Pass The Gravy #569: Baby Wait

The guys talk about summer camps, shark attacks, and competitive eating. They also learn about cricket and power rank karaoke songs.

Follow the show on twitter/X: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

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Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby, thetopping lead spread. That's what listen.
It's past the Grave Grave we goand fishing for your bitch today with drunk
and Houston Houston Baby. Now wego ahead and link and we get rich

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today, Rich Bitch, Bravy,Gravy, Gravy Good, What is going
on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day. It's Past Gravy episode number five hundred
and sixty nine. Nice, Nice, get it. It's the five hundred

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nicest episode in last Gravy history.Happy Gravy Day, everybody. It's Alex
pat and Bobby jokes back at itagain. And this is what we're gonna
call the baby wait episode of thepodcast. My wife is pastor due date
at this point in time. I'mnot going to talk about baby stuff the
whole podcast. My wife is pastord date right now, and if she
pops at any moment, this isthe end of the podcast. So you

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may get a very short podcast,you may get a full podcast. We
may tag it on to the endof the next full podcast we do,
which would be kind of funny ifit ends up in like the answer segment.
You get a five hour podcast intwo weeks. But whatever happens,
We're gonna give you some content thisweek. But what's going on with you,
fellas? What have you been upto guys? I would say that
the stress of your baby's kind ofbeen affecting me. Obviously that is much.

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But the fact that it's not herebecause I'm gonna be, you know,
filling in on the show that Chile'sfilling in for you on call,
Like I'm waking really off. I'mwaking up every morning, Like you know,
if I wake up the in themiddle of the night for me being
like six am, I'm like okay. On YouTube, is Alex there like
okay? Then I would you don'tthink I would let you know. I

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feel like you are literally like theprobably like the second or third text that
goes out, I had text family, and then I probably text Rod and
then you would probably be in agroup chat. I'd be like, hey,
baby's happening your call and I wouldprobably call you. Yeah, especially
happened in the middle of the night. I would definitely call it, like,
hey, buddy, I know it'sfour am, but maybe get up,

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like in the middle of the showis a going to happen? I
need to like be up then,so like I've just been like, you
know, just like I'm on call, and now I'm excited because if I
have one of my random late fiveam nights, now I can send Robert
a good morning text like I'm stillawake, Robert, good morning. I

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do that something from time to timewith Alex and it's really cute. Yeah.
So today he was bitching about somethinghe was listening to us argue over
and it was really funny. Think, oh, fucking Patsa, what's that
dude. Well, I mean I'malways up that I was at work and
then I was in the work VanWell, I know, but I like
with that textpeaker on the show,Im, hey, that's listening to me.
Yeah, he doesn't ever say anyof the things I tell him to

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say after that, you know,but you don't see it until after I've
already said whatever was said. Peoplethink I'm out staring at my phone all
the time, Like usually it's likeoff to the side, and then I'm
like, okay, let me checkit. When we're on a break.
Well that's what like, I'll like, yeah, right when you guys go
to commercial all bit bam stupid.Yeah, Okay, let's get it.

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Let's get it the pre come segment. I got some ideas, all right,
I feel like, you know,I've I've had I've been doing nothing
but waiting for a kid to come. So I've had a lot of time
to sit and think. But I'vealso talked to a lot of friends that
have kids. What I have learnedrecently is that all kids that are on
summer breaker at a camp right now, and also that camps apparently cost a

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lot of money. So my ideais that we need to start a gravy
camp and pretty much just like finda way to like get not like not
charge the most amount of money,but charge just like slightly less than like
the most amount of money. Sothey're like, oh, we're good quality,
we're good quality camp, but likewe're not gonna break the bank.

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And then also like your kids aregonna have fun here, so we'll do
like cool things like I'm gonna say, we're gonna have a moonwalking camp,
and that's just really we have trampolines. That's dope. I like that,
right, because it's like you couldkind of moonwalk, and then we'll just
play Michael Jackson videos of him moonwalkingin the background. And it's like,
hey, moonwalking camp to have fun, but also learn skills that are gonna
help them. Like I want toteach them how to use tools, how

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to use power tools. So likewhen Dad's working on something around the house
and he's like, get me thePhillips rights. Bam, kid already knows
it Philip screwdriver. Probably gonna getshot up for that one right there.
Yeah, but I want them to, you know, learn how to work
with their hands, how to developthings, maybe eventually create things for gravy
check who knows, you know,that's not what the camp is for.

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Yeah, gravy Tech is sponsoring gravycamp. Yeah, it's the gravy Tech
Gravy camp, a gravy camp,a gravy Tech how to use Excel spreadsheets
and you know, how to balanceour books, all those type of things.
Some other things. I was themaybe how to hot wire car that's
using your hands, that's essentral.What if mom and dad lose their keys

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and they can get it open,but they can't start it. I'm sure
that's happened to all of us atsome point in time. That's a very
useful skill. And then maybe Patneeds a car and Pat's car is in
the shop and he doesn't want topay for an uper and then maybe we
can get it. We can getone of our campers to help us out
later. Not saying that's what's gonnahappen. I'm just throwing out scenarios.
I can teach him how to throwthe perfect distraction dodgeball. You know,

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so like when you're playing you gottwo balls, you got to throw one
up in the air so they lookat it. But you can't throw it
way up in the air. It'stoo obvious. You got to make it
look like you're trying to do something, so they look at that vamp perfect
distraction dodgeball was seeing. Maybe aboxing slash fight club. Also, we
could start like Gravy Camp is moreso and this is all the like they're

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all like, this is voluntary.They pick which camp. You send it
to Gravy Camp and they can kindof sign up. There's like a sign
up sheet the classes and you pickwhat you would like to go to.
So it's like Monday in camp,I'm gonna go to boxing slash fight Club.
Tuesday, I'm gonna learn how hotway a car. Wednesday, that's
my favorite day. It's Moonwalk Day. I'm going to Moonwalk Camp that day
on Friday. How to how tospot a rat line, So when your

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dad's trying to decide who to gambleon that day, you can make that
I don't know that line is suspicious. Yeah, everyone loves to kid that
gambles with your parents. Then Ithink there should be one. It's just
it's called Hole's Day, and it'sjust not don't think dirty. It's literally
just like the movie Holes. Yougot to dig a hole that's as deep
as a shovel and is and it'slike wide as the shovel is, and

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then you're done, like you justhang out. So it's like, dude,
if you had to just burn througha day. Days years after this,
whatever you want to do, youcan go to try all the camps.
You can go to hot Wire Camp. You do all the cool stuff.
And then also like just practically thepoor and concrete, because we would
obviously get them to build next year'scamp. Like that's this year's camp starts
to build parts for next year's camp. So we teach them to build like

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a foundation and then maybe teach themto do some dry wall. Towards the
end of the summer, so thenwe have like, hey, and this
is a banquet room. If theywork hard enough, we have a banquet
room by the end of the summer, and then we can have our awards
ceremony at that. I think thatshows them like, hey, my hands
worked on all of this for free, but my parents paid for it.
But like, I get to enjoythe fruits of my labor. And you

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know what, even if they don'tfinish it this year, when it does
get finished, I'd like to inviteevery person that worked on it to come
back and enjoy it once at least. I'm in favor that. I kind
of like the idea of all summerlong they have or they have the whole
summer to build the building that they'regonna have it in. So if they

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don't finish, then there's no acTheir parents are gonna hate them during the
graduation part of it. But alsothen the parents, if they're angry sledgehammers,
they get to knock it all down. Then next year they pay us
again to rebuild it. Yeah,Like, did you ever go to summer
camps when you were kids? No? No, I went to like vacation
Bible school. A couple of timeswhen I was like, I'm young,

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we went to the church camp acouple of times, but it's like a
week. And then I remember whenI moved to Atlanta. We didn't really
have a ton of friends at thatpoint in time, and we my mom
sent me and my brother to thiscamp and it was a basketball camp,
and then it was a soccer camp, and it was a tennis camp.
And I was like dishaut and weget to like, like they're gonna teach
us to do all this, Andit wasn't really like they didn't teach you

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anything. They just were like,all right, the day, you're gonna
hang out in the tennis courts untillunch. Then we're gonna feed you.
And then we're standing back out atthe tennis courts. Take a partner and
play tennis with them. And itwasn't like here's how to serve better,
here's how to volley better. Justgo hang out at tennis court and play
with somebody. And then basketball day. I guess what we did. There's

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a bunch of basketballs play basketball.All right, it's lunchtime. Come on,
e I get back out there playingbasketball. Like they weren't organizing games.
They weren't officiating. It was justlike play basketball day. I don't
care. It was kind of geniusthinking back to it, because it's like
I didn't learn any more basketball skills. I just played basketball with some kids

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that I met and was entertained fora little bit. But like there wasn't
like any sort of functioning basketball trainingor skill teaching or anything like that.
So my parents were just paying,Like it is just them charging you to
be babysitters and so we can justdo weird stuff like that where we also
benefit for my kids, build usstuff, and then we can charge more

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next year because we have a banquetroom or whatever we add on. Yeah.
I always felt like camps for moreof an East Coast thing, like
oh yeah it's summer, Okay,I don't want to see my kids,
We're gonna send you to camp fora month and a half. But like
I just don't really I never reallyheard about it. But there's one Pine
something that I heard that people wouldgo to around here, but like I

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f fine, something like that,but like it's just it's not a big
church camp thing though, wasn't it. Yeah, But like camps just aren't
really a big industry down here.I don't think. Also, I was,
I was the youngest of four.My parents are like, I'm not
sending four children to camp, getthe fuck out of here. But sports
camps, I think hockey camp campwhere you go to the camp that you

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get sent to and you sleep atit. It's not like, this is
what I'm doing today, I'm goingto basketball camp. Well it's not really
camp. It's ten minutes away frommy house. And then I'm going home
at the end of the day.Like in football, we played football high
school. They would have the summercamps you'd go to and you can do
the volunteer workouts, and I rememberdoing it after my freshman year. I
was like, oh man, I'mgonna really show the coaches that can and
this fucking sucks. I'm gonna sleepin the summer. I'm never gonna do

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this again. I never once showedup to a voluntary summer workout ever.
Again. I was like, I'mnot getting paid for this. I remember
we used to Me and my brotherwould complain every year because my mom would
sign us up for like the eightam one. Oh, like this is
summer. This is stupid. Butthen immediately you're like thank god, because
by the time it ends at eleven, and I got one hundred and six
degreees, I got the late one, and I was just like dying,

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no. And then actually, Imean, you hate waking up as a
kid on the summer or during thesummer early, but then you have an
entire summer day to do whatever thefuck you want. It's great. Do
you hate summer a little bit asan adult? It just it doesn't mean
anything to me. Nothing means anythingto me. It infuriates me though when

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I hear somebody but well, I'mgonna sit back up a fuck you,
fuck you. You know what.I'm getting up every morning going into the
work. I'm not really like swinginga hammer or anything, but I'm talking
and doing other stuff. But Igotta get up and work. You just
get three months off. Must benice, Like I get why our dads
are so mad when we were kids. It makes sense as you get older,

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like it's must be nice sleeping onall fucking day, play video games
with your friends. Well, I'mpaying for this fucking house. That this
is how Just so you know,every restaurant worker feels about people who are
like can't wait to get to theweekend. Well, now, not me
because I don't work weekends. Butwill you say that to Most people that
work in a restaurant are like,oh yeah, I work Saturdays and Sundays.

