Your Best Horsey Sound - The Radio Show (November 5) - The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Hurdary break for show. Bunning's trade is raising funds
this November to support men's health.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
US entertainment, sport and news that there are available everywhere
on the radio app Jeremy Wells on.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Radio yet morning. Well, I'll do the Hurdarchy Breakfast this morning, Monday,
the fourth of November twenty twenty four. Nice to have
your company. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is mash Morning, Jerry,
morning mate, This is Ruder Morning Gary.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm still emotional and shook after the black Caps result yesterday.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Ah, how good was that last night? Yeah, we'll talk
about it a little later on. I've been texting one
of New Zealand crickets greats around this particular victory. Oh
can I just throw a couple of names at you
and you can well know me? Sure? Daniel Vitry, No,
Stephen Fleming No.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh, Shane O'Connor, no, Shane, Robert Kennedy.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
No. None of those people greater than all of those people,
arguably greater than all of those people combined.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
They don't happen to be residing in Pegasus Town.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
They well, let's just say they don't live in the
North Island.

Speaker 5 (01:06):
They Thanky Breakfast Radio hy So.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Last night New Zealand secured their first ever whitewash against Indi.
In fact, it was India's first ever three match or
three or more match series whitewash in their own conditions
in the history of their cricket. I mean this is
how finished up fellas. Yeah, it's all over. It's New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (01:30):
They've played tout India in a Test series and created
an absolute history.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
Look at the center region.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
While it's quite phenomenal. After leaving Sri Lanka in disappointment,
New Zealand have come to India's shores and this bunch
of men. They believe, their coaching staff believed. Not sure
how many others did. This is the greatest Test series
when in New Zealand Test cricket history.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, absolutely, dully, I believed. I believed from the star.
I believed. I always knew that this was the team
that was going to White Washington in India. I mean
I had no idea. I seriously was I was steering
down the barrel. I was. I was pessimistic. I was
steering down the barrel of not only three mil against India,

(02:13):
but potentially then losing a home Test series to England,
which is coming up next. Do you know it's like
going a step further.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I was so pessimistic that I wasn't even going to
be sure if we're going to lose it three nil.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I wasn't even going to be chicken the results.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
That's how like beforehand, before we went over that India,
I thought to myself, look, if there's some way you
can actually avoid hearing about what happens.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
On this tour, and that's probably for the best.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I was president mystic enough to think, and I'm normally
pretty optimistic when it comes to our sports sins. Some
would say two optimistic. But we'd lost two against Australia,
lost two against Sri Lanka.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That's four nil. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I thought we're going to lose three against India, We're
gonna lose seven in a row, and then we're going
to play England. That could be ten in a row instead.
And this stat actually blew me away. This is the
first time New Zealand have won three matches in a
Test series ever. Ah, They've never won more than two
Tests in a Test series.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I didn't know that, is that right?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
It's insane?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I mean I knew that India had never lost. I
knew India had never lost. They lost two Nils South
Africa once, I think in two thousand something like that,
and I knew about that. But to go to India
to win a test in India is not easy. Takes
a lot of effort in their home conditions, and a
lot of people listening will be going, well, why is that.
It's because the pitch conditions favor India. And in this situation,

(03:28):
the Indians, once they lost the first test in Bangalore,
they then put a cock. They then said to the
groundsman of a Pune, make sure you produce a rank turner,
of which they did, and then we then outspun them
and beat them in that test. And then they said
make sure when the said pease, for goodness sake, we

(03:52):
need some kind of rank thing that just dries out.
And they attempted to out condition us, and then we
just out before formed them in their own conditions massively
and humiliated them.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Actually, I mean ages Battel a text to here on
three four eighty three saying, boys, when all the night
in ages Batte, Well, that's a good question, because twenty
five wickets Phase Patto and the two tests is played
at Wankidi Stadium, the most by any bowler at a.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Venue against India in India. Yeah, well now it has
test averages thirty, so it's it's looking good. I mean,
I think Dan Vittori ended up with a test average
of thirty two or something like that. I was thirty
four thirty four, So good on those boys. God, I
hope they're celebrating that wouldn't Yeah. I just stood with

(04:35):
my arms in the air in the lounge for about
five minutes. My family thought there was something wrong with me,
and I thought I heard a.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
Commption The Hurdarchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
You can get hold of us anytime you like here
on the Hurdarchy Breakfast. You can text us on three
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sim that's you can text to slight this person here.
She's cold in Partire Tour this morning, boys must be
close to zero. Had to put my gloves on to

(05:07):
feed the chickens. That's cold. Does sound cold? Partire Tour?
There was a story last week on the news. I
don't know if you guys saw that about the Polish
refugees that came to Partier Tour post World War two.
Really interesting, bloody story that I didn't know anything about. No,
I missed the story.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
You punished us about it off here the following day,
but I'm sure you can do it to the listeners now.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
You'd like to. Well, I don't think it was. I
mean it was in the hundreds of Polish kids and
they were relocated, obviously from different parts of Europe, war
torn parts of Europe, and brought over to New Zealand
post World War two and rehomed. They were orphans and
they were rehomed in part Here Tour. It's a great story.

(05:48):
And then they had a really good experience, so welcome
to the town. And then they had a parade last
week to celebrate what must be what eighty years or
something must be must be eighty years It would have
been eighty years since they arrived in par Here Tour,
and they all said how welcoming people were in pa
Here Tour, and what an amazing thing it was to

(06:08):
come from the situation that they are in a lot
of why's often in like like labor camps and stuff,
like little kids. It's full of a lot of them
still with us. Yeah on ice. Yeah they are, and
the kids of and their children, and so their children
obviously were like, well think, thank god what you guys did,
because we now exist.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I know very little about Pahere Tour now, no I do.
And I know that it's cold this morning. Yeah, and
there a whole bunch of refugees that came in about
eighty years ago.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, it was She's she's a great place par Here
Tour and you wiped it up in there, and just
just a person's wanting to know can you do the rounds?
I don't think it's probably appropriate to do the rounds
this morning, but because there's nothing really remarkable looking down here,
Auckland twelve, you know, Wellington seven and even seven, christ
Church eate nothing crazy. But what is interesting I think

(06:55):
right now is the sea temperature. Well, it's warming up. Okay,
A lot of people will be interested in the see
because a lot of people will be thinking about having
their first onims of of the new summer. It's not
summer yet, so it's coming in a month, but it's.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
Kind of Labor Day last weekend, isn't it is the
moment that you go, you know what, I'm ready to
add the water.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Now, yeah, I reckon that's right. So let's hear it. Well.
The warmest sea temperature you're going to get anywhere in
New Zealand currently anywhere around our coast is seventeen degrees okay.
And that's in the Upper North Island. And then if
you're getting down around New Plymouth you're looking at sixteen. Yep.
If you're out in Gisbone you're looking at sixteen as well,
getting down the coast. If you're Wellington, fourteen can I

(07:37):
hezar aguess? It's just going to keep getting colder the
further south. I reckon sixteen. It's easily warmer in the
Nelson Bays area sixteen area.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Jerry, you're over in Byron Bay a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Do you go for a little dip.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
In the sea over there?

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yep? And I can tell you that the sea temperature
in Byron Bay was twenty four okay? Esus, what do
you run your pull a currently she's at two? You
feel that's not too soupy? Just turned a heater on?
Have you guys noticed it.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
I mean, my father in law is really soup focused
when he comes to when it comes to temperature and
the Paul, he's always really worried about it being too supey.
He thinks that there's like a chili temperature that's quite nice.
But if he gets too warm or.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Too soupy two bacteri eory just too super in the
twenty six point eight. Anything above that, you start to
get a lot of bacterian.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
If I was your potential father in law, mash the
not souper, I'd worry about And the pool is human suit.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, I'd be worried about that too.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
You breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Here, Glane joins us this morning on the show morning.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Oh, good morning.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
What a weekend, What a weekend? If you enjoy watching sport?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Oh my god, it was.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
It was ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I'm still recovering. It's ridiculous week I need a holiday.
I need a weekend to recover from the wee.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Yeah, we'll talk more about it later on. But Dneen's
iconic annual event that celebrates the finest local and national
brewers and culinary talents is on this weekend. This Friday
and Saturday, the eighth and ninth of November. Saturday is
now sold out. I'm told we're gonna be down there
with our second Let's get Bizeber thanks to Emerson's. This

