Pass The Gravy #584: Vowel Movement

The guys talk about football, champagne, and baptisms. They also power rank things that people don't care about and do some more Robert Felines.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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we'll get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
It's Past the Gravy Episode five hundred and eighty four,
Happy Gravy Day. You know, we like to have a
lot of fun so much on this podcast. There's something
very serious we're here to talk to you about this

(00:42):
year this week, and that's misinformation about the twenty twenty
four election being spread via memes. I've seen it, you've
seen it. We've all seen it out there on the interwebs.
They're talking about Kamala Harris and Donald Trump and assassinations.
They're talking about cats and dogs, they're talking about Haiti,

(01:07):
they're talking about all the things. They're talking about taxes, Venezuela,
Venezuelan's and women's rights. And if it's on a meme,
it's fake. And you know that, all right. We're trying
to fight and combat misinformation. So if you see a
political meme this political season. No, that's the big mainstream

(01:28):
media trying to influence your decision. Don't let them do that.
Just joke, just jokes, guys, jokes. I saw somebody before
I came over Zoom Prep and somebody was talking about
misinformation being the biggest problem, like memes is really is,
like memes is not the biggest problem with this world
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
No, But I get what they mean, because like there'll
be times when I'll send a meme to my brother
that's political.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Okay, what the meme? There we go, Robert showed up today.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, big funny guy over there. But I'll send it
to my brother and instead of him going oh hell
or haha, he'll be like, I know right, it's terrible, dude,
it's just laugh at the joke. Laugh at the joke. Yeah, Boomer.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah. If people send me political memes, I usually either
don't say anything or just double tap it. It's like that.
That's me saying I saw it. Saw the best one
this week though, the well, we don't talk about the misinformation.
This was not even it was more of just you're
misinforming people.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
It's the kind of thing that you would see on
Facebook is like people being like, this is so true,
but if you have a comedy brain line, it's just funny.
It was Donald Trump as Batman. It was like, when's
the last time we saw a billionaire who used his
money to try and save people against a cackling freak
and like she had, they had come alla painted as
the joker. I was like, that's just top end comedy.
Don't overthink.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, no, I think that they had definitely not. Also,
the Trump hair coming out of the back at the
top of the bat cowl, that's funny. That's comedy. That's funny.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
The words so much weren't as funny, but just the
picture Donald Trump is Batman. It's one of the funniest
things I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't try and take memes away from us, guys, don't
don't do that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
But you can't take memes away.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Like somebody's biggest missed information that they think it's going
to take down the election is memes. You can't.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Memes are for the people people love me. You're not
gonna take away.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Like if they tried to take away memes made them
illegal to post, people would just start like spray painting them,
like there's a few for Vendetta in nineteen eighty four.
It'd be like graffiti is now just memes.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I would just buy those, uh what are the
etch of sketches and just I'd draw them. I'd draw
the meme and then I'd be like, oh, you can't,
you can't. Drum psych didn't do it. I got rid
of it. There's no hard driving a sketch now, it's
all it's a rased that I guess nothing that I'm
not going to do it. There the sideways, that was

(03:45):
more of me gravity stand up next year Nope, Nope,
not going to do that. So on a non political note,
I had a very important question to ask everybody, and
that is steel drums are cooler than real drums, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Because it makes you think of like warm weather and
cocktails on the beach Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah but did yep, Yeah, that's exactly that you were
thinking of under the seat feeling Oh also that toos.
Do you think under the sea and you think feeling hot,
hot hot, because that's what Michael played when he got
back from Jamaica. He had the one beat in his
hair and yeah, I don't know if steal drums sound
way cooler than all other drums, even if you're doing

(04:27):
like a sick drum solo, Like, I get that that's cool,
but I bet steel drum solo is way cooler.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
But what would the opening for Hot for Teachers sound
like with steel drums sick instead of a motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Not actually like that, because you know that's not what
stel drums sound like, right, But I want to hear
it now somebody who has access to the AI tools
start just like making Metallica songs but dubbing steel drums.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Probably do you like steal drums? I feel like you
would be annoyed by steal drums. I don't think I
know what steel drums are. You don't know what steel drum? Sorry, buddy,
is it just well, I kind of get the gist
because you guys are so good at it, so hard
spicy today that's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It's like, uh, I mean you you probably haven't seen
The Little Mermaid.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Actually I've seen The Little Mermaid.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, So you know in the song under the Sea,
the part that's going d D D, those are still drums.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's what still drum sounding what's a non happy birthday is? Right?
It's public domain, right, Maybe I think happy birthday is
hold on, I'm gonna make sure there's no ad. There
totally was a'n ad. Thank god, we're just watching videos.

(05:46):
What are we doing? Here's close your eyes, go back,
Pretend you're on a beach.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
I want a Penia colada so bad right now?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, maybe a cruise ship. I like it.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Plus it makes white people dance like this.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah you feel exotic. Yeah, like this is me being ethnic.
I think that was also the exact same way I
danced to saw some music, though not ethnic exiety. Check
out me doing my ethnic dancing. Whoa body, Okay, I'm
an ethnic dancer. It's just you doing the soldier boy,
you're just doing the gritty Oh yeah, shout out steeldrums,

(06:33):
shout out stel drums. I feel like that don't get
enough love.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
I almost said best. It's not the best instrument, but
it might be the most underrated.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It's the saxophone of the percussion family, where like saxophone.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Just focks, saxophone is sex.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
There's never a time where you're like that did not
need to be in there. That saxophone did not need
to be in there. If you throw a saxophone in
literally any situation rocks.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
That might be the most impressive thing that Bill Clinton
ever did was he made the saxophone sexy before. It
was just like a nerd, I thought. But like, I
don't know Billy Clinton when he played that sex or
like that guy focks.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
So I got Monica he did fuck allegedly. Well, I
mean he's got a daughter, so it's true. Yeah, it's true,
confirmed at least two times. Sects ever.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yeah, I mean you can always say that's what you
and Bill Clinton have in common, is there's proof that
you fuck.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Shout out to that. Yeah, shout out to that. I get.
I don't know you and Bill Clinton. You're basically the
same guy, pretty much, pretty much. I had a couple
more things for pre come secment. I just I had
lots of things on my brain this week that I
wanted to get a segment. Facebook and social media has
just I've noticed a lot of I guess the nicest

(07:46):
way to say it is it's it's a specific type
of people, mostly women, that maybe they're going through it,
Maybe they're going through it right now, they're going through
a hard time, but their entire personality they've been braked
online is doing things that aren't that crazy, but acting
like it's a crazy thing and then just trying to
give inspirational posts about it, like do the thing. Life

(08:09):
is short, go to the beach, buy the hat, go
for a drive, sit out in the sun, do the things. Guys,
do the things, wear that shirt that you have. It's
like the Fitsbro people, but without the fitness, you know,

(08:31):
crazy like going to the beach is in a crazy thing.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Like it's like go on the trip. Jim bros. Who
in the I'm gonna start being inspirational on my page
and so they always like just finished a run. Yeah,
So it's like it's riseing grind, but for women it's
like we're not grinding in the gym. We probably are,
but like but we just want aesthetic things.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Buy those crazy sunglasses, pat do the thing. Okay, life's short,
Life's short. And then for the guy version of that,
it's not though it's so long. The guy version of
the life's short, do the thing is.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Not.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Many things better than a corpse lat and a lake
on a Friday and night. When did Sam Elliott get here?
Oh yeah, I don't know if he's on all those
commercials now with Gronk, So maybe I've just I've just
adopted that he does just have a dude voice too. Yeah,
but like that's what I imagine, like.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
All the mountains.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
A guy sitting on a dock and he's like, doesn't
get much better than a couple of cold ones and
a fishing pole at your favorite lake.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
That's the old guy dude version of it. The young
guy dude version of it is just forever, just fucking
uh And I forgot, Mean, what were you used to
always say in college?

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
How long before like young kids have yolo and the
like check out this thing.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
And we're like, wasn't that Drake problematic? Was it Drake?
I don't know he was.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
He had the song, yeah, but like it's Drake, so
he probably just stole it from someone else. Somebody else
definitely ghost wrote Yolo for Drake.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
You only live one. That's my motto, and people like,
fuck dude.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That was a bold thing to say, that's your motto,
and everybody.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
In the world breaking. It's like that Johnny Manzel documentary
where he's like men, no, the guys to day and
we all had this one saying we always said and
it was, uh, Winter lose, we still booze. It was like,
I think a lot of people said that, dude. That
was every losing team's every fan base of a bad team.
When your team loses, you're like, well, Winter lose, We're
gonna still booze.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
I said that a lot at Texas State when I
was in college, we didn't win very much.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, there's that. I keep just talking commercials now, but
this is the second commercial reference in two minutes. Uh
the Eli Manning Corona commercial where he's like, we're undefeated
at the tailgate. They're like, how can you be undefeated
the tailgate? How do you lose a tailgate? And they're like,
you're right, undefeated at the tailgate. Okay, you can definitely live.
Okay gate, No, you undefeated. I like that. I like
that to look at you, like.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Knock over the grill, lose all the food.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
That's that's how you.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Okay, Well, if you don't do that, you don't buy
enough beer and you run out, like.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Then you just go inside the game. That's the best part.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, but if you run out of beer like thirty
minutes in the tailgate and you're supposed to be there
for two hours.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Well then you're just not prepared exactly. That's how you
lose a tailgate. Okay, he likes to know about losing. No,
he did a lot in his career. Everybody loses. Every
NFL player knows about losing. He knows a lot about winning,
and those CEO I know.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Is about I would say, especially during the regular season,
he probably knows exactly as much about winning as he
does without losing. Yeah, but if we're not talking about
that the postseason, he knows much more.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
He knows a lot more about winning, which is actually
when it matters most. It is that's what they say
on all the like I don't know, isn't that what
it says on the MLB. It's like October it matters more.
I'm sorry for Playoff Baseball. I want to try and
like guess all the October themes, like like next year,
what do you think Isa, like it was take October,

(11:59):
October proven, October ready finish? I think that's probably already
been one. I mean, yeah, remember it just a generic
We need to make a past the gravy like October
October ready? What for the podcast? Okay, that's like, that's

(12:20):
four podcasts you'll do in that month.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
I guess as soon as they leave Oakland and they're
on Vegas. Just make it like just win baby, just
as like a throw it more in Oakland.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
JW baby JB JWB. Yeah, but just do the things,
all right, Lef's short. Guys, just remember God there, do
the podcast, pat do the podcast, don't us, Yeah we'll
leave you know what, Life's short. Gravy Yang, Listen to

(12:52):
Past the Gravy, Watch Past the Gravy on YouTube, do
it whatever. Who cares when anybody else thinks, consume us
do the things? Okay, listen and watch the podcast, and
then go and like the podcast. Do make that your
YouTube comments this week, just everybody, be like, do the thing,
and then give me a very generic thing that you

(13:12):
were currently doing sitting at your computer. Do the thing.
Go to work, life short, touch yourself before work, and
give me a life short quote everybody. And then also,
nobody won. Nobody won the last week because yeah, nobody counted.
Nobody spelled out one hundred all the way. Mikey Paul

(13:33):
was about to do it, and I saw him and
I commented, I saw there was like ninety six comments
and he was like like fifty something. I was like
a f got your bitch, So I gotta play defense somehow,
right championship? Can we do this week? So give us

(13:54):
a life short quote? Do that everybody as many as
you can, and then whoever can do the entire Greek
alphabet spelled correctly individually in comments? Do you know all
the Greek alphabet letters? I know like two of them
alphabetd gamadut. The episode Day to eighth ata, I had
a lambdammonu why would you fi kai sy omega. I

(14:21):
was a rush for one and I quit. Yeah, that
tracks I quit. I didn't like doing that shit. I
was like, I'm not good at listening to people.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
The first time one of the guys was like, go
give me a beer, bitch, and you're like, I'm fucking out.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It was more than that. It was more than.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
That, Oh yeah, I'm just saying like I could see
just even like the lightest thing someone slightly addiced to
and you're like, fuck you dude.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
It me walking from Lake Conroe mostly back to Huntsville,
having get picked up elsewhere. But other than that, we
we don't need to get into that. We don't need
to get into that's a story for another time. But
that's are cool. You used to have to like light
a match and be able to hold it upside down
and say the Greek alphabet twice, and so I I
remember alphabet a game, but news, I make a sorry.

