Pass The Gravy #522: Daycare Party Bus

The guys talk about baseball, magic, and the new Threads app. They also figure out how to make childcare more affordable and pitch some new bar ideas.

Follow the show on twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

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Braby Gang Gang Gang Baby, PowderTop and let his spreads man. As
we're listening to Past the Gray,were going fishing for your bitch to day
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rich today This Bitch Graby Gravy Gravyag. What is going on? Guys?
This past Gravy Episode five twenty two, Alex, pat and Bobby jokes back

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at it again for a fun fillededition of your favorite podcast, Happy Gravy
Day, Everybody, What's going on? And another day? I was not
ready for that one. Who ismine? Then we know who Alex's is.
He's got emma. What about me? To your people living in that
house, Yeah, I don't thinkyou want to wish them good days.

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They suck. But a gravy day, the gravy day, though, which
everyone should have a happy gravy day, right, everybody should, except for
Hitler if he was alive, heshould not have a happy gravy day.
Very adamant about that in the podcast, Yeah, big big anti Hitler,
guys, A good days for Hitler. We don't ever want him to have
a good day of Again, MaryNasser shouldn't have a good gravy day.

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We don't want him to have agood gaby. I don't think he is.
I don't think, but I'm justsaying he shouldn't have a good gravy
day, and that's the way wecan take him out of the Comeback Kids
segment. Robert, look at us. We just saved us five minutes right
there, say this five minutes.I saw somebody was somebody tweet as the
Robert have y'all on like a pitchcount right now? Y'all y'all have been
like running through these episodes, andI was like, no, I think

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we're just really trying to be consciousabout rambling, because I think, yeah,
yeah, but they have they're liketwo hours instead of two and a
half hours. Maybe, Robert,you know, there used to be ones
where we would go three three anda half. Those were like long ago,
though, we've got and we're trying. We're trying to be precise.

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Don't sass me. You're all makethis three fifteen like this just ramble,
He'll just ramble. I got followedon I got followed on Twitter by somebody
that had it said happily married tothe love of my life in their profile,
and I feel like that's just kindof a try hard brag, like
like you, if you're happily married, you should just like that would have

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student that's the love of your life, right, Yeah, that's say like
it's a hard old mood, liketwo love my life, Like like,
do you think anybody's like happily marriedto like my silver medal? Because and
then I really loved married someone elsehappily married for now bio. But in
five years I'm gonna realize they're notgoing to change, and then I'm regret

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marrying them because I thought they'd becomea better person. So, but happily
married, now that's a long profile, yeh know, that's stuff just your
marriage, if it's if it's Iwas gonna say, if you're married for
like a month, still a monththat was okay. Even then, that's
so fucking cringey. Don't do thatshit, don't do that. It's really

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really that's worse I think than thepeople that have joint Facebook accounts. Oh
no, no, no, that'snot worse. I don't know. I
just don't use Facebook anymore anyway,so I don't care. I knew a
guy he was a year older thanme in high school and he did a
joint account. I mean like atthe very beginning of people doing joint accounts,

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and I was like, oh,your wife owns you when you're not.
Like if it's like a couple andthey're like fifties, I just assume
one of them doesn't really know howto use Facebook. So he's like,
honey, will you make us Facebookaccount? And I can scroll through it
and look at the pictures the paperpost, and like the guy never posts
or the wife never post. Theother one knows how to use it,

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so they just like like the otherone just kind of like lurks on it.
If you're if you're like our age, like yeah, you shouldn't have
a joint face just don't have it, or just just your own just don't
have Facebook. I don't use itanymore. I mean I I I get

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mad at myself because I'm like,I should be getting on there. I
should at least be like sharing theship that we posts. Thank you everybody
that has been jot dying by theway, I really really appreciate that.
Keep it up. Sebastian, Like, what maybe once a week I'll just
radomly get on Facebook. I'll like, oh yeah, and then I'll just
like like tonight's Paton and I feelgood. But it's just like I just

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don't even my eye on my screendoesn't even get drawn to where Facebook is.
I just don't see it anymore.It's just so out of the loop.
That's why, like the other thatyou told me, like download threats,
I don't think I can do it. I just I don't. I
don't. I don't think I cando it. We'll get to it.
That's coming out okay, but I'llsave them. I've already got too much.

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But just the love like married happilyto love my life, like just
stay happily married. It seems extralike when you have to write any of
that, well, it's like Ifeel like sometimes you like you know,
like you that's like like your yourhusband or wife is like you know,
like that's who you hang out withall the time, Like that's what that's

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what you Yet I don't know.I feel like sometimes like people don't really
have like a biore, like Idon't know what else to write. Happily
man's just like loving husband and fatherand son, and it's like well like
yeah, those are all just thingsthat we are anyway, like former child.
I feel like the people that putthat in their profile, it's like

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their significant other being like you needto say that you're married so that girls
aren't hitting you and blah blah blah. It's so foreign to me because I'm
like, I hear it all thetime, and I'm like, who the
fuck actually uses social media to hookup? You just get closed a like
base. And that's a crazy becauseeven to me, people like, yeah,
dude, I slid in the DMS. I'm like, just even doing
that be like dming someone big dude, you're fucking hot or whatever. The

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so God's pretty sure you can wellyou can disable d M. So it's
like I just just do that,like you need to be. I get
a lot of dudes hitting on melike it would say, I'm not saying
you aren't, but it's like itjust seems like you're like I get a
lot of dip pics. That's crazy. I've always thought like I was people

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that like I was born in thewrong era. Not endorsements. That's another
one. It's like what does thatlike, what does that even mean?
You can still get fired for retweetingshit. I've I've always thought I was
born in the right era because Iwas like, hey, I get to
have a childhood without technology. I'ma super lazy person, so like having
it now is fucking sick. Butwhen it comes to the way people like
communicate and talk and hit on eachother online, every bit about of it,

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it just seems creepy and cringey tome, and I can't do it.
It's all bad. It's it's likedating apps. I get, but
like when it's through like Twitter andInstagram and like reply guys, like dudes
are just under there, like yourfuck you're hot like that, it's not
gonna work, and you look likea total fucking creep by the way you

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comment you're hot under everyone, andthen people click on your profile and it
says happily married to the love ofmy life. Apparently it's not that happy,
buddy, You're being a real creepydouche right now. I think husband,
Father's Son Bible verse the way itmakes me even matter though when I
hear it works, they're like,I hate all of it. That's only

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it's the only time where I thinkI was born in the wrong era.
I should have been born in likenineteen twenty. I could have fought in
World War two come back with someserious mental fucking problems, like just been
angry and shut down. But that'show I am anyway. And you just
marry whoever fucking lives three doors downfrom you because that was your only option.
You're grow uping up fifty kids andyou just live together for fifty years.

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That sounds fucking great to me.I wish I could have that.
Keep the love out of it.That's that's too much hassle. I'm born
in the wrong generation. I want. I want a family out of convenience,
not love. I just want kidsto do the yardwork for me.
I'm fucking already getting tired of it. It is kind of wild, though,
like when you realize like the cheatingthat goes on and shit, and

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it's like I do think like cheatingis just because the access is there that
we haven't ever had before, whereit's like fucking who was it. Roosevelt
was like married to his cousin.It's like I don't like. But it's
like like people back in the day, we're like, shit, man,
I'm gonna die, and like whatam I nineteen? I'm gonna die in
ten years. I gotta I havea wife and four kids, real quick.

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Shit, I'm a family, you'recousin. You want to shack up?
Like that was just like how itwas like like, well I gotta
go to the next town to meetanother girl. That's a hassle, right,
And like then we were like,okay, well I have phones.
You can call them, so youcould have like long distance maybe then they
had like those like back pages kindof things, and it's like you just

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had the old, good, oldfashioned like meat at a bar in school
and shit, you just have mean MMAP. But like now it's like
there's always the access. You haveso much access to, like you can
just be talking to somebody constantly becauselike those people are like on dating apps.
It's like how many times on datingapps are people like just chatting up
like nine people playing a number playinga number game. But because you're so

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not as like as intimate, likeeven just like going back and forth with
everybody, like you're gonna not havethat like attachment that you would normally when
you would do it in person.I feel like the only thing about online
dating makes sense to me is whenyou read articles or here's about how girls
are, like you had to itall, go on three days a week
just to get free dinner. Thatmakes sense to me, But the actual

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aspect of having three days with peopleyou don't know exhausted, dude, so
exhausted, Like I want the accessto social media without any of the actual,
like contact with other human beings,if that makes sense. I just
want to scroll and see shit.The second I actually have to reply to
someone or talk to them, I'mlike, uh, this isn't fun anymore.

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The same reason that you self checkout. I don't want to fucking see
your talk to anybody. Well,can you imagine, like, if you
go on three dates a week,how much fucking just bullshit conversation you have
to have, Like, so whatdo you do? What are you into?
Oh? Well, i've been workingat this firm for this long?
You know, major in this?Oh what did you major in? Where'd
you go to school? Like that, that's the same conversation you're having three

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times a week, and that's gotto get so old so fast. Those
are the kind of people that arelike, no, I'm really good on
dates. Apparently not. You're fuckingsingle, you go on a lot of
them. You're hot enough to geta lot of dates. You're not good
on dates because nobody wants to keepyou around. Yeah, that would be

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that that's exhaust stay. But butat least it's something a way that makes
sense to me. They're like,yeah, I want to eat steak tonight,
but I don't want to pay forit. Well, this dude will
buy it, all right, thatmakes sense to me. It's just a
guy's like it sounds like me.She's really pretty, and she's like,
I'm not. I'm just gonna doit. He's like, well, I'm

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I went on a date with apretty girl. You're both getting satisfied somehow.
People that spend so much money onfirst dates, I'm like, are
you out? Like I'm talking puttputt. I will spend twenty six dollars
on you on the first date becausechances are you're probably not gonna like me,
and I ain't throwing money after goodmoney after bad Fuck that and plus

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also I want to do see thisis also is all my problems is I
want to do something the first datethat I want to do. I don't
give a fuck about what they wantto do. That's usually a good way
to start a relationship, like,hey, this is what a lot of
it will be. It's me doingwhat I want to do. What do
you like to do? Was we'renot doing that? Well, I mean
it goes what we're talking about beforehand. How I don't know any of my
family member's birthdays because it doesn't itdoesn't actually affect me. And I'm the

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most selfish person on the fucking planet. I'm like, I don't need to
know that information. My other siblingswill send it to me. I'm not
gonna learn it. Yeah, Idon't know if you use that and you're
not cool, but like, yeah, pat not knowing something the family,
like not even know the months ofhis family's birthday that that was bananas to
me. I'm the baby. Everyoneloves me anyway. Obviously you're not the

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only person in the world that thatthat is that way. But it's like,
I don't know, I can atleast like learn the other five people
in my life's birthdays. Eighteen yearsold. It was okay when I was
like, I'm the baby, everyoneloves me, and be like, all
right, I'm fucking thirty three.Now, I don't think that's an exception.
So you're in your mid thirties andyou don't know your father's birthday.

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Yeah, I'm a really bad child. We used to I used to know
this girl that like had a Shewould I complain about her ankle and it
was like, oh, I hadit's an ankle injury from when I was
in high school, like you werein high school, like ten years ago,
like the injury, but the injurydidn't heal at all in ten years,

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Like it seems like it might havehealed a little bit. I can't
do this. I had any Ohokay, well, the actual injury healed,
but then it's probably like there's cartilagethat's gone, So your ankle just
hurts for the rest of your life. That's called being an adult, right,
But just deal with it. Youstill work out. Yeah, I'm
I'm very terrified. Like I've alwaysshockingly been in good shape, like not

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physically, but like my body's notbreaking down. Things don't hurt. But
like I'm starting to get to thepoint where like I think it's coming.
I think it's gonna come, andit's gonna it's gonna phrasing, but it's
gonna come fast. Because like theother day I slept on my shoulder,
and all day it didn't hurt.But like normally it's just like okay in

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the morning, by the time Iget in my car and go to work,
it's whatever. All day, myshoulder just felt fucking heavy. So
I was like trying to stretch it. It felt like it was too far
rotated forward, and I was like, all right, it's still not hurting.
But that means I am very closeto actually turning into an old man
and everything shutting down on my body. Like I'm getting to the point where

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like I'm probably gonna have to seean orthopedic surgeon. Oh yeah, that's
that just terrifies me. I don'tthink it's gonna happen. But I'm also
picking up golf, so you know, I'm gonna fuck up my shoulders somehow.
Nah, you can't get air playinggolf. I don't think I can
see, but I'm going. Imean, I'm just I'm perfect. Everyone

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else sucks, that's the problem.Yeah. Um, okay, So my
other thing I brought in, Ibrought in some fucking ideas, boys,
I brought in some ideas. Iam running from mayor of Houston, and
you guys know that, like themayor is supposed to fix a lot of
the city's problems. I'm necessarily sayingthis is see of Houston problem or anything.

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I would just think. I thinkthere's a there's a problem in this
country with childcare just in general.I don't have kids, but everybody that
does have kids that I know isalways like, dude, it's so expensive
for childcare. Childcare, chuld caresucks, Dude. I don't know how
I can afford this. My wifemight have to quit her job so she
can stay at home watch the kidsbecause childcare is so expensive. I have

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an idea where we can just saveeverybody a ton of money on childcare.
What if we just made a barwhere you can drop your kids off and
like pay a ten dollar cover andlike the people at the bar, it's
kind of like, hey, youcan drink it this bar, but also
you're kind of watching these kids,and you just loosely watch these kids to
like make sure that they don't killeach other. And it's like, yeah,
it's not the greatest daycare, butit's better than nothing, right,

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It's better than spending a thousand dollarsa month at a fancy daycare where it's
like this was ten dollars a dayand they get to just hang out.
I thought you were going to sayit was something like it's a room off
to the side, like they havea daycare room attached to the bar.
I was gonna well, people wouldhave a problem with that because then you're
just drinking, and then the daycareis going and then you pick your kids

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up and drive them home. Iwouldn't have any problem with that, By
the way, I just want togo on record that one. No,
dude, I'm actually more on boardwith this one. Most people would say,
oh, you're just gonna leave yourkids with people that are drinking in
the middle of the day. Yes, they're probably older, they're probably like,
like, have you ever seen barregulars that go in the middle of

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the day. They're in their fiftiesand sixties. Responsible they're way to drink.
They're not getting hammered, fucking right, those people don't. They just
they sit there and they get abuzz. Now, some of them are
getting hammered drunk, but guess what, all the ones with the buzz will
just keep them away from the children. I actually love this idea, okay,

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So so to like go and expandon it. A little bit,
Like the kids wouldn't just be runningaround freely in the bar, like there
would be there would be like anyZippit style thing where it's like when you
go to the zoo and the gorillashave like their like exhibition or whatever,
Like there's like a playground, Likethere's like a there's blocks and shit,
and it's like they're just in adifferent room. You can see them.

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The whole like thing is like glass, So it's kind of like an attraction.
Like, Hey, come to thebar and like have a couple of
beers and watch these kids maybe justlike fucking run around and run into shit.
I actually like that kid. Justfelt like drinking watching a little kids
sometimes fall down like hilarious. Ifyou know where that's at the round peg
in the square hole? Is hegonna try and do that? Ah,

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Nope, that's not the way todo it. I actually think the best
place for this would be VFWS.You just drop your kids off with a
bunch of old veterans that have seensome shit. They're gonna toughen your kids
up, but they're also they're alllike grandpas and fucking uncles and shit like
that. They're gonna take care ofthe the VFW will be a great play.
Unfortunately, I don't think those guysthey go there to get away from

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everybody else in mind, I don'tthink they want kids running around. I
don't want kids, but I'm onboard with this idea. Drop your kids
off at bars and then just pickthem up and guess what, you can
have a drink and then go home. Bartenders are used to fucking baby sitting
anyway, and oh the safety isyour bartenders are gonna, obviously at this
bar be required in no CPR,which is very easy to learn. Right,

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Yeah, I love I might actuallywatched the episode of the Office.
I don't even really like other people'skids that much. I think I would
hang out at this bar, rightand like you can kind of feel like
you did something good, like youdon't get paid to do it if you're
just at the bar drinking. Butit's like, hey, that guy's watching
Yeah you know what, I'm drinkinga beer. I also would like to
play with legos who was watching yourkids? That guy I don't know,

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and I'll ady over there and thenthat guy to teaching little kids how to
like play pool and play top golfand ship you would not be engaging with
the kids, like you're not.There's not interaction with the kids. Unless
I thought it was the no,no, no, that we're just watching
the kids. You watch the kids, you don't get to go like engage
with the kids and people. Iwant these people interacting with the child.

