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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:31):
Let you go.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
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landscaping with Bunning's trade.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
I guess you just have to rip the band aid off?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
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Speaker 1 (00:45):
Guest last night called it rather master the meaning that
I had better get home or a sup hel becold.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
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an important one. Do you from your downsteads dot tell
you what? It's quite strictual at the moment and you
drink what I give you?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
A boy?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 6 (01:01):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I start to night. After ten years on the Man
Jerry Briefast Show, I'm leaving the show.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Good morning and welcome along today one of the man
in Jerry Victory lampets Matt's last week here at Radio
Hadecki's final day this Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
It's going to be emotional week.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
What a what a start that was, like the WWE's
feel very hyped up.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh my god, I'm getting emotional.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Radio's four minutes into the first episode.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Of the Victory Tour, slashed me a copper. She's going
to be a loose week. When do we change the
name of it from the mere culprit to.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's going to be a loose week. There's a lot
coming up this week, so exciting. Yeah, it turns out.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
There's a lot to apologize for every day.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I turned on my social media and saw another great
New Zealander wishing me well.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
So that was fantastic. I feel very yeah, very high already.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah that's coming up this morning, including the wonderful world
of the World's Largest Harker.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I was there last night.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It was quite emotional, So it's kindana Brian actually he
was giving it a handy.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I've got a lot of questions around this, Harker actually,
and you're probably going to be the person that can
answer them.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I was there the whole time. It was I'll tell
you why. Speaking of emotionals, that was pretty emotional.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Then that and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Podcast, So big game and the weekend A good game.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Actually New Zealand thirty three, Australia thirteen the Bladslow Cup.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was fantastic, wasn't it. Rezldezil from the Abs yea
and from the Australian as well.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah, it was two teams who wanted to play rugby. Yeah,
they turned up and they wanted to play rugby. And
that sounds seems wanted to play rugby.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
That sounds like a trutology or truism or something, but
it's actually describes exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Sometimes you get one team that wants to play rugby
in another game that wants to play kind of Gaelic football,
And this time around, both teams that turned out wanted
to play rugby.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
There was I feel like the Australians being coached by
Joe Schmidt is a good thing for them going forward.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
They've had rubbish coaches for ages. I think it's going
to make a difference.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
In the first half, it felt like they had a plan,
they were well organized, but the problem was they just
don't have as good a players.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, well, can you Joe Schmitt as a coach? Can
you just construct an entire coaching personally around one blied
signed Bernerva and running the ball out from here on
twenty two? I mean, can you can you construct an
entire coaching career around that? That's what I think he's
attempting to do.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Well.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I think it's working, except he lost it and they
came last in the Rugby Championship.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
But still it's working. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
So New Zealand finished the Rugby Championship in second place
three ones and three defeats. But I think it's actually
been one of the best rugby championships, Yeah, that I
can remember for some time, even though the fact it
would be nice for New Zealand to come out on
top obviously, and look, we could have We're both those
games in South Africa. We could have won those games.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
That game and I know we're talking about a different
game now. But the game Argentina, South Africa, Lovelt, that
was it?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Love? Yeah, the hype, Oh my god, the hype.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
The difference between how we enjoy a game of rugby
and New Zealand and how they enjoy it in South Africa.
It is a freaking party over there. Helps that it's
in the day. It's probably very warm. But the color
and the excitement and the pageantry, we need to steal
some of that and bring it here. People need to
wave more flags here, or everyone needs to stand up
or something. It's very even that great game like that,
and the crowd was really into it and the whole

(04:27):
Sam Cane thing. They gave it, you know, a good
a good push.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
But it's just this, there's no party. How do we
bring the party to the all Blacks?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well, I saw a more party, I thought on that
game on Saturday night than I've seen it. The cake
tam for some time. At one stage they were playing music.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
They had Sweet.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Caroline going yeah, while t J Pierrenara was walking off.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yeah, that's right that TJ didn't really get his walk off, No.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Because they had Sweet Caroline.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
It was going on, and I thought I thought there
was more party going on there than normal.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I think there was more party than normal, definitely, and
people have been a courtney place ripping it up absolutely.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
But did you watch the game in South Africa? No?
But I remember the two games that the All Blacks played.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, and they were singing and dancing right for the
last twenty minutes.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's like Mardi Gras. It's yeah, it's fantastic. But get
that's afternoon games is a big Yeah, totally different, but yeah,
and I thought that was a great game. One thing
the Ruby Championship needs, and I know we were talking
about Edmund is a final. Do you know what I'm saying?
But they had a final this time, which was great.
But it should always have all the games and then
the two top teams play each other in a final game,

(05:32):
so it's always exciting for the last game.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, I reckon it was one of the best rugby
championships apart from Australia.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
All the other teams were competitive.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
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Speaker 2 (06:18):
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Speaker 3 (06:28):
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Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, So what would you do?
Would you stand in the middle and both dive either way?

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Yeah.

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Speaker 2 (07:34):
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Speaker 3 (07:35):
I reckon they'll go well. Matt and Jerry Show Radio
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Speaker 8 (07:41):
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Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's six eighty one.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Time for your radiohodac can use headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Some heavy users of nitrous oxide or nangs have lost
their ability to walk, while others have reported serious neurological effects.
The gas canisters are now illegal for recreational use.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Interesting because I think to do that because remember we
had that story about it. We're like, how could someone
load up that many nangs, that many creamers? But people
are buying the full sort of gas canisters of them,
not like almost looking like one of those LPG bottles
that you plug into your barbecue. So that's how they're
getting it, you know, getting it into them. You know,

(08:37):
that's too much. It's like anything, there's too much of anything.
Like if you're just having a few of those creamers,
then go for your life. But if you're replacing all
your oxygen intake with nitrous then you're gonna have probs.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, but who's having so many that you that you
can't walk? And what are you up to?

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah? What are you doing? Yeah? Hitting too much? Way
too much. That's too much.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Firefighters have been battling a large house fire and cast
a bay on Auckland's nor shore for four hours. A
Foreign emergency spokesman said they received multiple calls about the
fire on Beach Road around two thirty ampe.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
That's not my father in law's house.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Back to that Nitrous thing, I just remember, that's right.
We conducted a political interview on nitrous, So I didn't
we on this very show?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Did we? Who? With Simon Power? Ah? Did we? That
was when you talked about halfing up a twey? Oh? Oh,
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
It was a political interview on nitrous as opposed to
a political interview on Nitris about nitrous.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
I was on Nitrous.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You was us about Simon Simon Bridges, Yeah, and it was.
It was about something else, but I was. I was
on Night Trust and I got confused. You got very confused.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
You meant to ask a question about about pedestrians and
bike lanes and then you ended up asking.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
About halfing up a twey. What do you think I
meant by your half up a twey? Wouldn't you?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
I don't know. But it was brilliant. That's that's your
that's your brain firing a bunch of random stuff so
far away from what we were talking about. It was brilliant.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
And the black Caps have suffered a fourth consecutive Test
loss after oh god, innings in a one hundred and
fifty four run deer feet by Sri Lanka in their
second metrical.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
I turned in to watch the first session of that
and Darrel Mitchell dropped an absolute sitter in the slips, like,
you know, really early on from O'Rourke, and I was like, oh,
you got to catch.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
That one and then and then it was so hard
to get wickets after that.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I think we missed a stumping. Yeah, it was just
but what amazes me? Okay, So in the end Sri
Lanka scored six hundred for five, so we got five
of them out and they managed to get twenty of
our wickets. Yeah, in two days, but we can only
get five of them out and that and a half.
That is that is problematic, isn't it? And what was

(10:54):
did the pitch completely change or something like did they
get the pitch overnight and did they get a truck
transporter unit and.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Take it out and then bringing new one in.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm not sure what happened there, but I feel like
we're leaving a golden period of cricket. And in some
ways I'm okay with that because I've spent most of
my cricket fandom with a struggling New Zealand cricket team,
and I think I can revert back to that mode just.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Finding a way to still enjoy it. So they just
go to SHRILLNK and realize no one cares who they
want to lose.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Well, yeah, I mean as a sport, does anyone care
less about the overseas games than cricket?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
I think they're having a nice holiday than that.