(15:05):
I wonder you got to say sir at the end too,
But then you have to go do it again and
if it and it would burn burn, turns out matches burn. Yeah,
burn your fingers a lot. Yeah, they do call it.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
You're burning your fingers a lot anyway, So go do
the Greek alphabet.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Spice it up this week. All right, spice it up
this week. Let's get as many comments as we can.
Spam the comments, guys. We really appreciate you guys doing
that on the YouTube. If you're not watching the YouTube version,
go hit play on the YouTube version. Okay. If you're
listening to us, we appreciate you also listening. And if
you're watching us, go hit play on the audio feed
as well. Other question I had for this week, how

(15:39):
many times is one person allowed to get baptized? Is
there a limit or is it like a thing you just?
Is it like non Catholic confession where like I just
did something bad. I don't feel like talking about it,
but just dunk me in some water real fast.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't think there is a because, like, I'm sure
you can. As long as you travel, you can keep
finding more preests to rebaptize you and be again. Christian
problem is if you keep going to the same one
after a little bit, he'd be like, you don't mean this,
I'm not doing it again.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
But isn't he as a Christian supposed to forgive you
for anything you've done and allow you to like like
wash away your sins by being baptized.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
You know, I didn't pay that much attention in church
growing up, Like I would sit there just long enough
in the bait.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Can I go play on the playground so we get
snack timed this time? Or no? They're like, it's called communion.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
They had a tire swing outside of our church. All
I want to do is play on that tire swing.
It's pretty sick, dude, it was awesome. I'd spin so fast,
get dizzy as shit now, Like if I look left
too quick, I'm like, I'm dizzy and I don't like
this to throw up. Yeah, like I'll get hammered and
get dizzy. That's fine, but like looking quickly, I'm like, oh,
I don't like this feeling.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
I feel like I see people that like get baptized
a couple of times a year, and it's like, is
this a quarterly thing like communion? Is that what this is?
I feel like I feel like it's like a clout
thing maybe, but it's like I've accepted. I've accepted him
as my savior. I'm not shitting on religion. I'm glad
you found you found your religion if you are religious,

(17:02):
But like I feel like there's people that do use
it for cloud They're like I found the one and
blah blah blah blah blah, and this is me getting baptized.
And then it's like, bro, didn't you get baptized like
last year? Then you found I mean, if you stray away,
you can go back to the light. You have to
get rebaptized, and then also can like are baptisms kind
of like marriages where like Pat can marry me, Like

(17:26):
you can just go take a course real fast, and
by take a course, I mean sign up online and
then you're ordained.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
I don't know if I think baptism you actually have
to be like like a.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Pre No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
But why, like wouldn't you think it'd be a reverend
because it's in King of the Hill they had the
female reverend and she rebaptized lu Ann.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
But what don't you think that? So maybe it's not
just priests. I don't know, man, Like a marriage seems
like it would be more important than a baptism, like
a much more important life event, a much more important
like dang, God comes first, Okay, which is fair argument,
fair argument, also fair argument, but like forever wedded, bliss whatever, that.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Like under God's authority, all of that.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is like that's a pretty big thing for like no offense,
Pat and Robert. But like to just be able to
go on a website and be approved to do yeah,
it's wild. So if you can do that, I feel
like you should be able, Like you should also be
able to baptize anybody.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
Yeah, maybe not, like it might not technically be real
in their religion, but I guess I could do it.
I mean I can say I'm baptizing you. There's no
laws against me saying that I could splash water in
her face and make your fucking baptized off there's nothing
stopping me from doing that. As long as I'm not
like throwing water on the president anyone. Outside of that,

(18:50):
I'm pretty sure it's legal to water people.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, you just pour water on there, like like a
water cannist.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
You just have a glass of water somebody's walking on.
Should you poured on baptized?

Speaker 1 (19:02):
This is from Quora, So this is the first the
first respect. Is it okay to baptize someone if you're
not a pastor? According to the actual Biber, Jesus has
instructed every single believer to go and make disciples and
to baptize in the name of the Fathers and Holy Spirit.
Be a believer. This is an instruction given to every
single believer. So according to God, you can baptist someone
if you are not a pastor, and in fact we

(19:24):
all should be baptizing people. So really, if you're a believer,
well that's a key part of it. In there, are
you a believer in past the Gravy? I like to
baptize you in the name of past the Gravy? The Robert.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Said, a true belief, Well, they're talking about God. I
think you got to use contact clues on that, believe her.
So it might not be a Christian.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I believe all women, so I should baptize. Wow wow,
not an ally? Can you mark that down? Not an ally?
Not all people lie, not women. Women don't lie. It's
not what I was told.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I've seen a lot of lies being told this year
on ESPN about Kaitlyn.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I feel like you've been watching too many memes. I
do spend entirely too much watching. Life's too short. Life's
too short to spend just looking at memes. All Life's
too short. Scroll those memes. Life's way too short. All right,
do the thing, pat go out there, get baptized. Life's
too short. Take that poop, baptize someone, all right, do

(20:28):
the things right on the clock. Poop, you can do it.
Poop poops? Want Does poop get.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
Funnier the quieter you say it? Maybe, as long as
you're like enunciating the piece poop. Pooping's fine, dude. It
might be the thing I'm best at.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I mean, everybody is probably okay at it. I would
imagine not everybody. Some people can't poop, Yeah, they got
cost to me backs. That's not really pooping. I don't
think that's will sort of pooping. It's creating poop. But
I think the act of pooping it has to come
out of your butt. All right, I'll die on that
hill a controversial take. Look like pooping is sacred to

(21:13):
have a controversial take, right, say the controversial take? Do
the thing all right with women is no no no
no no no no no, not on the podcast, not
in the podcast, not where it cancels us.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Every person on tiktok' is a fucking idiot clip that one.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah, there you go. O'll get gen Z talking Jen Alpha.
Now I don't care.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
So the next one is going to be Jen Beta
and you can call them betas. They're gonna try and turn.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Going from Jen Alpha Jen beta has gotta suck though.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Yeah, but they but then they're the young generation. They
get to make the sling, so they'll just turn beta,
Like what is it now, Like sigma's the cool thing.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It's going to be beta all right if you think
about it, though, babo fish are actually super tough. Was
it boomers? Baby boomers? That's cool. That's a fucking cool
name because it's like people be fuckingations. They came out
there and then you had boomers give Gen X birth
to Gen X kind of stupid. I mean, that's that's

(22:17):
hardcore though, But like generation like not even a cool name.
Gen X. You think that's not a cool name. No,
I think it's a lazy name. Like that's just the
name they were given Generation this. Yeah, but it's extreme. Yeah,
they could have been the eighties. They could have been extreme,
they could have been the extremes. They weren't. And then
you had Generation X go into millennials. Fucking sick name.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Well, most politicians now are Gen xers, so they kind
of are the extremes.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, good point, But we are millennials. That's fucking dope.
We weren't gen omicron or whatever the fuck it supposed
to be, like they were, like, no, millennials, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
I still think, for some reason, every time I hear
a millennial, I immediately think of Willennium.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
We were obviously album generation why.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Probably see we should be Generation why because that's all
we do know.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
We're just like, dude, why, but that's that is like
generation Why. We were like, no, that's dumb, We're just
come up with a cool name for it. And then
it was millennials and then generations. He's like, no, we're
not we're not coming up with new names, and now
generation ouphas, like we're even gonna be lazier now we're
using Greek letters. Get the fuck out of here. Come

(23:29):
with the cool name for your generation, or get the
fuck out like Millennials are obviously like Millennials and baby
Bloomers could fuck up any other generation.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Really, after Gen X, we should have been Degeneration X.
That's what they should have been. We could have been
d X though I wanted to be d X growing
up there. But the millennials is also cool because we
have a good name.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
But and now we're old. So millennials is not cool.
I love it. No, but millennial is cool, but we're not.
But because we have a name, it's cool. Millennial is cool.
Millennials are not cool. Are they going to do okay
millennial like a world or yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Or they're just gonna call us old focks.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Yeah, well I'll say mean words to them and they'll
be offended.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
No, Beta's damn.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Look, life's too short, gang to not make fun of
generations that are younger than you. Just do the thing right,
bully other generations. I like, have fun with it.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
The other day, I was like, I know everybody thinks
the younger generation is stupid, but I really think.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
This one is stupid. I was like, yeah, I'm just
old nough yep, yeah, I'm old made it.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
They do dumb You know what the funny thing is,
It's not that each generation is getting worse. It's just
that all young people do dumb shit, and as you
get older, you think they're dumber, but they're just as
dumb as we were.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
We did dumb shit. We didn't know how dumb we were,
and now I think we've achieved that. Like, like I
always joke that I'm dumb smart where I'm smart enough
to know that I'm dumb m hm. And that is
what makes me different than somebody that's dumb but thinks
they're smart. Like, remember how fun it was jumping out
of trees. Now I'm gonna fuck up my knee. That's

(25:04):
not gonna happen. Yeah, and then I'm just gonna walk
funny for the rest of my life. Although life is
too short to not jump out of the tree, jump
out of the tree. Jump out of that tree. Pick
a tree and jump. Life's too short. Jump out and
scare cars. Just jump scare the cars. Do the things
how crazy are we? We're crazy bad.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
One of our most fun games was just ringing a
doorbell and running away.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
And now you can get shot doing that. Well, now
there's like a ring doorbell that ruins all of it.
I see, I can see you.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
You cover your face on the way up and then
you tape over it.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
That's yeah, got.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
You that now, like now they're generated version of her
prank is I'm just gonna call you.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Text me. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. Okay.
Next thing I had, last real thing I had was
a sports question. I feel like I've been not I'm
not racing guy, not a like a NASCAR Formula one guy.
Those are two very different things. It's still racing, yeah,

(26:09):
still racing. Are F one fans the snobbiest fans in
all of sports.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Without a doubt because it's the richest one because.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Like F one people or like they're like me, where
they get up early on Saturdays and Sundays to watch
their sport like I do with soccer. I'm like, okay,
well west Ham kicked off at six am. Guy, get
up early watching this in bed whatever, And they do
that too, so it's like you're dedicated, but then they're
just like fucking kicking a ball around. I'm like, get

(26:43):
the fuck out of here. You just go around and
like a fucking track. Shut up. Yeah it was.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
He had one hundred and seventeen thousand dollars to be
here this weekend. I'm not part of the team. I'm
just spectating yet your snobby ast.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Fuck, I'm just drinking wine at this place where I
can't see the cars for seventy nine percent of the time.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah, you're you're drinking nice alcohols in a box and
air conditioning, whereas Nascar, you're getting hammered on cheap beer
in the sun in the middle of the race, literally
on the inside of the race. They're on the infield
getting hammered in an RV.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That's awesome. F one.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
They're like, I would never be near an RV.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
F one's just country club Nascar. Yeah, it's like, oh, oh,
you go in here circles when we have left and
right turns. I don't fucking care, dude, Who cares? Man,
You're sponsored by Tide, Our team is owned by Ferrari.
We are owned by a Red Bull because like everyone else,
we have a bunch of car companies, and then red
Bull Mercedes is too poor to be an hot sports Swagen. Actually,

(27:40):
I don't know. Does Mercedes do F one? Probably? I
have no idea. Also, I think I know why F
one sucks compared to all other sports because it's European. Well,
because Americans aren't the best at it. Yeah, so it's
like football one, Americans is the best at it. And
then like tennis had its had its run. Now you
can say like, oh, we're in the best part we've
ever had in tennis, Like the fuck out, there's not

(28:00):
an American, all right, not an American. If we're not
number one, then the sport is stupid, right, it's dumb.
It's dumb, like NFL best NFL players, American rocks.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Like how long has cricket been around? And it's been
so stupid until like six months ago, it was really
cool for me.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Ask me who the best cricket player is. I don't
give a fuck he plays for America because we beat Pakistan. Yeah,
you're right, we did in the World Cup. So it
was cool for like a week that it was a
comeback kid that week. You're right, Yeah, doesn't matter because
we don't care about it. Cricket was cool for one week.
We don't care about it. But like, so I did
some research. I was like, who was the last like

(28:35):
good American at F one racing? Mario Andretti, And I
was like, I only really know that Mario Andretti is
really good because there's like Andretti race track.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Yeah, I thought I thought he was Italian. I didn't
know he was American.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I would have guessed Italian also, but I learned that
by googling it. And so he was a powerhouse. I
know that Max Verstappen is ain't no stopping Max rest. Yeah,
Max Verstappen is the big guy. And then, uh, that's
the only one I know. I've heard of others. You know,
Louis Hamilton. That guy wins all of them. I think

(29:12):
it's like Verstappin and Hamilton win all of them, and
then whoever the fuck I think we can kay? Is it?
P K was the guy in the in the Did
you watch Drive to Survive? I did not. I watched
like three episodes of it. It was cool. Who was
Hamilton sounds American though, so I think we didn't claim
him British. Yeah, but like we did conquer Lewis Hamilton

(29:33):
sounds like an American name. We did. We did beat
Britain and in a war, should that technically we.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Have rights to all of their people if we want them.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
Yeah, it did. There's only one we want and I
think he's the best, so yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
We only want him because he's the best sport. We
couldn't care. Remember when they went to Vegas. It was
the most expensive one ever and they just couldn't sell tickets.
They couldn't get people to go to Las Vegas because
Americans care that little about it. Yeah, like it works
in Miami because like, okay, we just have to travel
to the eastern United States. We don't have to go
into the US because that's scary for any European. They're

(30:05):
like Vegas, that's cool, But like we can just gamble
in like Monta Carlo. Well, and by the way, there's
gonna be an event in Monta Carlo for F one,
So why the fuck would we go to.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
In like Monta Carlo and like Bali Dubai.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Those are classy places to gamble America in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, they're gonna be racing outside the casino royale.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I'm not gonna gamble somewhere where the peasants can afford
to be in the same room as me.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
But it is weird the people. That's like the people
they're just into F one like that's their only thing.
They follow sports where it's super weird. Why though, you
know why, you can take any sport and you picked
shitty ones.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Well, the only other sport they have is an option
over there is soccer. I picked soccer a million times.
I would too, but like out of F one, when
your best sport is America's fourth or fifth sport, it's
because the sport sucks, so like I can't really aim
somebody for choosing another shitty sport is you're choosing between

(31:05):
a fucking pile of ship and a pile of dog shit,
like they're both gonna suck.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
The F one is this noobbyiest group of people sports wise, though,
without a doubt, like they just look down upon everyone else,
like sport, You're a silly little fan for this silly
little thing. It's like, I like a real team, a
real team, not just a fucking guy. Well, we have
a whole racing. Fuck you, I don't care. I don't
care if they have a whole race every inch of
the car is engineered down to the smallest possible weight,

