Pass The Gravy #619: Double Decker Roof

The guys talk about baseball, curses, and how to get rid of armadillos. They also power rank McDonalds food and discuss some weird fitness influencer trends.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang Baby, Powder the Top and lead spread.
As we're listening, its past the gray Gray. Well, go
fishing for your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Ahead and lit camp.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We'll get rich today, bitch, bitch.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I can't hear it. There we go.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
All right, we're back, are we there? The music just quit?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
I put you on solo so you couldn't hear anything.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Only I couldn't. Okay, stupid freaking out here.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's not true. I also couldn't hear it. Well, yeah,
Pat couldn't hear it, but Pat didn't have headphones. Yeah,
this is a weird start. It's episode six nineteen past Gravy.
I'm Alex with my buddy Robert the Hog, Barbosa jokes
and uh. This week joining us our special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Pat Dion. How's it going, buddy, Welcome to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Welcome, thank you for having you know, we've been looking
for guests and I was like, hey, I know, I
know just the guy. Robert's like, who you got this week?
I was like, you ever heard of Pat d And
He's like I've heard of that guy. Hell of a
guest security circles names. It's good to see uh, good
to see you on the pod Man.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Happy to be here. I've been.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't not to brag, but I've been, you know,
like I've been trying to get in better shape. And
because I've done that, my phone knows I've done that.
So like I just get the like targeted reels and
stuff on Instagram and I've attached it to our little
prep sheet if you want to go check it out.
It's an Instagram that just says spit roast your knees,
and like there's a lot of like the like bulletproof

(01:48):
your ankles and all that stuff. But like today I
saw a spit roast your knees thing and I was like,
I'm not gonna call it that. Man, You're you're doing
You're doing too much work on that, Like you're really
really everything like cream pie your calves, skull, fuck your hip,
gang bang those glutes.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Like if they do that, like what what what are
you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
How the fuck is that the name you settle on?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Spit roast your thighs.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'm watching the guys basically just doing like one legged
squats with a barbell on either side of his knee.
So I've always got spit roasting the knee.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But yeah, it's supposed to be like bulletproof your knee,
which I get that. It's like full proof of your knee
where it's like make it strong so like it doesn't
get injured if you're working out.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
And I was like, that's just just say bulletproof, Okay.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, spit roasting your knee would be like, hey, I'm
gonna do a squat and then have two guys just
hump the shit out of your knee from either.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Side, goon your ankles.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I don't like that at all. I'm into gross shit.
That was that plumpkin those pecks what But it was
just one of those like I saw that I was
moisting your calves. I need to talk about this. It's
the gang and I'm not gonna call it that. I'm
just gonna call it. I mean, this is a knee. Actually,
this should be a wake up call for you that
your life is not going in the good direction. You
need to stop working out.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hey, here's some knee exercises to make your knees strong.
What should we call them. Dude, where we said spit
roast your knees.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah, that sounds right.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
It's like a medical term. I'm not gonna do that. Okay,
don't we like fitness influences. You've gone too far. Finger
blaster your pecks. But sometimes there are cool little workouts,
like oh, if you do this little kind of squat,
this little different differentiation, Like I have the little squat
board where it's like the angled thing and you sit
on that, you stand on that, and it like it

(03:34):
works different muscles and stuff like.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
But then they'll show you like certain stuff like that.
Just give me the exercise, man, I don't need you
to call it something fancy.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
The closes. Here's a knee workout. The closest I get
to exercise, or I guess I should say soreness from
exercise these days would be if I just sit in
my chair weird watching sports for a long amount of time,
all of a sudden, I'll be like, ooh, my hips
were at a weird angle.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
They feel sol Yeah, yeah, well you gotta face fuck
your hips, dude, that's what you kind of do.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Oh dude, God damn it. I hate fitness influencers, so much. Yeah,
it's it's like I'm not saying a lot of goggins
in your for you page.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
No no, And it's not like the for you it's
just like on your feet because now you don't even
need a for you thing. It just is like, oh cool,
here we're gonna show you that this this thing you
don't follow anyway.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
There's ninety seven targeted ads. All right.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I mean, I'm gonna look at the foot Collective thing
and maybe see if I can strengthen my feet. But
I'm not gonna face fuck my feet. Okay, I don't
care what you say.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
How do you strengthen feet? Oh?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Dude, your feet. I don't know if you know this, pat,
feet are the base of your whole body.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
I did know that. Actually a lot.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Of people like you have your little toe kind of
dangle in a little bit, so you're not standing evenly
with weight dispersed. And so there's a lot of workouts
and stuff like if you put a towel down and
you just like pinch the towel, you can pull the
towel in and it like works on your foot strength,
and so then you can spread your toes like I
have toastspread toast base.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
I was just about asking about that.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I've slept with them before.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
I try.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
I haven't done it as much lately, but I tried
to wear like an hour at.

Speaker 5 (04:58):
Oh are they I would just talk say about them yesterday.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
They have the little rubber ones, and they have like
the wood ones. I liked the rubber Why the.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Fun would you get wood ones? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
They because they can charge you more of the wood ones.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
The rubber ones are like five dollars, I think, But yeah,
you just put them between each toe and it spaces
them out evenly. Because if you look at your shoes
like the ones I'm wearing once everybody's wearing pretty much
you don't have. If you don't have like wide toed shoes,
your feet are kind of scrunched in and so then
eventually your feet just like are They're used to being
that way, and so you're not evenly dispersing stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
This is a weird way to start this podcast. I'm
wearing fucking stilettos. What the hell are you? I've know,
like these are cramped on my feet. You don't notice it.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
You don't notice it, but like really your feet should
like your hands, Like when you put your hands down.
It's like that. But if you always had your hand
in a glove like that, eventually, like if you weren't
doing stuff to like combat, that that like it would
just be used to that and then you'd be off
centered if you were.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
I learned as a child from my mother, when you
go get shoes, put them on, and walk up and
down the hall, the wherever you are.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
The no, yeah, you're not getting like I don't think
he gets it. I don't think he's getting.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
You don't have kids back, you don't get it.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I mean it. Maybe it's us. For so many years
I've worn just good comfortable shoes because working in a restaurant,
I fucking them.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
But if you're like you're like Caveman didn't walk around
with shoes on.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
You don't know that. Okay, you're right, I don't know that.
I don't.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I think a lot of Caman probably didn't walk around
with the shoes on, if it was my guess. And
you know, like like the feet have just kind of
becind like your feet kind of morphed that way. Look
at Lebron's feet, but Lebron at all, Like there's a
whole ad I don't want to look at Lebron. We'll
look at his feet. In the beginning of his career,
they're all fucking janky, and now he's done the workouts
where they're all like they're and now he's playing into
his forties.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Well that's because of the steroids.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
That's true. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
And just not well the season because he's tired.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
But if he wasn't on the steroids and doing that
stuff for his feet, who knows where he'd be. Anyways,
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to talk about it, but
I'm not spit roasting mine. He's okay, don't just come
with different terms, right, they're just like what is the
what is the market on that?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Like?

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Who are you going after people that are addicted to
porn and working out?

Speaker 4 (07:12):
I don't even because I looked at the rest of
the guy's page. It's like if all of his workouts
were named something like that, I'll be like, Okay, he's
doing a thing. That's just one really dumb idea.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
Is spit roasting a porn thing? Because you've been saying
this whole time, I thought, okay, so do you thought
it was a cookie?

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay, so you know what a spit and roast is, right,
So they have the thing to the middle and you're
rotating it over the fire. Look now, imagine if there
was a man on either side of a woman.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
No, it would be funny to make him look it
up on a website on the company wife or.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Spit roaster, because you're got to pull through in the
front in the bag. Okay, then she knows a piece
of meat on a spit roast.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
And it's a very derogatory way to refer to a woman.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Hey, don't king shame.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
I'm not if she likes I would never. Yeah, it
sounds derogatory to me.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Girls go to college. Man, don't shame them for do whatever.
What do you want to do? But yeah, be a
guy in the middle. It could be a guy. Also
could also be a guy. I'm sure that's happened many
Many would.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Have also been a guy. But yeah, I'm not spit
roasting in any ease. Okay, guys, move it on.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Time you go on your gay camping trip, you should
be like, guys, we should work out while we're out here.
We're older. Let's spit roast our knees.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
All right, did you guys want to hear Do you
guys want to hear an idea I had?

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Well, fine, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
No, do you want to hear my side hustle idea?
Or do you want to hear my business idea?

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Business first?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Business first? Okay, I think it's the better idea. But
why don't we just have double decker roofs?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
All right?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
The idea double decker roof because everything is cooler in
the shade. What if your roof also had shade, there
was just another roof. You put a roof on top
of your roof, and then your house is cooler and
you don't have to spend money on all the other stuff.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Now I know, or the average person can't. That's gonna
be very expecting. So yeah, why aren't rich people doing this?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
You just double deck the double deck the roof. Just
put like a pole up and then put a roof.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Or you just have like one platform above. It's all open.
It's open to the sides, but the lower level you
can get some shade if you want to be up
in the sun sun made also the top.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
You could also like chill under the second roof, the
top roof and in a little like deck area.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
And I don't think it should be flush. I think
it should be The top roof is a little bit smaller,
so there's an area on the bottom level that does
get some so you can put your grill on that
one step back into the shade. Yeah, because you don't
want the grill underneath the top level, right. I think
this is a fucking brilliant idea. C Man.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
See, I have good ideas sometimes when.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
We get fucking loaded. Rich Man, this is the first
thing I'm having my archias. No, well, first thing will
be tunnels inside the house. Yeah, secret tunnels behind walls.
Second thing, I need that secondary because it's been getting
hot outside.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
And I was like, oh yeah, I mean it's just
if the roof is it's just beaming down the roof,
so it's making everything come here. It's making the ac work.
Card that's how it works. I was like, what if you.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Just put a roof on top of the roof.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
And then it's in the shade.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
You know, I'm gonna have to put in a call
on my boy's sketch. He's got a Supposedly the most
expensive house in Austin is twenty million, dollars. I saw
the pictures. I didn't see no double decker roof a mcdog.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
You need to ball out, yeah a little bit holler
like you live in that double decker rooflag style, bro,
you ain't living if you ain't double deck It is
the roof.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
The first rich person to do it, every rich person's
gonna do it after.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
And I also verbal trademark.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Any roof companies do not a rebel trademark right now,
mine dibbs like this would be.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
It would be perfect on an Airbnb like a weekend.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Look up doubledeckerroof dot com. And if it's not available,
I am going to purchase it now and then I'm
gonna sell it. But if you're a roofing expert or
a roofing company watching or listening to this podcast, hit
me up at Alex J. Middleton on X and I'd
love to do business with you.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
It's a fit. Like usually it's like two or three
out of ten of your ideas, yeah are not stupid,
but this they're actually they're at least fun.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
This one's actually fun and good and practical.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
I have bad news it is available. Fuck bad news
for you wallet, but it is available.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Oh the I thought you mentioned.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Thank god, thank god, I thought my invention was already
available to buy. All right, I'm gonna get it.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Sorry, ll you don't get to go to college because
daddy has a lot of websites that he's holding onto.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
But if double decker roof dot Com takes off, might
be turning things around. Hey, we had an office trivia
night because we sold a west Ham podcast one. Remember that.
That was cool?

Speaker 4 (11:36):
That was awesome. I gave you four hundred dollars and
I was.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Like, sure, America's west Ham podcast dot com or American
west Ham. I bought all them. I bought all of those.
But yeah, double decker roofs, let's make that a thing. Okay,
it's gonna save save thousands of electricity bills.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I don't know about that. I think it's just a
cool feature to have.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
But it would theoretically, because if your roof is cooler,
your main roof, not the the double decker one, the
roof under the double decker roof is cooler, then you
would imagine that would make your AC have to work
less to cool the house.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
So then get Bryce into Shambo to put one in,
and then he can try and shoot it through his roofs. Yeah,
and there his hole and one at his house. Yeah,
that'd be cool. Content, that'd be cool.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
You just put a green on the top of the
second one.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Oh, it's just getting get better and better.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of possibilities. Again, verbal trademark, double
decker roofs. That's my idea, dips other business idea. This
is a sidehouse I think I'm gonna work on. I'm
gonna be in an apartment locator.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I've never understood that business.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
I don't either. But people will just be like, hey,
I'm in this area, and I'm like cool. Then I
just look on Zillow. It's like like here is an apartment,
you could live here, And then they'll be like okay,
And then I think you only get paid if you're
like I was recommended for this place by so and
soup is that. I'll just sit on Zilla and be like,
here's three places look at.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
These are apartment locators, just realtors that can't pass the exam,
maybe because like I still want to help people find
a house, I just can't be licensed.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
To really want to show people where to live.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
But and also nobody can afford houses anymore. So let
me just locate their apartments for them. But all the
time it's like they're free and I guess they get
a kickback.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
That's why I think you have to be like, did
you hear about this from so and so you took
a herd bat from.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
But also you could find it for them, and they
cant apartment. They can just not check that box and
then you don't get paid, and then.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
You find those people and then you rob them because
you know where they live.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's a good point. That's the whole I remember I
used one in college.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, I've never like I just saw I was picking
up a prescription today and I saw apartment locators and
I was like, there's like a storefront with it.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Okay, Like, bro, I would just call you.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
And that's the other thing is outside of a college time,
like they're probably gonna charge me. I'm not gonna chart
like pay someone to find an apartment for me.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Jeff Gold? I have Google website.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
It's like, yeah, you can find the apartments. I was like,
just I'll go on Zillow and be like these places,
here's a link, here's a link, here's a link, and
then if you pick one, just say I did it
and it takes me thirty seconds.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Like, if you're paying, you've either got to be the
laziest person alive or you're just so rich at the
level that you're like, I don't do anything.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
See that's what I'm thinking, because if you if you're.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
That rich, why are you looking for the fucking apartment?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Well, you just you, I don't know. You want a
place in the city, all right.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Yeah, place to bang your whore so that your wife
Suburbs Dumas. Yeah, that's another trail right there. You went
to an apartment locator.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
I'm trying to trying to get in like a side
hustle business, and it's like not dealing drugs. I can't
do that.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
But I mean this actually is very smart. I could
do this because I might be getting the roof and
industry school apartments anyway, like all the ads coming out.
I want to see this part.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
So then Robert's like, hey, Pat, I'd like to find
a nice apartment I'm looking for around this my for
rent am month, and uh it's gotta be two bedrooms deal.
Let's go bam bam bam link link link Zillow this
area done the one Rockerty was sitting at home doing nothing,
and then Robert's like.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
Okay, I like that. I get them all the time
on Instagram as ads, and it's always like you can
live inside the Loop for only fifteen hundred dollars a
month and you click on it and it's like a
studio with four hundred square feet, Like that's a horrible
fucking deal.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
It's a shed on the roof of another apartment building.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
So bad. My favorite is, uh, when you look around
for a part house and you come across one and
it's just like a room in somebody's backyard that they
built into, Like they turned a shed into a one
bedroom apartment. I don't want to live in somebody's backyard
over a garage. It's all hard, like you're looking for
a place to lift. Okay, here's a random family you
can live with. Now.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, I feel like a minor league baseball player now, or.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Like a foreign exchange student.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, all right, Hey guys, how's how's the fam?