Speaker 7 (11:28):
And Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Did see Josh Conrade's stomach because the ship rose.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Up six point thirty seven on the Matt and Jerry Show.
We're just talking about a show on Sky at the
moment which has Justin Marshall and Josh Konfeld and Murray
mixdead and gruntings.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
But watching that two thousand the greatest Blislow Cup game
of all time? Yeah, the two thousand and one in Sydney,
and then the one in Wellington.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
The one in Wellington. Yeah, the one in Sydney, great,
the one in Wellington.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
What a game upbreaking. I was at that game, the
first of a game at the Capeton. Oh goodness, made
the feeling afterwards because we had the game.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, and in the eighty fourth minute. Yeah, of the game.
Jonathan Caplan, the referee just let things go and go and.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Go, and he said two minutes. Yeah, and then they
won it in the four and a half minute.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah. It was it was a wrong. It was wrong.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
But there was a great piece of philosophy in there,
because Justin Marshall was talking about how he set up
one of the greatest all black tris of all time,
and he was claiming how he set it up, and
he said, he set it up, and you're going, oh,
he's going to self source himself.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Here he goes.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I passed it so high that Andrew Mertins caught it
so high it slowed everything down and confused everyone.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
And then they could they could they could lay down
that try. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
There was the one that had people coming around the back. Yeah,
had like a couple of.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Wrap around from Jonah Lomio passed it for the first
time ever. I could believe Joonah Lombo passed the ball.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah, actually passed it twice in that game as he
passed another one in field that went over the top
of Justin Marshall, who reached up for the ball and
nearly knocked it on. Luckily the past was so high
that it missed Justin Marshall's hand. But Justin Marshall said,
that's one of the proudest moments in my rugby career
because you can see me there keeping up with Jonah
down the sideline. I'm actually keeping up with them.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
That is actually some of the best rugby TV I've
seen in a long time. That it was just really interesting.
And you had Nisbou and Murray mixtead talking about the game.
And they've got a great friendship those two, they.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
Do, don't they.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
They had a real they had a great thing going on.
Lis Bow and Murray Mix dead at the time. Yeah,
and there was a real chemistry there. Yeah, because Murray
Mix did's funny.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, and he'd say the wrong thing all yeah, totally, yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Like he's been coming inside Mertons all night.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, there's a you can go onto YouTube and listen
to it. There's a as a bevy of things. You
always did the wrong track, but the right thing.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
But he knew the game, Yeah, God did he know
the game. He knew the game and very handsome man.
Murray Mix is still looking good too.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, and he said as he says to Lisbou. You
haven't aged one day in the time, and it's true
he isn't.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Known as Bo's look the same since the nineteen eighties.
It's remarkable.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
We're going to talk about this wonderful world the world
record hacker attempt. But maybe we'll come back and do
that after the break.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yeah, we don't have time right now. We've we've started
waxing lyrical about a bloody yeah show we watched on Sky.

Speaker 7 (14:01):
And Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Time for the wonderful world of a world record Harker.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
New Zealand has broken the record for the large at
harker in the world and taking the official Guinness World
Record title. And the process they've taken it away from
France give them a taste of Keiwei seems odd, but
they set the world record, the world Harker attempts record
and France on twenty fourteen, four thousand people.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was certainly we certainly laid down a more competent
Harker here.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
All right, Okay, So six five hundred and thirty one
people including Matt Heath, performed Come at Eden Park last night.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
The Hacker was.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Officiated by Guinness World Record adjudicated Brian Sober.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Did you see Brian Sober there?

Speaker 1 (14:45):
I saw Brian Soble on the stage and he's suddenly
not holding the Guinness World Record for best use of
a microphone.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Oh really?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Okay, Stacey Morrison was up there doing a fantastic job.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
You could hear really clearly.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
And then she handed over to Brian Soble, who how
does the mic so far away from his mouth that
no one could hear what he was saying because there's
so much Edmond about it, Because you can't just do it,
you've got to prove it. So they had all these
stewarts that were out in these areas that were counting
sort of blocks of people to make sure it was
the right amount, and no one would stand in the

(15:17):
right place, and he was trying to get people to
move around and saying, like an ass, you stand in
the right place.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
We can't do it.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
But you could hardly hear them, and everyone's having such
a good time that, Yeah, Brian Sober not great on
the mic.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Can't they get AI technology? Now?

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Like you put people in a space and AI can't
count how many people there are.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
That's what everyone was saying. Can't AI do this? Is
what everyone says. Now, fifty a steward for every fifty people,
everyone goes. Can Ali just sort this out, because surely
could Where's Ai here? Is exactly exactly where AI comes in.
I think it's perfect.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
I think the thing is that they could maybe take
a picture from above right and then count people and
take some time to do it. But everyone's there and
they need to know that they've achieved the world record
on the night.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Otherwise people leave on a down buzz.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
So they did it, and then it was fifteen minutes
to try and make sure they'd got it. Yeah, I felt,
I mean, god, people, everyone's swirling around those Stuarts at
a rough job.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Yeah, well, so they've got to count every fifty people.
So Brian Soble, I mean, I don't want this whole
story to be about Brian Soble. He said it's been
a pleasure to adjudicate and witnessed a passion and commitment
of everyone involved. He's I think he's indentorializing there. Yeah,
is that up to Brian Soble to do that? Well,
he's finally come up to the mic for that audio.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
No nobody can hear exactly what he did. That was
what they thought it did.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
The attempt occurred shortly after eight pm and was let
in by a performance by Kiwiban six sixty.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, they were very good.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
So were you down on the field getting amongst it
with people. I was in the stadium, yea, and on
the field getting amongst it on the turf. I may
have been watching from a corporate box with a.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Glass of wine in my hands, but I was.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
I was there. I was there.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Were you part of the act. Were you part of
the six five hundred and thirty one or were you not?

Speaker 1 (17:02):
I was not part of the six hundred and thirty one,
but I was in the stadium watching with a glass
of roine from a corporate box. But I'm still still
part of it. And I'll tell you what. Conan O'Brien
was there, the US superstar Conan O'Brien was there, and
he really laid down. He was in about he was
about a tenth rowback off to the right of the stage,

(17:24):
stage right and stage left, and he was he'd obviously
been practicing because he and he took it very seriously.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Conan O'Brien, he nailed it. Did Tiger get him involved?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
He's I think he's over here shooting his TV show
Open Borders, where he travels around, so he's looking for
things to do, and this is, this is this is
a great thing to do.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
It was very emotional.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
It was so emotional the way it was choreographed with
the local ebe walking towards I'm not sure exactly how
it worked who was greeting them, because I sort of
caught it.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
We way away drink ran wine in the corporate facility,
but it was you. We were watching it at stage.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I love things when like New Zealand gets together as
a community and does things like that. It's quite affecting.
And I had a little little tear. I welled up
a little bits as laid down. I felt a lot
of pride.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Sure it wasn't the chardonay just dripping back off the glass,
splashing back because you knocked another one.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I'm glad they got there, so they're gonna have to
do it again and ask us to come down from
the box.

