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Speaker 1 (00:13):
How we're recording.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, you ready?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yep, it's Tuesday, the eighth of October twenty twenty four.
Unless you're listening to this podcast some other time on
weach case it's not, we can doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Do it anytime, really, it's not. It's not time specific,
is it? This podcast? We're not talking about anything that's topical? No,
are we? Uh?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
We probably will.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
We'll touch on the Monday and Nui I'd say so, yeah,
but that's going to be topical for weeks. It's only
the beginning.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
In the beginning, that's going to be the gift that
keeps giving. In terms of the news, that's like the
Traveler Family news. Just when sport as shutdown. We had
the NRL Grand Final on Sunday. Yes, no more league, yep,
no more rugby, No rugby. There's a two to three
week gap before the Northern Tour. There's a couple of
weeks gat before cricket starts up in India before we
(01:03):
get absolutely fresh today.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yep, that's the sixteenth. Yeah, yeah, so there is a
vacuum that the navy of field.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
God bless you. It's good like that news, isn't it.
There's always something to turn up. But the Traveler family
did exactly the same thing. And I think it was
January or February, which is oftentimes a time and news
where they focus on shark attacks and and road toll
and what else, maybe a couple of.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
The traffic road toal weather events, shark attacks, shark attacks
or shark sightings. The four pillars.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Sharcks are quite new, aren't The.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Shark attacks shark's sighting?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Is that the last couple of year things. I feel
like we've been really focused on that, especially here at
the end of Herald over the last couple yearn't.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Oh, the Herald's just ready to go on any kind
of shark sighting. If you've got a shark sighting, it's
like we will put it on the front page. Weirdly enough,
down at Poodletown and Paranoi, where my family have a place,
they only get the shark in the afternoon, when the
sun comes on a particular angle to the water. There's
never ever a shark sighting in the morning because the
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sun is the sun is coming into you. You're looking
into the sun, and you can't see sharks in the water.
When you're looking into the sun. You can only see
them when you've got the sun behind you.
Speaker 4 (02:16):
It's not just because sharks like warmer water. So when
the nice afternoon sun's on the water, maybe the sharks by,
maybe the bronze whalers.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Well there's that New Zealand scientist Riley Elliott who's one
who tagged the sharks. Remember that sharkman, shark Man quite hot.
Yeah he's quite hot. Yeah he But also I've heard
a conspiracy theory from great friend of mine, Logan Pain,
a friend of everyone's, Logan Pain out of tot on
the Bartender. He is a surfer, and so is Riley Elliott.
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And Riley Elliott if you don't know, he tagged a
bunch of great white sharks just to track their migration
and where they go during the summer and winter, and
you know how far they travel. But Logan Pain, he's
his theory is that Riley Elliott's a surfer and you
can you can go online and you can watch where
these sharks are. And he says he manipulates it to
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where there's good surf and and puts all the sharks
in the beach where there's good surf, and so none
of the surfers go there. And Riley Elli goes there
and just calves up for the day on his own.
Now this is logan pain if younye? Who is his theory?
And I actually I met Riley Elliott's brother and I
threw him this theory and he goes, that's actually quite good.
I'm going to hit him up about because I wouldn't
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put it past him.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
That's a great idea to That's smart. Yeah, that's super smart.
I mean, nobody is surfing. If you know that there
were you think that there's a great white anywhere near you,
there is no way you want to be going out
anywhere there a great white because they they will attack you. Yeah,
great whites, especially if you're I've heard a theory that
the great white they only attack something that's in its path.
