10/02/2025 - No Neck

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the phone from Channel nine and John Mateice money
on Facebook. His name is John Matteisee.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is this kid, Chris and Sarah?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It is?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Hey, good morning. How are you guys.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
We're doing great, man. I'm excited for today because John
Mattaye always brings what I call the heat.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Are you in your trench coat right now?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I've got my trench coat on, my sunglasses, my hell
my mustache, and I put sombrero on top.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Good.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Good to go to warn you about this Facebook scheme
that you gotta watch out for because it's a scheme.
You might have heard about the Facebook settlement. There's a
big settlement, billions of dollars going out because they shared
your data with people they shouldn't have shared it with.
And people are getting an email from Facebook saying here's

(00:54):
the tales of your Facebook settlement. Money that's coming. It's
a legitimate settlement. This is something that actually you can't
apply for it now. You have to apply two years ago.
But the money's coming out. So look for money deposited
into your zell or Venmo or we'll send you check.
So that's all cool. Money is coming and you might

(01:14):
get on average. They're saying thirty bucks. What do you
think of that one?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Okay, sounds good. It's free money for more people.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah, now here's the scheme part. Well, wouldn't you know
that the scammers are sending out copycat emails? You know,
and it's got the court name on it and everything.
This is your official notice that you're part of the
Facebook settlement. You have money coming your way. Okay, so far,
so good. And then it says enter your social Security
number here to receive your payous.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
That's always bad news.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Very bad news. Do not enter a social don't even
enter a credit card, don't enter a bank account. Don't
know anything, because if if you're getting the money, it's coming,
it's on the way. They know where to send it
because they already got that from you. You told them
where to send the money. And otherwise, don't put in
any information in response to an email like that, because

(02:06):
if so, you'll become the victim.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Moved.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Watch out, John.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I know you sent me this the story and you
said you wanted to bring something up for Sarah Elise.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, sales, shopping, shopping. I know how much he loves
so you know, you get into October you're like, oh, man,
it's October. There's nothing on sale. Guess I'll wait for
Black Friday. And now maybe not because the retailers are
all starting big sales next week. They're all rolling it
out starting about next Monday and Tuesday, depending on the store,

(02:40):
because why because they wanted to come and buy stuff.
You know. I checked out though the reporting we did
on this last year because they are held those October sales,
and most of the people were like, man, yeah, it's
not Black Friday. It's not even like a Memorial Day
weekend sale where you get the couches and microwave ovens

(03:01):
marked down. They said, It's okay, you're gonna find some
stuff on sale, but it's not Black Pridy. You want
to you want that big TV you waste for Black Fridy.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay. I wish Kroger would do this with their brands
because I like the Kroger brands usually more than the
name brands.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Croger has some good stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah, they do some of their private selections does really good.
Then they should have a prime week at Kroger. Ye,
put all the stuff on sale.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
That would be nice.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, it would be very nice.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
You know, uh I.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I tell this on the radio John Matteries. I keep
track all the time, and there's certain things I buy
where I'm exclusive to the you know, the family Dollar,
Dollar Tree and all that stuff. I don't know why people,
and I know it's mostly out of convenience. When you're
shopping at a grocery store or something and you need
dish soap or something like that, you just grab it

