Pass The Gravy #614: Irritable Bowl Syndrome

The guys talk about bowling, prank phone calls, and the NFL Draft. They also learn about jazz and power rank tacos.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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it's past the grave, Grave we go and fishing for
your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and link.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Can we get rich today?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Nich bitch, Gravy Gravy, gravy girl? What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Happy gravy day. It's Past the Gravy episode number six
hundred and fourteen. And if you're watching us, you already
probably realize it. But if you're not, it's just Pat
and I and we're doing it on zoom again because
it has abandoned us when Robert's not here. We don't

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trust ourselves with the camera, and really Robert doesn't trust
sister the camera mostly and yeah, we'd probably break it.
So we do it via zoom and then we'll be
back in person again next week so it'll be better quality.
But just bear with us. We're gonna have fun. We
got long fun episode. We're gonna talk horse racing. We're

(01:15):
gonna take a break from mock draft week because Robert's
not here. We're gonna wrap that up next week. We'll
give you a recap of everything We're gonna try and
talk about gorillas fighting gorillas and maybe give you a
couple of draft grades. That's what we do on paste.
Maybe that's that's what we do here. But before that,
I've just been I've gotten in the habit of saying,

(01:37):
if this flag offends you, all help you pack, and
it's kind of taken over by life. But it's not
it can't air be a flag, canrry be a flag?
I was saying it at the Crows. I was doing
a crawfish cookoff this weekend. I hung out with some
gravy gangers there, but like I can be like this,
if this flag of fansy, I'll help you pack, And
it was like me just pointing at like crawfish.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I want to hang out at a pizza place now
and just wait for someone to order pineapple and then
wait for somebody else to comment on that. That's perfect
time to pull it out. Yeah, just call apple on pizza.
This flag offends you, I'll help the pack.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
But do it for food, do it for for music,
do it for any If this flag of free it what,
it's not a flag.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Whenever your children don't want to eat their vegetables.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Look if these flags offend you, I'll help you pack,
all right.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Liberal, that's all. That's a good thing to call your
kids liberal like that. They get real offended. Children don't
like they won't they won't know what it means.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
But then when they get older they're like my dad
called me that when he's mad.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And there was a real negative inflection on it. Seems
like a no no word.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Look, look, pat, if if this flag finds you'll have
to pack, pa, all right, just try that out. It's
fun and people kind of look at you weird, but
it's not really a flag.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
But that's a beautiful thing about that saying. If they
say something like that's stupid, it doesn't make sense, you
can say it again right.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Then, look if it defends you, I have your pack path.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
I hope you got your bags ready, Brodie, do you
want a business idea I had always?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, not always, but yes, Well this might not be
my best one. But it's a bowling alley just called
irritable bowl syndrome. I'm in right, that's it.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
If it's just a regular bowling.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Alley, just a rated bowling eye. That's just the name
with a pun name.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'm in. I was gonna say, if you've got more
weird shit, I'm down to hear it. But I'm always
down for punts. I will be the last person on
this planet laughing at puns, and I will be doing
it till the day.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
I still think puns are very funny. I think are
very funny. I'm a dad now, too, so like that
makes me think it's funnier. I feel like you like
puns goes up the more your dad.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
At least that's what I told I was gonna say.
That could be a problem for me if I get
to become a dad. What level of am I gonna hit?

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Like?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I think I'm straight up, It'll just be only Jeord's
new Balance shoes, high white socks, a but T shirt
tucked into the like it'll be bad.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
But in a good way.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Bad. Oh yeah, I'll look like the grown up version
of the guy from Pretty Fly from a White Guy.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I want to just verable meme though with with irritable
bull syndrome. Just be like, yeah, I got I b S.
And then it's just the logo. We'll make a logo, Robert,
while you're editing this, put it on a shirt like
print this shirt irritable bull syndrome. But yeah, I got IBS.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I love bowling, dude. That's that's just the shirt right there.
It says, I b s eyebowl strikes.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
No, i'd be funny of it just said, yeah, I've
got ibs, and then it said the ib S I
is I be his love and as is bowling. That'sn't
really it doesn't really add up.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
It's the fat guy taking a ship. That's just bowling balls.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
This is an angry bowling ball.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
It's already fat, an angry bowling ball trying to shoot
out smaller bowling balls.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Shitting out pins. Oh, there we go, there we go.
And we would just call it ibs, Like what you
want to you bowl at ibs? Look, buddy, if that
flag offans you, I'll help you pack.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
I bet some shitty bowling alley somewhere in the Midwest
has one of those weird animations where it is the
bowling ball shitting out pins and it says, ibs, I
do like that.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
It's like strike and it's just nine to eleven footage
bowling balls and pins, and you're like, what.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
They're the most inappropriate things that I love them so much?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Why is that a thing. I don't know. I don't know,
but we kept it. If I kept it, you.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Got a ball suicide bombing the pins, like.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Whoa, hey too soon, dude, it's despair and it's a
it's a it's a bowling ball, but it looks at
the pope because it's got the pin on its head
like a little hat, and it.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Just and then it falls down.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
What did you guys just get this one? This one
seems very recent.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
No, like I got I should join a bowling lead
and I'm built for bowling.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
You are, you are built for bawling. You look like
you would be a bowler. Like if you like, I'll
be on your team, people would be like that great,
get that guy. That guy knows how to bowl, and
then you'd suck and they'd be like, why why did
he join our team?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, I just got to get my form back, dude.
I was real good in college. I took bowling as
a class in college.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did you really?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah? I was fucking sick.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Did you have to bowl a certain score?

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Oh? Yeah, dude, I mean basically you're just in there bowling.
That's pretty and like, yeah, the test was like you
had to learn how to keep a bowling score sheet,
which I know how to do now, so that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
But because that never makes sense to me, I'm always
like the electronic thing.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Sure, I if next time we're together, I'll explain it
seether I'm not gonna do it on here.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Right, Yeah, boring people would not care.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
But yeah, no, last time I went bowling, though, I
tried to use my old like nice form. The next day,
my left hip was so fucking sore because I bet
the bowling follow through. That's not a position my body
normally finds itself in. So that's a muscle that hasn't
been worked out years.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Be a little rusty.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, and when you're fat, it's just even worse.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
When I was of age to drink, like you're that
weird phase where like you're a year older than your
friends or whatever, Like you all turn twenty one at
different eight at different times, so like some of you
can drink and some of you can't. But I want
to do things where I'm drinking, but these guys can't
go to a bar. We figured it out one summer
in college where it was just like go to the

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bowling alley because we could just get pictures of beer
and everybody can kind of drink from that, and the
boy I didn't give a shit because it was just
shitty bowling alley. And then when they did call people out,
people would just bring in liquor and get like a
coke and shit and mix it with that. So it
was solid strategy and we would put the the guard

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rails up and we would just throw most like we
would do dumb shit and just but you could play
like bowl for the afternoon, and we would just like,
all right, it's nine dollars a person to bowl for
the whole afternoon. Let's do that. And we get like
three hours of the lane or whatever, and we would
just like have the rails up and then we would
throw multiple balls down the lane. And one time I
bowled a three hundred because I did it that way,

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and they like were like, oh, congratulations, and the guy
like looked at my other friend throwing two balls down
the lane. At the same time. I was like, oh,
never mind, your piece of shit. Never never mind. I
was like, I have three three hundred. Buddy. You didn't
say I couldn't cheat.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
That's true. I mean technically, see, here's the thing. Once
I teach you how to keep your score card. You
can bowl three hundred whenever you want. It's whatever you
want down.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's just like golf.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Yeah, and honestly, you you should probably figure out or
already know how to mark a three hundred. It's just xxxxxxxxx.
But if you ever want to like fake it and
be like I rolled it two ninety six, I could
teach you how to flip those other fourders.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
That's probably I like that idea. Yeah, it don't make
the easiest way to cheat, the easiest way, Like, if
you don't understand the cards, you're just like done right.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I've had an X and three dashes over my last
three frames, which, by the way, how the fuck did
they get the name frame?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I don't know either. We'll frame in the little square.
Is that like a frame? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
We should have a professional bowler on.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
My cousin bowled a three hundred not too long ago.
He bowls every week, and then I was like, fuck, yeah,
shout Ryan.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I'm fucking jealous of that.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
He got a ring. Yeah, three hundred ring. I think
that's bad ass.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Like from the bowling out. He made it himself.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
He got it from the bowling alley.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's gotta be the cheapest. Fuck. It's like a crackerjack
ring that they just well.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
They give you the option to order it, and he did,
and I was like, I would fucking order one too.
I don't order too. I'd have a pinky one, and
then I'd have just a regular one.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh, a pinky three hundred.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Pinky bowling ring abs fucking loutely, buddy.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Like, not only am I a man using a pinky ring,
it's for my bowling, explain.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I want to start getting like really like fancy, like
they look like I won something, but they don't really
like not the bowling three hundred is not an awesome thing,
but like that like that level of like caught a
big fish, so I got a ring to commemorate it,
Like you got okay championship. I caught an eight pound bass,
like so you just gotta get a ring for it. Yeah,

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the pond was handing him out.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I want a drad old competition at summer camp and
got a ring for it.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Fantasy football ring. I know, like some of them do that,
but like you actually wear it.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Reminds me I need to text my fucking buddy and
be like when am I getting my trophy?

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Bitch?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, if you don't live together, like live in the
same area, it's tough to like, we do you just
mail it? You can just mail it.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
No, it's good, dude, you can't mail me my trophy.
I need you to hand it over in person so
that I can mock you for not being as good
as me.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah. I do not know where our fantasy football trophy is.
We we did do the hand it off or mail it,
but then people moved and then it's just like somebody's
just got a trophy.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
Now, well we do, whoever one of the previous year
has to engrave the next guy's name on it. So yeah,
but the problem with that is, aside from like one
dude in our group who's a real adult, everyone else
will just put off getting that engraving done until the
next season, which is about what's about to happen.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty much. It kind of like if
you lose the the pick them back.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
I'll know what you're talking about that one.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Hey, you're we're gonna watch the Derby this weekend. Maybe
we just get a tattoo.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
What can we get someone to come to your house
and do the tattoos.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
That's probably more expensive.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Probably, but like what if it's not.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
If it's not, then it's tattoo.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah, syphilis, and.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't want that. I'm not a big fan of
getting syphilis.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
But yeah, you don't hate it. You're just not a
big fan.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
It's not a big fan of it, you know, I
get it happens. Hey, I'm not a fan of it,
right right.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
So I don't think that's an issue. I don't know
either way.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I think that might be chlamydia.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
I think syphilis is more burning.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I know Hitler had syphilis.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
That guy fucked.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Over his country and not just his country, quite a
few other lands as well. Yeah, and a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
All right, it'llly got off too easy for World War two.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Yeah, Mussolini World War two.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Nude Italians have it a a A.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
The Jersey gave us to sopranos. It's like they get
a pass. That's all you need. The New York Giants,
the what Giants, New York Giants, they just play in Jersey.
A lot of real estate problems there.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Also, I'm pretty sure Springsteen's from Jersey.

