Pass The Gravy #623: Fortar Shells

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
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Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
This water?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
I did there, I did the King. How's it going everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
It's past Gravy Episode six hundred and twenty three. I
am Alex Middleton, you'r host with my producer and coast
Robert the Jokes Barbosa Hog and joining us today a
very special guest to celebrate America's birthday.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
We got the one and only Pat Dion.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Because what is more American then a fat white guy
who has too much self importance yep, yep, yeah, and
a lot to say and just knows, not even believes,
just knows that is America is better than everyone.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Else, which is true. I did miss this is the
first time in while I missed the Pew Pew's intro
because the fourth of July Onland we would always just
have all of the gun zounds and everything like that,
but shout out to America that stoked about it was
our fourth of July. Spectacular. I must said spectacular, but
we don't say that on this now. We're spectacular, but.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Don't talk about specs. Don't what.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Means the sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Okayeah, alright, respects, respects, got it? Got it. You know
what I had this weekend that I didn't even know
was the thing was actual beer broughts. Did you know
that beer broughts are supposed to just be boiled in beer?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I never put that together. I went to a party
this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
You thought they were made with beer.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
I just yeah, I just thought they were, like you
would you'd cook him and beer or whatever. I didn't
really think it. Yeah, I thought you would have him
with a beer. Like I don't know, like food names
don't always make sense.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I didn't want to get drunk, but my sausage just
told me that I had to.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, it's just like get parents nice here with the beer.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
I was like, if you just called him like, that's
like with the Germans just called hot dogs. They were
like the beer beer bruds brought first to have them
visits the beers, visit zi lagas.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Maybe some schnitzel, yes, with a little bit of sneitzel.
Did I text you yesterday Hitler came into the restaurant?
Now what Obviously it wasn't really Hitler, but I have
to assume this guy lost a fucking bet. Tell me
that's not Adolf Hitler's haircut. Do you have Theah, no,

(02:46):
no stash, no stash, but that like you can't really
tell from that one. The other side of his head
is shaved, so it's the full on, like short swoop
over like my beer recruit. I don't want to show.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
I'm not gonna put somebody on blast on camera, but
tell me that's not funny if you put it on
the camera. And then Robert just blurted out.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Like he walked into his barber and they're like, what
do you want? He's like, so there's a certain people
I do not like.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
You say no more, but yeah, beer brots.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
You're supposed to boil the brots in beer and onions,
and then you take them out, you throw them on
the grill, then you throw them back in the beer
boil and then you put the onions on top. Yeah
fucked dude, they fucking rocked. I mean, I've bought Brox
brots millions of times. Off also bought Brons millions of
time as well, gummies, but brots that are like true

(03:40):
beer brots. It was the best broadwayst I've ever had
in my life.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
They're so good. It's just combining two great things, meating beer.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Like for forth, the jois, I don't know if I
can go back.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Well, I mean, you got on me for eating Japanese
food on an American holiday on Memorial Day. If you
eat German food.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Beer dogs fair enough.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Also, it's like, dude, we dominated them so hard. Broughts
are our thing now like German zon't even we took
him back. Yeah, you can have liverworks.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Because they were it was a Wisconsin style, is what
he said. Okay, that's that's America as America as you
can be.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Cheese and beer.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
But the the legit the best brats have ever had
in my life.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
It was done. I'm proud of you for now realizing that.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
And No, I had like three of them too, and
I was just like, I'm just gonna go back for another,
go back for another one.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
I'm gonna go back for Were you just eating the
brought by themselves or did you have.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
The onion the bun and I had a little mustard
and Sara krat on it.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I was gonna say, the sour crowd is so key. Yeah,
It's one of those foods where like as a child,
I don't think it's possible to like sauer kraut, but
I don't know what age. You hit an age and
all of a sudden, sour Kraut's just delicious. I didn't
like it.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
I always wanted to like it because my dad would
make it when my mom was out, and like he'd like,
we're gonna have hot dogs and he would just put
Sarah Crowd in his but it stunk up the house
and my mom hated the smell of it. So like grey,
Mom's gone, we're making these all right? And then I
always tell I always try ah, but it was like it's
cool because it's like we can do what the girls

(05:05):
are around. I don't know, it felt like I was like,
I'm not supposed to.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Be having this make our own beef jerky. Yeah with
a little dejon on there too. The beer brades do. Fuck,
that's I think that's what because like hot dogs, I'm like,
people like you don't put ketchup on a hot dog.
I'm like, fucking yes, you do. Don't put it on
a broth, though I can it has to be mustard.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I can say that whatever you put on on whatever
is gross, but like, I don't give a fuck what
you put on your hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You know, I'm at that point, dude, it's a hot dog.
It's literally all of the less.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I don't, right, yeah, and you can't really get on
your high horse about that. But I don't really think
ketchup belongs on a hot dog. But I don't give
a fuck if people will put it on that. It's like,
I don't want to catch up hot dog.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's only good when you're a little kid. That's only acceptable.
That why if it still tastes good to me, which
I guess is an argument against me saying you can't
put it on brought worst.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
I'm like, okay, if you do like ketchup on a
hot dog, then like cool you you stop with kid.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Ketchup mustard is a cool.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Common sometimes relish if I'm in the movie, like Celery Salt,
if it's there. I was a late in life relish guy.
Oh I loved relish growing up. I feel like I'm
less on relish now than I was growing up. Really yeah,
I think I ate so many pickles during the pandemic.
I kind of like just pushed myself out on it.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
I used to work a bunch of high school football
games on weekends when I was part time at the
radio station. I would fill in and do a bunch
of games, and like the only food that they had
for free, and like the little press box was just
the hot dogs and the little steamer thing. So I
would just eat hot dogs every Thursday and Friday that
I worked. It's great games, and I would house like