(03:52):
while you're there. But what Yeah, you get a bunch
of it for a dollar fifty at the dollar store.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
You get at a dollar to me, I was interviewing
some lady yesterday in fact, and she's I got her
kitchen sink, and she had this thing that you rinse
blueberries and strawberries and it's the container and you rinse
them and then you put them in the fridge. I'm like,
that is the coolest container. I'm like, did you buy
that on Amazon or TV Moves? Just no, I got
it at a dollar Tree for a buck.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah. Yeah, everything is a dollar fifty at this dollar
Tree that I go to. And I walk in there
with certain things that I see on their app, like
a list, and I go in and I end up
leaving with several other things and you leave there and
you usually pay for stuff, and you have like three
bags and you didn't spend more than twenty bucks.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
See, Chris is really good about not wasting money. Also,
I love it. It is the greatest thing.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
And I feel so awesome because I feel like I'm
getting over on the man.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, that's not bad. Because Sarah walks into the Lulu
Lemons store in the mall, and four hundred dollars later
she walks out.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
You know what's really funny about that. I have one
pair of lou Blue Lemon leggings and I bought it
at a second hand store.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
That's good though.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I got them. I got them for like thirty bucks
and I've had them for probably three or four years now.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah. And what's good about that, John, she is she
regifted them and I got them for Christmas from her.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Wake to see you those valet.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I'm looking forward to you. I look so good.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Great talking you guys as always, Yes, John Manner to
sales and watch out for those scheme.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
As always we will. And thanks to John matterice money
on Facebook and of course I'm that Channel nine.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Okay, take care of that.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Whatever we say every year.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
And with their hair band. Could you won't settle.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
It.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
I mean, my paycheck didn't change neither.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
They're there, but it still sucks if they're a fan
of this team and you just keep getting let down
year after year after year after year.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You know, getting your hopes up. You don't say when
you okay to.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Get your hopes up. It's okay that you were excited
about that.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
What is your What is the definition of insanity is
doing the same thing over and over expecting a different outcome.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, but when you love something so much, you want
the best called.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's when you what you keep doing?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
What you have nothing to do? Or stock do you.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Love something so much and you just said and you
don't just hope the best in sanity and you just
smother it.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
That's kind of like if your kids are really into
something and they keep failing at it, you're not going
to just abandon them. They can't get it done. You
stop you you're obsessed with your kids? Yeah, but I
don't have kids. I invest my love in my sports teams.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
So yeah, you do that.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Thirty years they can't win it, so keep doing it.
Now it's going to be the Dodgers moving on and
they're going to play the Phillies this weekend, trying.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
To break out my Phillies Jersey.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
I guess he can't load the bases with no outs
and not get something out of that. That was Ellie's
time to shine and he couldn't.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
But since you didn't watch it, look yesterday on the
way to the game, I'm sure he was filling out
his app to book his vacation and tea time and
all that stuff. He's like, it does look quick?

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Are these guys getting out of town?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It doesn't matter. I got my vacation, I got my
fat wallet. That's what he said.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
It's tough. And then you see south Stewart, who's only
twenty one years old, putting the whole thing on him. Yeah,
he put all the blame on himself. He goes, it
was because of me that we lost, to see.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
That's what he said on the mic. It's because of me.
Last All right, thanks for your time, Okay, is it
camera off? Cool? I'm going to the club. Oh stop whatever.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Tough morning, and our beangals aren't doing well.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
It's all on you.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
F SU Cincinnati. Yeah, they've clinched and now let's see
what they can do with it.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
What's your story.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
That's my story. It's just hard being a Cincinnati sports fan.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
That's what's up.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, sure, let's see happening in New Jersey making the headlines,
a fifty one year old man named Dwight Bartley guilty.
He was, Oh, yeah, he's very guilty. He was pulled
over the other day going through a tunnel after a
police had noticed some things draped over his license plate,
blocking the numbers.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
A tunnel in the northeast.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
No, you don't say driving his white Mercedes Benz a
pair of black dress socks Tuck did, covering most of
the plate. Turns out he was trying to dodge toll cameras.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Wow, yes, do you know how much it is to
go to work? Would you drive your own car?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
He said, he didn't have one of those passes, so
that's what I was doing to avoid. Turns out, Dwight, now,
oh's over eighteen thousand bucks. Well, unpaid tolls and fees.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
How do you think he infords that car?

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Linked hundred and seventy two violations. Man, that's tough. Yeah,
I'm glad we don't have tolls around here.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Well, nobody goes to work.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Everyone just works from home.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is a prober at like noon or one o'clock during
the week. Oh yeah, and it's packed and you're like,
what pack is everyone doing here? Does nobody work anymore?

Speaker 1 (09:20):
They' all quote unquote work from home? And then they
bitch when people go, uh, you know, hey, we're making
cuts because you know the bottom line, we're not reaching
you know, we're not doing well. Hey, what the hell?
I deserve this job from home? Oh do you?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I'm going to show you this picture of Dwight's socks
draped over his license.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah. They have these things that they sell where you
can cover your license plate and then when you're going
close to those things, you hit a button and it
like will black out your license plate.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
Yeah, I saw that. That was a story a couple
of years ago.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Actually, I want to get that one from when I
go home to upstate New York because they have those things,
those toll things that when you pay, it'll scan your
license your license plate and then you get the toll
thing in the mail and then you pay your tolls
through the mail, right right, But I want to do.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
That, well, I want to put this picture up. Once
we've got more time, I'll put it on Facebook. But
it's it's really funny because it's just so bad. I'm like,
how did he get away with this for so long?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Well, and I wonder what he does for work? Because
he has a Mercedes.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
You said, right, yeah, Mercedes Benz, Sure what he does?
I mean, he's done your old dude. But that's all
we know.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
He's got a Mercedes and he's going into the city
to work. It sounds like and then and then he
but he doesn't have enough to get one of those
real things to cover his license plate. I guess, dude,
let's go.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Work better than work smarter, not harder.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (10:53):
It's just so funny. The picture's hilarious.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, well, I mean there's ways around things. But it
does throw me back to the whole work from home thing.
Like people that I know in my personal at that
work from home and they have a call or something.
It's like, dude, you work from home.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah, I've got a friend sheet, Yeah she works from home,
and she's like, I just have to move the mouse
every now and then.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, exactly, all right, here's the photo. Finally, then they
bitch about when there's cuts and stuff. It's like, hello,
look at this photo, that's the license. You're just looking
for trouble that way. I know, it's so bad to
explain that. The picture, it's like a couple socks hanging
over a few of the letters or whatever.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
And that's it.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You're just begging to be pulled over.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
It's not even yes, yeah right, eighteen thousand bucks though, Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
God, yeah, you're just begging to be pulled over, because
it's basically you're asking a cop to pulley over to
tell you, like, hey, you got some.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Big teg overrap hanging out.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, And that's a distracting us from seeing your license plate.
That's just asking for trouble. That's like having a bad
sticker on your you know, an expiration sticker.