Speaker 3 (13:21):
So yeah, and Springsteen the boss. Last thing I had
after irritable bouce or irriable bull syndrome was I've been
listening to jazz recently. It all started with Severnths. They
have a scene where somebody listens to defiant jazz, and
I was like, I thought, all jazz is supposed to

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be defiant because you're breaking rules with jazz, right, that's
a good point. But I was just like there was
one song that they played and I was like, what
is the song from seventh? So I looked it up.
And so this has been I watched Severance like a
month two ago, a month or two. But my new
habit at this new place we live is like if
I'm home on Saturday or Sunday, like, I'll go, I'll

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hit my my I get a little high, get a
little high going, and then I take the dog out
for a walk. We do a mile around this little
track and I listen to jazz because like there's no
words in it, and it kind of clears my head.
So like, oh, a little hungover from Saturday or whatever
Sunday morning, a little uh, you know, get a little high,

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and then go walk the dog, listen to some jazz
and it rocks. And what I also realized the other
day when I was doing it, was that jazz just
has the coolest fucking names of all the songs, because
if you don't have words in your song, you can
name it literally anything.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I mean, it's true. Also if you're blank twenty two,
most of their songs have absolutely nothing to do with
what the song is about.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah. True, it's true you did with any song, but
like jazz specifically, like Flight of the Bumblebee wash Well,
but like name fits that night, but it could have
also been app anything else, And you're like, oh, because
it does kind of I guess that.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
But it sounds like it's like but like, but also
it could be anything. Jessica by the Almond Brothers that
could have been named anything. Why the fuck is it Jessica?

Speaker 3 (15:14):
True?

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Wizards and Winter by the Electric Light Orders Orchestra, the
Christmas Yeah, all of them. They mean absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
But that again doesn't have anything that doesn't have any
music or any words in it, does it.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
No, That's what I said. Yeah, like all lyricless songs,
can you just do?

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, Explosions in the Sky they just like the Friday
Night Lights band. Oh yeah, I saw them live one
time and they fucking kicked ass dude.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
They just do.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, play that guitar? What's up next? More guitar? Ship?
When do they sing? They don't. They don't sing at all.
It's just dudes just riffing on the guitar.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
They rock's lights theme The Grateful Dead, I feel like
could have no lyrics to their music and it would
be the same thing, kind of like, but that's a
Grateful Dead. I mean they are a jam band that
happens to have words.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
But jazz lyrics like jazz not having words, and any
song really it doesn't have words, can just name itself anything.
I just wanted to read some I just wanted to
read some jazz songs that I wrote down. And this
is just from like a jazz playlist. This isn't like
I didn't really like look for too many. I just
scrolled through it. I was like, these are cool names.

(16:36):
Shaky Jake, great.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Name that that sounds like that would be the musician.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
No, it's Joe McPhee. Shaky Jomp by Joe McFee, Slaps
the Cat by Jimmy Smith, Pool of Love'll Come. That's
less Baxter. No, but it could be. And you just
like make everything like a loose cut reference and you're like, no,
it's jazz. It's just how jazz is baby.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Love all over you.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
That's jazz like Ron Swanson does or.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Was Duke Silver Wait for the towel, wait and.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Wait for my jazz to wash all.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Over you, open up and accept this jazz.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. Jazz machine. Spooky. There
was just one called Spooky that wasn't a spooky song either.
Wasn't here a spooky song? Cash Tat or Poo too
by the oneness of Juju great poo too, poo too
po to?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
How the fuck do you settle on that name? I know?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
But the band was oneness of Juju, and I was like, fuck, yeah,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
I got a poo too. That's the name of our
next song.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Experiment in Terror by Henry Mancini.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Scary.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
No, it's jazz. It's like, hey, what have we just
dun dun, dun, dun. Call that one Experiments and terror,
all right, I don't know what else you'd call it.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
I had a smile on my face the whole time
we were making that.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
That's the terrifying part. You just spent which every way
you want Kiva Khan has a song called Palace of
the Tiger Woman. Again no words, so you have no
idea about the Tiger Woman or the palace or any
of that. I have so many questions.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
There better at least be a mandolin in that song.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I don't believe there was some of a bitch uh
the two headed free Up. I don't know what a
free up is, but Ronnie Foster wrote about that. Blue
Mitchell wrote a song called high Heel Sneaker. It's just
a funny name.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Or short kings out there, they might be.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Ben Lamar Gay wrote a song called Aunt Lola and
the Quail.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
That's a phenomenal name, great name. I don't eat like.
That's one of those ones where it's such a good name.
You can name any song that and it would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
You could just It's like jazz is just you pick
a song, you pick a sentence out of a book,
and you like, pick a random sentence. You like, that
is the name of this song, and that's how it
goes h And then one that I figured you'd like
is Mama you can bet by Got and Georgia Ann Molden.

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So that ocks I think I lost it. For a second.
There Pat Pat All right, well we don't have Pat
there oops obviously if he can reconnect while we're doing that,
there we go, there we go. Yeah, you froze on me.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yeah, that was strange, filled full bars.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well, I was telling you there was one that was
called Mama you can Bet by Jot and Georgia Ann Moulden,
and I was like, that one rocks. But pretty much
like I just I said, before you cut out, you
just open any random book and pick a sentence and
that's the name of a jazz song.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
I mean that's the beauty of jazz. Dude. It's completely free.
You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
My other question I had really about jazz was like,
when you record a studio album, you go in there
and you're like, all right, we worked in the riffs,
you come in with the chorus, here, you do this here.
Is it jazz supposed to just be spontaneous? Live jazz? Live?
Jazz is spontaneous? Yeah, Because that was my thought. I
was like, you go in the studio, do you have

(20:58):
any clue what you do? Like, you know, I brought
a saxophone. Do I played the sax for that? We
don't need sax. I don't need the sax for this one.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I swear to God, if I go to a live
jazz club and I see one piece of sheet music,
I'll I'll throw a fit.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I've never been to a jazz club, but now I
kind of want to go, Like this is a sham.
And also when you when when I'm walking around a
little stone and I'm listening to that jazz, I feel
like I'm superior. I'm like, we've got all these simpletons.
I am listening to classy music like jazz.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I feel like you think you probably are walking normal,
but in reality you're probably are flying everywhere being all crazy.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
And like we.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Did talk about the like we've done it before, about
the sexiest instruments, and like jazz has all of them. Yeah,
it starts a little piano part right there, Gillow cool
drums going saxophone comes in trumpets sometimes.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Like hell yeah, trump it can be real sexy.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
So yeah, shout out to jazz music, dude, try it out.
Sometimes you gotta be in the mood for it. When
you're all stressed out, turn on a little jazz and
you're like, haha, I feel defiant. Does it make me.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Feel defiant jazz. I would say more it makes me
feel uh groovy, which is like so uncool that it
almost can't fit with jazz. But that's how it makes
me feel.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
What did would you bring in for PREAKM segment?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I just I saw a story. I think it came
out this morning or yesterday. That just it makes it
horrifying the concept of sometimes having kids, not because because
kids are bad. These kids are awesome, they're amazing, but
every once in a while you have a kid that
grows up to be a shithead and ends up costing

(22:59):
you lots of money. Case in point, the defensive coordinator
of the Atlanta Falcons before the draft, he was given
a list of a bunch of different the phone numbers
for all the players, so when it's time to call him,
you have it. I guess he left it out and
his son found it, and the story it happened a

(23:21):
prank called his son's friend prank called Shador Sanders during
the draft, making him think he was being drafted when
he wasn't. And you might go, ah, you know that's
you know, that's really dumb and it mean, but you know,
kids are stupid. I say, kid, he's fucking twenty one.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
But and don't get me wrong, I did dumbest it
in college too. Yeah, I feel like I would know, Hey,
maybe I shouldn't steal this from my father and get
it to do a joke. And if I'm gonna do that,
maybe I don't let my film my friends film it
with me on camera.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
That was the dumbest part to me, because it's like,
there's no way gets out if it was someone else's
phone number besides you yours, if you don't get on
fucking camera.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Like a loser, and it's not even like you're it's
just some kid whose dad, you know, is assistant equipment
of managing your dad's a defensive coordinator. He was the
head coach of the New York Jets last year, interim
head coach, interim still head coach. Put some respect on it.
You got to earn that title by other people being
bad at their job but still earn Yeah. But yeah,

(24:25):
so because of that, in his sudding a shithead of
the dumb ass, he cost the team two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars a loss of draft picks.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
They lost a draft pick. I thought it was just
the money, and then his dad got one hundred thousand
diar fyeu.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh no, yeah, no, sorry, I thought it said draft picks.
It was over draft frank the key word. But so
you gotta like being his dad.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Dollars to an NFL franchise though is nothing like.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
That, but still imagine having to go to your boss
and be like, yeah, sorry about the two hundred and fifties,
like it means nothing, but it's still like rich guys
don't like giving up any money. Sorry, my son was
such a fucking dickhead. Yeah, and it cost you two
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
But what's also funny is that he wasn't the only
person they got prank phone called. Shador wasn't the giants
pick Abdul Carter got prank called right before he got taken.
They told him he was going to the Jags. And
then there's a Buffalo Bills guy. They got rank called
like six times, they said, but.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
There was one two where the guy got drafted. The
guy got drafted and then they prank called him to
say he got traded.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I saw that too. But because it wasn't Shadoor,
you'll get the spotlight. Because Shador also had one hundred
and seven cameras around him at all times during the
whole process. Again, it's fucked up to do that.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Kind of funny. Also more fucked up.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I laughed initially and I was like, no, that's fucked up.
The way to spin it is that Shidhoy Standers is
probably a million there right now. He had Louis Vattan
chests just full of cash. Not saying that justifies it.
It doesn't. You shouldn't do that to people. But I
don't really care, Like that's like I don't really care

(26:13):
about a dual carter getting prank called. I don't really
care it's a prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Yeah. I mean also, like twenty three year old me
would have been like this lawyer is anybody saying it's
not as kind of a pussy It is part of
being in my mid thirties.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Now, I'm like, it was mean.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That probably sucked really bad.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
It's mean spirited, but I don't know. Shit happens. And
it's weird that like the NFL to like frown upon
that when you gave Ray Rice a four game suspension
for beating the shit out of his wife and drag
her into an elevator and trying to cover it up,
Like that's weird when you let like when Ray Lewis
stabbed someone to death and then didn't get a suspension

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at all.

