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Brother, the brother, my brotherand her brother and her brother brother.
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What's going on? Gang, It'spast the gravy bro. We're back for
our week five eviction recap. Unfortunately, Red and his very visible nipples are
no longer in the Baby Brother house. I know Alison is very upset about
it. That was her favorite partof the entire episode. Then the name
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that tune competition, Name that too. I didn't mind name that too nearly
as much as I've minded certainly notmound the nipples. I don't know why
if you have the hey, somebig interviewed but truly ship on national television
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in front of a lot of audiencea television, what chance the nipples out?
I don't know. And I askedAlex and said, do you think
Red feels sexy? I think theytold him like, there's there's people that
come along, they get cast onBig Brother, and you can tell the
casting people who are like, thisguy's gonna play exactly what we want.
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We need you to be kind ofthe country guy. And he was like
I can do that, and likethey were right, Well, just you
know, if you could pack somethingcountry like to come into the house with,
that'd be cool and he was like, all right, crop tops,
I got this fucking holler hat,I got some overalls, like he did
it all the way and then like, oh I might go home tonight.
Were the overalls no shirt. Iit's just a choice that I disagree with.
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I said it before, I'll sayit again. Men's nipples weared me
out. I don't like nipple onand just okay talk to us that he
thinks the conversation would be different ifMatt did the interview with Julie and was
shirtless. No, it would bejust as weird if I think the thing
is that specifically that he had overallson and no shirt underneath. If you're
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just not wearing a shirt, it'sone thing. Yeah, that's true.
It was a conscious choice. Hewore a shirt, but he made sure
it was like when like those workoutsometimes oh like a gym, like a
shirt sleeves too much and then itjust kind of rips over time. But
yeah, so I weeded his hairso he did have a like an inkling
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that he did be on an interviewwith Julie chill like he did something nice
right and Lee chose nipples out,nipples out, hair, braided beard,
brushed. Yeah, yeah, that'sthe way to go. Yeah, I
mean we can got a bounce around. There's like the like most Thursday episodes,
we we do have an h forthe first time for coming out of
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a Thursday episode. Professor Chaos,Professor KOs consecutive compsy is one that no
one applauded or hugged him or evenshowed any sort of like happiness. I
was sad. I was I wasrooting for Corey of America win, but
I got like, well, Ithink there's one point they split and I
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was like, oh shit, ifyou could just be cam And then we
bought a home. He's the firstperson to win multiple h h is this
season. He now a person tofind the lost City of Atlantis via his
eye think Glassware. That movie truethe first person to realized that Felicia is
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related to Denzel Washington. Are youtalking about the dune? Yeah? What
was the Milo and the cartoon?Yeah, I think it was. I
have never seen him one of thoseglasses, so that was a treat.
I think he's worth them. Butjust I don't catch him in the morning
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or in the late in the night. You can catch him in dinner.
Todd said, that Cameron looked dejectedall night. We were kind of on
our group chat during the episode saying, like, you camera know, because
I thought Red speech. Red seemedlike he knew he was going home because
he was like, I can't waitto see y'all. I love your family
can And it's like I get tolike you could be meeting like at the
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end of the season or whenever thisis over. But it seemed like Red
kind of knew what he was doing. And I feel like Red had been
worried about how he was going toportrayed outside and Red, oh, it's
on the feet just slipped and toldhim he didn't do agree well. Last
night. They were basically helping himpact like the whole time. Like before,
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they were like, yeah, sure, let's go to your room.
Here, let's put your suitcase together, so we have to a pack right
when I was like everybody in thewhole house was like helping a pack.
He was like, this is probablythe last time you'll do this. We'll
just like reminiscing, like it's beenso good to know you and get to
know you and know what you're aboutand see your life and I hope you
see you outside the house, Joshjust to we're at not great, not
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great, not I mean five pizza. He might feel okay, wait,
but yeah he gets to see hislike twenty two year old girlfriend. Now
I didn't know that by that ageshe's only I want to say. People
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are saying that she's younger than Blue. Well, hey me, you consenting
adults. I think that's the issueis are they adults? It looks great
tonight? God, I hate it. Have you goot to everybody? Anybody?
Everyone happy? And said the samething. Yeah, it was less
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funny when he did it. No, but it was like they had like
a bit and no, it's goodvote to say every birthday everybody, everybody.
I think I tuned Blue out completely. She said happy birthday. Yeah,
I mean she's I heard. Idon't even remember Blue voting. I
don't think fully. She's the thirdone of votes, the first person to
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vote red. First person. Tootegave us Bowie a good eye. Julie.
I forgot about Bowie so much thatwhen I wrote down Bowis vote,
I still wrote down Cameron like itwas two votes. I had Cameron voted
twice and I was like, no, that was voting. He rejoined me
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with denim diva. That is whatshe said. Julie. Yeah, Julie's
outfit was like she just rolled outof bed. Whoa, whoa. I
mean, Julie up. She lookedgreat. I mean she looked great,
and she looked great. She didn'tsay she didn't look but it just looked
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like she picked those flows from herown closet and wasn't styled. She was
just Julie jeans. Someone Yeah,oh my god, I love that.
Someone on Twitter said that she waswearing full pants and a long sleeve shirt
to make up for the fact thatthere was going to be a lot of
skin on the other side of RedBeanus, saying that Kim never blinked after
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Red was evicted. I mean hedid seem pretty shocked after all that,
or just kind of pissed, andit was like, I guess murder started
to plan. He also like,you gotta go out and get it.
