Pass The Gravy #618: Ugly Bug

The guys talk about sleepwalking, Go-Gurt, and almost getting arrested. They also power rank sharks and remember Harambe on the 9th anniversary of his death.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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(00:28):
Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
What is happening? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happy Gravy Day, It's Past the Gravy, Episode six hundred
and eighteen. I am your good buddy Alex with my
friend Robert Barbos of the Hog Jokes and joining us
this week is our very very special guest, Patien. How's
it going, pat Welcome podcast, Good to be here. Welcome
to pat you, thanks for having me on. It's a
little show we've been doing for a while and we're

(00:53):
trying to bring some guests onto it, so I thought, hey,
why not bring in the one and only pat Ty,
And so hopefully you better than our last guest. I
hope I can live up to the last guest. We
got some negative reviews, real piece of shit, probably real part,
but hey, only way to go is up from there,
so we're we're doing well on that. I on my

(01:14):
way in, my friend had texted me that he got
a ticket today for not wearing a seat belt, and
I was like, well, yeah, just put a fucking seat
belt on. I mean, I think it's a dumb rule anyways.
But like then he pointed out to me that a
motorcycle drove by while the cop did that, and it
was also a motorcycle cop that pulled him over, And
I was like, they don't have seat belts.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, but of the seatbelt would be way more dangerous
on a motorcycle because if you have to like lay
down and kick your bike out of the way and
you're attached to it, you just die.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
But also, if a motorcycle cop is giving you a
not wearing a seat belt ticket while they never wear
a seatbelt, interesting, they're above the law.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
But that motorcycle that drove by him, what I bet
you cops and their cop cars don't have seatbelts on
all the time too.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's just yeah, as you get you can just do that.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's what go across the thing. It's like Congress, they
can make laws that they're exempt to. Cops don't have
to follow the same loss they can speed.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Yeah, but thinking about it, you know, that's just wild.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
At this point, like.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Motorcycles, it's been what motorcycles just shouldn't Like if motorcycles
don't have to have seatbelts, and I get it, that's
a safety thing for that. But then like also, like
if I want to flap my windshield, let me flap
my windshield.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I understand there's to be almost thirty years now that
it's been law that you have to wear a seatbelt. Yeah,
like at this point you grew up wearing one. Don't
act like you're just like I've never worn just put
on the seatbelt.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
I've never like forget, like even if I'm just going
down the street or whatever, I always buckle up. I'm
just in the habit of that. I don't know. I
don't understand the people that just have Like I'm not
going to put it on it all on the highway.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't even think about it.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Just just get in, put it on, turn the car on.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
That's it. That's all it is. It's so simple. I
I'm on the side. Dude, if you don't want to
see where a seat belt you shouldn't have to. More
people are gonna die. But you know what, if you
want to fucking die, I guess go for war.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Again, I I absolutely think, like if you have kids
and all that stuff, like, yes, you should make sure
that everybody that is like a child and stuff like
that is car seated in or seatbelted in and stuff
like that. But like, if I'm driving my car, that's
my choice.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
He's just is he short? Your friend just makes me
call him short? Oh I'm sure? What is your seatbelt
cut into your widow neck? You will short? You? Sure
you get will boost a seat for your Well?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I was like about I was ready to tee off
on him, and then he brought up that it was
a motorcycle cop and then he saw another motorcycle drive
by him, and I was like, they don't have seatbelts. Yeah,
good call, good call. That's a sod argument. I hope
you brought the cop he did not.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Well. Also, it's like if a motorcycle crashes, seatbelting and
the hell you're you're crashing with no sign apparatus around here,
you just go flying through the air.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Why not let us even out the playing field then too?
If I want to if I want to crash like that.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
I saw a video the other day. I can't remember
if the guy actually got hit or if somebody just
ran a light in front of him and he had
to lay down his bike. But he had one of
those cameras that kind of you know, like floats in
front of him. So when he lays it down, all
of asden you just see this thing spinning and like
debris flying and then it cuts back in his leg.
He's just wrapped around a street sign. I was like,

(04:20):
probably shouldn't drive a fucking motorcycle, man.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I always think that when like the motorcycles are like
you're at a light and you see the guy just
kind of going in between and know you're allowed to lanespit.
I've I've dug deep into this research before being like
that seems dangerous.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It's so like speed at which they do it when
cars are stopped or it's slow. Is what like, do
you have any idiot how often I will just quickly
change lanes because that lane is going and there's a
spot for me. And then and sometimes you know, I
always check, but I'm checking the lane next to me.
I'm not checking a one rider flying up the lanes
between me. I don't I understand motorcycles You use less gas,

(04:56):
they're fun all that stuff. Have you ever seen another driver.
I don't trust anybody else on the road. I would
never ride a motorcycle.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
I would be dead so fast on a motorcycle, so
fucking quickly. I would just like if even if a
friend is like, hey, you want to try it out, Nope,
because I'll die right here on this street.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Bro. The only time I've ever to ride a jet ski,
I was like, I'll just sit on the back. You drive,
oh jets with no I get that. But even even
in the case of a jet ski, I'm like, no,
I don't need the thrill of a one person rider
or like a one seat vehicle. I love jetski. I
don't fuck with four wheelers either.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Four wheelers dangerous.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
You gotta have four wheels and being closed for me
to get in there and drive.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
And I think you called it a four wheeler instead
of an ATV. I think the people would call them
ATV's or hard os. It's got four wheels. It's a
four wheeler. That's what we call. All right, I was
on an ATV. No, it's a four wheeler. Well, a
lot of things have four wheels. Shut up, it's called
a four wheeler A right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
We unlocked a pass race I was not aware of. Well,
now you do.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I called it an ATV maybe like two days ago.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Well don't. I can actually top that tickt call though,
if you'd like, please do. My friend so in my
group chat, I think I've talked about this. I have
everyone's picture saved as their mugshot just because it's funny,
and me and one other guy are the only ones
that don't have mug shots. Yeah, and he sends a
picture the other day. Yeah, yet I'm shocked I've never

(06:25):
been arrested.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Well, you're gonna have to grab a cops gun, so
you might soon.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Fuck I Keith, just bringing down my mood. But anyway,
so he texts it goes, guys, I might be getting
that mug shot, and then sends a picture of He's
just in a room and there's a cop in front
of him. On the computer. By the way, the gun
was right there on the hip. So I zoomed in
and I was like, grab it one time on but
he the other day he was him and his wife

(06:51):
had taken their baby girl to his brother in law,
so they were traveling. He had kept his gun in
the diaper bag. Well, the other day they went to
the airport. Ooh, he forgot his gun was in the
diaper bag. So I'm pretty sure he got a twenty
five hundred dollars fine on that. I don't know if
it fully got we I didn't dive in deeply, but
he said that was like the minimum he could have gotten,
like a year in jail. Put The cop at the

(07:12):
place was like, dude, it's a Texas airport. This is
not the first and it won't be the last time
somebody forgets their gun.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
So he was going through security when they found out
or did he noticed it ahead of time? Because I've
always felt like if you like, what if you noticed
it ahead of time and you're like, hey, I just
figured out I have a gun here? Can I give
it to you? Can we do something where it's a
drop like I've known. I know so many people that
have had to like throw into pocket knives and shit away,
but they're just like.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Ah, fuck, dude, can I just throw away a gun?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Can I give it to you and then you store
it and then me pick it up later at a
different time, Like.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I think if you noticed it before, I have to
assume he was just going because he got pulled in
to get background checked and all they missed his flight, and.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Like what if you're again, yeah, check your bag before
you go, but like say it's in the diaper bag,
just normally in your car like that, and then you
gotta go change your kid real fast, and you're oh, fuck, fuck,
I got my glock in this bitch.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
One of my friends was like, why would he have
a gun in the diaper bag. I was like, because
it was a bag that he was carrying.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's when you're your most vulnerable, when you're changing a diaper.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Doesn't have a gun bags a good point. This isn't
fucking John Wick.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Maybe you need a gun bag. I think those are
already things, but yeah you could. You could upgrade a
baby bag a diaper bag with a gun holster.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
But everyone in the and the friend group was really
excited now because anytime he ever tries to call anybody
stupid again, we can just make yeah, well I never
brought a gun to the airport.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, I never tried to hold up a flight.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I never almost committed domestic terrorism.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Hey, speed, chill out.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
He's just so lucky, like you go.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
To the second speed with a boat.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Never mind if he gets caught by somebody who's having
a bad day, and but just cops are in a
bad mood that day at the airport, he could have
gotten on a no fly list. Yeah, did he get
the gun back? I think so? Or I mean you
obviously couldn't take it.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Then, obviously, But this is the gun, my bad I
actually have my gun on me. Is there any way
I can like leave it here? I understand that whatever's
gonna happen is gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
There's gotta be some sort of system I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
I'm just letting you know I'm not trying to sneak
this through because I feel like that would be a
very good benefit for him to be like, I was
not trying to sneak this onto a plane, I promise,
But now as opposed to like it just got found.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think we can use that as one of our phrases,
be like, boy's so dumb he'd bring a gun to
the airport. Gun in a diaper bag? Right there? A
gun in the there's a real gun in a diaper
bag situation. Oh yeah, what does that mean? It means
you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Speaking of situations that I with cool phrases, I actually
wrote one down today. I'm feeling a little bullymic in
a china shop. So when you're feeling a little bloated,
like you might throw up, but you're also in china shop.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I was, there's really nothing there that feels like you
started a Michael Michael Scott sentence and then had a stroke.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Down though, so you know, I was really excited about
it at the time, and then I didn't think it through.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
At no point does that sentence make any sense whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
A little blimic because you see the plates and like
the plates are empty, but you've just stuffed your your
face so you're full, but like now you're feeling like,
oh fuck, now the plates are empty. I'm in a
china shop with all these empty plates. I'm gonna throw
up because I ate all this food.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I'm a little inerrexic in a Thai restaurant.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Well, no, because it Balloomic's like about to throw it up,
like you ate it already.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I don't know. The fucking difference between all the arexic
is that you don't eat.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Bolimic is that you binge eat and then you throw
it up. I'm blieming because that's a great way to
lose pounds before show.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
Also, I'm not sure if this has come through, but
he's saying bull em like you get it.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
No, I did not get to.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
That was thank you. I'm glad Robert picked up on.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah. I didn't get that at all. That was funny. Okay,
now it's all amic and a china shop. I literally
thought you were just doing the family guy method of
throw one word at the wall and compare it to
this other word and then find the connection between.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
That is a lot of what I do. So you
you're not wrong one hundred percent. Sometimes my brain works
that way. And was like, if we put these ways together,
bull emic a.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Bowl because I was like a fucking bowl in a
china shop, a child just running into everything as shows win.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
There you go, asstros, that's all hater. You brought her
a little little closer joke right there. For all my
baseball fans out there, shout out, Josh.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
All right, I believe in china shop. Get on board.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah right, Well that wasn't a winner winner. Hey, hey
sometimes you miss sometimes yeah yeah, take the swings. Okay,
you take the swings. Look, baby struck brabe, Ruth struck
out a lot. You also hit a lot home.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
I mean, you tried, but that was like a gun
in an airport.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
It's like a gun in the airport for sure, just
has no place, has no place. What else did I
have for a pre come segment today?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Your idea?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I actually, okay, I diude, have an idea? All right,
all right? Gogurt. We need to have more things like gogurt.
Gogert was a fantastic idea, but they were just like,
what if we just put it in a tube? Yogurt
but a tube? And you're like, that is a great idea.
As somebody that does not consume a lot of go
gourts anymore, but I did when I was a kid.

(12:22):
I have been consuming a lot of granola in the morning.
I'll bring you, guys know, cholesterols high. So I've been
eating the cheerios, trying to watch my cholesterol smart and.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Then probably start a bay or regimen. Yeah, yeah, baby,
asprond I could do that.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
But then also I've been doing granola in the morning
because cheerios don't always fill you up, but I'll do
granola and then if I'm not full from the granola,
which I'm always not full from the granola, I will
eat cheerios a couple hours later. But I was like,
cheers are kind of paying the ass to eat out
of a bag. So what if we just had like
a gogurt style thing, so ba granola is granola is.