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See, that's where you're getting likecreepy territory. We're just hey, we're
watching them. Situation. I'm inthere. It's all out in the open
though, where they're not going intoback rooms with the children. It's all
in the That's why I want themrunning around the actual bar. It's daytime,
the bar is not packed. It'smuch safer. No. I just

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feel like if you had like aroom where the kids can't like run into
sharp objects or anything, I thinkthey'll be behind the bar at a certain
point, Like they'll run back there. There's ship that they should be around.
Obviously, you keep them out frombehind the bar, you kick them
if they get back there. Wellno, but that's why you can,
like you can tell the parents like, well, well what if my kid
gets behind the bar, the alcoholwill not be even allowed in that child

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area right there. See, oncethey go in this door, they're fine,
and it's glass, and it's justlike it's an attraction to watch that.
You watch the game on TV,or you can turn around and watch
the kids watch back out on thisNobody wants to just watch kids to it
like it in you already said Jo, and you can't take it back.
No, I was in when Ithought you had a good idea. I
don't realized this was stupid great idea. Um I also I'm splitting off.

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I'm splitting off to do my owndaycareca Vergel trademark called barcare. Yeah,
well I'm already spitting off, iswhat I already did. I got Verbel
trademark on its barcarea. No samething. It sounds like something John taff
or whatever have been already. ButI already have bar daycare, already got
that. Um I often mine's calleduh pintes and pints because kids are pine

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sized. I already have a bettername, terrible rand. All I know
is I want people that are retiredand have nothing else to do, so
they hang out at the bar,have a couple of beers. Those are
the people I want watching my childrenmore so than fucking people that just work
at a daycare. Those are hungovertwenty three year olds. This is a
sixty five year old man. That'sseems some ship he'll teach my kid cribbage.

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Well I did. I did haveanother daycare idea to try, you
know, like this seems like thiswould help out a lot, because I
feel like the pick up and dropoff it's always kind of a pain in
the ass, Like, oh shit, I gotta swing by and pick up
my kid for daycare. What ifit was just like a party bus.
There was a daycare and they pickup the kids and they can drop them
off too, but you can likepick them up from your parents, like

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from the parents work. You coulddrop them off to the parents at work
at the end of the day andship like that. But it's just a
party bus. So the bus justdrives around. It's got daycare in it
instead of the party stuff. It'sjust a daycare. The kids just drive
around all that, or you canpark it somewhere so they can hang out,
go outside, enjoy and enjoy thefresh air. But they got a
little daycare on the party bus.Then you can drop them off at the
end of the day. It's brilliant. I literally saw a gas station the

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other day. That's at three sixtynine. That's not that's not a feasible
business with gas prices the way they'regoing right now. Oh, it's feasible
maybe maybe for the super rich.Yeah. By the way, a high
scale one barrow is the lower scale. First of all, not safe.
A lot of kids are the smallarea in a car only there's nobody on

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the plane that that can just takedriving around and then for that long with
how loud it's going to be,that'll be more airtight, like it'll be
soundproof. But then like there's ateacher that's so basically you're just you're just
throwing You're throwing kids in the backof a limo and just loading it up.
Kind of yeah, I'm not onboard. But but they can get
dropped off, were picked up,And that's a lot of the problem with

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the childcare where it's like, oh, I did you pick up and drop
up? Like this sucks, Igotta get out of work, but this
time got fight traffic to pick upmy kid by whatever. It's like,
if the kid has just come toyou, you used to at work till
the kid gets there. I mean, this is only if you're super rich
and can afford to pay the gas. Surge arges that a company like this
way siphon gas from whom other cars. I hope they go to your car

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and siphon your gas out. Ihave a siphon and preventor thing, so
you can't. Actually, I'm surethere's things that get around it either,
right, this stupid idea? Notthis one? First one good, this
one bad. A party bus fuckingschool is like to be sick? Are
party bus full of children? Soundslike the worst place. It's not for

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a party, it's just you guta party bus and then you just in
a partid era South Africa. Thenthe party bus full of children. Yeah
you're white. Yeah, so probablywould have been pretty sick for me back
then. But yeah no, abus full of fucking screaming children sounds awful.

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Have you ever met a sane busdriver? No, they're always koki
as shit. That's what you're payingthem to deal with. That's what you're
paying them to deal with. Man, it's like hazard pay a must.
But then you're also paying for thegas and the childcare and the accelerated salaries.
I guess of the worker. Now, it's not cost efficient unless you're

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super rich. And guess what,super rich, they just get stay at
home Danny's. That's a good racket. Yeah, that's a good racket.
I would like to get into stayat home nanny. Dude, I could
totally be a manny. That's allthe shit you just bitched about having to
deal with kids out of here,screaming kids. But it's like the same
thing. You're just not in ano no, no, no, no
no no stay at home nanny.You got one, two, maybe three

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kids. A bus is like fortyfucking kids. And also, if you're
stay at home nanny, that meansthese kids are so wealthy that they've grown
up with some level of being told, like knowing to listen to authority,
so they're not just running around screaming. I just y'all sit, shut up
and study, and they start doingit. I don't think. I don't

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think that works that way. Youdon't know nothing. I'm coming up with
the childcare solutions that our nation needs. You're not doing shit but criticizing it.
No. I was on board withthe first one until you ruined it,
until I made it practical. Putthe kids behind class, don't let
them interact with the daytime drunks,that's stupid, or like get behind the

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bar, which is also what they'relike that way, there's no right,
but like you could be like,well there could be alcohol in the same
area that my child's daycare is andit's like or just put like a partition
like a glass window, like it'sit's very fixed. A bartenders are behind
the bar. How often do regularpeople get behind the bar? They don't
allow The child is much smaller andharder to scene, they're easier to keep

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out. I'm just saying it wouldbe ten dollars a day. That seems
like an easy cover charge for you'redropping your kid off and it's like,
well they got hurts, like theygot they got bullied at school, okay,
well like we dropped them off ata bar. I don't. I
don't know, Like what's gonna tendollars a day is super cheap, so
much cheaper than however much it isright now, and you expect, at

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this cheap of a rate, youexpect the bar to build a glass divider
with the children are on the otherside of their whole own area and not
use that for general patrons who arepaying money to drink. Yeah, you're
out of your mind. The kidsjust have to be running free. It's
a fucking big ass bar. It'llbe a nice bar. It'll just have
like one area that's got glassed offover there, so you're gonna like an

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observation deck. You're gonna pay therent for a giant bar, but only
use seventy five percent of it maincustomers. You're out of your fucking mind.
Well, actually, the other payingcustomers would be the parents that paid
for the kid to get in there. Oh ten dollars for eight hours.
Oh yeah, that's a real return, a good return on investment. Tell
a bartender that, hey, I'mgonna sit here for eight hours and I'm

(26:33):
only gonna have one drink, andthen you're only gonna make ten dollars off
Me'll go. I will not betalking to you for the next seven hours
and fifty six minutes. You don'twatch enough bar Rescue pat Because John Taff
teaches a lot about customer loyalty.You gotta get him coming back. Not
not a bar. You work ata restaurant, not a bar. I
know the bar business flowing better thanyou. Well not, You're not only

(26:56):
that, but I have my bartender'sbitch to me yesterday. That's somebody sat
there, had three drinks during happyhour, then happy hour ended. They
did not order another thing, butsat at the bar, taking up two
spaces for another two and a halfhours. Bartenders don't like people that are
just hanging around not paying, especiallyif they're taking up a section. But

(27:19):
if you are getting to drop yourkids off at a bar for ten bucks
a day, you're telling me youcan't expect them for ten bucks a day
for them to be secluded from theregular bar patrons. That's why you're telling
me you can just drop your kidsoff for ten dollars a day and you're
not gonna patronize the fuck out ofthat bar. Like everybody's coming back to
that. By the way, thisbar is sucking awesome. They watch right,

(27:40):
kids, when I'm working, it'sfucking cool shit Like that's everybody's that's
everybody's local bar. That's everybody's gonnabe loyalist. Fuck to that bar.
You're gonna make all that money back. I'm telling you that, why don't
you just keep your fucking kids home. Just let your kids be home a
lot. Everybody's problem with that,you know, literally everybody can literally believe

(28:00):
can't You can't just like leave yourkids be like it's a daycare to certified
daycare. It just happens to bein a bar. That's what I want
to know. What's the legal agethat you can leave kids at home at
home alone at because I guarantee youit's too high. Kids are okay home
alone like they are. They'll they'llplay with their toys, they'll figure it

(28:22):
out. They know how to makeit themselves a sandwich, or they'll figure
it the fuck out. Kids areway more resilient than people let them,
like believe them to be. Nowadays, kids can be like if you if
you're six years old, you canbe home alone for two hours before your
parent gets home from fucking work.You're fine after school, especially enough,

(28:44):
most children will be not beaby matareenough to manage being alone on a regular
basis until they're about ten or elevenyears old. There's no law that's bullshit.
But you can have abandonment laws likeyou can have negligence. Dude,
dude. If no, if yourkid isn't old enough to be home alone
until they're eleven, that's negligent onyou as a parent. That means you've
done everything for that child their entirefucking life. Dude. If you're dude,

(29:10):
no, if your kid can't behome alone for two hours at six
years old, you're fucking crazy.I might be a little young, but
definitely by eight. Yeah, Idon't know, I don't. Yeah,
we're not parents. So I wasa child once, same same. I'm
just throwing out solutions. How oftendaycare crisis that you're shitting on right now,

(29:36):
Pat, kids go in the otherroom and you don't hear from them
for two hours. What's the differenceof whether you're home or not at that
point, they were okay for twohours. No, I'm not saying leave
them at home for ten hours aday by themselves. That's a little excessive.
But they get home from school,you don't get home for another two
hours. Still summer, what aboutthe summer, Pat? Eight hours?

(29:56):
Buddy? Oh that you just hometo hang out with other children side you?
You let you, You let themoutside in the morning and tell them
don't come back until the street lightsare on and entertain yourself. I'm gonna
drop I'm gonna drop you off atthis bar. Just hang out here.
Kid. Also that's why you havemultiple children, So you just make the
older ones watch the younger ones.Yeah, they had to get there first.

(30:21):
Yeah, once they're eight, theycan watch the six year old.
All right, what did you guysbring him for a precap saga? I've
I've been playing a lot of Haloone with my brother because we realize that,
holy shit, we can play thisonline. And it was the only
game he was ever good at.Hey, you know what happens when you
don't play a video game for fourteenyears. You're not good at it anymore.

(30:42):
Yeah, he sucks. He sucksso bad. I'll die and I'll
look over at his screen and he'sjust firing. But like you know how,
like you use the right stick toaim and you move with the left,
He's just moving with the left,hoping that where his aimor is is
going to come across a person tryto shoot them. It's quite infuriating.

(31:03):
Yeah, I would imagine, butlike, I mean, I don't.
It's like all those memes where it'slike me getting older when you play with
the kids that are just fucking sick. Well, I'm playing Fortnite with the
boys. Sometimes you just come acrossthe squad like, these kids are playing
a lot more than I and Ijust got chocolate up to I don't have
all that time. Oh yeah,no, no, we've ran across some

(31:23):
of them too. The other daywe lost because the other team and Halo
one. What people don't realize isyou could memorize where the spawn points are
gonna be. It wasn't randomized.It was like, you're gonna spawn here
than here, than here than hereas long as it goes. So these
dudes have just their gun trade.We lost fifty to three. I've never

(31:44):
lost in a game of Halo likethat in my life. We had three.
I had one kill. I've neverdone that poorly in my life.
It was the craziest fun game,but people just know how to kind of
hack the system. Yeah, andit's don't get me wrong, it's been
great. It's bringing back a shittone of nostalgia of playing this twenty years

(32:04):
ago when it came out. Ohmy god, I think it was like
twenty years ago that Heyo came out. Holy shit. But it's also it's
it's it's not so much frustrating forme, it's frustrating for me for him
that he's sitting there trying to shootpeople in the head and he just can't
even get a bullet with an eightfeet of their face. Sometimes ramas as

(32:25):
good as it once was, buthe sure has shifted in as good ones
as he ever was, because hestill sucks ass, but he's getting there,
he's learning. I've got him onthe problem. I think what I'm
gonna do is he's gonna talk aboutit, but I'm gonna download the Call
of Duty World at the first zombiegame where it first came out, because
that was one of the other likethree games he ever played growing up and

(32:46):
was good at. But he alsodoesn't want me to download it because it
cost a whole nineteen ninety nine andhe's the cheapest man in America. Well,
how would you pay for it?You don't have a credit card?
I do? No, No,I do. Then he gives you,
dude, it's the same reason Iput off a little bit of gold for
you. He's got Diablo on theXbox two. I did that. He

(33:07):
plays that fourteen hours a day becauseit was one of the four games he
ever played. He's like, hereally is like a child. You just
gotta give him thing, see rightaway? Right there, My brother.
He's at home eight hours a dayby himself. He's just playing video games.
He's okay, yeah, Granny,he's thirty five. But you know,

(33:28):
there's not that much of a differencebetween my brother and a five year
old. He needs his bottle slightlya little bit. He's not cooking for
himself. He needs a bottle.He gets cranky when he stays up too
late. I mean, the similaritiesare strike. Okay, leave your kids

(33:50):
home alone. That's all I'm saying. No, no, what about you?
Robert So earlier, you guys talkingabout the love of my life thing,
and I have been thinking about recentlyhow long you could be called a

(34:12):
bride slash groom, and it kindof seems annoying that it can only be
the day of you just one daybe considered a bride. Longer than that,
I think you should be able to. I think the bride is the
whole engagement. The groom is theday of because because you hear, but

(34:37):
also you make sure she's being areal bridezilla leading up to this wedding.
You are the bride and that wholeengagement that's what. But the groom,
I think is just day up,just like you don't say, people say,
yeah, bride like after that,I've heard people like, yeah,
they're wrong. It's got came likehow long certain phrases like how long is

(35:02):
a are you an infant for?Or a newborn? Are you newborn?
Just for that day of worn andthen the next day you're as new No
newborn, I would say is sixmonths. The newborn is until the next
baby's boy. Then you're not thenew one. No, no, no,
that's when you're a baby. Thebaby. Newborn means you were the

(35:24):
newest born. No you it meansyou were new leeborn and six months,
but you weren't as new as thelast baby. So after there's another baby,
you're not a new boy. You'renot comparing it to that baby.
You're just comparing that baby to itself. It is a new born. I
think it's six months for new born. After that you're like one day,

(35:45):
it's infant until two or three.When does a toddler? I think it's
infant until two and then at twoyou become a toddler. Right, that
sounds right. That's somebody it's inthe daycare business currently. Um I think

(36:05):
that yeah, sure, the newbornone day, no that's absurd. My
friend just had a baby this pastweekend, and so I need to tell
him, like, yo, nota new boy anymore, tell that toddler
to get a job. Yeah,so you can you can you talk yet?
Yeah? I think you can?Was one four days? Can't you

(36:27):
talk? Jeez? I think Alex, you could still call Emma your bride.
Oh no, that's that's too.That's I feel like it is kind
of a try hard move. Ifeel like, well, like, yeah,
I think I technically still could likemy beautiful bride, Like you could
still say that. Yeah, I'mjust pat. You don't have to have
to. I'm just saying you can't. It doesn't have to be you can.