Speaker 4 (11:58):
I've been pulled over for that before.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
You're just begging for trouble.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
So now he's been charged with theft of services, tampering
with a government document, driving on a suspended license, and
improper display of plates.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Yeah, so you're just you're just affing yourself if you
have all those problems, and you know it, you're just
begging to be pulled over.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Dwight's kind of not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, oh, see now I want to know what he
does for work.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
He's probably an attorney.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Who knows. But I'm going to try to do a
deep dive to the futt Dwight.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
What a dummy, Dwhite Bartley.

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Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well there's always next.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Sh It's over.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah, just like Rory Orbison used to sing, how sad
it's over.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
It's over. It's over.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Alson not get a runner to five out of it?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Look at there's there's no there's no reason to go
back in time. It's some look forward. Yeah, time to
look forward, I know. But it's over. Yeah O V
E R. So let's go forward.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Still going to recap it.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
See, Yamamoto struck out a pill season high nine and
and pitched it at the seventh.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Dodgers broke thing open.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Dodgers broke the game open with a four run six
and beating those Red Legs eight to four, and the
end Cincinnati season with a sweep in the Division series.
Key moment in the game came in a sixth down
three to two. Red's put first three on against Yamamoto,
but he wiggles out of the jam. Austin Hayes with
a fielders choice out at home. Then Big Sal Stewart

(13:46):
and La Da La Cruz E L d C both strikeouts,
and that was it.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Let's roll out.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
That it was just so knew it was spring training.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Spring training in February opening Day twenty twenty six, Mars
twenty six against those Boston Red Sox and of course
the world the defending world champion Dodgers advanced to take
on the Phillies starting Saturday in the Division Series.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Good for that.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
I guess they really start to rock and roll today
because it's game threes, winner go home today in the
Wildcard Series. Cleveland and Detroit at three, Padres and Cubs
at Lovely Wrigley Field at five, whatever, Red Sox Yankees
at eight.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
That one I was watching last night, the Red Sox
and Yankees.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Everyone got a game three except us.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
Let's see Bengals up against the Detroit Lions Sunday at
pay Corpse Stadium.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Anyway on them, Let's say the boys are three suits,
Parrathon or watching that defense. I don't know. Love Boat
comes on at five. I know that.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Let's see Thursday Night football NFC West Battle forty nine
Ers and Rams Tonight in ESPN fifty thirty at seven thirty.
High school football tonight Lachlan and Belmont clark Montssori and
Schroeder and Blanchester takes on Claremont Northeastern.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah, what are the fourteen hundred sports hosts here in
the iHeartRadio build they're going to be talking about all winter?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
It could be a little tough about FC Cincinnati if
they clinched the playoff spot.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
But they have nothing to Yeah, they know nothing about
soccer exactly. They have no ad libbing skills.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Whatso well, you got to figure it out, you know what.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
You know what, there'll be enough Reds of Red's News
in the off season to take care of what we're
gonna talk about whatever, whatever the move that maybe some
of the moves are going to make.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Whatever.

Speaker 6 (15:37):
The blogs they got plenty of they got plenty of problems.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Whatever their their favorite blog hosts and in the Sports
Illustrated hosts talk about they'll berg on, can we get.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Kyle Swarber here? We need someone who can hit the
damn ball.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
Does he cost money?

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Just a couple of dollars.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Okay, let's forget it slightly.

Speaker 6 (15:55):
Let's go go fund me page for that one page
I'm going to beat.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
Then you start that up on your on your X account. Yeah,
do that.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
I could use the money there. They're fine, Well.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
That's that's embezzlement, that's money laundering, that puts you in prison.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah, you're going to do the show from there.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
We'll figure a way.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Good luck. What are you going to do? What are
we going to talk to you about all winter? I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (16:19):
I'm going home after the day. I'll see you guys.
I'll see you guys in March. I'll see you guys.
I'll see you guys at March. Okay, yeah, going home.