And I mean, now he's wonthe physical comps, he's won the like
skill comps with the tiny video,and he's won the mental comps, so
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he's kind of compies, Like,how do you say he's not he's won
He hasn't won a wall comp butlike that's really the only one. Oh
no, has he won? Hashe only one? One video? On
the block three times? Like that'sa fucking that's great that if you get
to the end with Cam right now, Cam wins yeah, oh god,
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oh god, they need a voteamount as soon as he's on the block
again, which he will be nextweek because he can't compete. But then
what if he wins the Vito whenhe comes down and then he's just gonna
keep What if he just fucking saveshimself. He's just a comp Now there's
twelve people left, and he's gonnawin his way to the end already.
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I mean, we can't say anything, do it? What if? What
is bowe j From the beginning,Well, I don't. I don't really
love Cam like I thought I wasgoing to love him going to the season,
but it's like no one else.I'm team Chaos and he's Professor Kask
right now and I love that.Oh. I mean he this is went
it back, but like do itwithout Serta and you went to do this
week? Buddy, this is themost fun of all feats. This is
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going to be I mean, Izzyand Cory is who I was rooting for.
But but Cam, I didn't evenconsider. Honestly, I don't know.
I didn't he was gonna do it. And then he fucking just just
when he thought he was out,like he pulls us right back in.
Mundo says, why did Matt apologizeto Julie? Did I miss something?
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He called her Julia last week inthe in the diary room, and so
he was apologizing for that. Justsweetest time to apologize. I never even
bring it up, and says beingfrom the point, I mean, she
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was kind of against it. Brendanwas second out, wasn't it. He
came back. Yeah, but shedidn't want she was against it. She
was against it after he went out. They knew the two together, like
she had a target. Yeah.But okay, so that was the season.
And say that Cam's the new golike Cam is the copyist. I'm
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just gonna I'm gonna just be thebiggest Cam stand just to piss off big
by Twitter because they're gonna be somad at that. I mean, that's
pretty entertaining. This is the teampunk beats, Yes, absolutely, and
I think that he's pissed enough tooverlook America and Corey, which like I'm
a play with you gotta lot toJared right if you're j okay, if
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we're gonna bring up Corey, Iwould love to read Jared just because he
doesn't even know that they're together.But just three Jared unintentionally would just be
holy, okay three? Or isbeing on the block? Could you imagine?
Is he having to choose between Sireeand Jared? She chooses SuRie.
She choose sercause she needs to bethe best kids. She did say,
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apparently it's so bad. Apparently sometimesduring the feeds recently today she wondered aloud
if she was playing her game forSiree or herself. I saw that,
so maybe she's becoming aware. There'sa difference between coming aware and doing something
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about it, because I mean,and you have people talking the cameras and
be like, you know what,whatever they gonna do is I gotta take
control of my own game. I'vebeen riding with them so long, but
I need to make my own movesand talking about them making moves, and
then usually it's like I want aveto one time, remember that I wanted
Vito and I took myself down.Remember that time. That's me until my
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faith. Well, really, Ithink you did all of this. Yeah,
I just had like a I thinkthe what would like put her over
the edge and kind of defend thefact that she rode with them for so
long as if she was the oneto take that out and she's not going
to be no right otherwise, ishe makes it to final two, she
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coat tails the whole way there unlessshe like takes I don't know, Bowie
and she com beasts, but itcan you comt beast if can is comp
beasting already? Like, yeah,he's one compast and it don't say is
can the goat of cops? Goodgod, the goat of cops? No
acronym. Yeah, but I meanlike if she, if she were the
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one, she's not winning unless she'sthe one that takes out three. True,
but you can also use that andbe the martyr that then it's like
I have to go win it forthree. And I think that might motivate
her more than anything. Maybe she'llthink her mom at this point, Yeah
she will, and she was likeher mother. You know your mom was
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like a mom d you Oh,you're right. The survivor what was it
blood for swater water whatever? Whenthey had their family members on and it's
like that girl voted out her mom, and it just keeps getting brought up
all of the time. This wouldbe Ezzy. What if Izzy had to
vote out her mom her mother tellher to vote her out to be fair,
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it's told like she backstabbed her mom, but it's like her mom was
like, look, just go withthe shea stabbed her mom. Even if
her mom did. DA wants toknow that to tell this, so sure
it is? It is? Oh, Cam is the champion of competitions?
All right? Yeah, well seewe're getting that narrative going everybody best camp
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player ever in Big Bad like that, like champion of competition. So I'm
so proper because we're like, hey, he's a company champ, comp camp.
He's a cop, he's a copchamp, comp champ. We're just
hopping all over this episode. No, okay, we need to bookmark everything
so we can talk about Corey.You you you guy us down this path
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like you guys a little Cory inAmerica go off. Okay, Yeah.
The segment though disgusting if the roles, I just want to find the right
woman for me, Like she's like, I love to point that out.
She doesn't cook, she doesn't clean. I need to teach you to cook.
I need to teach you to clean. I needed to teach you to
like shave down there, she's gonnado some waxing. She's not tan enough
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for me. Honestly, her boobscould be a little perfect. Notice like
if I could just I did noticelast episode is a little mustache, and
I was like, I wonder what'sgoing on there? And now I know
it was a bit. Now Ido like the fact that he knows that
it's fair. Yes, like he'slike the worst mustache, called her his
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girlfriend. I did say that hedid did. Yes, he does go
off queen dry and he's like stopqueen, No, queen, no,
queen please, queen stop every girlslow he Queen's up there. No,
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no, no, you know what. I definitely don't do tan my dude,
tan myself. I'm fayles. Ilike, I mean, there's not
a lot to do. So maybeshe would like take him out dancing or
something if she could not tan him. But it is cute. No,
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I think that's definitely a part ofit. I don't like the mold thing.