(06:42):
three or four of them, and then I changed it up.
But I was all right, like Mustard's been enough. But
they've got these little you got these little relish packets,
Let me try these not as bad, and you just
kind of mix it up a little different stuff on
it each time. But I had thousands of hot dogs
good press boxes of high school football.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Stadium, so that you should have started bringing your own
conniments tackle box. It looks chopped up onions in here.
I got a little sour kraut in this pouch. That'd
be sick. People would have been like, what the fuck
is wrong with.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
A little hot plate?

Speaker 4 (07:14):
They started like eating up some mac and cheese, and
I make just like chop him up and put him
in there.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Just looking at every You'll want to get down on
them anyone. I'm not gonna eat all this. You guys
don't want any tackle box tackle box sower kraut.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Okay, all right, look, I mean it right before I
came here. It's not like it's old or anything. Yeah,
it was in the back of a truck for a while,
but it's fine. Fun, it's fine. You're not gonna get sick.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Set, You're not gonna poop anymore. You're being hysterical.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Another thing I did come up with this is a
theory that was based off of something from a couple
of weeks ago. A couple of weeks ago, I talked
to you about the park that I walked my dog at.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
There is this guy who was loudly talking.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
On the phone.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
He was exercised, and he said, but he was smoking
cigar the whole time. I saw him again this week,
and I was just like, this guy may just be
trying to get in wicked shape and also like smoking cigars.
And then I got to thinking, wouldn't you be in
better shape if you trained smoking cigarettes or cigars or
tobacco products, because they already have like those those parachutes

(08:21):
that you get attached for when you want to run,
it'll slow you down, but then when you run without
the parachute, you run faster. They already have those altitude
masks that you run and it simulates it like you're
at a high altitude, so you can't breathe as well.
Why not just incorporate all that and then also smoke
SIGs while you're while you're training, because then, oh, the

(08:42):
Olympics come around and I've been training with cigarettes this
whole time. Guess what's gonna happen when I'm not smoking cigarettes.
My lungs can be wild. Yeah, so I did. I
did some research. Look look at these notes, pat, I
have notes for you. But it increases your lung volume,
which is good. Then you can hold more air when
you're running.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
It also is uh.

Speaker 4 (09:04):
It's been linked to increased hemoglobin levels. Hemoglobin is the
protein in your red blood cells that transfers oxygen to
the rest of your body from your lungs. So I
would imagine having higher hemoglobin would mean you can get
oxygen to the rest of your body. Faster, which would
make you faster. So why not just train and smoke cigarettes?

(09:25):
That guy walking the track might have been a genius.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Well, he's on the right track. I don't think you
want to be smoking them while you're running, just because
you're gonna have to grab it and like, and it's
gonna mess with your form. Smoke a cigarette right before
you run. But yeah, you're the key if you've gotta
have to smoke in your system, but not while you're doing.
If you're fucking with your form the whole time, then
it just makes you focus on what to do when
you're not naming that Now, you don't fuck with form.

(09:50):
You gotta have that muscle memory. But like if you
if you imagine, you say, Bolt.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Just beaten beating the doors off everybody and his whatever
event he had, Oh I'm sure he was grant. But
then just like ripping darts the whole time he's training
like that, Like his lung capacity would be wild.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Like I picture that that dude. What was it out
of like Serbia that won the shooting competition and was
just like wearing jeans. Oh yeah, then I guarantee you
that dude if they would let him woud have smoked
a cigarette on the podium. Yeah, that dude smokes for sure,
But it's not like he didn't need endurance for.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
That, but that it does increase your endurance if you
were training.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Obviously, if you're just sitting around smoking cigarettes, your endurance
isn't gonna be great. But like if you were in
a treadmill just ripping darts, maybe that's what you need
to do. You need to just get like a trainer
that just holds the SIGs to you and then like
or like a little hold it.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
In, hold it in, run, run, run, run.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
And you're just tapping it.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You're speeding up the speed on the treadmill, and then
you're just like all right, and you've got all this
smoke in your lungs.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
You're exhausted, but you're getting better.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
And then you have like one of those swing arms
for like a microphone, but you just have a cigarette
in the end of it. Cigarette would be great whenever
you need a nice little quick puff. Yep, I love
that idea.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Like, yes, there, it does seem like there's other things
in tobacco that may be bad for you.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I will give you that. You don't have to smoke tobacco,
but just smoking in general while you're training, wouldn't it
wouldn't It would increase a lot of the endurance stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
It makes sense to me, and it would have bad
side effects.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
And like, I don't want any doctors to tell me
I'm wrong on this because I've looked up two things
that I googled and it seems like they align with
what I just said.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
So that's my theory.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
You should you should incur if you're if you're an athlete,
if you want to be a more elite athlete, incorporate
smoking cigarettes or tobacco products into your workout regimen. Now
this doesn't mean do it all the time when you're
not doing that, but like if you're a sprinter, start
sprinting while you're smoking cigs and then your your lung
capacity to better, your hemoglobe is gonna better, and you
are going to be a more elite athlete because of tobacco,