(03:52):
So they just cruise around. They don't actually go looking
for anything. They just cruise around for whatever reason. They
must be smelling something, but they basically anything that come
across they will put their mouth around.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I know a few people like that. Shock wake actually
in my household at the moment. If anyone was wondering, Ah,
just thought I'd just throw that out there.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Are you swimming around the Browns Bay?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, I'm not. I stay well away from Brown's Boy
if I can. Actually, I mean you work with my
with my partner, so I mean slightly problematic question. No,
I stay away from Brown's Bay, even though Jerry is
one of the fizzings. You've said to me is if
the tide center red beats and feel free to hit
around to Brown's Bay. And it's disgusting still to this day,
but it's title.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What are you talking about? A different side, different coasts?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Is that what you're talking about? Is it actually the
tides of Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, I've also said if there's rust on the roof,
that's stamp down below.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
And then also you'll stay just spray around as much
as you can. Well you're in your twinies, which is
just great.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Advice to me, That is actually great advice.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well real and one of our friends spray around Scottie
who was the snow reporter here Hadecky for a number
of years. He's a very handsome man. Scotty and I
said to her, are you spray? Are you doing yourself
justice here?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
You know?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Are you doing what you need to do as a
man at your age, with your capabilities? You need to
make sure that you venture out, you test out the
you test the waters, you see what's out there, because
one day you're not going to be able to test
those waters anymore, and you might look back and you
might regret that. And so you get out there, got it,
you spray it around. And interestingly, imagine what that does
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to a young man's mind.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well, it should give him confidence. Did I did give
him confidence? All of a sudden his haircuts got tighter,
thee got tighter.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, his girlfriend groom was it distant?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (05:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
No.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Interestingly, I was spotted. I had a chat to the
to his partner recently at his fortieth and when she
first met him, his name was sprayed around Scotty. And
she said, you know, when I first met Scotty, I
thought he sprays it around. I heard his name is
around Scotty, and I was apprehensive. And then she said,
(06:02):
I realized he was not really.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Like that at all. He's not He's not He's not
like that at all.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
But she used to call him spray around. I mean,
in fact, I thought, what a lovely person.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
I mean, listen to the nicknames that Jerry's come up
with over the time. I mean, you have a list
of them. Just the pist is here. That's sexual focus.
You've got sprat around Scottish. Look, we're back talking about
six again with young Win, okay, and then I know
we've got the notorious pants man Joel Harrison here as well.
So Jerry, I think it's time that you start shifting
your focuses away from young Win and advising there.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's not good when you say that like that.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Those three things, well, you can't really give any of
them female staff members nicknames, can you know?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You can't.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You can't be hungy pants. You can't do anything like that, or.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
That came to your mind quickly that I feel like
you've called someone that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Betty Betty Teddy committee. You can't. You can't come up
with those kind of nicknames in the office.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Well, the other thing is Ruda is a is also
a sexual I.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Thought, no, it is around the Dede smash drummer from
the nineteen eighties. I don't know why people get so
worried about.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It with a D, isn't it not hard? D?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Hard?
Speaker 3 (07:15):
But what was? Why was he called ruder?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Because apparently he was really not a very nice guy
and he was rude to people. That's what it says
on Wikipedia. I don't believe that that's what it says.
The internets tell me that, so it's got to be right.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I don't know about that. He's ruder, I reckon, I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
You've got you got have you never been swathed in
mashed potato and I love making incident?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
No thanks?
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
No thanks?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Look, I like I love mesh potato. You're right, Mesh
is not a sexual mesh pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
You don't have.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You don't have.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Mash pasta.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
I know there was the milkman, Mesh Mesh takes if
possible cash.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That was mainly around Master. But it wasn't it. That
wasn't no, that was just bringing my seed via a
test tube. It wasn't to do with really Actually the
active love making was.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It was were you going to do it?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Vir too?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I always thought that you were actually going to penetrate
yeah yourself?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Yeah, man, like a jiggrate myself. I thought it was
a song about a jigglo.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He was offering his services to impregnate women across New
Zealand because we had a baby shortage.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I wasn't offering shit.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
You're offering.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You can't not offering anything, is right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You're offering seamen.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
No, no, you were offering my seamen.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, and you were offering it proxy like it was
yours to sell.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
Jerry. Wow, Well we weren't selling it.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Oh no, we were selling it were just a donation.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
How much would you accept?