Speaker 5 (26:52):
He was.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Likely was the Chiefs running back, it was then not
the Chiefs running back, and then was the chief running
back last season. Yeah, Kareem Hunt. He like picked the
shit out of a lady.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Tyreek Hill. Also, Yeah, like the NFL is not really
like their their record on like looking at characters like
character flaws, does it really like it's weird. They're like,
you know what, no place for prank phone calls. Though,
if you hit your wife, We're gonna give you four

(27:34):
games if you fucking prank phone call. That's the fucking
line we draw.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I mean, this was the draft for just overreactions to
minor shit. Literally was that And then mel Kiper absolutely
losing his mind on the broadcast because people wouldn't draft.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Shure, We'll get to the draft. I guess a little
bit more, but yeah, that is it was wild.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
I love the draft.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
I love the Draft.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I'm so happy.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I hate it, but I love it at the same time.
I love it because it's like you just spin zone
everything that happens, like, that's gonna work out great for
my team, Like that's gonna be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I mean you get the exciting picks out there
at the top, but then you also have to be like, oh, yeah,
that's why we're here.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
And now you don't have to be there next year
because we'll be good. But we won't because I looked
at our schedule, it's not gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
And also, Russy's your starting quarterback.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Don't worry about that. It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
We'll get in the draft a little bit. What else
did you have for a pre com segment?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I mean just that just kids, Yeah, fucking morons.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Just don't fucking get on video dude.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Yeah, like at sixteen, I'd be like, Okay, you're in
twenty one. You should know better. This kid's probably in
business school at a very good fucking college, and he's
not smart enough to realize, hey, let's not video this.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
His dad beat his ass.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
I hope, so his dad could definitely beat his ass. Well, yeah,
his dad's a big scary motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
They did.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I hope it was of those ones where, like his
dad tells him like come home this weekend. And he
gets home and like he's walking up the driveway and
walks in the garage and the garage door just closes
behind him. His dad just walks out with two sets
of boxing gloves and he's like, all right, this is
what's happening next, Like when Hank.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
Discovered while Walter Waite and he was Heisenberg and then
a fucking he didn't watch Breaking Bad spoilers?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Thanks fuck, I thought you were gonna say what Hank
Will put on Boxing Loves with Bobby was like, yeah,
but let's not punching.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
Let's not punching for sure. All right, Well that was
our pre come segment. Let's move on to the comeback Kids. Sam.
When we tell you what's back this week in the news, according.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
To us, it's the comeback kid, Comeback Kid of the Week,
Comeback Kid of.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
The Week, bitch. Our first get back kid this week
is Gorillas. Are you about that shit?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
Pat?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I mean, if there's one person on here that is
very famously pro gorilla on this podcast, it's you.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
All right, but I think I tides are turning man
this weekend. It's it's one of those things where like
people ship on the Internet and like Twitter, slash x,
whatever you wanna call it, all the time they're like,
what we lose such a fucking garbage draft? Or do
people would use that like because funny stuff happens on
it and you can talk about the draft in real time,

(30:34):
and you can watch sports games with people and bitch
about Jalen Green having an off night and how much
of a fucking bitch ass motherfucker Draymond Green is and
how he should be ejected and then not feel like
you're alone. But then sometimes then something like this weekend
happens where you're like, fuck, yeah, that's the Internet, that's
what the Internet's for. And somebody had posted, uh, not

(30:57):
word for word, I'm paraphrasing because they can't use. One
of the words the use was how many dudes if
you had one hundred dudes, could it take down one?
Could they take down one silverback gorilla? And that was
the embraced debate that just the internet was torn on

(31:18):
on all of that.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
I don't see how the Internet's torn at all on us.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
They weren't to well. Some people were like, there's no
fucking way, and then you know, like I believe the
thing was like, you got to be about that shit.
You gotta be about that action. Was the original tweet.
There was like one hundred dudes could absolutely take down
at a Silverback gouerrilla. But if you've got to be
about that action, and I having three days now to
think about it, I agree. I agree one hundred versus

(31:42):
one in just about anything is wild, like that's wild eyes.
I'm not saying that Silverback Guerrilla is not gonna fox
some shit up because the silver Back Guerrilla, like, people
will die, people will not make it out alive, and
you guys just know that's the case. But like the
tweet said, you gotta be about that action. You gotta

(32:03):
be like, all right, we charge it like this is
Sparta or whatever was it, three hundred that was what
they did. Yeah, you gotta do that, like we know
it might not come out of this live, but we
gotta fucking go. It's like three hundred divided by three
against the gorilla instead of xerxes.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I've only heard one argument for why one hundred men
would be one because because absolutely you want to. I
don't care how you say about that. People forget how
much stronger gorillas are than do you know how we
know how strong gorillas are.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Have you learned that we watched them?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
No, we actually have zero metrics to understand how strong
gorillas are. You know, gorillas like pretty regularly escape from
zoos around the world because we don't know how tall
to make their enclosures. Because we will make them like
twenty thirty feet, they find a fucking way out there.
We have no metrics on this planet to describe how
strong they are. I don't care how down you go.

(33:05):
I don't care if you have one hundred fucking Nick
and Nate diaz Is who are fucked in the head
and will never stop in a fight. People are like, oh, dude,
you rush them and then you just grab limbs. There's
not a man on this planet that can hold down
a gorilla arm. There's not five men on the planet
that can hold down a gorilla arm. There's someone the
gorilla could literally just grab everything, snap the thing people

(33:25):
keep forgetting too. Gorillas have fangs. People don't think about
them as having it. They have teeth that are made
for ripping blast strombone. And not only that, as we attack,
the gorilla is faster, it's gonna circle to the outside.
A gorilla, especially a grill that has one hundred people
trying to kill it. Girl's gonna win. Girl's gonna win.
I don't care how you get eaten.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Most of the people get killed. The majority of dudes
get killed. But you gotta go the Star Wars method
with the ataights and you just gotta trip it up.
You gotta get it on the ground and you have
work on your grand and Patty. He's still gonna fuck
up some of you. But like it's just gotta be.
You gotta move as a unit. You gotta move as
a unit.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Like only like eight guys can get him get out
of him at once.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
No, you gotta get like six, seven, eight guys on
each limb at the same time. And then you ask
somebody just pull on the other side so he doesn't
know who to go for. He's not gonna he's gonna
be confused. You could have a couple of lines of
defense in that, and then he's gonna get gassed at
a certain point in time. I think a hundred men
definitely could take down a stillback gerrilla. I think any
less than a hundred, No.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
The only way it's gonna work. The only argument I've
heard someone's gonna suck off the gorilla. The only way
you're gonna stop him is you start blowing him and
then he's just too confused to fight back. Then you
can overwhelm them. But somebody's gonna put that gorilladic.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
In their mouth. Put Kanye, Kanye, Kanye.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Take down on it. If somebody sucks off the gorilla,
I think you got a shot other in that. No way,
Grilla's ripping people to shreds. You like people are like.
You don't understand. The gorilla can grab you and then
just rip the flesh off of your arm. You're done.
I don't care how down you are. When there's no
When you can see the bone, both bones of your
forearm because the skin has been peeled back over your hand,

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you're done.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah, but you gotta just be about that ship, dude.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Grill might grab poop in its hand, flink some hitch
in the eye. You're incapacitated. You nobody can. Nobody can
fight with poopy.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You have pink eye from poopy.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You can fight with pink eye. You can't fight with poopy. Poop.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I leads the pink eye.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
It does, but it's treatable. Can't poo poop in your eye.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
There's no chance nobody wants to be that guy. I
think we have to disagree on this one because I
think it will happen. And then really like you just
got to make sure that you're fighting in the Cincinnati
Zoo because they'll come out and they'll take care of them.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That's what.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Since anty does they just shoot gorillas? Never mind?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Also, I would like to point out I'm one hundred
percent not about it. I would not be one of
the guys.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Yeah, don't sign up unless you're about it, and I'm not.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Also, see, here's the thing. I think. I think you
could find one hundred guys in this world that if
you let them attack a girl, they would win.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
If you packed like Bwayne the Rock Johnson throw, if
you had your pick of the litter, if you just
took randomly from the pool of guys that say that
they could do it, the gorilla is winning because most
guys that think they could are total bitches and definitely
could not.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I agree with that, Like I probably know I wouldn't
be I would probably know ten to fifteen guys that
would think they could do it. Id all of them
would die if they were the last fifteen to attack.
They would die.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah. I wouldn't be in the group to do it,
but I think that there is groups that could do it.
They just get the NFL players, they could do it.
Bunch of linemen.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
You'd have to take that new four hundred and thirty
pound defensive tackle and hope he just falls on the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Absolutely, yeah, Hellodi nata to him out there.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
I did forget about sumo wrestlers.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Suma wrestlers would fox some should I have a couple
of those guys in there.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
They woant to. They couldn't really kill the gorilla, but
they'd be able to keep it off of them.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
They play defense while the other guys try and do everything.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
They just four of them get around the gorilla and
all pass block it until it gets frustrated as a
heart attack.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
Sometimes if there's been an Astros game on, I think
it's Space City Sports Network or whatever is what the
astras are on. If the person that was doing work
that night before had it on in the studio I
work in, it'll be on that network still and they
like four in the morning run suma wrestling replace sometimes
and it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
That that should be a sport that needs to crack
American culture.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I don't know too much of the rules because they
just push the person out a circle.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Push them out of their it seems like. But and
you can like grab onto the other guy's diaper.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, weggie, Like why was that what they wore? They're like,
you could wear pants tradition.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
There was no pants back then. I mean now there
is also way funnier that big fat guy in Hyeah.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Like football used to have no helmets and then we
had leather helmets. Now you have actual helmets.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Like like, I don't want to do amateur boxing, Like
I don't really feel like getting hit in the face
at this point in my life. But if bars had
amateur sumo, you better believe your boy would be in there.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
They do have amateur sumo. It's just the like office
sumo where it's.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Like no no, no, no no no. I'm talking like,
clear out the volleyball court at your bar one night,
put a circle in the sand, hand me a giant diaper,
and let me another fat guys try and push each
other around in the sand.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
They apre sick.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
You have free bar tab dude, and it's sumer that's
all you need.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Like, I'm not gonna get hurt. Worst case scenario, dude
pushes me out of there. I guess I could fall
backwards and hit my head. Not gonna happen, natural athlete.
I think it would just be really funny to be like, yeah,
you're stronger than me. I'm fatter than you, though can't move.
I'm stoic like rock.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
But yeah, the Gorillas make it comeback this week. That
was a fun debate online and then people like simmed
like they got Ai to do a bunch of shit
and sow like make it seem like this is how
this would go. And I was all about that. That
was tight. I would not be about that action in
real life. But like, I think there's a hundred people
that would be they would be down and that it
would work.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
We need Ultimate Warrior to make a comeback to that
TV show and they can lock this.

