Pass The Gravy #603: Shwarmacy

The guys talk about the Super Bowl, baseball, and Valentine's Day. They also kick off Mock Draft SZN with a mock draft of rappers.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:20):
we'll get rich today.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy gravy day.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
It is past Gravy number six hundred and three with
your pals, Alex, Pat and Bobby jokes back at it again.
They say the revolution will not be televised, but it
will be podcasted, and we will be podcasting that revolution
and I don't know when it starts, but will be
your revolution podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
So just just stay with that. I don't know if
you can say it won't be televised anymore. Last time
there was an attempted revolution, it was it was pretty well.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yeah, it's hard to not televise things. Yeah, we streamed.
Maybe it's not televised news streamed.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
The revolution will not be effective. Viva revolution, except guys,
how you doing this? We kind of sucked. I don't know.
I've been in a pretty good mood today. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, probably just because like I didn't drink
and got plenty the Valentine. No, not the Valentine's spirit.

(01:32):
You know what it probably is. I'm getting crawfish at
the end of the week, so that's that's probably what's putting. Yeah,
that and the proper sleep. You know that definitely helps
proper sleeps. It's very noticeable. How long is proper sleep?
To you? He doesn't sleep all that much. Yeah, I
got like five and a half six hours last night.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It was pretty good af forgetting It's pretty low, but
I was asking him.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I went to bed at like one, which is good
for me because normally I'll cup and I'll be like
it's three already. Goddamn it, I gotta be seven forty five. Fuck.
I did hit my snooze for like twenty minutes this morning.
It was great. I had snooze.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
They just have like alarms every five minutes pretty much
the same thing, and then sometimes you hit snooze and
then you also have the alarms going off, and you're like,
what the fuck am I hitting?

Speaker 3 (02:19):
I make up for like Tuesdays I sleep in because
I don't work till night. Thursdays I sleep in, so
I make up for the middle The problem is is
when I get home and there's a bottle of whiskey
looking at me, and.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
It's like, you do get sleep at not qualities.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, that's true. That's what it is. And that's also
why I'm until three like, oh, that last glass was good.
I wonder if another one will be just as delicious. Yeah,
it always is.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
And then the next money even more so.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
The worst was, uh, what was it Monday night? I Uh,
I took two gummies at like two thirty in the morning,
and it wasn't because I get you well, I was like,
you know what. I took one because I was like,
this will probably help me sleep. But I was already
kind of drunk at that point, and I was like, ooh,
that tasted delicious. I want another one. Like it was
just a fucking like ten minutes later, I'm like, that

(03:05):
was kind of fucking stumped. I'm in the couch. When
I was walking upstairs, I was like, oh, this was
this is a bad decision.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
On my way in today, I saw like you you're seeing
a car where somebody's advertising like their business or whatever
on like a magnet on the door.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
The woman that I was next to a light had.
I'm not going to say the name of her company,
but she was advertising for her customized greeting cards, and
I feel like there's a lot of things you might
want to use a magnet for the market, but that
might not be like, we don't need a magnet.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
A magnet to go in there for that. Well, whatd
you know about her company otherwise?

Speaker 2 (03:48):
No, But I wasn't really like, are a lot of
people in the market for custom greeting.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Cards boyfriends who'd been fucking up lately right before Valentine's Day? Yeah?
I think.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
That also seems like you could just go to like
a Hallmark or a CVS. Yeah, by this one's custom,
But then you got to do.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Work and like come up with what you want to custom.
I think that's what like hey and her for it.
It'll make it look like you did it.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
But isn't a card custom because you write shit in it?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, But most cards it's like it's already written in there,
and then you just write love pat oh.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Soad I just buy it and then I write a
whole I fill it out and it's like I can
write a mean card.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
You should get her one this year, like a joke
one that you get first where it just says like
this is custom and then like sign your name insert
saying here.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh fuck I forgot to fill it out. But I
mean like there's like if you had a plumbing business
and that was your work truck, that makes sense if
you were a real tour like oh okay, I'm in
the market for a real tour. It just it feels
like it's a very niche thing. Like that'd be like
a like almost to stay at home mom being like
stay at home mom and just their phone number on

(04:58):
what what am I going to contact you for?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
It could have been somebody that they were just like, hey,
I'll give you this money if you keep my magnet
on your car for the next week, because it's right
before bound like this is yeah, this is like playoffs
for her business. Valentine' Days, a super Bowl.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I would have liked to think that it's her business.
She's like, fuck yeah, I'm gonna get so much business
by putting this magnet in my car.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
I mean, I've thought about it so many times over
the years, like I should look into like what businesses
will pay you to have, Like I would love my
car to look like a fucking NASCAR and I'm just
getting money from all these businesses of me driving around
because I drive around a good amount, like not only
like even during my business hours. You know how often
someone look at me and be like, oh, we're out
of milk? How the fuck did we run out of work?

(05:40):
Goddamn restaurant? How we run out of milk? Nobody brought
this up when we were getting low. So I go
to Kroger probably four or five times a week while
we're open. Your company should brand your car. I don't
think they're gonna pay me. I haven't even asked them
because I know they won't for it.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I always thought it was cool when I delivered pizzas
the like little big like the super magnets on him,
and it's like cool, I'm gonna put the company logo
on top, and then you get to like plug it
into your cigarette lighter lights up and now they probably
just have the batteries inside it.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Probably you do that and then like it's like fuck, yeah,
it's lit up. This is sick. The only ones I
ever looked into was always like, because you know, you
see people with like custom car shit on.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Theirs, I really want to get a custom siren, like
just the single red one. I'm pretty sure you can't
do that, but like be funny.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
And all the ones I looked into. You're supposed to
You're supposed to like talk to people about the business too.
I'm like, I don't want I'll give you the advertising
me you're driving around. I don't want to talk to
people about it.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I will talk to you about it if you specifically
ask me what the business is and what it does,
and then I would be like yes, and to find
out more, call that number.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I would do that. I carry around business cards I
don't use in my pocket all the time, in my wallet.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I don't know why I don't throw away business cards.
I have a business card from this guy I went
camping with. I did not know him until we went camping.
He was a friend of a friend and he was like, hey,
if you ever need any like I think he's like a.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Like a design like a video game guy.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
He helps design like tech stuff, and he was like,
if you ever need help with this. I was like, yeah, sure,
I don't make video games. But I was like all right, dude, thanks,
And it's been sitting in my car forever. I look
at it, and I always like, what's up, Joe, I've
got but like I do not ever like if you
give me a business credit, will die with me.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Well, I keep them just for things I like, like
I my favorite restaurant spot or my favorite breakfast spot.
Just in case anyone ever asked, Bam, I've got one
on hand pharmacy. Oh look, they bent an old card
for Alex P. Middleton at iHeartRadio. I've got that just
in case anyone ever, just the case you forget who
I am. I've got my favorite Italian restaurant right here.
I've got a good car place. It's all just restaurant,

(07:47):
you know. It's it's ones that I care about, and
I know they have good business so I can put
people in the right direction. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Business cards are just kind of not a thing anymore.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Not really. Yeah, now it's all like, dude, we could
I could tap your phone and put it into your phone.
I'd be like, I don't want that. Nah.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
If you hand me a business now you can call me.
I don't want you to have my phone number.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
I will always take your business card if you try
and give it to me, because you try and tap
your information into my phone, not a fucking big on.
My phone's dead, and.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Now I've seen the ones that people are like, yeah,
it's just a QR code. I'm not gonna scan it.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, I'm good. I don't want to do that. Better,
hand me something physical.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
If you hand me this, I will put in my pocket,
and if I don't, like somehow lose it in my pocket,
it's gonna die when I die, and it'll just be
on me at all times until I clean my wallet
out and then it'll be an address or drawer.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
My favorite is when like people will come into work
and like give us for whatever though we do, like
drain cleaning and stuff. I'm like, yeah, I'll hand it
my GM.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
And he just.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Tosses it off to the side, like, no, we got
all off our people. Thanks, we're good. They I'll take
your card. It's gonna get thrown away as soon as
you turn around. But that's just at work out in public,
I'll take your card, you shit, Yeah, I'm never gonna
use it. I might hand it off to somebody else,
but like, I'm cool.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
If you giving me your number, I just don't want
to give you my number because then I'm scared there's
gonna be a Hey, it's me. I saw you at
the store the other day, remember, and I gave you
my card. Yeah, hey man, I'm really regretting interacting with
you now.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
You should just always respond with kay, who's this? Then
they answer you in Spanish. You're like, fuck, I didn't
have a backup for this. See see what's German for? What?

Speaker 4 (09:25):
So?

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Nao? Yeah, you just gotta hope they don't know German.
I don't know. I just I don't gamble, I don't
answer numbers, I don't know anyway. I don't want to
start getting cold calls. I'm not I don't And now.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
They'll call you with those like robot ones. It's like
hello Alex, and I'm like, what's up. It's like just
wait a second, and it's like where they speed it up.
He's like you're fucking AI, fuck you, fuck you.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
You ate it all immediately. That's a hang up and
I hate you forever.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but I just felt like, maybe, like not everybody
needs a magnet advertising their business.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I want more like opposite other people that probably don't
need to, Like bead manufacturers. I wrote down a couple
of what kind of beads. There's a specific kind of
bead manufacturer that could probably, but.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
You probably don't need, like to advertise on your car.
It's like I could just google that and then find it.
If you're a dentist, you probably don't need to advertise
on your car, Like you can probably find a dentist.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
I don't know. I think that's another one. Dentist would
be good specialists. You're sitting in traffic and your tooth
hurts and you're not wanting to do anything about it.
You look to your right and you see a dentist,
You're like, fuck, maybe I will call.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Them like a painter, not somebody that paints houses or anything,
but just like somebody just does paintings.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Actually I'm an artist. All of these I'm disagreeing with
you with I feel like that'd be you're sitting in traffic,
you feel like.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
You can justify I guess with all of them, but
some of them, it's like you really, uh, did a
lot of work on that one. You know what, since
I get to put whatever I want in your car,
can I put a magnet on your car that just
says like it's some advertises some bullshit service that's not
that you don't do Hell yeah, I'm fine with.

Speaker 3 (10:57):
That instead of the dude. Plus, then if it's a magnet,
it's easier to peel off. I don't have that glue.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Stuck on my car for the next but I get
to glue it on.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
You can't glue a magnet on. You can do it.
You can glue it on it. You just gotta put
glue on the back. Then it's magnetically. I'm not gonna
if you do that. I'm just gonna glue your truck.
I'm just gonna put glue all over it. No, you
didn't win the bat. I went bad. I'm saying, if
you glue a magnet to my car, no, but then
like the magnet definitely wouldn't come off. I'm gonna glue
when Elmer's glue stick to your car. No you, I'll

(11:29):
use fucking gorilla glue that it just never come up.
Don't use guerrilla glue.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
But we're gonna think of some fake business that Pat
runs and the like Paton's Cartel service. I can put
you in contact with the cartel. Give me a call
if this isn't off. If you're a police, obviously you didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
See this personal cecario. Pat did hit.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Man and then and it's just Mike Jones' phe number.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Do like a fake home cooking and we call it
like Gringo Bueno where I just make you Mexican food.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I do want to do that, and then I make
hardshell takos. You get like a Skype phone number, Just
get one of those like phone bank numbers and just
hear like people call and leave messages.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
And make who called. I kind of really want to
do this.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, I mean I can get that magnet man in
a second. If this lady can do her greeting cards,
like we could do.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
This customize fake business to put on my car. I
think that would be even funny if somebody who like
needs the business in traffic and they call it and
it's just it's a laundromatic. Like the fuck.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Finally I found this guy. He has custom paintings. Shit,
god damn it. Wait, he makes hand carved piccolos. Thank god.
My son wanted a hand carved piccolo for his birthday
and I've waited until today and it's his birthday.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
You know, I was really into the World Cup fourteen
years ago. I'm like Wooden Vovuzela's.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Granted parties. Oh god, you play the vouzela for parties?
Is that just a for a sporty Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
People tend to not like it, but I do, and you.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Might too, for the lower price of just like something
insane price. I just imagine how many calls you think
that lady's got if she had her custom greeting card
business up.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
I'm gonna say at least one. Yeah, I hope. So
I said, it's it's coming up on Valentine's Day, like
this is this?