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Go fuck yourself. Hey you it'salmost probably like fuck, I know
my weekend is fucking Tuesday, Wednesday. Those are the days that I get
off. That's a whole lot ofpeople are yeah, not me. I'm
a weekend guy. Don't know howI got it, but I don't question
it. I do. Just thinkthere's a lot of money in summer camps,
and I know people are paying thatmoney. I think we need to

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get in the game. Boys.They always see it, but it's it's
hard. I think I just figuredout why you don't do it in Texas
because it's one hundred and seventy sixdegrees outside every day and you don't want
to be responsible for two hundred children. Somebody's gonna die, or your only
option is have a lake and havethem in it all the time. We're

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like, okay, well, ifone gator gets in the lake, you're
fucked. If one kid drowns,you're fucked. Yeah, people are going
to be sending their kids to Pennsylvaniafor fucking summer camp. Well, if
we just had lifeguard camp and wejust teach our kids that our camp to
be lifeguards and to save the otherpeople. But like when you're not training,
you are also swimming. So reallywe're just not having to pay for

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lifeguards either. We just pay forthe camp bees to take shifts. Like
you can swim for like really likethree courters of the day. You don't
have to be a lifeguard other thanthe time you have to do a shift.
You can have your lunch. Adultsswim. There's not gonna be adults
the kids camp. Actually, weget the counselors get to swim during adults

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swim, and then the kids canhave lunch while you know, they're on
their break and the kid kids propersuncare or sunscreen care and how side screen
on using the spray you know youstill got to rub that in for maximum
protection. It'll just be walking aroundto the super white kids like follow me,

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I'll show you how it's stuck.Yeah, you're gonna be the sun
for twenty minutes and then that's itfor the day. But don't worry,
you'll be in air conditioning. It'sfine, so chalk it up gravy camp.
Let's start that next summer. We'llput up the infrastructure this year.
Maybe I'll enroll l in it.She can be our first camper. Other

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thing I had Lady Gaga. Idon't know why. I do know why.
I've been playing a lot of Fortniteand there's a Fortnite like radio station
with Lady Gug on it. Soboy in this way has been playing a
lot. And she says, don'tbe a drag, just be a queen
at one point, and I reallywant to start just judging people on like
their drag and their queen energy andbe like, dude, you're putting out
some real queen energy right now,pat And like if Robert hates an idea,

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like that's some real drag energy,bro, that's somewhat real drag energy.
Like, do not bring that dragenergy into this ship. You're being
a real like it be more queen. Don't be such a drag bro.
Like I want to start having likea drag meter and a queen meter.
And it's like we did. Wetried the darling like a Marlin meter.
Maybe like that home run or thatthat astro's play was very queen. That

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was that was a very queen swingby Kyle Tucker. And then like when
it was a striking out of thedrag drag me the way out. When
you started talking, I thought youwere going to say you were going to
start raiding drag queens? Are youbeing a trager? Are you a queen?

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Mostly don't see a lot of queenin that. I mean that could
also last time I saw Queen Elizabethwith six foot tall hair and red eyeshadow,
but you know that's just me.And then yeah, so on that,
like on Twitter and stuff, howdo we take this digital? How
do we grow this? Whenever somebodyposts something you don't like, just put

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like a drag racing gift on thebottom of it and they won't get it,
but it'll be funny because you're you'rebeing a drag dude, real drag
energy, real dress every political post. And then or do you I don't
know because I don't want to,like, do you put a drag queen
gift? Because then like that excusit since you could be a queen and
also be a drag queen. Ithink drag queens are queens. They're not

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drags at all. They're queens.Well, and if we're if like Pat,
You're like, this is a binarything. Everything's either queen or drag
bro drag queens cool queen not cooldrag talking about drag queens and saying everything's

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binary. There, buddy, wellI'm saying like it's either one or the
other. No, I get.I know what you're doing. I know
what I'm sending this to your employer, send it, find your address and
put you online. You dick aheadregardless, though, I think we really
need to start referring to things asqueen energy and drag energy, like depending

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on how this especially this month trial, I just want to just try it
out and we're like, bro solidqueen energy and just dap up a dude
and like what the fuck does thatmean? But such a queen, such
a queen dude. So yeah,I had that. And then another thing.
I really think I'm gonna solve theworld's problems here, like so strap
in, boys, I got anidea. I'm about to save the world.

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I just wrote, I jotted itdown. It's burning landfills. We're
gonna burn landfills. Guys. Everybodyalways talks about how like waste is such
a problem. Why do we haveall these landfills taking up all this space.
I've always wondered, why don't wejust burn that shit? Dude,
why don't we just burn that?Oh well, Alex, that's bad for
the that's bad for the environment.Don't worry. I got a plan.

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This is how we're gonna save thefucking planet. Guys. We're gonna save
the fucking planet this way. Allright. I got a little I got
a little chart for you. Hereis that I've conveniently drew made for you,
guys. All right, So landfillsare the problem. We're gonna get
rid of landfills. You light landfillson fire, let them burn. No
more landfills. Okay, we canjust make we can have like one central

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landfill that we just keep burning,and then we just keep refilling one landfill.
We've gotten rid of all the otherlandfills. It's that easy. How
do you do this, Alex?Don't worry. I gotta I gotta think.
Burn step one, burn, Weburn the landfills. There's a little
landfill, it's on fire, youburn it. Oh okay, Well,
let's polluting the environment. That's badfor the fire. Don't worry. I
got an idea for that bubble.Step two, you have bubble the burning
landfill that is burning up. Sothen the bubble keeps all of the pollutants

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from getting all over everyone else andcontaminating anything else and being bad for the
air. Oh okay, well thatseems like a solid plan. But what
do you do when it's done?Oh, don't worry. That's when the
step three comes in vacuum. You'regonna vacuum out all of what was just
burned in there into this vacuum.Okay, well, how do you release
that? What are we gonna dowith the vacuum? Easy? Our next

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step we're to launch that vacuum intospace, and then it's not our problem
anymore. Then our next step issolve pollution and global warming. We've just
done it all in like a veryquick five step process that I just put
right there. I don't understand howI'm having to solve our world's problems.
Like, Okay, landfill done,neat oh ozone protected cool done. Space.

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I don't give a fuck about space, dude, don't give a fuck
about space. I don't live there. Not my problem. World is saved.
So what I think we can actuallysave a lot of money on your
plan. If we cut out everysingle step except for the last one,
and we just put the trash onrockets and launch them into space, no,
because you would have to fill uptoo much shit. That's what I'm

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saying. You just put the vacuum, it's just like a big vacuum bag.
Then you need to keep that upinto space. Elon is working on
those relanding rockets, dud. Youdon't have to spend that much money on
rockets anymore. We just literally puta net around all the stuff. We
take it up into space, letit go. Yeah, it's space trash,
but who cares? Release it inlow orbit so it will burn up

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on re entry and that high Idon't think the greenhouse gases will affect anything.
That's just you know, based onmy brain. But the logic tracks.
I just gotta just gonna get it, Get me in a room with
Elon, and me and him willclean up America. It is solid logic.
But I still think that like,you want to minimize the like the

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wear and tearr you're gonna put onthose rockets, So burning up the trash
and then putting like the you couldput a bunch of like vacuum bags of
the burnt up trash to fill inone rocket instead of just a bunch of
trash that would like be more clutter. You would take up more space,
so it is more practical. Ithink here's another idea. People are mad
at us always bombing other countries.What if instead of explosives on our missiles,

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we fill them with our trash andwe just as a way of telling
countries to stop doing the shit thatthey were doing, we just throw a
lot of trash at them and thenthey have to deal with our trash.
Okay, I like that, Likethey're not real missiles. It's like air
base, they can't like retaliate becausewe're not blowing them up. But we

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just send like three metric tons worthof trash and like just cover every Iraqi
air base. It's like a nobut to send a message first where it's
like, look, we don't wantto ask like this, we're not going
to bomb you, but like here'sa trash bomb. If it keeps up,
we're gonna have real bombs coming.And then they're like, oh no,
we better get this bomb the trash. It'll smell super bad. When

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it's so gross, you might behonest something there, save save all of
L's dirty diapers for like the firsttwo months. We gotta we gotta give
yeah note, but yeah, thatwas my plan. We'll call it a
dirty bomb. A dirty bomb.I like that. I like that a

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lot. That was just my planto save the world. So I think
I figured out how to stop pollution. So nobody want to see you as
a Nobel Peace Prize. We wouldreally appreciate that. We are obviously the
greenest podcast on the planet. What'dyou guys have for the pre come segment?
I had so, you know howlike it's one of the best feelings

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in the world when you've got plansand then plans to get canceled. Yeah,
yeah, I had. The worstthing in the world happened to me.
It was I thought I wasn't goingto have to go to work.
So we we had to close onMonday morning to have our ac worked on,
and I work Monday nights, andthe whole time, we knew,
like, listen, if this takesa long time, we might have to
close the night shift too. AndI was like, oh no, And

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I fully expected that was going tohappen. So I went in that morning
and was cleaning and organizing where wehave all of our catering stuff. And
as soon as I leave at liketwo one o'clock whatever, it was,
thinking that I wasn't gonna have towork that night, I got the call
like they're done, we're opening itfive, and I was motherfucker, like,
that's that's way worse than having togo through with plants is thinking plans