Speaker 4 (39:46):
Up for us.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Fuck yeah, dude, But they like was MythBusters. It's just
online embrace debates that they have to do.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Now.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
They're like, come on, fucking are you serious? How are
you gonna mimic a hundred people? I don't know. I
just want to see silverback Gorilla, Jamie, I.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Just want to see Nick Diaz or Nate Diaz in there.
Pick me up. I fuck up there. Gorilla tested all
of his punch strength and ship.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
If it has like the like the UFC press conference,
it's just like, yeah, I'm a fuck that bitch up.
And then the girls are listen.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I think they're morons for taking this fight, but you know,
these guys are ultimate competitors. They want to find out
if they're better than the gorilla.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
It is the ultimate fighting championship. We're going to ultimately
fight it out for a championship with the Gorilla. It's
what everybody wants. So what the people want, give the
people what they want. What else do we have for
a pre come? We had draft grades, they're back. I
don't know if you saw I did first round draft grades.
They forgot to do the rest of the draft grades.

(40:54):
But you know what, packers, I'll give them an a,
give them an a.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Oh yeah, now you are, now that we're face to
face virtually, well, no, you.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Just the bit and I don't know if you guys
understand it's a bit is that draft grades don't mean anything,
so you just say whatever your team is, guy, in
A plus everybody in your division guy in F and
then people that like I just try to make it
look random.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
But I understand that the draft braids mean nothing. But
you understand as well as I do that even though
they do save me nothing, you feel good when you
see an A, don't you.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, but it B is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, but also your end and you made the draft raids.
You should have given me an A.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
I was really just focused on the nfcast and then
it worked because people would buy it either, well, well
how did Baltimore get it? Be minus Baltimore definitely out
of A. I'm like, dude, look, I know Ball. I'm
the one that grinding the tape not at all, and
I know these things. And then you just tell everybody
that you know Ball more than them, and then they

(41:54):
either leave you alone or they argue back with you,
and I just stop responding.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
It is bullshit that every single year the entire league,
let's just absolutely sick defenseman fall to the Ravens. In
the mid to late twenties, this guy had some character issues, Yeah,
but is he not probably the most talented safety in
the entire class. Well again, though, character issues maybe make

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you slide later in the first round. They don't make
you slide out.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
At least he didn't. He may have absolutely just been
the worst person ever to women, but at least he
didn't prank phone call anybody.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
I mean, we don't know that. You gotta wait for
the investigations to come out spin Zone.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
He may or may not have done terrible things to him,
but he pan if he prank phone called him, actually
he should be out of the league. But if that's
the new thing, like the league is cracking down and
like like you're like, fuck Marcus Golden prank phone called somebody,
They're gonna kick him out of the league. Now one
year's suspension?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
What how? Fuckodel, don't even joke about that, man, don't
even joke about.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
The guy in my prank phone call. But yeah, the
Giants won the draft pretty much. Ah, so that's cool.
It's cool'll be back drafts so bad.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Yeah, That's what really hurt me the most about it, though,
was as soon as Jackson Dart was drafted, I was
texting you throwing darts, let's go, trying to hype you up,
and then you give my team a b. It felt
like you stabbed me. In the back.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I didn't mean it that way, buddy, Like I.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Said, throwing darts, you couldn't send me one, oh Golden hour,
you fucking asshole, or golden Well.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
To be fair, I was asleep by that time.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Fair.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
I didn't even see the Jackson Dart play or the
Jackson Dart trade until the next morning when I woke up,
I was like, I do a card tight.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
That?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Then that's the draft.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
You don't love ball.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I do love ball. That wasn't ball though, I was
just picking guys that play ball.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I don't like your attitude right now about the draft.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I said, I love the draft, but like, the draft
is also the easiest thing to tune out of and
be like, I'm just gonna check my phone and every
now and then and see where we're at. Camp Scattibo.
When we got him, I fucking lost my mind.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I was so mad at that, because did you get
him in the third round? On the fourth round?

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Fourth?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Fourth? That's what I thought. I said to my brother
before the draft. I was like, I want camp Scattabo
in the Packers so bad. He's like, well, we don't
really need him, Like I don't care for the four
plays a game that Josh Jacobs comes out of the game.
I want Cam Scattabo to be the guy.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
That's like, yeah, now, this guy's gonna run you over,
like face first.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
A literal scatback and it's not really a scat bag.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
And my brother's a gay. I just I don't think
he's gonna be there even into the third round. Sure
he goes to the fourth. I was like, man, fuck you, Andrew.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
It's pretty great. Really, the draft is fun. If you
like look ahead at people, You're like, I know some
of these names. The Giants could get that guy. That's
really cool. And as I tweeted out, I was like, yo,
if the Giants, I would be a very happy boy
if the Giants draft Camp Scattibo And then Giants drafted
Camp Scatbow and I was a very happy boy.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
Not only that, but the Cowboys drafted Blue, who was
a he's bust, so don't even worry about that, he's busted.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Also as funny as the Jaguars drafted a guy his
last name was Teuton right before Scatabo. He was also
running back, and I was like, yeah, I'd rather have
Scatabo than Tuton.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I'm too. You got Tuton and Scat, and.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Then somebody can make a shirt for Robert. Just make
this for Jaguars fans. It says I love Tuton. Ooh,
and then they gave me like I bet you do,
but also make it not and then it switches to
Teuton and then oh fuck, not only do you.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Take the player I want? You take the player with
the funniest.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Name, Scat who practices tackling on telephone poles, Psycho Jackson Dart.
No downside, no downside at all, though, Like, what's the
what's like? How could that not work out?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah? I mean no outside, we don't ever don't watch
the Florida tape.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
But no, no downsideide, no downside, It's all roses. It's
gonna work out.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Throwing darts.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So I'm gonna start ripping SIGs, dude. I'm just gonna
start smoking SIGs all the time.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Dude. Everyone knows that if there's an easy sick pun
like that for your quarterback, he's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (46:23):
He's gotta be like that's the joke.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Hold on, wait, do you still have your Daenny dime
sticker behind you? As you get rid of it. Okay, good, good,
you got to exercise the demons.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
It was gone in the last place too, so it
didn't work. But yeah, it's fine. He's the cults problem.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Now. Now you gotta get a dark board. Oh dark board, dude,
a dartboard. In every week, the opponent that you're playing,
you just you put Yeah, you put that on the
dark board.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Not players, though, It's got to be the team logo
because if you accidentally put it off a defensive player,
it's like throwing interceptions. You don't want to do that. Fuck,
you're right, So just the logo. Throw darts at the logo,
or or you put one of your wide receivers on there. Nope,
that yeah, opposing logo.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Opposing logo works. That's safe. That's safe. But yeah, I
don't know. I really didn't know too much about him
going in. I was like, that's not the guy I
really want. Cam Wood has already gone. But they did
say Brian Dabele had been zeroing in on him since January,
and there was another guy that people were like, he's
not an NFL quarterback, he had bad film, he didn't

(47:41):
play on a team. There's really all that good he's
not that great. And then then Josh Allen got trapped
to the Bills because Brian Dable wanted him. And then
Josh Allen's just won the MVP. So really, Josh Allen
or Jackson Dark could be the future MVP of the NFL.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I mean there was another guy like that too, where
they're like, you know that he didn't have a lot
of production and his team wasn't that great, but you
know what, he's got the measurables. And that was Dandy.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
That is now is Pat Shermer?

Speaker 4 (48:11):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yes, yes, yeah, that was Pat Shermer, who was the
offensive coordinator for Shador Sanders, who we were like, now,
fuck that guy. He fucked our franchise. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
We're not going to Shador. And that is probably why
I didn't take Shador.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Who oh excuse me.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
And we got Abdual Carter, who's gonna add like, we
might have the best defensive line in the league. We're
gonna murder quarterbacks, dude.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
This is why the draft is great.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Just yeah, you just spin zone everything and it's gonna
be positive. There's no downside.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
I'm just jacked up because the Packers never make a
sexy pick in the first raft. I can't say never
did jaire Alexander a few years ago? They'll go but
normally it's offensive lineman, defensive lineman, and it's never it's
usually it's not even a guy that's gonna start in
year one. It's like, no, we're drafting you for depth.
That's all the Packers do first time? And is it
twenty three years? They said, thirty two years Packers drafted

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wide receiver in the first round.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
I want to pass. Do you think Aaron Rodgers was?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Oh, he had to be living when I leave, Like
every fucking year, this is the only thing I asked
for from you guys.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Just draft me another stud guy and they're like, nah,
not now.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
I thought that's cool.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
To be fair, we did get him Davante in the
second and Jordan Nelson in the second over the year,
so but pretty.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Good till I thought that the best Packers pick, the
coolest son was the guy that had waited three days
to get drafted and was still in the green room,
which bad move on his part to go to the draft, Like,
if you think you could be a third day pick,
why did you go?

