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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Oh yeah, that's right where it's time to open it up. Oh,
my gosh, Kurt, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
If you watch many stole bends, like, yeah, you.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
See your friends from ESPN is doing something about being
in the club or out of the club for NFL
teams in their power pols.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
My god, where did you get ideas like that of ESPN.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
At least the suits in Bristol are listening on the
way home.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That's that's good. Hi guys, Hey guys, you're still there highlights.
It's cool. But at least they should have given Ben
some credit, kind of credit.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well, that would be nice, that would really be nice.
But they don't think of us trade. They don't think
of us around here. Give me some trade or whatever
that means.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's time to open up our club.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Week four the Connecticut College Football Power.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh, I've got.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Some good news and I've got some bad news. Somebody
messing around in the club again. Somebody's just acting like
they owned the place. We gave him a couple of weeks.
We were like, listen, all right, you guys are kind
of making mistakes around here. Don't let that kick you
out of the club. We had to kick a team out.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
It's hard enough to get in.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We have so many high noon games Saturday, a lot
of high noon is the feature.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
But Yukon's not playing a he noon right now? Thirty right, no, yep,
three thirty for Yukon Duke.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
This is the first week where we have challenges. Two
challenges on the docket and a return from Molly Hatchet
this week.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh, I know, it's a fun poll.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We have eleven teams in the great state of Connecticut
that played college football. Eleven seven are on the pole.
We started with nine this year. We were really looking good,
but now we've knocked it down to seven top teams
only one criteria, dibbs.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Gotta have a winning record to get in the club.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Who's in line right now for the club? No dumpster
divers this year, which is great. Who's garden the dumpster?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Two teams and.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Their usual dumpster gartered suspects Post Southern and Posts Southern.
Post Southern's now three and five. They lost thirty eight
to seven at Assumption.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Maybe you deserve to guard after that. That's terrible. Assumption's
pretty good this year.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
They might win that conference post. They're three and five.
They lost nineteen to seven at that oxydoreon of a
university American international AI.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
See that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
New Haven is in line for the club, officially in line,
and it might take some schmoos and maybe a couple
of one hundred dollars handshakes to get behind the velvet ropes.
But new Haven lost thirty five. I'm twenty at Sacred Heart.
They're now four and five.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Sacred Hearts for real, man, Sacred Hearts a decent school, decent,
decent football school.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
They're playing an independent season this year.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
They're gonna work themselves into a conference somehow, some way.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
But they keep on winning ball games. My niece Mia
goes there. Yeah, so shout out mea shout out miya.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
I think she wore seven different Halloween costumes on Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh nice. Those kids do it right, man. They got
a little bit of scratch.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
So the Sacred Heart kids, Sacred Savor Heart kids, you
know Trinity, we got Halloween parties.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
And I'll be damned if I'm wearing the same thing.
This one breaks my heart. Kicked out of the club.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
West Con, Oh, come on.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
We were four and oh west Con. We took that
game against New Haven. The D one Special D one
vers D three. Got our butts whooped, and we've been
getting our butts whooped ever since thirty four zero at Suskawanna.
No one gets shut out at Suskajuanna.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
West Con. You're better than that. Yeah, you are than that.
Bad look. That is right on point, Kurt. Time to
do in the club, open the doors. Not much shifting
around in the club.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Everybody's kind of got their own spot and they like
where they're at.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Right now.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
We could have some people move up because we do
have some challenges in the club this week.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Number seven, YEA five and two.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Now for Yale they beat Columbia's but twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It's their running game.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Dibbs right now running the ball, Josh smell My Pitzenberger,
he ran for one thirty six.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Will Helm Dal, I haven't had a will Helm in
my life ever. You know any other will Helm's hoit Wilhelm.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's his health pitcher, Well Willhelm for the first Maybe
he was named after him, Yeah, knuckleballer, Hoyt will He
was Hall of Famer reliever.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
There you go, Willhelm Dal.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Maybe will Helm's more of a German name, isn't it,
or a European Eastern European name.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I don't know where those kid's from.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Maybe his first time ever new Helm dow one hundred
and fourteen on the ground, So two hundred yard rushers
against Columbia for coach Reno and the boys.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
They're at Brown this week.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
All smells bad already at Brown, little stinky.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
They are IVY League high noon for this game.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Go bot arms number six, shout out Mia Sagred Heart
all right.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Six and three now on the ear, Sacred Heart.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
The Battle of the South happened last week in Sacred
Hearts on top thirty five twenty over new Haven, who
was not all charged up.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, they might have bid off more naked chew in
the Division one rankings in football.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Not used to having new Haven out of the club,
not used to it. No, well they they were good, man,
They're good on that blue turf.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
The Sacred Heart now is dancing on the dance floor
in the middle of the club, feeling themselves. And it's
because of running back Mitchell Summers. Mitchell Summer's two tuddies
against New Haven and that blue turf got it started
early in the first half of those touchdowns and then
just kind of chilled the rest of the game. Ninety
six yards for Summers. Their running game gets them this week.
It could be their passing game. Very balanced offense for
(06:35):
Sacred Heart. Independent schedules, got all types of teams coming
their way. They're taking on Virginia Lynchburg. I never heard
of them.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Sounds like a Confederate team to be it sure does.
