Pass The Gravy #577: Narcissister

The guys talk about The Olympics, NFL training camp fights, and learn about Jeep culture. They also power rank semi-aquatic animals. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang, Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
It's Past the Gravy episode five hundred and seventy seven
and the boys are all in the same place again
because my internet still doesn't work great, So what's up?
Fourth location in five weeks. We did not change locations
from last week. That was the only thing I was
kind of bummed about. I was like, we should just
what's a fun place you guys went in a podcast

(00:56):
from Library Library we want to quiet?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
We would we would have just gotten kicked out.

Speaker 6 (01:02):
When I shouted I hate that. That was also the
first thing that I thought of.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Well, I wouldn't want to be quiet. I would want
to just do it. So when they come out, we're like, no, guys,
can you guys be quiet? We're doing a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
What if we started recording, like get Starbucks is and
we just go to Starbucks and we're like well, thanks
for everybody for coming out, Like we didn't come out
to anything. You guys set up here, please leave.

Speaker 7 (01:20):
We just do ten minutes in ten different locations.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Probably would you like that, and then we just piece
it together for we would do about twenty locations in
a day, you know, would have.

Speaker 6 (01:29):
Been a good one, like a car ride would just
like drive around?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can we do that now?

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Like a road trip podcast? I think that would be great.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, like not a road trip. We just we're just
driving like there's no like, we'ld just put Robert in
the driver's seat. You and me sit in the back.
Robert sets the camera up and like a cup holder,
and then we just go or we drive up to
like uh, just drive around the six to ten loop
and until like we get done. All right, well let's
wrap it up. Robert take us home.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
We all drive to like Hempstead and record on the way,
grab some watermelon at some like festival, and then just
drive that.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
We should get an uber black like with the tahoe
Like no, no, no, that'd be even funnier. Like hey,
we're gonna set up a couple of things and then
Robert just sets up the Robert sits up front sets
up all the stuff, and then we're like just take
us to like like an hour and a half away,
Like we set our destination to that, and like the
podcast has to end when we get to our destination.

(02:22):
That's it. And then we'll just record the following week's
podcast on the ride back. Or what if we we
just edited it on the way back. That'd be awesome.
And then Robert, we go home. We're just done. We
just had we had a car ride.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Along the lines of what you first said. Let's just
circle Terminal C at Bush Airport.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Just go to the airport loop. We're just keep going.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
We just keep circling C for two hours before finally
security stops us, like what the fuck are you doing?

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, we'd be put on some sl list.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
I do think it'd be really funny that to just
go to the places and like pretend that we're doing
a live podcast without doing any live podcast, Like just
go to a restaurant. Hey, do you guys mind up
if we set up some stuff. I got work. Okay,
by the way, my work is a podcast, and thanks
for everybody for coming out.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
We scept speakers like we do when we do the
real live one by playing tickets so we can get
in the terminal. Do it from the terminal, then just
go home.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, just the biggest way tickets. Hmmm.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Why are you guys pulling out microphones? Oh god, no,
not in the terminal.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
Fucking liberals coming here to chit and chat in our airport.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
No, just walking around to people with microphones asking them questions,
sticking in their face and like, dude, I'm going to Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I'm not in a good moody. Have you ever heard
of Past de Grady podcast? And I'm just like no,
I'm like, all right, thank you for your time.

Speaker 7 (03:40):
Where are you going today?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Georgia?

Speaker 7 (03:41):
All right?

Speaker 4 (03:42):
You just walk away n business or pleasure? And then
just walk away everywhere they finished answer how are you
doing today? Just be the worst man on the street ever.
I know, Billy Eichner is pretty pretty far up there,
but nobody's good. He's so bad that it's good. Yeah,
And then people also don't. There's like eighteen people following
behind him that have to run and chase down whoever.

(04:04):
He just talks to you to get him to sign
a waiver or else. It can't be on the air.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I feel like i'd be a combination of him and
like Steven Wright, like the running away part, uh huh,
but the low energy of Steven Wright and sounding like
I don't actually want to be there talking to people.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Who's the guy that goes to college campuses and just
just like debate me. Oh, Steven Crowder, let's do that,
but you just do the podcast. We don't debate anybody.
It says debate me, and then people come up and
they form a line to debate us, but then we
just make them listen to our content the whole hour.

Speaker 7 (04:37):
Oh no, no, questions are coming up soon.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
Yeah, we're gonna get to the questions here in a second.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
And actually we're gonna do the answers segment real fast,
which you know what, We just answered the question. Sorry,
that's all the time we got. Thank you guys for standing,
thanks for coming out of the podcust We let.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
The first person ask a question, and then we go, guys,
that's all we have time for.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Space it out like we do the awards at the gravies,
but we like just plant the first five or six
people to ask us.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Just pass the gavy questions.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
I actually want to do this on a college the
real political debate yeah, just ask him. Can you feel
yourself becoming a libcuck because of your professors?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Or do you not even notice the change?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
I don't want to get into those debates.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Does your dad hate you every time you come home
and say something to him?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Now I've got like internet energy where I can, like
I control you all day online because I can get
on and off a Twitter.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Like kids in college have too much time to like
argue with you.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'm like, I'm not going to debate this with your pal, Like,
here's my thoughts, there's your thoughts. That's that's all I got, man,
I don't want to hear you yelling at me anymore. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
That might be the only real thing that you learn
in college is that once you start to get opinions,
they're not going to change. You're never gonna change. You're
never going to change anybody's mind on anything anymore. It's like, well,
this is what I think, but here's the numbers that
prove that's wrong. Doesn't matter, this is what I think.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, Like, as I get older, the episode of Curb
Your Enthusiasm where Larry David is in line to vote
and then he's like, he's voting one way and he's like, hey,
who's voting for this person? And it's the other person
that he wasn't gonna vote for. And there was one
guys like me, and he's like, since our votes cant
see each other out, you want to like go get
a coffee And then they just don't wait in line
and go get a coffee and like go about their days.

(06:13):
I'm very down to do that with a lot of people,
just be like what if we all just we just
didn't do it?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
See, I want to go and make okay, rock paper
scissor shoot. Whoever loses has to leave, So now your
vote's worth two.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
That's a good idea. My new thing. This is not
how I'm going to vote or anything, but I'm going
to start asking every political text that I get for
a pick, and I will start documenting like are the
Dams good at betting? Or are the Republicans good at betting?
Or is RFK good at betting? I don't know, And
then I will release like the the info like the

(06:48):
week of the election, right before the election maybe and
be like, hey, I don't know what this means to you,
but if you're voting based on who gives you winners,
this is the place to go.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
So I know you've been asking them, who do you think?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Well, Kamala the same to me. I don't know what
you know? That like, we could maybe get her on
as a guest. But Robert, did you know Kamala texted
me this afternoon.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
She says, it's Kamala Harris and I'm pleased to share
that I've made made a decision. Minister Governor Tim Wallas
will join our campaign as my running mate. Tim is
a battle tested leader who has an incredible track record.
Now would you pitch in thirty dollars to welcome Tim
to our ticket and support Democrats nationwide. We are relying
on your immediate support to defeat Donald J. Trump and JD. Vance.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
It means the world to me and Tim and our
families to have you in it.

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Are you in?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And I said, will come allat take A's minus one
one and a half tonight, And.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
That was the last thing I said. And they have
not replied.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
But if they don't reply, I think we have to
count that as a loss because then you're too scared
to bet and give them scared my you don't make money.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Give them the option to give you a bet, like,
don't just place it for him, be like, hey, do
you have a bet that you like tonight? And that's
bonus points if they give you a winner.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
But also I think if I give, like, if I
go in with this is the game, I'm going to
give options to Republican or Democrat that comes at me,
I give them the same play so then I can
see which way they go.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
I like that. Also, guys from Minnesota, when's last time
Minnesota won anything?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Right, It's been a minute.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Timberwolves suck, Twins can't win.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Soony Lee, Sooney Lee. She won gold.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
But that wasn't for Minnesota. That was for Minutes.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
He's from Minnesota.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
Though. The Vikings they can't win.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Vikings can't win.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
You're right, Minnesota Golden Gophers or something there.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I think they're just the Golden Gophers.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
They are golden. Yeah, well they're not winning.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Gold, not winning gold unless senior they went to Minnesota,
got nothing.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
Don't. Also, how can Republicans use initials and Democrats don't?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
What do you mean?

Speaker 7 (08:33):
Donald J? Trump? Jd Vance, George H. W. Bush? George W.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Bush was Eisenhower Republican.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
Dwight D I think Dwight.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
What about whom j Edgar? That's Herbert Hoover.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Jagger. Hoover is FBI.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, and then plus I'm pretty sure Jay Edgar was
a Republican. That dude does not give liberal vibes.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know. Yeah, a guy named Edward.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
We're talking too much politics. What I want to talk
about is Olympics though, because the steeplechase was on yesterday,
and holy fuck, guys, I did not know that the
steeple chase, like I'd heard of the word steeplechase, didn't
really know what it was. They'd never seen it. The
steeplechase is kind of sick.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Explain it?

Speaker 7 (09:13):
What is all?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Right?

Speaker 5 (09:14):
So I was watching track I got home.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
They had on It's it's France time, So like, guess what,
it's primetime Olympics if you're home right now, like I am,
let's go watch Noah Lyles get some winds. And then
they're like and coming up next is the steeplechase, and
they pulled out these like hurdles that aren't the regular
little hurdles they set up. It was like the whole
length of the track kind of that they would set
it up and they would be like varying degrees of

(09:38):
heights hurdles like, so they weren't all the same height.
And then they have like a water part that they
put after one of the hurdles, so you jump over
the hurdle into water and then keep going and it's
just like a mile run, but you're running with hurdles
that you have to jump over then sometimes water, which
was just is that the most random Olympic sport?

Speaker 7 (09:56):
It has to be. I've never understood the Hey, guess
what you gotta land in a pos?

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Like, how does that point of that? I don't understand.
I know that like everything is distanced. Like noahll Aisles
won the one hundred meter, which makes you the fastest
man in the world. I did watch the fifteen hundred meter,
which is one hundred meters less than a full mile,
which I don't know why they don't just make them
run a mile, And the US fucking came back and
smoked Great Britain and Norway sucking dick. Norway and Great
Britain kicked your ass right there. But we won that one,

(10:23):
and that was pre electric at the end because our
dude just came off at the very end, and like
I feel like the longer the race is like it
there's a sweet spot between, Like I don't care about
cross country. Fifteen hundred is like four times around the track,
So you're like I can watch this and then it's
over with and they're like, all right, coming up there
we go. This guy's gonna is he gonnasshim? An American
passed it. But the steeplechase and this set that up.

(10:43):
I was like, how is that the event you pick
that You're like, you know what, I'm not gonna do
one hundred meter, not gonna two hundred meters, not gonna
do cross country, not gonna do fifteen hundred meters, not
gonna do just hurdles? Is there anything with like water
that I could also do? Like was that like when
you do the steeple chase, that can't be your first
choice for your Olympic event, like with all the other stuff.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Just like we got a guy doing that, we need
somebody you can hurdle.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
Right, you're not the fastest hurdler, but you're a pretty
good hurdler and also somewhat long distance guy. How do
you do in water?

Speaker 7 (11:11):
See like swimming?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
No, just like jumping into it and then continuing to run.
I mean, like in the rain. Yeah, I can do that.
Like cool, that's your event. Steeplechase. There's no steepul either.
I don't know why it's called the steeple chase.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I mean, it's definitely the guy that is like their
fourth best in all those events. Like he's not your
best cross country guy, but in cross country you have
to run through some puddles, so like, okay, he's got
experience there. He's not your best hurdle guy, but he
does know how to get over him. And he's not
your best long distance runner or a sprinter, so like, well,
you know he's like fourth and all of those all
the time, he's always finished in top four. Just let

(11:42):
him combine all of them. All those other guys are
specialized or gals. All those gals specialized too, that probably
don't jump over the hurdles as fast. But yeah, yeah,
you're like okay, you know you're good enough, but you're
not great at any of them.

Speaker 7 (11:56):
Jack of vulture, that's what it is. The steeple chase
is the jack of all trades race.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
And that is really because if you you can't understand
an Olympic event. You have to look back as to
like how they came up with it, and they just
didn't have things like they're like, well, this guy can
punch this guy the hardest, all right, you can wrestle, okay,
you can throw this stick the furthest Okay, you can
run fast like they're like, this guy can also jump
in puddles of water faster than anybody else.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
So that was probably like what the Greeks did.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
I just looked it up as you were as you
were talking to this is the It was originally like
a horse race and they would race from one steeple
from one town to the other town's steeple, So you'd
run from like their church people to the other one.
And then people did that after they saw horses doing it.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Also, some of you just said, there, how is hardest punch?
Not at an Olympic event.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
It should be and the games at bars where it's
like you just put the money, just do that. You
don't have to punch anybody.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
And that one that'd be funny if it was just
one of those bar things because you have to catch
that perfect. It would probably be like remember in Rocky
when they were testing the Russians thing like he I
think he was actually like punching. It wasn't a wall,
but it was like a pad and that's how that's
what it would be. But it would be hilarious if
they just wheeled in the nearest bar's punching machine.

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah, it'd be sicking with the little Olympic rings on it.
Make it official.

Speaker 7 (13:06):
That'd be sick. Yes.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
Steeplechase shout out to the steeplechase.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I feel like it doesn't good enough enough shine and
it's got a like steeple chase is a catchy dame,
Like why are we chasing after a steeple?

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Is there a runaway steeple? What's going on that? It
intrigued me.

Speaker 7 (13:21):
I want to turn it into a relay.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Now.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
They could probably do it like.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
You do the sprint. You do the hurdles, you.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Have to steeple to the other steeple and then you
get to live in that steeple.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
I think it would be more fun if instead of
it being a puddle that's only like ten feet long,
if they had like thirty yards but it was like
shin deep water, so you had to like really trot
yea through it and get.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
Highne because the high knees would be hilarious. It'd be
a great.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Visual if you think about it. The steeplechase is just
a poor man's iron man or what is it a
poor man's tough mutter.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Well, it's it's a non stupid tough mutter, because tough
mutters are stupid.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Well, that that's what they did. They saw the steel
chase and they're like, what if we did it in
dirt and we also had to crawl under barb wire
and then do this wall thing like the Marines. Well whatever,
we just ran it. Yeah, but that we can't charge
one hundred and fifty dollars to do that.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
When are we gonna hold it either in the coldest
day of the year or the hottest day of the year.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
Or when it's just pouring down rain and it's gonna
be miserable.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Well, it's gonna suck anyway, so we might as well
pick the absolute worst possible days to do it.