(12:58):
But then I was like, but you could also literally
just put cheerios. But then I got to like, what
would be the best thing to do? Gogret hot dog?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Hot dog?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Would we dope just slide a hot dog out.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
It's like when people get the hot pickles and it's
just in the back the same thing.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Just way out the gross juice stuff. I don't want
the gross juice.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
But the cheerials will work very well because it would
basically just be eminem minis. You shut them in the tube.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
But in all cereals, like just just like a shot
of cereal real fast.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Great one too, Pebe and Jogert inside of a tube
that you can.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Squish in verb trademark verbal trademark. But like these are
the blur blur out all the the cereal right here.
I'll put it where you can't see it, Like that's
the size that I don't love those as a kid,
and I don't want to carry milk to work with
me every morning, so I don't and I just raw
dog that shit. I just drink it out of the cup.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Part.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
But I was like, what would be way better as
if it was like the Eminem's minis thing like that,
or gogurt just a little stick of it, just rip
that bad book done? Why don't we do that? We
should have more food, should follow the gogurt method. And
the fact that Gogert did that and just stopped at
Gogert is disc Would you.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Do one of the containers that let you have the
cereal and milk separate until it's ready to be poured.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Ooh, we could make a tube where you also had milk, so.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
It's like a glow stick. Once you crack it, it
all combined. Yeah. Before then they stay separate. It's just
like a little camel crush.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Camel crush, Yeah, you step on it or something hand
of that.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I feel like Gogurts ran by a guy like me
though we're like, I did my thing. It's making money.
We're good. Don't innovate it all. It's not broke, don't
fix it. Whereas companies like Netflix, they're like, okay, well
we're gonna sell things for the mail and then they
see it coming and they innovate to the next technology.
Gogrets is still sitting there like, no, man, I make

(14:44):
fucking yogurt in a.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Tubeah, refrigerated or frozen.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Goggurt.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, and you gotta refrigerate.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
You've got to refrigerate it. It's fucking yogurt. Man.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
We would have it frozen.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Okay, sorry, in my head it was refrigerated or not.
I could. I could fuck with frozen, dude, like a
nice little kind of frozen treat. Freeze all the way,
like like like a popsicle. Okay, guys, we're overlooking the
obvious here, like ice cream. It's fucking froio. It's literally
it's frozen yogurt.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Yeah, we would freeze it.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
I've never done that. There are go gourts in my
fridge at home right now. I will be putting one
of them in the freezer. They are not mine. They
belong to a seven year old child. I'll be stealing
one of his gogurts tonight.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
He's staying in your house.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
It's a good point.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That's the pat tax, not the dead.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Don't dude. I steal their candy all the time. Well, yeah, oh,
it's in the fridge and I have access to it mine.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I can't wait till my kid can go.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Hold on, just yeah, wait till your once your kid
can go, you and you get she gets two pieces
of candy six dollars.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Fucking come on, I'll earn ten of them for go gurt.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Did they got? Did they got Spider Man?

Speaker 1 (15:56):
They nice ass flavors?

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Now too, pack get frozen thaws by lunch. They're onto you, Robert,
They're on to you, all right, Yeah, and we have
a twenty four pack coming tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I want so much yogurt right now. The thing that
sucks is last time. Every time, every couple months, i'll
buy yogurt. I'll buy like a pack of like eight
of them, like fuck yeah, I'm gonna dominate some blueberry yogurt.
And then I eat one, and then the second day
I go for one and there's no spoon readily available.
And then two months later I'm like, I should probably
throw out these other six yogurts that are in the

(16:30):
back of the fridge. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I always buy a bunch of like the big thing
of Greek yogurt because it's like that's really healthy and
I'll be I'm gonna throw this in all the other
stuff I'm gonna eat, and then I don't do that,
and I'll bet I'll do this with my granola in
the morning, and then I don't want to bring another
thing to work, so I just don't bring it, and
then it goes bad.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
You think fruits stay longer if you just right away
throw them into the yogurt container and it all mixes
in there?

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Is say, if you just throw them right away into
the trash.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
No, because like maybe you'll buy blueberries and then like
three days later, like these feel really solid. Often that's
gross and I don't want to eat him anymore. But like,
can they stay for like a week inside of yogurt?
Is that will I not notice the soft consistency because
it's already in a soft yogurt? Or is that just
gonna give me diarrhea? Only one way to find out,
Buddy Pat puts his stomach. That should be a new

(17:16):
line for us, me just eating strange foods and then
like three hours later I just tweet, yes.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It did you just put the poop emoji or the
thumbs up emoji.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
So the problem is after I eat, I don't think
there's ever been a time where I've eaten in three
hours later I have not pooped, So.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
Yeah, you would be the you're not really good like
subject for this.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
Will it poop every time? Success? Right, but never once
been constempad. Actually, I'm the most regular man on the planet.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Most of is poop.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Pretty much, or or or a or a zero percent
of me poop because I poop so often. Yeah, my
brother said for years, if I ever got constpated, I'd
be four hundred pounds in a week and I can't
just explode. Yeah, I mean it's my skin's already pretty
tight and stretched. I got the stretch marks to prove it. Yeah,

(18:10):
some people's pregnancy.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
It's ma'am, it's pat for Patricia. Get it right? What
else did I have? Do you guys think the butterflies
remember being caterpillars.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't think they remember being butterflies. Dude, it's an insect, okay,
because they have zero thoughts going.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I feel like they like live like two weeks. They
probably don't, but then they do. You think butterflies talk
shit about caterpillars, like look at that fucking ugly ass bug.
Oh yeah, there's an ugly bug right there. Oh yeah, yeah,
you ugly little bitch.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
Look at you. You'll never be nothing.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
You're never gonna be beautiful like me. And it's like, fuck, they.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Wouldn't do and they are beautiful, baby, what's up?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Two weeks later, now I'm dead and now they're the
beautiful ones and it's their.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Earth that's the crazy, Like insects whose life cycles are
like twenty four hours?

Speaker 3 (19:02):
What do you know?

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Why why do you exist? You were the worst thing
in the world. I hate it? I hate or is
it the best?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Like you just get to live, like you just get
to live the glory days right off the bat, Like
all your days are glory days.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You got one day to ball out and then no bills.
That's actually pretty sick existence.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Now you whatever you do when you're a caterpillar, then
you go in for a cocoon for however long they are,
and then like butterfly, two weeks dead, you.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
Get fat as shit on purpose, and then two weeks
later you fly and you're awesome, and then you're dead.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Or some kid touches your wing at the butterfly exhibit
and you just die right there?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Is that true? My butterflies die like right away, Wasn't
it something like the oil on our fingers is too
heavy for their wings? Is this the story I always said?
Is any of that fucking true? Or is like our
parents telling us that having a light on in the
car while it's stark outside is illegal?

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Heavy butterfly exhibit that I've been to, which is too
and not in twenty something years. But they would always
yell at you about like do touch them?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh so it was the people, Okay, I don't know.
Last time I was there, I was so young and
there was butterflies. I was running. I was not listening
to the instructions of the people that work there.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I does get high and go to a butterfly thing.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
And you know what, we both are adults with disposable income.
Now we can do that.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I have a lot of disposable income.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I think we've had enough to make it into the
butterfly us. We could. Yeah, I will say this, though,
do I remember being very humid in there? I don't
know why I feel like I have that even though
I remember. This is all I remember for being there,
it being warm in there, being butterflies. I could be
wrong on fifty percent of that memory, but you could.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Be right on all of that memory too.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I just gotta okay, if when we do this, just
remind me to bring my sweat towel and I'll be good.
All Right. I'm fat and bald. I need the sweat
towel or else. I glow. I glisten and not in
a good way. Now. When you see like a pregnant woman,
you're like, you're glowing. That's beautiful. When you see me,
you're like, he probably smells.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
He smells like glow. And I don't know if that's
good or bad.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
The other day, I it must have been Monday. It
was Memorial Day. I woke up that day. Troops, shout
out troops. I didn't do anything all day until like
seven o'clock. I was like, I want to go down
to the store and get a couple of beers and
some sushi. And as I was there, I was like, Oh,
I didn't put on the ron today. I fucking stink
you did.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
You went and got Japanese sushi on Memorial Day?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Fuck? I didn't think about that. Wow, Sorry dude.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Where were you align During World War Two? I was
access powers.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Depending on the weekend, who I thought was gonna win.
I probably flipped not a great just kidding. I'm a
Patriot through and through. Oh't know, dude. I went to
Kroger and they've got fucking cheap sushi. That's good. Yeah,
ate it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
That's pretty American.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
You want to know the most American part about it.
I was still kind of full from the previous meal
I had.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
That's pretty American.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
But I was like, I'm gonna want the sushi later.
And I got home intending to put it in the fridge.
I sat down and ate the whole fucking thing right there.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Take a snack, and then it's gone gone.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
So yeah, okay, I gotta do something extra American this
week to repent, or or does the fact of eating
when I'm not even hungry?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
No, something else.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
I was gonna say, that was light treason that I committed. Yeah,
definitely culinary treason. I committed culinary trees.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Trees, and is definitely what you were doing. Shit all right,
last thing I had was talk about sleepwalkers. I heard
somebody talking about you're not supposed to wake them the
other day. I don't know anybody that really sleepwalks, but
it seems like we should be able to wake sleepwalkers.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
You know you are supposed to they can't. Like years ago,
I remember finding out that was an old wives tale.
They thought like if you woke them up, they would
freak out and hurt themselves, Like or if you don't
wake them up, they could walk into traffic. So definitely
wake them up.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
They could ruin your house. Have you seen step brothers?
Like that's all they did is just destroyed the downstairs. Like, well,
don't wake them up. They might swing to a big
get up. You're hey, you're sleepwalking. Do that and then
when you wake up, you're like, oh shit, my bad.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I would one hundred percent set my house on fire
if I had a sleep I preheat my oven without
looking at it all the time. If there was a
pillow in there, I'm gonna burn my house down.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Yeah, we should be able to wait, Like it should
just be a thing where we just are like, hey,
don't listen to people that say we shouldn't wake sleepwalk And.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Honestly, I'll take it one further trip them. That's how
you wake them up. Yeah, that'll teach them. Well, they
might hurt themselves if you try and wake them up.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, Well they'll be awake because I woke them up,
and really they won't.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
They don't like when you wake someone up from a sleepwalk,
they don't. They're not a mod not like you're Yeah,
it's not like you're waking up Frankenstein who goes into
a rage because he got surprised. They just kind of
shaking like, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Me sleep Oh fuck my bad dude, how do you
hear like you're a sleepwalking idiot? Go back to bed,
like God didn't destroy our house?

