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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey TV and the Kid Chris Show. And on the
phone I see is mister John Mattice. Is this the
Kid Chris Show? And Sarah, this is the Archdiocese of Cincinnati. Oh,
I'm in trouble.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I have sinned multiple times.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Multiple times. How do you know?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh man, I'm doing well.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I'm uh.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You'll enjoy that brand new Chicken the skyline.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Chilling, isn't it, Sarah?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
I have not had I have not had it.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
It looks I thought they I thought they brought it
up to the station, so I.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Was supposed to go to a media preview of it.
But the other week they sent me a couple of cans,
so I made it from home and I've had a
couple of meals out of it, so it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Like and like always, Sarah gets invited to stuff and
gets free stuff, and I'm I like got left out
of everything.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
I think because Chris I said no so many times
that nobody invites you, nobody.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Invites me anything, because I guess that happens to me
all the time. The good looking woman gets invited and
us chumps of those guys. But we don't want him,
We don't want him. Yeah, but I crashed the unveiling
of the taste test in downtown Cincinnati at the Sky
on Fourth Street with the CEO. He was there, and

(01:19):
you know, so I go down, put on my trench coat,
you know, on my sunny glasses, barge in there. Here's
the good news, lower and sat lower calories, Sarah, I
bet you were paying attention to that.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I was excited because here's the thing. It tastes the
exact same. I do not really taste a big difference.
I think it's delt.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
We tasted a little more spice, a little bit more well.
And here's why, because we're asking the CEO about it.
Beef has its own flavor because you know what a
cheeseburg or a steak, it has its own flavor. Chicken doesn't.
Plain chicken basically has almost no flavor. So you got
to season it up a little bit more. It's a
little bit different. But you know, when you put it

(02:00):
on a three way or a cony, you don't notice
the difference. People were liking it. You what a job
I get to I get paid to eat cheese coning.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Yeah, it's not a bad day.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
They've used in stores Monday, they're going to be having
samples of it at Octoberfest.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
John METERI now, the new iPhone came out, and I'm
a Mac guy. Everything I have is Apple. Okay, I
got you know, obviously, every computer I've ever owned has
been Apple, ever since my very first computer, my first laptop,
all the way up to now. All the software everything
I use is Apple. Okay, Apple Watch, Apple iPhone, everything,
Apple TV at home the iPhone. Though, it seems like

(02:37):
through the years the innovation, as far as the new
innovation in the iPhone, it's been very lackluster.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah, and that's the issue is that, you know, the
seventeen it comes out this week, this is it's going
on sale, and you're just not seeing a lot of
great excitement over it because it's kind of minuscule the
amount of advancement. Sure it's got a faster battery, faster process,
or the camera's a little better, but you know, if

(03:04):
you have a sixteen, that's just amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
The only way, uh, like, the only way I get
a new phone is when.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Mine is to completely die.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, Yeah, when mine's like full and it's time to
get a whole new one, and I get a good deal.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
To upgrade, right, So you know, I think a lot
of people will say, Okay, that's nice. I'll look at
the seventeen next year when my phone starts to slow. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
if I need, I'm keeping my iPhone three another year.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's a powerful nine.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
And John, when was the last time you saw like
or you went out and did a story where people
were sitting outside the store waiting.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Oh yeah, that was pre COVID. Yeah, that was like, uh,
you know, twenty eighteen or something. Yeah, the last time
people used to line used to have lines inside the
kind Town Center. Yeah at six am.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Well, John Matey's money on Facebook is his official Facebook
and of course on Channel nine, our partners John Mataie
will do it again next week. Thank you very much,
Thank care, John Matters Here on the kid, Chris, that
is Sarah Alice.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I am calfivated and somewhat well rested this morning. Really yeah, yeah,
it's nay.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
These are clips of Sarah when she's off the air.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, off the air. Do we have the one of
my dog and I?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Oh yeah, of course, oh yeah, with many.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I want to tongue punch you in your fart, boss.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Yell at me for things you say that.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Is not what I said that's the lay. Oh my
good many many.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
No, you did say the fart box because you didn't
know what that was. Somebody d m that.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah, yeah, some guy a couple of years ago. Can
I your fart box? And since then that has been
the name of my husband's fantasy football team.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
See everybody's to use it. Now that AI's out there,
everybody's got a goof up and say that's a that'll
be the.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Next thing to get you out of a firing from
your job.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, that was a Just like when somebody messes up
and it tweets out a picture of their wien, they go, uh,
I was hat too, but it's still.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Your wiens and nobody wants to see that.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Not true. Besides, I know many men that want to
see mine.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
That send Chris Weien picks.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Okay, you can send them on my Twitter. I don't
look at anymore. It's it's dormant.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Aside from that, a very drunk woman is making headlines.
I don't know if you've seen this video, it's been trending.
Her name is Kristin Beale. She's twenty four years old,
has very blue hair, and this whole thing went down
in Tampa, my body, my choice, kind of completely going