Speaker 7 (14:22):
In Like, what are your hobbies?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
I exercise in groups of people will be like, well,
that's fucking stupid. After high school, you should never do
that again.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
But in can't powers today? I play real sports. I'm
not trying to be the best at exercising.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, it's the same thing with CrossFit. It's I'm so
happy the CrossFit fat is over.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Now we'll still do it.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
But yeah, shut up about it now.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
They did shut up about it. They did shut up
about it.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
I remember when people were pushing like Crosswit should be
in the Olympic Games. I was like, you shouldn't be
allowed to vote because that's a stupid, stupid idea.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Yeah, but again, CrossFit sometimes it's on ESPN on Saturday
mornings and it's like the CrossFit Championships.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Who's what I'll never not even on the side TV.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
You see how many hand cleans this guy did. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
All have King of Queens going with no sound on
my side TV before I have CrossFit going.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah, although ESPN's kind of just gone to shit, I
have to watch Little League baseball and softball the fucking time. Now.
It's so stupid.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
They should just lean into being the OCHO. Just be
the tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
By the way, we're recording on eight seven eight eight
ojo day.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh in four more years eight eight two eight, that's
gonna be sick.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
What about eight eight eight? Eventually when we get to
twenty eighty eight.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
There's no chance I'm still alive. Then I'm not going
to get to ninety eight.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Dude, would have like you think L's going to be living,
then she'll definitely be going down going straw and then
she'll be like, fucking it's super Ojo day.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
We got to look forward to March third, twenty thirty three.
That's what we're looking for, which even that is kind
of pushing it for me. Nine more years the way
I live.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Long time. Two presidential administrations, possibly three, maybe if there's impeachments.
We gotta have a lot. That's true. That's true, But yeah,
shout out to the steeplechase. What else did I have?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (16:04):
I just wanted to bitch about. There's a lot of
places I've noticed lately that like they'll be like, hey,
while you come get your haircut, just have a beer.
You can have beer and have snacks, Like don't I
don't want that, And people brag that like, yeah, dude,
they even gave me fresh cookies while I got my
car fixed, Like I don't want you to give me
stuff when I go there, just like don't like that
shouldn't be in your commercial that you can make a

(16:25):
smoothie while you wait, Just like, let me know that
you're gonna fucking fix my car and get me the
fuck out of there sports clips, you get a pass
because that's how it's always been. Hey, get your haircut
here and you can watch TV where you get your
haircut and then we give you a little massage gun
at the end.

Speaker 5 (16:41):
I'm like, that's tight. I'm here for that.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I'm not, but like there's haircut places like yeah, dude,
like why are you waiting for your hair You can
have a beer And I'm like, I don't fucking want
a beer when I go get my haircut, Like you
know what, I don't want anything. I want you to
be like, yeah, I have a seat. We'll be with
you in five minutes. All right, here you go done?
Like you're having to hold on? Can I slip my
hand out from my under this fucking cape that you
put over me and and drink this beer that I
have hair in now? Like I'm not going to say,

(17:05):
do you make me another chocolate chip cookie?

Speaker 6 (17:07):
We just had?

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, we got a little hot dog on the water
right over there. If you want to go no, I
don't want that I want my car back, give me
my car.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, but what if they had the pretzel guy from
the office.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
No, I want to get in, I get out, like,
I don't want you to advertise like we also got this,
We've also got this. We've also got to give me
the thing that I go there for. Yeah, I'm I
don't want to do activities there. We have an xbox.
I'm not gonna say that. Why you get your cartooned.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
I'm not gonna say no to a free beer, even
if I don't think they would put it in a
mechanic shop, because I don't think they want to be
feeding you beers before you drive away in your car.
But I don't think guys should ever be able to
go to somewhere where there's like I don't even like
sports clips for me. If you're a guy, you go
to a barber shop, it's got it's a.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Small like the little curly thing on. Yeah, it's got
the thing.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's got like four top six chairs, there's one TV
in the corner. It's probably playing like Ellen, Like I
don't know why, but it's always Ellen, even if it's
like a dude's barber shop.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Like getting big cars.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I don't want beers in my barber shops because I
don't want people chatty in there. I don't even talk,
not that I go anymore, but when I did get haircuts,
I want to talk to the guy. I'd be like,
he's cutting my hair. I'm gonna sit here in silence.
You're gonna ask me once or twice, how is it looking.
I'm gonna say good, because I don't know. You're the
one cutting my hair. You tell me is it looking good?
Are you doing your job correctly? At the end, even

(18:28):
if I hated it, which I never did, I don't care.
But even if I hated it, I'd be like, thanks,
here's twenty bucks. I'm not gonna complain fucking haircut. We'll
grow back, but I'm going, yeah, stop giving extra stuff. Yeah,
I mean if I like that, if I never have
to sit there like actually, Adam Mechanic, I think would
be sick because I'm just sitting in the waiting room.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
You're giving me beers.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
That's awesome, But then I'm just gonna get mad the
more I drink the beers. I'm gonna be like, where
fus my car seem? Because then I'm just gonna try
and crush as many beers as I can. You're the
kind of dickhead that drinks beers and gets aggressive. I
drink beers and I actually like people. That's the only thing.
Depends on what's going on. If I'm getting heated, I'm
gonna be madder. Like whatever my emotions are at the time,

(19:08):
it's just gonna amplify that. That's what alcohol does. And
my decision making is already going down. So like, if
I'm already mad, then it's not gonna help my decision
making process.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I'm just gonna get madder. If I'm already happy, I'm
just gonna get goofy.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
You see, it's a mood improver for me. It's not
a people like alcohol is a depressant. Not for me.
It's it's basically an upper for me. Booze is my drugs.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
It's it's fun for me. But like for football, like
I can't really drink to watch Giants games. It makes
me get like incredibly angry compared to sort of angry.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
See I don't. Luckily my football team has been pretty good.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
My hote well, so I turned we'll get to that.
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But for me, drinking is just an activity I do
during football regardless. I don't think of it as all
I'm gonna. Now if the game is going bad, I'm like, Okay,
I'm gonna hammer booze because I'm gonna I'm gonna dull
the paint. Yeah, but it's just drinking is a hobby
for me. It's what I do.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Hey, you pretty good at it? Pretty good at it?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
We also have football every week from until February. Now
football is so fucking back down.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Yeah, pack Did you see the Packers are going to
play starters in the preseason.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
I did see that. We'll talk We'll talk to preseason
here in a little bit.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Okay, a little bit.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Let me wrap up my last thing I had for
the pre come segment. This is a new, a new
introduce introduction to the show. I just want to call
what's on Alex's Algorithm this week because they feel like
it was Corey Feldman a couple of weeks ago I
told you guys about and then last week he was
body cams and we got into body cam cinematography. A
lot of people agreed with you. Bodycam cinematography at an

(20:39):
all time low. My new TikTok algorithm this week is
gorilla catch your Predator.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
Guys, like God, how to respect the work they're doing.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Guys that go out and like find catch your Predator
dudes on their own. So like my my real thing
that I've I've taken it and I do. I watched
the videos. Yes, I watch the videos because it's like
they'll confront a guy at a Walmart, like you try
and meet up with a ten year old?

Speaker 5 (21:05):
What the functual problem? And then they yell at the guy.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Are they staged because they feel like you're not a cop,
you can't do all this stuff, and they just basically
try and harass somebody citizens arrested. They don't citizens arrest them.
They usually end up with the person leaving. I don't
know if it's fake or Also, at the end of
the day, and I'm not saying that they are bad
people that are doing this. I think their heart is
in the right place. But at the end of the day,

(21:29):
if you are trying to catch dudes talking to underage
kids and you are not a cop or any sort
of law enforcement anybody, when it boils down to it,
you're just a grown person chatting with like an underage kid, right.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
No, you're a grown person posing as an underage kid
chatting to adults.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
But you are the adult in like, it's the people
that are trying to catch these people.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
You think you're like you're playing the role of the kid,
so you just like I don't know.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Which technically, I guess could be seen as entrapment.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
I don't know. Chris Hansen got it well. And Chris
Hansen got it he was working with the cops, and
it's like, when you don't have the cops working with you,
it feels weirder. Does that make sense, Like at the
end of the day, you're just like pretending to be
a ten year old girl talking dirty to like a
forty year old guy.

Speaker 7 (22:24):
Yeah, I know, it's I think.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You're trying to do. I think your heart's in the
right place, But maybe that's not the best execution of it.
Will I watch the videos? Yes, so then they're getting
what they need out of it. But also, aren't you
kind of hurting your own like you're taking the fish
out of the pond, so you're gonna run out of
videos to make. Eventually, if you catch all these guys,
I mean, that'd be good, that would be good, But
then where's their content. They're monetizing these videos.

Speaker 7 (22:47):
I think then they just moved a man on the
street stuff on the street stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, my algorithm is a lot of boobs. Boobs are cool,
Like I loaded it up first one right there, big
old titties, sick big bothers.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
You see those shore, Robert, what do you think?

Speaker 7 (23:01):
I don't want to put it in the camera. But
that's literally the first thing.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Yeah, well pretty nice, big old, big big boob would But.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Then also, I've got a Game of Thrones through the topplers.
It's that's man boobs.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Nice sho Robert, Robert, see where equal opport?

Speaker 7 (23:15):
You watched House of the Dragon, right there you go.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
I haven't finished the second season, but yeah, I watched.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Dude, I can't believe the ending of the House of
the Dragon. I was so pissed about the end of it. Dude,
with the fuck can't believe they killed all those dragons.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
I actually haven't watched any of it. I guess they
didn't do the big dragon fight. I feel like I
heard I guess that's coming next season, Like she just
got to the fucking dragons.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Where's brand There was a really cool dragon fight in
the most recent episode I watched Season's over. I'll say
it was episode four, season two. There's like a big
dragon fight.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
It's gonna take me really watch this because I'm gonna
make myself rewatch the first season because I don't really
remember what happened in it.

Speaker 7 (23:49):
I kind of do, but I need a refresher.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
But you got a new season in NFL starting soon.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I know.

Speaker 7 (23:54):
That's why I said it's gonna take me like six months.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, I've also been rewatching King of the Hill, so
that it's taking up a lot of my time.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I want to start talking about like football season like
it is an actual television dude. This season fucking is
mid as fuck. The finale better be good, dude.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Yeah, but like we all see where it's going, it's
just gonna be the Chiefs again.

Speaker 7 (24:14):
Like we all know.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
The writers got to change up. Man, they got changed up.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
They're following the book too closely in my opinion.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Okay, would you guys have for pre come segment? I
do have, Robert Felians. Don't let me forget to do
that before we wrap up.

Speaker 7 (24:30):
I just wanted to give a little shine to the Vietnamese.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't think they give enough credit for their sandwich
acumen because I didn't.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Know where that was going.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
Yeah, dude, I was I was just thinking about I.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
Was like, you're talking of Vietnam War.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
What. I was making a sandwich at work today. I
was making my lunch and I was like, you know
what sounds really good? I like Bond memes. I'm gonna
throw some carrots in this bitch, bro throw carrots on
your sandwich?

Speaker 4 (24:50):
What is bond? Me? Explain it to me, Like I'm five,
I know that.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's so it's like meats that they do, but I
always go it's like shaved pork kind of and then
it's got like jalapeno and like carrots, slivers and cilantro
on there, and it's fucking great the sandwich. Yeah, and
it's like on like a HOGI roll that's kind of crispy,
so like it's it's not like a crunch that goes

(25:14):
to it, but like it gives a little firmness to
the bread and it's toasted.

Speaker 7 (25:17):
It's fantastic. Yeah, like carrots on the sandwich.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
The only thing was, like our carrots, we steam them first,
so they're a little bit softer. So it wasn't that
like snap to the carrot, but like soft carrots on
the stanch, fantastic. I was already thinking about ways to
improvement prove it. I'm gonna make like I'm gonna squish
down the carrots kind of like it's guacamole and use
that as a spread on the sandwich.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
But the next time, dude, it's gonna fuck.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
It's gonna fuck so hard ud do it. So I
just I just wanted to shout out to all the
Vietnamese out there. I appreciate what you guys are doing
in the culinary world.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Visa. I still have never had fa though, Yeah, are
you gonna this squid game that?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
No, someday I don't go out to eat.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
But let's just like I kind of like be like
I feel like fu isn't something that you can get
to go, and people like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 7 (26:02):
You just order it to go, but like.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
It comes in different stuff.

Speaker 7 (26:05):
You just get the cup, yeah, like what is it coming?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
And I'm like, here's all this other stuff you put in,
like just all of it, And.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
I don't want to like build it at home. I
want it presented to me all ready to eat. Yeah,
but I don't go when you.

Speaker 4 (26:16):
Get tacos to go, sometimes how they give you if
it's like real like street like Mexican street taco style,
like they're like, here's all of the little to go
cups with all of your sauces, and then here's a
little thing of cilantro. Here's a little thing of this.
And then if they don't do the cool thing where
they like they wrap the lime and the foil and
they've got all this stuff just wrapped into the foil
for you, like you got to put it all together

(26:37):
your something. Now this is a chore.

Speaker 7 (26:39):
Oh but I mean that's just tacos, but.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
It's still a chore. Sometimes I want to not done.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
And actually I appreciate them giving me all the different sauce.
I'll dip into this one, I'll dip into that. Okay,
that one's a little too spicy. Yeah, we use it.
It's great flavor. But I don't want to ruin my
buttthole later, so I'm gonna stick away from that green.
I'm just gonna use the red. Today I had coffee.
I can't be mixing coffee tacos. That's just asking for
a problem. We're a real problem, real problem. Robert would

(27:03):
you have for pre camp segments.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yeah, I appreciate that we're that we can have the
we have that we have the TV on here because
we can play the Ashras here at at work, but
it's also very distracting. I don't I don't get to
watch many games. Yeah, so that's that's what I appreciate, Like, oh,
this is nice, I could watch the I can actually
watch the game rather than just on the radio.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
But so you like doing the podcast in person?

Speaker 5 (27:21):
You want to come back to this every day?

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Then the Astras don't pay play day games.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
Every Astro's day game though on Wednesdays? Do we doing
it in person? I think we just walk that in.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, so we're all kind of people watching the video
and like why does Alice keep looking left and Pat's
not looking at us? The camera shaking because Robert keeps
turning and bumping into it.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
We are we are we have ultimate distractions on like
the ashes on the big TV. And then I have
my iPad with the Yankees onto, so super cool, really cool,
but hey, we're not. I don't feel like we've been
super distracted. We may look distracted. Watch us on YouTube,
watch us on YouTube, and then also you know what
I decided. We're gonna give away a Gravy Gang shirt.

(28:03):
There's gonna be a secret like little hidden past the
Gravy logo, and we're not gonna tell you where it
is on the podcast, but you have to watch the
entire episode and if you can find the PTG logo,
make it like the American flag logo with like the red,
white and blue pass the Gavy log We're gonna have
that hidden somewhere in the YouTube video. And if you
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(28:25):
it is up on Twitter and you're gonna win a
free Gravy Gang twenty twenty four shirt.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Sick.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Yeah, well we were gonna do that. So don't forget
to watch every frame of this YouTube video and then
once you finish it, start over again. If you didn't
watch it, yeah, down and then get all of your
friends to also watch it, and then just scroll frame
by frame, but hit play and then like it too.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Or if you're not gonna pay attention to every frame,
just have it constantly playing on your laptop. Yeah, entire
to catch today.

Speaker 7 (28:53):
Yeah, eventually you'll.

Speaker 4 (28:54):
Eventually you'll catch it, So just watch it. YouTube dot
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Subscribe please YouTube, don't forget.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
It would be really funny, is like, if they weren't
gonna watch it all the way through, if they just
like screen recorded the YouTube video so then they can
play it back later instead of just going through the YouTube.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
That would be really funny. Somebody do that.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Somebody do that and then be like, I got it
and it's just the full podcast screen recorded, but you shot. Yeah,
it's gonna be a screenshot, not a screen recording. But
definitely somebody do that too.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That would have been if somebody actually had done that
on their own without us figuring out.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
We're like, fuck, well they hit the loophole, damn it.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
But yeah, just keep an eye on if you're watching
the YouTube version. What else, Robert, what are you feelines?
Oh we got Robert feelins? Okay, Pat you brought you
brought one? And uh I got one?