Speaker 4 (16:27):
We got cyclones before that.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
But before that, yeah, I'm going to go to Penn Station.
Like the other day, I went to Penn Station East
Coast subs right here at Hosbrook. Because it's all about
good taste.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
That is a lie. It is. I got it yesterday.
I know it's all the day. Now you just go
up and down the elevator here to your car and
into your little cubby to watch Andy Griffith. That's all
you do. He's not on yet time, is it? No,
he's not. I'm watching cartoons.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
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Speaker 1 (17:00):
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Speaker 6 (17:02):
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Speaker 1 (17:07):
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Speaker 6 (17:13):
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Speaker 1 (17:26):
You could love her, hater. This is pretty I think
this is a tip of a cap for Taylor Swift here.
This is a pretty big and I think a lot
of artists should be looking at this. And I think
Metallica ought to think about doing this. She's doing. Taylor
Swift has got this new album coming out and she's
doing like a thing where she's going to be doing

(17:47):
an album release party in the movie theaters.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Yeah, new album coming out tomorrow. We actually tonight at
midnight the Life of a Showgirl, and there's going to
be a special screening for this. I believe it's just
tomorrow and Saturday. I think it's just a two day
thing only.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I mean, that's pretty That's that's innovation right there.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I mean, she's such a smart business woman.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Yeah, but that's kind of cool. I know, like the
WWE does their pay per views now where you could
go to the movie theater and watch it, And I
think that's kind of cool too. Like if you can't,
like you don't have the money to afford like the the.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
To go to the concerts and like that.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Well for like the ww you can't afford the package,
you have the ESPN thing at home or something like that.
But and so there's only a few of them that
you want to watch. So you and your friends get
together and you go watch WrestleMania once a year or whatever.
You can go to the movie theater watch it. That's awesome.
And this here, it's like, Okay, so Metallica is going

(18:56):
to put out a new album and they go, we're
gonna do it live, and you could go and watch
us go through each track and talk about it live
in the movie theater.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
I mean, if you're a diehard fan of that, of
that band, of that singer, that performer, whoever, like, you
go to that Yeah, this is very smart. This might
she might be setting like a new trend for artists
to be doing.

Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah, Like, I don't know how this is going to be. Obviously,
this is probably a produced thing where it's going to
be all produced and recorded and stuff and put out.
But like, if I was Metallica, I would be watching
this to see how it does. It's going to explode
and do well. It's free money for her.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Oh, I'm sure a lot of artists will. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah. And if I was Metallica, I would take it
another way and go, we should do this something like
this and do it live and then play a track.
And then if you're doing it live, take questions from
social media. Oh yeah, play track, talk about it, take
questions from social media. People are watching it live in
the theater, and you're taking questions for people that are
sitting there watching it.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
I mean even the aerostore, we know how expensive that was.
I thought it was smart of her to release that
out onto I believe what was a Disney Plus or something.
I don't remember when.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I'm sure they all fought over.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
So it was a way to watch the aerostour without
actually going to it.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, think about this. You know, I'm a wrestling fan
and I would never pay this, but you know, i'm
you know, you know me, I'm jaded. But John Cena
is retiring on December thirteenth. Really, his last match is
in Washington, d C.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I thought he just came out as the bad guy,
and he was.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
They dropped that. It wasn't working, so they just they
dropped it.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
He was just going to retire.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
He wasn't pulling it up. Well, he was retiring anyways
a while ago. His last match is in Washington. They
bid on that, the city bid on where the match
was going to be, and they won the bid, and
tickets front row ticket packages are selling for over twenty
five thousand dollars. No for his last match.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
Come on, that's just stupid.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (21:07):
That's very stupid? Twenty five thousand dollars for that.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
No, if you're into it, you're paying it.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
No event is worth twenty five thousand dollars. You don't
even see the super Bowl like that? Come on?