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are going to get canceled and theydon't. Yeah, that's like, it's
it's one of the worst things Ican think that can happen to any human
besides their house being bombed by aforeign country's trash. That would suck.
To that would really suck. Canyou just clean up your own ship and
I gotta clean up your ship too, now yeah, no, thank you,

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But yeah, I don't want thatto happen to anybody ever. Brazil's
just bad. That's just there's nounderstanding it anymore. Yeah, like it
wasn't really a not cool, butit's just like the whole scenario of it's
the opposite of one of the bestfeelings in the world. So if anybody
ever asked what's what's the worst feelingin the world, it has to be

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the opposite of the best, andthat's the best feeling. Yeah, Robert,
would you got would you bring injust the stress of like having your
baby yet I'm holding it in myshoulders. My shoulders have been really tense
yesterday. Can you tell Emma tojust hurry out poop out your kid so

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I can relax. She's gotta wait. I mean, honestly, I think
Elle's pretty chill. She's just likeshe knew it was gravy day, so
she was like, they're busy today, you get the Saturday. She'll come
on Thursday. I don't know.I was telling Sam that, like if
it happened about you were at work, I guess maybe not if it was

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like at six o'clock, but maybeeight or so, where Emma might be
like, let him finish the showand then I'll call. No. I
told her. She her family isthat way where they'll like just give like
they'll say bad news, be like, well, I didn't want to tell
you, right, there's like notell me that always? How did you
wait? How however many days itwasn't tell me these things. Emma's family
is She's from a family that likeif you fucking wait, don't don't wait

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when it happens, tell me I'lldo this. I can like, I
don't bail from work very often,and this is the one thing I will
bail from work for. See,my family doesn't even do that. Just
don't tell me anything. I'm surprised. I know any of my grandparents were
dead, Like where is Grandma?She's like, she passed away two months
ago. You didn't tell me it'sI remember one time I called and I

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was like, hey, Grandpa there. That was like, no, he's
at the doctor. I go,oh, what for He's like cancer And
I was like, what the fuckdid he get cancer? They're like,
oh, we've known for like twomonths. I was like, nobody thought
to tell me. Fuck. Ijust hoped you would notice that Christmas.
Don't bring it up though. Itwas like prost take it like. It

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wasn't like aggressive or anything. Itwas just like it's something that you know
when you're that old, you're justkind of like, yeah, you're gonna
have some sort of cancer at thatage. Okay, that makes sense.
I still would like the information,yeah, be kept in the loop to
be said, all right, isthat that's anything? And huh, that's
our pree camp statement. Also,I discovered that if you mixed gin and

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amoretto, it's delicious. So sothat's so you have fun with it.
Yeah, for like twenty four hoursstraight. Now they're very muchy. I
wasn't drinking these at work today.Okay, next thing we got is the
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Kid of the Week, Comeback Kidof the week, bitch. I always
wait for people to tell me thatmy saber cat noises suck. But you
know what, you don't know whatthey sounded like. That's why I did
that first time. I did knowwhat they sounded like. I didn't know
that they sounded the first time historylike Mike peaked. Yeah, I got

(28:17):
a little loud with that one.I got into It was good. It
was good, all right. Ifirst got my kid this week. It's
Joey Chestnut. He's out of theNathan's with the Joli Hoigg contest. What
are your thoughts, pat So forpeople that don't know, Uh, they
said he can't compete because he isbeing sponsored I guess by impossible meats and

(28:41):
it's like a vegan for like veganhot dogs. But I don't I don't
think he was like saying he wasonly going to eat the vegan hot dogs
or even where any of their cure. I don't really understand. Both sides
have been like have said, theother people didn't communicate. Well, I
don't know what's happening. He's gonnabeat it. They're going to fix it.

(29:02):
They've got a month, they're goingto get it. So what it
made it seem like, is thatMajor League Eating all of a sudden wanted
to sign him to a contract,and he didn't want to do that because
it wasn't as much money as hissponsor, which is the Impossible Meats.
And also they've just never done contractslike that before, right, so that's
a new thing, and he waslike, they're changing the rules on me,

(29:25):
and I guess that's what the issuewas. So Nathan's is just like,
Nope, he can't do it becausehe's not sponsored by US and didn't
sign a contract with US. Idon't know if everybody has just signed a
contract, but Paul Esper and NickWeary would be our two betting favorites if
we are not going to have achestnut filled eating contest this year, just

(29:51):
if you're getting ahead on the bets. If they Esper Jeffrey f Sper,
If they don't allow him in,I think what he has to do is
just set up a webcam and thenjust like livestream himself on YouTube or something
in the exact same ten minutes doinghis own hot dog challenge and just watch
him murder whoever. Yeah, Ithink he was like seventy seven last year

(30:15):
and last or next place at fortyeight or forty nine, so like he
would smoke him. Anyways, he'sthe greatest athlete of all time, I
think so, but an American hero. I hate that he's getting paid by
a vegan brand, but you know, hey, like you gotta get paid.
How you get paid. Competitive readersdon't make much money, so I'm

(30:38):
okay with him get paid. However, I just I wish it wasn't fake
meat. Yeah, but yeah,Joey chest Nitt's out, So we're gonna
see this summer and we're gonna seeI guess in less than a month.
I still don't think he's out.They'll find a way to fix it,
get it. But if he is, we're gonna see if the Nathan's hot
Dog Eating Contest is bigger than JoeyChestnut. We have Joey Chestnut is bigger

(31:02):
than the game. I mean,people were saying that he's bigger than I
know he's not. People have beenwatching the hot dog eating contest for sixty
years. Tired and the league wenton in the NBA. Yeah, like,
we we want him to be therebecause it's awesome and he's an American
hero and icon. But I'm stillgonna watch it if he's not there.

(31:23):
It's a hot dog eating It's thefourth of July Nathan's hot Dog Eating Contest.
It's not the Joey Chestnut contest.Yeah, and honestly, just because
it'll be more competition. Yeah,like you won't know who's gonna win going
into it exactly. So I Ihope he's there. I want him to

(31:45):
keep winning as long as he wantsto keep winning. But if he's not
there, it's not gonna stop me. Yeah, I'm just gonna root for
another American. Yeah, which esperand weary are? I think the other
the guy was the go to Australia, and I'm not gonna in Australia,
now, I canna do that.I mean it's it's eating competitions. Nine
out of ten of them are Americans. That's true. That's true. All

(32:08):
right, next comeback kid is cricket, because that is the official sport of
America currently right now. I didn'tknow this was happening, but the US
played Pakistan in the T twenty CricketWorld Cup. Beat the fuck out of
him, and beat the fuck outof him. I think we beat him

(32:28):
in overtime. But still we beatPakistan, and Pakistan's i think the best
or one of the best teams inthe world at cricket. Yeah, and
we don't give a fuck about cricket. So that's our sport now. We
just beat you at your own sport. It's like when we beat England in
that tie in the World Cup,where it's like, that's your sport,
England, and we just tied youat it. You didn't beat us,

(32:49):
So it's our sport now. Imean we did that with the US to
England, and we did that withour tie as well, and so like
it's it's just it's just fucking coolwhen it's not even your sport. Like
one of our best players was anengineer, like a chief engineer at Oracle
and had to take off work.It's gonna be in the World Cup.
They all had day jobs. Noneof them are fully professional cricket players.

(33:13):
It's hilarious. We can't everyone toask the sports we don't even care about.
I did find out this week thatthat where it says T twenty cricket,
it's like, so it's twenty innings, yeah, but I'm putting it
in an American terms innings when beforecricket could have just gone on theoretically forever,
but they put an exact time limiton this. This is how it

(33:36):
already was apparently the second biggest sportin the world. But like that makes
it so Western countries will give ashit out of it now, Like I
I if you tell me that cricket'sonly gonna last three and a half hours
long, I would go see acricket match. Like there's great, it's
pretty dope. Yeah, okay,it's not course it's gonna be Oh I'm
not gonna watch another game, probablynot, but like dudes are still making

(34:00):
diving catches and ship it's cool.It's just when you don't know when or
if it's ever going to end,you don't want to watch that crap.
I'm excited we got baseball though.We got baseball, so yeah, it's
better. Let go with that.But just yeah, just one more reason
in America is better than everyone.We just kicked your asses, so fuck

(34:20):
you. All other countries were thebest at cricket now too, the best
of that ad that add that oneup, and no other countries every won
a Super Bowl, so we're anational title. So no other country even
has any major league soccer team.Yeah, it's it's the major League.
Hey, the best soccer You wantto say that the US is in a

(34:42):
great soccer country. Who's best soccerplaying in the world? Leo Mass ways
US. Yeah, in the majorleagues. I'm sorry, what league is
higher? Boondesliga or the major leagues? Yeah, Robert, what does boondes
even mean? I don't know.Oh, his majors. It sounds serious.

