Pass The Gravy #621: Extracising

The guys talk about baseball, competitive eating, and Hilary Duff. They also power rank TV dads.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Twenty one, six hundred and twenty one.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
I am your good buddy Alex with my friend Robert
Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes, and today we've been a very
special guest for you joining the podcast. You may have
heard him from other podcasts such as Past the Gravy
Bro and even Past the Gravy before.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
It's Pat Dion, Pat, welcome back to the PODO.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Doing a homewer thing.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Then got a got a round applause. We had an
in studio audience today. Hey, hey, everybody, I hope you're
you're enjoying the show.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
That's what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
If you want to be in the Gravy Gang, you
might may be able to can watch a live recording.
What if we actually just had like one chair and
we only had one person a week, but like they
can't talk to us.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
They just had to sit there and watch us.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
We could have our own cup chair.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Oh, the PTG cut chair.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
You do have it.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
We do have it. The metal chair. It doesn't look
coo and the winner of CUK of the Week this week.
People were like excited about it. You can come and say.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Anything, shut, I will duct tape your mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Put on the other side of the door so they
can't really hear it. We have like a glass like
a glass door, except that closes and you can it's
like fogged out, so you can't see people standing, but
you can see like feet and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
They just had to sit and so they can watch
it in through the bottom of it.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Someone takes it too seriously and they actually start jerking
off in the cup chair.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Like no, no, no, too far, too far, too far.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
But yeah, we don't have secure need to get him
kicked out anyways, So I don't know, maybe maybe we
don't do that.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
We'll make Robert do.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Look, they're not all going to be great ideas, but
that's the pre cup segment already.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
What are you talking about that the PTG cup chair
is a phenomenal idea.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's an idea. I guess you just don't want to
include more people in.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
The It's an idea for sure. It's like a chef's
table at a restaurant.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Chef's table, there'll be like one where.

Speaker 7 (02:25):
Like set it up on the edge of the kitchen
so you can like watch the chef. Yeah, that's our
cup chair. Is a chef's kitchen for us or chef's table.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
I always seems too close close to.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
Oh it is. I don't know how people do it.
It seems uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I always think that was just people that were like, hey,
like your mom's in town, and you wanted to be
able to eat like you like you know, like it
was somebody that somebody knew. But like I've never had
the like urge to be like, dude, I wish we could,
you know what, this would be a way better dinner
if we were eating in the kitchen.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I would hate that.

Speaker 7 (02:57):
Like I mean, at my restaurant, it's an open kitchen anyway,
so you can just see in. But if I worked
in a place that wasn't and they had that table,
I would hate it because I like, are we supposed
to clean up our language. And yeah, like you can't
talk in the kitchen how you normally talk. Otherwise, what's
the kid? The table's gonna be back there trying to eat,
and they're just gonna hear all the employees tailoring each

(03:18):
other hind behind.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
I'm gonna fuck you, yes, chef.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
And that's just man to man, just every guy in
the back saying they're gonna fuck each other.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
You're fucking terrible. You're never gonna make it in this business.
Why would you fucking do that? Do it again? Do
it again, send it back to it again. I'm just
doing Joel McHale from The Bear.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah, ours isn't so much like that.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Ours is more like I'll tell you man, they said
it's overcooked, remake it or I'm gonna fuck you.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
That's kind of how we talk.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Which, by the way, like I said, open kitchen, if
you come to the restaurant, you will hear us saying
these things to each other. We are very inappropriate and
we forget that we're in front of guests when we
do it.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh, that's just how that's just how we talk in
this business.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Oh sorry, that what I said. That's super loud.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
And yeah, the Bear stresses me out. But what really
frustrates me about it is when like they have like
some salad and he's like freaking out about not being
able to do the weird artsy like this green gelato
goo that we made that goes on top of it.
It's it's a finnel salad's ruined. I'm like, I don't
think they had an expectation for any of that. It's like, well,

(04:18):
it went too far on one side and not too
far on the other side. I was like that, I
don't think it means anything. I think it's his art.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Yeah, that's for the chef.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Right, But then like when they're scolding the chef because
it doesn't look good enough, I'm like, I don't think
you know.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
It's because the chef is the one that the person
at the table you wouldn't notice the difference. The chef
knows the difference. And like true chefs are all crazy assholes.
They're anal retentive, like super detail oriented. I could never
work in a place like that, Like how ill half
the time if I get the salad up there like
a caesar salad and dressings on the side and one

(04:51):
of the dressings is kind of like tipped over sideways.
I don't even fix that half the time, Like the
salad is going on there anyway.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yeah, if I'm busy, soulds going out, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Well, welcome to the pre come segment, everybody.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I was walking my dog yesterday and I felt like
I wanted to share this with you guys. But I
was walking my dog at this little park. I've told
you guys all that's where the pickleball goes down or
I've seen some drama not in a while. But there
was this guy and he was smoking. He was walking
at kind of a brisk pace because I let my
dog go over to the side so he could pass us.
But he took a phone call on his eyepit or

(05:33):
AirPods at some point, and he was like, yeah, I'm
fucking exercising and he's smoking his cigar the whole time.
But he said fucking extracizing like exercise, and.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
I was like working off the cigar, and I was like,
I want.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
To call it extracising, and I told him and I
was like, now I'm just like I'm fucking exercising, babe, babe,
fucking extracizing.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
So I want to just start referring to any.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
So it's just anything when you're you're doing a physical activity,
but also just doing anything else with it.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Just when you're like moving, you're moving it all you're exercising.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
It was hot in my room, so I sweated a
lot while I was jerking it.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
That was exercising, but it was It reminded me of
like if you've seen like a biker smoking a cigarette.
I was like, he's getting cardio, but he's also canceling
it out. I think because he's smoking a cigar, Like
you don't hail cigars.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
See a fat guy walking laughs at the little high
school eating a sandwich at the same time. Oh, I'm
just saying, yeah, oh, that'd be sick. And if you
had like a tracksuit or or every girl in high
school that doesn't want to be there in gym so
they just walk circles eating hot cheetos at the same time.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I do like that was a funny phase of life
where you're just like, these coaches can't do shit to me.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
Run a mile like all right, well I'm just gonna
walk it.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
I never had these coaches can't do shit to me,
because they could. They could make me run.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Well, I played sports, but like when you, yeah, you
knew other people that like were like, oh, they can't
make us do anything, like we're just gonna have to
walk it again tomorrow, and it's like, well you have to,
that's what you have to do every day then.

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I mean the only time I had that was the
last two weeks of school when baseball was over, and
at that point, your teachers don't expect you to even
be paying attention to You're good. I slept almost every
day in one of my classes those last couple of
weeks of school.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I remember football, like after the football season was over,
they would just like we'd have that two weeks before
Christmas break and they would just be like, yeah, you
can play NFL blitz on the superintendent.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
Somebody M sixty four, you can play up on the
fucking monitor whatever.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
We don't care.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
That was fun, but yeah, I don't know. I just
want to start using the phrase I'm exercising I love it,
which obviously he meant exercising, but it's just funny the
way he said it, And like I wanted to be
in a more Italian accent or more like New York,
Butody's like, yeah, I'm fucking exercising.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Hell, I exercise every day, carrying three plates, wall power
walking to a table, exercising.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
He also probably just went out for a smoke break
and was like, Nope, I'm working out. That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I hooped aggressively, wall scrolling on my phone.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Exercise.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
I got sweaty. I'm exercising, almost always gets sweaty. It's yeah,
I'm outside, I'm exercising. It makes your heart rate go up, right,
heat does cardia?

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I mean, you could be dude anytime, like when when
you and your cousins go for a walk before things
getting you're walking and smoking, exercising.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
It's multitasking while exercising.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, exercising. I'm an exercise expert.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I'm techning.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Yeah, you're an extra size experts expert.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Extra spirts.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
Oh my god, you're combining too. You can three. Don't
be silly, dude.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
You don't reach that conclusion. Nless you try it. Okay,
dare to try.

Speaker 5 (08:45):
It's an unserious thing, but you gotta take it seriously.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
You think we got the Mars rover on Mars the
first time, Now we overshot.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Do you think that guy is sitting there, just with
a no eat joystick, probably eating a snack at the
same time.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Probably.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
I bet you there's cheetoh dust on the fucking Mars
row joystick right now.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I bet so.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I think we lost the Mars rover now, but like
when it first got there, But like we missed Mars
a couple of times.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Did they miss?

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I would imagine, like, it's just it's a planet.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
How do you miss If you've never shot at the
planet before, you know, you probably like, yeah, yeah, we're
worried about those space winds.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Solar winds aren't real, dude, Solar winds aren't real.

Speaker 5 (09:28):
There's no sails in space.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
What about lunar winds?

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I thought that was tides.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
They control the tides on Earth. We don't know what
they control our tides. Just lunar winds. I think they are.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
They kind of are. I'll go with that. I'll go
with that for sure. Okay.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
The other thing I had was, do you guys think
that monsters are evil or do you think they're they're
really just hungry? Because I feel like they're always portrayed evil,
but really like they're just hungy monsters, not always monsters.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Inc Yeah, Sully was a good guy.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I mean, I think I think if you really break
it down, a lot of monsters are more of the
monsters inc monsters where they're not really mean, they're just.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Clucking in Like now some of them, you're gonna have
what was his name, Wendel.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
The guy was a dick, right, yeah he was. Yeah,
like you have evil monsters. Obviously there's gonna be evil monsters,
like there's evil people. But like I think, like trimmers,
those things just wanted to eat.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Yeah, I mean they're just biology.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
They didn't know a quiet place.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Like, yeah, they're very scary killing machines, but like you
just happened to be the prey vampires. What are they
supposed to just let themselves die? No, they're hungry, Yeah,
like they gotta eat something.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
I did see though.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
They're making like ethical blood, which is just like they
can create their own blood.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
You mean true blood some of the whole series.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Well no, it's like like the some science place found
it out and I was like, this is great for them,
but what the hell's ethical blood? Like it's like not
human blood. They just made it, but it like you
can like you could give a transfusion with it. To
somebody that needed a blood transfusion.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
It's probably way less expensive just to.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Build your own blood.

Speaker 7 (11:07):
No, to just find somebody that has the blood than
using the technology.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
To create something.

Speaker 7 (11:12):
Which, by the way, if they were like, you're gonna die,
we can't find the donor, but we have this fake blood.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
We can give you, Like that's just gonna give me.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Super cancer or superpowers, probably not.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Superpower was then the government wouldn't be allowing regular citizens
to have it.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
They would keep it from this experimenting with you.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Am I getting paid?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Oh do you need a transfusion though, because then it's
like here.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Take this, I'll be I'm just gonna die. That's when
they just introduce you into your blood. I'm not just
gonna be a guinea paid for stuff. I'm not gonna
let the government do shit to me without getting paid.
So sometimes you don't know MK ultra, I don't tell
you that stuff.

Speaker 7 (11:57):
Or like maybe they're X files, the government just making
an abduction so they can test on you. I could
see that much stuff in your butt, probably that the
government wants to get my butt so bad. I'm not
gonna let them. I can't have my butt trump.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
I do think that monsters are just like portrayed badly
where it's like, look.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Dog, they're hungry.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
They're just animals, quiet place like they there's not a
lot of people left man, and they're all hiding, so
they just gotta use what they can to find something
to eat. So sue them. You know, the caveman. They
would starve to death if they didn't have wooly mammoths.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
But they're like, we gotta find like, look, we don't
want to kill you, we have to.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
I mean, think about it.

Speaker 7 (12:36):
If if you had never heard of a cheetah and
you went to Africa and you saw a cheetah run
down and elk and kill it, you'd be.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Like that monster.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, it was mons.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
It was like, looks that thing it climbs trees as fangs,
it's that fast. That's a monster. Oh dude, it's just hungry.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Like Jaws portrayed as a monster was kind of a
monster at the end of it. But like I really
feel like at the beginning, Draws is just hungry. Yeah,
and then he got a little a little greedy a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
He's like, look, they don't even fight back. I can
do whatever I want.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Here A lot of sharks, Like, I don't know what
people are, and then they see a person they think
it's a seal and they're like, all right, let's go
to shout time. Oh fuck, my bad, dog, sorry your
arms are gone.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
But like he was just trying to get on Shark Week, dude, Yeah,
he's just trying to be famous. Look.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I saw this breaching video. I saw everybody was on it.
I was trying to jump up really high and catch
a steal. Didn't know as you dog, my bad. It
was Jaws, just a shark Fluenzer. He was just trying
to go viral.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
He's the original shark Fluenzer for sure.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
For sure he was.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
But I think monsters maybe be back off on monsters
and like calling people monsters kind of demeaning to regular monsters.
Just like, dude, they're just trying to live their life. Yeah,
you happen to be lunch, but like you, they're just
trying to eat.

Speaker 7 (13:47):
The only time you should call somebody monsters if they're
walking in the cracker bail, like, oh, that dude's a monster.
He's about to do some work in there, very hungry.
Just Joey Chestnut monster. Yeah, he's a machine. More so
than a monster.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
It's a monster machine. He's a monster truck. He is
a monster truck. I just feel like monsters, though they're
getting a bad rap, maybe we chill out on the
meanness to it.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Like a werewolf, I'd feed that guy making my buddy dude.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Also like he can't control when the full moon's out.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
I'm sorry. He's probably a good boy. He's just hungry.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
It's his affliction, you know. He's just like my bad dog.
I just turned into a wholf sometimes and then I
might try and kill you. But other than that, I
don't want to. This and this the other version of me.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Perfect example, Sean of the Dead, fat guy turns into
a zombie.

Speaker 5 (14:38):
What'd you do? No, he just kept him, keeps him
fed and plays video games with him. He's just hungry.
He's not bad.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
All zombies are really just trying to eat. Like all
these these monsters.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Like no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
Dog, they gotta eat. You gotta eat too.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
I mean, I am legend those things were just trying
to have a baby. It was just trying to take
care of his baby.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Yeah, So like maybe let's reevaluate how we look at monsters.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, people have.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
An open heart. Let's try and take that word back.
But you know you're a fucking monster, dude, which is
just like you're a great guy, hey, dude, Like this guy's.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
A fucking monster.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
I do love the green monster.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Green monster just trying to eat.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Eat ball, eat line drives eat ball.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
All right, all right, monsters misunderstood? What do you guys?

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Got a preakime segue?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
So, I don't know if you saw the Major League
Baseball made the right decision for the All Star Game.
They're going back to teams just wearing their jersey where
you don't have these stupid All Star jerseys that got
plainer and planer as the years went on.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
They really.

Speaker 7 (15:46):
But still they're going back and they're just wearing their jerseys.
I have an alternate idea. I love the jerseys is
how it should be. Where are your throwback jerseys?

Speaker 3 (15:56):
If you're the home team, I.

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Mean even away, you have you have thrown back ways?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Do they?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (16:01):
The Ashos seventies ones they had like rainbow stripes on it,
but it was a great jersey on like the sleeve
it was a little bit there, but like.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
How always just had the whites, but the rainbow is
just like always there. So they're like, it's fine, you
get it.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
No, if you can look back on it, you can
see they have old school I mean Ashos also had
like the alternate blacks when they were the the charcoal.
But either way, I think it would just be because
like I want to see Mason Miller wearing the old
school really green athletic jersey in the All Star Game
like that Asho's wearing, except.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
I don't know are we is it? Is it American
League or National League? This year? Ship?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
So we wouldn't even get our cool next year? Yeah
I'm not next year go to the throwbacks. I'm not
seeing any gray I thought that was the whole thing.
Is that, like it didn't matter because I see the
blue ones that had the like the rainbows on the
top of the shoulders.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
They don't see a gray one because it was.

