountain pin.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Well do you remember when he went to sign that
thing and Kimilla was behind him and he had a
real has he fit? Do you remember that?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Because this sosses wouldn't work.

Speaker 6 (14:01):
Or you can get a saucy fingers to kind of
operate a signature.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Nay, he was really battling. Now, the pin wouldn't work.
Actually he blamed the pin, but I blame the sausage fingers. Yes,
of course you gotta blame the operator in that situation.
So he apparently writes Lis to people outside of political circles.
Australian comedian comedian Kathy Letty.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
Why is he going to say?

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Marls, she's a great museumer. Oh my god, I love
Maria Margolis. A friend of mine actually saw Mary Marglis
just the other day in London said, I'm sitting behind
Miriam Margley's at a play. I was like, is she
who is?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
What's she most famous for?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
She was in Harry Potter Potter, she was also Nursey
in Black Header.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
Ah yep.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Two. Yeah, love Nursey so good. And she was in
black Adder three? Was she or a black Header? There's
another thing that she did? What else was she? She
was another thing in Black Header as well? She was
one of the turn up, one of the turner, the
turn up couple.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
So if we write to him, will we write we'll
saucy right back?

Speaker 5 (15:04):
How should we give it a go and give it
a hand?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Dary repend a letter to King Charles. It says, dear Chuck,
what's up with your saucy fingers? Gives a right back
love from the Hiderckey Breakfast, So sending it off to Buckingham.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Palace, London. That's what we have to do, Buckham Palace, London.
I'll get there.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Yeah. Po Box nineteen forty five, London. It should be
sweet airs. Coming up after seven o'clock. We're going to
chat about the great New Zealand te Off.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Yes, a great initiative if those of you out there
who play a bit of golf and need an excuse
because this is charity, so you get to play golf
in the name of charity.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Also a brand new segment called if with mh oh.

Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
And it's good to have you in here, ACC here,
g Lane because this is the perfect initiative for you.
You have f with a few people in your time.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
Oh yeah, this is this is right in my wheelhouse.
I've got a lot to offer the F with mh.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yeah. So for people who haven't listen or don't know
about this, we're effing with Mike Hoskink Yes, and we're
going to do it through Matt Heath, which is interesting
because he's also emh mh mh. But yeah, m so
he's going to put some stuff in his studio. Perhaps
start off, start off with a little things subtle, yeah,

(16:19):
and then maybe grow it. So I look forward to
your ideas.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
After seven o'clock they breakfast already. Day.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Nice to have your coverany this morning. I'm the headache Breeks. Friday,
the eighteenth of October twenty twenty four. It's a great
pleasure to have Acc and g Laan with us this morning.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Great to be here Monday Friday specialists really like the
top and tail. Just come in from both ends.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I want you coming in from either end to be honest.
Mas she's here as well. Morning Mashi.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
How are you well every Friday?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Mate? Yeah, very good things. I'm very good after that
amazing performance on day two because Day one was washed
out of the first cricket Test and he's playing India
in Bengaluru. Yep and yeah, man, forty six bowling in
you're out for forty six. That's the lowest ever total
by an Indian team at home.

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Is it just me?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
But I struggled to enjoy watching India get bold out
for forty six. I should have enjoyed it. I should
have been on the couch yahooing and all I had
I was crippled with anxiety of us batting next than
having to Facebook and everyone else. I was like, oh
my god, what's wrong with me?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
What's wrong with that? Well, the other problem is that
you're canceling all those pencil bookings as the Black Cats
supporter support group as well those town halls. It took
a while all across New Zealand busy Edmond Day for
you the Hood.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Actual Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
The Great New Zealand Tea Off is starting up. I
guess soon because it's a November coming up.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, they're auctions live. So just to explain what the
Great New zeal Tea offers, one hundred and ninety golf
clubs around the country have donated tea times to the site.
You go on it, you bid forty if you want.
There's some great deals on golf courses around New Zealand
you can get for example, you can get a course
for twenty one barks for a four ball. You go on,
you bid. All the money from that great ze on

(18:05):
to off goes to November. The auctions open for three
weeks and anyone who bids, We've put up a price.
Anyone who bids goes in the drawer to win a
four ball at Tiata Links. Whoa plus you get to
stay the night with your mates. Whoa plus you get
to have dinner with us as well. Oh come on,
and you play with us as well. I think, yeah,
we're playing, and so a couple of November Ambassadors and

(18:27):
then a four ball. So anyone who bids and to
bid it's pretty easy text t te to three four
eight three or send you to the site. But on it.
It's a great excuse also because I know everyone gets
a lot of grief around if you play golf. It's
a good some people tell I mean, I've got friends
not looking at people like Ben Hurst. He his partner
thinks his partner thinks that eighteen holes takes nine hours.

(18:48):
So but it has a big commitment golf, and obviously
it's sometimes it's a hard sell to your other half.
But this is for charity. So you can say you
can book a couple of calls and make a weekend
of it, but it's just for charity. So you go,
what are you doing this weekend? I've got I've got
to play thirty six holes of golf. And it's like,
why it's for charity, it's for no member.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I've got to do it. I got to do it.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
And I've got a mate, Jeremy. He's been struggling. He's
quite stressed out right, and he's got two jobs. He
lost his best mate. You know, I've got to go,
well he is, he's dead to me. You know, he
needs support, he needs the guys around him. So we're
going out and we're playing forty eight goals of guy.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Right when you can play the mental health card on
your mate like this and incorporate golf into it. And
I think that golf is an interesting one because golf
when you're younger great game to play with your mates.
A lot of a lot of people get into it
when they're younger, and then generally what happens is kids
come along in a certain time in your life, ruin
your life, and that really changes things and it comes
to golf. It's a big call. I've always thought the

(19:54):
golfer who has very very young children and it's like,
I'm off to play golfer six hours by through get back.
It's like, Wow, there's always a lot of negotiation that
goes on there. But I'm at an age now, I'm
forty seven, my kids are what fourteen and twelve? Yeah,
so I'm through. I'm through, I'm out of the weeds.