Speaker 4 (15:55):
I didn't play junior hockey in Canada. I don't want
to live with a random face.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, but I think I'm getting the side hustle game
and right now the leading candidate outside of roofing, which
is really more of an idea. I'm an ideas guy.
But I could also side hustle for Double Decker Roofs
dot com. When I, uh, when I start that, Roberts
start working on a logo, start working on a logo, it's.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Gonna be sick Double D's roofing.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yeah, I don't know, don't. We don't wanna, like, we
don't want to give out our billboard. So yeah, that's
what I'm gonna do. That's my side hustle. Next thing
I had, who do you guys think had a better
legacy with food? Was it Caesar and his salad? Julius Caesar?
Was it Napoleon with his ice cream? Or was it

(16:42):
Benedict Arnold in his eggs?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh? I mean everybody knows that Caesar salad. That's what
I was leaning to you. You spelled it wrong in here.

Speaker 2 (16:54):
It doesn't matter. I think Caesar salad too, because Neapolitan
ice cream fox But like, but it's not Napoleon, but
it's because of him.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, come on, Robert.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
But it's not Napoleon. Caesar salad, Caesar.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Salad, right, Yeah, I think that might give it the edge.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
And also Benedict's eggs. He his name is also synonymous
with being a pop yeah, being sky, Like the eggs
are great, but it doesn't erase your whole legacy.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah, you could call him eggs saquon if you really
wanted to be petty about it. I'm not gonna call
it that, but other people could call it that. But yeah,
I would say that Caesar has the better food legacy,
which and all it took was getting stabbed in the
back by your friends, which is ironic that he was
going up against Bennedict Ronald in this because his friends
in the.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Back five minutes. The other day, I saw a meme
and it was just a Caesar salad with like nine
nice sticking out of it, Like that'll make me laugh,
funny single, it's funny, It's funny. Caesar salad is impeccable.
It probably is the goat of salads of just like
a basic salad, Yeah, like what beats it? House salad
is some peppers and cucumber is good. Dude, When you eat.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
A salad, you get Benny Hannah and you get that
little I don't know what the salad's called with that
cool little orange sauce they put on it like that.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Oh do the Asian sound. That's the only one that
can compete with the Caesar. I like, I would go
to a sushi place and just eat like five bowles
of salad. I mean, I wont it, but I would.
It's that good, The souad's that good.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, So okay, So Julius Caesar wins legacy of food.
What about drink? Because in the drink category, who had
a better legacy? And in the drink world, is it
Arnold Palmer, Shirley Temple, or Queen Mary because she had
the Bloody Mary? Like everybody knows all three of those drinks.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
You know. I'm a big alcohol guy, but I gotta
go with the Arnold Palmer.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I was thinking Arnold Palmer too, but is that too
like American?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
And then I was like, golf kind of transcend anything
outside of America. Shirley Temple.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
When you're a kid, it was cool to get a
Shirley Temple because you felt like you ordered a drink
even though it wasn't it like an alcohol drink.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Oh, I didn't think that way at all. I just
like cherries in my sprite, that too, and it was
very Shirley Temple, delicious, very sweet. Not in drinks that sweet,
like as much as an adult, But I do love
the or dude, you ever kick it up and get
a Roy Rodgers a little splash of coke in there
that it's just a Hirlia temple with coke with some

(19:22):
coke in there.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Yeah, dude, a cherry coke.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
But it's fucking amazing. And yeah, the Bloody Marry is
a great drink. It's a classic drink. It's a drink
I gotta be in the mood for Yeah, and a
lot of places when you're like, everyone makes their Bloody
Marry differently.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
That makes me think of a ghost though, so that's
why it's out for me.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
And it's like a Queen Mary, not really a monarchy guy.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Also, yeah, British don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Not really a monarchy guy. We won award, so we
don't have to worry about them. We can steal your drink.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
That's how great the anod Palmer is. It took tea,
not even good tea, Southern teas, sweet tea, regular tea.
Made it good? How'd you do it? Let's add a
bunch of sugar and Lemons into it. Yep, yep. It's
a perfect drink.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I kind of want lemonade, but I also want tea.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Well, we just put them together. Done. Also, it gave
us one of the greatest This Is Sports Center commercials
of all time.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
It did. If you don't know what we're talking about,
it's sim he's in the cafeteria, Arnold Palmer is doing it,
and Scott van Peltzek he's doing it.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
It's watching them. Unmakes t then lemonade, then tea, then
lminade again. Okay, Now, if you put the John Daily
on this list, what's the John Daily? It's just an
Arnold Palmer with boozing. It usually vodka, but really you
can put what rum whatever, it's John Daily. The alcohol
being there is the important part.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Better drink legacy though, Arnold Palmer, Arnold Palmer without a doubt. Okay,
are you in agreement with.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
Us on this, Robert, I was thinking Shirley Temple.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Yeah, I'm not mad at that, though I don't hate it.
That's why I was kind of trying to decide. I
think those are the two. But then, bloody Marray, you
can't say that like that's not in the conversation.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
And but the an extra case that can be made
for the Shirley Temple is people today. There's a lot
of people out there that would order Shirley Temple and
have no idea that she was an actual person. They
would just think that's the name of the drink.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Like, I bet you if I walked out in your
office right now, whoever's left in here, if I asked
all that, maybe fifty percent would know that Shirley Temple
was a child actress back in like the twenties or
thirties whenever she was. Yeah, so her drink legacy is huge.
It is now her legacy.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
The drink has now surpassed her.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Yeah, Palmer is still up there with it, but he's
also still alive. Golf guy with the drink. Yeah, one
of the greatest golfers of all time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
So I think, I mean, Shirli Temple nothing to hate
on at all. But I think when you're looking at legacies,
which they're all good, I think Alnan Palmer has the
best at legacy of all of them.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
The aunor Palmer is always good. The other two sometimes
you have to be in the mood for.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, But I'm just talking about like asking people like,
you know what this is? I think.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'm thinking I think is Shirley Temple might have it.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
But Arizon had.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
No idea what anor palmer was really years ago because
I was at a. I was at Chick fil A
and they do sun joys and I didn't know what
happened half. I didn't know what a sunjoy is. And
then the person they're like, oh, do you know what
arm palmer is? Like, I said, no, I have no idea.
They had explained to me that it was the half
and half.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Wait, they called a sunjoy. I didn't know. I just
order a palmer when I.

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Go, Yeah, they called it a sunjoy.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Actually, I called the Chick fil A one the ultimate
palmer because they have the best lemonade and the best
sweet tea.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Disagree. I think there's other better sweet tea. I think
the Raisin Canes has better sweet tea.

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Sweet sea and un sweet tea. They're both bad.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I disagree. My mom was a diabetic.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
My mom is a diabetic, and so growing up we
always had unsweet tea and then you'd mix the tea.
When we do like family stuff, when we come to Texas.
And then when you get older and you can just
like I can just get sweet tea myself now, like
when I buy it at the restaurant, like raisin Kines,
always go with the raisin knees sweet tea.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
I'm not that bad. Take they're both bad. Take yeah, bad,
both bad.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
McKenzie's Barbecue in Huntsville, Texas has the best sweet tea
I've ever had in my entire life.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
Well when I say the best, right, no, but.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Like not like fast food, like fast food tea or
like chain restaurant mass produced. Shout out to mckensey's Barbecue, though,
would love to hang out at some point. Maybe send
us some barbecue, be great, would be great. You know
those prisoners that got out of New Orleans, they got caught,
to of them got caught in Huntsville. A lot of
people were staying there trying to go get some sweet

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tea at McKenzie's.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
That made me. I was like, you escape prison and
you go to another prison.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Town, that's where they would least expect you. Though, Like
I think it's kind of out. It's like galaxy brain,
like you know where they're not gonna look for us.
Like the biggest death penalty prison in the country. They
we definitely wouldn't go there, and it's like, psych we
went there, Hey they did, look there they did?

Speaker 4 (23:44):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, so I think and SO also has like five
police departments too. They have like two university pds, they
have Huntsle PD, they have Texas Department of Criminal Justice.
They got all, they got a lot.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
They got a lot of guys out there. They weren't
the smartest group of criminals. Twice.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Yeah, there's one guy on the run still, I think
maybe too.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
You know why they didn't go to a prison town, Like.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I don't want anything bad to happen, but like when
they get out eventually, you just kind of like I'm
rooting for him.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
It should be like a statute of limitations for them
to be able to find them. Like, dude, he beat you.
I mean he got away with it again.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
Hope no one gets hurt, of course, but like now
it's a cool story.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
But like also if nobody gets fired from this, I.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Feel like that they did a bunch of people. Okay,
there's like a janitor that turned the water off so
they could pull the toilet back and get out.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Yeah, they found the con Yeah there were a couple
other people too, But yeah, dude, that'd be sick. Like
can you imagine, like even if you get caught. I got,
I broke out of jail. I'm fucked now, but I
broke out of jail, Like that's sick.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
It would be so hard because like the first thing
I would want is to go to like a gas
station and get like just some sort of boozy drink.
Have you ever thought of how you would break out
of jail. I think I never would be able to.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
I think about all the time, all right, So what
I would do is, like say, say Robert got in
like he got incorrectly like thrown in prison for something
like a crime he didn't commit. I would be like,
you know what, I'm gonna save Robert, because Robert is
a gravy gang man, like just like myself, I am
also a gravyang So I would go and I would
get a bunch of like I would find the prison

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that he was in, and I would look at the
blueprint for it, and I would get all of that
tattooed on my body, like the entire blueprint, and I
would find an escape plan. But then like, oh, HeLEX,
you're in prison, you don't have a way to look
at the blueprint. They're not gonna let you bring a
blueprint unless it's tattooed on your body. And then I
would do that and I would be the show prison Break.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
See personally, if I had to, I would probably get
in good with like the warden and people, and you know,
make sure they knew I was a good guy. But slowly,
over the years, I would be digging a hole behind
a poster in my.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wall, maybe like, but it's gonna be like a hot babe.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Yeah, I mean, of course it's so nobody's gonna tear
the down because they like looking at it too. And
then one night when I finally got through, I'm gonna
wait till there's a thunderstorm. Wait.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
But but like if you were if you were digging
a hole in the wall, how would you like not
just have all the debris, Like, wouldn't all that debris
be in yourself?