(05:55):
the wrong way on the interstate. We're running into the wall,
hit a cop car going over sixty miles an hour,
team owneder. It's amazing she survived this thing. So when
she finally stopped, officers asked if she knew she was
going the wrong way on the interstity. She's very confused.

(06:16):
She's like, are you talking about this interstate.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Because I went down the wrong other inner state too.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
This one or the other one. So she starts crying
and then kind of just you know, backtracks everything, and
she goes, well, I wasn't driving. My husband is driving,
and I was in the passenger seat. So the cops
go over with their their you know, flashlights and everything,
and they're like, there's nobody in this car right, ran

(06:46):
too the woods? How about that though? Throwing your husband
under the bus.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Of course, big shock. Hate that.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So they said, how much of you had to drink tonight?
She goes, well, I went to two bars and had
two full drinks.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
It doesn't matter I had because I wasn't driving. He was.
He's a jarret.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah forget me. Yeah, look to the dude.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
That's a good one. Aludiottorney will be like, we'll prove
he wasn't driving.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
How can you?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Right, So they asked her to walk a straight line
getting out of the car, wearing just a brawl and
some booty shorts. Yeah, does not stay straight, of course.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
It doesn't matter. Do you want me to walk this
straight line to go find him because he obviously ran away?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Exactly? Yeah, when you hit my car, you popped him
out of the car. I guess her blood alcohol is
twice twice the legal limit at two oh two. She's
been charged with a dy and fleeing police at a
high speed.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I wasn't fleeing. He's the one fleeing. He ranted away.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
And you know, the poor husband is just sitting at home.
How's no idea any of this is going down? She
probably had a girl's.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Night watch it Thursday night football speak.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You have a good game tonight with Josh all and
against the.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Dolphins your Super Bowl guys.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Here's your girl with the blue hair. I got her
mug shot. I'm going to get that up on the
ev on Facebook page, Like, yay, what do you raider, Christopher?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
That's a Hamilton, No thanks, that's a Hamilton and put
this in quote, that's a Hamilton next.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Do you remember that show on MTV Next? Of course
people pop off the bus and immediately get next. Yeah,
oh my god, I have to ego. I could never
do that. I could never handle that. But yeah, this
chick is making the headlines. I mean, you got to
watch the video. It's about three minutes long, and it's
just absolute chaos. It really is amazing that she survived

(08:50):
well like that.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
If she hit the cop car, she should be charged
for for I mean, she could have really injured that cop.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, fleeing police at a high speed a bunch of
other Daphia but all that there were I think three
or four cop cars and they had to kind of
corner her in to get her to stop. It's crazy
in the middle of the night and everything. Lots of
people out on the interstate.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Did she started yelling?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Defa, she actually stayed pretty show with them. But she's
completely out of her mind. I mean she's all over
the place with slur in her speech and trying to
get trying to come up with some stories. She did
call one of the cops a babe, Yeah, you're a kid.
She's talk into a made babe on her. Yeah, what