(09:09):
year we've got the Hazy pale.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Ale Dineden Bearfest, hands down the best beer festival in
New Zealand. If you want to go to it, they
basically you sit on the grass. They opened up the stadium.
It's got a roof on it so it isn't not
bothered by the weather. So yeah, I mean look nothing
like Berfest, I must admit, but it's close.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah. Well, tickets still available for Friday. You can get
your tickets from DUNEDINBFES, dot co, dot n Z. Coming
up after six thirty The History of Yesterday, Today and
mass has got something to share with us around concussion.
Stay with us on the Hearty greet person.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Us Entertainment, sports and music.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
There available everywhere on the radio app Journey.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Welse on Radio thirty one on the Hearty Breakfast. Time
for your latest news headlines. Police have begun what could
be a tricky transition away from mental health callouts. From today,
police will have a reduced role in distress callouts, transporting
patients and waiting with them in the ed. Mike King
has put up his hand to do all of that,
and police have swarmed an Auckland Street. There's a serious

(10:20):
incident reported in glen Eden. Oh yeah, huh huh. Weren't
you just in Glenaeden Ju Lane before you were here?
I swung past it but I left it so interesting interesting,
And the Black Gaps have created test cricketing history. In Mumbai,
New Zealand won the final match by twenty five runs
after dismissing India for one hundred and twenty one. A

(10:42):
Jazz Batal return figures of eleven for one hundred and
sixty to earn Man of the Match. A three nail
victory means that the first side in the history of
cricket to clean sweep India at home in a series
of three or more fixtures.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
Oh, how good it was. It was one of the greats.
And you know what, sad news for town halls around
the country. All bookings have been canceled in the Black
Cap Supporter support group. And do you know what, big announcement,
huge announcement. We're disbanding the Black Cap Supporter Support Grow
what that's it.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah, but surely just for the five season.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Oh yeah, no, no, it's been disbanded numerous times. But
it's quite a big, a big thing to say, yeah
that the Black Camp supporters support. We don't need to
hold each other. New Zealand, hold yourself.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
We'll be holding onto this victory for the next ten years.
Oh yeah, I mean it's superb. It couldn't get any better.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
The hod Achy Breakfast already Hoary.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Time for the History of Today with Jeremy James Drummond.
Will I know what a history fan? You are? A
sec here do you? Lane? Yep?

Speaker 6 (11:46):
I listened to History hit you know, I listened to
all history podcasts. What's the woundy one you listen to.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
With the rest of his history? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Were those tur little Windo wounders that kind of out
wound each.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Other with what books? The Donk Sambrock?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
Yeah, Tom, that's it, Tom and Tom, Tom, Dom, Tom
and Dom. Yeah, a couple of PhD wounders. Actually, it's
quite interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
It is bloody good. It's bloody good. So on this
day in nineteen twenty two, Howard Carter rediscovered the intact
tomb of Tutan Carmen in Egypt. That would have been
a great little discovery in those days, nineteen twenties, English
Egyptologists just cruising around Egypt looking inside of things that
the Egyptians are like, don't look in there. Yeah, don't

(12:30):
look that's actually sacred, and the English are like, no,
that we're going on.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Yeah, I want to find a dead person.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah. I think they've been taking their beat to London too.

Speaker 6 (12:37):
But a necra going on.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I don't know if there's any Negro going up, but
you should ask how Carter eighteen sixty two American inventor
Richard Gatling. Peyton's the hand crank Gatling machine gun in Indianapolis.
So that's his last name. That's right, the Gatling gun.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
I mean, that makes sense, but it actually almost sounds
like an action of some kind of Gatling gun, doesn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Oh yeah, because you used to hand crank the machine
guns in those days.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
Any relation to Warren Gallen.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
No, that's Gatland. This is Gatling, slightly different. Eighteen seventy
nine American inventor Thomas Elkins paytent the refrigerating apparatus. Boys,
I've gone balls deep.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
Forgive me for saying that's on the Smithsonian here on
the website the Smithsonian, and apparently you can just search
up all patents that have ever been made. Quite fascinating stuff.
So the first pattern made for a refrigerator of some
kind was a metal box. Apparently they had four sides
and the top. The exterior is tarnished and has a
design on the top. On one end there is a

(13:38):
spout that looks like a funnel.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
When does this get interesting?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
There is a wood base.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
With eighteen holes in the bottom of the model and
it sits on the snow.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Wow. Okay, did you preread that? I think you know what.
We should create a new segment here on the Hodekee Briefs,
which is Patents of Today, so we look back at
patents things that have been patented.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah, it's not a bad idea, because if it's a
riveting is that.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Nineteen sixty one American Folks sing a songwriter Bob Dylan
made his Canei Hall debut, and the tickets for two
bucks each. That was that's quite a lot of money
in ninety sixty one two bucks two thousand and one.
Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone premiered in London in
nineteen ninety six, British girls group the Spice Girls released

(14:26):
their debut album Spice. It went on to saw twenty
three million copies. Acc g Lane brought one huge fan
of Spice Girls.

Speaker 6 (14:35):
I was. I was in England in ninety seven. I
was in England ninety seven and well you couldn't get
away from it. Baby Spice was my.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Spice, Baby Spice, interesting MESSI who was your favorite Spice?
I'm not too sure, fellas, you weren't born. We do
even think I can picture the Spice Girls. No, no,
you were still you. You weren't even at that stage.
A glint in your father Gordy's eye, is there a right? No,
Well it's nineteen ninety six. Ah, well I might have
four years before. I mean they might have beenalking about
having kids. You never know. It might have been Tryphy years, Jerry.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
Were you not an accident?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Might have been He was a hate baby, you know that?

Speaker 8 (15:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yes? He was made after the nineteen ninety nine Rugby
World Cup loss. Oh yeah, I think his parents were
parents were listening to Murraydeeka's sports talk program post that
loss to France in ninety nine, and then they had
so much hate and anger that then they made mesh.

Speaker 6 (15:23):
That explains the resting butch face. That's how you operate.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
It's that simple. Birthdays today, nineteen sixty nine, Matthew mcconaugheank
He's fifty five. Ralph Marcio from the Karate Kid. He
was born in nineteen sixty one. On this day.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
I named my son after Ralph Marchia.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Did you Ralph Marchia, Great New Zealander? And that is
today in history, yesterday Today.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells alreadyo.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Hdarchy a hed g Lane Zymethys this morning, Mas, she's
here as well as always pushing the buttons. Mashi, how
are you feeling because I understand that. So you had
a little bit of a had knock yesterday in your AFL.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
Yes, and I wasn't planning to broadcast it because there
might be some concerns that can be taught me from this.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
But here we are all the same. Yeah. But if
a head knock you today, if you're familiar with AFL
Julane and.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Jerry, yeah I am a little bit.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
The aim at the game is to wrap the arms
and smash pricks. Yes, I suppose that is kind of
the end of the game, but unfortunately it results and
a f your arms are wrapped. When you go down
in a tackle, it often ends up in either a
kind of a broken collar bone or if you go
face first, you go face first in this way. And
he today came to walking off, but.

Speaker 6 (16:28):
We're all right, don't take offense. But I think you're
a lot sharper can cast then you are normally.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I thought you were really.

Speaker 6 (16:34):
Onto it this morning. So I don't know what's happened.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
It makes a good chance at that is the case. Yeah,
I would sometimes you do need there just a little
bit of a not too a head.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
That's what my dad always I'm not knocked some bloody
sense into you, and I think that's what happened to you.
That comes from Yeah, I think you've got some sense
knocked into you.

Speaker 4 (16:50):
This might be the circuit breaker that really fires things
up for the rest of my life.

Speaker 6 (16:53):
So maybe pre show it should be you know, I
know that you guys get here very early, like five am,
and you create Maybe part of the crip should be
line mesh up, smack him in the head at about
ten past five. He should regain consciousness about half five
and then come on slightly dazed and confused to push
the buttons about the only way forward.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
On the show, I reckon, that's not such a bad idea,
although later on I'm gonna put mesh through a hia
and this is the hia that rugby players are put through?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Is this the one that Cody's eight percent failed? And
also Elsedy baby Barrett Biden Barrett, I wondered where he
came off on the weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I couldn't quite work that out, but.

Speaker 6 (17:35):
Unavailable for the island tests this weekend.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Yeah, so yeah, we'll put MESHI through this hia. Quite
interesting questions I got off. The first question is where
are you? Who am I? And what day of the
week it is? Have you already read this? Have you?
I suppose you had one yesterday, it'd still fail it. Okay,
I need to change it up a little bit if
you had one yesterday, because otherwise, you know all the
answers to these questions as girlfriend's birth they would be

(18:00):
a good start. Hang on, I never knew that he
doesn't know that? Who does doesn't know his own breakfast already?