(20:14):
I'm through the other side and now tossing. My partner's
looking for ways to get rid of me, and so
that's the perfect way to get rid of your partner
for at least four hours.

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it all right, Tea to three four eight three The.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
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Speaker 1 (20:50):
Here's a text that's just come in which sounds lovely. Actually,
I'm off to the Lincoln University Garden party listening to
the Hidarchy Breakfast this morning from six pm. Four beers
from six am, sorry, four beers deep.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh there you go. Look it sounds lovely. But having
attended a couple of the Lincoln Garden parties, I think
the titles more an ironic title that R's not cumber sandwiches,
certainly not devin Sti, no scon No. Probably kind of
the vombing Dragon. Probably a couple of Pelicans.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Oh look, yesterday on the podcast Jury, you expressed your
feelings towards something that is known in the bizz as
what's the time quarter plus seven?

Speaker 5 (21:34):
You think we should be okay with.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
This glitter boobsh glitter birbs. Yeah, you can say about
a quarter past seven.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
People head along to festivals and they dress up with
essentially just glitter all over the bodies, opposed to any
kind of form of clothing. It is one of those
types of parties. I'd say it's not rarely a classy
establishment of the garden party.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
The clue also is in the first word of that
the Lincoln That's giveaway Lincoln Garden. Anything after that is irrelevant.
That's the Lincoln Gard. It's a great time, I'll give
you that. It's up there with the INSOC and down
in Cannaby the Engineering Society and have legendary functions out

(22:12):
on the island fields there. I lost a lot of
my innocence on island fields.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
What were you doing?

Speaker 6 (22:17):
What are you doing spending so much time doing there?
On christ Hitch Did you just hear about INSOC parties?

Speaker 7 (22:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:21):
You know what I'm going to get down there from
Hamilton pretty much.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
I do not know that absolutely disgraced himself down there
at university. You know about Julane's disgraceful if it's at
Canterbury University. He's one of the only people to have
ever swum. He went to a party once. He was
so desperate to get to a party that I don't
think he was allowed to get to that he swam
through the Avon River. He arrived by the Avon River, and.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Anyone anyone know the Avon River that goes through Kenneby University.
It's the it's the kind of I can think it's
maybe even a contributed to the It's like it's about
I don't know, ten centimeters deep end Rocket and.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Julane arrived via because he was They would not They
had a picture of hump. We will not let this
man into this buddy says, I'm going to find a
way in there. And it was either helicopter, getting dropped
in by helicopter, which is going to be too obvious,
or swimming your way in via the Avon. He swam
his way in and.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Then you ended up getting in all good, no questions.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Questions asked. I mean, look, the fact I was banned
was I mean, I thought it was unfair. The urinal
that fell into the Avon that with people in it
was it was on a lean already. Well hang on, no, sorry,
So that's why I got banned from the I got
actually got thrown out and I swam back in. But yeah,
there was. It was one of those urinals where guys
going out and you can get about six or seven
dudes inside. But that stuck it on a slight lean

(23:36):
and I was just saying, if it was steady, it
ended up in the with people in it, people in it.
It wasn't enough.

Speaker 6 (23:45):
I like, and how do I get back into this party?
I'm going to swim back across the Avon my way
back in three fronts week.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, I'll have a find of Garden party everybody.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Oh no, it was a great keys you're a disgrace.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Actually breakfast twitch Jeremy Wells already hurdy it's black key.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
So briefs twenty minutes past seven, there's a Texas just
a you speak for you, g Lane. That's one hell
of a story. And I thought I'd done some ridiculous
things next level where I mean the story of you
at the foundry in christ Church, when you're there at
the university pushing it into the Avon River. I mean
that for me, that is that's in terms of out
of ten for your stories, that's like a four. Yeah,

(24:25):
I mean you've got some, You've got some eights and nines.
There's a couple of tens in there.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
As far as your yarns go. That's a Tuesday. Yeah,
you know, you've got a couple of Saturdays still in
you to come. I think just today, Oh yeah, you've
only scratched the surface.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Boys.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
I've been reading your new book that you've released Gulane, obviously,
the sec Almanac. I've been working with you guys for
four or five yeah, half a decade, and I suppose
and reading that book as once again is still somehow
found a way to change my thoughts on both of you.
What an incredible read this is turning out to be.
Me and my flatmates sit down. It's a bit of
a story time actually at my flat on about five

(24:58):
six pm at night during the week at the moment,
But my god, I think text. If you want to
hear some proper stories, maybe going by that book, because
there's a few more that I don't even think the
this yarn here about pushing some people down in a
toilet into the Avon River has made the Almanac.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
I'm worried about your flat, mash. If you're sitting around
and reading that story and reading stories from the Almanac
at nights, let's have another story from the Almanac. Then
I am really you're twenty five.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm worried about you then and then one flat mad
right stand up. Ever on a erection inspection, there.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Is not an erection inspection. I'll tell you what's concerning.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I spoke to my mum yesterday and my mom said,
I saw your I saw your book, saw you on
the front cover side. I bought a couple of them.
What she goes, I'm really looking forward to reading that,
I said. I quickly said, look, most of the stuff's
made up, So you doing buying that book. She has