Speaker 1 (29:44):
All right?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
What you got?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
It's a song, all right, French melanin. It's a rap song.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh I can't say that inwards in Paris, there you go.
I was watching the skin Color.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I was watching the Olympics today and it just popped
in my head. I was like, oh, what if he
accidentally says it? Oops, technically Robert can say it, but
he won't. Robert could say it, but he's respectful.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
Yeah, I wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
All right, I've got three for you this week. This
is an appliance, an appliance. Vagina cooler, Vagina coolers ice box. No, no, close,
maybe close?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
I mean cooler ice Vagina box. I mean that could
have been it. Right, let's see Vagina cooler. It's an appliance.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
I got it. This is the first one I've ever
I've ever got. Box Fan nailed it, nailed it.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
There we go.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
That's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
There we go. All right, box Fan. That was a
go on, Robert, all right, this is a place, brown
Rock place she would go a location?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Is it? Like?

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Are there multiples of these or this is a specific This.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Is a very specific place. It's very large, brown Rock.
They made a TV show about it, Yellowstone. I was like,
I can't say plays and TV show. If you can't
get it, I'm gonna give you the TV show. Hen
all right, that was case. You see what I did
that Brown? It's not yellow?

Speaker 7 (31:42):
Yeah, that's what me up. I was trying to think Brown.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I was like, that's Robert Felix do it makes thinks.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
As soon as you said brown, all I had in
my head like ship stone. I was like poop mountain.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Last one, this is a saying or a phrase. Daffodil
ranger hmmm something power nailed it, nailed it.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I don't get how the ranger goes in.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
I was gonna say something that maybe like a hippie
would say power ranger flower power. Yeah, that's exactly. That's
what Robert feelins are like. It's like stuff you can
associate with those stuff. It doesn't always have it doesn't
have to make sense, but as long as you can
get there.

Speaker 7 (32:26):
It helps a lot. When it makes sense, it does
make sense.

Speaker 6 (32:28):
This is our best round of We nailed this.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Everybody. Yeah, well done, everyone, well done. I hope everybody
at home also enjoyed. Those's. That's we'll put that clip up.
They'll be like, this is easy game. This is easy,
and then we'll come up with the impossible ones next week.
Just ones. It don't even make sense. Dogs, Shoot, what
does that mean? That means peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Wow, well, dogs can't have peanut but exactly sandwiches you.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Should have known that, beauty. Robert feelins. If somebody tells
you your sucks, you can say no, it doesn't. But
then if you don't get there, you like that one
fucking sucks, just tell them, like you don't get it,
you get it if you have to ask on them.

Speaker 7 (33:01):
Now it just went over your head.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
Never know, you fucking daffodil ranger. Motherless. Fuck. I didn't
say I didn't cause any motherless the other day, and
I just was trying it out and it feels so mean.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Yeah I did it.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
The next day, I forgot. You're just like, oh did
your mom die?

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Like no, yeah, almost immediately when we were down, I'm like, oh,
I said that kind of meaning.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's like old school when you'll be like, oh, yeah,
well your mom's dead, like we used to say that
when we were kids and just hope you never ran
into somebody with the dead mom.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Then as you get older, you're like, oh god, yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
People would be like, yeah, well my mom's dead, and
you're like well or no, that's what would be like,
I fucked your mom, my mom's dead, and you're like,
I don't.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Believe I called you back to that. I'm sorry for
your loss.

Speaker 7 (33:45):
Like, I don't believe you. But if I double down
and I'm wrong, I'm a real dude.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Yeah. But then also maybe that's just how I am.
Robert feelings, I mean, I am a dick. So yeah,
Robert Feeling's are fun. I like that. It's fun little
wrinkle that we can it came up with.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Shout out to me Moond who really came up with it.
But we stole it and now made it our own.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I like, oh, I just thought of one more.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Let's go while we're on it.

Speaker 7 (34:07):
It's a place, all.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Right, Yellowstone, Yellowstone Batman fish.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Awk what cave? No, all right, you gotta do this.
You gotta figure this out.

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Batman cave, Batman, fishman fish.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
It's in the.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Northeast of the United States. Fuck northeast, Cape cod because
Batman is a Cape crusader. Okay, all right, fair, I
shouldn't have done that one.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Now we're four for five, Hey, four for five.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
We'll cut that fire. We'll just cut that. What do
you say for next week? All right, let's move on.
Let's move on to the Comeback Kids segment, where we
tell you guys, what's back in the news this week.
According to us. It's brought to you by Pastthegravy merch
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(36:58):
our first comeback kid this week, going back to the Olympics,
We're gonna go with America because America is fucking back baby.
Right now, America is kicking China's ass. Stuck at China
in the gold medal count. We have like thirty more
gold or thirty more total medals than whoever's in second,

(37:18):
which I think is China also, so suck it. And
then we also, so America now has the Olympic, We're
winning the Olympics, super Bowl title, SEC title, National Championship,
World Series. What else we got? We got the Stanley Cup,
MLS Cup. Miami won the League's Cup of the MLS,

(37:41):
so we got that too. What else Wait, probably gonna
well fifty to fifty chance to win Little League World Series.

Speaker 7 (37:49):
We're just gonna go ahead and say we're.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
Gonna We're gonna win that. We're gonna win that streak.
Like I don't know, I feel like there's a lot
of hate coming in America's way regularly, and these like
it's it's always like, hey, these Americans, can you I
don't know, why don't you win a championship? England? Why
don't you fucking do something? Like that Pierce fucking Morgan
before you talk shit, dude. Yeah, you guys got your
own riots going on. Yeah, I don't even talk about that.

(38:11):
You just can't win fucking championship. You got championship drought.
Maybe we've you focused on winning titles instead of fucking
telling everybody else what they should be doing. It wouldn't
be such a fucking shitty country. And by the way,
ever forgot about the Revolutionary War England?

Speaker 8 (38:24):
Huh every year it's coming home. No, it's fucking no.
We lost tonther world. We invented this sport and we're
not good.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
At it anymore.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
No, the year ros the last time we had the
best player was David Beckham Batm David Batam.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
That have Jude belling him now and I think he
might be the best player. No, it's still messy, right,
Messi's still to go And where is he? Messi's in Miami,
which is in it's America. There you go, So they go,
we have the best player in the world now because
America goes to play for the terrorists. So he's not
he I mean he was never that nast anyway. Yeah,
that was always If Messi had gone that we would

(39:01):
would have never done that. He's like I go where
I go, where the winners go.

Speaker 7 (39:04):
Gold merchant man. He's just not That's really what he is.
And that's all he can do is school, can't pass.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
He can only kick penalties.

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yep, really all he does. That's what they call him.

Speaker 4 (39:12):
But America is back, really with Noah Lyles fastest man
on Earth. I don't know why that makes you the
fastest man on earth. I think the forty yard dash
should make you the fastest man on earth. Whoever the
fastest forty yard dash is, I'm sure that other people
smart than me were, Like one hundred meters is how
you can really tell the fifteen hundred meters one? That's
almost a mile. It should be a mile. But if
you run a mile fastest, that's the fastest man to me.

Speaker 7 (39:31):
But that's long distance, so that doesn't count.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
It's not that long though, shut up, it's long. But
if you think about it, don't.

Speaker 7 (39:36):
More like rob four trips around the track, dude.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Robert, do you know how fast you can run a mile?
Think back to like school.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
No idea a mile twenty minutes, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
You can definitely run him out fast than that.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
No, No, twenty minutes is what I would do.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
You can run them own ten minutes, ten minutes easy.

Speaker 6 (39:53):
Yeah, No, it was never that way in school.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
You never they can gym class like, so we we
did football and we did and stuff, but like that
was a big thing in like eighth grade. I remember
we had to run the Bulldog mile, and like we
would have to run the full mile, and like I
could get to like five minutes. At one point, I
was about five minutes a little over it, and I
felt like such a fucking fast motherfucker. It was like
if you can run a mile there, and I think

(40:16):
it was the four minute mile. It was like the
record that people had for like there, no one will
ever beat that, and these guys are like just at
four minutes, I think. But I feel like you can
kind of gauge, like to how long it takes to
run a mile, because a lot of people have had
to run a mile before, so like, well you can
measure like, okay, well I run a mile, and I
can I can do ten minute mile. You know, if

(40:37):
I'm running on the street, I can do a ten
minute mile and I can Okay, So dude, they finished
six minutes fast. Mean, that's fucking crazy. You can kind
of gauge that. I don't know how fast run one
hundred meters. I don't know how fast run two hundred meters,
but a mile like that's a good gauge. Forty yard
dash that's another good gauge. I don't know what my
fuck my forty time is, but it's probably like six
' five now.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
The last time I did one hundred meters was in
eighth grade when uh, and the only reason I was
doing this because we had the fat Man relay, so
it was all like shot putting discus guys doing it
and it was the favorite event of everybody in track.
And the last time I ran a mile was senior
year of high school. And I don't know the time
because it was the baseball team running it. And as

(41:17):
I got to the last hundred meters, uh, the coach
who hated me, looked up and saw it was me
and just turned and walked away.

Speaker 7 (41:24):
Didn't even give him my time, so I didn't even
finish it.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Like as soon as he turned and walked I was like, Okay,
this is my time to peel off the track and
go back to the locker room. I'm not finishing. You
won't even stand there as the coach screw you.

Speaker 7 (41:36):
I hated that guy. He was a dick.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
But uh yeah, no, running this point, I do get
why the hundred meters is the fastest, like the barometer,
because even hundred.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Why out a higher yards? It should be one hundred yards?
Because we're Americans and we're the best. And yeah, can
you run a football field? Though, like run a football field,
I don't want I don't want to know meters. Like
if we win all the wars, we should get to
determine how the units of measurement are.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
And for sure, well I mean we when we determine,
and I would like it to be forty because of football,
but like it should be forty even, but give it
given even one hundred but one hundred yards?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Yeah her yard dash?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Do that? What?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Like?

Speaker 1 (42:10):
What what's what's the difference between one hundred meters one
hundred yards?

Speaker 7 (42:13):
Yards is longer?

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Yard is three feet? I know that. See I've been
trained in football math. I know my seventh time tables.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Meters are stupid.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
I could do seven, fourteen, twenty one, twenty eight, thirty five,
forty two, forty nine, fifty six sixty three, seventy seventy seven,
eighty four, which, guy.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
One hundred meters is three hundred and twenty eight feet.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
So how many is twenty four divided by three?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Sorry you got you got to do exact ones? How
how many meters is one hundred yards?

Speaker 7 (42:42):
Four?

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Three? How many meters is one hundred yards? I'm not
trying to do math here, man, he is, so how many? What?
How many meters is one hundred yards? So do one
hundred yard to meters?

Speaker 4 (42:53):
Conversion is some riveting podcasting one hundred yards to meters,
so ninety one ninety one meters.

Speaker 7 (43:00):
Okay, So it would make it a little bit shorter
if we did one hundred yard. I'm fine with that.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, I wanted to do a full yard.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
But here's the thing. Don't do it on a track anymore.
On grass on a football field. Yeah, on a football field.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
And you know what, we'll go back to the track
when another country beats us in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Fair, that's fair. Yeah, when you have more Super Bowl
titles than us, we're Olympic Golds, but you don't. Because
we're the best.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
That's what our best.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Yeah. Oh to shout out to America, big come up
for America. Also back this week. We talked about him
a little bit last week, Snoop Dogg, because Snoop Dogg
has been everywhere at the Olympics. I was saying last week,
I was like, flavor flavoring Snoop dog I thought we're
gonna be running too the ground and be incredibly annoying
by the end of it. I love every second of it.
I'm still kind of digging Snoop Dogg. I don't hate

(43:45):
it Snoop dog at all.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
He's just likable.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
It watered it down a little bit though, when I
found out that they're paying him five hundred thousand dollars
a day and all these expenses are paid to be there.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
Yeah, I feel like we could have done the first week.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
They couldn't.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
But like he's Snoop Dogg. Yeah, but like, also, hang
on Paris, he's rich and creandit. I'm not paying that
close attention anymore, but I am. I When I saw
Snoop dog at the Olympics, I was like, hell, yeah,
he's rooting us on. And then the second time I
was like, oh cool, he's at this event now. And
after that I was like, oh, I.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Don't care anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
Like, it's awesome. I love Snoop and it's cool that
he's there. I don't think we need to be Wait,
who's paying this? Is this tax money?

Speaker 7 (44:21):
Probably? Is this tax money that we're giving.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
America one hundred thousand dollars a day. He's making eight
million dollars to hang out for a month.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
That's awesome, and I want I watched the Olympics, I
didn't go there. I'd hang out.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Give me, I'll do it for fifty thousand dollars a day.
Olympics for fifty dollars a day.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
If you regular guy, just a regular guy at the
Olympics watching b I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
We've covered my expenses to Like if you if I
can eat, drink and fly free in Paris and stay there, like,
I'll go there just that.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
Yeah, dude, I'll smoke so much weed and cheer on
our teams.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, dude? Is he a fake patriot? Is Snoop Dogg
a fake patriot? I think we have to ask the question.
I think you might have to say.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Yes, no, I but he's a capitalist. He's like, yeah,
I was planning on going anyway. But if you guys
are gonna pay me to be there? So is he like,
I don't know, this is sound bad? Is he our mascot?
Is he is he Team USA's mascot.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Oh, he has to be right and Flavor Flavor kind
of is. But he paid for like the water polo
team to be there.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
I think though Flavor is he is?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Not? Like he was cool for a minute in the
eighties and then he got some run again in the
two thousands when he did Flavor of Love. But like
Snoop has been a constant, Snoop's been Yeah, Snoop's never
gone away. Snoop beat a murder rap and then went
on to be beloved by all of America doing cooking
shows with Martha Stewart. If that's not the most American

(45:40):
fucking thing ever, I don't know what is.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
But is he a fake patriot?

Speaker 7 (45:43):
No?

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I think he is, and honestly, I think he loves
our country. I'm not saying I'm more of a patriot
than Snoop because back to UNBC, if you wanted to
send me at the next Olympics, I will go for
five hundred thousand dollars a day, just like Snoop. But
I'd also like to announce that I would donate all
of my earnings to the troops, because that's how much
of a patriot I am.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
I would not, but I would. I would give some
of my money and time to them, and I would.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
See the troops because like I think they are the
real patriots. I'm not a fake patriot. I'm a real patriots.
So I'm like, hey, troops, here's some cash.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
But like, here's why NBC should go with me. I'll
you give me the money you have me for a year,
not just the Olympics. Guess what I'll do, Notre Dames lao, yeh,
Notre Dames on NBC. I'll do a guest spot on
Law and Order. They're NBC right, done, done done. I'll
be a fucking serial killer or you know, I'll probably
just be the body and like the opening like oh

(46:38):
he killed no fat, Like oh the neighbors started smelling something.
But it was only like twelve minutes after I died.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Already bloated, fat, you died, but like you were like
my side. I could be the actual person and then
you're just me but bloated and like they mend me
two weeks later.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
So the neighbors found him and he was bloated and smelled.
We think he's been there for a couple of weeks.
In the corner was like he was dead for fourteen minutes.
He's just fat. He had a couple just how he is.
He had a couple of burritos that morning and it
really swelled him up. Too much.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
Salt.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
It's a snoop dogg back this week.

Speaker 7 (47:11):
I think he's a real patriot.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Though, you say, Robert, what do you think, fake patriot,
real patriot?

Speaker 6 (47:16):
I think real patriot.

Speaker 7 (47:18):
He loves football.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
That's a cool game we should start playing. Just say
names and fake patriot, real patriot. I'll get well, we'll
post all those clips to that. I'll get Tyler talking
he was a real patrial, real patriot.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Shot, damn. I was trying to think of something controversial.
I don't know. We'll we'll work on those. We'll work
on those. We're perfected. Real patriot, fake patriot. Next comeback
kid Stocks STONKSK Stonks are back. Robert, explain to us
what happened with the Stonks this week? Because all I saw,
I'm not a money guy. I live paycheck to paycheck.