(31:33):
and I don't care. Yeah, how many touchdowns did they score?
To zero? None? You know how many? My team did three?
All right, we scored three times, so fuck you? All right?
Are there are their goals? No, they're not goals.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
You win maybe once a year.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Is a points system way more than that, And it's like,
I don't want to learn a point system. I'm not
going to do that. I like to look at the
on the standings. Is there wins losses? Because if I
can track it that way, I'm in a five hundred.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I might have it on the brickyard.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
That's what That's what that is, right, Yeah, they kissed
the bricks.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah, and they chug milk.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Fucking electric.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
What do you do when you win the biggest race?
I have a nice big glass of milk. You fucking
a loser?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Are you fucking racing for a bakery? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
If I won, I would be like, yeah, okay, but
make it a white Russian it looks like milk.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
You could do that. You could do that. Yeah, But
I'm out on F one. I was never one. I
wasn't in on f one. I'm out on F one.
I like the closest I was ever. So many people are.
I thought about watching Drive to Survive and then I
was just like, never mind, it's not bad. Yeah I've
heard that, But you know what else is not bad?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Every other sports, every other show that I've watched a
hundred times on repeat, that too. Those I know are
dope yep, and I know the people in those consistent.
I don't know more than two people in F one
and I don't care. Plus, we were at the age
where like, I'm Robert soccer, Okay, he doesn't. You picked
up soccer about as late in life as you can
pick up a sport, I know, and I got really

(33:03):
into it. Dude, I'm like mid thirties now, I'm not
picking up.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
I think I've been a west Ham fan six years now. Yeah,
like I know, fucking fan group. I go watch games
at the bar with you with the boys the brick
outside of the stadium. We do have America's west Ham Podcast.
I forgot we how much dumb ship you've done the
week the week we decided west Ham was gonna be

(33:29):
the team I before I was like, I'm buying a brick,
go I go all in. I can't say I'm not
a real fan.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
It could be taken way out of context. I'm buying
a brick.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Bought a brick outside the stadium. You engrave the brick
and it is where you can walk into drugs. You've
never seen it. I've got confirmation that it's there, but
I do need to have like when my west Ham
guys go to the game next time, I double check.
You just walk around the stadium and look at all
the bricks, because right it was in a minute made.
They have all the like donate the people that have

(34:04):
donated those bricks too. But it's like if you were
like find mine, that'd be a thing that's to find.
Do you have a grid? Nothing? No, no clue, no idea.
And they probably did send me something like that, but
I was six years ago. I'm not gonna find that. Hey,
I bought a brick six years ago. They kid to
buy another one. If you emailed them, they could probably

(34:26):
tell you. But yeah, your brige over here. Can you
just take a picture of it and say it to me?
I was gonna show you somebody. No, okay, thanks, No,
we're not doing that for you. You know, I should
buy another brick and say, like F one sucks.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Back to back World War champs.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
That's it, just F one sucks. I wish I was America,
or that'd be a great brick that says I wish
I was in America. You know what, life's too short.
Buy the brick, Buy the brick, do the thing. Okay,
do the thing, be crazy, buy the brick. Where's the money?
M Yeah, so F one fans are snobs. Yeah, that's

(35:03):
a dumb sport and no more picking up sports. Old.
I'm glad you guys agreed with me on that one.
Would you guys have a pickup segment? I was just suggested.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I'm ready for the feelines. I've got so many fire ones.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Robert, do you have anything? We can go to the feelines. Okay,
let's go to the feelings.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Okay, do you have any user or not user listeners
some of the ones.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
To say, yeah, I have one, I have one. We'll
start off with that one. Okay. Well, this is the
Robert Felines segment where we give you guys words that
are coded as other words. You will try and decipher
what the real word we are giving you is. We'll
give you a category and then a couple of other
words that associate with that word. You put together what
the real word or words are, and we'll see if

(35:45):
you were right or wrong. This is a fun game.
I like to see everybody online go and comment and
say how many they got right or wrong. But this
is the Robert Felines segment, which you got all right.
This one's from Brandon Whitehead. This was a kind of
a hard one. I think the category is metical condition. Okay,
it's a medical condition.

Speaker 5 (36:03):
Erectile dysfunction, build floor, oasis, build for build.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Floor, rheumatoid arth writers.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
He's like, God, damn it a room, build floor? Oh yeah,
pelvic that would oasis be incontinents, pelvic floor piss. I
don't know, build the floor, oasis. I don't know what
is it. It's a rectile dysfunction? Is it? Really? You

(36:42):
can't guess? Before we would saying.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, said Brett sent us a medical condition. Of course,
I assume it was gonna be a rectal not that
Brett has that.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, Brandon, Brandon or Brandon, sorry, we have a Brandon,
we doAnd Brandon and this is a brand Whitehead. Build
is erect floor tile Yeah, and oay, says it's funny.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
How after I said it, I couldn't even get build
to erect.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
And oasays Dysfunctional band. Oh okay, yeah, I like that.
Have they canceled their toy yet? Not yet? Okay they
have not.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
Probably just gonna keep asking that every time it comes up,
because it's they don't.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I hope it's done. All right, I'll go here's my
first one. I will start with I have some easy
ones and have some weird ones. This is a I'll
start with a TV show. This is a TV show,
Board of Chairs, Game of Thrones. Yeah, it was an

(37:41):
easy one. I like that.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
It was it was almost too easy, but I like
getting them. Yeah, yeah, it feels smart.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
This one is an occupation Bagwell speed boat. It's Bagwell
boat speed. Okay, so you're saying, Jeff maybe occupation boat speed,
Bagwell boat speed ship. Something, No, damn it. See now

(38:18):
I can think about is Jeff. I don't think Jeff.
I know I know it's not Jeff, because no fucking
occupation starts with Jeff. Chef is kind of chef. Maybe
shout out to the bear so Bagwell boat speed, Bagwell
boat speed speed fast, but think Bagwell as one and

(38:43):
then think boat speed as its own thing.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Boat speed, so knots.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
All right, you're there, you're getting there.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
And the occupation that's got knots in it or not.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
Trick right there, I do, I got it? What was
bag Who is Jef? What was Jeff Bagwell? Baseball? Not
first not first mate, no first first baseman. But there
we go, there we go. Jeff bag is an astro
I've got two and a half of these, Bagwell, Bud speed, astronaut.

(39:22):
All right, ummm let me do some celebrities.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I'll do one of mine real quick. It's a sandwich,
all right. Uncouth, average man, uncouth, average.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Man, average man makes me think it's like it's not
po boy uh and couth norm not cool. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
If say, if somebody's just normal, they're an average.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
Joe okay, sloppy Joe, okay. I like that. I like that.
What else do you have?

Speaker 3 (40:12):
So I got another one? The category is also sandwich.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
So you thought it is at work.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Some of them, Yes, some of them. Will was pooping
before the podcast Jim Halpert soften, which this was difficult
for me because the word it was very hard to find.
Soften was the closest, like euphemism. I could come for it.
Jim Halpert soften office.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Oh no, I can't. Is it sales sales softener? It's
a sandwich. Yeah, I'm trying to think. What was old
Jimmy Boy's nickname? Oh to and a sandwich tune? Melt tune, melt,

(41:04):
oh soften? Yeah, okay, that's why. Like I was like,
I actually had to google.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
I was like, soften or melt the saurus there's no Yeah,
melt melt cinnamon is actually what I googled, and I
looked up with the saurus. Melt doesn't really have any
other words, like soften is the closest. I can find
a melt.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I like that, but I was like, it is Jim Hoppert,
you might get the tune of the All right, my
next one is a it's a sandwich.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, I was gonna say, it's not a sandwich, is it?
Sea bug barrel? Sea bug? Sea bug barrel.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
This's gonna be hard crawfish, same family, but not shrimp.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
No, it's not shrimp, sea bug lobster roll, lobster barrel roll. Baby,
let's go do a couple. I got I got one more.
That all I'm gonna do some celebrities. These are celebrities
is my theme. Grizzly Weber Weber. I'm thinking maybe grill

(42:17):
bear grills. There you go. Okay, well, I guess I
should have gotten so grills right away. What I almost
went with for bear grills was Grizzly Bear. See Grizzly
Bear could have also been bear grills.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
When I heard Grizzly I would like, I thought bear girls,
but I was like, that's too easy.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
He's not gonna give me one like that. You guys
yelled at me that one time. I've had to like
make it. It's like they can't yell at me. Um,
this is an actor. Twenty four hour Harry, Oh, twenty
four hour day? Is there an actor named Day? No?

Speaker 3 (42:56):
All the dumb names they have, nobody's name their kid
day yet? Okay, twenty four hour Harry? How is Harry spelled.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
A j ry? Okay? I wasn't sure if it was
like Harry, Like, oh yeah, so Harry. I immediately thought
Jack Bauer. I just keep thinking Harry styles in my head.
I can't get that twenty four hour hair character cycle?

(43:29):
Why can't you give me any easy one. You give up,
I give up Jim Carrey, Harry Carrey, Yeah, damn it, Jim.
Twenty four hour Fitness is Jim Jim Carrey. This is
another celebrity Bombay Dodge speak, Uh, Gordon, what's the chef Ramsey? Yep, yep,

(43:58):
go there you go, Gordon Bombay, Yeah, Dodge ram Speak,
Say there's Bob Bombay. I was like, it can only
be Gordon, ye, which is how they came up with
Gordon Bombay. He was looking at the two liquors that
as he was writing, he was like, what's the name
for this guy? Bombay, Jean Gordon, whatever it was. It
was like, all right, Gordon's fisherman. He was eating fisticks. Yeah,

(44:22):
all right. Do you want to go with your last Yeah?
You want to guess the is it sandwich? It's a
sandwich and surrender tobacco? Surrender tobacco. It's a sandwich. It's
a very good style of sandwich. Also, I guess just

(44:45):
not styles, just spark, That's what I was guessing.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
No, tobacco is not smoked.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
You can smoke tobacco, you can not this tobacco surrender
tobacco surrender. Do you think of when you think of surrender,
so French, there's something here. It's a French French dip
French dip French. Okay, all right, I almost said surrender skull,

(45:17):
and I was like, that's a little too on the
nose for that one. I would have thought it was
s k U L L, So I would have been no,
I would have enunciated skull still, I would have thought yeah.
I also would have thought that too. That's good. That
was your best one. All right, I have a US
city I like doing these. These are good. Bashful bird

(45:38):
leave Chicago. Yep, he's a shy what's the bird? Bashful?
Is shy? Bird is caw and leave his go. That's
as the bird. He's got four letters and two words

(45:59):
left in After you said bash why I stopped listening
to the almost went timid bird leave. But I was like,
it's the same thing, bashful. It is too much of
agure away. Now this is another US city beach dirt. Carmen,
San Diego, Yep, you just had to say Carmen. Yeah,
I know. But sometimes if you put something it seems easy,

(46:21):
it's like you overthinking. It's like, what could you be?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
I don't remember what the first part was. As soon
as you said Carmen, I was like a sandy.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Beach, dirt sand All right, this is the last one,
and it's a Greek god, a Greek god. Edgar Allen
relief cave, Apollo, No, Edgar Allan, Wait again, Edgar Allen

(46:46):
relief cave so bullpen bullpen relief cave. Oh yeah, no, no, no no.
I was like, that's not a Greek god. Po. I
don't like Greek gods. Let's start with the name pore.
You do Poseidon yep? Oh, Poseidon yep, yep relief pen

(47:12):
relief ca definitely sounds like but sigh. And then yeah,
Ben Edgar Allen, Poe relief, Si cave den okay I
oh yeah, yeah, that was fine. Those were Robert. As
soon as I thought Apolo, I couldn't think of any
other gods besides Zeus. I hope you enjoyed this Robert
FEELINX segment. Everybody, and just remember life's too short to

(47:34):
not do the Robert feelings.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Maybe send us some categories. We'll try and reverse engineer
some shit out of that.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Send us some sandwich cat.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
I was thinking about sandwiches, so I got a lot of.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah, that would be really funny if like your entire
every week it's just every week, it's just you have
one theme though, it's just like it's only you have
twelve of them, but you have one theme, not a
bad idea, blue things, what my balls. Let's move on
to the Comeback Kids segment, where we tell you what's

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It's the comeback Kid, the comeback kid of the week,
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(50:38):
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Speaker 3 (50:42):
It is, but falls back. It was already back. Like
I understand that the day just happened. But when football
starts its fall, that's yeah, like they just need to
change that. Like the rest of the world will get
in line.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, like, oh no, American football, but we don't. Yeah,
shut up, just shut up. It's just recognize it. We
won all the wars, so yeah, fall fall as the
fishy back and it's just funny. Say it's fall y'all.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
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Speaker 1 (51:15):
Life's too short to not get the pumpkins spice.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Get ready for brown boots and vests, sweatshirts. Get ready
for all girls to start looking like Han Solo here
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Speaker 1 (51:26):
Oh yeah, best season, Yeah that's coming up. And then
the un long brimmed hats. Oh ladies, that's coming back.
So excited. Dudes looking like they're in the Lumineers, Cozy
Weatherford and Sons hoodies. Yeah, yeah, fall y'all, it's back.