I think that's weird. No,I don't really care, and I
was just making a bit about it, but yeah, really know somebody it
would be weird as hell. Somebodyin production noticed that they had five clips
when they could play for the episode, and they were like, hey,
America, I wrote you some lines. Will you read them? And she
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did. Look, she only makesseventy five cents to the dollar that he
makes, so like she can saythose things. What happened? Yeah,
but I mean she called him alump of plays. He's putty in hands,
really, but he called her hisgirlfrid. They won't even hold hands,
but they wish. Did she givehim a little little none under the
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covers the other night, I thoughtI saw a video a little better,
but it was probably she had herhand on his leg. He's like,
oh gosh, stop it. Yeah, they there's a I guess there's a
clip of her explain name their boundariesto Jack, and Jack was like,
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it's so strange to me that y'awill lay in bed and cuddle but you
will not hold hands. Yeah,we're not married, not unless they have
somebody, unless their people are madetold her making them face with America's Mom's
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like, well, Corey's dack,Well, that. Yeah, that is
for sure running all of Corey's socialboyfriend girlfriend. Let's just all right,
I'll send the request. I don'tthink being said that they're not gonna last
after the season. I don't thinkthey will either. No, I don't
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think this is cute right now.Yeah, she's also a full seven years
older than him, that's true.She is a first grader him. I
wanted to talk a little controversy.I saw Jeff said this a little while
ago. But Jeff says, didCorey say jag with red dubbed over it?
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I believe he tweeted us this tooafter the episode. I did not
notice that I didn't touch anything withit. May have to go back but
that tape, but check it.We should go back and, like me,
record that clip it And even ifthey did, it doesn't look it
was dubbed. You need to dubit and then we'll be like conspiracy and
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just hashtag GB two five and there'sa viral clip right there. Right,
let's get this, let's get thisgoing. I don't really see like it
wouldn't have changed anything, wouldn't changedanything like That's like, I like,
I believe me. I want tobelieve it. I want to believe it.
And if you don't, g't gonnago back and watch this vote and
double check like I'm gonna do thisJeff check it. But that's what that's
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what this podcast is for. We'refor the conspiracy. We want to get
chaotic with it, all right,rooting? Can the comp beast the comp
goat? Yeah? I just beingno. But I don't think anybody thought
Kyle and Alyssa would get married.I remember Kyles would be Mary. I
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think he thought that. I thinkI think Kyle thought it like my tip
talk numbers, she's gonna see meflossing, she's gone. I think Alissa
thought it because she was talking tohis mom in the house, like I
think, walking down the aisle.No, they just saw Kyle came to
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early. That was that was whatthey thought. Bird and John says,
if Balian Swaggy can last, soyou can come America. Yeah, I
don't know. That's one of thoseyou know what, lovely. I feel
like Bailey and Swaggy were more likely. They were a more likely duo than
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America and Corey. That's true.But now you guys see that hustle,
that grind and Swaggy's on You wouldn'tunderstand it. He's so he's just so
focused and grinding. Shas waking upand hustling and grinding it every day.
He's just Bailey. America could dono better than Corey is right. America
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picked the best guy in the house. Yes, in the house. Yes,
also yes, Bailey did give hera good house and bitter Yeah.
I saw on Twitter somebody who saythat it maybe was. Oh god.
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Andy tweeted that America is like theperfect litmus tests for guys and like who
a guy is as a person becauseall of like the actual like good guys
in the house love her and allthe holes in the house hate her.
That's true, right, That's verytrue. How do you feel about America?
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I like America, but I waslike Corey, so I don't know
if I want to like America getsa Cory, but I feel like I
would like America anyways. I fromthe jump, she was my like number,
as she was the second person Ipicked. I think, yeah,
you loved America, and I remember, but well I just thought I he
was paranoid and she rubbed me thewrong way in the beginning. But like
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I've really grow into like watching IssyLike I don't like easy as a player,
but I like every conversation it ishe's in because I'm like, what
are we getting freak out about?Nah? Oh my god? Did you
see Jack? Jack sneezed twice andthen he looked over at Matt, who
did not say, bless you you'reJack together? Yes, and three's like
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I think we got again both thatwhere the blinds out one of them?
Conspiracy, Mundo, how did youwant to us screen wraps? Not going
to do us any any record it, clip it, cep it? What's
it on? What does it releaseon Paramount plus tomorrow? If you have
it on DVR? Which did youactually? If you have it on no,
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I didn't. If you have iton DVR, Mundo, then you
can just clip over red. Youjust get literally anyone else saying red and
find a way to clip it.And no, Munda's get the software.
I want to see it for realfirst, I say, talking about but
DVR makes it even harder to likeprove that it's false if you do any
doctoring to it. So let's goget send it on Twitter on Twitter.
Oh fuck yeah, fuck yeah,I love a good bb Conspiracy dude,
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Helen was pushed is the second one. Helen was pushed. We dubbed Corey
was dubbed earlier. I'm saying itagain. We'll bring it back. We're
bringing it back, bringing it back. Ruda says, I'll be right back.
Then means he's going to like dosome surgery on his phone right now.
