The Least Sexually Active Region - The Radio Show (November 1)

On The Hauraki Breakfast today... Jerry is joined by G Lane, and they discuss a fascinating new love-making study, and Dai Henwood goes deep into how Travis Scott was able to get his private jet in the air, only 21 minutes after he completed his Eden Park gig... 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hierarchy Breakfast show. Bunning's Trade is raising funds this
November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
US entertainment, sports and music available everywhere on the radio.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Appen Jeremy Wells on radio.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Good morning, welcome along to the Hierarchy Breakfast and welcome
along to November. It's the first of November twenty twenty four.
My names Jeremy Wells. This is Mash and Roots here
this morning too morning. Get a boys, Yeah, good acc
hit g Lane joins us at six thirty this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
What's been happening fellas? Did you guys have some trickle
treators last night at your place or what was the
buzz there?

Speaker 5 (00:34):
None at my place?

Speaker 6 (00:36):
Now.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
We actually ended up going to a different suburb, different
part of the city. We live in Auckland and jumped
on their trick or treating nice because our area is
going to have trick or treating on Saturday. It's just
an agreement. Our area of Riverhead has to have trick
or treating on the Saturday night.

Speaker 5 (00:52):
What are you special out there in Riverhead?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Apparently quite interesting.

Speaker 7 (00:56):
I've only been there for two years. It's not my decision.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
So if you jumped on the community page something like
that and said, hey, goo, shall we all just kind
of postpone Halloween until the thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:03):
First, and people have to put onto a document that
they are a safe house and that you can come
to their house and look for Lolli's on the Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's what happens when you live in a suburb full
of magic mushrooms. Whoever, that's what happens. They come up
with an interesting new plans, slightly different, but I've got
to say quite good. Actually, welcome along to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Like the hood Ay Breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Already a lot coming up this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
We're going to talk about the native Canterbury mudfish, an
update on Mash's new nickname.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
No that is not money nickname, Jerry, that's what they're
calling you. No, they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
The native Canterbury mudfish.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
When did this start? When did this start? Was this
a week ago?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
A couple of weeks ago?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And why did we bring this up? Because because I
discovered a new species.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
It was Ben Hurley's rule round up down there at
the Wye.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Met Gage, didn't they it was in the rural round up?
And then you said they used to call you the
Canary mudfish.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
That's right, because they did.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
No, I don't know if they did. Again, I never
heard that to my face. Okay, well, here's a text
as system three for three. We used to call MESHI
the Canterbury mudfish. There it is right there in front
of me. It just feels like something you might make up.
It's very convenientick fingers from that text.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Also, after seven, let's talk about the most and least
speaking of mudfish sexually active region in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
That's unnecessary what you've just said there. Yeah, let's talk
about that. So is it going to tell us whether
or not Dunedin's making more love than Auckland. Yeah, whether
or not, I don't know. The company Coast is making
more love than Graymouth.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's right. They have had poles out there. They have
had they've got poles out there. They've had poles on people.
They've been taking a whole lot of data on people,
and I'm sure the data is one hundred percent accurate.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
And when you say a whole lot of data, I
think they've just been trying to find out how much
people have been making love. I don't know if they've
gone over the top with extra poles and all that
kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
You wait till you read the data.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Really is it kind of subsets of data and all
that kind of thing. Yeah, okay, fascinating onto positions.

Speaker 7 (03:01):
I'm just the thing. Yeah, I'm just looking at the numbers. Now,
very surprising from Northland. Won't say which way it is,
but very surprising.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I mean, can we actually this is a good conversation
I have what do you think fellas the most making
love region would be? You'd have to say Auckland as
a per capita though, is it on average?

Speaker 1 (03:19):
It has to be per capita? Yeah, because obviously it
is the most making love region. Is the most love
being made in Auckland? Yes, because Auckland is the most populous,
But it's got to be per capita. I think the
mountain the mount Yeah, interesting, you say that are interesting?

Speaker 8 (03:33):
Down south?

Speaker 5 (03:35):
Down south?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
What about down south? That's what you use to do that,
that's where you go down How it works? Mate? Also
Mike Henson, former Black Caps coach, joins us to talk
about the Third Test New Zealand playing India in Mumbai,
which starts today at five.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Should we care, Mikeusen.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
You breakfast already?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Lane, joins us this morning on the Haddie Breakfast.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Good morning, Well okay, we made it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Always nice to see you. We made it to Friday. Yeah,
we're always going.

Speaker 8 (04:09):
To Yeah sometimes I were Sometimes I think I'm not
going to make it to Friday, but we made it.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah. We did tell you who got out of New
Zealand quite quickly and didn't make it to Friday while
he was here, and that was Trevor Scott. We I
saw you, Trevor Scott Yep concerted Eden Park on Wednesday night.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Yeah, hear me ear plugs in?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
You did hear the ear plugs and that's that's particularly impressive.
But look, I actually wasn't that loud. I didn't have
any ringing the next day or anything like that. But
it's good that did you have the ear plugs and
just to block the music full stop?

Speaker 8 (04:36):
I just didn't want to talk to him and I
he was just banging on at me.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Was the door of the corporate sweet locked? I'm confused here,
why would you put the ear plugs in?

Speaker 8 (04:42):
Look, it wasn't a corporate suitet. Okay, it was a balcony.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Yes, it was a lounge.

Speaker 8 (04:48):
I look to be honest, I was not going to
go to Travis Scott. If I wasn't to be honest,
if I wasn't kindly gifted tickets, I wouldn't have gone
because just a bunch of midpace crappers.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, I'll tell you who was into it, and that
was your twelve year old son.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
Oh yeah, ahead the time of his life.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was all over it.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Oh I had a good time.

Speaker 8 (05:07):
Oh my god, his phone ran out of battery after
forty minutes because he basically vially had everything. And his
favorite bit, when's when he told everyone to stand up
and put them middle fingers in the air, and he
would turned around to me and gave me this, give
me the middle finger. Yeah, oh my god, what is
with this?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Why do you play a song four times?

Speaker 4 (05:22):
You played this song four times? Isn't he? This was
someone else?

Speaker 8 (05:25):
Think think?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I mean, you guys are asking me like I know,
I don't know anything that tally Stock.

Speaker 8 (05:29):
I mean, if I if I had auto tune, I
could do this could be me. This could be me.

Speaker 4 (05:34):
You any boys listen here and again we're all there Wednesday,
for the fifth time this week we look.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Up for pre pubescent.

Speaker 8 (05:43):
Right, let's go outside and I'll punch you in your head.
That's pretty much. Now that went well.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
I've got some interesting information that I'm going to share
a little later on the show. And it's come from
Die Henwood, who is a plane nerd who follows planes
in and out of New Zealand, and he has the
information pretending to how quickly Travis Scott exited New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (06:03):
What do you mean? He told everyone he loved Auckland,
he said, my first time in akle, I love it. Here,
you're telling me he's off.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He could hardly, he could hardly wait, I mean he
literally could not wait to leave. Wait till you hear how
long the plan of how he went from the stage
to the time he got in the air and his
private year, it's quite phenomenal.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Wait, I'll share it.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Later on, but it's it will actually shock you as
humanly possible to do it as quickly as he did it.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
I'm shocked. He told us he loved us.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
He hardly even could be bothered doing the show. He
had to convince, had to be convinced to do the show.

Speaker 8 (06:37):
And he did. And he will give you the reason
why he did leave really as well. And you know,
do you know that.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely ourself. This is the Hardy.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Briefs Entertainment, Sports and available everywhere on the radio any.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well on Radio thirty two on the Hiderky Briefast Time
for your latest news headlines. The Transport Excellent Investigation Commission
has released an interim report into the Utter Teddy Faery
grounding in June. It's found there was a lack of
training in the recently installed autopilot system.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
No shit, I didn't know how to turn it off.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
I could just imagine someone you know, how to turn
it off.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
I mean a lack of training.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
The fact that they couldn't turn it off.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
Do you think someone just put it on by accident?
What do you do here? You just press this button
and it does it itself. And then they pressed it
and then they couldn't turn it off and just carried
straight on here.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
That's a black box voice recording system that I want
to hear. Oh yeah, I want to hear that one.
I don't think they have one, unfortunately, don't they. No,
it would be so interesting to hear, particularly.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
When they knew they're going to just go straight into
the land.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Because it's such a slow moving it takes so long
it's a mess, slow meus train wreck. More than ninety
percent of submissions are against McDonald's opening an outlet and
Warnica the council has been reviewing a resource consent application.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
They need they need jobs down there now. Everyone's employed
by either the ny ten or the supermarket, so they
need to diverse a little bit.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
I mean a lot of people going down there to
escape some demons, and Monica a lot of you know,
people from Auckland going down there to make sure they
can rid some of the demons that they've created over
the last couple of years. I think they need something
to work, So maybe we should just far up McDonald's
and also put a k for right next to her
as well.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
And even the group has been left out of the
All Black side to face England at Twickenham on Sunday
after breaching team protocols to Mighty Williams gets the not
at lusehead prop in his place with Wallace, a Tt,
Sam Kaine and Mark to layer the other players on
the run out side to back up from the win
over Japan. Buden Barrett will start at number ten.