(51:52):
It's not spooky season though yet a lot of people
seem to think it's spooky seas and it is not
still spooky season yet. Hockey, he's coming back. Reds gonna
be good. I'm saying, it's just there here now they're there,
are gonna be good. They're gonna be funding.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
We're gonna make a lot of money better than the
Red Wings're sood.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Alexo was talking to me, he was like, do you
get what's your hockey team? Who shared it? For? Like
the you should absolutely for the We're gonna get to
do underdog hockey bets. The underdog hockey, pick them entries,
pick thems, pick them entrees, sleep that out. We're not
allowed to say that I'm dumb. It's part of the
part of the agreement. That's why I got the endorsement,
and that's why I don't talk to that is going

(52:35):
to say the wrong thing.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
It's the same rules every week. Can't remember them.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Yeah, it's all good, it's all good. But yeah, falls back.
It's not spooky season though, not spooky season, Spooky season.
October first, you can get the decorations up. I don't
care if you have decorations. It's not my business if
you put the decorations up. But it was kind of
crazy if you started, like September first you had decorations up.
That's kind of weird. Yeah, quit skipping things skipping well,

(53:01):
they wouldn't. Yeah, yeah, I mean, but you can still
have a folloween before wait, never mind, Yeah, I'd mix
it up with because everyone goes from Spooky Season at Christmas.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
I'm like, no, no, no, no, but yeah, shadow falls.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
The Turkey, Shadow Turkey. It's getting there, it's getting here,
all right. Also back this week is that September song
from Earth Wind and Fire, Because do you remember twenty.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
September and you miss listen. That's ten million times in
my life. Don't know any of the words.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Well, otember. It was September twenty first, so it was
the twenty first night of September, and everybody made the
memes about it, and I was like, fuck, yeah, it's
that night.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Is just a clear September twenty first, earth wind and
fire day?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Why is it not? And like everything has a day.
There's like the the Green Day Guy, wake me up
when September ends, Like that's always a thing. Whore like
yo go, I'll wake up Green Day Guy, and it's
like good good. I'm like, this is a timely meme.
I like memes. They're timely. Why is there not a hey,
fuck faces, it's this twenty first night of September. There
were some memes I saw, but like there should be

(54:07):
regular ones that get shared every year around that time.
It's another beautiful thing about getting older, Like I remember
non misinformation memes that is because that was very informational.
I remember years.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Ago getting sick of those memes, like god, it's every year.
And now I'm like I'm just comfortable, like I'm comforted
knowing that I'm going to see that meme again soon.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I know that meme. Yeah, that's the Green Day one.
There he is, somebody's going work that guy up Oka.
There he is. Every time it's Billy Joe. Yeah, I
get up, dude, September over.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
I like the same things over and over until I die. Yeah,
that's good for me.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
I do too. But shout out to that song because
it's like and it's a banger. If you like name
like ten awesome songs, I'm probably not gonna put that
in it. But if you put September from Earth Wind
and Viral on, I'm gonna fucking bop my head to
it because it rocks.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
It's one of those songs no matter when you hear,
it's just puts you in a good mood.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It's a cool in the gang.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Dun't dun't du do you and you're just like, this
is all it's like that dude put steel drums in
that song.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Oh dude, we'd get flagged. I just want to be liked.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
But all I do is just like, insert an instrument
that doesn't normally fit into a song into a song
and press play and.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
It'd be very easy. Just think saxophone and steel drums
always play.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
What's the what's the sexy saxophone song? Careless whisper? Dude,
Let's put some stee drums and careless whisper. Yeah, probably
would rock be fucking sexy and island. At the same time, I.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Love it Shout Out to Earth when a Fire because
that song still rocks. Also back this week, baseball champagne
celebrations is just getting doused. Just everybody's celebrating, And I'm
okay with these celebrations that we have right now. What
I'm not about to be okay with is the wild
card round of the division around those Also, I think

(55:56):
poopy pants Alexes, I think you should sell lebrate getting
to the postseason because it's a long season. Very cool.
You win a three game series, you shouldn't celebrate with champagne. Again,
that's moving on. You win the divisional series, you shouldn't
celebrate with champagne. You should celebrate and be like fuck yeah,
we're moving on. You win the league series to go,

(56:18):
you win the Pennant, absolutely crack the champagne, spray it everywhere, dude.
You win the World Series one hundred percent, But in theory,
you should have only three champagne celebrations. Like from the
time you clinch, you clinch, Yes, celebrate the next two rounds.
That's just work. That's just work, dad. It's a long season.

(56:39):
You got to celebrate the victories, man, you do celebrate
those like right now, this is the time to do
it when you clinch the postseason. See, this is just.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Like your your your poopy brain Yankee fan coming out
like a clock.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
You've been most teams haven't been there before, all right,
well a very long time, and this where they should
do that. But I know, no, don't because I will
not care about the Yankees unless they are in the
ALCS this year.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I have like they because you have that expected level
of greatness. It's overinflated the Yankees. Aren't the Yankees that.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Because I know what's going to happen. It's the opposite
of the So you should be enjoying that you make
it past because a lot of times you don't make
it past. Around.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
Just be happy you're not going to face the Ashos
in the first round.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
We would face them in the ALCS, which is when
i'd pick. All right, I'm in. I mean, I'll watch
all the games, but I have removed myself emotionally so
far from the Yankees, where I just laugh at it now,
like okay.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
That's where my all my Cowboys friends are, which like
I mean, they both haven't been good in the same
amount of time.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
That was how I was. Actually not true, not.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
True, Well that's not true. No, the Yankees have one
more time two thousand nine and they won. Yeah, you
can find Years on DVD.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
I can, I could download it, download it. But yeah,
that was like speaking of like just laughing at stuff
like That's how I was. The Giants game on Sunday,
they fumbled the opening kickoff, that was the Browns recovered it.
The first offensive play the Browns had was a touchdown pass,

(58:07):
and so I was like, god, fucking damn it, dude,
like this is it, Like this is gonna be and
this is like eight seconds into the game. We're doing
this okay. And then the Giants got the ball back
Daniel Jones through an interception. They went for six the
other way. The Browns did an entire like twenty person
choreographed celebration in the end zone and there was a

(58:29):
flag on the field the whole time, and then they
took the flag back. They took away the interception and
the Giants score a touchdown tied the game, and they
never really looked back after that. But I was like,
my god, I was gonna just jump. I was just like,
I not doing this.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
How many Giants fans do you think after that fumble
and they scored a touchdown?

Speaker 1 (58:49):
Me?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
How many just turned it off the game? A lot
and then a lot and then like after the game
they like check scores.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
They just went It was the Homer wows or the
Grandpa Simpson meme where he goes in grabs this, he
put his hat down, goes in, turns around, grab his hat,
walk back out, and I was like, all right, just
watched Red Zone today. I tweeted that, and then it
was like, fucking can't. I can't turn it off. I
can't turn it off. Just keep it up here. I'll
turn the sound up on red Zone also, and then
they may be very happy.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
But and then how many more people do you think
like stuck around through that? But then the pick six happened,
so I'm celebrating. I was like I'm done and turned
it off. But then a couple hours later you look
at your phone like, wait, we won?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah, yeah, it turns out relying on a sexual assaulter
or alleged sexual assault as your as your go to
guy in crucial moments, maybe they're not the best people
no football wise or not football wise, basically in everything. Yeah,
I got. I got. It's funny how.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
The Browns went from like an underdog that everyone's were
like rooting for because of the Browns, they've been bad forever,
and then they brought to Shawn and everyone was like, yeah,
fuck you guys again.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
I'm not allowed to post on uh NFL reddit for
a week now. I don't ever post an NFL Reddit,
But I made it with Deshaun Watson's say girlfriend posted
a picture of him kissing her on the sideline for
the game, and so I saw that screenshot at and
they just made it into a meme where you can
on our page. You can see it on our page.

(01:00:12):
But it's this is kind of it, but it's Deshaun
Watson kissing his girlfriend, and over his girlfriend, I just
put getting sack date times and sexually assaulting a bunch
of women. And that's what he's kissing because that's what
Deshaun Watson likes. That's that is what he's what he
likes because he got sack date times and he allegedly
sexually assaulted a lot of women. He's so bad now

(01:00:32):
it's very happy. It's Giants looked very good and the
Browns defense has like second third best defense in the
NFL and Giants pretty good against it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Like, I don't think we've seen a player yet nose
dive in ability after a contract so hard since Albert Haynesworth.
So he got paid and was like, I don't care anymore. Yeah,
I'm not even going to try.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I just get to show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
He gets to show up everything because they're going to
bench him. He makes too much money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
They've got Jamis sitting right there. You know the team
would play so hard for Jamis. They probably want to.
They can't because they paid on a billion dollars, but yeah,
guaranteed that fucking I don't know how they got to
that from baseball, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Saw, Speaking of baseball, though, I did see the craziest
fan theory of all time. It was a Red Sox
fan and they're so beaten down right now, Like the
whole fan base hates ownership because which is crazy? How
good Ashos or not Ashos? Red Sox ownership was in
the early two thousands and then into the teams and
then they just gave up.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
They gave away mookie bets, they gave us, they bought
the soccer team, and they realized they can do this
soccer method where like Liverpool knows people are gonna go
to Liverpool games, Liverpool actually tries, but like Manchester United
for a long time, people are like, they're gonna go
to Old Trafford, which is the stadium they play in,
which is historic. People are gonna sell out that they
don't care like you just get people. You're gonna sell

(01:02:01):
it every game. That's what we're doing, and it's it's
kind of like with the Texans owners. I'm not saying
the Texans owners are doing this now, but I feel
like for a while, I felt that the Texans were
doing this where they just weren't really investing in anybody
seriously because they were like, well, people know that they
were still hurt by the oilers leaving. They're gonna buy
a ticket to every single fucking Texans game, even if
their dog shit. And now the Texans are good again
because because the Sun realized like, hey, let's not be

(01:02:25):
that way. That's not the way to run an organization.
I think the Red Sox are like, we're gonna get
every away fan is gonna come to a game here,
Benway is going to be selling well all year round.
Who gives a shit?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
So the I love that for them because like, growing up,
my dad always told me the only thing better than
a Red Sox win is a Yankees loss. That's just
how you think growing up as a Red Sox fan.
And this guy online it said the Red Sox ownership
is complacent because the Yankees have not done anything in
so long. She was like, I think we need the
Yankees to win the World Series so the Red Sox
will try again. I was like, that is the most batshit,

(01:02:58):
Like how beaten down as a fan? Do you have
to get to root for your most Like I don't
care how bad the Packers ever get. I will never
in a million years think but if the Bears win
a Super Bowl, the Packers will get better.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yeah, it was insane, and I think he needs his
fandom revoked because like, yeah, you're still beating down. You're like,
how do you get to that point? It's because as
a Boston fan, he's got like so many other changes.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
You get lost, get lost in that thought though you're
just like, this is the one way I can get
around it, the one way I can it makes sense.
You have to make it make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
I guess I can't contemplate it because of just.

Speaker 1 (01:03:34):
Like teams, I'm so much bad. Your other team was good, yeah,
you always so. That always word for me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
When the Ashos were taking the Red Sox were good.
Now the Astros are also in the Red Sox. But
even in like football, I've had the Packers in my
whole life. They've been a well run organization. I've always
so I've never been in like the deep dark place
where like my only team is just horrible and my
life fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
That makes you appreciate it more and it's really like, well,
your team has actually been your team's been pretty like.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Whi's been like six years for the Red Sox, not even.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
They wanted winners. The Ashes first title seventeen so they
won eighteen So six years. Yeah, this guy just six
years of not winning a championship. His life is falling apart,
Alex Cora problem. It's not him, it's ownership. But it's
fight you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
John Henry.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
He's rich so rich, so rich.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
The second Fenway Sports Group was founded.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Was like, yeah, yeah, but yeah, baseball champagne celebration this season.
I'm fine with the You should sell thet an F
one team. That's notty bitch. Oh yeah, he probably would
love an F one. He'd fit him so well and
fucking love an F one. Fuck are fans right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Like you think F one owners like look down on
the F one fans, they.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Probably do, But the F one fans are also equally
as rich, so they're like looking down the owners. Anyways,
they're equally looking down one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
You only have one hundred million, You can't afford a
team of your own.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Look loser, John Henry. Life's too short by the F
one team, by the team.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
You should look at John Henry the way that I
look at Jerry Jones, or you also look at Jerry
Jones like I hope you have the team forever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I was awful at your job. Not to brag, but
I was doing my Giants. In my Giants Rush podcast
that I'm part of, we had former Giant Justin pw
On talk about the offensive line looking good, and we
were talking about Jerry Jones or whatever, and I was like, man,
I hope that guy never dies, and like I said that, like,
I just like through that. I said that as like
a throwing conversation. He's like me too, Man, me too,

(01:05:28):
and I was like, fuck yeah, Like an actual NFL
player was like, would also like him to not ever,
Like I hope he's like, God save him, Please protect
him at all costs, and he was like, I think
his son's pretty smart though. I was like, bet daddy's
not giving up the keys of the castle ever. Let
Daddy keep the keys. Let Daddy keep the keys, like
he's gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
He'll probably be working till the day he dies, and
I hope he's gonna bedridden and be like, I'm not
giving up my responsibility.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
I hope he lives to a thousand. I really do
probably well out. I mean that with all of my heart.
Jerry Jones, life's too short. Do the thing. Live live
as long as you can. I think.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Actually, if he ever gets to the age where his
doctor's like, you can't consume alcohol anymore, at that point,
he'll probably all right, I'm giving up. I can't take
the stress of this team without booze, and Jerry loves
to booze.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
He does kind of a bro that way and talk
about penises. Yeah, but who doesn't do that with the boys. Yeah,
it's true, Robert, did you see that by you don't
watch at Jerry Jones Jamie Fox videos. He was he
was talking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
He was talking about Deuce Vaughn, who's like this really
short running back.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Jamie Fox is like watching a practice with him, and
you can see like the he like has his camera
up and Jamie Fox isn't talking to Jerry Jones. Jerry
Jones is talking to somebody in like the background, and
he's like and he has an eight inch penis. He's like,
he's five to five with an eight point five penis,
And okay, weird stat talking about Dix with the Boys
man not talking about his forty thoul and but yeah,

(01:06:55):
that's what I was also wondering how big was penis?
That's what I usually want with NFL players, And that
made me think his dad works for the Cowboys. Is
there any like situation where like his dad's in the
locker room and you just see your grown man's son
walk through and you see his dick. That's gotta be weird.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Does he just like not go in the locker room
his dad, Like, I don't know if he's got like
a coach or if he's like front off. I think
he's like Lebron and Bronnie like they're just like yeah,
like you're gonna see your dad's peepee and you're an adult.
That's not cool anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
I don't know. It's just locker room stuff, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Man DIDs Like what imagine somebody wants off the Lakers
and Lebron hasn't demanded him be traded yet, and just
in the locker room, he's like, dude, your son's got
bigger dick than you. Next day traded.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
Fuck yeah, that'd be a quick way out. That'd be
a quick way out. But yeah, baseball celebrations. Shout at
them right now, shout at them. Don't do them the
next rounds please they will. I know they don't care
about me. Celebrate still gonna do it, But like, doesn't
it seem like it's redundant, Like it doesn't like it
seems special when you have like achieved something, and you've
definitely achieved winning a round, But it's like how the
playoffs work.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Dude, Yeah, but like what if you're the Diamondbacks, You're
not there very often.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
They fucking made it to the World Series life. They
should have celebrated the three times I said they didn't
need to celebrate five times.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
They But when was the last time there before that?
Luis Gonzales and it had been quite a while that
fan bases just enjoy shit?