(47:54):
So when people were like, you just see what's going
on in the stock market. I'm like, no, can I
have a dollar? My portfolio has zero stalks. Yeah, Robert,
what happened to the stocks? Is it bad? Is it good?
Are we dying? No?

Speaker 6 (48:07):
I think it's just a bunch of people just overreacted.
Did I think people did buy the dip because the
next day went.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Back up, So it's good to buy the dip.

Speaker 6 (48:16):
It's good to buy the dip.

Speaker 7 (48:18):
I like guacam only.

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Do you have any crypto friends?

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Thankfully?

Speaker 5 (48:22):
I do not I do, and the two of them
that I have, we're like, bro, bro, you got it
on today.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I'm like, all I see is that everybody's bitching about crypto. Yeah,
but when you buid like it's only going up?

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Look?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Man, I respect that you like this stuff, but I
don't know anything about it, and I'm not gonna learn
because I'm dumb, and you're very close to the ball
season and I don't have enough time to look up
who I think the Giants are gonna have it their
left guard back up position. I don't have enough time
to like figure out the Giants' depth chart in my
brain and then also get into crypto.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I got other things going.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
I'm a father now, you know, like my it's getting
thinner and thinner every day.

Speaker 5 (49:03):
I don't have time to get into crypto.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Plus, if I put my money into crypto, I'm not
gonna have the money to be placing three team spread
parlay teasers. Yeah, dude, so like, and I have to
I have to bet all my picks for PGG picks
when the football season starts.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Well, So like, bro, you don't have anything invested in
the stock market. Why because I trust fucking the Chicago
White Sox to lose twenty games more than I trust
fucking Lily Stock whatever the fuck that is.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
I'm scared of things I don't understand, and I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Yeah, I can watch this basketball game, be like, I
know what an under is.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I was told for weeks ahead of time about game
stop and my buddy was like, dude, just buy, and
I think the shares were like thirty five, Like I
could afford that. It's when my buddy's like, you should
invest in the stock and I look at it's one
hundred and eighty five dollars for one I'm like, oh,
you areating how much money I have man. But I
was told for so long ahead of time about game
Stop and how it was infallible because this was it was.

(50:01):
It was a mean stock that we were people were
buying purposely. We knew what was gonna happen, just to
fuck over all these investment guys. And I did not
get involved in because I couldn't figure out how to
set up robin hood.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
I'm not getting into stocks guys.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
But that's what I didn't understand.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
A was it Monday when all that was happening.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
Black Monday.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Everybody was losing this shit. And it's like when everybody
was buying game Stop, they just turned it off. Just
stop the stop market, you can it pause? Why didn't
they do that? I don't remember. It was I can't
buy game Stop, won't let me buy GameStop, and it's
like just hit pause. They're like, hey, things are bad
with this game Stop thing. Stop it. And so they
did stop it. Just stop it again when it gets bad,
du because that's why I should be present.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
I would just say, hey, stock market off, turn it off.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
They couldn't stop it because the people that actually understand
this and are in Congress were probably selling all their
stocks and making money while everyone else was losing their shit,
and they were like, well, we're not gonna turn it
off because the people in power are still doing well
off this somebody that you sold everything the day before too, but.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Somebody those stocks. Let us know how accurate we were
on this, because I feel like Robert, what else do
we forget? We forgot anything on that? You're our stock guy.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Nothing, that's pretty much it.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
We nailed it.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Yeah, he nailed.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
It's so many maybe feel left out, Like what is
games stop doing?

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Okay, how's game stop? It's definitely like LOWERD. I think
the meme stock that about that is a it's over,
It's gone down a lot.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
What do we shorten next? That? I won't be shorting,
but I'll be monitoring it. You know what I'll do.
I think I have the stocks app on my phone.
I won't buy the stock, but I will follow the stock,
you know how. Then it'll be like, hey, f yi
abbreviation ass whose ass is on the stock market?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
My buddy said to buy am AT in the group
chat the other day, which I think is just like
American materials or something.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Right, Actually, if it's American, I'm buying it. Yeah, double down, Robert,
I'm gonna put you in my stock guy, and I'm
just gonna text you, like, invest in this, and then
you'll just have to invest small amounts of money into
until I'm broke.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Can we start a murri coin? So it kind of
sounds like America.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
We're gonna it was mirrors. Remember, well we can have
more than one coin, that's true. Ponzis came in, Well,
it's another. This is a discussion for a different time.
It's a discussion for a different time. We'll figure out
the coin after this. But yeah, stocks are back because
it's not it's good to have stocks now.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
It was bad Monday, but now it's good.

Speaker 7 (52:33):
Stonks are back.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Stalks so back. But there's actually never been a time
that's been better to buy stonks in now. So yeah, congratula. Yeah,
through it's a financial podcast.

Speaker 6 (52:45):
I think we need to say that it's this is
not financial advice, but it might be legal there.

Speaker 7 (52:50):
Here here, here's our legal disclaimer. We're fucking idiots.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Don't listen to anything we say, even when we say
we are financial experts, because we.

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Are by stocks, buy stocks, by game stock, by GameStop,
and then what was the other one?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Am at dam at, I think am tap. It was
like dollar dollar sign a M A T. I think
that might not even be a real stock, or probably
the wrong one.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Is there a dollar sign ex?

Speaker 7 (53:15):
That'd be sick.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
He's so sick. I want to see if there is.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
You're just you're about to google porn at work?

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Oh yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Can't do it, Robert, you do it.

Speaker 6 (53:27):
I'm also at work.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Just don't tell him, just do it. Yeah, incognito, all right?
Next comeback, kid? Oh training camp fights, boys, Training camp
fights are fucking back, and so is Daniel Jones. Because
Daniel Jones is the bad boy of the NFL. Now
a lot of people look at Alex Daniel Jones sucks,
he's not good. Look at a little pussy. You don't

(53:49):
do this? Well, yeah, danil Jones heard that, and Dan
Jones came back looking hotter than he's ever I got
a beard. He's growing his hair out a little bit.
They were doing joint practices against the Lions and Daniel
Jones saw his lineman getting getting attacked, and so he
just goes in there and pushes one of the Lions guys,
starts a whole brawl, and it was like, that's Danny
right there, that's a quarterback, that's QB in the Red Jersey.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
He said, fuck you, I'm gonna get in there.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Daniel's battle and Lions Danny in the lions Den, in
the fucking lions Den. Daniel, God Damn Jones is going
in there taking over. He's a bad boy in the NFL.
Now tell me who's more of a bad boy than
Dan Jones. I think penn A Sewell. He's like, fuck you,
Penny Sewell.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
He's the number one Dan. Now, like he saw, you
know what, we're going against Dan Campbell's team. They think
they're tough. You know what, I'm gonna get in here
and I'm gonna bite me.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
He bit kneecaps and then and then he was eleven
for eleven and passes to Melik Neighbors and it was awesome.
And the only one that wasn't completed was because the
Milak Neighbors got passing interfeered with.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Now that he has a beard, and after the success
of Dan Campbell, should he be Dan Jones?

Speaker 7 (54:50):
Now should he drop the yell? Does he have to
be Dan Jones?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
I think I think I saw a meme with that.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
It was like.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Daniel had a bad year. Dan Jones about to take
the NFL by storm.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
Oh yeah, oh no, it's exactly what that.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Especially now that he's got a real number one wide
receiver of Elik Neighbors, who, from everything I've heard, is unstoppable.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
And said, I love Dan Jones so much. Dan God
is really what he's always been to me. I'm trying
to find this.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I did love seeing in Vikings camp someone put out
a highlight and it was like JJ McCarthy looks unstoppable
and like he did this little scramble out to the
right and like flipped it to the tight end down
the field a little bit. But every comment was like
the lineman gave up six seconds before he threw the ball.
He would have been sacked five times.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Like Daniel Jones. Though it was like Daniel Virgin can't
figure it out, doesn't do this. Dan slays Dragon Fox
models drops dimes, and I was like, that's my quarterback.

Speaker 5 (55:47):
Dan God is here, Dan God is here.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
And everybody knows I was a dance dance since day one,
even though I said Dan, even though I said don't
draft him, the second he came here, I was like,
he's my guy.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
Now, see that's what it was. You were a Dan Stand.
He had to grow to become Dan.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
I'm a dance dand Dan Stand since day one.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Actually, you gotta make the like conscious choice now, yeah,
just call.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Him Dan Joe, Dan Jones or Dan God. I like
Dan God along, he's got to earn Dan God's right now,
he's Dan Jo. I mean he's Dan God so far,
so far, but he's a bad boy and it's just like,
fuck yeah, this is the best part about football, dude,
And like, the hope is there. You still have the
hope no matter who you are, you got the hope
does kill you sometimes, but right now it's here and
I'm all in, you don't get hurt of you. I'm

(56:27):
not gonna get hurt though, because our defense is fucking
stopping Jared Goff Caveon Thibodeau, Brian Burns looking like fucking
studs out there. And I know it's fucking joint practice.
You're not seeing everything they're gonna show you. But that's
the best part about training camp. Like Daniel Jones throwing
dimes to Molak neighbors. I'm like, that's all that we're
gonna get in games. And if there's anything bad. It's
just practice doesn't even matter. It doesn't matter at all.
You got was a Lions fan. This is practice. Why

(56:47):
are you getting so excited? But just because my team
did the good stuff, I'm like, see, there's a lot
of fire in this team, a lot of fire in
this team.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
You gotta hire Philip Rivers to be a consultant for
your team, and we need Philip teach Dan out how
to have that fire and shit talk the other team.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Rivers talked crap the whole I mean, he never customs.
Goll darn losers. You better get your butts over here.
But he was fiery, and he was constantly yelling at
the other team. Maybe that's what Dan needs. Start yelling
at the other ye you just can't throw picks once
you do that. It just he's so good now, man,
Like I feel like he just found himself. Guy sometimes
beards man, a little bit of a beard. I might

(57:24):
get a Daniel Jones haircut. I think I get the
Daniel Jones haircut. I'm gonna go to the haircut place
before foot bussies. And it's like, maybe, look like this
esteemed gentleman right now, the strapping young man they see
this hottie right here. I'd like to look like this model. No,
he's actually not a model. He's an NFL quarterback, my quarterback.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
I am thirty five years old, and I want you
to make me look like this younger man.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
Make me look handsome like this man right here. I'll
also be a fucking fairy striker, a real strong arm
too strong arm strong.

Speaker 7 (57:52):
Fucking arm over neighbors on that one throw. That's hard
to do.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
Yeah, so so fast, cannon very like just my stock
of the Giants is at an all time high, all
time high. No, like like the potential that I'm seeing
right now.

Speaker 7 (58:09):
It's at an all time high of these giants.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Yes, this Dan the Daniel Jones led Giants, Dan Jones
led Giants, Dan Jones. Oh fucking it's right, it's like,
And I get to see him on Thursday tomorrow, Tomorrow,
I fucking get to see Dan Jones. Probably won't play,
probably won't play. Don't want him to play. Tommy DeVito.
I got to see Tommy DeVito tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (58:28):
Hell, yeah, you're gonna order some cutlets.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
No, No, that's a preseason doesn't get cutlets. Regular season
gets cutlets. But he's probably he's not gonna play in
the regular season Jones because Dan Jones.

Speaker 7 (58:39):
Will so maybe get a preseason cutlet in.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
Okay, yeah, I might have a preseason.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I'm like I said earlier, I'm excited like football so back.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
I've watched so like every training camp video that I've
seen with the Giants. Well, I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
I was messaging both of my fantasy leagues trying to
lock down draft dates. I'm Jordan Love and so the
Packers starters are going to play a little bit. Yeah,
and the preseason on Saturday. Dude, I think I'm gonna
have to get wings. I got I got all.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
It's pre season.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
It's preseason for us too. I gotta get my body.
I gotta get fair like a case of beer and
a bunch of wings, or maybe I just get a
bunch of whiskey.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
Let's do dude. I'm just getting so hyped right and
not talk about football. And then I didn't even think
about it. I didn't even realize it until they had
a commercial for it today. I know they always do
the opener on Thursday. I didn't realize the Packers Eagles
is Friday night. Yeah, so it's Thursday Night Open Little Taste,
Little Taste. Oh you thought that was it? Psych Friday
Night Lights in Brazil. We got more NFL football. Oh

(59:40):
you thought that was all? Where we got college football
for you Saturday Night. Enjoy that and then NFL Sunday.
All the games gonna be fucking awesome. And it's gonna
be great for you because you get to just sit
back and watch football the opening day. You don't have
to stress because the Packers will already played so excited,
and then like, like, we have three more regular Sundays.

(01:00:02):
Oh I did, really, and it's just NFL Sundays.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I just had the realization I was gonna go watch
on August thirty first, the Notre Dames first game is
Notre Dame versus the aggis Entylefield. I was gonna go
watch with my dad. He's been playing it for months.
He's gonna cook all this. My draft is on the thirtieth,
and then I'm supposed to play golf on the thirty first.

Speaker 7 (01:00:18):
I think I'm gonna have to miss the meal. But
that's okay because then I get to watch it at
home on my cash.

Speaker 4 (01:00:22):
That's fair, that's fair. I bought tickets to a preseason
game yesterday. I was so stoked. Like Giants played the Texans,
and I was like, people are just gonna offer those
You get a second parking passes, two tickets in the
end zone, seventy five bucks, but that's like a four
hundred dollars cost. I got the ready that I knew
is shout out coach Volkertz.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah, dude, shut out my JV high school baseball coach.
Probably my favorite baseball coach I've ever had.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
He's a JV football coach for me. I think I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
I think he did football for a little bit, right,
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Yeah, But like I had a coach DM me and
I was like, I never checked Facebook messages and it
just popped up and he was like, Hey, my friend's
trying to offload his Texans tickets for the Giants next week.
You're the only Giants fan I know any any interest.
And I was like absolutely, I was just looking at
tickets the other day and I was like, all right,
seventy five bucks for everything.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
He's like, fuck, yes, let's go. I helped him move
out of his house. That's how much I like that guy.
Shout out coach shout out Eric Folkers. I love you
so coach.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
I still think you Boddy, love you, buddy, and I
will enjoy the fuck out of those tickets. And it's
the best. I finally got the same gut now too,
is is preseason football? Going to it?

Speaker 7 (01:01:27):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:01:27):
I know that it's trash football, but that's gotta be
the best kind of game to go to because I
don't have to give a fuck about the outcome except that,
like just knowing, I'm rooting anti injuries for both teams,
anti injuries, no one get hurt on either team. And
then just like if anything good happens, hell, yeah, bad
stuff happens preseason. Yeah, it's not an injury.

Speaker 7 (01:01:46):
And because like Giants and Texans aren't a rivalry, you
can going back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
Brother, We're just gonna be vibing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Yeah, and just have fun with it like the other
have fun with the other fans. You're not really shit
talking because it's preseason and nobody's really playing and nobody cares.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
We can just say fuck the Cowboys like I can bond. Hey,
I guess who We both don't like the Cowboys. You
guys get it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
You both wear blue, different shades of blue, but it's
all blue. You're like cousins. It's episode stoked football, dude, football,
so I can feel it in my balls.

Speaker 4 (01:02:13):
It's just does it give as the as the girls
these days say, Robert, does it give you the ick
when we get excited about football?