Speaker 7 (18:33):
Then Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Podcast coming up after seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
I want to talk about why a sec hered g Lane,
who's on the show later on to talk about sport.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Actually, yeah, rolling and dog shit. While we were in Holland. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Hey, I'm a bit nervous because I'm doing the substack
Matanheath dot substack dot com and you can subscribe.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That for free.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
But anyway, I've just written a real vindictive sort of
hell all about the phone. I was feeling about you
guys being over there and all your social media. So
I've written an article about it, and it's scheduled to
go out at seven. I feel like our relationship is
going to change after this, after I publicly wine for
fifteen hundred words on why I wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Okay, so that's coming out in three minutes. Yeah, three
minutes is going to change everything.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Yeah, we'll see how we go after seven o'clock. Matt
and Jerry Show Radio Headaches.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
Lead and Jerry Breakfast Show, hold Rack.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Sixty nine Dash Show. Will you then?

Speaker 7 (19:34):
What else happens fun? The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast,
The Matt and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
After ten years on the Matt Jerry Breakfast Show, I'm
leaving the show.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
Welcome along to the Mad and Jerry Show.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Day one of the Met and Jerry Victory Lamp.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
It's Matt's last week here at radio. Had a kid's
final day. It's coming up this Friday.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Yeah, and when I left it was going to be
called the Mea Culpa, but it's you know, I had
a week off. I thought I was going to spend
the week apologizing for the last eleven years. But we're
called it the Victory Lamp and that may be sarcastic, but.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm into it. I'm all here for it. I'm here
for it.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I thought Maya Copper made a lot of sense, but
management have stepped down and they said, we can't call
it that.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You can't apologize for five straight days. You know you
need to, you need to, But that doesn't help us.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Coming up later on moments featuring Matt from the last
seventy even years that need addressing.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
We're going to talk about that. So this is it is.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Still we're still running The Mea Culpa, just under a
different branding, that's right.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Also, we're giving away a trip to the Dunedin Craft
Beer and Food Festival and announcing the new Let's.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Get Biz Bear. What is that going to be? We'll
announce that today. Exciting.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, I've got to talk about your trip to Bloody,
Munich as well at some point.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Yeah, Gey Lane, what an absolute disgrace.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
He's on the show a little bit later on than
that and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
So do you see the story over the weekend maybe
one of the greatest ever sporting moments in New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
It was so kei we so the It was.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
In Cambridge and there was a game going on between
Ho Tapu and Leamington, which is called the Battle of
the Bridge in Cambridge because it's the bridge, the Lymington
Bridge that goes out of the top of the way
ketto River. And there was a dude turned up, eighteen
year old Dylan Etty, and he turned up to the
game obviously had a huge night in the night before,

(21:39):
the classic New Zealand rural sporting situation as you do.
And he had no boots on. Instead he had a
pair of gum boots. He was wearing a pair of
gun boats.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Wow. He subbed on on the wing and then scored
a crucial try at the end of the game. Did
he have good pace with the gummies, Well, you don't know,
have a lot of grip and gumboat. No. For some reason,
Dylan Etty had a lightness of foot in a gumboat. Wow.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
What was a step like well, obviously not bad. Yeah,
to score a try, but how in New Zealand is that?

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (22:14):
It had everything, a rural rugby game, the local battle
of the bridge. You've got an eighteen year old been
out on the wheeze the night before, turns up, it
turns up late. Classic, Yeah, subs on no boots and
then just has the wheels.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Or to score a great try playing on the wing
with number nine jersey playing on the wing, have the
number nine on? It was all going on? Has he
cracked the code?

Speaker 10 (22:37):
Is?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Are we playing? Have we been wasting our time playing
in sprigs? Or will we see the All Blacks?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
Will we see Cadob Clark wearing gum boats on the
Northern Tour?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Well imagine if he was in gum boots cable clip
that would be interesting. But this guy Dylan. The only
thing I felt sorry for this guy Dylan is he
because I thought, unfortunately, Dylan, you have done your eighteen
and you have done one of the greatest things that.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Any New Zealand has ever done. You're worried he's peaked.
I do worry a little bit for him. He's eighteen,
because how.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Do you know if I was done, I'd say, Okay,
I've done that thing now now I just need to
resume get on with a normal life.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Try and chase the dragon on there.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, don't chase the dragon. You're never going to reach
those heights again. That's really, really, really good advice.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
This is great.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Put it in the bank, but you're going to have
to go back to your run in the middle life
without this glory for quite some time.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, and be happy with that thing that you've done, yep,
but you've got to be ready for the mundane parts
of an ordinary existence.

Speaker 11 (23:31):
I'm just having to read up here on this Battle
of the Bridge events. I thought they sounded quite good, so,
I mean, they're in a fantastic organization down there. So
what happens is over thirty five will play game in
knitball at one pm and then they'll crank up the
over thirties rugby, which is the game that I think
they're talking about there, even though it was an eighteen
year old playing at it, and then at.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Halftime eighteen year old and gun boots on the wing
wearing a number nine and an over thirties.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
Game, and then at halftime there's apparently a take a
war between the two teams. Oh wow, they get their
stuff back on and then they do a tug of
war between the two teams and go for the second
half better of the bridge.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
There you go. That's that's a great day. Yeah, that
is a great day. That is that.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
We need so much more of that in this country.
That is New Zealand at its best, community things with traditions.
You've got a bridge, so you've got a good name
for it. It's great, and you've got people have got
some good easy apps as well.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
Good to see. You know.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I've got some some marquees that people have put up.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Fantastic. Yeah, and then communities getting together afterwards. Tag war.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
We need more tugs of war. Yeah, well, tug of
war was in the original Olympics. It used to be
in the Olympic sport for last time. Yeah really yeah,
do you remember that what was that Korean show?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Oh boy, what was it called Squid Games?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yes, and they had that tug of war where we
once I got pulled off, everyone fell off and die.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
That's right, yeah, lovely. We don't want to do that's Look.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
There's there's a lot of We used to have the
tug of war school athletics day, and it was the
big event, it was the finale event, it was the
it was the marquee event. And you always had the
big unit anchoring. Yeah, and there were tactics involved. There
were definitely tactics involved. And you had the biggest unit
at the back, and then you went basically from the
biggest unit through to the smallest unit at the front.

(25:18):
Why you'd have the smallest unit in the front, I'm
not quite sure.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah, Well, isn't the strategy that you wait to they've
done their big pool and then you pull immediately after
they've done their big pool, So you just hold on
for their big pool and when they've expended their energy immediately,
that's when you go and you can pull them forward.
There's nothing more satisfying when you see the other team
just lose that their legs come out from under this
and you just you get that momentum pulling them across
the line.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
And also you've got to you've got to work in surges.
You've got to go and heave and heave, and you're
all going to be going at the same time.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
They do their big heave and as soon as their
heave's done, you your heave, don't heave at the same time.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
As their you can't double where those acts. Yeah, so
you've got to do it. Okay, all right, okay, we
seem to solve that problem.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
And Mat and Jerry show kind of So.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
It's Matt's last week here on radio. Had acke final
day coming up Friday?