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Dude, I hate it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Are you also the guy that gets mad at students
for rushing the field in a game that wasn't that big.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
No, I think that that's cool. I just think that
it's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Those fans are allowed to enjoy it. But these fans
are not allowed to enjoy things.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
They're not the ones enjoying it. It's the players. It's like, dude,
you already celebrated like a week ago a fan, like
if you clinch anything, absolutely fucking pop bottles. Do you're
a fan? You can fucking do this. You pay all
of your money. They get paid millions of dollars. They
should chill out for.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Exec Here's something we're missing with this though, and I've
never gotten to do it. It looks so much fun
it does, with the popping bottles and just sprang everything.
I would do that every chance I've like, I'm given
to do that can we.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Just like buy goggles like ski goggles for the three
of us and just pop a couple of champagne bottles.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Well, we can't spray Robert with champagn.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Robert, would you let us spray you with champagne? This
is a Josh Hamilton's situation. He'd be like, it'll soak
into my sparkling, sparkling grape juice. What about that? Yeah,
we have like a quick one with him, like they
did with Josh Hamilton, Like okay, now leave the on
you for a second. Hey, Josh, don't get it looks sick.

(01:09:18):
Come on, Robert. I don't know. Part of me does
think it was cool, but also like you're what all
over and sticky. That's honestly what a punishment if we
ever bet anything. I was celebrating with the boys if
Robert lost a bet and that was his punishment. Like
at our next live event, like at the end of it,
you get to put the goggles on and then like

(01:09:38):
we get like four gravy gag members with bottles of
sparkling cider to just fucking spray Robert and he's like, fuck,
this is the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Remember how great the moment was when they're all celebrating
and they're doing the interview and someone walked up behind
Bregnant was like.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
We need to get a wheelbarrow for this man of nuts.
That's the greatest fucking celebration. Whatever. Yeah, you do get
some pretty epic moments from a stout shot at Steve Sparks.
Just let us say cleboration's happened, mant you sin alumni.
Let guys be dudes, Hey, Life Short, Let guys be dudes.
Pop the bottles, all right, pop that champagne, guys, ladies,

(01:10:12):
Life Short, pop that pussy. I'm gonna I'm gonna start
to saying I'm already broke in my brain to just
hit you by the end of the week. Stop. You
can't just say life short and then insert whatever you
wanted to change that. Typer also back this week, Maleaks, Hey, Buddy, Bromleaks. Bro,

(01:10:37):
They're back very much. So. We even warned you guys
about this last week. We're like, oh, your Malik's starting, Hey,
guess what, My Malik's also playing pretty well, and then
both Maliks scored yesterday or last week.

Speaker 3 (01:10:49):
Bro, I'm not scared, Like, of course, okay, I was
gonna say I'm not scared of my quarterback going down anymore.
I still am, but like when he went down and
I was like, we got probably four weeks without we
need to try and wait. Squeak out one win, back
to back wins, yep, undefeated, undefeated with quarterback controversy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
No, okay, just ask because you got to remember, Jordan
just got paid. True, the paid guy always plays, but
you can trade him any thing. How much money you
save on my cap. This isn't an RG three in
Kirk Cousins situation where we don't know. I was just
asking questions. So I feel like for the time being,

(01:11:27):
if Jordan Love doesn't play this week, which he may
but may not, I feel like he's not going to
We need to start just having a Molik of the week,
which we will decide on like Sunday night or Monday
night based on when they played, and we just picked
who was the better molik that week, and then that
is the Molik of the week, just because it rhymes
in it sounds cool and by by by doing that,

(01:11:47):
I mean we will post a graphic like once a
week and it's just like winner of Malik of the Week.
Malik so Neighbors, Malik Willis, who was it that? Because
this week was a tough one, So yeah, I have
to stand Malik balled out, But Malik also had a
really right yeah. I mean, you got Malik or Malik
Robert like a lot of consideration. I think I'm gonna
have to go with Malik in your face, due is

(01:12:10):
gonna think. No, it actually was a tough one because
will Is bald out. But like that touchdown catch when
he was spinning around, that was one of the six
catches I've seen years. I would die for Elak Neighbors.
I would die for Elike Neighbors.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Should you trade him now while this talk is hot? No, dude,
you know he's quarterback. You're still rebuilding. Though his quarterback.
You need a lot of picks to rebuild. Maybe you
should trade I'm just saying five first round picks. You
traded him to the Packers five first round picks, so
double Malik though Elik to Malik, that would be the
world will explode. Then you have to trade Jordan Love
for Molik Neighbors in five first round picks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
No, you're not getting okay, I'm just strong ideas. We
got one more week of Malik. Well, that's going to
really ruin all the week segment. I think your Milik's
going to win this week because the Vikings defense is
really really fucking good and I'm scared of ship this time. Yeah,
I'm very scared. Well to recap last week's Malik of
a Week, Malik Willis of the Packers two hundred two

(01:13:09):
yards passing, one touchdown, no interceptions. He also ran for
a touchdown in seventy three yards. Pretty solid outing, Pretty
solid outings. Molik Neighbors of the Giants wide receiver, eight catches,
seventy eight yards, two touchdowns, one of them was really
fucking sick. And then he also ripped the ball away
from a defender that was an interception and then caught it.

(01:13:31):
And then he also swatted away what would have been
an interception. And then he had a pass that was
thrown away because he's smart, not just trying to throw
the ball just to throw the ball. And he had
two rushes for first downs. So with that, Robert, you
gotta go Malik or Malik with all the information now
that you're educated, Yeah, after even more careful consideration, I

(01:13:54):
think I'm gonna have to go Malika.

Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
He went, well, guy had passing and rushing. You had
receiving and rushing and defensive statue. That's three categories right there.
You're Malik wins congratulations on the of the week stakes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Man. You know it was a it was a fucking
pretty even battle, pretty even battles neck and neck right there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
That was like, I wish we were playing you this week,
no elak versus Leaku. Dude, we don't need the negative
Malik exaleek.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
We could make like you are to stay at Robert,
like you don't watch football, but like Pat and I
like don't usually text during games, but like Sunday, the
vibes were very high, very high, very high, and I
was like, dude, my league's look are good. He was like,
did you fucking look at that catch? Look at that catch?
And like he's replying to mine, we're just gassing each
other up. I was like, fuck yeah, Because what was

(01:14:41):
the I said? There was? There was some ing tide
raises all boats, Robert, What was the stat that I say?

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Uh, it is fun when both like because it's fun
like when it seems not doing good sometimes it's fun
to need on a little bit. I really don't do
it anymore. But when we're both doing well, it's fun
to voice yeah, dude, yeah, it looks so good. Dude,
I'm having fun or you have fun. I'm having so
much fun right now?

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Where did I say? What doesn't matter? I guess is it?
We're not Saturday.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
We're gonna be a little contentious though.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
The quarterback comparison graphic before being on the on the
being on the screen before that pick six was absolutely diabolical,
and they were just showing the two quarterbacks throughout the gay.
They're showing uh, Will Levis of the Titans and Malik Willis,
and they were like this many passes, as many completions,
this many interceptions this, And as they're showing that, they're like, okay,
Malik Willis is obviously better than Will Levis throws an

(01:15:31):
interception right as the graphic fades away. As that was
just mean to put that graphic up right before that happened.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Will Ewis is not good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:38):
And Pat's just like, oh, sleeping dragon. Some are saying
he's talking out Alak, but yeah, it was a solid,
solid vibes, solid vibes shout out to Malik's and our
Molik of the Week segment I just want to make
a graphic and just make Molik of the Week and
just one of them, and people are like, I don't care.
Fuck yeah, but graphics are cool. Graphics are cool. Posting
the Giants fan group, they'll love it. No, just pass

(01:16:00):
the gravy just us just like people like, yeah, just
go like it, like the Molik of the Week graphic please.
I've worked very hard on it. Also back this week,
besides Malik's DeMar Hamlin, he's the first guy that was
dead that has intercepted a pass in the NFL now
former dead person Trevor Trevor Lawrence was the first person

(01:16:22):
to ever throw an interception to somebody that was once dead.
Never been done before.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Te law just breaking records. Yeah, why is he not good?
I like I I think I said this. I can't
believe he's got to.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
Cut the hair. You gotta cut the hair at this point.
But the hair is where he had his power. But
like you're at the point in your career where it's like, bro,
the hair's not doing it. Cut the hair. At least
then he's he's focused on football, and you get a
couple of weeks of that and then you can maybe
turn around you, and if you don't, you get two
weeks to just a grace period.

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Like if they don't go on a sick winning streak,
Doug Peterson is fired. Trevor just got paid. He's not
going anywhere, yeah, pretty much, or he'll get traded. So
who do you think is gonna be their head coach
next year? Is it gonna be Bill Belichick or is
it gonna be the Lions offensive.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Coordinator or Mike Rabel. Rabes is still out. I forgot about.
And then Clint Kubiak. I think Clint Kubiak might get
a job too.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
They see, here's here's their problem because I think they
need Rabes because they need that. The team is soft,
they need to be tough. But you need an offensive
coach for your quarterback.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Yeah you do, you do? You need it really bad.
So I don't know. I also don't give a fuck
about Jacksonville football. I think Bill Belichick probably gets the Cowboys.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Yeah, him and Jerry have been flirting for years, But
like that's gonna turn sour quick.

Speaker 1 (01:17:45):
Remember when Bill Parcells went to the Cowboys. How'd that
work out? The original Big Tuna? Yeah, how'd that work?
Because it's Jerry Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
That's the thing, Like I I don't want it to
happen because I like Bill Belichick and fuck Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah, greatest coach of all the time. But the second
he goes the guy doesn't have Brady can't win with that.
Brady can't wait with he can't win with that. Brady.
I wish he could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
It would be so oft because you know him and
Jerry Jones are gonna start fighting overpower.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I can't wait. It's gonna be ahow, It's gonna be awesome.
So shout out to DeMar Hamlon. That's how we got
to this. Demor Hamlon also back wn b A playoffs started, baby,
and honestly, they could not have picked a better time
to start the playoffs than right at noon on an

(01:18:30):
NFL Sunday early in the season. Say there's nothing competing
with your your your content at all, as long as
they don't play on the weekend, which they will, which
they started on. Now it's like tonight, I'm going home.
I'm watching Kaylon Clark. I see, I'm not watching Yankees
and Kadin Clark simultaneous. So to the hashtag girl dad
dude to get in.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
I saw a thing today, like the price for a
ticket to her first w NBA playoff game is more
than the combined ticket price of every w NBA Finals
game last year.

Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
That's hilarious. But they're they're also expanding the w NBA.
They've got like a Portland expansion. You have more teams
that don't make money. And then I saw Tillman Fatiita
might want to bring the comments back because if there's
anything that shows that your your brand is working, it's
when you win four straight titles and then still have
to go out of business because you couldn't sell tickets,

(01:19:26):
But you will now be able to sell tickets being
like Kaitlin Clark will come here six times a year,
So maybe that's what that is. You just like, we
gotta make money six times a year. Don't don't do
it to the men my hockey team. Hockey team, Yeah, hockey,
to the hockey team. How shout out women, Shout out women.
I love the w NBA because I've watched so much
this year and I've gambled on them even more.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
We get a hockey team, and then in a few
years because their league has expanded.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Women's women's hockey. YEP, allies, allies.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
I love watching women's hockey. Women's hockey is dope.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
I also love watching women's hockey totally. There's also this
chick that I follow on Instagram. She used to play
big boobs. She's very athletic, very talented. Bit boobs. Shout
wnba though, and then fuck whoever gave Caitlyn Clark a
black eye? That's not cool. We don't do that, say
stay for We don't hit women, not even women. All right, yeah,

(01:20:22):
women shouldn't hit women, but their life's too short to
hit another woman. Okay, girls, we don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Ladies, unless they're pissing you off, then fucking hit them.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Not very demure, not very demure. Last thing we got
is uh what you put here? Auctions? Auctions are back.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
So the guy that caught show hee Otani's fifty with
home run, so first ever fifty fifty seasons, by the way,
shout out show. Hey grats bud, you're gonna lose in
the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
He a little bitch. Well is it like kind of
crazy that he's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Gonna get generational wealth for catching the ball?