(09:33):
do these poor cobs? Man, they have to go through
so much. It's a job I could never do. But
I praise a man good for them.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Yeah, because I honestly would, because the way I feel, man,
especially on this testosterone, I'd be all like, you know what,
there's one way out of the Yeah, this is sports.
What's say?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
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Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yeah, thank like before we start anything today on this Thursday. Yeah,
we got a shout out for Happy birthday Okay, okay,
number one hundred and fifty to the Cincinnati Zoo.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Oh wow, there you go.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, that's one years old, fifty years old. One of
the first zoos I think of in the United States.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Was it in that area?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Always it's always been Cincinnati spot. Yeah, So happy birthday,
favorite animal at.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
The Cincinnati zo Happy birthday to the elephants, Happy birthday
to the zoo.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They've got this new elephant in Connor.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have been in a while though, you got Okay.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
One hundred and fifty years since we don't get out
too much at The Reds open a homestand tonight with
a first of four up against those playoffs found Chicago Cubs.
Hunter Green goes for the Red Lakes tonight. That game
time is at the seven fifteen.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It's really coming down to the finals.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Wow, you said a mouthful there, baby yet wild card
Chase Giants beat the d Backs in eleven, five to one.
Padres helped out the that's the Diamondbacks to you, mister.
Padres down the Mets seven to four. So Arizona now
one and a half back in New York. Reds and
Giants two behind with ten to go. Padres and Mets

(11:27):
meet tonight. The Giants open a series up against the Dodgers.
So and the Cubs come to town celebrating the past
two nights of the playoffs. So they're probably nice and hungover.
So the Reds get a couple of wins here tomorrow, tonight,
and tomorrow and Friday and Saturday and Sunday. They'll be
in first place by Monday.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Book it, Dano. Yeah, well we gotta get them some
some steroids.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Man work in the park tonight, So bring out your pup.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Bengals and the Vikings on Sunday and the action will
be right here on one O two seven WEBN. Zach
Taylor gave no update yesterday on the time frame for
Joe Burrows to surgery.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Stop asking about the goddamn toe.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It was an update with no update.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
Hey, he's firm though, and saying he's not out for
the season. Gotta have it soon, I mean, toe up.
Who wants to come back in mid December? I mean
unless he's getting a replacement toad.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
It's been four days. How's he not have the surgery?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Call a doctor, get a doctor on the phone. Where's
a doctor when you need one? A toe doctor?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
It's over Thursday night nfl Afseast battle with Miami and Buffalo.
Tonight college basketball, the UC Bearcats are going to face
Arkansas on the road in an exhibition game Friday, October
twenty fourth. In high school sports, Kentucky High School Athletic
Association voting to adopt a thirty five second shot clock
for the twenty twenty seven twenty eight boys and girls

(12:52):
varsity level season.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
They're doing everything that speed all sports up lots.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
If people are busy, the stays I know, you know,
they can't sit around watching a four hour ball game anymore.
I know, I don't know why you got to pitch
clock and then you got the clock, and then you
got the time clock. Yeah, and you know what to what,
it's right right around the corner. Now, National Hockey League
training camps have opened.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
I know that's great.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
And you know we're just a few weeks away until
our Cyclones start playing. That's a good time of the year.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Have you seen the pictures of the Utah Mammoth No
new facility, No, got to check it out. Yeah, it
is absolutely unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And back.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's funny how all the Chris all the other sports
are doing everything to speed up their sport, and in
hockey they go, well.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
We need to get rid of fighting. Oh okay, go back,
somebody show up. Yeah, I could go back. In the
minor leagues, that's how guys get there. Well, that's how
you get eyes on the sport.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, that's when the Cyclone get the most hyped up too,
Like everybody loses their minds. It's so fun.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
It's simple. If you're in the minor league like in
the Cyclones, Okay, it's like all right, the biggest nights
of the nights when they bring out the Teddy Bear Toss.
All right, it's gonna be sold out. So you walk
in there as a general manager. You go, guys, tonight
I want a blood bass because slap shot. Yeah, all
eyes are there? Yea, all these people to go. We
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
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Speaker 1 (14:15):
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 (14:36):
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Speaker 3 (14:39):
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Speaker 1 (14:44):
Tyler, are you there? Hello? He was on the phone
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Speaker 2 (14:57):
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Speaker 1 (14:59):
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Speaker 1 (15:07):
Go back to the clip. Thank you seg what station's
giving it to them? Oh it's one O two seven
W E B N and I remember, Yeah, ain't no joke. Yeah,
there's some stuff that's been happening in the broadcast world
that I know, unlike the talkbacks of stuff getting wanting

