09/23/2025 - Phat Womanz

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hippy HiT's EBN and the city is fired up. Even
Johnny five, our buddy the muscle machine, who uh is
a professional wrestler all day long, twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
I feel like we haven't heard from him in a while.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Well, if you go to kid Chris dot com. Uh,
he made a message to the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Pittsburgh pirates more like Ooopsberg. The resident are gonna smash you.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Uh huh, You're nothing.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm gonna make you walk the point. A lot of
the rest Pittsburgh suck dase hold what is the pirate
on his birthday?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
I made get it?

Speaker 3 (00:46):
You people in Pittsburgh just stupid to get it. My
rads are gonna beat your ass. It's right, Pittsburgh. You
don't want these cannons, Pittsburgh. I'm coming for all your
fat womans, Pittsburgh. Shiney five fun, whatso mache? Just my

(01:10):
black ass? Now.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
The Reds released a hype video yesterday that should be
it on their social media.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
This thing is awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, that's what I'm wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yep, why Johnny was not a part of that. She's
bringing a lot of hype.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Well, watch the video.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's up on the kid Chris dot com sports on
the Facebook page too.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
The Facebook.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah, so you can check that out. Johnny five the
muscle machine from Northbrook. He hails from there and he
is a professional wrestler twenty four hours a day.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You know, we need him outside of GAVP this week.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Greeting all of the fans, yes, and showing pirates fans.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Uh collar you're on here? Oh Tyler?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh, Tyler already, yes.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, Tyler, let's hear what's going on.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
You're early today, not brom Christopher, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Oh he hung up on us because I already knew
what was going on.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We'll hear from him in about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Yeah, he calls every twenty minutes or so, twenty fifteen minutes,
so tell us.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Until he goes to work around eight o'clock. I've got
his schedule down really well.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Tonight Jimmy Kimmel goes back to work.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I saw that that was quick.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, his hand was slapped and now he goes back to.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Work, and hey, actually we need you are.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Are well.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
I mean it makes sense because you know out there
in a lot of the big cities too, you are
in a union and you don't want to mess with
the unions and contracts and all that stuff.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And also she was pretty messy.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Jimmy Kimmel, from what I understand behind the scenes and
all that stuff, is a very very loyal dude and
cares a lot about his friends and all that. And
he's going back to work probably for mostly for his
staff and all that stuff. You know, his good friend, obviously,
his best friend is Adam Carolla.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
And you said he's still doing the podcast stuff, right.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Adam Carolla is yes, And Adam Carolla as far as politics,
swings one hundred and fifty percent the other way from
Jimmy Kimmel, and they're best friends.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
So for me, it just goes to show don't let
politics affect your friendship or relationship with somebody.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
So and then from what you know, like I said,
what I understand is French friends and family are very
very important to Jimmy, and so I would imagine he's
going back to work for all the people around him
and stuff. So it'll be interesting. It'll be the first
time he probably gets ratings tonight, this will probably.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Be his most watched show. He's had better a long time.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
You better crank it up.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm sure. Yeah, I'm sure he's gonna be very careful too.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Late night TV is uh is on the ropes man,
well TV in general. I mean looking at what's on
TV tonight. This is what TV is boasting. Dancing with
the Stars.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
And have you seen the lineup? I don't recognize anybody.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
No, and the voice I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Was still on.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
America's Got Talent. That's all the big things that are
on tonight that's still going.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Now, look, I'm making fun of.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
All this stuff, but I know people are into it.
It's still on for a reason.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
But if they all said to me, hey, come, we
want you to come and do all this stuff and
we'll pay you, I'll be like, yeah, it's the greatest
singing of all dude.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
That would be so fun to go on Dancing with
the Stars.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'm a sucker for cash. I'll do anything.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Which one would you pick?

Speaker 6 (04:51):
All?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Would you go on whatever one pays the most?

Speaker 6 (04:55):
Dude?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I would love to see you try to dance.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
It doesn't matter how much you're paying me.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You just got to hope that you can make it
to each week.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Does get made, it does not matter.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, that's how you get more money, no longer you left. Whatever,
if they get those votes in.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
If they said to me, if they said, hey, we
have a brand new show called I don't know a
dance around like an idiot with your with a banana
in your ass, I'll be like, all right, what what?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
What time is it on? And how much am I getting?

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey? I see that every morning out here?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, to put you on with Sarah at least?