Speaker 7 (17:00):
If I had the video game in from me. I
use them all the time in the video game because
they're great. Ways, not a lot of pictures of them though,
not a lot of pictures, but you know what, either way,
all right, dude, I just want old school jerseys more.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
I love them.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Yeah, I mean, but now the City connect one's kind
of ruined it. We were bitch, I was bitching to
you about Boston's jerseys, whereas like they have the stupid
yellow and blue ones it look like UCLA. And then
they also have.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
They better never do that. They better never do City
connect jerseys for the All Star Game, and that's horrible.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
But they went like back to back games of just
like now we have green jersey's, now we have yellow jerseys,
Like those are not either of your colleors.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (17:36):
But you can't go back to back games with alternate.

Speaker 7 (17:37):
You can use the same alternate back to back games,
I think for like you can use the same aulternate
for a series. You can't do different alternates back to back.
That's that was a little minor league bush league by
the Red Sox. But you know what, that's how they
run their organization now.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
And then Philadelphia also has really bad, no fucking direction jerseys.
Detroit dice too, Phillies. Isn't there like some baby blue
in it or something? I'm trying to remember it.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Like baby blue and black. It's weird.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Black jersey's usually hit. They don't hit. Let me look
this up.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I just think the City Connects need to kind of
go away for a lot of teams. We should be like, hey,
if they worked, let them work.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Oh yeah, no, those suck.

Speaker 7 (18:20):
Why what like the Phillies, you already have the perfect alternate,
the Baby Blue Night.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
Yeah you got those, like just rock those You're just
they're just trying to sell more jerseys, and it pisses
me off that people actually buy them, like the Giants
ones that they have, Like the Giants.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
Like the hat.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
I like the hat on the Giants one. It's just
like the Weirds. I don't like that. That's such an
iconic logo anyways, Like just keep the logo you already have.
And then they also have the g that like Barry Bonds,
remember those that the batting practice ones like, just go
with that.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Well, I mean the Giants and especially the Red Sox
they need the alternate city they so they can make
more money, so that they can continue to pay the
players that they have on payroll and not trade them
away for fucking nothing.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Well maybe the Giants, well see now they got to
pay the contract.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
We'll get there.

Speaker 4 (19:09):
I'm so angry, that's true. But yeah, City Baseball's Baseball's
uh going back to the the regular grays and whites.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
I don't have a problem with.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
I love it though. It's it's the best. Now. The
only thing that can make it even.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Better hats have the little stars on him. I like that.
That was always cool.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
Dude put the old school nineties patches on him for
the ale in American League too.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Those need to come back.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Those patches were fucking awesome, said the like the like
the AL symbol and the NL symbol.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Those were the best. I don't know why Major away
with them.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
I don't like the road team wearing the grade jerseys
at the All Star Game, Like I don't.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
I'm also wearing their.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Home Yeah, I also wearing the homes.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
It's not doesn't really matter if you have.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Like, it's not like you're not going to be able
to tell in the field.

Speaker 7 (19:57):
I threw it to the guy that was leading off
of second base instead of the shortstop because I got confused.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
I don't know, man, he's wearing a fucking helmet.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I think it would be cool and probably.

Speaker 5 (20:04):
Tell who you're trying to throw it.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
To one so fast it comes off he's got a
mitt none.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Then just don't Then don't throw it.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
To the guy who's sprinting across the field off as
also fair.

Speaker 7 (20:17):
I get it why they do it, but I'm with
you on that. Everyone you get to their cool home ones. Yea,
the homes always look better.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
You can wear like the ashes if they're like since
their way, they can still rock the like orange yeah,
or the Navies.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Yeah, that'd be cool. But like, why don't like?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I get like the aesthetics of it, and I kind
of like about baseball that everybody just has a gray.

Speaker 7 (20:38):
That's cool as long as they all get like and
they will the home hats. That's the important part too,
because when everyone wears the same hat, I hated it.
I'm just happy we're going back to the regular jerseys,
the All Star jerseys.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
They were fun. Wear them in the home run derby.
Let the game be pure.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
Let the game be pure.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
That's all about purity here on this podcast. Pat doesn't
want black players in the league anymore. It's really what
he's talking about. Apparently the Red Sox don't want him
on their team.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Kind of problematic move if you ask me. Except she's
not really black but not white. And I'm pretty sure
our rookie is half black.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Okay, we'll still problematic.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
You can only we can only have half of a
black guy on the Red Sox at the time. Not
a great look unless you're a Roldist Chapman. Then we
you know, you can just shoot at women and we'll
keep you on the team.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Like if Boston was going to make a real City Connect,
it would just be a jersey it was filled.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
With racial slurs. All that would be. That would be
that's what does it would be.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
There would be like one corner of it would have
tea in a harbor, and then the rest would just
be everything that you imagine is being said to the
players during the game. Yeah, just all of them. In fact,
maybe that's what their City Connect Jersey should be. It
just says racism.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't know if they'd sell.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
The most northern racist city in the country.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
May not sell a bunch of jerseys.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
But if not for the accent, you would think you
were in Savannah, Georgia.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
All right, would you would you bring in today?

Speaker 6 (22:13):
Robert I fried fries at home. You got the oil,
You got the oil, but I didn't a pan. I
didn't do it like in a deep fryer.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
So yeah, you just need some oil. Yeah, a little thin. Yeah,
you could go like less than at a time.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
I mean you were making what two servings of fries. Yes, yeah,
you don't need a big pot for that.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
Well, the Sammy fries she does, but she wasn't getting anything.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
I'd be vegetable oil.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
These were for me. So this was my first time
ever frying them myself. I think, sure, uh yeah, I
have a picture of them in the pan. I don't
have a picture like of how they turned out.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
My problem with making your own fries is always like
I was bad at chopping them up.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Okay, are those chips?

Speaker 6 (23:03):
Because the potatoes I got they were like this big.
They weren't okay.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
I was like, this doesn't look like fries.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
They weren't like regular rested size potatoes.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
You made home style wedges, you didn't.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Make fries, okay, right, okay, Well they call him chips
in England, so he did.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't know, maybe with celebrating England.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
But I used too much oil. That was a problem.
There was so much leftover oil.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Yeah. Oil is a very hard thing to judge how
much you need.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, because yeah, the worst is when you don't have enough.
And well God damn it. And like now I gotta
wait for it to heat back up if I add more.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
I can only try four of these at a time
because I don't do enough oil. Oh that's porn. Sounds good.
It's a good sound.

Speaker 7 (23:43):
Somebody just got a boner on ASMR right there? How
were they though? How did they turn out?

Speaker 6 (23:49):
They were fine? Ultimately they were fine with just salt,
but ultimately not worth it. I'm not gonna do it again.
I think next time, if I make fries, I'm just
gonna bake them in the oven.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's it's like a lot of work,
but like I'm just still like a frozen fries guy.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
You toss them on the sheep, pans them in the
oven for thirty minutes, like.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
The RB's ones or the Checkers ones.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Yeah, crinkle cut fries.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Colored rallies around these parts, rallies, flash rallies, is it?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
Yeah, we don't call it rallies.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
I'll say I've never seen the rallies.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
I've seen Checkers rallies around here the same.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
That's what I was gonna say. I was like, is
that the local one, because I've never fucking seen.

Speaker 6 (24:32):
That, No local one here it is Checkers.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
We got to get to the bottom of why fucking
companies do that.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I don't know. Yeah, Hardy's and Cars Junior.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah yeah, just make your mind up, guys, just be
Carls Jr.

Speaker 5 (24:45):
It's a better name.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Carl Hardy's. Like you could just combine it.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
No, I don't want to learn a new thing.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
That's fine, Yeah, just pick one statement.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Carls j Great name for a restaurant, Hardy's. Okay, yeah,
I agree. I agree though. Yeah, you can re use
that oil, but.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
You're not gonna.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah, you're not gonna.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
You can leave it on your stove bag like I'm
gonna use this later and then I never use it again.

Speaker 7 (25:14):
Or like you leave it on your stove for three days,
like oh you know, I'll just fry something again tomorrow,
and then you get home you're like, I don't feel
like fry and ship.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
I was on a Pope Boy kick for a while
and I would just oh yeah, I remember, yeah, I
would just buy like the little baby shrimps, and then
you get home that was lunch, just like, let's throw
in eight ten little shrimps, bry those bad boys up.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
And then I ran out of lettuce and that I
was just done. Yeah, that's the end of it. You
run out of one ingredient and you're like, all right,
we're done with that thing.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
I rant I'm just pouring this down the drain and
I'm done.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (25:40):
And then and then at the end of it, you
have all this oil that you're like, I know, I'm
not supposed to pour this down the drain, but I
also don't want a dead patch in my yard, so
this is going down the drain.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
I didn't throw it down the drain. I put it
in a bag and a bag and you throw it
away that had holes in it. So I put it
in the bag, and then I said it on the
counter because I was still like, Washington, just turn around.
There's a whole bunch of oil on the counter. So
then I put that bag in another bag and then
taped it up and threw that away. But it was

(26:10):
just too munch of asshole.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
It is. Cooking is fun, but it is involved.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yeah, it's a lot of work, and.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
You feel so accomplished when you do it, but then
it comes time for cleanup and you're like, especially, that's
the other part of me. It's just the extra step
of cleanup when you're like, oh, I can't just push
everything into a trash can.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
This sucks. I don't ever want to do this again.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
And like when you spend time like doing that and
you spend like twenty minutes making something and you eat
it in five minutes, I feel like that was delicious,
but not worth that at all.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
I have to do this.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I've been really on my cast iron shit. I've been
buying hamsteaks on the weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Throw those bad boys in there. It's enough for me
and the wife. It's pretty dope. But like.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
The cast iron skill, you, I guess what I'm gonna do.
Just put a little water on that bitch, dry it off.
Done rocks. And then Emma got me the like stove
top cast iron thing that goes over too burners kind
of like a griddle, so I can do like eggs
and bacon on those two and then just like leave
it out that day, then go back to it the
next day and back now I gotta just rinse it off.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:18):
I think in a couple of years, I think I'll
finally hit my cast iron stage. But I'm still in
the I'm afraid of maintaining it, so I refuse to
buy it.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Now, I'm probably like not maintaining it one hundred percent
of the way you should. But like, I'm just gonna
put water on it. I got a little rubber scraper
thing to scrape anything that won't come off of it
on and then tale it down.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
It's done.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Well.

Speaker 7 (27:38):
I just I have the horrible habit of cooking. When
you cook, you put everything on the plate. The pan's hot,
so you don't want to clean it yet.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
So you can just go upstairs and two days later
you like, fucking never watched that pan.

Speaker 7 (27:48):
Yeah, he goes, sit down on the couch, You eat,
and then you just stay on the couch for four
more hours and forget the pan is there, and you're
like a well, then you start it in the dish run.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Now my kitchen smells like old eggs.

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Still wash it, my dish washer still not fixed, by
the way, still not fixed.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Still on me to fix it. So I'm going it's
on you to fix it.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Uh yeah, that's what the land bitch said. So I
have looked at the parts. I'm going to fix it myself.
That'll be a fun part that I get to do
this weekend. Watch some YouTube videos it's not an engine,
and I will put these little brackets on there, will
fix it, and then when I move out, I will
take those brackets with me and I'll put the broken

(28:28):
ones back on it, and I will say, this is
because you did not pay for the fixing, so I
am going to give you what I got. And then
like I was like, I'm gonna do that. I've done
that with light bulbs before. I do that with light bulbs, Like, look, dude,
I paid for these light bulbs. You guys didn't give
you light bulbs, so here you get burnt out lights. Sorry,
you can fix them, but especially because I have the
Phillips Hugh light bulbs, so like you not give you these.

Speaker 5 (28:50):
Yeah, I'm not gonna give you all that stuff.

Speaker 7 (28:52):
I just don't replace light bulbs until all of them
go out, and then I will put one back in.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Yeah, like the bathroom thing where they have like the
five light thing about you get down to one and
you're like, it's pretty dark in here, and then you
buy all the rest of them and you wow.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
But also sometimes the bathroom's dark because you're like, all right,
this will help when I have to wake up in
the middle of night and pee and I need to
turn the light on, but it's less light so I
can stay sleepier.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, it's all great stuff, all great stuff. Let's move
on to the Comeback Kids segment. Oh no, we were
talking about people don't respect Hillary Duff enough in fact,
and we're tired of it. Yeah, Like, I love Hillary Duff.

(29:38):
I've loved you more as I've gotten older. You know,
I was a big Lizzie Maguire guy.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Was my dream girl.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
I loved Lizzie. Lizzie was great, she had it all
figured out. Her and Gordo, I just don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened. Gordo could just never steal
the deal. But Hillary Duff fantastic. And just like when
you're like, hey, who are who are some of the
greatest chicks in the world right now, it's like, yeah,
Sidney Sweeney's amazing.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
I love Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
We're big Sidney Sweeney guys.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
But like, Hillary Duff never gets brought up in these conversations.
Judifer Lawrence, it's jessical, but it's all of them. But
like Sidney Sweeney great, so is Hillary Duff. And she walked.
I would argue so Sidney Sweeney could fly. So I
think that we should start a Hillary Duff support group.
It's like a book club, but it's not at all that.

(30:27):
It's just i'd like, you know, why don't we create
a group on on X and just like hey, what's
your favorite Hillary Duff moment? And like sometimes you share
it with something. Really it's just like, hey, all these
these guys and gals support Hillary Duff.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
We just got to come up with the name of it.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
We are the Deft Divers. That's it. That's our, that's our.
We're the dof Divers.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
All right, done?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Hashtag divers.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I want to be the deaf man. Deaf man. No,
you're married ahead of the divers. Are you a man?

Speaker 5 (31:01):
You can be a tough man.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
If you're in the dof Divers and you're a guy,
you'd be a tough woman also. And Rod want was
to be duffed punk, which is him just wearing a
space helmet. Yeah, and also supporting Lizzie Maguire.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
Remember like, what was it like eight years ago when
that picture came out of her. She's just out in
the street and it's a side profile and everyone in
the world goes.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
When the fuck. Did Hillary Duff get that ass?

Speaker 4 (31:28):
She's been doing some squats. Plus she's mom, so mom,
you know she fucks as a parent, I can I
can associate, you know, I get it.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I know the struggles. Hillary. We're on your side, all right.
So hey, a lot of you.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
I bet hadn't thought of Hillary Duff in a minute
during the Deaf Divers. All right, we're tof Divers for life.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
We're here for you Hillary.

Speaker 7 (31:52):
If you ever need us, you need a shoulder to
cry on or a face to sit on, I'm here
for you.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Stop drop, shut him down, open up shop. Oh whoa,
that's a deaf divers.

Speaker 7 (32:03):
Well she's our queen. You guys can have Taylor Swift.
I'll take Hillary Duff any day.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
We still love Taylor Swift. Were this is a pro
woman podcast.

Speaker 5 (32:12):
People forget Hillary was a singer too.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Hillary was a singer. Oh yeah, is that her?

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Is it her? Ashley Simpson?

Speaker 4 (32:24):
I can't remember she was like it was, yeah, I
feel like her and Ashley Simpson in the same trajectory.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
Hillary just never danced around on stage while s n L.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
That's true, Hey, but what happens to the best.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
She didn't have a sister to make her famous, you know,
shout out.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
To the deaf divers, though, do you think she has
a sister?

Speaker 6 (32:43):
I thought you guys were making when you said deaf
man a Simpsons reference is okay, but but then if
you did the voice or pretending you're drinking beer or anything.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Loves Hilary's but it's not about beer. It's just about
Hillary Duff. But yeah, I you've made no character.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
So I was like, is this well?