(35:05):
That's some queen energy coming out ofthat Major league soccer Bundesliga, very
drag energy. Oh I play inSiri. Ah, yeah, well I
play in the major leagues. Yeah, ever heard of it? Pal?
The majors? Other countries, theyjust don't know. Ship Sirie doesn't even
sound like it's serious. It's like, oh, who you played with the
Apple guy? Okay, Italy thePremier League, Oh, it's premier because

(35:30):
ours is major. Yeah, wellalready your premier league is above your champion
league, so that doesn't make sense. Your rankings, say, is stupid
major leagues. I wish west Endwas in the MLS. Honestly, might
win it. That'd be dope iflike for one year, like if they

(35:51):
got relegated and they go you knowwhat, We're not going to champions We're
going to Yeah, we just stationedthem out of like some random city in
America. Don't put them in Houston, We'll put them in Manchester. No,
it had to be like London somewhere. Where's oh yeah, sorry,

(36:15):
London. Where's that place where theLondon Bridge is? It's like Arizona.
Put it there there. There's definitelya London. I think there's a London
in London, Ontario. Oh,that's right, it's on now. You
know, there's got to be anAmerican London in Texas. I bet there's
London, Texas. I can't stopuntil I find this that's good in American

(36:42):
London. It's great podcast. Thisis this is just I don't want the
American University of London. All right, I give up my buddy's internet's being
stupid and it doesn't want to loadfastlyfor me and I have angry issues and
impatience. London, Arkansas, London, Texas is a place, London,

(37:07):
Ohio, London, Minnesota, London, Kentucky, London, Indiana, London,
California. There's like a billion ofthem, so well the station on
the any of them, maybe allof them cricket because it's West ham Arkansas
razorbacks ham hogs. There you go, We'll put them in Arkansas that place,

(37:27):
that place it right, Yep,totally worth it. Crickets back this
week, our next comeback kid.Sharks. There's like been a billion shark
attacks last week. There's like threetime Florida over the weekend. There's laying

(37:49):
Galveston. There's like a five footshark, bitter kid. What was the
came some provocative probably probably looked likea snack. It looked Yeah, it
looked like a snack, and that'swhere the shark took a bite out of
it. Didn't kill it because obviouslyit was like not, this isn't a
seal. I seriously, I haven'theard a single thing about I heard about
all the droughts. Yeah, Iknow it's happened a lot. I did

(38:10):
have a fun fact or a triviaquestion. How many sharks last year and
twenty twenty three worldwide? How manyshark attacks were there? I'm gonna say
worldwide one hundred and twelve. Robert, I'll go sixty nine. Nailed it.
It was sixty nine. What convincedanything with a number? Obviously the

(38:35):
answer is sixty nine patches. Idon't know. I thought there was gonna
be a fun Yeah, I knowit was a one and done. It's
always sixty nine always. I don'tknow if it was always sixty nine,
but last year that was. Ijust saw that when I was reading it.
Worldwide sixty nine documented shark attacks,unprovoked shark attacks. I like,

(38:57):
I'd like to think of, likehow many provoked shark attacks were. They're
it's like you're just like, hey, fuck you shot lot, fuck you
shark, what's up with you,bitch? And the sharks is like fine,
I'll bite you. And the onlyholy fucking shark Pty's like, yeah,
you provoked them, dude, youwere you in a boat? Yeah,
people don't have People don't have ahealthy fear of sharks like they did

(39:20):
when we were growing up, Likewe had Shark Week and it was cool
but it ud be scared. Butthe only shark movie at that point were
all the Jaws films. Now they'vegot like Shark Tail and all this ship
and little kids like, oh,sharks are cool. Sharks are not cool.
They're evil death machines and you shouldstay away from them. Yeah.
People have really just normalized, Like, sharks are just best to your pal,
Like, hey, it's Bruce.They'll smile at y'all. They can
take you under his wing and thenwe're under his flipper, and then you'd

(39:44):
be best friends with him, youknow, help you find your dad.
Hey, these sharks will wash yourcar and say welcome to the car wash
with you. No, they won't, don't kill you, they'll kill you.
People. Forget about the USS Indianapolis, man, Never forget. Never
forget. That's the one where thesharks killed all the sailors that saved other

(40:06):
people from the Titanic. And thenand then then the sharks. Okay,
let's let's just run that as aclip. Let's run that as a clip.
Ready, all right? And uh, and then then you're gonna do
the that's your Don't never forget theUSS Indiana start with they're ready and action.

(40:29):
Hey, never forget the USS Indianapolis. Robert, do you know about
the USS Indianapolis? No? Whatis it? That was the ship that
like when the Titanic sank. Youcan't even do your own bit, No,
I can't. You've out stupid inyourself. No, Robert, that

(40:52):
was the ship that when the Titanicsank, They went and they rescued all
the survivors from it, and thenand then they fout them the sharks.
They just sped them all the sharks. I don't know why that happened.
Happen? You want me to doit for you? You can't even fucking
do Yeah, go ahead, goahead. So Robert, that was the

(41:16):
ship that after the Titanic sank.They were the ones that came and picked
up all of the people that werefloating around the water before they broze,
and they took them and fed themall the sharks. Was this the the
US Citianapolis? Look it up,just peripherally. Don't don't don't dive deep,

(41:37):
which is what they told the peopleon the Titanic when they were picking
them up before they fed them tothe sharks. I guess sharks all long,
Pat, I'm a shark truther man. People can try and change the
conversation about sharks all they want,You're not gonna get me. I won't
let them. That won't all right? Pretty early, you guys, just

(41:58):
wait till you see the clip thoseif you sing, wait you see that
clip. That clip's gonna looks sick. And then on the clip, come
like, wow, this is great. They're gonna be like, do they
do this every time? No,we just decided to do a bit in
the middle of this episode. WellI just knowing, would you say that
actually inaccurate? Like some nerd isgonna see it on TikTok or whatever.
But oh that's a bull shot,and I'm not gonna give us the whole

(42:22):
storyline. I'm like, I don'tcare. Oh yeah, that's gonna do
well on TikTok. Guys are idiots. I'm spread about crowd most topics where
it's like eight year old boys andthen autistic grown ups that are like,
just really care about sharks? DoMy niece fucking knows everything about sharks and

(42:45):
she's five. That's awesome. You'regonna talk about sharks, Alex. I'm
like, fuck yeah, I do. And then she like just outsmarts me
and teaches me all the ship.I'm like, fucky, I did not
know that about Come on, let'sgo watch Jaws in the other room right
before you. I can't show herJaws. I wanted to show it.
I showed her Blue Planet. Shethought that was cool. I was like,

(43:06):
this is what we used to getto watch in school. And she
was like, they show you thisin school. I was like, yeah,
because our teachers like to drink thenight before school. When my teachers
were hung over, they'd roll thosebad boys in there. Show them for
us. But all right, sharksstep back, shout sharks. Also,
the girl in Galveston said she punchedthe shark, and that's how she thinks

(43:29):
she survived. So if you're herface face with the shark, punch it
and then I don't know what youdo after that, but that's what this
one story said. So punch theshark. Well, if you can flip
them upside down, sharks go catatonicwhen you do that. And then if
you can't do that, try andget unto their fin tick them a little
bit. They're very ticklish. Now. If you flip them upside down and

(43:50):
then punch them, I think theyjust die. And system could take that,
and they'll breathe in the water andthey'll choke on it, can reserver,
just blow on its belly. Istill fucking hate that. That's one
thing the most The one thing theylove is blood. One thing they hate
is giving raspberried and take hold atthe same time, fucking hate it.

(44:15):
Every su ever know that that's thebiggest fear every shark. All right,
last time I kid is thank youcards. But we're gonna do those verbally
verbal thank you cards. Shout outto the Gravy Gang at Rod Ryan Show
Ditch Day for my work. Theya lot of them brought brought a card

(44:37):
and all kinds of gifts. JoshTree, Melissa Hyde, Randon, Uh
David, we got Moondo. Everybodyright there. I really appreciate I'm not
naming every I'm not saying everybody's name, but everybody that that did that,
like y'all did not need to dothat. I really appreciate it, and
it meant a lot to me andmy wife. I am not going to

(44:59):
give you into vigual thank you cardsbecause I said that we're gonna be the
generation that stops this. And alot of you guys when you gave me
stuff, we're like, hey,I didn't want to thank you card,
and I was like, you getit, you get it. These are
my verbal thank you cards. Here. Here they are now you may open.
Then we watch the video version YouTubedot com slashat past your podcast here,
it's all take it. And thenthat's just replay what I just said,

(45:21):
and that's your video thank you card. That just cird. That'd be
a salway. Just do them manlike film, like just go on zoom
record yourself. Hey, Robert,thank you for this cool thing you gave
me. We really appreciate it.Send it to Robert. Like that's a
virtual thank you card done. Thisis weird, Yeah, but it's to
your friends or just you do voicememos. I would absolutely hate doing that,

(45:49):
and I would much refer doing thatto writing out thank you cards and
then add it on thing because Ijust gave out my final thank you card
from my work baby shower thing todayis like people work remote, you don't
see him every day, So Ijust got to carry around my thinking cards
every day and it's statue like ajackass. It's hoping that everybody's in there,
and like they have hybrid desk situations, so not everybody's got the same

(46:12):
desk every day, so I can'tlike if I know where you sit,
I'm like, oh, I'll justleave this on your thing. I don't
know whe everybody's like rotating desks areor whatever it is. So today I
finally saw the last dude to havegiven. Hey, hey, there you
go. Wait, I just thoughtof a fun way to make the virtual
thank you cards fun. Uh drinking, so like you just always have a

(46:35):
beer with you, but I'm eachperson like, hey, man, cheers
to you, but you're just reallyit's like your ninth beer because you're on
your twenty second fucking thing and that'show you stop it getting stale. And
if it's one of your boys,it's just like you just seen like it's
like a pair of tits at theend, it's like, nice, Grandma,
I just want to say I fuckinglove you and thank you for that
Carandma, this blanket you may haveis words not even do it justice.

(47:02):
It's incredible. That was the othergrandmar. I'm not recording it again,
Senate. All right, all right, hey, can we add the beginning
part and just change her name?Do that? Get a eye on it.
I want to have a kid now, just to make those like not
because like I would love it andI want another me in the world,

(47:23):
which of course I do, butjust get I want to be the first
one to do drunk thank you cardsvirtually. I'll start an industry. I
don't think you need to have akid to I think you can just do
that. Yeah, I think youcan just But what am I going to
thank people for any gift? Youthink I'm just randomly getting gifts out here.