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I didn't think about it being Valentine's Day. She looked
like a sweet lady. But if you like Alex, you
should get a custom card. I can print a custom
card on my computer. That's what in like nineteen ninety five,
I remember doing that for like birthday cards for my mom,
like my brother and I would use print Shop Deluxe
and you would be like, I'd like to make a

(13:44):
card and then you could fold the paper that would
print out on It could be a fake, like it's
been the custom cards. Like I'm not saying it's as
high quality as oh, this lady's, but like.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I call it like fake car magnet business, a car
magnet for making car magnets.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
But then we have to make a bunch of business
card sized magnets that we can put on the side
of the car.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
So he go and you, yeah, I don't know. I
don't want people touching my car.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I do want that now. So it's not one magget, now,
it's a hundred magnets. Okay, if that's what it's like,
like on those pieces of paper that's like guitar lessons.
Take one. It's just got like somebody's phone number, a
bunch at bottom. You just rip a piece off like
do that. But it's just a big magnet that you
can rip little parts of the magnet off.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
They have numbers on it. Whatever you want to do, buddy,
is it's your ball. You run with it, all right.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I'm gonna think. I'm gonna get to thinking now, I'm
gonna get to thinking. All right, what else would I have?
But I had an idea I'd like to throw out
to the gang. Yeah, a shwarmacy.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Pharmacy. Yeah, and it's a pharmacy.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Pick up your meds while you eat twumasia that I mean,
you can get your meds and put them in the shwarma.
You could probably work something out with the people behind
the counter, but like you know how they're like, hey,
it's gonna be ten minutes to get your prescription filled
real fast.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
We'll call you up to the front. Okay. Cool.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Then you can just go to the next window, like
what kind of swama do you want? And then you're
eating a nice little swat shwarma snack and then you
get your medicine.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
You're not waiting. Yeah, I think it should do both,
like you can have either or we can put them,
because then if we start putting meds inside of you here.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
For a pickup and they're like, uh no, I'm just
here for the shwarma, and it's the pharmacist has to
still get you the shwarma.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I'm hungry, but I've got to study all night. Can
you put a D D medicine in my swarma? Yeah?
Or maybe this is how we get Kanye to start
taking his meds again. Ooh, do you think each swama
public service? Yeah, he's probably racist against you. Probably is.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I was about to say the beliefs that he follows
would be is it's like Middle Eastern tacos basically, like
where they put everything on the big skewers that go
around there.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Get lamb. Is that the one where the it's got
the big meat tornado thing that they're shaving off of.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, it's a little strips they put on there with
some rice and stuff. Except it's like whatever the Yeah,
it's like whatever the equivalent of that is. I don't
know a hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I've had it.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
There used to be a truck that looks great. Yeah,
I had when I when I worked catering, there was
a truck that this the would always come by the
guy who was like, dude, you gotta have the shwarma truck.
I was like, I don't know what to order, and
he ordered the same. I just got the same stuff
as him. It was dope mobile Shwarmacy Mobile Schwarmacy would
be sick.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It might be kind of dangerous keeping that many meds
in a armored truck. Armored truck, armored armored mobile truck Shwarmacy.
I'm on board with this idea.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
It's pretty sick, right like, and it kind of goes
the name works with it. But when I was at
the pharmacy, I was like, you know, it'd be cool,
and I was trying to think of something that went
with pharmacy. I was like schwarmacy. If I could eat
some shwarma, I do that. I don't usually eat suarma,
but I would eat It might be bad.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
If we have a bunch of dudes start showing up, like, yeah,
can I get a Plan B in there? Like, ah,
I don't know if I want to make this one.
We don't allow that. We won't allow that. Can you
do Plan B? Still? It's Texas. I don't know the rules.
I don't know. I haven't been to a Walgreens while
also I haven't looked behind the counter.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
All right, I don't ever look behind the counter. I
just like I want my medicine game. I might give
me this stuff.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I'm not ever really paying attention. But sometimes I'll be
like Plan B or the knockoff ran for ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Less, Yeah, ten dollars or less than ten percent less
likely that it'll work.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
Like you know what, maybe just I know you're probably broke,
Maybe spend the extra ten dollars to avoid the eighteen
years of financial responsibilities expensive. I'm not even a year
and it's expensive. Have you spent your what do they
say it was like fifteen years ago? They used to
say it was like a million dollars to raise a kid?
Do you just not think about that? I'm hope, yeah,
that's the way to do it too. Not going to

(17:59):
see that's huge problem. Let Emma be the warrior. You're
the fun time Guykay.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Hey, I've been preaching out his parably.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Everything's gonna be fine, any fine, all be fine.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Just have her start shooting threes. He'll have the next
Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Would you guys bring you never say that part?

Speaker 3 (18:22):
You just said the quiet part out loud. All you know.
All I had is just we have more evidence now
that Swifties are just bad people. So CJ. Gardner Johnson,
who plays for the Eagles, they've gone bag. Okay, it's
gone bag. He He made a comment online saying that
Travis should have I don't remember the exact words, but

(18:42):
something of on the lines of Travis should have stuck
with the thickness wow weight chamber, basically saying that he
should have just I don't know if you know this,
but historically Travis has just only dated black girls before Taylor.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Are you talking about the girl that went to the
game and was like I am in him his face
about it? Is like, well, he just won like two
super Bowls the last two years. He is like married
to he's dating like a billionaire, the biggest pop star
in the world. He does not give two shits about you,
and she's like, Haha, suck at Travis. It's like, you
didn't play the game. Yeah, you didn't go to Philadelphia.

(19:16):
You have nothing to do with this team. You're just
trying to fucking dance on his grave. But he doesn't
even think about you.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
It's the honestly made it seem like he dodged a
bullet way.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
I feel sorry for you. I don't feel like I
think about you at all.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
But instead of uh, just shit talking him online, which
is what Swift he's normally dude, they all decided to
go to his mother's restaurant and just one star review bomber.
What did his mother think about Taylor Swift? Probably thinks
she cooks on seasoned chicken would.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Be my guest, But I mean, I think you have
to ask her thoughts on Taylor Swift, and then judge
I did.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
I looked at some of them too, and it was
like their Yelp review or Google review. The picture is
just Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
I ordered and they left a blank space on my plate.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
They served me raw chicken. They should be put out
of business for trying to kill people. And it's literally
a picture of Taylor Swift and like, yeah, you can
get all those reviewed, but I have a lot of
bad blood with this restaurant. Oh maybe I just don't
attack people's like it's a lost story.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
And now I can't say yes.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
I don't know. Just leave people's businesses alone. It's not
even his businesses his moms. Leave his mom alone. What
does his mom do? Kind of seems like women hating
activities by Swifties, which is kind of what they claim
to not be about.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
I don't know about you, but a lot of the
people they were serving alcohol. A dude didn't look twenty two.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Those.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
I was to think Taylor Swift songs the entire time
you do that. You said them all, he said, all
the ones. There's a lot of them. I don't know.
I'm not a swifty dude.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Dear john make better food. This is ass, Dear Johnny.
Then they crossed out John, but they use that font
where they cross it out in a CJ guard Johnathan's.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
But yeah, there's just there's more proof Swifties keep going.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
I could just kid, I'm having fun. This bit's really
going over everybody. Not no, like everybody that doesn't like
fucking shut up Alley. Yeah, we're finally everyone's hoping we're
finally rid of her, and we had to bring it
back up.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
She didn't even do anything. She did nothing.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Shae Booter her too, and she was pretty chill about it.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
She she met and started dating a really awesome athlete,
and everyone's like, you know what, fuck you for that.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Everyone was rooting for her to like, They're like, oh
my god, get with him, and then I was like,
fuck you.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I think Swifties were just mad that we didn't get
an engagement after a win.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
This is it's their first loss. They've never suffered a
loss before.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
They absolutely have you heard any of her songs?

Speaker 2 (21:42):
No, What I'm saying, every dude she's ever dated is
a loss.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
She lost. They they lost because her loss, and in
her view, she won because she got rid of the
bad guys who suck.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
But what Taylor feels is how the Swifties feel. So
when she feels lost, they.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Feel lost exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
This is so they've lost a lot, then like seven
albums worth. At least we're gonna get a banger album
out of this one.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Fuck. I don't know. You think he's going to retire.
I think he should. I don't know. He could probably
still put another. He ran it back one more time,
it back one more time. I mean Andy already said
he's coming back.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Yeah, the Walls is coming back.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
He ran back. I don't want to talk football, yeah,
I like instantly. Twenty minutes after the Super Bowl I
texted my friends. I was like, oh, I just really
football's done. I'm sad now I was.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I didn't watch the second half. I watched not a
sports guy over here, watched the halftime show.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
I should be talking to Robert watch it.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Though.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I watched the halftime show, watched the first drive. When
the Chiefs didn't score, I.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Was like, fuck this.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
And then I was My daughter was getting tired, and
I was like, hey, we we're gonna put the kid
to sleep. So we went home and I did not
turn back on.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
I was loving it. All My bets were hitting, most
of them, not all. Yeah. Well there's no God. There's
no God. I mean, if there was, they wouldn't let
things like this happen, so I mean think about this
way though. Now next year is just gonna be a
big letdown when they don't win.

Speaker 2 (23:15):
Like cool, the Eagles one and Jalen Hurts is on
the view, Like that's your fucking quarterback, gos in the view,
fucking losers.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
I would never go on the view. I would my
my quarterback. Eli never went on the view. Aaron Rodgers
never went on the view. Yeah, interesting, Jordan Love has not.
I don't know his future plans.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
But.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
Yeah, I don't know. Fuck well, well stupid. I'm glad
it's not football season. I did have like no excitement
leading up to the game, though I didn't give a fuck,
and like I haven't.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
I have not watched ESPN except for I watched the
Tennessee Kentucky game and George Mason. Last night I watched
college basketball, but like if they show any highlights, I'm like, nope,
just change the channel.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
A lot of sein felt. I was really sad yesterday
or was it like Monday and Tuesday? Then I was like, okay,
let me pull up hockey. They're taking a break.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Oh dude, I watched all kinds Like on Monday, I
was watching all kinds of Four Nations stuff like I
just like googled or no, I was on YouTube. I
just searched for people breaking down the Four Nations tournament.
And I was like, I don't even know who these
guys are, but I'm gonna watch these guys talk about
it because I don't want to watch anything football. We'll
get to that, we'll get to we'll get to hockey.
All right, would you bring in for pre kind of segment.

(24:28):
I'm just excited for a baseball season already. There's neat
funny news. Anthony Rendon he has hip surgery. He had
hip Surgery's going to be out pretty much out the
whole year for the Angels.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
I did see someone had tweeted like baseball season and
someone replied bad news for Anthony Rendon.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, I've always get I always Carlos for Don and
Anthony Rendon. I always get mixed up, even though one
of them plays for my team.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
And I was like, no, I didn't see that. You've
been in a lot of pain lately. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Just assume everything it could go wrong, Like I didn't
fucking watch the last two games of the World Series
last year.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
I fucking quit on baseball too baseball.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
At all For a sports guy, you mental health right now,
and it's not going great. So it's like, hey, if
you don't look at it, it makes it feel a
little bit better.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Gambling. Gambling makes it better sometimes, But yeah, I do that.
His his contracts got to go down as one of
the worst in the history of sports. Yeah, it's just
just can't play, especially when you when you pay him
all of that money and then show, hey, leaves your team. God,
that's got to hurt so bad for Angels fans. Do

(25:44):
they have any left? How how can you be an
Angels fan? Like even you? You've had one of the
greatest players of all time in Mike Trout, a dude
who that will go down as one of the greatest
not just baseball players but international sports superstars of all time,
and you just wasted both of them. And you gave
a guy hundreds of millions of dollars who doesn't even
play for the team. He's the Joel and Bead of baseball.

(26:07):
He doesn't play. Actually, Ben Simmons is probably a better description,
is Ben Just Ben Simmons hasn't played in the NBA
in like five years, and he's still making hundreds of
millions dollars. He's the Angels. Jacob de Gram.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
We need a Jacob, we need we need an Anthony Rendo.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yea, and you get one week of him a year
plays up.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Thenis to win when Jacob de Gram is injured again
and Anthony Rendone, Anthony Rendone, this is your Anthony Rendone
is injured? Notification And I don't want to be mean,
but Lance mccollish, is he coming back?

Speaker 3 (26:35):
But like Lance, they just do that one. Lance has
always hurt too, but he's We've always had like other
pitching around. So but it's like it's still part of
a staff. It's not like a one guy thing. Yeah,
but it's still Yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
But also he's not getting paid as paid as much
as the other guys.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
True. Yeah, he doesn't have a mega contract. He's just
a good guy that loves dogs. Still him first render, third, third, ooh,
Bregman sign Braggs. How are they gonna sign them? They
already paying millions to a guy that doesn't play.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I don't know if you know this. There's not a
salary cap. Have you've seen the motherfucking Dodgers. Yeah, absolutely
ruined baseball. I don't agree with any of that. Just
reckless spending. Its fucking stupid unless my team does it.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
Well, we got a deficit like we got.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, think of how much like they could have got
this whole country out of debt if the Dodgers gave
a shit. They don't, that's a bastard they don't. So
the Yankees are trying to We're trying to get our
country out of debt. That's why we didn't spend money
on anybody.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
I don't know what I'm excited for right now though,
now that football's gone, like now baseball season, like we're
getting there, but it's still like it's still it's just
like people just reported.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
I can't they just hang out like I don't know.
That's always weird. We're just like pictures and catcher reports,
like all right, yeah, I care for maybe like two
days after the report and then not until opening day.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
It's gonna suck for catchers, Like I had to come
here early. We're just playing long toss for the first
two weeks. Anyway. You can't bring another guys. I can't
get an extra week of vacation here.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Maybe they get their cool helmets like they get their masks,
just like decorated. They don't really do that, though, Yeah,
why don't they do more hockey stuff like that would
be so cool, probably like pictures like I hear batters.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I kind of thing. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't think
it has to be solid.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
I don't know. I think like add that to the game,
Like they should have been able to put blinking lights
in the outfield and like fucking figure that out.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
There. Do you have that? It's called camera flashes. No,
you don't see those anymore. Well, I mean from the phone,
nobody really does that. I got a really good phone.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
I was watching old like before the Super Bowl started.
I had NFL network on and they were just playing
like old super Bowls. So like when I saw the
Giants zone it was coming up, I was like, I'm
gonna watch that.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I've never been able to. I can't watch old games,
like even if it was the Pack Super Bowl and
I'll change the channel. I'm like, I've seen this, I
know what happens.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
I just is excited seeing the helmet catch and then
the barress catch.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Highlights, Sanny Ham catch. Every single time. I'll watch highlights,
but I'm like, I don't I don't want to watch
a third and two with eight minutes left in the
second quarter when I know how this game ends. But
I love being like, oh fuck, dude, they're going down
right now. But guess what they're gonna come back?