Speaker 1 (08:43):
It was a gold corner thing.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Wow, it's more of a koha.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
It was just at the door of.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Ten bucks. And then there was also an idea of
that that Jerry wanted to kind of introduce a peep
show vibe about it where he puts me in a
horse float and then we instill some kind of windows
around the outside of this country. So don't install those.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
It's a cost saving. I think you've got to accept
at least a Rutherford. You can't be accepting gold call.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
If I take a Rutherford, then for the donation itself
and then the gold coin if you want to be
a part of the peak through the window.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yes, that unlocks the that lifts the Venetian.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I'd be quite happy with their business model, like the
one that we saw went back in Amsterdam.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
That one lift was a Venetian left, wasn't it do that?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Snap back up? When you what did you put money
in that? Like a vending machine?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
And then open window opens and you're in a booth
on your own, and there's like eight other booths in
a circle for a bed in the middle. It was
all of the acc and then you could We're waving
to Jason Hoyt and Lee.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Do you think the people making love in the middle
can see you?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
No, No, they can't count. I think it's no.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
I think it's it's oh no, because you can't. They
must be able to they can.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Because you can. We looked over and there was that
one guy who was just really into it, really into it, Yeah,
below his waist.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
If we could see each other, then they could see us.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I suppose.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh wow, I didn't kind of m.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
My.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
My memory of it is so distorted because of the
psilocybin that we'd had going into it that all I
can remember is just Leehart's eyes, the green of Leehart's
eyes with tears rolling down them as he was laughing
on looking around at other people's faces. That's all I
can remember. I can't remember what the couple looked like.
(10:28):
It was a man and a woman. That's all I remember.
And it was white. It was all very white. What
we were looking down into.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
It was a round bed that was rotating.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
It was rotating.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Was this the first trip of that? Was this the
first kind of activity of that trip? Yeah, that's right,
because you got off the plane and then there's that
famous quote of just you know we're going to go
to them.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
They got dark. It was dark when we got there
because we are plane flight was quite late. I remember
it being dark when we went into the show.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
What was it been dark and soide, No, it was.
It's definitely in daytime. The weirdest thing was we we
went back Gilane and I went back recently into Amsterdam,
and so we had to go and revisit all these
places again and had to What surprised us was just
how small an area we operated in fifty all of
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these things, the peep show, the babies inside of the castle,
the ship that was on hydraulics going.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Up and down, the boat up in the bridge.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
The bridge where we did the flying wedge piece of camera.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I mean, Jerry, you did text me a while you're
away on that trip saying that they have found a
way to remove the hydraulics from that boat bar, which
is amazing that they've done that over that because it
looks just so incredible now. But so that wasn't moving
this time around. Was it wasn't moving.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
And the bar that we commentated the people going to
the Tuilan and the spiral urinal. Yes, so it was
all turns out fifty meters away from each other.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Is that quite? Like we've been like ten hours. There
is a central central Amsterdam that where you were we
like destrict.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
What was interesting this time around was also the girls
in the windows, the.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Different like they're boys and windows. There must be there
must be. There was certainly different sections.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
There are different different ethnicities, yes, which you can go through. Yes,
there's like there's an African there's African alley. Oh yeah,
and there's like larger African allie.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Is the Asian Lane's Asian? Yeah, Asian lane not not.
And but you're right. I think you're going to touch
on the fact that the look is very interesting now.
It's all very like Philip Popenhorn's partners.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
They're all Instagram.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, their loops are all like kind of beastings. Yeah,
you're like a trip like I described it. As a
trout pulled over a bowling ball.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
So yeah, lots of fat, lots of fillers, cans, lots
of it's just very fake, fake lashes.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I'm sorry, boys, how did that make you feel? Was that?
You know you're upset about that? I mean, Jerry, last
time you went to him. I'm not sure if this
was a conversation that was off my girl, But were
here now? Anyway? You said that you fell in love.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh, there was one girl in a window that was
just so lovely.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
So there was none of them.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I don't know how you couldn't have fallen another that
she was so friendly and but you didn't meet it, Jerry, No,
but she she is just such a friendly looking, innocent,
friendly looking. Oh sure she was nude in a window,
well certainly seemi nude in a window, and potentially was there,
you know, taking money for sex. But she had an
innocence to her that was quite beautiful, whereas I didn't
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feel that these girls had a lot of innocence to them.
For me, they were quite the opposite. They were professionals,
I mean cutting. So what did you guys do after that?
You decided you had to move on?
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Obviously?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
How to wink.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Should we take a break and come back in a moment.
And that was a bombshell that.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Now, when you said we went back to the hotel
and had a wank, do you mean each each of
your tour group?