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Yeah, easily they sell packages for front road to the
Super Bowl twenty five twenty five thousand.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Oh yes, I don't know about that. That seems really steep.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
Well, it's gonna they'll get more than that, and that's
gonna be gigantic. But hey, if you're.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
A millionaire, you got the funds and that's what you're
into by all means.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah, and that's going to be on Saturday Night's main event,
which you can you won't be able to it's on
NBC usually that one they're only putting on Peacock. You
won't even be able to watch it on regular TV.
The WWE, they're like, we don't care if you bitch dude,
you're to do what we want to.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Thank you about the Amazon Prime Dames. All comes down
to spending extrar money. Now.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
The people who owned the WWE now TKO. They own
the UFC too. Every bitches they go, this is crap.
What about your fans, Like, shut up and pay it
or don't.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
You'll find a way. How deep does your fandom go?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, they came out and they said, we don't like
sellout shows because if it sells out, that means we
didn't price it high enough. They came out and said
that that's terrible. It's not I love it.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Because you have the funds to spend.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
I don't I don't pay for it. I don't go
to any of these live shows. I've never ever since
I was a kid, I didn't pay for wrestling. I
pay for wrestling in high school. But when I got
into radio, I started getting tickets for free. That's it.
I will never pay to go to a wrestling show.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
I get stressed out when my favorite artists go on torcs.
I'm like, now, how the hell am I going to
pay for this? Like tickets are just getting so ridiculously
expensive for concerts.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I won't. I won't go to a concert.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
And just looking at Bengals tickets this weekend, it doesn't
matter how bad the team is doing. I was on
one of the I don't remember what it was on,
but looking at tickets and I'm like, dude, they're starting
off at like two fifty. Yeah, now the matter if
Jake Browning's the quarterback or some guy in the stands,
people will pay the money.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah no, no, I won't. I won't do it. Now.
If my kids were like, uh oh, I would really
love to go see I don't know. I Like, if
they said I want to go sit Front Road to
go see John Cena, I would go go clean your room.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Twenty five bucks.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
But if if they if they said we want to
go see wrestling live or something like that, I'd be like, well,
they've done that before, right, No, I mean they wanted
to go because I got I got tickets.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Yeah, so they've been to those type of events.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yes, yes, but you know, I don't know, it depends.
I'm not going to spend top dollar, that's for sure.
But uh man, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
This thing that Taylor Swift is doing. I do think
that this will be a new trend releasing something into
the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's smart.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
She's a good business woman. She's got a really great
team around her. Her family is very involved. Well Metallic
it's very protected.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Metallica does great things too, Like they'll do it, do
a show live somewhere and then later on you could
go and download the live version of it. You gotta
pay for it, but you know, obviously, because they own.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Everything, right, So I mean, so at least you can
be involved.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Yeah, it's so for that. They're they're they're watching this
and I think I think you're gonna see them do
something like this too down the road. Yeah, they're the
they're the rock version of Taylor Swift a.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Less gets people into the movie theaters.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I love doing that. So uh,
I'll be watching this because when my album drops, I'm
gonna do the same thing. I want people to come
and watch.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
You know.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
I'm sure we'll so the exact same way.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
Too easily and all that. For weeks, I'll be on
all the charts.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
He'll be on Jimmy Fallon.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yes exactly, thank you. It's a kid Chris show. And
finally he'll get ratings coming up man. On the seventeenth,
my good bell Craig Gas is coming to town with
his friend Chris Cale from five Finger Death Punch. They're
coming to town. They're doing their podcast live here. They're
doing a stand up comedy show. Just happens to be

(25:26):
on the anniversary of well October. Actually it's on the fifth,
my thirteenth anniversary here in Cincinnati, so it's kind of
like an unofficial party happening at the Madison Theater. This
is their little announcement that they did for US Cincinnati, Ohio.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
It is Chris Cale's from the rock and roll bands
by thinking of Death Punch with my co host of
verd On widow, mister Craig.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Gas Median from Howard Stern, King and Queen's Family Guy, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Seahawks fan too, Oh, why do you gotta do this?
I'm a Cincinnati fan. I want louder cheers for me.
Who got the real deal? We're coming to Cincinnati is
what's important.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
We're going to be at the Madison Theater on Friday,
October seventeenth, doing stand up comedy and recording a live
episode of Beardo and Weirdo. Madison Theater dot com.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Also get your tickets.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
At get gas dot com, get gassed tos dot com.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
And I promise you one thing, Andy Dalton will not
be in the building if I have anything to do
with it.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
Wow. That is.

Speaker 4 (26:29):
Chris save against Sandy Dalton.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Chris is from here, which I didn't know the dude
from five Finger. He's from the Lexington area, I guess.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
And that would make sense. He's rooting for the Bengals. Yes,
I don't think anybody just roots for the Bengals. Yes,
they're actually from here.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, and I guess he's a super cool guy, so
they'll be coming in and hanging out with us and
that'll be on the seventeenth, and I hooked up up.
They're going to be going into Channel twelve as well,
Jock Dalton, I hook up with Channel Yeah with Channel twelve.
But they're coming, Uh, they're gonna be coming by. Craig
Gas has these incredible stories like how we got to

(27:07):
meet Eddie Van Halen and stuff and ended up living
with him.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Wow. Hello, Hello, hellolo.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
I don't know what that is and who's talking Hello?
I don't know what was that.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Somebody just started saying hello.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
I heard that like they were testing out the equipment
or something. Are we getting hacked?