Speaker 2 (29:21):
If all down four with a little over two minutes
in the fourth court, if only ELI could could resurrect
this team, Holy shitty.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Did it again. The other day I looked, I.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Haven't bost forty yards Brandon Jacobs fourth down run?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
All right, boom my brads, all right here, let's go.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
I put NFL network on in the morning at work,
and the other day I looked up like an hour
and a half later and it was Packers Eagles, and
I was no, yep, no, don't want that.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Don't like even just about all sports. Stupid Brazil and
you're bad Turf.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
It's just no.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
God, no God. All right, that was a Precup secmonent. Huh.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
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Hey Rob, make that a shirt. I can put that
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Speaker 2 (30:21):
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Let's just do that, but just with just that one saying,
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We make one shirt and then we just make patches. Yeah,
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(32:29):
head of the week is love.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's in the air. I don't feel it. I was
gonna say, like normally it's like the guy that makes
all the effort of my own time. I really hope
Emma's doing something special for him. He looks like he
really needs it. Right now. Are he's just you right now?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
If you're you want to look up like a verbal meme,
just that you've seen that fox. It's like an animated fox,
and he just looks tired, like he looks like he
was a stuffed fox. He's just sitting on the couch.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I was gonna say, the Pablo Escobar just sitting on
the bench stairs. That's exactly what you looked like to
me right there. You're just sitting on the couch. You're
just staring at the ground. This guy, this is me, Oh,
I know what you're not about yeah sad, just stone
or stoned fox meme. Just go look at the stone
fox name. That's me. But for everyone else out there,
you know, love is in the air.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Somebody make me as a meme, like put my face
on the stone Fox.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Guy, and then you're not the face of Valentine's Day.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Though I do love and I have that, I have
nothing else. It is a wonderful family.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Oh you gotta get something for your daughter now too.
You gotta be her Valentine. Ooh who's Valentine? Are you
Emma's or El's? I'm both.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
But fun thing about having greedy over here, fun thing
about having like a kid that's note a year old,
is like, she's not gonna remember any of this. So
Daddy got her all kinds of stuff, just like Christmas.
I got her a couple of things, but Daddy gave
her the best Christmas ever.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
I got you a scratch off.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
You're not gonna remember it. And guess what next year
she might get some of the same stuff she got
this year for Christmas.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Rewrap, she might get grand Theft auto six for Christmas.
She doesn't even know.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
You can sit with Daddy when he plays it too.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Oh, Wow. Look, look, this is how you run over
a hooker. No, we don't run over hookers in friendly kid.
That's after she won't remember it's after eight. You got
anything special lined up for Valentine's Day?

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'm working Cactus Cove.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Go check it out if you're in Houston.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's gonna be fun at six o'clock at Cactus Cove
on Friday night in h Town. Yeah, I think we're
trying to decide whether it's Tomorrow night or Saturday. I'm
gonna do steaks and baked potato and hell yeah, fucking
some uh some seasoned up spare of guys.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
You want to get super extra, you get those steaks,
cut them into the shape of hearts. Yeah, I was
thinking about doing that. I saw some steaks, a couple
of nice petite filets at UH at the grocery store
the other day. I saw something that that's a good idea.
Wait are they doing that? Like in the store.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, you can buy the tube, but they're not in
the shape of it. It was like they folded them
into the ship. Oh so like when you cooked it,
they wouldn't still be but it's like when you buy it.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
It's get cookie cutters of hearts and do it fil
a like that just kind of. I could probably ask
your meat market if they have any full hearts, cook
a heart, just give them mine. I don't care what's
plenty anymore. Who would have thought that I'd be the
one that was all about love.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
It's gonna be fine, Everything's okay, Yeah, just like depression.
Is that what I'm doing? I don't know, man, it's
been a weird week.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Is anybody gonna have to come sit with you at
home for a while after this or just wait till
you you can shifts?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
It was the worst football season in my entire life.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Like it really was exactly how we were talking about
Bobby after the Astros lost, that we were gonna have
to check it out. I remember. And now it's just
like a team Alex doesn't like one, and he fucking
might the top team.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I had one of the top teams that, hey, like,
you can't do that. The Nats He's won. It's not cool,
fucking no wonder Kanye is going off.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
The Eagles won.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
He's fucking stoked about it.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Dude. If we can get like a Red Sox World Series,
Alex might just crumble. Just you got to watch the
video version. Alex is in pain. I hope it's I
hope it's a good concept. Doesn't feel like it is.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Fuck dude, like Eli doesn't get in the Hall of Fame.
That was absolute bullshit. Championships mean nothing, so Jalen hurts
better not be a first battle hall of fame or
it doesn't matter. He won a championship. Who fucking cares?
Who fucking cares?

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Eli?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I didn't get in fewest wins my team's ever had
in their history. We don't have a quarterback. We may
not be able to get a quarterback in the draft.
I don't fucking know where we're going with it. We
didn't fire the coach, didn't fire the g and the
guys in this spot, and then then the fucking Eagles
win with our running back.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
This was supposed be Riot week. It feels more like
depression week.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I can't the revolution can't be televised that riots have
already started.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
It's just I'm sure Philia. We didn't even hear about
any Phillis. Philly lost their fastball. We heard a lot
about Philly. They destroyed that town. I didn't hear any
of it. I'm online a lot. I didn't see any
videos of cars burning or cash over Philly.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Oh what, there was a bunch of broken windows, fights,
people got stabbed, they knocked over a bunch of ship.
Yeah no, that's like a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Yeah. I guess it's just becomes so mainstream they don't
even that's that liberal media just covering up for him
pretty much legacy and also the fans in New Orleans
knew better. You don't pull that ship in New Orleans
wants don't play like that.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah, it's a fun time city.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Talking about love. Yeah, love is back. Love's back. Love
is back. You know what else is back? And this
will put you in a better mood. Nationalism. We got
four Nations tournament going on right now. You get to
just if you just like rooting for America. You guys
say that's why worded it that way. I want to
see the work book on your faces. No, we're not
talking about Kanye Four Nations tournament for they're all that

(38:12):
don't know. For the uninitiated out there, the NHL has
gone on pause right now. There's a the All Star break.
It's Canadians, Americans, Swedes, and Finns.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
Well, obviously, when you think hockey. There's only four nations
that matter, even though I would say that like a
third of the players come from Russia, but they're not
in it.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Well, they got their own things going on right now.
We're not really booming, you know what.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
I think we should have just to stick it to Russia,
throw Ukraine in there, or.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
It would It would been great if we just had
the NHL players of Russia, like, didn't even let them
like they do the Olympic.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, Olympic, Olympic Russia, and it's like, you know that
we know where they're from, right, A lot of Germans.
Yeah they can't fly the flag though, Okay.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
But anyway, you get to root for America. Tonight will
be the first game Sweden versus Canada. Then tomorrow we
play the Finns, which I'm super excited about because after
we kick their ass, I'm gonna get to post the
South Park clip. Oh no, not to Finnland.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Finland is the worst of the four teams in it,
just because their entire.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
You never know that why, that's why you don't play
these games on paper.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Look, because I'm gonna gamble on this because I need
to feel something. I've done the research I wasn't consuming
NFL media, wasn't consuming other media this week. I was
consuming hockey media pretty much exclusively in college basketball. And
Finland had a bunch of players that they could have
selected to their team that are injured. So their second

(39:39):
line is about where it stops, whereas the USA has
four lines. Then our defensemen are all good we have.
We're stacked at keeper, at goalie. Keep saying keeper, even
though it's fucking soccer, but we're stacked at goalie. Canada's
got the best attack, but it's probably gonna be USA
and Canada. Sweden is a wild card. Finland's gonna be fourth,

(39:59):
and I would bet on that.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
How many players do the Red Wings have playing out there?
Quite a few.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
We've got Dylan Larkin on team, to say, weirdly, he's
on the fourth line, which just shows how strong our line.
The captain of the Red Wings. I mean, right in
a wild card spot, right now, right in a wild
card spot. We're the worst team in hockey at one point,
but in a wild card spot, got things back.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Dylan Larkin's there.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Lucas Raymonds on on Sweden, so he'll be fun to watch.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
He's Swedish. Yeah, I didn't even know that. I know
Bruins have four. I'm excited about that. I'm hoping that
the competition when they come back, the Bruins will stop
playing like ship and start scoring goals. That's what I'm
hoping out of this.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
So the Red Wings coach, when we fired our coach
right after Christmas, Todd McClellan. They fired Derek Law. I
know we're talking hockey. Just give me five seconds, all right,
he needs joy, Please let me get this. So they
fired Derek Law and he socked we were the worst
team and the conference. And then we hired Todd McLean
and Todd mccleonan excuse me, and then he and their

(41:04):
second practice after they lost his debut game, he yelled
at them and said, play fucking hockey. It's what you do.
And then they won seven straight games and they've been
hosted a couple and then they won another seven straight
games and now they're in a wild card spot, so
they would make the playoffs finally for like the first
time in ten years, which would be awesome because that
was my one steady growing up, was the Red Rings
being good. And then the Giants did their run. But

(41:26):
like whatever, rhetorics. Being back would being would be pretty awesome,
and like, if your team struggle, just literally tell them
play fucking hockey. It's your job. And apparently that's all
you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Got to try that. But anyway, guys, even if you
didn't care about any of this, we've been USA and
just root for your country, be a patriot.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
If we beat Canada, we should get Canada. I just
don't want Canada, I do I don't want their problems.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
No, But then we were just like you're ore thing now.
I mean we do own them. We've owned them for
when's the last time a Canadian team won. I mean,
so we've owed them for thirty years, thirty thirty two years,
we've owned them. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, but we we beat him in the World Juniors three
years in a row, like it's their sport. If we
beat you at that with the best players, and like
we'll have our best players on the ice, then I
think we get Canada. If not, I'm cool not having Canada.
I think that like Trump, Like people are like, oh,
there's it's going to be a war. It's like Canada,
if you've tried to fight, you'd lose your can.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
They would win some battles. I don't know. If you
know a lot about Canadian military history, look up World
War one, World War One. We uh, we had to
make some conventions because of the way their soldiers act.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
The Canadian military history, I know it's based in South Park,
and we won that one. So so they fucked up
some Germans back in the day.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Canadians are great.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
Did but uh, just if we can beat itchter Sport,
that's it. I think that's that's how you should play it.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
God forbid we ever won a World Cup.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Oh fuck, We're gonna be abnox shit.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I'm gonna talk so.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Much shit when we win the Four Nations. I'm gonna
treat that like my championship. I get to treat that
because I mean, obviously, the USA is my favorite country,
so that is my championship.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
I had this.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
I had the Bearcats win the New Orleans Ball. Who
can forget most prestigious bowl game that there was this year,
the RNL Carrier's New Orleans Ball.

Speaker 3 (43:25):
No one can take that away from me. No one
can take it away.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Then we lost their coach to Philadelphia fucking Temple. So
that was a good run. Though I don't know fucking
Hockey's back.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Hockey's back, neat nationalism pride in your country. I know
we got a lot of division, guys, but you know what,
everyone can be a patriot.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
We can all hate Canada, and we can all root
against Sweden except for Lucas Raymond and Simon Edmundson, and
we can all root against Finland with their basic ass flag.
But they do look cool because like it says Swami
and like, I don't know that that means Finland unless
you tell me that that means Chris Berman to me, Suwami. Yeah,

(44:06):
but yeah, hockey, all right, Sorry, you talked to hockey
so long.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Also back, he's bitching about the Zuper Bowl halftime show
because that's that's what I saw online.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
A lot M kind of backs up what we were
texting about. I said it was boring as ship, and
now Alex attacked me. I was also drunk when you
said that. I was. He said it was the best
one we've had since Stray, which was what two years ago? Yeah,
I thought it was maybe the best ever. Who was
it last year? I don't even remember Rihana was she yeah?
Because she was pregnant Oh yeah, fuck yeah, nailed it. Yeah,

(44:39):
I don't know, we haven't had a Dre was three
years ago too. I don't know who it was good.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
It was Usher, Usher, it was Usher, then it was Rihanna,
then it was Dre and Eminem and Snoop and all
of them nailed it.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, this one was just boring. Like he's not a
big Like I'm not saying Kendrick Lamar's not big. Obviously
he's huge. He's a great leader. I don't know. I
don't think lyricism is really what you're going for in
a halftime show. That's what I go for. Everyone loved
the a minor part, that's all. Anyone wanted to see.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Pedophilia.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
He didn't say aphelia. He didn't say it. He didn't
say the word pedophy. You can't see him, he didn't
say it. He didn't say pedophile.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
I know they liked to sue.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I thought that I was entertained, and if you weren't entertained,
then okay, But like, I don't I hate that people
think that the halftime show of the super Bowl has
to be like the most amazing spectacle of all time.
It's like were you like when you go see a
movie and you're.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Like, well, I didn't like that. It was a little sloory.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Did you fucking liked the movie with the movie cool?
Did it entertain you for a fucking plane ride?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Then shut the fuck up?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Who cares? All? Right?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Like I was watching it with like people were like, well,
I mean, I'm an educated person. I watched it with
like six doctors, a bunch of anesthesiologists that like my
my my sister loves an anesthesiologist, and it was like
all of her people that she's in residency with right now,
and they were all fucking dancing to it. They all
the words like they were they were getting it. They
were getting it, and they were having fun. And I
liked it too. I thought it was fun and it

