Pass The Gravy #524: Rice Quakes

The guys talk about narcissism, NFL training camps, and Alex's idea to change the rice cake game forever. They also power rank sharks.

Follow the show on twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

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Graby Gang, Gang, Gang Baby, Powder Top and let us spreads spend.
As we're listening, its Past theGray going fishing for your Bitch to
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Camp will get rich today. ThisBitch, Graby, Gravy, Gravy Gang,
What is going on? Gang?It's Alex pat and Bobby jokes back
again for another episode of Past theGravy. Happy Gravy Day to you and

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touchdown dance. Robert gets to doa touchdown dance once a week and it's
at the very end of the podcast, and you're missing out on a lot.
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you're watching us on YouTube, makesure you go hit hit play on the
podcast version. Give us, giveus credit on boths, you know,
some credit on both. Um Yeah, Happy Gravy Day, everybody. UM.
I don't know why this bugged me, but I was watching I had
TV on the background when I wasprepping for the podcast, and there was
a Lins Crafters I think commercial andthe ladies wearing clear glasses, Like obviously

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the glasses are clear themselves, butlike the rims of the glasses were clear,
and I just think it's weird funwhen people have like clear glasses rims?
Is that not weird? It out? I don't see through it?
Why can't I see through it?But I can't really see through it.
I like it. I think it'sa good look. Not for everyone,

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but I think not for everybody forsure. But then there's something I don't
think I could pull it off,but the sport of your glasses that you
could pull it off. Yeah,has another great shirt on. He worked
on my web phenomenal glassy shirt becausehe went to a wedding in it.
Um. But but yeah, Ifeel like it's it's weird to me.

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It just it just freaks me out. For something, I don't like it.
I don't like it. Just haveregular frames. Yeah, And also
like if you don't, I don'tknow, because it's like, who am
I to fucking judge where wouldever youwant to wear? But it's like just
know like, I'm like, whatthe fuck? Like I got some hate
for saying people had to wear beltslast week. I feel like, and
this is my fashion. Just hateI'm gonna get this week. Just don't

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have clear glasses because if you seethose, like like if you have those
Oakley glasses and this was like specificallyone of the ones that like they were
showing as an example, it waslike it looked like safety glasses like that
you would wear if you were likelike like working in the shop so you
didn't get sawdust in your eye andshit like it looks like that, and
when it's clear, it looks evenmore like it was just like, oh,

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you got these at home depots soyou could go fucking weedy. That's
wrong with those glasses. Nothing wrongwith there's nothing wrong with them, but
it's like weird when that's like youreveryday glasses look like that, I'm like,
where do you get where you going? You're good? You build a
table or something like what do youwhat do you have to that would be

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cool? You look like you gottaget out of here if your yardwork glasses
are also you said something there aboutlens crafters. Uh business idea let's start
a company called Men's Crafters and wemake custom dildos. Like we send you

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a mold, you set it backMen's craft. I'm pretty sure that's probably
like a thing already. Oh itis, but oh no, no,
you a one hundred percent can.But like they don't have a name as
good as Men's Crafters. You don'thave to be the first you just like
I mean, wasn't Blockbuster the firstone to actually start streaming but Netflix made

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it better or or they started mailfirst. I don't know something that Beta
max is better than VHS, butVHS so poor and VHS going out in
the VHS Beta max or yeah,sometimes it is. It is just like
that. I was thinking Men'scraptors wouldbe better if we were. It was

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just like like also US Glasses place. It was just like Men's Glasses because
that's very big right now. Whereit's like, I don't know what it
is. It's just like if whyI'm a man, I'm a dude WAPs.
I can't just use w WAPs.I ain't no pussy. I use
dude whips because I'm a man.What's different than them? I don't know.
It's a cool cool it says dude. Wap says dude on it,

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material dope, man soap, realsoap for men. What what's different about
it? Does it still clean?Yeah? But it's not stupid. Ain't
none of those lady soaps. BlackDove just smells like it smells like smoke.
You actually smell dirty yer when youget out of the shower than you

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did what you got in. Whywhy would I want that? Because you're
a man. Make sure it's thesoap is not really soap at all.
It's just a big plump of dirtthat you rubble over yourself and it spreads
out all over your body as thewater is falling on you. Because men
should smell like man. Man stuff, Man's ncrafters, Lavender t tree.

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Oh, we just have bark froma tree that we grind up and send
to you. It's just a tree. You can do with it what you
want. Hold on me. Ithink we're pivoting the business now, Men's
crafters we just sell man products ingeneral. No, because that's already a
thing. That's what the whole pointwas, Like Men's Crafters is like,
but we're gonna all of these men'sproducts into one area. No, because

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there's too much, like the market'salready flat with that. There's probably like
men I don't do so, butwe got to be a place that is
our only thing is like, fellascome in here, Like, what's that
haircut place? Um for it's sportsClips. I mean that's kind of the
exact same thing I'm thinking of allthe boardroom boardroom, Yes, that's the
one I was thinking of, butit's kind of kind of the same concept

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where it's like kind of girly rotguys, not here, not a sports
Clips because we got TV on there. We got hot chicks cutting your hair
and we'll give you a massage anda towel at the end, You're like,
fuck, yeah, nothing girly aboutthat, bois, Let's go to
sports clips or like and I've neverbeen to the boardroom, but I've seen
a bunch of the ship they haveand like you're gonna have a beer while

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you wait, which is cool,but like to me as like I would
rather go in there and and say, like I had a friend that had
like an actual barber he went to, like he had to make all the
appointments and ship with and the guyhad like a shop that you could only
fit so many people in a day. And he was like, yeah,
it's a Bears but like he like, leot you have a beer while you
wait. I was like, Iwould rather not wait and not have the
beer. Yeah, I mean youjust nice that they do that. We're

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like, hey, you want towater or anything? Like, I don't
want to be that long. No, no, no, go to a
barber shop that still has the barberlike spinning red, white and blue pole
outside of it, because that guy'salways like, yeah, I've got two
people in front of you. I'llbe with you in like fourteen minutes.
Yeah, I'm still not an appointmentguy. I'm bad at it. Yeah
no, no, no, Iwould never make it. As you get

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older, I feel like you shouldget better about appointments. But I'm always
like, ah, I was gonnaget a haircuts, Like, well,
I mean I only got twenty minutesfor my next appointment, but I got
somebody coming in here. Can youwait forty five minutes? I'm like,
just do it in twenty minutes,dude. Like I feel like I don't
have a Like I don't have alie of hair that needs to be cut,

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Like I get it like, ifyou've got an appointment, I should
have done that. But then there'stimes when I'm just like, I'm not
gonna get a haircut today. Ican't do it now, Like if I
have to wait more than like twentyminutes, I'm I'm not gonna do it.
That was like one of the coolestparts about getting a haircut, though,
when you were a teenager. Ifyou had like a lady doing it
and at one point she's like movingand like her boobs are on your shoulder,

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You're like, this is fucking samewith the dentist, because sometimes you
get a little boob in your facea little bit she's like, well,
you put this protractor in your mouth, dud, a little bit tit.
This was a guy I had abig dude. It was my dentist too,
So you got a little bit ofwhich is nice. You can't really

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tell the difference. So so what'sa better name, Men's Crafters or Clona
Willie. I forgot the Yeah,yeah, I forgot that was the name.
Never mind that one's better way isway better than Men's Got already sounds

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like it's ready for glasses. Wepivoted though, That's what it's all bring
together all different men's stuff. Thinkabout it. There was always bookstores everywhere.
Then Amazon was like, well nowyou can get everything in one central
place, will be the Amazon ofMen's Products store. I mean that's already
there's already a ton of that waslike this for dudes. I mean,

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we're a podcast finally, podcast forguys. You know, like that's what
we branded ourselves as. Like there'sa lot of like straight guys that don't
have anywhere to like air out theirtheir voice, you know, to like
share our opinions. And I feellike we're being we're being oppressed. Like
that's what Past Gravy is. It'swhere where three dudes can just be guys

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and you know, like we wegot somewhere where we can get things off
our chest without ridicule. That iswhy we love the Gravy Gang so much.
They're very accepting of us. Theydon't judge us. I really thought
you were going to describe us aslike Andrew Tate. No, I don't
want to be that. Yeah,exactly. So I'm pretty sure he had
a podcast just for dudes, andno, we're like the like not sex

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trafficking version of that podcast. It'slike, except all the bad stuff,
we don't do all the work likewhich isn't a lot of good stuff,
but like we're also four women.Wheezy Barkin to agree. She says,
we are a very pro woman podcast, very podcast. I thought at some

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point you were going to bring thatback to the Lady Gravy Ladies, but
you just kept going with it.It was like, all right, let's
just say them which again pastor Gravymerch Shop working on that. We're definitely
gonna have to put together Gravy Ladies. Sure, I would imagine you gotta
get that. I would love,like we gotta get the jackets during the
winter. Can we just do theladies gravy lady jacket hear me out on

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this, but just you know,bookmark that. I think it would be
very funny, and I think thelisteners would also find it very funny.
If we made a Gravy Ladies andwe said it was a Gravy Ladies T
shirt. But what if it wasjust an apron? We could also sell

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an apron, so you can getlike, sorry, a little bit of
sexist in my head to throw inthere. I would actually love an apron
though, that'd be sick. Onthe morning show, like whenever there's like
a conversation where it's like, allright, the dishes, blah blah blah
blah blah. Who's like, whatpursuitage of the choices you do? Like?
And I'm ever, I always makethe bit of like, wow,

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so I got a wife, Maret, And like there's like every third or
fourth time with year, there's alwayslike one person. It's like, I
just can't believe how terrible it isthat you guys like I'm obviously I'm fucking
kidding. I mean, I don't. I'm not gonna do the dishes for
real, I'm not really gonna dothe dishes. But like it's a bit
I won't make her do it.I'm not doing that. She just bit.
It's not because I don't love mywife, it's it's a bit not

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do the dishes. She's still gotto the clothes. I could be I
could be bitching about that. I'mnot. I just don't do laundry now.
I think three weeks ago that wasmy not cool And I've done one
load of laundry in that three weeks, Like two months. He's gonna make
what I just don't take off mysocks anymore. My wife does it for

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me. Well, okay, maybeI've done more because you do. I
do the thing where you throw likefour pairs of boxers in, so it's
like, that'll get you through theweek. I don't. I just go
to the dryer every day. Idon't put my own napkin in my laugh.
My wife does it for me.Babe, go my plate. I
do that. I had to dothat at family gallleis, But um,

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I'll be sitting here. Did yougo get that? So? I want
to chop chop. They love that, you little smack on the asses.
She's walking away a girl and allyour young cousins, and you're like,
that's how it's that's how you doit, mat AND's not here right now.
I'm sure I've gotten a couple ofdairy looks deservedly, so I was
kind of expecting to see something justfly into frame and hit you in the

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head. He would never, shewould never. What did you guys bring
in for the the pre camp ofsecond this week? I feel like we're
well into it. My sister wentto the store the other day and brought
something back into my life that Ihave not had in years. And you
guys know because you saw me eatingit when we hopped on today. Those
little uh calm double popsicles. Idon't really know the name of it,

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but it's a popsicle where it's gottwo sticks in it because it's supposed to
be meant to be broken into twofor two children. I don't do it.
I don't do that. It's justI just eat that for two children.
It was just like I think Ican double snack. Yeah, I
think it was meant for that one, but nobody actually treated it that.
When you buy the ice cream truck, the ice cream truck you got in
the package that comes to two,that's true. I'm talking about like I

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never think about those because we alwaysgot the ones like the big pack from
the grocery store. Oh okay,yeah, so you would just pull them
out the end of it. Soyou just pull them out, you know
they've got I think it's only likethree different kinds. I've got green,
red, and I think banana andbanana is the best. Yellow. Yeah,
yellow, I like green and redand then the next one of banana.

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Yeah, So say stay colors orflavors. That's not there's nothing wrong
with that, well, because Imean because you look at a yellow pop
school and immediately rangles banana. Ialso say candles are flavored, like that's
a yeah, cotton, But thoseare back in my life now, and

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uh I feel happy like I justlike I crushed a banana one. Probably
going to crush a red one later, maybe even a green if I'm feeling
frisky. I'm on a fucking popschool only diet right now and it is
the happiest I've been in years.Probably also going to die next week,
but that's okay. Um. Funlittle observation I made um about ice cream

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last night. My wife likes shebuys the like packs of those like little
like they're like Bluebell cups basically,but they're brand, and the ATV brand
is called Creamy Creations. I toldher last night. I was like,
you could also call babies creamy creations. That's fun observation. The ice cream

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started through it in there. It'slike you were there with me, Creations.
Just call your kids me and theCreamy Creations and just pat sure you
and your kids. I feel likeyou don't say that until they're old enough
to understand what that means. Andyou only say it when they're being a
dick, like your kids, soyou don't ever let me do anything fun.
You're an asshole and you're like,okay, yeah, well guess like

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you're my creamy creation getting your fuckingroom. See, he doesn't seem like
something you should be able to say, like when you're mad. It seems
like something you like, oh youlittle creamy creation. You Oh no,
you use it to break their breakthem psychologically. That's what you gotta do.
You gotta assert your dominance over thechildren. They're your children, not
your friends. Also a fun fact, I was listening to Bill Baird this

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week Big Band, Friend of theShow, and he said that he's not
he's his kids picking up on hiscussing, so he's having to like say
other words instead. And my favoritething that I've ever heard is a subjecute
because mine was always I like tobe like, well, ral Snake,
like, that's that could kind ofplay in anything when you're mad. Ralph
Snakes would I would, I woulduse if I was your father. But

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Bill Burr said he started to sayingTravis trit He's like, well Trip like
it's the coolest country name ever.And it's just like you say it a
southern accident just makes it sound somuch cooler and it gets out that anger,
like motherfucker well, Travis Trip,Travis damn Trip. It's like you're
not cussing, You're not saying fuck, you're not saying shit, You're saying

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Travis Trip. I'm trying to thinkof a B I think bo Safists would
be better. They're gonna go withcountry music names. Travis Trip. It
rolls off the tongue. It's soeasy to Travis Trip. Yeah, but
it's that hard teat bow sefist.It's much easier Travis Trip, just like
it seems like he could be.But like like you can meet anybody named
Travis Trip, like you should bea country singer. Oh, I mean

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I agree with that, but pantstarts start. We'll start saying like when
you're saying Kris words, there's beenpassing grade and your kids will be like,
oh okay, that's what they iswhen they're mad, or just say
gravy. Say gravy, you couldgood gravy, Good gravy, Well,
good gravy? Are you like that? I like that? A lot?

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Would you would you bring in there? They look Asian? Do you guys
a little bit? I could Icould say, I don't think I was
gonna say maybe Filipinos is healthy,stay right right, No, So I
would imagine that's like I don't thinkthey're They're like, are you Japanese?

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I think you look more Filipino ifanything, But like I know you're Hispanic
already, So like I feel likeI can't see you as not Hispanic.
Not that I see you as Hispanicanyways, I don't see race anyways,
but like I I you couldn't convinceme that you were Asian. Okay,
you could definitely convinced me if Ididn't know him, But like now that

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I know you're like no, butlike I could see somebody being like,
what are you? I could evensee you possibly being having being a little
bit Indian or Greek or Greek.I mean, let's let's be honest.
If you were an actor, youwould have a lot of roles you could
go after. Yeah. Yeah,I can't say I'm familiar with like what

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a stereotypical Greek person looks like,so Harry Olive skin, Yeah, I
would say your problem is for Greek. I feel like your hair needs to
be a little bit curlier, likeit's not curly, but like and you
wouldn't know that's true. Greek warrior. Yeah, Robert Demitria, what what

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made you? Yeah? What madeyou ask us this? I'm assuming someone
asked you if you were Asian?Well, Sam, I said several times
over the years that I look alittle bit Asian, that I can ask
some Asian in me. I neversaw it myself, but Pat says Filipino,
I'm gonna have to promote this podcastby Robert Asian question mark. I

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do think like maybe I have somelike Native American in me. That's not
what I was saying, but well, that's what I think. That's what
I think. But I'm just kidding. At this time, I did one
of those DNA an ancestry things.I haven't got the results yet. Dude,
Now they're cloning you are there's twelveof you walking around. There's probably

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a Filipino version of you that mightthat there might be better as a risk
of was willing to take and resultsare expected, like mid August mid come
on, guys, you send it, You're on through a thing, you
send it back? How hard isit? Yeah? I didn't. I
just wasn't expecting that the long turnaround. Either, they're expensive, aren't

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they. I got a drink Prime, so it was a little cheaper,
but it's quite not cheap cheap.Yeah, I'm gonna laugh when it comes
back. Robert's that quarter Filipino andquarter Indian or I hope it comes back
like Wheezies did where it just saidsuper mut and that that's not a breed
of dog. It is not abreed of dog. You have to give

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me an answers actually has to havethe highest percentage. Super might is not.
It combined so many different dogs thatit just made a super good girl.
Do you think there's like a supermut human like where the DNA has
a big guy. I don't know. I feel like that's a dangerous question
for me to answer with with InSouth Park where they came back from the

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future, Oh yeah, just eachother. We're fucking our sales. There's
no way they can reproduce. Yeah. I had to get rid of those
goo backs somehow, dude. SouthPark was on the day. That's why
I saw that Landside's commercial. Um. But I feel like they like Commy
Sitch will run south Park because theydon't not air certain episodes and like,

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I will even if I don't reallycare that South parkens on, I will
just keep it on to be like, oh it's that episode they say are
they go? And they let himsay like they say all the stuff.
It was mister Garrison when he transitioned, and it was just like, oh
man, that would not fly today. But like Commyson, just like this
is all, this is all.There are still some it's South Park.