Speaker 6 (18:08):
Archy Hey guess what we raised sixty four thousand dollars
with the Great New zeal On teoff the Vollet Great
New zeal On Tioff last week. So thanks to everyone
who tested tea to three four eight three and the
Great newsy On teo off. The Valet Great Zion Tioff
is on the twenty fifth of November the first of December,
so a week of golf and even if you didn't
win in the auction, it's basically an excuse to play

(18:30):
golf and say you're doing it for.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Your mental Absolutely sixty four thousand dollars, so it's a
lot of money.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
Yeah, towards November. All goes towards November. Oli Bradshaw and
the team, well done. And we've got the winner of
the Tiati trip that we're hosting where you get a
round of golf at Tiatro Links, dinner, accommodation. Look out
for the ACC Socials this afternoon for the winner of that.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Hey, this text on three for it too is just
talking about Mashi with his hia, which will put your
crue a little bit. Later on, you said you didn't
know you your girlfriend Lauren's birthday. Interestingly, a number of
texts of text in and told us what her birthday is.
Eighteenth of December. You told us last week's is this text? Yeah?
Look someone else said that it's the eighteenth of December.
I know Laurreen's birthday. How come, MESHI doesn't your breakfast faithful?

(19:15):
Faithful and more Lauren focused than theirs? Focused? And fine
they should be. She's the best of us. She is
coming up after seven o'clock. The most popular wedding dance
songs for the dance floor, the most popular wedding song.
So if you're on the dance floor celebrating a wedding, yep,
what are you most likely to hear?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Mine was Monday, my back, lift them up and.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Munt Interesting that one doesn't come up even on the
top fifty, which is interesting. Also, please explain to eug
Lane regarding the Auckland Marathon.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
Oh yes, I've got received a lot of feedback.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, actually from my partner Toulsi. Actually it just happened
to see what you're up to there at the Auckland Marathon.
It's just say, highly illegal activity. Interesting and black cap legend?
Was I texting last night about that great series victory?

Speaker 6 (20:05):
Interesting? I've got I've got an inkling, he's a sparkle
in your eye.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
The hood Ack You breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio Hurdarchy, News, Entertainment,
sport and music.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
There are available everywhere on the iHeart radio app. Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Nice to have your whip us this morning on a
heartachy briefast, Monday, the fourth of November twenty twenty four.
What a weekend of sport. Acc hit g Lane joins
us this morning. It's this meshy.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Yeah, what a weekend. Holy molly. There was Aukland Marasons
going on. There was the Breakers, there was the Aukland AFC.
There was the Phoenix, there was Tonga, there was the
All Blacks.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
There's a cricket.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
There was a cricket.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
It was it was crazy, it was crazy. There was
something for everyone. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
If you didn't enjoy that in the weekend, you haven't
got a pulse. The Formula ones just finished. The strap
On has one another one. He's won the Brazilian Grand Prix.
I started seventeenth on the grid. I think Liam Lawson
might be in the points as well. I think he
might have finished ninth.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
I've got a problem with Max for step and every
time I look at him, I just see a centipede.
I just see. I feel like he looks like a
centipede was a human.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
He's got great he's got to stepping suspiciously good teeth.
Fan strep On.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I think they have been recently.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Yeah, okay, he's got eyes the Veneer. He's got a
new teeth. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
He hasn't gone too horrendous with the Veneers though, because
you know, when you get the new Veneers you can
sometimes like a little bit like you've got a couple
of white boxes in your mouth.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Yeah, I had a friend your heads Veneer he has
Vania's done bumped into him on the golf course and
opened his mouth. Is that he didn't really want to
expect that your face?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
No, well, you probably hadn't seen this team. He's probably
been hiding for the last twenty five years, not smiling.
All of a sudden he smiles at you. Oh yeah,
like Mark Richardson, you're saying you're happy. That's weird.

Speaker 5 (21:53):
The Ducky Breakfast with Jeremy Wells, a radio.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Gi Lane joins us this morning, boy boy. That game
yesterday morning England versus New Zealand from Twickenham. She was
an absolute nail bier in the end, England being defeated
by the All Blacks twenty four to twenty two. There
was a penalty in the last couple of minutes. Sprayed
it sprayed, it hit the post, bounce back, Patrick Tupelotto

(22:20):
took the ball, dropped it, knocked it on. All of
a sudden, there's a bloody scrum. Next thing you know,
England are on attack again. They have an opportunity to
drop a goal. All was in there at slow Here
we go, here we go. He's missed it and he
must have that snific game. I mean, they could have

(22:43):
probably held onto the ball for a little bit longer,
maybe tried to make a penalty. I don't know. It
was an interesting They went for the drop goal quite
early on there. They must have been to me. England,
with the probably the better team, we somehow managed to
win the game.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Classic England. They had three pots at a drop goal
throughout the game. They had a drop goal within the
first ten minutes, They had another one just before halftime,
missed both and they missed the last one. Deserve it
sucked in. I hate England and I hate the way
they drop goal everything.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Yeah, well, I hate the way they basically tried to
win by penalty. So they had so many opportunities where
we were under all sorts of pressure and then they
just kicked three and go back, and we were like,
thank god for that, because if we ever play South Africa,
they just kick it into the corner and then they
they play for a yellow card.

Speaker 6 (23:26):
Now, yeah, they get the human centerpede going and try
in the corner. I must admit though, I did enjoy
the fact they kicked so many penalties. I had fifty
bucks on or four more penalties kicked by England. Oh wow,
paying four dollars what came in before just about before halftime?

Speaker 8 (23:42):
What?

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Yeah, so there you go, thank you for being dangerously boring.
But Angus Gardner, the Australian referee, well he's a top
to a wounder any.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
He was the star of the show, Angus Gardner. But
I remember there's a video while back with him where
the IRB put it out Whens were taking a little
bit of a hammering around the world for the fact
that they were getting too involved in the game and
instead of just the ib saying hey, refs, don't don't
be the star of the game. You know, it's not
really about you. Obviously, reff as well as you can. Look,
I've got a lot of time for refs. You know

(24:13):
someone's got a reff something I want to do. These
are professional, yeah, but I mean reffing's are obviously an
important part of rake bit. It's a important part of
the game. You need a ref and people make calls good, bad, whatever,
that's fine. It's the style in which you do it
that seems always interesting to me. And Angus Garden is
a video that emerged and he goes out into fields
by himself in Australia and imagine referees, so his shadow referees.

(24:38):
He pretends that a game is going on.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
With no zero players, zero zero, no props.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
Nothing, and he's just on a field and he's running
around with his whistle, actually with a whistle. And have
a listen to this.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
I jump on a pitch and just picture a few scenarios.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
Reff a few phases.

Speaker 9 (24:58):
Goes through my process, like a scrimmage situation but without players. Guys,
really good work on the last scrum it was good height, no.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
Keep it up. That's kind by Hilf in the field.
So it goes through the call. What do I like
to say? Okay, boys knock on there.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
We're going back to the penalty.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
He didn't whistle. He didn't even have a whistle.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
That's not real.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
That's not real. That's part of it.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
That's part of a skit.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
No, it's not around. If it's a skit, it's the
it's the best Rugby parody parody, says humor you've ever
seen in my entire life. The but where he there's
a bit where he diffuses an imaginary yellow card situation.

Speaker 6 (25:48):
Here he whistles the beers.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Okay, so does he What did you say, Jerry? Some
kind of he's talking. He talks through like a scenario.
I think it's just that. But the okay, thro a
scenario with the captains and he starts to talk to
them about an imaginary scuffle that's happening. Okay, what are
you up to? Oh? Here we go.

Speaker 9 (26:11):
Remember some of the qualities that I bring is just
the communication, being able to relate well to players.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
It's David time off. Here we go.

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Captain, you too, Calm down and you guys just speak
to your teams for continue to have this trend down.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Here and you might lose someone.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
There's no idea. You're talking to yourself. The best part
about that.