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I fucking love, absolutely love it. I'm Pastor Grady Podcast to give
out an MVP award at the Grabiesevery year. Mundo won the MVP Award
because he does he does real gshit like that. But yeah, I
feel like we're bouncing around all overthe things. Some other notes I had
was the tiny hats, love it, Tiny hats that whole day of Red's
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birthday. We're great the whole time. The surree hero edit is in full
effect right now because they really leftout them just like dancing on his grave.
We're like, they're like, Red, we love you, happy birthday,
I hope you have the best birthdayeverything. Gee thanks shook and he
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walked out and there like he's fuckingGoden Motro. He's fucking Goden Motto,
fucking by bitch, and like that'slike how they acted, like would he
walked out of the room and theywere all still wearing tiny little hats.
So it's just funny or everything goesOh, the tiny hats made it amazing,
especially because like they were trying toI guess they were technically telling Red
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the truth because they told Red that, like the vote, the plan for
the vote is the same, exceptFelicia and Mimi are trying to change things,
and that was true. However,they were trying to change things in
his favor. They wanted him tostay, so they were like, oh
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my god, Felicia and Mimi,they're just trying to change things. No,
no, no, no, likethey're trying to make it bad for
you or whatever. And that's hewould have liked them too. So they're
trying to blame the vote on Nicoleand Felicia or Felicia, even though it's
very obviously right. Cameron and Bowielike duh, that's fine. But turned
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like the turn between the Red goingagainst Cam no matter what. It's like,
I don't know, like I don'tthink Kim's gonna deny it now,
and I hope Kim doesn't. Ihope Cam just goes like fuck you dude,
Like Buck y'all Like, Jared,I'm not gonna have a chat with
you. I think we know howthis is gonna go this week. Why
don't you go. I'm back downstairs, buddy, have not have not
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having motherfucker, They're all I havenot I love it. I wish I
sing backs and sleep in the roomlike like no one, y'all gotta sleep
on before that. I don't knowhow we're rotating beds. But then got
so many give him those. Iremember the cold room. I think it
was Derek season sixteen. Yeah,like that was to have that room where
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there's ice blocks and they had thelike frost blankets. Well could you imagine
like him not really knowing how tocook and like he's the only one not
on. I did not even considerthat, and I even think it that's
hilarious. And they're like you couldhave steak man and he's like just eating
cereal making eggs. What a waste? Man. I had a lot of
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grilled cheese sandwiches that yeah, Id cooking filet mignon in there and he's
like, don't know, I don'tknow how to make that. What season
was it where they made I justremember watching them they have like sushi grade
tuna that they would give them likejust tons of sushi grade tuna and they
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would just make tunas out out ofit every single week. I'm like,
you guys should be like, whatare you doing? What are you doing
with that? Stopping? That's likethey would just be like eating like one
hundred dollars worth of tuna and itcould anybody in the house know how to
cook or prepare that tuna properly?Well, I well, one of the
dudes was had like seared at onetime, and it was like, okay,
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I feel like they knew what theywere talking about. It was one
of the weight lift dudes because they'relike, you know how much protein that
is? And then they were lookingfor it, like, what the hell
did you do? That? Wasit Jackson? Maybe it was Jackson season.
I bet it was watermelon and tuna? Tuna tuna? Uh? Being
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just said Red told Cam on theway out that Jared turned him against Cam.
Yeah, I did, I feelhe did. I love that.
Julie's first question was, Hey,why didn't you just ask him? We
were all wondering watch fast? Sheprobably does. Jules love you love you
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a big fan, thought you lookgreat, you look stunning. Yeah,
you were saying you were in themiddle of it. Just the burp took
you away. No, I thoughtthat it was weird that, like she
didn't ask him more, she didn'task someone else just tweeted the video Jeff's
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on is something. Jeff'sahn is something. Let's go, Let's go while y'all
are doing some day on that.I thought that was a week or two
ago where Red maybe it was itwas right, No, it was right
with Jared, and they were sayingthat Red had like said he was being
misogynistic towards women and stuff with thewomenly wiles or whatever, and I felt
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like Red was worried about he wasgonna be perceived outside of the house.
So maybe tonight, like all hewas doing was talking about it's a once
in a life opportunity, just showinggratitude, and I sorry, I'm trying
to see what your mouth looks likewhen you say I'm staring at my own
mouth, trying to say jag inRed to see if it looks the same.
I read lips every Thursday on aon a morning show. Okay,
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Julie, Jack, this is Jack, he says, Jack, this is
Jack, uh, boy, jeffjust blew this whole thing wide open.
Put it from my thing. Thatwas Jack. Dude, dude, dude,
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Jeffrey, mother fucking Elliott, Jeffrey, motherfucking Elliott. You're the You're
the winner tonight, buddy. Lookat we just a thread of society,
fabric of everything we know is justfalling apart right now. Do you think
the do you even think CBS willaddress it? They won't even address the
armored scandal that the fucking Special Olympicshas waited on. What world are we
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living in this economy? Who?All right? All right, yeah,
don't we don't want to get flaggedon Red hold on? Yeah, oh
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he said Jack, he says,jagging. We're gonna put this whole thing
down. I'm sorry, that's justthat's watching clips. Like the half of
the show. They just watched theclips. Okay, so where are we?
We're basket around. We didn't stickto like the script at all,
just kind of red asking Jared aboutthrowing Camerada the bus is really the one
thing we haven't talked about from theepisode. I thought that was why I
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talk to Jared first, And goddamn, why is Jared so like,
I don't like that he's questioning me. Bla bla. You're like, yeah,
he's like and then when they showit back, like, I love
when they do that. I loveAnd they edited it so perfectly where he
was like he even said like,yeah, please put me up next to
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and he's like, oh man,I've been on that block too much.