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There's a I'm never upset, I'mnever offended, but it's definitely there's like
oh, like I like, Ilike will look up just because you're not
used to hearing that shit on TVand you're like, oh, okay,
I guess they can. Yeah,this was old, this wasn't now.
Well. I saw an interview withMatt Stone a couple of years ago where
he was someone was asking like,how do you guys just get away with
it? Well, it's kind ofjust like now anybody that complains everyone else

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is like shut up. Man.It's South Park. Like they just are
their own things. So it's likethey get to do whatever the fuck they
want because anybody that's gonna get offendedat it, everybody else will get dude,
shut up it's South Park. That'swhat they do. All they do
is shit on everyone all the time. You can't even be mad at it
because they're equal opportunity. Yeah,it's like Vice though. I felt like

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Vice's Facebook page was like that,where people would just go to the comments
and it's like, if you're reallymad about what Vice posted, then don't
don't comment on it. You're justmad. Like they got you again with
a four year old article that thatmade you mad. So now you're in
the comments, not reading the article, but just going off on people.
Have fun for the rest of theday. Uncle Steve. That's the Internet,

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baby, Yeah it is. Thatis the Internet. That's great and
terrible at the same time. Um, is that that's all you had for
pre comment, Robert. Yeah,I was trying to get a gage of
what you guys thought first before Iget the results. I feel like you're
gonna get Hispanic, Like I don'tknow where in the Histola region. Would

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Yeah, since you know your family, Kyle, you know your immediate family,
pretty good chance. I would sayyour majority of Hispanic, maybe the
Native American, maybe somehow the white. Just for the picture idea for the
week, can we just put Robertin the middle of the who's that Pokemon
thing? What is Robert? Findout next week somebody make us that,

(23:42):
make us that and we'll post itto the social ste if you know where
that. Um. Okay, SoI've like, I feel like all weekend
long and all throughout the week,I've just been adding shit to our little
prep stuff for the PREKM segments.So I'm just gonna kind of try and
run through the list that had hare your glasses are creamy creations? Do

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you guys think you could live offof watermelon alone? I was eating like
shit, had off last week,just was eating like shit. So I
was like, I'm gonna reset andnot have any snacks or anything. So
I just bought fruit. I boughtKiwi, which I did send you guys
the other day. Pat was talkingabout how you can just eat kiwi by
holding it. Absolutely a delight wellnice little treat. It is kind of

(24:26):
messy, so you have like aplate under it if you're doing it inside
or be outside. But yeah,you can definitely just use a spoon and
eat a Kiwi entirely out of that. You gotta be kind of careful because
you scoop too hard. You're gonnabreak the skin of the kiwi, but
if not, it's a good Andat the end you get a nice little
shot of just kiwi juice, whichis dope, right, and dude,

(24:47):
like, it's nice because you canjust take off real thin layer after thin
layer after so it seems like thequwi's lasting forever. See, I don't
take layers. I'm just like,I just do this full scoop like there's
never any skin of it ever.Cherish my kiwis oh too. It's it's
an absolute treat and I've enjoyed eatingone every single day this week since I
got it. But you're welcome.Yeah, So I got kiwies and watermelon,

(25:10):
and I was eating watermelon the otherday and I was just like,
I wonder if, like you,they say, like you can last three
days without water, even though peoplehave lasted like a little bit longer than
that before, Like, could youjust not ever drink water again and only
eat watermelon and live off of it. It's made it says watermelon. It's
in the name. I know thatit's not just made of water, but
it's also like hydrating. I knowthat. I think it's kualas. Don't

(25:33):
drink water, they get it offof like the leaves that they eat they
get the Yeah, but like Imean those also get them fucked up at
the same time. So I feellike Kuala should mix in the water,
right, But I feel like itmight be possible, Like you would not
be able to drink anything at all, you would you would like the only

(25:56):
thing you could drink was like thejuice that like came out of the watermelon.
I feel like you could probably likeI don't know if you could one
live lot of it forever, butlike I think you live for like a
while island and you had no waterand never even got around to making it,
like there was just a billion watermelons, Like could you just like I'm
good for a while? Like didyou ask ten years on just watermelon alone?

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I don't know about ten I don'tknow if the natural sugars or the
watermelon of the watermelon are high enoughto give you diabetes by themselves. That's
just it's just all that sugar allthe time without having regular water to mix
into like even it out. That'smy only concern. But other than that,
yeah, I mean, and youmight run into a problem with protein

(26:44):
deficiency. But like survival wise,Like I feel like you could survive just
the eating water. I think so, I think so. And also if
we're gonna cheat at the game alittle bit, Desert Island, you have
them. If you're cutting them inhalf technic you could catch rain water with
the shell and then you can drinkthat. That's a little hack into this.

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You have like all like every halfone you have, you just have
a billion just fucking like rotting watermelonshells. They're just like ready for rain.
Let's go. Yeah, I havehad idea. Yeah, so I
would like to un ironically be drinkinglike out of a coconut, like when

(27:29):
you like if you really were stuckand you're like, this is weird that
I would normally be on a beachexcited that I was here and relaxing and
now I'm in a very stressful situationand this is my only utense like and
used to put water. Well.Also, the differences on vacation would be
filled with booze and hot water.True, I kind of wish like we
had thought a non alcoholic pena quaidaare you? Are you that kind of

(27:52):
guy? Would you go to thebeach if you were on vacation. I
know we're not vacation guys. Theyou and sand go on on vacation.
Where where would you go, Yoda? Let's let's say a cobo, you're
on the beach, Like would youjust be crushing waters or like would you
be like I want a soda orwould you be like, let's get let's
get to non alcoholic Penya colode asgoing. I think it would be a

(28:15):
mixture of water and soda. Yeah, okay, because they were saying,
like Dak Shepherd was getting shipped onfor saying that he lets his kid drink
non alcoholic beer, and people werelike that, that's not okay. It's
like it's non alcoholic. We usedto buy non alcoholic beer in high school
and try and drink in front ofcops to see if they would hassle us
and be like what's non alcohol Cohadidn't really work, But like, you

(28:37):
can buy non alcoholic beer at anyage, so like, I don't think
there's anything wrong with that. Ialways just have been like, I get
like you don't want you like youdon't want to stand out or whatever,
but like to me, like,do you ever are you ever interested in
the mocktails and stuff, like,I know you didn't really ever drink,
so you're not like a recovering alcoholicor anything. But like there's ever show
like any appeal to you, Likeyou're like, oh, I'm a Pina

(28:57):
coloda looks good, I want thatright now. Mm hmm. Not at
all. Like I was never reallyaround that either, so I didn't get
the desire to want that, LikeI would not alcoholic, highly recommend pin
Claus slap even when they're they're virgin. Yeah, it's it's just a great,

(29:18):
great flavor combo. You don't needthe rum in it at all.
I would highly you should get avirgin penia clot next time you go out,
Robert, you'll be this is adelightful cocon or drinking. I still
treat you should have his first oneon the beach soon. Not the same,
No, I feel like his firstone should definitely be like an Applebee's
Chili's Chili chili Sorry sorry, Chili'sChili's bleep that out, bleep that out

(29:42):
Applebee's fuck them, fuck Applebee's fuckit. H No, Because I always
just like I get like you ifyou want, if you don't drink,
you want to have, like anon alcoholic beer, so it looks like,
you know, I'm fitting in.I've even seen like pregnant pregnant girls
like, oh, it doesn't lookweird. Like it does kind of look
odd that you have a beer andyou're pregnant. But it's not bad if

(30:03):
it's if it not got alcohol init or just that little amount. But
I was, I was like,I don't understand the appeal of non alcoholic
beer to me, because like,beer doesn't taste great unless it's a Southern
star um, but like non alcoholicbeer, it's like, what's the point.
Guys, My mom keeps something inher fridge and I give her shit
every time I go up there.I'm like, Mom, you're irish.

(30:26):
This is disrespectful to the entire lineageof your family before you stop it.
And she she keeps fucking buying them. Halfway through one the other day because
I thought it was Seltzer water.See yeah, there's there's a there's I
haven't heard of a girl. Shewas like, my brother comes over and
he gets just wasted in my house. So I have, like I bought

(30:47):
a six pack of the like Heinekennon alcoholic beer and she was like,
I just will be like, doesn'teven want another drink, and I'll just
pour it to him in pint glassesand I bring him the non alcoholic beer
because he gets rowdy. And she'slike, so after a couple then I
just start mixing in the non alcoholicones kind of balance it out, and
it kind of lets him last alittle bit longer, which I that's actually

(31:07):
really smart if you're just dealing withsomeone else that doesn't know that it's that
it's not alcoholic. But still Ijust don't get the point of it.
But yeah, Robert, not thenon alcoholic beer. But when you go
to Sun and Start you get theawesome happy Elixir that they have. There's
no alcohol. It's not even tryingto claim to be alcohol either. It's
not nonco anything. It's hoppy waterand it's awesome. Robert loves that you

(31:30):
can get at grocery stores and getthe Happy Elixir from suthern Start Brewing Company.
Okay, what else did I have? Narcissists really really saw a thing
on narcissism um and not a thing. But like every chick on TikTok calls
like they're ex or any dude thatlike wronged them a narcissist. Like when

(31:51):
it's like living with a narcissist.My ex husband was mean to me and
he would say these things and hewould do this stuff and you gaslight and
you would do that. And it'slike I'm not saying that narcissists are not
real and I'm not saying that theydon't exist. I myself am a narcissist,
but like there's thousands of TikTok's andlike posts about like the top five,

(32:13):
top ten not narcissistic tendencies, andlike it's one of those things where
like horoscopes, like if you justkeep listing something, you're gonna get to
one and be like I may starta new path. Huh, I'm applying
for a job. I may thatmaybe that's what that's that's what that's talking
about. And it's like where youcan kind of just convince yourself that that's

(32:34):
what that is. Like every listI see, like there's so many that
there's not like the five key factorsand a narcissist. Like I googled like
traits of a narcisist, and whenyou when you say, like traits of
a narcissist is the first thing thatpops up on Google is like a suggested
like, let's finish this, andlike there's lists of like seventeen traits of
a narcissist, the thirteen traits anda narcissist, the nine traits and a

(32:58):
narcissist, the seven bigest traits anda narcissist. And it's like there's not
like a set list. It's oneof those things where you can just keep
adding to it to where you canconvince anybody that your X was a narcissist
because one of these boxes was checked. I bet you, like what ten
percent of the guys being accused inthose tiktoks actually are and most of the

(33:20):
girls and those I think the guysa narcissist because it was just like,
well, he didn't give me allof the attention all the time. There's
definitely some still have your own fuckinglife, But I think you can be
narcissistic at times without being a narcissist. Oh yeah, And it's just it's
the current buzzword, like what wasit that really it was gaslight? Now

(33:42):
it's narcissist. Well, but narcissistictendencies one of the first ones is they
gaslight you all the time, whichis like, so you're just this is
just gaslighting, So you're just addingone new thing. But um, just
let's stop doing that. Let's stopdoing that. Let's stop making eighty D
like like just acting like it's thebiggest fucking hindrance in your entire life.

(34:05):
Oh my god, it's time blindness. Time blindness is like a real thing.
It's not people are like, no, but I have a d D.
I like, I have such abad problem like keeping up with schedules
and and the time. And it'slike but like you you can use that
to be like, yeah, I'mbad at like get into family functions on
time whatever, But like you can'tuse that and argue with your boss.
But why I have time by blindness? It's like no, no, no,

(34:25):
Because like you have these things calledalarms, and you have this thing
called a GPS, and you cantype in the address of anywhere you want
to go. Well, sometimes likeI don't have a good job. I
don't do a good job about likecalculating how long it takes me to get
to where I need to be.It's like we'll just type it into the
GPS and it'll tell you exactly howI'll wake up. Just wake up fifteen
minutes earlier, because guess what,it's not going to kill you if you're
early. But it's not because youhave add that you're bad at getting places

(34:46):
in time. It's because you're usingit as an excuse. There's so much
stuff that's just like, okay,I can't I didn't do this. We'll
let me find an excuse I canuse. Its pat being like, sorry,
I shaved my head. Why didthat make you late? How can
that made you not get this orderout? Well? Sorry, just shave
my head. You know that isno I did. Well, you don't

(35:09):
understand. How can you be notunderstand? I don't fun. I have
ADD f head eighty since I waslike five years old. I like literally
legitimately, I've been on riddling oradderall or or some sort of something to
treat add since ADD eighty eight Dsince I was like five years old.
It does like it affects your life, but like it's not the biggest hindrance
in the world. Really don't haveit. Maybe you don't have it as

(35:30):
bad as other people. Shut thefuck up, dude, Just learn how
to manage it. Like that's howlike everybody's life is like now, I
feel like so many people are justlike, oh, somebody was meaning me.
It's not because I did this,It's because they're a narcissist. Oh
I can't make it a place.Sometimes it's not because like I'm just not
paying attention and I was lazy andI slept in and I didn't want to
do this. It's because they haveadd It's like, just you don't always

(35:50):
have to have an excuse for everything. As somebody that does try and find
responsibilities. You don't have to dothat and just don't use that. Narcissists.
This needs like a go to don'tdo that. It's it drives me
nuts because now people will talk aboutit and be like, it's a debilitating
disease. You know how, I'massuming this is exactly how it went for
you, because it's how it wentfor me. I found out that I

(36:10):
went and got tested whatever ADD andADHD like, okay, well take this,
no not that, thank god,dodge that bullet. Uh. But
then they go take this medication.You're like, what's it gonna do.
Oh, it's just gonna help youfocus better. Guess what? Did it
just help me focus better. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't And when

(36:31):
I didn't take it, it wasn'ta debilitating fucking crisis on my life.
It's just like, oh no,I do notice that I'm able to pay
better attention one on using the medication, and then sometimes and then when I
don't still pay attention, I justget distracted easier without it. Doesn't mean
I still can't pay good enough attention. I very much still rely on it.

(36:53):
Where like when it's extremely noticeable,but if you get it anymore,
and I would have justed after likea week, it would suck, but
like, yeah, I'd get it, would have jus you deal. Like
if anyone in my life ever waslike, yeah I have a disability,
I have a d D. II would have punched him, but i'd

(37:15):
I'd smack him across the face.People always like, how do you stay
fan, Alex. It's not azempic. It's not any of these hip
hip drugs the kids are using thesedays, five years old, and its
suppressed my appetite NonStop. It's solike that's the most noticeable thing. Last
week not taking it every day waslike I think I took it Wednesday that
was the only day I took atallwhen I did the podcast, and I

(37:38):
was just like, stopped munching.I felt like I was just stoned the
whole week, and I wasn't stonedthe entirety of the week. I was
just like, I want some chips. I don't want this. Maybe I'll
go back and get some more chips. Oh, there's candy here, I'm
gonna eat that. Like, whatare you doing? All you've done is
just grazed the entire fucking day andyou had lunch and then kept grazing,
Like it's just like when my bodydoes. I was like, oh,

(37:59):
we should Yeah, see a lotyou need? Yeah, I do have,
VA don't need. We're good.I do know. Really, maybe
I should should start taking it againcalled intermittent fasting these days, I believe
it does. If I'm at workand it's slow, that's the ultimately,
Like, that's the worst place inthe world you can be and be hunger

(38:20):
like and be bored. Also isworking in a restaurant. Oh look at
all this food that I'm allowed tojust walk by take as I want.
Yeah, yeah, it's slow,we're bored. I mean eating three slices
of bacon, no problem. Yeah, the Delhi at our old place used
to be in the basement, soyou get to go all the way down
there, and now it's on thesame floor that the radio station is.

(38:42):
And so like when you go tothe rescue, you can see in the
Delhi and like you can see theirspecials and you're like, oh, fucking
moveing sandwiches especial today. Thank theseguys say no, don't do that.
Mine will be like I'll walk throughthe back. Oh, here's a cute
cover with some hot sauce on it, Like, oh, a piece of
cauliflower that I dunked in house stressing. And then oh a piece of bacon.

(39:04):
Oh a biscuit that I dipped intofucking gumbo. It's just like I
have all these combos. This fuckingfly in this room right now was driving
me absolutely insane. But that episodeof Breaking bad to fly but yeah,
dangerous place to be bored. Isthat my job? Meat balls, meat

(39:29):
balls just covered in mozzarella red pepperflakes. I hope people are like really
hungry on their way to work rightnow and they're hearing that, Like you
set up a pitch um, howmany times do you all like, fuck
shit up. And then you're like, well, I guess you might as
well eat it. And it's likea whole thing. Like if you're like,
oh, we love that chicken ontoo long, let's just uh,

(39:52):
let's split it now. Um No. I mean if you leave the chicken
on too long, it's gonna bedry and tough. Nobody's gonna want to
eat that. That's how chicken works, Alex. But I mean if it's
free chicken, I don't care.If it's a little tough, I don't
get shit. I mean, yeah, like it's something, but thanks something

(40:12):
you might not want to serve dolike a customer. But you're like,
we're gonna like, I'm not gonnathrow out this. It's time, gonna
make two orders of chili shrimp thatthey make three. You're like, you'll
wait a minute, hope one comesin. It doesn't, and you either
just tell the kitchen to eat itor they're like give it to the servers,
let them meet. It happens allthe time. That's awesome. This
is where it goes. They're like, oh, fuck, they messed up

(40:34):
and made an extra wedge salad.Dope. No, the girls can all
pick on that in the back,and I don't have to have them ask
me every thirty minutes. Can Iorder food? No, we're in the
middle of our shift right now,not at this moment. Wake up fifteen
minutes earlier and go to fucking McDonald's. There you go, except I usually

(40:57):
just say yeah, I don't giveorder your food, just pay attention to
your tables. I think we gotthere from could you Survive off of Watermelon?
We're forty minutes into the pre kindof segment. Let me kill what
else is last thing? Last thing? I'll go, I'll go, Ye,
narcis. We were talking narcissists.We already did the narcissists bit.
Last thing I had had a businessidea. I think this might be the
one. This might be the one. Rice quakes, rice quakes, great

(41:24):
name, right quakes? You hadmy attention. Now you have my curiosity.
I think I got that. Ithink I got that backwards shit either
way, had my curiosity. Nowyou've got my attam. Okay, so
a business idea. It's called ricecakes. Rice it's called rice quakes.