Speaker 4 (26:15):
Well, what I would do is I would put it
in my pockets, and then when I went out for
yard time, little by little just kind of.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Oh hey I thought this through, dude, Dude.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
Yeah, when you started, I wasn't sure if you were
going to go prison breakers.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, no, I like that.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
I like that, but I mean after I was thinking Shawshank.
That's the reason I couldn't do it. I can't crawl
through pooh. Can't do it.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
For freedom, not even for freedom, even if you're going
to DA especially in.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
That prison back then didn't look like there was a
lot of Arian brotherhood back in the day. It was
you were just in prison. I think I could have
handled that prison. I didn't have to join a racist gang.
I think I would Brooks just be hanging, dude, you're
just hanging with the boys. Yeah, you don't get much freedom,
but you know what else you don't get nagging. Yeah,

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I could do it in the army. I need to
be told what to do the guards. You're pretty naggy. Yeah,
but it's not in a high pitched, shrill voice. So
like you can you know, you can handle it.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Just can't call anybody twos.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I mean, eventually you can break onto the roof, steal
some beers. That's got a pretty a pretty good day.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
That's a free man right there, man drinking a beer
on top of a roof.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Hey, any day that you can do work outside in
the sun and look up at the sky. You're a
free man. And you know what.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I would also have been like, hey, Warden, you know it,
cool down this prison a little bit more. While we're
doing work on this roof, what if we install another
roof on top of this roof.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
See it all goes hand in hand.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
We can use prison labor and prisons as proof of
concept for the double jacker roof.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Great idea.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
You've got connections in Huntsville. I do hunts Vegas, and
you know what, while we're working on that, I can
grab one of their guns.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, we gotta hit two.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Dude.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's perfect. It's perfect. Last thing I had for pre
come segment was do you guys think baseball is the
easiest sport to get mad about? I know, like I,
football is my one to one of sports. I get
very mad at football. I've gotten very mad at hockey.
I get very mad at all of the sports that

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I watch. When I watch my team, I am a
Yankees fan, and I have been so fucking mad at
this piece of shit team that went to the World
Series last year but blew it away because they sucked
and didn't make good decisions and kept the manager and
signed him to a long term deal. And then the
team that we lost the World Series for we lost
the World Series, went and did all the things that
we should have done. But our manager is a billionaire

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who thinks he's like a poor guy and won't spend money.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
That's already frustrating.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
But then like you have, like football, all kinds of
things can go wrong, but in baseball, I feel like
it just takes a little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
So like, god, damn, that's a fucking there's a fucking ball,
there's a fucking bow.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
Why'd you call it a strikeer yelling at umps, and
then you're mad that somebody swinging at a stupid pitch,
and then somebody don't get something, and then an air
happens and shit like that. It's like you get to
stew in baseball anger more than football. We're just like,
fuck right, somebody's got the ball. Now you're watching, watching
your defense, you guys hoping they can stop it. Baseball
you're like, it's it's even with the pitch clock. I
feel like you're just stewing. And like I turn Yankees

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games off. Now that's a new thing. I'm trying to
work on my anger I'm just like, no, nope, nope,
we're that We're losing fifteen to two right now.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Fuck you. I'm just I'm done. I'm done. It's off. Yeah, Baseball,
every single pitch does give you and an opportunity to
get very angry.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
And you know, like every time I'm watching stuff them
like like the Yankees beat the Indians or not the Guardians.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
Excuse me, bleep that out, Robert.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
The Yankees beat the Guardians yesterday, and Devin's out there
trying to close out the game, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Like, he's gonna blow it.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
He's gonna blow it, and you just get like, however
many outs worth of that? You get three outs, three
entire outs, whever we're about to blow it, about to
blow it, he's gonna hit a home run. It's over.
It's ok, Yep, yep, we're gonna go to extras. We're
gonna losing extras. I know how this goes. I've seen
this and then got out of and you're like, cool,
but I'm not even happy that there is a win now.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
I'm just relieved that we didn't blow it.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Another way that you can get super pissed off at
baseball is say you your team's not really having a
great year. But then you have a series coming up
against the Rockies and they're historically on pace to be
twenty game by like a twenty game margin, the worst
team in the.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
History of baseball winings streak, I think, right, yeah, And then.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
They go that's what I was saying. Maybe you're the
Marlins and you're like, hey, we're not having a great year,
but this team's coming in the series. We can get back,
and then you get swept by the worst team in
the history of baseball. They got swept today. They lost
the third game in a row the marl Coming into
the series, the Rockies had eight wins. They were eight
and fifty entering the season, I believe, or the series,

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they got three in a row. Right there, they got
what's that thirty five percent of their season wins in
the last three days.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Are the Rockies the hottest team in baseball right now?

Speaker 4 (30:52):
They are? Yeah? But also I would like to point
out that all this shit that Alex was just talking about,
how angry the yank the angry. The Yankees are six
and a half games up, and they're vision they have
a winning record, but it.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Doesn't matter like It's like one of those where like
I know how this season ends. I can tell you
exactly how this season ends. There's going to be a
situation where Brett Boon fucking mismanages that he puts an
idiot in. They're like some fucking some pitcher that was
a starter that you're gonna bring it in relief that
hasn't pitched in fucking six weeks and has been injured,
and you're like, it's probably good to go in a
World Series game and he's gonna give up a fucking bomb.
You're gonna lose Game one and kill all the momentum

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and then you're just gonna fuck it up again.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
Like that not what you should be mad about. I
know what's going to happen.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Any not win is is it just is infuriing it
and now wins I just don't even care about it.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Just like fast forward me, like, just I hate baseball.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
That Aaron Judge is gonna have the best season ever
and then he's gonna suck ass on the playoffs. That's
what you should be mad about. We'll have junk Carlough
also all that shit about. Now think about being a
fan of the Red Sox. This year, there were five
hundred team. Last year they added an ace. They added
uh Bregman one who was one of the best players
in baseball until he got injured. Right there, he was
fucking killing it. They have a sick closer. Somehow, this

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team has found a way. They were like, I think
three weeks ago, there were two games back of the Yankees.
They've lost seven of their last ten. They have the
most one run losses in all of baseball, and as
of yesterday, they had passed the Rockies for the most
errors in all of baseball. That's bad. It's just yeah.
And there's still only six and a half games out,

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Like there's a lot of season. But everything about baseball
is designed to make you angry all the time, right,
I mean, if you have runs or four runs in
the first, then they come out and immediately give up
three more runs in the second. And somehow Giolito was
pitching for all seven of those fucking runs. They didn't
pull them after he went double triple double in the
second inning and was still fucking pitching at that point.

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He had given up six runs at that point, Like,
get him out of the fucking game.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
But Robert, do you you don't really watch any other
spoor besides baseball, do you?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Does it make sense what.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
It's saying, because I feel like, you have nine innings,
you don't have three periods, you don't have four quarters,
you have nine inn's. You just sit and fucking stew
and when shit gets away, like unless you just turn
it off and walk away, you're.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Just like how, how why did you pitch that to him?
Why did you throw out that?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Why? Why?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Why? Why?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
And you watching the guy try and get out of
a jam and just get into a more of a jam,
and then you're bringing in another idiot that's gonna fuck
it up or not fuck it up, and then get
out here, like why didn't you bring this guy in
two batters earlier? Like there's all of the what ifs
they also put like can go into other sports too,
but like baseball makes me the maddest of all the sports, I.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Think it makes me a little less mad because I
don't get to watch it. I think if I saw
the strike zone, if I saw what they were swinging at,
what they were umpires were missing.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
That's helped me with the Yankees, just watching a little
like meter thing where they showed the like okay, cool.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Yeah, I listened to it mostly on the radio, so
I don't I don't really see all that, So I
think that makes me less like mad about it. But
definitely I can understand. Like definitely, it's like when that
shows are in the playoffs and I can then watch
on TV, then I can I feel that stress and
how you could be upset about that.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Also, angel Nandez being gone is a little bit better, yeah,
because that was just built in. You saw his name
on the crew and immediately you're just angry because he's
gonna Yeah, and like otherwise sports, like, yeah, I get
mad at hockey, but there's still times when like something
happens and I'm like I want to yell at the screen,
but I honestly don't know what the rule is on that,
and I could just be wrong about what the what's

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going on in the sport.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
I got really mad at the Red Rings throughout the season,
most last minute goals allowed in the league.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah, I didn't really get that mad at the Bruins
this year. I just got depressed. I was just like,
you know, I would look at it. Why I don't
understand why are we not better? This is? Why? Is
everything going bad. This is going bad. I don't like this,
and it just became sad after a while.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, the Giants, I'm just like, I just want to.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
At least when your team is just bad, it's like, what.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
The entire season and you're like, cool, that is bad
for you.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
With the Yankees, when they give you expectations all year
and then they didn't even have that, Like, I don't.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
My expectations are that we're going to falter in a
very big spot in the postseason that's going to have
them make the postseason. There's gonna be a time where
they they if they make the wild card, they'll lose
in the three game wild Card series.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
And then Boone will get another extend and I'll give.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
Him a five year extension and the be like, well,
it really wasn't his mismanagement the nineteenth time in a row.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
It was the fact that.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We also didn't spend money in the off season we
could have and then also that like it wasn't Boone
and all right, and then next season I'll do the
exact same thing. But yeah, baseball, I think, by far
is the easiest sport to be mad about.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
It.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Like if you were die hard into like a one golfer,
but like it's not a team sport.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
If you watch live, you get mad. No one watches live. No.
And also because it's not like you versus another guy.
It's like you versus the field. You're trying to get
into an area, be close towards the end. Baseball, no,
it's a direct me versus you. Mm hmm, so that
it's just it's binary. It's a striker a ball, And
I get when they call the ball a strike or

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a strike a ball. You get very fucking angry at that.

Speaker 2 (35:58):
And I get very mad at football, very mad at football.
But it's like I feel like stuff changing, Like Okay,
well now I gotta worry about our defense giving up
a touchdown now, or I gotta worry about if we
can recover from that mishap on special teams or whatever.
It is like you, you're focusing on something else and
you're mad still. But like baseballly just sitting stewing it
and just I'll be like shaking just watching Devin Williams

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fucking trying and get a save when he should be blowing.
He's about to blow.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
It, or god forbid, it's not even your team and
you just have a bet on a game, and you
bet on a team to beat a very bad team,
and then that bad team wins, and you just like,
I can't tell you how many times I'm on my
couch late at night watching the late game and like
a home run happens on the eighth inning and I
just fucking throw my side.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
You can beat the fucking athletics.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Really, Yeah, Gamman's a whole of a ballga. But yeah,
baseball is the easiest sport to be mad about. All right,
would you guys bring in for a pre kevit segment?

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Nothing, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I thought about some something and I was like, we
got about four paragraphs right here.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
I think we're okay, we're good. We're good, all right, Robert, did.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
You bring anything?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Let's see, we're forty minutes. And I learned about Fish today,
the band and the people, the community who will go
to hundreds of shows. Yeah, and I was just fascinated
by them. I have no idea what genre music.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
They are like hippie music. It's like the Grateful Dead,
but like not as grateful dead. You ever heard dead heads?

Speaker 5 (37:28):
I've heard dead Head.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
That's the people that just traveled all the Grateful Dead shows, but.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I had like, what music is that? Is it? Rock?
Is it?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
It's like rock music jam bands.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Like they play for hours and they just jam and
it's like the gravel Dead always jokes like, oh, it's
all the same song. By the way, we could go
back to Legacy Cherry Garcia Jerry Garcia could us from
the from the Grateful Dead.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
That could have been good. But fish also fish food.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
By the way, if you had the Ben and Jerry's
fish food with a pH, No, I'm a blue it's chocolate,
little chocolate fish is in it. It's it slaps, but
fish just learned about the band. How about do you
think I knew about the ice cream? Well, I don't
know if you've ever seen fish food? Why they spell
it weird?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Who's got a point?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I've never seen? Yeah, but like just like, yeah, I
guess I don't have Ben and Jerry's. I don't think
I've ever had Ben.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
I was gonna say Robert also just doesn't really strike
me as an ice cream guy. No, you don't, but yeah, also,
Ben and Jerry's my favorite flavors. There you go.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
You don't like it because they got too liberal.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
I don't lock Ben and Jerry's because they built their
fucking land on top of Indian land, did they? Yeah?
And I think they were like we were going to
give it back and then didn't. I do not know that,
but yeah, fish Man or Jerry Fish.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Is very dead head like where it's I would say
it's like Grateful Dead light like their diehards. I think
they played the the Sphere in Las Vegas. So you
just do drugs, You go to the concert, it's three
and a half hours, four hours, five hours, You just
hang out with your hippie friends, finish your drugs, and
you go home. It's like, seems like a good time.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
It's almost more of the music is there as an
excuse to do drugs. It's like it's what interesting psychedelical
I guess so yeah, And I was just thinking about
this Fish and Grateful Dead. All that psychedelic rock was
that just EDM before EDM. Like doing the drugs is

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a big part of why the music is good.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
It's different drugs probably.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Yeah, but like it's the whole thing is like you
get I mean, it was a lot of acid back then,
and you're also doing acid at like fucking like Illfest
was this weekend in Austin. Oh yeah, I guess they were,
except it was all the music was out also music
back then, and it was still pretty good. Now it's
just like, hey, we're gonna put sounds out of computer,
but you're gonna be on nine different realms of existence. Also,

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they figure out that they're like, hey, also everyone can
dress like a whore and it's acceptable. So that's pretty cool.
That is kind of a cool thing. That's really sick.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Actually, well, I mean the Deadheads and stuffing, like, they
just were very little clothing. Also, so they did start it, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
It wasn't fish nets. It was more of like hemp
brah fish probably had some fish nets. Good point. Do
you think they should probably sell like fish nets?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Yeah, and just make like tied I fish nets.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
That'd be sick.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Trademark if it's not your trademarked.

Speaker 4 (40:29):
If they're not doing that, they're missing you have the
best verbal trademarks today.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Also, it's sort of related to fish because they do
they do the pH I found out today that Filipinos
they do when they're called Filipinos, they do f but
the Philippines are pH Yeah, and I thought that was weird.
That is odd I do that I never thought of
that is weird. Ash is that one of those ones
where like but in their language it's an F. It's

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just in English we use the pH.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
It's like Italia instead of Italian.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Yeah, that's what like, that's what's funny. The country is
Ita Italy. They don't call it Italy. It's why is
the country not Italia?