Speaker 6 (26:34):
As he goes you're going to lose someone and a
group of runners go past the athletics track twenty meters
away from him.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
You haven't seen that, You've got to look it up
on Facebook. Gardener training. Yeah, referees himself. I'll try and
get that up on our socials.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Good news Leam Lawson, King Knights and the Brazilian Grand
Prix again.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh keyw in the rain in Brazil at breakfast over
Accre Glane is in with us this morning. There was
sport on for young and old. There's professional sport, there
was an amateur sport, there was team sport, there was
individual sport on the weekend. But I'm told acc here
Glane that some people saw you while they were running

(27:16):
the Auckland Marathon. In fact, my partner Toldsey saw you
while she was running the Auckland Marathon. And let's just
say you're doing something that's probably regarded as highly inappropriate.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
I know I didn't think it was inappropriate at the time.
I mean, look, I might have been out on the
street just supporting my fellow athletes.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Okay, how did you support your fellow athletes? So you're
out your your house if the route for the Auckland
Marathon goes past your house, yep, right past your front door.
And so normally what people would give they maybe take
the kids out. They maybe dress up and some and
some merch of some kind. And I don't know what
you do dress up and running gear, running gear, you know,

(27:57):
a singlet and some tight shorts, and you'd wave some
kind of flag. But that's not what you did. You
moved a couch out, by the sounds of it, and
then crushed cans of booze while people are running past.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
It was a Sunday morning. I thought it was the
only way to honor my fellow athletes was to you know,
plung a couch out next to the road. And you know,
I wasn't planning on drinking anything, but the moment got
away on me. As you know, about eighteen thousand people
stream past, you know, hotties left right and sender something
for the mums and the dads as well, just coming past,

(28:34):
and got the better of me, and so I started
crushing tins. Saw a lot of people. I didn't see Toulsi,
I didn't see TOSSI, but I saw a lot of
people on You copped a bit of abuse, which was
always good, did you Yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Okay, what sort of abuse did you get.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
If ug Lane? Stuff like that, Just general stuff like that,
if South Canterbury, which is quite common for those a
gender fans out there, bit of that, But I thought
I did pretty well. We played music. I played music, Yes,
played lots of music. Kind of motivational music.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Was that for the runners?

Speaker 6 (29:03):
Yeah, you got to pump it up, play Sandstorm over
and over again. Neighbor wasn't too happy. Came over and
had a few issues because that was from six in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Oh right, okay, that's quite early. Yeah. Yeah, I have
run that marathon before and I can tell you that
the Portoloo toilets beforehand get an absolute hammering.

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yeah, scenes of devastation, shocking, Yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
People are quite excited and nervous. Obviously it's very very
early morning, so there's a lot of a bluting that
needs to be done. It's next level actually, and then
on the on the on the start line, there the
smell that's going around. It's quite intense.

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Look, I trained for months for that. By the way,
I wasn't a spur of the moment thing. I'd been
and I'd had a training regime for about three or
four months on staying up all night and not letting
the plane and be able to peek at the right
time between six and eight in the morning as the
runners went past. So I'm happy to share that training
program with anyone.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Well, you've done it before, haven't you've done the or
from marathon?

Speaker 6 (29:58):
Yeah on behalf did it in full beige licra.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'd like to know your time next to how you
went against my partners the.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Hood a, your breakfast with Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Already Julaane is in this morning. Apparently a number of
people I know ran past you while you're sitting on
the couch crushing cans at six ety in the morning.
It was just so you can I bet you probably
had water in those cans, just so you could sit
there and say, look at me, I'm sitting here on
my couch comfortably crushing cans. Well, you're punishing yourself in

(30:29):
this half marathon or marathon. Yeah, any people walking, Oh
my god, were you at the three k up? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Three kme mate. Admittedly, there were some real dreamers the
marathon people came past, and some athletes obviously came past first,
and then about half an hour later, you're dreaming. I
might have said that you're dreaming. You're not finishing this.
You're not finishing this. You're not even getting to the
Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Mate. I love it. You're sitting there giving people stick
and they're thinking, well, where are you, mate? Why you
running it?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
I said, I'm here drinking, drinking cans on the couch.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's not the point.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Ultras though, so they're healthy.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Of your story.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
But every time you do tell me a story of
your weekend, I just think to myself, what was your
family doing at the time. What was your family thinking
at the time?

Speaker 1 (31:12):
What were they up to? Were they just incide? Where
there they go?

Speaker 4 (31:16):
All right, kids, Dad's out there just crushing tins, watching
having a pervet, a couple of hobbies that are running past.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
He'll force them to sit there with them.

Speaker 6 (31:23):
Oh yeah, thank you, Ralph with it.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I mean, that's that's another whole problem with sprites.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
This is why people like you should not be reproducing
late still late MESHI, Yeah, there's no giving back.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Thank God, they're out there in the world. I've seen them.
Don't worry. They're out there and they the apple doesn't
fall far from the tree. I don't worry about that.
Coming up about seven point thirty, are we're going to
chat to former Black Cap coach Mike Hearson joins us
on the show a professor hess question for her is

(31:54):
Gary Stid the greatest ever New Zealand cricket coach. I'm
sure he can weigh in on that. I think it
was commentating for the for the Indians for Indian broadcast.

Speaker 6 (32:05):
Yeah, I think he contributes to their like pre and
midsh kind of test show yea via kind of Skype
or whatever or zoom or are we going to give
Meshia concussion too?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Yep, we're going to give Meshi an h i a
concussion test. We're not going to give him an actual concussion.
And he did that to himself yesterday playing AFL with
the with the arm wrap tackle and then straight onto
the head. Nasty. Actually, it's a problem with the AFL.
A lot of injuries. AFL put them through a test.
There's some interesting questions. I'm not sure that he could
answer those questions before he had the test, To be honest,

(32:37):
I got that concern. This is the issue. Also later
on the Most Popular Wedding dance floor song.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
My Neck, My Back, Lick them Up and Matt, It's
not that one the Hood at.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Your Breakfast with Jeremy Wells available everywhere on the iHeartRadio.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
All Radio seven thirty on the hurd Ache Briekfast Time
for You Laters. News headlines. A morning to celebrate for
kere We cracket fans of black Caps making history in Mumbai.
They've secured a three nil victory in the Test series
against India, making New Zealand the first side to sweep
India at home in a series of three or more fixtures,
and former black Caps coach Mike Keessen joins us next

(33:18):
to talk about the game and the series. Auckland will
be getting into the holiday spirit this year with a
giant new Christmas tree. The tree will be over eighteen
meters tall and decorated with over ten thousand lights, four
thousand pu Hutakawa flowers and two hundred giant ball balls.
It will be erected later this month between Britamart and

(33:39):
Commercial Bank.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Can you remember the last time they tried to install
a giant Christmas tree in Auckland. The helicopter got caught
up in the wire and crashed. Remember that on Tofto
Island and the Via Act they tried to erect a
giant Christmas tree and it went horribly wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
So do you think they haven't tried to erect one
since that incident?

Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh god, bad juju okay is the creepy Christmas Sander
with the come the fingers still and the winking still
going on anywhere?

Speaker 6 (34:03):
The pedo Santa he got he got binned a few
years ago, actually off the top of the farmer's building.
I think he was up for sale. I think he's
down in Warnaica or Queenstown somewhere. Someone bought him. Some
massive sicko bought the pedo Santa with the come hither finger.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
How's the kind of thing you'd do? And Max Verstappan
has won the Brazilian Formula One Grand Prix in salth
paulaw Liam Lawson's finished ninth to earn two further points
for racing bulls in the Driver's Championship.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
All right, fellas, I found out the answer here. After
nearly six decades on the Queen Street roof of Farmers,
the center with the come hither figure finally retired in
January twenty twenty. It ended up getting snapped up by
Wonka's National Transport Toy Museum and was sold for two
hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
What yeah, why did Wanica's National Transport Toy Museum on it?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Because they're sick?

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I guess it's a toy?

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Is it the mechanical finger that stopped working some years ago?

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Though?

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Because the mechanical index come hither with too creepy for
the best.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
It was a different color too. It was a slightly
brown color, which was the most disturbing bit.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
The hod at You Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on Radio.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Dy SO at eight thirty two last night, the black
Caps made it three from three and it's all over.
It's New Zealand. They're playing tart in.

Speaker 7 (35:19):
A test series and created absolute history.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Look at this. Yeah, it's going to go down in
the anals of New Zealand. Cricket History talks More in
the UK called it arguably this is interesting the greatest
series one of all time?

Speaker 6 (35:34):
Can I also there's a lot of people who don't
conk it their head around it, who aren't cricket fans,
but potentially in rugby terms, I'm comparing this. This is
like it's the Scottish rugby team toward Ossie. They got
beaten by fifty plus points by the Wallabies and then
they came to New Zealand and beat the All Blacks
three nil by twenty points each test. That is the

(35:54):
scale of it. That is like, that is what it
is in rugby terms. This victory there's three Niel drubbing.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
I think you might be right, and former Black Cap
coach Mike Hessen joins us on the line, do you reckon?
That's right? Mike? Do you How where does this rank
in terms of New Zealand cricket series victories? Is it
better than the eighty five eighty six series victory against
Australia and Australia.