(41:46):
That's my business idea. And ricequakes are just crunchy your rice cakes.
Hold on, so you got onme earlier for trying to do manscaping ideas,
and you're like, that business alreadyexists, and now your whole business

(42:07):
models. Hey, let's make thething that already exists. Just overcook it
so it's crispy. This crunch here. I don't know how we make it
crunchyer. We just make it crunchier, and then you get the quake with
every bite twice twice earlier I cameup with ideas and you said, no,

(42:28):
that already exists, and then you'regonna hit me with a product that
already exists. Did you not seethis interaction coming? M pat It's got
a cool name, though, ricequakes. So did Men's Crafters for Dildo's.
I forgot that way better than twothere. It was way better than

(42:51):
that, I think. And here'sthe thing. If you're gonna call it
rice quakes, that it has tonot just be crunchy, but audibly crunchy.
That's that's a commercial commercier rights itselflike, oh no, it's a
rice quake, but have a grayand you're just like what And it's like
kids like, oh no, giveme another one. They're so good and

(43:20):
kind of healthy, kind of healthy, right, I think rice cakes are
healthy. I would imagine they're notunhealthy. I mean, yeah, I
guess it's just like rice and airmostly so it can't be that bad.
I don't know, dude, it'sjust gonna it's gonna be annoying when it's
lap. I'm in. I'm inon this one. Not a rice cake,

(43:43):
it's a rice quake. Also,I feel like this is just we're
making all friend rice cakes. That'sabsolutely absolutely we're doing, but like,
no, exact same thing. Ricecakes isn't owned by anybody. Yeah,
I mean that's probably the m Yeah, they're cakes made of rice, like
the fucking the oatmeal guy doesn't ownthe rights to rice cakes. And then

(44:07):
we'll make rice quakes treats cereal andwe'll just yeah, and then broke actually
verbal trademark, verbal trademark on verbaltrademark on rice rice quakes. Quaker would
be so fucking pissed. Quaker wouldbe so fucking pissed because we kind of
used their name, but we didn'tuse their name. I just want rice

(44:28):
Chrispy treats cereal now, Okay,hear me out, hear me out,
Marshmallow rice quakes Crispy Cakes. Thoseare the rice quakes because they got the
extra snap, the extra crackle,the extra pop rice quakes, marshmallow rice
quakes, but it's just Chrispy.Like Rice Crispy Quakes is like who we

(44:50):
would do a deal with after wegot hot, after we were right in
the tree. You loved you lovedrice Quakes, the original. Now we've
partnered them and we're gonna do RiceKrispy Quakes. It's like a rice Krispy
dweak, but it quakes and it'sgot like the snap crack, one pop,
Like whoa. I feel like Randyis there that the way you've pitched

(45:16):
that just sounded like I was listeningto that right before Rugrats came back from
commercial. It's gonna that was akid that That was a nineties Nickelodeon commercial
if I've ever heard one that's andit made me happy kind of what I'm
what I'm going for, because like, kids, don't forget the Rice Crispi
Quakes, Mom, Mom, canwe get race Chrispy Quakes. I want

(45:38):
to get Rice Krispy Quakes at thestore and then you bite into them and
be like it's gonna make an earthquake, and then we would start that whole
like myth as a kid, likeif I bite into it doesn't really make
an earthquake, and it'll be asstupid as like the step on the crack,
break your Mama's back kind of thing, where I'm pretty sure I'm not
gonna bring my mom's back, butI kind of one to bite it.

(46:00):
I don't think there's gonna ben arthquake. Do I see the brain newtrons are
firing right now. Uh. Wemake a chocolate one, all right,
the Harlem quake, and then wehave everyone doing the Harlem shake in the
commercial for it. Thank get usin trouble. Oh you know, yeah,

(46:22):
I had Harlem Shake, Harlem Quakein my head, but then as
I heard, yeah, that's notnever mind scratch you want did you want
to release in February too? Didyou want to just put it out in
February? Okay, okay, becausethat would just be funny. No,
we would get canceled so fast,right, Harlem quakes, We're February only,

(46:53):
and then we just have rainbow ricequakes. I see it, Breast
cancer awareness rice quakes. They're justpink. Oh yeah, I mean that
you can just do though NFL didwhere we just we say it's for awareness
and we just keep all the moneypink. We didn't really give at it.

(47:15):
We just kept it. We havegreen ones in March for Saint Patty's
Day that just tastes like jamison.No, what's that Military Appreciation Month quakes?
It's gonna taste like an MRI.It's just it's just a regular rice
quake still, but it comes likean MRI packaging thing. It's just got

(47:36):
packaging around it. It's no.But then yeah, then the thing is
camo. It's got nuts in itto make it crunchy air. So the
nuts kind of like blending with thegreen. We find out how to make
it green and then it's just likegreen brown. Since the green camo,
when's Chinese New Year February? Thatif we just serve it with sweet and
sour sauce. I see again,really this is getting in We're gonna get

(48:04):
in trouble territor right. See ifI were on reality TV, like they
would go back and they would findthis episode of the podcast, like when
I if they ever invite me toa fucking mayoral debate, which I saw.
There's one happening. I was notgiven an invite. I was not
even like they didn't even include himin the fucking the disrespect that the media
is giving me, a fucking registeredcandidate, an absolutely fucking valid registered candidate,

(48:27):
the fact that I'm not showing upas also a candidate, Like,
you can't just pick your favorites,guys, can't just pick your favorites.
You gotta throw all the candidates upthere. Bullshit. And I'm fucking like
fucking Sheila Sheila jacksonally just getting introll like, oh, by the way,
she got a dead person doing anythinglike a forty billion dollars or whatever
it was. And then the otherdude to try I don't even care because
I don't care about him. Fuckthat guy, Like we just like,

(48:50):
let's talk about them and not atall be like, oh, also,
this guy that hasn't done any ofthat has literally literally like asked for zero
dollars for his campaign. Let's nottalk about that guy. He's just a
regular guy. It's just self financed. Yeah, another self financed campaign that
people bitched about a lot. Donnie, I was just gonna stay silent.

(49:19):
What if we just moved on anddidn't go back to that at all.
All right, fine, if thatwas in sensive, they're gonna find that
and be like, first, misterMiddleton, um, let's play this clip
real fast from your your past theRavy podcast. Is it okay? And
it's like, oh, we coulddo it during black and it's like fine,
fine, then let's give you acounter clip right here, Robert,

(49:39):
No, that that's what should AsianNew Year be. Let's go to the
expert. What should the rice quakeflavor be? Go to the expert?
Me, yeah, yeah, wedon't know yet. Jerry is still out.
He hasn't got assess results back.You're taking a test to see if

(50:01):
you're Asian. That's kind of funnyto say, like a real lied to
me my whole life, not thelike five questions answer to see if you're
really Asian. Rob It's like I'mjust gonna say, my blood, do
you send blood or semen? We'reboth you mix it together. It looks

(50:23):
like a peppermint. Oh my god, as long as you don't mix in
the stool sample. Oh yeah,yeah, that would just be that's a
mess. Basically, got gentleman.At that point, you know what,

(50:45):
Jenkins, I do not look fermentedpissing ship. I'm looking. Yeah,
people would just pissing ship in likea can and cover it, let it
ferment under their bed, and thenyou open it and you can get high
off the fumes. Allegedly. Idon't think you really can. I think
that was just a rumor and thenthey got people to do that so they

(51:07):
would then smell. That was Ithink that was the prank. It was
like, did you really just smellyour own piss? And shit, you
fucking loser, get your high,gets you high. I don't want to
get high that way, man,I don't want to get highlight that.
I'm cool. But rice quakes,though, we're in on rice quakes,
not the specialty months necessarily all monthsto be equal to us. Wow,

(51:32):
I guess at I was gonna say. I guess you would say all months
matter. Huh, who's problematic?Now? Yeah? I mean I just
like we didn't want to strip conjuris, but just like I think rice quakes
is a win. I have aquake tasting day. You'd say that,

(51:52):
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(55:15):
Pat You're moving this week? Yeah, but not using movers. Yeah.
God damn it, dude, whatdid we say. I'm cheap and
I didn't really even want to lookinto doing And it's actually not that bad.
All that's happened is I'm stealing mywork fan for a couple of days.
And it's one of the like,not the very biggest size of those

(55:37):
Ford transit vans, but it's abig size one. So I'm just gonna
go room by room. You letyour siblings convince you. No, My
sister would have been down for ittoo. My brother doesn't watch. It
wasn't even that. It just keptgetting closer and I never did anything about
it. That's what we have.The movers work for the government. I

(55:58):
don't want to see in my house. Why would I spend money for something
that I myself can physically accomplish.Wooly Andrew, because they'll do it in
one eighth of the time. Hewould have loved it. You could pay
him in cash his only option.But no, I mean, it's really
it's not it's not that bad.And also the good thing about it is

(56:22):
I feel like since I've been golfingand stuff lately and going outside and doing
things, I'm getting my body acclimated, the heat's not even really bothering me
anymore. Plus it's it might justbe that it's been ninety five to one
hundred and five every day for threeand a half fucking weeks now, so
my body has become acclimated, Soit's not so bad. It's not bad.

(56:44):
Plus I found out I'm moving aboutone point three miles away from my
GM, so I'm gonna make himcome over and carry some fucking heavy shit
too. Oh so you got Yeah, you're just gonna have wrote other people
and you're moving for you. No, I really, actually no, I'm
actually not. It's gonna be memy brother moving this entire fucking house.
God, you're gonna hate it somuch. Yeah, yeah, it's gonna

(57:07):
be way worse. She hired themovers. It's gonna suck. But you
know, I think last thing I'lldo is just everything that I don't I'm
gonna pile up in the driveway andjust set on fire. Please do that.
I'm pretty sure the neighbors will bereal chill about that. They won't
be your neighbors anymore. There's stillgood people. I'm not trying to damage

(57:28):
their property. I'm not trying todamage this property. The guy was cool
to us for five years. Justgo buy with the hose and just spread
down and put it doing the driveway, burning the driveway. That's what I
said. I thought, you justbeen in the front yard like a fire
does its bread. Nah. ThatAnd I've been told my brother for like
five fucking days and the god damnyard it's so long, you bother doing

(57:52):
it? Yes, so you canmove out of it. It's really high,
and my name is still on thelease. We'll just be like,
I don't know. It must haverained or something will be after I said,
I like, if I if Ihated my landlord, I want to
think I was always good to us. I don't. I don't want to
make him have to come in throughand hire somebody to fucking clean up all

(58:14):
the fucking backyard before he shows themoney you would have spent on movers to
do that. No, they're definitelynot doing that. Actually, that's that's
how I'm gonna get injured about it. I'mnna, dude. If you don't
just do this tomorrow, I'm gonnahire a crew that's gonna come in on
Friday that and then you should juston on moving day. Just tell him

(58:35):
you're gonna just hire a crew unlesshe moves it, and then just he'll
move the whole house. Like tired, dude, Why don't I call I'll
call the movers. You look tired. No, No, I can keep
carrying this. I'm fine. Imight have to hide all the edibles and
ship that day. No, don'tsit down, don't do it. No,
don't do not. I'm gonna callthe movers. I'll call him.

(59:00):
Yeah, moving that sucks. I'llget more into it later. But not
apparently, but there are certain thingsthat are could become problematic. Um.
Also back this week is the letterX, because Twitter is changing its name

(59:20):
to X even though it's still likeTwitter, and um, yeah, I
don't know. There was a wholething. I feel like people were freaking
out. I think it's stupid.X doesn't sound as cool as Twitter,
doesn't sound as cool as Twitter,and they're like I think apparently when you
send the tweets now, they shouldbe referred to as x's, which sounds
way stupider because it's like it justsounds like you're like texting your X.

(59:44):
Oh, it's it's called a tweet. Tweet, It's a tweet. It's
always been a tweet. It soundedstupid and like two thousand and eight when
we started doing this shit, it'sWe're used to it. It's in it's
in our lingo. Don't call themxes. There's only one positive that can
come from the US, and it'sthat as Twitter continues to roll out more

(01:00:04):
of a video format that they're movingtowards two, they can have a commercial
that's like whether you want uh,like written feed, video or news in
any way, X, go andgive it to you. That's the only
positive that can come from this.If they don't use that, yeah,
failure. They shouldn't change any ofit anyway, because it's it's called Twitter.

(01:00:28):
They're called tweets, right. It'slike, are you responding to threads,
because like, threads is ripping offTwitter and threads Twitter had threads,
threads. Threads is two months awayfrom shutting down. It's not nice shut
down because it's powered by Facebook.They just like, i've i've I post
on threads they post my beds.I read something you just get like there's

(01:00:50):
like no interaction. What's that?Yeah, I think I've read something like
it was like three or four daysago that said daily active users was down
seventy scent from one from its peak. Yeah, so it's down to like
that's the user base is down tothirty percent of people who just got and
the peak was like three days intoit launching. Everyone got it immediately,

(01:01:13):
and then we was just like,this is pointless in this. Stop you
give it another month. It's goingto be down to like fifteen percent user
base because they're not going to keeprunning that. There's no difference than Twitter
really, and except that they werelike, well you can't say certain mean
things and it's like okay, cool, like those people, this is fine
for you then man, but likemost people, but I want to be
able to stay idiot and not getin trouble. There wasn't a big backlash

(01:01:36):
too, because I saw someone said, uh, it's like that one and
this actually as I said that loudcould be fake as shit. But if
your thread got banned, it's attachedto your Instagram, so your Instagram would
get banned too, and people werelike, well, I don't even want
to chance that. That does seemlike a brilliant rumor that Twitter could have
started though, Yeah, corporate warfare, baby, no it. I don't

(01:01:59):
know. The X is a coollooking letter. I would say we're power
ranking letters, but it's called Twitter. I've it's called Twitter right now.
I have like twenty five letters.I think X would probably be top three,
if not number one. It's probablymy one one. But going to
X and then also also thinking howmany dudes are like never gonna get on,

(01:02:22):
Like if your girls around you,you're not gonna. I'm gonna type
in X and the search bar realquick, what other websites? Websites are
popping up bomb when you hit X. But anybody that is still using the
search bar to look up porn definitelyhe's using like doctor Go where it doesn't
save any of your ship, notthe search bar. But that's what you're

(01:02:45):
not gonna You're not gonna type inX, you just have the Twitter app.
I just feel like it's risky.I mean it is risk com can't
really goot X dot com can't.Yeah, I don't know. Um anybody
freaked out about it and like itwill show up is like X sometimes when

(01:03:05):
I get on, they obviously havenot finished the rebrand. But I haven't
even seen the Only thing I've seenabout it is people saying that there is
a rebranding too X. I stillhaven't even seen any bit about it.
All I still see is the fuckingbird. I just like I think the
people that try and like dunk onit, but like are dunking on Twitter
on Twitter, but you're using thoseare but like you're doing the thing on

(01:03:32):
the app that you're bitching. Okay, there's only one dude that I follow,
but he's still constantly talk. Eversince you took over, this app
is shit. It sucks now,it's no good and like I have noticed
literally zero difference. There's small differencesand stuff. And I guess we Robert
and I probably use Twitter differently thanyou do where we use it for work

(01:03:52):
times too. I think this guyis the smaller change is in it.
But like like the the well,ever since Elon took over, Twitter is
kind of turning into um the guy. Like two and a half years after
COVID was like, all right,guys, I finally got it. I
got the COVID and then they likedocumented day by day how it was with

(01:04:15):
COVID. It's like, no,a lot of other people already have it
now we don't care anymore. Thatsucks. Hope you get better, but
we don't really care anymore. Youdon't need a document for us. It's
like that's the equivalent of like,ever since Elon took it over, here's
how this has gotten works. It'slike, ry, did we get it?
That was? That was last month'stake. Just move on. That's
why it's just that and that's whatit is. It's people that like use

(01:04:35):
it for work that are bitching aboutit, But most most people on Twitter
are like me, They're like,nothing has changed. What the fuck are
you talking? We don't care.Sometimes you're trying to sketch face. Oh
yeah no. And if it's foryour job, yeah it sucks. But
most people don't hack actually have likehave to use social media in a like

(01:04:55):
a workplace environment or workpace uses.I guess would be a better way to
say it. And if it doesn'taffect them, people don't give a shit.
I don't give a ship because itdoesn't affect me. They just took
my two factor authentication for maybe youdon't pay for it. That's a fuck.
Oh I'm still getting this amazing toolfor free. Fuck slightly less less

(01:05:21):
awesome now though, but the fullawesome version. I could pay for it,
but I would like to do that. Yeah, well, does does
your job not pay for a checkmark for you? I would think they
would because you're immediate company. Haveyou asked? I have not, because

(01:05:47):
right now it's weird On Twitter,We're like, would I've noticed? It's
like people get dunked on that havethe blue checkmark. Now like, oh,
this fucking idiot pays for Twitter?Like fuck, I don't ever want
anybody have that response. But alsobut that everybody my company, my company
pays for it, and They'll belike, yeah, right, you're lying,
and I'm like I proved that them. I can't surely receipt. No,

(01:06:08):
but everyone in media has the builtin there's like, no, it's
literally for my job. I workin media. This is for my job.
There's features that make it easier forme to do my job. Did
we just figure out a way tomake I R pay for all of our
stuff? Yes, dude, you'retoo Yeah, they just buddy, they
don't. No, Robert, let'snot for you for Alex maybe no,
not for me. You're an onair personality. I am oh no no

(01:06:33):
no no no no no no nono no. I get this guy's twitter.
I get it. But maybe ifyou ask, they're like Ryan Tecrest,
we're gonna do that for you cango fuck yourself, whoever the fuck
you are Middleton in Houston. I'mjust I'm maybe I'm just saying get Rodd
asked show off. It took himforty minutes to figure out how to gets

(01:06:56):
back on air the other day,So I don't think we were off air,
like we couldn't. Our microphones atthe radio station where you talk did
not work because they wouldn't. Likethere was a whole fucking technical thing,
and it was like it took themforty minutes figure that out. They're not
gonna be worried about it. Weshould we pay for this kid's Twitter?
Well, what did you guys do? Did you just like tweet through it?