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Who's there?

Speaker 1 (27:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I hear something.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
Hello.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Somebody's just like on our station. Hello, Hello?

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Is this a format flip? Been a part of that before?
That's a nightmare.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, Like just somebody's like on the air with us.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Yeah. Oh hello, very uninvited.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
Welcome to the new yacht rock Radio on what O
two seven.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Okay, Well, I got to sleep deprived because of the
damn Reds. But I'm like, am I losing my mind?
Or there is somebody on here?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
He Hello? Like you were in like a mic test
the new theme for you. So then we begin to rock,
say steady Rocket all by long rock standing. Oh yeah,

(28:41):
I like.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Our Reds could have used that, No stop, I could
have used that last night now for their hype music.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Enough.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
That is enough. They're done.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I know they are done until February. Oh Pain, So
what's up? What do you got?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Speaking of pain? A skydiver?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Oh he's is Mitchell Deacon.

Speaker 4 (29:01):
Oh oh, he's twenty five years old making the headlines.
Have you ever been skydiving? No? I went one time,
and I'll never do it again. Really, it was absolutely terrifying.
I didn't even enjoy it. Well, I was excited about it.
This was like twelve years ago. I went with my ex.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
The scariest part is that plane ride up and you
can't see anything. It's just nothing but clouds, and you're like, oh,
we are way up here. And then when they open
up that plane door and you're all walking back and
I mean they just kind of push you out there.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
And you have a dude strapped to you, right uh huh.
See that's the best part.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
And the guy's like, yeah, he's for me. Love when
a guy is strapped down.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, it's like for me, it's like, well, why do
you gotta be behind me? Can can't? I face you can't.
We dock.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Such a dor dude when they open up that door
and they just kind of push you out.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
And I mean you're just flopping around for at least
fifteen seconds. Yeah, free fum.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the whole point.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I'll never do it again.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, there's people that they chased at adrenaline.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Oh I know. Yeah, the guys like I've jumped, you know,
twenty five thousand times and I.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Know what I'm doing. I'm like, that's why we get scared,
because usually when you do it that many times, it's
like you just kind of you're so comfortable with it, yeah,
that you forget to like put the backpack on, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
Yeah, I went to that Middletown place. Do they do
a great job there, So I do want to go
skyd iving. That was a pretty good thing. So but anyway,
this this dude was celebrating his birthday wanted to do
the whole tandem jumping thing with an instructor. So I
went out to Las Vegas for this jump. Oh my god, dude.
During the jump, the main an emergency parachute, of course,

(30:47):
failed to open, so Mitchell and instructor from eleven thousand
feet up spun out of control yep, hitting the ground
at about forty five five miles an hour. My skin
is crawling and I'm gonna throw up here.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
You signed waivers, galore, I'm sure?

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
Oh, you sign a packet? Yeah, somehow surviving the plummet
both him and the instructor.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Yeah, and his spine came through his tonsils.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
Dude, I can't believe this is all he got. Mitchell's
now dealing with a fractured pelvis, broken ribs.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
That's enough, though, rated lung yeah, forget.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
It, and a kidney laceration.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, and he probably can't free sandwich. Sorry, here's a hat.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
He's got like one hundred thousand dollars in hospital bills.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
So you signed a paperwork? Sorry, pal?

Speaker 4 (31:41):
I mean, will this guy be able to walk? I mean,
I'm sure he will.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
But he's probably four inches.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Shorter, twenty five years old.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Yeah, right, perfect, He'll be on pain killers before you
know it.

Speaker 4 (31:52):
Oh my gosh, can you imagine how you'd feel like
your heart sinking into your stomach knowing that those parachutes
are not going to open. Yep, that's it, because that's
the best part. Once that thing opens up and you're
just kind of like peacefully floated.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah, yeah, that's when I felt better.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Yeah, it's and then you're coming into land, and even
coming into land slowly, you still land kind of hard
land hard on your buck because they say put your
feet out and you're just gonna land flat. It still
kind of hurts. And that's falling lightly. But at forty
five miles an hour after free fallen for eleven thousand feet,