Speaker 8 (08:53):
So what happened there? Do we know any any more
indications on what Groot I am group did?

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, well I always think that this team protocolsing really
does treat like a kindergarten. Yeah, doesn't it. It's kindergarten vibes.
So maybe he didn't eat his apple, oh yeah, play lunch.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Maybe wasn't sharing.

Speaker 5 (09:13):
Yeah, maybe he didn't sit cross legueed on the mat.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Maybe he shared himself.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Oh okay, because that you don't want that, No, you don't.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Want that, I mean full conspiracy. He isn't he related
to you, Jerry? And I mean, you know, behave he's
been a mess of ishue for you over the past,
you know, forty fifty almost years now. I mean you've
got expelled from a school after a slight incident around
the fucking Munders. Maybe that's something Ethan de Groot's been
involved in as well.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Yeah, well he a third cousin. He's my third cousin,
is he?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Did you not know that?

Speaker 8 (09:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
No, he's my so my dad's cousin. Yes, Ethan de
Groot is my dad's cousin's grandson. Ah, yeah, I thought
he was.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
I thought you. I didn't. I thought you're just making
stuff up there, mesh. But no, Oh, that explains everything.
He's a complete asshole. What makes sense now?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I reckon he's done posing his nap nap and then
he's smeared it all over the bathrooms.

Speaker 8 (10:15):
Call the parents, call appearance.

Speaker 5 (10:16):
That'll keep you in trouble.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
It can be.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
I've seen it before.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
The hood ack you breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Already a sec here, g Lane is in this morning.
It's time for.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
The history of today with Jeremy James Drummond well still
running with that thing?

Speaker 5 (10:35):
You're still happy with that?

Speaker 8 (10:36):
I mean I was here a few weeks ago and
there was conjecture around the lisp in his voice when
that was just overegging it.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I'm not happy with a lot of things, Julane, okay,
but I just go with the flow, okay, on this
day in twenty twenty three.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
I mean, I'm not that happy at me.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I'm not that happy that you're on the show, to
be honest, but I'm just going with it.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
You look at me like that, like you okay?

Speaker 1 (10:58):
Are you okay?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
That was the most this piece of broadcasting you do it.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
I just go just go the floa okay, okay, on
this day in twenty twenty three, better not to scratch
under the surface. Okay, two, it's yes, International Space Station
astronauts lost a tool bag during a spacewalk.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
It's two hundred.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Miles above Earth, which apparently one day will disintegrate as
it heads its way towards US.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
So there's a couple of spanners, adjustable spanners, just mooning
around the planet.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, okay, Yeah. Nineteen sixty nine, the Beatles Abbey Road
album went number one in the US and stayed number
one for eleven weeks. That's, of course, the one with
the Beatles walking across the Abbey Road pedestrian crossing.

Speaker 8 (11:40):
And every single wounder he goes Debbie Road tries to
recreate that. Imagine living on Abbey Road and just seeing
tourist wounders. You'd want to run them down when you're
you would.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:49):
Where is Ebbie Road? Is it in London?

Speaker 5 (11:50):
In London?

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Where about the London West London? Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Nice? Okay? Yeah. And and the interesting thing about that cover,
I mean, great album cover, yeah, brilliant, But obviously Pumer
Caartney no shoes, and so people that started a lot
of the rumors that Paul was actually dead. He's obviously
not dead. He's one of the two surviving Beatles now
but how few cars there are on the actual road?

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Yeah, No, one's no parking.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
No, there was no parking wardens or anything in those days.

Speaker 8 (12:17):
And no one is all any cars parked on every
road nowadays. It's an absolute.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
It's a shocker. In nineteen eighty seven, New Zealand beat
Japan one hundred and sixty four, which was a record
at the time.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
Oh, that's Mark Alli scored four tries. I think it
was pre that was it pre that five?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Was that right? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:35):
Oh, you used to waste them, didn't we?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Then? I think we beat them by more and that
world carptain we and nineteen ninety seven Titanic, directed by
James Cameron, starring a Leo DiCaprio and Cape Winslet, premiered
at He Took Your International Film Festival and thirteen forty eight.
This is an important date for you, as you see here, Juda. Yep,
the Black Death reached London. Then the Black Death which

(12:59):
you were known as the Black Death when you reached
London in nineteen ninety nine. That was the second time
Black Death hit London. And in fifteen twelve, Michaelangelo's paintings
on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican
were first exhibited Great Paintings. Turns out that was a
great exhibition still going today. And born on this day vvs.

(13:20):
Laxman in nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
Yep, beautiful wrists, great rusty, very risky vvs.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Laxman nineteen seventy two. Jenny McCarthy was born on this day.
She's obviously American model and actress Sophie B. Hawkins, American
singer songwriter Rick Allen, the one armed drammer from def
leppardh In nineteen sixty three he was born I run
up from there's only.

Speaker 5 (13:46):
Got one arm, and I only got one arm.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
And in nineteen sixty two Anthony Ketis I was born
in Grand Rapids, Michigan, scacely.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Do not the hot at you breakfast already day Basically.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
See here g Lane is in this morning, and I
see you've put the acc ute up for for sale
on trade mate.

Speaker 8 (14:13):
Oh yeah, Auto Trader. Actually it's a nineteen ninety eight
Ford falcon Ute that we've got. It's a it's a classic,
an absolute classic. We're giving it up. It's all going
to charity. It's got a straight six under the hood.
It's got some mag wheels. We did some burnouts at
Mount Smart Stadium in it. It is one of the greats.

(14:34):
And I don't actually know why we're selling it because
Mena Stewart is very upset because he drives at home
each night.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm just I'm on order to Trader here and I'm
having a look and there's a massive photo of you
in the foreground of one of the shots.

Speaker 8 (14:44):
I don't come with it. Are you sure I don't come?
I can do. I can do if you like, because
it's been so much you pay for it. But it's
an auction an Auto Trader plus. Not only do you
win the car, but there's five thousand bucks with the
goodies thrown and a thousand dollars with the petrol with
the grocery vouchers, an iPhone sixteen, a Marshall Amp fridge,
a site radio. It's got a lockable drawer at the

(15:06):
back and it's all you have to do is text
yute two three, four eight three. You'll get a link
directly to the Auto Trader auction page. All proceeds go
to November as well. It's live for the next four weeks.
It's a it's a beauty. It's it's it's one of those.
It's the early it's the ute, the Ford falcon Ute
after it had the straight grill, remember the straight grill

(15:26):
with the square headlights, and they went for the slightly
slanty headlights. Only lasted about a year before they went
there looks terrible.

Speaker 5 (15:32):
It's a sharky looking vehicle.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yes, it's a land shark.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
And you've got to say slightly dangerous driving around with
one thousand dollars worth of petrol in the in the
ute in the tray.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Let's just say I drove it over the Cimis and
the bat came out a number of times around the corner.
It's a great car to drive. It's so much fun.
It's a real head turner. So if you want to
if you want to bid on that text ute two
three four eight three for eight three yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And if you've got if you've got to spare Paddock
somewhere amazing for Paddock, well like you will not get
a better car that is lighter in the back, ye
that than that particular yute.