(01:07:19):
We are luckily we are not atalk we are we talk in the
morning, but like we're not astraight talk station all day. So we
just played music. Like if ifit was like a sports station, you
just kind of have to figure somethingout, which is not usually great,
and you should have just been like, oh, I kept tweeting updates,
you know, for my job.You know the fan base that there you

(01:07:43):
go, you know, we tweetthrough stuff. Think about that kind of
promoting the show on here. Maybeyou should give me the checkmark to boost
the boost because that does boost interactionsand shit, I'm pretty sure does help.
Yeah, the letter X that's backbecause Twitter is rebranding. Also back
this week is training camp because NFLteams are reporting to training camp this week.

(01:08:05):
I caught myself this morning doing thething that I always make jokes about
where Daniel Jones back to back timeshit Daran Waller in the red zone on
a seven on zeven drill for atouchdown. One of the one of them
was like a insane grab by DarrenWaller, and I was just like,
fuck, yeah, fuck, We'regonna score so many touchdowns. And I
was even kind of just like trolltweeting it, like Daniel Jones super Bowl

(01:08:27):
season back on, like we're backhere now, Oh, greatest team in
the world, super Bowl or bust. And it's just like I watched five
plays that people had tweeted out fromtraining camp today and I was like,
fucking Giants, We're not gonna evergo was a game. We're gonna score
a million points, never gonna losea game. Dani Waller is probably gonna
have the leading tight nally this year. Sake Quan's gonna fucking run from billion

(01:08:47):
yards awesome, but training camps fuckingback, which means you get holdouts,
you get new contracts. I sawa bunch of linemen were getting paid.
Sake On Barkley didn't sign a deal, so fucky everybody else does shipping On
stake On Barkley. He's back,He's back from school. Nine hundred thousand
more dollars. Yeah, it's likelike play play on the franchise tag for

(01:09:09):
for ten thousand dollars this year.Couldn't even give him an extra mill not,
couldn't even make it an extra millWe'll give you nine hundred thousand more.
Yeah, for eleven mills. Youplayed on a one year DEDO.
He's like, all right, done, okay, sick dude, I'm glad
he's back. Glad. It's nighta distraction. And the Giants also signed
like their best defensive lineman, probablytop five defensive linemen in the league.

(01:09:30):
Dextra Lirence and then Andrew Thomas,who I would say the top five offensive
tackle in the league right now.But yeah, it's been awesome being Giants
fan, being like, oh,everybody was shipping on the GMS for not
signing people, and we just signedlike our biggest guys, so we're good.
But training camp is back and it'sfucking awesome just watching all that shit
and like the stuff that you don'treally care about, like Dan Campbell doing
up downs with the team. You'relike, hell, yeah, damar Hamlin.

(01:09:53):
He's back on the field finally forthe first time since the that that
incident, and like just seeing allthe little storylines, it's none of it
matters. None of it matters.You can convince yourself, like Deshaun Watson
through the greatest five yard by analleged sex offender. Um, that was
what the Browns were saying. Theywere like, this is the best pass

(01:10:14):
ever by I don't know, No, I was gonna say an oj one.
But he wasn't a sex offender,just a murderer. Alleged murderer.
Sure was acquitted, was acquitted.The glove did not fit. Sure he
was acquitted. That is fact thatis factual. Um, But yeah,
training camps are back and then Idon't know why. I was watching something

(01:10:36):
about brock Purty forty nine Ers trainingcamp. He got cleared to play their
quarter their quarterback, and uh,I just it dawned. I mean that
the forty nine ers should not beallowed to have a fifty two man roster
unless they change their name. Butyou can't be the forty nine ers and
get a fifty two man roster.You get a forty nine man roster.
Not that different, but like,you can't be the forty nine ers.

(01:10:58):
Didn't expect a fifty two man roster. That's on you. You named yourself
that you're looking at me like anidiot. You look at me like an
idiot. I would also be willingto give the Philadelphia seventy six or seventy
six man roster. You're proud ofyourself. I just really, you woke
up today and you had that writtendown and you're like killed it. It

(01:11:23):
may it makes sense, just like, don't be the forty nine two man
on your roster. You know,only one of the most iconic. Hey,
you know what, cowboys shouldn't beable to play with it if they
don't have cowboy hats on Huh,you're not named after a number. Packers
aren't wearing hard hats. If you'repacking material, you're probably in an area
where you need a hard at onHuh, you can't pract a number.

(01:11:45):
And then not having lions don't evenhave tails? What the fuck are we
doing? Guys? They should addtales to their new jerseys though, like
the pants, they should have atail going down the back. CJ.
Stroud not from Texas, Get themoff the Texans. He's not a bull.
Euston Texans is such a fucking stupidname too, isn't it? It

(01:12:11):
is dumb. I had to picka second team there, the Texans.
I roved the Texas. Whatever theydon't have an outcome I can affect on
the Giants. But also it's it'sgreat Texans doesn't sounds Yeah, Euston Texans
doesn't sound as dumb as it is. When you think about the name,
be like it is just the Houstonpeople that live in Texas is really what
the Texans are? Really it shouldhave been the Houston Roughnecks and we should

(01:12:34):
have stolen the oil Derek fucking logoback and just change our We could have
went with the fucking just black andred that the Gamblers war in Houston way
back in the day, kept theoil Derek and then just yeah, I
know what I'm saying, this iswhat they should have done. And then
just straight up cucked the Titans outof being able to keep using the fucking

(01:12:56):
old school oiler uniforms because we alreadyhave that. But yeah, um,
I don't know Texas, but theTexans doesn't. Like when you just say
used in Texans, it sounds cool, like yeah, literation of it,
but like when you think about it, it's silly. This is from a
guy that's team is the Giants becausethe New York City is giant, We're

(01:13:18):
a space. We should have donesomething with that, Texans. And also
like Texans was a team name before, so I get I get the reasoning,
but when you think about the Texans, like what does that name mean?
What does that really mean? Likelike, I uh, the Columbus
blue Jackets is always fun to explainto people in hockey because they're like,
well, what is like blue jackets? I've heard of like yellow jackets.

(01:13:41):
There's no such thing as a bluejackets an insect. It is like,
no that's what they the Union soldiersthat were stationed in Columbus, Ohio,
they call them blue jackets, whichis like a cool historic thing you like.
I like when you learn shit likethat, like the hokeis you have
to like go look up. Whatthe fuck is a hokey? How is
that relevant to Virginia Tech Ohio stateguys? What is that state flower?
Okay, it's kind of stupid,but I thought a bugeye was a nut,

(01:14:05):
So it's like a nut. It'sa nut. That's like a flower,
right, flowers aren't nuts. Aseed maybe could be a seed.
It's not I could have just saidnothing. We would not have wasted this

(01:14:28):
last thirty seconds. Yeah, that'sstupid. Training camps back and Giants are
probably gonna super Bowl because it's trainingcamp, and I'm condancing myself that.
Um also back this week is givinga hoot. Giving a Hoot is back
this week, um speaking, theTitans throwing their their oilers throwbacks jerseys.

(01:14:49):
They unveiled those this week, andpeople in Houston like lost their ship with
hot barrier. You shouldn't be ableto wear this. People were waiting in
on it. And then um JohnMcLean, who's a Hall of Famer.
I don't know if you know that. He doesn't wear the hat all the
time. He doesn't mention that he'sa hall of Fame. Usually doesn't leave
the general with John mcclin put somerespect on his name. He was in

(01:15:10):
the longest yard, Yes he was. Mentions that in just about every conversation
too. And I feel like you'renot putting respect on his name anymore.
I'm not. I love John McClean. I didn't grow up like when I
moved here. He was just kindof like the I'm the man that tails

(01:15:30):
your hell, and he is andI know everything, and I'm like,
I mean, you stay a lotof cliche takes. He is aren't really
going out of his limb, butin fact, like you're going out in
a limb. A lot of timesI see him differently. I see him
as lead gentlemanly Uh what is thebest one like scholar. He's the gentlemanly
scholar of Houston sports writers. Regardlesshe Uh what did he tweak? Though?

(01:15:57):
He said the Tennessee Oilers. Ifyou want to try and do it,
should you try and do it witha McClean accent? Do you think
you can do no, you do. Put the tweet up though while we're
like like posting in the video here, but I'm not gonna try to do
the accent. I can't. Butthe Tennessee Oilers wore oilers uniforms in ninety
seven and ninety eight their first twoseasons in Nashville. Nobody in Houston gave

(01:16:20):
a hoot. In ninety nine,they were renamed Titans and got a new
stadium, practice facility and uniforms thatincluded some I think that's supposed to say
Columbia blue, Columnia blue, butyes it's Columbia. Oh yeah. Nobody
in Houston gave a hoot. Theydo now, And I quote tweeted that

(01:16:43):
almost immediately and said, Houston,how many hoots do you give about the
Titans wearing oilers unis because I thinkwe should start using hoots as a measure
of like good or bad, likehow many hoop? But like what is
the good amount of hoots? Idon't know, just the more hoots the
better. So I was like,in the amount of hoots, Houston,
how do you feel and um,Chris Gordy at Chris Gordy said twelve hoots,

(01:17:04):
which I felt like should have beenmore hoots. Um, Mikey said
kind of disrespectful in my opinion.I said, I'm gonna need to know
your opinion on the amount of hootsthat you give. Here's a thousand hoots.
Um. Then William tried to giveme another explanation. I was like,
right, but how many hoots doyou give about it? He said,
he doesn't give a hoot, sohe does not give it's zero hoots.

(01:17:26):
Um at gcep Two thousand and foursays zero hoots. And then Corey
Black had a Tootsie role commercial thathe posted. Um, So, not
everybody weighing inner hoots, but Ithink like we need to start being like,
well, how many hoots do youget? Though? Really like Robert,
what do you how many hoots doyou give about the oilers? Are
about the Titans using oilers to backs? Are you about? I would assume
zero hoots, you would be correct, it would be zero hoots. You

(01:17:50):
don't have to give any hoots becauseI give all the hoots. How many
hoots do you give? Pat,because that's I give all of the hoops.
You have to give me a number, new Marra, how many of
them? How many do you havethe single hoot that I have or had,
I give them. I need aspecific number as they're creating, like

(01:18:12):
I give those two. No,here's what it is though. Yeah,
as the vanity here didn't give ashit. People didn't give a shit.
They were mad that the team left, and they were mad at Bud Adams
being a cheap fuck. Except no, the city actually should have stepped in
and help build the stadium. Canwe just quick quick sidebar though? How

(01:18:33):
crazy it is that Houston, Texasdidn't have a professional football team at the
turn of the century. That's fuckingnuts. Yeah, but but yeah,
no, once we did get ateam back, Yeah that's you know,
yes, you were technically the TennesseeOilers for a little bit. No,

(01:18:54):
the Houston Oilers. The city shouldretain the rights to the records and the
jerseys and shit like that, becausenobody in Tennessee gives a fuck about the
Oiler one other than the fact thatit is one of the top five greatest
uniforms of the history of football.Yeah, it is like one of the
but that should be Houston should ownthat. And honestly, Houston, like

(01:19:17):
I think eventually the Texans will selllike once the current owner starts getting up
in age one, like the inheritanceinheritance taxes and all that shit is crazy.
We sell we should be allowed torebrand back to the Houston Oilers.
They're not such a better name,but they should be able to. It's
not realistic, like people like that'snot fair, but that's it's owned by

(01:19:39):
the Times. If you look,okay, give the Titans owner a two
hundred million dollars payout. I meanyou'd have to buy it from them,
and like they're not they haven't yeh. And the Titans don't want to do
that, I don't think. Butlike if you look at like the Charlotte
Hornets, where the New Orleans Hornetsat one point in time, then they
had the Charlotte Bobcats, and thenwhen the Hornet's rebranded the Pelicans, they're
like, can we just have it'sback? Like can we have that?

(01:20:00):
You guys don't use horn its tothem more. They're like, yeah,
that's fine. But like the jazz, like New Orleans have also been like
count we be the jazz and youguys give us that, and the Jazz
could have just been like no,we're not doing that. And it's also
cool that like the Jazz didn't changetheir name. It's funny. It's like
what jazz you guys hearing see.That's the thing. Though they didn't change

(01:20:21):
their name. They kept it.The Titans changed their fucking name. They
don't anymore. It's not Minnesota Lakersthat moved to La any fucking lakes you
see in La. Not man.That's I mean, that was the old
joke from basketball. They said theLakers moved to Los Angeles Angeles where they're

(01:20:41):
on lakes, and the Jazz movedto Utah where they don't allow music.
Basketball. Great movie, phenomenal movie. Robert, you've never seen basketball?
Have you? I have not.I think you might like it. I
was gonna say, actually sports theycombined. I feel think Robert would actually
laugh at that. It's weird.There are like, Okay, this is

(01:21:05):
it. I'm in on this,but it is. Yeah, it's just
super silly. And there's just likereferences, dude, yes, I mean
please, playment of the year orit wasn't. Yes, I mean,
but but um going back this umhoots giving Victoria's Selvestead Victoria's Selvestead playment of
the Year. Sorry, I don'treally give us a single hoot about the

(01:21:29):
Oilers or the Titans wearing old oilersbecause they are the same franchise. Like
I think, like doesn't the Avalanchewhere Quebec Nordic throwbacks you know you have
Beck doesn't have a team though,Okay, well the Dallas Stars wore there.
If the last time we're wearing homagesto the North Stars. Minnesota has

(01:21:49):
a fucking team. But but butnobody in Minnesota was that attached to like,
like, okay, what the Stars. It was there the state of
hockey can get Yeah, but likethey moved off and done this all throughout
history they have. But but butalso you never hear about Minnesota going we

(01:22:09):
want the Stars back, we wantthe Stars back. That's also the thing.
Dallas never changed their name. They'renot the North Stars, but they're
the Stars. It's the same fuckingthing. It's like if Tennessee changed their
name from the Oilers to the Lures, you know, the same fucking thing
to the Oils. Oh yeah,that's what it would be the Oils.