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah it is. That's Sarah Night.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Oh tonight, it's.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Every night, So catch up real quick because I know
it was a busy weekend. The Reds are holding down
the third wild card spot for the National League. Yeah,
so to put it in perspective, if the season were
to end today, they'd be in because they got the
tiebreaker over the Mets since they beat them more this season.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, if the season were to end for the for
football right now, the Bengals will in the playoffs.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Yeah, first place, first place in the AFC nor thanks
to the Baltimore Ravens not able to get it done
last night.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
So this isn't that interesting.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
But yeah, Red's controlling their own destiny. They swept the
Cubs over the weekend and with the Mets losing to
the Nationals.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
So that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
We are still up against this team though it's not over,
so we got to hype up our guys. The Reds
have six remaining regular season games, three of them are
here starting tonight. You got one at six forty, tomorrow
at six forty, and then we all got to skip work.
On Thursday, they have first pitch at twelve forty and

(06:44):
the Reds and the players are using this hashtag called
pack gabp, so they want this place filled up, have
the support of their fans, and the Reds are trying
to help out here. They're like, look, we know everybodious
we're still using the high get a trending, but the
Reds want to help people out there, like, look, we

(07:04):
know it can get pricey to get people down here,
especially if you've got a family of four or five,
six whatever. They've got tickets discounted at eight bucks, so
just go to Reds dot com slash tickets. They've got
a bunch on there still available. Plus they're going to
offer their special three two one concession deal not only
just tonight when it's normally just a Tuesday thing, but

(07:25):
also offering it tomorrow and Thursday, So that means you
get a three dollar beer, two dollars hot dogs, and
then one dollar ice cream cups. So they're trying to
help out as much as they can to get everybody
excited and in.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Now, what am I going to use that hashtag when
I'm drunk beating up people down the banks?

Speaker 7 (07:42):
Now?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Why would you go there? Why would you use the banks?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah you're right now, Now, why.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Would you even take it in this direction?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
I don't. Everybody else does.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Nobody else is going to be fighting at the ballparker
at the banks after these games.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Oh, so those are faith.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I have faith in humanity. I have faith in humanity.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Hold it together, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. If you're gonna fight,
save it for another day.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
What day? Not a day that ends? And why? Okay,
just put it together.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Come on, we want people to be freaked out about
going downtown to support their Red Legs to what such
a jerk?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
But be excited.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
This is a really this is the biggest series for
our Reds this entire season.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
No other series has.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Been more important than this one up against the Pirates.
And then you got a hell of a pitching matchup
tomorrow night. You got Paul Skeens versus Hunter Green. These
are two of the best pitchers in the entire league.
So it's musty baseball all week. And then that's the
only other thing I'm concerned about. I'm not worried about
the punches, but I am worried about mother nature being

(08:57):
a jerk.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's like, get it together, get it together here?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Well, I mean, are people going to be well?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
They will still play in the rain, but if its
lightnings and thunders, there's nothing they can do about that.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
So so, Queen of the Queen City, are the people
allowed to fight if if they've trained out?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
God?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, why would they fight? What is there to fight about?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I no, no, I asked myself those questions when I
see them in there.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
But you're saying those videos are fake.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I never said that they were fake.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Okay, So, but I'm not worried about fights at the
ballpark this week, You're not, Okay, No, I don't worry
about that. When I go to the ballpark, I never
see them there. So they're just behave they're phantom. Be
good with your alcohol. I know it's exciting that the
fears are just three bucks. We're all excited about our
Reds winning. Just try to behavee though, so they don't

(09:48):
take away these things. This is nice with the Reds.
Are just three two one.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, get loubed up, go out to the banks, and
then they head.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
To the Brewers.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
This weekend the writing times for Reds fans.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
You bring the fight out to the Brewers or do
we just fight here? This is sports?

Speaker 2 (10:09):
What's Say?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
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Speaker 8 (10:23):
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continue that playoff push tonight with the final home series

(10:46):
of the season. It's the first of three up against
those Buckos. Here we go aka the Pirates. Brady Singer,
We'll go for the Red Lakes tonight at six forty.
Prior to tonight, the Reds of honor the late Hall
of Famer Dave Parker. The Cobra, the Parker family, former
teammates and friends will be taking part in the it
and honoring the baseball legend and former Pirate and Red
Star and pregame ceremonies, and the Reds have announced that

(11:09):
throughout this Pirate series, it's time to pack and stack
Great American Ballpark. They have eight dollar tickets and three
two one nights. You know that you know all about this,
don't you, Sarah.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Three dollar beers, two dollars hot dogs, one dollar ice cream.