Speaker 8 (16:08):
It's got a lockable train in the back which you
can remove and just put a mattress in. That's easily
doable as well, if you're that way inclined. I could
see mash that's his only interest.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
You know.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Now, I'm intrigued by this. Yeah, there'll be a great
spot to for matress on the back there, that's right.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I can imagine you actually cruising around North Canterbury MESHI
the North Canary Mudfish. Yeah, well, doing some great work
in the back of that particular ute there.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, rotten in the back of the yute with a
vegie mighte sandwich and a six pack of beer.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Love in the dern.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
So go on to auto traider to spot that bit
and you could win that yuke. Get the back out.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Check an in there the hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy
Wells on Radio Darchy.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
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Speaker 1 (16:57):
You'd morney walk my along to the Hidachy brick us
as the first day of November. Acc here g Lane
joins us this morning.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Holy smokes, it's November.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
It is November.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
Stick up, Yeah, Christmas decorations if you're a complete a hole,
Halloween's out of the way you can use some of
those Halloween. Last night, I saw the greatest costume. I
saw a kid with a balding cap and red pants,
tight red pants and a floral top doctor pokinghorn. Oh really,
one of the great costumes. One of the great costumes.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
That's a high level parent. There's a high level parent
going you know what, son, I know this is going
to be slightly strange for you. None of your friends
you can understand what's going on here. But my mates
are going to love it.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
But when you knock on g Lane's door, he's going
to go respect you. Fill your basket, buddy.

Speaker 5 (17:42):
That's pretty good. But how did you know?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
The thing is, if you've got to tell people, it's
always a little bit of a concerned But you could
have a lanyard. Yeah, that's the hospital style lanyard to
be wearing. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:51):
Absolutely. And he wasn't walking around with the glass barbie.
But I'll tell you what. He was digging around in
my bucket looking for those pineapple lollies, looking for those.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
He was no incidents of any kid getting myth lollies.

Speaker 8 (18:03):
No, no. There was all the chat though with the
twelve year olds, especially dollies.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Up next, New Zealand's most and least sexually active regions.
There's a study which is out and it will shock you, actually,
it will shock you. It's quite surprising.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
The hod at you breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
We've been talking about it all morning. Here we go
the the most and the least sexually active regions of
New Zealand.

Speaker 8 (18:34):
And when we say regions, are you talking like NPC regions?
So you're talking can every white ketto you know, hawks
Bay Taranaki Ye?

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Exactly. So the research found that the most sexually active
regions Auckland and.

Speaker 8 (18:50):
The White cut Oh no surprises on the White Catta.
I grew up there, dangerously horny region.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Okay, so this obviously includes self pleasure, this study already,
So this is this is all I'm already concerned with
the numbers here, gu Lane, is there really is the
White Coutle Honestly, in your opinion the most bizay between peers.

Speaker 8 (19:08):
I grew up there, and I tell you what they
got bizar.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
If Gulane can get action, absolutely, anyone can get action.

Speaker 8 (19:16):
Yeah, that's that's we like. In the White Cata, we
welcome literally all comers.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
They do yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
See, I can attest to this because I went to
I went to a number of different schools. I went
to school in Auckland. I went to a boarding school,
and long and I went to a school boarding school
and the White cout to with gu Lane. A lot
of schools for some reason, a lot of school though,
And I really did. I tell you what my White
cout thought. What they love? They love making love and

(19:45):
they love drinking. They love drinking.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
Do you know what I've I've noticed about White cut
To a love making I know I've got a lot
of things to get through the studies, so I'll be
quickly and Glane, is this true? I feel like there's
a lot more love making outside of beds going on
in the White Cutter.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
Oh yeah, far.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
More open and free beds. Look at love.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Making beds are very Auckland. It's a very Auckland. It's
very missionary and like it all. You know, you just
need a flat surface, don't even need flat suf, a
vertical surface, just a bit of privacy. And where you
got You've got a river as well a lot of
banks on the river. It's not a privacy. Donnie Park,
one of the great love making parts of came on
center as well. Don park Get it Go, get it

(20:22):
down in Donnie.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Oh yeah, there would never be a day when you'd
go through Donnie Parker wouldn't see a couple making love
in the bushes.

Speaker 8 (20:29):
It's a very romantic town the travelers.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
To be honest, there's nothing else to do other than
make love and drink. Yeah, so that's those are your
two options. So coming in excuse me. The third most
sexed up region and this will surprise you, Wellington third.
Wellington came third.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
No, yep, don't believe that.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
No.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Forty five percent of people saying that they have sex
at least once a week.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
That is absolutely well.

Speaker 8 (20:57):
Look to be fair to people from Lincoln, a lot
of time spent in side where there's awful knowing much
else to do? Is there a lot of bureaucrats as well,
probably dangerously bored with their jobs and their lives. So
what else to do except you know.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Get off?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah, and a lot of home haircuts going one, particularly
from the women. Yes, so what you do is you
do a home haircut and then make love. Fourth equal
South London Otago at thirty nine percent.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Oh, only thirty nine percent once a week. Okay, Yeah,
I thought there'd be a bit more down there, a
bit more action down there. How south Canterbury are they?
How are they looking down there?

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
It actually Canterbury, doesn't It's not divided into South and North. Okay,
it's just Canterbury and interestingly second to last place Canterbury
along with hawks By and the Bay of Plenty.

Speaker 8 (21:40):
Yeah, they all seem like very missionary type regions. I
thought the Bay of Plenty would be up there.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
I'm surprised about the bad you got.

Speaker 8 (21:46):
Mount Monganui is the spiritual home of the Smoke Show,
so I'd think that bayo Plenty would have been a
bit better than they do better. Bay of Plenty.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Well, I'll tell you the other one that's surprising.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Northland found to be the least sexually active region twenty
nine percent having sex at least once a week.

Speaker 8 (22:00):
Yeah that's the glass barby Cashu taken hold.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Yeah the heat as well, maybe as well the heat,
you know, making love when it's hots hard work.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
And also less likely to opt into a survey.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I reckon if they look down the regions, I said,
who wants to do the survey?

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Northland?

Speaker 1 (22:17):
No, I can't be bothered, can't be bothered, So I
cross the whole country. Seven percent of Kiwis have six
every day, sevens every day, twenty nine percent really or never,
forty one percent apparently once a week. Seventeen had six
one to two times a month. Interesting stats. The hot
Achy Breakfast, Alreadio, the a sec hed G Lanes and

(22:40):
with us this morning. So it's app that we're talking
about which are the least and most sexually active regions
in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Is a survey out?

Speaker 8 (22:47):
Yep, Hamilton, the tron Whakattle.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Well, Whakattle.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Let's be very clear about this. Oh look, I'm not
one hundred percent sure it's from Hamilton, true, I mean
Mata Mata, very sexy region.

Speaker 8 (22:58):
Yeah, tiawa Mutu has been highly highly rumored to be
the home of the swinging in the white at talk.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Oh the Rose Town.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
Yeah, the Rose Town. There's a lot of horsey people there.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Love Well, there's a lot of horsey people in Cambridge.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I understand of all of the Waikatu regions, Cambridge
probably the least sexually Yeah.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Moronsville's up there as well.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, very hard to have, really hard to get sexually
excited when you're staying in a place that sounds like Moronsville.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Lane is like as we really add each one of
these small towns, and as I can said, in your eyes,
you're thinking about a previous lover that has come from
these places, and you've kind of constructed an entire love
making personality for each town around one lover that you've had.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
In the past.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
I don't know if that's too harsh or not.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
Well, look, I could do a road trip around. He's
going to be one of the great road trips. Actually,
But I hear there's been a renovation at Donny Park.
Because look, if someone's you've always someone's gone down or
you've been down on someone at Donny Park.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Well, did I tell you the story the other day
about well, are we back to my old school in
the house master?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
And I was standing with an old friend and he said,
you know what I was.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
I got a story that I can tell you now
about about something that I saw in Donnie Park. And
he said, I was taking a run when I was
a housemaster, first year as a house master at your school,
and went for a run through Donnie Parking and I
saw a couple of sets of legs coming out of
a bush and I thought to myself, what's going on there?
And then he said, as I ran past, I took
it closer inspection, and he said, and it was you,

(24:23):
not me, but the other person that was.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
I was worth in the group.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
It's called a mark and he said.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's let's call a mark. Yeah, and he was. And
he said, and you were going out at Hammer and
Tongs with a young lady in the bush there and
he said. I thought to myself, should I stop and
do anything? And he said, it's more hassle than it's
going to be worth. I was going to keep running
and he kept running.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
And so Donny Park and Hamilton has had a new
path and put through it along with bench seats so
you can go on there and just have a geeze.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, it's quite.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
It is a sexy park and for a lot of
people be listening to like what the hell is Donny Park?
If you haven't been, then you'll understand when you get there.
It's just it's just down and dirty. She's just she's
a good old, solid sort of rooten to.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
It's like a lot.