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Because we are America and we are the boss, and
we call countries what we want to call it.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
America is an Italian word America. That's true.

Speaker 2 (41:17):
Look America cool, We're changing it, making it better, and
that's what we did.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Like that'd be like if we, like, just like pizza,
if instead of Sicily we called it like Cci, Like
we just changed the fucking name. That is no, I
get that, But what if we called like in America was.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Just c CC's pizza is named after Sicily.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
I understand that. Okay, I'm just saying, what if we
called it the wrong name, that'd be tight? Like Germany?
Why the fuck isn't it just deutsch Land everywhere I
can pronounce that.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
I do like when like teams will have like you're
playing an international tournament, like teams have to have like
like Finland on their shirt, and it's like they don't
call it that, they call it hell sca whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah, like like lat Viji, like, no, it's Latvia.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
Fuck you. I just wish I could have been the
guy that years and years ago, like we order from
deutsch Land and I was like, we're gonna call you Germany.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, yeah, that's tough to say Germany. Why don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
Because I guess I'm just saying the Germanic people's back
in the day, I don't fucking know.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Your Germania is where you're from, the from.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Italia, fucking Italy. Fuck you about Italy. We'll say you're tyings.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Okay, that's not good.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
No, well we're beggers. Are best to shut up.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Shut up. Look, we'll give you New Jersey. Shut up,
leave us alone. Maybe that's why they joined the bad
side in World War Two, because they were like, you know,
we're just sick of everyone pronouncing our fucking country wrong Italy.
And then after that we were like, well you lost,
so now it's Italy. Guess what. Guess what. Motherfuckers had
nothing to do with that. They were fascist back then.
It was they didn't like the pronunciation of their country.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
We don't really talk fascism on this podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
Oh, that's just a fact that was a fascist. It
was his actual political party mostly. The old Moose is
what they called him. They should have called him the
Moose they.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
Probably did, but whatever it was in Italian.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
We just called him Benny Moose America.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Who runs Italy?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Now?

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Is it like the mob guy the Pope? I just imagine, oh,
probably the Pope. Yeah, the Pope runs Italy.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I was just like, whoever's the head of the mob
is probably.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Yeah, Like technically he runs the Vatican, but everybody in
Italy's Catholic, so he runs the country. Is Italy allowed
to have a fucking governing body anymore? Dude? Just make
fucking pizza and let us go there for tourism. Shut up?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Yeah, let the mob do.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Greece sure as shit doesn't have a government. They run
out of money every three years. I feel that, right, brother,
he call me fucking Greece. Uh yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I learned about the Filipino and Philippines thing from watching
Manny Pack. Yeah, Filipino, because there he's like as a
proud Filipino and it would always be like they would
always have to put like the words he was saying
under him sometimes and then it was like, oh, the Philippines.
I knew that it was pH for Philippines, but yeah,
and I was kind of rooted against him because Pilippines

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sounded too much like Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
The only thing I know about the Philippines is they
have some sort of it's like a candy or a
snack or something, and it's called puto.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
That means bitch, right, and Spanish didn't mean another thing Filipino,
isn't it?

Speaker 4 (44:28):
You know? It's a fucking well known and loved snack.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Isn't the P word the word that they say at
the Mexican soccer games they got him banned? Is it
a It's a slur? Puto it something like that, all right,
we don't need to say we're not Let's not even
get into slurs.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
How many slurs do you know in other languages?

Speaker 2 (44:46):
I just know that was they got like they weren't
allowed to have fans in a Mexican game because they
kept calling a goalie that andy would I think they
were just I thought they were yelling bitch, and.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I can't yell at fucking goalies anymore in soccer. God,
the sport's getting softer by the.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
Minute in America, America. Would so you pussy?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
No, you can't do that, because if you call someone
a pussy, then Lebron James throws you out of the
game because he can't cake quiet them. Well, Lebron's not
a soccer he's a pussy.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
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Speaker 4 (47:51):
We should make number one dad shirts.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
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Sure, that just says best dad, I have.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
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Speaker 4 (48:24):
Bitch. I just thought about how fucked it it would
be if like you had two gay dads and you
got one of them a number one dad mug. It'd
be so fucked up.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
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Speaker 4 (48:38):
You go, you can't have two number ones.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
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fight over who gets it. So what I would do,
I would buy two, actually buy two.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
One of these is a fake.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Speaking of comeback Kid, number one this week is Pride
Happy Pride month.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Everybody happy, Pride happy. We should make some rainbotion.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
I saw somebody bitching about Pride Month today and I
typed it out. I didn't send it because I didn't
want to be combative, which is unlike me. But I
was like, well, you know, I noticed they had prid months,
but they didn't have this month. And I was like,
shut the fuck up. You had Manuary. Shut the fuck up.
You already had your month. That's why we have Manuary.
Fellas when people are bitched about what you know, the

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veterans water they have a Pride month, but not a
veterans but like they literally have like military appreciation months,
and I believe it was like last month. So you
missed it, you didn't pay attention to it. Shut the
fuck up. You also had Manuary. Shut the fuck up.
That's why we make Manuary.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Right.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
We're not doing it to just be like when we
celebrate dudes. We celebrate guys being dudes. Obviously that rocks,
but like, get out the way on in January. Have
Manue and then you get to use that against anybody.
It's ever arguing against any month. Very pro Pride month.
Our YouTube has been in the Pride Month, the Pride
Month logo for five years now, we just never changed.
I was like, hey, I'm still prideful. That's always Pride Month,

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the past gravy.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
I'm happy. I haven't seen anybody bitching about it yet.
The only thing I've seen is just people pointing out, like, oh,
Pride Month, get ready for every corporation to just try
and sell you some more here, which I feel like
has been less.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
And then you also get the thing where it's like
so and so like this organization has not come out
with a Pride Month post. I'm like, if that makes
you feel better as a fan, I think, yeah, just
why not do that?

Speaker 4 (50:27):
But like, also, if you're.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Just monitoring every team's social media accounts for Pride Month posts,
I think maybe also do something else.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
My buddy does like to point out every year in
the group chat, he'll be well, Astro's doing Pride Month again,
Ranger's still not doing it. I was like, good for you, buddy.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Dallas is a bunch of bigots, a bunch of big
kind of like the guy bringing it up, a bunch
of bagated homophobus is what Dallas is. We already knew that,
didn't we we already knew that.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
But yeah, happy Pride month.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Everybody, love is love and be cool with anybody, all right,
be cool with anybody?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yeah, have fun.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Finals are also back, I guess because you could say
that kids are finishing school, so the finals now fuck
that because it's the Stanley Cup Final final and then
parentheses s because it's the Stanley Cup Final and the
NBA Finals.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
It's weird. I've never noticed that they changed.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
It, and they changed it back and now they're back
to final again. All right, fun fact. But yeah, the
Panthers and Oilers are going to play Game one of
the Stanley Cup Final tonight, the fourth of June, as
we're recording this, and then tomorrow night, the fifth is
the game by of the NBA Finals between the Pacers
and the Thunder.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I heard a fun way of thinking about it. This
is weird because I I think I am going for
the Canadian team. I want them to win. I don't.
I don't really care either way. One way, like, I'd
like to see McDavid get his first Cup, but that's
the other thing. I'm like, well, but if the Panther's
when Marshi, it's another one. I'm happy, Like I don't
really care. I just I like McDavid. I'd like to
see me. I will be betting, probably pretty much just

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the over every single game.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
No, I'm betting Florida. I'm Florida team USA.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Maybe, but yeah, game once tonight. I'm so excited. But
that also comes with that tinge of oh no, it's
almost over.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
That's really what I'm sad about.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Then it's almost football.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
But we had the Monday this week where I was
betting college baseball.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Hell yeah, I was like, this is all we have
right now. We have college baseball and college softball. This
weekend is a great college baseball dude. You just bet
the over. Every team just hit, scored fifteen runs every
fucking game. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
It's it's tough, though, like you're just like this, I'm
gonna have only baseball, And I just talked about how
mad baseball makes me.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
So.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
I saw someone describe this NBA Finals as the twenty
twenty three World Series where it was dian Backs versus
the Rangers.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
The Rangers did not win that one, by the way,
I was in Mexico. It does not count.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Yeah, but that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah, I get I guess they're saying. It is like
they are two teams that people don't really care about.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Yeah, and they're the most they're also market teams.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
Like Dallas is a bigger market at least, but yeah,
like Indiana and Oklahoma City are probably the two smallest markets,
I guess in the NBA. I don't know, Portland might
be smaller.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
I don't think anything smaller than than Oklahoma City.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Indiana is a pretty big city, but they're still like
twentieth Yeah, biggest city, and they're very small markets compared
to the like the LA's and the New York's and
all that.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Like it's gonna be a thing. Everyone's gonna be like, oh, look,
the ratings are down. Nobody cares, like No, it's just
because a lot of people don't watch it unless it's
their team. They don't give a shit. And if you're
in a major market, there's just more people to be
fans of the two.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
And then you have Bandwagon fans that are not Bandwagon fans,
but fans that are transplants in other places that'll watch
it too, just because it is such a big such
a big market.

Speaker 4 (53:54):
But I don't know, as long as we don't get
shay flopping all over the court. They're two very fun
styles of basketball that they play. They're really good teams,
so it should be entertaining it.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Yeah, I'm a gamble. I'm gonna watch it regardless.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
So yeah, I don't know. I'll probably I'll have it on.
It'll be on one of the screens. I don't know
how much actual watching will happen. I think Thunder and six,
what do you got? Probably thunder and five, Robert, what
do you got?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
Knowing nothing about basket, I'm going to go to Pacers
in seven.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Paces and seven that. I love that. That's more sports.
Love that bake the graphic. I would I would actually
really love that.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
That would be sick.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
It's Indiana, man, all they have is basketball. It means
more than.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, I don't care who wins, really like, I mean
if Oklahoma City wins. It's a really cool story that
they built this team for the ground up.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Really well, both teams were built because of Paul George.

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, the Pacers got Haliburton and then a lot of pieces,
and then the Thunder got a million picks.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
The Pacers actually traded for uh like Oladipo and somebody,
and then traded them for Halliburton.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
But because of Paul George. Yeah that's how they got it.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
But yeah, so finals are back, and I'm pretty stoked
about that, but also sad because then sports are done
kind of and then we just have baseball, which isn't bad.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
But then we just start diving into everything that's happening
in trading, training camp, and football because the guys are
out there. Now, guys are back.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You see Cam Scataboo and that Jackson Dart just being boys.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
I didn't. I wanted Scataboo so hard for the Packers
that it hurts too much to look at him on
another team.

Speaker 2 (55:23):
They were showing Cam Scattaboo a bunch of NFL legends
and he didn't know who any of them were, like
the pictures of him, and I was.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Like, NFL legends or Giants legends.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
NFL Like Calvin Johnson didn't know he was.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
That's just disrespect.

Speaker 2 (55:37):
He didn't know who he was. Richard Sherman, he.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Was probably also like eleven when Megatron retired.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
But still I was just like, this is a bad look.
And then I was like, no, all he cares about
his ball. All he cares about his ball. He's probably
watching his own game film getting better.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
I don't want him to know he.

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Doesn't know other players. He knows his, he knows way
he's gotta do that.

Speaker 4 (56:01):
Dude's such a dog, he's so sick.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Jackson Dart just throwing absolute missiles. Nothing bad is gonna
happen to the Giants this year.

Speaker 4 (56:11):
It's gonna be fine. No, it's all gonna be fine.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Even though the Madden preview had Michael Parsons sacking Russell
Wilson's like the second thing on there.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Packers have an exciting wide receiver, Yeah, an exciting new
one like a rookie, and then exciting rookie. Ye.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
It means to be fine. Probably Packers Giants NFC Championship
probably for sure. Probably is we're gonna win by thirty
for sure. No one else is gonna be good. That
brings us to our next discussion, and that's curses, because you.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Can't see who the fuck's on Madden this year.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
And it's not just the Madden curse that people talk about.
He also has to contend with the Offensive Player of
the Year curse, which I don't know if you've seen
this the last I think it's seven guys have missed
at least six games the next year after winning Offensive
Player of the Year.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Again, real shame. If that happens, it would be fucking
we know, root for injury. It would be a real
shame and you would hate to see something like that happened.

Speaker 4 (57:07):
It would be so bad if there was a Week
eight game where you just know he was gonna backwards
hurdles over somebody, but he's currently out for six weeks.

Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yeah, and he can't play anymore. And like, also, like
real shame if like that meant like the Eagles then
like led to them falling off, and like the Cowboys,
maybe also couldn't get things together, and maybe Jade Daniels
has a sophomore slump, and then there's some up and
coming team. It just kind of picks the perfect year,
just go off. This is like Jaylen's fourth year, Jaydon Daniels.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Oh Daniel, Sorry, sorry, I was going every team. I
was just thinking Jayen hurtles, Like motherfucker. He's been around
a lot with the j or the team of Jay's.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Besides besides Dak, we have Jackson, we have Jalen, and
we have.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Last time there was a team of Jays. It was
when Josh Gordon was on the Browns. He likes smoking
wheedle lot. It's a drug reference, Robert. But yeah, Saqua
Barkley on the cover Madden. That's never gone wrong for
anybody before Tame. I mean, I'll never see it because
I don't buy Madden A fucking horrible again.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
It's an angry management thing. I broke too many controllers.
This became very expensive after a while. They weren't twenty
five dollars.