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Stuff?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Punk was also not.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
But you don't need like everyone, you don't gotta do
the voice, but you gotta do the voice stuff.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
Man, that's all you really need. That's it.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
You don't anything else Google if you don't what we're
talking about.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
All right, moving on, let's go on to the comeback
kids that we tell you what's back of the news
this week according to us. Back in the news according
to us, First is the past, the gravy merch story
we already showed you guys or told you guys last week.
The PTG flags are finally available, and shout out.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
To Talia Voss.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
We gotta picture her if you go look at our
Gravy Gravy Day post will Talia repping the PTG flag.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
She is our gravy Ganger of the week.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
We got going right now, let me find the picture.
You could just put it up on the screen anyway. Whatever,
it's less word for Robert. We shout out to Talia
for supporting the gravy Gang. Todd Voss got a flag.
I know that Abby. I think also ordered a flag,
and I think some other people order them as well.
But go ahead head it over to past gaby merch

(34:15):
dot com. Order your past the gravy flag.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
It rocks.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Take it wherever you go. Take pictures of you with
the flag. Take pictures you with whatever we've got to.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
The store anyways.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
We have the cool snapback hats, the PTG rope like
golfer hats. We got the PTG wolfpack shirts, it's April
full summer shirts, the regular PTG logo shirts, the PTG
dad hats it's summer.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
We got the PTG icy ones.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
We got the PTG tied ice shirts or tight ie hats,
and just the sticker sheets. You get those, you put
them on your car, you put them on your laptops,
you put them wherever you can.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Then you order some more. It's a great way to
support the podcast.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We don't ever ask you guys to give us money
or put you behind a paywall or anything like that.
We don't charge cover for any of the stuff we do.
If you want to support the pod, all you gotta
do is head over to pass the Gravy Merch dot com.
That's a great way to get some cool stuff. And
then also be like, hey, look the boys are podcasting
today because I am paying for the web hosting fees.
Because you know, it's not free to just have like

(35:14):
an account that we upload the podcast to. You have
to pay monthly for that. So this helps cover that cost,
helps cover the cost of having Robert drive all the
way in. Robert's got a lot of fancy equipment. He's
got millions of dollars of equipment that we're still way
underwater on right now, and we're trying to get our
head above that water. So anything you get here, you
get something cool, and then you help your favorite podcast.

(35:35):
And then all you gotta do is take a picture
of you wearing that cool stuff and we will post
it on the past the Gravy socials and on our
Instagram when we do the Gravy Day post. So pass
the Gavy merch dot Com go let us know what
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sponsor of the Comeback Kids segment. It's the Comeback Kid,

(35:58):
come Back Week, come Back Kid of the Week, bitch.
Our first comeback Kid this week is Joey Jaws. Joey
motherfucking Chestnut. America saved so back, America has never been

(36:18):
more back. Like, I don't know, Trump should really just
like not to get political, but just like I ran,
you want this with this on your ass and it's
just Joey chest not holding up a belt. They like,
I don't know what that means. I'd like, I have
no idea what that means. Is the Ayatola whatever it is.
That's like the Iran president. I don't know, Like, was

(36:39):
that guy just gonna be like who is this guy?
And then like watching me hot dogs? And he's like, fuck,
all right, what do you guys want?

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Just air drop a bunch of pamphlets about Joey Chestnut
and how many hot dogs he can eat.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah, not bombs, just Joey Chestnut stuff, And honestly, the
whole world would unite. I think if we could just
watch Joey Chestnut eating hot dogs. When he came back
and it was announced, I think Monday, I went to
YouTube and just watched like Joey Chestnut highlights, and it
wasn't just hot dog highlights. It was him house and
ice cream sandwiches. It was him eating one hundred pounds
of raising canes, it was him eating shrimp. It was

(37:11):
him doing like Joey Chestnut on the stuff you don't
normally see him in, which is just hot dogs. Like
fantastic to watch. Fantastic little like like sometimes when you
just get bored taking a poop or whatever, you throw
on like a like sports highlights, you're like, hey, show
me Pavel Datsu highlights and I'll just watch that highlight
reel and it makes you feel better, you know, Like
the Yankees have been pissing me off, so like I'll

(37:32):
just sometimes go look up the Derek Jeter play against
the A's in the in the playoffs that one time
that was sick, and it makes me feel a little
bit better. It's like when I watched the ELI highlights
when I'm feeling down about the Giants, just like, hey,
sometimes you just need a little pick me up, and
sometimes in life you're just feeling down like Joey Chestnut highlights.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Fuck, I'm back, I'm back. I'm ready to go.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I'm ready to punch through a wall. I'm ready to
run through a brick while I'm ready to do this
for my country. Because Joey is maybe the greatest American
of all time, definitely greatest.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Athlete of all time, without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
Most championships, of all the athletes, it's Joey Chestnut, It's Secretariat.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
And that's one too.

Speaker 7 (38:09):
I mean, he also just has the biggest gap between
him and the second best of all time of any
of the sports.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Because I mean, and then he got to wipe the
floor with Kobeyashi when they had the little showdown last year.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
It was all right, what do you guys want?

Speaker 5 (38:21):
I mean, you used to be able to say, well,
Wayne Gretzky's.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Because he's washed.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
And while with Gretzky is the.

Speaker 7 (38:28):
Greatest of all time and that will never be touched
all of his records. Maybe now that OVI has the
goals record, like okay, well, like the gap has narrowed
a little bit.

Speaker 5 (38:37):
There's no narrowing the gap on Joey Chessnick.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Yeah, and the guy that won last year, Matt Stoney
I think was who was but he was fantastic, fantastic.
It was either him or the Boston guy. But Joey was,
like he averaged like thirty more hot dogs than the
winner of last year's competition does. Like there's usually that
period at like the three minute four minute mark of

(39:00):
the hot dog eating contest where it's just like and
Joey is at like dogs per minute, and it's like
he's at like nineteen dogs per minute, and you're like,
nobody can compete with that, and people can in the beginning,
and then they just fade and Joey just takes over
seventy five dogs, eighty dogs.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
It's so crazy to think of when you're like, dude,
I couldn't put down nineteen dogs at all.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
And this guy's doing that nine challenge that people do
and it's nine beers, nine hot dogs, nine innings, Like
that wipes out most men, most people in general, but
Joey Chestnut would just be like, yeah, I could do
it nine nine, nine and one inning.

Speaker 7 (39:39):
I would love to see them do a Nathan's Hot
Dog eating contest, but also with beer. So like, however
many hot dogs you eat, you have to also drink
that amount of beers and see how many of these guys.
Now that's big four beer idea and fourteen dogs in
ten minutes.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
No, I don't want to do that because I would
feel sick after. But I think we should do so,
like the next past the gravy event, we should have
it outdoors and then we just have the It'll.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Have to be outdoors because there will be lots of vomiting.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
The beer and dog eating contests, and you have to
match whatever it is we put like ten minutes on
the clock, boom. But you have to have however many
beers and you have the same amount that then you're
one is that you finished one of each.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
And by the way, from what I've heard about how
Joe he can drink, he'd be the best at that too.

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Well, because you're full, so like you can't get drunk,
so you can just keep drinking.

Speaker 7 (40:31):
You have to have great burp control on that because
you're gonna need to be burping but not throwing up.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
Well, it's a very fine line to dance.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
If you're a competitive eater and the greatest competitive eater
of all time, your stomach's all stretched out. Do you
remember that True Life I'm a Competitive eater on MTV
and it was showing Kobeyashi doing it, and now he
would just eat heavy things. He would just eat a
bunch of noodles cause he's like, it stretches out my stomach,
and then I just let him sit in my stomach
so that my stomach can expand a lot more than
most people. I was like, that's probably what Joey's stomach

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is like. But he's way better because he's not a
bitch like Kobe Washy.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
You know who.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Nice who I'd love to see do the beer and
dog challenge. Tom Brady, not only for the fact that
he's just such an ultimate competitor.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
You knew great. You've seen him chug a beer before, right, Dude,
is like the greatest beer chrugger of all Tom Brady is. Yeah,
if you've never seen a.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Video, like I figured he was a touch beer see,
and that's the thing.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Break it out every so often. But Tom will put
down a beer in under like a second and a half.
He's one of those guys that can just open the
back of his throat and just literally pour the beer
right down and it's gone.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
He said it was a trick.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
He used to break out at Michigan with the offensive
lineman just to be like, yeah, I'm awesome. That's pretty
sick Tom Brady. So I think Tom and also he's
just he's Tom Brady. He's got that psycho competitive streak
to him. Like I'm not saying he could keep up
with Chestnut. I'm saying, if you've got a bunch of
like a bunch of offensive lineman together.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
Do the challenge and Tom Brady. I think Tom Brady's winning.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
I just want to think of like the At a
certain point, Joey was like, you know what I'm really
good at is eating things fast.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
And then he was like, what if I just like
major league eating. That's the real thing.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Okay, I'm gonna go in on this and like to
just go in on something like that, but be the
best at it rocks.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
I think the American spirit.

Speaker 7 (42:19):
So I think we need to reach out to Roger
Cadell because now that now that the Pro Bowl is
all just like fun games and stuff, they're not like
really doing the game anymore. This should be the offensive
lineman stuff.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
No, you would just have momser and this is teaching
kids that dude.

Speaker 5 (42:35):
Moms Okay, the way to get whoa Yeah, I'll say it.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
We respect moms. I respect you, Jilly Hillary mom, and
we gotta respect her.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
And I love Hillary.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
But if she had a problem with offensive lineman chugging
beers and eating.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Dogs at the Pro Bowl, look I came from, I.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Don't have to agree with it. I don't have to
agree with every mom and everything. That's a lame ass mom.
That's the kind of mom who has a son and
names some jackson j a X.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Hey.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Hey, hey, some of us might have guys named Jackson
that are our quarterbacks?

Speaker 5 (43:06):
All right, yeah, and it's okay, or or his.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Last name is dart so Paisley is the daughter, and
it's like p A Y S L E I G eight.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
Like, that's that kind of mom. Let the let guys
can't have fun anymore, can't drink beers because you're like, oh,
that's gonna make kids want to drink beer. You know what.
I grew up loving candy cigarettes and thinking they were
the coolest thing in the world.

Speaker 7 (43:27):
I don't smoke cigarettes. How about kids can just like
things that adults do.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
With that. I used to love.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
Watching beer commercials growing up. Fucking love those never made
me want to drink a beer as a child.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
They didn't. I had no interest in beer.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
You know why, because my day taste his beer sometimes,
And you know what beer tastes like buttthole when you're
a child.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah, I used don't get it. I'm not drinking it
because it tastes I'm drinking it because it makes me
feel good.

Speaker 5 (43:53):
It's it's and you're not drinking that much as a kid.
Your dad lets you have a sip, You're like, this
is gross.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Pepper guy, you don't just have like a casual beer.
Sometimes It's like I'll have a Friday beer where it's
just like all right, cool, Like it's Friday, I'm just
gonna crack a beer just because it's the weekend. But
like I'm never like on a Tuesday and like all right,
I got my steak, I just need a beer with it,
just so I could feel something.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
I actually had a moment of thinking about something like
this the other day, just how differently I view alcohol
than most of the world. When my buddy posted pictures
of his yard and everything and it was looking.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Af your therapy thing last week got some comments.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
It's like the alcoholic just being like just drink beers
with you boys, And I noticed he didn't say he
was talking.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
He just said to just get drunk.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
You and then you internally deal with it like, oh, the.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
TikTokers were very upset that you were just basically saying
be an alcohol.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
You guys obviously do know bits. Yeah, yeah, that was
a bit, tell you a bit.

Speaker 5 (44:53):
It was a bit.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
But anyway, he posted and he goes, one of the
best things about doing yard work is that nice cold
beer you have to drink afterwards.

Speaker 5 (45:00):
And I go, well, what about the three to six
that you're drinking.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
While doing the O you swet those out?

Speaker 5 (45:05):
And they were all just like god, damn it. Pat,
I'm like, what, there's not normal they'd be drinking during
yard work.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
Now you swet that out. That doesn't encount as we
used to be a.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
Fucking proper country man. We did. We did. Now everyone
wants to shame you over enjoying a beer.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You know.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
I think that we are heading back to be in
a great country again because Joey chest Nuts back and
the for the Jay hot Dog eating contest, and really
like nature is healing all.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Right, World War three, chill out a little bit.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
I might have to.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Okay, Joey chestnuts.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
Back, I might have to just grab some beers and
see how many beers I can drink in the ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Do that? Yeh.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Live streaming problem is after like you do that, you start,
you drink two really quick, and then you start getting
like kind of full.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
And then you just stop paying attention.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
They just just think, what would Joey do?

Speaker 5 (45:49):
He'd push through.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
He pushed through, and you gotta push through too, and
then he pushed abismo after and.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
I remember not to get sushi on July fourth.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Don't do that.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Yeah, I can't do that. Don't do that, which will
be hard because it will be my day off.

Speaker 7 (45:59):
Like all you just want, we won't we won't be
open and I'll be like, oh, I need to go
get something to eat.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Let me go to Crow hot dogs, buddy. Yeah, that's
all I have to do.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Hot dogs, all right?

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Other comeback here we got this week is hating Caitlin Clark.
By the way, nineteenth Amendment's still undefeated. Three pete like
we're gonna murder the rest of the league. I don't
like the dude that I'm playing this week. He's got
three injured players. Didn't change the lineup yet. I'm I
have changed the lineup every week, but like that's because

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I'm locked in. Like I didn't change the lineup at
all really except for what I remember a fantasy team.
And now that I feel like I got to keep
people updated with my fantasy team that no one cares about,
I'm like somebody. On Friday we had the Rod Ryan
had Ditch Day and rod Ryan Show had that and
JJ was like, how's your team doing? And I was like, bro,
Angel rees fucking murdering right now, Leah Boston and like,

(46:54):
I'm just like having convos about my team. Was like,
see people get it, and they're like, we do all
talk about like WNBA you're talking about, Yeah, we called
the W what we call it? You're in the note
it's called the W. So yeah, undefeated nineteenth amendments. But
Caitlyn Clark not on my team. She's getting bullied like

(47:15):
people are Poker of the eye, people a shover. People
were throwing elbows and it is absolutely disgusting what they
are doing to our girl.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
It's horrible. I'm just happy that did you see.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Commercial she was in for State Farm? No bleat that
word out for.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Blakee barm all right, I want I was just honestly,
I was really happy that it was not Angel Reese
this time. It was a It was a white girl,
so we can be you know, it's not a race thing.
It's just bitches be caddy.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
This is.

Speaker 7 (47:48):
This is this is great podcasting. Is what do you
I'm watching an ad of Caitlin Clark taking socks out
of a dryer. I'm watching it with no sound.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Right, no, But State Farm was like, hey, Caitlyn, we're
gonna get you to shoot a commercial, and she's like,
what do you want me to do?

Speaker 7 (48:03):
They're like laundry basket after laundry basket with the state pharmacist.

Speaker 5 (48:08):
They went with a w NBA player doing laundry.