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He one he probably didn't think he would be two.
He was like fucking free snacks. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
But by day two you're like, fuck, it's like.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Day one, full layout. Day two they've got a okay spread.
Day three it's like I was gonna say, it was
just Kroger Deli Sandwich is where it's like twenty all
in one and they're kind.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Of soggy because they've been out like since first day
in the morning. Yeah, and then they left over once
in the night before that was the gout. No, No,
that's what they had.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Yeah. I mean most of our names, I didn't really
know anyone, but I so I did the thing where
I went back the last couple of years and started like, okay,
well let me grade our previous couple drafts. We did
pretty well in the first three rounds. After that, there's
not a lot of not a lot of hits from
four to through seven. But we got a couple guys
still on the team. That's right. It's part of being
a good organization. You get you go, dude, I just

(50:28):
the process, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:29):
Trust the process. That's what I'm gonna start doing after
this draft.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Also, we got Golden so that's sexy pick and we're
tired of our other speed receiver going out every two
weeks with a hamstring.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
That's true, that'll be helpful. But yeah, the draft. Shout
out to the Texans. Also, we're trading with the Giants
and not making us get up a first round pick.
That was cool.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Cool man shout out for getting both of the wide
receivers from Iowa State. That's awesome. I love that game play.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, like, oh, they're tight. And also we have had
some issues with the wide receiver position being injured. What
if we got eleven wide receivers.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Does all of the guys whoever's healthy, you get to play.
Stroud's gonna get you the ball.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah, get open all you got to do.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
You don't even have to get that over, just catch
it when it comes to you.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
That's fair. And then they got some offensive line protection
for CJ. So that was good. Shout out to the Texans.
All right, well, draft grades, you're back and mel Kaiperman
fucking meltdown. The dur thing was really weird, But then
when all that stuff came out, it's like, maybe it's
not that weird.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
I've been started dusing quarterbacks for fifty years of the NFL.
They don't know what they're doing. Mel you said, if
Jimmy Clausen wasn't a star, you'd retire, and then refuse
to do so when he sucked.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
You also didn't have Patrick Mahomes as your number one
receiver or number nine quarterback.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
Had him as the fifth quarterback in that draft class,
had Achille Smith super high on his I think he
had them as his number two wide receiver that year.
How'd that go?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah? Not great? The draft grades officially back, and then
our last comeback kid this week is horses, because the
fucking Derby is this week.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
And ready to crust some jewelers?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
My friend?

Speaker 1 (52:11):
What I said? You ready to crush some.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Mitchell Yeah, Me and Pat are gonna do our annual
tradition that we started last year. So now it's annuel.
We're just gonna get wasted on mentulips.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Bet on a bunch of horses.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
The minchellips aren't that good, but we just kept drinking them,
and after you drink a lot of them, then they're
the first couple aren't great. But because it's like one
of those, we're like, like I like having a it's
like having a Margarita's are good? All the time. But
it's like if you didn't like margaritas and you're at
a Mexican restaurants, like this works. I'm here, let's do
this having a pina colada on the beach. It's kind

(52:49):
of like that. You might not like pina colatas, which
I think are rocking everywhere.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
But like, who doesn't like pen clos?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I don't know. Weird people.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
They don't like coconuts? Shut up? You like the texture?
This doesn't. There's no texture to this.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
It's like a milkshake, which is the best shit ever.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Just drink it, pineapple and rum and sweetness. It's just go.
Can't trust someone that doesn't like.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
The Peani coladae. Yeah yeah, but Mitchellips, were you crushed?
Mitchellips on Saturday? And Acraavy Gambles If you want to
follow us on X we'll be tweeting out our bets
all day long. We're probably gonna lose a lot because
you know, I like to say, where did they last year?
We lost money a little bit, not much, not a

(53:33):
ton of money. But also you can throw like a
two dollars ticket or a six dollar ticket or a
ten dollar ticket max, And like we do a couple
of those. It's not that we're throw one hundreds of dollars,
but that's that's fun. And then with the real story
is he's like Toby Keith is also back with horses
because even though our ipr sweet Prints Toby Keith passed
away last year, his lifelong dream was to have a

(53:53):
horse in the Kentucky Derby. And he owns Render Judgment,
which is can competing in the Kentucky Derby, the actual Derby,
not just the races before it Render Judgment. But does
that not seem like a Toby Keith song name Render Judgment? Look, terrorists,

(54:15):
when when you're trying to fuck with America, you better
render that judgment. Also jazz song will send you to
God and he will render his judgment. Absolutely yeah, but
also jazz perfect jazz name.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
I'm trying to look it up right now. I think
when I checked before, he had the longest.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Odds, which means we're gonna well, he's one of the
longest ones.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Oh that's Kentucky Oaks. I hit the wrong one and
I was like, oh shit, to be withdrawn.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
So coolest name is American Promise. That would also be
a Toby Keith Horst too.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Probably he's no longer the longest odds, which means people
have just been betting him because it's Toby King's horse, just.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Like me Admired Daytona.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
See.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
The horse names are Citizen Bull, No Equos, Final gambu At, Rodriguez,
American Promise, and Mayor Daytona luxury Cafe. Journalism is the
favorite at three to one. Burnham.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Of course, of course journalism puts itself first.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Is it a big jay? Tell you what I find out.
I don't trust that horse flying mohawks, pool tis tastic grande.
I mean, dude, what a whole battle. Yeah, that's a
horse I can get behind.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Yeah. Plus twenty two hundred.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Thirty to one odds is.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
What I see.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Uh, Sandman, I think I might go Sandman just from
Mariano Rivera.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Also Rodriguez. That's a great name for a horse. Who's
that That's Rodriguez. No, no, no, the horse, Yeah, that's
the what I'm talking.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
About, the lords the name. Oh the jockey.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
No no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
I would like I would love to have a Kentucky
Derby horse and I would name it like Bill. Everyone
in the world would be mad, like no horses, you're
gonna give weird names. No, that's what I'm doing. You
guys give them the My name's weird to horses, it's
just Bill.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
My horse's name is Brandon Hank. I've always wanted to
name a race horse land Muffin because it's the exact
opposite of Sea Biscuit.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
No, but but then your horse would suck.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
But then I also thought it'd be cool to name
one Portugal the horse instead of Portugal Demand.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
It'd be really funny if you just named it like
Sea Biscuit.

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Two Electric Google. Yeah, just just like Secretariat too, Sea
Biscuit plus one loos Secretariatoe. He's just trying to make
it Spanish. It doesn't make it bad. I don't think
you can do that.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Just name my horse the winner.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
But like, do you have like times of the year,
Like I know Christmas is kind of that way with
a lot of people, but like in like Halloween, do
watch Halloween Town? They watch spooky movies and stuff like
Derby Time. I like Olympics. I always try and watch
Olympic like related movies, like I'm gonna watch Secretariat and
Seabiscuit this week. And then I saw Netflix blot that out.
Robert Nod I saw that streaming service there there's like

(57:23):
a full swing. But with horse jockeys, it's about like
getting into the derby and stuff like that, and it
looks awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
That son of a bitch rode his horse too close
to me.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
My wife was like, they speak like the jockeys speak English,
and I was like, well.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Some of them do.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Yeah. I think it's a lot of Italians and like
Central Americans too.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
To watch Hidalgo also and black Well Hidalgo. They're like
racing across the desert. Would that be really cool if
there was one horse racer where they just did it.
I'm like, dirt.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
It's called Race for the Crown is the name of it.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
The Desert one.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
No, the horse one on Netflix, The Horse Show. Oh,
I hadn't started. I was trying to get my wife
to watch with me. She's like, I have no interest
in that whatsoever. And I was like, all right, we
will watch Righteous Jim Stones, which is also a great
a great choice.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
But these horses names is my favorite. I love them.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
I mean, I think I have to go Tubes. I
have to go Tobes guy. But sand Man, I'm gonna
bet for Mariano Rivera and because he's like the third
best odds so it's like the favorite wins what like
a tenth of the time in horse racing. So remember
that when you place in your wagers, Kentucky Derby tans
to like win more than not flying mohawk fucking rocks.

Speaker 1 (58:44):
I'm gonna study the book.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Yeah, we'll look at it. We'll get the daily racing
for him and make some picks. But ac gravy gambles
when to gis a follow? I'm at Alex J. Milton Pets,
not Pat Dion on x And if you follow this Saturday,
you can keep up with all of our bets. And
I don't want to say we're gonna live stream anything,
but we might go live for a little bit. We

(59:06):
can go live.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Let's go live for the for the Derby, all right.
I was gonna say maybe also the Oaks. You know
you gotta build up to it.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
Is it the Oaks Friday?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Oh? I thought the Oaks was just the one right
for Friday? Oh ship Okay, yeah, not doing that.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Oaks and Cokes.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
We'll figure it out. Oaks and cokes. Is that what
you said?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Jack? And cokes and watch the Kentucky Oaks I and
code that somebody else did that, and then there's like
another like there's like an oak themed liquor that went
with that too, and I was like that fucking rocks.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
I think Rinder judgment's mine, but then Sandman would be
my pick. We'll give you our picks though, for sure
on Saturday, and then yeah, go and live for the
for the Derby. That'll be tight. That'd be fun, all right,
But yeah, that's a comeback kid of the week. Before
we move on to the not Cool segment, we're gonna

(01:00:09):
recap last week's mock draft of Jersey numbers. And we
were right back where we were last week. We thought
it was gonna go down to the wire and it's
gonna come down to you and me having to grab
a cops gut to raise chickens.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Every time I think I'm not gonna be in these situations,
and then every time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Yeah, yeah, you just keep buying yourself back in. So
last week's mock draft of Jersey numbers, Robert won again.
He had forty eight percent of the vote. I had
thirty three percent of the vote, got second place in
pat was last with nineteen percent of the vote. On
the season, Roberts already wrapped it up. He did last week,
but he's, uh, he's got five wins on the season total.

(01:00:52):
I have three and Pat has two. So we're gonna
have Robert back because I felt like maybe we do.
I was gonna suggests horse names like Kentucky Derby horse
names would be fun to do, just a four draft
of like that, but I also feel like we have
to do it consistent with Robert also being somebody, like
Robert's gonna try and win, but like somebody has to,

(01:01:16):
Like I don't know if Robert wins again, Robert just
has six, and then you are the one that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Has to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
You're you're really like you have to win.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
That's kind of where it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
If I can get second or just make sure you
don't win, that's that's really the other one I could
save myself. But like it's gotta be even all twelve
of the mock drafts that we do. So we're wait
for Robert to come back next week. It'll be our
final mock draft, and then we'll figure out what to
do if we tie. But yeah, mock draft season is
back next week. Even though the draft is over and

(01:01:46):
we're supposed to end this last week is and how
there was a material. It's fine, it's fine. Things happened.
Things happened, all right, Let's move on to the not
cool segment. We like to vent on this podcast in
case he didn't already know, And if you would like
to vent with us, hit us up on X We're
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and just go off those three four sentences max of

(01:02:09):
like what you're not cool is try and sum it
up where we can just read it to anybody that
would understand, and don't get too specifically. It just could
be vague, but like not vague.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
I want to be able to be like, oh I
lit my foot on fire, not I let I lit
my my cousin, Steve lit my Nike, whatever's on fire. Like,
just be simple with it so it's easy to just read,
rip and read basically, this is what we say in
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(01:03:54):
this week is from Jordan Welch at j Underscore. Welch
to Evan nine five, and Jordan says, is not cool
is people who call into work or don't call, or
people who call into work or no show, no no?
What the fuck did he write people who.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Call into work or don't slash no call, no show?