(32:31):
Oh my god, there is no way I would have survived.
No way.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
What about those guys that do that thing where they
I think it's the Red Bull dudes when they put
on that suit and it looks like that, do you
have like bat wings and they go jumping off cliffs.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Oh fly, no thanks, I'd fall into a rock and
that'd be I know it.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
See, that's the thing. If I go skydiving, that's when
I yeah, I go flying into a flock of birds
or something. They put a bunch of holes in the
parachute and I'm just.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Toast imagine you doing that, dude. It's so scary again.
This was a long time ago, ten twelve years ago. Yeah,
never doing it again.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, no, thanks.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yeah, my husband knows me. He's like, I can't believe
you did that. I'm like, I was different then. Yeah,
it was a lot of ballsier dumb.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
And my thing too, is like they make you sign
all that stuff on purpose. Oh yeah, yeah, because if
you fall and your spine comes through your you know,
the top of your head, they just go sorry about that.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
And then then they go back and they strap someone
else into you know, the guy.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
I mean, I don't really remember doing too much, Like
you just signed the paperwork, yep, and you don't go
through any training. They just start to They just strap
you in to it guy. And then yeah, you take
that plane ride up and then they open up the
door and and I was the last person to jump too.
I was in the very back, so I watched everybody

(33:54):
falling out of the plane. Oh my god, I don't
know if I can do this.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
And he's breathing into your ear and mush it against
your your.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
But yeah, and all of a sudden he's like all right,
you ready, and you're you can't even think and you're
out the door.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
You have a good time. Do you have a guitar
ship parachute?

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Never again? Never again. It's just not me anymore to
do that. But eleven thousand feet. I'm glad this dude survived.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Yeah, wow, crazy, he's gonna be He's gonna be effed
up forever.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
Might be a potato for a bit.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Yeah right, he's gonna look like that guy that's on
that that was on a dating show that had like
no neck. What you know that guy that has like
no neck and he's always like, you know, his shoulders
are up by his ears. Do you ever see that
guy talking about I think it was on that that
show where it's like the My My Fiance show or
wherever it is. He's always on there trying to get married.

(34:46):
He has no neck. He looks like Ramman. Uh uh,
that guy, because that dude, I mean, if he came
down that fast, he's all compacted now even though he
broke his pelvis and all that, they're still gonna the others.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
I found him, yes, the ninety day Fion third guy. Yeah,
so I just googled no neck dating show.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah, that guy. That's how that twenty five year old's
gonna look.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
His name is Ed Brown, Yeah, known as Big Ed.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, he has no neck. That's how a twenty five
year old guy is going to look now forever.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
Oh he's got something called KFS, a rare condition where
two or more bones in the neck are fused together.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Yeah. Yeah, now this guy, so he literally has no neck.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
Yeah, well, thank you, Sarah. A last up on I
put this up about kid Chris dot Com Sarah, at
least there's this business on the West Coast called Smitten Kitten.
Oh yeah, and they're having problems because I mean, I
don't know why, but I guess the rumor got out

(35:50):
that it's a place where you could go and they
have a glory hole. And do you want to explain
that what a glory hole is?

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Yeah, in case people listening don't know what that is, Well,
do you know, of course I know what it is.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (36:06):
Well, I cannot explain it on air, but I feel
like you could.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
It's a it's at some places in an adult arcades
they call him yeah, or like in Syracuse, New York,
on Eerie Boulevard, there's a place called adult World and
this really exists. Yes, And in some of the arcades
they call him. It's an adult like a place where
you buy DVDs and stuff or whatever. And in the

(36:31):
back they have these little places called arcades and their
little booths and some of the booths towards the back,
there's four of them. You go in there and watch
these little movies. You put a couple of bucks in
and these little movies will come on the screen, and
in the wall there's a hole and sometimes there'll be
a guy or a gal uh huh what they call

(36:52):
a a hot wife, Like a guy will bring his
wife in and the guy on the other side watching
a movie, or guys will put something through the hole
or whatever and then whatever. So anyways, smitten kit.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Things will get handled from there.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, yeah, smitten kitten. And always scares me because I
have these you know these they like, how do you
know there's not a guy on the other side or
a person on the other side with with sheers?

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Yeah, like, what if it's not what you're expecting or
an act if it's a dude looking for a woman?
What if there is a dude on the other side.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Yeah, right, exactly, you're going through it blind. So anyways,
so uh with the most important part of your life.
So anyways, Uh, And the other thing is is I'm
an Irish guy. I probably wouldn't make it through the hole.
Like if if that's a thick piece of timber, I
ain't making it through Like I could be sending there

(37:48):
going are you gonna do this? And they'll be going,
you're gonna put it through it?

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (37:54):
So?

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Anyways, I don't think there's anything like that around here
in Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Probably not. Uh, Smitt and Kitten, I guess there was
a rumor going around online that they are had gloryhole.
So the owner Chick had to go on social media
and tell everybody we don't have those.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
I don't know what the place is, but she's just
some regular chick and she had to go. The video
is up on kid Chris dot com.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
We need to talk for a second.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
I just need to clarify we do not have a
glory hole.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
You can google gloryhole.