Speaker 7 (48:13):
Hey, maybe for the next ad, give her a fucking
vacuum cleaner. Maybe give her some dishes.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Were maybe we say, Caitlin's cooking it up and you're
cook in the kitchen. No, no, no, no, women like
kind of a miss State Farm don't do that. It's
as hey, I'm a hashtag girl, dad, it's offensive to me.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
All right.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
I wonder if she agreed to that just to be like,
you know what this is gonna piss off the rest
of the women.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
Probably probably will. Probably was that Caitlyn I think is
a lot smarter than us. People think that she for
sure us. Yeah, I mean I'm not that smart anyway. Yeah,
we're not smart. But like she's probably like this is
gonna go viral as fuck that we'll be talking about
did you put a girl doing laundry? It's like, yeah,
they've paid me a million dollars to do it, probably too,
and the women all the w N B A and

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that's why they're like, what the fuck, bitch? And you know,
and she's like, good, I'll just keep threat making threes.
You guys think about when you can cheap shot me
during the game and my team will win by seventeen.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
I love Kaylyn Clark. She's awesome and glad she's back.
She returned this weekend. They took down my libs. They
gave up my Libs the first loss of the season,
but luckily they did not damage the nineteenth Amendments like
a lot of people thought it would.

Speaker 7 (49:23):
I think you should try and pick up Sophie Cunningham
on your team, just out of respect for being the
Caitlin enforcer now she has stepped into the role. I
believe it was Sophie Cunningham on the Fever. On the Fever,
she was the one that later on in the game,
one of the girls that had like checked Caitlyn at
some point was going for a layup and she just
fucking tackled her ass and then she like grabbed the

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back of this other chick's head and was just talking
shit as the giant like rumble.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
I don't know, you can't really call it a fight.
Got chippy, Yeah, it got real chippy, We'll say. I
heard there was hair pulling. I didn't see any hair pulling,
you know.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I heard they call chippy and the w n b
A they call it chickp. It's getting chick p. Oh No,
it was bad.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
They're not going to work all the time. Yeah, you know,
you try to working things out. Okay, that's what this
podcast is. Working stuff.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
But U but yeah, see it's not it's not a
race thing. It's just women hate other women. That's the
that's what the and that you know what, it's actually
making it more interesting, Like it's fun to watch. It's
fun to watch Caitlyn from time to time. Overall, I'm
not turn on the other ones, but I love that
every week there's another just catty woman fight that breaks

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down the w n B A And.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You're like talking about it though, talk about the w
all right, So can'tl clark hate is back?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
You think they ever fight because one of them did
the laundry first, and so of the other one. They
got to the machine quicker.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
And they got jealous. They're mad, Hey, I wanted to
do the dishes. Hey, I was going to vacuum the
locker room, and then you did it in vacuum. She
knew I wanted to vacuum it, but she did it anyway.
It's like Gilbertina Spenstead bringing guns that like bring their own,
like dirt devil.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
She had an illegal dirt devil in she lost the
poker game and threw it at her head.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Actually make my own cleaning supply that I used to
hit the windows.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
With pimonient bleach. You guys ever tried that?

Speaker 7 (51:18):
Fucking murders w NBA game canceled for mustard class locker room.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
All right?

Speaker 3 (51:25):
The next come back here we got is the South.
The South has.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
The South has officially or reason everybody, and by that
I mean that hockey is a southern sport. No, denying
that hockey is a Sun sport. Robert, I need you
to uh, this is a little geography test. Okay, need
you tell me if these cities are located in the south.
Is Miami, Florida in the south?

Speaker 6 (51:50):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (51:51):
Is Miami, Florida in the south? Yes?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Is Las Vegas, Nevada in the south?

Speaker 4 (51:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Was it the part of the United States?

Speaker 5 (52:02):
It's south of Canada.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
It's I would say, is the Canadians southern south, southern part.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Of the United States? Would you consider that in the
southern part of the United States? It seems like I
have to yes, good, good, good answer. Colorado definitely the south.
Everyone knows Colorado's the south.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
Cut the United States and half it's in the southern part.
So that's four. Is Tampa Bay times two?

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Also okay, so that's uh, that's six. Saint Louis, Missouri,
Missouri Misra Yes in the SEC. In the SEC Missouri's
and the SEC so yes. So that's one, two, three, four, five, six,
Seven consecutive champions have come from the South in the NHL.

(52:48):
Hockey is the south sport?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
I mean for the last five not just in Florida.
We might we might say hockey has a.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
Six for the last six or last six sorry as
you had avs and then you add old Golden Nights.

Speaker 7 (53:01):
I forgot about Vegas already. Uh yeah, it's I mean,
hockey might just be a Florida sport.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Now, hockey could be the official sport. I mean the
state of hockey is Florida.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
Is the Stanley Cup of Florida? Merchant? People are asking.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
People are people are saying that? It makes me very
happy not counting you. Dallas is the South, You're not
the South.

Speaker 7 (53:20):
Oh my god, I'm gonna piss off so many Canadians.
I'm gonna say that Lord Stanley is Florida.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
Man, he could be.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
He probably would be.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Now, I mean, like, are you like it is kind
of unfair that you send a bunch of Europeans and
Canadians to Miami or Tampa Bay, Florida.

Speaker 5 (53:36):
And you're like, yeah, that's how professional sports work. Yeah,
you guys, uh.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
U. I play your game on the ice and then
you go hang out at the beach and like this
fucking rocks. Yeah, we do babes all the time, Like
bikini season being all year round, you just just could
off be yours, Like, you know what you.

Speaker 7 (53:53):
Like low taxes and girls and skimpy clothing. What are
your thoughts about not paying a state income tax?

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Like I like that very much.

Speaker 7 (54:00):
Well, well, and boy, are you gonna love this. Your
agent comes to and be like, hey, we've got two options.
One of them sonning eighty percent of the year you're
gonna pay no state tax.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
The one is Winnipeg, Canada. I'm gonna go Miami.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
The other one women are bundled up nine months of
the year, not Calgary, l Berta. She could be a
fatty underneath all those clothes and you wouldn't even know.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
So, yeah, shout out to the Florida Panthers back to
back champs. Florida has now Yeah, the last two back
to back champs were Florida teams, so that's pretty wild.
But seven consecutive Stanley Cups got a little close. I
was a little worried. But for the thirty second year
in a row, the Americans have gotten Like. You can

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say whatever you want about the Four Nations or the
Olympics or whatever tournament Canada wins, not the World Juniors
because the US just won that. But you can't talk
shit about the NHL, which is really all of the
best players, so it's best I'm best, I'm best.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
And American teams who won all the last thirty two years.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Also, after another American team wins the Stanley Cup every year,
we always get to come back to the fun fact
of America has won a Canadian Football League championship more
recently than Canada has won an NHL.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
Chatlook it's bad.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
Look I believe it was the nineteen ninety five Baltimore
Stallions or something.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Like the Ballmore Stallions as they say in BAAL.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Yeah, something like that. They won the Great Cup.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Because Canada's like, oh, yeah, this isn't your sport, It's
our sport.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
It's like really, because football is our sport, we can
beat your ass in that even we don't care you're
like a fake league us and we beat you there
and then we quit, were just like done.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
Canada has won a basketball championship more recently than a
hockey one. Yeah, that is insane to say, So suck
at Canada. And for all you Canadians that want to
be like, oh there's Canadians all those hockey teams, all right, well,
your best player was from fucking Compton when you won
the NBA.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
So I guess America gets that one too, fuck you.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Yeah, And and they came to America because they literally
they left, they left your ship country.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
All right. I don't know that you have any problems
with Canada except that they're not America.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
That's really it. Like I don't really have beef, but
just like, don't talk shit.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
Okay, yeah, see that's like like, don't talk We're cool,
but you don't get to talk ship at all against us.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Were playing the HL because you don't want to be
in that because wouldn't it wouldn't be as fun.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
Yeah, because we have real football, yeah, and we have
real hockey. The only c we care about in football
is the SEC.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
Not even somebody out there's gonna be like, what about
the ACC. Nobody gives a fuck about the AC Conference USA.
I care about Conference USA.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Start.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
That's a cut, not a su It's a c USA ship.
So I started, Yeah, sam using them up. Okay, there's
a couple of seas we care about were none of
them are followed by f L Yeah there you go.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
All right, you can see yourself out of here. Canada.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
That was good. That's good.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
That was good.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I'm sad that hockey's over.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
Though, yeah, yeah, but I'm not sad that we're How long.

Speaker 7 (57:04):
How long till the European season kicks off so I
can start gambling.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
On that probably pretty soon.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
But yeah, hockey in the South, the South is back.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
Congratulations, Florida pay you.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Guys got the rest of cutback.

Speaker 5 (57:18):
Kid. Let me pull this up right here.

Speaker 7 (57:22):
I so, as we had alluded to earlier, the Red
Sox traded Raphael Deeffer's for fucking nothing, and it made
me think about this is weed?

Speaker 3 (57:37):
You mean the Astros or the Red Sox.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
We've been over this, dude, I've got total citizenship. Okay,
I'm not gonna fucking defend it.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
We've been over this interesting.

Speaker 7 (57:45):
Is there an unacceptable level of hate to throw at
the front office of the sports teams that you love
because they do stupid stuff?

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Now?

Speaker 7 (57:54):
Let me let me preface by saying let me preface
this by saying, I don't post anything online or at them.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
See I do well, I do, but nothing bad like that.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
I'm talking about just my internal thoughts of what I
want to happen to the owners and everybody in the
front office that had anything to do with the decision
making that gets there is there a level that I
need to stop at in my own brain of what
I want to happen to the unlimited So I could, okay,
good because I was working, Because I've I've had some
thoughts and it made me think that Saw was a

(58:27):
little tame.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Yeah, I mean you just those are inside thoughts to keep.

Speaker 5 (58:32):
Yeah, you just obviously I can't repeat them here on
the podcast.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
I do like to just say, like option boon to
triple A whenever the Yankees lose, and then I also
do the Michael Scott I'm going to kill myself and
it's all your fault every time they post the final
score when they lose, and that seems to do well,
but that's really just me being like, this is what
you're doing to me.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
You're ruined my life.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
I wanted John Henry the owner and Craig Breslow the
GM to be optioned to a wood chipper.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Single a team.

Speaker 7 (59:00):
Sure, it's not a device that is used in many
movies to see a body get torn into pieces.

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Let's get to it.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Let's get to it.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Yeah, it's uh, I know, I say all the time
that I just run on anger and alcohol. But I
want my anger to be natural throughout just how I
observe the world, not teams that I like trading away
generational talents that can hit the ball five hundred fucking
thousand yards most of the dick down the Yankees every
time he plays with them.

Speaker 4 (59:30):
My life right now it is just watching that and
trying to go to that place where I don't feel anything.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
This is I don't like this, Alex, like you have
been in first place the entire fucking year and you're
not even enjoying it at all, because I know it ends.
I know, but that's the enjoyment. The rest of us
stand out. We love watching the Yankee fan.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
You're not gonna get a rise in me. I all
get excited. I'm happy for Judge. I'm happy that Judge
is crushing it right now, I mean not the last.

Speaker 7 (59:55):
Can you imagine how mad you would be if every
Cowboys fan you knew going into next year, we're just like, yeah, no,
this is over. We're not even gonna say we them
boys anymore. No, that's not fun for me to make
me very happy. No, you want to hear them saying
all that shit, so you can be like, I know
how this ends. This is gonna hurt you very badly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
I'm not gonna give you that. I'm not gonna give
you that because then you can't throw out my face.
But aha, look what happened to you? No, because I
didn't care. I didn't care.

Speaker 7 (01:00:17):
I told you this is gonna happ I mean, but
I'm still gonna throw in your face anyway. It's just
you're making this less enjoyable for me. Why can't you
enjoy your team so I can enjoy the downfall?

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
They give me nothing to enjoy.

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
You're in first place, you have plenty to enjoy. You
keep winning games. Aaron Judge hits two home runs every
one at bat.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
That is pretty cool. That part's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
It was really funny the other day when he hit
two bombs against the Red Sox and they lost by four.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
Yeah, that was funny.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
That is what he does.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
It's like, oh, we had one guy show up. His
name is Aaron Judge. Everybody else they like, fuck you,
we don't do anything. We have Will Warren pitching meaningful
games regularly.

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
I feel like we I probably have the same thoughts
right now that you just have towards Brian Cashman every
day for the last most.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Just don't understand that guy as a job.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
And house time runner. You got to hate him too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, well don't worry. We know how it ends.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
He just have a thousand yard stare, right, we know
how it ends.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
I mean, it's not like we only have baseball to
look forward too for the next months. Yeah all right,
well hate it just like like.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Walking into this circle of hell and I'm just like,
this is my next two months?

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Is this? You know what if the Yankees win the
World Series, I don't want to see you enjoy it. Now.
You don't get to enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
I won't. I don't think I will.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
You don't think you would enjoy the Yankees winning the
World Series.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
I would just feel relief. I would not feel excitement,
Like even if that fuck finally did it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
Even if that happened, then we would get the fun
thing of being like Boone just got a six year
extension and see that's a fucking thing.

Speaker 7 (01:01:54):
He would feel worse about Boone getting an extension even
though he just won the World Series.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
The only reason I'd be happy is that Aaron Judge
finally he gets to get that stigma off of him.

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Hey, well, he's never gonna earn his pin stripes.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
He's earned them, He's earned it.

Speaker 7 (01:02:06):
Really, Wow, Yankees fans have fallen a long way. You're
earning pin stripes without championships now, Mickey Mantle would never
Aaron Judge has not earned a blowjob under the bleachers.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
It's different now, it's different now things have changed.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
I hate the way you are now.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
I hate it too. I wish I wasn't this way.

Speaker 4 (01:02:27):
You know, I'm gonna form a rivalry with his daughter
because since she she came along, he's becoming a more
well rounded person. And I don't like it well as
I mean when she was I was in the hospital
after she was born watching the Yankees lose to the
Red Sox like literally a year two the day that,
like the same shit happened this weekend, and I.

Speaker 5 (01:02:46):
Was just like, I mean, what you do is you
should have named her dub not El.

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
I love her so much, but all all the Yankees
do is just fall apart around her birthday. And I'm
just gonna tune out. I'm just gonna tune out. And
by two, I mean I'll watch the bat app and
that'll be it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
And I'll quiet I'm not gonna let you ruin this quietly.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
Curse under my breath, Like how does a professional team
with millions and millions of dollars invested in it not
score for twenty nine innings?

Speaker 5 (01:03:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
That seems like that shouldn't never happen.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Probably because so what you're saying is Judge isn't doing
his job of hitting home runs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I mean, you can't expect to do it every game,
Like I don't know, he's hit like a billion already.

Speaker 5 (01:03:25):
I can expect whatever the fuck I want.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
He's gonna hit sixty this year, Like you can't expect
only that, But like that's what the Yankees do. They
become like, hey, what if we only hit home runs?
And then they do that for like three four games.
You're like, this is gonna be how it is? And
then what happens when you play good pictures and they
know how to just limit the home runs and then
you're not good at running the bases because you guys
are are stupid about certain things like that you try
and stealing bad situations. You don't check who the pitchers are,

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you don't see who the catchers are that are good
at throwing you out, and then you make dumb mistakes
and then you get you get caught on the base pass,
and then you get out of you get fucked over
in stupid situations like that. Like, that's how it happens.
I know how this works. That's the DNA of how
you beat the It's the blueprint to beat the Yankees.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
That's what you do. That happens every fucking time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Okay, I'm enjoying this again.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
I feel nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
Robbie was like, I don't think you feel nothing. It
seems like you feel a whole lot.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
On sudden night, I was like, how do you feel
about the devonstrat? Does that make you feel better? I like,
I feel nothing. I feel nothing at all. I'm dead inside.

Speaker 7 (01:04:22):
That was one of those ones where I was really
hoping when I woke up the next day I'd be
able to think about it and be like, well, maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
It just got worse With every hour it got.

Speaker 7 (01:04:32):
Worse and worse, with more stories coming about about how
stupid they are. And then I had to see a
tweet where someone was like, wow, it's crazy that between
Mookie and Raphael Dever is the best player that the
Red Sox got out of.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
It was minor leaguers, Brian Bellow. Did they get him
out of that?