Speaker 8 (36:19):
Oh, without doubt there's I mean Australia at that time
or I think d six or seventh thor even eighth
in the world when we won in eighty five. I
mean we've got plenty of joy in Kiwi being Australia
at home, but said they were ranked a lot lower
and India were certainly top of the World Test Championship
at home and conditions that are completely foreign to us. Yeah,

(36:42):
I don't think it's any bigger than that, and certainly
after Sri Lanka as well. I mean, I don't think
the expectation was there. There was, Yeah, an incredible reform. Really,
I think they should be all pretty proud.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Mikeson is this statement true of false? India were focused
on their upcoming tour of Australia. They thought they'd roll
in New Zealand the arrogant bustards, and they're now kind
of embarrassed.

Speaker 8 (37:05):
I'll work in India, sotainer a little bit. But there
was certainly, as I said, there was certainly looking at
the points scoring after India one three nil when they
were sort of forecasting forward in the World Test Championship
case and how many they have to win in Australia.
So it's certainly turn that on its head. And now

(37:28):
they've got to go to Australia and win four nil
to potentially qualify. So yeah, they're certainly gonna have to
rethink their strategy, that's for sure.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
So Mike Hessen, how how does the team celebrate in
India because I mean it's not known for having a
lot of nightclubs and bars and whatnot. What what would
what would their team done last night post lifting? That trophy. Well,
talk us through what kind of usually happens in that
scenario when you're on the subcontinent.

Speaker 8 (37:54):
Well, Trusty, I can assure you that Mumbai, I've got
plenty of nightclops and places you can go with you
if you really wanted to. So I think you guys
have been on a tour over there, you'd find yourself
some good spots. But I reckon what they do is
a lock out of room. There's probably a team room,
and just get some music going and basically just enjoyed
amongst themselves. I don't think it's the sort of time

(38:14):
where you want to go out amongst people you don't know.
It's just the time you just want to enjoy being
together and celebrating all the hard work that's gone into it.
And I'd say they, yeah, some of them would have
stayed a bit longer than others.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
And Mike is do they talk about the game in
that situation? Like, do you go over great moments? Because
I imagine that that's that's a big part of it.
We'll be sharing those great moments with your teammates. But
talking about those moments.

Speaker 8 (38:40):
Ye, noout doubt. I mean, you know you've got some
real cricket nuffies in that group that just you know,
would just talk cricket all the ways. It's exciting, like
you you know, some you have little corners, little pockets
of the room, and then you probably have awards and
stuff for the tour as well. You know, you have
a chance to sort of review reflect on some pretty
impressive times, you know, Player of the Tour things like

(39:02):
that where you're sort of just celebrating each other's success
and when you have moments like this year, you have
to do that.

Speaker 6 (39:08):
It's for sure, speaking of cricket nuff He's like, what's
going to happen with will Young in the team? Came
Williamson stead of the ship is fat? How does how
does he fit back in the team? And what do
you do with a team that's winning like this when
you've got Kayan Williamson on the sideline?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
And then what do you do with AJS battel If
we produce a whole lot of green seamers in New
Zealand to play England in this upcoming series.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
Well the first one just has to find a seat
on the on the chair somewhere because it's so different.
It's sort of there's very much amples and orange. I mean,
as played three tests, hasn't got a wicked in New
Zealand because the ball doesn't turn as you've alluded to,
so you can't just play a spinner for the safe
of it. You know you've got to try and play
the best side to win the game. So you know

(39:52):
he's going to have to sit out and wait for
his next the next tour of the subcontinent where he's
he's exceptional and that hasty Bowles is exceptional on those
ca nitions, but not so much in New Zealand. Will
Young look, I think you look back to the Australian
Test side when they were great, and the actually believe
about some players that were performing as well. And the
unfortunate thing is when you work through that top seven,

(40:14):
the only spot that's available is cane'es one because you're
not gonna drop Machell, you're not gonna drop Ruts and
Devin's found to perform obviously a captain's tom. So it's
really hard to find a spot for Will Young and
I really feel for him because he's been exceptional. But
that's I mean, that's a sign of a good side
when you have to potentially leave out somebody who's performed
so well in the previous series.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
This final question here controversial question for you, Mike, kiss him.
But does this victory and India the first time India
have ever been whitewashed in a series of over two
or more matches. Does this make Gary Stead the greatest
New Zealand coach of all time?

Speaker 9 (40:52):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (40:52):
Look, I think has to. I think he's. I mean
I really feel for Gar. I mean, when you've done
a job for that long to keep to reinvigorating the
group as a real challenge, and he's certainly done that.
And look he's got the spoils for it.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
And absolutely, Mikeyson, thank you so much for your time
this morning. Always great to chat to you.

Speaker 8 (41:15):
Sure. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
There's Mike's former Black Caps coach.

Speaker 6 (41:18):
That was good of them. It would have been easy
to come back to that question and say, if you
will hang up.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I thought maybe he might there.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
This is the Hury Breakfast, the Hurchy Breakfast.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Already Julane is in with us this morning, So Glane,
you'll be interested in this because I know how you
love to get a clap on on a wedding dance floor.

Speaker 6 (41:39):
Oh yeah, look, and there's nothing worse than there's these
of the people you got to look out for at weddings
as well as the person that's just got married. So
the first wedding after they've got married, because I've had
so much pressure on them, they've had people turned up
to their wedding and drink all their booze and behave terribly.
And the first chance to behave terribly yourself comes up.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
You take it. Yeah, I know those sorts of people. Well,
there's a study that's just come out and apparently there's
a song which is the most popular wedding dance floor hit.
It's a nineteen eighties classic which is guaranteed to get
guests and the newly weds, I suppose as well on
the dance floor. So in a recent study by Breziit,

(42:20):
which is a wedding and events vendors, Whitney Houston's I
Want to Dance with Somebody came in number one.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
Yeah cliche, What a cliche? I mean, if you're playing
this as your first dance, you're a massive wonder. Well.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Apparently two thousand wedding themes Spotify playlist containing four forty
nine thousand tracks and total were analyzed and that appeared
on four hundred and eighty four playlists. Twenty four percent
of the playlists had that in it, higher than any
other song. Also, ABBA's Dancing Queen wasn't.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Then why does the heck to have dancing it?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Pleas well? This one doesn't because ushays.

Speaker 6 (43:02):
Yeah, yeah, you can get him down and dirty on
this one.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You can get the.

Speaker 6 (43:08):
Mother on lump to start grinding the mother in law.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Oh yeah, so you're clapping consider over the top of us.
Oh god, this has taken me back mas. She I
went to a party once and me and Gulane went
to this party. Look, we had a reasonably large day
going into it, but Gulane was dancing away having a
great time. I was also having a great time. And

(43:34):
then someone tapped me on the shore and said, is
that you're And this was at a party that where
people didn't know who Gelame was, And someone tapped around
the show and say that is that your friend there?
And I said yes, and he said you want to
take him home as clapping is really really loud and
it's annoying people. So I had to I had to
take him home.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I mean the first time I went to a party
with Julie was I believe down in Napes at the
Black Barn there and I saw the clapping action for
the first time, but I heard people talk about it.
Until you see it in person, you can't quite hit around.
What what kind of power this clap maintains on a
dance floor?

Speaker 6 (44:04):
Hey, let's get away from the clap. Talking to wedding songs,
one of the greatest videos I've ever seen was this
song here by d Sharon and the groom unfortunately was
in a wheelchair and this They played this song for
their first game.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
On Sorry mate, I'm just working on that and this
one here When your legs don't work like they're used
to before, okay, so you can't do that?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Wow, great wedding DJ. He nailed it.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
He nailed Did he know what he was doing?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
I don't know, but he nailed the brief.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
When your legs don't work like they're used to before.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
And I can't sweep you off your feet, there is
the next line there, so there you go. Yes, I
can't believe that wasn't in the top top five.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
That one's up featuring anywhere. This is good on a
wedding dance floor. David Bowie Rebel. Oh go Jesus, Chris,
this is a great clapper. Get out of the studio.
Well you out of the studio, Get out, get out.
I'm just gonna put.

Speaker 10 (45:06):
Your mud down to lane slowly, but she'll be all right, okay.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Box off the Duchy Breakfast all Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You call that news you can use there three minutes
to eight on the Hierarchy Breakfast. A see here g
Lanes in this morning. Man, she's here too.