(47:45):
Robert hangs out with us every day. That's a gift mm hmm.
Or like at the restaurant, ifyou get any tips, send adventur thank
you, great idea. I'm nota server, but also make make okay
so that even better. Make yourservers have to start doing that now,
so that you can enforce it,but you don't have to really do it,
and then you can see how muchthey hate it, to see if
it's a good idea. Thank youto any tipper. We gotta tell all

(48:12):
the people sitting down, hey,I need your email, and they're gonna
be like, you're a restaurant.No, you fucking don't get away from
me fair enough. Like we havea new rewards program. The reward is
that they thank you. Thank younow. Now, some people that go
online, some people do put theiremail in there, even though you don't
have to, so I could trackdown those emails. HOI, Debra,

(48:37):
thank you for coming out and havingthe Sea Bass yesterday. We really enjoyed
you here Jonathan's why do your characters? I don't know. It's a character
that was weird. It was likesassy southern. Basically in my head,
I was picturing like Sandra Bullet fromthe blind Side, but with a Georgian
accent. I don't know why Ido the things I do, guys,

(49:01):
I just I do them. Ifyou would have send up thank you,
here's like a real thing, likewhen people buy from our merch, So
like we can send them thank you. You got to record yourself and be
like, oh, hey, thankyou for dude. I'd be down for
that. I would be down.Like rewards you spend x amount will create

(49:21):
a video for you. Mhmm no, And that's kind of paywall. That's
kind of paywall. And we alreadysay we won't do the paywalls. So
that's why we get them to buythe merch. We're not I mean,
they're probably I'm not saying we makeit like three hundred dollars. You spend
like sixty bucks a couple of weeks. Nothing crazy. Here's a hack we
could do at this part of thepodcast. Obviously it's just us. What

(49:45):
if we all just recorded very genericthank you, Hey man, hey,
what's up. Thank you so muchfor for buying from the merch store.
We really appreciate it. Baby gangs. We each record like one of those
and then just put it on ourYouTube channel and then just send them the
link to that specific video each time, like just rotate, like Robert,

(50:08):
just send them like here you go, here you go, that's Roberts one,
that's Alex's one, that's Pat's one, and then like oh tight,
and then eventually they're like, wait, this is three hundred views. Thank
you for buyings. We really appreciateyou guys helping us out. But it
shouldn't be like our voice. Likeso when it's like the thing, the

(50:29):
voiceover is like one of our voicesinstead, So like if I'm recording a
thank you, when the mouth goesup and it's like, oh PASTI gravy
shorts, it's Alex's voice or Pat'svoice, Yeah, whoever recorded at that
point in time. Hey, cananybody send me shorts on an audio file?
Yeah, I got y'all. I'llset right over. That's great than
that it is. I kind ofwanted to be the old school nineties voice
of available at Walmart or just forlike computer voice when you would make it

(50:53):
say like Bibbes pass Dou Gravy Shorts'just siri. Yeah, it's pretty much
just Siriou would be funny too,but yeah, outsource thank you just tay
other people into it. We paya cameo for somebody to say that thank

(51:19):
you for us. Somebody come likea call center in India's like I just
wanted to say thank you, Like, who the fuck are these people?
It's a video call. You knowthat I can see you, Like,
oh no, then we just makingby like we just print out masks of
our face. I'm wearing a maskso you can't see me, but it's

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me, definitely me. You stopbecause I'm very close to doing the accent.
Don't. Yeah, we've done.I was really proud of you that.
I was really proud of you.Tell he's he's struggling. You know
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You get your your toast up,also not cool. There's varying degrees and

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We'll reach out to you in thecomments right. Our first listeners submitted not
cool is from Todd Boss. He'sat as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV,

(57:12):
and Todd, who does have aGravy Gang sunshirt, says he's not
cool. Is the office bathroom istoo quiet? Nobody wants to hear someone
else dropping a loud deuce in there, dude, I have been to places
like that. I used to workat a catering company and it had the
smallest little bathroom that was right bywhere like the like our boss and then

(57:32):
like the assistant would just sit andlike hang out there, and there was
a staging room and it was likealways with people in it. It was
like the most crowded area with likea one door bathroom, the smallest bathroom,
and it was like you couldn't shitat work. It was the worst
because you're just like everybody's gonna know. Everybody's gonna know, and like they
know like when you go in,if you take ten minutes, they're taking

(57:53):
a shit. If you take twominutes, you were pissing, right,
And it's it was obviously you couldtell who shit everything the time, and
you could hear ship stuff like that'sship and stuff like that. Like that
is awkward and that is a solidnot cool todd when you I gotta I
gotta blow up this bathroom. Ihad to blow this bathroom. And at
the bathroom that is like right whereeveryone's gonna hear it. Yeah, maybe

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you're just gonna ask your work toput a well, I was gonna say
a speaker in there. But ifthey don't have music just playing throughout the
rest of the work all the time, there's no used to have it.
I don't know, man, thatsucks. Play your own music, just
have a soundtrack or you know,you just maybe he's saying he could hear

(58:36):
somebody else taking this ship and hedoesn't want to hear that. If you're
just saying you don't want to hearpeople to hear you pooping, you know
what, you gotta get past itat some point in your life. No,
I get I'm the poop guy atwork. That's always awkward situation,
though, isn't it When you're thepoop guy? A lot time's not cool?
Is that? Like he's got anoffice bathroom where like anybody can hear

(58:59):
it if you're shitting, Now thatthat is the worst like having it just
like quietly try and sneak a shitout when you're like, you can't take
that long. Everybody's gonna think I'mtaking a ship and then they're walking the
fucking actually took a ship in here. I don't know why that's so embarrassing
to people, but it is andlike even me who has shipped myself at
minto mid Park, it's very embarrassing, Like poop talking is embarrassing. And

(59:20):
I think you have a guy girlcombo when you're like working with women too
in the office, Like I don'twant her to think I'm the guy that
has loud ships. You can't livethat down. Once once they hear like
once pats the guy with the loudships. That's always the guy with the
loud ships, either a new guywith the loud ships. So so Todd's
married, he doesn't have to worryabout impressing any of the women. Other

(59:44):
dudes can't. Dude, just justpoop. Just take a loud ship.
Dude, Damn, you're blowing itup in there. Yeah, I was
pooping. What do you want.I'll be pooping. You know how I
am. Everybody knows I poop.It's okay. Should have to hide twenty
four. People can show their assholeonline for four ninety nine, but we

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can't drop the bombs whenever we want. This is bullshit, you know what.
That's some queen energy, pat andsome queen energy. But out there,
maybe I'm being the drag here.Maybe I'm being there every once in
a while. If I like tostart scrolling for too long, I'll come
back out of my boss. Doyou were there for fourteen minutes? I
was like I was pooping and thenI started scrolling. It happens, Sam,
what do you want? Can Ishow you this meme? Though?

(01:00:27):
Can I show you this meme?You know, I probly I probably sent
him one or two memes at anymoment he could have just been like,
hurry the fuck up in order tobe like, oh, yeah, I'm
just sitting here at this point.Yeah, you know, I'm looking at
my phone. I'm in the bathroom. Just call me solid not cool Todd.

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It's really gooding to start with MelissaHyde at mel hide myself on Twitter.
Her not cool is having a onehundred plus degree fever. She says,
whoever it was, the gift methis, I would like the gift
receipt please. Yeah that blows.It sucks a lot, but yeah,
that's on Friday. So hopefully shedidn't get it from anybody at ditch Day.

(01:01:10):
If so, obviously not anybody fromthe Gravy yank Is. We wouldn't
do that. No, everybody elsein the gravy gang was checking in.
They weren't sick, so it wassome other random Maybe maybe was her husband
Mike, because he was looking hota f out there. He was throwing
off some serious queen energy at ditchDay. It's probably Michael. It's probably
Mike either way. Drink through it. Whiskey through it. That's a whiskey

(01:01:36):
will break the fever. It's afact. Yeah, that's Naro sick.
That's what he always says. Lastnot cool from you guys, and gass
from Mikey P or Mikey Paul addits just Mikey p on Twitter and he
says he's not cool. Is mydaughter hurting her foot in the pool and
having to be put in a bootand a walker. She's not hurt.

(01:01:57):
If she's not hurt or she's ina boot, she's injured, right,
No, I mean, because you'rehurt and then you're injured, a boot
can still be hurt. Walker isinjured. We well, yeah, the
combo, she's definitely injured because youcan just be hurt and be in a
boot. I mean, how manytimes have we seen the NBA players walking
around like a boot and then theyplay that night like you weren't fucking hurt.

(01:02:22):
You were, Yeah you were.Maybe you were hurt, but you
weren't injured. Yeah. He isthe precursor to injured. You can play
through her. You can't play throughan injury. You jump on it,
weird, but you're landing in water. But like if you jumped fast enough,
maybe you jumped in the shallow andthen you landed on it. Funny,

(01:02:44):
Oh, pencil cut through the waterat the bottom. Yeah, we
don't really swimming pools like kids do. Like kids do all the crazy stuff.
We're like, let's stand here withthe beer. Yeah. Sometimes just
lay on my back and float.Yeah, just do this. Yeah,
so they jump. After she didit, you just looked at dead in
the eyes and was like, well, maybe don't do that next time.

(01:03:07):
Yeah, tell her, Tell hershe's gonna miss summer camp if she can't
get out of that boot. Well, she got to heal up for gravy
camp next year. We're doing ourinaugural gravy camp next summer. Actually,
she's good, heal up, he'llup. Yeah, that sucks, Mikey.
Tell her, we said, fuckingkeep your chin up. He's and

(01:03:28):
pieces and peace. All right,I'll go first, and I have one
of mine that is mine not cool, and then I have one I don't
ever really do this, but it'son behalf of a friend that I'm not
going to name. I'm gonna doan anonymous one that this happened to my
friend, but I kind of wantedyou as a warning to everybody else.
But mine not cool is just reallypre baby anxiety. Like the due date
was yesterday, kind of had alittle bit of the anxiety all weekend beforehand,

(01:03:52):
like Okay, well that could happenanymore. Just at the like at
the point where I can't get intoI can't settle into anything, you know,
I start watching a movie, I'mlike, why don't really need to
pay that much because like I maynot be finishing this, so I don't
need to be doing Like it's hardto like like like prepping this podcast was
like do I need to prep apodcast? What if? What are we
going to do this? It wasjust again, what if it doesn't even

(01:04:12):
end up mat like this? MaybeI don't need to because like at any
moment, it's like right, gotime, let's fucking go. And I
was gonna have a baby, solike just kind of like that waiting game
is not cool. I know that'snot like a crazy not cool, but
that's just kind of where I've beenand I haven't really been doing too much,
so that's my not cool. Andthen I had a friend who will
remain nameless. They got scammed outof like two thousand dollars this week.

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If a phone number ever calls youand claims to be from a police department
saying that you skipped jury duty andthey are going to arrest you if you
do not give them money, donot give them money. Do not give
them money. Do not give themmoney. They friend that I know.