(46:05):
was cool like that that's his new album that he
kind of went with, and I get that, Yeah, you're
supposed to do all the hits or whatever, but like,
I don't know, it wasn't for me specifically, if you
know what I'm saying. Like, I feel like what I
was watching is like, this is tight. I know that song,
that's cool. And then the next day people were like, well,
this is what the symbolism meant. And I was like,
that's cool.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
This is here was the symbolism. Drake sucks. Yeah that
was which also like I can appreciate that he spent
the entire halftime show just dunking on Canada, like, fuck
you Canada, this is this is your.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Case again back to the Four Nations tournament. Fuck Canada, USA.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Yeah, maybe that's what it was. It was all just
a setup for the four nation.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
He was really promoting hockey. Yeah, not not America's history. Yeah,
he got it, but that was it was. It was
just very stereotypical the people that were fucking hating on it.
And it was the the Twitter meme where it's just
all the guys and the hats with the glasses, the
white glasses.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's like or Super Bowl halftime show of all times.
It was not. It was not.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
You sent me that meme, Yeah I did, because it
was everywhere and you and so Pat texted me he
was like that super will have to should sucked.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I was drunk and I was mad. I don't think
I said it sucked. I said it was boring.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I think he said sucked, but I was just like, no,
fuck you.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
It was awesome.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
And then I was like, immediately, best super Bowl halftime show,
Best super Bowl halftime show. And then Pat was like, no,
my whole group chats like your group chet's full of
white guys. They probably didn't like.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, no, there's multiple Kendrick fans when it's Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
I don't take a group of white guys like.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
All the white line. Then I talked to said it
wasn't good. A lot of people online, a lot of
rap heads out there, were like, were they white rap heads?
One of them that I'm thinking of the top of
my head. Yes, but it's someone who's been a fan
of rap for thirty something some odd years. That's his
style of music.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
I have black friends, okay, I have rap friends. Are
at and even Ah can tell you that was.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
I was thinking about when you said to me, because
you were like, you don't like rapp and I was like,
first of all, I do, I was like, I just
don't listen to it. Then I was like, damn, I
don't really listen to music at all, any music. Like
I don't even really listen to country anymore. Like when
guys I like have new albums that come out, I'm
like cool, and then I just forget to listen to it.
I've reached the dad age where just like sports talk
that's what I and now it's just podcasts.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
I don't My wife always tells me, like she's like,
you're my dad. You just listen to people talking about sports.
And he used to do that all the time when
he would take me to school. And I like, I
don't care about the Cowboys, dad, And I was like,
that's why I like you, because you don't care about
the Cowboys, but you let me listen to my shit
and be like this is what he likes. Height But yeah,
like that's pretty much what I do too, just like

(48:43):
I do listen to music, but I listened to like
certain stuff, listen to certain stuff, and then like when
that's not going on, I'll listen to music. But I
try and stay in the now. I do work on
like a radio station, so I should be able to
do on a lot of that. That helps, uh, But
I don't know. I thought that it was entertaining, and
like I think as as everything becomes more diverse and

(49:04):
and like you can call it DEI or whatever you want,
like I have tried to really realize it just like
not everything has to be for you and if it's
the super Bowl and you were like, well, I didn't
understand it. It's like you don't have to I think
more you can be entertained by something and I understand it.
Like Robert and I were talking about how like the
symbolism and all that stuff. He was like, it was
like that this is America video from from Childish Gambino

(49:26):
where I was like, I just fucking thought that he
was dancing.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
That was awesome.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
He's like, yeah, when you look back at you like, okay.
Well so that was that and that was that and
we said, like song of the Year, it would have
been little Foot big Foot until Warren Yvonne was introduced
again to us, but like little Foot Bigfoot from Childish
Gambino is like when you look back at that, the
symbolism about racism and all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
It was like he was like, I want.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
To make it catchy so white people like it, but
I don't want it to be for white people.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
And I was like that was me.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
He got me, and I was like I'm not like
I I'm not trying to speak on race or anything
like that at all, but it's like you fucking put
out bangers, and I think that, like bangers are universal.
If it's a banger, people are gonna listen to it,
whether they're white, black, green, orange, blue, whatever color you are,
you're you're listening. That you don't have to understand all
the behind it and all that, And I do understand
appreciate good ship that maybe to a lot of people

(50:13):
that the Kendrick Lamar thing was kind of like being
on the insight on an inside joke, and maybe you
didn't understand the inside jokes, so you felt a little
bit left out. But if you just watched it for
the music, like which is what I was kind of do, Like, hey,
Samuel L. Jackson, that's cool, now, this is calm, this
is social commentary, all right. Well I was just like
this is tight and PlayStation controller.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
But I think it was more so people. Everyone was like, dude,
it was in New Orleans. You could have just had Wheezy, right,
but they don't, like everyone would have been happy with Wheezy.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
It's just it was it was a weird I get
he had like the biggest song in the world this year.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Everyone's having fun dunkin on Drake. It's new Orleans like that.
That one was a no brainer that you should have
had Little Wayne in that one, and they didn't, and
then the halftime show was a letdown, so people are
mad about it.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I understand the Lil Wayne is from New Orleans, but like,
is that a thing that you have to play the
Super Bowl show?

Speaker 3 (51:08):
No, it doesn't have to be a local artist.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
But it's just like that was the weird thing was, well,
come on, he's from there.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
It's like all right, dude, Like I like that. It's
morphed into next year is in San France, so everyone's like, dude,
we can get a sand fran or Metallica. Metallica's from
there or people were like Journey and I was like yeah,
but like it's not Steve.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Do you guys know how planes work, Like they don't
just live in San Francisco all the time, like they
can like anybody can go there.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I know that dre and snooping them that.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
But that was like the first time LA's had a
Super Bowl in a really long time, so it was
a big It's a big deal New Orleans. I think
it's had eleven and they should keep having, Like how
many New Orleans super Bowl city.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
How many New.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Orleans based artists did those other ten Super Bowls?

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I gotta be honest with I couldn't name another one
besides way Wayne you two because they did right after
nine eleven. That's maybe remember. I was like, I don't
know about that one, Jim.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Because he did where the streets have no names and
they're showing other people that died ande to eleven. Uh,
they were like putting it over the flag.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I don't think it's gotta be. I'm just saying everyone
want was Brady's first win should have been lazy?

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I would have loved that. I would have loved that.
But I thought Kendrick did a good job, and it
was just like every year you get the same, like
the Super Bowl halftime show. Ever, it's like, all right,
weren't you boycotting when when Colin kaepernicknel.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Nobody kneeled this time that we saw they definitely could have.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
But like, dude, was it not cool that he had
one hundred and seven people in a clown car?

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Like that was awesome? How many people are in that?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
They just kept coming out? Do I say he had
gloves on? Like that left shark was awesome?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
When they got DJ Mustard to come out there and
go Mustard. That's what everyone. Everyone was like, who's this
guy on stage? In like ten minutes after the show,
someone goes, oh, I guess that was a Mustard DJ
Mustard next to him, he's like DJ Kallas, that's yeah,
because he came. He was Kendrick was happening, and then
his hands in the mike. He's like, must I must

(53:03):
have looked down. I missed that part. I just kept
seeing him like the football in his thirty seconds dancing
next to himst like fuck is this guy? I don't know?

Speaker 2 (53:11):
And then I just I just want bingo bam type
of shit in mine.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
You wouldn't understand, Like I been stuck in my head
all week. Oh I've been singing that for days. Just
Kendrick Lamar.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
When you listen to his album, he just like it's Peekaboo,
and like at the beginning he's like huh what what
And the way he says what like I always start
saying when my wife's like, hey, like what ah what bitch?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
I cut my grandma off.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
He just has the funniest like grab a Kendrick Lamar
lyric and just throw it into regular conversation. It's really fun.
It's really fun exercise because he says cool stuff, not
all the words. You can't say all the words.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
I'm well aware.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
I've been reading really good at saying at saying homie
instead of like like where you just fill it in there.
But like it makes me nervous trying to do it
because I'm like, I'm not gonna say it, but like
have peopled?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Is that racist? Sing homie?

Speaker 2 (53:59):
But I'm replaced because I want to sing along. I
don't want to say the words.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
I used to. In college, my roommate was black, and
uh like when we first like, I'd be like, I
would just go mufucker. And eventually one day he was like, dude,
if you're singing it, you can just sing it. I
was like, no, no, I can't. He said it to me, and.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I would only do it in private, like if we
were in the car like smoking and just drive it around.
He'd like, dude, just say you're sucking up the song.
I was like, okay. And then I've heard people say
hit a.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
I never got hit always like that just sounds dumb.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
It sounds too close to it.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
It sounds too close to it, and like, the only
reason I said motherfucker is because I didn't want a
radio edit where I'm like I was singing and then
I just go back into it and there's a pause,
and yeah, it's weird. It throws you out.

Speaker 2 (54:40):
If we started saying honky your cracker like cracker cracker,
crackers in Paris, crackers in Paris.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
There's already a lot of them. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
I feel like we're going out of slippery slope here,
but uh yeah, bitching about the Super Bowl halftime shows back.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
We'll be back here next year.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
We'll just plug and play next season.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Oh no, Michalka didn't play the one song I wanted,
the only play the other eighty six that I was
hoping for.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Picture this cam Warred and or Shad as Standers leads
the Giants to Super Bowl. We're watching them and they're
just avenging every They're they're making up for this past.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Don't be greedy, rookie quarterback.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, first time it'll ever happen. And then I'll be like, now.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
What shortan love Packers, get this one, you can have
the next one. Don't be greedy. You'll have a good year.
We'll beat you in the NFC Championship. How about that we.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
Beat the You weren't supposed to be the sweep The
Eagles sweep the Eagles and the Cowboys and the Commanders.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Them. Yeah, don't be greedy. I won the division. Packers
are gonna.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Goodackers are gonna fucking dog walk the goddamn Lions this year. Okay,
all right, all their coaches are gone. It's just Dan
Campbell and the Eagles lost their offensive coordinator.

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Huh, there's a bunch of players. Yeah, they got a
lot of free agents. Yeah. See see I I already
got him back already, not back, not.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Back yet when the draft were back for a second.
If they get quarterback all the way back in, I'm
gonna be obnoxious.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
About maybe not drafting the quarterbacks the right call. If
they get a quarterback, I'm i am all in.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I have an idea for a quarterback for you is
mary S Matthew Stafford, No schmarn Smgers one year.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I don't want that he was just wearing the wrong
balls all game. I don't want that your quarterbacks have
been looking like they've been tripping balls on the field
for the last year.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
He'll actually be tripping, all right, so bitch about the
super hot thirshas back, which leads us to our next
comeback kid. Mock draft sisen mock draft scison is the
time of the year when football is over and after
football is over. I am usually not a mock draft
guy that early. I occasionally take a gander. My team

(56:54):
now is the third pick in the draft. So like,
I've looked at a mock draft pretty much every day
for the last three months, and it's just pretty much
at Pat can make a mock draft, Robert can make
a mock draft. The best thing about mock draft is
that people bitch about mock drafts and it doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
It means absolutely nothing.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Like, well, I think the Broncos are going to trade
up to do this and then this mock drafts, but
if they don't trade up, then that means nothing. None
of your mock draft is accurate. At that point. All
it has to happen is one trade happens so many trades.
You get the first pick, boom, the Domino's follow and
it's everything's different. Mock drafts means absolutely nothing, but it's
fun to talk about. It's a way to just embrace
debate during the offseason until other stuff happens, and it's

(57:35):
fun to just mock draft literally anything. So we until
the NFL Draft in April. Well now every week we
will mock draft things. If you want to hit us
up at Pass three Pod on X, use the hashtag
PTG mock draft. Give us suggestions. They have to be
things that we can draft from. Pat had been like
Super Bowl acts that we wanted that we were kind
of going back and forth on what we were gonna

(57:56):
do today, and I was like, I get that, like
that would be a draft, but it's like that's gonna
be so different because like and I know that, like, Okay,
well we're gonna do mock drafted Rappers. Shout out to
Ramunda Bina Videz for submitting that. We had asked that
on on on Twitter today and and Ramunda got in.
But if we if you guys stockpile us with some ideas,
just give us a big list of hashtag PTG or

(58:16):
PTG mock draft at Past Gay Pod and that way
we'll have a big stockpiled list. Some of them we've
already done. I did find out, uh forgot about it.
We forget about the mock draft almost immediately have to
redo them. And we've done years with and we were
like Valentine's Day candy and I had to look back
at it. We already did that one that at five
sixteen or five ten, I think. But Pat, who famously

(58:37):
last week was arguing about Cheetos not being a chip,
did in the mock draft of chips took Cheetos in
the third.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Just because you allow it doesn't make it true. We also,
you want to bring all this upthing, how about uh,
we had someone.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Post Chcken dumplings not being kind of the.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
Stakes happened all the time in there, which I'm still
was not really a stupid but either way, we had
someone sent a screen shop where even the Cheeto's website
was like, people ask us, all the chip, we think
it's its own thing. So they're saying it on the
back of chips it says cheese flavored snack. We're on
laced potato chips. It says potato chip. And we had
someone who used to work customer service for the company

(59:16):
that said, no, it's not.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
A disgruntled employee that no longer is there.

