October 23, 2024 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Before he was really big, like like famous. He's certainly big. Yeah,
he's certainly big. But that's quite cool, like because she
was a huge star in the eighties. Yeah, and he
was and under the radar musician when they got married.
So she just thought he was hot and cool. He's
still hot. He's still hot and cool. But and then
(00:23):
he had all those big hats like the song we
just played. I just think that's a nice story. I mean,
they're divorced now, but nevertheless.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome along to the Unnamed Podcast on show so depressed
that I've had to say that myself to the left
of me, it's gonna stuck, you know, the Unnamed podcast
rude to the right of me and me stuck in
the middle with you in the man. Are you boys
all right?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
By the way, if you are listening to this show,
we do have to close this up. Most people, I think,
listen to the podcast, the Unnamed Podcast before they listened
to the radio highlights. Would you say, that's right, Ben Hurley, Yeah,
how I do the show?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's how okay.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Jeremy's a way today he's in Byron Bay, laughing it up.
First time. I've said that all.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Day you've said that all morning.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, at least twelve times.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, this is the first time that the listener would
have heard this.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh okay, you're doing that whole thing where we're putting
on a little theater of the mind. He just absolutely
trembled over it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So but then then I'll correct you again. It's not
he's not laughing, he's not live action role playing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
This is this is this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Look, guys, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The experience going through there from me better than mind.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What about jizzing it up? Could we say he's jizzing
it up?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Certain?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But the issue is as he is, oh, because yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, And we can't say that on the if he
broke No, no, no, we can on the podcast. Do you know.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
For the longest time being, I was always an advocate
of just being nice when people were away and just
kind of creating a facade on where they might be.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, just having some private time.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You just do it. And then my nana passed away
a couple of weeks ago, changed the radio and the meshes
away today. It had a massive bender Sunday night and
wont be with us for the rest of the week.
So you know what I'll come in with this is revenge.
Can't fuck it this time?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Lapping it up in By and Bay?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Can I say another time? That year away? It was
a Thursday and I suggested to the guys that we
do Penis or Genius mash fuck. They were off it, really,
they were really. I was like, oh, it would be
really funny, like you just pay them out, and they're like, no,
we shouldn't do that when he's away. Unusually kind, That
is unusually comming from those boys. Yeah, yeah, we did
(02:33):
something and we did something really shit there as well.
I can't remember it was.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's that they've got actually quite good hearts beating in
those chests?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe. It's also like
I think actually at this point, what I'm realizing is
Jerry's and Matt both besting behind microphones for so long.
They're looking for anything to talk to. We'll talk about,
so it's easy to make. It's easy to make. You
can get a couple of you get a bit of
mileage out of it. Hey, Metallica are coming boys, how
furs w about that?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Are we still on the radio show? That was the Phillies.
Ten minutes past seven, Metallica boys are coming.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, Colin, if you have any thought, I was going
to say, giveaway tickets, we certainly have no tickets to
give away.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm going to be so fascinated to listen to today's
radio show, just three dudes tridding the boards.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, we did well.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I thought there's there's another radio station who are quite
into Metallica.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The Breeze.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, the Breeze.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Anyway, the head of the Breeze I've known for many years.
It's have you ruder? He doesn't often post on Facebook, no,
but about once every it's say five to six years,
he just posts, no, I don't have any more fucking
free Metallica tickets.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's posting quite a few shots of his girlfriend. Okay, yeah,
I have noticed that recently.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We should make it quite clear we're not talking about
the head of the Breeze, because that is an actual,
real person and I don't know who that is. But
we're not talking about there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is that still agil No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, oh right, mare for you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Because yeah, yeah, I went through that once as well.
I was like, can I say the rock on here? Yeah?
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You can say the rock, but Metallica they're coming.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So yeah. First, I was never a big Metallica fan
at school because everybody was and I was a you
and so and so. But I've definitely warmed to them
over the years, definitely warmed.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, Well, what's your favorite tune?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No Leaf Clover, which is off the album.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you know what I've just realized I've done is
I've decided to try and catch you out on your
Metallica knowledge, and I'm realizing that I know fucking nothing
about Metallica myself. Yeah, yeah, I love that tune, that
great tune.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's a goody.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is going to sound very trite, but my favorite
is nothing else matters is that?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah? Is it because you can play it a little bit?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Because I can play it? But no, It's one of
those songs that I keep singing is really boring for
the first minute, and then I'm like, fuck, I love
this song. Oh God, I love the song, the strings,
the drums, It's gonna say the drums.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know. I only like to listen to music that
I can make love to, and nothing else meatters is
just a.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Trusts you every day for something new man for a
different view. I'm almost there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And nothing else matters, no more of the songs than.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, there you go. I don't know, I don't know
if I mean, I imagine some women would like a
rhythm like that. Of course, I sort of just what what?
What is that? That sort of pneumatic drills.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Kind of love making?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I'd say, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I reckon, I reckon Sting in his tantric would go
at that sort of pace.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I forgot about I always forget about Stinging this tan trick.
Why don't we talk more about staying in this tan trick?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's anything else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I think he stopped doing it because it was there
was a real time there. He's quite an advocate for it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sting, Yeah, now more known more. Isn't that a shame?
Or maybe maybe it's not. Maybe he's quite happy about it.
Something tells me he's probably not stoked about it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I've written an interview with his wife where she goes
into the tent Trick six and she says, yet truly styler.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She says, that's definitely that's a definitely important name.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The Shape of my Heart singer Sting seventy one revealed
in the early nineteen nineties that he and his wife,
Trudy Styler sixty nine engaged in seven hour tent trick
six sessions.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What my.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Before seven hour long? Not seven?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Was tent trick six? Again? Is it that edging type
of six where you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Up, I don't think you're doing any there and just
put you're not doing that? I think you go.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
And then fucking I was looking at Ben.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was a three ways so I think it's more
like it's almost like muscle twitching rather than sometimes, rather
than any movement times.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's enough, though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I wish you could see Ben's hands right now. This
is disgusting. So yeah, so I see what you're saying,
so you would. Oh god, kids are in the fucking car.