I can't do that next to Red. Oh no, that's exactly the opposite
of what you just said. Heyman, I'm really freaking out this guy's
putting two and two together and realizethat I'm fucking full of shit flagged that
he's not trusting me. I don'tknow why he wouldn't trust me, because
you're a bad liar, had liar, Yeah, the worst. Well,
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I feel like like Jared is verymuch cutting the same cloth as Serie,
not just because he's his her son, like right, he is, literally,
but like the way like she's like, all right, what I gotta
do. What our key that wegotta build up is we gotta be in
a bunch of alliances? All right? Cool? Holy shit, why are
they in multiple alliances? That's notcool. We gotta get it. And
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then Jared's like, all right,I'm gonna tell him one thing, but
if he comes back and asked meabout I'm gonna say, fuck you.
You can't ask me things like that, Why what's your deal? What's your
problem? That's true. You don'twant to just get lied to. That's
true because Serie did do that withJack. Immediately, she was like,
he knows that I knew about thehour, he knows that I played for
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the Power. He knows too muchabout my game. So she used it
to save him, and the nimediawas like, we need him out.
Yeah, Like she did the samething. And I mean that's the beauty
of this season. And I thinkthat's why when we look back, hopefully
this continues in this route where it'slike, I don't want there to be
a steam roll at all right now. I like Cam and Corey in America
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to have a couple of weeks wherethey get a little bit of a come
up, and then I like thehouse to even out, and I want
Sees Side to win again, AndI just wanted to keep going back and
forth where it is entertaining the entireseason, because we haven't had a year
that's really kind of gone down toit in a while. And I think
that there's so much potential for thisseason. I know that we're only five
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weeks in, but like it's justbeen every single day. It's it's exhausting,
honestly to try and just keep upwith what happened the previous day.
God forbids you do anything on theweekend and then you like skip two days
at pluck at forty eight hours.It's gonna be one hundred and seven pages
I have to read. I hadto read a whole like I had to
read the last Harry Potter book basicallyto just catch up on on forty eight
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hours in the House. And it'sawesome. And I mean I was bitching
about this being like like intersecting withfootball season, and it's about to start
doing that. But like I've neverbeen as engaged to a Big Brothers season.
Win football season started, and Iknow it's a it's a late start,
but I fucking love this season somuch. I don't hate anybody really
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in the house besides like Luke forlike what he said obviously, but like
still like Luke Putt been a wildcard going one. I don't hate Bulli
Jane, I don't. I reallylike she's growing on me. She wears
cool outfits. Like I said,she likes like I don't know who she
is. She's like pig tails tonight, different man she's she's different rationally jacket
(33:58):
with the holes. It was theman she her hands. Yes, I
already know that she was wearing theFingerlis gloves. I already know. I
don't it just would go with thatoutfit. It didn't need to see.
It didn't mean she already now spendtiny baby pigtails. Bowie Jane, though,
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Bowie Jane, fucking Bowie Jane.She's been talking a little bit.
I was gonna say, she's beentalking, maybe giggles much. Maybe there's
some things going on. She lovedthe Toots game. I could not believe
that was real. I felt likewe were in some kind of because this
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was the moment that you have yourfriend, your roommate walks in. But
it's like like talk and ask questionsabout to name that too, and then
let it rip. Oh God,let it rip was my favorite. Also,
the ohs and tubes looked like buttholes, and I know it was too,
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but there was a little poosts,little clouds of farts, but they
looked like a so so sorry,and Morian was like, whoa. I
was just counting each too, andlike I did the first time, serious,
(35:28):
I knew all of those. Icouldn't keep it together. I was
giggling the whole time. I waslike, who's gonna been over? But
there was one glaring hall and ifhe really wants to go back and grabbing
this, oh yeah, yeah,no plan on that. But there was
one where it was like they wereoutside in the backyard by the pool and
Mi Cole was like she was sittingin the I guess she had just had
(35:51):
a couple of two shots. Solike they didn't do it again, but
like like the person they used waslike pulling a towel and they made it
look like they tooted and he wasblue and like Nicole's ass just like just
been the other day. Why wasit not her? Why was it not
her that you made the tooth?Adam? It was very obvious, suld
be. Other than that, itwas a great It was a great competition.
It was funny to watch with Emma, who also watched his big brother.
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But I can't imagine having a roommate. It does not watch that.
It's like, this is what youfucking idiots watch. Yeah, yeah,
this is Network TV. It's aprime time color. I'm watching this instead
of instead of the NFL pickoff.Slightly concern the first round that it wasn't
just giving me questions about two soit was gonna be like, uh,
(36:36):
what was this Izy's shirt? Whenshe had a yellow too, and I
was like, nobody's gonna it's thetooth. But yeah, Alex, I
feel like I played Jack green tooth. Yeah, it was blue green,
green, blue. I was playinglike Simon says, Jared blue, Cory
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green. Is he green would bea good band name? Do you have
bluetooth? Yeah, we're here torock your face off? Sorry to hear
that, Prepper man. H's fun, bro? You trying to turn an
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upside down? I just have doit that affect your toots? Does it
change the color your toots? Whatcolored tooths? Do you think you guys
would have pink let's? That wasn'tThat wasn't a color option. It wasn't.
No, you have to pick it'sgreen, yellow, blue, or
think blue blue too, because yellowgreen it's two on the nose, and
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red seems bad. Yellow seems seemsbad. I've heard anything I happened to
do with it with back there?If it's red, if you really it's
bad, it's it smells that yellow, looks poisonous. Yes, great face.