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Did you know that? Typical you You don't even know
it's your final week, but to kill you.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Guys, to like sort of organize some kind of stuff
around it or anything like some kind of like maybe
talk to some people and getting to put some videos
up or something.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Well, you can send through your messages for Matt and
you can text them through to three four eight through
you can send us a talkback message by clicking on
the little microphone icon on your iHeartRadio app there.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So we've gathered together some of the messages oh that
have been sent, and we've put a little montage together.
So here we go. This is the first montage.

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Matthew, you came and you gave this great radio for
eleven years. Man and Jerry, but you've gone and your
dad is in the backbone of your copter.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
Your shitture.

Speaker 13 (26:55):
I'm really gonna miss Somatic. You've been a really big
part of my life. This fast ay here is turned
into a young man and I just want to thank
you for all the advice given man a lot of
other young men around the place, jack Ah and all
the best made the Mashie and Jerry share here.

Speaker 14 (27:11):
You go going to miss your Leslie's not going to
be the same without ya.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
You have got me through the morning.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
For the last eleven years and especially the last two
years I've been living in ods and your podcasts have
got me through because I freaking hate Australians and need
you guys to give me a taste of Kiwi.

Speaker 7 (27:29):
Well you see, Boby, I'll let you go. Bless blesz
Blue give them the taste of king from me.

Speaker 15 (27:34):
What good av Banger Mesh Daddy, thick face Gravy just
told Andy from's done is here. I don't know what
I'm going to do without you, Daddy. I mean you
and Jerry.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
You make my.

Speaker 15 (27:50):
Days sometimes, Lisbeth best love.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
You, babes, go well go long, hey.

Speaker 16 (27:56):
Mate, just want to wish you all the best of
the new Endeavors are said to see you leave the
Meet Jerry show. It's just got a deep feeling in
my gut that once you're going, it's going to be.
But like The Office, the UIs Edition, once Steve Carrell's gone,
it's still good to watch, but it's just not quite
the same.

Speaker 10 (28:11):
I'm just passing on my love, just like the Cosmos
as a twist and tools and shrieks apart time and space,
you're moving on to another dimension.

Speaker 17 (28:24):
Hey Mary here, you're leaving years ago. I meet you
when you were young and on a Sunday and well
in town anyways, the last for six years, your humor
bouncing off old jez A Runa helped me get my
shit together so wrong while you still care made because

(28:45):
how reck you gonna miss you?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Oh wow, beautiful stuff, Thank you so much. Messages from
these those great New Zealanders.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Just know what moments from the last eleven years of
the Mettendary show you want to hear? Is there anything
that met needs to apologize for? Send us through a
message of three four eight three. You can collect the
little microphone icon on your iHeartRadio and send us a
message verbally.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, I've been away for the last week.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I'm a little holiday and I just hope that you
guys haven't rustled up, you know the ones I don't
want to be playing. So just looking at you, marsh,
looking at you ruder and I just I just hope
we're not hope.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
There's no asking people to trim their downstairs.

Speaker 11 (29:29):
Plenty of time left in this week, mate, Don't you
worry about that.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
None of those times when I came in a little
bit worse for we are after staying out all I
we'll stay well away.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
From don't worry Mattie.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
Jeremy Wells the Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
It's seventh thirty one.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
These are your radiohead A keen News headlines with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Pressure is expected to continue mounting for those in charge
of duned In Hospital. Tens of thousands have marched and
protest at the government's proposed cuts over the weekend. The
Sun New Zealander is grappling with the effects of nitrous
oxide or NANGS. A SEC's had twenty five new claims
for injuries relating to the drug this year, already more
than twice the amount last year.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
A third were from Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Wow, Hamilton's big on the NANGS. When you say grappling
with the effects of nitrous ouside, I mean, you can
take it or not. It's not an addictive drug, so
you're grappling with that. What you're doing is you're taking
too much because if you just fang a couple of
creamers in you, then I don't think you're gonna end
up in hospital, are you? I don't think you're gonna
have to go visit the ACC and not the alternative comments.

(30:33):
You're conllective the X and the compensation. Actually visit the
ACC on nags. ACC on nangs is great, it's good. Yea, yeah, yeah,
the commentary is good.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Forgive me for asking this, but so people like I
don't want to make light of the situation, but people
going out on a night out, having a couple of
nags or whatever and doing you know, whatever they want
to do in their own time, and then what claiming
injuries with the SEC?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Can you do that?

Speaker 11 (30:53):
I mean, I thought the whole idea in acc was
either like sport or accidental or something to do with work.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I think it's a tough class.

Speaker 11 (30:58):
I think if you're reaching out to the SEC and
trying to get something you know, paid for because you've
had a night on the nags, Yeah, are they accepting
those claims.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
You know, that's that's a good point. I mean I
don't say this often meshed, but that's a great point
from you.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
What are you claiming from the ACC there are the
people playing sport on nags, don't play break.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I guess you could fall off the couch on nangs.
But if you're going to be I don't know if
you'd bring that up with the ACC, Like, how did
this happen?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Well?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
I slammed twenty five creamers and then I fell off
the couch and hid.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Yeah, I mean, why would you mention nangs in your
ACC claim?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:28):
But I think what's happening is it's not just people
blasting the little creamers, the little middle canisters. It's people
that are getting a full, a full, larger kind of
what would you call that a yeah, not a canister?

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, I know what you mean, like a giant it's
what is that called when you get a barbecue for
your barbecue? LPG? Bloody tank? Tank? Like a tank? It's
a tank? Is it a tank? Tank? Yeah? Swapper, swapper,
it's a tank. Wounded what is it called? What about
the guest g Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
But what about the rising tide of people who have
babies in hospital and then a fanging the straight from
the bottle, the father's feing the nangs straight.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
From the bottle.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well, the rising tide of that going on, and the
relationship problems that causes.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, well you see the things. When I was bloody
and when.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
On both my births, real births, both of the birth
twice have you been born twice?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Both times the mother and my children gave birth. I
was absolutely slamming the nangs because you were the Nitrosois
side on the thing. And I got told off by
the midwife about three times. I'm like, well, okay, well
I've got nothing to do here, Like I'm it's I've
never felt so useless in my life.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
It's a cylinder, you wunders. Cylinder's the word I was
looking for, God, damn it, cylinder. Cylinder.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I was going to also talk about the black Caps
suffering their fourth consecutive test loss, but let's not.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
God is depressing the.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
Mats and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
So obviously it's Matt's last week here at Radio Haddocke.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Final day is going to be on Friday, and if
you've got a message for men at send it through
to three four eight three, or you can send us
a talk back message by clicking on the little microphone
icon on your iHeartRadio app. It's super easy to find
if you go into your iHeartRadio app, and you can
let us know some of the moments from the last
eleven years of the mattin Theory show that you want

(33:15):
to hear. I mean, is there anything that you that
you think Matt.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Should apologize for.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Let us know what that is, because I think there
is one thing that needs to be addressed of God.
And someone has texted and asked why Matt suddenly started
burping during the show, and it's a It's a good
question because there's a few examples of it. There's an
interview from June with Niku mad Hussadan which was supposed

(33:40):
to be a serious interview because he's a professor of
astrophysics and exoplanetary science from the University of cambridgeap Listen
to this clip.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
So in the light that is that we detect in
our telescopes, there is information, as you say, the spectrum
of the light, there's information to say.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
The way that exploded out that was like the Big Bang.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm not gonna apologize for that. That was the amount
of ice cream I'd eaten. I had a whole tub
of ice cream that I was punishing.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
That's right. It was good to gun drops, wasn't it good?
Good gung drop some of.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
The good people at jip jop and I I just like,
that's not my fault.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
That and I just exploded up clamber pits of hell.
Do you blame a volcano for erupting?