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yeah, Or you gotta chain them down, yeah yeah, that
which also that you can't do that as you get older,
Like you can really only chain a sleepwalker in their twenties,
because once you start getting into your thirties, you gotta
wake up in the middle of Dyke's piss and if
you're chained and you're half asleep, you're gonna pe all
over your bed.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
You chain it where it's long enough chain to get
to the restroom where they could just wander. They could walk.
It's like a dog on a like when you put
a dog out front, you're like, you can't run off
because I put you in this little thing and I
screwed it into the ground.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That was gonna say the long cord and you just
have what do they call the cork the what do
you call the carabineers. Yeah, you've got one hooked onto
their like underwear, and one onto this so they can
only walk to them from the bathroom or around.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
And Hey, if you want to walk around this hallway,
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Dude, I know I don't want that. I don't break shit.
I don't want you walking around the room while I'm
trying to sleep. I will wake up and be grumpy.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, but if you're not sleeping the same room with them.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I don't sleep in the same room. I don't give fuck.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
I mean if I if I ever started sleepwalking, my
wife would just leave me, and vice versa. It's like
an agreement when we came in. We came into like
for sickness or for health, but like not fucking sleepwalk.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
The worst would be sleep betting, like you wake up.
Oh fuck, I put two hundred dollars on Colorado to win. Yeah,
it wins all year. I'm fucked sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Me is obviously very optimistic and he's a he's an
underdog guy, big underdog fan.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
That would be awesome, though, if you start sleep betting
and those are the only bets you were winning.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
That would be terrifying. Oh, I don't trust me.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
If I turned my brain off completely, I actually do
better at gambling.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
The opposite of what I do.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
The second I use any of my own thoughts for gambling,
I lose.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Sometimes you have to go there. It's a very dark place.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
To get I mean sometimes you gotta throw blind bets
at the wall. Yeah, I've been.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, Pat's been trying to do the injelies, missing her
first basket bet over and over again.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's not there. But I did bet her over on
rebounds last night that.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
You bet that they would not be able to find
a racist slurr throwing her way in the Indian Fever game.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I'm sure they could. Oh you mean the previous one. Yeah. No,
I was gonna came.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Out and said that didn't see one.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah. I feel like that's pretty obvious in the beginning.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
That they were like twenty people at the game. Man,
we would have heard it.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
No, there's like eighteen thousand, it's twenty when Kaitlyn's not there. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. It's gonna be really funny. There's
something we gotta keep track of for the next two weeks.
We got to keep a track of w NBA attendance
for the next two weeks.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
My queen is injured and we're worried about it. Luckily,
luckily not on the nineteenth Amendments fantasy team. So pretty
things are going pretty well right now. I want to know,
start the season? How long and very good?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
How long until a game in the next two weeks
that they scheduled and moved to a bigger arena because
she was coming to town. Are they gonna be like,
all right, never mind moving back to the other arena,
nobody's gonna come down or they still play. It's like
she was gonna play the Sparks, so they're moving it
to the Staple Center.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Leah, Boston is a pretty big draw if you ask me.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
She's good. I don't think there's a single player in
the league that's a draw outside of Kaitlyn Clark. Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
We talk about Auries, Dude.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm sorry, does attendant shoot up when she comes into town.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Russian attendance skyrockets.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
They were giving away tickets to Russian diplomats for those games.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
You can get Yeah, all the Russian diplomats go and
then you get a free vape when you walk in
and a track suit. Yep, yep. But yeah, that wasn't
enough of the w NBA Fantasy League update. I want
to know baby champs are still here. Champs are still here.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Which I had a thought today, if you had to
pick one the rest of your life, what's better bacon
or boobs boobs? I think I'm going bacon boobs boobs.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Boobs is healthier for you.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Don't get me wrong. Boobs is great, Boobs are awesome.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Boobs are pretty great.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Boobs are amazing.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
Bacon's really great, fantastic. But if you only get one,
you're like health move but my cholesterol bake, Bacon not
great for it. Boobs fantastic form my klesterral.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
No bacon, I kill myself. No boobs, Still got ass,
Still got ass. And you know what, I like small
movies too flat boobies like little acup. I fucking like
titty all titties, no titties.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I'm a personality guy.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I'm a nipple guy. I don't care about the tit
I just want the nipple.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
I like mind that's not true.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm a boom guy. I love titties.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
I like a woman's mind.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
But uh but yeah, and see that's another thing. You
also got her mind and her brain, and her eyes
and her legs. For some of you weirdos out there feet,
we don't kink shame. I don't know. I'm not gonna
kink shame you. I'm just gonna say that's weird. I'm
not shaming you for it.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Weird shame.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
But I just I couldn't go without bacon. I need
bacon in my life. I had this thought while I
was eating a piece of bacon. But also in that moment,
you remember, you're like, yeah, this is amazing.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Have you ever looked at boobs and like, I wish
I had some bacon instead?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Probably not No, But if they were both on a
plate and you're like, pat, you can only have one,
probably do on the bacon. No.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
I appreciate the female form its art well.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Because what am I gonna do? Suck a titt and
then that's the end of it. Or I could suck
on some bacon.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
You just look at him. Maybe you just sweeze him.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
I'll tell you this right now. Never had a tit
that was as delicious as bacon.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
You have the right titties dude, Well, unless there's.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Somemother in their titties and bacon, which that probably leads
to pimples.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Bad for your class. But yeah, it's definitely gonna clog
the pores. Yeah, I don't care about my cholesterol. Obviously,
maybe you should. Yeah, he was arguing with somebody at
I hung out pat this weekend and he was arguing
with somebody about how he's like the healthiest motherfucker. He
hasn't had to go. He hasn't like.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
No doctors told him, had a bad diagnosis from a
doctor and over a decade.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
And then I brought up I said, well when the
last time you went to the doctor and he's like
over a decade, And I was like okay, so that
kind of could go hand in hand.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I believe I was saying I was healthier than you
because you have a high cholesterol. It was a doctor
and never told me that.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Maybe that was it. I have you have go to
the doctor. So that doesn't really it's.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Not that I won't go to the doctor. It is
that you. But it's literally that you will, not that
I won't. I will if I have to, it's that
I'm just not going to do it. It's different semantics,
but it's different. It seems like it's that you won't
go to the doctor. No won't implies that there's a
good reason for me for not going, or I'm scared,
or something like that. I don't have a reason. I'm

(30:25):
just I guess my reasons. I'm cheap, I just don't
want to go. Not I'm not gonna spend the money,
so you won't. No, I'm not gonna. You won't spend
the money, so you're you won't. I would if I
had to. I'm just not gonna.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
You won't. I would, but you're not gonna. See, not gonna.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It's different thing. You just don't get it, dude, you
got a small brain. No, I can't handle all those
doctor visits. They're pumping you with chemicals that are retaining
you out.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Not getting like doctor shots or I think, yeah, right,
this seems okay.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
How many medications you are on right now?

Speaker 3 (31:04):
I add raw, I add ten of low.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
See, they're taming you. They're taming you. I've got nothing
but good old fashioned American and other forms of whiskey
running through my brain. Okay, don't be hating. You're just
I can see in your mind or in your eyes,
you're just mad at how much healthier than you I am,
even though I don't run or go to the doctor,

(31:26):
read healthy or read books, do anything mentally stimulating to
help my brain growth or slow the decay. But I'm
healthier than you, dude.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Maybe maybe are because you know what it is.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
I get more sleep. Yeah, that's true, and sometimes not
a lot more.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
Maybe I just thrive. I just thrive on no sleep.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
You're an agent of chaos, and that's okay. That's what
we like about it.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
That's what I've always trained my body to do. It's like,
if it just doesn't ever get sleep, then it's always tired.
And then if it's always tired, then tired. It's just
when I've had zero sleep. And if I have one
hour of sleep, then like that seems like it's awesome.
If I get four hours of sleep, I am well rested.
This is great.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
What a day.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Other people like, they need eight hours of sleep and
they get four hours and they're done. I get four
hours of sleep and it feels like I had twelve
hours to sleep.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
This is the exact I'm not joking, the exact way
I've explained my drinking to people at work. I'm like, listen,
hangovers aren't that bad to me, because if my body
always feels like shit from drinking, I never feel it.
And then when I don't drink, I feel fucking extra
great that.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Or I start to shake.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
I never shake either or never shake. I don't drink
that much. Means I'm not like going home and drinking
making it every night, but uh, just most nights. Yeah,
that is fun that you describe your sleep the same
way I describe my drinking.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's basically the same thing, just run off of low energy.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's all good.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Robert, would you have for pre common segment?

Speaker 4 (32:53):
So we were all at Busfest this past Saturday and
we took we took a photo together. Mo took it.
I think she has out for me because she didn't
even count down and my face is dumb in both photos.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
That's so good. It's my favorite Robert pictures. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
But and somebody said it looked like Weekend at Bernie's
situation where it looks like you're dead and we just
put glasses on you and MADJ you stand next to us.
Oh that's fin I've read that, but I understand the
reference Weekend at Bernie's He's dead the whole time. I
didn't know that that does make sense, though I am inside.
I showed Sam the photo and she said that we

(33:27):
don't look like friends, we look like three amigos.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
I like that amigas if uncorrect me, if I'm wrong.
My Spanish is that great, but I think amigo means
friend in Spanish.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Right now, if only we got some colorful costumes and
big sombarros, we could be the Three Amigos.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
And I wasn't quite sure what that meant. We don't
look like friends, but we look like three amigos.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
See like, there was an old movie, The Three Amigos
with Martin short Chevy Chase and I'm forgetting the third
greyhead guy, Oh, Steve marg Steve Martin. But they wore
big sombreros and fake like, you know, the tasseled make

(34:13):
So I don't think that. I don't know. I don't
really get that reference either, But then again, I didn't
get Bully Me in a China Shop either, So.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Yeah, you don't understand.

Speaker 4 (34:24):
I don't think she's saying that we look like a
three amigos. It's just like a different what the kids say,
I guess vibe.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
We look fucking Latino?

Speaker 3 (34:31):
What's Latina?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I'm so tan?

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Is it because of the tan I got out there?

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I'm more red than tan. I do love that. The
top and the bottom of my arms are vastly different colors.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
They are I had not noticed that.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Yeah, red, translucent white. You can actually see the veins
in my arm from how much I don't go outside.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
That's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Hey, easy to.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Find a vein if you were a nurse.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
If I ever decided to turn to drugs.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh, yeah, you'd be a great heroin as it's gonna
be so easy. Don't don't.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I don't like needles.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
We look like a put that picture up when we're
talking about it, but we look like amigos amigas.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Or maybe she was saying we look like the migos. Oh,
she's like, you guys look like migos. That's what she
was saying. It was a I could be Quavo Cook.
He's one of them.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
It's the other one is an offset all the way.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Isn't Cuevo dead?

Speaker 3 (35:37):
No them not. I don't want to be dead. I
don't know Offset and take Off.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
They had the bougie song The group.

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Was composed of Quavo, his nephew, take Off, and their
cousin friend their quote cousin friend offset Cuevo.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Is just google which one's dead?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
One of them died?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Who died in Migos? I swear to God if I
google this faster than you can do.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Oh hey, they're fro Lawrenceville, Georgia. I lived in Laurensville, Georgia.
I definitely like Migos. Take Off he's dead, all right.
P oh A good thing, I said, Offset.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
He was killed here.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
You have to be Takeoff Robert, Ah, Robert's dead in
this building right right here. He was killing Houston that couch. Yeah,
oh wait, I think I remember that. I think it
was like a bowling thing, wasn't it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
I think it was like a birthday party of bowling
alley and fucked up ship. Dude. Yeah. Bowling alleys are
supposed to be like Disney World, dude. Yeah, it should
be the place.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
You got any if you got any violence, take outside
the bowling alley in in his case, that could have
been the thing that happened also, but like take it
away from a bullying dude.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
It's bowling alley. You feel in a parking. Go throw
a ball at some stress. You'll feel good.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
You should be very happy.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
If you're getting angry, then you keep it in the gutter.
Balls the bumpers up. Nowo's gonna judge it. Yeah yeah,
sort of youth outreach program to get kids out of gangs.
And it's just we're gonna teach you how to bowl,
my teacher.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
I mean, just here, you do this. I don't know
how a bowl, but figure it out. Like it's If
you're bad at it, then just bumpers.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
I know everything about bowling.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
You can put the put the ball down a lane,
you hit it. I bowled a three hundred on WE
Bowling one time. That was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
That's sick. Still three hundred still count.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Which was yeah right. I mean, did you know if
you bowl three hundred you get a ring.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
No we bowling in real life. My cousin did it,
Shot Ryan. I'd rather just get like a free picture
of beer from the bowling alley.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
I would also, but if I had the option to
also get a ring, I would absolutely get a ring,
and I would make.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
It a pinky ring. I'd make it a Prince Albert.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
I don't want to get that pier just kidding.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
No, I don't have enough dick to appears.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Yeah, it'd be Robert over here, get like seven rings done.
He'd be like all those like hippie girls that have
forty five pierceings on the ash.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I could fit like a just wash.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Sam wouldn't know what to do with it.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Dick would look like an African tribesman with the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
So, uh well, you just clarify if she meant that
we look like migos. I think that's what she meant. Okay,
I think you know what. We don't ask her. I'm
just gonna assume that's what it meant. But did she
mean that one of us is about to die?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
I mean, let's be honest. I always look like I'm
about to die.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I always feel like I'm about to die. Anybody about
to go bowling anytime soon? No, I should join a
bowling like I gotta I got a birthday party. I
gotta go to die out a bowling alley.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
See, I get two into it and then I hurt
like my hip is sore the next day every time because.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
I get the full Oh yeah, like lean on, good
for him?