Speaker 6 (01:02:19):
No, I'm excited for you guys. I don't really understand
it myself, but like you know, in a way, I
kind of do because of baseball. But the thing is,
I don't get excited for spring training at all, like
you guys get excited for it, but they.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Only have like a little bit of spring training is
like a whole month. Like all right, dude, we get it.
You play when I'm working and doing all this stuff,
like you get now. They get three games, that's it,
that's it. And baseball they got minor league, so like
if you don't make the team, you just go to
the miners and stuff like that, and not everybody. I
get that, But like you can send guys down in
the NFL, it's like that guy auld cut. That guy's

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don't like there's like eight guys to make a practice squad.
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Though there's always like one German dude in the league,
like oh is it gonna make it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:56):
Yeah, they never make they do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Is it a kick returner or a special team? Football
is back, baby? Hell yeah, Hard Knocks is back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
I didn't watched last night, but I'm excited to just
watch how corny Caleb Williams.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Do you see the purse?

Speaker 7 (01:03:11):
I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised, satchel.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I don't want to judge the Giants Hard Knocks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
He's gonna be such a fuss. Bears fans are so excited.
They're like, look at the history. Your quarterback's gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
It's gonna be the NFC is gonna be run by
the Giants and Packers. You drafted the guy that wears
dressed twelve years dude, Like, get over it. Sorry, rested NFC.
It's gonna be Green Bay, New York NFC Championship from
now on. Dan and Joe Can we call Jordan Joe?
I like calling him Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:03:39):
No, he's a Jordan, but Jo would be cool.

Speaker 4 (01:03:42):
Just Joe.

Speaker 7 (01:03:42):
I like the Jo?

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, who doesn't.

Speaker 7 (01:03:47):
We got Dan Love. That's what we'll call him. Combine
Dan Love.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
Dan Love. I do like that. Need to print the shirts,
Print the shirts all right? Next time back kid. Last
when we got this week, the last one we got
this week is back to school pictures. I saw it,
so I think school started today for some people. But
I already started the see the kids or back to
school pictures, So get ready for that on your timeline.

(01:04:15):
Oh mg, I can't believe that just six short years ago,
little sew and so was going off to kindergarten and
now little so and so is in fifth grade. Here's
their thing and they want to be an astronaut. Like
they have the little talkboard where it's like, what are
you great? Are you going into your teachers?

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Your teachers?

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
This?

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
I want to be this My favorite class is. You
don't know your fucking favorite class. You just started school.
You ain't gone. How you know if you hated recess
this year with recess, it was the worst because there
was a bully.

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Dude, recesses all.

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
Recess is pretty cool unless there's a bully.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I didn't, Dude, I feel like a recess. You're young.

Speaker 7 (01:04:54):
There's no bullies when you're that age.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
See, I was not like the strongest guy.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
There's no bullies.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
I was not the strongest guy, but like I was,
so if there's a bully. I could run away from bully.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I just I didn't have time to bully anyone at
recess because I was just playing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:05):
Sports and I just make bigger friends.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
You let me outside and I have add Oh I'm
gonna run around a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:05:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
My mom used to always tell my teachers that would
like make me sit out at recess because I don't
know if you know this, I talk. Sometimes I would
get in trouble and they'd we get to sit out,
and I was like, you know, like by making him
sit out, he's just gonna be worse.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
So my mom when she was a kindergarten teacher, and
she always would because she had a very add eighthd son,
which I don't think is as bad out of a
deal as it makes. It seem like it's like the
most like hampering.

Speaker 7 (01:05:37):
It's not debilitating at all.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Ever, like you can get over it, you can figure
it out. You can use it as like a crutch
and be like, oh this defines me where you can
just be like it's add at the end of the day,
like I get easily distracted and I just got to
figure out what I'm doing. But my mom would just
make kids in her class that got in trouble. She
didn't make them sit out. She would just make them
run circles around like the jungle gym at recess. She's like,
it'll get them tired and then they won't be loud

(01:05:59):
and rowdy in class. I like, that's smart, and my
teachers didn't do that. And then I was like, guess what.
I guess what's fucking happening after recess. I already pissed
off and have all that energy still, You're gonna hate it.
And then it was exactly what it was like for them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Yeah, I have to just figured that out because I
also never shut the hell up, but they never kept
me out of recess.

Speaker 7 (01:06:18):
They're like, this moron needs to run off this energy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
I do remember I had a teacher, Miss uh, miss Bainig,
I think was her name, and it doesn't matter what
her name was, but she was in ninth grade and
she was a history teacher, and she hated that I
was a football player. She hated all football players. And
she knew that we were in the ninth grade center
and you had to go to a football practice on
the opposite side of the school. We'd always bet, can
we leave. We're gonna get in trouble if we're late

(01:06:42):
to football practice, and she she would make sure we
had to stay late, and then she would just kick
us out of class and make us go to the
principal's office to the point to where I just would
choose to go to the principal's office and be like cool.
I was palaced with the fucking like desk lady. It
was like, can I get coke? Had a little fridge there,
and she was like, yeah, it's fine, Alex, you can
hang out here for thirty more minutes. And she would
let me leave the principal's office lady like I never
talked to the principal. I was just go hang out

(01:07:03):
this lady. And then she let me leave early and
I was like, I'm gonna get kicked out of your
class every day now. You fucked up. And then she
brought a coach in and the coach made me run,
so I stopped doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
That's the worst when your coach gets told you did
something and you're like, oh, this isn't.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
When you show up the class and the coach is
sitting there and then they just supervised the class and
you're like, I can't fuck it. Come on, you know
it's not gonna be like this tomorrow when you leave, right,
you know that?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Or like the because they used to use I'll tell
your coach and you don't believe it until all of
a sudden, your coach is standing in the doorway and
you're like fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
And then that's just when I kind of like I
give a fuck, kind of went away, like I look, dude,
I can run.

Speaker 5 (01:07:38):
I don't like it, but I can run. And I'm
not gonna stop doing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
What I wanted. I'm not gonna stop living my life. Right,
you can't maybe me not be a man.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
I remember once I the h I got down to
baseball and coaches like, all right, everyone gets pat don't
get dressed in your uniform, put on your your like
sweats or whatever it was. He goes, we're going to
the hill. I was like, damn it. And then on
the way he was like, grab two twenty five weights
and I was like, oh, this is gonna suck real bad.
Made me work out and then walked me down to
that teacher's class, just exhausted and sweaty, and made me apologize.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
And she just goes, I told you I was gonna
do it. I was like, yeah, you're right now.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
I know you're a raty, I know you're a rat.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
I was in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I understood that I was didn't think still, I still
whole graduus were down the street from each other for
ten years.

Speaker 7 (01:08:24):
You're gonna do me like.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
This, Robert, what was your favorite high school memory? While
we were just going to memory lane? You ever get
in trouble with coaches? You ever get in trouble? Ever?
Was like the craziest thing you did in school? Yes,
but I think then it turned out okay, nothing ended
up happening. I was in middle school and I kicked
open a door and the teacher was like coming up

(01:08:45):
right behind it, and she took me with her, and
like you hit the teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:08:50):
No, no, no, I didn't hit the teacher. Didn't I
hit the teacher. They were just like behind the door,
like I was like coming up the stairs because it
was like it was a stairway door, and took me
with her and started like writing me up. And then, uh,
I never been written up before, so I just wanted
to like know the details, like okay, like okay, so
what happens now?

Speaker 4 (01:09:06):
Like you write me up and then what happens, and
she was just answering, was like, who are You're not
one of my kids, right, And I'm like, no, I
have this other I think it was a math teacher
that she was no, I have this other math teacher.
It's like, like, what were you thinking when you kicked
the door? And like I told her, I wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I'm eleven.

Speaker 7 (01:09:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
I wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
And that's what she said, like, who are you You're
not one of mine, because one of mine would have
just like lied and just said some other thing, and
you just said nothing that you said you were thinking nothing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
I'm like, oh, yeah, okay, And then I think as
soon as I left, she just threw the paper away.

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
How early was this in the year that she didn't
know if you were one of her students.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Robert doesn't talk very often, so Rober probably just blends in.
You know, this honestly really happens, like I in high school.

Speaker 6 (01:09:52):
I think this was either I think this was sophomore year.
I got hit in the eye with the baseball and
my eye swelled, and in my science class I sat
in the first row and it took like three days
for my teacher to notice me that I that I
basically had one eye, this whole eye was completely swollen

(01:10:13):
over and she just like it was talking in the
middle of class one day and she just looked happened
to looked at him and She's like, Oh my god,
what happened to you? And I'm like, this has been
here for like three days, like a week at.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
Had like I think I maybe I got on Thursday
and then this was on Tuesday when she noticed it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
This is so foreign to me and Alex because I
don't think we've ever had a teacher not notice that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:30):
They were always like god, damn this kid, Like.

Speaker 7 (01:10:32):
I heard you were coming.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
Damn. But like before I even get in class, like
twenty minutes in and I've been talking like you must
be pat and I'm like, my reputation precedes me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I was the kid that when my brother had teachers
that I had, they'd be like, oh, your brother's Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
I got the same thing, the big Dion. You're Andrew's
little brother, aren't you. I was like yeah, and they
were like damn it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
And I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Oh great, I got another kid that doesn't shut the
hell up the whole time. So that was back to school,
back to school picture school.

Speaker 7 (01:11:02):
Yeah, I never took them.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
My mom was a teacher. She was big into that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Well, I mean, I think part of it was also
I was the youngest of four and the fourth child.

Speaker 7 (01:11:10):
My parents figured out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
My parents didn't do it with the other ones either,
because like we were like the very I think our
age group was like the very beginning of like first
day of school pictures anyway, right, so like and I
just miss it. My parents were like, you're the fourth kid.
We're not going to start a new tradition with you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
What the hell is that great? You're fucking stupid. We're
not doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
They didn't even take a video of my birth. They're like,
we already have three of these. I'm the only one
in my family.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
That doesn't have a Just imagine it basically what you
thought it was you.

Speaker 7 (01:11:40):
Came out of there. I was like, cool, dad, don't
call it there.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
That's my mother, all right, before we move on, we
have one more comeback kid. When last one we started,
We're gonna start doing this, I think maybe to the
month at the end of the month, but school is
starting up for a lot of people, and there's a
lot of teachers that are sharing their Amazon wish lists

(01:12:05):
for their classroom, and we know that a lot of
teachers don't get paid a lot, and we know that
a lot of teachers have to foot the bill for
a lot of their own school supplies. So we wanted
to help out again, if you have the if you
have the ability to do so, that's that's all we're asking.
But we were gonna highlight a teacher each week if
you want to tweet that, if you want to tweet
out the link. Yeah, but this week we're gonna go

(01:12:27):
with our own former Darlin like a Marlin winner, David Ruiz,
part of the Gravy Gang. He is a Gravy Gang teacher,
teacher in molding young minds, and I'm sure he's probably
playing us their class. Hey, David played the stocks clip
where we explain the stock market to them, because then
that'll be like, and there's your economics class for today.

Speaker 5 (01:12:46):
That's basically we're just virtual teaching right now. So we're
helping you out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:49):
Really, David. But David has his wish list that we
are posting this week if you feel so inclined to
help David out. David Ruiz it'll be at pass Gray
Pod and we will just tweet out the link. Anything helps,
and let's let's stock David's class up for him this year,
right guys. At past Gray Pod is where you go
to uh to check out the link, and then if

(01:13:09):
you would like to submit a teacher or you yourself
for a teacher, hit us up on Twitter ra at
past Grade Pod, use the hashtag PTG teachers and then
attach your Amazon wishless link and then we will pick
somebody next week to try and stock their classroom. David Ruiz, though,
I hope that I hope you get all the splies
you need, buddy, and go check us out at Pass
Grady Pod where we can. We're gonna tweet out his

(01:13:31):
link this week. But shot David and all our teachers
start in the school year either already or coming up soon.
You guys the best. All right, let's move on to
the not cool segment and let's just get right in
the cool sements.

Speaker 9 (01:13:46):
Get right into it not cool man, All al right,
if you have it not cool, basically anything that happens
to you throughout the week that me say what the
fuck do that's not cool?

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Then hit us up at passy pod used the hashtag
PTG not cool and you'll search through them.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Unfortunately, I did not search through them this week.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
I forgot about that completely because my internet sucks at
my house and I didn't do that. So we're gonna
just well, all of your listeners submitted not cools this week,
we'll just use next week. How about that? That seems fair.
Let's just I didn't. I'm not going to just go
into everyone individually as I'm finding them on Twitter right now.

Speaker 7 (01:14:35):
I'll go first because I just got another one.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
I as I posted David's lane right there, I meant
to say help, and I didn't realize untill I posted
it says hello hello, because I use swipe the text
and I don't check as I go so solid. Yeah,
you can probably tell from context clues that it meant
to say help and not hello, right, So yeah, go
ahead and roast me for that. My other one is

(01:14:59):
because I'm so fat and I constantly sit forward while
I wear a belt. My belt is like, I don't
know if you can see what you see this right here? Yeah,
it's it's curling my belt like that, and it's just
it's not that it's annoying. It's just like as I'm
putting it on in the morning, putting the belt back
through the loops, I gotta work.

Speaker 7 (01:15:19):
It a little bit harder because it's basically a you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
Like around the back, it's fine, it's just where the
belt meets itself the end of the beginning. It's like
basically a you at those points because my fat gut
just constantly is pushing down on top of it while
my fupa is pushing up on it. So that's a
little bit of a problem for me. And my other
one is, uh, there's some sort of hole in my tire.

Speaker 4 (01:15:42):
Yeah, this is you're not cool ass.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Yeah, but like now I'm having to put air in
it like every other day, and I gotta this tire
needs to last till like Friday, Saturday when I can
get a new one.

Speaker 7 (01:15:51):
And uh, it's okay, Like it's not.

Speaker 6 (01:15:53):
I'm just you need a new one or just like
a plug you can probably kill.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I think there's like so it's on the tire wall,
it's not on the tread. There's like a little mark
where I can see like on the rim you can
see a little ding on the edge of it, and
right above that yeah, it's like kind of peel. It
looks like a rock must have kicked up on the
highway and hit that part really hard, so I think

(01:16:16):
that's where it's leaking out of. I'm really hoping that
I get there and they're just like, yeah, no, the
plug is messed up.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
You just we fixed it. It's four dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Can you just duct tape the whole time I thought
about that, but I'm pretty sure the duct tape will
go flying as the car is driving down the highway.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
Can you glue the whole tire? Can you glue duct
tape onto the whole tire?

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
My buddy said, dude, just put fix a flat in it,
and then he was like he's a car guy, and
he goes, oh, wait, you might have to look up
if your car. If the fix a flat will mess
with the car sensor and it'll think it's flat the
whole time. I'm like, well, I don't even know how
to do that. Like, I'm sure googling it would do it.
Like I'm just google my car and fix a flat
and seep it. But I'm like, I also never used

(01:16:56):
to fix a flat. I'm pretty sure you just press
it up against the tire and it does it.

Speaker 7 (01:17:01):
But I don't know. Man, I'm fucking lazy and stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Let me take care of it. I'm a car guy,
you know I might need you to, Like, I'm honestly thinking,
you put water around it? Do you fill the tire
with water? No, if you fill the water, I fill
it with air, right, But you filled water, then it'll
be like a water tire.

Speaker 7 (01:17:17):
That's what they do.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
I don't want a water tire though, because I feel
like that's gonna burst it even faster. Just have water
squirting out the side of my tire.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
Squirter.

Speaker 7 (01:17:27):
Also like to fix a flat.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
It scares me a little bit because I saw this
video not long ago, and granted this person must have
put like fourteen cans of fix a Flat in their tire,
because it was at the mechanic shop and they go
they said they had fix a flat in there, and
the tire felt unusually heavy, and when they take the
thing off, it just starts shooting like seven gallons of
fix a Flat out of the tire. And I know

(01:17:48):
one can won't do that, but I'm paranoid and I'm like,
this is gonna break my entire car somehow, right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
No, I get that I'm dumb, and I don't want
to be dumb person that tried to do dumb thing
to car.