(01:22:32):
I think Tennessee moved on, theychanged their ship. They didn't want to
be the fucking Now if it's justit's it sucks that there's one of the
greatest color schemes in the history ofNational Football League that just doesn't get used
that Pat's giving about this well,Robert and I oh so much. But

(01:22:53):
yeah, please start weighing in onhow many how many hoots? Tennessee things?
All right, we're gonna start usinghoots as a measure as a unit
of measurement again. I think that'sthat's time to use that phrase again,
because I hadn't heard something like Idon't give a hoot, which is just
like I don't give a fuck iswhat we would say. But who is
so much cooler sounding? So givinghoots back this week? But if hooters,

(01:23:16):
like when you rated them on Yelp, it was not stars, but
who love that? I love thata lot. Okay, next one we
got is the youths. The youthsare back because the X Games happened.
I did not even realize the XGames happened, but I did see a
story that a thirteen year old anda ten year old won medals like gold

(01:23:42):
medals at the X Games. Soimagine being like a twenty six year old
that's like, all right, Iwant to go pro and skateboarding. Mom,
Dad, it's not a phase.I got my aunt knees on,
I got my soaps, I gotmy bands. I'm going to skate park
with my friends. Mom, Dad, I got sponsored. I'm gonna skate

(01:24:02):
for this company. Cool, allright, hey mom, I'm gonna go
to try out for the X Games. Mom made it into the X Games.
Awesome. You're twenty six, twentyseven years old at this point.
Then you get to the X Gamesand a fucking ten year old beats you
in your event, like you justretire right, like you're just I'm done?
That is it? A ten yearold is the best at this word?
I'm sucking out. Yeah, that'srough, Like you didn't get me

(01:24:27):
back an up and coming teenager.You gotta be banged a child. Can
you give me the events that theywon? Do you have that? Um?
Yeah, let me let me see. Okay, sorry, go no,
so A two there's actually three ofthem, a two thirteen year old
Australians one and then a ten yearold Canadian one. Um Reese Nelson was

(01:24:53):
a medalist in the seven by twoX. I don't know what that means
whatever, whatever fucking competition it was. Yeah, I'm not not privy to
all of the the cool, thecool shit at that. But then there
was another girl, the girl oneshe did a kick flip flip it says,
I don't know, I feel likeI'm best trick. It was just

(01:25:16):
like different events, different events,Like I guess that was the biggest thing
that she had that that scored it. I'm just thinking, like, if
it's any part where it's actually skatingaround a track, like if it's just
that thing where they're just flat onstreet skating. Street skating was the one
street she wants. Okay, no, there's no young rails, there's rails,
there's the yeah, no airs onit. At that rage, you

(01:25:40):
can just go to all of thatshit at that rage. They can't generate
the power to get the air thatyou can get, so you should be
able to outpoint them by getting airin your moves. That's just you're not
going big enough so you can gohigher. No, no, no,
you need the like you still.It's it's like jumping in a way.
You have to generate the power fromyour legs, and a ten year old

(01:26:01):
just can't generate that. Yeah,that's on the adults not going big enough.
Maybe maybe these kids are actually justso sick that they're going so big
at a young age and it's matchingthe adults. I don't know Canadians.
No, I don't think anyone's goinghard. No, we don't have a

(01:26:23):
Tony Hawk to be pushing everybody rightnow. But we wood if Tony Hawks
lines up against these kids and theybeat him, like Tony has to just
retire on the spot. I thinkhe already is. But like I can
you imagine like being like this isthis is the one I finally got here
and a fucking ten year old beatme. A ten year old is the

(01:26:44):
best in the world at this Ineed to just back and go home.
I'm done. I'm never skating again. That would suck a lot. That
would suck a lot. Yeah,so that was why they used we're a
come back. They did go big, so I thought only two one.
The fact that two thirteen year oldsand a ten year old one, that's
three people under the age of fourteenfucking winning medals. That's nuts. They

(01:27:08):
really want to say it. Butlike women's sports, you know, women's
I think one of them was oneof them? Was it was? It
was it, dude, But yeah, pretty wild hit um also a comeback
kid is Messi. Because Leo Messiplayed his first not MLS game, but
his first game for Inter Miami,the MLS squad. They're playing in the

(01:27:28):
League's Cup, which I don't wantto ship on women's soccer. I love
the US and this national team.Everybody knows. Nobody loves women's national team
more than me. Um. TheLeague's Cup between the MLS and League MX
has been a billion times more funto watch than the Women's World Cup,
just by a competition standards. Andthat's probably probably because they're in in like

(01:27:50):
group stage, so you have likeUSA Vietnam not not super evenly matched,
but like the US and Mexico teamsare playing each other. It's that's really
fucking cool. Messi made his debutfor Into Miami doing that and scored a
goal right at the end as timewas about to expire, scored a goal
to win it. And then lastnight started scored two goals like he scored

(01:28:14):
and had an assist. So he'sjust like he's too good for the league,
and like you're about to see likelike like if you don't care about
soccer, but you if you lovedfootball and you remember the Ladanian Thomlinson,
Derrick Henry commercials or Michael Vick highschool commercials where it would show like their
highlights in high school, where theyjust like Derrick Henry would just murder someone.

(01:28:34):
Ladanian Thomlinson just ran around everybody.Michael Vick was just pulling off jukes
left and right and dropping dimes likeit's gonna be like that in the MLS
for MESSI like he scored last nightand he bounced the ball off of the
post back to himself and scored it. I don't know if it was intentional,

(01:28:55):
but it looked almost too intentional tonot be in It was like that
ball hit the post and then cameright back to you. You assisted it
to yourself. That's what I loveit up Like eighteen year olds the inter
Miami has. He's hyping up allthe kids, like seems like such a
chill dude, and like, ohgreat, dude, great, I'm away.
I'm always in a MESSI over overfucking Ronaldo. Ronaldo is a fucking

(01:29:16):
bitch, fucking taking a Saddie money, right, He takes a Saddie money
MESSI takes the American money. Americanmoney's better, Obviously it's not the same,
very different. Yeah. Oh II love Ronaldo fan Oh huge,
rober just absolutely huge. I lovelove MESSI did it MESSI get like almost

(01:29:38):
arrested a couple of years ago forlike tax of Asian. Wasn't that him?
I'm not American tax, I don'tknow, not American, But like
also I gave even more respect forhim than when he was like fucking paying
taxes. Doesn't pay tax Fuck thatshit. But I just love the fact
that everyone that wanted to go onlineand don't be like, see, American
soccer's absolute shit. He's dominating andwe got to be like, ah,

(01:30:00):
we're playing Mexican teams, so youhave to say Mexican soccer sucks ass right.
If he doesn't have two goals andan assist within two games of his
MLS debut, American soccer is officiallypassed Mexico. We're better than them.
I think the MLS is not asgood as the Mexican League. Talent.
Uh well, if messire, Ithink they are better players in the MLS

(01:30:26):
than there are in the Mexican League. But I think the talent overall on
the teams, the talent level isslightly higher. I don't know. We'll
see, We'll see, Like lebronand Kim Kardashian and fucking DJ Khalid and
all of the people that were theylike our the biggest celebrities were at his

(01:30:47):
fucking game. They were at hisdebut. It was fucking wild um.
And then he got stubbed out inthe second half last night and they showed
the stands like people just left.They Messi's out, I don't care,
let's go. It actually made melaugh super hard. Yesterday. I was
walking by the kitchen and one ofthe guys grabs me. He was okay,
okay, he was like, youknow, soccer a little bit right,

(01:31:08):
and I was like, I mean, like kind of, I don't
really follow, but like the kitchenwas arguing, so and he goes,
okay, hey, but who's betterRonaldo or Messy? And I go,
no question, it's Messy and hegoes, fucking gringo, you don't know
shit. But the rest of thekitchen just started laughing at him. Oh
well, I mean, uh,he's more chill. Ronaldo's probably cooler,

(01:31:33):
but Messi is more chill and coolbecause he doesn't want to be cool.
Ronaldo is too busy about that well, he's just that's why he's that's why,
that's why he's chills. He's sochill. He's cooler because he doesn't
care about being cool, which makesyou what's cooler than being cool? Ice
cool? He's ice cool. Imean, yeah, I mean, Argentina

(01:31:56):
is just a way cooler country thanSpain anyway, Portugal from Portugal, Yeah
say, okay, yeah, Portugalis not as school as Spain. They
in Spain. They did both playin Spain to be fair, so okay,
yeah, that's what fun. Butyeah, porch, who gives the
funk about port portgal doesn't feels likeSpain's Argentina, do you think about it?
It's not like, you know,like Argentina is like not Brazil,

(01:32:18):
but kinda like Portugal's like not Spainbut kinda. I was gonna say,
it's more like it's just the worstbecause Brazil what what? Whatever? Is
the worst of the Dakotas. That'sthe one that Portugal is, Like,
neither one of them matter, butyou matter less. Which one South Dakota?

(01:32:41):
Which one has the Mountain Rushman?Right now? I think it's North
Dakota, but it also might beSouth dagoa which everyone has. Everyone has
important. Yeah, and then butthey both have really good D two schools,
and D two is basically South Dakotaschool er. Yeah, they're the
jack Rabbits. Yeah, cool,they're they're currently beat Yeah. They did

(01:33:04):
win the national championships, so that'swhy. And they lost the same years
in state in the national championship too, so another reason we like them.
All right, So MESSI back andour final comeback kid this week? Whoa
let me throwing a quick one beforeyou do the final one? Just come
back? Hid Cody Krest sign withthe Green Bay passerby Cody shout out,

(01:33:26):
I am so do you want theCody Krest jersey? Now? Would you
like me to order you a CodyKrest jersey instead? Because it's a jersey
beat? Uh no, wait,hold on, did you not order the
other one yet? Haven't yet?I will I guarantee you you have that
jersey by kickoff of Week one.Okay, that's all I need. I
just need week one I needed,Yeah no, and I mean I can
get that here in a week.I might also get myself a Cody Crest

(01:33:48):
one thought, because because if CodyKrest actually gets into a game like I
like, I'm oh God, Iwish we had good He's so good,
he's obviously gonna get into the game. I wish I wish we had hard
knocks because you know Cody would bethe hard knocks dude. Also, I
didn't realize four three forty excuse me, Yeah, dude, Cody's a fucking

(01:34:13):
study, rady athlete. We onlypicked the best. So byan Humphries.
You saw him when he was there. He best holder in the world,
the grave. He's a word forI think best holder. He technically works
for me. Now, no hedoesn't. Uh, I'm an owner,
so oh you're right. I wasgonna say, but I don't think they

(01:34:34):
work for us anymore. No,no, no, no, not any
more. But but he works forme. We might have to try and
get him on here in a fewweeks. See how training camps going.
Let him tell me that, JordanLove it looks great. Yeah, but
I'm saying we just I don't.He's gonna lot to focus on right now,
to work on making the team.I want to give him a little

(01:34:56):
time to act. I'm not evenworried about him, but I think I'm
back. I'm on the roughnecks.I'm back off on the Roughnecks because if
Cody's not, damn so I'm nolonger an owner again. Yeah, so
uh yeah, I'm fucking pumped becauseCody was like Roughnecks. I'm going to
the NFL Fellas, which I getbecause, like I can totally it just
seems like a player that would bea perfect Packers play where he finds a

(01:35:18):
way to make it onto a roster. One game, we hit him with
like a three yard slam. He'sgot one catch for like seventy eight yards
on a touchdown, and then hisand then his career takes off and then
Bill Belichick signs him next year.Yeah, I'm actually shot he should be
a Patriot. Really. Yeah,wide receivers they do like to go there,

(01:35:38):
short white guys. UM shout outto Cody Krest. Now, love
you, buddy, and hope youhope. We know you're gonna make the
tham and I'm wishing you're gonna makethe thing. We know you're gonna make
the team. Maybe I'll get aKrediy Krist jersey too. We'll get matching
Cody Krest jerseys. That'd be socute. I've never owned a non Giants
NFL jersey. But I would buya Cody Krest maybe just get a shirt,
get a shirt. No, I'llbuy a shirt. I'll buy jersey

(01:36:00):
going all the way. I'm fuckingjacked up. Or maybe maybe we get
Cody just into some when he makesit. My boy's wicked. Smat hang
the jersey in the studio because heis a gravy athlete, you know how
like all those uh those trainers,they're like, hey, we trained with
Patrick Mahomes. He came here totrain in the off season, So we
have a Patrick Mahomes jersey hanging toshow all the athletes to train here.

(01:36:23):
Like we're like, Cody Krest,you could be an NFL player if you
come on this podcast. Anybody.It's just Cody. But still they're like,
you have to have one before youhave more. First, Cody's the
first gravy athlete in the NFL.Yeah, history. I'm about to say
we might both have to have weboth might have to get a jersey to

(01:36:45):
put in each of our studios.We gotta ge him to sign it into
Oh, oh for sure, forsure, Oh yeah he will. He's
a great guy. Yeah, ifyou wanted to say congradulations to Cody two
Robert, that would be cool.Robert doesn't even care. He's like his
football or whatever. It's not baseball. He's mad about Ronaldo, as we
said that Messi is better than youryour goat. Yeah, I think he's

(01:37:10):
Filipino too, Ronaldo. He's Portuguese. Yeah, Filipino. Oh, I
thought you meant Coddy Great Coddy Crest. Maybe I don't all right, last
comeback kid? Is me doing toomany podcasts because Big Brother starts next.
So yeah, yeah, I'm doingNew York Giants. I'll be doing Past

(01:37:34):
the Grady Bro on Sundays, NewYork Giants Rush on Mondays, and about
two three weeks, I'll be doingClear and Big Blue podcast on Tuesdays.
Wednesday's, ali' be doing Past theGravy Thursday's I'll be doing Past the Grady
Bro and Friday and Saturdays the onlytwo days a week. I don't have
a podcast, so UM, don'tsay I'm not making content for you,

(01:37:56):
because content is going to be comingout like nobody's business. But I think
what I have done to ensure thatwe have a podcast, because pasta Grade
Bro did actually build a pretty goodaudience last year. That was the best
year we've had listener wise. Wehad the YouTube version of it so like
people could interact in real time.We brought in Allison, Brian, Emma

(01:38:19):
yep, more Alison than out,Emma, less of me. It was
a winning combo. So what we'regonna do is it's gonna be Wednesday Nights
podcast day. For us, itwas just kind of putting us back against
it and this is I'm gonna runthro this quickly. I'm sorry, but
pasta grade Bro, So you haveset Sunday, Wednesday, Thursday episodes.

(01:38:41):
Wednesdays will be Ladies Night on pastorGrade Brow. It's gonna be Allison and
Emma handling things. It just it'sa lot of work after we record this,
Like we get the podcast up fast, but there's a lot that goes
into it. And it always wouldput me up, like right at the
start of Big Brother, we're rightafter it. And the important thing about
a recap show is going live almostimmediately after. You were able to go

(01:39:02):
live immediately after when you're not watchingit on DVR because you're fifteen minutes behind
because you're reading in your other podcast. So what we're gonna do is we're
gonna have Emma and Allison. They'regonna be watching the episodes on Wednesday,
so they're gonna be right after theshow. You can hang with Emma and
Allison. They're gonna recap the episodeSunday nights. It's gonna be Me,
Emma, Allison, and Chris andthen Pat is gonna be joining us on

(01:39:23):
the Thursday eviction episodes. You believe, at least most of them. And
so we're gonna still pepper it andyou're still gonna get the full gravy past
a Grady bro Gang in there,but it's gonna be a little bit different
format. And honestly, I amvery appreciative of Alison and Emma for agreeing
to take over that that one broadcast. I don't like hand I don't like
giving up stuff, but you andAllison did a broadcast one time last year

(01:39:45):
and it went well. And it'sjust Alison did a broadcast seeing after seeing
it can get done, I'm like, okay, we can. I'm gonna
let off the gas a little biton this one, and then maybe there's
a couple of Sundays the Giants playand I do not I do not do
the Sunday Night podcast. But stillum so Past gay Bro. Big Brother
starts next Wednesday. Next Tuesday,they will be our predictions episode. We're

(01:40:06):
gonna do our Big Brother Fantasy draftas well, so that's kind of fun.
And then Wednesday, Alison, Ithink probably next week I'll probably op
on it for the premiere night.I'll probably do the premiere night line.
Yeah, what night is the premierenext? A week from today, so
it is Wednesday. Yeah, Imean we probably should all do the premiere.

(01:40:28):
Maybe record this a little early nextweek if we can. We'll see,
We'll see how it goes. Yeah, we make it not an hour
for you before we're in and notcool, but yeah, but pasta grade
bro, go give us a follow. If you don't watch Big Brother,
I suggest maybe getting into it.Who knows. Um, I think I
think it might like it was aguilty pleasure show that I watched when I
moved in with Emma. She watchedthat with her family and she got me

(01:40:49):
into it, and I've been obsessedever since. We turned that into a
podcast. And it's not going tointerrupt Past the Gravy at all. It's
just another branch of Past gave askGrady bro at past Grade Brow on all
socials, So go follow us there. I don't we don't have a TikTok
so everywhere else but TikTok. Gofollow us there, and then I get
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(01:41:11):
that, I'll be a comeback kidnext week. Spoiler but yeah, big
Brothers coming back next week. PastGrade Brow, go subscribe to us.
You're ready for the season to startbecause things are coming out hot and we
get to do The best episode isthe Judging People episode on the pre show
episode where we just get to makefun of the people we hate that we
don't know anything about yet Fuck thatguy, and then sometimes you end up
loving those people. But yeah,past Grade Brow and Alex, you're a

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cool Mann All right, um,if you'd like to send us a not

(01:43:05):
cool something that happens to you throughoutthe week just makes you say, hey,
man, that's not cool, hitus up on Twitter, rat past
the gravy pod, use the hashtagPTG not cool. That's how we will
sort through them every week. Butyeah, yes, stub your toe or
yeah, you get stabbed with aknife, all of those very different degrees
of not cool but still not cool. Nonethless, we're gonna pick some of
the best ones that you guys sendus in every single week and read them

(01:43:28):
off, and then we'll share ourown. Let's start with our first listener
viewers submitted not cool from Quentin Hughes. He's at Q the Ace and he
said he's not cool is spilling foodin your car? R. I p
to my curly fries that that isa bad one where you're just like I
cannot wait to get home and justdemolish this. Maybe you hit like a
speed bump or you got to hitthe brakes and just flies out. Did

(01:43:49):
I h you got a gross car. You're not getting that off the floorboard?
Are yet? I was talking aboutthis with my GM and the owner
the other day. The curly fries, he says, curly fries. We're
all thinking Jack in the Box,right, the best fries in the game,
The best fries in the game.Armies are great too, Jacks are

(01:44:10):
just a little bit better Jack.Jacking Box absolutely over arbies. Yeah,
but they're because it started out witha McDonald's debate. But I was like,
no, McDonald's are great for regularfries. McDonald's are the best ones,
but the best just fries, curlyfries from Jacke. I hate that
when people are like, who isthe best ones? Jack? Well,
I mean you're just talking fry fries? Then yeah, you can go with
McDonald's if you want, But like, if you're saying best like fry overall,

(01:44:33):
I yeah, jacking Box wins byBilly. Yeah, you know,
I have not great. I mighthave to go get Jack in the Box
for dinner after this and just getlike five large fries. I might just
eat fries for dinner, dude,or for the same price, I could

(01:44:55):
probably just get like three bags ofthem from the grocery store. Yeah.
Yeah, curly fries losing or curlyfry is the most yeah, one of
the most tragic in car meal lossesyou can have. Sometimes I give you
lose like a shoe string fry,like they're still like floppy that like if
you let them get hard enough,like it's like it's kind of a crunch

(01:45:15):
fry. I like my shoe stringfries are bullshit. They are the worst
kind of fry. Still good,like it's a fry, but like that's
a might be my least favorite.Dude. Crinkle cut is elite. It's
a fry, it's all dude.Nothing beats crinkle cut to see. And
here's the thing. We talked aboutthis the other day too. You always

(01:45:38):
have them coming out of the oven, which, by the way, crinkle
cut fry would catch up out ofthe oven. Great. Imagine if you
actually drop them bitches into a fryer, how elite they would be. We've
never even gotten to experience that becauseeveryone gets crinkle cut at home. No
fast food place uses crinkle cut canes. Well they do. I don't know

(01:45:59):
much about I don't know a lotabout shake chap. I don't really good
calling that. Then how have guyswhen you get it delivered, because they
send the chili and they send thecheese and the bacon and like little things,
and then you gotta do it yourselfand it just doesn't feel the same
coming out of it contain but they'retrying to get I get it. I
know why I do it so thatdoesn't get sucking. I wanted to feel
gross and messy and like I don'tlike it when it's I would I would

(01:46:21):
be like, sog it up.I'm eating this with a fork. Anyway,
let's do it. But yeah,I wanna I was talking about this.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna buy somecrinkle cut fries and bring them to
work and fucking fry them up inthe fryar and season them up right and
see how elite they can be.But don't don't disperge the name of the
fucking crinkle cut. Okay, shoestring is ass. We'll see. Um.