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, I got great for him?

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Great for him fantastic.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I mean, let's be honest, I look like a bowler.
You do.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
That's the truest like.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
What every ninety show stereotyped bowlers as this fat, bald,
middle aged You.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Need to start rocking bowler shirt like bowling shirts.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I almost bought a bunch in college soprano in two
and a half men, yeah, or tony soprano, and you're
more more of a tony soprano. I would say, just
get really nasily with it. Act like I can't breathe it,
which actually a lot of the time I can't breathe
on my nose anywhere.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
Oh see, you're already there.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
Like the fucking gobba ghoul, I can't do a spread?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Can we get couple of gobba ghouls over the late
nine ov?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I can't do in an American Italian accent. I don't
know why. I feel like it should be easy to do.
I just can't cuse its cultural appropriation, pad dude. Italians
are like the Irish. You can say whatever fuck you want,
you can't be offensive to them.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
It's kind of true. There's like one word you can't
be made though.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
There's one word that is also the acronym of the
World Series of Poker that we do not use.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
We don't, but you can't be made unless you are
truly Italian, right, And that was our pre camp segment.
On that note, shout out to Micos. That's just like,
no wonder they did that. They did that once. That
that was tight. I just want to do burden, cook

(40:15):
it up like a stir fry. It's all right, let's
go to the comeback Kids segment. It's the comeback kid,
comeback of the Week, come back Kid of the week.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Bitch. All right, let's.

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Let's start with Final Destination. That's a comeback kid, because
they I didn't know they had a Final Destination movie.
That's out again.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
I've seen trailers.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
I didn't I saw a part of one of them. No,
I saw several where it's like the one their gets
in the tanning bed and dies.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
I think I saw too.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Then the poles hit the guy I was trying to avoid.
Then you have the tree hits the guys, which is.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Why every millennial you anytime you pull it behind an
eighteen wheeler, that's a hole in big trees. You're like,
and I think that's from the second one, which is
why I believe I've seen that.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, but I don't like movies like that. They were
airing a Final Destination movie and in one certain theater.
I don't remember where it was. Robert's a big forty
theater guy. I'm trying to find.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Out where it was.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
It doesn't matter, but I'm still looking at it.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
You're right, doesn't matter. But anyway, during the showing of
the movie, the roof collapsed.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
The city of La plataa plata?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Is that Florida or California? Great research, man, great.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Look, I just saw one thing in the article and
I'm not going to see. Yeah, can you see what
la plata is? Which is Spanish for the plata. So yeah,
they were watching the new Final Destination movie, which about
people doing Argentina. Obviously it's basically it's the California, South America.

(42:18):
But he knows that, Uh, it's.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
More of the Fredericksburg of South America.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
It's like Germany's Germany's California.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
You go down there and you're like, man, a lot
of white people here, How did that happen? Google it.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
That's where you go to get away from things, you know,
So you had a weird past and you want to
just start fresh.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
What was the travel company want to get Away Southwest?
Apparently they were started by Germans.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Yep, just head on down to That's why there's so
many non stop flights from Germany to Argentina Plata. Anyways,
after we wasted two minutes talking about nothing, yeah, they
were they were watching.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
The they were the Final Destination.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
They were watching the Final Detonation movie. And the roof collapsed,
like the ceiling in the theater collapse. Some lady had
to be hospitalized. And that was just like, I'm sure
I'm gonna die here. I'm going to die in a
movie there, watching a show by people dying with random
things happening to them like that.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
It's one of the few times when you wake up
in the hospital and you're like, oh, I wish I
had died now I'm just gonna be chased by death.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, that's the whole thought. The whole part of the
movie is like that means deaths after you. Grim Reaper
not not a grim Reaper though, because there's not a
grim Reaper at all in Final Destination, and we'd team
grim Reaper. He's a cool guy, misunderstood just all right, Hey,
he's just he's just doing his job.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
This guy doing his job, clocking in, clocking out. This
is a.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
Death that's hunting, not a grim reaper. Don't don't bottle
them in the same thing. Don't put them in the
same category. They're not very different people or things or
whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
It'd be one of those ones where like, Okay, the
roof collapses on you, you sue the shit out of
the theater, you get five million dollars. As you're moving
into your new house, the parking break on your moving
truck slips and you get fucking crushed by it. You're like, dude,
what come on?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
You can't try and go for any money because you
just know it's gonna end bad.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
You're just sitting there waiting for your death to happen.
Like you're watching the NBA Draft and you're like, they're
gonna give it to fucking Dallas. We all know what's
going to happen.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Of course I'm gonna die. Yeah, yeah, take a trip down.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Couldn't enjoy your money because you'd think death is around
the corner at every time. You can't fly anywhere, you
can't go anywhere when the roads are icy.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
You can't go anywhere with there with roads at all.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
You can't go near a shower, slip and fall, hit
your head, couldn't tan.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
What are some other things that happen in the movies?

Speaker 1 (44:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
I think we've exhausted all the things we know.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
I don't remember, but in twenty five years.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Can't goingwhere near a tree. You could be the governor
of Texas one.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
But also you'd get so much money, that's the thing.
You'd win the lawsuit. You'd probably die before you got
any of the money.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, like the day before they had to give you
the money. You're done.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
You'd like walk out of the courthouse and a bird
would be flying ten thousand feet above you have the
heart attack, died in mid air. The bird's body would
fall to earth, hit you in the next snap of
your neck and kill you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
Terrifying, terrifying, but final destination. That's back. Shout out to
them being a comeback kid. That's porn back and then
also also a very sad comeback kid. We have this
week is Harambei. Our sweet prints passed away again today
nine years ago May as a recording. It's been nine
years to the lost our sweet prints to a senseless
act of violence.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Wow, just trying to hijack Memorial Day week.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
You were supporting the Japanese.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
You know what, let's not get bobbed. I want you.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Yesterday would have been is twelfth birthday, around his twelfth birthday,
and today is his death day. Don't well, no, I
need to look him up to celebrate them.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
No, so that I can eat hot dogs on them
and light sparklers.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
No.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Oh? Should I do a natural Japanese holiday or don't
the big day? Well there's two, right, there's two of them.
There's one that ended to celebrate both. I don't know.
Maybe I'll do that day. We'll figure out either way.
Ia Iowa Day, Yeah, H day, h H day in

(46:39):
H town. I love. I googled Japanese holidays. The first
one pops up Japanese New Year. Do you know who?
That is? February January first. That's just fucking New Year.
It's not we don't even say that's American New Year.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
That's just well, Chinese New Year is different.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
They're the one you can't say, Oh, I celebrate had
you gone to New Year? What was that? No? It
was just January first, like everybody else. The weird.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
One has to have the name with the Wali is
also New Year. Oh what, I don't know where, but
it's New Year Emperor's birthday February.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Oh yeah, you're gonna you're gonna support the Emperor.

Speaker 3 (47:16):
You fucking eat a hot fucking scale, light a firework,
you join the dark Side.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
I could be honest. If I was the Star Wars,
I probably would have gone dark side.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Like they always keep winning like that. It's just like
they'd lose, but then right like they turn right back
and come around and win again. Like every time they
watch a Star Wars movie, they're trying to take down
the bad get. It's very much in power.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
If dude, if I could use the force, I'd like
to think I would use it altruistically. I do not
have this.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
I would give him the power and really, like if
you think about jedis are just as bad because they
start a lot of wars. They're not they start they're.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Good peace keepers. The public Republican was overgrown. I could
I could do hours on this. They got they got
turned into a military unit, which was never their purpose.
Then they didn't bail and that thing. Then they got
spread too thin, so they weren't able to fully focus
on the force and see the dangers that were coming
up ahead. I think, as powerful as Yoda is, you
think if he didn't get pulled down into bullshit politics,

(48:13):
that he would not have sensed the Emperor coming.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I think I think Yoda should have not even thought
about politics.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I think what Star Wars teaches us, if anything, politics
corrupts absolutely.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
One thing I know about the the second episode of
Star Wars.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Which one? Where are we starting?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Original or lil Anikin's second one?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
So too? That's act of the close.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
So I said, the second one. Yeah, I was trying
to think of the name. I couldn't think of it
on the spot right there, but I got it. This
a lot of them. But what I learned is that
that's the most boring part of any movie is the
political part where they're like, now to the Senate and
I'm like, shut the fuck up. I do not care
about this. Where's the pod racing? What happened to jar Jar?
Where's Jarja? What's he doing? What's jargro up to right now? Like,

(48:58):
where's the hot princess lady? Let's fuck I can see
her right now. I don't fucking want to see some
weird dude float down a thing and then be like, oh,
let's start up harber m.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Hey, we've got a movie about space wizards, for kaser
swords for kids.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Let's have a fucking whole Senate meeting in it.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Like, no, let's putting politics in it. You know what
will do though, if you pause it at the exact
right moment, you'll see Et in the corner of the screen.
That's a nice Easter.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Delegate from uh someplace I don't know, Dago bay Et
World wherever Et is from that tween.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Speaking of Star Wars, did you guys see that they
cast the new Harry Potter kids Harry Ron Hermer.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Did, Yeah, and they all sounded very British. I read
their names this morning.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
I didn't read their names. I just saw and I
was like, I wonder which one's wrong. Yeah. I did
see one of the comments underneath though, that said, if
this was a Disney character, Ron would be black, because
every Disney property they know about superheroes and everything. If
there's a ginger, they just in the live Actually they
always think of black. Guys are like, it's weird, weird
that they keep doing it to Ginger.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I was kind of hoping they would have gone trands
just to like kind of get right at jk.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Now what do you think?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
I am jacked dove though, I can't wait for that
fucking show.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I'm gonna watch all of it, but so much is it?
Is it a prequel?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
No, they're just redoing it as a series. Yeah, so
like instead of it being one movie long each year
is probably gonna be so No, dude, you get more.
We've already seen this, dude, we can get a full
flashback of Harry Potter's dad just being a dick and
bullying the shit out of a little black kid.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Is Peeves the Poulter guy? It's gonna be in a.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Probably anybody that didn't make the movies, I assume has
to be in the show.

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Did you read the books for I did. Peeves the
Poulter guys was kind of like a star that we
never saw in the movies. And you're like, dude, he
just fucking he dicks around with everybody. He's like Moana Merle,
but way funnier and not as depressing and super cool.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Peeves is a beast.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Peeves is my favorite in the whole book. I Taggard.
I like Taggard, Taggard rock' pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Peeves was in the video game too.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
He was in the video Yes, the people that only
watched the movies, they didn't know. I know what they
were fucking ship. Who's this new guy?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Like?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
He's not shut the fuck up?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
I want to I want to fall two episode arc
on nearly Headless Nick.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I only want they should make a Peeve spin off.
I know how nearly his headless Nick lost his head
because I had to play that part on the lost It.
But it was on the hunt that he had to
go on. If you ever played Hogwarts whatever legas Hogwarts Legacy, yeah,
and well, he wanted to go on.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
The Headless Hunt and they wouldn't let him. Bullshit. He
was basically in that game. He was basically Rudolph.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
He was he was, and they didn't have any heads.
And guess who still had nearly their head Nick Nick did.
Nick's a good guy, which is ironic because you know
who who Santa is Saints Nick, huh huh. It makes
you think they're.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I don't think he was ever losing his head, though.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
He does when it's almost Christmas and all those presents
ain't made, but he's nearly losing his head there.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I'm just saying I've seen a lot of movies where
that sleigh takes a hard turn, and I never once
saw the head flip off to the side.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Where's turtleneck?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Oh you know what, the elves sewed it back on. Yeah,
they have a whole work shit out to the bottom
of that.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Done all right, But yeah, Harambe's a comeback kid because
we saally lost our sweet prints nine months ago or
nine years ago. And you know, the Cincinnati Zoo has
not said anything today. I've been scouring their social medias.
I scolded them several times. They've done nothing. And I mean,

(52:37):
I've continued my boycott for nine years long. I've never
gone to the Cincinnati Zoo and I will for the
rest of my life not go to the Cincinnati Zoo
because of that. And if I do, it will only
be to protest.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
I was gonna say, what if in protest you went
ate a bunch of Skyline chili before and then ship
your pants at the.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Stem, blew up the bathroom, No with the bathroom with shit, not.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
Do it and right in front of the whatever their
biggest draws tiger cage. Poop your pants right there, so then.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
That's all they fucking care about them.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah, poop right.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
A cute little hippo, and forget how he murdered a
gorilla nine years ago, that little kid. I wonder how
old that kid is right now, like twelve thirteen. I
hope he gets bullied every day. Harambe murderer.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
I hope on Halloween the other kids dress up as
gorillas and kick his ass. That would be sick. That
would be really be sick. Just five years in a row, guys,
stop doubt, no sick.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Yeah, one hundred people dressed as gorilla is fighting that
one kid that caused Rambe's death. That's what I want
to watch.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Do they have any other gorillas at that zoo though,
I hope not. I hope they have one, and they
call him Harambe to Electric Boogaloo.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
They would never, they would never.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
That'd be funny if they did it. He was like
he was. They got another gorilla named it Harambe just
to piss off all the people online.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
But Rahmbe was a Texan, so they killed They killed
one of our own.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I didn't know that was he born in Texas.