Speaker 8 (25:07):
But I'm sure there is parks like this all around
New Zealand. Everyone's got a park that you there's known
for something or doing something, And obviously Hagley Park the
toilet's there and known for other things, mainly cottaging. But
there I'm sure there are small towns where you've got
a park where you get the.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Hook up park surely?

Speaker 8 (25:23):
Oh yeah, I mean where was yours? Mud? Was it
Mudfish Flats.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
I grew up.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
It wasn't the no I grew up in, and I
thank but Dudley Park was. It was a great I
go down in Dudley, down in Dudley because there was
also a skate park there as well, So if you know,
if you're into your skater boys, then something for you
were like I was, that's right.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
I thought people in your neck of the woods there
Kaiapoy Meshy, I thought it was all about making love
at the Norm Kirk statue. I thought that was the
whole thing, Big Norm Kirk.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
I'll be honest. A lot of people didn't think that
that was important, and I wasn't one of those people.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
You never made love at the base of the Norm
Krex statue.

Speaker 8 (26:00):
Who hasn't done that? Lock eyes with Big Norm.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
And what just kind of hammer and tong.

Speaker 5 (26:05):
Yeah, totally really like big norm you just do.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Maybe there's something I should do over the Christmas break.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, there you go, something to think about the.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Hood a your breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Sacy c hegy Lane is in this morning. Some other
facts around this particular sex survey. Once we've dealt with this,
we'll move on from the six survey, because I'm sure
there's a lot of people listening. See I'm sick of
hearing about six.

Speaker 8 (26:25):
Yeah, it's particularly this time of the morning.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Yeah, one of the way. Oh really, yeah, yeah, I
hate this.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
The most sexually satisfied demographic was those at age sixty
and over, with eighty eight percent reporting they were happy
with their sexual escapades. Comparatively, thirty to forty year olds
were the least satisfied at thirty eight percent.

Speaker 8 (26:43):
Is that to do with children? Yes, because once you
can empty nest is you can wander around rating Ramsey,
he reads the news every now and then, huge advocate
for the empty nest. Love making furiously good.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, j how do you know that?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I asked her?

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Oh, noice you and ray Lane just like you love
making him.

Speaker 8 (26:59):
Absolutely there's no kids at home as happy days for
Raylan Ramsey.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Okay, what else you got here in terms of other facts, jurry,
because I'm looking at my dock here and there's a
lot of other facts around this.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Well, the most fulfilled overall sexually in New Zealand, unmarried
men and relationships reported being satisfied with their sex life.

Speaker 8 (27:20):
That's because they've got multiple angles. They're running a Pythagoras there,
they're running multiple angles?

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Or is it because he goes kicking in and they
want to let the person know that's asking the question
like the study. You know, people doing this study, they
want to let them know that, hey, and I'm quite
happy with my love life, but actually deep down they.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Not possibly possibly well. Married men reported being unhappy with
their six lives compared with thirty percent of married women.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Are people look are people under especially dudes under the
age of fifty? Is anyone actually having sex?

Speaker 9 (27:49):
No?

Speaker 4 (27:49):
Like stoke, you know, stoked with what's going on?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
Sexually, it comes in, goes, doesn't it? Tyge comes in,
ty comes out? Is always know you can always want more?

Speaker 8 (27:58):
That is that is said like a true little twenty
year old.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Well, I know you guys are happy. Your generation is
happiest when they're looking at screens. Yeah, I mean that's
really if they could have six with the screen, they would,
Well they do most of the time.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Well we put six on screens and look what it's down.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Not only you didn't do that. You didn't do that.
We did, mate, We did that. You just take pictures
of yourself and put it on a screen.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
You're taking credit.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
You're taking credit for something there that's not you know. Ok, enough,
I wonder about the sixty and over as well, where
the people have just hung up the boats and they're
just happy that they've hung up the boats and thank
goodness that this is all subsided.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Yeah, just put it on the shelf.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
This is a whole lot easier than it used to be.
I don't even have to worry about this anymore.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Perhaps coming up after seven point thirty, speaking of sixty,
we're going to talk to former Black Cap coach Mike
Kissen sixty men about what's been going on over in
India and what's happening for the Third Test, which is
starting today in Mumbi five pm. I believe first ball.

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Is going to be by yep, that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
In fact, it's quite a weekend of sport coming up
because you've got If you like cricket, you've got.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
That going on.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
If you like rugby and.

Speaker 5 (29:03):
The All Blacks.

Speaker 8 (29:04):
Yes, Sunday morning.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Yeah, playing England at Twickers, yep, always a good game.
Got the league, You've got the League against Tonga, you got.

Speaker 8 (29:12):
The Formula One, you got the Grand Prix with Liam Lawson.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Sorry going on? Did you mention the derby or not?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Not yet?

Speaker 8 (29:18):
And this was coming up.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I am I excited about that.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
I thought it was going to be Ye supports head
Phoenix versus AFC also on the on the Saturday.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Yeah, and there's quite a bit of feeling in that game.
By the same year, I enjoyed Nick Becker, the Auckland
FC CEO's comments. He said, look, the reality is you
want to get in and out of Wellington as quick
as you can. Everybody does. Get three points and leave.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Your complete New Zealand today this morning Hurcky Breakfast for Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
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Speaker 5 (29:53):
Seven on the Hurd Brieffast.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Leave that conversation for after your time for the latest
news headlines. A lack of around autopilot has been a
big finding from an interim report into the Utter Teddy
ferry grounding in June. The crew wasn't trained on the
system and pressed it at the wrong time.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Now, this is going to be controversial, but I'm going
to attempt to play Devil's advocate here in favor of
the at Telly team team sorry autopilot to suggest, perhaps ironically,
that you would have to do less as a pilot.
Is that right?

Speaker 8 (30:26):
That there's a crucial element missing from your argument. You
have to input your coordinates and then press autopilot, not
press autopilot. It remains in this line it's going.

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I thought there was going to be a difficult angle
to take.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Autopilot is not a special brain that's operating inside of
the boat that that can steer it like a human.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
It's got coordinates.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
You're on autopilot, mate, I am.

Speaker 5 (30:50):
On, and then you plug the man and then it
just sort of steers in. Wonder, I mean, he's been
on the rocks for years.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Is he still here? He read that autopilot into the rocks?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
We're not playing.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Okay's the last time what I was standing for that lot.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Primers to Auckland is from Auckland Transport expect potholes to
be fixed within a day of them popping up all shit.
It's an identical target set by n ZTA and State Highways.
In fact, Mashi I saw a story on a very
popular nightly infotainment show on TV and Z one really
and it's about the special the special crack team of

(31:23):
pothole repair guys, hotheads, the potheads that's what they called.
And great but two great New Zealanders, I think, hey listeners,
and they travel around Auckland and they do they repair
them within an hour.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
That's a great job, you know, because I think people
will love you. People would be so appreciative of the
potheads because you're fixing something that's been a bit of
a pain in the ass.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 8 (31:45):
And look, if you want to make your potholes obvious,
if you want the council to deal with it, just
use one of the potholes as a ball and a
massive cock and balls graffiti on the road and then
it'll be.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
They'll be there. They'll be the quickest flash.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
But yeah, there's a number that you can there's a
number that you can call as a website that you
can text into.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
How many potholes happen throughout the day here in organ
do your things sixty five so you can the party
are getting around sixty five holes a day.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
There's a lot of potholes.

Speaker 8 (32:11):
I just got a trailer full of tart. See.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
These guys are what great New Zealand is.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
They're amazing the best of us. Yeah, and joshadow Car
has been sacked by the NRL's Canniby Bulldogs after failing
a roadside drugs test in September twenty nine year old
maintains he did not knowingly ingest recreational drugs.

Speaker 8 (32:31):
How am I? How am I? Come over to Penrose?
Come over to the Penrose rehab unit, joshadow Car. We'll
welcome you with open arms.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Come on, Josh, the Penrose rehair punits.

Speaker 5 (32:44):
See what they're calling the warriors?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Now up next? Why are dogs man's best friend?

Speaker 5 (32:56):
You've worked it out to round out.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
I've cracked the code asolutely the hood.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Actual breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
See here Gulaye is with us this morning.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
Yeah. I discovered something probably over the weekend, and actually
on the weekend during midrom the week when I was
walking my dog and I had a good time with
my dog. I talk a lot to my dog. I
usually walk my dog on my own. I know a
lot of people do, and however, we have a good conversation.
We just it's a really one way.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
Oh I see what's going on.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
It's a fax machine.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, you do a lot of picking up of your
dog's leavings, and your dog appreciates you for that.

