09/15/2025 - Toe Jam

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second down and twenty Burrow catches a shotgun snap pump
fakes and Joe, we'll be sacked at the thirty five
yard line or Rik Armstead pulling him down by the feet.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Four jaguars are around him, I mean all four of
the jaguars within an arm's length of.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Joe Burrow, and Burrow's limping. Yeah, you can't have that
limping badly.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
I mean it's you know, you just can't. You can't
do that and give your quarterback.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Joe takes his helmet off and sits down on the turf.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Yeah, well, hopefully he just kind of rolled an ankle
a little bit, and that's what he's kind of was
pointing at wahns Don.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Wallas's team.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
Got into the blade off and then they good and
lose and nah, they're back on track.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
And we will go to the Super bowlting with flying
you don't.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
The only way to explain it is to sayday.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Day day day, who who day day who day day.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
By the way, on TV last night, you were probably
you were probably at the game, right, Sarah.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
I saw two.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
Really awesome games over the weekend. First of all, we
got to give credit to FC Cincinnati clinch in that
playoff spot on Saturday night with under a minute to go,
goal happened right in front of us from Vander and
the Bailey went bonkers. Now second place in the Eastern Conference.

Speaker 9 (01:53):
Okay, but like on TV for the Bengals, they put
the camera right on the escalator. People just island out
of it and you never leave the game early.

Speaker 8 (02:03):
Look at what happened with FCC, and look at what
happened with that final drive in yesterday's.

Speaker 9 (02:09):
Game, WELLC game, they probably heard gunshots are like okay,
we're out of here. Okay, So I watch it, you know,
I was going through and watching, you know, other things
on my phone and all that stuff because the Bills
were playing at the same time, and I was, you know,
back and forth.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
And you know, Jake Browning's good three.

Speaker 7 (02:32):
Interceptions but not bad, no, and he got it done yesterday.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah. And also, look, he didn't get sacked as many
times as Joe.

Speaker 7 (02:43):
Is Joe injury prone or is there a.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Glass Joe? First of all, he gets too anxious and
starts running around, and those guys are defending him where
he stands. So when he starts running out of the
out of the pot stuff, that's where he gets busted.

Speaker 7 (03:02):
It was a messy.

Speaker 8 (03:03):
It was definitely a messy game. Yeah, so twenty seven
look at this, listen to this. Twenty seventeen it was
his hand, twenty twenty has ribs. Oh no, I live here,
I know twenty one his hand, twenty two kneed, twenty
two appendix, twenty two elbow, twenty three calf.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
To don't forget wonder the calf was during a.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Twenty three wrist twenty five is now the toe could
be out for three months if he needs surgery.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
When they would be season ending.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
When they said that the ligaments, it was like, oh, seeya.

Speaker 8 (03:33):
When he can't get himself off the field and he
needs help from two dudes to get him back into
the locker room. Yeah, and then he leaves the stadium
with a boot and some crutches.

Speaker 9 (03:44):
Oh, the TV was pretty good. They were putting the
camera on people's faces.

Speaker 7 (03:48):
It was like, oh, it was so deflating.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I looked up from my TikTok.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
Fifty one year old man scrolling TikTok. It's really funny
to think about.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Well, yeah, there was COVID videos and stuff to.

Speaker 7 (04:02):
Watch, but yeah, I mean it was it was kind
of a wild scene.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
The place was so loud, and man, it got quiet
real fast, not that old quiet down an orange out,
sold out pig Or Stadium like Joe Burrow.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
It was crazy thinking. It's like, you know, all of
a sudden, it's like the guy is getting sacked, getting sacked,
getting sacked, and then when he gets hurt and goes
into the locker room, all of a sudden, Jake Browning
doesn't getting sacked. It's kind of it makes you go, like,
what do they want this guy sacked?

Speaker 7 (04:31):
I don't get it. I do. I don't understand if
there was like a miscommunication with his O line.

Speaker 9 (04:36):
He gets too anxious and he wants to make these
huge plays and it's it's not Jamar Chase either.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
The guy is a is a superhero. I mean, the
guy is out there, he's available.

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Car Chase looked really good.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yes, I know, and all of a sudden he's the
golden boy and making all the huge plays.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
After Joe goes into the locker room, who Jake Browning?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
No, no, no, I mean him and Jake were playing
like it was like no big.

Speaker 7 (05:03):
Deal, right right, So you know, I'm excited to see
what Jake Browning is my team, and I know it's
a big loss not having Joe.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Is it?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Yes? Is it?

Speaker 7 (05:15):
He's still our QB one Isake is not Joe.