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yeah, I've been that guy before.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
I'm off tomorrow morning, so I'm probably just gonna go
pick up a can of fix a flat and.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
That'll be easy. Yeah, or just just go to like
a place look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
Or well, I mean Saturday, I gotta bring it. I'm
gonna bring it to the do I do everything. Because
I bought it from the dealership brand new, everything goes
to them. Now.

Speaker 7 (01:18:18):
I'm like, you guys made the car, you fix.

Speaker 4 (01:18:21):
It, do this thing now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, and I don't think this will be included. But
because I bought it new from them, I have like
lifetime maintenance for free school.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
So I'm wondering I just never go back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
At the very least, I think I won't have to
pay for like their labor and I'll have to just
get the tire.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
I think you want free labor.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
For something that I paid.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
It's called slavery. That's pro slavery.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Well it's not me. It's Toyota, which you know, it's
a Japanese country. I want to be surprised. If they're
pro slavery.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
So that's true.

Speaker 7 (01:18:52):
That's what I get for not buying an American.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 7 (01:18:56):
But this car is.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Gonna be my car until the day I die. It's
gonna have seven hundred million miles on It's still going
because it's a Toyota.

Speaker 7 (01:19:04):
Shout out Toyota.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Shout out to Toyoa.

Speaker 7 (01:19:07):
But I'm not telling you which one because they ain't
paying me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
But bleep out Toyota though. And when I said it too,
sleep that out also bleep it only when he's free ads.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
I'll go next. I recently switched electricity companies. Congratulations, Yeah,
thank you. This is the first time that I haven't
had like the company. I've had the same company for
the whole life. But I'm like, this is really expensive.
I'm like talking to my downstairs neighbors because we said
the same house. I'm like, what do you pay? And
it was like significantly less than what we pay. So
I had to actually do shopping around. But I switched

(01:19:39):
to it on Monday, and that same Monday, I got
a survey like, oh, hey, how do we do? How
are we doing? I'm like, I don't know. This is
the first day.

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
I'm not gonna fast. I hate that. And then and
then today they were like, oh, review us on Google.
Now it's been three days and you're already asking me
for to do a survey and review you on Google.
And the more you're annoying me about it makes me
feel like you know that it's not going to go
well down the road, so you're like, leave the review now,
not later.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
So did you get is it one of the smaller
companies or one of the like the big major ones
that says like you get free nights and weekends or
like two weeks.

Speaker 6 (01:20:14):
No, not those, they're too expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
See That's why I always I want somebody that has it,
and I want to know what their bill is because
I'm like, how much does getting two days free a
week actually help? Like does that actually like counteract the
higher price and bring it down?

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I've also seen those companies that apparently like every month
they'll change who you you pay them and they find
the best price every month. But I'm like, but then
I gotta get I got like I do my own
taxes because I don't want to pay a tax guy
and talk to them.

Speaker 7 (01:20:40):
I'm not going to go through enough taxes.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Yeah, dude, you don't have to four more years.

Speaker 7 (01:20:46):
How many times a week do we have to cover that?
I'm a fucking idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
You can't do extra taxes. What are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:20:51):
Well, I would just idiot every year. Yeah, because I'm
worried I'm gonna get a phone call if I don't. Well,
I think they're lower on the fourth year.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
If they don't even call you out. They don't even
call you out if.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
I don't make it enough for see, that's the thing.
I think I don't make enough money. But then the
second I don't give the government money, they're gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Like, hey, we see you, we found you.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
We'll garnish what little wages you have.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
I'll bury all my money.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
But god, no, but that was my gambling and whiskey money.
What the hell, guys?

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
My not cool is my internet still is? It's not.
It's the most frustrating part about it because my internet's
not out. It's just not consistent where you'll be watching
something and it's just like not now now you're not
You're watching it now for about ten minutes, all right,
now you can then two and a half hours three
hours later, it's like Nope, better not be using the

(01:21:42):
internet now because you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
So that's why we're recording here, because if.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
We were recording online, like if we were doing via
zoom like we do a lot of times, then it
would just like randomly in the middle of the podcast,
we would just lose connection, maybe at the restart like
from wherever we were at that point, four or five times.
It's like sometimes it's awesome for like twelve hours at
a time, and then sometimes it just happens four times
in one hour. And I have somebody coming out to

(01:22:06):
fix it tomorrow. I said, to send a certain kind
of person to come fix it, like a certain kind
of tech to come figure it out the last time,
and they sent the wrong person and they were just
like they keep doing the thing like I said last
week with like see it shows you online. It's like,
I fucking know it's sm online. Man. Watch me play
a fucking game of Xbox and watch watch it cut
me off real fast. Watch that. Watch watch me watch

(01:22:27):
this Yankees game where every time Louis he'll pitches the
fucking ball, it buffers. Show me that. Now where's my internet?
Now it's gone up? Now it's back, Like that's not
what I pay for. I pay small fortune to you
fuck faces all the time, and they did the same
shit when I called them, and they're like, Hi, So
we wanted to know that we will be sending you
a survey and we would like you to fill it out.
I hope that your issues were resolved as like, but

(01:22:48):
you know, like when the survey comes, my issues like
have all of your needs to be met?

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
Today?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
I was like, no, what I if your question is
have I done my job accurately to what you think
I should be doing my job, then yeah, because I
think you on the phone are trying to help me genuinely,
I will never give your company a good I'm not
gonna I'm just not gonna do no rating. I'm not
gonna review it because I am not satisfied with what's
going on. It is not your fault person on the phone,

(01:23:14):
but I am not satisfied with this. So you can
be like, did I ask you all the right questions?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:23:19):
You did. I'm not gonna fill out a survey, though
I'll fill out a survey when I have internet.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
You should just be like, look at my call history
with your company. I call eight hundred percent more than
the average customer. You think I'm going to give you
a good review, Maybe you guys should look at that
and be like, you know what, let's not ask this
guy to give.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
A rum got some inside inside people in comcasts and
like they were like, yeah, just call every fucking day.
It's like done. Hey just want to know. I do
have a tech coming out tomorrow, but I just want
to lead on my internet. Still not not being consistent.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
That's what I need to hire you as my call guy,
because I won't call every day.

Speaker 6 (01:23:50):
I just call.

Speaker 7 (01:23:52):
I won't call when there's a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:23:53):
Well.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
My favorite thing though, is so they do the thing
where they're like, oh and before, so mister Middleton, before
we move on, can you please give me your address?
And you're like they get all your information and I
was like, no, no, you can't. I called you. You
have my phone number and I'm pretty sure you can
pull up all that information. And then like two seconds
later they got read all of my information too. Man.
I was like, save a step, there, didn't we I'm

(01:24:15):
so you didn't need to know my address or anything.
You have it all up because you know, when I
fucking call you, it goes to my account motherfucker, like, don't,
don't waste my time, and then they try and upsell you,
like and uh, you know, for just ten more dollars
a month, we can make sure that you have the
fastest speed. I's like, fuck you, I'm calling about this stuff.
I'm not gonna pay you more. You can't upsell me
on this now, you idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
See that's my problem is the like I pay for
the fastest speed, I get nowhere near it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
And what's what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:24:41):
I know when I called here just gonna be like, well,
you know, you're a little too far away from the router.
I'll be Oh, but I pay for the fastest speed
and it's still inside the house, and I have a
WiFi booster in this house.

Speaker 7 (01:24:51):
Maybe you shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
You shouldn't be able to sell me a product that
you're not able to deliver if I'm not physically plugged
into the router three feet away. Because my house only
has one spot where the router can go. There's one
jack in it because it's an old house, and uh,
that's not my room, that's not the living room. It's
in the back bedroom. How the fuck am I you

(01:25:13):
want me to run a sixty foot cord through my
kitchen into the you're out of your fucking mind.

Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
Oh, I don't understand the logic with other I am
still like I I My conspiracy theory is that all
of the cable and internet companies have like some dial
and like they're like, all right, pump all this stuff out.
It's go take up too much bandwidth. Hey, turn it
down a little bit in this area. Turn it down
a little bit in this area that's taken up too much.
And then like you and I call like, what the
fuck guys, my internet sucks right now? Like all right,

(01:25:40):
there's a lot of people calling it. Turn back up
just a little bit, just a little bit. Ran Now
the internet sort of works awesome, this is one hundred
percent better than when it didn't work. And then we
feel like they fixed it, and they didn't. They just
turned up that knob and then like cool, no one's
complaining to your little bits, turn it back down.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
If Comcast ran the energy grid, like if Comcast had
the contract that we don't say their names, we would
straight up still not have power in Houston from from
the freeze we want it, Like the city right now
would look like you know, in say the walking Dead
or what was the Pedro passcal Zombie one, the Last
of Us, You know how like when they go to

(01:26:16):
a city in those and like the high rises are
just covered in moss because the nature has retaken the city.
That's what our city would look like if Comcast was
in charge of the energy.

Speaker 4 (01:26:25):
Grid and bleep out when we say Comcast, but Comcast
if they were, because.

Speaker 7 (01:26:30):
We need to they need to get as much bad
publicity as possible.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
If they're in charge of the internet grid when all
the power went out, they would have just nuked the
whole city and been like, we're still charging you for
last months yea bill, but fuck you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Yeah, well you know it's radioactive and you're dead and
and nothing is livable here, but your contract is still live.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
No one's uh, no one's suffering from power ages anymore.
We killed them all.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah I didn't. I didn't bill reduction from when I
had no internet for a week and a half.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
It's a city, a company based in Philadelphia sucks. Huh.

Speaker 7 (01:27:01):
Who would have thought city of brotherly douches is.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
More you Comcast? But yeah, my internet being out still
other than that, it's been.

Speaker 7 (01:27:09):
Pretty good week, butt heads.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
That's like I would have had an awesome week if
that was not my my my single issue, Like football
is happening, and it's like you do understand, like Sunday
tickets coming around the corner, Sunday ticket starts buffer, and
I will fucking lose my mind.

Speaker 5 (01:27:25):
I will lose my fucking.

Speaker 7 (01:27:26):
People will die.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
Those are patchwords.

Speaker 7 (01:27:30):
I didn't say I'm going to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
I didn't correct him.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I didn't say how it was gonna happen. You didn't
say who was gonna happen to. I'm just speculating that
people will probably die.

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
I don't want to call my good friend Francis Vicenteo Show.
I haven't had to call him in a hot minute.
But if you think I will hesitate to call Francis
Vicenteo Show and associates to take care of this when
football season comes around, you're real shame, real shame, terrible shit. Legs,

(01:27:58):
eight different ways to fuck Yep, that's exactly.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
What they say, eight legs a thousand eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
I don't need to bring rope. I can make rope
come out of my butt. That's frank the most dangerous rope.
Butt rope is the most dangerous, but yeah, those are
not cools for the week.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
It's good not cools.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Pretty solid one. Sorry that we forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:28:21):
And then I forgot the other not cool of not
having anybody's that also is not that's not cool on itself.
That's not I'm just gonna do one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
That's one not cool that I can read.

Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
No, no, nope, not that one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
No, never mind, never mind. Yeah, okay, let's wrap it
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Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
Lets answers the answers, answers, answer any questions, all right.
Our first question this week comes from Andrew Alderman, who
says a female sibling that is self obsessed a narciss sister.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
I think that's just a female sibling, dude, but.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
Self obsessed female sibling would be a narciss sister but.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
A narcissist isn't a male sibling.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
But if it was your sister and she was a narcissist,
she would be a narciss sister. Would you say that's wrong?
You wouldn't be a nicist brother, but you would be
a narcissist. Still. But if you're a narcissist and you
are someone's sister, I would say you're a narciss sister.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
I guess. But the word isn't narcissis brother.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Robert, This makes so much sense here. Andrew got right
to the point. A narcissist sister is a narciss sister.

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
I mean all women are narcissist.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Sister and nis sister. But you're being a real narciss sister.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
Now, Dude, she cooks me food that could be nice
to her, Well I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:32:53):
I can't cut off that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:54):
Well, next time she doesn't cut your food, cook your food.
Do that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:59):
Next time she's like, I'm too hard to cook tonight,
And I'll be all right, narciss sister, somebody that works,
That's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
Yeah, start people are gravy ganging. Just text your sisters.
Just be you're a real narciss sister.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
I'm gonna text that the screenshot it too.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
At Patsy Gravy Pod on Twitter.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
I'm gonna put them both in the group chat with
me and be like, Hey, which one of you is
the bigger narciss sister?

Speaker 7 (01:33:19):
Yeah, and just and then just watch them fight.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
And then yeah, if you have multiple sisters, try and
get that debate going.

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
Yeah, they don't get along anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:33:26):
So they embrace debate and then see if they're talking.
I just was trying to have a good, you know couple.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
I don't think any of them would actually answer in there.
They would both just text me privately and be like, dude,
it's her.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
Well I need you to tell her. And then then
you go back to the group and be like, hey,
that's crazy because she just told me it was you,
and you told me it was her. Why don't you
guys just guide Let's just discuss here.

Speaker 7 (01:33:45):
Screenshot both of them and second before.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Yeah, narciss sister. Absolutely, you know, Andrew, great start to
the great start to the answer segment questions. Todd voss
at as Underscore seeing Underscore by Underscore team on Twitter
says is a boomerang a better ladle than a ladle
is a boomerang, or the other way around. So does
a boomerang make a better ladle than a ladle does?

(01:34:09):
A boomeranger is a ladle a better boomerang than a
boomerang is a little Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
No, the boomerang is the better ladle ladele for sure,
because you can It's not gonna do a great job,
but you can scoop some stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:34:19):
If you throw a ladle, it's not gonna come back
at all.

Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
I disagree. I think that the ladle that is a
boomera because obviously a boomerang is also a little everything
is a little everything is also a boomerang. They're both
and they are both the thing that they are trying
to become already. Nope, that's how. That's just like this
computer ladle and boomerang, this phone ladle and boomerang, this
this notepad ladle and boomerang.

Speaker 7 (01:34:44):
ICKING hate you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
But I think a ladle would make a better boomerang
than a boomerang a ladele, because a boomerang is like
very flat, probably wouldn't do great to pour anything, but
the ladle, like the cup part of it. I think
catch some are and make it a better boomerang, So
I would go, Ladle is a better boomerang than a
boom rang?

Speaker 1 (01:35:02):
Is it Latle?

Speaker 5 (01:35:03):
But I feel like I'm in the minority in that, Robert,
You're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
Go with Pat, I'm gonna go with Pat. Yeah, boomerang
better Ladle than Ladle boom Rang. All right, great question, though.
I'm glad that we're bringing the boomerang little questions up
and I love that they like they go away for
a little bit, but then somebody always reintroduces it and
it makes me happy.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:35:21):
I think what it is people like Pat sounds too
happy lately.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Let's ask some fucking dog get them, Matt. But great question, Todd,
great question. Uh, this is a really good power rankings.
I'm excited for I've been excited for this one since
I saw it. This from alex O, our buddy alex Oh,
the reigning MVP of the Gravies Awards at alex mc
thunder one on Twitter, and he says, power rank these
semi aquatic animals. Semi aquatic animals, that's a we have

(01:35:48):
some very specific power rankings. But he gives us beaver otter,
platypus penguin and turtle. Robert Yugo, First, is.

Speaker 6 (01:35:57):
There a number one? Pick a number one?

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
Consensus you think, I don't think there's gonna be a one.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
No, No, I don't really because I think.

Speaker 7 (01:36:05):
There's one that might have been, but it's not what
i'm taking.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:36:07):
Yeah, I think it's all over the board. That's why
this is wide open.