Speaker 8 (33:31):
Yep. Absolutely. It looks at me and just kind of
gives me a knowing glance. And I worked out, well, God,
I love this dog, and I worked out you know
why I love it. I didn't talk. It doesn't talk back.
It doesn't talk back at all because at home what
I get is a lot of noise. At home, a
lot of noise, and at work I get a lot
of noise for at work. And then I worked out
that the dog can't say anything, thank God, because if

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it could, all it would say was feed.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Me, feed me, feed me. I need to go to the toilet.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
I need I need to ship, I need to shit.
You look you look, I'll eat you you die or
eat you need a ship, need a wee? Feed me,
feed me, feed me, feed me, I can eat you.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I want to go for a walk, take me outside, Yeah,
let's go poose. Come on, I need to essentially put
into a six year old child.

Speaker 8 (34:11):
Yes, it would, so I was like, that's why I
appreciate it. You can't talk, it's great.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, I love you. No, you're right about that. Are
you still not picking up your door? It's still doing
that thing where you fake the picking up the dogs leaving? Yeah,
I love it's going posing the high tide mark.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Yeah, it's it's doing all the leaves and I can't
find it. I just I do the phantom, I pick
up the sand. But that only if I can't find it. Okay,
I go. If I can't find it, I will go
through the motions just to appease the other Nazi dog
walkers who as soon as they see a dog pooh.
You could see them. They're trying not to look, but
you can tell I've got one eye on you. So
that's when I go through the motion of yep, I'm

(34:45):
picking it up picking Well.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You do know that we've been saying about three videos
from people who have videoed you have seen you wandering
along a northern beach somewhere. Yeah, okay, And there's a
lot of question marks over whether or not you're doing
any kind of picking up dog weavings in you need
to do a little just from the evidence that I've
seen of these videos, just a little bit of advice, Yes,
you need to hone your acting skills a little bit better,

(35:10):
because when you're leaning down, it's like you're overegging it.
You're sort of fostering around down in the detritus that's
left the high tide mark, and there's a bit too
much going on. Whereas if you've actually watched someone do it,
they are very efficient on there pick up.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
You're sort of doing it to.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Make sure everyonence and you're looking around to make sure
everyone's seeing you.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
In this video, because it's exactly what I do. I do.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
I'm picking it up, yeah, exactly pick it up.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
By the way.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Yeah, by the way, if you do see g Lane
leaving and leaving, if you just reach out to Glane
Leaving Leavings at gmail dot com, we have credited email
address you can send your videos. So of G Lane
leaving leavings on narrow Nick beaks down there across the
on the shore in Auckland.

Speaker 8 (35:52):
This is a nice story about how I love my dogs. Okay,
I can't tune into me and the leaving gate, okay,
high tide mark ge lane.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
You know how you were saying that a lot of
dogs just if they had the vocab, they would talk
like a six year old. That checks out, because if
I think of my dog, this is what would happen
to be there's someone at the door, and then they'd
be there's someone in the house, yeap, and they'd be
there's another dog across the right.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
There would be like that, yeah exactly, And you'd hate
your dog.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I would.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I would. You would hate your dog if I was
constantly doing it or drive you nuts.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
It'd be in the white tackeries in the flesh yep, yeah,
that's right to be in the white tackries in a flesh.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Yeah. I think you've crecked the code there the.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Hucky breakfast alreadyo hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
So, after sixty nine years of trying, the Black Caps
have won a Test series in India. They are two
nil up with one Test to play. It is the
first time since twenty twelve that India have lost a
series at home. They'd won eighteen in a row in
that time and the third Test starts this afternoon in Mumbai,

(36:52):
and since the only thing up for grabs is some
World Test Championship points and pride, just how motivated other
teams to be you have to say? So to talk
us through what we can expect, please welcome to the
Heartachey Breakfast. Former black Caps coach now an analyst for
Sky Sport, Mike Hess and thanks for your time, Mike.
So New Zealand have already won the series, they've probably

(37:14):
been partying for the last week.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
As a former coach, would.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
You have turned a blind eye to filling the on
field water bottles with booze for this test and just
really letting it up?

Speaker 9 (37:26):
Well, I mean I've always been a coach. I guess
who thinks outside the square and reasonably lateral things, so
always opened all ideas. I think that that might enhance
performance in some way. Then you know you got to
conside these options, haven't you.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Mike?

Speaker 8 (37:40):
How do you think how they're going to approach this test?
It's a dead rubber. How do you think the players
are feeling going into this test match? And that kind
of tactics going on? This is because you can go
into this one free and easy, can't you?

Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (37:53):
I think you can and you can go on with
plenty of confidence, which is a you know, it's an
amazing fuel, I guess in terms of heading there, you know,
who would have thought three weeks ago that New Zealand
would be in this position. So I used to head
into that with a chance to beat in there in
their own conditions three nils. You know, it would be
a great.

Speaker 8 (38:11):
Feeling within the camp.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
And to be fair, you can do amazing things when
you're playing with a bit of freedom but almost care Yeah,
just a care free nature. So so you know what
you get in there under a little bit of pressure
early on, and I'll start to be looking over their
shoulder as well because they're under pressure at the five minus.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
I'm sure there's conversations at the moment inside of the
New Zealand camp reversing the batting order.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Yes, possibly seven or eight slips.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
I mean that's the Thing's the best place to field
and test cricket and the slips you can just chat
away to your teammates beside you. But this is I
don't have India ever been whitewashed in a series at
home before I sort of had a look back at
some of their results. Obviously in the last twenty years,
and I couldn't see a time when they've been whitewashed.

Speaker 9 (38:54):
Well, they've only lost one series in twenty years and
that was so that there was twenty twelve, then it
was two before, so they haven't Yeah, they've only lost
the one in the last twenty years.

Speaker 6 (39:04):
In terms of whitewash. I'm unsure as well.

Speaker 9 (39:06):
But I did hear them talking about it that it
was uncharted territory really, so I don't know how far
back it goes, but I mean India bearing your mind,
India heading into this series were the number one ranked
team and World Test Championship points by a mile, and
they were talking about it, if they win three nil,
then they only have to win two tests in Australia.
So how things have changed?

Speaker 8 (39:27):
Yeah, Mike Hessen that even that just sentence there kind
of sums it up. Did they they came It seems
like they came into this series with way too much
confidence and treated in New Zealand with a massive disregard.
I felt like they were just especially that first test,
they felt like they just went out whatever and will
win the next two. Anyway, did you get that feeling?
Is that the kind of things that the Indian teams

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would do well.

Speaker 9 (39:50):
I think certainly from their fans, because their fans have
expected that type of performance. And if you just think
a week before the Test series started they beat Bangladesh,
they had more than three days rained out and everyone
thought there was going to be a drawer, and they
decided to go out and they ran over Bangladesh in
a better day and a half in a Test match
where I said, everyone pretty much packed up and said

(40:12):
it was going to be a drawer. So everyone was
flying high and New Zealand was coming over obviously having
lost in Sri Lanka and it was just it was
just a matter of time. So the fact that New
Zealand had been able to turn it around, they probably
are in the right to reverse the betting order it
some stays there.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Oh, I think they should. You do what you do
at kids cricket. Everyone moves around a position and takes
a turn. Keep it takes a turn at square leg
and then everyone has a bowl and just watch the
Indians just few.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
The thing is as you said, like this is uncharted
territory for New Zealand cricket. I mean to win a
series away from home as a huge thing in cricket.
It's so hard to do as you know, to do
it in India is even harder. Arguably the hardest place
to win away from home, maybe other than Australia, and
so for us to in the situation this is totally

(41:01):
unique for New Zealand cricket.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
I don't know how to feel.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
Yeah, look, I'm exactly the same. And obviously I've been
working on Indian TV during the series and it's you
can just sort of see the faces have changed. And
then then all of a sudden India started to get
a partnership going again that first Test and it was
all of a sudden, now this is going to be
an amazing Indian victory, and then all of a sudden
it turned around again. So it's actually it's a great
place to be to be able to sort of because

(41:27):
so many times we've been there where we've been rock
and rolled pretty easily in test cricket over there. But
I think just the way I mean, obviously Mitchell Satiner,
we put them to one side of the way our
batsman have gone over there against the Indian spinners have
been have been exceptional and probably unprecedented really in terms
of the way we've actually taken on their spinners. So

(41:48):
it's been it's been really impressive and I can see
it continuing here in Mumbai. I mean, it's going to
be hot, all's going to turn again, it might swing,
so it'll bring our semath in to play a little bit.
I I just love to see us heaven Dere under
a little bit of pressure and just see see what
I'm fault.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the to the next
how of many days it's going to be this next
test because there's no pressure on New Zealand, which is
the great thing. Interestingly, just looking at the tab odds
and you're still paying a dollar thirty five to one,
you're still paying four forty.