(01:46:45):
Yeah, that sucks, Quentin,but it's a solid not cool for
sure. Our next one is fromGlamor Perry. She's at glam for Life
on Twitter, and Glamor says hernot cool is when your friend says,
let's do a river trip. Soyou plan said trip with eight people and
it crumbles one three other people backout. Then that same friend says,
yeah, I'm not down anymore.That sucks. But I can't relate because

(01:47:08):
I'm not the planner of the group. It's like trying to herd cats.
You just can't do it, andit does suck because then it's like,
we should do this, but thenif these people aren't going, I don't
want to go hang out with you. That's kind of what it seems like.
It made her feel like words,which is like, yeah, I
totally get that, because it's likethere is a point where you're like,
like Robert and Me and Pat andJim and Bob and Steve and Edar going

(01:47:31):
to the river this weekend, andit's like, all right, well,
Steve, Jim and Bob aren't going. Okay, also getting game, I'm
not gonna go. I don't wantto go if Robbert's not going, and
you're like, well I'm out,I'm out. Those are the two people
I like the most, Jim andRobert don't have a paddle weekend. Let
Yeah, so is it? Isit eight individuals or are part of those
eight couples, because like, theindividuals is hard to get together, Like

(01:47:57):
five can become you know, seven, eight, nine, ten real quick.
If it's like you know, it'syou're like, say, it's your
group chat, you're doing it,and then you have the five, seven,
eight whatever the fuck it is.But then there's also three girlfriends,
so baby, you tack that's alwaysthe easiest way to tack on. But
if it's eight individuals to try andget together, that shit is hard.
That's really hard to do. Well. I don't think it's like the people

(01:48:20):
flaking out. I think it's thehey, well I'm I'm not gonna go
since they're already flaking out, beinglike, oh you're not, I didn't
want to hang out of you anyways. That sucks a lot. Yeah,
Like yeah, if it's not thewhole group then want to hang out.
Yeah, Like it could also beone of those things where you're like,
oh, we're getting everybodygether dope,and then as people starting to fall if
you're like, well, dude,like river trips are a hassle and your

(01:48:43):
thirties, You're like, dude,I just if everybody's not gonna be there,
I don't really want to take theweekend off, go out of town,
get a place, be sweaty,have to rent tubs like there is
a hassle. Me and my buddieswe decided we're like, we're done with
river trips. It's like just laketrip now, Fenn deal, We're just
gonna get a lake house. Andthat's what you do in your thirties.

(01:49:04):
Now too old for the river thatplace. Um all right. Our next
not cool is from Danielle Weston atDanny Undersquare Weston and I just I just
saw on her Twitter. Her Twitterbio says Woman of the Year twenty twenty
two, Woman of the Year twentytwenty, best answers question didn't ask her
of the Year twenty nineteen, hashtagGravy Lady, hashtag gravy Gang, hashtag

(01:49:27):
gravy Gang for like, I fuckinglove you, Danielle. Her whole puter
bio is about the podcast and oneof the awards to one. I love
that. I love the people thatdo put their awards that they have won
in their bio or like Darling,I think David's is darling, like a
Marlin Award winner, just cool asshit. Um, but yeah, man
of the Year maybe is what itwas. David's was, but Danielle said

(01:49:48):
her not cool is my knife wasdull as shit. Didn't cut my onion,
but it did cut my finger.Fucking great, my bad And Robert,
if you would attached just the pictureof it, she looks like she
got got pretty bad, she said. She didn't cut it off. I
feel like but yeah, I mean, I do love the fact that she's
not using a band aid. She'sinstead it has a piece of paper towel

(01:50:10):
with scotch tape around it. Yeah, that's awesome. But yeah, no,
that is Uh, that's a it'sa common misconception people have. They
think a dull knife won't cut youas bad. You're more likely to cut
yourself bad with a dull knife thana sharp one because you're having to use
more force. And then you fuckit, spat Pat, Can you say
that again? I'm gonna have aheadphones pluged him, but I'm gonna unplug

(01:50:32):
them so someone in the room nextto me can hear what you just said?
Can you repeal? Okay? Soyeah, having A dull knife is
a hundred times more dangerous than asharp knife. That's where all the accidents
in the kitchen happen because people,you're having to use so much more force.
When you miss, you cut throughway harder than you if you had

(01:50:56):
a sharp one. A sharp oneyou get a nice, little, quick,
clean cut. A doll one willreally mess you up. You got
to hear that she did, andshe just said, no, no,
you're wrong. Having a sharpened knifeeasier injuries. No, no, it's

(01:51:16):
not true. You have to payattention. He has it cuts to prove
it. Well. That makes meshe needs to talk to somebody. That
means that, Robert tell her,I said this, I mean she's not
respecting the tool. You're cutting yourself. You're not respecting the tool. It's
still nice. She's listening to mycamp. You got to listen to my

(01:51:40):
camp again. Her father to thecity. She did have a really dull
knife. I'm like, you gota sharpen though, we have a knife.
Sharperer like, no, I'm gonnacut myself. I'm gonna comelising the
nie sharper. That looks like that'syour responsibility now in the houses you have
to keep the knife sharper, She'sgonna hurt herself. I'm just gonna like,

(01:52:00):
who are you gonna trust in akitchen though, the woman or the
man, because I'm gonna go withthe woman every time. Family, I
trust them to cook, but Itrust the man to plant. You know
what I'm saying. There you go, there, you go right there.
But yeah, Danielle, that sucks. Sharpen those knives for her, Robert,
because otherwise she's gonna she's gonna slicethe finger off with a dull knife.
I wonder what happened? You know? I partial you know I will

(01:52:24):
be to night did I will fallfor you? Yeah? Get Robert.
Yeah, I understand. Sharpen yourknives, people, sharp your knives,
teas and peas. Danielle, though, that fucking sucks, and hopefully it
heals up. I hate like whenyou get like a like a cut on
your finger, Like if it's likeright in like the groove where you bend
it too, then it's just likewon't go away for like two or three

(01:52:47):
extra weeks just because you are constantlymoving it. That's that's why the worst
I'm gonna say, Sam some meanmemes on Twitter later Robert, don't no,
you don't have to be all right? Next not cool. It is
from Mike Fish at only Mike Fish. I do the Clear Big Blue Podcast
with him because you can check outNFL and Premier League season every Tuesday at

(01:53:13):
five o'clock our time on our YouTubechannel, Clear Big Blue Podcast. Mike
also does the waffle Box Podcast ifyou want to check out that one as
well. But Mike says it isnot cool. As he was all packed
up and ready to leave for theairport, I go to check the flight
status and it's been canceled. Nonotification from the airline. Then he gives
us an update and said the rescheduledflight has now been canceled, So now
another twenty seven hours to wait.Not ideal. Just any I mean any

(01:53:36):
any kind of like air transportation delaylike that s just fucking sucks. And
now like seeing how many people likeI don't even want to fly anywhere,
just seeing how and this many flightsgot canceled yesterday. These airline people have
been here all day. That soundsawful. Like just when I was at
that Giant's game, I was verynervous that we were not going to like

(01:53:58):
get to the airport in time.In some it was gonna happen like that,
and like I was like, well, I had to be at work
in seven to eight hours right now, Like so I gotta really flip this
around. We can't have any delays, and luckily we not. But I
was like, fuck, it's gonnahappen, isn't it. Like I got
here fine, there were no delaysgetting it. It's gonna definitely be something
way back. And I was verylucky that I did not, But yeah,
just it derails everything. You're like, oh, well, can't make

(01:54:18):
that tonight. Sorry, dude,I'll see you in uh in Charlotte.
I'll see tomorrow. But yeah,have you have your flight? Kids like
that, especially when they don't tellyou that usually have the app, and
the app will be like bing bangby the way your gate changed, and
like to just be like, ohfuck, at least you weren't the air
that would have been awful. Butdude, just be packed and ready to

(01:54:41):
go. I will see this,Mike. Look on the right side.
At least you're still in America.Yeah, mate, Like you could be
like, oh, I missed aflight and I'm in England. This sucks,
but you're in America, So like, you know, fuck up,
mutter gut love you, Boddy.That's he's in peace, buddy, He's
in peace. He's in peace.Mike Airport relay. Mike is an absolute

(01:55:04):
fucking gee because my brother and Iwould not have made it from MetLife Stadium
to Newark Airport had Mike not allowedus, him and his him and his
wife shot chantal. But um,they allowed us to just take our bags
and like just leave them in hisliving room while we went to the football
game and then come by swing byhis house and then immediately leave again.

(01:55:26):
I already feel like I'm gonna regret. He's gonna get me back somehow.
Probably you'll deserve it. Um allright, that does suck, Mike.
But hope hopefully, uh you gotrefunded or something like that. I don't
know. Um our next our lastlistener viewers submitted one is from Ashley Wilkins.
He's at Buster Healer Mix and Ashleysays her not cool is my cart

(01:55:49):
went into lock mode behind my carwhile still in the parking lot of Kroger.
I had to drag it to getto the corral. Also, beer
fell out of the bag and brokeShe attached a picture of the broken beer.
My real thing that I picked up, She said. She was picking
up beer for her father in law. Um it was a bottle of beer
that fell and broke. One thingthat, UM tell you guys this a

(01:56:12):
lot. So I started brewing companyfirst to Cancraft in Texas. Only can
their beers would not have had abroken bottle. The Southern Star had your
father in a line on that.So maybe what you do in the future
is be like, shut the fuckup, bitch, I got you what
I got you, and this isway better than whatever beer you would have
liked. Any Maybe I just wantudely is that I was gonna say video,

(01:56:33):
just say that they were out ofthat beer, Say they were all
out of that beer. Just getyou old man, or just keep some
of his old empties and then justpour Southern Star into that. He's only
amone another difference. But yeah,so don't don't get beers that have bottles
because then they break. Also,if that doesn't happen, that does suck

(01:56:55):
though, because like so what shemeans is if you don't know what we're
talking about, like some of thestories you get to they got the little
like it's like a break that goesdown if you pass like a certain line
in the parking lot. Usually it'soutside of the parking lot. Yeah,
you don't steal the cart, thenit does it like brings a little clamp
down so you can't move the cart. Very well. Um, I honestly
never really thought that those did anything. I thought that that was like the

(01:57:17):
thing like you know when they usedto be like if you pee in the
pool, it turns blue here,so you wouldn't pee in the pool.
I thought they went with well becauseI was like, there's too many carts
out there in the middle of thestreet all over the place that these things
work. They obviously not from thisstore. But yeah, um, that

(01:57:39):
does suck that. It like thatit did that first. But shout out
to you first for taking the cartto the growl, big, big class
move on your part. Askual youso you get like one bad thing you
can do, like you can Ithink, like assault someone now and you
get like a pass, but notlike sexually assault sexually just like a punch.

(01:57:59):
Yeah yeah, I mean, andwhy also this is punch another white
person. This is why I likeparking in the back of the parking lot.
You park right away, you don'thave to go through trying to find
spots. And usually in the backyou can park right next to the car
corral in the back. Yeah,so you just park that way it locks
up. Oh, you only haveto drag it five feet park farther away.

(01:58:21):
Everyone always tries to get the closestspot. The amount of time it
takes you to get a close spotyou've already walked in. Yeah, you
holding up people trying to just getthe fuck out, waiting five and a
half minutes for the old lady tofinish loading your grocery. Oh cool,
you got to park eight spots closerthan you would have had you just gone
around this fucking lady and park,you would have been halfway done with your

(01:58:44):
shopping now, you fucking idiot.Now that being said, none of that
stand out immediately when the plane lands, too. There are there are certain
grocery stores where it doesn't apply,like Bunker Hill HB. The it's a
completely fully filled parking lot at alltimes, so it's not always an option,
but usually it is park in theback park next to it. Alex
dropped his ear pod all right,um, which one of you guys wants

(01:59:09):
to go hashtag pet you're not coolto add pastory pot if you want to
share, you're not cool with usgoing forward? Which who wants to go
first? Well, I'll knock mineout real quick. One is it was
worse at the beginning of the episode, but my nose is just super stuffed
up from moving around boxes and dustbeing kicked up and everything. Like I
think there's multiple times if you're watchingthe video version, like maybe in the
first ten minutes where it kind oflooked like I was trying to do cocaine

(01:59:32):
just off of screen because it waslike dropping my head and like moving nose
around and I was just trying toget any sort of airflow going through.
I promise I was not doing cokeon Eric guys. And the other one
is just the dread of the moveis here, Like next week, I
will no longer be in this house. I'll be in my new place.

(01:59:53):
And it's not so much of themove, it's the fact that like I
haven't contacted Exfinity or my energy companyor any of them, buddy, because
I just feel like I'll be like, hey, I'm moving in four days.
They'll be like, Okay, we'lljust transfer it. Uh, you're
not like ex fanity. I calledthe xpanity like two months almost before I

(02:00:18):
moved at last wedcement. Hey,I just want to make sure, Like
it's such a bitch to get anappointment with any of that shit, Like
you have to have somebody go setup. They can transfer this shit,
but they have to go set itup to make sure it works. Shy,
like I think that one. I'mnot like if I if if I
don't have Wi Fi for a coupleof days, Okay, electricity and water

(02:00:40):
is all I really care about.Like that's very pretty easy if I don't
have Internet for a couple of days, like so be it Like brother on
the phone with that, I guesshe hasn't have a credit card. Oh
no, no, I told himit's his job to take care of all
of this. So that's why it'snot gonna die. It hasn't been even
approached a cursory glance said that youshould definitely switch over. I should extricity

(02:01:05):
and water right now. I thinkyou should definitely have WiFi by next Wednesday.
Well no, no, I mean, like if it's not in my
house, I'll just go do itto my buddies like I will have that,
or maybe that'll force it. Iwas thinking about that a whole week.
I missed doing it in person.Maybe this will force I'll force you
guys to do it in person nextweek, He'll be I don't WiFi,
guys, I'm missing your beautiful facesin person, especially Robert's vaguely Asian slash

(02:01:30):
Indian face. Maybe Filipino. Wellthat was Asian, right, No,
actually I doubled up because Indian isAsian. But people forget I don't.
Yeah, all of all agency race. I wouldn't know anyways. But that's
you're not going. That does suck. That does suck. Yeah, So
all of the chores that do comeup, and then there's always like one

(02:01:53):
other one that you didn't think about. You like, oh no, I'm
already fully inticipating that after doing allthis moving and ship, my brother's still
not gonna have mow the yard.So I'm gonna have to mow and edge
all of the backyard too, wallmoving the whole house while you're moving that
they got problems, problems fixed.If I gotta like my sister didn't have

(02:02:16):
heard dogs. If I got apet goat and a pet dog at the
same time be perfect and just neverhad to mow my yard again. Have
the goat teach the dog how toeat brass, or the goat just eat
like all of like the tall grass, or like do they do you just
have like one just spots they goatalways in that I would I'd like to

(02:02:38):
think they would eat all of them. Oh, they would move around to
eat it. Also, like Iwant one of those goats that like jumps
up in like Parkour's off shit.I don't want one of the feigning goats.
I don't want a feigning goat becauseI'd like to surprise my animals.
I like to scare them at all. Yeah, Robert, did you go?
You want me to go? Doyou have a good one? Mine's

(02:02:58):
mind's extreme media, Yeah, Ican go mind a little similar to pets
were uh we eccented our least andrather than being like a twelve month one,
it's an eighteen month one. Butthat like complicates things with electricity because
all of the electricity plans are twelvemonths. Yeah. I found only one
eighteen month plan, and it's like, could you not do two years?

(02:03:21):
No? No, he said thathe did eighteen months. If you just
pay attention. He said he neededlike three times. That's what they've offered.
They never didn't offer twelve. Theydidn't afford two years. I mean
you know they have also six monthplans on electricity too. I couldn't find
any I looked. I looked themup, and so it's just like trying

(02:03:44):
to it's all over all the websitesI've ever looked at about that because you
haven't set that up. No,that's not true. I did redo my
electricity like three months ago. Theproblem is that Robert's probably running into is
that the rates that are off fornow are ridiculous, Like like I literally

(02:04:04):
I paid months to month for likenine months after my old plan ran out
because I think months to months theywere charging me like fourteen point two cents
to kill a watt and the bestplans I could find were seventeen point one.
Like, the prices they're charging rightnow are fucking stupid. I would

(02:04:25):
encourage you, Robert, look intothere's those companies that will like you pay
them and then they month to month, will change your service for whoever it
is, but they just continually findyou the best rate. I can't I
don't know any the names off thetop of my head, but those are
supposedly really really good. Would youhappen to know, like how much electricity

(02:04:47):
use, how many kill what hoursper month that I use in the full
house? I think ours basis arounddepending on the month, like sixteen to
just a we're two thousand, Imean most of them basing off of a
two thousand kilowatte average anyway, butcold months we use way less because we

(02:05:09):
just don't turn on the heater.Yeah, I average it out for last
year, the average was about sevenhundred kilowatt hours. Damn. That's really
good. Yeah, but that's whythey charge the most. They charge the
most they do charge. The lessyou use, the more they charge you.
Yeah. I don't know. Idon't understand any of that shit.