Speaker 8 (11:23):
That's exactly what I just said, be here for this.
I don't know, he's maybe yeah, would be in the
wild card chase is six to go. Now, Reds are
tied a course for the Mets in that final spot.
The Mets open a series tonight against those Cubbies in Chicago.
Arizona's one back. The d Backs open a series against
the Dodgers San Diego, clinching a postseason berth last night

(11:44):
with an extra inning win against Milwaukee. The Giants lost
to the Cardinals, So the Giants are about done three
and a half back.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
They need a major.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Collapse because this is a very important week.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
This run could be write down just in the playoffs
and football. This run could be better than the actual
world series.

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Yeah's huge.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Let's see Bengals update.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
Bengals have their usual player day off and they get
back to the action tomorrow preparing for Monday Night's battle
at Denver. Joe Burrow seen around scene moving around the
locker room using as scooter after that turf toe surgery.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Dides he have insurance on the scooter.

Speaker 8 (12:22):
A great insurance. To ask his nationwide insurance man tight end.
Noah Fan is in concusion protocol like most of us.
Running back samaj p Ryn will not need surgery on
a right thumb hurt Sunday against the Vikes.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
The whole team is. They're hurting her digits.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
I know, toes, I know. Come on, these are the
easy body parts.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
You got to give them all those gloves that the
guys wear when they slide into bases.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Exact, Yeah, Cruz here, just carry the football Monday Night football.
Speaking of that, former Miami mount healthy standout running back
David Montgomery ran for one hundred and fifty one year
ours and two scores. Detroit out guns Baltimore thirty eight
to thirty. The Lions sacked Lamar Jackson seven times in

(13:08):
Baltimore one and two. Detroit goes to two and one.
Let's see college football. The Cincinnati Bearcats will open Big
twelve place Saturday with a noon kickoff at Kansas. The
Bearcats have announced at the Knippert Stadium on Saturday, October
fourth against Iowa.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
State is sold out.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (13:25):
Soccer FC Cincinnati midfielder Evander has been named for the
eleventh time this season to the MLS Team of the
Match Day. Evander with three assists and Saturday's win at
the LA Galaxy the Orange and Blue or on home
Saturday against Orlando. She went to you know what soccer
NHL preseason last night, Buffalo shuts out the Columbus Blue

(13:48):
Jackets for nothing.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Oh my gosh, hockey is bad.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
It's right wait, I cannot wait, un Cyclones.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
Oh I'm going to be up there at on November
first when the Blue Jackets play the Blues.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Oh that'll be good.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
My friends have season tickets and they invited us.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Man.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
I got to get to ith. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
I gotta start looking at the flyer schedule for my
trip to Philly this year.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
It's been a bed since I've been up to that stadium. No,
I am that arena.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I gotta really start paying attention to NHL this year.
I got to get back into it. Yeah yeah, well,
thank you seg Mans. Any time, what station's giving you,
there's two stations giving.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It to you. It's Penn Station East Coast Subs.

Speaker 8 (14:26):
It's all about good taste because you got the hand
crafted subs the Fridays and then what what lemonade?

Speaker 9 (14:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (14:35):
That that's what I had yesterday, Osbrook. Yes online today
at Penn Station East Coast Subs. Right here at the
home of the Hits, the Bengals and Rock and Roll
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Speaker 4 (14:50):
Ain't no joke.

Speaker 9 (14:53):
Yeah, it's like on sports es this yeah Gerald, Gerald,
how are you going?

Speaker 4 (15:01):
This is? This is Rady Slack in the flesh baby,
Hey Slack.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
I'm a big fan. First of all, thank you. Enjoy
you doing the show. Yes, yeah, yeah, A big sports
fan and you really know how to talk sports, so
I appreciate it. My friends, and I I'll check you out.
Uh hey, ever tell you though that you look like
a lesbian Frankenstein? Anybody ever tell you a look like that.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
I've no, I've looked at myself and thought similar things.
Maybe I'll wear that costume for Halloween.

Speaker 7 (15:33):
Gerald No, not a costume you look at that in
real life? Man, Lesbian Frankenstein?

Speaker 4 (15:40):
All right?

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Is that all you have for me? Gerald No, you have.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
A pumpkinhead though, so happy Halloween on that. I guess.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Head, Yeah, I I do. I do have a giant
skull seven and five eights fitted hat.