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Brownsville, Texas. Baby girls are born in Texas.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
D looks up zoos. That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Sometimes I think you know nothing about Rombay.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Close to nothing. Yeah yeah, well not enough, could not enough. Well,
you know that's what he gets for being a Texan
without a gun if he had his own gun because he.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
Wanted to, but the zoo had a no firearms policy,
which is weird because that's how they killed him.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Seems like if uh, a good gorilla with a had
a gun. There there was a.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
Good gorilla with a gun, then it could have stopped
the bad guy with the gun.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
No, I'm just like, that's not Rombey's fault. It's not
Robbie was just again just doing his jobs. I'm hanging
out in my enclosure. Let me go over to the
water feature. Oh what's up, kid, Here, here's my hand.
Let me walk you over to your mom quickly and
kind of kind of rough, but like, you're in my house,
you're my You broke into my house. You're breaking an entering.
You're literally breaking an entering. And I thought this was

(55:01):
America where we can defend ourselves. Huh. I thought I
could stay in my ground you.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Know, I've always mostly just a needle. You've been anti Harambe.
But the more I think about that, the kid did
break into his house.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
He broke into his house and then they shot the
house owner.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I think, of your house, you should be able to
do whatever you want to them at that point.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Yeah, and he was running with the kid. He didn't
hit the kid, like, Yeah, it looked violent for a second,
but he was probably just trying to be like, where's
this kid's mother?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
He was kid met him so we could sling the
kid back up to his mom. Yeah, I mean, I'm
pretty sure he did stop at one point. They had
like three minutes before they got in there and shot him.
But he didn't kill the kid. Did He was conserving
his energy. They didn't even hurt the kid.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah, he was trying to wait here, had the kid
or maybe the kid.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
He just thought like, man, you're a bad parent. Your
kid fell in here. I'm adopting him. I shall call
him Tarzan. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
I would have raised him way better, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
We could have had a zoo Tarzan. That kid. The
public just that kid probably on drugs right now, dude,
it's been how many years you say, now? Nine years.
Nine years. It took me nine years, but I'm finally
on team Harambe.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Thank you, and it means a lot.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
I'll probably forget why tomorrow and be back off.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
No, you stay on team Rambe. Just saying remind me
dicks out, everybody. Remind me that Harambe was just trying
to protect his own home. He was standing his ground.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Just remind me that next time I get anti Harambe.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
Dicks out for Rambe. Everybody rip sweet prints, Oh don't,
don't no demonetized on YouTube. All right, moving on, Let's
get to the not cool segment, and that is brought
to you by the Past the Gravy YouTube channel. If
you're watching us, hey, you found it. If you're not
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(56:41):
slash at Past Degrety podcast, or just search Past the
Gurty podcast on YouTube. Hit that subscribe button, share us
with the friend, go comment comment rip Harambe. I would
say comment dicks out, but I think we would get
probably that might get flagged.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Hashtag Harambe, hashtextday in.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
Your ground, hashtag rip Harambe.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Hashtag Zammerman.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Hashtag don't not Zimmerman.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Oh, I said, stand your groundle, That's just where my
brain went.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Don't don't though, different different case, different case, halfh hashtag
hashtag justice for Rambe hashtag stand your ground, Send your
condolence is for Harambe right now in the chat, please
all right, and Robert, you know we're gonna have a
new a new item in the merch store very soon,

(57:29):
and if we can get to two hundred comments, I
will pick the most well thought out memorialization of our
sweet prints for Harambe. All right, but I want some
good stuff. I want your eulogies like you're I remember.
I was just a boy when Harambe came into this world,
and I left a man after I saw what happened.
I didn't want to be a man that early, but

(57:49):
sometimes you have to become a man when you see
some fucked up shit like that.

Speaker 1 (57:52):
How old was he when he got killed?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
It would have been twelve, It was nine years he
was like seventeen comb yeah, seventeen.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
He was seventeen when he got killed.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Seventeen yep.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
I was trying to remember because I think gorillas can
live to be like fifty right, yeah, yeah, like us,
that's how long we should live. Yeah, without medicine, I
feel like we'd be dropping dead at fifty.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Probably probably I thought he was younger than that. But yeah,
rip Harambe and go Past the Gravy on YouTube channel
Past the Gravy Pod at past Grave Pod, give us
a follow and subscribe. Let's let's get into the not
cool sevent where we tell you what's not cool. The
tap of dust in the last week. You can have
a bunch of different not cools. If you step your toe,

(58:36):
that's not cool. If you get attacked by a shark
also not cool. Or hey, say you're a gorilla, a
Littland gorilla just living in captivity. You're already in captivity,
but you're just trying to provide happiness for a bunch
of kids. They come see you every day and then
you just get shot. That's also very not cool. Harambe,
actually nine years ago today had the biggest not cool
ever in the history of the podcast. But if you

(58:57):
have it not cool similar to that or anything like that.
If you one event at pass Gray Pod on X
use the hashtag PTG not cool. That's how we'll search
for them. We're gonna pick some of the best ones
each week, and then we're gonna vent with our not cools.
Hit us up at pass Gray Pod on X use
the hashtag PTG not cool. This is the not cool segment.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
Not cool man, all right.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Our first not cool comes to us from Josh Tree
Caudle at Joshua Tree seven one three, and Josh Tree says,
he's not cool. Is my apartment pool is open for
the summer, but the water in it is green and
it's gross. It looks more like they were celebrating Saint
Patrick's Day than Memorial Day. He attached a picture and yeah,
it was green, pretty gross.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Gross a ship? What the fuck was wrong?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Pretty gross? That's fucked up. It's funked up. So everybody
peed in that pool yesterday, right, like, I don't know,
that's unacceptable, unacceptable and you should demand a refund and
the like for what the pool. But yeah, I want
to refund.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
I had to pee in my own toilet yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Because your pools, you should just only start going and
peeing in that pool until they fix it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Just just walking, just standing there for like twelve seconds,
shake your hips and get out.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Yep, this is this is you brought this on yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
I wanted to use it one day. I will forever
fuck you up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
Now that'll get them all right. Our next not cool
is from Mikey Paul and it's just Mikey p We
saw him this weekend and Mikey p says, it's not
cool if someone stole my lunch out of the fridge
at work.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Dude, that should be ground, straight up grounds for firing diabos.
It is theft, not only theft. You're taking away my meal.
I then can no longer do my job effectively.

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Because now my yeah, and now my tummy's empty and
I'm hungry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
And if I ever find you, we are now mortal
enemies that work together. It's not good for anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
And then yeah, and then like Mikey would get in
trouble for retaliating, it's like, really, it's their faul for
doing that in the first place.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
That's well, you're just gonna start bringing in two sandwiches,
you hide one in the fridge, you hide yours somewhere else,
not in the fridge, and you poison that one. Yeah,
not like death poison, but like you make a ham
and cheese sandwich, but you put a ship done of
eye drops in it, so then they get horrible diary
at work.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
If you just had your go gourt hot dog, keep
that in your pocket, you didn't have to put that
in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Go dog, go dog. Also, and you keep that on
your hip body temperature, you're you're basically souving that hot
dog all day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Oh it's gonna just taste better.

Speaker 6 (01:01:34):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
One of our better ideas ever, very possibly our best
might be well, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
I think the PB and Joker it was a little.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Bit that was too Pistache treys were also good, that
were great, they just didn't pan out. We got we
got some good ideas pillows remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
But uh yeah, Mike, I think, but it was a idea.
I think what you need to do is you go
to HR and you ask them that if you find
the culprit, are you allowed to solve No no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
You don't propose anything because you ask for forgiveness, not permission,
And then they'll always tell the I'll already tell you no,
and then you're like, now I can't do anything. Then
any sort of retaliation you got to just retaliate.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
You put an empty food container in the fridge with
a note on top of that says, I know you
stole my lunch. If there's twenty dollars in here tomorrow,
I will not retaliate. And then you just let everyone
live in fear and hopefully somebody gives you twenty dollars.
If not, then like you know, you're in the same
spot you are now, but you might have won twenty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Or yeah, you just put something with your name on
it that looks similar to what you had today in
the fridge, but you put a snake in it, and
then you don't touch it because you know there's a
snake in it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
But anybody else sak in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
But anybody else that's going to try it, they're cold blooded.
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
No, I'm not worried about the snake's healthy. I'm worried
about me opening a fridge and seeing a snake and
instantly shitting my pants and passing out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
From Well, no, because you'd put it in like the
can or a box or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
No snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:59):
No, you put the snake in that, and then you
know that you're not going to try that, and if
anybody else isn't trying to steal your food. They won't
have a problem with it either. Pat, you don't normally
try and steal people's food, do you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I mean I did say earlier that I do steal
it's in my house, it's not steel your domain. Yeah, no,
I do not steal food.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
If it's in your house, it's your food, that's true.
Is that kid paid bills? No, didn't think so that's
all yours?

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
Sorry, those are my go gourts. I never thought your
go got Yeah, you have a lot. You've just inherited
a lot of gogurts today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
I'm so fucking from right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Hey, Hey, this is my fucking go gret kid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Get the fuck out of here. I just hear from
the other room. Why's my gogurt the freezer? That's my gogurt?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
By the way, Pat's Pat's sisters got a kid that's
staying there, like not, PA's not just living with a
random kid. No, this isn't we should I feel like
maybe we should cover that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Yeah, this isn't. I'm not Bruce Wayne. I don't have
a ward that I'm turning into a superhero.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I just felt like we kind of had no context
there as a kid living packed.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
I feel like I just now we just made sure
I'd just taken in kids. He's an orphanage trying to
get those government checks, baby and gogurt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I only think better than the government checks is the
gogurt that comes with them.