Speaker 4 (58:18):
Being said, I can't wait to buy the new n C.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I'm not doing that either.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
I'm fucking doing it every year. I don't even know
you do it.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Play Fortnite.

Speaker 4 (58:26):
I'm gonna win fucking nine heismans and nine championships with
both Notre Dame and Texas State, and then I'll get
ready for the next year's game.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
I'm gonna play my my little children's game that I
played or wind down at night sometimes and I'm gonna
shut up, and that's it.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
That's all I need. You're such an adult, dude, all
I need, but curses. You're back.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Shout out, Saquon, congratulations. So I'm getting on then, definitely
not cursed. Cover of Man.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Good luck.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Yeah, good luck, dude.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Good look tush pushing when you don't have your fucking
beast running back behind you.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Great, good luck, buddy.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
Lose your center and your running back. It's not gonna
effective this year.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Okay, uh, what are we at next? What do you
have for comeback?

Speaker 4 (59:09):
Kid? I had golf, but not just golf, the weirdness
of the sport. So this is my favorite major coming up,
even more so than the Masters of the US Open,
because truly, anybody can walk out there and make it.
There's qualifiers. They call it the longest day in sport
or is it just longest day in sports or longest
day in golf? Either way, you played thirty six holes,
two rounds of golf back to back to try and
qualify in the regionals to actually get to go. One

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of the players who made it this year is seventeen
years old. He shot back to back nine unders. But
that's not my favorite golfer from the qualifying for the
US Open. My favorite is there was a guy who
was a truck driver and he had a really good
round one and to celebrate, him and his dad went
out to dinner. He realized once they got to dinner

(59:52):
he never turned in his scorecard and he got disqualified,
so he didn't have a chance to even make it
to the US Open.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Just su weird that sport is so beautiful at all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
There are rules here. People get so mad over golf roles,
but I love those little weird shits about it. It's like, well, sorry,
the team behind you already turned into their scorecard. You
could have doctored it after No, that's true, that's true.
And now also just US Open. I love watching the
I don't really care about watching golf, but watching the
majors are fucking great. Yeah, Like, I'll keep it on,

(01:00:22):
especially because I don't know if you saw it. Have
you seen pictures from the course. No root for the
course this weekend, buddy, guys are rooting for the players.
We root for the course. The rough is like six
inches high, they like, I saw another, which they do
this for every major. Now there'll be one guy like
a week before that walks over and drops a ball
into the grass and it just fucking disappears. You're like, oh,

(01:00:43):
this is gonna be a sick turn. I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
If I was designing a golf course, I would just
instead of the water, I would just have lava traps.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
I would have concrete. It's a lava hazard, Like, you
really don't want to hit it in that bunker because
if you do, it's not a bunker, it's concrete. It's
gonna shoot extra sixty yards out of bounds. I also
put a lot of snakes. Oh no, no snakes. Snakes
Now I wish they did do if they had one
pro golf tournament year that was a greenskeeper's revenge where
they just had weird tractors and shit all over there

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in the way, that would be a fucking awesome thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
It abandoned golf course where just that yaga play has
been mode in six years.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
We're gonna send you out to some shitty little town
in West Texas, plant Bear Creek. Put them on a
course that just got a rated. All the greens are
fucked up, but you still have to.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Put Why are these little these little mudballs are a
shut the fuck up and putt.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
That would be fun to watch the pros actually deal
with the elements that we the average man has to
deal with.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
I would want to have like a real golf course,
but the greens are all just putt put greens. Like
there's like a clown mouth. You gotta go through. There's
a windmill, and it's like it's only when you get
to the greens.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
What if we had the John Daly Open where you
had to get hammered while you were playing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
You had, Yeah, we used to play. I would I've
used to play, I mean, like years ago. Maybe if
every beer is a stroke off your score, which is
still not helpful to our score, but.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
Hell, I might be able to break ninety at that bait.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
You gotta finish the beers by the time, like you've
finished your last hole, so you gotta be follow I'm
gonna be funny, just like shit. This guy's Scotty Cheffer
is six strokes ahead, and you just see like Rory's
just like go go good, good good, good good good
good good good Up. Scotty is three strokes ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
How much do I get for liquor? Because I usually
drink a gatorade bottle full of pink wick.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Nope, gotta be beers, Gotta beers. Yeah, golf school, golf school,
it's back baby. All right, let's move on to that
cool segment where we tell you what's not cool this week.
To us, we like it when you guys participate as well.
Hit us up on X, rap past the gaby pod,
use the hashtag PTG not cool. And if you you know,

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you stub your toe, that's not cool. If you're just
mad about baseball, sometimes it's also not cool. There's varying
degrees of not cool and we like it. It's just
kind of event sets you're gonna vent to us, try
and explain it where it's like dumbs down enough to
where we're gonna understand it. It's not too specific about
certain things, and you know, it's like three four sentences

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where we can read it to people. But at pass
grape Bodus hashtag PTG not cool. This is a not
cool segment.

Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
Not cool man, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Our first listener viewers submitted not cool.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
It's from Ray Mundo bi Na videz at k Mundo
b on X and Ray Mundo says is not cool
as having to spend three thousand dollars to get my
car fixed. I waited too long to get too many
things done all at once. That is the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
Where you're just like I heard this and then a
check engine light came on.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
You're like, all right, well, why you're there? Like I
also had this thing. Can you take a can you
take a look at that? And then the filteries, yeah,
I guess the filter doesn't need to get your placed.
It's like, well, while we're in there, we notice, yeah this,
we had to replace this too, and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Like fuck and adds up quick, very quick. That's a
very quick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
That fucking so we say it all the time. Car
troubles anything, it's fucking it's awful and it's expensive. And
you're just like, I might be without a car for
like a week. I have no no idea how long.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
This stene tell you just give you my next two
months rent real fast? Oh god, and uh, you can
just give me a car so I can then hopefully
still go work meet.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Oh no, that sucks so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
That really sucks. Our next not cool is from Ashley
Wilkins at Buster Healer Makes. This is a serious one
and she says, you guys all know about the stories
I've told you guys on the podcast, but my father
in law so I actually remember when she was talk
about her father in law walking around the house naked

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with some stillious watch yeah, just like guy stuff, you know,
maybe not a family home or yes, I don't know.
But she says, my father in law passed away on
Monday morning at the age of ninety three, and he's
reunited with his wife. That's still sad. I know that
they were close to him and he lived with them,
and uh, we're thinking about you, Ashley with think about

(01:05:22):
Sergia with name Xander. I love you guys, and uh,
I know it's been a rough go with the loss
of the dog in the last last month or so
and this, and we're here for you yet the Gravy Gang.
I'm're my Gravy Gang bracelet right now. Shout out to
deb Uh Gravy Gangs got your back, dude, always got
your back.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
But we love you. And uh, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
Hope that the whole uh everything everything following this, you
just you just imagine think about the happy times.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
Ninety three years was a good run. That's a very
good risk went in. No, you don't, but you know,
you just you're trying to think on the policy. You know,
he gets to reunite with his wife. Now that picture
she shared him and Sergio like identical choice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
He could be surgery his dad, did you tick?

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
But yeah's and pcast we're all thinking about that. We
love you. Guys, you happen to find on his desk anywhere,
any passwords written down to some certain sites that you
want to pass along to somebody. I'll help keep his
memory alive.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
Next up, we got David Ruiz at David Underscore Ruiz
ninety and he says, it's not cool as my wife
forgot to pack my lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Divorce divorce, Like that's so in concern.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
I mean, got what, guy, Guy, you can't eat?

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
What does she expects you to get your own food? Ready?
Guys can't eat now? Huh?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
You're out here busting your balls every day, making sure
you're educating the youth of America, the future of America.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
You are molding minds. How are you gonna do that
on an empty stomach? Counterpoint? Does that mean you got
to have school lunch? Wait? Does it is school lunch
good anymore? Does it suck now?

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Not because it's gotta be healthy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Yeah, and all that stupid crap, Like, but imagine like
how it's a lot Obama, how it was actually Michelle, Yeah,
Michelle Obama, it was her. No, I just like saying that.
They said she was the one that like spearheaded it.
But how sick would it have been if you're like, damn,
my wife forgot my lunch and then you go and
it's square pizza day, a rectangle pizza. But judging from

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his reaction, probably not might not have been. And it's
not even like you Beck, You know what did you
get back at you? I'm going to Hooters for lunch.
You doesn't have time to do that. You's gotta stay
on school grounds, and you know what, I'm gonna be
leaning here.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
I think you get one time you'd forget to make
your man's lunch.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
I understand that happen. Lots and lots of things going on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
You got the kid, you got a lot of moving
parts in that house sold, the Ruie's household is very very.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
Busy right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Second time happens again, not separation and not divorce, but separation,
and then then you still gotta You're gona have to
start trucking over the stuff. All right, He's gonna be okay, David.
Appreciate you, buddy. Sorry that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
I hope you got to you like I hope he
didn't just have to miss lunch because he didn't have
time to go get anything.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I was going mold minds dude.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Because I mean because at that point you just say
fuck it. You wheel in a TV and you go,
We're watching movies the rest day. I can't do this
Blue Planet. Let's go. I'm not hungover, but I didn't
have lunch and I'm cranky.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
So my science teacher used to do just we want
to do a Blue Planet day, Like I would love
to do a Blue Planet day. Yeah, and you watched
David Attenborough. But the squid, little moss of squid, you know,
it catches. It's lunch and you're come on, gra it's lunchtime.

Speaker 4 (01:08:34):
Also, just anything you learn on Blue Planet will be
just as good as anything you learn in high school science.
You don't need anything shit.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Yeah, it was aquatic science, so I would watch it
and so it was like appropriate.

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
No, we're learning the whole ocean. Yeah. It was a
bullshit senior blow off classes. Its sick.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
We had to raise Yeah, we had to got to
keep a fish take alive.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
They've got to be from a side of the part,
like similar areas of the world, like pet smart.

Speaker 4 (01:08:57):
I remember it was like between that and then we
had just started a sports management class. I was like,
that seems like way less work. I'm taking that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Sports management too. That was cool with coach of Sorrow,
Van Chanceller's daughter.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Yep, I remember he came in. I met him.

Speaker 3 (01:09:11):
The greatest dynasty in all of sports history.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
The head coach of the Houston comments, back to back
to back to back to back champions of the w
n B, A.

Speaker 4 (01:09:21):
Man back when the league was pure real, don't before
all this bullshitslie.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Lisa Leslie would have never They all loved each other
back before we called it the w.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Back in my day, we only had one de Wi
and he was my president.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Back in the good days before there was people in
the States.

Speaker 2 (01:09:41):
Hey two and oh, by the way, w NBA fantasy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Buddyment a fucking powerhouses. Every time I think about it,
this is the greatest fantasy name.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
And then if anybody asks you why, you could just
say that they're bigots. They gets It's an easy just
set up for anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
They Oh, you you don't love women, and you also
don't know us history. How many of that? How many
amendments do you know that, Alex?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
I know like three.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
I think there's like three.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
No, there's obviously nineteen or more.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
I know the first I know the nineteen two, one,
two and seven, three, nineteen and then nineteen somewhere. I
want to say six one of the government soldiers in
your house? That maybe third? Yeah, you can a quarter troops. Yeah,
I think it's six. I could be fucking way off,
but you know, I know a couple. We should do that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Next week, we'll just Robber will pull up the amendments
and we'll run down. I'm gonna see how many we
can name, and I bet you it's gonna be four.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
I mean, those were written a long time ago. Maybe
we should write our own new amendments.

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
We should have mend all of the constitution. All right,
who has to go first?

Speaker 4 (01:10:50):
Hi? Will? I got a two? One of them is uh.
I went to go get my registration sticker. Hm. I
found out also this week that you can just go
to like Kroger's and Targets and yeah and get that done.
I had no to get the slip from. Yeah, I
was I was gonna look for like a tax office
and go drive it. And the only one I know
is like out and Katie, you know, having beers with

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my Buddy's Like, no, dude, you can go to a TV.
So I did that. But when I pulled up. I
forgot that letter, Like I had my inspection, but you
also need like a can't you trust me? I just well,
I just forgot it at home. So then I said,
fuck that, I'm not turning around. So I did it
online and now I'm still waiting for my sticker. I
did it the day, the last day on the proof.

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If you no, I don't have a stick I have
the email saying that it's done. So if I get
pulled over, I'm fine. But I can also be pulled
over because my dumb ass just forgot the thing on
my couch and then didn't want to go back.

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
I have paper plates, and I have like a week
left on those paper plates, and I'm still waiting on
the dealership to call me and be like, hey, get
your plates. I'm like, what do I do if they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
I saw this thing. It was I think it was
Steve Jobs. He used to take advantage of this. Uh.
It was like a rule in California where you could
go six months without even having to put plates on
your car. You could just have nothing there. And he
had to deal with like a Mercedes Benz dealership where
every six months he would just swap it out for
a new one, so he never got plates on his cars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
That's a really rich game move.