People are listening to this one.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm glad you said the fucking car. Then, dummy, like,
what's worse? The fucking car and me going like that?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You can't that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What's that? That's some good folty though.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You can hear that when you put your yeah in
the during tenth trick.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't think you're taking it out, you know,
how like when you've got a lot for seven hours
you know, when you've.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Got it, you're like a bed at night and you
put your jocks on again. I know that's a contentok. Yeah,
and you get a bit of a start pitching ten
someone's here, and then you know you can do that
thing where you pulse it, yeah and like kind of
tense it up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, that's what I think. That's what I believe it is.
And I might be wrong because I am not doing
seven how I love making sessions. I am in rapid
pursuit of orgasm.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Here's the name of the podcast, and.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We just write that down of orgasm. I mean there's
maybe then nothing else matters would be good for you
because you've got a little better four play at the start,
and then you can get into it, and then there's
the guitar solo, which is the DAN, and then you
can cuddle at the end. Six minutes fifty. I think
it might be perfect. That's better, it's good just before bed.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, rapid pursuit of organism. I was running. Do you
guys we don't do a lot of writing in our jobs. Look,
it's a relatively pampered Every now and again, do you
write something down and go choose it? Christ A while
write something down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, and yeah, hand hurts.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
My hand hurts after writing rapid pursuit of organism.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Not for the user reason.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I got given some actual paper today, Yes, from Pixey Campbell.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, he steamed in with his actual paper?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Did he steam in? He was so excited about this
metallic announcement, as he should be.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's just stain on my one.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Can I just say, I am sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
What the fuck is that? You actually stay?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, watery, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And I am a massive fan of the paper in hand.
I feel like a broadcaster, now you're true.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I feel like Hosking with that paper in his hand.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
This is where I was going to go with this.
Last night I saw a video of hosking because I
think they're trying to up there video game up there
at ZB. So he his disk. So in front of
me here is a like it sounded a screen into
the left of me. I've got a computer which I've
read my shit off, and the right of got the phones.
And then you guys have got three screens each as well.
It looks like fucking, I don't know, some kind of
(10:07):
spaceship situation. Yes, we've all got one.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
This one's Internet and this one's what song is next.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, I mean that's a really simple way of putting it.
But that is how it works. That is Internet, and
that is what song is next.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Cool, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And so he's got up there. Everything is built into
like a glass desk. So his desk is completely flat.
Oh and he's got like one of those retail situations.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Like Minority Report for goodness sake, Yes, can he move
it with his hands and stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, you can't do that. That will be incredible if
you could do that. You could just pinch open it. Yeah,
he can't do that's.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The kind of money there. Rocket. That's what Heat's gone
to report.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So the entire desks glass, and then they've got screens
looking up underneath them back at them, and so Hosking's
disk is just filled with paper.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, we got we got yesterday's coffee cup that I
forgot to take out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We have three fucking square monitors in the studio.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Half a finished. I'm going to say, new energy, drink
a pear of scissors. Yep. And also I'm sitting with
Jason Hoytset. So every day I put the headphones on
and get my ears blasted out because he's a death old.
Last year.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
The two publicity people that brought Eric Idolan the other day,
because there's how many Adams studio, there's three four Square monitors,
and they, without trying to take the person, they said, oh,
would you get those squeare monitors from I said twenty
fourteen or something, and they're like, oh, they're just that old,
because they actually thought we'd gone out and bought Square
monitors in twenty twenty four oh like like it was
(11:37):
it was squere monitors. They look great.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The radiosoftware that we use, I think I believe was
the last updated. This is not a joke. It was
actually last updated nine ninety six. So we're we're so
we're all running Windows XP here and I mean this
is really just looking behind the curtain. It's such it's
a fickle industry. It could be brought down with just one,
what three or nine software on the start.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
But in the corner.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So if you're a hacker of some description and you
want to get into someone's radio logs and change some
of the songs in there might not be so difficult.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, but you don't know that, but someone will someone
will know that. Probably someone from Russia.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Forgot where I was going. I was good about to
say something of no value paper.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Should we take a break while you think about it?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, I won't have it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'll just do your job for you, shallow mass.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, there's a good idea. Thanks mate, couple. If I've
got a job.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Things will never be the same. Welcome back to the
unknawn podcast once again.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Who's singing this? Oh this?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Bruce Warnsby in the Range full.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Circle moment because we were just talking about Mike Hosking
and of course that was the album that was spotted
on his passenger suit when Jeremy I was been for
a bit of a spy inside his car. That takes
up two parks down here in the ZBA building. Bruce
Wanns be in the Range, Bryce.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Bruce, Bruce Hornsby.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And then did two park come along and get involved
as well as at some point.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To sample made it bigger? Yep, yeah chun RP. Anything
else you got to say to Bruce Hornsby still around?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah? The Range are all fucking dead though, so yep,
all of them people blame Bruce Hornsby for it. They're
all fucked. I don't know if that's true. Hey, can
I just try something, Ben, You've got a couple of
bits of paper. Yeah, here's my two bits of paper.
I just want Mesh to just experience. Because he was
talking about how much he loves having paper in hand.
(13:40):
Oh my god, this, I just try and ignore that.
Put them in the middle. So Ben, because I think
because we've been doing that thing this morning, we rustle
the paper by the microphone. I want to see. Yeah,
that's what I want on bang that on the How
does that feel he's banging the paper on, shuffling it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's Allison Chain's ten. Let's have a chair now, boys,
about some news that I've just received here.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Actually, you know, if you want a little look behind
the curtain in My Rural News, if you are listening
to this before the Ready Highlights podcast and My Rural News,
Rudy wanted to add an extra fact and he was
kind of trying to throw to me, and I was
big dumb and I couldn't see it. So he pretended
that he was getting like news hot off the press
and rustled his paper up next to the micro would.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
If David Copperfield was here, would you tell everyone what
he did with the statue of liberty language? What are
you done?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I was trying to give you big ups. You're sorry.