Speaker 8 (05:19):
But okay, I think I think we should feel excited
about having Jake Browning. I like what I saw from
him yesterday other than those three interceptions. Yeah, but that
dude and the Jaguars are not that good. So we'll
see what they can do with the Vikings this Sunday.
This Sunday will be very telling for the rest of
our season.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
If Joe kept playing, they could have lost that game.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
Should a kua who knows. We don't know what gould happened,
but he went down early to nine minutes left in
the second. Yeah, you know, we saw more of that
game with Jake than we did with Joe.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, and they won by forming Joe watching most of
the game laying on his back.

Speaker 8 (05:56):
Thirty one to twenty seven was the final. Yeah, unfortunately. Yeah,
two many times in that blue tint and antimes.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think you got your guy.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
This is not going to replace Joe Burrow.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I'm not saying that. I'm saying that this is the
guy that's gonna I mean, really make you.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
Well, this is our guy. This is going to be
our quarterback until Joe is back.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
And again, I who's to say I'm wrong?

Speaker 7 (06:23):
I mean, you aren't wrong. This is going to be
our guy.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
No, No, who's to say I'm wrong?

Speaker 6 (06:27):
Though?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, am I right about?

Speaker 9 (06:29):
All of a sudden the guy is on his back
the entire game, and then when he goes away, all
of a sudden they get the U O line go
all right, let's protect him.

Speaker 10 (06:36):
Now.

Speaker 7 (06:36):
It didn't look perfect, but at the wind they did.

Speaker 9 (06:40):
They pummel the quarterback as much as they did when
Joe Burrow was out there.

Speaker 11 (06:45):
No.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Also, Trevor Lawrence is not a good quarterback.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
I know, but I'm saying our quarterback.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
They had some things work out and for our favor.
We'll see. Like I said, the Minnesota.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
Dication, So all of a sudden they said, let's start,
let's start defending our quarterback now.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Exactly. But what do I know. I stay in my lane,
you know, And I got to stay in my lane.
So everybody stopped doing podcasts, by the way, because that's
my lane. Oh by the way, it was so wonderful
to watch an eagle stomp Kansas City I think their

(07:24):
days are over.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
That's three in a row for them. They're zero and two.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yeah, we'll see.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Travis Kelsey looked awfully, said yesterday and no, Well.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
She was there, but they didn't put the camera on her.

Speaker 8 (07:38):
Allegedly they put up a big wall and they said
she was coming in. They never once showed her on TV.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Maybe she had acting.

Speaker 7 (07:47):
It happens my husband. He goes, maybe she had a
facial and doesn't want anyone to see.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Her vampire facial.

Speaker 7 (07:53):
It's like, just stay home, birl. Yesterday, Chad Johnson, he
tweeted out, Joe Borrow, you can have my toe. All
the dudes yesterday willing to part with their toes.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
That'd be funny if you showed up with a black toe,
it'll blend.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Us some duct tape.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Like damn, Jonah looks infected.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
God.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Yeah, so grade three turf toe is what it's looking
like for Joe. I guess an expert is gonna look
at the MRI and determine if Joe's gonna need some surgery.
Like we said earlier, three, I don't think anyone's talking
about the refs.

Speaker 6 (08:40):
Won.

Speaker 8 (08:42):
If they would have lost, things would have looked a
little differently. But hey, we're first in the division to
a know, a lot better than the Ravens, Browns and Steelers.
So you're excited about that right now. Not the only
action in the game with the toe and every everything else.
In the third quarter, what camera crews thought to be

(09:05):
a flag thrown onto the field. They even put a
little flag graphic on the screen. Nope, the green dildo
made its way to Cincinnati again. Not again, this is
our first dildo, said it was at the other game.
We saw one last weekend in Cleveland. It's on tour

(09:27):
when they played the Browns. Yes, the dildo is touring.
So on Sunday was launched from the stands in the
end zone. Happened during a touchdown reception with Jake Browning
and Mitchell Tinsley. Everybody stopped the game and oh no,
it's okay, it's going to count. It's a touchdown, not
a flag.

Speaker 7 (09:51):
And we didn't know that.

Speaker 8 (09:52):
I mean, we were we were sitting in the end zone,
but we were on the other side. We were on
the visitor side. Shop no idea who tossed that one?
But man, that trend still continues.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
I blame the guy in the orange Bengals shirt look
for the guy in the orange.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Yes.

Speaker 8 (10:13):
So yeah, this thing started obviously back with the w
n B A and it just still keeps making its rounds.
I don't know what it is about a green dildo,
but funny, I guess it can be mistaken for a flag.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, they they.

Speaker 9 (10:28):
I'm telling you they need to do it at one
of these games where they have like several people do
it at one time. Yeah, at the two minute warning
or whatever. So you know what do they used to
call that when they would all do something at the
same time, a flashmob.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
That's what I was talking about.

Speaker 7 (10:47):
There it is.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
But yeah, I can't even imagine like being at a
Regal Gongles game.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
And all of a sudden two.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
Why not, there's sixty paid paid the price to go there?

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Very yeah, very very expensive.