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Well? No, like what I was thinking. You talking about
conspiracy theory with the red soie that your friend had.
My conspiracy theory is that the MLB was like, fuck,
show Hey's a gambler. Look, we're gonna make all this
go away, and then we're also gonna give you a
fifty to fifty season. We're just gonna let you steal
all the bases. And then he made everybody let him
steal the bases. The MLBS like, we will fucking shoot

(01:21:18):
you if you pick him off, and so all the
pitchers just let him take the base. See.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
The only way that would make sense, though, is if
man fraud had made him go to the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
No, because the Dodger Dodger just Yankees West. Yeah, but
they're not the Yankees and that's all man Frod cares about,
but the Yankees West, which is really what he cares about. Yeah,
he does want the big market, but the Dodgers to
be get so bad. No, I think show Hey is
just a freak. Are we just gonna pretend that he
didn't gamble on baseball though? Like that's crazy that we
just don't talk about it. It's tarty, oh no, wet

(01:21:48):
to escape goat. Yeah, but like we had we had
a guy. No, it was it was the other guy
alleged gambler show, Hey Otani, fifty to fifty season. Who wouldn't,
I mean, who would notice fifty million dollars missing from
their bank account? Oversight to Havelf, I thought when it
said fifty to fifty season, I thought I was like, oh,
he was five hundred gambling. I didn't realized he meant
fifty home runs fifty Still, I thought that was crazy. Yeah,

(01:22:10):
I was like, he's still gambled. Yeah, I loves gambling.
Fack on it. Like I know, everybody like his sucking
off show. Hey, I'm I'm fine with that. He's he's
very good at baseball, but like, I'm gonna be just anti.
I want he's my Lebron Now fuck you, fuck you dude. No,
I mean he's a Dodger, so yeah, fuck him. Yeah,
he's incredible player. No, No, it's like he's not. It's

(01:22:33):
like he's actually I respect to Kobe, but fuck Kobe.
He was only held up by the league, only being
held up by the league in man fraud and his
insane speed and power. Well no, just because they've they've
they've been character they've threatened everybody. But yeah, fuck your
hey and that auction ball. I hope nobody buys, but
somebody's going to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
But yeah, so the auction ball, uh he he got
it immediately left the stadium. The Dodgers offered him three
hundred thousand dollars and he was like, no, the buy
it now price is four point five million dollars in
the first auction bid will be set at three hundred
thousand or not?

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
What did I say?

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
Five hundred thousand? So that dude's gonna get generational wealth
because he happened to be standing super close to where
the home run went.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
It'd be cool. It's fu incredible. His old translator bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:21):
His old transfer is probably gambling on like over under
is this ball going to sell for three point twenty
five million?

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
Oh yeah, He's like, I'm taking the over baby, shake
buy some money because if there's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Anything I know, overs don't hit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
For you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Maybe yeah, they don't for it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
PTG Picks PG picks.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Everybody auctions Sunday, the auction company that has his like
Golden or something, and they said it's the easiest conscription
they've ever had. The home run was hit on a Thursday.
The guy content contacted them on Friday, and they were like, yeah,
we'll put up your ball.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
Bait. We were gonna, you know, have to beat it
on like Facebook Marketplace.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
I'm surprised he did like a super start like putting
on like them in souther B's like other auction companies
against each other, like who's going to take the lowest
conscription conscription for this, They're like.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Oh, we'll only take ten, We'll take eight. He's like
coming down, so it won't matter. Did he get authenticated
or just people know that well, I think I think
you have to get it authentic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Anytime there's like big ones coming up.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
They put special things like in the ball, like there's
markers in the ball, so like they can check the
seams and be like, yes, this is the ball that
was used in that game. And I'm sure on his
way out there were ushers or whoever. They're like their
job is like finally, guy, it did it, and then
they probably come here with us and then the guy
like authenticates it really fast and they think you just
basically put a sticker on it and then it's like
a signed thing that the authentic. I'm surprised if that
did happen, that he even let them take the ball. No,

(01:24:44):
he was probably holding it like you can. Yes, I
will leave this space with my hand, and if you
try and take it, I'm punching you in the face.
I'll do all the murders. Yeah, I'm gonna ms everybody
so fast and myself. Don't do that. We don't, we don't.
We're don't pro that, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:04):
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Gray Pod. Use the hashtag PTG not cool. That's how
we will sort through them. I forgot to update our
little sheet, but I'm going on Twitter right now. I'm
looking at this. I'm just gonna grab Ashley Buster Healer
Mix on Twitter said that, So if you have it
not cool, you stub your toe. You get run over
by a truck. They're all varying degrees not cool. We're

(01:26:56):
gonna pick some of the best wads that you guys
and gallas submit to us on Twitter at pass grepod
I take PTG not cool. That's how we search for them.
Just you know, three four sentences, Max, try and summarize
it as quickly as you can so you can just
tell it in a quick story. Ashley says her not
cool is that her father in law was using hand
towels and reusable napkins and wiping his mouth, then folding

(01:27:16):
it nicely and putting it back in the drawer, thinking
we wouldn't notice. I fucking love this guy. He's like
a college student. It's not cool, but like I kind
of respect the move. That's a funny move. I mean
I didn't get it all over the whole towels, not room.
I don't even watch the whole thing. I'm just trying
trying to stay lining on some paper towels here, guys,

(01:27:38):
just fold it back over, put it back in. What
are you talking about? I barely even use that. You
use both sides of the towel. How dirty are you?

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
I'm just trying to save you guys money, and now you're.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Yelling at yeah, I'm helping. It's funny. Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Makes you think what other things has he been putting back?

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Yeah, likely use that spoon.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Barely used that toilet paper. It wasn't dry white, I
put it back. Might this lose toiletrop Those the ones
that didn't get anything on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
The cat must have ripped it out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
It's a really good not cool. Actually, I'm gonna end
it on that one because I feel like I see
a bunch of them that may have already been used.
So sorry, if you sitting not cools in this week,
we will double down on not cools next to all right,
you just use the baby excuse. Yeah, I have a baby.
I have a baby. There you go, there you go.
I'm gonna lie to you guys a little trump card. Look,

(01:28:35):
life's too short to not put to put the kid
to bed. Yeah, not LIFs too. Life's too short to
not use your kid as an excuse. Yeah, thinks that's
why you have them that in cheap later. Yeah, that's
why are you still looking forward to day when you
can have your small daughter cleaning out gutters to fuck

(01:28:58):
so sick. So it's say I can't reach, just throw
up on the roof. I'll stand below she falls, I'll
catch her. Did she was fine this week though I
got to do She had to do her first victory
Monday in her life. That was sick. I had to
put her in.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
I saw that post.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
It was beautiful, so fun. She got these little sunglasses.
Looks cool as fuck with them babies and sunglasses. You
made a cute kids. I did well, my wife did.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
She looks You're roughly fifty percent.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Of it, not the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I don't know if you look at the kid, fifty
percent of the creation, not the workload.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
That which makes me nervous that like, the kid looks
like her, So I hope that she's just she's gonna
just get all your anxieties and anger. That's exactly what
she's gonna get. Like, I don't want her to have
that get get her mom stuff like that, an intelligence.
Please um shout out out. I actually know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
I don't want I want her to get your personality. No, dude,
I'm the fist suit.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
A five year old losing her mind over a giant's
game will be the funniest fucking thing ever that we
would be best friends. If she's like as into the
giants is man Jack Deck do always bullshit? I know,
don't don't cuss with her daughter. She was right, she's
not lying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It's like you calm down, but then she becomes a
fan and starts getting you ramped up again. Wheezy's Like
I thought it was done with this so much shouting.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
All right, I'll go first with my not cool this
week because this is a weird thing that happened two
times to me in the last week, all right, two times.
Like so I've been I've been trying to take the
load off with my wife, who went back to work
last week. So I'll cook three nights a week during
the week, and then I kind of take care of
a lot of the meals on the weekend too. But
so I'll go to the store and like pick that

(01:30:39):
night's meal. I don't like doing like the full like
the week for the week where I'm like, Okay, what
am I gonna make tonight? Get this, this, and this,
because a lot of times you already have a bunch
of that stuff. But instead of being like, well, Monday,
in doing this Tuesday, I'm doing this Wednesday because it
is meal prepping but it's not because you start to
make it all. No.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I mean like meal where you make all the meals
at once, and.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
My wife's good at that, but she gets all the
right stuff. I would forget something and then I get mad,
and then I just don't do I'm like, we're ordering
door dash, but I don't want to be that way,
so like I'll just go every every time to do it.
But twice this week when I have gone to the
grocery store, as I'm like putting stuff on the conveyor belt,
I've had somebody just like put the little divider down,
like right at the end of where I just put

(01:31:21):
my shit, not like leaving any space, like all right,
here's here's a box of sodas, rosemary, garlic, like onions
and stuff. And then just like I have a half
a cart still left. What do you And the first
time I just kind of looked at this lady. It
was like she was older, but she it was very
hard that she like slammed it down like it made

(01:31:42):
a pretty loud sound. I was just like I kind
of looked backer and then just shoved it all the
way back to the edge of it and then just
kept putting my stuff there, didn't say anything, just went
right back to my business. And then this other lady
did it yesterday and I was like, oh, I'm not
done yet, and she was like, oh, oh, I couldn't tell.
And I was like you, but you could, like I'm

(01:32:03):
reaching in my cart, Like I'm right, I'm literally in
front of you with my hand in my cart and
there's things in it. I was just gonna steal the
rest of these year, I gotcha, trying to help you out, dude.
Maybe that's what she was, but no, I don't think so.
I was just like I've never once ever put the
thing down until I was on hudred percent sure that

(01:32:25):
somebody was done. And yeah, stacking their groceries, that's wild,
like Jenga it up into the air. I should have
done that, Like, oh, this is all the room. I get.
I hope it doesn't fall right and it just falls
all on her. So she's got all that, that's all yours.
Now you have to pay for it. I get it, though.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Yeah, oh great, my sodas fell off the top and
now half of them are open inside the pack.

Speaker 1 (01:32:47):
It's like not that big of a of a deal.
It's just situational work. But it's like you you had
to see me still like putting stuff from my cart
onto there, and you put it right behind the very
last thing. If you left maybe a little bit of
a gap. Okay, I'm not even gonna be mad about that.
You'd be annoyed, like I, I wait, Yeah, if there's

(01:33:08):
still a plenty of room, you put the stick at
the end of the conveyor belt like where it starts
for you, and then just like leave them the rest
of the room. And if they're like, hey, I'm not
done yet, maybe that plays. But yeah, I've never ever
had an issue where like somebody's like, hey, I still
got to put my stuff here, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
Lack of situational awareness is one of the biggest problems.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
But twice that was really I was like the first
time is like weird countries? What the fuck is this?
What the fuck's going on? Hell? Is this kind of world?
Is this? Life's too short? Yeah, life's too short. We
need to beaming things down and trying to cut off
other people's dividers.

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
People are trying to divide our meals. We need to
come together. Okay, that's my Kamala impression. I have a
coconut tree.

Speaker 1 (01:33:56):
Learning I still loading groceries over here. You look like
a coconut tree. Check. Your bigger than a coconut tree.
Your head looks like a I hope you would shoot
a coconut better. You can shoot the best bull check.
I just hope that big a coconut. Don't need you
shoot no free throw. Check. You're so big you need
a whole conveyor. Belty yourself for forty five minutes. I

(01:34:17):
don't know about to smack you with a convey though
you're about to get the bill. I do love that
every now and then we'll just get back into those.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
It's that in Robert Feelin's. It's like my favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Yeah, but yeah that's mine. Not cool. Don't put the
fucking divider down before the other person's done.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Uh, I got some a dumb one. I'm a nail bier,
always have been. Can't stop same. Uh got my pinky
real short yesterday? Oh yeah, it's like literally it's like
half at the nail is half was it like hangnail
kind of thing eaving it out? As I started to
pull it, I was like, oh that's real low. Yeah,
like it was shockingly doesn't hurt though, and this is

(01:34:55):
like it's at the level where that should.

Speaker 1 (01:34:57):
Be in pain and if it does, it'll go away
in like a day. Yeah, but I was just instantly
I was like, this, this is gonna suck. It actually
hadn't really sucked yet, but it's just like, dude, be
an adult. Stop chewing your fingernails. Can't Rardi chief you nails?
Absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
No, he's yeah, he's like, that's discussing in his mind.
He's like, that's disgusting. Your hands are touching things all
the time. Maybe it's why I never.

Speaker 1 (01:35:18):
Get sick if I have clippers. Maybe, yeah, because I'm
fucking gross. So there's just dirt under your finger.

Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
I have all of the jernks do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
When I was a little kid and I was flexible,
I fucking get after them tonails from time to time. Yeah. Yeah,
it's so gross. It's pretty good gross. Sh I absolutely
did the same thing. Yeah, just bite the tone. My
mom's like, what are you doing? Stop that? Well, but
you always have nail clippers on you and you're like,
all right, I'm fucking yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Like every Hills has nail clippers.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
I keep them next to me where I sit on
my couch and watch my games, and then I'll catch
myself just like biting my finger else, which like, actually,
I guess that's a good thing because I only use
those on my toes, So like I guest, I shouldn't
be using them on my fingers because then I'm just
gonna bite them after and then I'm getting toe jam.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Yeah that's gross. One more immunity.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
Yeah, now you look double immunity.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Wife's too short to not bite your toes, bite your toenails.

Speaker 3 (01:36:17):
But see that now, I don't do that now because
I'm fat and I'm not that flexible. I also stopped
it well before that because that's truly disgusting. But that
and then my other not cool that nobody cares about
your fantasy team. Mike Evans is doing real bad this year.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
He's not.

Speaker 3 (01:36:33):
Last week was first bad week. The week before was
not good either.

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
Had a touchdown. No, that was two weeks ago. He
had two touchdowns two weeks ago. I don't know. He's
not doing what I want him to and I lost
because he got me like no points, So I'm sad,
but I want my other. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
No, the week before he had seven point two points.

Speaker 1 (01:36:53):
It's like I had more than that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
He had three catches and two catches in the last
two weeks. And this is a guy that for ten
consecutive years just roll out of that yards you need
him to pick it up.