I'm sorry, it's very defensive.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ken tomorrow on the ben Hilly's rule round up. Yes,
news you can get around the back.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Too, the news. You can hang out the back of.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
This sting update for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Can we go to do that?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Maybe we present those off bits of paper? Yes, I
feel like that would add to the rural element of it.
Is just I like the idea of playing this thing
and then just hearing a bit of a today.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, r all around it. Yeah, and next week maybe
stone tablets.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, we should go to stone tablets.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Next week, smoke signals, we could do that. One day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We can get a pigeon and deliver someone is cash something.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's a fact somewhere here in a court like a
dusty corner, a facts.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
If I'm not sure if there's a facts around here?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, I think where are all the faxes? Just in landfill?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Could we get one?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Should we give one away?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It'd be fuck and awesome to have a fax, But
then people have to have a fax. Machine to be
able to send us a fact or does that?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ye see how many people still have them in the country.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Because can you set up a fax machine and studio
and we can get immediate facts through. But the only
way you can do to day is.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
If I wonder if they're like queued up, like so
if you plugged it in, just have faxes coming through
from two thousand and one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, nice reference, But Harry Potter one when there's let
us coming through the door. That's what I'm imagining happening
if you plug in a fax machine for the first
time in twenty years.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I wonder what happened if you plug it in for
the first time in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that would happen. I reckon that would happen. So
Jerry's away in Byron Bay Fellas, So we're just going
to keep kind of treating the boards until until he's back.
I think tomorrow We've got plenty of the show, don't we.
I think we're going to talk about after school snacks,
which I'm excited for.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Same, I mean you suggested that be in with about
ten minutes to go in the show today off here, Yeah,
and it was the most as excited I've been on
the show.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I tell you why it's a good subject to talk
about is because it's it's like your first cooking you
ever do for yourself. You know, you get home from
school and you make yourself a snack, so you know,
it's kind of the first stuff you do like.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That at risk of kind of burning tomorrow's content. Now, Yeah,
do you remember like the amount of food you guys
could eat and you're both dudes, as about a thirteen
to sixteen year old boy.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
How expensive that must have been.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Just your parents coming home and just telling you that
I've just done the bloody shopping and there's nothing left
in the cupboard we've had.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I spoil your dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I'll tell you what I walked to school, which was
about four k right.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh fucking hell, jeez all, hail Ben, hurly mate, I'm
congrats brother.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Hey, then you do an hour a pe at school?
Yeah right, this is high school. I'malking about right, all interval,
all lunchtime, I'd play some sort of sport. This is
a good point, and then quite often after school i'd
have like sports practice.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You were just burning so many calories.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Your body was an absolute crash of hormones.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, obviously I.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Was checking off and so no wonder you could smash
it ntire loaf of white death. Yeah, I was eating
a regular full loafs of bread of toast after school
each day. Don't even get me started on the whetbex. Oh,
we should come back to weetbeks tomorrow as well. I
begin to know as a growin men, when was the
last time you tried to max out on wheatbak on?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Max out?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Can?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'll buy some. I'll buy some wheat boaks today and
we'll see how many we can do in the morning, because.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think, yeah, yeah, okay, can you do? We'll feel
like all blacks.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
That's that's why I feel like an a reckon.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You guys have got any how many can I do?
Like maximum? Maybe? Six?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Bullshit?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Ben? Do you can well, you're.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A you're a double double.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you can wet?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
You can have milk on it?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Sugar if you're a bit of happy for you to
warm them up in the microwave's well being?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, I like mine just playing milk on Do you know?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I got really judged when I moved sugar.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
But no, but no hot water because the.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Hot water is something that you have to grow out of,
isn't it. I think like that the warm wheatbooks, because
the warm Weet Box is nice. But I don't know
if there's much credibility as an adult running a warm
week book. It's I still do yeah, exhibit.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's like it's lazy mens porridge, really, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Por don't have time?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Brand sugar?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, brand sugar over what?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeahah, weet books. I'd say brown sugar. Is it more
concentrated brown sugar?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Is it better for you? Unrefined? Yeah, brown sugar is
better for you Jesus. Really, they just it's like cocaine.
They just bleach it. You know. That's the problem with
one of the major problems with the cocaine, is they
bleach it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Can you get brown cocaine?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I think it comes off brown? What comes to the
coca plant?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right, If you get that kind of bulgarian strand flam,
it comes out brown or something, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, it's like in baking bed when they accidentally make
blue meth.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Oh yes, but it's the most pure form apparently.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So yeah, Okay, is that us? We're happy with that?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I had that.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I did have a story all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I actually teach the story back on the seventh of
October and then promptly forgot to tell it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
What are we today? The twenty fourth?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yees? So I did go away for ten days? Oh
what's another day?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
They know?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
We'll wrap it up there, I'll please please Do you
remember the first day that g Lane was on the show? Oh,
I try not to and and Jerry talked about how
you control your rages if you get it not rage?
Oh your rage? Yeah, how you control your rager an erection? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
How you I've got a method.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Great, Yeah, your method is the same as mine. And
it got poop pooed.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, it's not the same as yours.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
To go hammer and tongs on yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I just tuck it up with everything, don't touch it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
That's my method.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Tuck it up and get into like the feet because
it's usually in bed, right, and you get into basically
the fetal position. So you so you've got your twigg
and berries.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Up because if you are, I see what you're doing here,
because if you're lying in a plank fashion, yes, and
you are, you can't be and you're running the operation.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
God, forget about that.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You've got there and it's and it's operating at a
nine degree kind of perpendicular angle.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yes, that can.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Stick out up to for you, up to what a
ruler's length, you know, so if you but if you
fold the body.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yes, fold the body, and I believe it kind of
cuts off some blood flows.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
That's fear.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, my theory.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Do you find your erections going away quicker when you're
in their position?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah again, I still think it's quicker to just.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But there's not a waste time at my age the inclination.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, and that kind of might.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Not be appropriate, like right now, if I had one,
I could either do Jerry's thing of think of my
grandmother or I'm not going to do your thing of.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
You but hang on. Those are the only two options.