Speaker 9 (42:20):
Well, I think they've probably heard some of your technics
the odds.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Maybe they've been partying with the team and they know
a little bit more than what we do. Thank you
so much for your time this morning, Mike Kiss and
former Black Caps coach. So you can watch the third
and final Test between the black Caps and then you're
alive on sky Sport one and you can stream it
on sky Sport Now from four fifty today coming up
after eight o'clock let's get back into the most sexually

(42:50):
charged regions of New Zealand because Morgan penn Oh speaking
exologists is going to join us and she's going to
be able to break down those numbers and explain why
the Wakato and Auckland are the most sexally judge regions
in New Zealand and White North One is lagging behind massively.

Speaker 8 (43:04):
Blast baby, what the hell's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
This is the Hurdarchy Breakfast somewhere.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
The Hurarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy, News.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Entertainment, sport and music. There are available everywhere on the
iHeart Radio app. Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's nice Heavy with us Summer Hurdarchy Breakfast this morning, Friday,
the first of November.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
The first day of November.

Speaker 8 (43:36):
November.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It's basically Christmas Holidays. Now, yeah, we are we are
right in the downward run.

Speaker 8 (43:42):
Shuck it in Neutral New Zealand. Shuck it in neutral.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
How to be fure on the show. We've had a
neutral from July.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
I knew that. I just I was telling you, Yeah,
not this show that I know. This show has been
in neutral for a couple of years. Let alone November.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
It's true. Acc here g Lane joined this morning Naster
to have you along coat to be here. There's a
lot coming up, also a lot coming up this weekend.
Sport guys, if you're a sport lover, it's all happening.
You've got League, you've got Rugby, you've got Football Derby,
you've got the Football Derby which is super exciting.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Formula one Formula Yam Lawson. Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
We're living in great times and summers on the way,
so much to get excited about. And also Morgan pen
joins us on the show next, which is something to
get excited about. Six Ologist Morgan Pen Absolutely, she's going
to break down some of those regional stats as to
why the Waka in Auckland are the most sixy regions The.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Hurd at Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Talking earlier about the most sixth regions of New Zealand,
Auckland and the Wakator the most sexually active fifty five
percent of the residents having sex at least once a week.
Wellington and second fourth equal South lond And Otago. Second
to asked Canterbury, hawks By and Bay of Plenty. Last Northland.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
Strange from Northland, it's quite surprising.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
And some other stats as well. Across the country. Seven
percent of kiwis have six every day. That's like twenty
nine percent really or never have sex. Forty one was
said to be sixthly active once to a few times
a week, and seventeen percent had six one to two
times a month. Morgan pen six ologist joins us on

(45:29):
the Hedakee Breakfast. Good morning, Morgan, nice to have you
on the show.

Speaker 10 (45:34):
Good morning and what a juicy way.

Speaker 9 (45:35):
To start the day.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Well, exactly what do you make of some of these stats?
Oh God, if.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
You saw my office every day, you wouldn't believe it.
You would not believe these stats.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
Really, So you don't believe the seven percent of kiwis
have six every day? Twenty nine really you're never having
sex at all.

Speaker 10 (45:52):
I would say that about three percent of kiwis are
having six every day, and maybe like fifty nine percent
rarely or never having.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Six at all.

Speaker 8 (46:00):
Really, See, there you go, see there you go. So Morgan,
what's your take on the white cattle being number one?
That I grew up in the tron and I can
stay hand on heart potentially one of the horniest towns
in New Zealand. Do you bet is that? Does that
seem right to you?

Speaker 10 (46:16):
Well, this makes so much more sense about you now,
Drey Lane. But yes, they are, like there is a
lot that goes on down in that area sexually, and
I don't know why it's so sexually charged, but maybe
it's because that land has had so much waring and
you know, but you know what's really interesting is there
was a study that came out a bit of research

(46:37):
last year about the areas that bought the most sex toys,
and white cattle came up really high as well. So
I think they're really experimental down there.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
Yeah, I think there's I think you're right about the
experimental And also I wonder Morgan Penn six ologist whether
it's got something to do with the diairy.

Speaker 10 (46:55):
The cows.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, just deiry, just a lot of diary being ingested
plus alcohol. In my experience, and I went to school
in the White Cuttle with a sec here Gulaane, Oh god,
there was exactly there was a lot of alcohol being consumed.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
And find those things bloat you, Jerry, I mean, how
can are you to make love after a bit of
a bloating seession both beer and dairy tends to get
my stomach a little bit bloated. I don't feel like
making love straight after that. What about you, Morgan, how
do you feel about making love post cheese?

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Oh, I'm good to go.

Speaker 10 (47:24):
I love cheese. It's a real it's a good.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Thing to me.

Speaker 8 (47:27):
But you're right.

Speaker 10 (47:27):
Maybe it's something to do with you know, I don't
know those.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Cows diet diet.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
Well.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I wondered that about Northland because Gulaine had a theory,
and that is that so many people on the fucking manders,
so many people smoking weed and or methamphetamine, that there's
a bit of saltied cash e action going on up
in Northland.

Speaker 5 (47:48):
There's also a little bit of lethargy when it comes
to sexual activity.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
That's yeah.

Speaker 10 (47:53):
I had a different take on that. I really thought
it was just because they're oldie moldies. But yeah, I
mean that does make a lot of it's quite hard
to get you know, barred up and get the juices
flowing when you've got lots of other ingredients in the
system that want to make you, you know, either angry
or sleepy or hungry or yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:13):
So interesting more than a pen sexologists. The other stat
that's is flying in the face of what I believe
is reality is that the demographic of those aged over
sixty are the most sexually satisfied. Is that true or
how how does that happen?

Speaker 9 (48:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Do you know what?

Speaker 10 (48:30):
That's probably the step that I do believe in. I
see this a lot with my older clients, and it's
almost like they've got a new lease of life. They
don't have to worry about getting pregnant. They can be
pretty wild. A lot of people in their age group
have either been with your partners for a long time,
so they're a bit more liberated and free. Their kids

(48:51):
have left the house. It's got a lot more spare time,
you know, less ly stresses. But the other thing about
that is that a lot of those that age group
now they're onto their second marriage and so they are
actually horn dogs. Think the sci rates in that age
group at the moment are going through the rooms.

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Right.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
That's interesting.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
So what you're saying is I need to just settle
a divorce around my fifties and then just get amongst
in my sixties. Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Well, yes, But the other thing that you're saying Morgan
is that if you are still in a relationship in
your sixties, then you're also probably satisfied and you've probably
found an even ground with your partner at that stage
where you're both satisfied exactly.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
And that might not even mean that you're having heaps
of sex. It might just mean that you're satisfied with
having it once a year.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Yeah. Interestingly, thirty to forty year olds were the least
satisfied according to the survey. And I would have thought,
Morgan Pen, that had something to do with children.

Speaker 10 (49:49):
I would agree, and I would say, like money, like
making money and the stresses of that, and just like that,
that life stage. You're right, it's really busy, it's really hectic.
Doesn't really incite heats of sex appeal, does it.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Morgan Pen six ologist, thank you so much for your
insights this morning. It's been a pleasure.

Speaker 10 (50:08):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Still doesn't account for what was happening in North Canterbury
in the Yes twenty ten'sday, does it? With the North
Canterbury native mudfish over here to my left, Mashy.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
You should have asked Morgan about that situation now, mudd
Real shame we didn't get to that.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Yeah, not a lot of impregnation going on with the
old mudfsher.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Then the hood Achy breakfast Alreadyody g Lane's in with
us this morning in Julane.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
You and I went to Travis Scott. We did on
Wednesday eden Park.

Speaker 8 (50:44):
You know what, just aside, I think Eden Park should
be scrapped for rugby and cricket and just have concerts.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Yeah, it's good the concerts.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
It was good that the Travis Scott set up for
people that didn't go along was quite impressive. The staging,
and it was at the western end, which I've seen
for example, Joel was at.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
At the east set up at the eastern end, yeh staging.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
This was this Trevs Scott was at the at the
western end and had a stage that that was like
a really rare long stage that snaked its way all
the way probably past the fifty meter line actually, so
it was quite unusual. And then mosh pits on either
side and I've never seen so much vigorous mosh in
time action is what I saw on the on the

(51:26):
on the turf of eden Park.