Speaker 6 (01:36:10):
Okay, all right, I'm going penguin number one, Penguin number one.

Speaker 4 (01:36:14):
There's one, there's honestly, there's one that could not be
number one. It should not be number one, and anybody's
but that was not the answer, so you can continue. Continue,
Penguin number one, Penguin number one. I'm going Otter number two, okay,
solid beaver number three, platyplus number four and five turtle Okay, okay,

(01:36:37):
I'll go next. I'll go next, Otter number one. Otters
they hold hands in the sleep. They're so cute. They
look like my dog. They're just like water dogs. That's
pretty sick. So otters fuck penguins. Also fuck they're cool.
Shit we alreays. So I think they were birds. We
were powering in birds and penguins were pretty high up

(01:36:58):
because it's like, yeah, they can't fly, but it's the
principle they're sick. They just vibes. Vibes, guys, they always
hang out together. Penguins are two beavers three. I love
the idea of just like fuck that water, fuck that water. Nope,
building is damn because.

Speaker 7 (01:37:14):
Shame if that water didn't flow anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
They can slash real shame that water stopped and flowing.
They can slap shit with their tails. They also are
euphemism for vaginas, like there's just a lot, a lot
with beavers that the play solid number three four is
turtle Live is platypus.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
I feel like a platypus, and I'll.

Speaker 7 (01:37:35):
Let you go.

Speaker 4 (01:37:36):
You know, I'll let you go. I'll let you go,
and then I'll talk about platypus.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
I'm going I'm also going to otter number one. Okay,
further everything you said. Also, there's these things called giant
river otters. They can get up to six feet tall
and they are vicious looking. So not only are they
one of the cutest animals on the planet, they're also
vicious mystikuous snakes. There's a lot of different kinds of otters,
and some of them can fuck you up. Some of them,
You're like, I want you as a pet. Yeah, because

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you're a door yep. And and you're smooth and you
make cute noises. Uh. I'm going beaver number two. I'm
a little bit higher on the beaver than you guys.
Also incredibly cute, like cool teeth, Yeah, sick buck teeth.
They chew.

Speaker 7 (01:38:13):
They can cut down trees with their mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:38:16):
That's badass.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
And then also like I've seen videos where people have
pet beavers in their house and they'll just like collect
all their toys in the house, the dog.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
Toys, and they they block off, they block off. Ah,
so funny. And they've got that tail but funny. The
tail can just go like whackack, whack whack and just
like whack things. Dude, They're so dope. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Three I'm going penguin. Nothing against the penguins. I absolutely
love pengins. I'm very pro penguin. I've said it before
on the podcast. I just like beaver's a little bit more.
That's fair, that's all it is.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
Four turtle turtles are cool and five plat of us
for an animal that you're introduced to very early in life.
I don't know anything about them other than they're like
a marsupial and a mammal. They're like a cross and
they've got that like bill and they're a weird looking
animal that shouldn't exist in the animal but they do.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Yeah, And like whoever you believe in the created Earth
or whatever, I just feel like a platypus was like
put on Earth with like the manatee, and it was like, like,
what is it your gallbladder? You don't really need appendix appendix.
You don't really like they're appendix animals. It's like, ah,
we don't really need platypuses and manatees, but like they're here.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
They're there just to be a cool animal for children.

Speaker 4 (01:39:26):
It's like duck and also whatever like plat but I
don't duck.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
I don't know anything about them. Are they an invasive
species anywhere? Have they been brought that they're not supposed
to be?

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
Definitely not.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Do they fuck up the environment at all? Are they
dangerous to humans? I know nothing. It's a cool animal.
I just know absolutely zero about it. And you know what,
turtles are cool little.

Speaker 4 (01:39:47):
Animals should have been like like the It's like they
they shouldn't have made the cut in the animal Kingdom,
but like they made it on the Arc, I feel
like and it was like, how these guys.

Speaker 1 (01:39:56):
You know they are They're the quick sand of animals.
You learn about it as a child, and you think
they're play a much bigger life in role in your
life than they ever do.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Honey Badgers replaced platypuses for us because then we learned
about honey badgers in high school.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Like that's fucking sick. It just fucks up shit, and
we're like, I'll watch this, but but you see them
on Animal Planet. You'd never see a platypus on Animal Planet.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
Sh'd see more platypuses.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
And fact, you know what, do platypuses exist or is
it just is it like mainstream media has lies?

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
Is this Pluto is a Pluto situation?

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
If you have young kids in the car, maybe turning
off for a second or box of years.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Five cover seconds four three two, last chance? All right,
here comes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:34):
Our platypuses like the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. Do
they exist?

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
You could just said Pluto like I originally said, now
Pluto exists.

Speaker 5 (01:40:42):
Well, because we just are not going to say it
doesn't because I was.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Taught that no.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
But it definitely exists.

Speaker 5 (01:40:47):
Platypusses do exist because they made.

Speaker 4 (01:40:49):
A beanie baby.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Platypuses are the Delaware of animals. Like people says they exist,
But do we have any proof, Joe, Do we have
any hard proof?

Speaker 4 (01:40:56):
Joe Biden?

Speaker 7 (01:40:57):
You think he knows where he's from.

Speaker 4 (01:40:59):
I think he thinks he knows where he's from because
he was.

Speaker 7 (01:41:02):
Told Joe Delaware.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Joe Flacco was Delaware.

Speaker 7 (01:41:09):
He's an industry plant.

Speaker 5 (01:41:11):
My dad was in Delaware earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
I don't think he was.

Speaker 4 (01:41:13):
He was in North Maryland, Dover, Delaware. Dover, it's Dover.
Go down to Dover, Delaware.

Speaker 7 (01:41:22):
Yeah, and that's a Baltimore accident.

Speaker 6 (01:41:24):
Baltimore.

Speaker 1 (01:41:25):
It's just it's Baltimore, Delaware is just bald Delaware, Dalmar's
blue Hents.

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
See it doesn't exist. Uh, but you know what it's.
It's also like like sasquatch. It may not exist, but
I want to believe in it. So that's I still
like the platypus. I'm just not one.

Speaker 4 (01:41:40):
Hundred I'm in on platypuses.

Speaker 7 (01:41:42):
I'm I'm in on him.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I'm just not confident and uh, any knowledge about them
other than that it has.

Speaker 4 (01:41:50):
A Bill Robert, what's your favorite memory of platypuses since
we're going through memory lane. Look cute. They're so cute.
It's like a little duck.

Speaker 6 (01:41:59):
Wasn't there one in the TV Beaver TV show?

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (01:42:04):
No, are you thinking of two Angry Beavers? Also?

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
Great show, great great show. Actually and Daggert. I mean yeah,
so we had the two otters. Don't have a TV show.
I don't think we've got the planet has some serious
I mean, like like kids shows, Like we had two
Angry Beavers, we had the Madagascar penguins. Uh, we have
the teenage mutant Ninja turtles. We don't have any platypus

(01:42:29):
or or or otter characters. Bro, It's just we need somes.
It's just a duck beaver.

Speaker 7 (01:42:36):
It's a duck beaver. It's a duck beaver.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
It's like a beaver fucked a duck somewhere down the
line and it's splintered off into its own thing. And
somehow I was able to keep that line going. That's
like it's family tree is a straight line.

Speaker 5 (01:42:50):
Like I would have put it ahead of turtles. But
turtles are just like cool.

Speaker 7 (01:42:52):
Turtles are cool.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
Ever, from the second you're a kid, I know they
snap and all that ship and they stink, but like
when you're a kid, turtles are cool.

Speaker 5 (01:43:02):
I'm thirty five and turtles are still fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
They moved so much quicker than we were told, Like
do you ever see him on ground? And like their
little legs are going there.

Speaker 4 (01:43:10):
They can move across, they can win races. A lot
of people forget that. Yeah, have I told you all
right about the tortoise and the hair? You ever heard
about that?

Speaker 6 (01:43:18):
What about him?

Speaker 4 (01:43:19):
So a long time ago there was this this tortoise
just this codename for turtle, and there's a hair which
is code named for rabbit. And this rabbit was like,
let's just sit this rabbit. He was fastest man. He
had won one hundred meters at the Olympics the year before,
and he was like I'm hot shit, and turtles like
what's going on. He's like, I'm getting ready to this race,
you fucking piece of shit. And the turtles like what hey, man,

(01:43:41):
we don't need to be rude. And the rabbit was like, yeah,
well you want to get in this race, I'll fuck
you up. And the turtle was like, dude, well, you
don't gotta be rude, but sure, I'm down. I'm just
a i'm gonna care free guy. And the rabbit was like,
fuck you, tortoise, let's go. And so he took off
and like blue past him, and the tortoise is just like, whatever, dude,
I'll just go out my own page. He put his
AirPods in started going down his road. He's like, I'm

(01:44:03):
gonna run my race. I'm not gonna run your race.
And the rabbit was just like, hey, I'm fucking smoking
this pussy. So he just stops and takes a nap.
He's like, I'm just a snooze and then lo and behold,
this rabbit fell asleep a little longer than he expected to,
didn't set an alarm. Old tortoise over there passed him up,

(01:44:23):
won the race, became fastest tortoise on earth. That's a
that's the story of the tourtoise in the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
It's like when you see those marathon videos where the
dude who's out in front slows down early and like
is celebrating put it and the other guy just runs
right past him and beats him. It's Tortoise in the air.

Speaker 4 (01:44:39):
Yeah, you can go home, tell the family that I
heard a cool story with my friend Alex. I just
I just came up with that story because it's based
on a true story, but I came up with it.

Speaker 7 (01:44:52):
You're smart man, ELL's gonna learn a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
What do we gonna call it? A fable?

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
Alex is fable? Make a whole book of it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:00):
You guys, just wait, you guys, just wait till you
hear about this scorpion and the frog. Next week, there's
a I came across the scorpion frog trying to go
across the lake. Let's just say that's what we call it.
Teaser for next week. All right, story time, and see
this is where the kids can join in, all the
teachers listening. You play this for the kids and then
then cut it where the the rabbits call on the

(01:45:22):
tourist a pussy. But yeah, no they come. They said that.

Speaker 7 (01:45:24):
They say that a lot sometimes people.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
It's like when you're reading Huckleberry Finn in school and
they're like, well, there's gonna be some language that isn't
quite appropriate anymore, but we're gonna keep it in there
because it's real.

Speaker 4 (01:45:36):
Or to kill a mockingbird, that too, All right, great
Great power. Rankings out that if we were power ranking
power rankings from this year. That is the top five
power rankings.

Speaker 7 (01:45:51):
Oh, it's right up there and there at the top.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Yeah, keep them comming, gang, I've loved like Power rankings
is the best thing we've told people to tell us
to start doing, probably far and away. Yeah, yeah, it's
definitely the best thing we've done. So shout out to
you guys, and Robert Feelinx coming up there. Next thing
we got is josh Tree caddle at Joshua Tree seven
when three says what's up with jeep owners and those ducks?

Speaker 7 (01:46:16):
I don't know anything about this. Do they put duck
de kel jeeps?

Speaker 4 (01:46:21):
That's what the jeep people do, right? And the wave jaysup?
That's a big jeep, do you know?

Speaker 6 (01:46:28):
The cheap wave?

Speaker 7 (01:46:29):
I thought it was just like I thought wave at jeeps.

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Yeah, I don't know if there is a specific I
think I think it's just two fingers. Aren't you like
you to have your finger on the thing and you're
like hey. And I only say that because I saw
a jeep with a sticker that looked like that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:42):
Oh okay. I just always thought it was a wave.
I didn't realize they had their own like college hand symbol.

Speaker 7 (01:46:46):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 4 (01:46:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:46:47):
I always thought it was just a wave too.

Speaker 4 (01:46:48):
If you didn't go to college and didn't get if
you like give you into ut you have the hook
horns or the Gigabaggi's. But like if you didn't go
to college, you can still just like I got a jeep.

Speaker 7 (01:46:57):
Does Sam Houston have a hand?

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
Eat up cat?

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
It's just the claw, Okay, the claw which is also
we also have this because it kind of looks like
the State of Texas a little bit, but also looks
like Red Raiders right here kind of points to where
Sam Marcus is.

Speaker 4 (01:47:11):
That's why you gotta watch the YouTube version right there,
because you could also be winning a strip. Cats eat
up Cats to the k though, and I think bears
is sick of bears And it's the same.

Speaker 7 (01:47:21):
Any animal with claws part of your hand. Let's just
make a claw.

Speaker 4 (01:47:25):
I like that though. It's like, let's don't overthink it.
Remember when we were the first ever podcast sponsor of
a sam Uson athlete, Sam Newson athletes, and they did
the eat them Up Cats past the gravy and they
did the ladle Ryan Ryan Humphreyes and Cody Krast they
were fucking cool.

Speaker 7 (01:47:41):
Hell yeah that was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:45):
Boys.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
Yeah yeah, dude, all right, so yeah, the jeep otters.
I did look this up and apparently you put the
rubber duck jeep on another jeep.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
If you, I guess you drive around with your ducks.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
I don't know, I see them in jeeps, but I
think you're supposed to leave it on another jeep to
be like, I like your jeep from another jeep owner.
It's like a jeep wave if you didn't have the wave,
like if you couldn't Like, I don't see Robert, so
I can't wave to him. I wanting to let him
know that I a jeep owner also think you have
a cool jeep. That sounds really obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (01:48:22):
Yeah, I'd be like, don't touch my car.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
But what if you want to I want a duck?

Speaker 7 (01:48:26):
I actually I would want to duck. Right, Yeah, I
got a duck.

Speaker 4 (01:48:30):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (01:48:31):
He ducks all inside of my car.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
I was at my parents' house and I was cleaning
out some shit and I found a celebrit duck. Do
you remember those?

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
I remember side duck.

Speaker 4 (01:48:40):
Side Duck was a Pokemon, great psychic Pokemon. But celebrit ducks.
I think we're trying to like compete with bobbleheads, I guess,
and they were just ducks. I have a Red Wings
Brett Hule Celebrit duck and it's just Brett Hule's face
on a duck body with like a red wings jersey
on the duck body. And he's got a duck bill
but it like squeaks and it looks like the Jeep ducks.

(01:49:04):
Just google Celebrit duck and I think you'll see what
I'm talking about. Those need to make comebacks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
Yeah, the first thing I want was Donald Trump's Celebrit
duck and it looks phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (01:49:15):
Yeah, No, it's cool. It's cool, Like, look at that thing.
I want to get the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:49:23):
The hair fits so well on a duck.

Speaker 7 (01:49:24):
Robert, look at it.

Speaker 4 (01:49:26):
Is there, Daniel Jones Celebrit duck. That's gotta be I'll
find one. I'll find something cool with celebri ducks.

Speaker 1 (01:49:31):
But it says take quack America, Make America quack again, Maqua.

Speaker 7 (01:49:37):
There's probably a lot of these on jeeps out there.

Speaker 4 (01:49:41):
But yeah, so jeep oters they give the ducks away.
Oh that's pretty crazy. That's pretty crazy. Some good celebrities,
some good Donald Trumplin's out there. But yeah, jeep Owters
put that to let people know that they have cool. Course,
also you could just pay Hey, sick car ducks.

Speaker 7 (01:50:00):
Now I see so many cool ones. Will Nelson move over?

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
Celebrit ducks I should find I should get the Brett
hole on them. Yeah, dude, get a mighty duck, celebrit duck.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
That'd be saying Harry quackery. There's a there's a fucking
creamer one.

Speaker 7 (01:50:21):
Okay, no more ducks.