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Oh okay, or don't no call. That's what threw me off. Okay, yeah,
no call, no show, just yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Just be a little show. Yeah, fucking I hate that
ship so much.

Speaker 3 (01:04:28):
Yeah, you wear your restaurants, so I would imagine that probably.

Speaker 1 (01:04:31):
You're just short. It's not like Gary didn't show up
to the office today. We have some show, but it's like, oh, hey,
everyone's gonna get worse service today because we don't have enough.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Now you're running twelve tables instead of just six.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Or that's fantastic. The one I hate too is when
people like ten minutes there's before they're supposed to be.
They're like, hey, do you need me today? Yeah, that's
why I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I would I would have told you I didn't before.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
Okay, I'm gonna be like thirty minu it's late then, like, okay,
I'm gonna write you up when you get here. Stop
being a dickhead. The ones, it's like one when when
it's you know, a nineteen year old who's working, you're
like fucking what, like it sucks it's expected. It's really
annoying when it's someone who's like forty.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
And I always hated the there's I feel like everybody's
had somebody like this and in their work lives at
some point in their life where it's just the like
they're in some sort of crisis at all times, like
oh my god, this happening. You won't believe it, Like, oh,
I and then so and so I got robbed, and

(01:05:41):
you're like you can only come up with so many
stories before I stop believing it. You were forty five
minutes late to work because you got robbed again? You
used that one last week? You've had five grandmothers died.
How many grandmothers do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Just I didn't have air in my tire when I
got out to my car, and then and then it
just it made me run, like really because I have
you on Instagram, man, it shows you were just getting
hammered last night till four am.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yeah, it's always, but if somebody is always like you
making like just insane like like excuses like that, like
just just like I'm like, hey man, I was late,
I bad, Like you don't you get a couple of
those before I'm like I don't trust what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Well the hey, I'm almost there, okay, then it took
you fifteen more minutes to get here, Like this isn't
like going out to plans with your friends, Like I'm
in the car already and you're still like doing your
makeup in the mirror. That's what it's fucking work. Just
just be on time, that's all you have to do.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
What I used to be part time at the radio station,
I would work weekends and we would always do with
like all right, so you get the new Like if
you were doing the news station, there was the four am,
the noon shift, the noon to eight to eight pm shift.
In the eight pm to four am shift, so the
like because k t H had to be manned all
time because they have the as machine in case there's
like an emergency or anything like that, and there would

(01:07:02):
always be like if you got on the noon to
eight shift, there was always this overnight girl that would
come in and she would always be late, like every
single time she was late, and she'd be like, oh yeah,
I'm just running a little bit behind, and sometimes she
would call up, sometimes she wouldn't, but then she would
always come in with like a Starbucks or some sort
of like fas food and she picked up I'm like,

(01:07:22):
you were late as you were picking up food.

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
I I can't tell you how many times I've fucking
yelled at people for that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
If you're late because of traffic, it's different. If you're
late because you didn't plan ahead and then went to
Jack in the Box and then we're late because yeah,
you could have been on time and then you got
Jack in the box and you're fifteen twenty minutes late
because of Jack in the box. Then no, that's not
the same thing. Just don't be fucking dumb and bring
it in. Go to your car and wait until there's

(01:07:51):
a break or sometime where you can go fucking get it.
When I'm not there, you let me fucking see it.
I'm gonna fuck and call you out. I'm like, would
you got Waterburger Day? Yeah, by the way, I thought
you were running late, hadn't eating anything. We got vendom
and cheens too, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
The most common one is walking at like ten thirteen
and they've got food. I'm like, you've got food and
you're fucking late, Like I'm three minutes late. Like, first
of all, no fucking attitude on this. You're late, Yeah,
you're wrong. Second of all, you're not three minutes late.
You're fucking thirteen minutes late. You're supposed to be here.
Hit ten. We give you till ten ten. The polls

(01:08:28):
was one time it was someone who's really pissing me off.
And technically you're not. We're not supposed to have any
outside food or drink in the back, but like, you know,
fucking whatever, Yeah, just kidding. We definitely don't allow that
at all. Oh but but like we had just told
them that week, like, hey, you don't stop doing it.
The owner's pissed about it, blah blah blah. They showed

(01:08:49):
up a food and I go, cool, go put it
back in your car. You can't eat it here, and
you're already late, so you don't have time to eat
it right now, go put it back in your car,
and made them spoil their food that they bought, Like,
I don't give fun. You're not gonna put it in
the walk in because you're gonna have outside food in there.
And two you're just gonna sneak back and fucking eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
And if yeah, if you're running back, if you're running late,
then like, what are you gonna do? Then you're now
you're here, and you got to eat first before you
can start working, so then you're even later. But yeah,
that's a that's a solid not cool. No calls, no shows,
and people just continuously not showing up to work. Jordan
good one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Don't be shitty at your job.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
Just do what you're supposed to do. That's why, Like, yeah,
nobody wants like if you don't want to go to work,
that's why they pay you. Man. Just remember that. Our
next not cool is from alex O had alex Kick
Thunder one and he says having to train the new
guy at work another work related one, Yeah, training sucks. Yeah, hey,
look we're like, we're supposed to do this. We don't
ever do this, but we're supposed to do this. The

(01:09:44):
boss asks just say you know how to do that.
It's like a lot of that, and then when you
are the person that's getting trained, you're just like, I
don't know if any of this stuff it's gonna work.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
And also it's one of those things where then they
come to you after like are they ready? I don't
fucking know. I taught him the shit, I don't know
if they remember it, or if they're just say hey,
I need you to train the new guy and be
like cool, am I getting paid work? No? Well fuck you,
I'm is he ready? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
I'm not gonna quiz him.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
I didn't try hard training him because you're not paying
me to fucking do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
And you let a new guy or girl do something,
and if they bought it, like why did this happen
because we let the new guy with training?

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Or if you're like, yeah, no that they I tried
training them, they suck. This is not gonna work. And
then management it's like, well, we'll just give him some
more training and give them time, Like you just don't
want to have to look for somebody else, but this
person sucks. You're gonna hire this person. We're gonna have
him for three months. They're gonna be fucking awful, and
we'll be back in this position because you didn't want
to try and find another AUTO in the first place.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
I thought that about Chris Hogan, former former co host
to the Pod. I remember telling my boss. I was like, yeah,
I just don't think this is the guy, dude, And
it was just like, I know, you're not gonna hire
anybody else? What is he He was using a two
week like window of like how you figured out I
to run aboard and everything, and he was just so
bad at it. And then it was like it took
about like three four weeks and he figured it out

(01:11:03):
and clicked. It was awesome at it, but it was
just like I was a guy. They would not have
thought that was gonna work out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
So it's funny. The only time I ever actually have
to train anyone at the restaurant is like just when
we're getting a new expo guy who is just the
person that the kitchen puts the food up. They make
sure it's right and then send it out to the table.
But there's really no way to train for that other
than just like, dude, you just you got to stand
next to me until you learn what all the dishes are.

(01:11:29):
That's all I did. A yeah you've done You've done
this at another restaurant. Cool time to just start memorizing
our dishes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Just just look at this thing.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
So I gotta feel like a piece of shit. I'm like,
this is the Houston salad. I'm not gonna there's nothing
else to fuck train.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Yeah, it's like you like you do you don't want
to talk to that person, like you think they're an idiot,
but like you're supposed to kind of talk to him, like, hey,
do you understand that? Just ask me any questions like.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
How the guy?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
How do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
And I'm like, well, I'm I don't know, dude. He
speaks Spanish and then he speaks good enough English. That's
the main thing. He just has to be able to
communicate with front of hand, back of house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
It's fine, it's gonna work. Yeah, that does suck. Alec
so that does suck. Our next time. Yeah, you're like,
you know, it's just like an extra add on to
your day. We're like, oh cool, I gotta train somebody,
even if they're cool. Our next not cool is from
Mikey Paul at it's just Mikey p I hung out

(01:12:29):
with him on Saturday at the Crawfish Cookoff when I
was that was hosting with my buddy Chili. I CACKEDU
his coat. But Mikey p says, it's not cool. It's
changing the toilet paper roll and dropping the new roll
into the toilet. I've done that. You just gotta toss
the whole thing. You just gotta hopefully hopefully it wasn't

(01:12:49):
before he flushed. That's not that those are the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
No, hope, hopefully it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Okay, hopefully yeah, hopefully Yeah it was before you much,
then there'd just be it's in there a ship.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
If you haven't flushed and it's just like okay, yeah,
that's you throw it away. If it's like you just
happen to be changing it and the water's clean, then
you go, well, fuck, I still have to rip half
of this roll off because you know half of it
is already soaked into and you're like, well, I just
wasted half a fucking roll. That's if you don't feel
like being lazy and just throwing the whole thing away

(01:13:23):
at that pay. Yeah, but it's such a bad feeling, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
It's happened to everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
But when it happens here, I'm not just leaving it
for the next guy who is also me. I'm gonna
be proactive and actually have it out and ready. Oh no,
fucked up, day's ruined?

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Yeah. Teas and Piece Brother, Teas and Peace. Last listener
or reviewers submitted one is from Abby given to Abby
Given seventeen. She was also out at the Crawfish Cookoff
hung out with her, and Ashley said. Abby says, when
the city shuts down at your water for maintenance and
doesn't let you know.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
That's I mean, insurrections should be legal at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Just like when your water's out, and like at my
old place, this used to always happen. I flick at
apartments and just like communal places that you live at.
I don't know if you live in a house or
in an apartment, but like when when your water's out,
you're like, what the fuck? And like in my apartments,
they were send emails, but then I had the altercations
with my apartment, so they only send the emails to

(01:14:25):
my wife, who didn't always check. And so I'd go
home to like i'd work out, and I'm like, I'm
gonna go take a shower and you turn the water
on and nothing comes out, Like fuck, now what.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Do I do?

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
You sit there?

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
You get to be all stinky.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Also, forget how much we use water and how sick
plumbing is. Indoor plumbing rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
Oh dude, when water's out, there's no worse feeling than
suddenly being like I had to ship yeah, because you
got one flesh in there. If you've got back of water,
you can refill the bowl. But if you come home
and you didn't know what was gonna be out, you're
like you have to do that panic thing where you're like,
can I make it to the gas station?

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Can I make it to the Walgreens down the street.

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
It's not fine, but yeah, teas and peas, abby, teas
and peas.