Speaker 3 (59:20):
See he just I, me and you. At least we
acknowledged later on, chicken and dumplings should have been allowed.
He just won't let this go. He's in He's hurt, hurt.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
People trying to spind your trying to spin your name.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Though they're not. Hey, it doesn't. It says on the
bag that it's not a chip.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Robert, what would you say, like another name of a
cheese flavored snack would be.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
A puff a chip.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Oh that was exactly what I was going to go
with that, So okay, I guess I guess they're back
on chips.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Robert doesn't even like Cheetos, doesn't have to. I do
like Cheetos. I obviously I just took a shot there.
He doesn't. Honestly, Hey, agree with me. I had a
good chot right there.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
But like that was a good movie. He tried to
gas light him and it almost worked.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
It was worth a shot. That is the best.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Just like like we said we were bringing back gas
lighting a year or two ago, and I was like,
I'm just gonna keep reating it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
But also, and that's the beauty of it. We could
do that same in mock draft again. We would all
forget what we told and there's a good chance one
of us would argue somebody else's pick up something that
we've already done multiple times.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
So I had an idea that I think would be
funny if we did a couple of times this this
mock draft seism. I know that we do it based
on like wins and everything, we need to one find
a punishment. But I also here about the idea where
it's just like reverse mock draft. So we would put
three names, like all three of our names in. Robert

(01:00:39):
would pick one, and you can't pick your own name.
So if you picked your name, you got to put
it back in. You could only pick out of me
or Pat, and then you have to draft our draft,
and then me and Pat have to just like you
would get me, I would get Pat, Pat would get you,
and we're trying.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
To lose for the other person. So then the thing
is the graphic is, look, I need y'all's help with that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
No, no, but like you're just picking the worst ones
you can possibly pick with that. But then the graphic
the next day when we post the graphic, the people
that aren't in on the joke, Oh the fuck, Cord.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Like can like like, like, how the how the fuck
could you not put jay Z on this? What the fuck.
What kind of list is this?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Like we're gonna get those people, and that would be funny.
But then I think we should just pick like a random,
like two week period where we just do that, and
it's like somebody's still gonna win, but they're gonna just
be dog shit picks. Or you could really try and
win it for somebody, but they could also just be
dog shit picks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
I would love that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I think each of us gets one of those. It's
like a coaches challenge. So like if Pat's losing bad,
if Pat's down bad or whatever it is, like he
was last year, or I think it took him like
the last two weeks for you one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I got a lot of haters out there, I got
a lot of ops online, a lot of opstna start
wearing my shisty.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
But that would just be really funny to just pick,
like like we would have looked up who we thought
the worst drappers were and that would be all that
we picked. But we're picking it four so Robert takes
so and so like that would be fun. But I
think we get one reversed mock draft this mock draft season.
That's three times. But you gotta you gotta wait and
you can use it. You don't have to use it,

(01:02:20):
but I want to. I want to use the UDO
reverse card one. I like that idea because then you
come with your list. Pat's like, I want to fucking
do that, like god damn it. So then I gotta
go from the bottom of my list, maybe some people
I didn't have on my list.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I don't know. That's that's what I was saying. I
think that's a good idea. We'll get on that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
Mock draft of rappers. Let's do uh call it first, right,
write our names on a cheet of paper, tear it up,
and then like try it to heat the order.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I was gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Its gonna do a wheel A wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Wheels are fun. Hold on, it seems like something that
he was planning on doing. He should have had this
set up already. Yeah, didn't be. He had it set
up with the computer rioted against him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
A lot of ideas were thrown around today because normally
they're not decided until the day of So I was
coming up with mine as this podcast was going on.
So I feel like I should get some leeway because
also I'm not the wrap a guy, all right, But
maybe we'll set to see if you guys allow some
of these. All right, Robert, hold on, I want you

(01:03:33):
to pick the order of how I write the names
on the wheel.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Doesn't it doesn't get spun anyway. What he wants to
the order that he writes them down, and like that
will matter. Okay, then write your name first, then Pat
than mine. All right, this is fucking riveting.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
This is great stuff. That's why you gotta watch the
YouTube version. YouTube dot com passed the gay podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
I'm watching right now, Robert, he's not even putting your
name on there. Cheap. I am too, all right, Robert
is yell.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
Oh wow, insult is red. Hell yeah, here we go.
Let's spin that wheel. Who's going first? This is who
you get to pick where you go?

Speaker 3 (01:04:12):
Right here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You need to pick where you go, so you can
pick first.

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
Okay, I'm gonna go first.

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
Okay, remove me spin it between you guys, and then
if you want to go second, you can go second.
But you could also pick to go third, so you
get back to back picks. Robert, you go second, get second.
I'm already over one on my fucking mock draft. All right,
I already came in last.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
I'm gonna go I want to use more wheels. Also
remind me to make more wheels. Yeah, I'm gonna go third.
All right, you got the first or Alex, you got
the first pick of mock drafts. I had to get
my my thing where I wrote it down for we're
fucking drafting rappers that you really need a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:54):
No like I when we make the graphic, I have
to have it written down.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Okay, that makes sense. You know while you're getting that
set up, wy, don't you just take your first pick
because you got a littleime until your.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
Next My first pick is gonna be litt Wayne.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
They'll Wayne first.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Overall, it's good number one. I mean, we all know
who I'm taking, dew we it's em. Of course I'm
taking Away. Come on, all right, that's fire. Let's go
next to Robert. This is a snake draft again. So
it goes me Pat Robert. Robert, Pat me me Pat Robert.
So first pick, final pick in the first round.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Who you got? All right? I'm going well when crunch
wrap supreme.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
God damn it, God damn it. That was brilliant. That
was fucking brilliant. I didn't get mad at that. Look
all these up as my number one pick. It's it's
a good start.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Number two, I'm going condoms. He always finds a way
to fucking.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Get Yes, that's good, all right, it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
My second pick, I just had to go with a
guy that spits absolute bars, going little Dicky, Little Dickie's good.
God damn all right, I haven't feeling Me and Alex
are both gonna get just our top four picks. We're
all going so differently with this. M Kendrick.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I'm just gonna go Kendrick, right, just why not? Now
he's very popular, very popular Kendrick.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
And then I don't want you to see my thing.
This doesn't count. This doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
Like you can't take groups correct, it's just individual rappers.
Would I think that's that's how we gotta play it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Maybe I feel like you could, you could, but it
could get vetoed.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
I feel like it's a vibe thing. You know. I'm
gonna go j Cole. I mean, like, were you thinking
of taking Wu Tanklan because I wouldn't have allowed that.
Yeah that's yeah, that's that's too much. But if you're
taken like bone Thugs and Harmon, if you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
Had like because if that had been vetoed, I was like,
I'm gonna go old dirty bastard, old dirty bastard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Then Riz, So who did you take? That's okay? My
third pick a little deep cut. You know, real mic
heads out there will know it. Yellow Wolf. I love
Yellow yellow Wolf.

Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
Yeah, he sent me an autographed thing one time because
they did like a lip sync video.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I love that is like I saw that. It's awesome.
He's great, real good. There's a deep in the Heart
of Texas cover.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
All right, Robert went off the wall back to back
that my last two. Right, Yeah, I'm surprised he's lasted
to this all the way down here. I'm gonna go
with wrapping paper, good good pig and it might be
a little redundant, but I'm gonna go Elves because they
wrapped the gifts.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
That's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Christmas alf specifically or just all Elves. I'm gonna go
christmasselfs all right, all right, well funk all they good?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Onto God. I don't know if you've noticed I have
a bit of a theme going here. Yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Fourth, Jack Harlow, You're gonna go Jack Carlow macklemore.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
No, I plan this all day. I'm gonna give you
the fucking oop oop. There is no theme. I'm going
Kanye four.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Hey if you can, if you can separate the art
from the artists, he's provocative.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
He's provocative, and they like the way it makes him feel.
That was your fourth.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Yeah, I mean there's so many I could choose from here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
I almost took krispy Kreme. If you guys don't know,
then you're young.

Speaker 2 (01:08:46):
Well now he Chan was his name. Now he changed
it to something oh id because if krispy Kreme, they
were like, that's our day.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
I also almost went Macklemore if I was gonna stick
with my Yeah, I will go ware it dmxx bomb
Bom so great funck waite for you to get it

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on your own.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Fuck yeah, all right, So Lil Wayne I got all right,
I got Lil Wayne, Kendrick Lamar J Cole and DMX,
Pat got Eminem, Little Dicky Yellow Wolf and Kanye. Robert
had crunch Wrap Supreme Condoms wrapping paper in a Christmas
elves wide open. This is a wide open one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
And I'm just now remembering that he said we might
have a punishment this year, which means I shouldn't the
way I did. More magnets, dude, just need more magnets.
I'm gonna be the magnet car of Houstons. I'm gonna
get fucking locally famous.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
All right, Loser has to face tattoo god, No, all right,
those are a mock draft.

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Loser has to buy Kanye's current merch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Noop and wear it, work on the next podcast, and
then take up on YouTube. All right, Well that was
our mock draft of rappers again. If you have any
mock draft suggestions, hit us up hashtag PTG mock draft
at pass three pod on X. That's the best way
to do it. You want to do any honorable mentions, Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
I want to hear the rest. Did you have any
other good ones? Yeah? I had a couple.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
I had tape, yeah, women, because they'd be doing all
the wrapping the presence, right. I had end of year wraps,
you know, like the stuff I had car wraps. That's
really good.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
That's it. That's all I had. It's pretty good, pretty good.
What was the name of that check that party till
I die whipped my head up? You don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
I had candy rappers too, can It's good litter what also.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Takashi sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Yeah, I had Andre three thousand, Notorious, B A G.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
Tupac did he Yeah, I almost just did a list
of like Kanye did. He did the controversial ones, Takasi
for being a rat, Q Tip and five Dog. Couldn't
it picked between the two extentation r I P never
listened to a single one of his songs. Tak Yeah,
Little nos X should have gone with him. How did

(01:11:26):
you not take Little nas X your personal goat and
you didn't take him?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
I mean I had a lot of stuff on the board.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Wow, I mean he should be number one on your board. Yeah,
you are his number one rider.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Will Wayne was my number one on the board right there.
But Warren's zon.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
Fuck Vanilla Ice. I should have taken Vanilla mac Miller.
It's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Yeah, but okay, those are honorable mentions. And that was
our first mock drafts or mock draft of the season.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
That was a great start to it. We went three
different ways. Yeah, the voting will be funny. It's gonna
be like ninety four percent Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Oh, because I feel like everybody's gonna live.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
No, Yeah, Robert's gonna get at least twenty percent. I
still think I'm I think we'll get second. I think
that you. Oh yeah, I don't know, dude, M carry
a lot of weight. Yeah yeah. There's a lot of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
People that vote just based like the first one. You
pick a lot of times too, even though I think
you should look at the wholest.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
That's just my like one on one was bacon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
Yeah yeah, all right, let's move on to the not
cool segment, where we tell you what's not cool in
our lives. This is a venting session and I probably
need this one. I actually have a very bad not
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Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
To an ant if you think about it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
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Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
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Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Might have to do a mock draft of trees.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Oh that big going that big going all right, If
you have not cool, you can submit them to us.
Use the hashtag PTG not cool to add pass gray
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ones each week and share them. Sometimes if you send
us a not cool and then an answers question, we
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both not Cool and answers. We we see them all.
We just gotta it. Would we got to pick a
couple of them. And if if you submitted on both,
you may not get it on both the segments, but
some of you might.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Uh. This first one is from ray Mundo Bi navidas,
our reigning two time MVP of the Gravy's Awards at
k Mundo b on X, and he says he's not
cool as finding out that I have a large herniated
disc in my back and I need to get surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Bro. That sounds awful.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Back injuries are the worst, but he's already had surgery before,
so on his follow up of all that stuff, he's
already had back surgery. It was a botched surgery, so
he's just in constant pain. I remember seeing him at
some of our stuff and he was like, I think
I have psiatica, but there's a lot of it was
just from a botched back surgery, so he thinks he's
got a good doctor. Tea's and Pea's buddy, we love
you and we hope you have a smooth.

Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
Recovery for that. I can't wait to have you back.
There we go. What you did that? What you did that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Our next not cool is from alex Oh at Alex
mc thunder one. He says, I sprained my wrist a little,
and now I feel like a little bit every time
I do something small because it's sprained and it stings.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
Is it bad that I think this might be even better?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
I remember, like in football, the first time I ever
sprained my wrist. You're like, all right, it's fine. Ah,
you go to turn a door, knop, yeah, brushing my teeth,
anything that you just move like you're grabbing the mouse
to work your computer.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
We had a baseball tournament because Simmi Florida one time,
and the first game I sprained my wrists sliding into
home and I couldn't do anything the rest of the tournament.
It fucking sucks, dude. That that's a good one. Man.
Little injuries that don't actually like affect anything, but then
affect everything about your life.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
But you can still do it. It's just like it's
gonna suck to do the things.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
That you just keep remembering or forgetting that you can't
use that hand. It's just you're like, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:31):
Your hand, you always use your hand. Yeah, ow owl,
And then someone's like, what's wrong. You're like my wist
touch ray and way, bitch. You're like, yeah, I know.
In football, especially like the coaches didn't have absolutely no sympathy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Fucking up pussy. I don't know, coach. I'm fourteen, and
they're shooting pains up my entire body every time I
touch someone. Do do push ups now, Oh it hurts
every time.

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
No fucking push ups. You you're sucking out push ups.
I'm gonna make you more up downs. Go fuck lifting
weights like it's all on my wrist. I don't want this. Yeah,
that's a really good one, dude. And you're as an adult,
like it's like the aches and pains just get worse.
I would imagine a wrist brain now is ten times worse.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
God, I hope it's not as dominant hand, yeah, or
you can crank it with your leaft like go fuck now,
that's gonna take me longer to fall asleep. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Our next roter from Jordan Welch at Jay and just
Score Welsh two seven nine five on X and Jordan says,
my mom is in the hospital testerter being run and
I hope she doesn't have anything serious. Please send teas
and p's. That's exactly where we're doing, Jordan. We love you, buddy,
We love you mom. Hopefully hopefully everything's okay with her.
Keep us updated, Man and uh at Ja Underscore Wels
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in teas and peace, buddy, all the positive vibes, all
the positive vibes. Our last listener viewers submitted not Cool
is from Ashley Wilkoms at Buster Healer Mix on X
and she says, a garbage truck broke down in front
of our driveway and I couldn't leave for work.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
What is it with commercial vehicles and fucking with her street?
I feel like we've had so many from her over
the years. She has like a lot of construction on
her streets.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yeah, but having your garbage truck just break down, then
not only is it blocking you from going to work,
it smells because it's got garbage.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
Yeah, they're real stinky. Yeah, that that does suck. That's
especially if your bosses like don't care you have to
come in anyway, then you got to buy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
An uber and like you can't really get mad at
like you can't really bitch at the garbage people because
like they might be mobbed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
Up and also the truck broke down, it's not their fault.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
Right, but also they might be working for the mob.
So then I mean we have we have oat show
and associates that would have had to get his waist
management crew on their waste management crew, and we would
have had a whole turf wark.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
We don't know. I mean, their their maintenance guys for
the trucks are probably no show jobs, so they're not
going to show up any time soon.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Turf war, web war, whatever you want to call it.
We could have had any of that, could have had
any of that. We're glad that she said she was
eventually able to just go over for her her grass
and like ooch out of there. But like the picture
she posted, there was like a car on the curb
and then the thing, so it was like you really
had to like weed you out of there, and then
you had to go in your grass and it had
been raining, so like, yeah, it's gonna let spot but

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teas and P's Actually these are some really good not
cools and my goodnight cools. I mean, it sucks that
they all happened and we're hoping that everything's good. Do
you guys want mine? It's really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Let me go first, because mine's just a really quick one.
I really wanted to bet DeAndre Hopkins to score a touchdown,
but the prop bets went down before the Super Bowl
and I couldn't do that. Yeah, and that was like
plus five hundred that would have been a nice payout.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
Pat was texting me, so I got up early with
with my kid and was like she was up early,
so like I fed her, put her like she was
playing on her little play mat, and I was like,
daddy's gonna sit down and you can watch Blue and Day.
He's gonna gamble a little bit, and so I put
my bets in that morning. But it is the busiest
day of the year probably, I would say like that
in like world Cup or Champions League Final would be

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the biggest gambling site days, especially offshore, and not that
we use offshore. We were doing everything completely. If you're
listening and you're or anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
These are all imaginary.