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Yeah. If you do find them, though, definitely smear dog
shit all over their door handles.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
Or like publicly shame them. Like with office, there should
be certain office things. It's like it's a public slap
and everybody can shame, shame, shame.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
I would only call that guy food thief from now on.
Was that Game of Thrones? And they yelled shame at her. Yeah, okay,
IgE day you work with this guy for five more years.
Every day you walk in, you go, what's up? Food thief?
Food thief? And then you just like get everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Else start and then you should get to publicly in
front of the rest of the office, just get to
slap the ship out of him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
But I forgot my lunch, so that means somebody else
has to go with.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yeah, that's not that I didn't pack lunch for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
I know I hit you because I turned from a
non turn lane, but I didn't get the lane in time.
And I didn't want to go down one exit in
U turn same thing. Yeah, you're a fucking You're a
lunch terrorist is what you are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
Lunch terrorism is what you were a victim of, Mikey
and I am sorry. Teas and Peace, brother, that is
not cool. That is a solid not cool buddy, all right.
And last listener viewers submitted not cool from Alex so
at Alex mcthunder one on X and he says he's
not cool. Is my truck overheated and I had to
get it towed? Was on my way to a fun

(01:05:26):
event and had to miss it? He said, some car
problems the last couple of weeks. Yeah, when you've had
car problems, you're just like please not now, please not now,
please now. That's the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
There's never a good time for it, never a good time,
never like, oh this is acting up. Oh well, I'm
already bringing it in tomorrow to get this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
No, so he's right after you had taken care of
or right after you paid some.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Or right after you ran out. Yeah that blows dude.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
Teas and Peace, sorry buddy and peas love you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Man, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Who wants to go first out of us will we
were yelling a lot of buzzfests and I kind of
lost my voice.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
I also lost my voice. Yours wasn't as bad as mine.
I feel like you're more trained for it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:08):
I didn't see you after like nude, so I don't know,
but I did see Alex like around nine, and his
voice was fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Yeah. Well, I mean like the next day, the following day, Yeah,
I was. I feel like mine was way worse than yours, though,
like I kept noticing. Maybe I just wasn't noticing yours
because I was so focused online.

Speaker 3 (01:06:27):
Yeah, music the whole time. But yeah, my voice is
pretty shot.

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Yeah, So I had that. And then also like halfway through,
I kind of felt like a dick. I was like,
I feel like I'm not hanging as much with the
Gravy Gang as I should be. But it was one
of those times where like I hadn't seen my boys
in a long time. You saw the Gravy Gang. I did,
I did? I Maybe I kind of feel like I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
But also on the chat, did you feel slighter?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
Pat? Yeah? Probably, But you know how it is, you
see the boys in a while, you see the boys,
you kind of get in your own world. You start
retelling old stories that you fooled each other seven hundred times.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So guys do baseball players?

Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
Yeah? Yeah, So that's it. Pretty good week, just minor inconveniences.

Speaker 4 (01:07:08):
I think all three of ours is bus best related mine.
Marilynd Manton didn't allow any photographer besides the house photographer
to take photos. And then people you know on the
on the accounts were like, hey, why didn't you post
boss as.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
Robert does social media for the stations.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Yeah, They're like, why didn't you post Manton voted? What
are the Manton photos? I wanted to see the Manson photos.
I'm like, you just didn't allow it, just didn't allow it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
That you said should have gone to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Then you should have at that point under every one
of those you should have just went to like Google
images and found like a watermark Getty image of Marilyn
Manson and just like posted that you should you should
have here it looked like this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
You should have drawn like court sketches.

Speaker 4 (01:07:54):
Oh, we talked about caricatures.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Stick figures, just like a stick figure, tall skins that
I could do.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
And this was him on the last song. And this, now,
this was a really cool part in speach bubble.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
It just says beautiful people.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
This is when he brought a goat out to sacrifice.
Why he sacrificed a goat?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Yeah, he sucked his own dick on stage. All the
rumors were true for when we finally happened.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
It posted braille of what was going on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Oh yeah, it definitely makes it more difficult to understand.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Just you keep posting like some fake HTTP make it
look like a hyperlink pic. I don't know why it's
not formatting correctly.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Hold on, I do the AI Marilyn Manson.

Speaker 1 (01:08:34):
With the goat. Oh you're the AI image. I thought
you had something ready to go. No, he's literally just
gonna create his own idea right now, right now, the
middle of the podcasts.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
Robert, I'm gonna get in the mine. Well, this is
for Robert. It's not cool, idiots, shut up. Robert did
take a cool picture that I used as my ut.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
A new profile pick. Robert took a lot of cool pictures.
That's what Robert does. He's very talented.

Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
This is uh, Marilyn Manson Marilyn Manson on Saturday, taken
by Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Holding a goat. I want to pet that goat. He
looks like he did.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Well, it's sacrifice, so you can't he's now gone. Damn
he was sacrificing him from then.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I want to eat that goat. But yeah, that was.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Marilyn Manson with a goat. All right, cool, there's our
cover photo done. No, mine not cool? Was yeah, buzz
specialated and mine was that I almost got the whole
thing shut down unintentionally.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Before it even started.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
I got like put on a watch list. Basically. I'm
pretty sure I was watched because all the cops were
staring at me the rest of the day. But yeah,
before gates opened, before people got in, we like Pat
followed me in for work. Robert was there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Sounds like I just wandered it off the street. No
you didn't. You didn't wander up with you and you
didn't follow, No, but you were.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
They were cool because usually it's like a whole thing
to bring it, like you bring your people and like
usually I'll just tell my wife like stay in the
room or whatever, just come down, like whenever you want
to go, like whenever the first thing you want to
see is And I was like, come on, Pat, let's go.
And I was like, well, he's with me. And they
just were like, all right, come on in, like wave
them in. Like he had to go through security and everything,
but usually like they're way way more.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Sticklers the shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
It was probably their every day, not going to be
a problem. So we were hanging out. We were doing
some pre show prep stuff and stuff like that, and
then we were just kind of sitting around and then
I had a coworker's husband, a friend of the show,
Adam Clinton, call me and be like, Hey, do you
know where my wife is?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
And I was like, I do not. Actually she was
just here, but I do not know where she is currently.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
He's like, well, I had I have a bag of
shirts that she was gonna give out to people during
the day. Could you possibly come and meet me and
I give it to you and then you give to her.
Like absolutely, not a problem. I'm a good guy. Would
love to help my buddy Adam. So I go to
the fence, shake his hand, what's up, dude, good to
see you, man, it's been a minute. And then he

(01:11:01):
tosses the bag over the fence. I catch the bag,
athlete walk past, see a cop. Not at the cop.
What's up? He nods back cop. Watch the whole thing
go back, nothing happens. Eventually get the bague of Teresa
and we go to do the the kickoff a buzzfast.
We bring people up, we're out on stage, and right

(01:11:22):
before we were back on stage, Robert's with me, but
my boss was like, hey, after you guys get done
with this announcement, I need I need to talk to
you guy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Okay, can I can I interject here because I'm in
the back room, the operations room, and you hear walkie
talking's going off all the time, and I hear people
start talking about like, hey, we need to find these people.
This can shut down the whole event. Like this is
like really serious. I think we might need to get
the cops involved. And I hear yeah, I think it's
like Alex and Patt in his group. So I hear

(01:11:51):
your name to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Pat, I got group.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Yes, the idiot in Hawaiian shirt, So like, what did
they do?

Speaker 1 (01:12:00):
And like shit with a Hawaiian shirt disarmed us?

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
God damn it just that we were afraid of.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
And this is, like you said, is right before the
show goes on, and it's like, I'm gonna go to
the stage with you guys to to record and take
pictures of you guys bring on the show, so that
that's when I go over there. And then at this
point I have already heard that they're gonna get Elliott
involved and our boss, Yes, your boss, And then I
did see him talk to you, and I was gonna
give you a heads up, but he was right there

(01:12:27):
and I goes unable to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
So, yeah, I have no idea what's going on. We
do the announcement like what's up man, Welcome on the
Kenton Place. They were awesome, by the way, local band
that won their way into Buzzfest, and we brought them
on stage. And then I walked off and I was like, right,
what's up, dude, what's going on? And he was like, oh,
we need to go talk to the security team.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And I walked in.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
There's two cops there, like the whole fucking security squad
is in this little security room. There's cameras or there's
like video footage of me catching up bag and I'm like, well, okay,
so you almost had the whole event shut down. I'll say,
what's up, let's go, let's.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Let me hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
I'm so I apologize what did I do? And they
proceed to show me that I was, I got it,
and they told me exactly what I did. But I like,
from their perspective, which is right. I caught an un
secure bag, like a bag that had not passed through security,
and then Waltz passed it, passing a cop that watched
me catch it, nodded at the cop. Cops saw I

(01:13:31):
could have immediately stopped the right there, like during the
elementary you know bang bang that happened a couple of
years ago. It was like, look at this police officer
that didn't make a phone call, like that would have
been that guy. But I that's beside the point showed
me walking into and all this other this could have
shut the whole thing down. We don't know what was
in that what was in that bag? And I was like,
guns didn't hit Then they've seen more mad like not

(01:13:57):
guns his T shirts, it's for co worker, blah blah
blah blah blah. Well this is unacceptable. You almost shut
this entire thing down. We almost had to have everybody
searched here. This is this is a big problem. And
I was like, I am so sorry, like I really did,
like and I was like, okay, can I give you
my perspective I'm not saying I'm right, but my perspective
was coworker calls me, hey, can you give this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
To my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I didn't know that bag hadn't gone through security. Was like,
why would that guy not go through security? I thought
he'd already passed security where he handed me the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Well, there were he in an area that we were
in once we had passed security.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Yeah, that's why I thought. I was like, okay, yeah,
he just must have been through the next gate. He
must just be going to do something. And so I
was like I took the bag, didn't know that it
wasn't through security, and then I handed to a co worker.
This was before everything had started. I didn't think it
was I didn't think I was being a domestic terrorist.
But like they had like the video footge. It was
like when Luigi Mangioni had his whole thing happened and

(01:14:49):
they're like, well, this is where he goes into Central
Park on a bike. Like it was like you could
see like, okay, turns left here, then he goes here,
he does this, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Look, if they had all that, they should have seen that.
What was it eight minutes after you got that bag
and we were still sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:01):
Twenty thirty minutes. I feel like, wasn't that felt like it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
Was either way. We were standing in the same area
the entire time, and then you handed it to her
in that area. Yeah, I think they should have just
been like, well, we tracked youever, we've been tracked. You
tracked me in a twelve square foot area where I
kept standing for the next thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
But yeah, so like I almost shut down all the
busts accidentally didn't mean to my bad, and she was like, well,
I just need to know that it's not gonna hapen
because like it's not going to happen again, like if
anybody tries to toss me anything over the fence. I was like, no,
can't do that and didn't appreciate I thought that the
joke about guns being a bag when it was clearly
a down situation for me. Right then I thought, hey,

(01:15:41):
balls on this kid, but no, it did not hit.
And then I was like, what did you want to
handcuff me?

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Anyways?

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Like what are we doing here? Because like when at
first I was like, oh, I'm gonna get kicked out,
and I was just like, well, it's early on a Saturday.
Me and Pat can just go hang out. Well, let's
go to have Hat's buddy's house and drink a little bit.
We have a hotel and we're going to party that
We're going to be a nice little Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
And in the wood just gotten kicked out.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
I would I would have figured, I would have figured
something out. I'm gonna have a nice little Saturday. Either way,
it's gonna be in here or it's gonna be somewhere else.
And it ended up getting to be in Buzzfest. It
was a fun rest of the day. But being like
started out a little they started to start off great.
I was having a great time, and there was like,
why are there's so many police here and security people?

(01:16:24):
And then all the security people knew me the rest
of the day because they had watched me forever long.
But again, I was just trying to be a good guy. Sometimes,
you know, they say nice guys finished last. I guess
that is truly a true statement.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
And honestly, they they should have said thank you because
you exposed a flaw on their security, right, like, hey,
look there's an area where things can easily be thrown
into the venue.

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
I could get a part time job, maybe being like
Frank abagnew was if you want to catch me, if
you can, I could be like I used to be
a forgerer. Now I'm gonna tell you how recognized forgeries
like that bag got tossed over.

Speaker 1 (01:17:00):
Get that guy, hey check that. I don't know how
they didn't laugh at gun. Obviously it's not guns. They
probably thought of tensions were high, like if anything, so
much sneaking a bag in.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
But sometimes you got to need a little joke to
like lighten attention. I thought maybe that was it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
But also once they realized, oh, it's one of our
on air talent, probably not sneaking guns in here. If anything,
you would have been like drugs.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Well then I guess they freaked out when they realized
I was on stage, because then they realized, oh, that
is him, that is him, And it was like why
is he on stage? Oh because because I have to
think that's what they're paying.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
May be here for.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Pay they I'm literally getting paid to do that. And yeah,
everything was fine, but there was like a whole whole story.