Speaker 8 (11:01):
Parking went up again this year, no surprise. Where we
usually park used to be forty Now it's fifty, of course. Yeah,
it ain't cheap to go to a game.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
Is there gonna be a new uh?

Speaker 9 (11:12):
Is there gonna be a new toe discount now that
he's not playing, and it's gonna be a oh he
hurt his toe?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Can I get at least ten dollars.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
Yeah, can I get a ten percent discount since he's
only got nine? Love unless he takes the one from Chad.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
John the black Toe.

Speaker 7 (11:26):
Yeah, I'm not, but I love these dudes.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
Everybody just willing to part with their toe, their foot,
their ankle, the appendix, whatever Joe needs in that time.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's a big game of operation with this guy.

Speaker 7 (11:39):
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Speaker 12 (11:45):
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Speaker 3 (11:58):
Welcome to hum Over the Weekend. Helloss with a win,
but you don't want anybody hurt.

Speaker 10 (12:04):
Win.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
We don't want anybody hurt.

Speaker 13 (12:05):
But there was a win, that's correct, and Jake the
Snake Browning taking over for the injured Joe Burrow scored
on a quarterback sneak with eighteen seconds to go. You
heard it right here on the Home of the Hits.
The Bengals beat the Jags thirty one twenty seven. That
wasn't a tush push.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
That was a that was a shot. That was upper
tush man. That was an upper level tush push. Shot
put him in exactly.

Speaker 13 (12:28):
I think they're going to make a T shirt out
of that, somebody will. Cincinnati goes to two and oh
for the first time since twenty eighteen. They lead the
AFC North and it's the franchise's two hundred and fiftieth victory.
Now Joe Burrow hurting after a second quarter Sack limped
off the field to not return, and Burrow suffering from
a Grade three turf toe injury.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
I haven't heard that could require surgery. If that's the case.

Speaker 13 (12:53):
The injuries expected to sideline Burrow nearly three months, maybe
back in mid December.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Would you give him your if it meant that he
could play against that?

Speaker 10 (13:01):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (13:02):
No, really the whole foot.

Speaker 7 (13:04):
You like Joe over Jake, Well.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
You got better.

Speaker 13 (13:07):
I mean, we'll see what happens with Jake the Snake.
I don't know, and I would guess. I would guess.
I would guess too. The Bengals probably have mister Desmond
Ridder on speed dial to get him in here, probably
by today, to be the backup.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I heard he didn't pay his phone bill.

Speaker 13 (13:24):
Well, then somebody go get him. If you know Desmond
Ridder telling to go to the Bengals immediately.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
If not sooner.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Things were a little rough with him in that preseason game.

Speaker 13 (13:32):
The other well, you're playing eight nine levels of goofiness
and half of those guys who half of those guys
are gone the other I could say something else, but
that'd be the last thing I'd say. The other big
injury was the ankle knee to Bengals rookie defensive end
Shamar Stewart, who was leaving the game and left the

(13:53):
stadium on crutches. Apparently, though he has avoided a major injury.
And it's a week the week deal Bengals Soda this Sunday,
and the Bengals are five and a half point dogs
to the Vikings at home, and they didn't play too
well yesterday apparently the last night the Vikings didn't play.
But in the ac Norse Seattle Ralph Pittsburgh thirty one seventeen,

(14:15):
Steelers go to one and one. Ravens hammer the Browns
forty one to seventeen. Lamar Jackson four t D passes
for Baltimore as they go to one and one. The
Browns fall to h to two. Well, the Browns win
a game.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
You forgot the eventually, eventually, don't forget that you see
that was like a snuff film.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
No, they didn't even cut the quarter shorts.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Jesus Christ, Why thank you if he'd done it.

Speaker 13 (14:40):
If you want to go, if you want to win,
just I mean, I'm sure Northwestern State got a nice
paycheck to coming up here to get there, you know
what knocked in?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
But you know, I mean, but I was listening today
seventy to nothing on the radio. I was like, just
start playing oldies music. Why are we listening to that?

Speaker 7 (14:57):
Just everybody can listen to the DJ for the rest.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
As a PA announcer, everybody go home. It's halftime. It's
fifty six to nothing.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
I think a lot of people did by the thirties.

Speaker 10 (15:08):
Why not.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Why you sit there and watch a slaughter? Yeah, let
the kids play catch with them.

Speaker 10 (15:13):
But now the.

Speaker 13 (15:14):
Bearcats, the Bearcats. The bear Cats have this week off,
then they start conference play. They go to Kansas and
Reds Update.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Reds Update, here's the ugly the rookie and Nick Kurtz
go ahead to run.