Speaker 2 (01:20:08):
It was all fine, it's all just for fun. It's
all just for fun at Gravy Gambles. But Pat was like, fuck,
I can't get these props and I was like, oh yeah,
I was just trying to do something that looks like
they're glitching. The website must be fucking overloaded. And it
was like twenty minutes before kickoff and I was like, yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
When I texted you, it was a good like an.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Hour before, it was still pretty like close.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
It was still like they still had all the bullshit
no props, but like the actual individual player props they
were down.

Speaker 2 (01:20:35):
Yeah, and then it was being glitchy as shipped to
me in the morning, but I was trying to do
something else. Later it was like, gup, It's like I
don't accept that excuse though, of it's a it's like
the busiest sports a day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
I don't care. Did we give Netflix a pass when
they fucked up the Tyson Paul fight? No, Yeah, it
was really busy, but you need to be ready for that.
We're in a state where it's not legal, so I
don't care. I take what I can get. You need
to be ready for it.

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
It's bullshit, which is the problem of betting off shore,
where like they do pay out, but they can also
expect fuck, you know, and then you're like.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
I can't bitch to anybody. But I've never gotten to
that point. I had to withdraw money to put it
in for other stuff. But like I did win.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
When I put one hundred dollars on the coin toss,
like I had the last two years, I hit for
the first time in three years.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
It hit. So I hit tails hit Eagles winner, I
hit over eighty two and a half total touchdown yards.
I hit. There was some other like I had a
bunch of random bullshit ones that all hit.

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
But it's the first time you went three and O
and I went three and.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
I didn't go three and o though. That's why I
said that. And then you never had over fifteen and
a half for the longest penalty. I couldn't find it,
so I just gave it to you. I just assume,
do you got it?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Yeah, they there was shockingly, no pass interferences downfield in
a Chiefs game. I couldn't believe that happened there when
they well, not not for them, that's true. No, no
defensive passinger pearances downfield in a football game. That always
fucking that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Very first plassge where they the Eagles had it, and
then they were like, no passing your ferants in the offense,
and everybody lost their mind, like, oh, you mean where
he poked him in the eyes, like.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
That's his hand kind of hit his face, his.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Eyes, didn't. He tried the gall tried the gaget with
like and then the Eagles were also like false starting
almost every play.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
But that's fine. It was, oh no, they let the
Chiefs get away with that for three years. You can't
call that. I can be upset about it, but yeah,
that's all I.

Speaker 2 (01:22:29):
Had though next year. Mine's pretty quick. It's similar to Alex's.
I burned my thumb, like right at the knuckle and
it bubbled, and then of course, like you guys said
use your hand for everything, you use your thumb for
even more.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
Yeah, so it bursts. I don't know if you can
say you use the thumb for more, you can do
things with your hand that don't involve the.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Thumb, but a lot of times it does. Yeah, so yeah,
it burnt. Had to bend it anyway, and it stings.
It's still stings, and like like doing anything with my
thumb and it's just a little annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
That sucks. You give people's thumbs ups anymore, not without pain.
That's the game, you know, he's playing through it. That's
the real work over there. You got it worse than
me did. I'm sorry that I was upset about stuff earlier.
Should probably put it in a splint.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
I'd probably. Yeah, those are always fun. You have that
tape it those like metal ones. It just folds.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
I've never worn one. I had to when I got
stitches on my on my knuckle before. It sucked. At
least it wasn't. It was just stupid. You look stupid.
You're like, you know, that's pretty much what you like.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
You're just you're just publicizing it, like Robert can walk
around in silence, just like suffering silently. But like then
I was like, this bitch fucking got a fucking cast for.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
His finger for your fingo food, all right, Mine is.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Just we we had the rule that we kind of
established where you get to poop your pants once every
three years.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
It can happen, and I still say it should be
once a year, but okay, I mean once a year.

Speaker 2 (01:24:07):
I burned that. I burned that ticket this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
It's real early in the year too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
Yeah, it's been a couple of years, which haven't even
hit baseball season. It's been a couple of years. But
the problem is, also they did. It didn't directly happen
in a stadium, but it happened as me as I
was leaving a stadium. So like that's two of like
the major Houston sporting venues that I've had situations with,

(01:24:32):
Like Min it made.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
It happened at Min it made. That was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
Went to Monster Jam this weekend with the Rod Ryan Show.
We did the pit party. I left after the pit party,
I early on in the day, like my stomach kind
of felt weird at one point, and then I was like, okay, fine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
Then I ate. Everything was good to go. Didn't feel
bad at all.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
But I remember the morning like this would I really
don't have a situation later, this is fine, everything was good.
Hours later I go to Monster Jam and did the
pit party.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
It was great.

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
At the end of like the four hours that we
were there, I started be like, oh, my stomach's feeling
weird again. Okay, it's good. We're good. We're good. Then,
like almost immediately at the end of the pit party,
I was like, all right, I gotta make a move.
I got I hate guys, we'll see all later. I
gotta I gotta go. There's a like where it's like
a rodeo locker room that they use for staging for

(01:25:22):
for animals and stuff, but there's a bathroom in there,
and that's kind of where they have all like the
monster jam drivers and like pit crews and employees in there.
There will work around there and like there's a there
is a bathroom there, but they let like women in
there too, so like nobody's changing cloths. Really, it's just
kind of like eat hang out here than bathroom. That's
also like there's not a door. It's just like an
open locker room situation, like but it's got like the

(01:25:44):
big brick walls and everything. So like if it was
just like a men's locker room, I wouldn't give a shit,
But I was like, I got a shit. I got
a ship to give. I had a ship to give
that time. And as I go there, there's like there's
like a bunch of tables where when people eat, there's
like coolers and stuff where they have food and stuff
for him, and then there's the bathroom, and then there's
like actual lockers, but no one's ever really there. There

(01:26:05):
were two girls, like two women there. They were just
talking doing whatever like prep they were doing, and I
was like, like from the locker room, you can see
the stalls, you can see the bathroom. I've pissed there before,
where there's women like I don't care like you get
you can't see my dick, Like I'm not like a
you know, like I don't mind that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
But I was like this girl, I can't shit in
front of girls. You should have just said you had
a situation and they would have left. I can't shit.

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Well I was like all right, I'm gonna go, and
I turned around to walk out, and I was like, no,
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:34):
I can't. So I went and I just had to.
I just had to, had had to get it out.
I had to get it out. I did. And then
that was like that was not cool. Number one.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
That was not I was like, good problems, problems solved
this like I'm never gonna see them again.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
They probably have no idea who I am. It's fine,
it's fine in front of women. No again.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I didn't say a word to I got out and
washed my hands. I fucking I didn't say a word,
didn't look at him.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
I just shit. But it was a fan.

Speaker 2 (01:26:58):
It was like a like bubble guts. So it's just
like it happens fast. You sit down, get it out
and go wash my hands, got the fuck out of there,
took my took my rod Ryan Jersey off, so nobody
was like that fucking guy, and I don't know what team
he was on. I got out of there and then
sitting out like probably the longest light I've ever been
at my life.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
I feel it coming back. I feel coming back, and
you're in the car and held it. I held it in.
I held it in, I squeezing cheek. I got it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
I avoided disaster. Get on the freeway. It happens again,
and I'm like, oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god,
oh god. I don't know if I can make it
ten minutes of that. Like, of course there's a fucking wreck.
Of course there's a wreck, so like I'm sitting in traffic.
I did go camping a couple of months ago, and
I bought a bunch of like trash bags, like because

(01:27:52):
when you're camping, I just throw a bunch of shit
in trash bags and you can carry anything there and
if it rains, you're good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Luckily.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
I said that I don't know if I can make this.
So I took a trash bag out like like didn't
open all the way, laid it down flat and sat
on top of it, and I was like, worst case scenario,
We're not making a mess.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Okay, yeah, because I was gonna say, I was like,
I don't think you have leather seats too, No, no, real.

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
Bad, worst case scenario, We're not making a mess. I
get to two lights before I turn to go on
my street, and it just you couldn't go back. I
did all like I did all like God, and your
body is just where your body betrays you and it's like,
oh god, oh fucking just yep, it happened.

Speaker 3 (01:28:30):
It just it just it was a situation.

Speaker 2 (01:28:33):
There's a situation and I ship myself and just yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
It wasn't it wasn't solid or anything. It was was
it was very liquidity, so it was I.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Feel like that's worse it was, but it wasn't like
you're just like you don't feel like a toddler, just
like sitting in it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:47):
I'd rather have a firm herd than ship that can
slide out. But it's all squished in, squished as sad.
I was worried about that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
But then I had to sit through this fucking light,
then sit through another light.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Thing go.

Speaker 2 (01:28:57):
I got in and like there was the This family
took the longest mother fucking time in the world to
get from their car to the elevator room to then
go up to the elevator, and I was like, I'm
not going in an elevator with anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
So I take away jacket that I had in my car.
I wrap it around me. I'm good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:13):
I don't know how bad the damage is. I looked
at the at the trash bag. Trash bag didn't have
anything on it, so I was like, doesn't look like
there was any leakage on this. We're good, We're good.
And then just I got I got up, was able
to like walk like go upstairs, get everything done.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
I cleaned up.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
I had to fucking had to clean the jeans out
and all that stuff. It was, I would have just
thrown them, uh the tailor jeans, tailor jeans, I don't
do nice jeans.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
I would I would have just wan.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
I have stain removed. Well yeah, I mean I ran
under cold water. I had the stain remove. I made
sure everything was good. But because there wasn't just like
a fucking turd, I don't think it was as bad.
It was just like get this. It's it's like liquidy.
And I if I had fucking not, if I had
chickened out and not ship at the stadium, not just
gotten star ladies like gotta go, it would have been

(01:30:03):
way worse. I think it would be way worse. But
luckily it was like the tail end, so it was
just like.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
It was not as much. Yeah, and it was just
like fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
But like when you're like doing everything you can to
play defense right there, and it just and then and
then the fucking Eagles on the Super Bowl the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:30:19):
I love that. Like I'm not the shit your pants
guy on this podcast. You would expect it would be me.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
It's happened twice in eleven years. But it was weird
because it was like a stomach thing. But it wasn't
a stomach thing. I didn't feel sick all day. It
just like three times throughout the day I was.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Like, boom, you ate something that just didn't agree with that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
I don't know, I don't know what it was. No,
no shwarma. Maybe that was a problem it was. I
didn't have any bag ats either, so it couldn't have
been the bad ends that betrayed me. Ah, but yeah,
that was like I got that once every three years
out of the way. It wasn't like I was gambling
on a fire or anything. It was just like where
you're like, don't you dare, don't you don't you? Oh no,

(01:31:01):
oh no, oh no, And it just happened. It just happened,
and I thought I did as well, like I was,
I was home free, I thought no, And then luckily
I had a little mare fresher that I could rip
open and fucking that's why you throw those, That's why
you buy a bunch of them, because then you had
a situation right there. You put it right there, no one,
no one else knew.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
How scared were you the next time you went to
your car that it was just gonna smell like shit.

Speaker 2 (01:31:24):
Well, I went down right after, like I like threw
all the stuff in the wash and everything and checked
and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Like, it doesn't even smell like it's ship.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Like like I left the windows rolled like cracked, and
I was like it didn't Like I think that it
was because I went when I was at the stadium,
got that out Like it would have been It would
have been way worse.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
It was bad. It would have been a shit has
So do you think you're going to try to avoid
Toyota Center? Now I only can go yeah, I just
can't or do I want to do it to you?

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
Because it didn't happen? And I complete the trifecta, the
Holy Trinity.

Speaker 3 (01:32:00):
You go to a random Rockets game and Alex is
sitting in their house and beers and dogs and you're like, oh,
he's going oh no, oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Still for the record, but this is a trust tree,
so just remember that, guys, no one else was listening
to this, so don't oh. But yeah, it was. It
was bad, but the hell of a week for Alex.
But like the anxiety of like, oh.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
There's girls here, the poop poop, there's girls.

Speaker 2 (01:32:20):
Here, and I don't think they didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
I straight up sit down on a toilet and then like,
not do what you think he's doing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:29):
I would expect, ladies. I'm sorry, I got to use
the restaurant. Could you give me a minute?

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:34):
I should have done that. And by a minute, I
mean probably ten to fifteen.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
But at that point I had already been like, uh,
I'll just wait till I get home. And then I
was like nope, nope, can't wait, So I didn't really
have to like, hey, I was like, no, I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I gotta get in the doll I gotta go. He
should have just sprinted past them yelling poop is coming. Yeah,
it was, got the hint. It's a tough weekend. It's
a tough weekend, real shitty week for you. Really was?
It really was?

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
In four days el I didn't get in. It's Hall
of Fame situation. And then the Eagles.

Speaker 3 (01:33:10):
Set reminder in three years. Ask Alex if he shit
his pants. I don't know if it'll even set a
reminder three years out. Oh yeah, twelve twenty eight, all.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Right, that's that's a really funny reminder.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Three years. I want to get there on make Alex
did you shot your.

Speaker 2 (01:33:27):
Paint, Robert, start doing that with your stuff too, And
then like, wouldn't we give you the rand of hey,
remind us to ask you about chain mail shirts in
uh one one month?