(25:59):
avoided reading or watching anything I've done for my whole life.
Now she's reading the books seven sharp should be listening
to this show next. What are you concerning?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Get on your Sheryl.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, no, Cheryl, don't either.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
It's all true, Cheryl, it's all true.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It's not true.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
Your son is the best of us.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
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Speaker 1 (26:22):
Radiohdackey gig a little funds back thanks to super Lika
to win five hundred bucks from our gig a little fun.
You just need to listen to Hydarchie and hear the
roar of the encore. It could happen at any time.
And when you hear the sound of the roaring crowd,
just call oh, eight hundred hydarchy, that cash could be yours.
Let me say that, I think we might give that
away this morning.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Can I can I give a hint on how to
spend that five hundred bucks please? Yeah, four hundred on
party favors, one hundred on bears and go to a
free gig that the council is putting on.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
O go there we go. Yeah, that's quite a good
bit of advice actually coming up after seven. So I
see there was no racing in the America's Cup today.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
No, No, there was another rest day. I think into
the weekend. It care factor is starting to wane a
little bit for me on the whole America's Cup since
it's not coming back. Here's like the All Blacks winging
the World Cup and then going, you know what, We're
not going to play in New Zealand anymore.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
Was there a planary stay or was this just to
get a few sponsors over there and just make sure
everyone's over there?

Speaker 1 (27:20):
Oh God, I hope we don't make that mistake again.
I mean, already Mashes put the curse on it.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, no, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
He's already put a curse on pore now. He said,
that's sign up. Then they came back with two more races.
That is the curse, Mash I've got. This is how
it works.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I've got some suggestions. If we do want and the
cup comes back here but the racing doesn't, I've got
some suggestions to perhaps how we can use the cup
a bit better than just putting it behind a bulletproof
glass cabinet.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Ouse Maswell put it to use correct. Yeah. Yeah. Also
there's a text that came in earlier on g Lane
and it said, is there any chance that you potentially
are going to buy a ticket and head over to
bengalou U to watch New Zealand win the first Test
that they've won in India since nineteen eighty eight. Because
if so, they prepared to pay you twice what you

(28:07):
were going to pay for your fare to keep you
away from Bengaluru.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
It is my favorite Indian city.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh no, no, it is the curse of g Lane.
Stay away the.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already r Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Seven thirty one on the Hidaky Breekfast Time for your
latest news headlines. A big day four six hundred workers
at Tiamadoo's meat works Alliance group will confirm the future
of its Smithfield plant. Today, employees have been called to
a meeting at nine am.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Is it women?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's is that Mini's old one?

Speaker 7 (28:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
I thanks to Thomas south Ilder meetworking man I stuet,
I think it is. I think it is Smithfield. He
was a boner. The navigation record book of the Manawanui
has been found by a British Royal Navy ship patrolling
near the wreck off Sar Moor. I sought to provide
key evidence in the investigation into the sinking. Release it.

Speaker 6 (28:53):
Send it public, let us have it. I want to
hear what's going on here? This could be interesting stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Imagine if in general life you had a black box.
Just in general life, you wake up on the couch
on a Sunday and your partner goes were you last night?
And you're like, no, idea, no idea, And she goes, okay,
I'll just have a look at the black box. And
she reaches and pulls it out of your ear, plugs
it into the computer.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
And no, no, no, no, no, no no no no. Well,
I hate to tell you, but your phone essentially is
a black box.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
That's what I think about all the time.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
It was what if I died if I got hit
by a car on the way, God forbid. I mean,
I'd be sad for a little bit, thank you. If
I got hit by by car on the way back
home today after a.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Car I don't know.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Volvo. If it was Evolver, you definitely did.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
But Avolver or Revolver, Szuki Swift? How fast was the
car going?

Speaker 5 (29:40):
I think you're really focusing on the wrong detail.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
I think if it has to bars, if it's something
like a highlights with tobars, you definitely did what you're.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Doing on the road.

Speaker 5 (29:48):
I actually don't remember what I was talking about now.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Doing on the road. For God's sake, what was I
talking about?

Speaker 4 (29:54):
Can you not cross the road?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Johnny? Hit by a car? Mate?

Speaker 5 (29:58):
Stop we're talking about black boxes.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Thanks to stop getting hit by a car. Don't get
hit by a car.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
What I was just going to say is if I
got hit by a car, it doesn't matter what kind
of car.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Look, listen and look again.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Don't get hit by The trick is when you're crossing
a road right. Look.

Speaker 6 (30:12):
For some reason, I wasn't able to tell if through
a car's drive traffic coming and I accidentally got hit
by a car.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
What's the problem with your generation? You can't cross roads?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
You're on your phone, won't you classic, This is the problem.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
With your generation. Either you're on your phone. A lot
of you have to use pedestrian crossings across the road.
It's like, just look both ways. Men.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
I get hit by a car on the way home today,
then I have to wake up tomorrow. No, I won't
wake up tomorrow, and someone else will wake up tomorrow.
Get to see my phone and all hell breaks.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
The hood at breakfast already Oko, Fellas take two. So
what I'm trying to say here, boys.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Okay, are you talking about this is back to the
Manu and Nui black box has being found.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
Yeah, that's right, and I'm saying you have to release
this information. I think it's important that we all as
a public are allowed to hear what's on this black box.
But what I was saying earlier is it's a general
genuine fear of mine is the idea of I don't know,
for example, fellas crossing the road and getting hit by
a car. I know you were having issues with this
analogy before, but look, we're just going to have to
plow through. If that's okay, Can we just do a

(31:12):
heart attack or something?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
It does it have to be a okay for a hemorrhage,
just a brain hemorrhage.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
A genuine fear of mine as if I just collapsed it, Yes, okay,
and then and then and then my phone is still alife.

Speaker 5 (31:24):
Yes, that's all I wanted to get out before. That's
all I wanted to say.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
And now my point has been made, like a genuine
fear that I feel like my phone holds a lot
of information that makes me look like a far West
person in the nature.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Kids, you are a terrible person?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Who cares? You? Did?

Speaker 7 (31:35):
You?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Did? You did? Who care you did?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Or the thing?