(11:51):
not not despite tobacco.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You know who this would be great for is the
MMA guys, because I mean that's a lot of endurance
that you need for that. Also, smoking six can be
kind of an appetite supress and can help you cut weight,
help you make a weight, help you cut weight.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
But yeah, it would also help you, like stay in
shape if you're not an elite athlete playing a professional sport,
if you're just trying to run regularly or or work
out regularly, it'll just help out like increase.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Your your endurance.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
It makes sense to me.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
You're stressing your body out while working out. So then
when you need to not be working out and you're
actually like the time comes where I gotta be at
my best.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
You stop like a week beforehand. So when the competition
actually comes, you're like, I feel fucking great right now.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, it's like tiering for a marathon. But then you're
just like, all right, I'm gonna do twelve cigarettes. I'm
gonna do a whole pack this workout, and then the
next one you just do ten cigarettes. Then you get
down to six, and then you go back to ten
to trick your body. But no, no, no, no, don't, don't.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Don't be a bit. You're like hit training with cigarette.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, just hit training with cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
And then as you get closer to the race, you're like, cool, well,
I've been smoking SIGs this whole time. And then race
day comes and you don't have to smoke cigarettes and
your body's like this fucking rocks look at me, and
you just sail past everybody, Like, what's your secret?

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Cigarettes?

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I mean, you could definitely smoke cigarettes while doing our
nineties training that we were talking about last week. Skip
it with a cigarette. You don't need your hands at all.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Yeah, that would also just just.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
As it would look really cool.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
It would look pretty cool. It would look pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
But yeah, let's start incorporating cigarettes into our workout routines and.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
It will make us better, more elite athletes. That's that's
my theory. Your girl gets them out of you. Are
you smoking cigarettes? Babe? I'm doing it for my health.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
They said it's good for me, and I've always said
on this show. Actually I've already said but like, if
it were up to me, I'm not a doctor, but
like I would make cigarettes that cured cancer. Big Farmer
doesn't want to hear that, but like, hey, open your eyes, people,
let's make like cancer curing cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Why can't we just film with vitamins? How'd you get
cancer cigarettes?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Well?

Speaker 3 (13:59):
What if we maybe these to reverse that?

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Done? Yeah, I just think of a pun name for him.
I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Kick garettes because they're they're kicking cancer.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
There. You Gorettes kick carettes and they just kick ass.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
It sounds like Nicorette too, which is all another cigarette alternative.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Leave that out.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Bleep that out, please, but don't bleep out that I
said it sounds like that, because that'll just leave people working.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Bleep out one syllable from that word and not the
first one.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Actually, instead of bleeping out, Robert, could you just like
do the thing where you like reverse it, so like
if that for wrong, I did wrong? Yeah, okay, cool,
and then just reverse that whole ast sense where I
just was telling you to do that.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
So this whole segment is gonna sound like Missy Elliott,
isn't it? We need?

Speaker 3 (14:53):
All right, what do you guys have for the Precampa segment?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I had another idea. I feel like I've been on
a kick lately of comput eating ideas with pickle ball,
new sports that don't suck, right, I'm cool with that
beer sketball. So what it is? You're playing basket beer,
skip ball, beersketball, all right, but you must have a
beer in your hand at all times, So you're playing
one handed the one handed dribble one handed dribble. I mean,

(15:16):
when you're shooting, you can use two hands if you
can do it without spilling. I haven't really come up
with a full one on that. There's gonna be some
sort of fount maybe just a turnover. But the key
is as soon as you finish that beer, you can't
finish it and be on defense. Stated, you've got to
run straight to the sideline and get another beer. So
you gotta try and do this finish benefit of finishing
the beer. I feel like there should be points rewarded. Yeah,
so what it is every time you finish a beer,

(15:38):
it's two more points for your team.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh, I like that. So it's you and you're like
boys go.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
But you but you want to try and you transition
so like down the court you can grab another one,
so you're not hurting your team on offense or defense
anything like that.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Just like James, right, and when he's not playing defense,
he could just be chugging beer.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yeah, So like guys like that who are gonna plays anyway?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Oh Luca, dude, Lucas. Luca would be all the Eastern
Europeans too at this game. But it's it's also gonna
be really funny because you're playing one hand offense, one
hand defense all that. Let's see what else did I have? Yeah,
doing transit. If you hand off the beer for a
new one and it's not empty, like there'll be a
ref that you have to hand it off to. If
they shake that beer and it's not empty, technical foul.