They're not No, they're definitely not.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You're you're really endorsing your option.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, my option would be actually, mate, come on, don't
be crude, go for a walk, jump in the disabled
toilet and have a take so you don't have to
do these are the things you've got to think about.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I discovered mine that doesn't definitely right there. I discovered
mine at high school.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To go to the toilet at the show.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I had quite a mixed, like like co ed group
of friends at high school, and we were it was
all very non it was all very platonic, and we'd
often literally sleep have sleepovers. It's like teenagers. But there
was an issue with the boys.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
In the morning because you keep shoving it in there.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well you were We woke up like that, and they
didn't want to see that they were just friends genuinely.
So that's how I discovered it. That's how I discovered
the recovery position, as I called it.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Recovery positions are going there because you were friends with women.
Women he just shared a night in bed with them.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Were not do you see like in a lounge or something.
You know, you're hanging out in the lounge and you
just crash out kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That doesn't happen. When does that stop happening? The kind
of shared a lounge sleepovers because the.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Great aren't they are the best?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And there is an underlight We've talked about underlong sexual
tones today on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, I mean it was always sexual tension, but that
almost never acted on it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you didn't know how to you knew how to
hold a hand that felt about as exciting as it goes.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, yeah, cuddles that lasted a bit too long.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
When you at school, weren't you like Forest Gumban that's
seen with Genny when they just basically touches the boo
and goes oh.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Did you have a story attached to this road or
do you just want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
So my story about it because I went to drama
school in my early twenties. I went to drama school.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And get that.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I went to drama school now Unitech and all clas one,
and one of our early projects in our first year
was to put on full body leotards called unitards and
go out to primary schools and perform physical theater, like
we'd have to pretend we're a tree, or pretend we're
a wall, or pretend like all of these weird things.
(23:27):
But of course I was in my early twenties, as
most of the other people were somewhere in their teens,
and I pointed out, hey would be quite horrific if
one of these guys got a bloody eriction, wouldn't it?
And we all laughed, And then I went home put
on the unitard and had a look at what it
would look like and I said, I will be going
to jail if that happens because it's so obvious. And
(23:50):
then a couple of the girls decided that what they
wanted to do was try and catch me out in
front of the children. And so every time I was
anywhere near them making a tree or making the cave
or whatever it is, they just go into my ear
to try and make me have an erection.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, I see the issue you've got. You're you're an idiot, mate,
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Well no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
What you should have done. You should have gone out outside,
got a couple of leaves off the tree, made an
extra branch. Just fucking use your head, mate.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well I did you use my head?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Actually, just use your head. And that is physical theater.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
And do you know what Ben, Ben will appreciate this
because I know he's bigger on his cricket.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
The trees just grown a branch.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And hey, least you said brandtson, not twig.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Thanks mate, good, thanks mate. And you know it was
the early two thousands and what I used to do
as I used to pump my fist while these girls were.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Sorry, can we we need more background around the story,
cause he's getting first, getting more and more problematic. So
how old are you?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Forty five?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wow, this is recent and no, no, this is in
the early twenties.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So this is in my early twenties. Oh sorry, you're
falling right now. And this will give it a historical
it's making more sense. Ben will appreciate it's making more sense.
So I used to pump my fists and block out
what these horrible Victens were doing by naming in order
the New Zealand batting lineup. Oh no, so I used
to go, what you well, what year two thousand? I'm
(25:17):
going to run through it. Wait, hang on, hang on,
what year two thousand?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Can we can we just can we try to get
there as a team without looking at your computer? Because
it's something that Ben Hill is going to be.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It was testing test think think we played a three
match series against Australia.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, Stephen Fleming.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Stephen Fleming was number Fourchon, it was number four. No,
Mark Richardson was not there be pumping my fist, Brian. No.
In fact, the first name is a lot to do
with an erection. Matt Horn, Yes, Matt Horn was the
first time, and then the second name was probably as
(25:56):
actually reasonably eeriction focused as well. No, no spit Craig Spearman, Spearman, Yeah,
Horn Spearman three.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Then it's two thousand, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Two thousand made a big debut, Matty Matthew sinklein number three,
Stephen Fleming number four?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Are you going? Number five?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And it's starting to go down by now? Adam PERORI
number six, No, Adam Prory and this team is number
eight eight, Yes, so you're going Horn Spearman, Sinclear, Fleming
a still lem on, No well keeper, he's eight. McMillan, McMillan, Ye, okay,
(26:47):
so christ number seven, Christy number.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Eight, number eight nomber I never went to the ballers,
so pretty obvious, Pretty obvious.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
No, he hadn't debut yet, pretty obviously.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Shane O'Connor.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Shane O'Connor is eleven in this lineup. You're missing too,
you're missing too, a missing to.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Two other barlers to other quick oh no, Davory.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And my get rid of my erection lineup. Horn is
a shamous Spearman. No't debut yet, Horn, Spearman, Sinclear, Fleming, Estell, McMillan,
Keirn's Perori eriction gone vittry broadcaster. Oh, Dolly, Dolly, of course,
Jiel O'Connor. That's my eleven that got me through. I'm
(27:35):
not going to jail there.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
There's I mean and good on you because it's quite
a sixty eleven.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Well, I didn't realize Spearman.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah is also damn but Tory. He was notorious in
those days.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Anyway, there was fun. I enjoyed their boys. But you've
got seen sharp meeting to get to.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I understand Jesus nine.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, so you got.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
One minute to get across the here. We'll see you
tomorrow on the Headacre brig for sure. Thank you for
being with the way. Jeremy Wells is away. Alright, scene Kyota.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Alright, Rder, I'm alright, alright right, thanks man, alright.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Take care,
Before he was really big, like like famous. He's certainly big. Yeah,
he's certainly big. But that's quite cool, like because she
was a huge star in the eighties. Yeah, and he
was and under the radar musician when they got married.