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm talking everyone.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
How big was the party?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
You're sixteen in total?
Speaker 1 (14:16):
I just got in the same room there.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah, sorry, Me and Lane was sharing a room. Good roommate, actually, Lane,
he's a good roommate until you gets so drunk.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
That he was. Yeah, yeah, I let you down the
last night, didn't he did?
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Apart from that, just completely silent sleeper and then amazing
because you were pretty wasted on the other nights too,
but the level of wastedness was really on another level
on that last night.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Yeah, that's when I think that's when the sinuses started
to go as well. So that's why the snoring took
on a whole good it changed gears went into first, second, third, fourth,
just cruised a line at fifth.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yeah, you didn't get take your feet, so you'd sit.
You sat at the end of your beard in your
clothes and then you just lean and then you're just
falling back onto the beard and you still had your
feet on the ground and your hit, but your head
was back.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
On the beard. That's that as a sign that has
me quite a lot. There's a few photos will be
flying around from when I've gone on weekends golfing weekends
where I've fully clothed and just binch over like gumby,
my feet still on the ground and all the way back.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
So you guys saw some good people that ex produced
the show. The Big Sauce was at October Fist Stays.
Tommy Harps was there as well. I saw for a
little bit or was he just Anamsteam with you guys?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
He was just an Amsterdam So yeah, we met it
and the Great Ex Wiggling, the great friend of mine
from who lives in Munich, Igling, Yeah E G G
L I N gLing. Yeah. Ex Wiggling and his wife
verena lovely people. They just lived just out of Munich.
We went, we hadventures with them. But he's just sent
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me a bunch of photos from closing weekend, which is
quite made me a little bit emotional. I was like,
I wish I was there.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
So some people smacking out the food the full two
weeks and two days.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
I don't know how anyone goes in there every day
for two weeks and two days.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I don't know, Tricky, I don't know how that's back
to the Augustina. So he went there and Christina is
a good haul. The dancing, the dancing rotunda which.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You went on, the traditional hall and we're Lane was
not allowed to go into because he was wearing a
chicken hat, a roast chicken hat.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
That's racist, that's why. Yeah, it was mass cultural appropriation
there from.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
And there is with us. It took us two daughters
to beer feast as wells. Yeah, they're in the diodles
there you go, candy flocks.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Candy floss.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Nice, nice look, I assume. But it is Europe, so
I'm never one hundred percent sure it was an rat event.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
No, I can.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
You could kids wondering around.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think they have a drinking age in Germany do that? Not?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Really?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
No, I don't know if they do. It's wild.
Speaker 5 (16:55):
I'm laughing.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
They're so grown up, that's why it's so good. It's mature.
They've been drinking beer since like a thousand AD.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What are we doing in this country? Things like that?
Something to myself, jeesus, this one something.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
So it's sixteen for beer and wine eighteen for spirits.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
In Germany, it's pretty much like you don't even want
to taste a beer and there's no one.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
There's not a sign up on every bar that says
if you look under twenty one then you're going to
get idep. There's no sign that says anything anywhere.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
No one gets IDEP.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Could I ask a hypothetical version to the group, and
it could be a little bit of a cult a
second conversation, But we're just going to try and approach
it as sensibly as we can. If hypothetically we were
to have an October fist New Zealand, yeah, shutdown, and
we were to dress up as.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
The Maori as Maori traditional and traditional Malti clothing.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yep, and then we all got on the past for
two and a half weeks.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Do you think that would around?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Look.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
I think we'd have to dress up in our own
like i'd dress up and dance around the maypole, you
know what I mean? Like this?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
What are those guys called the get and cook for example?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
You know? No, like I don't think I do in
the Maldi. You can do that.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, you can do that.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
You can do that. The bear Fest is not a
but the beer fest over there, but it's october Fest
has been around for hundreds of years.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
It's to celebrate the harvest. It's the end of summer.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
So back in the day where they wearing that stuff
or on the farmers.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
They still wear it. The farmers still wear it. Jesus Christ,
you know we're talking. We're talking to Axle. They've got
the carpenters. I've got a different type of leader hosen
which is a little bit longer in the knee, and
that's what they wear. And the shepherds all wear the
leader hosen still, it's pretty much like sharing all sharers
with the leader hose, but they just don't have the
strap over the top. You don't have to have the straps.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
You can just have the pants because the suspenders built
into it. You don't have to have the buttons, so
you can take that. You can take them off if
you want to.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I'm learning a lot to that, but I don't.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
See us running a festival like that, because to come
up with it now would be a step to far,
like to say, okay, we're going to invent this festival.