Speaker 7 (15:54):
Yeah, Lesbian Frankinstan.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
All right? Is that it?

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Cheer later, Lesbian and Frankenstean.

Speaker 9 (16:03):
See you, buddy nine one of the three two zero
six thirty second sports U's.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
This there's Mike, Hey, Mike, how are you?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
What the hell was that guy talking about? Lesbian and Frankenstein.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
That's okay, Now you gonna shave your balls in the
shape of a jack O'Lantern.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
There we go today. Man, is Kid Chris getting me
on this show? Kid Chris? What are you doing Toomey.

Speaker 9 (16:27):
Pal For those of you who don't know, there's a
The Kid Chris Show over there WBN Cincinnati.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (16:33):
Sometimes they like to try to hijack talk shows. Perhaps
this is what's happening to me. Maybe it's someone else.
Maybe it's an impostor uh not the not the Kid
Chris Show. It means a lot. I feel like I
finally made it to the big.

Speaker 4 (16:48):
Time kid Chris Show. Seven w web and.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh it's a kid Chris show and it today is
a twenty third. Jason Alexander's birthday today. You know you
know him, Sarah Lice, you're a big Seinfeld fan. Yeah, George,
I've talked to him a few times.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
On the phone.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Is he cool?

Speaker 7 (17:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (17:08):
Really, complete, Dick. I'll show you a text.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
I have a text where I'm asking him if he
wants to come on, and he said, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Lose my phone number.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
Yeah stop people to Aaron Rodgers, to Adam Schefter, huge, Dick,
lose my number. Maybe he's mad because he was the
big dork on that show.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
Sorry, you did a good job. It's a badge of honor.
How about that.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Playing the loser on a very successful show making a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Playing the loser? Okay, that wasn't you fine? How about
playing the a hole? Because you have that rolled down.
Bruce Springsteen's birthday today. I'm from the East Coast and
around there people love Bruce Springsteing, Bruce Springsteen and Billy Joel.
I love Billy Joel.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Seen him live before Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
I've never seen Bruce live. He's probably incredible live. I
don't know. I just don't get into that music.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
A billionaire telling me how he's the working man on
the dock and stuff.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I ain't buying it.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Carl To wrote for you, and.

Speaker 4 (18:07):
Then people like I'm like, They're like, I love Bruce Brasy,
He's so good.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
I'm like, really, what about Pee Cadillac Rolling down the
Street or Tunnel of Love.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
We just know their songs.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
That's it awful anyways.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
All Right, That's all I got because the rest is
like rappers and stuff is their birthdays. Anyhow, I have
right now, Uh, an opportunity for you to go check
out Mike Tyson. He's going to be at the hard
Rock Cafe or the hard Rock Casino.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
I'm sorry, hard Rock Cafe, hard.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Rock Casino doing a one man show. All right, we'll
play five and ten.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Oh my favorite.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
All right, that's a real quick, easy game.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Right, I'll give you something like a topic for instance,
like uh, Sarahle named five things that smell bad in
ten seconds, go.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Feet fart, poop onions, socks you go.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
So it's simple, something simple.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
Uh crossed out there for a second.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
That's what makes it hard when the when the gun's
pointing at it, at you to do it in ten seconds.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
It's hard. So we'll play that game, all right.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
So someone who gets through it, we'll get tickets to
go check out Mike.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
Tyson right uh in the torn of the mic.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
As we wait for people to call, we'll get a
word from our buddy Johnny five, the muscle machine from
uh Northbrook, who has some words for your Pittsburgh pirates
coming to town to try to spoil the chances for
our Cincinnati Reds.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Pittsburg pirates more like oopsperg the resiy are gonna smash you.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
You're nothing.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
You walk the point A lot of the rest Pittsburgh
suck DAEs Hold what is the pirate on his birthday?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
I made.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Yet you people in Pittsburgh just to be to get
it my Reds. I gotta beat your ass, Pitteburg. You
don't want these cannons Pasteburg. I'm coming for all your
fat woman's Pitteburg shiney five.

Speaker 10 (20:16):
Five?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
What three loops?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
So shame get my black ass, dude.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
That's gonna be the next hype video for our red
That's right.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You can see that video up on kid Chris dot com.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
It's with two d's.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
We got to pack the ballpark for our Reds over
the next three days.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
And as he said, he's coming for all your fat women's.