Speaker 7 (38:25):
In Minneapolis and Smitt and Kitten will come up, but
we do not have the capacity or the desire to
run a glory hole. Out of Smith and Kitten will
fade to the glory whole. Patrons, we love that for you,
but we just do not have the capacity for that.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
We don't have the capacity. That's why they don't have one.
Like she did that so professionally.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It's cool that she's not like mean about it. She's
just gone, look, we love that for you, like good
for you, but we don't have that.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
We don't have the space.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Now.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
When I googled smitten Kit and the first thing that
popped up is that it's a cat cafe. Okay, have
you heard of those before?

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Yes, I have.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
You go drink coffee and there's cats running around.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
Sounds like hell on Earth.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
Quite frankly, you'd rather go to a glory hole.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I'm sure I would rather go to a glory hole.
I'll take the risk.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
Dude or woman, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Yeah at this point, Oh my god, yes, but yeah,
so I'm happy for that. I'm happy for you. But yeah,
we don't have that, Which is funny because if you
put that out there as a rumor that they have
that there, and then she made that video, you are
the happiest person on earth because you got your gold

(39:44):
met Oh yeah, oh that's so good.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
I really hope that's what they are though. It is
just like a wholesome cat cafe.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yeah, and it's the glory whole place. I want to
see the guys walking in. I'll disheveled going This isn't
a glory whole place.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
It's just usually yoga moms hanging.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Out sipping coffee and guys with those long, twisty mustaches.
And then creepers.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Well, there's been a lot of creepy dudes show about
Clinic Cat Cafe lately.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Creeper's coming in, going up to the front desk. Hi,
uh no, we don't have that here.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, here's your cup of cappuccino. Can hit the road.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's the second of October, Sarah.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
Elise, the best month is here and underway.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
That's what I heard. I heard that at the second
of October it was going to be the greatest moment
of your life.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
And here I am stuck in a studio hike with you.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Hey Pedro from the Napoleon Dynamite, it's his birthday today,
Eprin Ramirez.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Oh yeah, didn't they say like Pedro for President on
the T shirts?

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Yeah? Vote for Pedro?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Yeah? Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
That was such a great movie.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Man.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Oh, it's so stupid, but it's so good.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I need to watch that with my girls. I bet
they would love that movie.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
You know, that's Brenda Elisa's favorite movie of all time.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Really, your mom loves that movie.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah, mom is a big fan of Napoleon Dynamite.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
You know, I met that dude. He came into the
studio once years ago in Philadelphia and he was really
really cool. But Pedro all those guys are just pretty
much pigeonholed into that that that movie.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
I know, because what else are you really gonna do?
What's the main dude's name, John Heater?

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, right, but he's just Napoleon Dynamite. Even when he
was in that movie where he was skating, everybody goes, oh,
that's a Napoleon sat Yeah, you can't get out of
that role. It's Tiffany's birthday today, you know, remember her
She sing that song I Think We're Alone Now when
we're growing up, and you know, I used to watch

(41:50):
her on MTV and she's singing in the malls and
I'm all like, oh man, I wish I could have
a girlfriend like that.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
You know, she one hit wonder too. Oh my god, yes, yeah,
because I don't know anything else she did.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
I gotta find the video of her and I. She
came here to Cincinnati and I went over to visit
her and hang out with her and do an interview
and with her and I did yoga and her tour bus. No, yes,
I have video of it somewhere.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
That's great. Was she a big crush? You had a
big crush on her?

Speaker 1 (42:17):
I would like the same age. So when when you're
growing up and you're seeing a girl on TV, huh
and you're both like fifteen years old, you're like, oh, wow,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know.
You play her song backwards and you hear talking to you.
Kelly Rippa's birthdays today. She gets she doesn't age. She
is just smoking hot.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
She's starting to do she's getting there.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
She's too thin for me, but uh and her husband
is hot.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
The Mark dude that she does the show.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
With, he's too thin for me too. Stop he's not
exactly your type.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
You like the Dad Bonds.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Uh. Lorraine brocos birthday is today now. She played doctor
Melfie in Sopranos.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
And she came into the studio and was super super funny.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
She was one of the coolest and of course she's
in casino. She's in a Goodfellas Oh yeah, all the greats.
And she was so cool. It was like a shock.
It was one of those celebrities that you're like.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
She's gonna be rude.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Yeah, that's it's kind of big. That's a big celebrity.
I hope she's cool because you don't want to be
let down. Yeah, all right, Well, there you go. There's
some stuff for you. It's a kid Chris show.