(15:29):
to get comments from me about it, like the Jimmy
Kimmel thing, because I've got, you know, goofed on Jimmy
Kimmel on this show because of the little late night stuff,
and you know, late night's been falling apart, and.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
It just goes to show that nobody is above it.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Everybody's been uh, you know, talking about you know, for
a while now, we've been goofing on the God it's
been years goofing. I've been goofing on their monologues and
stuff and how it's it's been horrible all the late
night guys, and now it's starting to fall apart, and
you know, Jimmy Kimmel, I don't know why. I mean, look,
I've always been going to late night guys because it's

(16:05):
been it's supposed to be, I thought, an escape from
all the crap that's been going on as far as
you know, all day long, you get all the political
stuff and this and that, all the sad stuff from
the news that the late night shows were on after
the news, so you get your local news and you
get bummed out. And then Letterman would come on and
make you laugh or or or you know, the Tonight

(16:28):
Show would make you laugh with either Johnny Carson or
Jay Leno.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Kind of an escape from all the heavy stuff once
you take a dip into the politics world.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Then and then then you get Jimmy Kimmel, who would
come on and start preaching to you, and it's like, well,
what is this. I don't I don't know want this,
And then.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
And then it becomes a risk and look at what
happened with him in ABC.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, and then now all of a sudden, everybody, all
the Facebook patriots wrapping themselves in, which is still so
funny when people start going, well what about free speech?
This has nothing to do with free speech now, And look,
I could sit here and and say, and our boss
yesterday was funny. In our little show meeting. He was like,
you know, these guys, everybody's it's funny. They're all they're

(17:11):
all like taking from radio because it's more than guys
have been getting fired for stuff they've done on the
air forever. They're stealing from radio people.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
It happens time, and we totally understand that.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
And I'm like, yeah, you know what, for years and
years and years, nobody came running to my defense and said, hey,
what happened to free speech? When I would got fired
from radio, they just went, how you got fired? Dude? Hilarious.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I hate I never like to see anyone lose their job.
But I mean even if you know, even talking about Marty.
You know, we talked about Marty Brennman here and he
was on with you know, a couple guys from LW
a couple of weeks ago, talking about his new statue
and talking about his job in the broadcast world, and
he told him, he goes, I could never do that
same job. Now He's like, I could not be myself

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now with how different things are.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Well, that's just because of of goofing on the you know,
he couldn't. But the wrong well had nothing to do
with that was because the Reds themselves don't want you
criticizing the team and stuff. That's why it's nothing to
do with this stuff. But here's the thing with the Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Just talking about people getting fired for just you know,
having to be careful more careful nowadays.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Well, this is the Jimmy thing, is like, here, let
me break it down. And I know there's gonna be
people going, you don't know what you're talking about, right,
I've been in the business for thirty years and fired
and I don't know what I'm talking about anyway, So
tune away now, Jimmy. There's a company called next Star
that owns a bunch of these ABC affiliates and they said, look,

(18:40):
we don't want to be involved with this because he's
going on and he's saying all this stuff and it's political.
This is not what we signed up for. We signed
up for a late night haha show, and now this
is getting into deep waters because there's been some guy
that was slaughtered and we don't want any more of this,
and they said, we're taking this off now. Disney, who

(19:05):
owns ABC, said, uh, we need to clear our advertisers
on all these affiliates, and now the affiliates are going,
we're not airing this. So they said, we got to
pull this then because there's no money being made, right
because we have affiliates now going, we're pulling it. This
is not what we signed up for. That's how that works.
So they're losing money.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
It always comes back to money.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
One of you. How it works. I don't know if
you people know that. And then the FCC getting involved
in making their comments is because you know, you have
free speech, and there's you know, they say you can't
yell fire in a crowded theater because that's inciting violence.
Now here's how this works. I can't go on the

(19:48):
air and say, hey, everybody, the first person to go
down to this mailbox on this this street, there's a
million dollars taped underneath it, because.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
You don't want people speeding. Yeah, they get into a
car at exactly and they would ask well, why were
you speeding, and then it would come back on you exactly.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's not protected by free speech. Okay, there's right now,
there's it's a there's a fine line here because there's
people that are getting you know, fired up because people
are being called Nazis and this and that. So this
company next Star probably is like, look, I don't want