(36:50):
It can be a try one day. I also think that cubby is
a try hard move too, andI think WiFi is a try hard move.
Like if you like seriously refer tothem as that regularly, Like that's
wild. Also, just hobby makesme cringe. Different people have different prisons.
Yeah, but when but when,like if if like Robert was my

(37:12):
was my wife and he referred tome as his hubby, He's like,
well, hubby, he said this, Like that'd be weird to me,
right, it's like you can golike be like, oh, hey,
Hobby, Like yeah, just talkingto your husband. But it's weird when
you're referring to your hubby. Tome, I'd rather than say that than
my boo to say my husband.Know that's better. It's it's very easy,

(37:36):
especially because when you're saying my wife, you get to go my wife.
Oh, that's my favorite part.That's like I always got weird with
like, uh when when Emma andI were engaged, it was like do
I say fiance? And I feltlike I was very late in the game
on my fiance as opposed to mygirlfriendause she was also my girlfriend. No
at that point, she's your fiance. But it's it's like it was like

(37:57):
braggado, it was my fiance.By the way, we're engaged, my
girlfriend. We're engaged, just likenow you wouldn't call her your girlfriend.
She's your wife, she's my exgirlfriend. There you go, But yeah,
how did you get here? Um? Robert was asking us how long

(38:19):
you can be a newborn and howlong you can infer to somebody as a
bride and groom. That's what itis, a bride and groom. Yeah,
no bride During the engagement grooms Howdo you think that you are a
groom and a bride but you werenow? Like now, I was a
groom. I don't know if Istill am a groom. I was a
groomsman from my buddy's wedding. Iam no longer right to keep going.

(38:45):
Yeah, I due, I'm agroomsman when a year and a half ago,
groomsman always a groomsman. Okay,like Vegas pretty much? All right,
Well that was funny. Precome segment. Good job, everybody, Good

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(41:23):
our first comeback kid this week.Kind of talked about it a little bit
earlier, but it's Threads because Threadsblew up the internet last week. It
was the day after we did thepodcast, was like, oh yo,
you got the threads You on threads, bro, whoa you got that threads
account going yet? And our companywas like, get it, get it

(41:45):
now, everybody's doing it. Getit, And I got it, and
it was it's just Twitter. It'slike white Twitter. No, it's like
white Twitter, because I don't knowif you have like the do you have
the night vision on your Twitter account? Oh, seius, I like,
like, my background on my Twitteris black, but on threads it's white,
and it's like, oh, justlike Twitter without the black background.

(42:06):
It's not though, it's not becausesomeone could just be a just say the
dumbest shit ever and you try andreply that was fucking stupid. You suck,
and they're like, that's hateful.You're off of threads. Why would
you ever say it? Tries tomake it's trying to become a platform that's
like Twitter, where everyone can sayanything and all you're allowed to do is

(42:27):
gas everybody up. It's like thatepisode of south Park when Cartman made Butters
go through all of his online commentsand print off only the good ones.
I'm sorry, you don't get onlythe good things in life. That's not
how this works. You can't.That's the worst social media platform of all
time. That's like, oh,it does everything that Twitter does, but

(42:49):
if you're mean, we kick youoff. No, No, what's the
fucking point? Do you not understandwhat the Internet is? Like we try
and gas everybody up, and thenwe do it for a second, and
then we turn really toxic towards whateverit is, and if we don't like
something, we shit all over it. And we have to do that all
on the span of like it's likea wave. It's like I love this

(43:09):
thing, I love this thing,I hate this thing, I hate this
thing. I a bash this thingon a bash this thing. Now I
kind of like the redemption arc.This thing is going on and I love
it again, but now I hateit again, so I'm gonna shit on
it again. It's like that's whatthe internet is. If you give us
the ability to comment, we're gonnaget toxic at a certain point, and
you just gotta kind of let us. And that's why I always have said
Twitter was my favorite of all thesocial apps, because it's like, I

(43:30):
get it. It's a cesspool ofjust like garbage and toxicity and meanness and
bad stuff, but it's also prettyfunny a lot of times. Because like
sometimes the mean jokes are funny,and it's like, I get it.
A bullying is bad. People getbullied on it. But it's like,
bro, like you don't have tohave a Twitter account, you don't account

(43:50):
like, but like a lot oftimes, a lot of times I feel
like it's just like you don't haveto have that accop, but everybody else
has that account. I give theright to have it. It's like,
you do have the right to havethat, but you also don't have to
have that. I also heard someonesay that if you delete your threads now,
it deletes your Instagram. Like onceyou download threads, you have to
have threads, right, so youyou do, you have to technically,
but you don't have to participate it. Like you can delete the app and

(44:14):
it doesn't do anything. So you'rejust gonna have the Threads app. And
it's like, okay, cool.That seems like false advertising to anyone trying
to invest in the app. It'slike, oh no, we've got thirty
million people that are on here,okay, but you've got a two hundred
thousand person active like active database becauseeveryone used it for three days to realize

(44:36):
it sucked. Fucking It's literally justbrands. It's like wedn Days, like
who else is out here? Andthen Popeyes will be if you're just trying
to go viral, because it's it'skind of like the early days of Twitter,
but not as like it's it's like, yeah, you're trying. They're
trying to go only positive viral.And that's one of the best things about
Twitter is when someone goes viral forsaying the dumbest shit you've ever heard,

(44:58):
and they go viral because everybody's like, look at this dude, look at
this dude, Like I love that. I love that. But also Threads,
just to me as somebody that reallywas hesitant to get a TikTok because
I was like, we already postthe same shit, Like you post a
lot of the same shit you doto Facebook, to Instagram, that you're
also supposed to Twitter. That nowwe're all supposed to TikTok, and now

(45:19):
we also got to post it tothreads. That's five things, and it's
like everybody does the same shit,and like I think a lot of times
he'll follow people on Instagram for picturesand didn't really give a shit about what
they thought, not pointing anybody outspecifically, but it's like we followed you,
we look at stuff, and thenI don't really need your like take

(45:40):
on like politics or anything else oryour top ten lists, but like I
get that nobodys asking for my topten list when I put stupid top ten
lists out, Like it's just likethe one thing I will say I liked
about though, was like I didliked it since it was Instagram, which
made it so much easier to dobecause I didn't have to create an account.
I was just like, oh,I got an Instagram Yeah, link
it to hear, and so thenit just gave like past the gready past

(46:01):
gravy bro like like the morning show, I'm on rod Ryan Show and like
mine, like I'm now I havelike all four of those on threads at
that right then and there. Soit was like super easy to like navigate
in between and like you could justbe like, oh, like I'm I'm
connecting it with my Instagram account.Do I just want to follow the same
people on threads that I do onInstagram? And I was like all right,

(46:22):
cool, So like you can havelike all of your follower base like
almost immediately when you have the threadsbecause then everybody just follows the people they
followed on Instagram, which is kindof cool. I like that part about
it, but it is like thisis the exact same thing as Twitter,
and a lot of times you getinto like I just saw your tweet about
that, so it's like, okay, I don't know. It's just when
we're at the check I want tojust use it specifically, like fire off

(46:44):
like political, like hot takes,like just like Jeff takes not mean political
hot takes, just hot takes doesn'thave to be mean. Is there's so
many ones I've seen already of peoplejust like I just kind of said this
and threads locked me and only proHunter Biden tweets. It's just you can't.

(47:05):
It's so I've always historically been verylate to every social media anyway.
I didn't get Facebook until I wasa senior. I got Twitter. How
long have I been doing this now? Five six years ago something like that.
Yeah, I got Instagram a yearand a half ago. I they
need to be well established before Iget off there. I'm I'm still all

(47:27):
the terrible takes you have, justlike use that I don't throw like go
through your Twitter draft and just unloadthe clip. But drafts, you think
I write things down and go holdon, let me say that if I
ever type anything out, it's beingsent. I can tell you that right
fucking now. But I don't.I don't do that. I just scroll

(47:49):
and I through shit. That's it, and I retweet stuff. I like,
I don't fucking post. I hadJacob Degaum injury jokes ready to go,
ready to go. I got Victorwimenya I have a couple. I'm
not gonna. I'm not gonna letme know Victor Wimenyama, No, I
come when he's not good. Igot a couple of those ready to go.
Well, yeah, but you haveto have specific It's like, you
know, they have like celebrities obituariesready to go just in case, like

(48:14):
if the like uh like if ifChevy Chase died today, we already got
one on file. Like I justgot I just got it in the drafts
ready to go that gun. Ijust get drafts on every dead celebrity and
all that shouldn't been standing there.Well, it's kind of fun when you
get like drunk and you think ofone, You're like, oh, dude,

(48:35):
this ever happens. That's the problem. Is. I don't. When
I'm hammered, I don't think whatshould I say? But you sent it
to drafts. What it feels likeyou tweeted it, but you didn't tweet
it, And it's like I gotI got to get out of hot take,
but you didn't have to even hitsend. And then future you can
be like, maybe know it's inthat one. No fuck that. If
it's worth typing out, it's worthsending. No, not always, because

(49:00):
I don't. That's not the waymy brain works. I don't sit here
and go all of me type thatup. Let me think about it.
I'll look at it later see ifit was funny enough. If I find
something funny enough to actually type itout, it's just going that's just part
of I got some Maybe one daywe just we'll do like a one off
segment where it's just Alex's drafts andI just read like my fiery takes I

(49:21):
have in the drafts. Don't youread this one right now? I'm not
gonna read them. No, no, no, no, that'll own segment.
We'll make it its own segment.We'll make it taste its own segment.
All right, here's a draft,A lot of them draft. That's
that's my you know, I'm noteven gonna draft that. I'm just gonna
tweet that we got of them.A lot of them have just been like

(49:43):
memes. Where have you have You'veseen the bear? You have cousin in
just a shirt and then cousin ina suit, and it's like bad good.
I've been doing those a lot.That's a little bit. That's why
I have like seven or eight ofthose. So like, I don't want
to just like scroll through that andjust I want to pick the best ones.
I'll filter through them, pick somefiery ones. I'm flaming you in

(50:04):
a tweet right now. They're notthey're not go to threads to see my
fire, my fiery takes. Andthen also threads are just lists. It's
just lists. It was like,all right, let's get your top five
this Who remembers this old thing?That's what we'll start doing. I'll just
start being like who remembers these?And it'll just be a phone. Hey,

(50:25):
y'all know, Alex Milton is apussy who won't read his drafts.
Kind of a douche even as draftsjust that press send you bitch, there
you go, there you go,I typed it out, so I sent
it. That's how life should be. Fine. Say what's your chest?
I will say with a chest one, it's sinned. Apparently not. Sometimes

(50:46):
you have to have the takes readyto go, dude, Sometimes you are
off the cuff. That's why sooften you never heard a squatting on a
take. Sometimes you just got asquat on take and when it comes your
boom, go oh. I willsquat on a take, but I'm gonna
tell everyone that that's my take.That's a squatting on a take, is

(51:08):
you you know what. I maybe wrong, but this is my take,
and I'm gonna defend it. That'ssquatting on a take. Squatting on
a take is not going you know, I think I like him, but
let me just hold on to thatthought for a couple of weeks while I
think it over. Well. Well, sometimes it's like specific situations like the

(51:28):
Jacob deGrom one, the Victor Womanyam ones. Obviously I can only fire
those off in certain situations. Butthe de gram one, you know the
injury is gonna come, so itdoesn't matter. Well, yeah, I
knew it was gonna and they're allunoriginal, so there's no point of even
keeping in drafts because it's just gone. Let's say, photoshops are memes that

(51:49):
you made, Okay, well thatis okay if you had to put work
into it, you have, youput that in the you sit you sit
it in the draft, so youjust sit on it, so like,
oh, that picture is gonna bereally funny when this happens. If it
happens, I do so, yeah, three's just back. Everybody's got no

(52:10):
they're they're they're here. That's thething. That's the thing. Now that
one's not going to last. JustI'm only getting like, let's just use
past the baby's Twitter just fire offlike really nostalgic stuff. But it's just
like very obvious, like who hadone of these growing up? And it's
just a rock. In six toeight months, Threads is going to have
to change their complete rules of servicethe way they've been kicking people off or

(52:32):
just saying stuff, and they're like, oh, nobody's using this anymore because
we keep just kicking people off forbeing me. It's the same shit as
Facebook and Instagram, though it's likethe same rules. I feel like I
don't really use either of those either. It's just Twitter has no rules,
so like people realize like, ohthere are rules. That's that's why it's
the best, right. I thinkthat other people were like, no,

(52:53):
no, no, this will bebetter. Those will be better than that.
Pussies will, pussies will think it'sbetter. Ron Perlman, who should
be a tough guy and it's thebiggest pussy of all time, is like
on going to threads because it's anicer environment. You need to explain it
you constantly. Ron Perlman, He'sfrom Sons of Anarchy. He also played

(53:15):
hell Boy. He's a big guy, big intimidating guy and likes to talk
shit about people online. But thesecond people are mean to him, he's
like, I'm going to threads.It's a much nicer environment. I mean,
Ron, Ron Perlman is a prettybig fucking actor. I thought you

(53:36):
trust me. You're definitely right onthis one. I did just assume yone
would know. Most people won't.But it was just an example. Speaking
of drafts um Victor Rima Yama alsoa comeback kid because trash trash. What's
back this week about him? VictorWiman Yama not being a good guy.
Maybe maybe he's a good guy atbasketball right now, I'm not a good

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guy in general because as he basicallyus. He basically told his goons just
as soult Britney Spears. He wasprobably like, Hey, you see Britney
Spears coming up, I want youto just slap the fuck out of her.
And I mean I get that.We all did fly off the handle
a little bit the day of Ithink this happened last last Thursday, and
it was like, Wow, whata bad dude, What a bad dude.

(54:20):
And then Friday video came out andmaybe Britney Spears was trying to like
grab his back task for a pictureand his security guard just kind of like
was like, don't touch him,and then she kind of hit herself in
the face. But fuck Victory Rumbayama. He didn't go to the Rockets,
so we hate him. So ifso factive, he told them to attack
Britney Spears, so we're on teamBritney. Oh. I loved it watching

(54:44):
Britney Spears stand accounts tweet out videosof women Yanna missing shots is the funniest
cross section of the Internet that Inever thought would happened. It was like,
remember that time I was like,did K pop kill the Rodeo and
I did a podcast for three hours, and then edited the podcast a couple
more hours, and then did allthe other stuff, and then I checked

(55:05):
my Twitter and was like, whythe fuck are like, why do I
have a billion notifications? And itwas just K pop fans being really mean
to me and like making fun ofmy gap and my teeth and like my
eyes and my nose and just everymean thing they could say. And it
was like that was what the Britneystands did. And I was like,
I kind of do like it whenit's on the other side. I do
like it when when I got caughtup in it because I became a Britney

(55:28):
stand for there was probably a goodhour I just sat and anytime anybody would
bash Britney spears, I would justpost the gift the late Britney alone.
I had just post that gift tolike the response, and then like it
would just get like all of themgot like an easy ten likes because all
the Britney stands like, yes,this guy's on he stands Our Queen,
And I was like, fuck,yeah, let's go, let's go.