Speaker 1 (01:37:01):
He'll be fine, he'll be fun. It's gonna it's gonna
come around. But I just I had multiple guys that
were under four points this week on the roster, and
I'm dumb. In both my leagues, I drafted like I've
got like five guys that are on both teams. Not
a strategy you should use, yeah, because if they have
a bad week, it just ruins your entire fantasy week.
Also not cool talking about fantasy when no one cares

(01:37:23):
about a fantasy team. Yeah, but like this is my time.
I have the microphone, so you will listen to every
word I have to say because Alex does not have
the cut.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Button in front of him.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
Robert Shire does, though, which you got what's your not cool?
This week? I also have a finger no way to
think earlier. I think Sunday my backpack has it's a
camera backpack, so it has like shelf dividers. I can
like store different things and rather than it's like additional
backpack that's just a hole. And I was taking my
camera out of my backpack and the divider went underneath

(01:37:58):
my no and cut me and I started bleeding.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Oh so you're basically a Vietnam veteran now, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Exactly service. But I think my main one might be
that I kind of want to see weird Al. Yeah,
I don't. That's not not cool. That's weird, Al is
very awesome. What I think is not cool about it
is that Corey Felderman isn't opening, because that would be
an absolutely killer lineup. He's playing the Woodlands, right, Yeah,

(01:38:25):
Corey Feldman into Al Al Yankovic would be wild.

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
I don't ever want to see Can we Can we
just stop with Corey Feldman?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
No? I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Like, I also heard today that they want to remake
The Goonies, which no, they're not going to don't do it. Okay,
good because I'm like, they're gonna fucking give Corey Felderman
a job.

Speaker 1 (01:38:41):
Stop. Corey Feldman has popped back into my irythm a
little bit. And then also Jojo Siwa did some new
stuff and like, I don't know if it's new music,
but she was on some weird magazine cover and I'm like, fuck,
Jojo was gonna pop back.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
Again, and she's gonna put steel drums in a song
and be like, I'm innovating music. Nobody's ever done this
before because it's steel drums and it's gay.

Speaker 1 (01:39:02):
Who is that dreamcast for my podcast? Maybe get on
my access and spice things up. Oh god, I hate her.
She's just trying. Man, I get it. And it's not
her fault. Her mom try.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
Her mom put her on television when she was six.
It's bad parenting. Look at what you created.

Speaker 1 (01:39:19):
We still loved Miley after her phase and then she
gave a wrecking ball. She rocks now. But Miley, she
was only annoying because it was like poppy, little stupid
music and then people like that like I'm not a
child's But here's the thing. JoJo's not even acting out.
She's just acting like she's acting out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:38):
She's like I put on face paint and I acted
like I was drinking fireball at a concert, but I wasn't.
I'm edgy, and Miley was like I did blow in
a bathroom before I came on stage. Cool, like Miley
was actually looking back. Miley was rock and roller. Jojo
was like the Disney version of Rock and Roll. Well,
Miley was, except it can't be Disney because she's gay,

(01:40:00):
and Disney's mean, okay, say Disney not exactly promote that one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:08):
Well what Star Wars had the first same sex kiss
and Disney one day a year. Disney's like, okay, the
gays can come today, be proud, but only today it's
fucked up. Nobody talks about that. So you you cut
your finger nail? That was, you know, cool, solid dude.

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
He got Vietnam torture under the nail.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Yeah, you're lucky him here.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Yeah, honestly, we're gonna have to sanction his backpack. Yeah yeah,
Or you know what, don't admit defeat to your backpack.
Just withdraw there you go, just withdraw from your backpack.
I have decided I no longer want to be a
part of this backpack.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
Believe all your stuff in it, So everything else in
the backpack can take over and maybe try and conky you.
Maybe part of it on fire. No no, no, I
don't say it off. I leave it all all the
equipment in it. No. I was talking about how we
naple in the country. Oh well, so Robert, how's your
nail doing? Today though better every now and then, like

(01:41:11):
I could do something and I feel a pain underneath.
We should make something, you're warrior, we should make like
a I don't even think the store that we just
would like has anything like that. But it's like like
a patch and it's not a purple heart. It's like
a green rectangle, and it's just like, look, yeah, you
didn't get shot at or anything, but like that sucks,
and that probably really hurt and that didn't feel good,

(01:41:33):
and so you know what, here go, Robert, here's a
green rectangle, and you're like, thanks, man.

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
He always talks about being an eye injury survivor.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
We're in injuries. We're a fingernail trauma survivors. That's what
we are, me and Robert Pond. It's a part of you, right,
it's a part of you being an eye injury survivor.
I didn't ask for that. I'm just a part. It's
part of my life now, Okay. I just live with
it every day, So do you guys with singernails. Life's
too short to not celebrate your little victory, right, Yeah,
Life's too short to not let anybody know that you
were a victim one time. Okay, and sometimes you have

(01:42:02):
to define your entire life by it. Just talk about
it every day sometimes a lot of the time people
people love it when you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:11):
Yeah, that happened to you, But did you know I'm
also a victimy, I.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
Understand what you're going through is very hard in here.
Let me tell you another terrible story that happened to
me also, So then it seems like I'm one upping you,
but really I'm telling you, I'm trying to help you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
I totally did not listen to your story just so
I can get to I was waiting for you to finish, like,
oh yeah, yeah, sorry, that happened to you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:30):
My thing. So anyways, what I was going to tell
you unrelated. Yeah, that was not cool. Segment hashtag PTG
not cool. Hit us up on Twitter at pass grape Pod.
That's the best way to reach to reach out to us,
and I promise next week we'll do more listener and
viewer not cools. Let's move on to the answers segment
this week. You can email us or you can you

(01:42:52):
can tweet us if you would like to submit some
answers questions. We do the pre comp segment like our
F one driver snobby or F one fans snobby, all
the other awesome pre come questions that we had, like like, hey,
it's life too short to not go to the beach,
to wear the thing, to do the stuff. Our steel
drum is better than regular drums. You can ask us

(01:43:12):
all kinds of stuff like that at Past three Pod.
Use the hashtag ptg answers. That's how we search for
it at Pass three Pod hashtag ptg answers, and then
you can email them to us. Although we check Twitter
a million times more that we check the emails. Email
us past grey Pod at gmail dot com and just
put answers in the subject. That's how we'll be able
to sort through that. But hit up, hit us up

(01:43:33):
on Twitter at past grey Pod hashtag ptg answers. This
is the answer segment. We do.

Speaker 2 (01:43:40):
Just answer the question.

Speaker 4 (01:43:41):
Why do just answer the question? Answer answer, don't thanks
the subject, just answer dot qu question, answer answers, answers
any questions.

Speaker 1 (01:43:59):
All right, first question this week comes to us from
our good buddy josh Tree Coddle at Joshua Tree seven
to one three, and he says, what color is the
word color?

Speaker 3 (01:44:12):
It's like a rainbow, like each letters, different color, that's all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:15):
Wait, okay, no, I think we also have to do
We're gonna do the exercise. I didn't even try this before.
I like the exercise where we just close our eyes
and do it. Now, I would like to do two
exercises with color, because I think we have to do
color the right way, to spell it, the American way,
and then we have to also look at it as
color the stupid British way. Well, the British way you are.

Speaker 3 (01:44:34):
The British way, it's gray because that's just Britain because
they don't have the sun.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Let's try it, all right. This is the American version
of color. C L O R ready blue. I saw blue.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
I see that each each color or each letter is
its own color.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Yeah, I see like game Boy color.

Speaker 3 (01:44:50):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. I couldn't pay.
That's what it is. It's the game Boy color color.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
All right. Now the British version ready c O l
O you are? That's great? I see gray brown. I
thought you're in yellow. Piss out? Ahwi?

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
How do they spell it in friends? Because that one's
probably just a wife.

Speaker 1 (01:45:17):
It's a white flag. Yeah, yeah, friends, you're not gonna
get two French jokes by me this time. Life's too short.
Just say the French. Life's too short. Make fun of
the French. That's great. Keep asking us what color things are, guys,
keep asking us what color things are? I love the
power rankings all the other stuff, but please keep us asking.

(01:45:40):
Please keep asking us what color random words, letters, and
numbers are, because that is my favorite thing to explain
to somebody. What did y'all talk about on the podcast
we did this week? We tried to figure out what
color The word color is by Twitter bio, the world's
foremost authority on color ah and people could be like,
what does he mean there? The colors are chief of color,

(01:46:06):
the cock. I'm the cock, the CC of passing five kids.
This is from Ashley at Buster Healer Mixed Up, her
second time on the podcast. She star the show today.
Life's too short to not be the star of the show.
I'm passed gravy, Ashley, go out there, ask the questions,
tell the not cools, monitor your hears, father in law, monitor,

(01:46:30):
have fun with your file in law. Wipe your face
on the nap again and put it back. Do it.
Life's too short, all right, Ashley says, muffins just naked cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
I want to call them naked because they're filled with stuff.
But topless cupcakes said, muffins do have top. There's no,
it's not top because there's literally the muffin top.

Speaker 1 (01:46:51):
Now, I said their breakfast cupcakes. It's like your muffin
for breakfast, and there's usually sugar on the muffy and
cupcake are dessert muffins.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Yeah, that's it. You nailed that one, right, Yeah, because
like breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Cupcakes, because like a cupcake is typically just like not always,
but the usually it's just shit. Outside of the icing.
It's like, yes, I'm here for the icing and the
cool little like ring pop or whatever you put on
top of it when you were a kid. And then
you get done with the icing, you're like, all right,
it's just bread, just like sweet bread a little bit.

(01:47:28):
But like a muffin, Like my wife makes some dope
ass fucking blueberry muffins that I've been eating for breakfast.
That's the best muffin. It rocks blue as rocks, and
like I'll just like, all right, cool blueberry muffin. Let's
eat one of these and bringing a little little baggy.
It's fucking rocks and it's a cool breakfast And like
I've eaten, I eat muffins for lunch sometimes too, and

(01:47:49):
I don't feel like making anything. But like I would
never have a muffin for dinner. I might have a
cupcake for dinner. I could probably do that. I mean,
I'm not saying I wouldn't ever, but it just feels
like I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:48:01):
Also, not all cupcakes are bullshit after the ice, not
at all, because like my sister will make cupcakes and
put pudding on the inside of.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Them, yeah, or anything anything. Bunt cakes. Those are just
like bunt cupcakes, which is cool. But yeah, I think
that muffins are not naked cupcakes, cupcakes or just dessert
muffins and muffins are also breakfast cupcakes, breakfast cupcakes, Yeah,
more nutrients based cupcakes.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
They're yeah, I mean you get some fruit in there. Yeah,
it's really all it is, unless you know. Also, chocolate
muffins just fucking dopecks.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Yeah, maybe maybe you do chocolate chip and blueberry muffins.
I'm gonna do that'll, bro, You're fucking wild. I'll see
if I can get to do that. Be cool. Hey, babe,
you know how to make those blueberry won't you throw
some choky chips in there? Little life hacks. Little life
hack is, uh, why don't I watch the kid for
a little bit and then if you want to make
some of them muffins and you just suggest what she

(01:48:59):
makes and he's like, okay, like I got the kid,
let's go watch football. It's Saturday. I'll watch the kid.
Were you playing on making some muffins? You want to
make muffins? Okay? All right? Yeah sure, I I want
a muffins so bad. Yeah, yeah, I wish I had
brought some. I'm not gonna lie. This is a fun one.
Ramunda b Navidez at camun to Be on Twitter says,

(01:49:21):
power rank things that people don't care about. This is
a reoccurring thing we do on the show where nobody
cares what your fantasy team. There's a bunch of other
things and uh, he kind of hit a lot of
them on the head. So he says the power rank
the things that people don't care about, and he gives
us your fantasy football team, how your weekend was, what

(01:49:42):
you dreamt about, your vacation pictures, and your astrology sign.
I'll go first. I wanna go first on this. I
think so is Number one, the one that people you
don't care about the least. The number one is what
I most don't care about. Don't care, don't talk to
me about that, don't like it, I don't want to
ever hear about it. Five is like I might not

(01:50:03):
like it, but okay, I can stomach it. So I
put one. Astrology. Fuck that shit, dude. Astrology is just
the most made up, nonsensical whatever. Dude. It's spinning a
wheel and being like, well, you're this way because you're
a claw and the claw is sagutarius, and sagutarius that

(01:50:24):
obviously means you're not open to new changes, and this
was a change. It's like, no, you could just you
could apply a very vague description to anything that happens
and say it's because of this. Astrology is bullshit. Don't
ever talk to me about it. I just know if
you do, I'm tuning out. Number two is dreams. I
don't get a fuck about which dream was. I like,

(01:50:47):
I will listen to my wife's dreams because I love
my wife and she has very detailed dreams and sometimes
they are fun to hear, but no one else And
like the only exception that I still really don't care.
But it's like, yo, dude, I had a crazy like
we were doing this. It's like all right, tight, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:51:02):
I don't know that's how long a dream story should be.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
I think it was. Dan Soder did the best bit
on it, and I don't want to do all of it.
But it was just basically like no one in the
history of the world has ever been like, Yo, Robert
did your fucking Pat's dream last night. He was fucking
Pat dreamt about the fucking crazy. Can't remember it, Like,
don't wake up. Yeah, I don't ever unless it's bad.

(01:51:26):
That was nuts. Wait what was it? Yeah, that's pretty
much what min I. So dreams is two three your
fantasy football team, I don't really care, Like I like
talking fantasy with people sometimes, but it's gotta be like
the right mood, Like I don't want to just be
in the breakroom and have somebody breaking down their fantasy
football team, like I don't care. Well on this team,
I have so and so and so and so. I
need Joe Burrow to do this, But then I have

(01:51:47):
Jamar Chase in another league, and I'm going against Joe Burrow. Hey,
I don't care. I don't care if you like, Hey,
I really like Joe Burder to do well. Got I'm
on a team awesome. That's the only thing I need
to know. I don't need you to break down anything else.
That's it. Fancy team is three. Four is vacation picks.
Sometimes they're cool, but like I tune out after a while.

(01:52:08):
Vacation picks you get maybe three. Yeah, keep it at
three all right? Like, hey, dude, I went to like
I took a picture. Check out this view that. Yeah,
that's cool. This is yeah, this is from our balcony.
This is awesome. This is pretty cool. Huh. It's me
drinking a beer at the bar. It's just me drinking
a beer on the beach. Like, Okay, don't show me
seventy five pictures. I'm not going to look at them. Then.