High Noon for that one. Wow.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
High Noon number five my favorite type of Blue Devils.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Nice not only Dibbs are they six and three, four
and zero in conference play. They took on them sharky
sharksters from Long Island last week ten to seven snooze fest.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Like last night's football game.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Last night's football game in the NFL had probably out
of the sixty minutes played, ten minutes of good action.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The CCSU LU game five minutes of good action.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
The one play that you needed to see was the
fifty yard touchdown pass from our guy, Brady Olsen to
Donovan Wadley. That was the difference maker CCSU getting it done.
You keep winning, CCSU, you could keep climbing those poles.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Number five nice. They're taking on stone Hill in hard
hitting New Britain. High Noon Tomorrow. Number four Wesleyan.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
The crazy Cardinals are now six and two. They won
at Williams thirty four twenty eight in ot in classic
Wesleyan Molly hatchet style. Oh guys, they were down big,
twenty one to seven. Matt Fitzsimmons looks at the boys,
(08:29):
the quarterback, and he's like, old my bear Fellas, We
got him right where we want them. Twenty one fourth
quarter points, giving the ball to Anglo the roast when
we get close.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
All flirting with disaster. That's where Wesleyan feels like home.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Kicking those purple cows teeths in in overtime. I said teeth,
didn't I yeah, the cows have a teeth kicking their
teeths in their cows they're purple. This Malley hatchet bunch
is got Dames rocking. Matt Fitzsimmons is my new favorite
quarterback in Connecticut. Four hundred and fifty eight yards passing
(09:11):
last week. Wow, three touchdowns, three receivers from this Malley
hit Hatchet bunch went over one hundred.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Challenge Wesleyan Showdown gonna go down in Middletown, Trinity.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Wesleyan stockbrokers surgeons a lot of money in the ballpark.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Some lawyers.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Some lawyers don't give me any kind of uh. Some
politicians give me any politics on this one. But challenge.
If they beat Trinity, put them in the VIP. Nice,
that's an automatic pass to the VIP.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Not gonna be easy, though. You'll never guess what time
that game is.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Nude high, knew high, Nude, gotta get up early, get ready.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Number three.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
You come.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
That's right, give him around of applause because they're Bowl eligible.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Six and three, six and three, convincing thirty eight nineteen
win over UAB last week. My main man, my favorite
receiver in the entire country. I would say NFL included
Skylar Bell.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Sky's the living with Scott. Why don't you guard him? Yeah,
you gotta double cover my man. You can't just let
him run down the field.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
I would rather triple cover him and let Juice, Verene
and Nier catch like at the ten and then maybe
I can stop them for a fifteen yarder because if
I get the ball in Skylar Bell's hands, it could
be housed.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
He touched the ball eight times. Is wow.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
We need a little time out for some Murphy's delivery
right here go? Sorry Kurt to rupt this in your face?
Is that my codo, your god.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Smells like a winner.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
And that's what Ukon smells like this week because they're
taking on Duke Sky eight catches one forty nine three
Tuddies touch the ball eight times, scored it three times.
Dude's unreal. He's got eleven touchdowns already on the season.
Duke Yukon three point thirty challenge, Yukon, you win this game,
I'm putting you back in the VIP. You fell out
(11:17):
with that stupid double overtime rice loss.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
You're gonna have to start busting tables. If you lose,
you'll still be in the club. Yep. But six and
four sucks.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But you're not gonna get the hottest chica on the
dance floor.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm gonna say that their biggest game in a long
long time, Big one, Big one. Let'sco you cun, Let's go.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
To the VIP. The best of the best SHOWI Coast
guard number two.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Swabbies keep on winning, dibbs. They're seven and one. They're
five and zero in conference play. May be your least
favorite school thirty six thirty one at salve Reshiina.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yes, the rich kids in Newport Road got a lot
of DIBs money in that school.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, Coast Guard is riding the running back Harrison, the
heart throb Hensley Junior, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
This heart throb got the ball twenty nine times.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Coast Guard is just feeding them, feeding them, feeding them.
It's like your boy Elliott back in the day with
the calf kill.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Elliot, keep feeding me, feed me.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Twenty nine touch touches, one hundred and seventy one yards
on the ground, touchdown run, touchdown catch.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
He's a one man.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Ricking crew at Springfield. Coast Guard, do not disappoint us. Now,
do not disappoint us going up to those miserable I
think they invented basketball minims.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
High noon for that game.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Number one VIP everyone Bale to Trinity and the bad
News Bant.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
They keep on.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Winning dipps Now seven to one. That's seven straight. Had
to do it a couple of different ways, and this
way was the most unique way. This past Saturday, they
won fourteen to seven, not like them only scoring fourteen points.
Amhurst was the defender and they were good defense.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
I can't give it.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
To the quarterback who's got the life by Cojones he's
doing good.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Couldn't find anyone to highlight on.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Offense. Defense was kind of all over the place. I
think we had like nine guys with five tackles. Pains
me to do it, but punter Jack Sokel gets my
nod on.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
We keep him inside to ten all day.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Three punts inside the twenty, that's awesome, one for sixty
three yards. Five punts total, two hundred and thirty six
yards worth the puntin.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
That's some good punting. Yep, that's some good punting, and.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
That keeps Trinity in the top spot of the Connecticut
college Football power Pole. However, the show down that's gonna
go down in Middletown ain't seven and one means jack squat.
Anything they've ever done in life means nothing. That's Saturday
(14:12):
high noon against Wesley.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Almost every game is a noon. I know, the running it.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Back number seven, Yale number six, Sacred Heart, number five,
CCSU number four, Wesleyan number three, UKN number two, Coast Guard,
and the number one team, the best bunch in all
the land, the bad news Batoms of Trinidad,