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Yeah, super rich guy move. I think they sense closed
it because it was just it was just jobs being
a dick, like of course he can afford it. He
doesn't care. He just likes pissing people off where he can,
or he could.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Don't want to have license, you can commit so many crimes.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Crimes, So that was my first one, just being an idiot.
So now I have to hope I don't get pulled
over everywhere I go. My main one is lemons. I'm
so fucking angry. It's driving me nut. So at work,
we have up on the you know where the food
comes out, and then I get it ready and it
goes to the table. We used to have. We would
cut lemons in half and then it just came. We
would wrap this little thing around it so and then

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put that with the fish so you squeeze it. You
never have to worry about seeds coming out because it's
like a little mess thing. All the juice comes right through. Well,
we have since been buying seedless lemons so that we
don't have to buy the wraps. It saves money. We
can make it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
But wow, science, dude, that's not a real thing. It
is and they're good, but maroon bonnets, that's not normal, don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
The problem with it is now instead of it, there's
just being a half in a rapper where I can
just because we keep them underneath every I don't know
if you know this, most things in restaurant are not
built for tall people. Why not a lot of tall
people work in historically in restaurants, A lot of time
you do get shorter people, but it's so it's just
slightly underneath and like the shelf underneath where it is.

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It used to just be. I could reach down, grab
a lemon because it's in an a wrap thing, throw
it on the plate, no problem. Now we've got like
a little bucket with those lemon slices on it like
you would put on a tee, and I've got these
little fucking tongs to grab them out, So I constantly
have to like reach down underneath inside the bucket. You're
trying to grab it, you're fucking tiny little tongs. You're
either not grabbing any canton, don't. They're like little metal

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ones that just they're like serving tongs. So when you
get an appetizer. We put that on there so you
can serve, but like for me, half the time, the
lemon will be cut all the way through to the
very tips. So you're trying to grab one, you grab two.
As you pulled out, one of them goes flying off.
I fucking lose like nine lemons of goddamn day. Because
of this, I've been.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
Complaining seeds, lemons, the expensive ones.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
It has been the bane of my existence for the
last month. Every day I get irate, like physically boiling
up with anger at lemons.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I would too.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
It's and it's the dumbest, smallest little fucking thing. Really.
What would fix it all is if we just got
a solid pair of like decent tongs that open a
little wider so it'd be easier. But then I'd still
be grabbing three fucking lemons when I need one, one
of them falls. That's a way.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
You know, what you need to do is you need
to bring your own set of tongs and then buy
a lock. And they're like, this is my tongues. You
guys didn't give us real tongues.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
He's your mine. I keep telling my bosses, like the
next lemon I drop, I'm throwing all these against the wall.
And we don't have lemons anymore. Lemons for my fish.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
No fuck you on line for your fish.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
We get that. Go to the bar, Back to back tables,
say I I dropped elemon and I got really angry,
and my boss was standing there, and then the next
one I reached for, I dropped another one, and he
just started laughing because you could see how fucking that
I was getting. I mean, like I'm getting hot just
thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
No, like I that seems like that's the worst. That
does suck.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
It's very frustrating. I hate it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
That does suck.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
It's a good.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
That's a good.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
Not cool you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Uh mine is that Pat has still not tried frozen
gogret I did, Robert, I know you did.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
I heard a pack of Gogerts through that bad boy
and the freezer.

Speaker 3 (01:15:36):
Waited a day. What what a little tree. It was
a hot day.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Came in from a run. He's like, you know what,
I haven't had lunch yet. Gogurt time. But I mean,
I'm kind of on the go. I don't have I
don't want to I don't want to get a bowl
and a spoon out fucking got a little It was
like it was like a little freezy pop but also
yogurt that's healthy for me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:56):
Well, in my defense, Robert, I kind of only wanted
if I can steal it from a child.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
Alex ordered them on the podcast last week.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Literally, I don't want to pay for them. I want
somebody else to buy them, and I want to steal them.
That seems more fun for me. Also, I'm probably gonna
have to stop by the grocery store on the way home,
so I'm like, it's something there, there you go. But
also if I buy them, is the child then going
to eat my gogurt? That's unacceptable. That is unacceptable. I
can steal his food, he can't take mine.

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
That's fair.

Speaker 5 (01:16:26):
Don't you have a fridge somewhere?

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Yes, a mini fridge? I mean no, get you one?

Speaker 5 (01:16:32):
No, you have one?

Speaker 4 (01:16:32):
Right I do?

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
Yeah, you have one.

Speaker 4 (01:16:34):
It's a wedding president sick wedding gift. The only place
I would put it is next to me on the couch.
And I'm not putting a fucking mini fridge on carpet.
And that's what you do for it. Mine's on carpet,
or was oncarpet. You have a little stand. You put
the stand down there. Now, I got my fucking two things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:48):
Well, a lot of times they come with it. I
mind it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Actually I didn't buy no, dude. It's summer, the kids
home all the time. There's definitely gonna be Gogert in
the house soon.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Hopefully hopefully throwing all those bad boys in the freezer.
Kids not looking for it in the freezer.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I'm gonna throw it in the freezer and the I'm gonna
take it and I fucking eat it while I'm making
eye contact.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
You should write your name on his go grits.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
That's actually a good idea. Uh No, these are mine.
They have my name on them. My sister was telling
me he's getting real chippy lately. Talking back, I was like,
I'll fucking eat all of his Goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
I know exactly what I could do get rid of this.
Smack him with with the frozen Gogret first.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
You know, I I tell people to hit children all
the time, and nobody seems recepted food anymore. We used
to be a proper country.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
You used to be a proper country. That's solid. It's
pretty solid. My I have two not cools. My first
one is the Yankees were getting blown out on Saturday,
so I drank a lot and then went out with
a friend to a bar until like two am.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
And I can't do that anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
I just I'm not I'm not built to close bars anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
Are you just not built to close bars after day
drinking already?

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
That also might be it, But like young Alex, that
was nothing. Took a five our energy. I was. I
was ready to go. Got an uber. There's a bar
with like they had a cigarette machine, didn't smoke cigarettes,
but I was like, you know, bar's cool, and I
still got a cigarette machine in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Like this bar Fox, the one I've been lot lately,
has it and I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Couldn't handle it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
I was dead.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
The next day I went, I went for a run
and just just poured alcohol out of my porch like
I could smell it. I was like, mmmm, that's beer
right there, that's beer right there. But so yeah, I'm
I'm not not made like I used to be. And
then my other one is tragic. Got a little armadillo problem.

Speaker 4 (01:18:40):
On our hands.

Speaker 2 (01:18:40):
We have a a deck that it's like an elevated
deck like a foot or so and they've burrowed under
there and they think they had babies, and now we
have like baby out baby armadillos and they're very no,
they're very cute, but like they make this sound at night.

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
That probably sounds great and pep those headphones.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
So we'll hear that at night and shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
You know how you stop hearing that at night? Shotgun?

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Well, if you look, a lot of them can carry
leprosy and even rabies, so kill them.

Speaker 4 (01:19:16):
But they're very cute.

Speaker 2 (01:19:17):
And then I looked up I got to get rid
of them online and it said that they usually have
them they have babies in fours, and then they usually
scourage your food and hang out and then they scurry
off after like two weeks. And so I'm like, if
what if we just have like a pack that we
shut the fuck up at night and then we like
you can sleep during the day. I don't, I won't
bother you guys, but now I kind of want go
on my little balcony, like yeah, yeah, like you like

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tell you focks, like there's there's other ways to get
rid of them, but I'm thinking I'm gonna wait two weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
Just throw Let's just say throw a bunch of poison
under there, but what if Wheezy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Gets in there, Wheezy gets it, Yeah, they're gonna have
to get an exterminator. Yeah, And then that's like because
I have a lamb lord, so then I had to
call the landlord. Is then you're gonna have to do that,
And then I don't know if they're gonna call him
on time. It's like, I'm gonna wait two weeks and
then I'm gonna address it. And that's really like at night,
we're like a weekend already, So.

Speaker 4 (01:20:09):
Oh, your landlord, so that in two weeks a guy
will show up and take care of it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:13):
We thought it was like a bird for a long,
I was like, what did it sound like a bird?
I was like, what did that squawking bird? And then
I like, uh, so I walked my dog before I
go to work in the morning. It was like almost
four o'clock in the morning, and Wheezy does not like
when cats or armadillos are out, and we saw him
in this little like it's that like tall, like it's

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it's like shrub, but it's grass. Basically, they put by
a bunch of trees and complexes and shit like that,
and we were walking over there and I saw an
armadillo and Weezy freaked out and it ran and like
tried to like hide, and I thought they was suposed below.

Speaker 4 (01:20:47):
Theyre pretty fast. Yeah, they they fucking skidato.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
He kind of booked it and they jumped. He jumped
up and then ran off, and I was like, dah,
that was cool. And then I was going to my
front door and he's fucking standing there and the budget
what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Get the fuck?

Speaker 2 (01:21:00):
And then he ran under my deck and I was like,
you motherfuckers are living here. That's what that is. And
I looked at armadillo sounds that I just played for
you guys, and I was like, that's what that fucking
noise is. So like that's it's been a little over
a week now, So hopefully.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Put some boards around it so they can't get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Then they die and it stinks at the place.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Well, you got to make sure they're out first.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Well, they don't like lights, so you can put a
bunch of stuff there. You could also put there's all
like a pepper you could put down there where it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:27):
Like get one of those like eighty thousand now those
like eighty thousand lumen flashlights. Yeah, and at night, just
like stick that into the hole and click it on,
because it's not going to disturb your neighbors. It's just
gonna completely light up underneath there.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
And I could also get a shovel and just patch
up the little hole every.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Time to death with a shovel.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
They have to dig out every time, and then they
might be annoyed and be like, I'm gonna just go
over here, like go to somewhere else's house, because there's
another deck like mine, like three houses down, and I'm like,
just go to them. I was like, I thought it
was bats at first in the walls. I thought, Then
I thought it was a bird.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
I'm gonna text your fucking wife. Can you please just
call the landlord?

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
Looked it up read it doesn't ever lie. There's a
guy who read it had all the answers, almost too
many answers, and I was like, if I just wait
two weeks, then we'll deal with it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:14):
You could put up a Reddit post that says, free
armadillos to a good home. Some weirdo will probably come
take armadillos.

Speaker 2 (01:22:20):
Have done nothing wrong to me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
That's what I'm saying somebody will come take them. They
seem chill.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
They're just like they're trying to I'm trying to start
a family right now too, you know, Like, how can
I tell them?

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Like, hey, look, I know that maybe that's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
What and they're encroaching on your family space. You should
kill them.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
But maybe that's what drew them into us. They were like,
look at this family. They already got a young one,
they're working in another young one. Hey, guess who.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
I guess what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
I'm working on a family of my own.

Speaker 4 (01:22:41):
And I'm just gonna come into three weeks and be like,
so I have leprosy got bit by an armadillo.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
No, I'll just talk to Jesus, go to church. She'll
hear me.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
That's how it works. And you read the Bible. Geesez
this just call your fucking life. See, I might have
an armadillo problem, but also they're very cute.

Speaker 4 (01:23:00):
I don't want to mess with it. You're just gonna
have them dillo problems.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
When he jumped, I was like, I can't sh like, dude,
just don't live here. Just live somewhere else and honestly
live there quietly. You just didn't squawk at night like,
I'm cool with you, buddy.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
Also, a little cartoon armadillo would be sick as the
mascot for double decker roofs.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
Yep, all right, at Texas put like a Texas logo
or double Texas, there's an armadillo on top of the
second roof. He'll be darre in the Dillo PTG double
decker roofs PTG double D's.

Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah, it's perfect. But yeah, armadillo is cute but loud.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
I'm gonna get Dan drunk and get a gun, and
I'm gonna come over and kill all your armadi.

Speaker 2 (01:23:48):
Look at all the stuff that they do positive for
the environment, Like they get rid of a bunch of
grubs and bugs and roaches and shit like that. Like
they they get rid of shit that you like don't want,
so like there's there's a good thing. I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
They could also bite your dog and she could get sick,
and they're very scared of my dog. She's very Yeah,
but if she attacks it and backs it into a corner.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
She won't I won't let her.

Speaker 4 (01:24:12):
She could get she could jar free from you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
But yeah, armadilla's those are might not cool, but they're
also very cute. Still, so nothing is Armadilla's any Armadilla's
listening to this. Please hit me up. I will tell
you where I live. You can come talk to your
friends and be like, Yo, stop being so loud at night.
He's gonna let you live here. Just stop being loud
at night.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
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Why do you? Just answer the question you on you
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Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
Go comment and try and spell out the armadillo sounds.

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
Try and spell the armadillo sounds. I like it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
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Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
I feel like YouTube is gonna take down all the
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Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Our first question this week is from Raymundo B. Navida's
at k Mundo B. He says, when are the PTG
tattoos happening? Great question, Raymundo, pat the Floyd George.

Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
On a last time I threw out a weekend, we
both ended up not being able to do it. Well
think about Okay, so you remember when Game of Thrones
first came out and they kept talking about the dragons
and everyone was excited for the dragons, and dragons kept
not showing up and they were like, dude, the dragons
are coming. The tattoos are coming.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Well there's a story.