Speaker 13 (15:30):
Homer in the fifth was one of four on the
day by the A's as they beat the red seven
to four and the Nameless Cityless. A's sweep the three
game series. It is unconscionable. What happened to the Reds
over the weekend? Ten home runs in the series by
the A's to the Reds four sins, the up early
on homers by Novelli, Marte and Will Benson three nothing,

(15:51):
but Nick Lodolo couldn't hold it. Five runs and six in,
including three home runs. So the now Reds now are two.
They fall three back behind three teams. Now they got
to climb over two and a half back of the Mets.
Maybe they need Jake.

Speaker 6 (16:08):
We got.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Jake Frayley's in Atlanta. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (16:13):
The Reds road trip continues tonight in Saint Louis with
the first of three up against the Cardinals at seven
forty five.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
I don't say anything. Don't nobody say a thing.

Speaker 13 (16:21):
Soccer FC Cincinnati earns a playoff berth. I leave somebody.
At least somebody won. F C Cincinnati earns a playoff
berth with a two to one win Saturday over Nashville
and the FC Men. The Orange and Blue head West
this Saturday to take on the La Galaxy.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
You went to and you know what, soccerinder got that
done with under thirty seconds to go.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Unbelievable. Andy Mac. Unbelievable, Andy Mac, that's Sarah. Yes, oh
that's right. Let's see.

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Speaker 13 (17:34):
Soy beangles are two and oh yep, I picked him
to go seventeen and oh so I'm looking real good
boy man.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's right to go, right. I think, you know, keep
an eye on Jake. I think he's going to step up.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
I mean, see what he's going to do. I think
this is a fun time.

Speaker 9 (17:49):
You need to stop with the snake thing. I think
that's going to curse him. It's a little corny, but
who am I?

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Who am I? No, it's not all right.

Speaker 14 (17:56):
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on ESPN and what we're not? My ad and one
are two seven w E b N.

Speaker 9 (18:09):
I should have been prepared for this. Blink on A
two is coming to Cincinnati. Uhh it is tomorrow. Okay, good,
thank you for that, sir. I was about to look
it up.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
I got you.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
I got tickets for you to check it out.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
All right, I want to go, well, you can't play
you work here. I mean, I guess you could ask
you ady for tickets. But all right, so this is
for tomorrow. Quick, easy, simple? Are you ready for the
Sarah Elise? Let's do it all right?

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Speaker 10 (18:43):
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Speaker 4 (18:55):
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Speaker 3 (18:59):
Call now I've won three two seven.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
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Speaker 3 (19:04):
But you got to know the name of the artist
and the song. I could give you a hint.

Speaker 9 (19:08):
It's not blank eighty two okay, definitely not no so
five wood three seven four nine one o two seven.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
You gotta give me the song and the artist. That's
what makes it the hard part. So right now everybody
is googling that.

Speaker 7 (19:23):
How do you even google that? Uh well, just type
in no.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yelling their phone Siri what is.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
And she's like, I can't know what that is?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Please, you're a terrible singer.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Jump off a cliff, thank you. Uh so that'll get
you tickets for tomorrow? All right, Yeah, that's simple. Here
they come there, all right, artist and song? Artist and song?
Do you know the answer? Yes?

Speaker 10 (19:55):
What is it in Japanese?

Speaker 3 (19:58):
By the Vapors? Yes, it would be cool to hear
Blake Monny do cover. This would do a great job.
They probably would. All Right, dude, congratulations, that's tomorrow. I
guess that's what Sarah said is that'll be a good
show to see.

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Did you have to sing it to your man?

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Good for you you? Yeah, now you do. Are you
a single fellow?

Speaker 10 (20:25):
I got me a lady?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (20:27):
Are you new something new?

Speaker 10 (20:30):
We've been together for a few months.

Speaker 7 (20:32):
Okay, I'd say that's pretty new. Yeah, be a good
time tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Yeah good?

Speaker 9 (20:35):
All right, Hold on a second, I'll get your info
and Rodney will be the guy that will be in
contact with you about the tickets, not me, not Sarah.
So please do not reach out to us or anything.
This is where we pass the information onto someone else
to deal with this. We are not the ticket office
box office area.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Look, I get it, man, you don't.

Speaker 10 (20:54):
Everyone's talking to me again. I won't call it back.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah, it has nothing to do with that. Just I
just get these calls, all right, hold us? Yeah, I
just want people actually.

Speaker 7 (21:05):
Just slid into my DMS. Where are my tickets?

Speaker 9 (21:07):
Yeah? I just called them on Hold Sarah A lease.
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Speaker 3 (21:46):
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Speaker 10 (21:51):
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(22:17):
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Speaker 4 (22:29):
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big hump back.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
We've got a music video.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Oh yeah, there's a lot of them. Uh, here's another
talk back. Here we go.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
Okay, Chris, you need to make a T shirt it
says puma.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
That's right, awesome. It would be awesome because I want
to pu a puma.

Speaker 7 (24:02):
No, we found out you can't do that in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
You can figure it out, well, I looked up. This
is hilarious. I did research.