I mean, firstly, there's no way.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Did you know.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
The closest thing recently, I mean there was the Sevens
in Wellington, which used to be a good time. We
had that going on, and we've talked about number of
times on the Why the hell they got rid of that?
I mean, I do not Some people got drunk for
two days a year.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Who cares?
Speaker 3 (19:20):
It was fun, people loved it. If you didn't want
to go, don't go. If you don't want to see
people wandering around, don't watch tea. I don't know, don't
You don't have to do it.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
If you want to watch rugby, go to a super
rugby game, go to an NPC game. It paid for itself.
You want to cost anything.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I think was the I think it's the police. I
hate to say it because I want to I want
to be supportive of our police, but I think it's
actually the police that ended up showing out the.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Licensing people in the police.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
It wasn't wasn't another thing that people that were going
along with their families were complaining and they were getting
put into separate zones and they just don't go with
your family.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
That's what was happening.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Who goes to the Sevens with their family?
Speaker 4 (20:00):
What is the closest thing we've got to These just
people that want to take them. I just want to
take my cun down to something. We don't take them
to go to something else.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah, the Dnedan Craft Beer and Food Festival is good.
That's good, but it's it's not October fair, so tell
you that. It's just a bunch of kind of food
tints and beer tints and they have a good it's
a good time under the under the roof, the.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Black Class is doing some good work that they're trying
to get there eventually.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Black Class is doing some good work in terms of
letting people have a party because I guarantee the last
two Black clashes that I've been to, if that was
a run by any sort of sports organization, that would
have been shut down at halftime. They would have called
the game off and kicked everyone out.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Rhythm and Vines, Yeah, R and B Festival, Rhythm and
Vines is pretty successful.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You don't have that dress up aspect of of you
know that, because I think that's what's so amazing about
Oktoberfest is something that kind of you know, excites people about,
you know, being a part of the dress up thing
as well.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Right, cool. Yeah, and also they encourage you to as well. Yeah,
you know, and that's why the shops are everywhere. And
if you're a tourist, you just go and get in
your lederhosen and you feel like a dick for about
three or four minutes when you first in it, and
then you work out that actually fucking everyone's in it.
You know, when you came down to breakfast that time,
it was just funny because you were so confident you
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walked out of breakfast. But then it's just like then
about four or five other people were at breakfast randomly
in lader hosen ready to go to beer fest then
and there everywhere, and so yeah, it's it's pretty cool.
It's pretty it's a pretty welcoming festival. And I like
the way that the gym when they have the tents,
they've got certain tourist tents which the locals hardly ever
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go to. They always go to that traditional one with
a dancing rotunda, and you know, that's where you go
where it's a bit more children and you can take
you probably take your kids here and they have that
old section of old Oktoberfest. You pay a couple of
dollars to get inside. The tourists go, they'll just go
and get lizard at the Hoffbro House, the Lizard Tea,
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the lizard tents or something and get their knickers thrown
onto the rotating peg.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
But it's something for everyone. There's there's for lizards. Yeah,
you can go full lizard. Ye, no worries, as long
as you don't like, do anything terrible, illegal or something.
You can just full lizard. And there's other lizards and
it's all good. And then it's a spectrum. And then
you can go sort of semi lizard. You can go
down to less lizard than than the non lizard, the.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Non party tent where you don't get on the tables
and just sit around drinking.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
So that's all good.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
God, something for everyone. There's no and then there's in
terms of the rides, there's full roller coasters. There's ones
weird game German ones where you sit on a on
a spinning top and someone less who's you what?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
What is the one where all the women get on
a lady's only game?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, and it's not just ladies only. What happens the
videos that.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
I've been signed on Instagram A Lady's only so it's this.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Big spinning disc. It's like a it's a curved spinning
top about meets across by five minutes across, and they
encourage people to get on it, and then it spins
around and gets faster and faster, and the idea is
the last person on and people just get spat out
as it goes along. And if people stay on for
too long, they have a swinging ball that comes through.