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
I don't know. I don't think so. I know. I
choose to believe the tweet that I saw because it
represented how I feel, so I know.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
But all I have to say is I watched a
lot of the dairy jeter islets and he was awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
Hey, at least your owner cares about your fucking team.
It's his only team.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
They's still John Henry bought Tottenham and I was like,
all right, I don't give a fuck about America anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
He bought Liverpool.

Speaker 5 (01:05:14):
Yeah that's what I just said.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
You said, Tottenham, that's all the fucking same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Do they talk like this over there, governor? Yeah, it's
the same fucking team.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Well it's a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:24):
Liverpool's a little different Liverpool from Liverpool, like the Beatles.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
Hello, John O, I'm Pool and like taught them what
punch of coots? What punch of fortingcoots? You want some pois?
Would you like a little mushy peas with your chips
and fish? That's what they're signing in Tottenham.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
That's the ship. I felt like I was there.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
It's the shittiest part of London. Uh you stay away
from Tottenham. But but uh yeah, we're we're East London guys,
west Ham, that's where west Ham is. But you're guys
bought Liverpool and Liverpool just won in the Premier League,
so that's who they care about.

Speaker 7 (01:06:01):
I thought you said the oh yeah, they didn't buy Tid.
I can't get it straight in my head.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
I don't know it. Just I hate him.

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
I want all the bad things I want so there.
I think they're currently selling the Red Sox. I want
him to find a way to lose all of his
money after he sells it. I want this guy dead, broken,
to die destitute in a ditch somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Hopefully he gets like a crypto scam.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Yeah, like all of Like he loses Dad, he loses Liverpool,
he loses the other teams that he's everything I want.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Him, Like west Ham wins the Premier League next year.

Speaker 7 (01:06:38):
The fact that he puts the ownership of the team
under the Fenway Sports Group and then use the Fenway
Sports Group to buy English team, Like, what the fuck
is it? How's some goddamn pride in your country? You
know what I'm saying it right now. He's not allowed
to watch the hot dog eating contest this year because
he doesn't care about this country.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
That's a fair, fair move, Robert, what are your thoughts
on your team's ownership?

Speaker 6 (01:07:03):
Fine with it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Pretty good?

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
Pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
It's hard to be mad at the results every time
you lose the Astles lose a player, like I hate this.
I wanted to keep on Cam Smith down and then
you're like, oh, you look up halfway through the year.
Every year you're like, oh fuck, we're in first place again,
all right, And I the difference between good ownership and
front office versus whatever the fuck the Red Sox, right.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I feel like, as a Yankees fan, like I should
hate the Astros because like so many people talk so
much shit, but I'm like, I don't know, man, Like
I've lived here, I've done stuff with like I've worked
with the Astros, like working on the Astros broadcast before.
But like it's I saw the Luno stuff, like how
they built that. It's like that's what I think everybody
should want. Always like that's awesome, and then like, oh pain,

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you came up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Guess what it was?

Speaker 5 (01:07:47):
Our guy?

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Anyways, didn't fucking matter, like the fact they just keep
figuring it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Out, and like, I hate Dallas so much and they
are so fucking cunty, like I saw Father's Day, like
hip your Father's Day, astrosm, Like what.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Are you fucking talking about? What do you fucking talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:08:03):
Your little steroid guy that had to stop doing steroids,
so now he's not good anymore. Like you got another guy,
You got fucking de Grom that pitches like every thirty
five days and then gets injured and shit like that.
Like you have the lancemac Colors of Dallas over there,
like cool, he's gonna be awesome and shoved for a
couple of games, then you're gonna see him leave. Like
fuck the Rangers, they're not doing shit. Bruce Bochi has

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just a fucking he's a walking bobblehead.

Speaker 5 (01:08:26):
Stole our stadium and made it worse built. They like
almost tried to do the same stadium, have the worst
city connects.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Oh yeah, cool, gas station unis Dude, what.

Speaker 7 (01:08:38):
If we just took like it looked like they made
it on a Microsoft paint. Let's just take like five
different logos and place them randomly around the jersey.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Done, but that's why, Like, unless the Astros fans are
trying to talk shit to me, I'm like, then I'll
have to jinx your team. And I don't want to
have to jrink your team because I've done it before
and it where you guys know my powers. You guys
know my powers. But like, I have no beef with this,
and like they're kind of fun to watch. Like I
I'm mad about my team, so I'm like, well, let's
watch somebody that's decent. And then the the Askers are

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a fun team to watch. I have no beef with
the Astros, but like it's it's weird when they're well,
how fuck you, Alex, and you're young, don't hey, hey, don't,
I'll jinks him. I'll drinkshi and Cam Smith will be gone.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
I've seen him do it. You don't want him to
do It's I remember the Rays? The Rays? Huh? I
let you come back only to lose Game seven? Huh?
That Kyler Murray? How's that going?

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
The fuck has he done? Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
How the Dallas Stars turned out?

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Not too good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
We know what happens when there's curses.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
We know what happens, all right, So that was our
comeback Kids segment. Good to talk a little ball, even
I'm mad about it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:44):
That's the one to thy, even even though I'm so
sad about hockey ending.

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
It just means I'm not gonna talk baseball football. He's
not gonna watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Football's right around the cord, throwing darts, looking really good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I saw him on seven on seven's he was like
three for four, three touchdown.

Speaker 7 (01:10:00):
I didn't do it today, but I got the it's
to start looking at fantasy rankings and start to getting
into players. I know nobody cares about my team. I'm
just saying, it's all football. It's all football, baby, Football's
gonna be great. Even when it's bad, it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
There's no way the Giants are that bad this year.

Speaker 5 (01:10:17):
And even if they are, I bet Sam Houston's gonna
have a great year for you. No, just believe everybody
in the transfer port all minor set back for Major.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Well, they're playing the Dynamos Stadium so I can go
to a lot of games. They are.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
Yeah, they had like a high school stadium, so they're
renovating it. Oh they are, Okay, they're doing renovations. Good. Yeah,
it's about time he joined d one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:39):
Yeah, but they're playing at Shell Energy Stadium, So I'm like,
fuck yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:10:43):
Oh, I'd be remiss if I didn't point this out.
Looks like, uh, Texas State's about to join the PAC twelve,
so like with three other teams. No, there's a bunch
of teams going in there. It's the most random. It's
like five East Coast teams, I mean West Coast teams
and the like Arizona, Texas State.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Like we're gonna be the bottom. We're gonna suck'd be.

Speaker 7 (01:11:06):
Fun, but hey, it'll be a couple of years. Actually, No,
there's teams in there we can pick off. DJ Kenny's
a phenomenal head coach until you goes somewhere else. Well, yeah,
I mean we're gonna he's gonna win us the PAC
twelve one year though, that's true, he's gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Win the package.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Enjoy that. Enjoy that well that.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
One of my friends is like, we're gonna get killed.
I'm like, dude, all the good teams are gone. Like
the best team in the PAC twelve right now probably
Oregon State and they're a good program.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
Yeah, but there's two teams in the PAC twelve.

Speaker 7 (01:11:33):
But also I believe that there's more coming in though,
and I believe they are going to have an automatic bid.
Can you imagine Texas State getting automatic bid to the
playoff and then just losing by fucking seventy It's gonna
be beautiful.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
All right, Moving on, speaking of not cool, we could
have just done the not cool segment right then. You know,
there's a lot of things in life that happen that
are not cool. If you stub your toe, that's not cool.
If you're a fan of a team who's owner doesn't
give a shit about the team, that's also so not cool.
But there's very new reason not cool. And this is
where we get to vent about him. So he kind
of just did half of that segment already. But I

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got some stuff that I can still bitch about if
you'd like to vent to us at pass grape Pod
on X hit us up there. Used to hashtag PTG
not cool, and that will be how we sort through
them and find them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
This is the not cool segment. Not cool man, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
Our first not cool hold on this was Raymundo had
sent this in on Friday, but he didn't tag us,
right and I saw him on Friday he ripped his pants,
like right at the dick been there.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
He ripped his shorts and he was like in public,
so he had to like a flag around it. But
that was not cool. So you know that he can't trip.
Is a big guy, is a tough look, and you're
just like.

Speaker 5 (01:12:58):
What the fuck. So you just go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
We'll start off with Moondo and and bro.

Speaker 7 (01:13:03):
Feel he did it on purpose. He just needed fucking
room for that Mondo hoga probably.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
So yeah, this is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
From Adrian Valdez at Angry Enchilada on X and he
is the guy trying to get Corey Feldman on the pod.

Speaker 3 (01:13:19):
We still need to reach out too.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
But I think it would be funny here if we
just keep letting Corey reach out to us and not responding.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah, but he has responded a couple days. You get
to reach my publicist. No one's reached out. I was like, well,
I'm going to, yeah, Corey eventually, I will. Can you
Actually I want him on just to teach me some
dance moves, I hope.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
So you get it's a visual podcast. You got to
watch that. He's a comeback kid, comeback king and big kid,
one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
Hey, we have a segment kind of like that he'll
love it, He'll love it's.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Gotta love it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
But Adrian is at Angry Enchilada on X and he
says that cool is people in a drive through that
don't know what they want to order when it's their time.
They are up there with the people who don't take
their cards back. I replied to this because I feel
for him on that, like when you go up and
you're stuck behind to drive through order, like they're looking

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at the menu and then it just takes ten minutes
for them to order, and you're like, who's all in
this car? Is this? This must be like an entire
soccer team of kids in this car. And then you're like,
oh no, it's just one lady that didn't know what
to do and so she just took forever and then
orders one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Yeah, well you see one bag go and then they
pull away and you're like, I'm gonna kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
The the thing I said was like with drive throughs
and ATMs, you should have a shot clock. I don't
know what the shot clock would be at, but it's like, look,
you get one minute if you can't get everything you
need to get done, Like when It piss me off
so much when you're stuck behind, like the drive through ATMs,
and you're like, bro, withdraw you withdrawing cash, like put

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your thing in, then say I want to withdraw this cash,
and then it will give you the money and then
you leave. It is very simple and it should not
take you ten minutes or or any sort of amount
of time that is like less than one minute to
get to an ATM. Be like I want money, here
is my money? Or I would like to insert this
check done? Cool, all right, I want to go in
this account beep done, okay, like a receipt. I'm out

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if it should have the timer on there. If the
timer's over, sorry, you gotta go, you gotta go start over.

Speaker 7 (01:15:28):
I will say, I absolutely hate it when I pull
on a drive through and there's no first menu it's
just the speaker one, because you feel so ross, but
you know what, I just decide quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
I'm like.

Speaker 7 (01:15:42):
The time as I'm pulling up to pay, I'm like,
don't feel like I nailed that order.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
Right, I feel like I was rushing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
It makes you sharp, It makes you sharp, you get
it done.

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
People sitting in there. The one I felt the worst
for it, and you.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Can also look up all menus online right now, So like,
if you're going to a place, just be like, what
do I want?

Speaker 7 (01:15:59):
Sometimes I just go and then like I'll just pull
in as I drive past it, go back. I know
I want to get something quicker.

Speaker 5 (01:16:05):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 7 (01:16:06):
The person I felt the most for her was our
good buddy Mike Fish. Who is He said, honestly, that's
my wife. So many times I pull up only because
she wants something. So I asked her what she wants
and she says, I don't know, I need to see
the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Lady Taco Bell.

Speaker 7 (01:16:21):
I read that and I was like, you know what,
maybe I am okay with being alone forever because that
would be a breaking point, that would.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
Be Yeah, that's frustrating. It's very frustrating. But Teas and
P's Adrian, I absolutely am with you on that, And
that is not cool.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
That is not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:16:35):
Abby givens right, since she's ad Abby given seventeen on
X and she says, my uber driver was either dragging
her front bumper or the plastic undercarriage part of her
car the entire.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Time on our ride, and it was loud as fuck.
I did not like that sound.

Speaker 7 (01:16:50):
How do you not do anything about that? I understand
you're you're just driving, you're making money doing it. You
don't really know about cars. How do you not try
and like grab some duct tape like and you're just
fine with that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Hey, is something driving in your car? No sounds, it sounds.
It definitely sounds. I think there is.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
And notice notice how it was my Uber driver was
dragging her front bumper. Hey, hey, she probably didn't realize.
She's like, oh, no, that's just the sound. My car
just makes that sound all the.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
On on the dashboard and she's like, no, it's funny.
It's the cool game. I'm almost beating it. I'm trying
to get all the lights on. Yeah, that's yeah, the
check engine light says, he breaks her out. All that
stuff means things.

Speaker 5 (01:17:38):
That would drive me nuts.

Speaker 3 (01:17:40):
Yeah, I'm so sorry that t and ps tees and ps.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
That's horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
I saw Abby at ditch Day on Friday and she
was wearing a pe TG shirts or shut.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
I appreciate that anybody was invited. I had to work anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:17:53):
Ashley Wilkins right, since she's at Buster Healer Mixed on
X and she says her.

Speaker 3 (01:17:57):
Not cool is getting stuck behind a train on your
way home.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Just turns a five minute drive into a forty five
minute drive. And then sometimes they have a million cars
on it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:07):
You never know what do I do here? Is the
train gonna take five minutes? Is it gonna take fifteen minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I'll make cars. You can be realistically put on one train.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
And it's never somewhere where like there's always a building
in the way so you can't even see.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
Yeah, you just it's as they're pas. There's a few
things more like it just brings me flashbacks down on
the tracks and just let the train hit me. They
just take me, Yeah, just take me.

Speaker 7 (01:18:31):
I would rather die right now than sit here in
the air condition. Yeah, listen to my podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Yeah, but hey, maybe you're geting to listen to an
episode of Past the Baby. Then it would be a
better not cool. So you got that going for you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
But T's and p's Ashley, what do you guys want
to go with? Let's go first. I'll go first.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
I mean I already talked about devors and anything, but
I have one main not cool this week, and it's uh,
it's your daughter, I said earlier I have a rivalry
that's sorry with l and it started a few days
ago because.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
We have yesterday. It started yesterday was sorry yesterday. Sorry,
I've had a lot of anger inducing things fil days.
We have a gambling chat, you know, me and Alex,
we like to gamble and a couple. He sends a
picture in yesterday of his adorable daughter just with them cheeks,
the angelic face, a.

Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
Little pens she had in a little pad, and he.

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Said he was looking at bets and she told him
that we needed to bet on the lawn that night.
And I was like, oh, it's your gaming career, starting
her first bet. Hell yeah, I'm gonna ride on that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
Your daughter can't pick winners for ship, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
To be fair, it wasn't like it was a blowout.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
They was.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
She picked into Milan to win, and what do they do?
They drew, so they not win. They did not win
the bet.

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Fucking daughters. She's a zero percent lifetime game kind of on.
As You're right, let me know when she makes her
bet next pick, so I can fade the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
Funk out on us. But we did trust a one
year old, So what happened? Little I'm gonna try that face.
I mean I did too, and so I was like, guys,
I feel good about this. Like she's never like pointed
out a bet before and seemed like.