Speaker 9 (24:09):
I can get a license, but they have to come
out and uh and make sure that I have a
place where the puma can uh.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Can live, an area can live, and I can afford
to feed it. I know I live in an apartment,
so I'm kind of screwed with that.

Speaker 15 (24:25):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
And also like you can't have an alligator itself, but
people have, I you know, the people that have those
alligators that are a part of their whole thing where they.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Can keep them company and all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (24:39):
Oh like the yes, I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yeah, for people in their in their moods and all
that their mental health. Yeah, yeah, I would be better
off with my puma with.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
A gator.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
No, No, I don't want an alligator that's dangerous. I
want a puma that puma.

Speaker 7 (24:55):
You piss it off one time.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
I would never piss off my puma.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
Your pumas probably piss you already.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Here's some more talkbacks from you pause listening to the podcast.
That are you guys cussing? It was so funny you
should do it. Honestly, it was pretty hot here in
Sarah cuss yep, y'all are so nasty.

Speaker 7 (25:30):
I'd rather hang out with a puma than here that
dire gone.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah. The other day, we did a little bonus at
the end of one of our podcasts where Sarah and I.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Just did it.

Speaker 7 (25:39):
It felt so weird. I saw the red light on
and I was like, oh, we're dropping off bombs.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay, we'll do that once in a while, we'll do
some bonus. Yeah, bonus footage on the podcast where it's
just us without you know, it's not the radio.

Speaker 7 (25:56):
Yeah, just goofing around.

Speaker 15 (25:58):
Hey, okay, Chris, how about you everybody a favor and
give the people what they want.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Let's hear some of that classic old tune of evil segment.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yes, evil segment, let's hear it.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
I don't know what this one is.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
You don't know evil segment.

Speaker 7 (26:13):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Oh Okay, well that works out.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Perfect because our buddy Scott Sloane used to come in
and do evil segment.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
On the show. O, yes, I do know.

Speaker 7 (26:22):
I know it from Sloany.

Speaker 9 (26:24):
Okay, now, evil segment used to come in and we
would I still get these emails where people ask me, hey,
I'll get an email.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
Go hey kid, Chris, you know it's tax season. Well,
they have all the tax tax expert. This is Joey Johnson.
Joey is an expert in taxes.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
Yeah, and it's all these horrible interviews, and I thought
we ought to just try to mess with these people.
And I thought, oh, would be funny to have a
Sloaney be Evil segment to do these interviews and love. Yeah,
so we did a bunch of them. There was a
whole bunch of them, and we only played like three
or four of them. So I got that that talk

(27:00):
back there and I went through and I was like,
oh wow, there's a few of these I never played.
Oh yeah, so there's like an unearthed gold mine here.

Speaker 7 (27:08):
We'll get to them.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Here's uh, here's what I found today.

Speaker 9 (27:11):
You ready, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's Scott Sloan, our buddy
from seven hundred w l W s evil.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
Here we go the microphog coming to the studio, all right,
and three two one this is a segment. I want
to one O two seven Let me do it again.
Three two one This is a segment. I'm one O
two seven E b in and I got the victoria
to dupois it's it's unbelievable victoria.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
How am I saying?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Is it a ram? What is it?

Speaker 10 (27:41):
Victory?

Speaker 3 (27:43):
The point there? It is right there?

Speaker 15 (27:44):
All right, So it's unbelievable. You got, I guess guys
are dying with what is it? Coronary artery disease?

Speaker 10 (27:51):
Yeah. More importantly, guys, what does that mean?

Speaker 15 (27:53):
It mean is that when you like check your your
I mean your heart chokes onto you get like what
a piece of sausage or something stuff in your heart?

Speaker 10 (28:01):
It actually means that you have cornary artery disease in
your heart.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (28:06):
That that ruptures and causes amountsive heart attack.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
So I mean, you croak. That's it for a lot
of them. Yet I too, well, let me tell you
it's not it's not a pleasure.

Speaker 10 (28:15):
Does it hurt?

Speaker 15 (28:16):
But yeah, I mean it's it's unbelievable. You're laying there.
The next thing you know, you you know, you're looking
out your laying you're laying down. The same thing happens
when I break an office chair.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Yeah, what do you do? What are you gonna do it?
What are you gonna do? Tick them them things in
your hind and then they flush it like a toilet.

Speaker 10 (28:31):
Yes, they do flush it out. They put in what's
called the stints, is that correct?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:35):
That keeps the what is it like the sausage from
getting caught in there again?

Speaker 10 (28:39):
Well, it actually just opens up the heart artery.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
You know, you don't want to be immune to the
fact that no matter how healthy you are, how much
you exercise, or how much you eat rice or don't.

Speaker 15 (28:48):
Eat light, don't cheeto, don't drink I, don't don't eat
stick the butter hole, don't do that. It's just this,
just like about duds. Right, But you're abroad, So what
do you what do you thought? What are you telling me?
Why are you talking to how good? Why do you
care about guy's hearts?