Speaker 4 (01:27:35):
When they get here, they're gonna be spectacular. Uh. Tessa G.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Writes in a lot to the podcast. She's a very
active listener and viewer in Austin. And she sent me
a text yesterday and I was like, hey, weird question,
but can you draw or just write out past the
av or PTG gravy gang on a piece of paper

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and send it to me as like yeah, why what's up?
And she was she was like, well, I was gonna
get a tattoo. And I was like, that's fucking sick.
I'm gonna get a tatoo my hand right, Like that's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
But if two.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
People get it past the gravy tattoo before we have
gotten them, like that was the rule, is that we
were gonna get them, and then you lost the bets,
so then you had to take care of all of
that and then I would have already gotten one when
David got it, but you lost the bets and then
it was on you, so we both had to go
what's up? And I'm also like kind of down to
get like three other tattoos. I already got ideas. I'm
ready to just like this arm right, arm done, I'm

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getting tatts on it. You're gonna get sleeved up, not
sleeved I'm just gonna get a bunch of tattoos. I
want to get like a thing for my daughter. No,
not that it's not gonna be like a whole theme.
I just want to get a thing for my daughter.
I want to get a blank within a two thing,
and then i want to get the PTG logo, and
then I'm gonna have another daughter, so I'm gonna probably
have to put.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
So that's basically a half sleeve already, not a sleeve
though sleeve is like it's like a whole themed thing. Dude,
so many sleeves are not themed. It's just they keep
getting so many tatto usually just I don't I'm not
gonna go all the way up the arm.

Speaker 2 (01:29:03):
That's I don't have like a bicep, so like I
can't really I know I can see that on the video.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Can you make it look at my biceps or just
jacked you like photoshop? Yeah, but like really shitty so
that you're obviously just like pulling out the sides. Everything
around it is waving.

Speaker 2 (01:29:21):
They've got some fucking pythons. But Arnold's arm where my
arm is?

Speaker 4 (01:29:26):
I don't know, man, it'll happen. I don't know. We
will suck it my fault. This was two years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
Yeah, football season, but we've already had another football season
come and go. In that whole time, I know I
was not a father. I'm a father now. I'm about
to be a father of two in that time span.
Goddamn wars. Wars have started in the time the Ukraine
War wasn't even going on. Gotta just nine to eleven
was bare. It just it was fresh. Nine eleven basically

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just happened before that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
I swear to God, I'm not like actively trying to
put this off to not pay the bet, where I'm
just a lazy piece of ship that doesn't.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
But we do remember, like there was a time where I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
Only think about it when I'm right here. I forget again.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
There was a time where I got pat a jersey
bet the year before and I lost, and I was like,
oh yeah, you want to Jonathan van Nass, Okay, I
got you the jersey, and You're like, what the fuck.
And it was like after week one, and I was
getting a bunch of shit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Oh yeah, huh, huh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Dude, if you had gotten to that to me on time,
we would have gotten the fucking tattoos on no we
wouldn't have half of you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Okay, well so you maybe wait two years.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Yeah, that's a valid.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
David Ruiz, whose wife just forgot his lunch, is sitting
there like when they're these fuck faces getting the tattooed testa.
The second you get it, Pat is on the hook.
He's got it immediately, like that day. We'll go and
get it done.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
You get to leave work, go get it done.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
Babe, can't put the kid to bed as long as
I can almost always leave work.

Speaker 2 (01:31:04):
I'm just saying, great question, RAYMONDO. So Pat, what is
your answer?

Speaker 4 (01:31:09):
The tattoos are coming?

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Not a great answer. They happened.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
I didn't say it was gonna be a good one.
You just asked for an answer.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
He's, uh, just just dodging the question. But okay, you
guys know who we're working with here. As long as
everybody knows. As long as everybody.

Speaker 4 (01:31:23):
I'm consistently a piece of shit, where are you gonna
get yours? Probably here? I was thinking, I like, you
know one of those ones that where I wear the
Houchie Daddy swim trunks. It pokes out the bottom just
a little bit, and then people be like, what's that?
And it gives me excuse to pull it up and
then show them to the bottom of my ball sack.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Yeah, either that or on the butt cheek. But see,
I don't think I can do but cheek. Always thought
that would be a funny spot, But I have no ass.
I have hank hill ass. I got a but cheeked.
Plus I spend a lot of time on the toilet,
so like that could be a problem.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Doesn't do as much wear and tear as though it's
toilet seeds.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Still, either hear a calf maybe, I don't know. I
got good calves. They're just very pale. All right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
If we don't get it done in a month, he
has to get a face tattoo of it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
That's a fair caveat to add, right, Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
He'll just add things to a bit of money, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Yeah, then you have to do or you have to
grab two cops guns.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
I'm gonna grab his gun and his dick at the
same time.

Speaker 2 (01:32:26):
Both so it's a sexual assault and grabbing an officer's weapon.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
But here's the thing. If I grab his dick and
he's got at the same time, he's more likely to
reach for the dick than the gun, just out of reaction.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Right, but his partner, So then I can care and
he might you might be.

Speaker 4 (01:32:39):
But then when he reached for that pull waggle here here,
here's back. It was nothing serious. It was just the thing. Okay,
I gave you a gun right back.

Speaker 3 (01:32:46):
So uh oh fourth of July.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
By fourth of July, dude, fuck, you're gonna to get
a face tattoo if you don't need this done, am I?

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
He doesn't ever do any parts of his bets that
he does.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
I don't grab a cause, gone, I haven't done any
of these things I've done. Yeah, my waffles, and I
can't say you never the food one, You're the easiest one.

Speaker 5 (01:33:09):
Your paco instead of taco.

Speaker 4 (01:33:14):
Is that a thing we did sometimes?

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
I don't remember what taco stands for. You know what
taco stands for?

Speaker 4 (01:33:21):
Fucking Chaco.

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
Trump always chickens out. Oh that's what it stands for. Yeah,
that why they call him Taco. Yes, I've never even
heard of he called Rod. Rod watches the View after
I think, I think, like, I don't know why he
watches the View after the show's over, but they always
refer to him as Taco or whatever now Taco bell

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or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:33:44):
I think it's so always chickens out. Trump always chickens out.
I think it's so lame, but I think it's the
perfect thing to get under his skin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Oh yeah, Like it's like when when Bush would do
like he'd say Sadam Hussein and it was like, you know,
he's like, my name is Damn, which is probably how
he sounded.

Speaker 4 (01:34:02):
I'm sure that. Well, you tried to kill my dad,
so you're.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
Satim he looks. So now now I'm saying you're Poco.
Pat always chickens out.

Speaker 2 (01:34:11):
Pat always chickens out. All right, definitely, definitely, No one
commented Paco and definitely don't refer to Pat.

Speaker 4 (01:34:18):
Yeah, I don't call me Paco. That's not a sick fact.
Actually like it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
But then explain why you're calling him that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:23):
So whenever it's a cool name, they actually it's because
Pad always chickens out.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Hey, you could be.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Be a Matta leader make America tattoo again, I could
or in the first place, I don't know. Yeah, that's U's.
The answer to your question is that Pat doesn't have
an answer. But now we've given him one month to
face tattoo Paco.

Speaker 4 (01:34:49):
Got one month from our country's birthday. Yeah, Amica, and
haven't wait to have sushi.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
Possibly on your face?

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:34:58):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:34:59):
Next one is this is from Jake Parrish. Jake Parrish
writes in and says, how do couples decide which side
of the bed is theirs? Is it instinct or do
you literally just pick a side? What if you both
want the same side? Is me overthinking the reason that
I'm single?

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
I think it's whoever goes to sleep first, and then
that first day when you guys are there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:25):
The bed, you like the least qualified guy out here.
I'm just saying that's what it could be, Robert as
somebody that sleeps with your partner every night and shares
it better your partner. How did you guys decide? Because
my logic was I'm the guy I sleep next to
the door or closes to the door because it shit
goes down like I got this, babe, and then I

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scaredly go.

Speaker 3 (01:35:48):
Out there and who is it?

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That's that was my logic Because we moved, so we've
switched sides of the bed before a lot of couples
I know, like don't switch sides ever, but like we
lived one place and the door is on one side of
the bed, and I was on the left side. And
then the last the next two places we lived, I
was on the right side because the door is closer
to that, And now I'm back on the left side,

(01:36:12):
which is closest to the door. How did you guys
pick or did it just like this is where I am,
this is where you are.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:36:18):
I always give Sam, whether it's a home or hotel
or whatever, the side that's closest to the bathroom door. Okay, Yeah,
so she can just get to the bathroom quicker. She'll
she'll get up in the middle of nineties the restroom
more frequent than I do. And just just so it's quicker.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:36:39):
Yeah, at our place, if you're looking at the bed,
she's on the left.

Speaker 2 (01:36:44):
Have you switched sides before? I guess this is the
only place I've lived together.

Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
Yeah, but like switch sides I have.

Speaker 3 (01:36:50):
I've switched sides twice. What honestly, not that big a deal.

Speaker 2 (01:36:55):
Like once you've established the side, like when you move somewhere,
you're like, my shit's on this side.

Speaker 4 (01:36:59):
That's what that's what I do.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
It'd be crazy if if she was like, I want
to sleep on this side.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
But like, whendn't we move? And think that's a fair game.

Speaker 2 (01:37:07):
Go to a hotel, I just take whatever side is
closest to the door, which I guess is the bathroom door.
But I've always just been like, I don't know, shit
goes down, I'd rather die first.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
I've always slept on the right side. I've never thought
about it, and it's almost always leans right. I rolled
the right, and I'm fat. Also at this point, I've
had this match for so many years. I think if
I tried to sleep on the what's it stays right?
Like if you're looking at it, I'm on the left. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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but if I tried to sleep on the other side,
it's probably like three inches higher because I'm on just
because I've been my mattress for many years.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
But yeah, that's uh, you know, I mean, I think
you worrying about this question, Jake. I think you were
all right, Jake, all right, Jake took training day, get it.
I've watched train day and.

Speaker 4 (01:37:59):
Know you like to get wet. Jake.

Speaker 2 (01:38:04):
Yeah, I think you're a little you overthinking it could
be one of the reasons you're still singing. This isn't
something you gotta really worry about when you're trying to
get into a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
And I don't really know couples that fight over it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
I think the real answer is just the woman gets
whatever side she wants. That's pretty much side.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
My wife was like, I want that. Yeah, you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
But I'm playing foot with Robert over here by accident.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Yeah, I've always just gone to the side of the
with the door because I thought that's what, like I
was supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (01:38:30):
No, that is true, So I get shot first.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
Yea. Here it's it's like walking with her on the street.
You gotta be on street side.

Speaker 2 (01:38:37):
I die a hero's death, big of me. A lot
of people might not say I would. I would say that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:43):
Next level, get a Kevlar comforter, so if somebody doesn't,
you can block all those bullets like that really quick. Yeah. Also,
it's basically a weighted blanket.

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
That it's a cheap, way more expensive way to blanket. Yeah,
much more expensive. Robert does the bathroom door, So I
guess there's all kinds of different ways as the couples
do it. I am sure that sometimes it is just
like I want that side. But yeah, that's how at
least we choose sides of the bed. Good question, Jake,
Good job getting wet, Jake, Um, my.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Dad sleeps on the far side from the door. He
doesn't give a shity.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
My dad does not too.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
And thinking about it, like in my head, every house
I can remember, I'm pretty sure my dad's always been
farther away from the door. He's like, no, you can
fucking shoot her all you want.

Speaker 5 (01:39:30):
You should text you more kids. You should text your mom,
Alex like, do you think dad sleeps on the other
side of the bed because he doesn't want to protect you.

Speaker 2 (01:39:37):
I gotta text my mom that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
I am totally gonna text my mom. Matt do that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
Then, yeah, he's a dick, all right, Next question, Great question, Jake.
Thanks for writing in and hopefully we hear from you
again soon.

Speaker 4 (01:39:53):
Buddy.

Speaker 2 (01:39:53):
Appreciate you joining the gravy gang. Abbi Givens right, she's
at Abby given seventeen on X and she says, pistachio shells.

Speaker 4 (01:40:01):
Would I don't know what else they would be?

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
There are there are?

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
Would they have to be? It's pre pubescent wood.

Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
It's just like, yeah, it's wood. It's kind of a walnut.
Wood is made of walnut, right, I think? So wood
is made of oak, and there's little things to fall
off oak trees, right, So yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
I mean you can play the easiest way to think
about it, if you've ever felt a sunflower seed or
pistachio show or anything like that, Like, what's the closest
to what that would be?

Speaker 3 (01:40:31):
Would would? Yeah, possession shells are would.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Possessional shells are hard, dude. You could definitely build shit
out of that. That's definitely would you know, you could
build It's kind of fibrous, but that'll work if.

Speaker 2 (01:40:42):
We made like a bunch of really big pistache trays
out of and then and then tell so many on
Etsy Double Decker Roof Company.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
Top roof. It's just gotta have shade.

Speaker 2 (01:40:54):
That doesn't have to be the one that's protecting the
house necessarily, just gotta have a little shade.

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
Well, you also have to be able to stand on it.
So shells not a good idea for that.

Speaker 2 (01:41:00):
Put a bunch together, No, that's the top roofs. Put
a bunch of shells, thousands of shells, millions, but you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Still have to stand on it. We are you putting
a roof on top of the second layer of the roof.
That's a triple roof.

Speaker 2 (01:41:14):
Oh d, that's the premium package.