Speaker 5 (31:37):
I know because my memory is a pet.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Of batteries at some stage. Yeah, I don't know. Are
you just fearful that? I mean, why don't you just
tell anybody just have a little thing on it that
comes up instead of having a picture that you've got
of yourself with your shirt off, which you've got as
your home screen.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Oh yeah, your fiesty look.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Why don't you what's just weird? Why don't you just
have a little note on it, a picture that you've
taken or something some tech that says please do not
revive this phone.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
That will be good.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I am dead, you revive this phone. This phone, there's
stuff in here that I want people to see.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
I just feel like if I put a note on
the front of the phone saying, hey, if I die,
whatever you do, do not go on this phone. And
for example, I don't know a young Glane or a
young Jerry found this phone.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
I'm going on the phone.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
It might make you want to go.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
On the phone.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I'm going on that phone, and I'm going to your
funeral and I'm going to put a slideshow up and
I'm going to play Johnny Cashhot and then I'm going
to play and it's just going to be littered with
your disgusting behavior at festival.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
So I know what you're up to, Mash, I know
what your generation are up to the DPS. But also
and then you can do that Glane, your organize a
slide shack. And then I'll just read. I'll read from WhatsApp,
and I also go back over some Snapchat things and
read some of the comments because I saw the other
day on your Snapchat when you just happen to be
talking about snapchat? How many fearful? How many careful? Okay? Thing?

(33:04):
I mean, what's going on there?

Speaker 5 (33:06):
There's one female and that is my lovely, lovely partner.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Well, I didn't see her name in the snapchat lineup
of all of them? You did.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
Your eyes are getting dodgy with age, Jerry, you just have.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
To look a bit Harderry, I have an idea. Should
we plan Mesh's funeral?

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, I think it's quite good. I've got the slideshow
you'll do. You'll do the reading. Yeah, yeah, we'll bury him.
Just open casket with a no shirt on, with the
gold necklace, hold a festival Bret bracelets on his wrist.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
I want you to know we near my funeral.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I'll do readings from your from your WhatsApp. That'll be
so much fun.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
All right, hot shots? Do you reckon that?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (33:39):
If you're so confident about your phone history and and
the and the good people that you are, get them out.
Get your phones out and have a look through the history.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I didn't phone work.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Mine's just mind's full of cricket highlights and small people doing.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Sports, really small people doing sports. Okay, that's almost worse
breakfast Twitch.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Jeremy Wells a.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Radio radio horaik this I got out to you guys
gig a little.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Well, that's good that they said fun and not something else.
Good morning, Dave from christ Church. Welcome to the show.
Brning gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
How are you bloody good? Thanks Dave?

Speaker 1 (34:23):
So, Dave, what have you rang up for? What is
he run out for? Dave? Congratulations you five hundred bucks fan?

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Hey, so Dave, what are you going to spend your
five hundred bucks on? What gigg you're going to go to?
Are you just going to spend it all on booze?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Oh? Bit a bit of a mixture. I'm pretty keen
on Tom York actually coming up next week.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
That's a good show on the bung Eye Tom York.
Is he coming out and doing a solo tour?

Speaker 7 (34:47):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Yes, that's the bagger.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Oh you're definitely some petty favors to get a smile
on your face and well done, Dave.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Enjoy Tom York. Cheers, boys, have a great day. Only
five hundred dollars winging its way to you, Thanks very much.
Just super liquor, We've got five hundred bucks to give
away again next week the.

Speaker 6 (35:10):
Hood Achy Breakfast All Radio AI Jerry Is we were
playing at that Chili's song there.

Speaker 5 (35:15):
You said something interesting to Pixy Campbell Picks.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
Campbell our Australian content Dirictor came into the studio and
bought us some hot coffee this morning, A very nice
thing of him to do. You said that, I and
I quote, I never understood how dial and odal worked
until recently. So did you not understand how the game delanodial?

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah? The TV show deal or no deal. It's always
on when I go to TVNZ on one of the
giant TV screens in front of my desk, and I've
been watching it with but the sounds not up, so
I've never understood.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
There's just lines of numbers going down on both sides.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
And then a really really short guy who's hosting it,
and everybody here people just whatever contestant comes on Gallivism
and then there's some people with suitcases and there's numbers
and they keep opening up these suitcases, and then the
bank comes in with this number, and then people do
a cross sign with their arms. Yeah, and then but
I can't hear what they're saying. But they just got

(36:06):
a cross sign and then in the end and that's
still and some people do I think with their hands
and running money, and then someoney that smiles at the
end of it all that doesn't and then the short
guy looks excited the whole time. That's basically what I've
been watching, and then recently I've just worked out how
it works.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Well, there you go. Yeah, but it's quite a good
TV show, is what you probably learned.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Well, it is.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
It's the best TV show I've ever watched with the soundown.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
You can watch it completely. It's I think it's better
with the sound And then I watched it with the
sound up for the first time the other day, and
I was like, this is rubbish.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
What did you think was going on? Do you think
other than obviously just the things that you noticed about it?
Did you I wonder how you thought. I wonder how
your brain thought the game was going.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
No.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I tried to work it out for years. I could
not work the bloody thing out.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
I can think of better content with the soundown.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
What's that? Ge Lane? Classic? Disgusting from you? So disgusting
from you? You want to talk about brushing your teeth
at work?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Yes, oh yeah, shocking yesterday afternoon. I've got to explain
this someone yesterday afternoon at work.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
For me, it.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
Signals something's up, something terrible's happened. If you're brushing your
teeth mid afternoon.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Afternoon at work, it's discussed there.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
I'm keen to you really get into the weeds.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
On that one, all right. Also, it will be good
to get Heath on the line before nine, because we've
got a new segment that we're starting here on the
Hedey Breakfast called If with MH.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Which is Mike Hosking obviously not Matt Heath.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
No, that's right, but it's going to involve Matt Heath.
He's going to be doing things to Mike Hosking studio
and really IF with them. Yep, we're gott to run
it by Heath. I don't think he knows about this yet, No,
he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
We're going to just give him a cold call, are we?