Speaker 5 (01:50:22):
Like, if it's available, I have to buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:24):
But Quacky Robinson, Oh yeah, because that's the name of
your your dog's pet duck. Yeah yeah, but Quacky Robinson
should definitely be like a Jackie Robinson duck. So I'd
bet Stokes for that. But yeah, those are That's a
let's ask a question. There's our answer about the cheaps
cheap wave. I'm giving the cheap wave. No Ja's up,
but this jas up everybody? Jay's up.

Speaker 7 (01:50:47):
Which side is the Yeah, you gotta use left hand.
You're making an l There you go.

Speaker 4 (01:50:52):
There you can.

Speaker 7 (01:50:54):
Hand better, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
Last question we got is from Brandon David aka Texas
Cat Daddy.

Speaker 5 (01:51:02):
At a stream of cream on Twitter.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
And Brandon says, how would you ever know if you
were an identical twin and both of y'all received your
name shortly after birth and then we're mistakenly switched when
y'all got home and nobody realized.

Speaker 1 (01:51:17):
I think I remember hearing about this one time that
they like they did it with triplets. They like put
or something they'll like they like mark the babies, so
you know that doesn't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:51:27):
That's from the office.

Speaker 7 (01:51:29):
Was that is that where I heard Scott?

Speaker 4 (01:51:31):
Yeah, you have to make a mark, mark the baby
so nobody can change it and you can switch it.
And Michael has to mark a water well and pretending
it's baby. I've seen this. No, if you had identical
twins and both of you received your name, but then
we're switched, nobody realized you would you would have one
of you to dividentally do one of those DNA tests
that you should never do because they just clone you.

(01:51:53):
If you send them your information, they'll sell your information
and then they have your DNA, so bad news. But
you would do like a twenty three and meters bleep
that out, or you do one of those DNA things
and then they'd be like, you have a twin brother,
it's this person, And then you be holy shit, they
live right here. That's crazy, And then you'd find out
you switch your birth The parent trap might also be

(01:52:14):
what you were thinking of. Wasn't that what happened? Parroent
Trap was a fucked up movie. I don't think I
ever if you think about it. I just know the story,
but I never sat down and watched it. But they
were like, yo, let's get divorced. But also like, I
don't want to deal with going back and forth with
the kids. What if you just took one kid to
completely separate her from her sister. You raise her British,
all raise my kid American and poor, and we'll just

(01:52:35):
see how it goes.

Speaker 7 (01:52:36):
A midwave midwife shares her tips for twin parents.

Speaker 1 (01:52:39):
She says that once the babies are born at a hospital,
nurses will put different hats on the babies or mar
or mark them with baby A and baby B. So
I guess they're not actually like marking the baby they
the office, but also like what if they pick them
up and the like the crib or whatever that they're
in is more baby A and baby B.

Speaker 7 (01:52:56):
But then you go. Fuck, I don't know which one
I picked this up out of there's just put him back.

Speaker 1 (01:53:03):
There's gotta be a lot of twins out there that
aren't the actual name that they were given at birth
because the parents switch them like in the first ten
minutes or like, we're both so tired right now, we
don't know which one we picked up. Yeah, I could
see that it definitely grew up as like whatever that
name was.

Speaker 7 (01:53:19):
Like, maybe our friends aren't actually Grant and Corbyn.

Speaker 5 (01:53:22):
Yeah, or Corbyn's Grant and Grant's Corbin.

Speaker 1 (01:53:25):
But they're not identical, so I feel like at birth
they might have even looked a little different.

Speaker 4 (01:53:29):
I don't know, baby's kind of like the same.

Speaker 1 (01:53:31):
I'll have to reach out to my friend from high school.
He had little sisters that were twins. I pick, I
ask your dad this for me. They'll probably come back with, like,
we're not on confidence, Yeah they would.

Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
Well, if you have any friends that are twins, definitely
do that and then be like are you sure though?
But like are you are you sure though? But are
you sure?

Speaker 5 (01:53:49):
And I like just really make them second guess all
of their life.

Speaker 7 (01:53:52):
Do you ever feel like a different person because you
probably are.

Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
It's very possible, very possibly, you're actually that guy. Fortunately
for you, that's what it is. Okay, I have one
more question or one more question from Quentin Hughes. He's
sent in a couple of them. This is an Olympic
themed one and this since this is the last week
of the Olympics, let's get to this. Quentin us at
qbace on Twitter says, would you rather be an Olympic
athlete or a third string quarterback? Olympic athlete? Because I

(01:54:19):
was the Olympic athlete and you get the cool tattoos,
and like, if you're a third string quarterback, that's sick.
You could be Tommy DeVito, but also like you might
not get the glory. I don't want the glory of
be an Olympian. I can always pa I was an Olympian.
If you got last place in the Olympics, you were
still an Olympian.

Speaker 7 (01:54:33):
I'm assuming so much shit. You're a string in the pros, right.

Speaker 5 (01:54:37):
Yeah, probably, let's assume that I'm going quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:54:41):
I mean, it's awesome because you don't have to do anything,
but then you're also worrying about getting cut, being elevator
or sent back to the practice.

Speaker 5 (01:54:47):
Squad, like you got all the all those words.

Speaker 4 (01:54:49):
It's a thirsteon quarter backup quarterback, not so worried because
you're like, all right, if the starter goes down, I
gotta go in third strem quarterback, less responsibility, but kind
of scary.

Speaker 1 (01:54:57):
You're you're making more money than the Olympians even as
a third string. And if some injuries happened, maybe you're
Tommy DeVito because he was and like you get you
if you're in a game, everything has gone wrong, there's
been injuries and nobody expects it.

Speaker 5 (01:55:12):
But if you win a game, Willy Beaman, if you
win a game as at.

Speaker 1 (01:55:15):
Court, I do. I love Willy Beaman. He's one of
my favorite fictional players.

Speaker 4 (01:55:18):
He can catch him.

Speaker 1 (01:55:19):
Then you came in steaming Willie Beaman. But like, if
you win the game as a third string, you're a
legend forever, Like your fans will remember your name.

Speaker 4 (01:55:27):
I don't want to be forever. I don't want to
like bring up anything personal. This is not a shot
at you at all. But like there's a many football
game where the Giants beat the Packers this year and
Tommy DeVito was kind of here.

Speaker 7 (01:55:36):
I thought about that the other game I.

Speaker 5 (01:55:37):
Will always have that Tommy DeVito moment.

Speaker 4 (01:55:39):
I was like, remember the Italian guy did all the
Italian and like he had his agent. There was like
the perfect storm of like, this guy's really Italian, guys,
did you guys know that he's named after the guy
from fucking Goodfellas? And also did you guys fucking know
that his agent's also more Italian than he is and
wears Italian suits And we were like, that's fucking sick.
And then he won a game and that we were
supposed to get blown out, it was like, Okay, he

(01:56:02):
is what There was a there was a three week
vibe of Tommy de Vito that was just it was
such a ride.

Speaker 7 (01:56:09):
Such I wasn't even mad at it on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:56:12):
He's a lifestyle now and like that game cost us
the division, but like.

Speaker 7 (01:56:18):
It was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (01:56:19):
At the same time, I'm just scared that he's not
gonna be on the Giants this year, and I hope
he doesn't have to play it all for the Giants.
I hope Dan Jones he takes over like he's supposed to.
He will, I know he will, but like Tommy, just
like it feels like he should be on the Giants.

Speaker 7 (01:56:31):
He is what the internet tried to make Ben de Nucci.

Speaker 1 (01:56:34):
Yes, like a year before, two years before, and there
was all those TikTok Ben de Nucci. If they had
just held off on that, like everyone who made those
memes once Tommy DeVito came around must have been.

Speaker 5 (01:56:45):
Like fuck yeah, but Dallas fucks everything up.

Speaker 7 (01:56:49):
Remember when Ben de Nucci got in the game and
he was just awful.

Speaker 4 (01:56:53):
Yeah, Well I watched Ben de Nucci at James Madison
because I went to Sam and we played them sometimes. Yeah,
and I always like, fuck that guy.

Speaker 7 (01:57:01):
So I was having Tommy.

Speaker 4 (01:57:03):
Cutlets Swami cutlets.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Yeah, I'm going third string quarterback all day. Because then
if you, if you but think about it, your third
string quarterback, you're gonna go into coaching high school football,
which is kind of cool, but then always forever you
get a kid that talks back back.

Speaker 7 (01:57:19):
I was in an NFL game, bitch.

Speaker 4 (01:57:21):
Yeah, but you could be a coach and be an
Olympic athlete too, and then you're gonna coach track. Yeah,
and then when they're like, what have you were doing?
I was a fucking Olympian pussy.

Speaker 1 (01:57:30):
Yeah, Okay, if I had two coaches, now I was
in the Olympics, and the other was like, I was
a third string quarterback.

Speaker 7 (01:57:35):
I think quarterback, you're the cooler guy.

Speaker 5 (01:57:38):
I would never not remind people that I was an Olympian.

Speaker 4 (01:57:41):
If I was an Olympian, and you don't have to
say you won again, you don't have to say you won.
You could just be an Olympian.

Speaker 1 (01:57:46):
But also think about it this way. If you're a
third string quarterback in the NFL, that means you were
a six starter in college, which means college was fun.
Like you're like, okay, I'm a I'm a stud on
the track team, I'm on track for Olympics.

Speaker 7 (01:57:58):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
You have a regular college experience for a normal athlete
fifty to fifty. If you don't get in the Olympics,
you're going into enterprise or in a car. The flip
of that is you were the starting quarterback in college.
It could even be a small school. Guess what, you're
the king of the school. You're the king of the
fucking school. And then you got to go on to
play pro football. Maybe you never make it in a game,
maybe you're only ever on the practice squad, but you

(01:58:19):
know what, you were in the facility. You were on
a professional football team. Being a pro football player is
the coolest thing you can do in America.

Speaker 4 (01:58:26):
I'm reading a book right now by a guy by
a guy named Mark Titus that was the He was
a benchwarmer on the seven Ohio state team that went
to the national championship.

Speaker 7 (01:58:36):
In Los I know about Mark Titus, but he.

Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
Calls it club trill, club trillion because when you when
you get a trillion, you check in to the game,
you play one minute, and you have zero stats. He
was a benchwarmmer and he was like, I got a trillion,
because then it's just wild okay ye ye years years
years years year And he's like, yeah, that's how you
get a trillion, and uh, like that's what that makes me.

(01:58:59):
Like you could be a trillion, but just in stats,
like one game checked in, no stats at all. But
it's harder to do in football because if you're a
quarterback specifically. But I think that I would still rather
be an Olympion because you always get the glory of
like you have to work your ass off to get
qualified to be an Olympian and then you will always
say I was a US Olympian.

Speaker 7 (01:59:17):
Yeah, like you represented your country. That's amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:59:19):
You're basically a troop football, like like there's like troops
then Olympians.

Speaker 7 (01:59:23):
Right, I think I know which way Robert's going, But Robert,
which one do you take?

Speaker 6 (01:59:27):
Olympian?

Speaker 7 (01:59:27):
I knew it because Robert doesn't care.

Speaker 4 (01:59:29):
About football at all that it would be cool. But
like you don't get the glory at all, and you
get like you get speaking engagements. You probably get a
bunch of perks from being an Olympian, even if it's
not a ton of money, but like you get like hookups,
I would imagine, and then like you are always a
motivational speaker, job away, like like you could do that forever.
I'm not saying I want to love that people, but

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people will always be like, hey, can you come speak
to this class? And yeah, hi, I'm Alex And I
was a pole vaulter in the twenty twenty four Paris Olympics.
Yeah I got last place, but you know how hard
it was to qualify. You talk about it like, well,
I thought my days were over after that, but I
overcame it. Like you can get a bunch of gigs
from being an Olympian, and then like people just think
you're cool.

Speaker 1 (02:00:10):
I'm pretty sure Kurt Warner was third string at one points.

Speaker 7 (02:00:12):
In the Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (02:00:14):
He was, Yeah, he was. You know what else is
about to be in the Hall of Fame, Eli, it's
it's Hall of Fame.

Speaker 7 (02:00:23):
I thought you were gonna say Dan Jones.

Speaker 4 (02:00:24):
I mean him too. Eventually he too.

Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
I was. I thought he was gonna say Danny, and
I was gonna go Dan. Danny is not a Hall
of Famer, bright career ahead of him. They should just
put him in. Now you look at the beard, just
with the beard and the hair like hair is.

Speaker 7 (02:00:38):
A little bit while you got that, but he's on
track with the beard.

Speaker 6 (02:00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00:42):
And last thing before we go, just they did have
the Hall of Fame induction. Devin Hester Andrey Johnson had
two of the best busts I've ever seen. Like the
statues that they put out there, Like a lot of
times they look nothing like the guys.

Speaker 5 (02:00:53):
Howie Long has a really good bust, but his.

Speaker 7 (02:00:56):
Head is perfect for a statue.

Speaker 4 (02:00:57):
Yeah, because it's flat on the top. Andre Johnson though,
just like his bust, and then Devin Hester had the
dreads and everything and it was just like it. It
looked perfect. It was awesome, So shout out to the
bust people and get start making e less because he's
getting it next year or else you riot all right,
that's it at pass Gary Pod, I'm at Ali J Middleton,
Pat that not Pat Dan, Robert is that Robert Rabosa

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Speaker 5 (02:01:40):
Yeah, as Pat said.

Speaker 1 (02:01:41):
Also shout out ashos seven years in a row with
I think it's said that we've won the Silver boot
m H, which is the season series against the Rangers.
So once again, fuck you, fuck you Arlington.

Speaker 4 (02:01:52):
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Speaker 7 (02:02:11):
Maybe it hasn't even happened.

Speaker 4 (02:02:12):
Maybe I mean, that's what I'm hinting. Watch yeah, And
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We love you guys, You're the fucking best. Let's do
a random celebrity guess before we get out of here.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
I'm going Kurt Warner, Kurt Warner, all right, giants legend,
Mark Coppas nice.

Speaker 4 (02:03:00):
Yeah, Mark Hoppus, that's good. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (02:03:06):
I went a del last week.

Speaker 1 (02:03:07):
I didn't even notice that.

Speaker 4 (02:03:10):
I'm trying to think.

Speaker 6 (02:03:13):
Eli.

Speaker 4 (02:03:13):
I'm just gonna go Eli Mann.

Speaker 7 (02:03:15):
Alright. Any how, you took a quarterback, but he wouldn't
want to be a quarterback.

Speaker 4 (02:03:19):
Jennifer Gray ooh night, that's dirty dancing, right is it?

Speaker 7 (02:03:25):
Oh yeah? Nobody puts baby in a corner.

Speaker 4 (02:03:28):
If the shoe fits. No, all right, Marnie sino Fonte.

Speaker 1 (02:03:38):
Is she Italian?

Speaker 4 (02:03:40):
No idea?

Speaker 1 (02:03:41):
The name sounds Italian. It ends in a vowel.

Speaker 4 (02:03:43):
All right, last one, Kirsten Dunce Nope, didn't get it.
Didn't get it.

Speaker 7 (02:03:48):
God, that's such a crush on her as a kid.

Speaker 4 (02:03:49):
Just because we were in person again again, one of
us is gonna get it again. After Robert got that high,
like I have been chasing that high, dude, it really is.

Speaker 5 (02:03:58):
Oh yeah, it'd be crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:04:00):
Look office, like, I'm sorry that I broke this, but
can I show you the video? Can I show you
the video why I broke There's nothing Okay, you guessed
the random person, Yeah I did. Okay, knock it off,
but yeah, I love you guys. We have a great
rest of a week until we talk to you next time.
Past the gravy You're motherless.

Speaker 2 (02:04:17):
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