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Well?

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I care about guy's hearts because my husband died of
a heart attack three years ago.

Speaker 15 (29:08):
Nice, would you like to go to a NASCAR race
with the segment and maybe we'll have us a third
track date.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, ride the pole position.

Speaker 10 (29:18):
Yeah, it's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
All right, Giggy, all right, there see you, sweet lips.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Thanks?

Speaker 7 (29:25):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Right across from me is the Queen of the Queen City,
the Tri State Trollop. Wait, that doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
You know what else? I'll take it?

Speaker 3 (29:38):
I got Well, I'm trying to think of something that's
Drhymes of Try State.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
I guess you're looking for the alliteration.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, alliteration, that's what it is. I didn't do well
in school.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
I'm on top of the Try State. Got your top ish?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Okay, all right, there you go.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
But actually we're going to move away from the Try State,
okay and talk about a lady in Lando Lakes, Florida.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Oh, yes, that's where John Cena?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Really?

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (30:02):
Why does he follow everybody on Twitter? By the way,
that can't be the real John Cena.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
I don't know about that, but I don't know.

Speaker 7 (30:10):
He started following me, and I'm like, wow.

Speaker 8 (30:13):
Aside from John Cena, there's this lady named Danny Wright
making the headlines after she got into a fight. She
was walking her four month old pup decks.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Was she at the banks?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Oh, not a good scene yesterday. But she was walking
decks behind her house on a path by a creek.

Speaker 7 (30:37):
Oh yeah, she said. All of a sudden she had
to squeal and felt a strong pool.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
An alligator grabbed little Decks by his air tag and
dragged him into the water. Oh boy, oh man, I
would not be okay, I would not be okay.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I don't know. Kids are a pain in the ass.

Speaker 7 (30:57):
Sometimes you could just keep her Danny said she didn't
hold back. And this is an older lady too. Not
sure exactly how old.

Speaker 8 (31:09):
Yeah, looking at videos and picks though, I mean probably
in her sixties, maybe seventies. Said she didn't hold back.
She punched the gator's face over and over.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, said she got there.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Oh yeah, mama bear comes out when you need it to.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Yep.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Said she got him real good in the eye. That's right,
And that's when the gator kind of led up a
little and she was able to get DA's back.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
But said she was in the water and she she
told media, she goes, I can't believe this happened in
my life. Today She's like, I can't believe it happened.
I freaking fought an alligator.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
And I won. Good for her. You know what, it's funny.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
We got to look up this story.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
It's so good when somebody says that about sharks. You're like, yeah,
if I was ever a tapio shark, I would poke
it in the eye. Yeah. It's like gripping you and
shaking you. Yeah, good luck.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
Look this is the lady. She's got a bandage on
her arm in her bag.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Yeah, she looks like she she's.

Speaker 7 (31:56):
Probably in her sixties or seven.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Oh yeah, yeah, I wouldn't mess with her, h uh.

Speaker 7 (32:02):
Not after that gator fight.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
No way.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
She said she's taken plenty of walks back there, but
never seen a gator.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I forget.

Speaker 7 (32:10):
Guess he was hiding on there some moss that day.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
It's funny that.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
I mean what, You're in Florida, you know, these things
are just everywhere. They're kind of like bugs. It doesn't
matter where you go. You might find one out of
a golf course, on a you know, creek path.

Speaker 9 (32:23):
I'd rather run into a snake. I'm not afraid of snakes,
but an alligator jumping out at me for getting good
night nurse.

Speaker 7 (32:29):
I'd be done. That's it. I would not be as
tough as Dayny to fight back like that.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I just know it.

Speaker 9 (32:34):
At that time, I went down to Florida to see
my dad. He works on a golf course and I
would see the alligators and you know he works part
time on a golf course.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
He's like, I hate those goddamn diggs. I see them
all the time. They just hang out. Yeah, they rule
down there.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I've seen a lot of gatters on golf courses. Like,
if you search them on social media, what a bunch
of videos will pop up.

Speaker 9 (32:56):
How about those videos people have where they get like
they'll record like a gigantic one crossing the street like
casually world.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Yeah, it's like it doesn't care. It's like, what are
you gonna do? I'm an alligator. It knows.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
They really are something not of this world. You see
one in person, especially if you just go to the
zoo and look at him, like, how is this thing
existing with us? I don't know. They're so weird anyway.
Shout out to Danny and her doggies Dacks.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
It's Dan Marino's birthday today. You know he played with
the Dolphins.

Speaker 7 (33:28):
Yes, and I remember him from ace Ventchera.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Yeah, he has money. Yes he does. Fine. Tommy Lee Jones,
it's his birthday day. He lives in San Antonio, Texas.
And everybody that would run into him said, he's a
real jerk.