Speaker 4 (45:28):
I just had a look what's coming up in the
next out of this radio show Strap yourself in New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
We're hitting all the big issues. Cleanliness in the kitchen.
How often should you change your discloth? It's a Monday news,
It's a Monday week. It's a good question. We have
to come out of the gates hotter than this.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Yeah, you've got an issue, Jeremy. So I've you know,
your lovely partner TOOLSI once said to me, as you
were running around a party cleaning up the party, she said,
have you ever been to a party? And go whoa
there was a clean party? Who's ever been to a party?
And said, and I said, no one? And she has
exactly Then why is he doing that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
I'm doing it to try and create some space prepared.
If you ever go to a party and everybody's drinking
out of bottles and cans and all that sort of stuff,
and all the cans get sit around on you know,
on on your island where everyone's sitting, then you've got
nowhere to put your drink and you don't know which
drinks yours and which drinks someone else's, and you get
lost on it. So I'm just trying to tidy things
up and make it a nice environment for people.

Speaker 4 (46:25):
Can I just say you would have to have a
party for about three weeks straight, that's even with Gilay
in there, to be able to fill up half of
the island, I think in your kitchen.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Wow, I think you say that me. She The last
time we were there, the whole island was full, every
single bit the surface was. People were smoking Siggi's and
putting it out in the in the fruit bowl. It
was all going on at vacuum. Okay, all right, I
will not vacuum while the party is going on.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
That is a terrible line.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
If someone fires up a diceand halfway through a party,
that's not good.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
How that party was so tidy. It was a tidy party.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Also, after all, we're going to perform an h I
A test on MASHI because you got concustest to this.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Day with us the Hurchy Breakfast with Jeremy Wells on
Radio Hurdarchy, News, Entertainment, sports and music. There are available
everywhere on the radio app Jeremy Wells.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
On Welongs to the Hordeche you breakfast. It's my mate.
The fourth of November twenty twenty four. Mashes here this morning.
Good morning miss Wells and cust and acc here g
Lane joins.

Speaker 6 (47:30):
Us morning wedding. I prefer a can caust mash to
be honest, punch him in the head before each show.
Just I don't know, it's something a bit more of
a personality comes out when he's can cast.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That is, we're going to put him through an h
HIGH A Head injury assessment test. So charming as always, Gilian,
welcome along this morning. It might shock you actually some
of these questions because I always wonder what does the test?
What does the test entail? You know, when a player,
say Cody Taylor, who went off for an HIA over
the weekend against England, talking them what are they What

(48:03):
are they doing when they are asking them these cautions?
What are they doing? They're running them through walking along
a line. They obviously there's a physical examination, etcetera. But
what is it We're going to put Meshi through the test.
And the interesting part is part of the memory test
remembering some of these things. I think you're going to
struggle with this, Meshi. Okay, right, smoke, it's going to

(48:23):
be very very hard to remember some of these things.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
They breakfast already.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Scad g Lane is in with us this morning. Meshes
here as well. A Meshi. You had a little bit
of a head knock yesterday, I escap, which is no good.
You seem okay. In all seriousness, you seem okay. So
that's that's good.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Rough day yesterday, jokes aside for a moment. Yeah, but
of a weird one. I've not really had to many
head knocks in my time.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I haven't played I.

Speaker 6 (48:49):
Don't believe that. I mean not, I don't believe that
for a second.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Not on the sports field, I haven't. Okay, yeah, I haven't.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
I've never really played contact sport until I've played AFL
this season.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Well, you you were, you played football didn't you played
soccer footy? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, that's right. So you're not
going to get many head contacts in goal dearly, No,
that's right. So yeah, this was the first one.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I know, I look rough night, but other than that,
feel like hey now, but I understand fellas you're worried
about my performance as always.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Actually to be fair, Yeah, and I've got the head
Injury Assessment tool for the International Rugby Board here, So
this is what happens when someone gets a head knock. Okay,
so this is the official hi A check that we
do for professional sports. That's from the I because they
do a whole lot of symptom checks, like let's just
let's just go through all that sort of stuff, you know,
like do you have a headache, yes, okay. Do you

(49:36):
have any dizziness? Not not this morning? No?

Speaker 6 (49:39):
Are you bleeding from the ears?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
I think so okay. Are you vomiting?

Speaker 4 (49:45):
No? No not not this morning. Blurred vision not this morning?
Does light worry you at all?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Is like worry always is light or noise concerning?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Yeah, I was a bit sensitive this morning when I
was first waking up to sound and screen. Yeah, but
feeling all right now, g.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Lane was clapping in your ear. Would you be pissed off?

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Yep, I mean that is just the general there. I mean,
that's that's weird that they've got that in the Is
that really in the official.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
H A eighties?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
You can trigger some people?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay, what triggers everybody? Do you feel as though you're
slowing down?

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I mean, yeah, it's been a gradual slow down I
think for me over the past decade or so.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Do you feel in the fog it's been a couple
of years of on the Yeah, there's always in the fog.
Do you feel I'm well, yeah, I suppose so. Do
you have an erection? Is that on the I just
checked that one something I thought that I'd just put.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
In there so.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Get into getting These are the questions here, which you
know as obviously the So you got those ones, that's
that's just a symptom check that the doctor does. Then
these are the the maddox what's called the maddox questions?
So what venue? This is what we're going to ask you.
What venue are we at today? MESHI, We're in the
hard che studio today. Okay, so you got that? Care

(51:01):
which half is it? Now? Of the show? The second half.
That's creep who scored last in the match?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
I'd say that was probably me. I feel like I've
had quite a good day to day on the show.
I feel like I've been performing. I'd say that I've
got some points on the board today.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
That's incorrect, that's incorrect. What team did you play last week? Mesh?
What team did you play for? Now? Look forgive me.
I'm starting to feel slightly confined to the question. What
do you mean? What team did that? Did you play? Breakfast?
Do you mean? Is it radio show related? Or is

(51:36):
it football related? And I'm confused? Is it sexual? Had
to know? Really, isn't it? No? No, I've always been
playing for the same to anyway, did your team when
or lose last week? When? Okay? Interesting? Okay, here we go. Now,
this is the bit. This is the bit that's gonna
I think that's going to trip you up, but I'm
not sure whether this would have tripped you up. Anyway.
Here we go. You have to repeat these things after me? Okay,

(51:59):
you peak them after me? No, you're really okay? Baby,
maybe Key Perfume, Sunset Iron, repeat them back, please, baby, Monkey,
Sunset Iron.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
No, you must Okay, here's the next one candle paper
sugar sandwich wagon.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Candle paper sugar sandal wagon. Jesus, okay, this is the
third one here, elbow apple, carpet saddle bubble. Can you
slow down please? That's the whole idea elbow apple.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Oh no, okay, you're you're sandal No.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
That was from the previous one. Can you give me
those one? Give me those? Just give PIXI camble. We
need pixi ca some call h Can you give those
to me one more time? That's not the way it works.
I feel like it should be. You don't get to
repeat it.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Over and note I get out of here on Knox
and sense into here, idiot.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
You guys need me more than I need you.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
The Hood at breakfast with Jeremy Wells already.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
G laye in with us this morning. And a perfect
person to weigh in on hygiene issues is a man
of great hygiene. Absolutely, always cleaning your nether regions, always
cleaning the bits that most people don't want to go to.
So there's an article over the weekend and it's around
dish cloths. Yep, what's your policy around dishcloths?

Speaker 6 (53:31):
Well, the first policy is don't double don't double dip,
don't use them as romance rags as well. Just keep
them in the kitchen. That'd be my first My first
rule is keep it in the kitchen. Once it starts
smelling like cat your iron, you need.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
To wash it. Okay, you've got a problem with your
cat though, yeah, we need so. Do you use your
disclost for cleaning up your cat crap?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
No?

Speaker 6 (53:50):
I don't. No, I don't, but it gives that general
smell about it. Isn't it a dishcloth? So are you?
Are you a disposable one? You know the blue blue
ones that you rip off and then do you chuck
down chuck cloth? Yes?

Speaker 1 (54:04):
No, I don't use the chucks, to be honest, because
I don't find it's absorbent enough. Instead, I go with
the double ficked sponge. You know the sponges that you hear,
but they don't the trick with the sponge. You've got
to make sure that you squeeze it out, particularly at nighttime,
you know, otherwise it sits there for a period of
time you talking about something else that I know what

(54:25):
you're doing there, but it's slightly different. But you squeeze
it out because if it's damp. If it's moist, then
it holds onto its bacteria, and essentially you're just smearing
that bacteria all around your surfaces of your kitchen. Although,
to be fair, does anyone really care about the bacteria,
Like you can't see it, I don't bacteria to me.