Speaker 5 (01:20:06):
I put two units on it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
So yeah, like I look at I look at bets
during the like when I when I'm betting, I'll be like, okay,
well here's a line I like. Here's a line I like,
and I kind of jot him down and then I'll
go and I'll pick the ones that I like the most,
and then I'll circle those and put the how many
units I had on it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
It's just an easy way for me to track it.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
She I was, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
It was just me and her at the house, so
she was hanging out watching TV and came over to
me and was trying to steal the remote. So I
was kind of trying to avoid that while looking at bets.
And then she saw my little notepad and took her
little green pen that she had and I had written
intermlan money line on it, and she kept hitting the

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inter milan with her little green pen and I was
like okay, and then she was like dah dah, dah
dah and just kept saying that Russian. Now she says,
that's that's one of her words.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Comrade.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
Hell over, A lot of things are die, but she
could say dah dah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
And then she picked up the pad and that's the
picture that you have where she's shaking the pad and
like dah, like dad, like dad, bet this, bet this.
And I was like, okay, hey, you know what, if
you want to get into the family business, I'm happy
with it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Hey, I love you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
I will.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I'll bank roy on this first one. And so I
was like, let me take to the boys.

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
I was like, guys, she's never told me a bet before,
and I feel like she's pretty into inter Milan right now.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
She's one. You know, she's not. She's new at this.

Speaker 7 (01:21:32):
I want to stay so mad at her if I
can't stay mad at that face. Yeah, either way, your
daughter O is me ten bucks. Okay, that's fine. She
gives me a Chris ten dollars bill and more. Even
if not she doesn't, fucking I mean I will, I will.
The beef will be back on so fucking quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
She'd win you over.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
I'll fucking I will have beef.

Speaker 7 (01:21:55):
I will hold onto this for sixteen years until she
one day is like, hey, can you buy me some
beer you fucking picked in Milan that one time?

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
No, But do you know how like cool the content
would have been for gambling?

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
Baby? Yeah, I know, I said that would have been.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
I was like to drink.

Speaker 7 (01:22:10):
I was like, dude, she gets hot, you have to
start her own gambling page called L's dubs.

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
I mean she could lose. And then when I gets
a one year old. We should have trusted a one
year old pointing at something and thinking that was it?
Like that's literally just like having a like a dog
treat on two teams and the dog picks me like
that's o gard with which like a lot of people
do bets and stuff like that, like we just had.
But like I didn't say, Elle, who do you want
to bet?

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
I didn't do any of that.

Speaker 7 (01:22:33):
She's just like dah dah dah. It came up and
gave unsolicited gambling advice. Nobody likes that guy.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
Well, she wasn't unsolicited.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
I was like, you want to get into Daddy likes
his hob like and early, and she likes sports. It's like,
why would I not?

Speaker 7 (01:22:46):
That'd be so funny if she's in like third grade
and she's like, what did you do this weekend, make
me and Dad hit a fourteen parlay.

Speaker 5 (01:22:54):
It was plus seven eighty four. She's like a bookie
in third grade taking money from people.

Speaker 7 (01:23:00):
Hey, hey, I mean jellybeans. You think I got my lunch?
Put the over under at ten and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
Dad, I got two desserts. I got two fruit cups.
Fuck yeah, way to go go.

Speaker 7 (01:23:10):
I mean, my first bet was in the third grade.
I believe it was third grade. Whatever was Rams versus
Tighten super Bowl? Okay, a bet an ice cream ConA.

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Oh yeah, I don't know that was that was on me.
I threw it to the group. I threw it to
the group thinking that like, hey, if we eat.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
We all eat.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:23:28):
But she's not as good at gambling as maybe we
had hoped. She can only get better, That's all I
gotta say about that. Robert, what's You're not cool?

Speaker 6 (01:23:39):
I've been having sort of like engine troubles. When I accelerate,
the car will shake a little bit. And I know
I've had this experience before, so I know it's either
the ignition coils or the spark plugs. Most of the
time I was spark plug. Yeah, most of the time.
It's the ignition coils, and those are very simple to replace.
But I'm thinking spark plugs they need to replace every

(01:23:59):
like sixty to one hundred thousand miles, and I definitely
have driven past that. So I'm like, maybe it's the
spark plugs lost their spark day. They just couldn't find
it anymore, you know, after all the after all these l's,
they just lost it. I ended up getting both the
coils and the spark plugs to replace. I. I didn't

(01:24:21):
want to just eat the costs of everything, so like,
if it's just the ignition coils, I'll return the spark plugs.

Speaker 3 (01:24:26):
Well, Robbie return over here, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:24:29):
If it's the spark plugs, then I'll return the ignition coils.
And I spent like two and a half hours yesterday.
It's very simple to do, really, just like unscrewing one
screw and unplugging something else. Like it's very simple, but
it just took a long time to to actually go
through the process. I was like figuring out, like is
this it. Driver around the neighborhood, drive around the block

(01:24:50):
to see if the shake would happen or not. Figured
it out it was just the spark plugs. So now
it's can really Yeah, yeah, Alex, you said the spark
plugs and you were right, car guy, Yeah, car guy.
And it's just like two and a half hours to
do this. I was I was very sweaty. Lots of
mosquitoes out these exercise baby, lots of mosquitos outside, Like

(01:25:11):
I would look down and there was like seven around me.

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
I only want to think about that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:16):
I don't go outside in that time of getting that
time of air.

Speaker 6 (01:25:19):
Yeah, it's just I bought a spark plug soccer wrench.
Like it's long. It's a long tool that you need
to like reach in to get the spark plugs. And
it's magnetic on the insects so you can put cool.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
And real gearhead.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:25:35):
But now I'm like, well, sparkplugs don't need to be replaced,
you know, like sixty to one hundred thousand miles, Like
do I return this thing to it? Only cost eight
dollars that one will probably keep it. Yeah, I'll probably
keep it. But I'm just like, maybe i'll return it.
I don't need anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Gently used.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
Gently used?

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
Yeah, sell it on Facebook marketplace so you can have
people hit it you up in six weeks about it.
Is it still available? I'll give you a dollar for it, Like, no,
can you also drive it to me? I'm in Sealy
the so the check engine line never came on. But
I was like trying to be prantive about it sort
of because I had been dealing with this like the
past like two weeks or so, and I got to
the point where.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
It was like very pird or like anywhere to had
to go.

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
I'm like, you don't want to break down where youah
not be able to get somewhere you need to go.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Yeah. Over the weekend, Sam and I were filming for
something at location, and she took her car and I
put I loaded all the equipment into her car because
like if I didn't put anything in mind, like if
I put anything in mind, like I didn't want to
break Yeah, I'm just like just go without me. But
like that's how like, that's how concerned I was about it.

(01:26:40):
But like I finally did something about it. It seems
all good. But yesterday because.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Your head yeah cool, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
Probably is a real man. He is, he is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:50):
I Actually I do have one more I forgot about.
So the other night, it was late I was watching
Harry Potter and I was really high on my couch
and I was like, I can go for some snacks
right now, and I go, and we had no candy.
So then I spent fifty seven dollars buying candy on Amazon.
Uh I got oh, I know, I got a two pounds. No,

(01:27:15):
I forgot the gogert No, I got two pounds of Amazon.
I got two pounds of M and M's, two pounds
of Life Saver mince, and two pounds of Jolly Ranchers.
I don't know if you know how much two pounds
of candy is. It's so much of each. And oh sorry,
And I also got a forty eight pack of slim Gems.
I don't even eat slim gems.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
When you see a slim that looks good.

Speaker 7 (01:27:38):
Yeah, I ate ten of them the first fucking Yeah.
It was one of those things where I got kept
doing They're the smaller ones, it's like, not full sizer individuals.
And I kept doing the thing where I beck, well,
I'm this one, I'm just gonna like kind of throw
in my mouth and then I'll just like let it
save for a little while. And every single time, within
two seconds, my mouth just instinctively.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
We don't do that much meat sticks.

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
Yeah, but after you've already had five of them, you're like,
this next one. I should not just tear through this, dude,
I just instantly I would bite it every single time.
My brain could not process them together. But the worst
part of it all was when I went to open
the jolly rancher bag. Everywhere it fucking x But it's
one in the morning when I'm eating these, it explodes everywhere.

(01:28:20):
I have to turn on the light, go find a
bowl in the kitchen to scoop them all up. It's
fallen between the couch it was.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
And so now I have a treat. You just find
like hidden jolly ranchers. That'll be a fun game.

Speaker 5 (01:28:32):
God, no, it's so.

Speaker 7 (01:28:33):
But now I have the problem of I have so
many goddamn jelly ranchers, and I should not be eating
them late at night because all it is.

Speaker 5 (01:28:42):
Is sugar, and I just keep eating them late at night.

Speaker 6 (01:28:44):
Now you're gonna fall asleep with one in your mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:28:47):
Cavity's see, that's gonna be the problem. That's what I'm
gonna die. I'm gonna die choking on a fucking jolly rancher.
Fucking death ever.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
You have life Savers that literally prevents you from choking.

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
I brought all those of work. I was like, I
can't go through this. Man. The mint mint life savers
is a while the white ones those are the best ones.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I'm saying they're not good, but like two pounds of.

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
It, yeah, because they're fucking great. And I was also like, oh,
I end up just bringing these to work.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
If you were ordering candy, Robbert, what would you get?

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
I would get the sour gummy worms trolley.

Speaker 7 (01:29:19):
See, I was gonna get gummy bears, but gummy candies
were way more to two pounds of the life Savers
was like thirteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
That's why I can't have candy in my house. I
can't because it's gone.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Like That's why I wouldn't do it either. I made
a high purchase it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
I'd get many Snickers and I would get Reese's and
I'd smoke once and then I'd be like, fuck, I
hit a bag of Reese's and Snickers.

Speaker 6 (01:29:39):
Oh no, oh, chocolate, I can't.

Speaker 7 (01:29:41):
The first thing I looked at I almost I almost
bought a megabox of the extra large butterfingers.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
But then you like get all the like, what if
these get delivered when I'm not home, melt? They're gonna
melt on my front of.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
The war like by my front door.

Speaker 7 (01:29:58):
But like it says, it's like anti mel packaging bowl.
And you know, in the Amazon, I was still like,
I can't. I'll be so madified by king sized butterfingers.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
And I open up the.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
First one butter fingers trying to make you buy more.
But yeah, So now I've got a bunch of candy
and meat sticks that I have to eat. Meat sticks
are not a bad No, that's actually a great you know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
I even have only recently started hearing them called meat sticks.

Speaker 5 (01:30:27):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
I just she calls it that, and then someone else
I know does too.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
But like beef sticks, it's because there's a lot of
off brand ones. Now, you know, I'm like, I'm doing okay.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Yeah, is still a coke?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
No it's not. I'm not one of I've never.

Speaker 6 (01:30:43):
So, yeah, soda you call it.

Speaker 7 (01:30:46):
You say coke when I want a coke. When I
want a doctor pepper, I say I'll have a doctor pepper.
I don't say I'll have a coke.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Then it's just like there's also doctor peppers and sprites
and regular.

Speaker 5 (01:30:59):
We were a soda family, not a coke I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
You'll say Kleenex. Yeah, so I always not a facial tissue.
I always think of it just slim jin. So I
only recently started saying hearing meatstick. I'm like, what is that?
Is that something different?

Speaker 5 (01:31:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:31:14):
And trust me, I looked at buying two pounds of
just beef jerky. That was very expensive. So that's how
I settled turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
I don't whoever says the price of beef jerkey is
just wild, Like we could just charge one hundred dollars
for it and people would pay it.

Speaker 5 (01:31:28):
Yeah, it COVID's fault. Man, He's not wrong. Except it
was like this.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
It was always.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
All right, solid, not cool. I had a couple. I
had two. My first one is that Monday. Monday had
a like I had a whole like chore day. Took
my daughter to the doctor, she had to get some shots.
She was already not happy. And then my wife was like, well.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I'm gonna go get I'm gonna go to the grocery store,
get some food for tonight, and then I'll meet you
at home.

Speaker 3 (01:31:57):
So I turned my daughter home. Was messing with her.
She had, so she was in bad mood and wanted
anybody but me there. And then my wife called and
was like, hey, I have a flat tire. Can you
come help me?

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
I was like, yeah, I got you, And so I
took the baby through the car, drove all the way
to the grocery store, changed the tire, and then got
the spare. Spare was flat. She had a flat spare,
and then I was like, all right, not a problem.
We can go to the gas station right across the street.
They got an air thing. They had had the air
thing taken out, so now we were there with a

(01:32:34):
flat spare, and then I was like, okay, there's got
to be another one down the way. Drove a little
bit further. They had an air compressor. But I turned
it on and it didn't do anything. Fid do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:32:49):
It used to be like a dollar twenty five.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Yeah, it used to be that, and you'd get like
forever with it, like four minute fifty and so that
that that didn't do any I was like, I don't
feel like it's pushing any air out. It's didn't take
it like, it didn't seem like it made a sound.
It's got the little timer on it telling me how
much time I have left. I don't think it's doing anything.
We're actually losing PSI right now. This seems bad. So
the third gas station did have air on a tire,

(01:33:12):
but it just was like one thing after another. Was like,
you can't just change tire, put a spar on and
then figure it out after that, then you had to
go fix the spear and all that. So then the
next day I was like, well, she's I don't want
to have to make her go figure it out with
like the tire people. So I was like, I'll come
pick your car up, take it to the place, get
it done. And I got all that stuff done. Then

(01:33:33):
she had a nail and another tire, so happened to
get two tires, pay the tire warranties though because she
and by she I mean her dad the last time
she got these new tires had done that and it
was gonna be like over one thousand dollars, and because
they were under warranty, it ended up being way less
than that, which was nice. It was still expensive, but
that was a whole like chore list that came with that.

(01:33:56):
Not her fault, but it was just one of those.
We were like, fuck, all right, I gotta do this.
Did getting one of like the portal air compressors. I've
worded it, yeah, I've worded it. But I also I
had to buy a new spare because her spare was
like ten years old. And he was like, yeah, that's
like the spars are only good for like forty fifty miles. Man, like,
you should probably get a new one. And I was like,

(01:34:17):
all right, all right, I'll get a spare. Got that though,
So so that's done. And then my other not cool
is correlated as well. Every day my complex sends out
emails it's like, oh, hey, the water is gonna be
shut off for this place, which I actually appreciate them
letting you know that where it's not just like I

(01:34:38):
come home, I'm gonna take a shower after a workout,
and the shower is not like I can't turn the
shower on. But they're like, oh, waters shut off here.
We're gonna be doing maintenance on this, so watch out
where you're parking around here. We're gonna be painting these things.
And every day it's like and just a reminder, do
not block or park in anyone's parking space. Do not
only parking your own parking space. If you have visitors,

(01:34:59):
make sure they park in the visit your parking spaces
that are available. Okay, I think about the card. That's fine,
that's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:35:06):
Last night, we went to dinner with family, came home.
It was like nine o'clock.

Speaker 4 (01:35:10):
My daughter is very tired, she's crying, and there's a
security golf cart blocking my.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
My parking spot. So I was like, what the fuck
am I gonna do?

Speaker 5 (01:35:22):
It?

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Got out because it was dark, I couldn't see anybody
in there, and I was like, I don't know what
the plan is here. So I was like, well, it
says not that I can't park outside of my spot,
I can't park in someone else's spot.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
That's what the emails say every day.

Speaker 4 (01:35:34):
So I tried to go around the golf cart and
they have a concrete pole that I scraped my car with, And.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Why didn't did you try and push the golf cart
all the way? Like I understood it breaks.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
It's a security golf cart. So I was like, I
wouldn't try and steal cop car.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Why didn't I steal it? You never get inside, right,
you just push it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Well, I don't know if you had to break like
that's what it did to my Ooh that is a
little scrape right there, and more than a little scrape.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
Yeah, not cool. And then I was like, you can
drive for Uber?

Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
Yeah I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
So I I was just like she's crying in the
back seat the whole time.

Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
I was like I just gotta get you inside, like
I can't do this, and like it says not to
block other people's spots, it says not to do all
this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
I was trying to fucking maneuver this shit.