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Not?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Well, it was that.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
And then this happened in July during a casual chat
about relationships.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I've had big periods of being single and it was
amazing twelve year relationship.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
And then.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
That's another one. Why did this start happening?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Like we were working together at this stage, We've been
working together for ten years.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Yeah, and it had never never had you release gas involuntarily.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Everyone lives their life on a gastro health sort of spectrum,
and you know, recently I've been in a sort of
quind of an explosive period of my life.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Well, then this happened in August during a news headline
about the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
It's interesting that China Jana are still here. They've got
twenty one goals. American it's done it again.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
This is three strikes, three strikes. You cannot do that
on news talks here. B but right, because it's always
happening when you're talking about serious.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
My body reacts to serious stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
If I get too serious, my whole body rebels and belches.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Yeah, but they are all involuntary. You can hear it.
You can hear the involve They're quite different verbs, aren't they.
They're not like a. I love the involuntary part of it.
It's rising up out of you.

Speaker 7 (35:45):
The Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Does your subsect come out? You're on phomo? Was it
coming out at seven o'clock this morning? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Matt Heeath dot substat dot com. If you missed me
on The Mat and Jerry Show, you can subscribe there
for free. And I'm writing a weekly article this week.
I'm writing about phone because you know you guys. I
was in all the ads to go over to Munich
with you guys, and then the last minute Gulane said, hey,
you're not going, and it turns out I was never going,

(36:11):
but he got me dressed up as a gyman beer
made for the advertising, and so that added another level
of far I pos the fear of missing out. I
suffer from that a little bit, but just my feed
being absolutely lit up by you guys having the best time,
the best time over there in Amsterdam and then in Germany,

(36:32):
and so just looking.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
At your best buds just having the best time. It's
it's rough. So I've written a real score settler.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Worth like science and and like a little bit of vitril.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
What it's like with social media stuff though, yeah, you
know what it's like like it's never the truth, you know,
it's only ever, it's only ever the it's only over
the positive.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
But you can imagine me, it's the highlights reel of
a good time.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
But when you see that, it's just looks like that,
it's always that best time you'ren't thinking about, like when
we went to Japan.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
And you couldn't move in the hotel room and we're just.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Lying there for an entire day with your tongue hanging
at you think about you guys just ripping it up,
and you feel sorry for school kids at the moment
because when I was a kid, if my friends did
something together without me on the weekend, I wouldn't find
out until Monday morning back at school, and by then
I'd be back with them. So it wasn't such a
big problem, but for kids just seeing you know, them

(37:28):
missing out, it's rough. So I wrote this article and
it's the seven techniques I've used to deal with my
famer will you are away, And one of them is to
not lose your dignity and write a fifteen hundred word.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Article on your sack. You've done super well there. Yeah,
I found out.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
It was like though we were across there, we were working,
we were working hard.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
We were working like dogs over there. Man, I'll tell
you why it was so what you saw was just it.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Was smoke mirrors. A lot of looks like a lot
of farm looks, were having good time. But behind the
scenes it was full grime for us. How was Octoberfest?
It was full full It was a work. Was just
wasn't work.

Speaker 9 (38:12):
We are looking after people, we were hosting. We were
out there representing New Zealand in the Lizard and singing
Sweet Caroline. It's all smoking mirrors. Yeah, yeah, Well, just
don't you read it like i'd like, I'm happy. I'm
you know, people that want to keep up with my
life go to Madheath substack dot com.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Not you, Jerry. Please don't read it because now I'm
seeing you again. I feel I was angry when I
read it. I was angry and I was.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Feeling abandoned and left behind, and just don't There's no
need to read it.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Things will get back to me one way or another.
Speaking of things getting back to people, Accre Glane joins
us on the show to talk about sport, although he
will be answering some allegations around rolling and dogshit.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
How if you had one word to describe Glaye on
this this.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
Trip to Europe, have you got one? Were? Oh? My god,
an absolute disgrace. That's how you neique to disgrace.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Just a disgrace is it is the exact person you
do not want.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
That's where.

Speaker 18 (39:20):
From sixth sentom Weird your Hog, The Mass and Jerry
Show Podcast, The Mass and Jerry Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
We've got a really big announcement.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
I guess you just have to wrap the band aid off.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Did you pay for this unregistered gift?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Last nime called the rather for the Mass the meaning
I had better get home or a sup he'll be cold?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yep, now we got it from this Junkies is an
important one. Do you trim your downsteads? Start discussed? Tell
you what it's saying. It's quite spiritual at the moment.
And do you drink what I give you? A boy?
What's wrong with you? I start the night. After ten
years on the Man, Jerry brief the show, I'm leaving
the show.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Yeah, welcome on to day one on the Mountain, Jerry
Victory Lap. That's last week here at Radio Attack. His
final day is going to be Friday. We'll be building
up to that final day. Don't you worry about that?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Yeah? I just think.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
I just think, as I said before, we don't need
to play the low hot lights. And I just know
you guys, and you're going to look for the low
lights rather than the highlights.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
There's a lot of people, a lot of things you
need to be apologizing for. There's been a lot of
things that have happened over the years. Well, speaking of
low lights, Gulane's joined us in the studio and.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
He had a low light then step Yeah, well well
we'll get into the Julane next.

Speaker 19 (40:41):
So many low lights.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
The word disgrace has been bandied around a lot, but
a lot of people saying that he may get his
passport revoked and he may never be allowed its New
Zealand overseas ever again.

Speaker 20 (40:55):
Then Matt and Jerry Show podcast Welcome to the Studio
steamed in speaking of steaming and acc head g Laine,
who I tell you I was answering some pretty serious allegations.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
About what he was too. Well, we were away in
Europe last week. Yeah.

Speaker 21 (41:11):
Look, it was the Export Ultra Bier Garden Tour, but
we decided that before we hit the ber gardens of
Munich at Octoberfest, we'd hit Amsterdam.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Smart for three days. It's perfect preparation for the European Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It's smart, like get on the back foot early.

Speaker 21 (41:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, and look, let's like I'll just say
three days is enough in Amsterdam.