(54:45):
If you can't see it, it doesn't exist. That's that's my
that's my feeling on this.

Speaker 6 (54:48):
Okay, So you're a huge fan of just smearing your
kitchen bench with cambeller back to just if you can't
see it, if it makes the marble shine or the
marble pop, Yeah, you're just quite heavy for that camberler
back just to be there.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
If it looks tidy. If it looks tidy, it's clean.

Speaker 6 (55:03):
It's a tidy bacteria, it's a good well.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Otherwise, how do you know we're bacteria's? I mean someone's Okay,
so someone's been someone's been, you know, touching up some
chicken's some raw chicken, and then they've been touching the
top of the surface, Like how would you how would
you know? How do you know where it is? It
might be anywhere, it could be on a tap. Just
you have to go around worrying about where germs are
all the time. It's like, come on there, germs everywhere.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
Okay, So what's your policy then? What you've got your sponge? Yep,
you've got your spongy sponge.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Very yellow one.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
How many days of your yellow sponge of your SpongeBob
SquarePants type sponge are you rolling before you're biffing.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
It until it becomes discolored and stinks even when you
squeeze it out. Yeah, the discoloring I think is a
good place to start. The discoloring is. And I don't
use it on the floor. You only use it for
the for the top of the bench. Yeah, no course,
and I don't use it in my I don't use
it for my ablutions. No one was thinking that you
would just used to mainly mop up excess water, which

(55:59):
is a on the sainc have to you have clean dishes,
et cetera. Okay, how long on average do you think that
would be in terms of days? I reckon a week? Interesting, Yeah,
which I think is quite a lot.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
As into what expensive, Yes, then you're going through quite
a few sponges only. Yeah, how much do you think
of sponges?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I'm going to say the sponge would be four to
fifty for a pack of three.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Well, the reason we're talking about this is because there's
a new article that's come out on things you need
to do to make sure your kitchen stays clean. And
the first one is replace your main disc closh or
sponge daily. Bacteria thrives in damp Okay.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Hold on, this is a report that's been clearly commissioned
by Big dish Cloth, Big Cloth, Big Cloths involved in this.
You can't do it every day. That's going to bankruptcy.

Speaker 4 (56:42):
We have to come back and have a bit more
of a chat about this article because there's some other
strange things that you have to be doing in your
kitchen to.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Keep it tidy. Apparently, can we not? Yeah, actually we cannot.

Speaker 8 (56:52):
No.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
This is an important issue affecting Kiwis. People care about this.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Use entertain the sports available.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
Everywhere on the ray out. Johnny Wells on.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Radio, It's eight thirty one time for you latest news headlines.
Newpolland shows that Kamala Harris is just ahead of Donald
Trump in this week's US presidential election. The election remains
neck and neck and many key battleground states could go
either way. So it's Weddnesday. New Zealand time I.

Speaker 6 (57:22):
Reckon, the Orange man is going to take it. Are
going to take I reckon. He's going to be their own.
It's going to be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
She's she's close if The interesting thing is if he
doesn't take it, So he's not going to go down graciously.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
He is going to storm the hell again.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Well, of course he's not going to go down great.
I mean, he's never done anything gracious in his life,
so he's not going to go. Okay, good on, you,
well done, Kamela. You deserve to win. So can you
imagine him doing that? No, and then the other thing
he does. If he doesn't win, he will hang around
for another four years and he will go again. The
Republicans can't get rid of him, at least if he
does become president. This is the this is the end.

(58:00):
He can only do four more years and under US constitution,
the constitutional law, you can't do any more than two terms.
So that's him. Auckland is. We'll have to wait a
while to learn what a second what Matar Harbor Crossing
will look like. Transport Minister Simeon Brown has told m
ZTA to look at two designs, a tunnel and a
bridge option. Oh that's good, glad them a bridge your way,

(58:20):
a tunnel out your way.

Speaker 6 (58:21):
Yeah great.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Your people people who didn't put don't want a bloody tunnel.

Speaker 6 (58:26):
I don't want to. We don't want to eat your
sort out there. We want anyone out there. So it's
a one road in, one road out situation.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
And Max for Stappan has won the Brazilian Formula one
go on pre Liium. Lawson finished ninth. Is that good?
Finishing ninth?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Yeah, it is because there's twenty there's twenty cars, yep.
And he's racing in a car that's not great okay,
it's the Racing Bulls car and to get points is
the top ten get points because it's a sliding scale
and for him to get points as great. He beat
Lewis Hamilton. He importantly he beat Sergio Petties yep, who
was the other Red Bull Racing driver to fin strap on.
That's the seat they're all going for and he beat

(59:00):
him again. So Liam Lawson he's doing good work.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Okay. And the rain too. Yeah, it was tough race
by the looks of it.

Speaker 5 (59:07):
You breakfast with Jeremy Wells al radio.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Right, let's get back to dish cloths, we do.

Speaker 6 (59:15):
We're going to get back to the dishcloth. Can we
be a bit more succinct on what we're going to
talk about with dishcloth.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Well hygiene, dishcloth hygiene, okay, And I know that you
run a reusable cloth.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
We run, yeah, we run a homemade homemade crochet cloth
a bit like sex or seven of them. So once
they get a bit mankey, check them in the in
the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
And is it mankey to the smell? Yeah, okay, and
the touch and the touch okay, okay, So if you
get what build ups megma crowd crud sort of around it,
that's when it goes.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
It starts to turn into bit of cardboard. You need
to kind of hit it on the bench and it's
hard you stick that in the washing machine.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
Sorry, Joy, really quickly. Is there any other cloths around
the house that are also homemade? Out of curiosity?

Speaker 6 (59:55):
Yeah, there's the face cloth in the bathroom. Never get
the face cloth in the and the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
One. The difference between the two colors.

Speaker 6 (01:00:02):
One's green and then you've got the romance rag which
is blue. So and the thing with the blue is
it's a difficult color because it does look like a
massacre of snails.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Yeah, you've had some problems with blue linen in the past,
so it doesn't surprise me that you've gone back to
the same color. And maybe it does. Yellow I would
have thought would have been better for the Romance rag.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I didn't choose the colors, but yellow is so clearly
kitchen those jury yellow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yeah, I feel like just yellow as the kitchen color.
But then so is green. Actually, know I think about it.

Speaker 6 (01:00:35):
It's not blue blue, the color of romance blue.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
It is for dudes, I suppose. Yeah, So one of
these cloths made of that you're operating in the Laine household,
are they old undies?

Speaker 6 (01:00:45):
And that's a it's a kind of a wool. It's
a wool kind of yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Okay, because then our family were you used to have
the rag draw? Do you guys? Do you guys have
the rag Yeah, my parents and they've still got a
rag draw operating, which is sort of a collection of
my father's old white wife front jockeys and the rags
triple XL that's that's the rags we.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
Had andies in our rag basket as well. Yeah, and
there's a couple of wife pleases, you know singlets yep,
same as ours. My dad's singings will be in there.
They clean up a mess. Yeah yeah, fine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
But so ill broken t shirt off? What happened to
the rag draws? Actually, that's a good point, the list
of them now, No.

Speaker 6 (01:01:24):
They're still around. They're still around because you need you
need the rag draw You need to get on the
rags when you're doing polishing polishing stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Yes, exactly. And when are you doing that? When are
you polishing stuff, polishing the family silver with the brasso?
When you get the brasso out, I've never I don't
have any bro I don't own brasso. That's not a
that's not a thing that I've got.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
Shoe cleaning, then here you go, oh yeah, you get
on the rags for.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
That, okay, shoe cleaning, dusting, dust dust, your duster, dusting
with a duster. What's a duster? Well, some of those
fluffy sort of things that you that you get, oh
and that you get them in the extension pole nowadays, no, because.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
That's a big tickler.

Speaker 4 (01:02:07):
They're perverted exactly, see because people are you used them
for things like tickling.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Okay, so the main one of the main points around
around cleanliness in the kitchen is regularly cleaning the dishwasher
seals and sink areas.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
Okay, this is according to a new article by the
way that this is just not you coming up with
this often.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
No, this is an article that's been commissioned by Big
dish Cloth Chucks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
Yeah, Big Chucks.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
So they're saying, regularly clean dishwasher seals. Oh they do stink.