(20:27):
the next lunatic out there in the on their manifesto
saying I did this because Jimmy Kimmel said so and
so is a Nazi. And I went out there and
took care of that myself. They don't want that.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, better to just rip them off the airwaves.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, And then it goes back to we didn't sign
up for this. We signed up for Jimmy Kimmel, the
comedian to tell jokes, m M.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
I remember him getting a start with The Man Show,
right exactly. So he was just kind of a goof.
And then that's how we got worried.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Isn't what we signed up for. That's what they were told.
So I totally get this. Now. As far as political
there's a lot of political amnesia out there. Don't forget.
The other side created the PMRC, which was trying to
get rid of rap music, trying to ban rap music
and metal music.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
They violent.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
They created the PMRC back when I was a teenager.
Tipper Gore created the pmr C and they tried to
ban rap music and metal music, saying metal music if
you played it backwards, it told you to kill yourself.
And rap music. They arrested the two Live Crew and
tried and put them in jail because they were performing
songs with sex in it. Don't forget. Okay, you're getting

(21:46):
amnesia here with certain things. Okay, so it swings both
ways with all that stuff. So you go wrap yourselves
in the flag and all that stuff with certain things.
But there's certainly you gotta you gotta be a smart,
a smart broadcaster. And again that's coming from me and

(22:08):
this is radio. As far as uh getting involved with
the FCC, we've been through all this stuff. Oh yeah,
nobody was around going what about free speech? When the
uh the Super Bowl, all the affiliates got fined millions
of dollars when uh Janet Jackson had that little malfunction, Yeah,

(22:31):
nobody said what about No, everybody just went that's hilarious.
Then all of a sudden, radio started getting fined for
talking about it.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Gotta be careful, we gotta be careful, doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, everybody started getting pulled off the air, and find
all these dj started doing they were doing their shows,
and all of a sudden things change and people got fired.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
It was it was crazy to be so much more careful.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
Now it just has to do with the environment, and
you just got to read what's going on in the landscape,
and that's how you stay on the air, and look,
I've there's been times where I didn't I didn't read
the landscape well, and I've been pulled off the air.
And you learn now Jimmy will go out there and
try to wrap himself in some weird flag and say
I was pulled off. The government's coming after me. Shut up.

(23:21):
But he'll do it to try to get himself a
you know, a new job or whatever. Man, good luck,
and look, he's.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Not sure where he will land next. But that that
news was really shocking to see last night just goes
to show.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
No, I just rolled my eyes because you know what,
he will be able. He'll be fine. He's very, very very,
he's filthy rich, and he will be able to feed
his family and stuff. It's when guy's like.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
The Earl's still shocking though, whether or not how successful
or rich he is, it was still shocking to see.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Not me that was not shocked. Whatsoever. I've been saying
on the air. We've been talking about this when I
was I.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Was sitting at dinner with my husband and he was like, whoa.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
When he pulled Colbert, I was like, here comes the
others are coming. The others are next because they can't
make money off these shows.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, one of the opinion articles, one of the opinion articles.
You know, a lot of people are like, is this
fair to.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yes, it is fair.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
It has a lot of people are like, well, you know,
they've been trying to probably get rid of him for
a while. Yeah, and this is just.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
The comes down the money, you know. And and again
these affiliates are going, we signed up for ha haas not.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
This kind of like when musicians weigh in on politics. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they're in the middle of performing a concert and then
just stop.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
I love the BC Boys. I hated when they started
going off on stuff and it was like, you know,
I wanted the hip hop body rock doing to do
beer drinking, breastingke. It's sniff in glue. I don't want
gun control mentioned in my wraps, right, you know. And
again I don't like getting into this stuff. But you know,
when my email starts getting flooded with this because I've

(24:56):
been goofing on Jimmy Kimmel, that's the only reason why
I'm bringing it up. And then you know, and then
the whole American flag people on on Facebook talking about
free speech. It's like, okay, well I'm on this broadcast platform.
I need to explain it again how that works. I
guess this is the last time I'm gonna mention because
my job, because I have to stay in my lane,