Speaker 4 (01:36:21):
So eventually I just did park in another spot and
then had to like I went through a spot and
then had to like back into my spot. Like I
was basically just like Austin power is it with the
golf cart, but like it was in someone else's spot,
this like ooch.

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
And over and ooch and over and ooch and over.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
And then I was gonna go leave a note, be like, hey,
here's my now where you need to contact me because
you parked in front of my spot and you caused
me like my card fucked because of it. And when
I went back out there with my note, it the
cart was gone. And so I was like, all right, well,
I know where our guard scheck is. I went up
to security guys like, hey, I don't think it was you,
it was only golf cart, but can you can you

(01:37:00):
give him a call?

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
And he's like, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:37:02):
And so then I talked to that lady and I
was like, look, every day they tell us not to
block someone's spots. That doesn't just apply to me, Like,
I can't park someone's spot if.

Speaker 5 (01:37:11):
Also you're in a fucking golf cart, you shouldn't be
on the spot.

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
She was in the spot.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
It was like my spots here, and she was parked
in front of the spot, like but like she could
have parked ten feet back and it would have been fine.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
Yeah, she was parked like three feet in front of
my spot.

Speaker 4 (01:37:26):
So I had to like go in really hard, turn
then back up, then really hard, turn them back up,
then really hard turn to try and make sure I
didn't hit the car next to mine or that pole.
And then I thought I had it and it was
just the backscratch. I could have wait worse. But she
was like, well, you were the one that pulled in.
I was like, yeah, because you parked there, Like because
I could have also taken the golf cart and driven
it into the middle of nowhere and then throw the

(01:37:47):
keys on a roof like I could have done that too,
Like is that what you want me to do next time?

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
Like that's the acceptable answers.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
So now, like I'm sending email to my apartments, I
was like, I think you guys should be in charge
of you guys should be partially responsible for paying for
the damages to my car because I was trying to
follow the rules that you guys have put in place.
Your own people aren't doing that, Like someone should be
on the hook for that. I don't feel like that's
gonna go anywhere, no, but I'm gonna bitch about it
and be like, all right, well, then I if I
see a golf cart parked in a spot, I'm taking

(01:38:16):
the golf cart.

Speaker 3 (01:38:18):
I'm taking the golf cart.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
I'm taking the keys with me, and I will throw
them in a dumpster and then you guys can fish
it out and then figure that out. But like, well,
I had to do my rounds, Like you could have
done your rounds on the fucking golf cart, man, I
don't know, Like, yeah, you can do your what you
want me to do. And I was like yes, I
could have waited. You could have wasting crying one year
on the car. I to cry what she needed, she needed,
she was passed the time she could normally goes down.

Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
She was fussing. That's not one hundred percent excuse, but
it's just like, like I wanted to go home.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
Too, man, Like, you can't block me from getting into
my house and you could just waited, like you could
just not fucking parked there, man, Like that should be
on you. You should at least have to pay for
like half of it, because I was just trying to
do the thing. And then why didn't you just park somewhere?
Fucking does it every day every day? It don't park
someone else's fucking spots, don't block it.

Speaker 5 (01:39:01):
You pay for that spot and crying one one year
old in the car.

Speaker 4 (01:39:06):
That's yeah. So it's like I know that, Like it's
a weird should ask me you were the one that
did it? I was like, right, because I could not
pull into the spot, man like, I tried to do it.
I tried to go around, I tried.

Speaker 3 (01:39:14):
To do all this stuff. Like if your ship wasn't there,
then it was not a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:39:19):
If I had parked in another spot. You would have
gotten mad if I had parked a visitor. Am I
going to get pro rated off of my park or
off my rent?

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
For?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
So that's that's I've sent an email.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
They have that em be back, but I'm going to
go talk to our little uh property manager tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
Then in person, I got off tomorrow, so I got
I got time, I got time.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
There was also like a surveyant, there's a camera right
by where my parking spot is too, Like, you can
go look at surveillance footage too, if you don't believe me, like, they'll.

Speaker 7 (01:39:47):
Probably tell you back, dude, that's CCTV. It doesn't even
record right, and try to expect them to do And
I'm like, then that don't. Don't act like it's a
security thing. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't do anything.
But uh then the ladys made well that's on you.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
That's on you.

Speaker 4 (01:39:58):
I mean you could just like you could just not
park there. Why'd you park there? We'll do my rounds,
like park literally anywhere else that's not blocking a spot.

Speaker 5 (01:40:06):
You can do your round.

Speaker 3 (01:40:07):
Well, how am I?

Speaker 4 (01:40:07):
How am I supposed to know that spot's taken? I
was like, because it's a spot if it's a spot
that could be blocked, then you should not do it.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
How about you just park the golf cart somewhere that's
not blocking a spot. You can do that.

Speaker 6 (01:40:19):
I can don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:20):
I don't expect anything to be done, but I'm going
to gripe and be like, then, will you please tell
your dumb security guards to like, hey, don't like follow
the rules that we tell everybody else to do, like
we're paying you don't do that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:40:31):
Yeah, you're just gonna listen.

Speaker 7 (01:40:33):
If I don't want to get that golf cart and
movement myself, you guys would be mad that I got
on your property.

Speaker 5 (01:40:38):
Don't fucking do that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:39):
Then the next thing that's happening, if it happens again,
I'm taking the keys. I'm just throwing them on the
roof and I'll flip the golf cart and just be like,
I don't know, would you guys like I don't move.

Speaker 7 (01:40:48):
It'll help on the roof, but you should take them
out and throw them underneath the golf cart.

Speaker 3 (01:40:52):
I'll take them out and then take them inside with
me and then just be oh, I didn't know, like like.

Speaker 7 (01:40:58):
Oh, because I had to move your golf cart for you,
my uh, contractor's fee is actually one hundred dollars an hour.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
Oh charge them whatever the fee is to whatever it
costs to get my car fixed. That's gonna cost you
x amount of dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:41:10):
Just like well I had, I was actually working for
the apartment complex moving your cart for you. So uh, yeah,
my contractor rate is one hundred dollars an hour. So
you guys owned me one hundred dollars. Here's a bill, yep.
And then oh, you wanted me to work for free. No,
that's not how this country works.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
But yeah, it's not cool because I think, yeah, I
could have waited.

Speaker 5 (01:41:28):
I was you didn't know how long she was gonna
be gone?

Speaker 4 (01:41:31):
Yeah I could. I get Yeah, I didn't know if
you were like going to take a shit, if you'd
been taking a break. I didn't know if you're walking
all the way around the fucking complex on foot instead.

Speaker 5 (01:41:38):
Of like by the way. If you're doing that on foot,
why are you parking the golf cart randomly in the
middle of.

Speaker 4 (01:41:42):
The complex in the complex. But yeah, it makes no sense,
It makes no sense. But she didn't seem to be
caring about it at all, And I was like, I
don't want to get anybody in trouble. I just want like,
I feel like that I tried to follow the rules,
and me following the rules led to this, so somebody's
should be responsible for it partially at least. But yeah,

(01:42:03):
that's uh. Those are my not cool all car related.
I feel like lots of car stuff this week, lots
of car stuffs and candy cars and candy story in
my life. All right, all right, if you have you're
not cool to hit us up at pass Gary Pod.
Use the hashtag PTG not cool on X. Let's move
on to the PTG or the answer startle. Let's wrap

(01:42:25):
this bad boy up with some questions we got. I
got a lot of email questions. I'm gonna get to
today trying to clear out some of the emails. We've
been getting a lot more emails than before, so I'm
trying to get through some of them. Although the first way,
the first place we do check is X hit us
up at pass Gary Pod and I actually the hashtag
PTG answers.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
That's how we search for them. But we'll look at it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:44):
We'll look at at X first and we're gonna take
the best ones from there and then We're gonna go
to the emails, and I'm trying to get some of
the emails. I appreciate you guys and gals, right and then,
and a lot of ladies, a lot of ladies right then,
and I.

Speaker 5 (01:42:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:42:55):
See PTG podcast past for four ladies before the ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:42:58):
We're for the girls.

Speaker 4 (01:43:00):
Hey, people say that we're not, but obviously laser right
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(01:43:22):
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Speaker 5 (01:43:40):
How many dogs you think Joey chess that's gonna put down?

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
How many hot Yeah? Give us your Joey chest not
hot dog prediction. All right, give us that and then
just tell me that I'm right that they should pay
for my my car. So that's a new car, it's
brand new. I just got plates for it the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:43:58):
Use that as like your petition, Like I got all
these YouTube If you go.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Look at this most recent episode, you can hear me
calling my landlord land bitch, and then I'm also about
to throw down if if this isn't resolved, call her
LB for short. I can get the gang to leave
some negative reviews. Happened before, happen again.

Speaker 5 (01:44:20):
Just go up there and listen. Okay, I want you
guys to pay for half of this. Here's the thing.
I'm also gonna give you the number to my previous.

Speaker 7 (01:44:27):
Apartments and you give them a call. Call them and
see how difficult I can be. Before you answer on
whether or not you're gonna pay for half of this.

Speaker 5 (01:44:33):
I just do what he says. Just do this, really,
just do it. It's not worth having him on your
bad side.

Speaker 4 (01:44:42):
Yeah yeah, but yeah. Pass the great podcast on YouTube.
Go comment that I'm right, and also how many hot
dogs you think Joey chest and a lead. If we
can get a two hundred comments, I'll give out one
of the PTG flags. Give out PTG flags to a
random person in the comments this week.

Speaker 3 (01:44:59):
This is the answer sect.

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
Don't do you just answer the question?

Speaker 4 (01:45:02):
Why do you answer the question? Answer answer, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Thank the subject, just answer the open question, kept.

Speaker 4 (01:45:11):
Answer answer any questions?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
Our first question is from Cali House.

Speaker 4 (01:45:24):
Cali House writes in and says, do elephants get stuffy
or running trunks like our noses to?

Speaker 5 (01:45:33):
I mean you have to assume they do.

Speaker 7 (01:45:35):
But also I feel like evolutionary is evolutionarily big word.

Speaker 5 (01:45:41):
They've probably figured it out to where they.

Speaker 7 (01:45:42):
Don't like they gotta like, That's what I'm saying, Like
we only have our nasal passages as a frame of reference.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
Elphan's got a big ass powerful trunk there. I feel
like if it got stuffy, they could just fucking blow
that ship out. Yeah, But like if it was a
money trunk, you're gotta just keep blowing that stuff out.

Speaker 5 (01:46:03):
Do ephants get sick? They get diarrheasic? Do they get
nose sick?

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:08):
I know, like dogs are sick when their noses all dry,
Like elephants probably get sick.

Speaker 7 (01:46:15):
I mean they have to be able to get a
stuffy nose, which that's gotta suck for them. They can't
even like communicate, they can't blow their trunk.

Speaker 3 (01:46:22):
But it's just not going everywhere. They're just like hmm, yeah,
I think they.

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
I hope they don't get stuffy noses, and that would
be way worse. It's like a longer nose. It's longer
to suffer.

Speaker 5 (01:46:41):
That's got to suck.

Speaker 7 (01:46:42):
You Just give them some cocaine. That'll clear the amount.
They're probably having an insane nasal drip.

Speaker 3 (01:46:48):
Oh I bet I'd be wild.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Yes, elephants do have stuffy and running noses like we do,
just tru trunks and scar face.

Speaker 7 (01:47:00):
When he's got that mound of cocaine. I'm picturing an
elephant just hoovering that whole mound in one.

Speaker 5 (01:47:04):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:47:05):
That'd be really funny. Somebody photoshop, photoshop an elephant behind
the cocaine over Tony Montana's head.

Speaker 5 (01:47:14):
Just do that. That's that's just a bump for an elephant.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
Just not this nothing nothing at all. M all right,
great question. CALLI keep him coming. Our next one is
from Preston B. And he emails in and says, is
a wig a hat?

Speaker 3 (01:47:30):
I mean a hat is just a head covering. So yeah,
a wig's a head cover, but it's not a hat.

Speaker 5 (01:47:34):
Why is it not a hat?

Speaker 6 (01:47:35):
It's not a hat?

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
Why hat? Like a bandana is not a hat?

Speaker 5 (01:47:39):
I mean going on your head. Bandana might actually be
more of a visor, depending on how you're wearing.

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
It, But advisor's a hat. Advisor's a hat to me.

Speaker 7 (01:47:50):
Yeah, Well, I'm just saying, because a lot of time
bandana you're not going on top of the head, You're
like kind of just wrapping around. I think it's like
there's a head covering and that's not a hat.

Speaker 5 (01:47:58):
Why is that not a hat?

Speaker 3 (01:48:00):
Because it's it's a wig.

Speaker 5 (01:48:03):
I'm saying, why is that head covering not a hat?
What makes a hat a hat?

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
It's gotta have like a like a bill would be
really part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:10):
So you're trying to tell me that the yamka is
not a.

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
Hat, yamaka is a hat? No Bill, it's different. No, Bill,
I caught you right there.

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
It's different.

Speaker 7 (01:48:18):
It's not like it's saying that the yamaka is the exception. No,
it's just like, what about like you're wearing faux hand
it says doesn't have a bill either.

Speaker 3 (01:48:26):
Is that the thing that looks like a graduate cap.

Speaker 7 (01:48:29):
It's the like little Shiner's hat are also the Indiana's
friend from Egypt from Indiana Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:48:38):
A Pooh had one and Aladdin?

Speaker 5 (01:48:39):
Yeah that no bill.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
Right, but like it doesn't have anything like it's got
to be it's got to go up at a certain point.
You know, you can get a wig pompadoor. Yeah, but
most wigs go over your like I think it is.

Speaker 5 (01:48:57):
I don't know why you're so.

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
I don't think it's not.

Speaker 4 (01:49:00):
Wigs are not hats. It's an accessory. It's a head accessory.
A hat is something you would wear. You would put
a wig on, You wouldn't wear it. You wouldn't wear it. No,
you would be wearing a wig.

Speaker 5 (01:49:13):
Fuck see. But it's not, though, do black girls just
really like wearing hats?

Speaker 3 (01:49:21):
Why you ever being race into it?

Speaker 5 (01:49:22):
Because I don't know a lot of white girls that
have shit tons of wigs.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
But I know, have you ever seen a bachelorette party?

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
They love wis occasionally.

Speaker 7 (01:49:33):
I worked with a girl one time for like four
years and she straight up told me you'll never see
my real hair.

Speaker 3 (01:49:38):
That's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
Just she was just a hat enthusiast.

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
Wigs.

Speaker 5 (01:49:41):
I wish I had thought of that to tell her
that back then. She would not have liked it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Nor wigs are definitely not hats.

Speaker 5 (01:49:48):
All right, poopy pants, you got Robert on your side.

Speaker 4 (01:49:52):
Normally Robert agrees with me. This feels bad, right, all right?
So yeah, two to one we say, all right, they're
not hat half I believe in democracy, all right. Next
one we got this is from josh Tree Caudle at
Joshua Tree seven one three on X and he says,
power rank these TV dads. He has his Homer Simpson

(01:50:12):
from the Simpsons, Randy Marsh from South Park, Peter Griffin
from Family Guy, Bob Belcher from Bob's Burgers, and Stan
Smith from American Dad.

Speaker 3 (01:50:21):
Robert, you go first. You've seen most of these, at least.

Speaker 6 (01:50:25):
I know who all these are. One of the rare occasions.

Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
There we go. This is a good Bobby powering maybe
all right?

Speaker 6 (01:50:31):
Number five, I'm going this is how I interpret it.
This is he's actually I think the worst dad going.
Randy Marsh number five?

Speaker 5 (01:50:42):
What that's the worst down? Okay? These are your these
are your ranks.