Speaker 19 (41:32):
I was ready to leave. I'd had enough of itself.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
They were really few to leave as well. Don't worry
about that. Yeah, well, I was saying to the boys
before that. I had a lot of fomo.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Looking at my social media feed was just lit up
with you guys eving the best time. But there's one
story that I'm just hearing now that's made me feel
a whole lot better about not being there. And do
you want to explain it or do you think he
should run the apology here?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I think he maybe needs to apologize for some of
the things that he did, but I'm happy to sort of.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
The scene because we decided one of it.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
We had a little bit of time off, and so
we thought, let's go and see a town with a
windmill while we were in the Netherlands, because you know,
you often see those beautiful towns.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
Sort of Don Cotey type situation. Yeah, and so.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
We we settled on a place called Narden, which turns
out didn't have a windmill on it, but so it
was a fortified town with moats around the outside of
a very very cool medieval town.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
And so we went there. We caught a train there,
walked a whole lot of a whole lot longer.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Through beautiful suburb to get there, and then we met
up with some friends over there and.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
We were having lunch, beautiful lunch in the town square.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Someone got married there, and then afterwards we thought we'll
go for a bit of a wander around the around
the grassy knolls, around.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
The outside where the moats were, because lawns beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Lane was constantly complaining about the lawn quality there because
these people got no pride in their lawns.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
There's a lot of weeds in the lawns. And then
we were overcome slightly with.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
The heat because it got hot in the afternoon, and
Lane's I need to have a lie down.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Someone, we need to ever sit down. So we're like okay.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Lane decided that this grassy knoll overlooking one of the
motes was the perfect place to light out underneath these
beautiful oak trees.

Speaker 19 (43:07):
Let's just say we spotted a lot of dog poop.

Speaker 21 (43:09):
There was a lot of dog pool around because not
a lot of people walking like we were without dogs.

Speaker 19 (43:14):
I think it was renowned fur a dog. I think
we were in a dog.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Basically the town was a giant dog pop.

Speaker 21 (43:19):
Yeah, And there were dog poos everywhere, and I was like,
I think this little hell here is free of dog pooh.

Speaker 19 (43:24):
I'm going to have a light out.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
So he chose the spot to lie down. And so
there's a group of about seven or eight of us and.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
We're wandering around. New Zealand is wandering around and Lane.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Said this is the spot that we're going to choose,
and like, are you sure there's some dog poo over there?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Is this the spot? He's like no, No, So.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Lane lay down his shacket share it the shirt jacket
and then and then lay down and then and we're
all lying down there, and it did stink of dog poo.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I got to say. There was little.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Calls at the time. They was like, god, it does
this is like dog shit. Hell, someone saying this, I
was a dog shit. And then Joe Jury was like,
I think it's from that giant dog shit that's over
in the corner.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Okay, that's fine. We're lying there.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Lane's lying back on a shacket, blissfully, just having a
beautiful time looking looking up at the clouds. Sober and
then absolutely sober, and then that's ober, and then and
then at one stage I'm looking sort of like I'm
sitting just above him and I'm looking down at him,
and He's like, keep sniffing going, I think, and I
can smell dog shit still, and I was thinking, oh,

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maybe it's just in your nose, you know, like sometimes
if you smelled it once, you can keep smelling it.
And then after about ten minutes of just this blissful
lying around on the snow, Lane rolls over.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
And he goes ah, he goes oh, he goes.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
Oh shit, I've laid a dog and his jacket had
a giant like the dog that has laid this did,
and it was fresh and it was all over his jacket.
And I don't think I've ever laughed so much at
my entire life. We were all and man, I was
laughing so much. He turned ahead a woman's laugh like this.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Laugh going on.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
And Lane was laughing but trying to rub the dog
shit off his jacket on the on the knoll.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
It couldn't have happened to a bit of person.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
And then and then he's like, oh, I said, chuck
the jacket away, Lane, and he's like, no, I can't do.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
It's my favorite jacket. It's a survivores it's my favorite jacket.
And so he forced us to go into the town
square this is my revenge.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
Where there was a fountain and he started wiping the
dog shit off the jacket in the fountain. Well, there's
families who there's kids have just finished school, grandparents and
their grandchildren all looking around wondering what is this New
Zealander doing inside of this fountain cleaning. He's doing his ablution,
it's doing his washing. And it was just laying cleaning
up the dog shitt and all of a sudden, the

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fountain went sort of a murky, sort of a color, and.

Speaker 19 (45:41):
Every dog was a suspect.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
And there he's just.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Eyeing up what every dog that walked past us. I
think it was that one. We're threatening to pull up
their tails, smell whichever one had done it, and then
ship on those dogs.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, I'm an interesting position here because I've written like
a seventeen hundred word like score settler about not being
invited on this trip that I've just posted today.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
But I didn't know about this. This is making me
feel a lot better.

Speaker 19 (46:03):
Oh yeah, I rolled in dog poo.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
How come you didn't post that on social media? Why
is it all these happy shots and leader house and
why didn't you post the shot of you on.

Speaker 19 (46:13):
There is one photo of me lying in the dog poop.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
But then there's stories.

Speaker 21 (46:18):
The story is now extrapolated to me rolling around in
dog pool like a like.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
A dog, like an orgy of.

Speaker 21 (46:26):
And let this just say that the shack it made
its way back to Amsterdam, made it way back to
the hotel room. I got it launded and I proudly
wore it the next day.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
The guy who launded it launded it on gloves.

Speaker 21 (46:36):
He'd got surgical gloves out.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
The mast and Jerry Show Podcast nineteen plia Really fine,
wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
I've been in this business a long time. I can
say something career ending just before that light goes on?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
And should we talk everyone? Shall we talk sport now
through the dog ship?

Speaker 14 (46:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
Story good? How about those? How about those abs? What
a statement?

Speaker 19 (47:02):
Yea, a curse got rid of the curse. They reversed
the curse.

Speaker 21 (47:06):
And do you notice the end of the match that
dog rolls, see we reversed the curse. Because James mcconey
tried to make him say it before the game, right
for crowd goes wild is just say reverse the curse?
Why don't you say, Goes We're just trying to look
to you know, write the record.

Speaker 19 (47:19):
And say reverse the curse.

Speaker 21 (47:20):
And then after the game he goes, we've reversed the curse.
It was a great moment.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I felt a great relief with Sam Kine as well.
I felt like all the demons of his career were
all gone and he could had one hundred and be,
you know, go on with his life now as a
hero and a beloved New Zealander.

Speaker 19 (47:36):
Absolutely, it was great to see.

Speaker 21 (47:37):
But also Player of the day twenty two year old
blindside flanker with the greatest haircut in.

Speaker 19 (47:42):
Rugby Wallace side titty. What a game he played?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Yeah, Rugby Championship. You've got You've got a mere culper
because you said, I don't know if he's up to blindside.
You said, you're a big fan, You're a big Chiefs fan.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
You're all in generally, But you think, I don't know
if he's going to make a great blindside.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
How wrong will you? I know?

Speaker 19 (47:58):
But I prefer him at eight. He's a ball, he's
a all carrier.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
So don't don't.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Don't you have to be able to play all those
positions now, Yeah, Lucy's are all kind of the same thing.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
Karen reads it.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Interesting thing after the game he was saying that he's
in the right looking at a looking at from a
perspective of a loose forward and just where you need
to be on the field. He always finds himself in
the right place. Yeah, and that's interesting. Great pass too,
blat pass, HiT's the gap at pace, accelerates through the gap. Man,
he's been the superstar standout guy, hasn't he too?

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Everyone keeps saying he's pretty much played more All Blacks
caps and he's got super rugby caps.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
He's it's phenomenal.

Speaker 19 (48:33):
Yeah, it was. It was a great game to watch.

Speaker 21 (48:35):
We also in the commentary with James mcconey, We've had
a bit of feedback around Caleb Clark and his nickname.

Speaker 19 (48:41):
It's Jebb A the Butt, And he wrote to us.

Speaker 21 (48:44):
And said, look, I'm star Wars is one of my
favorite movies and he's my least favorite character.

Speaker 19 (48:49):
Can I can we change it?

Speaker 21 (48:51):
So we've gone for Chew Clarkers his.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
New name.