(55:49):
But like Victor Romyana scumbag, Idon't care that Britney was trying to get
a picture. She's probably get picture. She's a fan. You come to
America for your first weekend America andyou fucking just say fuck fans. Victor
him, but yeah, hates fans. Fun fact about him. Hates him.
Also, he must be cheap becausehe definitely hired shitty security. You
got all that money and you can'thire a security, Britney. Can just

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see this girl running up behind you. Your security doesn't do anything until the
hand is literally on your back.Seems like a good way to get stabbed.
Pay for some actual real security.You did you see that video I
think it was going around today thismorning of the Taylor Swift security guard as
she's walking through the tunnel and hiseyes are just bouncing back and forth like

(56:35):
a fucking ping pong ball scanning thecrowd. Meanwhile, Victor's guys are just
walking with him like nothing's going on, and he's like the most advertisable like
giant human being ever and it's likeyou might as well walk around with like
going of those wacky wild inflatable tubeman guys that they have it like the
car lots where, because it's justlike he's a fucking giant. There's no
way you can't see him. Andthen how do you not have anybody in
your security? Do you don't knowwho Britney spears? They don't know?

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Why how do you know? No? Fuck, You're you're walking through what
were they in a casino or whereverthe fuck they were, and nobody's looking
backwards. You're in a crowded area, you're running security, and nobody is
checking over your shoulder. Security tonot be watching his six I mean,
historically not greaty defense. Frances historicallypoor at defense, to be fair,

(57:22):
probably if they were French guys,it was just Rudy Gobert. That's it.
That's all they've ever had. Neverreally better at offense, because he
wasn't good at defending himself against COVID. Oh well, though he went on
offense with COVID, he gave hisentire terribly defensive though maybe it was defense

(57:43):
maybe, but like like he wastrying to play defense against COVID. Once
he got it, he won thatbattle. He beat COVID, if you
but just like still got still gotwhat was it? I don't think I
don't even think he ever not sickfrom it. I think he was one
of the people. There's a guest. Sorry, I gave it to everyone,
but I have no symptoms down theleague. It's still so funny looking

(58:09):
back at it now. And thenthe next hit Ncuba tournament got canceled.
We're like, wait, what hemade the joke about touching every fucking microphone
and then immediately tested positive and everybodyaround him tested positive. That was so
fucking funny. Like we're not farenough removed from it, but like they're

(58:32):
like, you know they're making allthose movies. No, like we're not
far enough removed from it for likemovies to come out, but you know
how like there's movies about shit thatlike we were alive and we remember and
stuff like like coming out now,Like oh, it's gonna be like a
movie of like COVID in like sportsand it'll be like, remember Rudy you
go Bart just like did that,Like oh fuck, I forgot it.
He just did like he's like,oh, I don't have COVID and he

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like coughed all over the mic andthen got everybody Like that is gonna be
looked back at and be like,oh shit, that did happen. Yeah,
Lebron's I'm not gonna ever play withoutfans played at all. That's why,
that's why his title isn't side noteRight now, I can't wait for
not cool. I've got an ongoingnot cool going on right now. I'm

(59:13):
gonna lose my fucking mind. Okay, there's a little foreshadowing right there,
well, little teaser right there.But yeah, Victor Umnyama not being good,
whether it be as a person ora ball player, complete bust,
huge bust, what a scumbag.I did get a good reply. A
good thread that I had was whenthey they were like, oh, Victor
wim mian Yama, how many pointsdo you think he'll have in his second

(59:35):
NBA Summer League game, which hehad less points than Amon Thompson in his
first. But I was like,I don't know. A better question is
how many times will he get hisgoons to assault an his celebrity over under
two and a half. Got somelove for that one too, but still
like, fuck victorium Yama. We'reas anti Victor as we could be.
Fuck him. Oh, I wasanti Victor since the draft. When the

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Rockets fist pump, Oh, Idon't want to go there. Yeah,
not like the Pockets are known forhaving a international center, that being the
Hall of Famer, who's the mostskilled big man in the history of the
League? Um also comeback kid thisweek is Dinger. Dingers are back because
the home on derby was this week. And also as well as Dingers is

(01:00:20):
father's son. Comparisons because Robert,I don't know if you know this,
because Vladimir Guro Junior's dad also wonthe Hormone Derby. Did you know that
when he was a kid, hewas a lot smaller than he is now
and his dad picked him up andhad him on his show. What he
was smaller than he is now now? This was sixteen years ago, Robert,

(01:00:43):
But he was smaller than he isnow sixteen years later. Did you
know that? The chucking information?How crazy is that? I thought he
just had that absolute wagon of anass even as a child. I'm shocked
to learn that he didn't. Itwas becoming thember the Juan Soto was only
twenty years old, and then UMCody Bellinger played in the Little League World

(01:01:07):
Series. It was it was gettingborderline bad during the home run Derby.
And I watched a lot of thehome run Derby with the SoundOff, but
it was like having the sound onbe like, well, you know Vlad
Guerrero back when he was to theAngels, this is highlights to him.
It was a weekended dude, thisis the fifth, like he's already done
two other rounds, like we knowthis part two people, great story the

(01:01:30):
home on Derby. Yeah, Ihad on the whole time. I mean,
I just I had it muted formost of it. I was at
work when it was on. ButI gotta tell you, I just I
didn't even try and turn around andlook at this. Oh my god.
When when Chris Berman was off ofit, it just lost a lot of
his luster because like you didn't reallyhave to give a lot of commentary besides

(01:01:51):
saying back back black back back backback back back back back back back black
black blacklock. It was like,I just want that. I just it's
not visually pleasing to watch anymore becausethey swing the bat, you see the
ball start going, and before youeven see it land, the next pitch
is coming in. They fucked upthe format so bad it needs to go
back. The reason they changed itis because it was you got ten swings

(01:02:15):
and that's what it was. Andguys, were taking ten pitches and it
took it. It made it dragon forever. Fuck that. Do you
remember why that was awesome? Bro? Do you remember the magic of Fenway
Mark McGwire versus fucking Barry Bonds,Sammy Sosa when they're just mashing balls over
the monster down to lands Down Streetand just fucking crush it. Do you

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remember the majesty of Josh Hamilton onhis comeback tour from drugs and alcohol and
him hitting what was it twenty sevenbombs in the first round, just putting
on an absolute fucking show, watchingthose balls fly deep into the night and
back. They don't do it anymorebecause the next pitch is already coming at

(01:03:00):
the time clock. Is the dumbestshit they've ever done. Go back to
ten pitches. Give them three takesso that they're forced to swing the bats,
so they're not just sit there lookingthree takes plus a time out.
Now they're like, oh, no, you get a minute in thirty seconds,
but if you hit two balls overfour forty you get an extra thirty.

(01:03:22):
But then also if you hit aline drive that banks off at kid's
head, you get fifteen mores.And then we got that golden ball,
which countdown that strad ten swings,ten swings. It was a perfect and
a beautiful thing. All you haveto do to get rid of the slow
shit was give them three takes,and the home run derby is still perfect.

(01:03:45):
Now. It's like, oh,adle freshman hit twenty seven home runs
and then he had his bonus time, so he switched sides at the plate
and he hit five more, whichis an amazing feat. Oh, but
he's still lost in the first roundbecause the other guy had even more bonus
time than him. It's so fuckingdumb. Just but you have to give
everybody the fact that it's in abracket. It's like, just make it

(01:04:06):
like everybody goes. The top fourhome run totals move on to the next
round. Do it again. Toptwo, move on to the next round.
I don't give a fuck if it'sad Lee Rutchman against Randy Rosina.
I don't fucking want I don't care. I don't want it to be one
v one. I want it tobe fucking hit, bombs hit, fucking
bombs. Well the opening round,yeah, everybody, top four advance and

(01:04:28):
then you well, actually yeah no, then you just if you hit them
and then you do it. It'sit's the home run Derby, not to
like beat the other guy derby,because they were like three guys last night
or three guys this week that wouldhave gone on to the next round if
they hadn't been faced. There stillhas to be rounds, right, But
no, so you go eight tofour to two and it's just top numbers,

(01:04:49):
like whoever has the most in eachround. I'm actually fine with doing
man v man as long as yougo to ten swings. But no.
But but your way is better theway it used to be. And this
isn't just us being old guys yellingat crowds. They nailed the format.
They changed it up because one yeareverybody was taking too many pitches and it's

(01:05:09):
just been ship ever since. Ihaven't watched the Home run Derby in like
eight years. What about you,Robert, when's the last time you actually
sat down and watched the Home runDerby. I typically don't because it's on
cable in so I just don't.Oh god, damn, I forgot.
You're one of those. Yeah,if it was like a you know,
regular network TV, shry would watchit. It's just not visually pleasing anymore

(01:05:29):
because the guys have to swing ashard as they can and then reload and
immediately do it. No, Idon't want that. I want them to
get a breath in between each pitchbecause I want every single home run to
be four hundred and seventy five feetAnd there's no way. It is just
sound like a dinosaur right now?You do? You do? But like
I do think, like do younot get what we mean? But it

(01:05:51):
is like make it simple, Likelike remember a couple of years ago in
the All Star Game and the NBAwas like, we're gonna honor Kobe Bryant
and you're gonna try and hit thisnumber each quarter, And it was like,
I don't want to have to figureout how how the game works,
all right. I don't want tohave to figure this out. I want
to be able to turn it onand be like, huh, he has
the second most home runs. He'sin the next round he has the third

(01:06:12):
most home runs. That means ifthis guy hits more than that, Like
like was there anything cooler than Likewhen it was just the eight and you
would see who was fourth and you'relike, oh, dude, this guy,
this guy's right that guy's not gonnabe fourth for long. That guy's
going down to fit. That guyain't gonna make it. He only get
eight, No chance that guy's doingit. Like that was always fun to
just watch, like who's gonna drop? And then sometimes guys could kind of
coast because they got to that sweetnumber and you could kind of just chill.

(01:06:34):
But like it's it's a lot tothink about, like what you were
saying with like how much bonus timedid this guy get because he hit it
this distance and he hit the goldball and he hit it this the first
one or whatever it was, andthen he's facing this guy, Like I
don't want to have to think aboutthat if you turn it on or you
walked into a bar, who's winningthe home run? Like there was there

(01:06:55):
was. I want to be ableto turn it on and be like home
run home run, Like I justwant to watch Dinger and it's like that's
the most purest part of the homerun derby. And I just liked watching
like like it was all night.That was the cool part. And it's
like I get like they're trying tospeed up baseball, but it's like let
them fucking just swing the fuck outof that ball, Dude, I've got
another. I've got another hot taketo go with this. Also, West

(01:07:15):
Coast teams should not get the AllStar Game because it was a seven o'clock
start for us. Yet. No, but I don't have a problem with
I have a problem with during thehome run derby when it's still daytime outside,
because there is just a majestic qualityof watching a ball get launched into
the night and you just see itdisappear into the darkness and the ball is

(01:07:40):
just yeah, you hit a deepball into the fucking daytime sun. There's
nothing majestic mountains. That was kindof cool, not really because you weren't.
The ball goes up the air.All you see use the fucking sky
in the lights. They showed anotherof the mountains they did it. Don't
get me wrong, it's a beautifulstadium. But when I watched the home
run derby, I want it tobe ninety nine McGuire and Sosa hitting bombs

(01:08:04):
that just disappear into the night outsideuntil the outside camera catches it landing outside
of the stadium, Like, Okay, let me ask you this. You
see a bomb, David, Thisdoesn't work because it's McCovey Cove in San
franc In San Francisco, I don'tgive a shit if the start time is
nine o'clock in Houston. If thisAll Star game is in San Francisco,

(01:08:26):
that home run dirty derby better beat night because I want to see balls
flying through the air in that stadiumand who canned in Yards at night,
Wrigley at night, all the It'sI mean, I don't think that much
to me for the only for thehome run derby, Only for the home
run derby, none of it,like because I think I'm still dumb enough,
Like I'm a simple enough man towhere like it's cool when you see

(01:08:49):
like West Coast games, Like what, it's still data. It's dark where
I'm at. That's crazy. Right. If there's like a Sunday night game
in San Francisco and football and you'relike, wait, they're about to kick
off in San Francisco and they havesun it's dark, kier, It's like,
well, yeah, that's footballs butstill that's wild. But it's daytime

(01:09:12):
like us. It's also trying onyour bets. You're like, oh,
it's wild. So I got alot of daylight left, live daylight left
and it's like, not really,It's just that's la. Football is different
because all you see is the fieldunless there's a rare hail Mary that goes
so high that the Yeah, itdoesn't say that. It doesn't feel right

(01:09:33):
when you don't watch it. I'mnot mc be better in the day.
McCovey cove is better than day becauseyou get to see the kayakers, no
no kayakers chasing after it. Haveyou never watched a night game? It's
not even good. Good dude,A ball being launched into the air looks

(01:09:54):
better at night than the day becausethere's something special about seeing a ball that's
hit so hard you go, dudeto disappear. But when as the whiteness
it's a white ball, y'all saidearlier, Oh I want to see thinkers,
but oh you want to see itdisappear into the night. Doesn't make
any sense. Also, what doyou guys think about sponsored patches on the

(01:10:15):
Yankees jerseys? I don't really likeit. Yeah, I don't care.
Honestly, all the sponsors it wasn'tlike it's gonna happen. I figured they
like now that the Yankees got it, Like I was like, yeah,
I think the red slex already hadone, didn't that probably, but I
knew. But the Yankees are likethe last, like like if anybody's gonna
hold out, it would be theprobably the Yankees. And I was like
the second Like today when I sawthat, I was like the second they

(01:10:38):
got it, I was like,everybody in the league will absolutely have one
by next year, like some teamskind of holdouts, but like now like
the Yankees. Guy, it's likethat's like as much as like I don't
fucking touch this, Like if theCubs get one next like it's over and
it's just that that's that's coming.It's gonna probably there's probably gonna be another
one up here eventually too, likeit's more revenue for your team to be

(01:10:59):
able to sign more guys. Itdoesn't as it doesn't look as cool.
I've never noticed I've never noticed anad on it, Like outside's got that
white backdrop on like the orange whatis that the oxy one or whatever that's
on the Steve every I noticed it, but I'm like, it's it's a

(01:11:20):
fucking ad on the jersey. Ohyeah, it doesn't matter that much as
somebody that watches soccer all the timewhere they just have the biggest part of
their jersey is the advertisement on it. Like, I don't know what we
needed is get the PTG game goingand like get like like obviously like maybe
the Space Cowboys will let us putour name on their jerseys or whatever.