(16:20):
The other team gets a shot and possession. So like,
you can't be cheating and not finishing your beers. I
like that, that's a good part of it. Lot, And
if you drop your beer, like a spill is one thing.
If you drop your beer and like spill it, that
the same thing technical.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
Carrying, Like I'd like the opportunity for it to break,
but I feel that would slow the game down.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
I mean, I think we need to get a sponsored
beer for this. So it's gonna be in the can. Okay,
you can't have glass. That's just dangerous.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Obviously, but that adds an element of danger. And I
like that you get a hard foul you fall in glass.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
I'm just thinking too, like how great would it be
a poster dude going down the court, goes up for
the jam and he's swigging the beer as he's in
mid air dunking the ball, Like that'd be the greatest picture.
Mince Lebron and.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
D Wade the dunk contest look better.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Yeah, also be really fun to watch guys.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I would call it the drunk Contest.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Like, after like three beers, you can see a dude
start to really get his stroke. He's like hitting one
handed threes after like five beers, all of a sudden'
like ah shit, he drank too many. Yeah, this isn't
going well.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
He can take yourself out of the game basically.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
But just I think it'd be a great game for
guys like me that, like, you know, we should get
some exercise, but I don't want to stop drinking to
do this.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
I like this idea. I would watch it. I'm not
saying it would be a great product, but I would.
I would be entertained by it for a period of time.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Well, I think we're just gonna introduce the world to
athletes that they didn't know existed.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
I think that's yeah, like nobody talks about like who
the best guy at playing hoops is after he's been
drinking beers.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
Also would be really funny, Like.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, Lebron's good, but Lebron takes care of his body.
What about Pete in Sales that can crush thirteen beers
and then just go hit seven threes, Like, why don't
we talk about that guy.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
He's a guy, He'm sure he's out there.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
It's an athletic level that is not appreciated in this world.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
So like, yeah, bryceon Deshamba can win majors occasionally, but
like what about Steve the attorney that had fourteen beers
on his last eighteen.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Hole golf outing.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
I mean, we can even that and then shot like
just seven over part.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
We can have a spinoff league two. I assume this
one would be in Asia where it's not beers, it's cigarettes.
You're just smoking the entire game too, So.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
They did my train My training would actually yeah, really
beneficial then.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
But I mean because like the Korean Baseball League they
have a smoke break in the fifth inning. I think
smoking would just work well for them over there. Yeah. Plus,
it'd be great to see a dude like hitting a
three or like lining up a three with the cigarette
in his mouth, smokes in his eyes and he's still
just wet. That would be pretty cool. Yeah, So beersketball.
That's my new year, new sport idea.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
You know, like we've been talking about like gravy field day,
Like instead of picking real field day events, the games
that you come up with, we should just do those
pickle pong and beersketball, skip it skip it races and.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
The skip it races with it because you're gonna trip
yourself as you're running, and it's gonna be even funnier.
They have skipp it fights, skip it hurdles.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Yeah, it's most honestly, most of the field they would
be skip it related, but.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
We would kip it dodgeball. We're gonna hit the ball
with the skip it.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
We would also have beer skip ball and pickle pog
and those would be the other two things. Why there's
just so many skipp its. Look, we really went all
in on the skipp it idea. Turns out they're not
that expensive. We could buy them in.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Bulk, maybe even at halftime, like the teams have to
do a boat race for like five points like that.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Like that a lot.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
Like there's more ideas to flesh it out, but I
think I have the basic cigarette miles. Oh, the cigarette
mile you have to you.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Have to crush a pack of cigarettes and run a mile.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
Or just the you can't finish.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
You can't finish the cigarettes before you finish the mile,
and you have you can't finish them after you finished
them mile. You have to finish them during the course
of the mile.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
The beer relay, we're like, you have a beer in
your hand, but your teammate hands you off a beer,
but the one they're handing off is the empty that
they drank during their quarter of the mile. And you
have to finish your quarter of the mile, well, drinking
your beer while you're running your quarter of a mile,
so then you can hand your empty off that that
would be a good event. That a lot. Robert, Can

(20:19):
you add anything to this field? Dad? Yeah? What are
your thoughts?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Do you think you could do a cigarette mile?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
No? I don't. I do not think so. Come on, No,
I get like one step and then I'm out.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Yeah, but think of how elite you could be as
an athlete if you kept doing it.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
No, This reminds me of like the The King of
the Hill episode where Hank makes Bobby smoke all the
cigarettes m.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Cigarettes and it just gets addicted to cigarette.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, he just loves.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Hecky, I left a tile in the bathroom for you.
Can you go look at it. The tile was a
cigarette cigarette. I did that episode not long ago, and
I was like, dude, that was dope when you could
just smoke in restaurants. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
It was that was that was so America, though, it
was pretty America. Smoking on planes, that was that's wild.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
See. But here's the thing I actually found out. We
couldn't it catch it on fire? Yes it can. I
found no, they had the little ass trays and right
were careful and less fat back then because they were
smoking cigarettes. They were eating. But also I found out
I found out I saw a dude on Instagram say this,
So it's probably true that the air quality in the
planes was actually better when people were smoking cigarettes because