(01:52:28):
Last is How You Weakened was because some weekends are
kind of cool. And we also had a bit on
this show, and we had an entire seven clid where
You've been So I don't want to step on that.
But sometimes people do fun stuff over the weekend. It's
fun to hear like the crazy Shanning as they got
into so I don't really always mind. Like some people,
I don't give a fuck what you did over the weekend,
But a lot of times I'm down to hear that.
So I went Astrology one, your dreams too, your fancy

(01:52:52):
hoobow team three, vacation picks four, and how you weakened
was five? Who wants to go next? I'll go, uh yeah,
astrology one. Yeah, it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:53:00):
Yep, it's stupid, and you're stupid. If you're talking to
me about astrology, I'm going to make fun of it immediately.
And I'm usually gonna say I'm a like brocc A
lit corn or something. I'll make up.

Speaker 1 (01:53:10):
Ye, just go Harry Potter House, I'm a hufflepuff, I'm
an alcohol arena. Pokemon, Pokemon, That's all I start doing. Yeah, Pokemon,
I'm a mewtwo. I'm a mister jinx So Astrology one.

(01:53:34):
I think vacation pictures too. I don't fucking care. Some
of them are cool, like that's the only thing. Like
I was scuba diving and I saw this shipwreck. Like
my boss, my boss, the radio Wizard. If you listen
to Red Ryan Show, he goes scuba diving sometimes, like
he's like check out this.

Speaker 3 (01:53:51):
It's fun for you fucking sick.

Speaker 1 (01:53:52):
I didn't do it though, Yeah, but if you show
me a couple of cool like shipwreck pictures, like I'm
in on that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:56):
That's a cool island than that. Yeah, I could just
google island.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Hey, dude, there's this. We were in the jungle. We
took a two of the jungle. There was this monkey
came down, got right on my wife's shoulder and that's
fucking cool. That's animal though, right, but it's still vacation. Yeah,
but still I don't give a fuck about your vacation.
I think there's acceptions to it, but I absolutely get
what you're saying. What you dreamt about? Three Like I
I will kind dream.

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
It's got to be a quick one, Like it's gotta
be like, dude, I had this crazy dream.

Speaker 1 (01:54:23):
This happened.

Speaker 3 (01:54:24):
No, but really I don't care about your dreams. That's
the bit, Like the question was what you dreamt about?
Was like, these are my dreams? Don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Like if if you're not a female, I don't care
what you're asked for or someone of the sex that
I'm attracted to. Where you were telling me like, oh
I had a dream about shit, what did we do
in it? That was there was one time that people
want to hear about your dreams. And if your dream
was that you had sex with me, oh what did
we What did we do? Like that's really the only
in my dream? Did we fuck? Then? I don't care? Okay,

(01:54:52):
cool because even if we did in your dream didn't
happen in real life. So I don't care. It'd be
really funny if your boy was like, Dude, I had
a crazy dream last night I fucked you. Well that's
how I was. Dude, were you gentle? I don't know.
It's a dream you kiss me? Didn't feel any of it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:08):
So that's three. That skipson, what I do astrology, vacation,
dreamt about uh weekend in fantasy football?

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
All go? Four?

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Like I have started to notice where this year. In
the past, I've always been pro talking fantasy I'll talk
it and I still will, and.

Speaker 1 (01:55:26):
I talk it with my friends Like Pat, I don't, like,
I'm not gonna talk about fantasy balling a podcast with
you because I think other people don't give a shit,
don't But like I I just despise, like fantasy foball
shows and I'm doing a podcast and people probably despise
this podcast too, And I'm not shitting on people that
are that's their line of work, but like, I just
don't care that. Hey, in most leagues, this guy's available,
Like throw me a list down and look at all

(01:55:46):
the stuff. I like, I look at all the lists.
That's but I'm not watching thirty minutes of a fantasy
will breakdown. I see.

Speaker 3 (01:55:52):
It's like I like talking about it, and what do
you think about this guy this week? But as I've noticed,
like the guys at work this year, they'll be like, dude,
so this is my team, I'll stare at their screen
and not look.

Speaker 1 (01:56:03):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:56:04):
I found it like, oh, I've finally got to the
point where no, I don't care about your fantasy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:08):
I do the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
We're all listening to you talk, so then I can
show you my fantasy. Yeah I'm that guy. Well but
it's the worst guy.

Speaker 1 (01:56:15):
Yo, Dude, would you go Dalton Kincaid or Cole Comet,
like if you're like looking at your tight end like
that's so yeah. I like throwing that out with the
boys before, Hey, what would you.

Speaker 3 (01:56:24):
Take talking about the players not your team? Yes, that's
what it is. And uh, five weeks I don't give
a funk about your weekend, Like, yeah, you'll do cool shit.
I'm I live such a boy that you don't care.
I think it's also because I don't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:56:38):
Else that you're like okay, like of all of them, yeah,
the most okay with Yeah, but like you still don't care.
But I don't care.

Speaker 3 (01:56:45):
But like, okay, you probably did some cool shit. Sometimes
something happens it's cool. Yeah, like it does, Like I
don't like it, but it's whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:56:52):
If Robert went to this party and it started because
it could be interesting, and like, dude, that's crazy. By
the way, how'd that go? I didn't know you didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:57:02):
I think that's part of it, though, because I don't
do anything on the weekend, so I have nothing to
say back to it. Yeah, it's no, there's no for me.
I'll listen to you so then I can talk. I
don't have anything to say, so I just don't want
this conversation to happen. But you probably did have a
pretty cool weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:57:15):
But I didn't go because I had to work in
the morning and so I had to get up early. Okay,
so those was a reasoning, But you also like you
were upset that you didn't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:57:24):
Go see I would be like, you still could have came.
You're not gonna have a hangover, still could be tired.
It's still gonna be tired, Like I don't want to
have the sleepies, all right, Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Would you get that? Uh my number one no surprise
fantasy football team? Yeah, especially you don't like football anyways.
By my care, a friend of mine is always wanted
to be giving to fantasy baseball. And even then I'm like, no,
it's too much. It is worse than fantasy football because
every single day and Nick, no one else really plays
it all that much, and the people that do are
obsessed with it. And if you're half asking it like,

(01:57:55):
it's the worst. Yeah, absolutely not Number two. I'm gonna
go astrology. Yeah. Also, yeah, I don't care about that.
Number three. I will go what you dreamt about. I
will listen to Sam dreams. Sometimes r dreams are interesting.
Now we'll tell each other because usually it's about you. Yeah,
it's like, all right, what else happened? But Emma can
like Emma can recite, like so we went to this

(01:58:16):
place and then we did this, and then I saw
so and so and then you went and did this
was so and so, and then we went here, like
how do you remember like part two? How do you
have a part two? Like? My dream is like I
don't know, somebody was chasing me and I woke up.

Speaker 3 (01:58:30):
Okay, it's girl brain. They're used to it being active
all the time. Yea, dude, brain, it just shuts off.
I don't know, m that was cool?

Speaker 1 (01:58:37):
What was it? Sorry? So dream is two or dream
is three? Just three? Vacation photos four? And then how
your weekend was? Fine? Okay, I feel like vacation photo
you were vacation photos three. But we're all pretty much
the same, and those two are like the most easiest
stomach I guess we can how you wea can? I

(01:59:00):
was like, usually I'm asking how your weekend was. I
don't even ask people. If you just start telling me
how your weekend was, then that might be different. But
like I'll usually ask how was your weekend? Yeah? And
I did, like when we walked in today, Yeah you did.
That was like one of the first things.

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Actually, Like I'll get offended when people have a weekend story.
But did you watch the game? No, dude, I was
at this party on something. The game was on you
weren't watching football on.

Speaker 1 (01:59:24):
The weekend with phone, don't you? You've watched on your phone? No, okay, yeah,
that's a good power ranking. To do something with your
life instead of sitting on your couch all weekend. What's
wrong with you? That might have been maybe maybe my favorite?
That was a really good one. I no, I can't. Yeah,
keep those coming. Let the power rankings all right. It's

(01:59:46):
from Andrew Alderman, who I believe has written in before,
but it's been a minute. Andrew Alderman writes in and says,
which do you like more rocks or soap?

Speaker 3 (01:59:57):
When I was younger, it was definitely rocks, but I
like soap. Now, dude, you louther yourself up with your
I why did you pick this too? Because like, comparing
things that have nothing to do with each other is awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Salem got killed by a rock today. What. Yeah, she
went out for a run and like on her way back,
she was passing like our neighbors front sidewalk because that's
all the space that they have, and they have like
rocks as like landscaping, and the woman out there she
was just like sweeping the rocks into the street and

(02:00:28):
as she did that car drove by and ran over
the rock, and the rock like flung and hit her
in the chest. Oh shit, Yeah, damn got hit right
and got taken out by a rock. Yeah, that would
be a bad way to go. That'd be a bad
way to go exercising. Yeah, that'd be awful, right. That's

(02:00:50):
why I say these colors don't run all right. Yeah,
can't get hit by a rock if you're inside that
as long as you don't live in a glasshouse. So
I'm gonna go with soap. Soap, Yeah, so cool, dude,
soap is cool. Get a pine tar soap. You're like, oh,
this is awesome. Yeah, just like I like having the
Irish spring when the water hits it and just your
whole bathroom smells like Irish spring. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (02:01:15):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:01:15):
I'm just gonna go rock. I'm gonna go Rock's cool
rock because it's gretty. And sometimes you find a cool rock,
arrowhead rocks, arrowheads or just rocks when you're by water
and you find a perfect skipping rock. One, Oh yeah,
rocks are Dope's the question you can only ask dudes.
Any girl, soap, what do you Why would I like rock?
I feel Yeah, cool rock, kind of cool rock on

(02:01:38):
the beach, Like there's like a it's like the glass
like things, probably just glass from a bottle, but like you, like,
I don't know, you're a little kid. You look a
little rocks. Yeah, dude, I mean if you guys had
both said rock, I would have just said soap. I
kind of need to, but I'm gonna just go rock
because you guys hit soap when you're big like me,
you gotta you gotta like soap because you need it. Yeah,

(02:01:59):
I gotta walk thoroughly. Well. There's that lady that invented
the full body deodorant. No free ads, but like it
was like a there was a women's one and then
she like came out with the dude version that like
runs on football and that I've seen like every deodorant
company in the world now as full body deodoran. I'm like,
that sucks for that lady. They're like, all right, I
found this idea and we're stealing it. We're just gonna

(02:02:22):
We're just gonna do it. But we're already a super
big brand. So it's like, hey, you know how they
might advertising the podcast. We would love that because your
armpits sweat. Your ball's also sweat spray that too, Okay, okay, yeah,
I don't want to smell. I'm pretty pretty good at that. Yeah,
So Pat and Robber are gonna go soap. I'm gonna

(02:02:42):
go rocks.

Speaker 3 (02:02:43):
Technically axe already was I don't think it was designed
that way, but that was full body deodorant.

Speaker 1 (02:02:48):
Yeah, spray on. You just sprayed everything and then you
smelled very strongly of acts for quite some time after that.
For yes the day. All right, last question we got
this is first time emailer Hannah Etzler. She says farting
the alphabet a vowel movement.

Speaker 3 (02:03:11):
I think a vowel movement would be if you took
a poop and the turd was in like the shape
of an o.

Speaker 1 (02:03:18):
That also, I would I would say that farting the
alphabet is not necessarily a vowel movement, but farting specifically
AE I owe you. And then sometimes why yes, or
if you have a.

Speaker 3 (02:03:37):
Like if your fart goes oh yeah, yeah, yeah, if
your fart sounds like a vowel, that's.

Speaker 1 (02:03:44):
A vowel movement. That's fair, that's fair. I like that.

Speaker 3 (02:03:49):
But if you're doing all the consonants too, and there's
more consonants.

Speaker 1 (02:03:54):
You'd have an alphabet movement. No, it doesn't work. It
doesn't work. An alphabeel alba bowel movement is the full
alphabet A E, I O U. Sometimes why that's a
vowel movement. Yeah, I like that a lot for sure.
Keep writing in Hannah, great question, great weird questions by Yeah,

(02:04:18):
rocks are soap. We're gonna get a whole lot of
random ones now, like that, and.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (02:04:23):
I can't remember who it was. I think it was
air versus water. Who you got? And we're like, ah,
at what first refrigerators? What's better ship? Ship? Dude? I
don't know. I like lights, I like cold food. Yeah, yeah,
all of them have. They'll have their their their pros
and cons. Okay, I am at alij Midlton Patt, not

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with the random celebrity generator. Who you guys got. I'm
going with Max Verstapping, Max Vers Stapping, Maxivers Stapping, Maxers.
I'm just trying to say next to the laptop, so
hopefully it'll it's listening. I'm going with Max for stappin
a chamillionaire Chamelion. I'm gonna go weird, al ooh weird.
I am gonna go Frankie Munez, Frankie Munaz. He's a

(02:07:05):
researcher one driver, obviously I knew that.

Speaker 3 (02:07:11):
No, but it's not one.

Speaker 1 (02:07:12):
He's in a lower circuit. All right, here we go.
It is Vladimir Lenin. Com Vladimir Lenen, Alexander Graham Bell.
All right, let's get this more modern, please, Nancy cart right,
I did not specify Bart Simpson on The Simpsons. So
that's pretty's Chunky Finster on Rugrats? Oh yeah, Chucky Lisa

(02:07:36):
d Amato. Okay, bone crush, bone crusher. That's great. We're
not gonna be all right, Christy. Yeah, that's somebody we know. Cheers. Yeah,
and who's talking? Who's talking? And that was said the
baby talking one. All right, there we go. Hope you guys,

(02:07:57):
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(02:08:19):
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