(01:11:41):
Hell yeah, that's a pretty sickHey yeare sick. But yeah, um
yeah, I don't know, likethere could be all like the stuff that
like looks shitty on those uh likelike in uh in soccer. I always
like, like, I think itlooks bad when like you have like Chinese
and English writing at the same time. Like sometimes they do, like because
they're advertising the multiple languages. Butit's like that looks weird on a jerseyway

(01:12:04):
I don't know half of what itsays. Um. But like the Yankees
one, it's like navy, soit's kind of the same colors. But
like if like Chick fil A spotswith the Yankees and you had a big
red mark on it, it wouldlook weird. Yeah, I mean the
colors still need to match the uniform. I would agree with that. I
don't know, it's just it doesn'tmatter when people got mad about it doesn't

(01:12:26):
look right. You don't even fuckingNotice you're watching a ball moving ninety eight
miles an hour towards the bat.It's going back off the bat at one
hundred and three, it's then thecamera zooms out. You can't see the
patch. It doesn't matter not haveads on the fucking bats. I don't
understand that. That seems like themost like the most obvious one, because
then like you could have probably spotit's got the most room, like it's

(01:12:50):
just what moves more, but likeit all the skills you're gonna get,
you're gonna see it, and allthe skills and stuff like oh, and
stills. How many stills are therein baseball? Now? It's all video
photos. Can you imagine spending eighthundred thousand dollars for a team to have
your logo on their bats. Thenthey signed Gary Sheffield and he wags the
fucking things so goddamn much you can'teven see it. No, that doesn't

(01:13:14):
matter. On the bat jersey isthe place for it to be because that's
stationary for most And then like catcherscatcher's mask, like why not that,
oh, because most of them theythey they pay a lot of money,
like like hockey goalies now to havetheir's personally painted on their mask. Yeah,
but you could add a sponsor onit, you could, and eventually

(01:13:36):
we'll eventually we'll be there and thenthere would be on the field too.
But actually you don't really have toget back COVID, Like we'll move on.
I know this is just dragon,but like COVID. Remember when like
the like soccer was one of thefirst things to come back, and the
MLS did that thing in Orlando,and like they just had a big Adida's

(01:13:56):
logo just superimpose on the field.And if you've watched like rockets and stuff
ever since then, like they alwayshave like a like a mattress firm advertisement
like thrown out on the court andit's all just like cgi'ed on there.
Like I think that's changed the game, and I think like more and more
we're going to just start seeing thatthrown onto like broadcasts. You kind of
already saw it in some football whereit was just like a little square go
there and I'd go away and theplay starts. But it's like that's just

(01:14:18):
gonna be bigger and bigger, that'swhat she said. It is. Yeah,
yeah, I like in soccer though, because they do the forty five
minutes halftime with commercials, forty fiveminutes no commercials. I like it.
They just like on the scoreboard,they'll just drop ads down, like just
do more of that or soccer.We'll get to that. But I got
a fucking serious bone. I knowyou do. But during like in like

(01:14:40):
during the All Star Game last night, I like what during games? And
they did it in the NFL wherelike they have the little box, like
the double boxes, and it's likeone's the ad and the other one's like
you could like they had a moundvisit yesterday and it was like, we're
gonna go to this ad real fast, and it's like but I can still
see them talking, so it's notlike I'm watching an ad. I almost
feel like you're cheating. Sneak thosein there, make them more like that
idiot. That's more revenue for yourteam, meaning hopefully you can sign show

(01:15:05):
Hey or the next show Hey downthe line, but you also don't miss
anything that's going on on the field. That's just smart. The fact that
it took people that long to figureout to do that instead of just cutting
away for a front commercial is crazy. Yeah, but I don't really think
they like took away a commercial break. I think they just added extra commercials
into it. Oh yeah, andit's a smart one. And it's like

(01:15:29):
like on YouTube, it bothers thefuck out of me. It's like,
just show me like a second oflike another video that has nothing to do
with it, and I'm like,okay, also to this, but like
went into YouTube, I'm like,motherfucker. But then like they're like,
we're gonna throw this at up whilethey're doing a mound visit that I don't
need to hear, and I wouldn'thave been able to hear anyways, but
like, oh, look at thecatcher. He's talking to him right there.
Okay, Yeah, that was afun energy commercial. I just think

(01:15:49):
it's probably a good It's like it'sa good time for Jeff Blum to go
take a piss, and I'm happyhe has that path. That's a really
fast path he gotta take. Well, he's probably peeing in the bob old,
but he's got time. Um.All right, let's move on to
our next one. Was yeah,our final one, Our final final comeback
kid this week is the SPS.Fuck. I'm sorry, Robert, we

(01:16:11):
said this might be a quick one. That's not there. Yeah, maybe
you do. Maybe the SPS area comeback kid this week because they're back,
and I am fucking boycotting them boys. I'm boycotting him one because how
pissed off they made me during thehot dog eating contest when it was a
raindelay and they were just showing thefucking SP's nominations show again and I was
like, this is stupid. Idon't like this. And then yesterday I

(01:16:32):
was I was looking at like,oh, okay, like who's who's available
for all the all the nominations,and like the Astros were not Best Team
candidate, and I was like,wait, every year it's the four major
like the major sports winners, allof them are available for best Team.
And it's like Oklahoma softball, that'sa that's up there, LSU women's basketball,

(01:16:55):
that's up there. Houston Astros arenot up there. And it came
out that, like the nominations cameout the same day that Manfred released that
thing where he was like, oh, we sure had disciplined them harder.
We're should disciplined the Astros harder backwhen that happened. And remember in twenty
seventeen, they did win Best Teamat the sps. But so this is
I think ESPN's way to like tryand get back at him to like include

(01:17:15):
all the other stuff. I noticedthey didn't include the XFL champions west Ham,
uh Europa Conference League champions, didn'tinclude them in that um so because
west Ham and the Astros are notin in solid area with you guys,
and for west Ham, I amboycotting the sps that that are on tonight.
I will also be doing podcasts editing, so I won't be watching.
I won't even turn on. Iwill look at the highlights tomorrow, but

(01:17:36):
I will not watch a second ofthem live. The SPEs are a joke,
like it. It was a goodidea, but unfortunately it got implement
and implemented. There you go aboutten years before the Internet started, and
once the Internet started, everyone waslike, well, we don't need the
sps. We already have sports highlights. It's like, well, it's just

(01:18:00):
it's like all awards shows really likethe Oscars used to be a way bigger
deal, the account the Emmys usedto be a way bigger deal, and
it's like there's still somewhat of abig deal, but just like, yeah,
we don't have to watch them.That used to be like one of
the big things that everybody would tuneinto, and it's like there's just so
much other shit out there, likeI could watch it, Like the Astheys
used to also be like the oneday of the year that like all the

(01:18:23):
sports were like off, and liketoday there's a Gold Cup soccer match and
like the Dynamo were playing tonight.No soccer. The world game still America,
man, the world's game is playing. But also it's just it doesn't
matter as an award show to belike, oh, you were voted best

(01:18:44):
Male Athlete. You're like, allright, well I lost MVP in my
sport to somebody else. So Idon't understand what this means. Sports already
has their own They don't need anaward show. We've got championships and MVPs
and then like a specific award winnersalready in all these sports to like best
college wide Receiver, best running Back. But we have all of these awards

(01:19:06):
already in the subs, like wellwe're good, we're good. Do it
too, I mean, because itused to be like nothing shit, there
is nothing fun. Well there wasnothing on TV. It was Stuarts,
Scott and Peyton Manning. That's whatmade them the not even it was there
was nothing going on. You couldn'twatch a baseball game because there were no

(01:19:27):
baseball games on. And they're like, fuck, you can watch the SPS.
All right, I'll watch that.There's no good person now I want
to watch sports that carry it anymore. Who's the number one personality at ESPN.
It's either it's either Greeny or it'sStephen A. Smith. It should
be Scott Van Pelt, but it'snot Van Pelly gets the Primetime Sports Center.
Okay, I guess he does.But I'm saying, like, the

(01:19:48):
two people that they throw all theirmoney and they put on TV the most
are Greeney and Stephen A. Smith. Would you want to watch either one
of those guys had an award show? No, neither one of them is
funny. You gotta be funny,So it should be Steven funny. Scott
Van Pelt he is, but he'snot, like, well, it's not

(01:20:10):
him being funny, it's him doinghis bit, Like that's what like,
Scott Van Pelt is good at like, yes, he has what's going on,
well he has funny moment and whenhe's mad. But Scott, yeah,
Scott van Pelt, John Bouchercross,all the class ESPN guys that could
host and be funny. Yet thesame hosting is a completely different thing than
just being a talking head. Andsome guys can do it, some guys
can't. There's really nobody at esplike. I don't think Scott van Pelt

(01:20:34):
would want to host the SPS becausehe's probably like, no, I'd rather
just do my Sports Center spot that'scoming up in an hour. I mean,
it's a pretty big gig, Iwould imagine, but nobody's hosting it
this year because of the writer's strikeand solidarity. So they're just gonna have
a lot of presenters. So thatcan't be bad. Oh, so it's
the same thing. They just don'thave one central guy. They have forty
guys present the monologue guy. Iguess, I don't know. It's it's

(01:20:58):
just it's just so it's pointless.It's the most pointless one. And you
know, I'm very famously that Isay, I think all art is fucking
stupid. So I don't think theOscars, the Emmy's, the Grammys,
or the Tones wanted. Actually maybethe Tonys. I would say the Tony's
are warranted just because plays can beDopepepe. Yeah, but unfortunately we know

(01:21:24):
that the best ones don't actually winthe awards. It's whoever pays the most.
Why do you think Harvey Weinstein wasthe biggest player that he was.
He used to buy awards for everyoneso he could sexually assault young women.
Well, he also made like reallygood movies too, like sexual assault stuff
aside bad bad human being pretty goodat movies. Yeah, but there was

(01:21:45):
also other good movies every year.But he would just buy the awards.
This thing, there's no point,like the SPEs don't mean anything. Nobody's
gonna be Dude, I want bestMale Athlete. Last year, your team
was nine and seven. Shut thefuck up. You didn't even make the
playoffs. All that matters in sportsis winning. And now that there's no
like unless you get paid. Manningthe host of every fucking year because he's

(01:22:08):
still electric. But even now he'sstarted to age out of what people care
about. A lot of people aresaying, like, ever since the Gravies
came around, which I mean noteven the same time of year. The
Gravies are in December. At theend of the year, I'll be listening
like that's the awards show that peopletalk about and like I can't disagree with
them because I feel like at theend of every year, like that's all
year about the graviest season. That'salso like that's like that's the award everybody

(01:22:31):
wants, the SPS, the Emmys, the Tony's all that stuff, Like,
yeah, it had its time inthe sun. This is it's like
we're living in the Gravies era.You know. That's also the dumbest shop.
There's like, hey, when shouldthis award show happen in the middle
of the year. Do it atthe end of the year. Made perfect
sense. It's doing the day thatthere's no sports on. So somebody that

(01:22:54):
wants to watch sports has something towatch sports. But it's sports, but
it's about sports. Watching the Oscars, which suck. But with sports and
the highlights you've already seen. Don'tget me wrong, I like rewatching highlights,
but I don't need them rehashed outin a four and a half hour
fucking presentation with a bunch of peopleI don't give a shit about when I
can just google h Marshawn Lynch truckstick less are fucking all day? Um.

(01:23:24):
Moving on, let's get to thenot cool segment. There's a lot
of things in life that are notcool. We're gonna tell you what it's
not cool in our life as well. And um, you know, um,
if you'd like to submit yours,like anything that you step each other
that's not cool. You get runover by a truck, also a not
cool hit us up used the hitsup on Twitter. We are at pass
Gray Pod. To use the hashtagPTG not cool. Attach that to your
tweet and uh and that way youwill be able to uh be be brought

(01:23:47):
up when we searched for That's howwe searched with them. Hashtag PTG not
cool to at pass Gray Pod.Um. A lot of things in life
are not cool. One of thosethings will never be a Southern Star Brewing
Company beverage because whether you're drink ina Bombshell Blonde, a strawberry Bomb shovelind,
a Southern Brunch, any of theirnew beers that they're releasing regularly,
if you're drinking one of those,you're always having a cool time. I

(01:24:10):
promise you we've been. We've beenreally harping on it in the summer because
you know, a lot of times. You go to the pool, you
go to the beach, you goto the river, like I was a
couple of weeks ago. You can't. You can't take glass. You see
anything with glass like I, getthat, Get that out of here,
Get that the hell away from here. Southern Start, You're never gonna have
the problem because all of their stuffcomes in cansa the first to cancraft beer
in Texas and still the best tocancraft in Texas. You're gonna get all

(01:24:32):
cans all the time. You're goodat every single pool or watering hole or
anywhere that you're going for summer vacation. I promise you you're also gonna be
the coolest one the book. Whatyou what's your drinking? Right there?
They got cool cans. They're gonnahand you. They can't. You're gonna
hand somebody the canna even but thisis good. Can I have one?
And then you're gonna just have tostart making sure that you're rashing out your
stually. You don't want to giveit all web, but Southern Start Brewing
Company the best beer on the planet. Three five two five noise freder Street

(01:24:57):
up in conro I'll tell them aboutthe night and Day. Tell the abou
the Night and Day Pat as he'sfinishing a night and Day right now that's
been crushing the night and days rightnow, bro crushing. I'm found a
sixter of it the other day thatactually, it was one of my favorite
moments in the last couple of weeks. I got home from work. I
was like, you know, itwould be really good and nice cold fucking
beer. I had some of thesein the fridge. I had the nice
cold pint glass right there. Weall know Southern Star They Dave loves making

(01:25:24):
his fucking ip as. He crushes, Like I want to say, he
puts out like five or six ofthem a year. He just loves making
them. Night and Days. Oneof my favorite ones I've had in the
past, like three or four yearsfrom them. My favorite is always going
to be the crew of a milkshake, bring it back back. But this
one, if you can still findaround it's not everywhere, grab it.

(01:25:45):
Grab it if you can find it. If not, I know they've got
a new one coming out right now. I saw they put something out the
other day. Hold on, I'mpulling it up right now. I'm ill
prepared because I had to take apiss. Let's see, they got open
Night, open Mic Night coming outthis Friday Saturday. Tikei King Beer released
that is August eleventh. Okay,that's not the one I was thing,

(01:26:08):
all right, I don't know whatI'm talking about. But either way,
regardless, whenever you go to thestore, if you can see Southern Star,
just grab it. All of themare fucking great. They're gonna get
you there. They're gonna get youbuzzed. My brother's a dickhead. He's
just standing in the corner by theway. I don't know. He's just
trying to mention something that I yelledearlier during the podcast. I don't talk

(01:26:29):
about ten ounce whatever. Yeah,ten not home months. Yeah, that's
what Jesus Christ. Now I forgotwhat I was. It doesn't matter.
Start get you some Southern Star,haven't, dude, I haven't actually seen
him a little while. I'm gonnato go run out after this. It's
been about two months once. I'vehad a strawberry blonde. That's unacceptable.
I had some months the other weekend. If if I haven't, I'm gonna

(01:26:51):
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Man. All right, let's startwith some listener and viewer submitted not cools.

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can watch us and you can suckaround with us a little bit. It's
like we're hanging out with you ifyou want to just have us on the
background at work. But let's gous. Some listener viewer submitted not cools.
I first wander from Danielle Weston.She's at Danny Underscore Weston on Twitter

(01:28:21):
and she says her not cool iswhen people don't sit in their assigned seats
on a plane, so we haveto sit on the runway while they check
tickets. Yeah. I don't understandthe like like you have the people that
try and like boss people out oflike seats, like oh, hey,
I'm with my I'm flying with mykid. Is it cool if you give
us your better seat and my kidssits with me? Um No, because

(01:28:45):
I paid for my seat and Iwant to sit in my seat. Like
if you get to a seat todo that. That's a dick move.
I don't understand that you can belike like unless you're on the wrong side
of the ship. Like I don'tunderstand how you go to the wrong seat
while looking at your ticket, becausewhenever I'm be getting on a plane,
like I have my phone out,and if it's an assigned seat, like
I see exactly where okay, seef okay, cool, let's go over

(01:29:09):
here, see eight, let's goeight rows there seat Like it's very easy.
I don't understand how people do that, and unless they are like just
trying to like swap it out withpeople, which is a dick move anyways,
like either come prepared or like I'msorry, shit happens. Shit happened.
You know, sorry, you haveto fly and it's like four seats
over from your kid. I ambaffled. I've never once heard of people

(01:29:32):
not just being like, oh,I was hoping nobody would be in the
seat, and then they moved.They refuse to move, so they had
to check tickets. That's fucking crazyto me, because like I would just
feel like I'd walk up there,I have four f they're sitting in for
the guy I want to sit nextto my wife. I go, yeah,
but I bought it sertest, Comefucking move them right, yeah,

(01:29:53):
right, like, because that's what'scrazy, the person that always wants to
make hey, can I sit nextto my wife's like? Okay, where
are you sitting? Row three rowsback? Or middle seat? Through?
No, I had a first classseat? Is that cool? If you
want to say yeah, absolutely,I'll switch. My thing would try to
be like, all right, Iwill switch with you right now if you
venmo me two hundred dollars, Becausenow I specifically picked this seat so that

(01:30:16):
I wasn't in the middle. Youwant me to move into the middle,
which is going to make the twopeople on either side of me very uncomfortable
because I'm a very fat fucking person. So I need to buy both of
them at least one drink. Ineed two hundred dollars from you, right
fucking now if you want that seatnext to what your wife or or you
could shut the fuck up and gosit down in your seat. Now,

(01:30:40):
you can't say it all that waybecause then you get removed from the airplane.
But if you're just like I thinkthat should be the baseline thing when
someone goes, Hey, would youmind if I took the seat set next
to one? If they're moving youin the middle, you go two hundred
dollars two hundred dollars and I'll switchwith you. If not that, then
no, maybe next time earlier.Yeah. I hate when the people try

(01:31:01):
and like flip it and like,I mean, I just want to like
they try and make you the villainfor ANOCAMPU dude, I mean, like,
I don't know you could have youcould have booked seats together. I'm
sorry, Like I didn't know thatthere'd be a family by. Like that
sucks. They give it the middleseat for a middle seat. I absolutely
I would have switched that. Butlike if I got an aisle theater window
seat and you might give me amale THEA don't know, it's not happening.
I'm sorry, not at all.I'm just gonna get good vibes and

(01:31:25):
I'm feeling and I'm feeling nice thatday. Like, look, if I'm
flying nowadays, I need to bein the aisle. It just needs to
be now. I will take window, but then you know, I'm scrunched
up against that window the whole time. But also I'm not gonna bitch about
it because I'm the one who mademyself so fat to be uncomfortable on the
plane. But I'm not gonna switchseats with you to put a fat guy

(01:31:48):
in between two other people on theplane, because guess whose day gets ruined
every time they see me on aplane. Anyone's sitting next to me?
Yep, yep, That's why Ibuy the aisle. That's a solid not
cool, Danielle. I don't knowhow anybody's gonna top that. We have
a bunch of them. This weekthere was some really good one sentence.
We weren't trying to burn through asmany of these as we can. Um.