(21:38):
they had to flush it out, like every the air
would cycle in like every two or five minutes whatever
it was.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
Now it's like every half hour. They cycled the air.
So it's actually like not as healthy.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Up in the plane. I have no idea if any
of that information is true. I choose to believe it.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
The Internet would never lie to you, especially not just
some dude on the podcage putting out clips to try
and get hits first.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
That's yeah, that's definitely not the case. I'm sure. Also,
it was a not it was a random video. It's
not even like a podcast I've ever heard of, so
that it could just be fake.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, we're that podcast to a lot of people on TikTok.
I feel like they let us know.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, but we never intentionally say fake shit. We're just dumb.
That's not true. We also say fake shit sometimes No
it's not. But if it's fake, then that was AI.
That wasn't us.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, that's the AI versions of us say that. There's
a lot of those.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
By the way, I'm actually getting worried how much I'm
enjoying the AI videos now, don't they're funny though, But
they're funny. I like eight second videos of jokes. I've
been very pro the machines for a long time. You
forget this about me every time. I'll be I'll be
such a fucking Benedict Arnold for the human race.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Yeah, I know you will. I know you will.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
You'll sell us on a second, not you just the general.
I'll be Okay, I got I got some people that
you should keep around. They're good guys. Selling us out
in a second.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
All right, Robert, what you got for pre come segment.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Sort of a really to basketball or PA was saying,
are you hearing more about the NBA off season than
you ever had before? Or is it just because it's
really the only thing they're going on, Like do they have?
Is there off season exciting?

Speaker 4 (23:20):
The week and fourth of July is always kind of
a big week for the NBA because it's like free
agency starts.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yeah. Also, I think what it is, Robert is Houston
made a big move. Yeah, so that's why you're that's
what it is. If Houston hadn't done shit, you would
not have heard it because you don't care about basketball.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, I don't so that.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, one of the few people that cares less about
basketball than I do. And I respect that about you.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Okay, That's what I'm because I was wondering. I'm like,
is is there like fregency period, off season whatever, more
exciting than other sports?

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Like?

Speaker 5 (23:48):
Is it more exciting than than football or baseball?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Football? Football is king?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Yeah, football is king when football does anything, like they're
like on the schedule release and people are talking about
the NFL schedule during the NBA playoffs, But the NBA
does get like this week in July where we're like
oh shit, Steve Nash is going to the Lakers like
that stuff's always Damian Lillard.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
They waived him, like yeah, he's thirty five in injured
all and.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Like people are off work for like the fourth the
week of the fourth of July a lot of time,
so like you've got more time to like consume that
media and you're.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Like, oh shit, I can't believe this is going on.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I was gonna make free agency a come by kid,
but now that you're talking about it, now it's here,
so we don't even need it for come by kid.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
But that's what it is. That Houston got the Slim Reaper,
so you're just hearing about it more. We got some
excitement in the town in.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
The h and uh, Dorian Finney Smith we got him
too is an upgrade from Dylan Brooks, which is pretty good.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, but Dylan Brooks he was great because he was
the guy that would just piss off the.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
Other right, But now, like this guy is Dylan Brooks,
but he can shoot too. Does he piss off the No,
it doesn't, and he doesn't piss people off, so everybody
doesn't just hate your team right the bat.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
But he was he wasn't just the guy, like he
didn't just motivate people. But the one time when he
said he was a le Bronz stopper and then lebron
dropped like forty on his head. Bad, that's bad. But
for the most part, he just pisses off other players
and then they get off their game. He's good about that.
I'm not really gonna miss it. It was. It was fun
having him on the team. I hated him when he
was off the team.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yeah, he's an asshole, but he's our asshole now. I
don't care. So we got Dorian.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's cool, dude. Rockets are gonna win it all probably,
and the as shows are gonna win all. It's gonna
be a fucking great season for Houston.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
They're like the fourth best odds to win the NBA
title right now. But yeah, but NBA free agency is
just hot right now.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And like.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
I know, you guys like baseball a lot. I get
very mad about baseball, Like I've already talked about a bunch,
but like baseball.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Kind of sucks until after the all start break.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Disagree, the beginning is fun, yeah, I say, right now,
like I'm like, eh, well, it's also.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Now that my team's losing.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
The thing. Part of the reason you get that way
about baseball is by the time that baseball is the
only sport playing is when you're getting in the dog
days of summer, you're like, all right, we're almost halfway through.
It means we've got a large chunk of the season
still to go before we even get to the final
push before playoffs. It's just a long season. You're never
gonna be clued in all the way.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
It's I still like the games are on in the background.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh yeah, always on in the background. Half the time
I'm not paying it. I had the Dodgers on for
an hour and a half yesterday. I think I watched
like six pitches.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
I've said fuck you to Aaron Boone through an iPad
every night this week so far.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
How do feel to watch spring or just owning your
team again? How did did you get nostalgia? No? I
just clocked out by that time.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I know how it's gone, and it way's going. They
can't hurt man. You won't let him do it. It's not
gonna let him do it.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Yes you are.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I've blocked this, this thing right here, this heart, I've
blocked it off, saving that for the Giants. They don't
just stab me in it.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
You were out on them quick in the playoffs last
year too, I think like you were out of them
before they got.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
To the World So I told you what was going
to happen, which I've told you what would happen with
the Yankees for like the last five years. And that's
a wild statement to say you were out on them
before they made the World Like they went to the
World Series last year, but you like that callous stone
so it didn't.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
But it's still hurt.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
We need to go back and find the clip where
I was like, they made like they like this is
a week playoffs this year they may even get to
the World Series.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Are they gonna win the World Series?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Absolutely not, because Aaron Boone is going to just chronically
mismanage this team. He will do He will make a
bad move in a very crucial situation, like maybe putting
Nester in after he hasn't pitched in a billion years,
Stanton will in the World Series with Freddie Freeman up
and like what could go wrong? And exactly what I
said happened happened. So excuse me if I'm not stoked.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
You're still gonna get no, you'll say, but like inside you'll.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Still be like, have zero zero expectations. They bring me
zero happiness even when they win. I'm just like, yeah,
well you should.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Have done that. Even if they win the World Series,
I don't want to hear, which they won't. They won't,
but like, I don't want to hear you celebrate at all.
I won't because I won't because they won't. They're not
going to suck they do right now. Yeah, they've lost
like a billion in a row. It feels like, I
mean you had you had to let Canada win on
Canada Day. No we didn't. I fucking hate Canada. I