Speaker 7 (20:42):
Rive.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
You're fat women's all right. So five, three, seven, four, nine,
one two seven. If you want to play five and
ten to get yourself tickets to go, check out Mike
Tyson at the Hollywood Casino.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Who are you, Nate, Nate?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
You ready to play man?

Speaker 4 (21:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
It's simple five and okay, dude, let me get the
sheet here. You know how to play, right?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Alright, ummm, let's do this quick, all right, something easy.
Give in ten seconds, give me five popular cartoon characters.

Speaker 7 (21:26):
Go Nicky Mouse, many Mouse, goofy Donald Duck and.

Speaker 9 (21:34):
Yeah, Jeff, oh, how about that?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Look at that?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That works for me. You got tickets, dude. Congratulations all right, dude, yeah,
hold on a second. Congratulations, quick and easy, done, fun
and that's that gonna go.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Check out Mike Tyson at the end of November at
Hard Rock Casino.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
I think it's November ninth, is it?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Is it November twenty third?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (22:02):
It does okay according to the website.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
All right, that's November twenty third. Fine, fine, fine with
me whatever.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
So there you go any way, clear your schedules and
make it happen.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, I just don't do anything all of November. At
some point, Mike Tyson will be there. All right, Sarah,
what's thedilio? What's going on out there?

Speaker 4 (22:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Really?

Speaker 7 (22:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Tell us?

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Uh huh that's me?

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Is it time for Sarah? Really?

Speaker 2 (22:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
To your impressions, it's nig. Oh that's you doing nutch.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I mean, I think I do a pretty good job.
It's neck. You would never be able to tell the difference.

Speaker 4 (22:42):
No, I always think it's a nudge running in here.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
When you do that, it's nag because I announced myself.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah it's Zarah.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
It's nay. Don't we all do that when we enter
a room.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, whenever I see nudge, it's nig the dudge of
guy that works in the middle of the night.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
On a radio.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
We never see her.

Speaker 10 (23:12):
No, uh, that's here, I am who did that?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
That's you, not me?

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Right in Myrtle Beach, this chick is making the headlines.
Her name is Kelsey Miller. Okay, it's twenty nine years old.
I'm gonna show you her mugshot. I will put this
up on the eb on Facebook page. I know we
all like to see it. Here's the mugshot of her.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
That is, let's see.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Give me your rating.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Okay, we got a right through Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Do it through Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Hamilton is uh like ground zero for according to my
Facebook stats, Hamilton is number one.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
We do love our Hamilton people.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Absolutely, I've done. I've only been to Hamilton like twice.
I did two like cell phone remote like cell phone
place remotes out there, and when I pulled in the
place was packed.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I love that. Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Not a whole lot going on in Hamilton all of
the time. Well, downtown Hamilton's beautiful. I grew up right
next door in Fairfields.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Okay, I'm trying to think. Let's see ham she would
be a Hamilton six.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
All right, I'll remember that. You said that.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Okay, Hamilton six. So when you put that up on Facebook, kid,
Chris says, she's.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
A Hamilton sion, there you go. According to that picture,
she doesn't look very pleased.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
She looks a little rough in the photo, definitely not smiling.
So Kelsey Miller is twenty nine years old, is a
tough twenty.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Nine Yeah, that is.

Speaker 5 (24:57):
She met this guy on Reddit, not named. I didn't
even know that you could meet people on Reddit, but
I guess you can. She invited him up to her hotel.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Room, and we've got some drama from there.

Speaker 5 (25:08):
Okay, so I guess Kelsey hooked up with this guy.
And at the end she goes, okay, so where's my money?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (25:16):
M m reports are saying since he didn't pay for
the sex.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
On his way out of the hotel room, she says,
I'm gonna send my man after you.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
She grabs her gun.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Oh boy, as he's trying to get out, shoots him
in his arm. Oh yeah, because he didn't pay for
the goods?

Speaker 7 (25:40):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (25:41):
Is it really that gun?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Let me see that picture.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
There's no pick of the guy, no of her goods.
There's not that out there anyhow, Well, I don't think so,
I don't know. So anyway, now she's been charged with
attempted murder, prostitution, drug possession.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Oh okay, all of this while.