Speaker 1 (01:15:14):
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Uh do you want to go first? You want me
to go first?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah, I'll go first, just a quick one. It's just
the as the weather starts to turn to get warm,
and then the first electric bill after that happens, you're like, yeah,
oh yeah, these last months have been real cheap. Yeah,
Like it wasn't anything crazy, it wasn't outlandish, but it
was just like, yep, forgot that's what it's supposed to

(01:15:38):
look like.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
I feel like it's dickhead because our place was it
was all bills paid besides the internet cable, and so
I'm like, does that just mean we can crank it
down to like sixty five all winter, all summer long?
And I think I don't want to be that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Yeah, but I had to have that moment was like, oh, yeah,
I have. I've been running my fan down my legs
NonStop for a week straight.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
There's always a change, and it's like in the winter
when it gets hot or it gets cold, and you're like,
oh fuck, the heater is on, because then you always
try and play that. I know you play that game.
I was like, how long can we go hitting that
heat anywhere? Hoodies?

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
I mean this wick if I didn't live with anybody else,
unless it got to like shutting down, like freezing that level,
even if it's below freezing, I will not turn it on.
I will blank it up for the night.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
Yeah I can. I can put a park on. I'm
fine with that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
Yeah, dude, multiple comforters, that's what they're for. My nose
is cold, you know what. It's better than trying to
sleep when it's hot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
So then you get other people in your house and
they're like I'm cold, and you're like, I will turn
the song.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
Oh we have a baby and the baby can't be cold.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
I'm like, fine, there's children in here.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
I don't care. Uh my not is I was.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
I've been going for runs like I've been trying to,
you know, get back in shape, work out again I
start to I always go like where I won't work
out for a long time. Then I'll see myself with them.
I'm like, you fucking bad piece of shuck. I'm getting there.
And then I just shame myself into working out again.
And so I started running and uh doing some hit
workouts and shit like that. But I run around this track,

(01:17:24):
the same track I would take my dog out to
when I when I'm listening to my jazz and I
have to have two keys to like leave my house
to go run there, because I had to have my
house key, and then I had to have the gate
key that gets me to the park. And I did
not have shorts that had pockets in them, and I

(01:17:45):
was like, you know what, whatever, I just tucked it
behind the little part or the like snap part of
my hat that I was wearing, and I was like,
this will be fine, Like this isn't gonna fall out.
Guess what it did fall out. It did fall out.
My house key fell out. And because if it was
just the gate key, I could be like, hey, I
need another gate key, and I could just pay fifteen

(01:18:06):
dollars for that and find it. But it was the
house key that fell out. And it fell out and
I hit the track and then bounced into the grass.
That needed to be mode And so I noticed that
when I got back to my house and reached back
and when I was opening the gate and realized they
only had one key there, so I had to rechas

(01:18:27):
my steps as like, luckily I ran out of the track,
but I went around the fucking three more times. It
took twenty minutes to fucking scour every fucking area around it.
It had fallen into the grass. But it was that
was on me. That was on me for thinking that
I found like a quick solution and just like, why
do they have jogging shorts that don't have fucking pockets?

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. There's two things. One,
I got to introduce you to these shorts that I
wear that they're they're perfect for that. Obviously I've never
used them for this, but they have that built in
underlayer which also has like a pocket built into that.
I hate that every time I fucking hit my table,

(01:19:07):
it like bounces my camera, it does, it's driving me insane,
but like it's got that built in pocket right there,
and then the shorts go back, so it's impossible for
shit to fall out of there. Introduce you to that,
and uh, David, now I forgot what My second point was.
Oh two, this was the other way. You love spending
money on dumb ship as long as I'm doing that,

(01:19:30):
child now, But this would teach you a lesson. You
need to buy a metal detector. How much would.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
That one?

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
I thought you should did it? Find it? No?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
I found it after like three times around the track.
I was able to find it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah, but how much more fun would it have been
with a metal detector.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
I would have been able to get in my house.
I wouldn't have been able to get in the house
for them to get the metal detective.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
Fuck, I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I don't know you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
You know, you're like, no more than fifteen years away
from being a metal detector. I like, you're you're one
hundred gonna be the dad at the beach. You're gonna
you Emma and Elle and your other five children. At
that point, Elle's gonna be thirteen, and you're gonna go
to the beach and and you're gonna you're gonna bring

(01:20:22):
the metal detector just to embarrass her. I'm not gonna
do that because that's a fun no. See, yes you will.
Are you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
To hide in the stand for other people to find?
Just like nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
I was gonna say, you're not gonna bring the the
metal detector or you're not gonna embarrass her both bulls. No, dude,
that's half the fun of being a parent is purposely
embarrassing your children as they go through puberty. But you're
being a real dick at home lately, So I'm gonna
make this fun for me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
She's just gonna have a cool dad, Like, yeah, you do.
That's cool as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Either that you either have metal detector dad or gets
into by and buys all the attire dad. I'm not
gonna be that guy because my uncle did that. But
he would actually show up to my cousin's school, both
of them girls, and he would just show up like
around the time they're getting out of school, acting like
he was going to pick them up, wearing his skin

(01:21:18):
tight biking uniform. But he's on a bike, so he's like,
I just want to see you girls before I saw
you at home, just to embarrass them in front of
their friends. He's a fucking legend. I love, But you
need to start thinking of things. Now you gotta embarrass
your daughter on purpose.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
But you would have thought that, like just tucking the
keys in the back of the hat.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I would not have thought that. Never a million years
would I have thought. I thought it would have that
putting keys tucked into a hat and then going to
bounce up and down for over a mile. I would
never think that would stay put.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I mean because like the other option was to put
it in my shoe, but then you're running on your
key the whole time. That's not tight.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
I mean, you know it could have just worn something
with pockets, better pockets, that was dirty. You were going
to run in them anyway?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:22:13):
So, Oh, I can't wear these shorts thirt dirty, I'm
gonna sweat in them.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
That's how you get staff pat.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Don't wear thirty times in a row. But if you
wore the short, I bet they weren't even dirty. I
bet they had just been worn.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
And there's a fucking they were wanting to run earlier
that week.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Okay, one more, I'll kill you. Well, guess what it
costs you an extra twenty minutes It did searching for
a key. It did.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
I'll never hit that twenty minutes back. But that's my
not cool for the week again at pass your a
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Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Actually doing six questions this week because there were two
that were similar and they made me laugh, so I
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the Gravy Pot at gmail dot com and put answers
in the subject that's said, will find them. This is
the ANSWER's segment.

Speaker 1 (01:24:12):
Don't you just answer the question? Why do just answer
the question? Big energy answer answer.

Speaker 6 (01:24:18):
Don't thanks the subject, just answer the conk question, answer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
An answers, answer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
Any questions.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Our first question this week comes from Ashley Wilkins at
Buster Healer Mix, another gravy ganger that was out at
the Cactus Cove Crawfish Cookoff. Ashley says, how many mounted
dead animals slash hunting trophies can someone have in a
room before it's creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
I think that depends entirely on the lighting of the room.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
The lighting.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
The lighting, yes, because if it's a dark room and
there's lots of them, creepy. If it's like if the
room has tall windows there's a lot of natural light
in there, I feel like that's just a hunting enthusiast
dark room with lots of trophies. First of all, that's
and that's the thing. If you have the money to
go trophy hunting that often, and the money to mount

(01:25:19):
them and everything, you probably have like a nice cabin
that you do you're hunting at, you've got the room naturally,
and that's how you display it. If it was just
like me who like all of my money just went
to doing it and then I just had them mounted
like in this room, that'd be weird.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
That be weird. Yeah, I was thinking that if you
have a dedicated trophy room, then I don't think it's weird.
You just like this guy nice to hint. But if
you don't have it as like a dedicated trophy room,
then like you're just putting every deer you are killed
up there, like after about five I think it's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
I don't I don't think it will be creepy, because
anyone that has that does it well. Now, if it's
just like a bunch of squirrels that you self taxidermy
the heads off in your you're you're like, all right,
this is a small critter killer. He's a serial killer.
I think that's got like bucks and elks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
If you like multiple rodents in your big wolf, that yeah,
if you have multiple rodents like mounted and ship, that's creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I don't know. I think hunting tropes. I'm not a hunter.
I think hunting trophy is pretty fucking cool. It's not
like a ranch with your hands.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
But my uncle has a ranch with one and he
has like all kinds of like gazelle's and elks and
fucking all kinds of like exotic shit that he's shot
in Africa and stuff like that, Like it looks cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
But when no lions, right, he's not a dentist, is he.

Speaker 3 (01:26:43):
He's not a dentist. Okay, no, that guy, no lions,
but he's got like ibises and all kinds of stuff
like what is that animal? And they'll explain him to you,
Like all right, I heard that on Big Bucket.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
That's cool, especially because those kind of guys are usually
like when people peta, they get mad at it and
they're like, it's back. The hunters are usually the biggest
into conservationism of any they really are. Yeah, and they
really respect the animals that they're doing. Like anybody that
takes the time to do all that and mount it
and everything, they understand what they're doing right, probably doing.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
It with respect. And I think actually attached the picture
of Quinn viewers from Texas, the Texas quarterback they got drafted.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
That room was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
That was a trophy room, So I think that wasn't creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, not creepy at all.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Not creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
It's just gotta that's just guys being dudes.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
But then if you just have like five like random ones,
they're like rodents and stuff like, that's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Especially if you self taxidermy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Self taxidermat, it is weird. And if you don't also
have a taxidermy business to go along.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
With it, yes, I get yeah, obviously if you own
the tax if you are the taxidermist, I think you're
allowed to self tax derby that you don't have to
outsource it, just not to be a creed all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Our next question is from josh Tree called all that
Joshua Tree seven to one to three, and he says
is the same saying birds of a feather flock together,
meaning that they are racist. I've never seen other birds
hang out like you never see a blue jay hang
out of the cardinal. But that's gang shit. Are birds racist?

(01:28:14):
Pat Are birds racist?

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
First of all? Their government drones not real? No, I've
seen pictures of like blue jays and cardinals. Answer. I
think it just means they tend to flock together. I
don't think it's necessarily racist. You know, you just kind
of you tend to gravitate towards people that look like
you or birds that look like you. But I've also

(01:28:38):
seen many crows hanging out next to pigeons. I've seen
blue jays and like blackbirds next to each other, have cardinal, cardinals,
and sparrows. It's just you tend to see them in
groups with each other.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
So birds are not racist, not racist.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
They just.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Representation matters. There you go. Birds haven't inventive DEI, so
they're not being forced, but they do it on their own.
Sometimes see a parrot and a parakeet in the same cage.