(01:32:10):
This is from Raimundo Benavidez at cameUndo B on Twitter. He says
he's not cool as my dog andcat each pooped in my apartment, each
one of them in a different roomin the middle of the night. Made
me ten minutes late for work,Probably the new treats that I gave them.
Yeah, my sister's got a greatrecipe for pumpkin and peanut buttered treats
that are very good on their digestivesystem. Just DM yeah, and I'll

(01:32:31):
get her to send it to you. You gotta make it yourself. But
then you save a lot of moneyanytime you can come in to unexpected like
pet poop where you're like, damnman, never fun. Solid dude,
that's the worst poop on the flooris the worst solid Not cool dude.
This is from Ashley Wilcomes that BusterHere Mix on Twitter and she says ruined
a pair of new shorts because Iconfused spray and wash with chlorox r a

(01:32:57):
spray and washed bottle with a chloroxbottle because both are green. Um.
I don't really know what spray andwashmeans, but I'd assume it's to try
and just you know, clean offoff a shirt. Yeah, when you
pour bleach on it, that definitelywill. I'll definitely stay in it.
Yet does suck. That does suck. That sucks a whole lot. God,
I was just trying to clean itup. I was trying to clean
the stain off and I ruined it. Solid not cool. Ashley um Todd

(01:33:25):
voss at as Underscore scene Underscore byUnderscore TV. He has his and it
says I'm gonna call it not coolon myself for this one. For littering
a child threw up while traveling onan interstate and there was enough time to
pull over, so it was doneinto a plastic nag. There was there
was not enough, not enough time, okay, I chried throwing up while

(01:33:45):
traveling on an interstate and there wasnot enough time to pull over. So
it was done into a plastic bagand staid bag was tossed. Roads said,
regrettable, but we had to toavoid decision. I don't think you
we're not gonna faalter for that.I think Texas isn't gonna be at it
you if you're messing with it.I have been in a similar instance with
a friend of mine where we didend up pulling over. She was like,

(01:34:09):
I'm gonna throw up, Please pullover. We had a guard,
we had like a grocery bag.She threw up into that. There's like,
well, yeah, we're not gonnasit with this in a car stinging
it up. We just didn't think. We just sat on the side of
the road and like left. Imean, hey, we all know,
we all know you don't mess withTexas, okay, but when there's vomit

(01:34:30):
in the car, I think everybodycan you gotta you just gotta drop the
bag and just like God, Ihope nobody saw that. I'm sorry.
Yeah, you go and plant atree, and by planing, I mean
like eat, eat an apple andjust throw the seeds in the ground and
consider that planting a tree. Likethere you go, like just do something
like that. Go eat a pieceof fruit that has a seed and just
drop that seed onto the earth afteryou're done with it. And then I'll

(01:34:55):
say, we're even. I don'tthink that's literate. I think that's get
rid of vomit from your car,because if there's vomit in your car,
it can smell so get bad.It can start make you start to gage.
You're swerving all over the road.That's unsafe. I think you're just
hey, hey, like I said, we all know you don't mess Texas.

(01:35:15):
You don't let it. We don'tdo not mess with Texas. Don't
mass the Texas. But child vomit, I think is an acceptable drop out
the window in a plastic bag.We'll let that one slide. Yeah.
What what you have to do isnext time you're in Iowa visiting your your
family and your wife's family, whateverit is, todd just make sure you
litter there too to even it out. But also do what I said and

(01:35:39):
just like eat a fruit that hasseeds and then just drop those seeds on
like grass and then be like there'smy trees. Oh yeah, dude,
dude eat that you planted a treeto make up for it. Yeah,
just like, dude, an appleis not litter. You're just Johnny apple
seed. Right. No, Butlike when you like, then you plant

(01:36:00):
more more apples, so like you'regiving back to the earth that you just
littered on. So like it's likenow we're even I'm watching plant plants some
pineapple trees. Everybody loves pineapple.Does any any kind of seeds you can
get us throw it, Buy birdseed and just throw it because that might
grow some stuff. It's like plantone hundred trees. But did you just
grab a handful of bird seed andthrow it? You just try to grow

(01:36:24):
more government drones. That's fucked up. Well no, it is bird seed.
Weeds and birds are government trones.That's not how it works. Um,
we forgive you, Todd, butyeah, that's we appreciate you.
You know, you play the honestycard. You called it, so you
put you put your hand up,man of honor. We respect that.

(01:36:47):
Um, all right, last onefrom you, guys and gals. This
week is from Alexis Garcia at AlexisTexas Underscore on Twitter, and Alexis says
her not cool is after three weekswith no AC, someone finally candy a
part only fucked something up. Onlythey fucked something else up and started leaking,
and it started leaking from my ceiling. I had to go and tear

(01:37:09):
it off and go three more dayswithout air conditioning. Update. The guy
came today fixed the AC and everythingwas fine for a couple of hours,
a c randomly shut off and assomeone has to come again tomorrow for the
fourth time, that is just yougotta burnt down yet burnt down? No,
that'll make it hotter with no restarted, a brand new place with a

(01:37:29):
brand new AC, got the wholething. No, I you have to
kill them. I don't know howyou went three weeks without You don't kill
people, you don't know. Iwas sorry. Uh, if you were
living somewhere in Texas in July JuneJuly that for three weeks doesn't have air
conditioning and they don't send anybody outfor three weeks, they don't even send

(01:37:54):
anybody. It takes that long.I believe that it's justifiable homicide at that
point because they're trying to literally killyou with fucking heat stroke. They just
won't do their jobs, so theyrefuse it. And then they finally do
come out and they do a halfass job, so like, oh,
this will patch it. No,patchworks do not work on air conditioning and

(01:38:15):
fucking Texas in the summer. Thatis murderable fucking grounds. And I think
you're okay, kill them all here, uh, but don't though, don't
I mean don't, but like actually, you know, you know, you
should think about it. Don't shitin a bag and then light it on

(01:38:38):
fire on their doorstep. Way,Yeah, we do not dor on this
podcast. I don't see is anythingthough. I literally think I think that's
not that that's not murder, that'sjustifiable homicide. I don't know if that's
gonna hold up in quick I mean, if I'm on the jury, it

(01:38:59):
will, But you won't be becauseyou should be the one on They don't.
They don't even ask me that theysee I've got a CJ degree and
they just don't even ask me.I don't know, I know too much.
Um all right, um, I'llgo first, I'll go first,
Um, I had one that's mine. Then one was was lucy me.

(01:39:20):
Um. My first one happened tome this morning. I was getting ready
for work and I have like mydresser drawers, I have boxers from the
top dresser drawer and I take adderallevery morning. I take like a heart
medication. And like I had mywater bottle with me. Had this bad
way opened up, I just putlike some some new boxers on, took

(01:39:42):
the adderall set the water bottle overby my on my dresser. Only I
set it too far the edge andit fell into the dresser and so I
just spilled water and my my dresserdrawer, which is just like that was
a pen of the ass. Andthat was one. I was like,
I'm on the way to try andget get ready to get out of the
door for work. I was like, all this stuff's just gonna be wet
for a little bit today. Justthrowing the laundry and I will wash it

(01:40:04):
did take everything out. I wouldhave just lebbed it. I just grabbed
it was wettest. I just grabbedwhat I could feel was wet right there.
And I was like, I don'tknow anything residually wet right now probably
dry, but I was like,ah, well, just I would have
just felt I would have pushed everythingtogether so it soaked up the wetness bake.
Okay, well I'll just wash allof my underwear when I get home

(01:40:24):
and work to No, I didnot do that, but yeah, so
that was That was one of them. And then the other one is um
didn't directly happen to me, butI was kind of involved in the part
of the not cool And it wasthat we went to see Blink one eight
two on Saturday, Austin show bestshow I've ever seen. I saw some
gravy gang out there. Shout outto Quentin and Angie and uh and Jordan.

(01:40:45):
Saw you guys out there. Knowthere was a gravy gang meet up
at Cobo's. We were told theCobo's closed at midnight, so by the
time I was gonna get there,it was gonna be closed. So sorry
that I didn't make it out there. Um, but yeah, shout out
there all the gravy game. Isaw it Blink A two after Big Way
too, what m and I,Um, I think we drank all of
the teitos, like all of theteitos. Yeah, it felt like it

(01:41:12):
was. It was very very heavyteitos so tonight before after and during the
event, and we went to anotherbar after the concert, and Emma forgot
her purse and her phone at thebar and we did not realize until we
were at our next location, andthen we just ended up having to have

(01:41:35):
to go home without her phone andher purse. Luckily, my friend was
able to like commandeer all of thatand we were like, yo, hey,
can I come get this tomorrow.But then Emma was super hungover.
I was also hungover, and likethe hangover drive to go get something that
you forget, whether it be yourcard or in her case, her phone,

(01:41:56):
like like she was just she waswhite. I was just like I
was fucked up. But I waslike I just gotta I gotta power through
it, and like, also whatwas happening. It was like it was
like a Sunday morning, and Iwas like, I'm not doing anything today,
Like I'm beat up from yesterday.I'm just gonna take today to like
hang out on the couch and justrecover. And I was like I just
want to start that, but knowingI have to go do a chore doesn't

(01:42:16):
let me start to like chill partof the Sunday. So I it's gonna
get up and go I'm coming overa second. You get up. And
so I went and got got Emma'sphone in purse, buy it back,
and like everything was fine. Butit's just like the anxiety. Like also
Emma just being as cool about losingyour phone as she was, Like she
didn't freak out, freak out oranything. I would have been losing my
mind. I would have been absolutelylosing my mind, and she was just

(01:42:40):
like, yeah, we'll get ittomorrow. I'm just trying to figure out
how many years do you have tobe married before that becomes a fight,
because like if my dad and mymom went somewhere and they had left and
my mom goes, David, Ileft my phone in my purse or we

(01:43:00):
just were, my dad is gonnabe screaming at my mom like he's going,
man, happen. I mean,I can't tell you how many times
in my life I've heard God,dareit Lorie? Like one of those has
come? And you guys, haveyou've been together for like a decade now,
right years now? Yeah? Ilove it so, but you've only

(01:43:21):
been married for one not even noteven I'm trying to decide, what is
it? Two? Is it three? Three years? You've been married for
four You've always like I don't thinklike that's what Like, Oh, I
always joke at a date the personyou're gonna married for ten years, because
then you know all this stuff abouthim. So it's like, I don't
get mad, Like Emma doesn't fuckup like that, Like she doesn't do

(01:43:42):
that shit on purpose. I wasn'tmad that she forgot it purpose. But
when you've been together for somebody solong that you will love him and you'll
never leave him. But like itwas mine, but she was my phone.
We would have had that, Wewould have figured that out that night,
Like I would have like, wegotta go to that, we gotta
get now, we got to getthe fun. And that's the thing too
with y'all, you would expect it'syou. So if it's her that does

(01:44:03):
it, you can't get mad becauseyou know you are going to do it,
I say, And like she wasable to get off back so like
but but like if somebody, ifyou told me, hey, somebody in
my house left their phone and walletsomewhere last night, I would be like
it was you the fact that it'semmy, You're like all right, well,
like, yeah, you can't bemad at her for that because you

(01:44:24):
are definitely going to do that atsomething too, hopefully not. But yeah,
so those are my not cools fromfrom this week. Who was here
next Robert Hugo because I got afucking list, Uh, Sam and I
were going somewhere over the weekend.We were like by I ten and Barker
Cyprus, and I got it forthat tire. Oh yeah, it's alid

(01:44:46):
not cool. Yeah, I keptdriving on it though, because we were
only like a mile or so awayfrom our destinations, like a leak,
no, like it popped like itwas a blowout. Basically, you' a
mile that's like a mile is alot farther than you think it is when
your shits popped. Man, itis, it definitely is, because I

(01:45:08):
kept hearing like we also has likesome furniture in the trunk right now,
and like I couldn't tell because itit's a bumpy road and it's just like
bouncing, like what happened because theproverb the tire light didn't come on,
but it's okay, Like I hada spare, like I wasn't gonna worry
about it, like we we're gonnabe at at a house and I can
change tires. Yeah, I'll justdeal with there, like it'll be fine.