(28:17):
want Canada go down. It was for US foreign relations man.

Speaker 6 (28:23):
They should just have Aaron Boone coach all the teams
they play. Yeah, all right, well, I like watching you
said now you now you have be pissed off, but whatever,
moving on.

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sure you like, share, subscribe, share us with the friend
and all of that good stuff. The first comeback kid
we got this week is obviously the United States of America,
greatest country on the planet, greatest country in the world.
Fourth of July is We're recording this on the second,
a couple of days away, but I'm pretty stoked for it,

(31:28):
pretty stoked for it.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
My favorite holiday of the year.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I gotta work this year to work on the fourth.
That's an American. Yeah, we're always clothes, but they want
to be open because it's a Friday. We're gonna be
not very busy. I'm probably gonna be chilling out just
eating hot dogs. To be honest with you, that'd be
sick because we're getting hot dogs to serve and okay,
your boy lucks hot dogs. I'm gonna gnaw some hot
dogs down while i'm networks. You hate hot dogs, an't? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:53):
No, I like hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
He just prefers to eat them cold.

Speaker 6 (31:59):
But don't you have a weird thing about hot dogs.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
I boil them.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Okay, well that's not that weird.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
I mean, I don't know that's why you're supposed to
do it.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
By the way, I boiling hot dogs is not the
coolest way to make hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
You throw. I nuke them every time i'm them. Dude,
I'm too crazy, because hot dogs are one of those
foods that like, if I'm eating a hot dog, it's
because I'm hungry right now and want to eat right now.
I'm not even gonna take the time to boil them.
I'm nuking them.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
And from the time I decide I want a hot
dog to me eating a hot dog, it's roughly two
and a half minutes.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
In college, I used to just have the same little
pan that I didn't even wash for like a week
at a time. By the pack of hot dogs, you
just roll them on the thing with your finger.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Pull that off. You got a hot dog for lunch.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Done. No, I get the splintered on the end hot
dog every single time out of the micro microwave. I
even't do the thing where like I take a fork
and I poke holes in it so it doesn't happen.
It still happens.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
It always happens.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
It still happens every fucking time.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
Craziest way to do the hot dog is microwave. Probably
it's by far the laziest. It's just like, dude, just
put it in a pan for three minutes. Nah, I
need I need thirty seconds down the hatch. I used
to eat cold hot dogs all the time as a kid.
Just go in the fridge, grab a dog, throw it down.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You had the hot dog lunchables, didn't you know we'ren't
a big lunchable family.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Those were cold though that I always thought it was
weird that they were cold.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
No. I mean, if I'm getting a lunch or a lunchable, dude,
I'm going turkey or I'm gonna do the regular pizza.
Pizza's ass, Dude, pizza rocks the cracker right with the Yeah,
the pizza ones were actual. The Mari and arra on
those suck.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
Yeah, but I didn't know any better at that time.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, Like, you get excited for pizza and it's like
it's like cold Mari and Era on a slightly soggy
cracker with some cheese on top of it and a
cold pepper. Like nothing about that is good.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
But you're like eight years old and you get to
have pizza for lunch, and that's what you keep telling yourself.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I understand the logic.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
The other other ones you talk guys are talking about
those rocks too.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
They're so superior.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
You can't fuck up with lunchible, you really can't. It's
hard and you have a little crunch bar. I don't
even remember the hot dog ones. It was like a
really small hot dog. Yeah, a couple of them, and
you got like two really tiny baby hot dogs.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
So basically it was just unenclosed pigs in the blanket.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Kind of Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Kind of want those now that we're talking about it.
But then America we're so fucking back. Look see those
little baby hot dogs. Oh that does look familiar.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