They didn't show her face a lotduring that cop, so I don't
(38:07):
know if she I'm sure she wasfurious. I'm sure she was like,
I'm an award winning turnalist and Iknow we have a writer said that.
God damn it, guys, areyou serious? Who sat here in type
too? So fucking chin moon beez. You don't made me say toots.
They let the millennials pick this cop. It's so good and I loved it.
(38:28):
Yeah, they have I knew whatyou were talking about. I think
she just got married and I waslike, I remember was it Munchausen by
proxies when her mom did your Shesaved her mother and she's living her best
(38:50):
life. And I think she's alot on a feeding tube because that seems
not necessary. That was wild.Actually, ask if a color tooths off
and which you do in public?And it's a pants does everybody have colored
tooths? Or oh that is theworst. It's just me fucking never I'll
(39:16):
get the Blueberry Girl from fucking WillieWalker. Just like violet, it's varlet.
You would get over that by yeah, bring purple tes. Then oh
man, this is too funny,and would get home and it would just
be all blue, just a cloudof blue. I had to hold it
all day. You just take yourpants off at the end of the day.
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It's just blue. It's like afog, tiny little scan your pants
and your color. Okay, Abig mother podcast and they're talking should be
this, this is this is contenttopic. This is your fault. CBS
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is your fault, CBS. Youknow they have three scab writers that are
just like they can't ask me,now, can It's that's the saut that's
the name of it. Like youcouldnt even think anything but all right,
it isn't supposed to like playoff.I've like named that tune. I think
(40:22):
so. But the toots, likethe clips, weren't even like tutable.
Sometimes you'd be like that's a stretch, like yeah, oh does that can't
be true? Love? It madethe Mariarita, her and her and Elvis
died the same way. That's SMIconstipation two. Is the color of your
(40:46):
birth stone? Oh no, Iam red? Then it's red mine red?
No, my birth stone well,what is your birthday? Mine is
the rosette. Worry, it's amethyst. It's purple, purple granted garnet,
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garnet man's ruby also red a rubytute. We can talk toots all night,
but I feel like we should wrapit up by saying who we think
is really going on the block withCam being in charge? Who do you
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think he's gonna listen to? Alison? Like? Who do you think he's
getting to be? Like, who'sgonna be in his ear the most that
he's going to respect? Because Ifeel like it's gonna have to be a
little b different. You think it'sgonna be Bowie? Really, I think
he feels betrayed by everyone but Bowie? Or do you think Corey in America?
This is this the time where theygotta be like, we gotta establish
(41:52):
something here. I'm gonna say,Jack, do you think he's gonna listen
to Jack? I think Jack's toowild Card's nominating He's jagging America. I
don't be so disappointed. That's whaty'all talking about Sunday. I okay,
I could see him nominating Jag,but only to backdoor someone. I think
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he would nominate jaggs upon. Honestly, I hope he goes easy. I
hope he goes full out, Izzy, Jared, because you know that they
would veto each other. Yeah,just like you gotta put the you gotta
put duels on the block together sothey can't save each other and then also
themselves. So like I think hewould have to do. I think,
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God, I'm fucking hoping this isa wake up call and he does,
Jared, Izzy. I hope hewould not waste this on America. I
think he likes America and he's jealousand that's why he's creepy. I'm really
hoping yes, for the chaos factor. Ezy Surree would be just absolutely electric
(43:04):
and Iszy sire on the block togetherbecause they can't be paranoid to each other
because they have the campaign against eachother. But then if one of them
doesn't win the Vito, Jared winsthe Veto, they'll both be sort of
talking shit about the other one totry and see you jaredal use it on
He'll still use it on Surree,but Izz, he might give some fucking
info in Surree. Here is becauseJared goes and tells her that shit chaos.
I just wanted that's the best,that's the best dress of me for
(43:28):
cast Izzy Suri. I don't thinkit will happen. I feel like he's
got to go Jared because he knowsJared fucked him with Red. Yeah,
so I think Jared is definitely gonnabe on there. But like Jared Surre,
Izzy sire give me some comments thatthat would be great, But like
so would question Jared Vitoey SuRie overIzzy. Would that make people think I
(43:54):
didn't realize they were so close?He's always like he's always been close with
Izzy. Yeah, that would.I don't think Izzy will reveal the secret
beat as if he's on the block, will she reveal the secret? But
(44:15):
if you think you gotta go home, if you think you're going home,
that vetoed as a't get played andit's still just you and Suri in this
scenario, I don't think she mighthim. You don't think she would give
it up. You think she wouldtell Kim. No, I'm saying I
don't think because there's no way anybodyelse could tell it. I mean,
I guess that Blue might know,but they're gonna know that Blue didn't tell
(44:36):
I. Yeah, No, Ithink that she would only potentially tell Corey
because he would get it because Izzyknows that his brother was on Survivor.
So Corey at this point has toldJared and Izzy along with America. Obviously,
(45:04):
I don't know if he's told Siree. I'm sure Izzy and Jared have.