(01:04:53):
I'm not going to say Pat,I'm not going to say I will tell
you off air. I will tellyou off air if it is or it's
not. I will not name anybody. But if you live in a big
city like we do and you don'tgo to jury duty, that is at
the bottom of their list, ifthey're prosecutor. I'm not saying you shoot.
I always obviously we always show upto the jury That's definitely what we
always do. But if you don't, your name goes on a list,

(01:05:15):
and that list is accessible to alot of people, and then these scammers
will go down that list. Theywill like it'll be like Pat's number.
Hey, Pat, you didn't showa jury duty and they're banking on you
being like h and hey, it'sso and so. It's the Texas Police.
We're gonna come and arrest you.If you hang up this phone,
we will come and arrest you,which is basically what they were doing to
him. And they got him todeposit a lot of money to them,

(01:05:40):
and then he went and was tryingto meet with the person he thought he
was talking to on the phone atthe Sheriff's department. They go at the
police station and they were like,sweetheart, you got scammed. And so
he found out after that he wason the phone for like three hours with
this dude. It is a prettycommon scam. I've seen stuff like this.
If you ever get a call fromsomebody saying that like it's the police
and that they are going to comeand arrestue. The police don't want to

(01:06:00):
give you the jump. The policeare not gonna let you know like hey,
we're on our way to arrest youright now. They're not gonna tell
you that they want to show upso you don't have time to get out
and run away. They're not gonnabe like, hey, dude, if
you hang up right now, we'refucking arresting the shit out of you unless
you give us X amount of dollarsand maybe have to make payments. And
if they ever try and do anythingin bitcoin, the fucking police are not

(01:06:21):
accepting money in bitcoin. Do notdo not. Okay, this is a
cautionary tale. Do not do nothang up. And if they say we're
gonna call you, we're gonna arrestyou. Like fucking if you're going to
be arrested, if you hang outthis phone, just hang up. I
guarantee you they'd call you back.The real police would call you back.
And if not, like I get, you're not gonna go to jail for

(01:06:43):
a long period of time, You'regonna get a ticket for fucking not going
to jerry and it's not gonna betwo thousand dollars. I felt so bad
for my friend. And when hewas saying this, he was saying things
and I was like, was thatnot a red flag? He's like no,
The guy was so convincing. Andthis is a guy that he's a
very good friend of mine. I'mclose to this dude. He doesn't seem

(01:07:04):
like that kind of guy that wouldhappen to And I've it's been on my
mind since he told me earlier thisweek. And I don't want you guys
getting scammed. If anybody ever calledand said that you owe the police money,
the police would come and arrest you. The police would come and arrest
you. If they give you theaddress to the police station, that doesn't
mean that they're the police. Anybodycan look at the address to a police

(01:07:26):
station. Be aware, all right, guys, don't give random people money.
Don't get strangers' money. I wouldjust love to be on the receiving
end of one of these phone calls. Not that I would ever pick up,
because I don't pick up for numbersI don't know, but just to
be on the phone for that longand when they finally go, Okay,
we're gonna need two thousand dollars,and I can just start laughing. Make
dude, you think I have twothousand dollars, Okay, well we can

(01:07:49):
take a lesser mountain bitcoin. Youthink I have bitcoin? Bro, you're
talking to someone who lives in theeighteen hundreds. I just happened to be
in the year twenty twenty four.What the fuck are you talking about here?
I would, I would my friendsshould waste a scammer's time, I'd
be dude, I can send youabout thirteen dollars. How's that sound?

(01:08:10):
Put a payment plan thirteen dollars everymonth for the rest of my life.
Yeah, I dude, that shitsucks and it's really it's really saurday for
a while. So don't don't bethose people. But it's like, those
are the people that fucking like cleanout some grandma's fucking account and shit like
that. There's just do you hopethat that guy? You hope the worst
things in life happen to that personthat's scamming people like that. You're scamming

(01:08:32):
innocent, hard working people. Oh, I almost said the thing I shouldn't
say. But it's basically the worstthing that can happen to a person.
Don't say it. Yeah, don'tsay it? All right with you,
guys, guys, is not cools. I I also have one on behalf
of my friend. So my buddywho I'm housing for is down in Columbia
with his wife right now, andhe texts me the other night I sent

(01:08:56):
you, guys the picture, andhe goes, have you ever shipped sideways
on the toilet? And I go, I'm gonna need you to even though
he texted to me, I'm gonnaneed you to send that again because I
don't think I got it right.He goes, you know, have you
ever shipped sideways on a toilet?Because it looks like it was built for
somebody with no legs? And Igo, dude, say what you're trying
to say, because I don't knowwhat the fuck is I just assumed he
was like drunk as shit in themiddle of the day, Like, the

(01:09:18):
toilet's here and he's sitting. Lookat the picture I sent you it is.
What would you say? The frontrim of the toilet is eight inches
away from the wall directly in frontof it. Yeah, it's it's a
very nar That wall is probably idon't know, four feet across, and
instead of putting the toilet on theback wall, they put it on the

(01:09:39):
sidewall. So he literally had tosit sideways on a toilet and boot.
While he said it blew his mind. He had no idea what the fuck
was going on. Yeah, it'snot a great it's not a great like
building scheme for that toilet, notgreat. Planning. You're also you're sitting
sideways on a toilet. Imagine howunnatural it feels. Pots are ovals in

(01:10:00):
your entire life. It has goneone way across your ass. Then all
of a sudden, there's a weirdgate a spot. Especially as a dude,
there's nowhere for your dick of ballsto go to tuck it. You
gotta sit way back. I didn'task him, I didn't ask if he
hovered or whatever you did. Butlike when I have to poop, I'm

(01:10:20):
not mentally prepared for what that bathroomis. Yeah, you hope it wasn't
an emergency that would have sucked.Yeah, So that was for him.
And my other one is since I'vebeen staying at his house, out Katie
again and oh my god, Iforgot how fucking bad it ten traffic sucks

(01:10:40):
ass geezucks every morning. The peoplejust I remember back like I guess it
was a rounded up to a yearago when just every week my not cool
is just people driving. It's thesame shit. People still don't know how
to drive. I'm constantly stuck intraffic on someone who's just leaving fourteen fucking

(01:11:01):
car links in front of them,and then when I try and speed up
to get around them, they wantto accelerate to not let me pass.
Yeah, I just I want tokill everyone at a drive in there,
Like I I remember anywhere. Thenext Grand Theft Auto should be set in
Houston, and it's just traffic.It's just every you can't get anywhere at

(01:11:26):
five o'clock every day. It's justyou can't run away from the cops because
the freeway is completely filled up withother cars. Granted, thought of traffic
simulator, Oh dude, Yeah,that would be the most frustrating game in
the world. You're supposed to relaxin the video games. That would just
make you unrelaxed. They could gowith LA. They didn't do in LA
that was the last TTA. Yeah, they didn't. Didn't made traffic like

(01:11:50):
a like a you could add thatfeature to it. That's like realistic traffic
and it's just like it's a parkinglot. But like every once in a
while there's like fourteen car lane andlike, why is this weird gap here?
Nobody would drive like that, Yesthey do. Somebody's on their phone
the whole fucking time. Cars arejust randomly getting rear ended, which causes

(01:12:12):
more traffic because someone was texting.That's not that far off as to what's
happened. But yeah, dude,that sucks. Yeah, it's just I'm
so sick of it already. Andit's been five days, two of which
I didn't leave the house because itwas the weekend. And then when it
rains it is the same way too. What people would just like done and

(01:12:33):
I do this like it rains throughall the time, guys just don't drive
fast, but like you can keepgoing with traffic. They would just lose
their minds. We sound like boldmen bitching about traffic. Look at that.
It's it's it's a warranted complaint becauseeveryone is so bad at Drayton.

(01:12:55):
That's what like, I think peoplethat complain about how other people complain about
affic and bad drivers, they're thebad drivers. They don't understand that everything
they're doing is wrong when they're ina car. They don't understand the leaving
massive spaces, or you shouldn't beright inside the other person's back seat cause
you're tailgating them so hard, oryou shouldn't just be randomly switching lanes without

(01:13:17):
your blanker. They're just like,no, dude, I'm just moving through
traffic. No, you're not obeyingthe unwritten laws of the road. You
shouldn't be going ten miles under inthe left lane, Robert, which you
got. I hate them all.Mine's actually from a couple of weeks ago
that I just forgot to bring upon the pod. So the week of

(01:13:40):
the storms that we had here inHouston, you Alex had remote, like
I think that's Saturday. They gotpushed because you know, the store and
powered, and like, it probablydidn't seem like a good time. Yeah,
it's supposed to be the week before, I think. Yeah, So
I got rescheduled to the week after, and I thought it was still Saturday.
Sam and I had made plans like, oh, let's go visit Alex.

(01:14:02):
It's only like five minutes away fromus. It was a really prestigious
gig. Guy was opening a gasstation you were, and so like,
I need gas. Then Alex islike five minutes away. I wrote it
down on my calendar that I've showedyou guys, and I knew it was
like twelve to two or something likethat. And we left here like at

(01:14:25):
one point thirty or so, justlike like I said, only five minutes
away. We get there, likewe see balloons because they still have like
the grand opening stuff. He's balloons, and like, like, I don't
see Alex's truck, so I thinkhe probably left earlier or something. We
walk in, I'm like, theredoesn't look like there's anything happening right now,
and then I uh, I'm like, is it today? Let me

(01:14:47):
come back? Let me look backon his tweet that he said that he'd
be at it, I was backa like, oh, nope, it
was yesterday. It was Friday atthe same time, at the same time
off. Yeah, we were theday off. We went Saturday, and
I'm like, cool, that's thelast time I tried to support a friend.