(25:17):
is to play the hits. I don't have any tickets
to give away today though, so I guess I am
not doing my job correctly.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Ok.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Chris shop or getting more excited around the office. Now
that it's closer to Friday, people that we only see
on Fridays are popping in here. I hate Fridays the
best day of the week.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Aside from that, there's this guy in Ohio making the headline. Yes,
his name is Stephen Keenan.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Really is his middle name Wayne? The engineer said, anybody
who gets arrested, usually it's a serial killer. The middle
names are always Wayne. So when I write my uh
my go killer comedy, Yeah, no, it's going to be
a comedy movie. He's a guy that can He wants
to be a psycho killer, but he can never sneak
up on women because his uh somebody always calls him

(26:11):
on his phone and the ringer spooks the women and
they run off.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
I can't wait for that one.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
But his name is going to be Dwayne Wayne Wayne.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No three names with this one. This dude works for
the Akron Public Schools. He's the Facilities services department director. Okay,
so he's been accused of violating the staff's code of ethics. Oh,
somehow it was found out that Steve, somehow, someone found

(26:43):
out that he sold eleven of the district's lawnmowers on
Facebook marketplace A Chris, I know you're on there a lot.
So see a lawnmower be coming from Stephen?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
But uh so never got the approval from the four
obviously to do how and when they confronted him about it,
he goes, look, I did it so I could buy
new lawnmowers.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
For this school he could have found Yeah, see let
it play out before you bust a dude. He could
have gotten a good deal. So how many did you sell?

Speaker 3 (27:17):
This is what he's saying. This is, according to the reports,
that he bought seven traded in lawnmowers under quote unquote
a friends and family discount. Yes, paid about fifty six
hundred forum uh huh, and then listed seven of the
school mowers and got fifteen k out of it.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
There you go, he's man, So let up yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Like you said, let it play out for a bit,
see what he does with that extra ten k. Yeah,
and how this whole thing works out. But instead they
put a stop to it and they said he's been
suspended without pay and he might be losing his job
over it. No, I should he lose his job for
selling the school lawnmowers on Facebook marketplace?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
See you, No, he didn't lose his job. He lost
that job and is now moving up to a different job.
That's what I say should happen.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
When one door closed another one open.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Yes, he should. He should be moving up. In my opinion, he.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Sounds like a smart business man like Laws is looking
after these lawnmowers at the school. It's his department.

Speaker 1 (28:21):
So I like it because, look, you know, I went
through a divorce and stuff, and I go right to
the marketplace to do stuff for my apartment, My couch,
my chairs, all that's everything in my place is all
you know.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
Is all secondhands and it's always.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
People go, I'm getting ready to move. This stuff's got
to go.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
And they price it awesome because I just want to
get it out. Yeah, usually want you to come and
pick it up.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Right, Yes, exactly. It's like this has got to go
this week. You know, they're like one hundred dollars for
this couch and then you hit them up, you go,
I'll give you sixty fine, anything, anything.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
So I don't have to move it and call my
friends over for them to have to move it, and
then they're it'sed off at me. I'm not at that
age too where if someone were to ask me to
help them move, don't count me in for that and beering.
I got it.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
I won't even ask friends to help me. Well, friend,
I gotta have friends. And then yeah, I want to
ask people to help me move. No way, I know
better than that.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
It's too risky.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, no, I won't do that, but yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
I got to hire the pros for that.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
So yeah. Stephen Keenan not sure what's going to happen
between him and Akron Public Schools, but he is making
the headlines for this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Well, I just got an email from our corporate office.
It says new CEO for iHeartRadio Stephen Keenan. Interesting person.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
We know he's good with money.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Our new microphones are from from Marketplace, they say, realistic.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
That's why we have some issues with them. Everything is
from the marketplace in.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Here, Sarah Alice. Yesterday, I'm at home and uh, my
ex wife. It's hard to talk. It's weird because you know,
we just got divorced. But my ex wife, Lynney calls me.
She still kind of takes care of me because I'm like, uh,
we goofind this because I'm like Ozzie, I just kind
of kind of bounce around on stuff. I don't know
what I'm doing in lie.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
She's very good to you. I feel like she cooks
for you a lot.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Yeah. I was over to watch a game on Sunday
and she made wings. Anyway, so you got it pretty good. Yeah,
it's still a good thing. So we had, you know,
a thing with the insurance because you know, we were
married and now we're not. M h.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
I'm sure that's been a pain to go through all that.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Well, Yeah, and she was dealing with it, and yesterday
I get a call because there was a thing with
because we both work here, and I'm so I'm taking
off the insurance. I don't know. So there was a
whole thing and the insurance changed and we have children
and she calls me and then I'm on three way
with the lady here with the insurance, and they called