He couldn't remember, oh right,he should couldn't remember this because he
was on the Chauffeur one episode.Yeah, but I could see her telling
Corey and being like, we alreadyknow Surree is dangerous. She's on the
(45:28):
block. Like, if it comesdown to a VETO isn't used and it
is Surree, Izzy or one ofthem is back Doword, if it's post
veto and they're on the block,I could see her trying to save her
game by telling Corey and being like, we already know SuRie is dangerous and
her fucking son is in this houseprotecting her because is he Corey combining forces
(45:50):
would be a great like I wouldthat would be an awesome final two honestly,
Like I feel like is he probablybeats Corey in the end of that
just based off of what's going on. But I see the reason why SuRie
goes home if this is how theyget to that point, Like that's a
very awesome like they're a very funfinal two to get to, like duke
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it out because they're gonna both probablybe winning things. I don't think it's
gonna happen. I feel like Izzy'sseries Lapdog, but unless like this is
obviously gonna have to happen after Vetois not used and she is just fighting
for a lift because I don't thinkshe's gonna flip until she absolutely has to
flip. She seems pretty loyal andlike she doesn't want to upset mother,
but I feel like I feel likeSuRie would have to understand, would understand,
(46:39):
but then again, she doesn't understandhow people all do what alliance is
I know, but so then yeah, Beans is easy immediately has two more
weeks and if she does, no, I think so too. But then
you just got a hope that Jaredor Surree or so and so whoever stays
like doesn't win. I guess screwingout you have to hook the Jared or
(47:01):
Blue or whoever else was regular story, which is literally everyone else in the
house doesn't come after you for gettingout one of the alliances. I feel
like it would leave awake of peoplefeeling betrayed by the trust because there's they
are in so many alliances and it'slike, what you've been lying to my
(47:22):
face about this really big thing thewhole time. So like I think Nicole
would be like, fuck this,go lose mine. Felicia would not be
into it. Jack already doesn't trustSorry, I think it would hurt Matt.
I think his feelings would be hurt. Bowie already seems to be against
(47:43):
him because she's pro cam Blue doesn'tfucking care because she's just getting boned.
Speaking of Blue, Todd says,would Jared Slash or Jared and Blue the
options for not? I definitely couldsee that being him, because he'd be
like, well, you put mein my partner up together, I'm putting
you and your partner up together,and it's just gonna be it goes home
(48:06):
if a week week a week week. But it's him trying to take a
shot, but like he's very blindas what's going on. Bean says,
would production stuff is he from revealingthe secret? No, because it's not
like production told her the secret.She knew the secret because she stalks series
Instagram, and Yard was from thatshe was just a super fan coming into
(48:29):
the game. Her being a superfan knowing a lot about the game doesn't
mean that's anyway Like I mean,like they're like most people like you Trump,
you probably shouldn't have family members inthe game together without other people know.
Yeah, because reviewed she was like, what if I told you that
there was a connection between two housemembers in the game, And I was
like, it'd be really But hewas like, well, Julietta tell you
(48:50):
that was fucking bullshit and that seemslike it's cheap, that's funny. I
something production could stop Easy from revealingit. They I mean, they might
stop like the fees from showing herrevealing it, but they wouldn't be able
to stop her from doing it.Yeah, Kid says she thinks she's just
(49:13):
a dream scenario. I absolutely thinklike it's gotta be Easy is fighting for
her life. She knows it's hergoing home and that on the block.
And I also think it would benefitmore of it was pre jury, Like
this would be the week for thatto happen, because if you like,
hey, guess what we get herout? Her son is Jared gets who
(49:36):
can't vote for their son if hegets to the final two mommy, and
everybody's like, fucking, let's go. All right, you get everybody on
board. Everybody thinks they've been like, dude, this is the week that
she has to flip. If shedoes flip, Annoy ask we have one
more week, but like if youget three a jury, then like you
telling about the secret that gives you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Being
(50:00):
also asked why Matt such an importantplayer because he wins nothing except that power
from America vote. He looks likehe should win things. I think that
people think that he's going to wina lot in the same way that like
last year they thought it was like, oh, this person's a camp beast,
and it was like, actually thecomp beast was Michael last year.
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But like they were like, oh, it's gonna be this person, It's
gonna be this person. It waslike, who is it? If you
remember when we were seniors at samHouston, we played an intramural softball team.
We played in amber. The softballteam I had been on two intermural
winning softball off sings. They wereco ed, and we thought that one
(50:43):
of our neighbors just looked like shehad went took to be a softball player,
and she did what do you meanby that? She had she had
no hand eye coordination and could notthrow the ball at all. But when
she swung the bat, it lookedlike if she could make contact, that
bitch is out of there, thatgot ball is gone. Here's what she
could not and we just kept beinglike, she looks like she's getting really
(51:07):
good at softball, so like,let's keep putting it out of there.
And she wasn't. And we keptstruggling because she wasn't good, but we
kept going out of it. She'sprobably gonna be good. She looks like
she's gonna be good. I thinkthat's the Matt Sin. So also to
include that this girl was a Hootersgirl, so that's why they spent I
didn't notice that eyes for you withher. I only had eyes for you
(51:27):
over and over and over again.And the other girls cannot even throw the
ball. It was like, hey, let's watch this girl that for two
hours. It is not but ifshe couldn't be contact, she couldn't she
couldn't be good. So I don'tknow why we spent two hours. Just
makes perfect apparently not love. He'sgood looking. I think that they think
(51:50):
that he's good looking. I thinkthat they think that he's going to win
a lot, even though I don'tthink he will. And I believe that
part of it is that he's soeasily swayed. Like where the hell did
this loyalty to sire come from?He just does. She's a strong here
that everybody else respects. And Ireally think that he's just like if I
(52:10):
can get the point from like thetoughest dude in the yard, yeah yeah,
but like like he was like gonnamarry Riley and then like he's just
going all over the place and he'sstill gonna marry Riley. Well, America's
killed that Riley statue or whatever theymade o. His shrine has my shrine
(52:32):
doing. We've we've covered the we'rewell versed and the shrine. Yeah.