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
What it said?

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
He just asked me about chain mail shirts? Yeah, what
about him?

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Maybe we should start selling diapers, Robert.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
And in July weekend, a week before fourth of July whatever, Wednesday,
that is, set a reminder to get Pat to explain
how to make the perfect baked potato.

Speaker 3 (01:34:01):
Oh, I don't hate that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
And then like, hey, I have a reminder, and then
we'll just make it a segment called reminders. Some of
them are good, some are aren't good. But yeah, so
that was my not cool for the week. I felt
like this was a very strong not cool, not just
because of mine, because.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Everybody else's June twenty fifth, Oh no, no, no, the fourth
is on a Friday, so July second, Yeah, that'll work.
Nailed it. Fourth of July on a Friday this year.
That's yeah, that's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:34:27):
But so that's the not cool segment and let's move
on to the answer. So let's wrap this bitch up,
all right, answer segment. It's like our pre come segment.
But for you guys, you guys get to ask us
any any stuff you want. You want relationship advice, hit
us up. You want medical advice, hit us up. You
want places to not shoot yourself, maybe ask Pat or
Robert all Pat Pat's ship himself accidentally not full all

(01:34:52):
you had the I don't I've never fall on shit
the fart that turned into something else.

Speaker 3 (01:34:56):
Yeah, I've many times a month.

Speaker 2 (01:34:58):
Like it doesn't like count if it's at your house
where it's like, this isn't as bad when you're in public,
and oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
When you don't even realize it. You get home at
the end of the day you take off your underwear.
When the fuck did that happen?

Speaker 2 (01:35:09):
That's pretty bad. That's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:35:11):
Did I sh that? Just not wipe well.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
I feel like if we've we may have turned the
most people off of this podcast ever, is just bitching
about ship. We talked about hockey and poop to the
hockey and poop and people like I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Any popular weddings. You love you if you're still sticking
with us.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
But yeah, if you got any questions for us, you
have any high thoughts, any business ideas, if you want
to power rank things. You're gonna ask us if things
are teeny tiny or teeny tiny. We'll help you out
on that power rankings. You got to give us five
similarly related things and we will power rank the fuck
out of them better than anyone else. But let's let's
get right to it's the answer segment.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Don't you just answer the question? Why?

Speaker 5 (01:35:51):
Just answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
Answer answer, don't.

Speaker 5 (01:35:55):
Thanks the subject, just answer question?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Kept talking.

Speaker 5 (01:36:02):
Any questions?

Speaker 3 (01:36:08):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
Our first question is from Brett Brandon at Price of
his ej on X and Brandon or Brett says, why
do you have to refrigerate milk when it's in a container,
but not when it's in a cow?

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
I mean, if it's cold outside, you could kind of
say that the cow is refrigerated.

Speaker 2 (01:36:26):
Any cows are just refrigerate, their insides are refrigerated.

Speaker 3 (01:36:29):
Yeah, I've never stuck my hand in the cow. It
could be cold in there, probably not, but I have
not either.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
But everything that I've learned is that the inside of
a cow is just as cold as a refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Because if you think about it, they say, you know,
if you have like low sperm count, they're like wear
shorts because it cools down the area and everything. That's
why the testes are on the outside of the body.
The utter hangs down the outside, so I think it's
that's pretty cold in the utter. Yeah, a lot of
winds sweeping by hitting it.

Speaker 2 (01:36:57):
It's basically just imagine your refrigerator and that's the inside
of the cow. But like you know, like where the
vegetable drawer is, just fill that with with milk. That's
what a cow's like stomach is.

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Like the same reason we don't have to refrigerate steaks
when they're inside of the cow. Yep. Yeah, they're basically
just a refrigerator. Maybe maybe that's just a big, big
refrigerator telling us we have to refrigerate milk and we don't.
Probably is. I mean, if you're fine with shit in
your pants, you really don't have to refrigerate milk. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:37:27):
I mean, really, if you think about it, refrigerators are
like the producers of cows, because I have you ever
seen a cow in the wild, Yeah, when.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
In a standing in the field, driving down.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
The road, but it's probably somebody else's cow.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
You ever played moo cow? When you move at them
and they move back, you just yell moo. How and however,
many cows turn and look at you. That's how many
points you got. That's cool, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
But like when you see a trip game, you see
a cow, it's usually in someone's like pasture or someone's
like land.

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
You don't ever just like wander through the woods, like
holy fuck cow. Is that how we got the term pasteurized? Probably?

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
Yeah, But that's because the reason you don't ever find
a wild cow is because they're all made by refrigeration companies.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
That's why they're so big.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
They just put a refrigerator in them, and they like
build the animal around the refrigerator.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
That way, we keep the milk and the steaks cold.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
I can't think of a better That's science, science, right there, baby,
Big science guys. Yeah, big science guys. Take that, Bill,
my fucking loser, all right, pussy yeah, bitch. Great question, Brett,
Great question. Next up, we got Todd Voss at as

(01:38:40):
Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd says, what
acts qualify for the mile High Club?

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Does it only count if it goes all the way? Yeah? Yeah,
because otherwise, like if you're just by yourself, One, that's
illegal and gross. Uh, But two I would feel like
that would just be like a lot better Lodden, the
mile High. It's not the club, what would it be.
It would be like the mile High Association. No, you

(01:39:07):
gotta go all away or it's nothing. I'm saying. If
you do it on your own, you could be like,
it's my high association. But it's not. You're not in
the club.

Speaker 2 (01:39:13):
You don't get a recognition for it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
It's all or nothing. The mile High, no flight list,
that's what you get.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
Yeah, you're freaking everybody out, jerking off in the bathroom, Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
They just don't. Don't do that in the bathroom. If
you can't wait on a flight. I understand sometimes when
you're flying you're really hungover on the plane and that
helps with hangovers.

Speaker 2 (01:39:32):
But like you can wait, control yourself, take a goodies.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
We're not we're not fucking wild animals doing the hotel
or the airport bathroom like a normal verson. Yeah, like
a normal person.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Jeez, fuck um. And then you gotta go all the way.
It's got to go all the way, and there's gotta
be penetration, yeah yeah, and it's got to be a
mile up or higher.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
No, I mean just once you're on the because plans
aren't always Somebody was talking about the name.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Somebody's talking about doing a mile high club in an
air blue Hot air Blue. It's not even a mile
off the ground. Bro, it doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Technically if you fucking Denver does that count Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:40:12):
Yeah, it'd be like somewhere in the air. So like
if you were like in like a hammock it's suspended,
I would count that you just jump and poke it in.
But not all of Denver is above mile high. Is
above a mile high.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
It would be at the top of the stadium. There's
like there's a marker on I think it's city Hall.
I heard that that's not even actually the correct elevation that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:33):
Say it's like this is where you're a mile high,
and I know it Like the Broncos Stadium, they have
a different colored seats for the mile high marker.

Speaker 3 (01:40:41):
You think you could use the thin air up there
as an excuse for coming too fast? Big Sorry, I
was just light headed. I bet somebody has. I mean
I totally would, but ben No, it's the thin airy.
We go back to Texas, all rocky world there in Denver.
I'd never liked that in Texas, not in a lone
star state. Just fucking blood vessel happens. Sorry, Sorry, you're

(01:41:03):
just so hot. Yeah, that's alway. It's just because you're
so pretty, You're so hot and it's so cold, because
I love you so much. The passion. I was overwhelmed
with passion. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Yeah, I think it's gotta go all the way. Yeah,
good question, Todd, good question.

Speaker 3 (01:41:22):
This is a good one. I reject this question. I'm
glad that I reject this.

Speaker 2 (01:41:25):
Next question, you can't, you can't. Josh Treecoddle is at
Josh wa three seven to win three on X and
Josh says, power rank these chips based on how good
of a ladle they would make.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
So this is not is there only four things on?
Here's five? There's only four. I only see Britos, Tostitoss,
and Cheetahs. Robert, when we did the mock draft of chips,
what was the third pick that Pat had? I want
you to do a mock draft of sucking dick. He
did cheat a thing. That's interesting. It seems like he
thought that they were chips.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
So this is again, power ranking chips based on how
good of a ladle they would make. Best ladle one
worst little five.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
I will go first. I will go first this time.
I am going to go Cheetos. Five.

Speaker 2 (01:42:14):
They're just there's sticks, you know, great chips. Sticks that
not great ladles. Delicious pretzels or sticks not great ladles.
We're not This isn't about pretzels. This isn't a pretzel discussion.
Number four is free doos. Fritos are good, lots of
them are laterally shaped. Good ladles is what it meant.

(01:42:37):
Not a good chip, but like they're like little baby ladles,
which is good. Three as Doritos because it's got more
surface area than Frito's. Not as curved a lot of times,
but more surface area. So I'm thinking this is like
a ladle for cheese dip. It's kind of well, I
imagine this in my head. Aria right there, you're getting

(01:42:58):
a lot of cheese dip.

Speaker 3 (01:43:00):
Cheese dip combo. I mean, does that not sound dope?
It does?

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
That sounds fucking awesome. Number two pringles put that bad
boy upside down. It's pretty much just a ladle already
without a handle, rocks, and then you can just scoop
it and then you can pour a cheese dip in
your mouth if you think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
But then it's also ladled it. Then number one is Tostedos.
They have the scoops. Tostino scoops are absolutely they're just
laidle of mine is a handle. That's it's the little
baby cup.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
So Tostitos, Pringles, Doritos, Frito's.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
Cheetahs, all right, I'll go next. Frito's is number one.
It is a it's ladle shaped. It is a great ladle.
That's effective. Two We're gonna go Tostitos, just because not
all of them are the scoops, but the scoop is
the best out of all of these. But this is
all Tostedos, okay, And they're made for dipping.

Speaker 2 (01:43:49):
Well, it's like literally like your DIP's favorite chip, right,
that's what their motto is.

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
I'll do it. But like you don't want to just
raw dog totinos. You want a dip to go with it,
you want some salsa. I've done. I've just yeah. So,
I mean everyone has they're good, but it's better with
the dick. I'm hungry. I don't have anything else. Three,
I'm gonna go Dorito's good surface area.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
Yeah, I'm going Pringles four, just because while it does
have the scoop in it, depending on which way you
flip it over, it's either designed to run off the
sides or run off the ends.

Speaker 3 (01:44:22):
You can still use it. But the chip does bend
to the outside in all areas. It's balancing act. Yeah,
so it can be done. So that's what I've got.
I've got Frito's one, to Ostinos two, Pringles three and
or sorry, Dorito's three and Pringles four and so cheetahs
would be five. No, I'm only rating the chips. Well,
you have to make five. I was only given four options.

(01:44:45):
You're giving five. You're given five options, Robert, what do
you got? Five? Was cheetahs with cheetahs? Put it? Put
it on the list. Number five. I'm going to get
shirt with that. You thought you were gonna get me
with it, and you thought you were gonna make me
s it. Even technicality won't do number five. I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:45:06):
Pringles going number five. Pringles too much leakage, too much leakage,
and it'll break. I'm thinking of like a bean dip.
Oh okay, I'm thinking of a bean dip. A definitely break,
yeah on a bean dip. Good point. Number four I'm
going Dorito's, same thing. Also would break number three going

(01:45:31):
on it's pretty sturdy chip, You're a pretty sturdy chip.
Number three, I'm Goingtos.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
That's good. That's good, Bobby.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
Number two, I'm going free Do's. And then number one,
I'm going Cheetos, Cheetos and like a bean dip. I
used to do that all the time, Cheetos.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
I was gonna say, odd combo, but I really want
to try it. That rocks. Yeah, But dipping on the Cheetos, chips,
cheese and beans. It's a classic.

Speaker 2 (01:45:58):
Yeah, chips, beans, It's a good combo. Chios, chips, beans, great.
All right, I like that, Josh, a little caveat on
the chips right there.

Speaker 3 (01:46:10):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
This is Adrian Valdez at Angry Enchilada on X and
he says was at a Super Bowl party that had
a cake with both teams on it. A debate broke
out about whether you were supposed to eat the side
of the team that you were rooting for or the
team that you were rooting against.

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
What do you guys think your team? You're eating your team,
that's what obviously I'm not touching too well. We're facing
the other team. I'm not touching them. Do you remember
where I want to be part of that bullshit? Was
it bud Light.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
They're like my team cans where you could get like
the thirty two pack and it had the all the
team logos. It was like, yeah, I'll drink the Lions. Yeah, sure,
I'll drink the the Raiders. I'll drink the Giants for sure.
But like I threw the Cowboys and Eagles and Commanders
once away, like I just would throw them right in

(01:46:59):
the trash.

Speaker 3 (01:46:59):
Is these are these are six beers. I'm not gonna
have those ones who just shake him up and ask
somebody if they wanted they tossed him explodes.

Speaker 2 (01:47:05):
Nobody gets that beer right right or just smashed it
on the concrete, like launched it into the fucking sun.

Speaker 3 (01:47:12):
You don't eat the rival one. No, you're against us
on this, Robert, you gave us a weird look. I
don't know. I'm with you, Okay, he gave me a
weird lit. Here's my thing. People doing donuts out of here. Yeah,
it's going on. We got fast and furious in the parkingage.
You out there, Vin, We're like six fucking stories above them.
Were they doing down then.

Speaker 2 (01:47:33):
Yeah, but his car has to be loud so that
we know he's awesome, right and furious. Yeah, that's the
furious part.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
Awesome and angry to spin.

Speaker 2 (01:47:43):
Yeah, so you definitely decide that you like it's because like,
have you ever had a cake with I've never had
a cake with my face on it, but I've had
friends that had birthday cakes add their faces on it,
and it's like, you don't not eat the face, right,
It's it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Something awesome sometimes like hey, I love you more because
I ate your face.