(01:15:08):
Yeah, dude. They was like, dude, don't ask your friends
for like, don't ask your friendsto put you on the list. Robert
wasn't even doing that. He wasjust trying to show up to the gas
station. But what's up, dude. No, like and like, I'm
not hitting on I appreciate them forthe shell Star stop for having me out
there, but like usually like it'slike a bar is like a dip.
Like you get people to show upto the bars, it's harder to get

(01:15:29):
people to be like, hey,come to this gas station. If you're
not out that way already, peoplebe like, oh, you got a
bar party that you're having. Cool, Like, I'll go out there.
I don't know if you were goingout of their way to drive to see
Alex at a gas station. ButRobert did, actually with and I did
Ashley Wilkins's buster Hialy mixed did soRobert did, even just on the wrong
day. But the thought counts.That counts. That didn't you know what

(01:15:54):
Pat didn't, And that was somedrag energy. Robert was displaying a lot
of queen energy, and so wasSam. Oh you mean Friday, you
could work, you get take itoff. I would have taken off work.
You'd be like, the restaurant vanneeds gas. I'll be back and
yeah, you guys got that thingthat Tesla got Tesla restaurant vans. No,

(01:16:15):
I didn't think, so, hmm, I would have been I could
have pointed in the direction of agas station. I doubt the gas was
cheaper than it is at Sam's club, which is where we fill it up.
I don't track the price. Ijust slip dude, Okay, well
not really, I just need gas. So I got a certain point it's
like I'm gonna have to fill upanyways. I never I've gotten to that

(01:16:39):
point, Like I never I thoughtit was stupid to that not fill all
the way up. I was like, well, I can only put twenty
bucks in, but like as they'vegotten oldersic, but you're gonna have to
just stop later. Stuff the tankthe tank. It depends what mood I'm
in. It's really slow some days. Well I mean, really what it
is if if I just have tostop and whatever gas and I stop at

(01:17:00):
is just way more expensive than otherones. I'm maybe I'm putting ten in,
but I'm probably just gonna put fivebucks in to get me through the
end of the day. Then I'llgo get more guests the next day.
That's probably what I would do.Yeah, well I really only fell in
at like two or three places thoughI know in my spots, I like

(01:17:21):
to fill up that and they're prettygood prices. The hack that's with me
because anytime we have to go getsomething real quick, like oh shit,
we need basil or we need cherrytomatoes, I'm like, I'll go get
it, and I go to Krogerand I use my card. So I'm
just earning fucking points for gas.That's the way I do it. Yeah,
I mean, I'm paying with thecompany car, but I'm using my

(01:17:43):
Kroger card. It's very sad,all right, was not cool Semment,
Solid Segment, Fellas and everybody elseto participate. Oh so Jerry West died.
I guess we're gonna add him tothe uh Death of the nominees.
I'm just saying that because this morningI had posted it's been a minute since

(01:18:06):
I did the fake person that died. I did Adam West. Oh you
did it like a week ago.Oh I think so. I didn't know
I was Rambe That's probably what Iwas. But I did Adam West,
said Jerry West, and it gota lot of it, like the old
heads Facebook. My love when youdo that, Facebook killed. I told

(01:18:28):
him. I was like, dude, he posted Adam West today. He
was like, I saw it wasawesome. Well, he thinks it's like
the funniest joke in the world.He loves when you do that. It
was like an old dude the comedy. He's like, that's that's Adam West.
And I was like, oh crap, you're right. I had it
and my Jerry West folder it wasthe first picture. It was like,
just imagine me having a Jerry Westfolder on my phone. Everybody that commented

(01:18:56):
was at least I'm gonna say fiftyfive or older generously. That'd have been
great if you had the old oneand use Adam West, and then for
a young one you just used likeJohn Haflchick, just a random white guy
from the old NBA, Pete Maravich. There you go. Shouldn't Alan iverson

(01:19:17):
just see. But usually they don'tget too much traction anymore because people kind
of onto it. But Adam WestI got a couple of people, and
I like that. Let's move onto the answer set. Let's wrap this
bad boy up. We start tosegment the show off with the pre Comes
segment, where we tell you allof our thoughts and ideas, ask all
of our questions, like it's burninglandfill is a good idea? I think

(01:19:40):
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I'm sleeping so hard that you can'tsleep, So it's like rubbing it in
your face. I think it's involuntarybragging a little bit. It is your

(01:22:33):
body maybe just being like mhmm,I'm I'm sleeping because if you think about
it, like you can kind oflike hear the instill. It's like I'm
sleeping your eye. Like that's kindof how like snoring sounds if you really
like if you listen closely. Sowe so we know that Emma, even

(01:22:56):
though she's pregnant, is not snoring. If that's what Alex thinks snoring sounds
like, or be in your family. In my family, snoring sounds it's
more of that, like it soundslike a bear is biting down on metal.
That's what it sounds like when myfamily see because we're all fat.
Really, I'm talking about me andmy dad. When me and my dad
snored, it's like a chainsaw withfucking random nuts and bolts inside of it.

(01:23:20):
My uncle used to have sleep apnea, and I remember he went to
the doctor and got diagnosed with sleepapnea. But before when he would come
and visit when we were little,he would I had bunk beds in my
room and he would to sleep onthe bottom bunk because we didn't like my
grandparents came, what doesn't matter.He had to share a room with me,
and he had the loudest like sleepapnea snoring where he's just not breathing

(01:23:42):
through parts of the night. Andthen he was like, oh, it
turns out this is why, andso he got better from that. But
I remember being like, what thefuck like the first night and then you
just don't hear him breathe for likea minute, did you exhale it all?
Like we like, what the fuckis going on? What the fuck?

(01:24:04):
Like? Like if you hear somebodysleep at me snoring, it is
insane and terrifying. At the samebecause I'm like, you up and I'm
not supposed to be waking a sleepingperson, or else they might kill me.
I know it's a sleepwalker thing,but I'm scared that snorer may kill
me too. Well, I'm itwon't. Well, it's because they're snoring,
which means they're not getting good sleep, and you waking them up.

(01:24:26):
It's just gonna make them cranky andthey'll kill you. That's why. But
no, I mean that's that.That was my dad. He's got to
sleep at me the machine, buthe still falls asleep on the couch all
the time. And when he doesthat, you'll just like for twenty minutes,
it'll be nothing, but then outof nowhere you'll get that, what
the fuck was that? Dad,Robert? Do you know? No,

(01:24:47):
it would have to be like veryrarely do I my grandmother when I sor
yeah, see that's what the mainone is for me is if I'm drinking,
so like I'll drink out on myback, and I says, like
a lot of times she's like wakingup and just like landing aside. And
I don't think it's bad, butI think it's mostly just that my grandmother

(01:25:08):
little Odds was a big snorre andshe refused to believe it. So one
time my dad and my grandfather gota I don't know if it was a
sonograph or what we're talking. Thiswas the sixties or seventies. They recorded
her sleeping and snoring like the soundof it, and they played it back

(01:25:29):
for her and she's like, youguys are lying, that's not me.
She just straight up would not admitto it because she thought it was unlady
like, that's funny. We gotthe history of snores in my family,
so yeah, deal with it.But yeah, I would say it's bragging
about being asleep mostly maybe not youbragging, but it's your body bragging about

(01:25:53):
being asleep. Mm hmm. We'recrying for help. If it's like sleep,
yeah, that's more likely what itis. But maybe one and the
same, though one of the same. This is an interesting one. Alex
Oh, he's crushing it. Heis probably the front runner for Answers Question
Asker of the Year right now.I don't know he won our MVP last
year, but I would say hecould. Maybe he's going to clean up

(01:26:14):
with the Graviies Awards. Who knowswho knows Alex So. I was hanging
out with him on Friday at RobRyan Show Ditch Day. Alex So,
this is a pretty cool one thatI'm excited to do. He says,
how would you build your meal withan appetizer, a main course aside,
a drink, and a dessert.So I took that as I can pick
anything for any of those courses andput it all together. I tried to

(01:26:36):
get crazy with it because obviously,you guys know my Chili's guy, the
Triple Dipper is really just three appetizers, but it is in itself a meal.
But I would also say it's appetizers. So I'm gonna get crazy with
it. And this is my thisis my meal, this is my meal.
I get to make it. I'mgonna go Chili's Triple Dipper specifically,

(01:27:00):
typically you gotta go the big mouthbites, which is too mini sliders.
You gotta go with the awesome blossompetals, which is just like the chip
awesome blossoms, and then the honeyChipotle, Chicken crisper, chicken strips.
You gotta go with all those.Get one of each of the three sauces
to dip it in. That's myappetizer, my main course hibachi steak and
shrimp from Beni Hanna because it fucks. My side is gonna be shrimp fried

(01:27:25):
rice from Banni Hanna because that fucks. And then it's just like I went
to Beni Hanna dessert, I'm gonnago cookies and cream, ice cream,
Bluebell solid drink. I like beer. I didn't have like a specific beer.
We're not sponsored by anybody, soI don't really have that. I
would either go go beer or water. Try and be healthy, you know,

(01:27:45):
because I'm eating all that other stuff, so don't worry about health.
This is just what the greatest.You're trying to create the greatest meal of
all time, and your best youcan come up with a beer? Water?
Well, what would you want todrink? If it was the only
I would probably need water salty.As you're thinking about the hell, God,

(01:28:06):
you're so bad at this. I'mexcited to hear what Robert selects here.
Okay, what do you have,Robert? I feel like I'm very
basic. I think an appetizer,I'd probably go mozzarella sticks. Okay,
that's good. I thought it wouldmake a medium bare steak, maybe like

(01:28:28):
a filet mignon okay, side maybelike a baby bacon mac and cheese.
Sometimes I missed that I drink.I'd go with like a coke but no
ice, coke with no ice,ok, no ice, coc no ice
dessert I'd probably I'm not a bigdessert guy, so I go like a

(01:28:50):
chocolate chip cookie that that's a reallygood meal. I'd fuck with that mail.
I'm really hungry thinking about that.I'm probably gonna get some hate on
my appetizer. It's the first onethat popped in my head, and everything
else I've thought of since has notbeen as good. Give me like a
dozen hard boiled eggs a or notsorry sorry, not hard boiled eggs.

(01:29:14):
I want the deviled eggs with witha pickled holapino on top of each one.
I was trying to think. Iwas like, well, maybe I
could go with this or that,and like one of them I thought was
the brishetta. It's one that wedo at work. It's like cheesebread with
basil, cherry tomatoes and parmesan andolive oil on top. And as good
as that is, I was like, dude, give me and that's a
great thing about deviled eggs. Asyou can have as many of them as

(01:29:35):
you want, still call it anappetizer pick. I just take the moone
of six eggs as my appetizer,so, yeah, give me a dozen
of those. And then Robert nailedit with the main course. I want
a steak. I want a mediumrare to rare. I was just gonna
say steak, but Robert said aspecifical one. So I'm torn between just

(01:29:56):
getting like a nice sixty ounce Rabbior give me like a fucking thirty two
ounce Porterhouse, like really, justgo to town on a massive steak like
that. For the side, Iwas torn between like robertson a bacon mac
and cheese, but it's gonna bea uh like white cheese where you get
that five cheese mix of like Gudaparmeisan, like a smoked Gouda in there.