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Usually I line up our guests, and I did think
as you were teasing that Jerry I have not text
met Heath this morning.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
We'll just call them cold call him. Yeah, okay, that
we will call call him. Also five uses for the
America's Cup besides putting it behind a bulletproof gold case. Yes,
let's get stuck up about after eight.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hidarchy.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Nice to have your witness on a heartache breakfast this morning, Friday,
the eighteenth of October twenty twenty four. She's a Friday
acc head that Gi lanees in this morning.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah, we made it through another week.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
We done block ending the weeks with Glane. We're going
Mondays and Fridays.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yep, we're going the spit rows either end.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Jeezu, just a visually. I just had a feeling of
measuring that you involved in that. Rather not think about that.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Sorry, later on.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Five uses for the America's Cup other than just chucking
it in a glass box. Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (38:35):
Look, if it comes home, it only comes home. The
racing doesn't, so we might as well put it to use.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
I don't know if it's coming home after Mash put
that horrific curse on it.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
I didn't curse it. It's just confidence. We're gonna win it.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Well, there was a lot of confidence around when we
were eight and a laugh and san Fran all those
years ago.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
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Speaker 2 (39:04):
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Speaker 1 (39:08):
Do you know what has just happened during that song?
The Cult chopping word with Firewomen, A great shune, great churn,
and I was having a great time. We're chatting away
here in the studio, great vibe. Paxy Campbell, an Australian
content director. Pokes is hit in the door just when
I thought things couldn't get any better, and he said, oh,
by the way, I'm making your cocktail out in the office.

(39:29):
Don't forget. I'm going to be coming in in ten
minutes and I'm delivering.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
You a cocktail, a Cosmopolitan as well a rocktail.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Because for gig a little this month Radio Haddocke's celebrating
live music and we've also we're also running a rocktail
thanks for super.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
Is it normal though, that he's doing one for herm
one for the cocktail shaker, one for her, one for
the cocktail shake. Normal behavior.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
There's a lot of tasting going on it there. I'm
just watching him. I'm watching him and is it normal
for a content dirinct to be drinking from the bottle? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Well, look, it's one of those things you go to
a really nice cocktail bar and you you know something
I like Bedford and soda, and the barman usually dips
a straw in, puts the finger over the top and
creates a vacuum and then just as a little taste,
not taking a mass of slug straight out of the bottle.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
No, I mean that bottle's gone down by about a third,
classic Pixie Campbell. Although the other thing I've noticed with
with the with the bartenders, so because they are sampling
a lot of drinks. Now, not a lot of them
drink a huge amount because they work bloody hard, but
you will notice the bartender shake. Have you ever noticed
the shake when they're pouring and drink. A lot of

(40:34):
them have got the shakes, and they're not you wouldn't
describe them as massive drinkers, but they're just drinking all day,
every day, sampling a little.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
Bit micro dacent yep, the whole time.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Show me a bartender without the shakes and I'll show
you nothing. So what goes in a cosmo some triple sick?

Speaker 6 (40:56):
I believe vodka control triple sick? Is there a message
ference between his control and a triple sick jury that
owns a bar.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Don't know what, don't know what a triple sick is? Okay,
all right?

Speaker 5 (41:06):
What about a cranberry juice?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
You know what that is? Yep, that's the juice of
a cranberry for the tart flavor.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Apparently it's the pretty pink color to a Cosmopolitan. And
then finally fresh lime juice.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Oh well, there you go. So that's coming through from
Toddy shortly, is it?

Speaker 4 (41:19):
Can we can we talk America's Cup next? Can we
talk what we're going to do with this cup if
it comes home? Because I don't care about the racing anymore.
I just want to do something with the cup. More
interesting with the cup than stick it in the raw
on yacht squadron.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Toddy's going to put a massive Cosmopolitan in it, I think,
and smash that back.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
It would be good.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Could you imagine that the mirror, the old mug full
of Cosmopolitan. Imagine this The America's.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
Cup celebrations the next level.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I've heard about them. Oh really, I've heard about those
America's Cup celebrations.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
God actual breakfast with Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
It's a great time, you got to say for New
Zealand sport at the moment.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Ron a heater.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
We are absolutely on a heater. We've got the white
ferns across and do the Cricket Women's World Cup. They
are the T twenty World Cup. They are in the
semi finals. That's right.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I can't believe that you, Jerry thought that that only
won one game so far.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
In this.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Let's just forget about that.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
To be fair, their build up was terrible. They lost
ten in a row leading into this, so I could
see the confusion. But they're facing South Africa and the
West Indies and South Africa beat Australia.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Yeah, so then they would go up against South Africa
in the final. So absolutely they just need to win
win two games there, which is sensational. We're going brilliantly
in the America's Cup. Although Mash has put a horrific
curse on there.

Speaker 5 (42:38):
Now I haven't put any kind of curse on there.

Speaker 7 (42:40):
We will go.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
We were four now, Mash and then you put the
curse on and now it's four two.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
No, I didn't put any curse on.