(01:45:29):
And uh that changed the uh thespear, and I learned my lesson
last time I got a pop tire. The spear that I had was flat.
So I'm like, okay, SoI bought one of those like air
compressors on Amazon that I can justplug into the car. So I did
that, so I'm like, okay, I see, like everything's good.
I need to worry about it.And uh the next day, I'm okay,
well, I need to get anew tire. I don't know this

(01:45:51):
one salvageable or not, Like Idid drive on it. Probably not,
but like I'll just go check anyway, And it turned out it's not.
The guy put like air in it, and he said, if there's uh
lumps on it, then it's notsalvable, like it's not being flat inflating
strangely, and there were lumps,so not saligable. So I had to

(01:46:14):
get a new tire. You know, were you able to save the wheel
or did the wheel get bent?Wheel was fine? Oh see that big
one. Yeah, if the wheelgets bent, then you're like, fuck,
Like, replacing a tire it sucks, but it's not that expensive when
you have to replace the whole fuckingwheel, that's what sucks. Yeah,
Like it wasn't like exactly like ablowout, but like it definitely it was

(01:46:36):
like it just went flat. Itwent flat. It went flat, and
so like that's what I was drivingon. But just having to deal with
that too, Like even like eventhough I was like, you know,
I'm not gonna worry, but Idid had to change the tire and it
was one hundred degrees outside, yeah, and I had to deal with all
that. But it just when yourentire back is just soaked with sweat because

(01:47:01):
it's so hot, that's the worst. Yeah, But at least I wasn't
like on the side of the freewaylike I was at a house. I
was already somewhere that I can dealwith that, deal with that. But
yeah, that's that is. Andit's just like you never like expecting it
and you're like, oh cool,isn't like it's like one of those like

(01:47:24):
when you just unexpectation like pops upand you're like, fuck, this is
not what I wanted to do,right, now or did you literally anything
else? See, that's what's notbad about it. It's not that a
chore popped up. It's that abill popped up, but a chcause you
gotta go get it done. Yougot to pay for it, like,
oh, I have to change this, but then I also have to bring

(01:47:45):
it somewhere to pay somebody to fixit. When Emma thought she like we
thought for a period of time,my friend had gotten it, and we
were like, hey, did anybodyhappen to see ms emas phone or persons?
My friend was like, yeah,I got it, I picked it
up. We can you can getit tomorrow. If if she hadn't let
us know that, we were like, fuck, you got to cancel your
cards. We gotta fucking get youa new ID. So you gotta schedule

(01:48:06):
a point with the fucking DMB.You gotta go find a time of day
it's gonna work for you. Thenyou gotta go cancel all your accounts and
remember all this shit you've auto paidtoo. And it's like there's just like
chores, like don't take that longwhen you really just sit down and you
get it done. But like it'sjust like this is a mountain and I
always look at any sort of choresas a mountain. But yes, I
fucking tired, just like I don'twant to do this. I have I

(01:48:28):
have furniture. I'm trying to movefurniture right now. Man. Yeah,
we're any plants rmed in this.No, thank god, Sam, We're
pissed. She would have em pissedabout you. Pet Um. Okay,
I'll try and I'll try and runthrough these in the order of least not
cool and most not cool. Um. I guess one. I'll just start

(01:48:51):
off. My coworkers got mad atme because I didn't tell any of them
that it was my birthday on Sunday, so they were like, dude,
what the fuck? And I wasjust like, I don't care. But
they got mad at me. Butthey're still gonna buy me some booze or
so they said. I still haven'tgot it. I've seen all of them
since they said they were going toit, and I still haven't got my
booze. So you would think thisone would okay, So the next one

(01:49:13):
after that, I you know,when you get a paper cut but you
do it on plastic. Yeah,yeah, that happened to me. Yes,
I was sealing up to go order. It was one of those like
circle round ones, So like I'mpressing down around the lid, and it
just sliced my finger right on mypointer finger on my left hand. But
here's the craziest thing about it isit literally cut through just the skin because

(01:49:36):
it never bled. I never goteven the like the bubble up of blood
behind it to where it's not evenbleeding out and just getting red. No,
I literally just sliced the skin.So now I've just got this like
half inch gash on my finger that'snot bleeding, but you feel every time
you touch it. So that one'sannoying. This one should be higher,

(01:49:59):
but it's not. I almost forgotmy mom's birthday yesterday, um, which
is inexcusable because it's two days aftermine, so you'd think I would never
forget it. But my brother textsto be at work or like, hey,
mom, today is definitely Mom's birthday, right, And I was like,
oh, fucking called my mom immediately. Um, at least at least

(01:50:21):
like and I know you always havesaid that you're just bad about birthdays,
but that's the one you cannot youcannot getthay, But knowing yeah, like
the like you have the marker likemy birthday was this day, there's one
more day and then the next dayis Mom's day, like very easy to
remember. But there is that isthat as bad as like have you ever

(01:50:45):
been like, oh fuck, Ithink I forgot somebody's birthday and you like
text, dude, have you birthday? Bro? Oh hey, my birthday
isn't until like Tuesday, and likefuck, and then you obviously like feel
like you just fucked up. Ormy birthday was my birthday was yesterday?
There's that's worse to me. Iam the most self self centered person,
dude. I don't think about otherpeople. You like, it's not it's

(01:51:06):
it's not that I don't think aboutother people's birthdays. I don't think about
other people. The only time Ithink about other people is when I'm in
like a grocery store or in traffic, and I try and conduct myselves in
ways that are not detrimental to otherpeople around me. But when it comes
to personal relationships, oh dude,my brain does not consider other people at

(01:51:30):
all at all, And I wishI could change that. It's probably why
I'm thirty three and still single,because I don't take other people's feelings into
consideration and anything I do in mylife. But it's just how I am.
So that happened, then let's seewhat would be So. So I'm

(01:51:51):
watching USA Canada the other day.USA Canada are playing in soccer Gold Club,
and I go and I look atmy brother. I go, I
just I just bet on USA.But I feel like I should double my
bet on them because it's for USA, it's your country. Because it's for
USA, we're playing Canada and soccer. This being said, I should have

(01:52:13):
looked up that we weren't starting likeany of our main guys. Still shouldn't
be that. But it's not thatit's stopped at double that. I go,
wait, wait, but what ifI tripled it. My brother was
like, well, why don't youjust quadruple the bet? So I did.
It's always a great way. Eavybet starts, Yeah, just four,

(01:52:34):
you shild go one to just quadruple. The game's going ten minutes in
zero zero, twenty minutes and zerozero four at halftime, zero zero,
ten more minutes after that zero zero, it gets to there's ten minutes left
in the game. In USA scores, that basically means you're set you're gonna
you're gonna win that nothing happen.Like three minutes later, the USA handballs

(01:53:00):
it just inside the fucking thing,just inside the box, so they get
a free penalty kick. Of coursethey score, so my bet loses,
and I'm pissed, so I gofuck it. Overtime. I'm just gonna
bet just for anybody to score becauseI'm already mad enough at the USA soccer

(01:53:20):
players. I don't want to bet. Yeah, and I chase and guess
what the chase hit because almost likefive minutes in Canada scores, USA end
up scoring to go into overtime.And this is on my birthday, and
I go, well, I can'tnot bet on America for my birthday.
I'm gonna bet on USA and penaltykicks to win. And it's not even

(01:53:45):
offered as a bet on two differentsites, I could not get a bet
for USA to win in penalty kicks. What kind of communist bullshit fucking dumb
ass is setting together to bet?So they go, oh, USA is
going to penalty kicks. A lotof people are gonna want to bet this.
Let's just give them the option.It doesn't matter the line. They're

(01:54:08):
gonna bet it whatever. They don'teven give you the fucking option. You
want to know why though, Itis because penalty kicks. When a game
goes to penalties, it's such likea coin flip. But like even if
DS were like minus six thousand forUSA, they would still lose a lot
of money because people would just belike, you could bet camp, go
bet it both ways. No,because there's gonna be people going, oh,

(01:54:31):
well, it's a coin flip,so you've got great value on Canada.
That's how gambler. The fact thatyou cannot bet on penalty kicks blows,
but you can't bet live on that. You'd hit to bet, you
would have had to bet that thegame would go to penalties in the US
would win that, by the way, that's also a built in part of
this is I bet USA to winand it just shows it doesn't say winning

(01:54:55):
regulation. Yeah, yeah, nonget better because extra extra time it doesn't
count. Yeah, So that's suing. You would think that would be the
thing to set me off most thisweek, But then I woke up this
morning. It's gravy day. Ishould be in a great mood, right,
I wake up this morning to myphone ringing it's a spam call number.

(01:55:24):
I turn it off. The callends. Sixty seconds later, the
phone's ringing again. I look overspam call, shut it off. Sixty
seconds later again, four consecutives,not just calls, but voicemails left and

(01:55:44):
every you know how like your phonewill text you and says, this is
what the voicemail says, Yeah,but you know it's a spam call.
When the voicemail picks up on thetext, if that, it just says,
if that's not the option you want, don't press one, please ignore.
So you know, there was afucking thirty second spiel that was going
on, four consecutive ones to startmy fucking day. You didn't answer one.

(01:56:08):
I would have answered one. Justthink it was like somebody was trying
to back to back. No,no, no, no, you want
to know why. And I sentyou guys a picture of it. Because
the numbers all started with eight fivefive, but we're different numbers. One
was eighty five, eight ninety fivesix eight eight five five nine five six
eight five nine one two. It'sall different, so you know it's spam

(01:56:30):
numbers just calling you. And thatwas bad enough, and I hated that,
and it put me in a shittymood. I woke up, I
had a fucking cocktail. I fuckinggot myself back to zero. I just
fell. Then we start podcasting.And by the way, those were at
eleven thirty four. By the way, yeah, I woke up at eleven
thirty Oh yes, oh the numbersplease spam numbers. Uh the picture knew

(01:56:58):
it just has names. It doesand have numbers. Let's screenshot usen you.
So that was at eleven thirty four, eleven thirty five, eleven thirty
six, and eleven thirty eight.We're podcasting. I got five consecutive while
we were doing this fucking podcast.They opted from four four twenty two,
four twenty four, four twenty five, four twenty eight, four twenty nine.

(01:57:20):
Are you what the fuck is goingon? I specifically do not.
I always let them ring out becauseI know the second you answer or delete
it, they go, I knowthat's an active number. So I never
fucking do that. I've had ninefucking spam calls today. The fact that

(01:57:44):
there has not been a congressional fuckingamendment made or the president as a spoke
whatever to get rid of spam calls, I think justifies the purge and I
think the purge should strictly only applyto politics politicians. I think until spam
calls are eradicated, every politician shouldbe open to be killed without repercussion.

(01:58:10):
Now, and get it, Iget it, guys. That's pretty extreme.
Not everyone's going to agree with me, That's just how I feel.
But how dare you not do anythingabout something that literally affects the day to
day lives of Americans. Everybody getsspam calls, and all they can do
is rob people of their money.Like spam calls are designed to fuck over
old people out of their pensions andjust destroy what little lives they have left.

(01:58:35):
And the entire political landscape of theUnited States has gone, well,
we could fix this, but fuckthem, fuck them writing the ass,
Fuck the American people. Let's justmake them do it with this shit all
day. They've got enough problems,but let's just have spam calls coming all
day that gradually lays raise their stresslevel until somebody who is seemingly healthy gets

(01:59:00):
so goddamn angry they have to gethealth insurance. That's what's going on.
I think the government is behind allof this. That's my conspiracy theory that
I'm going with and Okay, soI'm pretty fun. I mean I'm today.
This is what threads are for,bro, Like you need to just

(01:59:23):
go off on spam calls on threadsand just use that as you're like venting
social media? Are you kidding me? They would they would ban me from
threads, like well, you werepretty negative to the companies that are just
trying. You just can't say thetrigger words, Like it's like people think
that like it's anything you said dickheadasshole, dickhead asshole, or like just
like don't call it, oh,don't don't properly know what I'm saying.

(01:59:45):
Like it's very easy to figure itout, Like just don't call people names.
Just don't properly label somebody. It'slike when when TikTok was like,
hey, we're not gonna push outvideos and say kill yourself, so people
will just say kis. So it'sthe same exact thing. You you can
go around it, like there's somany ways to go around it, or

(02:00:06):
or or I could call spam callersassholes and everyone could just understand that's fucking
true and not uh mute my fuckingreach on it. Like I said,
where you go off and that's whatwould be awesome about it, whereas I
can't. I can't go off.If here's the thing you can say,

(02:00:29):
you can go off with uh diminishedspeech. You can go off as long
as you lower your your vote vocabulary. Fuck that. I and they were
out to assault celebrities and like thatwas chill bro I barely actually post on
Twitter, and I would say twoout of every ten posts I do,

(02:00:51):
they go, are you sure youwant to say that? Most people don't
talk like this to other people?And I go, no, no,
no, no, I very muchmean to call this person a cunt.
If I'm taking the time to typeit out, American Airlines, you're a
fucking cunt or whoever it happens tobe at the moment, that's pissed me
off. But in threads they wouldjust be like, that's unacceptable behavior.

(02:01:14):
You are banished. I'll make well, they lost my luggage and then purposely
set it on fire because they thoughtI wouldn't know, and I have documented
proof of that, and I calledthem a cunt for it, but you
banned me. I mean, Irealized that's a crazy, wild, fucking
scenario. But that's the kind ofship that would happen. I call you
an asshole because you're acting like anasshole, and Threads is like, well,

(02:01:35):
you're mean, so you don't getto use That's why Twitter is superior.
Just let people say what they wantto see. I'm just saving a
place for it. No, I'mnever I will never join Threads. Never
say never, but I'm gonna goahead and say never. All right.

(02:01:56):
Actually I want, I really dowant to join TikTok though, and just
make it so pro China and justsee what happens. Or anti China,
anti China, Anti China is whatI meant to say. Not pro China.
I'm not. I am not proChina. Guys. All right,
let's let's move on to the answerssegment of the pod where we wrap things

(02:02:18):
up our final segment. If you'dlike to submit any of your questions.
You know we do the business ideas, any drunk thoughts, any high ideas
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Give us five similar things and wewill power rank them. Um Any any
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(02:02:39):
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(02:03:00):
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(02:03:25):
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search that faster. But this isthe answer stevement guys questions as sant sant
sans scientist. Any questions? Allright, um? Our first question this

(02:03:53):
week is from our podcast son SkylerLester at OMG. It's Skylar on Twitter,
and Skyler says, is using anentire eight hour work day or research
ways of saving fifteen minutes of potentialconversation with an end user time well spent?
Hint? Absolutely? Why I talkto more people than is necessary?

(02:04:14):
No? I like its eight hoursresearching ways of saving fifteen minutes, But
that's fifteen minutes here, fifteen minutes. Over the course of a year,
you're gonna save well more than eighthours, plus all the years that go
down with it and actually multitasking.Somebody at your job might say a higher

(02:04:35):
up, Oh, you spent eighthours researching that. Yeah, well,
over the next three years, I'mgonna set save you one hundred and sixty
hours eight hours times fifteen minutes timed eight hours is like a billion minutes
if you think about it, whichis like I saved six days. I
saved six days where the time Icould have been lollygagging by spending eight hours
doing this. And I don't knowif the math ads up on that,

(02:04:56):
but it sounds like it could.So like you could throw that at your
boss space. But I'm really workingharder, especially in like A, because
I believe he's in an IT typerole. Saving fifteen minutes per what would
you call interaction? That's actually amassively like a productive thing to learn.

(02:05:21):
So one one day you spend doingthat, Yeah, I would say if
you had to take a three weekcourse to learn how to take fifteen minutes
off of it, it was worthit. But to knock it all out
in one day, Fuck, yeah, that's worth it. It guys,
I feel like I feel so sorryfor so many IT guys what you just
had a deal with, like idiotsand myself included, We're like, when

(02:05:43):
we get to use our IT guy, Like, but why won't this work?
Like why is it not worthy?The whoa? Because this isn't doing
them? Like, I don't knowwhat that means? Fixed it? Why
is it not work? Like you'rejust dealing with people that obviously do not
understand the things that you understand,and like that has to just be absolutely
frustrating as fuck the whole temic.Nope, Nope, you did the thing
I told you not to do.Stop doing that. We'll click don't click
that, don't click that while you'redoing that. Stop stop stop stop stop
up you're gonna delete it again.And it's like, that's just that.