So she just thought he was hot and cool. He's
still hot. He's still hot and cool. But and then
(00:23):
he had all those big hats like the song we
just played. I just think that's a nice story. I mean,
they're divorced now, but nevertheless.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Welcome along to the Unnamed Podcast on show so depressed
that I've had to say that myself to the left
of me, it's gonna stuck, you know, the Unnamed podcast
rude to the right of me and me stuck in
the middle with you in the man. Are you boys
all right?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
By the way, if you are listening to this show,
we do have to close this up. Most people, I think,
listen to the podcast, the Unnamed Podcast before they listened
to the radio highlights. Would you say, that's right, Ben Hurley, Yeah,
how I do the show?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
That's how okay.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Jeremy's a way today he's in Byron Bay, laughing it up.
First time. I've said that all.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Day you've said that all morning.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, at least twelve times.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, this is the first time that the listener would
have heard this.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Oh okay, you're doing that whole thing where we're putting
on a little theater of the mind. He just absolutely
trembled over it.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
So but then then I'll correct you again. It's not
he's not laughing, he's not live action role playing.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
This is this is this.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Look, guys, I've said it before and I'll say it again.
The experience going through there from me better than mind.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
What about jizzing it up? Could we say he's jizzing
it up?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Certain?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
But the issue is as he is, oh, because yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh, And we can't say that on the if he
broke No, no, no, we can on the podcast. Do you know.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
For the longest time being, I was always an advocate
of just being nice when people were away and just
kind of creating a facade on where they might be.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, just having some private time.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
You just do it. And then my nana passed away
a couple of weeks ago, changed the radio and the meshes
away today. It had a massive bender Sunday night and
wont be with us for the rest of the week.
So you know what I'll come in with this is revenge.
Can't fuck it this time?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Lapping it up in By and Bay?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Can I say another time? That year away? It was
a Thursday and I suggested to the guys that we
do Penis or Genius mash fuck. They were off it, really,
they were really. I was like, oh, it would be
really funny, like you just pay them out, and they're like, no,
we shouldn't do that when he's away. Unusually kind, That
is unusually comming from those boys. Yeah, yeah, we did
(02:33):
something and we did something really shit there as well.
I can't remember it was.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What's that they've got actually quite good hearts beating in
those chests?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, I know, it's hard to believe. It's also like
I think actually at this point, what I'm realizing is
Jerry's and Matt both besting behind microphones for so long.
They're looking for anything to talk to. We'll talk about,
so it's easy to make. It's easy to make. You
can get a couple of you get a bit of
mileage out of it. Hey, Metallica are coming boys, how
furs w about that?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Are we still on the radio show? That was the Phillies.
Ten minutes past seven, Metallica boys are coming.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah, Colin, if you have any thought, I was going
to say, giveaway tickets, we certainly have no tickets to
give away.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I'm going to be so fascinated to listen to today's
radio show, just three dudes tridding the boards.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, we did well.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I thought there's there's another radio station who are quite
into Metallica.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
The Breeze.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, the Breeze.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yea.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Anyway, the head of the Breeze I've known for many years.
It's have you ruder? He doesn't often post on Facebook, no,
but about once every it's say five to six years,
he just posts, no, I don't have any more fucking
free Metallica tickets.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
It's posting quite a few shots of his girlfriend. Okay, yeah,
I have noticed that recently.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
We should make it quite clear we're not talking about
the head of the Breeze, because that is an actual,
real person and I don't know who that is. But
we're not talking about there.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is that still agil No?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
No, oh right, mare for you?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Because yeah, yeah, I went through that once as well.
I was like, can I say the rock on here? Yeah?
Do you want?
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You can say the rock, but Metallica they're coming.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
So yeah. First, I was never a big Metallica fan
at school because everybody was and I was a you
and so and so. But I've definitely warmed to them
over the years, definitely warmed.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah, Well, what's your favorite tune?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
No Leaf Clover, which is off the album.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Do you know what I've just realized I've done is
I've decided to try and catch you out on your
Metallica knowledge, and I'm realizing that I know fucking nothing
about Metallica myself. Yeah, yeah, I love that tune, that
great tune.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's a goody.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This is going to sound very trite, but my favorite
is nothing else matters is that?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah? Is it because you can play it a little bit?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Because I can play it? But no, It's one of
those songs that I keep singing is really boring for
the first minute, and then I'm like, fuck, I love
this song. Oh God, I love the song, the strings,
the drums, It's gonna say the drums.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know. I only like to listen to music that
I can make love to, and nothing else meatters is
just a.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Trusts you every day for something new man for a
different view. I'm almost there.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
And nothing else matters, no more of the songs than.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Well, there you go. I don't know, I don't know
if I mean, I imagine some women would like a
rhythm like that. Of course, I sort of just what what?
What is that? That sort of pneumatic drills.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Kind of love making?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I'd say, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I reckon, I reckon Sting in his tantric would go
at that sort of pace.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I forgot about I always forget about Stinging this tan trick.
Why don't we talk more about staying in this tan trick?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's anything else to talk about.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I think he stopped doing it because it was there
was a real time there. He's quite an advocate for it.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Sting, Yeah, now more known more. Isn't that a shame?
Or maybe maybe it's not. Maybe he's quite happy about it.
Something tells me he's probably not stoked about it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I'm sure.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I've written an interview with his wife where she goes
into the tent Trick six and she says, yet truly styler.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
She says, that's definitely that's a definitely important name.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The Shape of my Heart singer Sting seventy one revealed
in the early nineteen nineties that he and his wife,
Trudy Styler sixty nine engaged in seven hour tent trick
six sessions.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What my.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Before seven hour long? Not seven?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Was tent trick six? Again? Is it that edging type
of six where you go.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Up, I don't think you're doing any there and just
put you're not doing that? I think you go.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
And then fucking I was looking at Ben.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
It was a three ways so I think it's more
like it's almost like muscle twitching rather than sometimes, rather
than any movement times.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
That's enough, though, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I wish you could see Ben's hands right now. This
is disgusting. So yeah, so I see what you're saying,
so you would. Oh god, kids are in the fucking car.