Try on the thing there. I don't zoom it in.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
I was about to say, you're not gonna be able
to see shit on that. But America we're so fucking back.
America's we've Costa Rica the other day. It's not about
to beat Guatemala. Then we're gonna beat fucking Mexico.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Soccer is also back. That was another comeback kid I had.
We are currently the greatest soccer country in the world
because you wont our last game, and that's my.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's full Prutho logic.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah, that's my radar for US soccer. Good now.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Also, we had to go to penalties against Coastriaca, but
still wins a win.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Hey, but you know who didn't beat Costa Rica, Mexico,
Mexico or Canada.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Well, Mexico tied them like three days ago.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Well Canada lost to them.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
But I just remember because I was really excited to
go to work the next day to fuck with all
the guys in the kitchen that Mexico couldn't beat Costa
Rica and then I got to brag when America did it.
But also, did you see we finally got rid of
fucking Burkhulter, our dumbass coach and his kid. Fucking just.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
I know, but he airmail is a fucking penalty kick.
Like we got rid of your dad because he sucked.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Don't make it, because don't make it be a family
thing that we just get rid of you because you
suck at your job. He was good the rest of
the game though, Ye, it's pretty good. I just his dad.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
The rest of the gamer is good. But yeah, we
got Guatemala a night better win that one. And then
we'll still be the best soccer country in the world.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Cantos right now.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, and then I mean, you've we win the Gold Cup.
Lookout world. Yeah, it's over. It's over for the world.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
At that point, Trump doesn't even know what the Gold
Cup is, but I know he likes gold.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
Thanks America, He's just America.

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Help me just talk whole bunch of shit.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
If they do.

Speaker 7 (36:17):
Gerst greatest country in the world. I came here, I said,
this country greatest country. They named the cup after my hair.
Never seen a better cup. I got here. I told
them this cup great cup, like it was.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
Shane Gillis is like, if you want to do a
Trump propression, all you have to do is say a
thing and then say I saw this. I said, same
thing that you already said. I was like, right, that
is kind of.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
They said it was cold outside. I walked outside. I
was like, wow, it's cold out here.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Wow it is cold. This line is pristine. I got here.
I saw this lone. I said, Wow, this lone looks great.
My buddy said, look to your left, great tits. I said, wow,
great tits.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
There are a lot of people here today. I got
here and I said wow, so many people.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I feel like our impressions of Trump just get worse
than they do that they do still never stops being fun.
Might be the most fun voice to do right now,
like walking held that for a long time, but Trump.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Is just walking from you? Is John Madden, Where's a guy?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah, all you had to do was mumble say here's
a guy and randomly say Brett far when.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
He was doing Madden when they had his voice and.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Rumblin Bumba's dumbling.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Oh god, well, I mean that's you're crossing him with boom,
but he would say it rumblin Bumma's dumbing in the
in the Madden Madden was.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
God, what a great man. Rip we love you for
in peace were one.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
But yeah, soccer's back, and then also with the United
States and soccer being back, just we're gonna keep an
American theme going. Joe Joey fucking Chestnut, the greatest athlete anyway,
he's back a couple of weeks ago. But now is week.
It's competition week, right, do you think you do have
a Joey could fucking house some darts? Then a cigarette
smoking competition. I don't know if you eat cigarettes, but like.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Some people do.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
He could train with dogs and cigarettes like dunk dog,
take a dart or take a rip of the dart,
dunk dog, if you had to like smoke a cigarette
for every five dogs you ate, or just like it
helps his lung capacity. It's not really like a you know,