Speaker 6 (42:44):
I just said I'm feeling very confident that this is
all pretty much as good as so now we're.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Going to make Liam Lawson. He is in the Formula
One makes his debut for Red Bull Racing. Red Ball
not the feeder to Red Bull Racing. But that's a
big deal. That is a really big deal. Hundreds of
thousands of drivers wanting to do Formula One and we've
got a keying in it.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Yeah, I'm not sure how well he drives, but he
looks good. Oh, it looks great and it seems to
be a very important part of Formula one that you
look good. And then of course New Zealand cricket at
the moment and Bengaluru bowling and you're out for forty
six overnight and then scoring one hundred and ninety odd
for three. That's pretty impressive. That's the best day for

(43:25):
New Zealand cricket in India for a long long time.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Yeah. Absolutely. The America's Cup. There was no racing today.
I think the Minix races tomorrow and Sunday, So potentially
there's a chance that New Zealand could if they win
next four races, they could, you know, they could win
the Cup because it's a first of seven. It's four
to two at the moment.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah, it's possible if Meshi somehow finds a way of
walking about that kiz An.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
They've said that the racing's not going to come back
to New Zealand. It's going to be in the UAE
or Saudi or whoever's got the biggest check book. They've
said that that's not going to come back here, but
if they do, when the Cup comes back here. So
I think it's time that potentially the Cup needs to
do more and work harder since the race is not
going to be here because normally it's locked behind a
bulletproof glass case at the raw On Yacht Squadron after
that guy tried to take an X to it. But

(44:07):
I think it needs to get out into the community
more and be used more, like, for example, as a
gravy jug for large functions, you know, like maybe replace
the yardy at a twenty first with the America's Cup.
So if you're having a twenty first, you can dial
up the America's Cup to come fill it and do
a yardi. You could gift it to some maybe some

(44:27):
prop shops like first scene stuff like that. So if
you're going to an Aladdin themed party or two guys,
one cup, because two girls, one cup's been done, so
maybe a bit of content two guys one cup. And
my last thing, what should do to the America's Cup?
We should give it to some Sorry.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh that's a great idea. Yeah, that's a great idea.
Once up on that black box, Yeah, which I see
that they found this morning. Yes, I'm worried about what's
in that black box.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
I think this is what's in the black box.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I wonder who's pleased about the black box being found?
And I wonder who's not pleased about the black box.
Took them a while to find the black box, took
the British Navy to find it.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Well, you've got to get down under.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
We had a lot of people on the ground there.
Nobody seemed to compare with find that pea box, like, yeah,
those are good suggestions.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Yeah, we'll let us know. Three four eight three make
it work harder for us chriss sake, the hot Achy Breakfast.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Al Radio.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
We're talking about extra things that we could do for
the America's Cup, utilize it in other ways, really get
it working for New Zealand, because, as you pointed out, Toulane,
the racing is not going to be down here.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
No, we haven't got the coin.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Is there any chance that the America's Cup racing might
be here.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
At some stage in the future, maybe in the future,
but they've clearly said that if they do win, the
next one most likely will not be here. It'll most
likely be in the Middle East or back in Bakalona.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Is there anyone that thinks that that's good? No, is
there a single person in New Zealand. It goes wicked
that thinks that that's got other than the people who
are being paid to race in the America's Cup.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
That's why, that's why we when at America's Cup comes
back to the raw New Zion yacht squadron into its
glass case. We need to make it work harder for
the people of New Zealand. So we've got any good
suggestions the mesh.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Yeah, quite a few coming through and three for three
from Agent Triple five. Here at a couple of attachments
to the old mugget and convert it into a bong
oh like.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
A like a shesha Like a sheesha pipe. You can
put draw multiple holes in it and you can have
multiple hoses coming out and turn it into a full
she ship pipe.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
It does look like a sheeshia pipe, doesn't It does
look like a Sheesha thing. Here's someone's a gaday boys
Dave again from christ Church. We should flap the America's Cup,
make it into the New Zealand plate. Well, that would
be an interesting part of the history of the Old Mug.
She came into the to the studio the Old Mug
just before it went over to where is it? Barcelona?
And it was weird. I was not expecting this to happen.

(46:47):
But when I looked at it, it has something about it.

Speaker 4 (46:52):
It's the one of the old it's the oldest, the
oldest sporting trophy.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
In the world. It's the oldest sporting trophy in the world. Yeah,
but it's big. It's much bigger than what you think.
And when you because you've seen it so many times,
you've seen so many pictures of it, and then when
you actually see it in the flesh, there is something
about it.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Did you give it a rub?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Not allowed to touch it? Not allowed to touch it? No, Well,
we know what you did to the World Cup. Actually
we know what you've done. Is there anything that you
haven't done to any of the major trophies? Have you
touched the bladders Low Cup? Yes?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
Oh god, yeah I have, but I it was the
Chapel Headley that got the most degradation. But that would
that backfired, That back plimplely backfired because I rubbed myself on.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
It when you're sorry, when you say yourself, just so
I can paint a picture in my mind here you later.

Speaker 7 (47:39):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
But the idea was that Steve Smith would then have
we would kiss the trophy. He'd always kiss the trophy
because we were playing Australia in ten twenty. It was
the Chapel Headley. My presumption was, being a long suffering
Black Caps fan, that Australia would when the series he
had kissed the trophy. Therefore kissing me and certain parts
of me right massively backfired. We beat them in Hamilton
and bears McCallum lifted trophy and kissed my.

Speaker 6 (48:04):
It was.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
It was one of the worst days in New Zealand
cricket history.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells a.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Radio time for your latest news headlines. The Green Party
is again urging Darlene Tana to leave Parliament. Its members
have voted in a late night zoom meeting to urge
the Speaker to remove Tana because she is being disruptive.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
It sounds like an amazing zoom call.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
She's being disruptive. Yeah, you're being disruptive. Send her out
of class, get her hopes. A sold out conference aiming
to tackle cults in New Zealand will raise awareness of
their harm. More than two hundred people are intending the
Cults Symposium and christ Church starting today.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
It's okay, everyone, it's the end of colts and New
Zealand because they've sold out a conference in christ Church.
Two hundred people are going, okay, cults are pretty uncall
problem solved. What do we do that for? Like ram
raids hopes are sold out conference aiming to tackle ram
raids will raise awareness of their harm. More than turn
of people are attending deram Raids Symposium in christ Church