Speaker 8 (51:27):
It's a lot of auto tune midpace wounding songs though,
I must admit.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
Yeah, but the crowd loved.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
They love it.

Speaker 8 (51:32):
God, they love it. God, He's really nailed the Fortnite crowd,
hasn't he?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah, he really has.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
But then what I found interesting at the end of
the gig because I was chatting away to Ben Hurley
at the end of the gig, Yes, and.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
The lights went on.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
He finished the last song, and I expect there to
be a bit of hula below and for there to
be a big crescendo finished the last song. The lights
the house lights just came on, bomb like full flood
lights and it was over.

Speaker 8 (51:55):
He played one hour and seven minutes.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
One hour and seven minutes.

Speaker 5 (51:58):
Is that right? Well, I was talking to die Heimled
about it yesterday and he said something interesting. He said
that as a plane geek, and he sent me this
is this is the message that he was talking about
Travis Scott. He was there to die heimit and he said,
I'm a plane geek. Travis Scott's private jet took off
because dies on the apps that track plane trackers.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yet ye, Travis Scott's private jet took off twenty one
minutes after his concert finished.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
How do you get to the airport in twenty one minutes?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Well, this is what happened. So he got golf buggied,
so he finished his last song, he went down into
that sort of weird rocky thing that was in the
middle of the stage. He then got golf buggied from
there to a helicopter which must have been.

Speaker 8 (52:47):
It must have been. Let have been landed on the
backfield already, mustating.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Yeah, and he said he got golf bugged on his
last chair and escort to helicopter and then straight to
the airport and then straight on the private jet and
out twenty one minutes.

Speaker 8 (53:01):
That's amazing, that's impressive. He beat me home. He beat
me home from that one. Yeah, Jesus, Okay, Well, obviously
he loves New zeal He was on stage, he was lying,
wasn't he. I love Auckland, love coming here first time
in Auckland, love it, love it so much. You know,
he's twenty one minutes he was out.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Well, he didn't love it that much because he wasn't
even he moved as he moved his gig forward to
day because he wanted to go, but also he wasn't
even going to do the gig.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
Well, he moved it forward because he wanted to go
to a Halloween party in La Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Nice guy, Yeah, nice guy. People love him though, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
I know, yeah, people love him if you're into TikTok
and Fortnite, Yeah sure.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I actually reckon that. From there. From eden Park it
would only take twenty minutes to get to the airport
by car.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Yeah, But as jet took off he would have to
go through immigration. He would ever had to passports stamp.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Don't they do that.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
All on the plane when he got a private jet?
You know, I think you go through a special separate thing.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
Well, good effort, well done.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Anyone who's been on a private jet out of Auckland,
how dock you let us know? How does the immigration work?

Speaker 6 (54:02):
The hood?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Aucky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells al Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Ju Dame's in this morning. We're just talking about Trevor
Scott gerg Apparently he finished his last song Trevis Scott
on Wednesday night at eden Park. He got golf buggied
to a helicopter. He then arrived at the airport and
was gone and in there in twenty one minutes after
his last song finished.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
It's some kind of record, so incredible, it's got to
be a record. I'm just not sure quite how it works.
I'm not sure how the immigration works. I'm not sure. Yeah,
it's a complicated thing.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Does he have to fill out that piece of paper
like every other wonder? And you go through there and
you get your bag searched and you wand put through
your bag? You know, l that wounding here?

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Do you pay more to do it? Andrew, good morning,
Welcome to the Hurdarchy breakfast. Hello boys, you good.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Have you got some information on how this all works?

Speaker 6 (54:53):
It's really simple. It's really simple. There's a little off
ass for people like him, and you just go through
it and it's like just like a mini version of
the public area, and that's it's a special little building
out there, and you just go through it and then
you go onto your plane.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
And okay, so would you have to get the get
that office ready there, because I mean it can't be
going twenty four hours a day that office if you
start it's.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
No, no.

Speaker 6 (55:18):
So that's it's you know, for all the Britney Spears
and you know Taylor Swifts and whoever that guy was,
whatever his name is.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Oh yeah cool.

Speaker 11 (55:31):
Yeah, So you just you organize it to all pre
organized that the management team would have organized it and
it's and it's there, and you have all the all
the normal staff that you and I would get, maybe
not maybe not you guys seeing that.

Speaker 6 (55:43):
Your sleibrities and stuff like that, but.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Clubs or he would.

Speaker 6 (55:48):
You know, it's a mini version of what we get.

Speaker 8 (55:50):
Is he is it would?

Speaker 6 (55:51):
They are?

Speaker 8 (55:51):
They forced to walk and wind their way through wounding
duty free shops and.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
Literally it'll be literally from here to the of your office,
your studio.

Speaker 8 (56:02):
So no duty free for Jeck Travis Scott. He's not
going to get a scent sprayed on him or a
whiskey forced on him or to the rom bar.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
He doesn't have to take his shoes off. Does he
get swapped?

Speaker 6 (56:15):
It might do, my do I don't know about that,
but it might do. But you generally just like you're
straight through because you know it's all organized, so nothing dodgy.
It's just you know we've going to get you. You know,
you don't go through the public space.

Speaker 8 (56:28):
A special treatment. There you go. Well, now we know
now we know why. Thank you, Andrew, thank you so
much for your call.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
It's good good to clear that up.

Speaker 8 (56:37):
And because I remember going through customs with you, actually
on the way to Munich and you got swabbed. And
it turns out the guy who wanted to swap you
just wanted to talk seven sharp with you, and he
didn't actually, I didn't think he even tested the swab.
He was just winding around your bag talking to you
and then just put the swab in the bin.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah. Well, recently I got frisked twice and got my
balls touched by someone in an American airport. Yeah. Oh,
speaking of which, he said, sorry, I'm just gonna have
to touch your penis on the way through here, and
I was like, okay, speaking just brushed through.

Speaker 8 (57:10):
Speaking of which, speaking of which, you got touched at
this concert by someone very specialty you from behind. I
caught a glimpse of a particular international cricketer coming in
behind you, and I don't know what he did, but
something happened to you.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
I wasn't going to talk about this, but maybe I will.

Speaker 3 (57:29):
The hood Achy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Hurdarchy eight thirty two on the Hidicky Breakfast. Time for
your latest news headlines. Donald Trump and Karmela Harris are
neck and neck in two key polls just days out
from election. Day.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
More than sixty million have already voted. That's around thirty
six percent of voters.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Up to twenty thousand football fans are expected to turn
out at Wellington's Sky Stadium tomorrow for the country's first
ever professional football derby. The A League match will see
the Wellington Phoenix play Auckland FC the Tape Top and Aukland.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Absolutely, it's known as the Kiwi Classico. Is the Kiwi
Classico is what they're calling it. So that's going to
be a great game. There's going to be a great game.
Five hundred Auckland f C fans hitting Wellington, so it's
gonna be great. I love the bit of keyboard warrior
of violence action that was threatened. It's like we was
the last time there was any sort of violence at
any these young sports event.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
I know it was good, good publicity for the event though.

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Absolutely, get along there. If you're in Wellington, if you're
a Phoenix fan, show you true colors and if you're
an Aorklean f C fan.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
Go called some trouble and black aps.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
Aj S Patel is savoring a return to the scene
of his famous Timwicket Hall ahead of this afternoon's third
Cricket Test against India in his birthplace, Mumbai. He became
the first New Zealander and only the third person ever
to complete the feedback in twenty twenty one. First balls
being bold at wang Kiedi at five pm wang Keedy,
wang Kidi Stadium and Mumbai. The weather forecast is fine

(58:54):
for all five days of the.

Speaker 5 (58:55):
Test with a high The hardest temperature.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Is thirty three, but sticky though high humidity and wing kikki.

Speaker 8 (59:03):
And as Mike Hessen said, it swings a little bit,
but it's very dry and it's going to turn, so
it might help us early on with our seam attack.
But she's going to be a dirty old turner.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Sounds like there's going to be a result, so mean, look,
and you're paying a dollar thirty five currently the tab
New Zealand paying four forty the draw eight twenty five.
You might want to get on New Zealand. It's some
good eating at four forty.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
Absolutely, do you know who the other two other bowlers
you've got ten wickets with? It's anal Kumblake Jane Laker,
Jim Laker.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
That's right, the Hurarchy, Breakfast Al Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Mister sports entertainment acc here. G Laane is with us
this morning, so it will be remiss of us not
to go over this weekend sporting activities because there's so
much stuff going on with you're a cricket fan, a
rugby fan, league fan, Formula one fan, football fan.