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
That's true. I had cockatail and parakeet in the same
cage when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
Angry birds, all different birds, all.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
Great, great point, all right, birds not racists, no firm
all right. Well, on the subject of racism, Luke syn
wrote in and said, is it racist if the Chinese
restaurant doesn't bring me chopsticks? I'm a white guy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Yes, act no, no, it's not racist. It might be
a little prejudiced, and I hate might be a little bit.
That's why when they hand you the fork, just go
me how like, oh see. Then they're in a blender,
they're like, oh shit, does this guy know what talk? Is?

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Just fucking with me?

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
When they say something back, you don't respond, you can
just go sorry. That's allid.

Speaker 4 (01:29:59):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Then it is maybe not necessarily racist. It's not a
good look.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
But also Chinese people don't do ship. What are you
gonna do? Call me racist? Sorry, dude, most of your
people can't. Here's a fork, fucking Brandon.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Yeah, but I like I like him with chopsticks only sushi.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
Like if you just have like regular rice and you
hand me chop sticks, I mean, come on, man, Actually,
you know that's what it is. It's it's profiling.

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
It's profiling. It's not racism, but it's on the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Can we say, Luke, Louke, can we be honest for
a minute? Was it fair? Could you have used the chopsticks?

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
Follow up?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
But it's like sushi, I do chok just Chinese food.
I can't. I can't eat noodles with chop sticks. I'm
not that skilled. I could if it was the only.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Option, I think I could.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
I definitely, I definitely could. You know what's faster and
easier for everyone? If you give me a four?

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
When did you get to Bennie Hannah and they're like
cooking in front of you and they gave you the
fried rice after they do the heartbeat and all that stuff,
and then they give a little cup of it. If
I have the chopsticks, I'll just eat the rice at
that because then you're not full when the food's done.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
See that's the thing. Though, I don't. I don't think
I could. Really I could get it. It's gonna take
me for which I don't want to have. I'm a
fast eater, so I digest all right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
I don't think it's racist. It's not a good looks
that it's profiling. So you were being profiled by the
Chinese restaurant employees.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
Exactly, all right, And then people say that's not right,
not necessarily wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
If you needed if you needed chopsticks, then yeah, it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Sometimes profiling can be okay, Like if you see me
walk out of the bathroom, are you gonna walk probably
in after me?

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Probably not.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Probably didn't give that one a minute, and you know what,
that's probably a safe assumption.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
Here go, all right, that works. Okay, next one we got.
So those are our questions concerning racism. So moving on,
I can.

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Give you some more.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Okay, what you got?

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
Oh no, I thought you were going to decline.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
I was like, let's see where you guys have this.
Do all lives really no to not on gut Field.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
Some lives matter more than others.

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Kenya Valdez at ken YadA Mandada on X gives us
this week's power rankings, and she says, power rank these tacos.
She has a shrimp chicken steak pasteur and Bria.

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
I can't believe we're doing this without Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:32:53):
Yeah, rob between Man, is that racist?

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Maybe it was profiling, it's profiling. I'll go first, all right,
So pastor, I would say, I have the least experience
with I've had tacos, l pastoor or whatever, so I'm
gonna go pastoor.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Five.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Four is shrimp. I mean, there's no bad answer on these, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33:23):
Like I think pastor five is a bad answer, but
go on, they're all good. They're all good. Though.

Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Four is shrimp. Shrimp can rock. I think Trip Trip
tacos are baller, but just my fourth favorite of the
ones that we were given. Three chicken. There's a lot
you can do with chicken, but you really wanted to
be steak when you're eating chicken tacos, aren't you?

Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
And then two is Beria Beria Cobo's q has absolutely
wrecked me when it comes to like Beria tacos, Like
that's the triket. Every time I go there, I think
about the case of even though that's not the case,
that's not Bria tacos, but like it's absolutely they've absolutely

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changed my life. They put at two because of that.
And then one is steak because like it's steak, it's
primo ship. You know what I'm saying, Dake, Beria, chicken, shrimp,
and pastore.

Speaker 1 (01:34:26):
All right, here's the correct order, no offense to yours,
all right? Uh? Five is shrimp delicious, far and away
the whitest of the tacos, though. Yeah, if we're talking tacos,
you want to put a little distance between us pasties. Okay,
it's it's just fair. That's that's a California taco and
it has avocado on it. Delicious, But no, it's play four.

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I'm gonna go chicken. It's delicious, but we see what
other options there. Three I'm going steak steak tacos absolute delicious.
But if I'm eating tacos, I don't want the word
describing it to be in English. Yeah, so we're going
past past or number two. And this was really hard,

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but Burria is just fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
King of everything, specifically cobos Q.

Speaker 1 (01:35:21):
Very torn because I love a past store tacos, fucking
spicy green sauce on there, clonto some fucking fresh onion.
But it's fucking hard to beat Berria many Yeah, Maria
Beerria is what I like to call.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
It berry at tacos. Maybe I'll have a beer with that,
beerry a tacko.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
My pronunciation might not be the most flattering, but there
is full respect in it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
I tell you exactly. I respect the game. I respect
the game. Those are really good, really good. Kenya want
some fucking tacos now. Our next question comes from Chris G,
who emailed in. Chris G says, is it okay to
be stoned at a funeral?

Speaker 4 (01:36:09):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:36:10):
You are grieving now. I will say, you don't want
to be this guy. You want to be the guy
that can't open his fucking eyes because you're so so
being high high. I think it's an appropriate response to
be in grief. But if you're just stoned because you
can't go anywhere without being stoned and you just want

(01:36:31):
to get a couple of rips in before you walk in,
kind of a piece of shit move yah.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
So like I was kind of going along the lines
of that where it's like, you don't need to be
stoned all the time. But I think you can be
stoned at a funeral if you smoked with the person
that is being buried.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Ooh fair. If you got high with which I definitely
did at the last funerals at.

Speaker 3 (01:36:54):
If you got high with the person whose funeral it is,
then you can be high at the funeral. If not,
I would advise it against it. That's just a personal preference.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Yeah, like I wouldn't. I'm not recommending it right saying
it's not the worst thing in the world. Also, but
like I.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
Don't really care. Yeah, I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
But a lot of things does depend on the person.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
In my brain, I'm like, did you get high with
that person? Then yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Like if it was one of my boys and I
know he would be like, dude, I get get tanked
at my shit, Dude, celebrate me the way we hung out.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
Maybe not around the family, be fucked up, leave it
a little bit more for the wake afterwards.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
When I have my Viking funeral, I want everybody to
be ay as fucked. I want, like you light my
body on fire in the boat, and then anybody just
like light the joint on that fire.

Speaker 1 (01:37:43):
I mean, I've heard that verbal contracts are binding in Texas,
and I've said this enough to everyone I know. Have
two stipulations. When I die, cheapest possible burial or disposure
of body, I should say, I don't care if I'm buried,
throw me in the fucking field at Texas State, and
let the criminal justice people study the decave body. Two
Irish wake sile. I want everyone fucking bombed. I want

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ten year old kids to get their first beer at
my funeral. All right, call it, you know when people
it's a celebration of life, That's what I want.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
But like you are, I want to but you won't
care if anybody's high at it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
I want people to look back at it and go, dude,
you know what was a fucking sick party when Pat died?

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Pat's funeral? Yeah, I want my dude.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Dude? He found a farmer that let him bury him
in the corner of the of his fucking thirty acres
and we built a bonfire right there and drained.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Three kegs and just got lit. Dude, it was great.

Speaker 1 (01:38:44):
I was standing on top of his grade for twenty minutes.
Didn't even realize it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
It was awesome. That's pretty say, that's pretty say? All right,
great question, Chris G. I don't know if you're new
to the pot or not. All right, last one this
week we might really piss Robert up by being early
this week. This is from Todd Voss at as Underscore
Seed Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd says, if you
were to turn down the ac are you turning the

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temperature lower so it's colder, or are you turning the
fan down so it's not as cold.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
I almost said this was one of the dumbest questions
I've ever heard, but I thought about it. It depends
if you're talking about your house, turning down the turning
down the AC means you're making it colder. Right If
if you're in the car and somebody says turn down
the AC, that means turn the fan lower so it's

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not as cold. It is a very.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
But think about it. Never have you said turn up
the AC in the car and meant I need it colder.
I mean, I mean it, I need it a hotter.
It's a very I don't know if dicontomist is a word.
It's very dicotomous situation. It means completely everything depending on it. Yeah,
whether you're in the house for the car, it does

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mean exact opposites. So Todd, I don't know if if
you're talking about the house, when you turned down the AC,
you're dropping it to sixty five because it's about to
be night and you want it nice and cold. Said
you turned down the AC. You're turning down the fan
to make it less cold.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
I still think turned down. I'm thinking AC to house ac.

Speaker 1 (01:40:27):
Yeah, but the car does have a C too. That's
literally what turned down for what was written about. He's
asking you whether you're talking about the house or the car.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Brilliant. It's a brilliant, astute observation on this dichotomous situation.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:40:43):
That sounded really smart, didn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:46):
And the shots were because it was obviously talking about
a car and it was a drive wat Yeah, or
it was a house party and they were doing shots
and that which one? You don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:40:59):
No, mad not y great questions, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
Great question. I'm very happy that I thought about the car.
So I almost called Todd one of the dumbest motherfuckers
I've ever heard. Yeah, but I didn't, and.

Speaker 3 (01:41:09):
I just made my mind up. It was just like, no,
it's house acy as he was talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:41:14):
So yeah, turned down definitely means you're making it colder
that if it's house acy.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
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who you got? I have John Stamos, John Stamos, I'm
gonna go, Matthew Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
I saw a video of John Stamos drummer this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
He's pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Also, just got what ahead of hair that's sexy.

Speaker 3 (01:42:14):
But I pulled up this is not this doesn't count,
but I have. I pulled up Bo Jackson, Celine Dion,
Olivia de Haviland, Ken Roswell, Michelle Pfeiffer, Wrennae Lacossee, Reese
Witherspoon and Jay Rice, Matthew McConaughey, John Stamos, Blur, Francis McDormand,

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Stevie Nicks, Rafael Nadal, Luke, Garet Lindsay Davenport, Kim Kleisters,
and Metallica. All right, let's see on Moore one more.
This counts Tim Robbins, Alexa Chung, Bert Lancaster, Tom Waits, Mail,
Geeter Ivoch, Sigourney Weaver, Marilyn Monroe, and Steve McQueen. Not

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even close, not even close.

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