People are listening to this one.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm glad you said the fucking car. Then, dummy, like,
what's worse? The fucking car and me going like that?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
You can't that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
What's that? That's some good folty though.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
You can hear that when you put your yeah in
the during tenth trick.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, I don't think you're taking it out, you know,
how like when you've got a lot for seven hours
you know, when you've.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Got it, you're like a bed at night and you
put your jocks on again. I know that's a contentok. Yeah,
and you get a bit of a start pitching ten
someone's here, and then you know you can do that
thing where you pulse it, yeah and like kind of
tense it up.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, that's what I think. That's what I believe it is.
And I might be wrong because I am not doing
seven how I love making sessions. I am in rapid
pursuit of orgasm.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Here's the name of the podcast, and.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
We just write that down of orgasm. I mean there's
maybe then nothing else matters would be good for you
because you've got a little better four play at the start,
and then you can get into it, and then there's
the guitar solo, which is the DAN, and then you
can cuddle at the end. Six minutes fifty. I think
it might be perfect. That's better, it's good just before bed.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
Yeah, rapid pursuit of organism. I was running. Do you
guys we don't do a lot of writing in our jobs. Look,
it's a relatively pampered Every now and again, do you
write something down and go choose it? Christ A while
write something down.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, and yeah, hand hurts.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
My hand hurts after writing rapid pursuit of organism.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Not for the user reason.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
I got given some actual paper today, Yes, from Pixey Campbell.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Yeah, he steamed in with his actual paper?
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Did he steam in? He was so excited about this
metallic announcement, as he should be.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
It's just stain on my one.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Can I just say, I am sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:30):
What the fuck is that? You actually stay?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, watery, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
And I am a massive fan of the paper in hand.
I feel like a broadcaster, now you're true.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I feel like Hosking with that paper in his hand.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
This is where I was going to go with this.
Last night I saw a video of hosking because I
think they're trying to up there video game up there
at ZB. So he his disk. So in front of
me here is a like it sounded a screen into
the left of me. I've got a computer which I've
read my shit off, and the right of got the phones.
And then you guys have got three screens each as well.
It looks like fucking, I don't know, some kind of
(10:07):
spaceship situation. Yes, we've all got one.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
This one's Internet and this one's what song is next.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, I mean that's a really simple way of putting it.
But that is how it works. That is Internet, and
that is what song is next.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Cool, that's right.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
And so he's got up there. Everything is built into
like a glass desk. So his desk is completely flat.
Oh and he's got like one of those retail situations.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Like Minority Report for goodness sake, Yes, can he move
it with his hands and stuff?
Speaker 2 (10:34):
No, you can't do that. That will be incredible if
you could do that. You could just pinch open it. Yeah,
he can't do that's.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
The kind of money there. Rocket. That's what Heat's gone
to report.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
So the entire desks glass, and then they've got screens
looking up underneath them back at them, and so Hosking's
disk is just filled with paper.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Well, we got we got yesterday's coffee cup that I
forgot to take out.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We have three fucking square monitors in the studio.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Half a finished. I'm going to say, new energy, drink
a pear of scissors. Yep. And also I'm sitting with
Jason Hoytset. So every day I put the headphones on
and get my ears blasted out because he's a death old.
Last year.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
The two publicity people that brought Eric Idolan the other day,
because there's how many Adams studio, there's three four Square monitors,
and they, without trying to take the person, they said, oh,
would you get those squeare monitors from I said twenty
fourteen or something, and they're like, oh, they're just that old,
because they actually thought we'd gone out and bought Square
monitors in twenty twenty four oh like like it was
(11:37):
it was squere monitors. They look great.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
The radiosoftware that we use, I think I believe was
the last updated. This is not a joke. It was
actually last updated nine ninety six. So we're we're so
we're all running Windows XP here and I mean this
is really just looking behind the curtain. It's such it's
a fickle industry. It could be brought down with just one,
what three or nine software on the start.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
But in the corner.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So if you're a hacker of some description and you
want to get into someone's radio logs and change some
of the songs in there might not be so difficult.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
I don't know how you do that.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Yeah, but you don't know that, but someone will someone
will know that. Probably someone from Russia.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Forgot where I was going. I was good about to
say something of no value paper.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Should we take a break while you think about it?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Yeah, I won't have it.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
I'll just do your job for you, shallow mass.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Okay, there's a good idea. Thanks mate, couple. If I've
got a job.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Things will never be the same. Welcome back to the
unknawn podcast once again.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I've seen that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Who's singing this? Oh this?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Bruce Warnsby in the Range full.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Circle moment because we were just talking about Mike Hosking
and of course that was the album that was spotted
on his passenger suit when Jeremy I was been for
a bit of a spy inside his car. That takes
up two parks down here in the ZBA building. Bruce
Wanns be in the Range, Bryce.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Bruce, Bruce Hornsby.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
And then did two park come along and get involved
as well as at some point.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To sample made it bigger? Yep, yeah chun RP. Anything
else you got to say to Bruce Hornsby still around?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah? The Range are all fucking dead though, so yep,
all of them people blame Bruce Hornsby for it. They're
all fucked. I don't know if that's true. Hey, can
I just try something, Ben, You've got a couple of
bits of paper. Yeah, here's my two bits of paper.
I just want Mesh to just experience. Because he was
talking about how much he loves having paper in hand.
(13:40):
Oh my god, this, I just try and ignore that.
Put them in the middle. So Ben, because I think
because we've been doing that thing this morning, we rustle
the paper by the microphone. I want to see. Yeah,
that's what I want on bang that on the How
does that feel he's banging the paper on, shuffling it?
Speaker 2 (13:57):
That's Allison Chain's ten. Let's have a chair now, boys,
about some news that I've just received here.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Actually, you know, if you want a little look behind
the curtain in My Rural News, if you are listening
to this before the Ready Highlights podcast and My Rural News,
Rudy wanted to add an extra fact and he was
kind of trying to throw to me, and I was
big dumb and I couldn't see it. So he pretended
that he was getting like news hot off the press
and rustled his paper up next to the micro would.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
If David Copperfield was here, would you tell everyone what
he did with the statue of liberty language? What are
you done?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I was trying to give you big ups. You're sorry.