(49:07):
starting today.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I actually spoke to the person yesterday on seven charp
who is running this, a woman called Unca Richter, and
she was in a cult herself and she escaped from
a cult and so she's running this this deccult symposium
in christ Church and it's essentially talking about how to
spot a cult, what a cult is, and how to

(49:30):
help family members who are in cults because apparently, according
to her, if you've got a family member that's in
a cult. The worst thing you can ever do is
say you're in a cult. Get out of the cult.
It's a bloody cult, can't you see it. It's a cult.
That's the worst thing you can do, because that then
says to the people they then it embeds them into
it more.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
This symposium sounds like a cult.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Maybe, Yeah, that's a good point. It's actually a trump
it's actually a cult. In Sheep's clothing and in Sport,
Liam Lawson's dad says his son's toil and sacrifice has
been worth it. Now the twenty two year old has
earned a Formula one seat. He's been promoted to the
Racing Bulls lineup full time for the last six events
of the twenty twenty four calendar, starting with this weekend's

(50:14):
US Grand Prix.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
Yeah In texas'ssive and Austin, Texas, great place, Austin. Good
luck to him too. He is a great New Zealander land.
We interviewed him on the Agenda podcast. He's a good
man and I wish him all the best to needhim.

Speaker 1 (50:28):
He's hot, Yeah, he is hot. He's hot. He's gonna
do well in Formula one and a bunch of hot people.
He's hot.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Good you Breakfast all Radio.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
She's been a good morning this morning with acc here,
g Lane and him. Mesh's in here as well. And
I'll tell you what, things have got a lot better
because for gig a little this month Radio Haddeck. He's
celebrating live music, gigs and festivals with super Liquor, embracing
the true spirit of rock and roll. And we've released
a selection of rock tales which embodied rebellion. Oh stage

(50:59):
presence and she'll be sipped with Swager and Australian content
director Pixie Campbell has just steamed into the studio.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
How is it boys, Good morning everyone, Friday. We're gigging
a little.

Speaker 8 (51:15):
And you know what, when I go out to gigs,
I like, I've got to be very careful because I'm
a responsible programmer. But before you go out to a gig,
you gather with friends and enjoy life's pleasures.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Some people like beer, some.

Speaker 8 (51:26):
People like wine, but some people love a massive rocktail,
rock hard rocktail.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
So what have you prepared for us here, Pixie?

Speaker 8 (51:33):
Okay, So did you ever watch Sex in the City.
I tried not to remember that night when they said
the sea bomb on the no we tried. Okay, so Superliqua,
they've sent us a whole bunch of ingredients to make
the rocktails with, and so from that famous show it's
the Cosmopolitan. This is the classic New York cocktail. And

(51:55):
my ingredients which i've you know, well twisted a bit
with an ausy touch.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
How much cock have you put in this cocktail?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
We seriously triple sick?

Speaker 8 (52:08):
Which is that kind of you use quantro if you
needed to lime, go the fresh line. But if not,
just get that stuff in the little plastic tube. And
what I call a donkey punch of vodka. What do
you mean by a donkey pat punched by a donkey?
It's gonna hurt, right, Okay, So you've just like.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
You want a good.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Don't even dictionary that I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Have a little stuff. I can watch out.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Well, you own a bar, and when they find out
that I'm a fraud here, I might need a job.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
So i'd still be interesting. I have never had a
drink that you've ever made before, Pixie. I've never drunk.
I mean, you've passed me a couple of beers. You've
pulled me a couple of wines and your time. But
I've never ever drunk one of your mixed drinks as
a maxologist. Let me give this cosmic poll.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
You've got the lime wedge. I didn't get the lime wedge.
It's a lot of C there's a lot of C
man in it.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Absolutely delicious. She's got some punching her. She's got some
punch in that one.

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Yeah, head into your local super like everything you need
to create your rocktail this weekend. Jerry we go.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Oh, that's a good start to the day. Seven sharp
is going to be interesting tonight. This is the Hydarchey.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Breakfast, the Hururarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a radio hurdarchy.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
DC bullocks driven by a PC media, self absorbed phenol narcissist.
Do you suspect anyone above the age of six could
not have already worked that up cheap, superficial, hopelessly and disorganized?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
What was he?

Speaker 9 (53:38):
A disaster?

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Are you're only doing this because you were called out?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Yet again?

Speaker 9 (53:41):
They are single issue.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Right if with mh This is a new segment that
we're running here on the Hidache Breakfast where we IF
with Mike Cosking.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
I am very very excited about this because I've pissed
off a lot of people intentionally in my time, and
I have a lot of techniques, both extreme and subtle,
which I'm more than happy to pass on to this segment.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Well, the other day I was forced to make a
video with Mike Costing and it was really interesting set up. Actually,
there was so much hullorblo around making this video with
Mike CosIng. Couldn't keep my Costing waiting.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
He was waiting up in the natudio.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
I can't keep the host waiting.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
You can't give him money. It was at nine o'clock.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
He's got places to be, mate, Where where's he got
to be? He's got no friends?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Well, yeah, what's he Where's he got to go? He's
got one job. He doesn't do anything else. He certainly
doesn't do any MC work. He's not going to work
for charity.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
He's going to go trying a new pair of Lubaton.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Well what is he doing?

Speaker 1 (54:40):
I don't know why? Anyway, it was so much horlorbler
getting up there. There were calls at two minutes to
nine of like, where's where where's Jeremy? Where's Jeremy? Mike's waiting?
Where's Jimmy, It's like it's not even nine o'clock yet.
I was up there at thirty seconds past nine and
he was like, come on, hurry up, let's do this.
So anyway, he then started talking about Matt Heath, who

(55:01):
is now working for the Newstalks Won't and how disgusting
he is in the studio and the fact that he's
had to clean up a whole lot of his stuff
in the studio.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
Well we all know he eats with his mouth open,
stuff comes out.