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
Yeah, you gotta. You gotta have double roof for a
couple of years before you can even But then we
make like, did you want the pistachio roof, which is
the third tier you can get. That's gonna cost you.
That's the gold package you want to get once you
get up to the third tier. Also you get a
spiral slide that goes down to the first Yeah. After
you get that, after you get the gold tier, that's
a freebie.

Speaker 2 (01:41:34):
We throw that which is also made your choice, which
is also made out of pistachio shells somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:41:39):
Well not, I'm not in R and D.

Speaker 2 (01:41:41):
I'm just I'm the ideas guy. All Right, we're gonna
let R and D decide that we'll send it to
Gravy Tech. They'll work on't it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:41:48):
Pistachio shells are would like because you can buy some
of a walnut, and walnuts are.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Basically just bigger pistachios kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
It's one hundred. It's wood.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Great question, Abby, great question, Alex.

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Oh, he's at Alex mc thunder one on X and
he writes in and says, power rank these McDonald's items.
This is a really good one, all right. He gives
us five different McDonald's orders. He gives us the McRib, mcflurry, McNuggets, mcgriddles,
and filey oh Fish Robert number five, filale fish correct

(01:42:26):
number four, McRib Okay number three, mcgriddles, number two, mcflury,
number one, McNuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
I'll go next, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Five is fil al fish fastood fish doesn't belong in
this country.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
We don't need that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
We don't need that. Mcflurry is four ice creams awesome,
but like it's broken half the time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:51):
I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
And I just I've I've had like five or six
in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:42:56):
Maybe I've never ordered a mcflurry and not been able
to get a mcflury.

Speaker 2 (01:43:00):
Well, I've never encountered the broken. I usually don't get
them very often. Three is mccrib. Yeah, maybe it's not
the greatest thing maybe ever made. But like the fact
that it's seasonal, I just want it. When like the
McRib is back, I'm like, okay, I'll eat a McRib.
Sometimes they bring them up to the station to promote it,
and I'm like, oh, oh fuck with the McRib. I'm
not gonna go crazy for it. Oh fuck with just

(01:43:22):
because it's seasonal.

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
And then two is mcgriddles could have very well been
number one.

Speaker 2 (01:43:27):
McNuggets are just so dominant, Like when you go and
just crush the McNuggets, nothing's wrong with that. Mcgriddles though,
are one of the greatest inventions of humankind, where like
they're like, what if we had a pancake, but the
syrup is already in the pancakes, so then you didn't
have to get the top of the pancake on MESSI
we just put it inside. And then if we had
sausage in there too, and then the egg, and we
just put it all on all together like sweet savory,

(01:43:50):
and I get it all, get it all. It's fantastic.
It's just like the McNuggets are, like it's like McDonald's fries,
you know, McNuggets, Fry's Big Max, those would have probably
been up, but mcgriddle's just hats off to McDonald's for
the mcgriddle. So I go McNuggets, mcgriddle's, McRib, mcflury and
file of fish all right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:10):
Number five is the McRib. It is the single most
overrated piece of food in the history of America. It's
I don't even think it's.

Speaker 2 (01:44:17):
Gets rated absolutely perfectly for where it is no half
and the other half likes it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
The people that hate it are wrong too. It's not bad.
It's a yoga. It's just you just ea a yoga.
It's bland and it's nothing, and people freak out. I
get it like because it comes back like once every
what year and a half two years, but once a year.
I get it like once. Every every couple of times
it comes back, I'll try it again. It's like every
third time that comes back, I'll try it again. And

(01:44:45):
every time I'm like, yeah, this is still the most
unimpressive fast food thing of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
But you get excited and it gets it gets the
juices blowing.

Speaker 4 (01:44:52):
Because it's not that good. And I'll tell you what's
even better than it tastes better and it is better.
Number four is the file of fish. I understand everyone
hesitancy towards it. I haven't had one in years, but
I remember years ago I finally got when I was like,
I have to at least try this, and I was like,
that's fucking good. That is a good sandwich. It tastes good.
What the little tartar saw or whatever they put on it.

(01:45:12):
That ship is delicious. I fully understand, though not wanting
to get fish from fast food. Yeah, Long John Silver's
is delicious, though I discust on that disgusting. Uh So
that's number four. Three is yeah the mcflury mcflury's. This
is where shit gets good. But it's just ice cream,
but it's really good. You get like Eminem's in there.
It's hard to hit on ice cream. I mean butterfinger,

(01:45:33):
that's the you get the butterfinger mcflury, and it's and
or gas.

Speaker 2 (01:45:37):
The cool thing is the straw that they give you,
which I don't know why they give you that.

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
They're the spoon. It's like a spoon straw, but it's
not a straw, but you always think it is. Yeah,
because it's got the opening in it. What am I
gonna do with this? It's never understo where it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:49):
Makes no sense, but you feel cool holding it like
that's because it's got something.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
It's got some big so you can really claw down
into that ice cream. But then mcflury is absolutely delicious. Yeah.
Toot mcgriddle is quite possibly the most perfect fast food
sandwich of all time. Yeah, it's everything about it works.
It's consistently great every single fucking time. But you nothing
beats the Nuggies.

Speaker 5 (01:46:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Back when we were in college and a twenty pack
of Nuggies with five dollars, that was the perfect I'm
driving home for the weekend. I need something to fill
me for the next two and a half three hours
of this drive. Nuggies.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
Yeah, you give anybody. They were like, Yo, dude, I
got some mc nuggets.

Speaker 4 (01:46:26):
You want some?

Speaker 3 (01:46:27):
Absolutely every time I'm gonna take that.

Speaker 5 (01:46:29):
Did you guys ever have the spicy mc nuggets? Those
are also They also come back every night.

Speaker 2 (01:46:33):
If not, I really good stuff. I really like those.

Speaker 4 (01:46:36):
Next time I see them, I'll have to give them
a try.

Speaker 2 (01:46:38):
This is a good power ranking though, great great thinking
and Alex o'cerry and the power ranking the power ranking
thing this year, Right, you're crushing it, buddy, good job,
keep up the good work. Josh Tree Cattle at Joshua
Tree seven one three says what is the female version
of tea bagging?

Speaker 5 (01:46:56):
Coffee grinding?

Speaker 4 (01:46:59):
Beamed? I don't hate that. I like coffee grinding. I
also had twat tickling on there. I like bean dipping,
the roast beef rubbed down. But being you're literally being dipping.
I mean, I don't think anything's gonna bean dimping. That's
pretty goddamn perfect. Something about the alliteration has me though, But.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
That sounds like something somebody would say.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Yeah, like, no, I'm not in a video game. It's
a chick voice. She's like, you're getting bean dipped, bitch,
God damn it, that's good. Be The correct answer would
be face sitting.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
But that's another thing. Robert looked that up.

Speaker 4 (01:47:43):
No, you gotta give it a fun name, though, So
it's gotta like bean dip. It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
Bean dipping would be.

Speaker 4 (01:47:53):
What is yours again, Robert?

Speaker 2 (01:47:55):
Coffee grinding, coffee grinding, but I like I like bean
I like coffee grind too.

Speaker 4 (01:48:00):
That's funny. Yeah. But also when you're doing the tea bag,
you're not really grinding it. You're just kind of dropping
it on them.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
Yeah, that's what you're dipping that bean bean dip perfect
being dipping.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
All right, great, quest if you know what I want
for dinner tonight, Let's get some bean dip.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
I go for some bean dip, babe, Come on over here,
get your sex yes, over here, all right. Last question
of the week is from Mikey Paul ad It's just
Mikey p on X, and he says, why aren't there
dinosaur ghosts?

Speaker 4 (01:48:33):
Well, there are, Yeah, it's just when it's that big,
you don't see it as an apparition in your hallway.
It's floating through the entire fucking building.

Speaker 2 (01:48:39):
Close. Okay, Dinosaur ghosts only appear to dinosaurs, like we
only see human ghosts, you know, like we always see
ghosts of other humans.

Speaker 3 (01:48:49):
Dogs probably to see ghosts of other dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:48:52):
Armadilla's probably see armadillo ghosts, you know, Like dinosaurs aren't here,
so they probably there's nobody that's seeing a dinosaur ghost
maybe sharks, maybe gaters.

Speaker 4 (01:49:04):
Maybe like CO two emissions are the ghosts because they
they turned into oil. We burn the oil, they come
out as exhausts. Exhausts are dinosaurs ghosts.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
They're sort of dinosaur ghosts. I just think that we
don't see dinosaur ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
Ghost Dinosaur seems like it's like a sci Fi channel movie.

Speaker 2 (01:49:25):
Yeah, that would be like a weird Jurassic Park span
that they did on it, like the dinosaurs that died
an Island, New bloars volcanic explosion. They're back with a vengeance.

Speaker 4 (01:49:39):
And they're spooky.

Speaker 2 (01:49:41):
It's a spooky raptor. No, they're working in packs, but
they can't get you. They just can go through you.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
You just get jump scared a lot, like, oh, raptor
and like just jumps to your body. It's just chopping
next year. Like all right, now this is getting annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:49:56):
Right, look, clever girl, they're a little too transparent. Now,
all right, you can't do any of this, so.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
You really answer is because there's no ghosts.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
That but also like dinosaurs see dinosaur ghosts, so like
we aren't able to see them.

Speaker 4 (01:50:12):
So like really it's just birds and the delligators and
crocodiles see dinosaur ghosts. That's actually why.

Speaker 2 (01:50:19):
That's actually why birds always fly and are up like
perched up on trees and shit, they're terrified of dinosaur ghosts.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
Like if I go up here, the dinosaur ghosts can't
get me. Also, maybe that's why alligators and crocodiles are
so angry all the time. It is because they're scared
because they can see in the giant ghosts.

Speaker 2 (01:50:32):
Ghosts at night. Yeah, all gets hanging out in a
bunch of like spooky swamps all.

Speaker 4 (01:50:39):
The You think great white sharks are hopping out of
the ocean because they're hunting. No, they're they got spooked
by a dinosaur ghost in the ocean and they fucking
jumped out of the water.

Speaker 2 (01:50:48):
They're trying they think a surfers, like an alisaurus ghost
or something like. No, not again, they try and go
snap at it and they missed. But they like, oh shit,
you're you know, I'm so sorry. I'm a shruk. I
can't I can't say words, so I don't know how
to explain this to you. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:51:02):
I'm victimized or not. I'm villainized.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
Excuse me. That's why answer your question. That's what I
like to think. But that's why there's there's not dynostaurs.
There are dinosaur goes. Great questions, everybody at past great
pot use the hashtag ptg answers much.

Speaker 4 (01:51:21):
You got one more?

Speaker 5 (01:51:21):
One more question?

Speaker 4 (01:51:22):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:51:23):
Should we start over considering the awkward start at the beginning?
Is it too late to start over? Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:51:29):
Leave it in there. That's what we do here. That's
what we do here.

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
Dude, I don't know that feels a little half assed.
I think we should do it all over again.

Speaker 2 (01:51:36):
You may just do the all h.

Speaker 4 (01:51:40):
I'll think of something to add.

Speaker 2 (01:51:41):
Bok, let's just burn all burn all this stuff we start.
But no, I think if you know this podcast, you
know that we're we're real, We're a real podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:51:52):
Sometimes we sunk up. I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:51:55):
I mean when you have a guest podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Yeah, sorry, this doesn't always happen, pat. Sometimes we have
a little miss happening studio. But I think that you know,
people are gonna beat what the fuck's going on? And
then what do we talk about feet and working out
and spit roast?

Speaker 4 (01:52:09):
H Yeah, leave that in there, leave that all in there.
Let's wrap it up.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
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on all socials. Give us a follow, like all of
our stuff, share all of our stuff, even on TikTok
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to bring you to the podcast? And who fuck you dude?
We get a couple of those a week.

Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (01:52:33):
Whatever, don't want, don't watch us, don't watch us, but
I'm at a Day Midleton. Pat's that not Pat Dan,
Robert is at Robert Barbosa at zero three. Let's wrap
it up by doing a random celebrity generator or random
celebrity person.

Speaker 3 (01:52:49):
I'm gonna go with my my usual. I'm gonna go
Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 4 (01:52:55):
Uh, you know what, he's got his show coming out tonight,
the New Golf Show. So I'm gona go with Owen Wilson.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Owen Wilson, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Jenny Ortega,
Jenna Ortega, Matthew McConaughey, Owen Wilson, or a feminist.

Speaker 4 (01:53:13):
Denzel Washington.

Speaker 2 (01:53:15):
We were talking about Denzel Washington, Johnny Cash, Mad's Michelson,
Renee Lacoste, Bert Lancaster, Jim Thorpe, Catherine Hepburn.

Speaker 4 (01:53:26):
Is that a fucking baseball picture of Jim Thorpe? Yeah,
he'd he played all the sports, but he's more known
for football. They choose a baseball all.

Speaker 2 (01:53:35):
Right, Jenna Otaga, Owen Wilson, Owen Wilson, and Mattie McConaughey,
Patrick Swayze, Roger Federer, Dakota Fanning, Kim Bassinger, Elvis Presley,
Bobby or Jennifer Aniston. All right, last one, Deion Sanders,
Ben Kingsey, Alice Marble, Cy Young, Ava Gardner, John Wayne,

(01:53:56):
Javier Bardem and the band.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
Damn didn't get it, almost had it, didn't get it.
Sugarg Gone, Denzel, sugarg on, Denzel. But all right, love
you guys, please share us to the friend. That's the
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