(01:30:20):
That's what we make. It's fantastic. Or like a garlic mashed potato.
I think I'm gonna go with themash potatoes just because it's more of
that classic pairing with the steak.Yeah, and I don't want all that
cheese flavor to overpower the steak drink, you know me, I'm going as
much bourbon as you're willing to pourme. And dessert, I think I'm

(01:30:46):
gonna go with a coconut cream pie. Nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope. What it isand this will mean nothing to anybody.
My dad's friend makes the greatest butterscotchpie you've ever had in your fucking
life. It will change your lifeif you eat it. He has he
like makes it entirely from scratch,even the crust, and he's got like

(01:31:11):
a higher salt content in the crust, so you get that like saltiness with
the sweet of the butter bro Itwill give you at least a semi It's
so good, all right. Ilike that. Yeah, now I'm excited
just talking about I'm just I'm gonnatouch myself when we're done. That was
a really good one, Alex.That's a really good it's a really good
answer to scratch you, buddy.I was excited to hear you. Guys.

(01:31:34):
Do you as too? So thatwas fun. That was fun,
good thinking, buddy. That wasan outside the box kind of question.
I like that. Let's go onto Jordan Welch at j Underscore Welch two
seven nine to five on Twitter andJordan says power rank these karaoke songs for
power inking karaoke songs. Give thisfive strong ones, and I would say

(01:31:54):
these are five pretty pretty familiar.It's like very common ones. Five of
the most common songs. He goesLiving on a Prayer from bon Jovi,
Sweet Caroline from Neil Diamond, Don'tStop Believing by Journey, Dancing Queen from
Abbat, and Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Robert, you go, I've done
karaoke night with you before, andI don't think he did either of these

(01:32:16):
songs. I am. I thinkI did a Bohemian raps if I remember
Chrus, I'm gonna go Don't StopBelieving number one to Caroline, number two,
Living on a Prayer number three,Dance Queen four, and Bohemian Rhapsody

(01:32:38):
last Boheman Rhapsody is too long,and Bohemian Rapsy brings out the worst Kaoki
singers. Another defense, Robert,who did that? But it's just it's
like no one's ever gonna be ableto be that fun. It's fun for
a little bit, but it's afive minute song. So then it's like,
now we just have six drunk girlsscreaming really loud, and now it's

(01:33:00):
just a minute and so stuff fourmore minutes of this, like, yeah,
it's funny when it was a galileogal Like, I get all of
that. But yeah, so I'llgo up Bohami raps. He was also
my five. I'll go next.I agree with a lot of Roberts.
Number one is don't stop believing.Everybody belts that out. When you do
it, you get to do alittle bit of this singing part, which
is kind of the fun part,and don't stop believing just bucks. Number

(01:33:23):
two is living on our prayer.Also, you just do a little bit
of singing. Everybody knows that onetoo, Sweet Caroline. Those three are
like I felt like those had tobe one, two, and three in
some order, but like sweet Caroline'scool, but like you don't really have
to be You can be drunk asfuck and everybody kind of is is there.
You can just talk that song,but it's like you're not really getting
to have too much fun with It'sjust like I just wanted to stand up

(01:33:45):
there, and I didn't want tosing. I just wanted to stand up
there. Participate four is dancing QueenAgain. You typically get the drunker people
that are up there doing dancing Queen, but dancing Queen is vibe. It's
it's Queen energy, no plan intended. And then vive at Blhamian Rhapsody just
because again it's too long, andso here's the correct list. Uh one

(01:34:10):
is sweet Caroline AE hundred percent ofevery bar that you sing Sweet Caroline in
is going to join in. Butthat's what makes you the great karaoke Like
it's it's it's a lot of funfor you to sing as yourself, but
you know everybody in the play.You could do one of those things where
you're on stage and when it getsto the bop ba bah, you fucking
point the microphone out at the crowdand they're all gonna sing with dude,

(01:34:31):
it's Sweet Caroline. It's the greatestkaraoke song of all time. And I
know I'm a little biased because I'ma red sock fit, but still it
is what it is for a reason. Two, I'm going living on a
prayer. That's that's just classic alltime great karaoke where you get to whoa
way and you get to fucking beltout shit and it's in your head.

(01:34:53):
It sounds great, but in reality, it probably sounds like what I just
sounded like in my head sounded good. Reality sounds like shit. But you
really get to belt it out,which is what makes it a great karaoke
song. Three, don't stop believing. Same thing. But I think the
average populist knows less of that songword by word. Then they know Sweet

(01:35:16):
Caroline and Living on a Prayer.It's just like everyone knows like the main
part of it, but then onceyou start getting more into it, and
it's like they don't really know what'sgoing on. But it is an all
time great one. I'm actually goingBehemian rhapsoy at four. It is way
too long, but the only reasonis Dancing Queen. I don't really like
that's not even a top twenty karaokesong that I would come up with.

(01:35:40):
I just think it's five because Ithink it's so far down the list of
karaoke songs behind these other ones.If somebody did drag. But like,
nobody can do Bohemian Rhapsody right,and you shouldn't because it is it's too
long of a song for karaoke,But you're gonna have a goddamn great song
or a great time the entire song. You will not anybody else in the

(01:36:01):
bar will. Yeah, no,they won't. Maybe a couple of drunk
girls that are singing along with you. But I'm gonna have fun doing the
whole thing. Like number one sidethat might be at me to leave a
karaoke bar is Bohemian raps. Youyou know, so you thank you can
strong. But like that's the greatthing is it's like even once it starts

(01:36:21):
to slow down a little bit,bam, then you get punched in the
face with the hard rock and youget energized back into the song. Unfortunately
that's like three and a half minutesinto the song. But uh, but
I just I had to put toanswer men at five because I think it's
nowhere near as good of a carryYoki song as the rest of them.
But I would love to sing thatbecause I would fucking kill it. It's

(01:36:45):
good power rankings, Good power rankings, alex Or Jordan's so is the last
question, Jordan Welch, good questionand good power A suggestion, Jordan Buch
keep those Kevin, keep those Kevinall right? Actually at or Astuley Wilkins
at Buster Heeler Mix on Twitter sayshow many snakes is too many snakes?

(01:37:10):
One one? The answer is one. I agree one snakes are the worst.
I think one snake is enough.I think two questions. I think
two snakes is too many snakes becauseyou gotta be able to keep your eye
on it. You know, ifyou have two of them, they can

(01:37:30):
they can sneak up on you.I gotta be able to keep my eye
on you. There's one snake.I can stop the fuck out of snake.
Dude, I give you, getme one snake, I'll fuck it
up. I'll fuck out one snake. You get me two snakes. Now,
now I'm worried. I'll prove toyou that I'm gray that bitch.
I'll whip it. I'll just whipthe ship out of that snake, and
he's dead. So if you're walkingWeezy and you're just standing there one more

(01:37:54):
while she's like taking a piss,and all of a sudden you turn around
and there was a snake one inchaway from your back heel, you're not
gonna go snake fuck a snake.That's let's see one just why we worried,
Forezy, not so one is stilltoo many for my dog, for
me, For me, one,one is one is good, two is

(01:38:16):
too many snakes. The entirety ofhuman history has tried to tell everyone that
snakes are bad, and they justdon't want to fucking listen. I mean,
we got Adam and Eve Bam,the evil character. I'm irish.
I'm named after Saint Patrick. Whatdid he do? He got rid of
all the goddamn snakes in Ireland.That's why he's a fucking saint to the
Catholic Church. Got rid of allthe snakes Bam right there. It's it's

(01:38:43):
it's bred into my history and myDNA. Fock snakes, yeah right,
I wish they were all dead,and someone will be You'll look up the
egos because they do. They're fuckingThey slither around on the ground and they're

(01:39:03):
invasive species everywhere. Fuck them.I wish every last snake on the planet
was dead. I'll do it.The overpopulation was some other fucking thing.
I don't give a ship. Fucksnakes. Yeah, snakes and birds I
can fuck off pretty much. TheMexican flag. Mexican flag can fuck off.

(01:39:27):
Not the Mexican flag itself, butbasically what's portrayed on the Mexican flag
just a bird off. That wasa good bird. It was killing a
snake. Yeah, but it's stillfuckhead like I could beat up that bird.
It couldn't have killed me. Hm. That's all I'm saying. It

(01:39:50):
goes for any other flag with abird on it to fuck that or a
snake. So so, after yourpaternity runs out, for after Emma has
the baby, are you going totake some more time off to just go
to help sit on the border walldefended down there? He racist? No,
I will not be doing that.I don't know. It sounds like
he hate the Mexicans. I'm anopen border guy, big open border guy.

(01:40:13):
Everybody knows that about me. Allright, last question, let's wrap
this bad way up. This isfrom Josh Treecoddle at Joshua Tree seven one
three, and Josh says, areyour teeth just mouth knives? So I
saw this yesterday and I thought,this is a great opportunity just see what
the normal brain thinks of the questionsthat we get. And I asked this

(01:40:36):
to somebody at work, and forabout eight seconds he was stammering and go,
no, it's kind of more,and it broke his brain so bad.
After like eight seconds, he justgoes, yeah, their fucking mouth
knives. Yep, yeah there dude, what do they wait? They did
they bite they by their mouth knives. He was starting, He's like,
you know, they're more of likea maybe this and I saw and he

(01:41:01):
was trying to come up and hewas just like, this is the dumbest
question I've ever heard. I waslike, no, these are the great
questions, but this is the shipwe get into a podcast question either.
The only thing I would say theycould be besides it is like it would
be like a mouth spork because itkind of does everything that all of the
utensils do, like that, likeyou know, you would spoon it.

(01:41:21):
I guess you can't really spoon withyour teeth, can you. It would
be more of a because it couldbe a fork. His teeth can be
a fork because you can like,ah, I can put a carrot in
my mouth, likesh, Like Igot to watch a YouTube version. You
could hold it. Ah, youuse that as the screen grap that's the

(01:41:44):
stuff now. Uh. But butyeah, you could use that as a
fork. I don't really think youcould use teeth as a spoon, So
it'd be a a fife mouth knives, fouth fives. I like, yeah,

(01:42:06):
we're an agreeance on all that.I don't know, I think so,
I still think just I like mouthknives, Okay, I think about
the four I used to. Istab it and I grabbed like I can't
remember last time I bit into somethingand it held it. My teeth held
it like a knife. I haveto use both sets of teeth to pinch
it together to hold it. Okay, that's fair. Mouth knives. We

(01:42:30):
thought it. I never thought ofJosh, You're right, it was.
It was right there the whole time. Great questions everybody at Past grape Pod
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(01:42:56):
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