Speaker 1 (01:17:40):
Next Buzzfest, we need to make T shirts that just
have like a bird lapsack on it with like the
circle and do not throw like a bag flying over
a fence circle strike.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
No, it's just my face is I do not hand
this man any bags.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
We got options for next year, we got playing options
will be the shirt game. I'm sure security will find that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Oh yeah, we should bring dim shirts.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
We just bring our own signs and start placing him
next to every fence. Don't throw bags over this fence, officer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
I have a shirt I'd like to give you, but
it's on the other side of that fence. See if
they're see if they're down.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
See I was totally gonna grab a cops gun. But
after Alex did this, the tensions were heightened.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
Yeah, and your name got brought up too, even though
you you went involved all but your name brought up
because I guess they saw it that you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
And I was like twenty feet behind him when this happened,
Like he walked off and then like I was like, oh,
I guess I'll follow him over there, And then he
turned around start walking back with the back. I was like,
I guess I'm not following him that far. Yeah, Like
it was so quick.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Well, but then I talked and talked to Adam that
tossed me the bag, and I was like yo, dude,
I almost got like a lot of troublight thing and
I was explaining to him and then this girl comes by.
I was like, hey, can I get a picture with
you guys? And I was like, oh, she might be
a buzz And he's on Adam's on Sports Talk seven
ninety fantastic show. He's also on uh Space Space City
Home Network. You can watch him from three to seven

(01:19:05):
every day, two to seven, two to six, two to six,
nailed it, crushed it. It's when we're recording the podcasts
hard to watch sometimes, but you can see Adam playing
on TV all the time if you want. And we
were just talking, She's liked, can I take a picture? Like, oh,
she's probably a fan of Adam? And then how cool
is that? And she's like, you guys have no idea
how much I've been looking at the two of you
guys for the last thirty minutes. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay,

(01:19:30):
I'm gonna send this to my bross and be like
I found him, Like yeah, you would have found us
faster than anybody else. I could have done anything, could
have done anything, but yeah, so that was my not
cool is it? I was like I'm probably on the
list somewhere. I did also hear that that picture that
around did it. I didn't even get to like, she
never said it to us. I never got copy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
Her boss was like, yeah, but you didn't get the
fat one. Where's he?

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
He wasn't responsible, he was innocent.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
You think a big guy and a bucket hat and
a green Hawaiian shirt would stand out, but he's blending
in perfectly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
Literally, the security guy, the police officer that saw it happen,
could have been like, hey, what's in that back shirts?

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
But he was sitting there. He was like, my job
is to not let anybody in the AC. Yet that's
all I'm doing. Yep. And he was chilling, and also
he could probably feel the AC on the back of
his neck. Probably didn't want to move.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
I don't want to move, but yep, that's my not
cool for the week. So I think you win trying
to get shit shut down. I know, mikey one with
the with the launch getting stall, that's pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
I don't know, you were close to probably almost losing
your job. I'd say that one. I'm a bad boy,
Like if you had actually gotten thrown out for that,
probably want to have looked great in these four walls
right now.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
We might not be in these four walls, probably not,
but I'm a bad boy buzzfest.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
What if we still just kept showing back up to
record this?

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Hey, can we get it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Can you just let us in?

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
We don't have a key card anym Robert Robert dud?
What if Robert was associated with us? So then they
had to get rid of Robert too. He's later have
any social media if it wasn't for you, So you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Get shirts to wear around here that just say bag boys.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Turns out if if they have literally no one to
replace you at that point, it might take a second,
so rob it for a while. All right, let's move
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There's only one size available and we need to figure
out do we want it to be that size.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Let's just make it that size. Okay, let's just we'll
add flags by next week.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
But we have two new hats. We have the Past
the Gravy snap back hat, and then we have the
PTG golf hat, the rope golf hat with a little
rope across the front of it that I really like
because Robert changed up where it's just got the logo
on the front and then right above where the snap
is it says past great podcasts on it. I really
like that a lot. Go check it out Past the

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It's got pockets.

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of the new hats.

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And pretty dope.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
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See these bad boys yet, Pat? Look at that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Come look at that? Yeah, Pat, Pat just came. Oh
and there's color options. Oh I didn't know that, Robert,
Bobby that sky blue, sky blue, who baby blue, whatever
you like to call it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
I love that you can customize the rope that you want,
the rope color you want, the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
You want that lighter color. That black hat's gonna conduct
that heat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Ah. And on the snapbacks you can make the bill
different colors too. You get home and away hats. Oh yeah,
these are pretty cool. Call good call.

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Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
You just answer the question.

Speaker 6 (01:24:52):
Just answer the question. Answer answer, don't thanks the subject,
Just answer question, kept talking, answer answer any questions.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Our first question is from Matt Martinez, and Matt says,
is the letter J appropriating H culture? I would say
if it is, it would be predominantly in the Hispanic community.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Okay. I had absolutely no idea where this was going,
and I had no clue even how to guess to
get there. But you're right, Ja ja ja ja ja.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
It's like you're trying to steal all the h is
from a lot of H's stuff that ages had, like
Ja or Jay, like H is not your costume, Your
culture is not your costume, like most of them are
Spanish words jalepenno.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
It depends what's been around longer, English or Spanish.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
Who won the most wars?

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
You you? Actually? I mean, I don't know, probably we have.
We have how many wars have gone down in South
America that we have no idea about? And guess what.

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Outside of Brazil, all I know is that there was
this guy named Sam Houston and we beat the fuck
out of Mexico. And if you want to come and
say that that's not an American victory, then get the
hell out of here. That's all I need. Yeah, I
think that Jay is appropriating age culture, but it's not
the only letter. I did a little deep dive when
I saw this question. C kind of appropriates K culture

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and vice versa. K. More so C where it's like
you can say cat, you can say all kinds of things.
The Bearcats, Sam Houston Bearcats kind of did that. E
and why kind of appropriate each other's culture. Okay, you
know and what I'm saying, but P, P and H
together do appropriate F culture, which is actually kind of

(01:26:56):
fucked up. It's just them teaming up to steal someone
else's culture.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
I'm trying to think of some I can think of
his pterodactyl with the pea is silent, so it's not
really working.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
X It steals Z culture a lot of times. Xavier, Yeah, xylophone, xenophobic.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Then I hate that bad x rox X file.

Speaker 3 (01:27:27):
Not not so much contribute. But yeah, Jay is absolutely
appropriating H culture. I don't know if it's okay, Robert,
do you think it's okay?

Speaker 4 (01:27:38):
See, I don't know if you kind of feel like
it's the other way around. Maybe H is appropriating job.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
No, no, no, you forget he's we won the war.
We won the war, We beat Mexico, and Texas is
here now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
And I don't know anything else that I'm going to
look up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
So there's a reason I don't feel bad about not
speaking great Spanish because we're in America exactly we were
in Mexico. I'd be like, I should know Spanish, but
we're not. What do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
It seems like I have no choice but to agree then,
all right, but also chill out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:11):
Yeah, stop laughing so hard, because then I feel left
out for not knowing what you're laughing about.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
Do you like it whenever somebody posts to ja ja
on one of our memes, Well, it's like a.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Coworker job, Like, yes, my coworker moved to Nebraska. But
she used to always be the one that every time
she would post those memes, I'd screenshot it and I'd
be like, translate, stop posting these on your stories. I
don't know what they mean. Translate for confusing me.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
If I see a Spanish mem I always laugh at it.
I always just post laugh laughing thing like Alex speaks Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
Eventually you're gonna do that and you're like, I thought
it was a meme, and it's gonna be a political
cartoon about something serious, and you're gonna be politics. Am
I right? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
Next question, Great question, Matt, Great question, Matt. Josh Treecoddle,
second time we're hearing from him today. He writes in
He's at Joshua TREESEP and went through on X and
he says, can fish see water? We can't see air?
Can they see air?

Speaker 1 (01:29:08):
Technically we can see air. Have you ever seen a tornado?

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
That's true, that's a wind though than air.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
The wind is what it's air?

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
No, it's wind, it's air that's moving through the air.
Fish can't see water, but they can probably see all
the ship floating water.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
Once again, you're wrong. Have you ever seen a little
documentary called Finding Nemo. You're right. They saw the fucking
current and then they hopped in with the turtles. You're right.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
They can see water. Fish can see water.

Speaker 1 (01:29:37):
You can see the difference between it. That's how they know.
And then air.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
They're just like, that's like water, but we can't breathe it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Air is just like we're in water world. What the
fuck is that? Back down?

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
It's like when we go in water, we were like,
I can't breathe under here. Just the opposite. They can
see it, so they can see it, but they can
see air too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
If it's a tornado coming by, and which the case,
they're probably underwater. They're not going up in there clear air.
And that would be a hurricane if it was on
the water, not a tornado.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
Yep, it's water tornadoes what we always call those. It's
water tornado season in Texas. Let's start doing water tornado.
So and so I was reading up on the Galveston
hurricane from like years Oh, we need to do our
twenty twenty five hurricane name list. Oh yes, we would

(01:30:24):
just make up the names. And then somebody's like, that's
not right. Should be sure?

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
Is we named it for to get our list?

Speaker 3 (01:30:31):
Remind me, somebody remind me tomorrow. Hey, I need the
hurricane list like every day until I post it, and
we'll boost it by the end of the week. Fuck yeah,
then maybe some news out that'll repost it. Don't forget
to have your hurricane preparation ready and then we'll just
crack him and be like water tornado preparation. All right,

(01:30:51):
great question, Josh. This is from Ooh, Lost Magnificoce.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
He's uh.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
I've hung out with Lost magnificas a couple of times,
he said. He just kind of he's fairly new to
the pod, but this is his first time right now
at iron Man Underscore, los on x is his is
his handle on x. He's Lost magnificoce, which means the
magnificent pat in Spanish. You know, if you get Spanish.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
I think that the way he spells it. It's also
slightly Greek. That too, there's a random K in there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
That's that's true too.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
There's a K in a name and it's last name Greek.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
It's Greek or racist clan ain't spelled that way.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Clan. It's not a last name. You don't know that
you're right. I don't know that it couldn't be. I
don't know that nobody has that last name. Fair enough,
all right?

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Uh, Los Magnifico says, power rank these sharks, and he
gives us Jaws, the shark that ate Samuel L. Jackson
in the Deep Blue Sea, Baby Shark, left Shark from
Katy Perry's Super Bowl halftime show, and the Meg. Robert,
you're gonna leat us off.

Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
I'm gonna go left Shark from Katy Perry's super Bowl halftime.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
First or last? Number one? Number Obviously, I'm just making
sure obvious I wasn't staring at the sharks. You know
what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
Number two, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (01:32:21):
Must have been blood in the water. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
I'm gonna go Jaws. Number two. Okay, number three, I'm
going the Meg. Number four, I'm going the shark that
ate Samuel L. Jackson. And then number five, I'm going
baby Shark.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
For clarification, have you seen any of the three movies
that were listed on this list?

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
There were three movies on this list.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Yeah, The Meg, Deep Lucy and Jaws and Samuel L. Jackson.
Samuel Jackson was I know. I'll take that. I'll take
that as a note.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
I have not seen any of those movies.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Horrible.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
My answer, I feel like is a superior list. Number
five is left Shark. It's not real shark, all right,
let's be honest, not real shark. Okay, that gives you
the least amount of power out of all of those
sharks for his baby shark catchy song about real sharks.
But it's not really a shark, so not as powerful,
but still more powerful than Left Shark. Three is Jaws,

(01:33:16):
mechanical shark, all right, like not like you know, they
punched Jaws. We saw Jaws die, all right, we saw
Jaws die. Number two is a shark to date Samuel
Jackson in Deep Blue Sea. Have you seen Deep Blue Sea? Pad, Yes,
not many years, but I did. It's been a long time.
Where he does the big speech, He's like, oh blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah, and right at the
end of it, it just.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Goes so while you're doing the ptg ad. I did
rewatch it so I could remember the scene.