Speaker 19 (48:56):
Every time he scored, but Jebba the Butt still sticks.

Speaker 21 (48:59):
But we've got thousands of thousands and thousands of other options.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
It's hard to hard to move away from Jebba and
he's he's better than ever now. Yeah, he's he's bloody good.
Now I'm excited about Jebb A the Butt. So we
can't change his name.

Speaker 21 (49:15):
I know I can't do it because we've got We've
got a lot of great options. But great to see
Will Jordan at fullback. I think he cemented his place there.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
It was great.

Speaker 19 (49:22):
It was a great way to end the kind of
domestic international season before.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
They head over to Europe and as you said, a
good way to see Sam Kaine's hundreds tenths down. I
mean amazing to think Sam Kaine broke his neck. Let's
not forget about that. He broke his neck mid Korea and.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
Then came back from that.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
I mean that is a remarkable thing to do, really,
and to put your head into places that he puts
us in to continue to be to do that role
and what you need to do, the way that you
need to put your body on the one after that
sort of physical.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Setback, that shows great character. Yeah, what great? And how
much has he changed?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Like when they show the footage when he first viewed
in twenty twelve to now? Yeah, so baby face, so
baby faced, he's got so much more face.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Now, he's grown very much. He's grin several meters of face.
Are we going to talk about the black Cat? Let's
not talk about the black Cat? Sri Lanka at any
point on your tramp we did fly.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Over actually the Curse of grim Lane fly over just
said we do a curse drive by.

Speaker 19 (50:21):
Yeah, well they hurt me again. Get your T shirts.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Black Cap Supporter support group, another session, no doubt over
the next couple.

Speaker 19 (50:27):
Of ways have you hired a hall yet, yep, I have.

Speaker 21 (50:29):
We've restopped the shop sick Shop to three two three six,
Grab your shirt, hold each other, thanks very much.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Acc here g Lane, here's the Queens of the Stone
Age on the Mountain Jerry Shark's eight twenty three. You're
in absolute disgrace, no offense.

Speaker 19 (50:43):
It's a.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
Lane, The Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Podcast in a Disgrace Lane eight twenty six on the
Man in Jerry Shan Radio Haki coming up after.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
The eight thirty news headlines.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
I've got some things that you need to apologize format
over the last eleven years.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Right, Because initially this was going to be called the
Mere copa mere Kulpa, which is of course Latin for apology.
But then we change it to the Victory Lap. So
I thought that that rebranding wouldn't mean this is going
to be more of a celebration rather than sort of
a clean up.

Speaker 14 (51:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
This one has to do with you turning up after
nights on the Wise and the I mean, good on
you for turning up to do the show, but I
got to say maybe it was better that you remember.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Yeah, I remember saying that to to the bosses at
the time. At least I turn up and they're like,
sometimes I said, I've never had a sick day. At
least I turned up and they went, Sometimes we wish
you wouldn't turn up.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I really wish you wouldn't do It's.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
It, It's smart Jerry the Brag First Show, that San Cherry,
It's smart, Sun Cherry.

Speaker 14 (51:47):
The Breckfast.

Speaker 8 (51:52):
Matty, Jeremy Wells, The Maiden Cherry Show.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
It'sake thirty two times for your Radiohodaching You Headlines with
Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Turtong A City Council is investigating an alternative water source
for those not keenon fluoride.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
The Director General of Health is denied a.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Request to delay florid Fluoridae fluoridation of the water supply,
threatening large fines if they don't comply.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Ah, really well, another source of water. You could put
a bucket in your yard.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Yep, grab it off your roof. Yeah, your muppets.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
New Zealand has officially claimed the Harker World record six thousand,
five hundred and thirty one people, not including that Heath
performed committee at Aubland's Evening last night.

Speaker 16 (52:35):
I was there.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
You were there drinking chardonay.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
In the corporate facilities are still there was more there
than you were.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Yeah, but that you're not one of those six thousand
and thirty one. Imagine imagine this.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Imagine if someone else takes the record with five hundred
and thirty two and you as your fault because you
were up drinking, sipping your shard Naise.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
I was showing support, and as soon as I've done
the rough math and realized they were going to break
the record, I thought, they don't want me down there
ruining it with my terrible hanker showing support. It could
have like if someone saw how bad I was a
ripple of you know, people could have lost their way,
They could have become disillusioned if they'd seen me doing it.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
So I think it was better that I was. That's true.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
I was up high and out of the way. But
I'll tell you what, it was an emotional experience. It
was freaking awesome to be there and watch and as
I said before, I love those things where New Zealand
comes together as a community and does something. It's quite
affecting when you when you're there, it's.

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Great to watch the from this from the sanctuary of
a cook.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
So they're drinking a buttery shards and the All black
Caps have suffered a heavy Test defeat by Sri Lanka
and Gaul, their biggest ever to the island nation. You
sim were bowled out for three hundred and sixty one
day four to lose these second and final Tests by
an innings and one hundred and fifty four runs. The
black Caps are now seventh on the World Test Championship table.
The next assignment is a this will way easier three

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tests series in India starting on October.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
So we've lost four in a row. We could be
looking down the barrel of losing seven and we will.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
We will by the end of this Test series have
lost seven in a row because because we've never won
it in the year before.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, well, the black Caps of polic support group is
back concession and then we're entering a new era.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
We can still be fans. It's not gonna be the same.

Speaker 7 (54:17):
The Matt and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
So this is the last week of the Matt and
Jerry Show, culminating on a big show on Friday.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
We've got a Bag one coming up on Friday, Bag
one and a big day after that hopefully.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Yeah, no doubt and before we get to Friday's show,
they still need to answer some allegations.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, I mean, can't I just be sort of sort
of sent off into the night with a little pat
on the back and all us forgiven and just on you,
on you a maddie, all us forgiven. I mean, there
were some crimes committed, but nothing too illegal.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Well, even years means that you've committed a huge amount
of crimes. I mean, there's a lot of allegations to answer,
and I think it's only fear that over the next
four or five days you you answer some of those allegations.
And look, this is something that's been brought up by
a number of listeners.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
We can't sweep this under the rug. No, this is
something word I give you, boy, I got some drink
I give you.

Speaker 22 (55:15):
You get it down. You get it down, your boy.
You drink what I give you. Boy, You get it down,
you boy. You drink what I give you? Boy, Boy, Boy,
you drink what I give you. Boy, You get it down.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
Your boy. Boy. I'm talking to you.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
Boy, I'm talking to you.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
Where did I come from? Well, I've got no getting
no help from you. That's a boy.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
This is a good break Jerry's not saying anything. I'm
doing all the work here.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Can I ask a question?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Then?