I think that part of it isthat he's so easily swayed, Like he's
absolutely around SuRie's finger, and sheknows it, yes, and she loves
it, and she's here for it, and she's in a circle, so
she's gonna keep him. Yeah,he's covered till jury, Yeah, halfway
(52:58):
through jury, through the first doubleeviction. Can you just like I know
what we're about to wrap this.Can you just imagine being Surree this season
where you're just like, wait,everybody's just ringing, okay, sick,
all right, cool? Thanks?Oh cool, Yeah that's more information.
Okay, cool. She loves it, oh all right, and they we're
(53:20):
saying this to yeah, okay,thanks, thanks guys. This is yeah.
I mean absolutely, and she shouldbecause she should fucking working for her.
It's gonna win her three quarters fora million dollars and her son whatever
second prize. I mean, sheabsolutely deserves to win. She has in
but I would love and if theylet her. Yeah, yes, Corey.
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I would love a Corey wins Coreyto Vanessa. Fuck everybody cuts her
at Final three, respect you,but I gotta take this. It would
be a pretty deep, pretty deep, pretty dope. So okay, who
did you say you thought was goingup? Oh god, I'm just gonna
(54:07):
say this with optimism. Jared andis he I like it? I'm really
like was a mundo that said Jaredand Blue like that seems like that's such
like a cam pick because he thinkshe's like sticking into the guy that took
his guy out, even it wasn'this guy at that point. But I
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don't know I'm gonna go Jared isHey. I'm gonna go Jared Iszzy just
because I don't think he's gonna realizethat he's gotta go after is He?
He already wanted to back door her, but I think he's gonna get scared
of, Like, he's not gonnawant to make an enemy because he's gonna
he's gonna make a I gotta likehave people after he has a house full
of enemies. He was again notthe greatest Big Brother player, great comp
(54:52):
go game wise, not the best. Yeah, well be competition. I'm
gonna say, is he Jared iszy? Jared? I would love suree Jared
to be I would be my dreamscenario. What do you guys, I'm
going Jared jag and America with abackdoor of Izzy that won't go through,
(55:14):
and he's gonna be shocked again,gonna what's out and will finally be rid
of Jack. Because that's what yourisk, is him being like, all
right, this is my one lastchance to really get in with surree improve
to her that I'm loyal. It'slike, bro, don't she doesn't care
about you? Yeah, that's howhe is. He's like Oh yeah,
that's always everything has gone every Ireally get Bret back in this comfortable alliance.
(55:39):
You know, my my buddy breadwith that was a misunderstanding. You
don't have an awkward week, soyou do something dumb that fucks your game
over. No, you have peoplethat he that just like shoved in his
face that they double that's beautiful,but he's an out on their side.
(56:01):
Why would he not just go hamon it Jared Izzy, Okay, use
the beetos. Sorry. I don'tthink he gets it. There's like five
kinds of big but I want himto get it. I don't like him.
I don't want him to do well. I don't like this chaos.
It's great love that I don't wanthim to do well, but like he's
(56:24):
got to take a shot or thisis just it's just another week. Yeah,
you gotta have the awkward week.And there's so many people that don't
realize that that they they Okay,Well, I can just keep pushing it
and keep pushing it, and that'swhat I love Corey. But I feel
like that's gonna be his downfalls.He's yeah, he keeps waiting to make
(56:45):
the move, and you gotta makethe move right time, and sometimes that
right time presents it to you,and it did present itself to him,
and he gotta do it. Gottado it. What is the fucking double
jump rope game? Double Dutch?See that window when you jump in?
I was I was struggled that inrecess some people don't see you just get
(57:05):
whipped in the face with the rope. And Cameron's probably gonna get whipped in
the face with the rope unless hefucking does something here. Yeah, I
agree with being being said. Iremember Kim's portune our pressure cooker was canceled.
He'll make this one count. Ithink that he needs to, because
if he doesn't do anything intense withthis, he's just going to have a
second canceled. H Oh yes,I think he will. That does nothing.
(57:30):
We need it, and I can'tbe great to just absolutely dominated beat
and still mess it up. Iwant Jack, I want to go home,
but like that's Jack's horn. Iwant like easy to accidentally go home
as like a message because they keepJared jed. Would you imagine if Surne
(57:50):
kept Jared over Izzy because he's fuckingher game and Sire is helping it,
Like, would she be able todo that. Like, I get it's
her son and she's his mom,but like we're no these choice wh yeah
is it I don't know. Iknow it's all no. I think it
(58:13):
so these choices. They asked herto choose between her daughter and her son,
I think, and one has todie, yes, dad, though
like ages like they might be twins. I don't remember, honestly, but
I do think that it's a Holocaustmovie. Yeah, I think it's all.
(58:34):
I mean, you got to makethem do a couple of is awful
on paper, and yeah, soa lot that's what she's gonna have to
do. And big brother announced,hes gonna say it. Serie was facing
small These choice three had was fuckingsome sort of like Seri's choice we are.
(59:00):
I want to wrap it up withJeff Elliott, who started the whole
He was onto this conspiracy theory.That's true. That yeah, Helen was
pushed and Corey said Jaggon was doubred. Jeff Elliott is commentary O the
night you were the guy that's unveilingall this stuff, pulling the curtain backslies.
(59:22):
Sad to you, Jeff, you'rea real journalist. AD I want
you to be Capital Jay Jeff.You're big Jay journal all right, Big
Jay journalists over there, Big Jayjournalists at that Capital Jay Jeff. But
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