(30:55):
me the good news that, oh yeah, your insurance it
was over on the fourteenth. I'm like, oh good, I'm
glad you called tell me this. And then you go, yeah,
we don't know what happened the insurance. The letter that
you were supposed to receive went to your old address,
and we see in here that you did change in

(31:15):
your in our system here to your new address. We
don't know why the letter went to your old address
to tell you you should change all this stuff with
your insurance and stuff. So, uh, we're sorry that that happened,
that the letter went to your old address where your
wife is and stuff, and didn't go to your new address.
So anyways, you don't have insurance. Oh that's great. Well

(31:37):
thanks for telling me this. They're like, ye, sorry, see
you later.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
So you missed out, you missed the window.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Yeah. So I'm like, so that's it, Like, yeah, we'll
put it in a ticket.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
A ticket holy hell.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Yeah. So I'm like, this is perfect, Thank you.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
For you're dealing with national iHeart. This is iHeart, not
something where you can just figure it out here locally
where it's a little bit easier.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Yeah, and my and my ex wife is like, well
maybe though you know, she's always last half full, like you,
I got, I go.

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Once you missed the deadline. It's not easy.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
How long have you worked here? You think this is gonna.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Work out nine times out of tenant doesn't. I mean,
this is a very follied situation. My god, yes, I
want this to work out for you. But she goes.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
She goes that lady was very nice. So I go,
she has nothing to do with this. She hung up
and told she.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Because I was like, I got did what she had
to do. I go.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
She she just laughed to the lady to the Cuba,
go next door. She doesn't care about this.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
She's like this idiot, Yeah, you know what, at least
you don't have to pay.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, she goes. She goes, uh, yeah, you know uh.
And I do see in your in your your thing
here that you did change your address. I go, yeah,
I told you that. She goes, yeah, just what I
had to check. I go, well, I'm not gonna lie
to you.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
And why is this conversation happening?

Speaker 1 (33:01):
I go, I go, why did you call me to
tell me this news? And she goes, well, we just
wanted to let you know that you don't have insurance.
I got I go, okay, but this isn't my fault.
She goes, yeah, I know. We set the letter to
your old house. I go, yeah, where I don't lose.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Oh no, they couldn't have called you forty eight hours
in advance. My head's up.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
If she goes and we set the letter to the
wrong house, and we did that, and she told me everything.
They made this mistake, and I'm the one that gets.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
F and there's not a whole lot you can do.
And she goes once the deadline is done, and.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
She goes and we put in the ticket. I go, okay,
and then she goes, that's all we can do. I'm like,
I'm not right. Thanks for calling.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
I've missed it before. You feel like you're just walking
on thin ice every single day. Please don't get sick.
Please don't end up in an emergency room.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Out in one of those safes from the cartoons are
going to fall in my head and the little birds
are going to spin around the lump.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
That's you. You are the coyote.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Yeah, so thank you. iHeartRadio once again.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
Well, you got to avoid going to the hospital, the doctor,
the eye doctor, which I know, you go to all
of them all of the.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Time, just another and I have it, and I have medicines.
I have to take every every you know what I mean,
I have and I depress it and all that stuff.
I'll be paying full price, thinks iHeart Radio.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh this is awful. Sorry, this is.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
When I get the payback for the breakfast and all
that stuff that I just did.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Again, you got fully you take one step forward buying
breakfast for the entire staff, two steps back. You don't
have any coverage exactly.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
There's no there's definitely no team in iHeart Radio. It's
all about you know.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
They put the eye and oh man, man, I'm nervous
for you, especially at the bad seasons rolling around where
all this stuff is contagious. Everyone gets sick.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, I'm gonna get whatever the new variant is, and
it's going to rop me from the inside out. The nuke.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
The new COVID's already got you. They're like, who's uninsurance.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
They're gonna send me flowers and then dock it out
of my own pay and then they're gonna tell me
you should have got our insurance. That will be the
last words I hear.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Oh while you're in the hospital that you can't pay
for it.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
And then and then they're gonna they're gonna fire me
with cause because I missed a commercial. I couldn't breathe.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Oh my god. I feel like most of us have
been there before, where you just you just somehow missed
the deadline. You gotta wait an entire year. Well, this
should be an interesting three hundred and sixty five days.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Exact for you did ticket? I no, the lady did.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Now you really can't leave your house?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, exactly, now you know why? Perfect? Well, thank you
once again.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
It's Friday Eve and it's also National Cheeseburger Day, which
is my favorite thing in the entire world to eat.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
I know.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
A good cheeseburger.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
I know you can't go wrong with a good cheeseburger,
especially on like well for me, I can only speak
for me on a bun with And I learned this
from that place du Chaise, which is over in Harper's
Point there close to where I live, and they have
this It's a pretzel bun.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
M Everything tastes better on a pretzel bun.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yes, and a cheeseburger with an egg on it.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
And I know a good brunch burger bacon, some sort
of aoli.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Who's what's aoli?