Speaker 7 (33:40):
Really Yeah, is he the one that showed his egg
plant emoji on stage?

Speaker 9 (33:45):
No, Tommy Lee Jones is an actor. You're thinking of
Tommy Lee as the drummer. Yeah, Motley Crue, Tommy Lee
Jones is an actor. I'm struggling. I was out late
last night watching football. Please bear with me today.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Look up Tommy Lee Jones and and and see if
you want to see his egg carn't emoji.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
Definitely hardbott.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
On this Day in nineteen eighty six, raising Hell Run DMC.
It went triple platinum.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
Awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Yeah, I loved Run DMC. They revived Aerosmith with their
cover of Walk This Way. Remember that that was Yes
I do actually, And there were rock stations across the
country that played the Run DMC version of it, and
all the people were mad, you know, They're like, what
why you're playing this? Why get it off radio? My

(34:39):
body my.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
On this Day in nineteen eighty eight, and God We
Trust by Striper was certified gold. I had friends that
Love Striper and I still my friend's Ben in San
Antonio Love Striper.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
I hate that.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
I don't hate him, but they're a metal band. That's
all about Jesus. He's not a fan of these guys.
I tried, just not a fan. I'm sorry, but I
am a fan of this band. I don't know why
they're not bigger than they I mean they're Honestly, I
think they're better than White Zombie and Rob Zombie Powerman

(35:15):
five thousand, their album in nineteen ninety nine, Tonight the
Stars Revolt. It was certified gold, then it went double
platinum two months later. Nice when worlds Collide? Is there?

Speaker 10 (35:25):
Big?

Speaker 3 (35:26):
And of course the singer is Rob Zombie's brother. I
think this band is way better than Rob Zombie.

Speaker 7 (35:36):
Have you seen them before?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I've seen them, yes, Yeah, Yeah, that's it. That's all
I have. What Slipknot and Spice Girls, whatever?

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Oh God, I love I'm always I'm not, but I'm going. Oh.
I like it.

Speaker 7 (36:13):
I'm digging it A combination that I never knew I needed.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Here's a new limp biscuit music. By the way, let
me some limp. Yeah, this is called Let's See. I
don't know something about Morgan.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
Hey, ladies, you're not.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Well, you know you're not.

Speaker 10 (36:53):
Elevator.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Yeah, he said, it's about making love to Morgan and
an elevator. But you'll goes.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
Yeah, it is Logan.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I have to say here the happiest and least happiest
states in America.

Speaker 7 (37:13):
I know Cincinnati, Ohio wasn't too happy yesterday.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Well, I mean this is overall, not because of football and.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Stuff, not because of Joe Burrow's toe.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Uh. Thirty different metrics, including things like emotional and physical health,
career satisfaction, unemployment, life expectancy, depression, sleeping weather. Okay, The
ten happiest states are Hawaii, Maryland, Nebraska, New Jersey. That's interesting, Connecticut, Utah, California,

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New Hampshire, Massachusetts, and Idaho.

Speaker 7 (37:46):
I feel like you've worked at all of those.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
No, I've never been.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
Let's see, Well, where the heck is Ohio in Kentucky?
How fuck? Where are they out on the list?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Not on these I've been, you know obviously.

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Well, I worked at Philadelphia, so I was close to
Jersey and I well, I was born and spent some
time and or in Massachusetts right on the border of Connecticut.
My family there California. I lived, hated it.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
The weather was awesome though. Oh yeah, Massachusetts is on
the list. I was born there, So you've.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Had a little bit of your life in each of
those states.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yeah, in New Hampshire, so that was part of the
tripe state.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
But would you say that you're the happiest.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh yeah, I'm so happy. I feel like a lot
of people.

Speaker 7 (38:29):
Move away and then they end up coming back here.
I feel like it's a pretty happy state. O.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I don't want to leave here.

Speaker 7 (38:34):
Uh uh.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Born and raised here, here's a ten least happy uh Oh.
West Virginia.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Oh yeah, there are nothing going on there.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
There's a lot of drugs there. Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Alaska.
Alaska just seems so depressing, and there's people that just
like want to go there. They just thrive, they just
go there.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Yeah, it just seems like place re visit.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
It's just dark and cold and awful. Tennessee, New Mexico,
which to me, I would just the weather would be awesome.

Speaker 7 (39:11):
Yeah, but what's going on in New Mexico?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Me, I'll go there. Not right now, You're not ten
least happiest. Kentucky is on this list. Oh where I live,
that's right, Mississippi and Colorado.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
I mean, I'm happy living in Kentucky. I'm trying to
convince my friend to live in Kentucky because she's spending
too much in Cincinnati.