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Oh yeah, they go mouldy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
It's gross. Yeah, they can stink. Clean the cutlery drawer
once a month. I've never cleaned a coutlor draw in
my life. That one sinks once a week. Clean the sink, ye,
I'm happy to do that. Sure, what does that for me?
And the range hood? Apparently? Clean the filter yep, hot
soapy water. You can even put them through the dishwasher.

Speaker 6 (01:02:55):
You can put your cat through the dishwasher too. On
the short wash. Okay, you're got to pull all the yeah, yeah,
you gotta pull the trays out and then put a
little basket in there to keep it comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
They love it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
The Darkey Breakfast with Jeremy Wells already r.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Dy Lacy he Julane is in this morning rude. It
joins us in the studio as well with Mashy and
a great moment for New Zealand sport if you're a
cricket fan, a black Cat fan, a lifelong black Cat fan,
like all of us are in this particular room, arguably
the greatest ever moment in New Zealand away from home
Test series history.

Speaker 6 (01:03:29):
Yeah, because normally, when you're touring the subcontinent, it's like,
oh God, we're going to get smoked, and that invariably happens,
and for some reason, a black Swan event, we've gone over,
We've been our ass's handed to us by Sri Lanka
and the lead up so it's like, oh god, We've
got three tests and poone, Wankidi and Bangalore Bangalore, Oh god.

(01:03:52):
And then we turn around, we went all three. We pull
their little pants down and we spank their little bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
Yeah. And last night in celebration watching the final sort
of when they needed about fifty runs to win, sifty
runs to win, then we got punt. And with that review,
brilliant review, great review from Tom Lathan, a terrible review
after that from AJS Patel with that LBW but still
I thought, oh god, that's going to come back a
Butterson house. But she was tense. There's nothing more exciting

(01:04:20):
than a tight tearst finish.

Speaker 6 (01:04:23):
Our WhatsApp groups going off left, right and cinder. I
couldn't keep up with the chat I send. I was
sending wrong abuse to wrong check groups, like, you know,
is this the most out of shape international team of
all time? Seeing that, I'll get rid of Fattie, seeing
I'm just firing them out, And then I went be auble,
I see get rid of Fatti to my mum. My
family group got an awkward response to what I said, Oh, sorry,

(01:04:44):
wrong group.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Sorry mum.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Yeah, then you get that thing that said this message
has been deleted. Yeah, it's always like what was that messaging?
So rudy, you've done some maths? No one, this isn't
called rude mats and ruder. Ruder can crunch the numbers.
Executive producer r liked like no one else. And this
is around the World Test Championship. Yes, of course, World
Test Championship points on on offer for that match and

(01:05:08):
New Zealand before is this this is currently the World
Test Championship points table as it sits now, Ruder.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Yeah, that one at the top there where we're fourth. Okay,
that says it sits at the moment. Australia first and
your second, Trillanth, third, New Zealand and fourth. Now I've
gone deep because of course before the India series, all
the talk was, well we've lost AUSTRALIANCA.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
There's no way.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
We're going to make that World Test Championship final and
repeat what we did in twenty twenty one. Because of
course people expected New Zealand to lose three nil. However
it's gone the other way. So I've gone over the figures.
I've gone over all the series between now and next May.
First thing we need to do, beat England three nil.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
Easy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Surely we can see that right.

Speaker 6 (01:05:47):
It kicks off in about three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah, that's right, is it? November twenty eight? First Test? Yep,
we'll be commentating that, okay, and we'll be producing a
green Seama down there, no doubt, with a little bit
of paying bounce and heavy. That's the way it normally
works over and a half days. You definitely want to
win the win the toss and bowl first.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Yes, very good, Okay, you've got that right. The other
series that are important to this Australia versus India and
Australia it's five test series. We don't want Australia to
win five now because that will absolutely stuff us as well.
So I'm going four one to Australia or even four
nil including a draw.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Okay, yep, okay, there's a possibility. There's a high chance
that will happen, right, thank you, there's a high change.
I think Australia will definitely pull India's pants down and
spank them. So if they do it four nel, that
would be great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
My next prediction South Africa got four Tests at home,
two against Sri Lanka, two against Pakistan. I think South
Africa will win all four of those.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yep, I think there's a high chance of that happening.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
And then Australia go to Sri Lanka for two Tests
and Sri Lanka were pretty good against us in Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
Okay, this is this is the tricky little bit in here.
So what do you what are you saying? So Australia
have to lose to Sri Lanka and Sri Lanka two nil.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
And then that means we would play South Africa and
the world tiest championship fun.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Oh wow, lords, well the first the first possibility, it's
do you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
That is more possible than us beating India three?

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Nowthern India?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, tell me I'm wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
So you're saying tell.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Me I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:07:21):
No, look, there's there's a high chance tell me I'm wrong.
Chance tell me I'm wrong. I don't think you're wrong.
He doesn't know what's going on. I lost you a
long time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:29):
Ago, speaking of WhatsApp groups going off like mine? Was you?
You were pissing. You went straight to the top, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Well in these situations, you know when obviously monumental moments
in New Zealand cricket, you need to go to the top.
And I just happened to have Sir Richard Headley's phone number.

Speaker 6 (01:07:46):
Were you drinking? Were you like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
You know what? I think he was because he replied
really quickly.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
So what did you say to him?

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
I said to him, what a great day for the
New Zealand cricket to whitewash out Indian team and their
own conditions, so hard to do. Very proud of those boys.
Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. Then
he came back a time of great joy and celebration.
Fancy beating them at their own game with Spin being
the winner. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark, exclamation mark. Now for

(01:08:15):
the Poms on home soil should create a lot of interest.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Oh that's quite a long detailed message.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, and he probably thought, well, that's hopefully the end
of Jeremy. He's not going to come back to me.
But no, I came back.

Speaker 6 (01:08:25):
He returned fire.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
I love the way we attack. This is me. I
love the way we attack this. Spinner's easy thing to
do in theory, but very hard to pull off. Choosing
to bat and Bangalore spoke volumes. I reckon India assumed
they just walk over us. I bet they were thinking
about that Australian tour. Wow, this is deep. Pedals comes back.
Oh yes, I think they're very embarrassed and somewhat humiliated

(01:08:48):
that our boys had a better and more effective strategy
than them. Coach may not feel too happy. The backlash
in India will be severe. In the old days, their
houses be set on fire? Is still going? Still going?
Came back with ha Yes, amazing. No team's ever whitewashed
them at home and a three or more tier series
before not even any of the great Australian sides featuring

(01:09:10):
s K warn if a GS would have been burnt
back in the day. Now we just have social media
hate awful. This is just a reminder different path here.
This is just.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
If Jeremy Well's ever takes you during the game, doesn't
reply because it's going to be broadcasted.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
He came back. Okay, that is very dangerous and starts
mental health issues. So we've got into the mental health online.

Speaker 6 (01:09:30):
You got there pretty quick.

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Feels like a private conversation and you have a habit
of low scools. Last year in Australia they were bolted
out for thirty six in Adelaide. Should still be a
good series, but the big batting stares need to step
up sis battles.

Speaker 6 (01:09:41):
Okay, you've You've just come across another cricket hundi. You
can communicate with even.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
You And now I've come back, it's still going.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
I did wonder who's going to be last?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Should I keep going? I said, love watching commons. He's
my new favorite great bounce and I said, oh Rock's
got something once he gets this, insists are going His
pals is for me. Hazelwood's the pick of the three.
O'Rourke is a great prospect. He's got all the assets
to succeed. Oh that's nice of soon, sir Dicky. And

(01:10:11):
then and then we went on and.

Speaker 6 (01:10:14):
You've seen pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
God. Yeah, so we had a great back and forth.
It was you had a bit of a finished at
quarter past ten. We just went back and forth. We
stoked that you just shud there with the nation. Back
and forth. Well, interesting insights from from sir Richard. He's
a he's a keen watcher of all New Zealand sport.
Like he's got a massive TV. Because I've sat and
watched him bowling on his own TV actually and with

(01:10:42):
him and on the Lazy Boys, and he he watches
so much sport and he loves it. He genuinely has
a love of all sport.

Speaker 6 (01:10:51):
Excellent. Yeah, I thought you had a spring in your
step this morning. Yeah, you really finished yourself off last night,
didn't you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
How do you know? You know me too well? Imparently
too well. I just can't believe I didn't get him
to bold to me when I went to his house.

Speaker 6 (01:11:04):
He would have happily done that, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Marpe marpet, have a lovely day.

Speaker 7 (01:11:09):
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