I'm sorry, it's very defensive.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Ken tomorrow on the ben Hilly's rule round up. Yes,
news you can get around the back.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Too, the news. You can hang out the back of.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
This sting update for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Can we go to do that?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Maybe we present those off bits of paper? Yes, I
feel like that would add to the rural element of it.
Is just I like the idea of playing this thing
and then just hearing a bit of a today.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, r all around it. Yeah, and next week maybe
stone tablets.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yes, we should go to stone tablets.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Next week, smoke signals, we could do that. One day.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
We can get a pigeon and deliver someone is cash something.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
There's a fact somewhere here in a court like a
dusty corner, a facts.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
If I'm not sure if there's a facts around here?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, I think where are all the faxes? Just in landfill?
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Could we get one?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Should we give one away?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
It'd be fuck and awesome to have a fax, But
then people have to have a fax. Machine to be
able to send us a fact or does that?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Ye see how many people still have them in the country.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Because can you set up a fax machine and studio
and we can get immediate facts through. But the only
way you can do to day is.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
If I wonder if they're like queued up, like so
if you plugged it in, just have faxes coming through
from two thousand and one.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah, nice reference, But Harry Potter one when there's let
us coming through the door. That's what I'm imagining happening
if you plug in a fax machine for the first
time in twenty years.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I wonder what happened if you plug it in for
the first time in twenty years.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Yeah, that would happen. I reckon that would happen. So
Jerry's away in Byron Bay Fellas, So we're just going
to keep kind of treating the boards until until he's back.
I think tomorrow We've got plenty of the show, don't we.
I think we're going to talk about after school snacks,
which I'm excited for.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Same, I mean you suggested that be in with about
ten minutes to go in the show today off here, Yeah,
and it was the most as excited I've been on
the show.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
I tell you why it's a good subject to talk
about is because it's it's like your first cooking you
ever do for yourself. You know, you get home from
school and you make yourself a snack, so you know,
it's kind of the first stuff you do like.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
That at risk of kind of burning tomorrow's content. Now, Yeah,
do you remember like the amount of food you guys
could eat and you're both dudes, as about a thirteen
to sixteen year old boy.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
How expensive that must have been.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Just your parents coming home and just telling you that
I've just done the bloody shopping and there's nothing left
in the cupboard we've had.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
I spoil your dinner.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
I'll tell you what I walked to school, which was
about four k right.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh fucking hell, jeez all, hail Ben, hurly mate, I'm
congrats brother.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Hey, then you do an hour a pe at school?
Yeah right, this is high school. I'malking about right, all interval,
all lunchtime, I'd play some sort of sport. This is
a good point, and then quite often after school i'd
have like sports practice.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You were just burning so many calories.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Your body was an absolute crash of hormones.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, obviously I.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Was checking off and so no wonder you could smash
it ntire loaf of white death. Yeah, I was eating
a regular full loafs of bread of toast after school
each day. Don't even get me started on the whetbex. Oh,
we should come back to weetbeks tomorrow as well. I
begin to know as a growin men, when was the
last time you tried to max out on wheatbak on?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Max out?
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Can?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I'll buy some. I'll buy some wheat boaks today and
we'll see how many we can do in the morning, because.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think, yeah, yeah, okay, can you do? We'll feel
like all blacks.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
That's that's why I feel like an a reckon.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
You guys have got any how many can I do?
Like maximum? Maybe? Six?
Speaker 2 (18:17):
Bullshit?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Ben? Do you can well, you're.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
A you're a double double.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Do you can wet?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
You can have milk on it?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Sugar if you're a bit of happy for you to
warm them up in the microwave's well being?
Speaker 1 (18:31):
No, I like mine just playing milk on Do you know?
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I got really judged when I moved sugar.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
But no, but no hot water because the.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Hot water is something that you have to grow out of,
isn't it. I think like that the warm wheatbooks, because
the warm Weet Box is nice. But I don't know
if there's much credibility as an adult running a warm
week book. It's I still do yeah, exhibit.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
It's like it's lazy mens porridge, really, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Por don't have time?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Brand sugar?
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Yeah, brand sugar over what?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Yeahah, weet books. I'd say brown sugar. Is it more
concentrated brown sugar?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Is it better for you? Unrefined? Yeah, brown sugar is
better for you Jesus. Really, they just it's like cocaine.
They just bleach it. You know. That's the problem with
one of the major problems with the cocaine, is they
bleach it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Can you get brown cocaine?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
I think it comes off brown? What comes to the
coca plant?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Right, If you get that kind of bulgarian strand flam,
it comes out brown or something, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, it's like in baking bed when they accidentally make
blue meth.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
Oh yes, but it's the most pure form apparently.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
So yeah, Okay, is that us? We're happy with that?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
I had that.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I did have a story all the time.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I actually teach the story back on the seventh of
October and then promptly forgot to tell it.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
What are we today? The twenty fourth?
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yees? So I did go away for ten days? Oh
what's another day?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
They know?
Speaker 3 (19:50):
We'll wrap it up there, I'll please please Do you
remember the first day that g Lane was on the show? Oh,
I try not to and and Jerry talked about how
you control your rages if you get it not rage?
Oh your rage? Yeah, how you control your rager an erection? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
How you I've got a method.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
Great, Yeah, your method is the same as mine. And
it got poop pooed.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
No, it's not the same as yours.
Speaker 3 (20:16):
What's yours?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
To go hammer and tongs on yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I just tuck it up with everything, don't touch it.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
That's my method.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Tuck it up and get into like the feet because
it's usually in bed, right, and you get into basically
the fetal position. So you so you've got your twigg
and berries.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Up because if you are, I see what you're doing here,
because if you're lying in a plank fashion, yes, and
you are, you can't be and you're running the operation.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
God, forget about that.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
You've got there and it's and it's operating at a
nine degree kind of perpendicular angle.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yes, that can.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Stick out up to for you, up to what a
ruler's length, you know, so if you but if you
fold the body.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yes, fold the body, and I believe it kind of
cuts off some blood flows.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
That's fear.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, my theory.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Do you find your erections going away quicker when you're
in their position?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah again, I still think it's quicker to just.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But there's not a waste time at my age the inclination.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Yeah, and that kind of might.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Not be appropriate, like right now, if I had one,
I could either do Jerry's thing of think of my
grandmother or I'm not going to do your thing of.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
You but hang on. Those are the only two options.