Speaker 6 (01:50:49):
I'm gonna go number four. Peter Griffin, Okay, number three,
Stan Smith number two, Homer number one, Bob Belcher.

Speaker 3 (01:51:01):
All right, Pat, okay, so you know Bob, Homer.

Speaker 6 (01:51:07):
And Peter Randy.

Speaker 3 (01:51:10):
Okay, all right, Pat, your turn.

Speaker 5 (01:51:13):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:51:14):
Peter's got to be number five. He's a bad dad,
like he loves his kids and everything. Can you imagine
farting in L's face? Peter does it like nine times
a season. He fucking hates Meg. That's a bad Dad's true.
So he's number five.

Speaker 3 (01:51:28):
I could never do that.

Speaker 7 (01:51:30):
Number four, I'll go Stan Smith. He loves his kids,
but he also he doesn't.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
Like either one of them.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
He's disappointed.

Speaker 7 (01:51:40):
He's disappointed. Yeah, it's all disappointment in both of his kids.

Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:51:45):
Three, I will go. I'll go Homer at three. He
chokes his son a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:51:55):
Yeah, but you know what anymore though, does he not?

Speaker 5 (01:51:59):
So you know what? So then definitely bad dad because
he stopped disciplining his son. That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:52:03):
You got to discipline those kids.

Speaker 7 (01:52:05):
The done age he took him choking Bart out of
the Simpsons. It's a fucking cartoon, Jesus.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:52:10):
Number uh, I'll go Randy Mars number two. Randy's a
fucking great Okay, Randy goes above it, dude. He brought
his son the sort of a thousand truths that is true.
Like he goes above it. Does he have moments where
he's not being a great dad. Yeah, Randy likes to
get drunk and fight at little league games. But you

(01:52:31):
know what, he's at every little league game. He's a
supportive dad. He's there all the time. And number one,
Bob Belchi guy's just a good dad. He doesn't understand
his kids, but he's always nice and loving, okay. Teaches
them life skills and work ethic by making them work
in the restaurant.

Speaker 4 (01:52:48):
And they don't want to at all and very rarely do. Yeah, okay,
but you know what they do everything as a family.
That's a good dad, you know, Bob, Randy, Homer stand
and Peter and Peter. Okay, I'm gonna go. Number five
is Stan Smith bring an alien to your house to

(01:53:08):
live at your house is just irresponsible.

Speaker 7 (01:53:11):
Not just an alien, an alien who's a sexual defense
a weird alien.

Speaker 4 (01:53:14):
And then this like Russian guy or Klaus that you've
got there, it's a guy's body that you put into
a fish like that's just a weird situation to bring home.

Speaker 5 (01:53:23):
You know what, sometimes you got to bring a homework
with you.

Speaker 4 (01:53:25):
I don't like bringing my work home, you know, it's unavoidable,
even though I do a podcast home sometimes, so Stansman
I put it five.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
Four is Homer. He's not really that great at being
a dad. He's a good dad to Lisa, not always,
not really.

Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
He's not there for a lot of things at least,
is usually disappointed everything he does.

Speaker 5 (01:53:46):
You know, Yeah, he skips a lot of shit.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
He gives a bunch of things. Three is Peter.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
I don't know why I put him over Homer because
he's kind of on the same same category. Will fight
for his family, but yeah, he'll fight a chicken for
his family. I don't know if Homer would do that.
So that's really what the tiebreaker was. I guess chicken fights.
Two is Randy Marsh. Maybe not the best at all
the time, but like, I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

Speaker 7 (01:54:15):
Like he bought a nice farm for his family to
live on. Yeah, they didn't want to do it and
it was just a cell weed, but he did it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:21):
Tegrity Farms.

Speaker 4 (01:54:21):
Yeah, he knows this that He's pretty involved in a
lot of things in their lives and then he's yeah,
he's had all their games.

Speaker 3 (01:54:29):
He does all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:54:30):
He literally invented lord so he could like support that
helps support the family. Like he's going outside the box.
He's doing all this other stuff. I think Randy is too.
And then won is Bob just because like kind of
everything you guys said, like Bob Belcher rocks.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
He just keeps getting beaten down by life.

Speaker 3 (01:54:48):
But you know all of us in life where you're
just like.

Speaker 4 (01:54:54):
The landlord, I gotta pay the rent again. Just the
ultimate n't help it. Okay, gee, okay you no, no, no, no,
Gene stop that. No burgers, stop doing that. Please quit
doing that. You're scaring away the customers. Uh so I go, yeah, Bob,
Randy Marsh, Peter Griffin, Homer Simpsons, Stan Smith.

Speaker 3 (01:55:14):
That was a good power ranking, very good.

Speaker 4 (01:55:17):
Next one we got it's an email from Aaron m
And Aaron says, can birds be tone deaf?

Speaker 5 (01:55:24):
For sure? Dude?

Speaker 4 (01:55:27):
Yeah, Like not all birds are good at singing, And
a lot of times birds just mimic shit they hear,
so like I don't even know if that they really
have have tone in the first place. But like you're
at a crow they fucking suck like you're fucking tone
deaf is a motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (01:55:44):
You think that's about you should hear the crows that
are bad at crowing. It's even worse, but you don't
hear them.

Speaker 7 (01:55:49):
I think I think the tone deaf birds are probably
the in cells of the bird community. They don't even
try and sing because they're like, you know what, I'm done,
I'm not even trying to attract mate.

Speaker 5 (01:55:58):
Oh yeah, true, But really it's just because they're bad
at singing.

Speaker 3 (01:56:01):
You're not going to sing a song. They can't all
be good, you know, they can't all be good.

Speaker 7 (01:56:07):
Like with any other species. You might get a del
you might get me right, one is a vastly better singer.
I would say fewer birds are tone deaf than people.
M hmm, like a pigeon.

Speaker 3 (01:56:20):
Pigeons don't guy anything.

Speaker 5 (01:56:21):
I mean, think about what it could even be.

Speaker 7 (01:56:23):
A lot of the birds we hear their tone might
be off. We keep hearing them because they don't get
no bird pussy because they can't match up because their
tone deaf and they sound like shit, Yeah, they sung
like Ed Sheeran, they'd be swimming in.

Speaker 4 (01:56:37):
That pussy And if Ed sheeron was a bird, he
would be a macaw probably, I don't know why. I
don't know if macaus can sing.

Speaker 7 (01:56:46):
I'm trying to think of an ugly bird that sounds nice.
I don't know what's you know what? He would be
an oriole ginger.

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
I'm a call looks cool as fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:56:56):
Or would he be an oriole? Or would he be
a uh Cardinal's technically it's more red than orange.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:57:07):
Red? He would be an oriole. Yeah, he'd be an oriole.
Cardinals are elite. I got cardinal is by me?

Speaker 5 (01:57:13):
The real treat to see it? Have you have some
birds to ringk next?

Speaker 1 (01:57:16):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:57:16):
Yeah, birds, let's rank birds. There's so many we could
choose from. But the swallow birds. What is the significance
of a swallowing that?

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Like a million people have tattoos of swallows? What does
swallows mean?

Speaker 4 (01:57:31):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:57:33):
Is it they're trying to get a dove, but they
said the wrong bird.

Speaker 7 (01:57:37):
I want the bird of peace. Give me a swallow
and the tattoo orders It's like, it's not what it is,
but you said it swallow?

Speaker 3 (01:57:43):
What does it mean?

Speaker 7 (01:57:45):
You might want to rephrase that swallow bird? What does
the swallow bird symbolize. If you just google what a
swallow mean, you're gonna get a very different search and
you're on the.

Speaker 3 (01:57:56):
It's a Victorian symbol of successful voice. And it is
a talisman.

Speaker 5 (01:58:02):
Oh yeah, because it's a seabird.

Speaker 3 (01:58:04):
Isn't of good luck and a harbinger of the land.

Speaker 5 (01:58:08):
So yeah, it's a seabird. So that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (01:58:09):
When you had to travel by ship, swallows were very
important because you're like, oh good, we're not going to die.

Speaker 5 (01:58:14):
On the ocean. Okay, Well, none of the people that
I know that have swallow tattoos are on the ocean. Ever.

Speaker 7 (01:58:21):
I mean, how many people have gotten Asian tattoos that
have never been to China. That's true, Like tattoos don't
mean shit most.

Speaker 5 (01:58:27):
Of the time.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:58:29):
That's true, all right, but I would Yeah, birds can
definitely be tone deaf, Yeah, without a doubt.

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
Just look at crows.

Speaker 4 (01:58:38):
Crows fucking suck the roads, fucking suck at singing woodpeckers.
They don't even know how to sing. They're basically like
the mutes of the bird community. They just like I
had to hit things with my beak wood pepper. Woodpeckers
are the kids from junior High. That's just drum with
pencils all day. Wood pepper is even worse. It's really
just like this woody kind of pepper that you don't
like it, Just like, what is this? I thought this

(01:58:59):
was I thought this would be pepper Like, No, it's
wood pepper.

Speaker 5 (01:59:01):
Wood pepper would be great, dude, pepper with mesquite flavoring
on it.

Speaker 4 (01:59:04):
No, it's just grains of wood instead of pepper, like
a substitute the wood mosquite. Do you want to eat
that instead of pepper?

Speaker 7 (01:59:12):
I mean, if I'm out of pepper chopped up wood,
were you gonna not season your food?

Speaker 3 (01:59:16):
You get white, you get splinters. I don't like splinters.

Speaker 5 (01:59:21):
Neither do I. But I don't want unseasoned steak either.

Speaker 4 (01:59:23):
I don't want wood seasoned steak either. I do with
grains of just little pieces of wood. If it's maple,
that'd be sweet. Still seems like I don't want to
eat that. It's like eating a cork.

Speaker 5 (01:59:38):
All right, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:59:39):
Last question?

Speaker 4 (01:59:40):
Rhys Ballard writes in and says what food would make
the best boomerang banana?

Speaker 3 (01:59:46):
Wrong, It'd be a tortilla.

Speaker 4 (01:59:51):
You could buy a tortilla into the shape of a
boomerang and make that bitch come back to you. You
can sling the fuck out of tortilla. I mean, if
you've got good wind, you can just sling a tortilla
and it'll come.

Speaker 3 (01:59:58):
Back to you, right, A banana heavy tortilla, that bad
boy will come right back to you.

Speaker 6 (02:00:04):
Pizza dough, pizza, a little.

Speaker 5 (02:00:07):
Too heavy, A little heavy, heavier tortilla.

Speaker 3 (02:00:10):
But like a great point right back down to you.
That's not what's boomerang. That's up. You have throw it out.

Speaker 5 (02:00:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:00:17):
I like where you're going with that. Your feelings are valid, Robert.
I appreciate that, But I think tortilla makes the most sense.
I mean, I did just say wood was edible, so
a boomerang could be food. Well, it says what food
would make the best boomerang.

Speaker 7 (02:00:34):
If you eat a boomerang, is it food, So then
it would be the best boomerang, an edible boomerang. I
think I'm with you, though. Tortilla. It's light, it's got
the ability to fly, so RPMs on that bitch. It's
gonna come back.

Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
Yeah, and you can take a little bite out of
it to actually make it more of a boomerang shape
to make it more likely to do that, because.

Speaker 5 (02:00:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (02:00:51):
I think the bite out of it will just make
it wobble in a less aerodynamic well.

Speaker 4 (02:00:54):
I mean, we'd have we could buy a whole thing
in tortillas for like a dollar and then figure out
we might have to test this. I would be very
down to do that and then just also make tacos
and have tacos with the rest.

Speaker 5 (02:01:04):
Also, I want to revive our tortilla tossing league.

Speaker 4 (02:01:07):
I would like to do that too, though it's a
lot of fun. I think about that several times a week,
just how much fun that was to.

Speaker 7 (02:01:13):
If every time I go to an Airbnb for the
rest of my life, I'm gonna be like, I gotta
get some tortillas.

Speaker 4 (02:01:18):
My bachelor party of my friend Tyler fucking slung that
thing three football fields. It still go into this day,
rumor has it. But tortilla just makes the most sense,
being that like being light, being floppy, very throwable. Yeah,
so throwable, so throwable, and if it catches any kind
of wind, it can come right back to you. And

(02:01:40):
if not, if you buy it in the right way,
I think you can make it swing back to you anyways,
and again, if you're new to the podcast, everything in
the world is a boomerang. Whether or not it's a
good boomerang is up for debate, to debate, like you
throw it out there. If it just falls down, it's
a really shitty boomerang. But like everything is a boomerang.
No tortillas make fantastic boom raing. It's banana.

Speaker 5 (02:02:01):
I don't know if it's a fantastic not coming back.

Speaker 3 (02:02:03):
I think it would be its food boomerang, fantastic food boomerang.

Speaker 5 (02:02:07):
It's a it's a it's a usable boomerang. It is boomerangable.

Speaker 3 (02:02:13):
It's boomerangable for sure, very boomerangable.

Speaker 4 (02:02:15):
All right, great question, rees, great question by great questions
by everybody. Again, If you want to submit your questions
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Speaker 3 (02:03:21):
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Love you guys.

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I already give her a handle our Instagram and stuff out.
Let's wrap it up with a random person generator.

Speaker 3 (02:03:32):
Who are we going with this week?

Speaker 5 (02:03:33):
Boys? I am going to take Joey Chestnut also the
Lakers being sold.

Speaker 6 (02:03:38):
I saw that I'm gonna go Kristin Shaw She's the
voice of Louise and.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
Boss Nice, Christmas Shaw, Joey Chestnut, Eugene Merman.

Speaker 3 (02:03:47):
No, I'm gonna go David Bowie again.

Speaker 1 (02:03:49):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (02:03:50):
I'm gonna try and stay consistent and eventually one of
them ahead if I keep down dancing around.

Speaker 3 (02:03:53):
I don't know, Dave Bowie.

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
I'm going Dave Bowie again for second straight week. Christians Shaw,
Joey Chestnut, David Bowie. Here we go, Ellen Burston, Montgomery,
Cliff Omar Shariff, The Band, David Frost, Mary Pickford, Kate
Humble and r. E. M Back, Dakota Fanning, Steve McQueen,

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Frank Sedgman, Gladys Knight, Jammie Paxman, Michael Douglas, Fred Astaire,
Eddie R.

Speaker 3 (02:04:23):
Carow And one more time. Christian Shaw, Joey Chestnut, David Bowie.

Speaker 5 (02:04:30):
What are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (02:04:33):
Anna Kendrick went On a Writer, Marvin Gaye, Natalie Wood,
Harrison Ford, Christen Stewart, Bruce Lee.

Speaker 3 (02:04:38):
Philip Schofield. Just do one more just for shits and gigs.

Speaker 5 (02:04:44):
This counts all.

Speaker 4 (02:04:46):
Right, Helen hol jac Is, Michael Jordan, Yvonne Goolagong, Collie
Steven Tyler, Paul McCartney, Spetlanic, Who's nets?

Speaker 3 (02:04:54):
Who's Netsova?

Speaker 4 (02:04:56):
Sean Connery, Paul mcgory, Paul McCartney and Anna Magnety.

Speaker 5 (02:05:01):
All right, closest were you? Michael Jordan, he's the go
Joey Chest wants to go.

Speaker 4 (02:05:05):
All right, I'll give you that doesn't count though, it
doesn't not just I want the closest.

Speaker 3 (02:05:09):
Still have not got this yet. You've got this though, Yeah,
I've also got this.

Speaker 5 (02:05:13):
That's good. That's also it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
All right, My time is coming one day maybe maybe.
All right, love you guys, have a great rest of
your week until we talk to you next time. Past
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