Speaker 5 (26:01):
She's got a dude, though maybe they have a little business,
his business venture.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
And she's hooking it out so he can get.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
His score because obviously there's I would imagine there's meth involved,
because that's a hard What is she twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Two counts of drug possession? Yeah, and if you see
her mug shut.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, that's a rough life.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
Oh, definitely some drugs involved. Yeah with that, she looks
older than me. Yeah, yeah, and I am older than her.
No funse to this chick, but living a tough life.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
I'm going to crank that down. That's a Hamilton four.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's gonna say, after you hear the story, you might
feel different.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
With some hepatitis in there too, we'll add that.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, it seems risky if you're going to hunk up
with this chick. No fun I mean, no fense to.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
Her, but yeah you come armed with some rubber.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
But she had a gun and the dude didn't pay her.
So how much did yea? How much did this guy
have to pay her? What was she looking for? I
would I would love to know.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Yeah, either way, he's like, I ain't giving you that cop?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Did she ask that? When you called yo? You a cop?
Are you affiliated with law enforcement?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
You know what I mean. She's asked that before.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
When you called, they always say that, are you affiliated
with law enforcement? When I used to call in the
in the Yellow Pages, they would ask that, like you're
gonna go yes.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Well yeah, why would you just openly admit to that too?

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Actually, since you ask I am, I guess I'll let
you go.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah, it was handcuffed or not? For what you think?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
All right, well post that up, I say, now I
scale it back.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
That's a Hamilton. I don't know, man, because we're still
judging on Hamilton.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
So no before you said Hamilton sex.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
Yeah, that's a Hamilton six.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
We'll just leave it at that, all right, We'll let
the people figure it out. That's going up on the
EB and Facebook page.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
She's a Hamilton six. People weigh in.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Remember, if you call us and we like you, we
might put you on the air.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Does Chris Cube, Hello.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
It's me.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
It's me again. I just all I want to say is, oh,
I just love this show so much.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Show a lot of great stuff that I just it's
been backing up and I've been meaning to put up
on kid Chris dot com. This one lady called and
left a voicemail, uh quitting her job?

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Well, actually I think she got five. This is always
so good.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
This is for Rachel, you big fat, white, nasty, smelling
fat Beach, while you took me off the most schedule
with your trifling, dirty white races. As you big set
beach opened up a body, as beach. I'm coming up
to her, and I'm gonna be out of you Beach,
and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna
come up our unexpected and wait on your mother's head.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Beach.

Speaker 11 (29:21):
I'm coming to beat up out of your beach because
you did that on purpose with your andree racist white
eggs seeing her beach. Watch, I'm coming up out of
you a beach. I'm telling you, watch, I know what
kind of car you drive. I'm going to wait on
you and I'm going to beat your as beach Becau.
I'm gonna show you not to play with James mccollin's money.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
Beach.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
That's the first thing you beat. And you got me
because Beach, I told you what was going on. You
white mother take to see black people doing good or
doing anything for them, fields we faed white Beach.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Now that's the kind of voicemail. You leave after you
win the lottery and you don't need that place.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I think it's obvious though, because somebody was holding that
woman down from being CEO of a company.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I believe that's gotta be ed yep.

Speaker 4 (30:07):
Holding her down.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
I could see her on one of those, on one
of the financial calls.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
Yeah, we we about we about the blow some ish
up in this bitch waiting.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Truly professional.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
We are making money, hand over mother fing fist up.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
In her popob queen.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Here's some news.

Speaker 8 (30:30):
We tried to reach out to the man who died
in this pursuit.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
They were unavailable for comment. Mich go back to you.
Probably not a whole lot left to say.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
And then I saw this guy.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Now I looked and I watched one of his videos,
and now he shows up every day.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
It's this old dude.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
He's got to be in the seventies and he just
makes songs, him singing in on his karaoke machine. And
it's like in his little condo in Florida, it looks
like and people will request songs.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Oh wait, I kind of love that.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
And now he sings for people.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
You know, he's probably lonely.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
And he now he sings like these songs, these hip songs,
and he sang rock steady for somebody.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
When we begin to rock stand rocking not long, we
rock stand rocking jail, that break rock rock stand rocking

(31:36):
not long, rock stan rocking jail, that break down. You
look at too my eyes and cries.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
And that is so drunk uncle, right, we were all wrong.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's gonna be all of us rocking out at the
ballpark today, just playing over the loud speakers on high.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
That makes it like your fingers pickled stern the drink
letty rock it all that lot.

Speaker 5 (32:14):
We've all got someone in our family that we're picturing
right now.

Speaker 4 (32:18):
And if you don't, you're the guy. It's a kid, Chris,
it's e b n