Speaker 9 (39:31):
New Jersey is the number one in emotional and physical
well being, Virginia is last, Utah is number one in
work life. West Virginia is last, and Utah is number
one in community and environment, and Texas is last for
that one. Now, it's interesting about West Virginia. There is
a really ft up documentary called Meth Storm. It's hard

(39:57):
to find it, but it's about the these people in
West Virginia. And there's adults and they just follow these
people around. They're complete white trash and all they do
is it's just these these different generations of family and
stuff and they're on there. They just teach each other
how to do math.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Oh, are they kind of like the zombie people?

Speaker 3 (40:18):
They're kind of. And they sit there and they there's
this one scene where they're all in these trailers and
they just have these needles that are up in the
in the rafters. They're dirty needles.

Speaker 7 (40:29):
Oh, that's sick.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
And this one girl, she's like a teenager and she's
all excited because it was like her sixteenth birthday or something.
She's like, I'm so excited because so and so said,
she's it's my birthday. She's gonna teach me how to
do math. And I'm all like, what is am I.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
A way to bring in the new celebration?

Speaker 3 (40:44):
Yeah, watching, and this is all in this documentary. It's
called meth storm. No, that's happening in a in a state.
Is that crazy?

Speaker 7 (40:54):
Sadly, that's that's reality for what we see.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'm giving away Blake Wny two tickets. Is what can't
just give away like West Virginia to call her seven.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
Because we want people to tune in.

Speaker 9 (41:11):
For the math that Adam Schefter guy just tweeted out.
Joe Burrow's done for three months.

Speaker 7 (41:16):
Yeah he's gonna need that surgery. We didn't know how
bad the toe injury was, the turf toe, but yeah, enough,
that's going to sideline him for a minimum of three months.

Speaker 10 (41:27):
This is what I go.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
I see season endings injury. That's what it tells me.
So Jake Browning is your quarterback Cincinnati?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Anyways?

Speaker 8 (41:37):
What else is on that's the biggest news? Doesn't get
bigger than a big toe. Go bills bills. The Bengals
aren't done Bills, Go Bills. Jake Browning looked awesome ye
watching the bills.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
What's up, Brian?

Speaker 10 (41:53):
Hey? Morning? Well, before I get into what I want
to talk about. Back in November twenty twenty three, I
got tickets for Mental concert for free, end up going.
Guess who opened up for him? Wolf Gang van Halen. Yes,
Now I only know that name because of you. You
talk very highly of them, and I gotta say I

(42:16):
thought your opinion was kind of biased because I know
you love van Halen. But he put on a great show.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Wow, I don't that's just amazing guitar.

Speaker 9 (42:25):
I love van Halen, but you know, Eddie was obviously
the greatest guitar one of them of all time. But
I believe Wolfgang van Halen is probably a better songwriter
and maybe a better musician all around. As far as
playing all the instruments. He records all the instruments on
all the albums.

Speaker 10 (42:46):
I don't even know that.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
Yeah, no, I don't know that.

Speaker 10 (42:48):
Everything he put on a great show. I mean absolutely
his his great singer, yes, and obviously guitarists, you know,
just blew me away.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Yeah, so good, good advice on that. That's what I do.

Speaker 10 (43:02):
Have you guys seen the new Charlie Sheen documentary.

Speaker 9 (43:05):
Oh my god, I watched all part one, that's it.
I watched it the day it came out. I was
home watching it. I mean, that's my job is to
take that stuff in and spit it out to you.
It was one of the best documentaries. And if look,
I'm not a drug guy, never done any drugs, and
that stuff scares me that he was on with the
crack and all that stuff. But here are those stories
that he was telling. Is is really he does a

(43:28):
great job telling those stories. But after you watch that documentary,
the guy is a he's a great dude.

Speaker 7 (43:36):
He's a great storyteller too.

Speaker 9 (43:38):
And you can totally tell why he's got friends that
are just with him since high school and stuff that. Well,
his best friend doesn't even drink alcohol and he's still
by his side, you know.

Speaker 10 (43:48):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (43:49):
And and and his best friend even said that he
knew him before he was Charlie Sheen. That's not Charlie's
real name.

Speaker 9 (43:56):
Yeah, And and and he's just like he's with him
and trying to help him out. And all that stuff
and all these people, even in his ex'es, are still
friends with them and stuff. I mean, it's pretty incredible.
But when you watch that documentary you totally know why.

Speaker 10 (44:08):
Oh it's sad that Martin and his brother Amelia did
not want to take part, but he even said, you know,
he understands why.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Well, it's dark. I'm sure for them it was hell
for them watching him go through all that stuff. I
mean it was really nasty.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
Oh yeah, it's amazing that Charlie, she is alive.

Speaker 10 (44:23):
Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Isn't it
incredible that he's still alive?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, who knows what damage has been done
to that heart? Well, that crack and stuff, I mean.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
Blood.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Well, Ryan, I appreciate you calling him.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Man.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
We're trying to stay on time today, all right, love you,
love you Ryan. That's Ryan. Everybody