Speaker 8 (59:54):
Yeah, she's all on. Starts five o'clock today with the
Third Test, the Dead Rubber from when Kidi India New Zealand,
so that's on Sky Sport. That's going to be a cracker.
Then tomorrow night it's Tonga versus the Kiwi's at Mount
Smart Stadium eight o'clock tomorrow night. This one's a juicy
one because it's James Harris Fisher Fisher Harris, the new

(01:00:15):
prop for the Warriors. He is going up against the
former prop from the Warriors and playing for Tonga and
that's Adam Fanua, who cares oh yeah, because he's left now.
So that'll be a juicy one. So eight o'clock on
Saturday night. Then Sunday morning it's the Abs versus England
from Twickers at four ten am, so only the keynot
will be up for that, otherwise you can watch the

(01:00:37):
replay at seven am. As per usual, we requested to
commentate the replay because we do want to get up
at four ten, and Sky politely declined that offer. I
thought it was pretty made sense actually. And then but
of course is the Derby the Wee Phoenix versus Auckland.
That is tomorrow night as well, so that's the Kiwi Classico.
And then if you're still up for it after watching

(01:00:58):
Test cricket all weekend and rugbat and football, the Brazilian
Formula One is on Monday morning with Liam Lawson.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Yeah, I'm just having a look at some of the
odds for some of the games TOB have offered up
and you're paying a dollar thirty five to win, and
Wang Kidi the Test New Zealand paying four to forty.
The drawer at eight twenty five seems like fine weather
all the way through for five days, so the draw
is unlikely, particularly on a pitch that I like. That
yet a result, but a swing, bit of a bit
of turn as well. Later on. That's interesting because New

(01:01:28):
Zealand have won the seriously far too nil.

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
Yeah, they've won every every session bar one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:33):
So do they know something the TOB about how much
party has been going on from the New Zealanders because
at four forty.

Speaker 8 (01:01:38):
Yeah, well maybe they've heard that they're going to reverse
the batting order and everyone gets a bawl. Yeah, maybe
they've heard about that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
And then I'm looking at New Zealand versus Tonga for
the cue for the league dollar forty six to New
Zealand paying there and the Tongue are paying two seventy five.
So look, the tob think Tonga are a good chance.

Speaker 8 (01:01:53):
Oh yep, they always are. They've got a good team
and their supporters. Watch out, if you're in Auckland anywhere
in the South Auckland region, Tomer flags everywhere. Every single
appendage that can take a flag will have one on it.
You'll have cars with the flag full Ricky Bobby over
the windscreen. So watch out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Could someone explain to me why they called the Tonga thirteen.

Speaker 8 (01:02:13):
On the tab not sure?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Is it just a TB related thing or is Okayea?

Speaker 5 (01:02:18):
Yeah, I did google it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:20):
I did google it, and apparently the rugby league organization
in Tonga is just called the Tongue of thirteen representation.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
They're not Tonga, no, not anymore. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:30):
Interesting. So then in terms of the abs versus England,
at Twickers. We're looking at two dollars forty for England
dollar fifty two. New Zealand favorites.

Speaker 8 (01:02:38):
Yeah, well we always are because the money always goes
on the aor blecks. So but you know, there are
pretty two pretty tight tests back here in New Zealand
earlier in the year against England and they're at home
eighty ninety thousand people at Twickers could be anyone's that one.
And then of course there is the kleebe Classico yes Saturday,
and they can't pick a winner with this one.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Two forty five, the Wellington Phoenix and Auckland FC at
two seventy with the drawer at three forty five.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Have you always had a look at the air League
table recently?

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Yes, so both of us at the top Awalkan f
C at one. At the moment Willingston Phoenix at two
Orkan c to be the only team this far in
the air League to win both of their games I
think six points. Welling Phoenix are tied for second with
Melbourne Victory on four points, so a lot to play for.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
Yeah, careful though, careful.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Kiwi teams are in the top couple there because the
A League will disappear if Kiwi teams end up in
the final in the first year that auk FC. I
think they need to see the sandbag potentially because otherwise
that will be the end of that league.

Speaker 8 (01:03:35):
Well, the break has three peat resulted in a lot
of rule changes in the over there which resulted in
the break was almost coming last. But exactly what I've
done the tab hunch this week. My hunch this week
with the tab I've gone for a sprinkle on at
least four of them. I've gone for Ravendra scoring over
twenty six and a half in his first innings.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yes, high possibility of that happening.

Speaker 8 (01:03:54):
Will warbrick for the Kiwis anytime try score against Tonga.
The first scoring play in the All Blacks game is
to be an England penalty and Ferrari to win, just
any Ferrari to win the Brazilian Grand Prix. That's paying
seventeen dollars and ninety six cents. So I've chucked the
hondi on that to go into the Hodaki tab hunch pot.
So there it'll be good eating if that comes off.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Reckon, You've got a good chance there. Although none of
your hunch has ever seemed to come in recently. I've
put a couple bit of money on some of your hunches,
and whenever I've bet.

Speaker 8 (01:04:24):
On them, that's why it's called a hunch.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
They never win, the hunch bunch. Also, the Great New
Zealand Teoff. We'll talk about that next, yes, because today's
the final day.

Speaker 8 (01:04:35):
Yes, final day again in the auction for the Great
New zeal On tee Off, the volley Great newze On
TiO Off with November. We'll give you some deats on that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
The hod ak you breakfast with Jeremy Wells alreadyo Hodaki.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
See here Glane has been with us this morning and
I see Glaye. The vollet Great New Zealand Tea Off
auction closes tonight at eight pm.

Speaker 8 (01:04:54):
Yep, it's November one, so it's November. So this is
all the native of November. If you don't know what
it is. I was quite hot at the moment. You know,
golf is hot at the moment. People are playing golf,
my kids playing golf. So basically, one hundred and ninety
four balls have been donated from clubs all over New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
And when you say four balls, that means tea times
for four people.

Speaker 8 (01:05:12):
Yes, four people, so you get four people playing. They've
donated them. They're on auction online, you bid for it,
you get that four ball, and between the twentieth and
November and the first of December, everyone tease off all
at once the great Valet musal On tee off basically
the auction closers at eight o'clock tonight and anyone who

(01:05:32):
plays a bid also goes in the drawer for you
and three mates to go to Tiato Links. You see
one of the world's greatest golf courses have dinner, play
eighteen holes, have dinner, stay the night and you get
to play with us as well. So you just have
to place a bid to go on that draw.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
So can they not play with us? We get the
option just to not blow.

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
Yeah, you can do that, so we can just hit the.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Great We're happy to sit in the barla not with us.

Speaker 8 (01:05:58):
So it closes at eight o'clock to night. There are
some real bargains to be had, particularly if you live
in Wellington and christ Church. There are some courses that
are going for less than half price and it all
goes towards November. All the money so text t t
ee two, three, four eight three. You'll get a direct
link to the auction. Get on there today. Place an
auction goes for a good cause. The Vollet Great New

(01:06:18):
Zealand Tea off its. It's an awesome run by Ollie.
He's a great New Zealander. It's for a great cause
as well. He is a great New Zealander. And I
think the main thing is you think there are some
good deals to be had, but ultimately the idea is
to raise as much money as it possibly can. And
also we all know it's a great excuse to play
golf because any partners out there, what are you doing

(01:06:39):
playing golf today? So this is for charity, Okay, I'm
spending the next seven hours on a golf course for charity.

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
It's for men's mental health.

Speaker 8 (01:06:47):
And if I don't go, someone might die. That's all
I do, okay, And that's a good excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
So gill people into it. That's the way to do it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
We have at had time. Look, it's just the show's
just about over.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
We haven't got to I'm to talk about that person
who that famous Sezeland cricketer who who vertically spooned me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:06):
Still six minutes to nine oh look, that's get through.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
All sorts of things.

Speaker 8 (01:07:10):
Should we save sport and we're there? Should we save
it for the podcast?

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
All sorts of stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:07:15):
Because I've never seen you react like that. You visibly shivered.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
I know I can still feel the feeling now. I
was quite surprised at how that made me feel.

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
It wasn't he makes me shiver for other reasons.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
Thanks for listening to the show. We'll see you on Monday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
They breakfast with Jeremy Wells already darchy