Speaker 3 (36:44):
It's like that Naoi sauce Okay, flavored mayo sauce that
we all love. It's kind of on everything. Now you
dip your fries in it.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
See, this morning I blew it because I don't eat breakfast. Okay,
like yesterday, I didn't eat until I didn't eat until.
Let's see, I went swimming at twelve fifteen, so I
didn't eat until eleven forty five yesterday. So this morning
I was in a good mood. So I had a
coffee cake this morning.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
So I love that for you.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
No, I feel guilty, so I blew it today. So
this morning, when I go home, I'll have probably two nectarines.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Chris, that makes me really sad for you. We've got
to celebrate with a cheeseburger today. No, I wished himself
to a cheeseburger. There are so many deals going on
to me too.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I know, I know, and we'll get to that in
a second. But if I didn't have that coffee, if
I knew about cheeseburger Day today before the coffee, I
would have I would have blew off the coffee cake
this morning. And I would have went and got a cheeseburger.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Toeo you No, I'd rather have yeah, Like, I love
the sweets, but if I had to pick, I'd much
rather have a cheesebeat me too.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
I shouldn't have blown it today, but now I feel worse,
But go ahead.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
I can't win with you.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Listen, that's just my life. I ruined my life early
back in the day, so.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
And I don't have health insurance. And now you've really
got to be on top of your game.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
It's true, thank you.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
It might be worth risking for today though. McDonald's they're
celebrating with fifty cent double cheese burgers. Now, okay, a
lot of these deals too, you have to have the
app for Okay, I feel like most of them, most
of them you do. But when it comes to, you know,
fast food burgers. Seriously, it's just it doesn't get better
than McDonald's. They've got, they've have, they have one of

(38:28):
my favorites to get the fries with it, the milkshake,
the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
And the fries.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
You just you just what are the best fries in
the world?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
I know? And you put the fries in the burger?
Go ahead?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
God? Yeah, stack them with the cheese m and I
always do the lap fries like I always get an
extra thing of fries to have on the ride home.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Go ahead, go ahead. Burger King.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
They've got a deal going on today. They say, if
you've got the app, you get a free cheese burger
with any purchase of a dollar or more.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
The burger King by me, they tore down. I don't
even know where it was one, But okay, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
I have one in Mainstraws. There's a Burger King and
a McDonald's right next to it.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
My god, it's two drivers right there.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Dairy queen free double original cheeseburger with a dollar or
more purchase. Oh my god, if you want to sit
down and get yourself a cheeseburger today, Applebee is one
of my favorite. Oh they've got a classic bacon cheeseburger
or everything's better with bacon, I know, or a classic

(39:34):
cheeseburger or classic hamburger for eight ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
If me che's Burger day. If Minie soiled your lawn
right and.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
She keeps the lawn soiled every day, I know.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
But and the JD. Your husband took a piece of
bacon and put it on top of it.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Yeah, how do you even come up with this?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Would you stop? You just said bacon makes everything better.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
It does make everything better? Does that make everything at all? Bull,
You're sick.

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