Speaker 6 (55:12):
Oh, it's a terrible, terrible and am i Corikton saying
that no one else was sharing the ZYB studio with
Mike Hosking before Maddie and Tyler came along in the afternoon.
That's right, So this studio has been all to himself
for the last hour long.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Yeah, because James and cy who used to do the
show before they did it at a cross Church. Ye.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Yeah, so now and Fat and path to Allen has
the other studio.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Yes, so Heath and Heath and Tyler. There's new mate
there at Newstalks. Heb.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
They are eating in the studio, they're passing when in
the studio, probably urinating in the corner.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
They'll be vaping. Oh they'll be vaping. Asking all hate that.
But anyway, we thought that this would be great. We've
got a person, We've got a mole. We've got a
person on the inside at Newstalk's ab now, a former
operative here from the Herdekey Breek. First, Matt Heath. We
can start to f with H. So let's I don't
think Matt knows about this yet, so we'll I don't

(56:08):
know if he does v all very well, they know
what he's up to right now.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
I've got a lot to I've got a lot to
offer this segment, and I'm really happy to impart my
experience on effing with MH.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
He'll be looking now and thinking, who's calling me? Matt? Hello,
Matt is Geelane and Jerry here? How are you? Mesh
Is here too?

Speaker 7 (56:30):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
We're live on the radio. We're just calling you because
I don't.

Speaker 7 (56:35):
Even just going up the stairs and get some reception.
I get terrible recepts downstairs, down.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
In the Fritzil you can't get it.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Okay, Hey, we're calling because we've got this idea for
a segment on our show, and we think that you
owe this to us. Is seeing it, seeing as seeing it,
seeing as you've ditched us. We reckon, you owe us here.
And the other day I was doing a video with Huscar.
I haven't told you about this. I was doing video
with Husking and he was complaining about how filthy you

(57:03):
were in the studio. Oh yeah, yeah, and how you've
been eating in the studio. It's really pissing him off.

Speaker 7 (57:09):
Yeah yeah, I am keeping that up. I had a
pie in there yesterday.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yeah, yes, good. We want good work. Well, we thought
that we could do a segment here called ifing with
m h And it's essentially going to require you to
be our trojan horse. So if you're going into his
studio every day, you just start doing little things to the.

Speaker 7 (57:28):
Studio quickly he's in my studio in the morning.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
There's one thing, like maybe one thing a week. We
could get you to trojan horse and Matt that would
be great, Like, for example, get a bit of chewing
gum and just stick it under right where he sits
and just put it in there so one day he'll
just run the hand along and find it.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Yeah, I reckon. Let's start small, yes and crumbs. I
mean obviously you've already started this which is great, but
it starts more and then.

Speaker 7 (58:02):
There was no plan. I just started that because of
a tag. Yeah, but I can't be more. I can
be more sort of direct with it, you know, I
like a plan.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Yeah. Another suggestion is, this is a favorite of mine,
is get a little pen knife and just pop pop
the I and the E on his keyboard to cut
their vowels and swap them around and put them in
and then he'll be tapping away and you'll he'll tap away.
It's just once a week, once a week.

Speaker 7 (58:31):
You're building up to the ultimate, which is I guess
this would bit far a little bit, but you know,
you slapper, you slipper snapper under the carpet. Yeah, I
was just thinking, So that's going to get me in
the in the twelve to four, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
Oh yeah, that's true. Actually, I was thinking a greenlit
muscle in the ceiling and when the seating.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
The problem is.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I think that's going to Yeah, I think that's going
to fit. You lew the idea of of scattering our
felfa sprout seeds into the carpet and then moistening it
up and so you're actually growing greenery on the outside.
Of things. Maybe maybe the time to do that is
before you leave for some holidays or something, so by
the time he comes up, there's a full market garden
going on all around the outside of the studio.

Speaker 7 (59:11):
Well, the really simple thing is he's got a counter
beside it, cheer. I mean, a really simple thing to
do would be just constantly removing the.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Ink. We're changing the colored ink, putting.

Speaker 7 (59:26):
The wrong color and the wrong that would pass him off,
just like a really insipid color like yellow years, that.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Would pass him off. Okay, that's a good start, all right,
So you are you keen to help us out?

Speaker 7 (59:38):
Yeah, as long as we keep this under wraps, so
I would hate this to get out. You know, this
is a private conversation.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
We'll keep all right sweet as well. Maybe we'll start
next week.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Okay, thanks Matt, all right, okay, you seem mate.

Speaker 7 (59:53):
We'll let you go right you.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Ge Lane been with us this morning. Thanks Gulane, Thanks
for coming in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
It's been great spit roasting this show on Monday and Friday.
Good good days though, because Monday plenty of content from
the weekend, you can talk about Fridays. It's Friday isn't
it one? We've already had a rocktail from Pixie, but yeah,
you made it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:18):
We never got to the brushing your teeth in the workplace.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Oh yeah, we'll do that in the podcast. Maybe about
that really disturbed me yesterday and it really made me think,
what's their person been up to that you're brushing your
teeth in the toilets?

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
It works sounds like at two pm.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Either it sounds like a long lunch and a meeting
next as well, meeting with the CEO, or someone's been
up to no good.

Speaker 5 (01:00:38):
Have you ever brushed your teeth before going into a meeting? Juliane?

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
No, who would?

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Would you bother?

Speaker 7 (01:00:43):
Jerry?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
I forgot to brush my teeth this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Goodness, Thanks very much for coming in, Julane. We're gonna
do the podcast next and that's going to be out
at eleven am this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Thanks very much for listening to The Hudeckey Breakfast this week.
Have a lovely weekend and we'll see you on Monday.

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