Speaker 11 (55:44):
What on earth is this? It's an iconic moment. So
many people have asked about it over the last couple
of weeks. Where you boy's been taking a break in
this way, I.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
Can explain it. It was.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
It was based on a story that we were a
napier and the game was rained off and we ended
up going back to the Black Cat Hotel and there
was some stories being told around a circle. There was
a hat being handed around and there was a story
that was told and it was on a different issue.
But I adapted it, and I adapted it when we
were out, and then I started just repeating it, changing

(56:15):
a little bit to be you drink what I give
you a boy from something else. And then something happened
to me and and I are out somewhere anyway, we
started doing it and then there was a big night.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
It was a radio awards or whatever.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
And you know, sometimes the joke that you're doing is
better left out.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
On the town.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Absolutely, And you know, sometimes you get quite an unfunny joke,
but you just can't do for the entire night you're out.
You can't do anything, but that just stuck on a theme. Yeah,
you're stuck on a theme and you do it to everyone.
You forget, you forget where it's based on some cricket story. Anyway,
Then that theme just rolled on to the next day's
radio broadcast. Because full disclosure, I didn't have a lot

(56:52):
of sleep that night. I sort of just came in
with the night before his joke still going right through
the radio.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Show when I came in.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I don't know whether this was the night, but I'm
pretty sure when I arrived, you were asleep under the disk.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
That's professional.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
You're not sure you're gonna be able to make it
into work the next day, so instead of going home,
you come in and you make yourself a little beard
under the desk. This is for young radio people coming through.
This is a little tip. You don't think you're gonna
make it into the show the next day. You're not
sure you're gonna sleep through your arm whatever. You get
some promotional beaned at bags and you make yourself a
little bed under the desk, and then when everyone else

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comes and they wake you up, they put a pair
of headphones on, you put a mic in front of you,
and then you can humiliate yourself of three hours, two
thousands and thousands of people.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Well, as you see that at the end of it,
after that particular broadcast that morning, you see it, at
least I've turned up. Yeah, and he said, you know,
I haven't had a day off at sirck And they said,
sometimes it's better that you don't turn up. If that's
what you're gonna do, better you don't turn up.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I hope that's the worst of it. You've got the plan.
That's just the beginning. Matt and Jerry Show.

Speaker 7 (57:55):
Radio heading then Mat and Jerry Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
So this is the fifth to last Matt and Jerry Show.
The last one is on Friday. It's going to be
a big show. Yeah, well, there's range of emotions.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
I imagine. This show went in about like that.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
So I was looking at sort of spending this week
sort of really enjoying the moments. But then the show
went past in about thirteen seconds. Actually, Lane came in
and talked about rolling in Dog Turns in Amsterdam for
about fifteen minutes. Really moved it forward. One of the
funny stories I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah, he's been answering some allegations around that. Also, you've
been answering some allegations and mere coppers around things that
you've done on the show.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Yeah, it'd be good to.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
Balance it out a little bit worth something that's a
little bit, a little bit more positive.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
That nice.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Okay, that would be really nice if you could do that,
because I don't want to leave you each day thinking,
oh God, what crimes are what I committed? This has
been in a complete disaster. There've been lovely messages coming in.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
I don't want to walk away from the show with
my tail between the legs.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
All right, No, that's going to happen any So it'd
be nice to balance things out. Here's a little celebrity montage,
some famous people, some famous listeners who listen to the
show sharing their sports jam.

Speaker 23 (59:12):
Get a man, how's going, Lee Hart? Here, I'm speaking
to the telephone. I hope you well and I just
want to take you that's some amazing Well over ten
years I'm on radio there and on herd Aki and
I'm on the person mode.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
That's to get to be.

Speaker 23 (59:25):
Involved in the radio those years ago and look forward
to see what what you come up with in the future.
I'm really looking forward to this last week your radio that.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
You're gonna do.

Speaker 19 (59:33):
Who knows might even pop in and say today.

Speaker 23 (59:36):
Look, I just want to say all the best, mate,
der a legend and good on your mate.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Yeah, Hello, it's me Dad Gibson from the rock and
roll fan Alamito pee love your boys.

Speaker 20 (59:47):
I'm going to be listening on the interweb to the
Victory Lap.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Be well, Matt Heath and your endeavors pose.

Speaker 24 (59:55):
Hey everyone, it's Leasi micgold is here. I had the
great privilege of being involved with the Manta jer Show
at the very start. In fact, some eleven years ago,
it was the Laura, Matt and Jeremy Show, and it
was some of the best years I had in radio.
I had so much fun. You are both very special
to me. You're wonderful people. You know how much I
love you, and I've loved your show. I've loved your podcast.

(01:00:16):
I've loved your relationship and the way you worked together.
I think you had something really special and I'm excited
for you.

Speaker 20 (01:00:22):
Maddie.

Speaker 24 (01:00:23):
You know how much I love you and I appreciate
you as a broadcaster.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
I think that you're brilliant.

Speaker 24 (01:00:27):
Thank you for always looking after me. For championing me,
for being such a great mate. I'm sad that it's over.
I was there at the start, so you better believe
I will be here for the Matt and Jerry vectory lap.
Proud of you, blessed risk pleas you look busy, so
ill let you go. But congratulations on the last living years.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
It's been really here. I've been doing a lot of
this side of the last few days. You've been by
the coastline of beautiful to it, or just reflecting on
the last eleven years and how I've always had that
voice compared with that other voice waking me up in
the morning, comforting me, gidding me through COVID. You know,
I'm a real fan of the Matt and Jerry show,
and I know Matt, what you'll go on to is

(01:01:06):
wonderful things. But I've been there since the start. So
from me, John from Gore and Us against the Glass, Harrison, Desmond,
Craig Wick and probably even Topez wish all the best.
So I can't wait to tune into the final Wounder
or whatever it's called. It's It'll be a perfect way
to say goodbye.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Oh bless Glass. Oh that's bloody lovely all that stuff.
A good point from Ben Hurley there. It should have
been called the Final Wounder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Yeah, that is the Mount and Jerry show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed that that show, the one
of five, one of my final five, just went like that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
It's just rushed past.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I'm trying to enjoy the moments here, I'm trying to
have a look around before it passes me by, and
then that show's gone past in about fifteen seconds.

Speaker 11 (01:01:55):
Well, can I just say changes have already been made?
I mean, it's eight fifty eight almost, fellows, we're usually
looking to get out of here about eight fifty four,
eight fifty three even, Oh good day.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
And I mean, Jerry, you dream of an eight fifty two.
Look at how sad it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
How I'm holding on for those last extending the show
a few minutes. Just not the mics off, just man,
just have something, let it go. Don't try and winkle
out an extra three minutes at the end of the show.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
No question, I'm asking you guys, is it possible to
do a victory lap in neutral.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
Well, we're definitely, We're definitely trying.

Speaker 11 (01:02:28):
My question for you guys, is are we going to
be doing podcasts this week.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Hell yeah, yeah, we are doing podcasts this week or
radio show highlights.

Speaker 23 (01:02:34):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Daily Bespoke, the last five Daily Bespokes, I mean it's
the Daily Bespoke will continue without me, but you guys
probably won't. It will have more shown shame than I do,
and probably not call people bespokey Doki.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Thanks for listening to the Mat and Jerry Show today.
Four more shows to go beg show on Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
This feels pointed better man, I'm trying.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I'm trying. We'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Hello, I'm Mattif you've been less to the Matt and
Jerry Radio Highlights podcast, thanks for that. Right now you
can listen to our other one, the Daily Bespoke podcast,
which you will absolutely love anyway, sit to download, like,
subscribe and review all those great things. It really helps
myself and Jerry, Mash and Ruder. If you want to
discuss anything raised in this pod, check out the Conclave,

(01:03:19):
a Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group. And whilst I'm
plugging things, I've got a weekly newsletter now, Matdheath dot
substack dot com, So why not go there and subscribe?
That would really really really get me excited. If you
did that, all right, then anyway you seem busymet dot
substack dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
All right, then give them a taste of key we
blessed bliss bliss. Okay, then alright, then okay,
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