(02:06:06):
That is how I imagine every dayhas these for like an it person so
teasing peas Broum. Absolutely, itis not a waste of time. Um,
it is worthwhile for spending by findingways to get out of fifteen minutes
worth of stuff. And just likesometimes it is just bullshit, like conversation,
I don't need to hit chat withyou. I need to get the
job done. Get didn't get outgood questions son, good questions, great

(02:06:30):
question Um. Glamor Perry at glamfor four life on Twitter g lam the
number four l yfe on Twitter.Glamour says, is it messed up?
Or by the way, happy belada birthday to Glammor. Glammer's birthday is
day after pats So Glamor had abirthday this past Monday. Happy happy birthday.
Um. Glamour says, is itmessed up to ask you if it's

(02:06:53):
an open bar or a cash barat a wedding beforehand to determine if it's
worth going too. I don't thingsthough at all. I think some people
might think it is. I donot think it's wrong. Those people are
wrong. No, Like, bythe way, if you have a cash
bar at your wedding, you're youare wrong. You are wrong. If

(02:07:14):
you want people to come to yourwedding, you make an open bar.
If you have if you have acash bar, that means you're inviting a
lot of people that you don't reallyneed to be there, because anybody that
you want to be at your wedding, you wouldn't charge. I said.
I said it on the Morning Showa couple of weeks back. I feel
like when we were talking about likeopen bars and cash bars, and I

(02:07:34):
was like, just like, I'mnot saying I would not be a deciding
factor on whether or not I goto a wedding unless they were like two
weddings, and then I'm probably gonnago to the open bar instead of not
open bar, like it was twooddings on the same day. But like
if if you were getting married andlike we're like, oh, hey,
it's the cash bar, I'd belike, okay, Like I'm not gonna
not go, but like I'll rememberthat you had a cash barn in my

(02:08:00):
own booze and I'm just gonna drinkthat, Like if want to do that,
I'm not gonna if I feel likewe don't want alcohol, there's like
a rule. If there's some ruleagainst alcohol, whatever it maybe your wedding
and maybe there's like a family thingor whatever, Like okay, dude,
but just know that everybody remembers thatyou had a cash bar. Oh no.
I mean if I show it toa wedding and there's a cast bar
and I look around them, there'stwo hundred people at this wedding, I'm

(02:08:22):
like, you don't know how toplay in a wedding. Why would you
invite two hundred people that are gettingyou gifts that are getting you gifts that
are probably not the cheapest gifts thatare getting you gifts, Like and you're
just saying that thanks for the presidents. Get like you can pay for your
own booze. I get it.It is it is. It is based
on the person and based on thecouple. Because like there are people that

(02:08:43):
are trying to have inexpensive weddings butthen keep it small and you don't need
it. But like if you're havinga giant wedding and you're like, we're
trying to just cook down class likethe most fun part of the wedding,
we're not gonna have okay, andI've I've like our wedding the m and
I had. We had beer andwine. Was was fine and it was
dope. And they didn't they theydidn't serve liquor. Like that was it

(02:09:05):
Like you didn't have to pay forliquor. They just don't need to serve
liquor at a wedding. Liquor takesit from from zero to one hundred rid.
It's great, it can be nice, get me wrong, but also
I get it if I don't wantpeople to get shitty. It's like people
can still get shitty on all thatother stuff, but like it takes them
a little bit longer. If peoplewant to get drunks, they're gonna find
a way. I got very drunkat your wedding off of beer and wine.

(02:09:28):
If you want to get there,you're gonna find a way to get
there. You don't need that.Liquor just makes it a lot easier for
that to happen. And my buddy'swedding that I was at a couple of
months before years, I had liketen old fashions. Yeah, I was
fucking bombed out of my goddamn mine, because if you're if you have liquor
at an open bar, people aren'tjust getting a drink beard, They're going

(02:09:50):
to drink the most expensive drink thatthey would want to always get, but
they don't pay for it, LikeI want a Manhattan Like that's twenty dollars
at a bar, but like here, it's not. And so it's like
those that's what people are loading upon it. It's tool that maybe that
they wouldn't be drinking liquor if itwasn't free. Robert, you are you
don't you don't drink on this podcast? Um, but like what do you

(02:10:11):
think it's it's a shitty move tolike do that, like as somebody that
doesn't drink like you obviously would notbe influenced by whether or not it's a
cash bar or an open bar.Do you understand like where we're coming from.
I gotta say not really because Idon't think I would ever make a
determination. But like you you rememberthose people, right, No, me,

(02:10:33):
like I don't drink so like thatI don't ever even think about their
bolster bar situations. So I Iwhen you guys bring this up, like
I hear this topic brought it like, oh, open bar, cash bar,
and I hear people it's like,oh yeah, like if they don't
have an open bar, then they'relame or you know, I'm not likely
to come to this wedding. Likethat's wild to me because I can't put

(02:10:56):
myself into shoes like of you guyswho it is, but it is wrong
for her to do that, thoughit is messed up. Actually, here's
the craziest thing is, now thatI think about it, though, I
think I've only ever been invited tofive weddings in my life. So like,
if I'm getting invited, I'm probablygonna go regardless, because that means

(02:11:18):
because you guys, you guys knowmy personality. If you don't like me,
you're not inviting me to your wedding. Like, if I'm being invited
to the wedding, I'm probably prettyfucking close with you, so I would
go anyway. But also I wouldjust bring my own bottle and keep it
in my trunk and I would goout and refill that instead of fucking paying

(02:11:41):
for each drink because I'm a cheapfunk like that. Yeah, I don't,
I don't know. I again,I don't know if it's messed up.
I think that maybe, like ifyou're considering that being the difference that
like you might not want to goin the first place, but like to
me, it's like I will notuse it as like I'm not going to
this. I will always remember thatwedding had a cash bar. I think.

(02:12:05):
I think if you have to askthe question and you're not, you're
not close enough to where you reallyneed to be at that wedding anyway.
Yeah, that's fair. That's thething like it like if it's an open
if the only thing that's going tomake you go to that wedding is it's
because it's an open bar and you'relike, ah, maybe I can hook
up here. You really don't needto be at that wedding anyway. You

(02:12:26):
don't actually care about that person,because if you cared about them, you'd
be like, I don't care ifit's cash bar. Yeah. So I
also, so let me say justI don't think it's messed up to he
but also, you know, ifyou're asking, you don't really want to
be there anyway, You're only goingbecause it's an open bar, Like I'm

(02:12:50):
gonna get my level's worth of whatevergift I bought them in drinks. All
right. Um, next one wegot is from Josh Tree caudle at Joshua
Tree seven one three. Oh,I'm glad these you're back, Josh says,
everything in a lazy river becomes aboomerang. Right, No, No,

(02:13:15):
I disagree, Robert. What isthe number? One? Got throw
it? You gotta throw it.The water throws, the rapids throw it.
The rapids and the lazy river theirthrower. It the water is your
thrower. That's not a throw thrownin the water. Yes, the water
oxygen part of oxygen too, soit's like it's thrown in the air.

(02:13:37):
But it's just the hydrogen part two. So anytime anyone's ever drowned in a
river, they were really just aboomerang going around. They in the current
and the water pushed them forward.So that's a throw. Yeah. No,
you have to throw it. Younailed it. No lazy river,

(02:14:00):
m ring Absolutely. I just Ijust find it crazy that you've called so
many dead children boomerangs. That's justthat's it seems out of character for you.
Good Now, Now, if somebodywas going to call it dead child
a boomerang on this podcast, Ithought it would have been me, but
apparently it's Alex. I'm just sayingI'm anything. Everything is a boomerang.

(02:14:20):
Anything you go is a boomerang.If you throw it right, Okay,
anything a boomerang. Do you getthrough? You throw it in the pool
and you throw it and they pullthe water throws you around. That's being
thrown around, thrown around by thewater and the pool. The water is
the thing place it plays. Andby the way, before you were just
saying that the water was pushing it, the water was throwing it. Now

(02:14:41):
you're saying that somebody threw it intothe water. I mean, if you're
getting thrown in, you can't sayit's not a boomerang. But the water
can also throw it, which counts. Throwing around is being thrown regardless if
it's by the water, by aperson, by any it has whatever.
It has to be thrown and notacted upon by another force so that it

(02:15:03):
comes back to you on its ownif another force acts upon it. No,
pat, you're not well. Youdon't get It's like no, no,
you don't get all you don't.You don't. Baseball is a boomerang,
not goods not it's a good boongit's not. No, you tell
which boomerangs are better than, Like, the best boomerang doesn't need help getting

(02:15:26):
back. The one you are goodneed help. So a lazy reething everything
is everything. So if I wasjust floating down the lazy river and I
took a ship, that's a boomerang. Absolutely no, it's a bad boomerang,
but it's a boomerang. So whenI was floating off the back of
the boat at your bachelor party andI took the ship, that was a
boomerang. Yeah, it wasn't agood boomerang because it didn't go anywhere.

(02:15:52):
It was not a good boomerang.I can tell you that right now.
It's not getting good about it.Most boomerangs are not good. It's like
when we say everything everything you puta handle on as a ladle. Most
ladles suck when you look at itthat way. That's that's the boomeranging.
Boomerang is not good. A boomerangis binary. It either is or it

(02:16:15):
is twenty twenty three. Yeah,you're or it is not. It's like,
hey, everything in the world orin the universe is either a potato
or it's not. Well, yeah, technically that's fucking true. But also
everything it's either a boomerang or it'snot. Do I throw it and then
does it start to bend back towardsme? That makes the boomerang. If
I throw it and it ever bends, it's not a fucking boomerang. All

(02:16:41):
right, I new threads thing.Hit us up on at pass gay pot
on threads. Just send me picturesof stuff and be like, is it
a boomerang? And the ends itwill be yes, that's the only boomerang,
and see me that and then I'lljust grade boomerangs. I'm just gonna
comment underneath every single one of them. Go fuck yourself, Threads fans,
you don't have a threads so youcan't. Well if I get banned on

(02:17:03):
threads, will also ban my Instagram. I don't know. Is that something
we can afford to chance because youknow I'm going to get banned on threads,
don't. I don't mean just doit go off, dude. You
gotta make it your own, dude. But yeah, everything is a boomerang.

(02:17:24):
Bad boomerangs. Nope, Like mostof these are bad boom Yes,
anything in La the rivers a boomerang. Josh, great question, Keep the
boomerang, Ques, I love boomerangquestions. These guys not everybody gets it.
You get it, Josh, youget it all right. The Boomerangs,
the few, the proud, theBoomerangs. Um. Next question is
from ash Boomerangs. Would be agreat minor league baseball team? Name.

(02:17:48):
Yeah, when we get our miningteam, the Birmingham Boomerangs, the Beaumont
Boomerangs, the Belleville Boomerangs would begreat. You gotta have the alliteration with
it. Let's let's move on.Um all right. This is from Ashley
Wilkins at BUSTERR Healer Mix, makingher second appearance on the podcast this week.

(02:18:09):
Ashley says, is the force inStar Wars magic? No? See?
I wrote that like on my littlenote through it is, but it
isn't. It's like, because it'sit's something you're born with. You're born
with the force. You have tolearn how to harness it. But then
I was like, fuck, Harrywas born a wizard. He decided to
learn how to use the magic.It is. It's not though it's not

(02:18:35):
magic, but it's not. Itis, but it's not. Because in
Star Wars they have canonically realized thatthere is a way to measure your powers
in the Force. They have thesethings called medic Chlorians. They are these
tiny little creatures that exist within yourbloodstream and uh determine your ability to manipulate
and use the Force. Now,not everyone has us high of a medic
Chlorian count. Now that but thatdoesn't mean it when somebody else can do

(02:19:00):
it, Yeah, that's not Thatdoesn't determine whether or not you can use
it. It's just yes, theForce is a living force that exists within
the universe, and not everyone canaccess it. That doesn't make it magic.
It's not magic because they can scientifically, like what's the word I'm looking
for it, measure it. Theycan scientifically measure it based on your medical

(02:19:20):
Oian counts. But now you canscientifically measure that Voldemort's a really good wizard
based on what he can do.Right. No, no, now,
now he would tell you based onhis blood that he could. But that
doesn't actually mean anything because Hermirone wasa great wh which as well, right,

(02:19:43):
she didn't have that pres a womanbecause she was a woman. Women
are great at being witches. Imean also, you would say wizards now
apparently J. K. Rowling probablywon't. Robert, what do you think
do you need a force was magicbecause it's kind of magic. It's not

(02:20:05):
magic. It's like you can scientificquantify it really by real science, Yes,
real science. Yes. Did younot see when Qui Gonjin put the
little fucking thing into its arm andthen use it and then fucking whified the
readings off to another goddamn place.That seems pretty fucking scientific and not magic.

(02:20:31):
It is, but it isn't.No, it's just it's not.
It's not magic. It is aliving force that exists within that universe that
doesn't exist in hours. So itseems like magic, but it is quantifiable
within theirs. Magic is not turningmyself into a magic ghost too. If

(02:20:52):
you were skilled enough, if youwere skilled enough in the force, then
after years within death, after yearsof studying in your death, you could
Yes, you need yodos. Youknow what, I don't study it again.
Was like, no, I'm justgonna make myself go away. That's
what he did. He just vanishedhimself. He operated because he was that

(02:21:13):
strong within the force. It wasn'tjust magic that he could snap his fingers
and do it. He had totrain. Well, you need wizards.
Don't go to Hogwarts to train dude. Ah, they that's their jet academy.
It's a different universe though, right. They have to learn it,
but it can learn how to harnessyour force. The force cannot be taught,

(02:21:35):
though you have to learn how toharness it. You have to learn
how to harness your magic. Samething. It is magic, but it's
also not magic at the same time. Yes, but it's different. It's
different. Stop magic. Good question, Ashley. Our final question of the
week comes from Becca Smith. Sheeven linger around the gravy Gang for a
while, then linger around. She'scome out to some stuff hihollowed us before.

(02:22:00):
Um, but this is her firstanswers submission Becka Smith at Hey Becca
on Twitter. Um. Becca says, do moths like flames? They're mesmerized
by it. They absolutely love flamesfor a little bit, and then they
get too close and they hate them. They actually, you know, I'm
gonna say yes, they do becausebecause you only love it until like you

(02:22:22):
look so good. Oh look atthis check out. I'm a moth.
I'm gonna go to this What isthis light? Oh? I love light?
Oh oh god, it's parting me. Oh now I'm dead. Like
you don't have time to not likeit because you just burned, like real
quick. Have you seen sucking monsters? They're thin, They're just burning to
a crisp real quick. It's gottabe a fast It's like the submarine death.
I would imagine it goes quick.Yeah, I mean, I was

(02:22:45):
just thinking more in the lines ofwhat could be the human equivalent of what
flames are to moths, And Iwas like, well, tits to guys,
but I loved tits, and yes, I am enamored by them and
drawn to them, So I guessthat would mean moss like flames. Yeah.
They like flames like any source oflight, but like light like light

(02:23:07):
bulbs are obviously their goats, youknow, like lamp posts, lamps,
which is we can just bump intoit. What is a light bulb?
It's a It's a fake flame.I love, I love, I love
fake titties. It's all titties tome, that's true. So they like

(02:23:28):
jumping into flames they likes I likebumping into titties when they like flames,
but only temporarily because then they're dead. Well, yeah, I like titties
temporarily too, And then I finished, and I want to go to sleep.
Flames actually might be the last thingthat a lot of moths like.

(02:23:48):
They're like, hell, yeah somelight. Oh no, I'm dead,
Like that's I mean, that's probablythe first thing that they see, like
we gotta go to it, andthen it's just dope. I mean,
yeah, hanging with the boys isbetter, but are great too. I'm
just gonna keep equating everything you sayinto tits. Some guys, you do
it, And then have I saidanything wrong yet? Like what what is
actually better seeing the parrots? Hitsare hanging out with the homies. It's

(02:24:11):
hanging out with the homies. Butif I have access to the tits the
homies at a script club while you'reseeing a parrot, tits am alright,
fellas, no, because you're gonnapay for that. I ain't about that.
But you're a v I piece.They just let you in free because
they're like, hey, you're chating, you're you're you're you're pretty chill,
come on in all right. I'dbe all down for them taters, then

(02:24:33):
boom free free taters. Moths theydo like flames. They're just deadly.
It's the fatal attraction. Fatal attractionfor sure. I feel like Josh Tree
is probably gonna meme this where it'sjust gonna put my face on a fucking
moth and then like tits on aflame, we need moth means to come
back. Remember that I was likethey took over the internet for a little

(02:24:54):
bit. A couple don't remember that. It's like moths just showing up at
to know where it's like this lamp. When you say it took over the
end, do you mean like thishappened for like one weekend, like it
happened for two days one time.Yeah, so I probably just a moth
does his face pretty good. Thatdoes sound familiar. Yeah, but uh

(02:25:18):
yeah, moss like flames, likemen like tits and women like tits and
game. Everybody likes tits. Everybodymost people likes everybody does, women like
tits, Gay men like tits.And there's people that don't some people out
there, but most people. No. I think there's people that are like
I could take and relieve them,you know, it's whatever, But everybody,

(02:25:39):
like, there's somebody that definitely hatestits. There's a lot of people
in the world. There's at leastone person. Yeah, yeah, some
in cell dude somewhere that was hurtmight be that guy. He doesn't count.
He's a bitch. Everybody loves titties, but great regards. Thank you

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