(02:05:30):
It sucks. That's what I said. If you look into one of those
companies that bounces around, look intothose they're actually pretty good. Yeah.
So that's what I've been like bouncingaround because like I need to get it
soon, bye bye next week.I'm looking at different plans trying to compare.
Just walk in with that shirt andthey'll do whatever you want. You
can generate that. Actually, thatis a good idea. Yeah, I

(02:05:53):
would use that shirt, the powershirt. Power shirt shirt, dominate this
conversation, my conversation you're in.I think Trump wrote about that in art
of the deal, like have ahave a power shirt then close on the
handshake. He wanted, Um,all right, I have a really stupid
one. But it was. Itwas incredibly frustrating. The other day,

(02:06:15):
I got some some I had Ihad washed a pair of running shorts a
while back. He's been sitting onthe hangar thing and I was like,
oh cool, I'm gonna go fora run. And we had to go
grab the drawstring and only one drawstringwas available. The other draw string had
gotten sucked up into the waistband.And then I spent the next thirty minutes

(02:06:38):
trying to, like you feel aroundyou a guy, where is it?
Where's it start? Where's it started? Where's just okay? I think I
got it, and it's I couldn'tget it. I couldn't get to move.
I couldn't tell if it was justmore elastic that I was feeling,
or if it was the beginning ofthe draw string fucking had the little the
like with a clothes pin you getbecause you got a stab it with the
clothes pin and you kind of pullit along to move it back. I've
tried doing all that, just couldn'tget done. Fucking stupid. Don't like,

(02:07:00):
how do you make don't make drawstringpants. The drawstrings is gonna get
sucked up into their own its owndrawstring, dude. It's fucking stupid,
so fucking stupid. So far,they don't give enough string hoodies, hoodies
do that shit like where they're like, we gotta not a little not right
here where you're where your your drawstring is for the hood white. Why

(02:07:23):
don't they do it? They're they'reshorts. They're really my favorite running shorts,
my favorite running shorts, pants orshorts, whatever it is. They
don't give you enough of the stringbecause especially on shorts, nobody likes a
lot of string hanging right on theirdick right there so it don't get stuck
up into the thing. Or puta fucking put a little fucking metal circle

(02:07:44):
thing right there so it won't golike like the draw string hole won't rip
at all, and then put likea washer on the other side, so
like it can't figure it out,making I want to have to screw it
in. What's stupid, fucking stupid. I was so mad and I was
like, I'm I still went runningwith it, but it was like I
felt like I was I didn't feellike my pants are falling down all the

(02:08:05):
time, but I was like theymay they give and they didn't at all
any close to that. But it'slike I like running with the tight shorts,
Like that's when you just have toplay because there's not many times that
guys can play like this role andget away. You have to play the
just helpless guy shoupeak babe like whenit like I used to do that with

(02:08:28):
my mom and my sisters all thetime. When that would happen on my
shorts, I think, I justI can't do it. I just can
you help me out? I can't. I've tried to get in the draw.
I just can't do it. Andthey will happily help you because they
like women love helping defenseless men.They really fucking do. And if you
just play up the roles like episodeEmma, can you help me? Or

(02:08:50):
if you have to go home?Do it works best with mombs. Moms
will always get that drawstring out andthey do it in like three minutes,
like oh yeah, I've got toI can pin and I pull it,
and then I just keep pinching andpulling it. It's done. The holy
fuck, Mom, you're a goddamnwizard. You just play the defenseless guy
roll. Emma will do it foryou. I feel like I play that

(02:09:13):
in a lot of ways. She'salways gives me shit because I was like,
where's this thing? No, no, no, this is different though.
You have you have to get thathint of a wine in your voice
to where you're not really vote whining. But I've tried. I just I
can't get can you just like?Can you help me? The that's every

(02:09:37):
guy is a little bit of abit in some way, and women like
finding that one spot where they canhelp you, whether or not it's just
getting a drawstring through the pants helpme, I'm stupid? Yea? Or
or have their parents and bring somelaundry and your mom will help you out.

(02:10:00):
Yeah, I still feel weird,like you're you're never too old to
ask your mom for help with alaundry situation. Never they've seen it all.
I'm gonna I'm gonna be sixty yearsold bringing laundry to my ninety year
old mother and be like, mom, it happened again. That's not a
great new stands out. It justwas h That was all I had.

(02:10:22):
I had a pretty good week,prett good week, but that that that's
good So not cool if you wantto send them to us hashtag PTG not
cool. You attached that two yeartweet too. At pass your potts.
He will get them. Now let'smove on to the answers segment, where
you know, we pitch our ideas. You guys heard of my great rice
quakes idiot, which is that nowthe best? Like, I don't know,
I felt Robert wasn't really on boardwith it, but I feel like

(02:10:43):
that was maybe the most onboard patspin or one of my ideas and a
lot. Yeah, it is,without a doubt, the best idea you've
had in a long time. Usuallytheir dog and shit. I just don't
like the fact that you shit onme for literally like ten minutes before you
said yours, you were ship onme for creating products that already existed.
And you're like, who you've heardof rice cakes? Right? No,

(02:11:07):
but they're not. It didn't notrice quakes. They don't exist yet,
super crunchy rice cake. I wastrying to explain it, and that idea
was like, he think they're ricequakes and they're just really really crunchy,
like really crispy rice cakes. Andit was like, why quake? And

(02:11:28):
I was like, because of thecrunch, But why is it called quake
because it crunches about? It's justabout the qrunch, that's the quake part.
Yeah, she got it. Shewas on board with it. So
I feel like it's a pretty unanimousthing. Robert, I'm gonna assume is
saying yes, even though it's anote for me. Doug, can't hear
you, Robert, Sorry, Ithink you cut out that. Robert used

(02:11:52):
to be all like a plain asssnack like that seems like it would be
right up to your alley. Yeah, you wouldn't put anything on your rice
quake, you you know, hejust wants that. He's a rice cake
guy. He would be the guythat makes this. Could use races.
It's too crunchy for me. I'mjust going us Crispy treats at that point.

(02:12:13):
Well, right, Crispy quake.They are elite and the quakes will
be cereal. Yeah. We pitchour ideas at the beginning of every podcast,
and the peacum serre. We throwout business ideas, ask our our
dumb questions, anything we got onour mind. That's what we want you
guys to do. For the answerssegment, hit us up on Twitter at
pass Grady Pod. Used the hashtagptg answers for that one. You can

(02:12:33):
also email them to us answers atpass gradypod dot com, or just go
to the contact us part of thepassagreypod dot com website and Jesse'll forward that
email over to us what you saidthem. But we do check Twitter first,
so use hashtag ptg answers to Twitterat pass Grady Pod. That's how
we search for them. And thenI did find a good email at it.

(02:12:54):
I'm pretty good email. I don't. I'm pretty sure they're trying to
be an honest so we're gonna beone email to day. But this guy's
is the answers segment. Answer question, answer the question, the subject question
as sans any questions the credit step. You gotta be watching the YouTube version

(02:13:26):
of this or I don't. Idon't, I don't know what you're doing.
All right, all right, it'sI'm gonna say, passing great podcast
on YouTube. Fucking subscribe to us. We need five hundred subscribers. What
the fuck are y'all doing? Guys? What the fuck y'all doing? Let's
start with Alexis Garcia at Alexis TexasUnderscore on Twitter. Alexis Garcia says,
since phones don't have buttons anymore,is butt dialing still a thing? Like?

(02:13:50):
Is it actually even possible? Absolutely? It is, pat yes,
but dis me probably once a monthat least. Yeah, it's technically it's
a pocket dial at this point.So what it is, guys, is
like, I'll make a phone call, the rare phone calls that I make,
and I've got my favorites. It'sgot you know, my family member,

(02:14:13):
is my best friend, the othermanagers at work, you are in
the alice. Yeah, it's allwork and everything, and then podcast what
will happen is I'll call somebody that'son that list, because it's the only
people I actually will call, andthen I forget to hit the turn off
button on my phone, so thenI slide it back into my pocket.

(02:14:37):
Well that it's bouncing around, andthere inevitably one or two of those is
going to get contacted, and ithappens the the other one that really sucks
for me. And it always happenswhen I call my GM, and it's
it's always him and are like backuphouse accounting. I don't really know what
to call her, but I'll try, Like me and him will be on

(02:14:58):
the phone, and then her nameis right behind where the hang up button
is when I call him, SoI'll go to hang up with him and
he hits just before me, andthen I immediately call her. Even though
I end that call immediately, it'sstill registers and she has to call me
back every time. Yeah, yeah, I've told her. I'm like,
just like if I if it hangsup right away and I don't leave you

(02:15:18):
a text or a voicemail, Ididn't mean to do it, but she
still calls her back every time.That's kind of what you do. I've
realized you do too, where Likethere is I think the first couple of
doing what's up? Did you justcall? Because Pat doesn't usually call me
unless like something crazy just happened inthe game he's got it's like sports want
a bet or like something crazy he'sgot asked me about the podcast, but
like typically you're not like what's what'swhat's going on? Dude. I remember

(02:15:41):
you had called me to tell me, uh, something happened to the Cowboys.
They were losing. I think itwas the Packers h And that was
the week of the Giants Texans.And I was like in the in the
plane getting ready to take off,and I was like, what's up,
dude, And I was kind ofdruging. I was like, oh fuck,
yeah, dude. And I justremember like, fuck the cow Boys,
all right, love you man,And I was like, who are

(02:16:01):
you talking to? I was like, oh, Patrick, you just tell
Pat you love him? Sometimes yeah, I don't. I don't know,
but I love the homies bias,Like what the fuck is what I call
my friends? I love them.I don't care. Yeah. So,
yes, I am evidence that buttdialing is still a thing. It's technically
pot dialing. Now that's pretty good. Yes, it's it's still Yeah.

(02:16:26):
And you like, hey, what'sup? And you like you just hear
nothing, yeah, or you canhear like shuffling, or you can tell
it's like in a pocket. ButI used to always get butt dialed because
like like when it would just goto people's like phone book, like I
was a lot of times I wasalec I was like the A in their
phone books st I would pop upfirst. I used to always call a
D that worked at the buzz aDot D and I would always butt dial

(02:16:50):
them and like sometimes like he wouldhang out. It sounds like you're having
a great Thanksgiving. Man, happyThanksgiving. But I think you butt dialed
me a couple of times. I'msorry, dude, I will say that.
And this doesn't have to do withthe old school, but I missed
T nine texting, being able totext from your pocket. Now you can
go out with your voice. Butlike now and now I kind of do

(02:17:11):
it because I used swipe text alot. I've starting to used to it.
Apple watches that, but all swipetexts without looking. And then I'll
send it and I'll look at it, b like, oh that wasn't even
fucking that was close. That wasn'tYeah, And now you go and you
hit edit and your friendI bick,what the fuck did that just mean?
And you edit it so then itshows up what it's supposed to say.
I don't know what you're talking about. It's very clear. I I like

(02:17:35):
my friend and I a group chat. He unsent something to us. He
was like, oh, you gota message, So unsent this message and
it's like still but like that's myfavorite thing. Now. It's like you
just like they made it seem like, oh, we can help you out,
you can understand this that it's like, well, not if you tell
them that I undersent it, becausethen we're like, what the fuck are
you saying? Sent? He's like, I send my girlfriend a picture like

(02:17:56):
he was playing rugby over the weekendand somebody gets stepped on his toe and
he had like a fucked up liketoe leg I have with my with my
fingers under the nail, and hewas sending her a picture of that,
but he accidently sended it to ourgroup chat, and what the fucking is
in us? That's the picture.It's a picture of my physic can see
it? What you got? Thatthe rare times that anyone has unsent a

(02:18:16):
message in our group chat, andusually just because like they'll unsend it because
like they realize, like I'll fuckthey're just gonna retype it. They just
get an avalanche of misogyny from therest of the chat. And just so
you pussy what you fucking you're unsending? You fucking live, you live,
dude. It is the odds.It's just here guys being dudes. It's

(02:18:37):
what it is, and it's justlike, no, dude, Like I
mispelled something and instead of deleting likeediting it, I just deleted it and
retexted it. No you fuck it, pussy correct it with a star on
the top. Thing. Oh Istill I loved I will. I have
got one friend that hates it,so I'll edit messages for other people,
but if he's involved at all,I don't edit. And I still put

(02:19:00):
the star word underneath. It's somuch fun, all right. Our next
one is from Matt. Matt didnot attach his name. Matt sent us,
and I think we've had one relationshipwith us. We always say,
like send us relationship advice along withyour power rankings, and we had one
time we had relationship advice. Thisis the second time and Matt emailed in

(02:19:22):
and it's kind of long, soI'm gonna try and read through it all
in one take. But Matt says, I was hanging out with this girl
for a while. We've been talkingfor about three months, so she knows
me well enough. But she stillsays that she has concerns for her safety
and sometimes it bothers me. Ialways try my best to make her feel
comfortable around me. I asked herto go on a date with me to

(02:19:43):
the movies this weekend. She agreedto go, but also made sure to
mention that she will be bringing herPeppers Brave for her too with her too.
For some reason, this was thefinal stratomy, so I stopped responding
to her and completely ghosted her.Am I overreacting because even if it was
a joke, I feel like it'sinappropriate and offensive? Am I wrong?
What do you guys think? Ithink you're wrong for ghosting. That's some

(02:20:05):
childish, dumb ass shit. Butuh yeah, if after three months she's
like like still I don't feel comfortablearound you, I'll make cool. You'll
never see me again, don't ghostSo give it's a joke, that's what
I think. That's what I thinkyou would be able to take the joke
if it's the joke, Because Ifeel like if it's a joke, yeah,
because one, are you putting outcreepy vibes that you're not picking up

(02:20:28):
on? Yeah? Like, whatare you doing that's making I think that
I need to bring I need tolike let him know that I will be
bringing pepper spray. If you're childishenough to go someone, I don't know,
why would you still keep talking tosomeone for three months if you felt
they need to bring pepper spray?That's my thought. And it's also like,

(02:20:48):
what did you do that made herfeel like she needed pepper spray?
Or has she had some traumatic lifeevent that we don't know about that makes
sure you feel like she needs tobring pepper spray all the time, because
like I can also see that.Also, is it he felt like it's
inappropriate and offensive? I mean,I don't know if it's a joke,
it's a joke offense to You're aguy. You're not allowed to get offended

(02:21:09):
by shit. Shut up be offendedguy. Yeah, I don't like that.
You shouldn't be afinned guy. Don'tbe offended. Listen to the podcast,
but don't be afinned guy. Also, just like I'm not I'm not
pointing, don't go sitt in thefinger. I'm not pointing a singer,
but I'm saying, think back tocould you have said anything that might have
made her think like this is notcool? But then like, why do
you go on a date, adate with a guy where you like,
he may try and attack me physically. I might need this pepper spray,

(02:21:31):
Like I get like having the keychain because a lot of girls like they
just have pepper spray on him atall times. And maybe she knew,
like you, maybe I don't knowif there was like an inside joke that
you had been like you gotta bringyour pepper spray again, you gotta bring
your pepper spray. Do you haveto bring you spray? And like maybe
she's like, I'm going on thedate, but I will be bringing my
pepper spray and you're like what thefuck? Like, oh, here's that

(02:21:52):
she's playing? Do you keep takingher late at night to not save areas?
Like are you like, oh no, I love this restaurant, but
it's in the fucking third ward andyou keep going at ten o'clock at night
every time we're just hanging out.I don't know, don't go stirt,
just reach out. But hey,by the way, you know, sorry,
didn't mean to goost. It waskind of childish, but like,
I don't know, you keep givingme vibes like you think I'm gonna do

(02:22:15):
something and you're gonna peppers frame me. I just don't really want to be
around someone like that. But Imean, if she hasn't peppers communicate,
it might just be a bit.Also find out if it's a bit.
If it's a bit, it justfeel like it's been three months, yeah,
because also I would it not bea bit if it's been three months.