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They have a less sue and they try and less
sue you off, but they they they encourage people gain.
Anybody with a short leader houses jump on. So all
the guys with the short ones jump on. Anyone with
long leader houser and jump on, and then all guys,
any young women and young women, and then the next one,
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oh the black people. Oh yeah, so the black people
hop on. So that was and we were there. We
were there, and we were like, whoa, okay, I'm sure
enough those people people jumped on.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
And they're not already in the groups of people that
have already been called up.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It was problematic. It was problematic, and what was further problem?
What was further problem?
Speaker 6 (23:58):
You do have long letter house, but unfortunate it's Bavaria,
you know, What was further problematic was when the last
person was left on that particular group and they were
trying to they lass suit her and basically hog tied
her legs.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
And arms and dragged her off. That was problematic. That
was problematic. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
It's obviously a time, it's from a game from a
time and years gone by, but it's still fun.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
It's fun to be flung.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Off with a whole lot of people who you don't meet,
on top of people that you didn't expect to be.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I think that's a part of it.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Yeah, that's great. I mean once you delve, once you
go into October Fizz content, you get fed so much
more content out of October Fish. I don't know how
to change my algorithm because I've left now. I'm not
going back probably for a while until next year, and
I don't need to see all this stuff, particularly they
really hot bar ladies. Can I come next year? Of course?
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Ken, Yeah, we're going.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't think we're going next year. The film we're
going to. I think we might go to the Calgary Stampede.
Oh yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That'll be unreal.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
The export Bier Guard and Calgary Stampede, because I looked
at it and it just looks like a Canadian version
of the Bedfest. Like he's like rides and beer tents
and then people riding.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Horses and what a great shout that would be.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Oh that would be good. Ah yeah. So yeah, that's
what I'm made me for.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Everybody, though, should go if they ever get the chance,
and they're in Europe and in the end of September
it's sort of the last week of September first week
of October. If you are you should catch a train
or a plane to Munich and go to the Octoberfest
because it's it will surprise you. It's very cool. It's
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way cooler than what I thought it was going to be.
I thought it was going to be pretty cool, but
it's way it's way bigger, and it's way more fun.
And it's all the good things that you thought have
been taken away from the world and don't exist anymore
because it's so much safety culture and all that sort
of stuff people are worried about, what how much people drink.
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It's it doesn't exist. It's like it's it's a thing
suspended in time.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I think what excites me about that type of festival
is there's very few things now, especially in the n ZID,
where you can go to a big event and then
operate or so and feel like one with people just
outside of your friend group. Because even now, if you
get an RNA or r and V or whatever it
might be at whatever festival or whatever event is, you
still kind of keep things relatively tight. But it seems
like very much that everyone is just the moment you
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walk through those gates or whatever they might be, that
everyone is on the same page. Yeah, and we're just
keen here to get stuck in. We'll be friends with everyone.
It looks amazing and you've got to.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And the thing is it's so full the tents that
you can only operate in twos or threes as when
you go into a tent, because you just have to
shuffle next to a table. Yeah, as anyone's sitting here
and they're like, now it saw yours and you've got
to move along, shuffle in and.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
The next thing you know, you're standing on the table
and seeing a sweet Caroline to anand fuck.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah with random Italians and Germans, yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
And hugging random Italians and Germans who become your best
friend for ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Hour so until we get rid of them and then
we bring our friends on the table.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, that's good. Have any other stories that we need
to probably check off the list.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Before, but they probably need to stay stay on to Yeah,
all right, good times?
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Sweet?
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Can we can we delete the liarly? A bit about
having a week? Yep?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, no, that will that we should delete that?
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Should we delete it or bleep it?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
We'll try to cut it out.
Speaker 5 (27:26):
A bit about Gulaine having a way.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
We'll just come.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Out as well and then delete this but to as
evidence that we deleted it. Okay, okay, it feels like
a lot of work. Actually, now we've mentioned that maybe
we should just leave it all in there.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
I'll leave it up to you. I'm sure he'll delete it. Kidding.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
They're fucking injured.