Speaker 3 (01:33:41):
But the timing from that shark was impeccable and sometimes
Timing is everything, and they were very smart sharks. Sometimes
timing is everything. And just the fact that he was
like waiting for him to get right to the climax
of his thing. He's like, no, fuck you do, just
shut the fuck up. I'm gonna eat you. Like pretty
cool move for the shark. So that's very powerful move.
And then one is the Meg because it's like the

(01:34:01):
mega shark, like a megalodon, Like it's a way bigger
shark than the other ones. And I looked and I
was like, yeah, that's fucking like seventy sharks, So like
that's powerful. It's going to fuck up everybody. It's a
shark and it's like a billion times bigger. All right,
So I go the Meg Shark, d Samuel Jackson, Jaws,
Baby Shark.

Speaker 1 (01:34:17):
And left Shark. All right, I will go with my
list now, which I think is the superioritiest five is
the Meg first of all, the biggest of them all.
Can I speak no.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
First of all, don't disagree with me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
I didn't see it, but you know what Megaladon is.
And yet and also Megaladon as much as it was
a real shark, and I enjoyed all that that was
around the time Shark Week started going to shit, when
they started putting those fake documentaries in there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
That wasn't what that was though, But the meg is
what it is based on, not Shark Week. Too Bad
Bad take too.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Bad Megas five four The shark that killed Samuel Jackson,
simply because I love Samuel Jackson. Don't remember if he
was a good guy or bad guy in that movie.
Seemed kind of angry.

Speaker 3 (01:35:02):
Power of the shark.

Speaker 1 (01:35:04):
He killed my guy, Samuel Jackson, and I'm not okay
with black violence.

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
It was a racist shark. It was a racist shark,
probably a great way. I probably I thought about that
argument as I was talking. Probably should have made that five.
I probably should have made that five.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Wow, whatever, it's going for some races going forward, because
though the shark did have great timing, so.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
You're gonna put the shark that it's named after a
woman last, so women then racism that shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
All that just added to my elevated three baby shark
fucking catching a ship and I don't have a child
to make.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
It doesn't really care about racism and women.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
It's brought the lie you can't uh Number two funk,
Where am I now m Funck. I guess at least
left Shark at number two.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Yeah, you forgot, you forgot all about left Shark.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
I did. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:56):
I didn't Pat Lean's left, so that was ranking it
so high.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
No, it's because I didn't look and see left Shark.
I forgot it was there.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
I don't even look like that goddamn liberal shark.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
I'm not even an ambi turner. I only turn right,
all right. And number one is Jaws. It's the icon.
If not for Jaws, I could argue, none of these
other sharks would exist.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
It's like a robot.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
And they got it pretty good.

Speaker 3 (01:36:21):
That was an in that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
Shark.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Didn't play any of those nutes. Man, it's just uh, Joss,
it's Jos disagree.

Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
But we're gonna need a bigger boat.

Speaker 3 (01:36:36):
That was also not Jaws. Jaws saying that they were
saying about it was like, let me eat. That was
exactly what he said.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Yeah, yeah, which is probably the most iconic line.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
You're going to be accurate, betly accurate.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
The great arguably the greatest movie poster of all time. Yeah,
titties it well, no, it's just she's at the top
and you see the giant shark on which, by the way,
in that movie poster, the size of a shark is
of the shark is kind of like the size of
the meg in real life. They made it really big. Yeah,
scared people, and I'm pretty sure set in Rhode Island,
if I remember correctly, at least keep cod shout out

(01:37:11):
my homeland.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
It was like when they made oj darker in those pictures.
It's gonna scare people and make him seem like a
bad guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:19):
Or like when CNN made Joe Rogan look yellow like
that too, like that too.

Speaker 3 (01:37:24):
All right, all right, good power rankings less magnificoce. Good
to hear from you, buddy, Thanks for thanks for joining
the gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:30):
Now that everyone's getting back in the water for summer. Yeah,
talk about sharks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
Sharks, baby, all right? Big E emailed in and said,
is seal meat considered seafood?

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
Yeah? They live in the sea. Yeah. I mean, what
else do you eat out of the sea that isn't seafood?

Speaker 3 (01:37:47):
Because I was trying to think, like, what would it
would be like shellfish?

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Maybe because I think it's still technically a mammal is
and you don't think of mammals as seafood.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
But whales. We don't eat whales, though you can, so
I don't eat seals, but if you ate a whale
would be seafood.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I would eat a seal I eat, then I don't
eat a whale. I'll try dolphin. I don't want to
eat dolphin, but.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Yeah, they don't tell me it's dolphin until after I
ate it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:12):
Yeah, damn, that was delicious. What was it dolphin? Ah?

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
But like I was trying to think, like we call
shellfish shellfish. It's like shrimp and stuff like that. But
like when you get a seafood platter, what's on it shrimp?

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
The shrimp is also and crab and stuff too, Like
shellfish is a subset seafood.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Yeah, so you'd be like this would be like seal
fish would just be a subset of seafood.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Like you have vegetables that has it all and then
you got your greens. The carrot's not gonna be in
the greens, still a vegetable, like whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Scallops are shellfish, but like they got their their seafood.

Speaker 1 (01:38:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Again, never seen a scallop in the wild, don't know
what they look like. It is a little like well,
musty looking things, but like they're in a shell, in
a shell. Oh, it's like a I.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
Could be wrong. I couldn't. I'm pretty sure it's in
a shell. They're delicious scalps also being scalps, there's small
ones that good inn apostas.

Speaker 3 (01:39:10):
I feel like they're not worth the price whenever you
pay for them. You're just like.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Scouts have got to the point where they're so expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
There you just get real seafood instead of scallops. Not
knocking scallops. But I'm just not gonna pick them. If
there's other better, Yeah, somebody else is let's have scalps. Yeah,
but yeah, it's definitely seafood, meat, seafood. And now I
want to try it. I want to see if it
tastes like a pork chop that also kind of tastes
like the ocean. But like, yeah, I wanted to be
like a bad seal that people like don't like, like

(01:39:38):
did bad stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:39:39):
Like a seal that I was gonna say, a seal
that like a kid fell in the water and the
kid dragged it away, But but I saw myself because
I flicked.

Speaker 3 (01:39:50):
I'm glad you remembered that. All right, great question Biggie.
Last question we have this week is from Colby Franklin,
and Colby says, am I an asshole for using the
handicap bathroom at work?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Now are you talking a handicap bathroom or handicap stall?

Speaker 1 (01:40:11):
I think he means stall. Do they have separate handicapped bathrooms?

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
We used to had our old building. We had the
little one that it's just a single toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I think he means the stall.

Speaker 3 (01:40:19):
It fleshed way better. That's why I always would use
that on weekends.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
Here's the thing. If there, if there's a handicap in
non handicap open, I try and go to the non handicap.
I tend to be a long shitter. And I don't
want like I've I've lived in fear of my entire
life of being in the handicap stall. And you see
the wheels, We're all yeah, like, god, damn it. I
feel like a tickhead now. But they're entitled to have
a stall that they can fit in. They're not entitled

(01:40:42):
to never be blocked of getting into that stall because
somebody else is using.

Speaker 3 (01:40:45):
And like if you run in front of a guy
in a wheelchair, no that you can't do that. I
can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
But if the if the other stall's taken, you have
to poop, and that's the next one. Yes, it's not
only for handicap people or else there'd be a sign
that says, don't fucking come in here if you've got legs.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
What if it is in fact a handicap bathroom, which
I again said that I use at our old building
when we had one, because like, obviously there's no one
in there.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
Does the handicap bathroom have multiple toilets? If it only
has one, then I'd say you're probably in the fault.
Do you have someone, But if it's an emergency and
you gotta go, you got to go again. Hippo rules
might mess this up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
But if you have someone in your office that you
know is handicap and would use that bathroom, then I
think you try and avoid it. If like when we
work at iHeart, I was like, I don't think there's
anybody in a wheelchair that works here, So I feel
like it's okay to use the handicap bathroom. Yeah, unless
like it was like, oh hey we got this new guy.

Speaker 1 (01:41:47):
Well, even then you get his number, and if it's
an emergency, you run in there, you text me, like, listen,
how to use your bathroom. If you're coming to the bathroom,
just text me. I'll get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:41:55):
Like the X Men guy, the main X Man guy
in the wheelchair, Charles Xavier, Charles Xavier again still a
valor from.

Speaker 1 (01:42:01):
Which, by the way, why is that one? Xavier?

Speaker 3 (01:42:03):
Yeah, Exavier, So the school is abling value from Z
because then and not the X Men. Yeah, it's gonna
be Xavier. Charles Xavier could call. But if Charles Xavier
started working at my art, I would be like, I'm
not going to use that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:16):
But also he would be able to know when you're
in there, and he'd be able to shoot you the
big Hey, I'm waiting.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
Hey, I need the I need the I need use
the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
So but no, there's there's nothing wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:42:27):
You're not an asshole for using the handicap bathroom at work.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
No, it's still a bathroom, And like, I feel like,
just just if the other one's open, try not to
use the handicap one, just in case.

Speaker 3 (01:42:36):
Most handicap bathrooms, I feel like are used by people
that are not handicapped. Would you say the majority of
handcap bathrooms used by people that.

Speaker 1 (01:42:43):
Are I will be using yours in about fifteen minutes
when we're done again.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
That's just a stall, so I don't think that counts
as much. If it's in the shared bathroom with everything else,
that's fine. I was thinking they meant like its own bathroom,
like where it's just the one off.

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
I don't think I've ever seen a handicap bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
I don't think I have. I've seen like the family room.

Speaker 3 (01:43:02):
The one we had was right across from our bathroom
at the old place, but one door or just single door,
and it was just one toy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
Do you think the family bathroom is the handicap?

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
It's that handicap, Scien said, handicap.

Speaker 1 (01:43:13):
You got a family, your handicap.

Speaker 4 (01:43:16):
I never went into that one. I had heard of
its root of rumored existence, but I never saw it
was the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Thing is a thing. At some point I probably would
have tried it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:25):
Yeah, just peace and quiet. I go pee in there
just because I want to see. Just okay, number two
is not gonna That was only what takes it for
you'll privacy. No, you're not an asshole, that's use that.
You're good Colby, All right, gang, great questions, great Coper
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Give us your condolences for Harambe and whether or not
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do a random person generate random celebrity generators.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Oh, take Patrick Stewart, the first actor to play Charles Xavier.

Speaker 4 (01:44:34):
I was about to say that, I was gonna say
Patrick Stewart too.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
You want me to take the new guy? Then, I'm
gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
Matthew McConaughey again.

Speaker 4 (01:44:40):
Okay, well, I'll go. James McAvoy.

Speaker 1 (01:44:42):
There we go, James.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
McElvoy, where's your guy? Patrick Stewart, Patrick Stewart, James mcilvoy
and Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
I'm gonna be so pissed if Samuel L. Jackson comes up.
I swear to God.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
All right, here we go, create his clearwater, Holly Hunter,
Lou Reed, Drew Barrymore, Daniel Day, Lewis, Thomas Muster, Meelakunis,
and Don Hudson. All right, running back again, matt.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
Don Hudson, one of the greatest wide receivers of all.

Speaker 3 (01:45:08):
Time, Matthew McConaughey, James McAvoy, and then Pat Sky, Patrick Stewart,
Patrick Stewart. Benedict's Comberbatch was kind of him, uh not though,
Anne Hathaway, Ryan Gosling, Roger Federer, Bunny Austin Ray, Charles
Susan Strand and Jay Rice.

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
Last one.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Here we go, Anthony Hopkins, Larry Bird, Donald Sutherland, Francis
McDorman and Bruce Willis, David Letterman, Gordon Ramsey, Poncho Say good,
I'm gonna pick that guy next time. All right, Nope,
nobody got it. Have a great rest of your week.

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Thanks for supporting us, Thanks for wrapping us with your
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saw a lot of passing gavy tattoos. That was really cool.
Love you guys. Have a great rest of fue week.
Fuck the Dallas Stars, get them more oilers until we
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