(02:22:37):
If it has this been going onfor the entirety of the three months
or did it just start? Ineed to follow up. I feel like
so many questions. If it waslike I'm bringing pepper spray with me to
this thing we're going to the firsttwo days it was like, because you
don't think I could protect you,It's like I probably couldn't protect you.
It's some bigger dude tried to fightme, Like I probably you're right,
I probably could not stop that.That's like the first that's like the first

(02:22:58):
gets eat up. I'll get beatup. I can do that. I
guarantee I'll be the first person toget kicked their ass kick. I promise
you you will not get your asskicked before me if it comes out into
that. But I cannot promise thatI will be the hero you need.
I will do my will. Youwill probably also be the one that starts
the fight. I will not prevailin this fight, but I got you

(02:23:20):
back. I'll make sure that Iget other people. Remember fucking m on
the office when Jim had Dwight,who was not a chick, but like,
imagine maybe maybe this girl you weretalking to was like Dwight. And
you know, people have been makingfun of her for bringing weapons into the

(02:23:41):
office every day for six years.And then finally some dude tries to mug
you guys, and she whips outher pepper spray fucking sprays the fuck out
of this guy. You didn't getyour ass kicked. That guy gets fucking
handled and arrested. Now nobody gotrobbed, and you're like, thanks babe
for bringing the fucking pepper spray.I need I need an update. I

(02:24:01):
need never next week. I needanother update on this. Yeah, Matt,
hit us up. We need toWe need to follow up because I
don't think you're noticing it. Butit's very possible that you were putting out
like some sort of weird vibe thatmaybe she's like worried about it. But
I also think it's sketchy that,like, if you were putting out that
vibe, I don't think she hangsout with you for three months unless you're

(02:24:22):
like beating her, right and thenlike she's got pepper sprace so she wouldn't
need it, Like she wouldn't.It's a weird situation. But I do
think ghosting is the wrong move.I think you need to be like,
look, you shouldn't be doing that, Like, like it's not like assault
is not funny. You're joking aboutme maybe assaulting you. It hit me
personally if you're if you're close enoughwith her after three months, like like

(02:24:45):
I'm most sensitive about it. I'mmost sensitive about it, and attack his
team, attack his team. Alexwill get very triggered. And I do
get very triggered. And like yousaying that you feel like I might assault
you, that triggers me. AndI'm sorry because I would never do that.
I would just be like, hey, I again. But like if
it's a joke, I can't reallybe in public with you because I'm a

(02:25:05):
big guy, and if you makea joke about you needing pepper spray around
me, somebody else might kick myass. Yeah. I get that it
can be a funny joke, butin public, let's maybe not make pepper
spray jokes, right, and we'retogether because then somebody else could sucker punch
me trying to play the white Knight. It seemed like she just was like,

(02:25:26):
but I will be bringing by pepperspress. It seemed like that was
over the phone or over if you'rewrong. If you find out it is
a joke that she's doing, hangon to her because she's got a seriously
dark sense of humor and that's awesome, but also like maybe she's not gonna
work out. Maybe, but dude, if she's got a dark you both
seem like you have some people doesn'tgel well with the other. Like she's

(02:25:48):
constantly kind of concerned she might getattacked. He's constantly concerned that she might
pepper spray. And why are youworried she might pepper spray? You don't
give her a reason about and couldalso got her guard up too high.
She's got some other shit that likeyou're not gonna be able to fix.
That's not your problem, that's herown, that's her own personal like journey
she's got to figure out on herown. So maybe it's not the time

(02:26:11):
for a relationship. We'll say thisthough, Matt. If you find out
she is joking and you just can'thandle that. Send me her number because
she's dark and I dig that.Can we turn that into a T shirt?

(02:26:31):
Also, she's a quote of mesaying she's dark and I dig that
she's dark and I dig that.But it's like a vampire. Oh.
I was gonna say it was gonnabe like on the back, it was
just gonna say not racist. That'dbe funny. It was like, was
that I don't know that. Yeah, fuck you mayoral candidates they're running against

(02:27:01):
me. Fuck you guys. Usethis. We'll run that. Shoot that
shirt next June. I didn't sayit. He said that'll be my campaign
shirt. That's how you raise mynot racist? Um okay, um yeah.
I like questions like that. Yeah. I mean it's a very specific
question, but like, send usyour relationship questions. I like, I

(02:27:22):
like playing the am I the assholecard? Like like I love those on
fucking on Reddit. I love wouldpeople do that? But so I send
us that shit? Um all right. Josh Tree Coddle at Joshua Tree seven
one three on Twitter says, sinceit's shark week, how about your power
rank sharks? And uh he givesus tiger sharks, Great White Sharks,

(02:27:43):
Hammerhead, thrash, your sharks,and bull sharks to pick some. So
happy Shark Week. I guess weshould have made that a comeback kid,
but Shark Week back late comeback kids. Yeah, So power ranking those five
sharks. You guys know we lovethe power rank things. Give us the
five things we lunch the power rank. There are some and we will pick
the best ones each week. Um, who wants to go first? I
want to go first because I feellike there's a clear one yes, and

(02:28:09):
I feel like Robert's the guy isnot gonna take it. Yeah, he
might take it. There's only onepossible other number one, And I feel
like Robert's gonna go with a completelydifferent one than either of those two,
just because he's Robert Cook. AllRight, you guys gonna let me cook.
I'll cook. I'm going Hammerhead numberone. I'd see that. I

(02:28:31):
knew he was gonna Yeah, hammerHead number one. It's not, but
it's a reason. It's acceptable.Looks like a hammer. It's like the
working man shark. I got you. It's the coolest looking shark. Yeah.
Yeah, most relatable. I relatethat to that one the most.
You feel like you have a hammerhead. Mhm, Robert's got a hammer

(02:28:54):
I mean you said, what's next? Um next, I'm gonna go with
thrasher shark. I like imagine itlike I like imagine like it's at at
a rock concert and it's just likeit's the one that's in the mosh pit.
Yeah, okay, definitely was wherehe thrasher sharks hanging out down at

(02:29:20):
the skate park under the sea.Thrasher. No, then then I'm going
and I'm going sorry, I'm goingbullshark. That's number three, all right,

(02:29:41):
bullshrack number three, because like youknow, you can ride it,
and they don't like red and Ican't see colors. So try and ride
it. Try and ride a bullshark. See how that goes for you.
You can't, you can't. Noone's ever done We don't judge you
longer than eight seconds. I don'tthink anyone's ever done it for eight seconds.
What I'm saying, it's impressive,pressive on the bulls shark. Yeah,

(02:30:05):
number four, tiger shark. Youknow this whole tiger king thing.
It wasn't like you're out on it. Yeah, never never kick it into
it, you know, the tigersharks were first, I believe, right,
yeah, but then they got theygot co opted, okay, co
op Yeah, appropriations not as notas fresh. Yeah, and speaking appropriation,

(02:30:28):
great White as last racist Yeah,I mean we racist have said in
the past it's always the white sharks. You got issues with them, and
they gave themselves. That mean theywere just white sharks. There you gomerhad
thrasher, bull tiger thing, greatwhite. Okay, so here's the correct

(02:30:52):
list. It's great White is numberone. It is the king of sharks.
It is the greatest shark. Itis the most fearsome shark. It
is the most famous shark. Itis the most elite predator. It hunts
things so goddamn hard that when itkills it, it flies into the air
out of the water. They madelike three movies about it. Yeah,
Great White is one the shark movie. If this, if it was a

(02:31:15):
fucking bull shark, then yeah,okay, bullshark can be number one.
But it was it was a greatwhite fucking Bruce from Finding Nemo cool,
great white dude. Number one.It was white shark great yeah, two,
Hammerhead, it's the coolest looking shark, Like, look, what are
you doing? Nature that's awesome.I don't know what you're doing, but

(02:31:37):
it's fucking cool. Uh three,I'm gonna go bull Shark because you gotta
respect it. Because I believe thebull shark actually attacks more people than any
other show. I wrote on mynotes, I said, statistically, the
most attacks are from bullsharks because theywill swim in the shallower waters. So
a lot of times in like Florida, you'll be like, oh is that
Pentacola Beach and we were in medeep water, and like you'll get a

(02:32:01):
gash on the side of your calf, like not like life threatening a lot
of times, but like a goodlike fuck you up, Yeah, you
get stitches. Yeah. And alsomy nickname growing up was bull so that's
right, it's at that. Uhfour, I'm gonna go thrash your shark.
No idea, what the fuck thatis? Sick ass name though,

(02:32:22):
that's a dude. That's an extremefive. Five I'm going t Tiger just
because no threat there. They swimaround and they look pretty but like they're
not that big and it's it's notreally a threat. Those are tourist sharks.
Really, they swim in between people. You can get them in shallow
water because they're not too big.But they're not you, tiger. I
don't think tigers actually like really evergo after anybody. They're just kind of

(02:32:46):
there. But they're a smaller breedtoo, Like even the biggest ones aren't
that big. Because remember here thatsays tiger sharks that to be among the
most aggressive shark species. Yeah,tiger shark for a large share of fatal
shark bite at incidents and regard isone of the most dangerous shark species in
the world. Okay, well,then, as usual, I'm wrong.

(02:33:07):
I'm just selling without farbriding canals creatinga potential for encountering emails. All I
know is when I was a littlekid and we would go up to Cape
Cod, I would see little tigersharks swimming around us when we went in
the ocean, and uh, butthey were I mean they were literally like
there were small tigers. So therewere the size of like big catfish.

(02:33:28):
Yeah, so they would just kindof swim around. You would see one
every so often and swim all.I don't know about the big ones.
I only speak for the babies,Okay. Were the big ones apparently assholes?
Yeah, kind of fucking dicks.Apparently. I bet you thrashers aren't
much nicer. All right, Soso one through five again, Great White,
uh, great white, hammerhead,bowl thrasher, tiger. Okay,

(02:33:50):
all right, Um I went greatWhite obviously one one for all the paths
that, like everything about sharks isthe great White is the biggest would I
mean, I'm just saying I don'tagree with their name. Watch next week,
Robert's gonna get his results back andhe's gonna change his too. Oh
yeah, great White is pretty good. Yeah, I don't hate it.
I don't hate it. Number twoI did put as a tiger shark.

(02:34:15):
I thought they attacked. I'm gladthat I actually just found stats that kind
of back that up. But Ialso was like, tigers are fucking sick.
Sharks are fucking sick. Combine thetwo tiger shark fucking sick. So
not great white, but like tigershark, that's just two sick animals that
you named one animal after. Soawesome points for that. Okay. So

(02:34:35):
I'm also starting to think right nowthat what I saw was a shark that
had some stripes, so I thoughtit was a tiger shark. So I
just looked it up. Bull bullsharks are seven to eight feet and tiger
sharks grew up sixteen feet. SoI don't think I know what the fuck
a tiger shark is. I'm justlike just simming around. It was catfish.
I thought it was called a tigerstripes. Maybe that's not what a

(02:34:56):
tiger shark is. Believe it ornot. There's other fish that have stripes.
So I all right, so mylist was wrong, But then again,
I'm usually very wrong about at leastone thing an episode, so sorry.
Continue. Um, all right,so I'm gonna go great White number
one, number two, tiger sharkfor two badass animals all on one.

(02:35:20):
Number three Hammerhead, because fucking it'sthe working man's shark. And yeah,
it just looks cool as fuck likethis. I was watching a video of
a hammer head shark and I wasdoing some doing some research or like what
looks the coolest, and just likethere is a little like gift that popped
up and just like the hammerhead howthey kind of like kick their head side
to side when this swim like justlooks cool as fuck. It's just you're

(02:35:41):
like just fucking hammering through the water. Fuck a badass. Make sure you
make a gift of that of medoing the hammerhead. It's what I'm right
they are. I don't really I'mnot gonna do anything, but yeah,
so hammer head number three and Ijust like under it just looks cool,
looks cool. Swim's cool. Numberfour is bull shark because against statistically the
most like bites but they're kind oflike bitch bites it a lot of times
and like bull kind of like tigershark. Bull sounds cool, is it?

(02:36:05):
Bull's a cool animal? Shark?Cool animal bull shark? Super cool.
Animal. Number five is a thrashershark because I looked it up and
it kills not all of its prey, but it kills a live of its
prey by whipping it with its tail, which is why it's called a thrasher
shark. So it just knocks thefunk out of like a fish. It
was like swim smack, I'm aswim by and just grabbing in each it's

(02:36:26):
like kind of like it like bitchslaps. It's food, which is cool,
but like it has a cool name, but like not two animals combined
into one animal not with it notnot the name of like the scariest sharks
just DAWs like that, Like thatwasn't a great White, so like,
god, super cool. But five, I think it's called a thresher shark.

(02:36:54):
I just googled it. There's nothrasher shark. It's thresher Oh yeah,
yeah that is. That is threshersharks. Oh what dude, first
YouTube thing thresher shark kills prey withtail to fucking Honestly, the Mako sharks

(02:37:16):
should have been in this discussion insteadof the thresh show because five that are
given to us, we just rankthem. That's what we do. Say
the beauty of the power rankings.The Mako could have sneaky Ben number two
above Hammerhead. I also said thatI think we should. I told Josh
to remind me to do a mockdraft of sharks because shark drafting would be

(02:37:37):
absolutely electric. Yes, like greatWhite, I feel like it's an obvious,
well first pick, but like youcould go so many different directions,
dude. Somebody could pick great Whiteand another person could pick Bruce. Yeah,
you could. You could pick Jaws. We could go Jaws, Great
Whites, and Bruce one one one. That actually should be their rule,

(02:37:58):
like whoever the draft there is topick one of those three, so we
all technically have great white first,I mean Street Sharks. Yeah, also
highly intestate. If you guys,sorry, I know this is just going
way off. Lord again, Robert, if you guys can find it was
some sort of Disney Chip or notDisney Channels sci fi movie. It was

(02:38:22):
called like Land Sharks. I watchedup my buddies like a month ago.
One of the greatest bad movies ofall time, like way better than Sharknado.
Okay, yeah, look that up. There was somebody very famous in
the two like nineties famous, youknow, all right, well nine o
two and no famous at two morequestions, Two more questions and we'll get

(02:38:43):
out of here. Robert, sorryabout that. Um, I did say
it was a loaded pod. Itwas a loaded pod. Last week I
felt like it was kind of moreLucy Goosey. This is a fucking loaded
pod. Um our. Next questionfrom Raimundo bin Avidez at Kamundo b the
reigning passing baby in VP um andhonestly he might be the leader for MVP
again. So I'm just saying,if you want to catch up to Mundo,

(02:39:05):
you're gonna have to start stepping yourgame up because we might have our
second back to back winner in pastthe Gravy MVP history. Have we had
only two winners of MVP. Josh, I was gonna say Tod, Yeah,
let's gonna say, there's no wayTodd's MVP. I think I'm moving

(02:39:26):
to every day. But and thenMundo could win it back to back this
year. This is so, thisis the fifth year. Is this is
the fifth year of fifth year ofthe Gravies. So yeah, but anyway,
Mundo says. Mundo says, hasthe wrong whole excuse ever happened while
fingering four? Sure, I don'tknow about honestly happening, Like yeah,

(02:39:52):
you know the old sorry babe,br whoops, think about it. It's
been like I'm gonna try it,dude, like like young like Mormon kids
messing around for the first time,and the kid just like reaches down and
doesn't know what he's doing because he'snever hasn't even soaked, he's never seen
one before. His hand is kindof down there and he's fiddling with shit

(02:40:13):
in the accident. I could definitelysee so not necessarily Mormon, you know,
That's just what I threw out.But some young kids just happened to
be touched anything, and he asked, curls his finger a little too far
back. For sure, it's totallyit totally has to have happened. I

(02:40:35):
don't Yeah, I don't even thinkit's like that much of a quay.
I absolutely think that both never happened, maybe accidentally like, but definitely also
intentionally by then using it. Ohmy bad, wrong, hole, Sorry,
I feeling sorry. I thought yourgooch was clit. Sorry that was
yeah, my bad. So yes, answer is yes, it's happened,

(02:41:00):
just rarely and hopefully only in theinexperienced. All right. Our final question
of the week is from Quentin Hughes, who also gave us a not cool
earlier today. But Quentin is atqtas on Twitter, and Quentin says,
if we eat spiders in our sleep, how many do we have to eat
to turn into Spider Man? SoI believe he's referring to like that,

(02:41:22):
the saying that you swallow so manyspiders each year in your sleep, which
is both it's fake, by theway, That's what I've I've heard it
been debunked. I don't know,but um, I don't know if it
matters. I don't even think itmatters how many spiders you do swallow.
I think you have to be swallowinga spider that's radioactive and bites you,
and that's how you become Spider Man. Because you guys know, I'm a

(02:41:45):
huge superhero guy. I've seen allthe movies, um read all the books
and m Spider Man becomes Spider Manbecause he gets a bit by radioactive spiders.
So like, I don't think itmatters, like if you get bit
on the and like he got bitor if you just swallow a spider and
then it's like pissed off that yougot they got swallows it bites you like

(02:42:07):
you're just Spider Man. It's it'sit's the quality of the spider, not
the quantity of the spiders that turnsyou into Spider Man. If you swallow
it and it bites you in yourmouth, like your throat, like can
you not like because Peter Parker gotbit with like in his hand so he
could shoot webbs out of his hands. Do you think you could just like

(02:42:28):
throw up webs if you got bitin the back of the throat like you's
like and it's just like a ropethat goes everywhere and you just have to
kind of get like moved by youryour head and neck. Actually, that
makes sense, I can discuss.That makes a lot of sense because you
know, actual spiders they're pretty muchshitting out the web. Yeah, they're
not shooting it out of the risk. So the fact that Peter, now,

(02:42:52):
it also depends on what form ofSpider Man you're buying into. The
original Spider Man comic, it wasa uh can he invents the web shooters,
and a lot of them go withthat. It's not actually shooting out
of his wrist. That was justthe Toby McGuire. I mean I also
knew that obviously. Yes, ofcourse I know you did. I was
speaking to the audience clearly. Umbecause yeah, anatomically correct Spider Man would

(02:43:16):
be shooting webbs out of his assholeor right next to it. Uh yeah,
no, I Spider I like theoriginal Spider Man. I go with
the he invented his webshooters, soknow the throat when it happened. But
uh yeah, no, it's it'squality of Spider not quantity. You don't

(02:43:39):
eat a certain amount and get toSpider Man. The answer just be however
many it takes into a radioactive spider. It's gonna bite your Yeah, I
mean we'll find out. So thegovernment wants us all to eat bugs,
so you have a lot more SpiderMan's popping up decades exactly. But yeah,

(02:44:01):
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