Speaker 2 (01:48:00):
I'm just remembering now that I was gonna bring your
guys some uhmbrindo candy last.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
Year, talking about in the last week. You know, you
could have just not told me that. So I wasn't disappowed,
but I just remember you expect it next week.

Speaker 2 (01:48:12):
Yeah, I'm gonna say with myself, I have three left,
so I was gonna do one Pat, one met and
then one Alex.

Speaker 3 (01:48:18):
Now that's ways the next week can eat. Now you
have to bring us some fucking chamoy too. Yeah, and himoy.
I'll try and remember to bring the tahen tagen tagan
and the tagin. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48:32):
All right, so yeah, you eat the you eat the
team you're rooting for. He's like, I'm not gonna consume
the other team.

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
Fuck them. You just cut that part off.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
You should cut the Eagles off and just throw it
right in the trash and knowing it's that and like, hey,
let's my cake, brother, Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (01:48:48):
How did you have the Chiefs part? You fucking nerd.
I would cut it in half, in separate big. I
don't want my team touching and.

Speaker 2 (01:48:55):
Then accidentally knock it on the floor the oops oops guys,
we gotta throw it away the bad side.

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
Maybe make a smush video, make some money off of it. Yeah, yeah,
any bitches over here, that's make some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:49:11):
This is a good question, Alex at Alex mcthunder Alex
mcthunder one on on X He says, realistically, what Pokemon
do you think.

Speaker 3 (01:49:20):
You could beat up? This is very easy.

Speaker 2 (01:49:24):
All of them, pretty much all of them besides Pikachu
and Tarmander and then their evolutions.

Speaker 3 (01:49:31):
I mean it's fucking magic harp. It can't do ship.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
I mean I could stomp the ship out of magic car.
Most of the pocon doesn't even really Pokemon means pocket monsters.
They're like the size of a fucking thing that's in
your pocket.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
I think magic carb were actually pretty big. I think big.
You don't want to offensive capabilities.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
Yeah, he just flops. You can you can get into
the water. You have to get yourself in the water
or get it out of the water. Have you been
in the fucking the forest going through Cerulian City and
somebody tries to like a fucking retata comes at you.
It is at your magic carp You just throw out there.
He's got to flop around.

Speaker 3 (01:50:10):
So it's pretty big fish. It's uh just under three
feet tall. It's two foot eleven tall and weighs twenty
two pounds. But it's a fish.

Speaker 2 (01:50:18):
I can lift twenty two pounds. You know what, I'm
gonna punch it. I'm gonna grab it, take it out
of water, and just slam it on the ground as
many times as they can.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
What are you gonna do? Flop around more? I mean literally,
fishing is just beating magic carb Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:31):
I've caught bigger fish the magic car before. Yeah, fuck
you bitch. I could also take fucking uh a cocuda.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
Hard on how hard? Yeah, but it's turn based, So
the first one I kick it, it hards a little
bit then I stomp it and instead, Yeah, I would
just skike it wheedle hood. I feel like it would
suck me up. It would string shot me in the
eyes and then I won't be able to see.

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
But again, these are pocket and metapod fuck them up
to pocket monsters again, so like they they're from the
ground at this So you can be like I can
get you, but like Pikachu could electrocute me voltor okay,
maybe you want to argue voltor also get you. I
could punt the fuck out of voltore self destruct though,
see you later, dude. Yeah, it's literally you're fighting a bomb. Yeah,
he's not gonna self destruct before I kick him. And

(01:51:18):
then it's like Batman when he takes off with the
fucking nuke. It just blows up. It's like I would
just kick the fuck out of out of Volt or
he's gone, see.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Also electrocute you when you kick him.

Speaker 2 (01:51:27):
Now I'll have rubber shoes, doesn't matter done. I already
thought this through. Pikachu, you get Actually.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Somebodys probably be like take pigy, no, you dude, Sand
attack right in the eyes and then gusts you and
you go flying away.

Speaker 2 (01:51:39):
I've already said I could beat up anything.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
Also, there's swarm attackers. Remember when they fucked up Ash
and Pikachu. Ash was kind of little pigees. Piggees don't
fucking they don't play fair, they jump you.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
Yeah, I don't play fair either, buddy. I could take
out any bird. I could take out any Pokemon bird,
any bird I can fight, and I could beat.

Speaker 3 (01:51:56):
The ship out. I could fuck up me ouf. Yeah,
he's a cat like he would attached water, snap his neck,
you're gonna talk shit. I'd rope it open for a minute.
So he did Payday a couple of times, and I
got some money out of this deal. And then yeah,
yeah done. And like Tarmander.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
Fucking fire, I don't know, Yeah, not fucking with him.
He's still small though. I could stop him, But like
I wouldn't watch it like you get me. I wouldn't
want like Blastoys. I could fucking go.

Speaker 3 (01:52:25):
Past some water. No, you ain't fucking the blast I'm
not worried about that. Bubbles.

Speaker 2 (01:52:30):
We're you gonna throw vines at me? Okay, watch this
rip it out? Done so Tarmander and Pikachu.

Speaker 3 (01:52:37):
And then the Blastoys would be taller.

Speaker 2 (01:52:39):
Now their pocket monsters. Dude, he built like a tortha.
He's five three two and twenty two backs.

Speaker 3 (01:52:45):
I got fuck up blasters, dude.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
Dude, he's got cannons. He's got little little fire hoses
on his Sneak up behind him. You rip the cannons
off and beat him to death.

Speaker 3 (01:52:55):
With them the touch's body. You're not gonna rip him off.

Speaker 2 (01:52:57):
Watch me, watch me, dude, I'd fucking grabbed the pigey
I just killed.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
And rip him out. Squirrels only one foot eight, Yeah,
I'd stop the fuck out. Yeah. As I'm looking up
these sizes, man, I'm like, you know, they got a tacks,
but they're so small.

Speaker 2 (01:53:14):
That's why I'm telling you do we could take charmand
we couldn't take Charmander, Charizard or Tremellion or write you
are Pikachu, but everybody else I got.

Speaker 3 (01:53:22):
Bone is gonna be hard to He's got a fucking
helmet and.

Speaker 2 (01:53:24):
He's a dog, So I'm not gonna right, I won't
take Qbone because he's a dog.

Speaker 3 (01:53:27):
Actually, there's there's theories out there that they're Charmanders, but
then they wear the skull and the flame goes out
on their tail. You want to be a bone, then diggle.
It would be tough. But dude, I don't think. I
don't think you could take g o. Dude, it's a
rock I could take. You can do kick it. You're

(01:53:48):
gonna hurt your toe. No, I'll just throw it in
the water. It's dense. I don't know if he can.
I don't know how much they weigh. He sinks. I'm
not gonna keep googling the sizes of Pokemon and dig
a hole. Throw them in it. Diggle. It would be hard,
just because like you can't get michaelm Old, buddy, I
don't know how fast you are.

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
I don't know if you have a handspeed so fast,
so fucking fast you could You couldn't suck up snore
as I just took up birds.

Speaker 3 (01:54:13):
You try and hit snorelax, your hands just bounce, Yeah,
fight snox. He's just just sleepy, buddy, And he didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:54:18):
He's not bothering anybody. He's huge, yeah, but he's not bothering.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
He's a fucking unit, dude. He's just chilling. Dude, you're
just gonna go up and funck with someone while they're sleeping.
That spst.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
He ain't want nothing. He didn't want beef.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
I want because Snowmaks has got to be like the
greatest bean bag chair of all time. Probably I win
snow lakes over. I feel like me to snore relax
would be like a two year old cuddling on me,
But like to win snowlacs over.

Speaker 2 (01:54:43):
To beat him while you do is like snuggle up
decks and he's like, oh cool, your friend, and then
you wait till you sleep and slid his throat you.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
Like taking naps. See that's the thing. The neck is
so thick. I don't think you cut through.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
Oh you kind of right in the heart. Then yeah,
I mean you could get him. I don't just trust.
I've seen the documentaries. Man, is he trying to hit
him and it bounces off? He winn't truss, dude. I
would just play my pokeing flute, get him up and
kick his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
You fight tentacol and he stings you, and then I
gotta peel on you afterwards. H I mean I again,
just I'm going back. Charmander, Trimellion, Charizard, Pikachu. Right, you
ain't taking chard, I said, those are the ones I
can't like. All the other ones. I have no problem
beating the fuck out of them. You can take me two. Yeah,
psychic dog. So what, dude, have you fucking drooling on

(01:55:34):
the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:55:37):
No, I wouldn't think that at all. I'm an alpha dude.
I'd alpha him. He'd be fucking freaking out. I'd get mute,
and then me would fuck him up. And then I'd
suck up because me smaller.

Speaker 3 (01:55:48):
Yeah, you're confident. No, I'm confident enough. But I would
suck up a match carp and then I'd eat his ass,
just rip off his face right in front of him.
I'd fucking scale him while he was alive. No, I
want to do that. I'd kill him first, I kill humanly.
Just cut him in a half. Well, I don't know
about that one. Jim cut him in a half all

(01:56:11):
right through that. How would you kill onyx? Onyx? You
just hang them up timing and not roll them into
the water like he looks like a rock snake. I
don't know fin with snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:56:24):
You play a little play a little flute. He starts
dancing around, and then curl him up, throw him in
the water, drowns.

Speaker 3 (01:56:31):
Get a rock mongoose, Yeah, pretty much, rock mongoose.

Speaker 2 (01:56:35):
Getting good dracted by some giglets before I kill them
also and then be like I'm working with you and
like cool come up to the surface and they do him.

Speaker 3 (01:56:43):
It's Doug Trio.

Speaker 2 (01:56:44):
Actually, I was thinking of you know a lot about
Pokemon still, I guess you were playing it. I still
remember that ship off the top of dome.

Speaker 3 (01:56:51):
Bro. My niece was telling me about Pokemon. She doesn't
know about Pokemon, dude, she knows all the new ones.
New ones don't count. Please, aren't child? Please? You heard
a Pikachu and she's like, yeah, I like Pikachu. I
was like, yeah, Pikachu gets it. Dude. You know ship
about fuck wouldn't come to Pokemon all right.

Speaker 2 (01:57:10):
She's trying, and I respect that, but like, come on,
don't come here with all these new Pokemon acting like
you the Pokemon master.

Speaker 3 (01:57:17):
I'm the Pokemon master. I caught them all. If they
released the original Pokemon on VR, I would totally buy
VR for that would be sick. That would be sick.
In Yeah, Palettetown. See how thick actions it was in
the city. Dude myself, Hey, I like going home. I
like being by the water. There's water in the south

(01:57:38):
of Palettetown.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
It's not a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:57:40):
Some take what you can get.

Speaker 2 (01:57:44):
Great question, Lex, and we meant to see that's the
third turn off, like anybody that dead, no idea, It's
like hockey shit Pokemon.

Speaker 3 (01:57:53):
Like I maybe this close to the end, I can't
go any farther.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
It's your first podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
Stick with us. We're gonna be great. I promise that.
I all like this. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:58:00):
Last question we got this week is from Quentin Us
at Q the Ace on X, and Quentin says, compared
to the rest of the NFC East, would you say
that the Eagles Super Bowl win is teeny tiny or
teeny tiny?

Speaker 3 (01:58:15):
Are we comparing it to other NFC East Super Bowls?
I don't care. I don't It's teeny tiny. That's it.
It's tiny. It's teeny tiny. I don't know the team,
the biggest of those options, and they tied down the
Chiefs teeny tanny. Can you at least admit that big

(01:58:36):
dom school?

Speaker 2 (01:58:37):
And I didn't think, won't do it, won't do it
all it's tiny, teeny tanny. All right, Great questions, guys,
Great questions, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:58:46):
I'll started and ended in a bad mood, all right,
Wrapping up with a random person.

Speaker 2 (01:58:50):
Gentner at past Gray pod on X I'm at ax,
j Middleton at not Pat Dion as Pat Robert is
at Robert Bobos's zero three.

Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
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Speaker 3 (01:59:22):
I'm gonna be really mad though, if one of the
two that I have in my head is on this
initial screen to these don't count. Damn. I was totally
gonna go with Helen Willis. None of these count. Okay,
in honor of you pooping your pants, I'm gonna go
with Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 2 (01:59:42):
I'm gonna go with Samuel Samuel Jackson, Samuel Jackson, Samuel Jackson,
I'm trying to another Jackson, Andrew Jackson, Andrew jack History
month no shut up, okay, okay, no, no.

Speaker 3 (01:59:53):
No, you already said Andrew Jackson. I'm just going with
the Jackson, Michael Jackson going Michael Jackson changed to Michael
Jackson Black History Month. You're not even going with the
black guy. Yeah, at the end, thriller. He's always a thriller. Okay, Well,
if the picture comes up and it's late stage, Michael
Jackson then doesn't count.

Speaker 2 (02:00:10):
Michael Jackson, Stanuel Jackson, Lamar Jackson, Richard Burton, Ray Charles,
Tony Collette, The Birds, Dion Sanders, Andre Agacy, Katherine Hepburn
and Gordon Ramsay.

Speaker 3 (02:00:24):
That's a pretty good list of celebrities right there.

Speaker 2 (02:00:26):
Yeah, John Newcombe, Edward Robinson, Charlie Chaplin, David Letterman, The Doors,
Rod Steeger, Justin Hennon, and Emma Willis.

Speaker 3 (02:00:42):
I went from a great list to just defended on
that last one. One more Prince. That's almost Michael Jackson.

Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
Very close, Uh, Suzanne Lengland, Henry Armstrong, Bill Russell, mel
I don't know her last name, Gary Oldman, Angela as
a Dammar all.

Speaker 3 (02:01:00):
Right, didn't get it. The quarterback on there. I was close. Yeah,
you're close last week, too, very close. I came close
a lot. Yeah, I got prints. So really.

Speaker 2 (02:01:14):
All right, have a great recip your week, try not
to shoot yourself. Fuck the eagles, and until we talk
to you next time. Past the gravy bitches.

Speaker 3 (02:01:22):
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(02:02:09):
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