They're not No, they're definitely not.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
You're you're really endorsing your option.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Yeah, my option would be actually, mate, come on, don't
be crude, go for a walk, jump in the disabled
toilet and have a take so you don't have to
do these are the things you've got to think about.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I discovered mine that doesn't definitely right there. I discovered
mine at high school.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
To go to the toilet at the show.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I had quite a mixed, like like co ed group
of friends at high school, and we were it was
all very non it was all very platonic, and we'd
often literally sleep have sleepovers. It's like teenagers. But there
was an issue with the boys.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
In the morning because you keep shoving it in there.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well you were We woke up like that, and they
didn't want to see that they were just friends genuinely.
So that's how I discovered it. That's how I discovered
the recovery position, as I called it.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Recovery positions are going there because you were friends with women.
Women he just shared a night in bed with them.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Were not do you see like in a lounge or something.
You know, you're hanging out in the lounge and you
just crash out kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
That doesn't happen. When does that stop happening? The kind
of shared a lounge sleepovers because the.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
Great aren't they are the best?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
And there is an underlight We've talked about underlong sexual
tones today on the radio show.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yeah, I mean it was always sexual tension, but that
almost never acted on it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
No, you didn't know how to you knew how to
hold a hand that felt about as exciting as it goes.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Oh, yeah, cuddles that lasted a bit too long.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
When you at school, weren't you like Forest Gumban that's
seen with Genny when they just basically touches the boo
and goes oh.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Did you have a story attached to this road or
do you just want to talk about.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
So my story about it because I went to drama
school in my early twenties. I went to drama school.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
And get that.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
I went to drama school now Unitech and all clas one,
and one of our early projects in our first year
was to put on full body leotards called unitards and
go out to primary schools and perform physical theater, like
we'd have to pretend we're a tree, or pretend we're
a wall, or pretend like all of these weird things.
(23:27):
But of course I was in my early twenties, as
most of the other people were somewhere in their teens,
and I pointed out, hey would be quite horrific if
one of these guys got a bloody eriction, wouldn't it?
And we all laughed, And then I went home put
on the unitard and had a look at what it
would look like and I said, I will be going
to jail if that happens because it's so obvious. And
(23:50):
then a couple of the girls decided that what they
wanted to do was try and catch me out in
front of the children. And so every time I was
anywhere near them making a tree or making the cave
or whatever it is, they just go into my ear
to try and make me have an erection.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah, I see the issue you've got. You're you're an idiot, mate,
You're an idiot.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Well no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
What you should have done. You should have gone out outside,
got a couple of leaves off the tree, made an
extra branch. Just fucking use your head, mate.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Well I did you use my head?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Actually, just use your head. And that is physical theater.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
And do you know what Ben, Ben will appreciate this
because I know he's bigger on his cricket.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
The trees just grown a branch.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
And hey, least you said brandtson, not twig.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
Thanks mate, good, thanks mate. And you know it was
the early two thousands and what I used to do
as I used to pump my fist while these girls were.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Sorry, can we we need more background around the story,
cause he's getting first, getting more and more problematic. So
how old are you?
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Forty five?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wow, this is recent and no, no, this is in
the early twenties.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
So this is in my early twenties. Oh sorry, you're
falling right now. And this will give it a historical
it's making more sense. Ben will appreciate it's making more sense.
So I used to pump my fists and block out
what these horrible Victens were doing by naming in order
the New Zealand batting lineup. Oh no, so I used
to go, what you well, what year two thousand? I'm
(25:17):
going to run through it. Wait, hang on, hang on,
what year two thousand?
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Can we can we just can we try to get
there as a team without looking at your computer? Because
it's something that Ben Hill is going to be.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
It was testing test think think we played a three
match series against Australia.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Okay, Stephen Fleming.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Stephen Fleming was number Fourchon, it was number four. No,
Mark Richardson was not there be pumping my fist, Brian. No.
In fact, the first name is a lot to do
with an erection. Matt Horn, Yes, Matt Horn was the
first time, and then the second name was probably as
(25:56):
actually reasonably eeriction focused as well. No, no spit Craig Spearman, Spearman, Yeah,
Horn Spearman three.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Then it's two thousand, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Two thousand made a big debut, Matty Matthew sinklein number three,
Stephen Fleming number four?
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Are you going? Number five?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And it's starting to go down by now? Adam PERORI
number six, No, Adam Prory and this team is number
eight eight, Yes, so you're going Horn Spearman, Sinclear, Fleming
a still lem on, No well keeper, he's eight. McMillan, McMillan, Ye, okay,
(26:47):
so christ number seven, Christy number.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Eight, number eight nomber I never went to the ballers,
so pretty obvious, Pretty obvious.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
No, he hadn't debut yet, pretty obviously.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Shane O'Connor.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Shane O'Connor is eleven in this lineup. You're missing too,
you're missing too, a missing to.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Two other barlers to other quick oh no, Davory.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
And my get rid of my erection lineup. Horn is
a shamous Spearman. No't debut yet, Horn, Spearman, Sinclear, Fleming, Estell, McMillan,
Keirn's Perori eriction gone vittry broadcaster. Oh, Dolly, Dolly, of course,
Jiel O'Connor. That's my eleven that got me through. I'm
(27:35):
not going to jail there.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
There's I mean and good on you because it's quite
a sixty eleven.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Well, I didn't realize Spearman.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah is also damn but Tory. He was notorious in
those days.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Anyway, there was fun. I enjoyed their boys. But you've
got seen sharp meeting to get to.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
I understand Jesus nine.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, so you got.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
One minute to get across the here. We'll see you
tomorrow on the Headacre brig for sure. Thank you for
being with the way. Jeremy Wells is away. Alright, scene Kyota.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Alright, Rder, I'm alright, alright right, thanks man, alright.
Speaker 1 (28:06):
I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Take care,
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