(38:31):
like a cardio sport, but it kind of is. Probably
I would imagine you had to have some sort of
cardio going, have some breathing appening. They're gonna be sweating
a lot, yeah, a lot of work, and then you
can just drink whatever you want afterwards because you had
one hundred thousand hot dogs and butts.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah you're like, I had twelve.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I will take forty beers and I will be fine.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Twelve cigarettes and fucking forty hot dogs. Might as well
drink whatever now. Yeah, I can't harm my body anymore.
We're just it.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
I just cover. I coated myself in pepto afterwards, and
I'm good to go.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I don't even care. Give me that blue Barbershop liquid.
I'll drink that. I get some liquids in my body.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
That'll be next year's punishment for football.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
But you can't like, you can't ask for it.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
You just to drinking. No no, no, no no no no
no no no, no inside, and that's how one of us died.
The scissors were still in there. I just wanted to
sip the blue raspberry. Blue raspberry is one of the
elite flavors.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
That those Baja blasts come on. Damn it alcohol. Yeah exactly.
I was just getting a little you know, so use
a little tonic in there. But it wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
A barbershop tonic hairs in it. A lot of people
hair too far. Yeah it is.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
That was it for Comeback Kid. That was a quick
cup make kid. This segment it's America. Shout out to America,
shout out.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
I would add to the lottery, but we already won
the lottery because we were born in the greatest country
in the world.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Oh. Actually, one more, comeback kid. What football? We officially
have football this month? We do. It's a preseason game,
but it's still football. Robert, don't give you that look
the Hall of Fame game.

Speaker 3 (40:23):
None of the main players will play.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
We're so close to football ten weeks, ten weeks still
regular football, ten weeks, so regular football.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
Tien more Sundays, which.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Actually, actually isn't it like nine because that's till NFL. Right.
College is always a week or two ahead.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Probably two weeks so eight weeks until.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
It's like two weeks ahead. They play one game and
then the next week it's like they have week not zero.
Then they have week zero, then they have week one.
It's weird. I don't care the more football better.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Yeah, it's football. It hates that part of it.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
And I'm getting the itch to just gamble on fucking
seventeen games every Saturday.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Yeah, it's uh.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I can't wait to fucking cuss out this nineteen year
old because he fumbled.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
It's been nice like having the Club World Cup in
soccer because I can watch like a two o'clock game
and bet on that, and then you can watch another
game at night.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
And then also you got baseball on.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
But like they didn't have games today, and I'm I'm
just I need something. I need to feel something, you know,
with football, like I cant least like look the lines
for the next week.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I'm sorry, it's almost it's almost time to shake out
the jersey from whatever pile in the corner of my room. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
Oh, and then another last comeback kid, though last last
comeback kid is in Cuba Basketball. They are coming out
with the video game for that. Do you see that
I did?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Probably gonna be awful.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
No, the other ones were like they were great. FU.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
When's the last time you played an NBA game? I
remember the last time I tried to play one.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
I got a beta code for one of the last,
like not the most recent NBA two K, but they
I think the last the one before that, and I
could play that and I just go to the black
top thing. That's all I do is where you just
play like pick up ball basically with just NBA players.
That's my favorite way, and I sucked at it. But
college I would just shoot threes the whole.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Time, Like but that's the thing like in the NBA game.
The reason I don't The last time I tried one,
I did a my player. I couldn't even figure out
how to start playing because it just had me running
around a city doing like GTA missions before I could
play basketball. It was like, this sucks. Now if college,
if they're doing that, but it's like go bang the
girls in this dorm, that might be kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
No, I mean, I just want to I hope it
just basketball and it's like playing it like the football game,
recruiting and basketball.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
That's all I want. I don't don't want to recruiting.
I just wanted to play brand deals all that bullshit
that they have. I just I just want to play
some ball.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
People say, like the Warriors ruin basketball, but my friends
and I would I think we had n Cuba like
two KO three or whatever it was, and I bought
that at like they got a Hollywood video like they
were reselling it and as a fuck, yeah it's a
college basketball game. And I didn't buy any of the
ones they built. They made after it. I think they

(43:04):
stopped when like nine or whatever. But I remember my
friends and I would like we'd play NHL O six
and they would play college or in caa basketball three
or whatever it was, and the Warriors were shooting threes.
A bunch of people said that ruined, but we were
That's all we would do. Were like I think millennials
like with video games, we're just like three is more

(43:26):
than two.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I don't know if you guys know that.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
What if we just got really good at doing threes
and then I can do with my thumbs and then
people in real life, like Steph Curry was like if
I can do it on the video game, what if
I did it in real life? And the Steph Curry
just didn't use the talents that his dad had. That
wasn't why he His dad wasn't a very good basketball player.
He just was like, I'm gonna go and do this
because I was pretty fun. I was joking. He was like,
I'm gonna use it because I played it on video games,

(43:50):
not because my dad was also good and I have
talent and.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
I had the video games. My dad was a pro,
so we were rich. The only college basketball game I
ever had was the one that came with the Super Nintendo.
Remember that one, Like after you shot, the camera would
like swivel and flip courts. I just remember I played
with Kansas a lot because I was like, Kansas is
good at basketball. That's all I knew. I was like,
fucking eight, yep, just try and that's exactly what I

(44:15):
did back then. I just jacked up threes and then
got angry. I was like, why aren't all of these following?

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yep, we just shot threes in video games and we
went all in on Poker Stars. Oh you're like whatever,
I don't care. I mean they're gonna get all my
money back. That's not really my money, it's fake money,
or I'm gonna be done.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Poker Stars was great.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
What a time to be alive.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Remember Lebron playing Poker Stars in the middle of that
Drake music video back in the day. Oh yeah, man,
not mean nothing to y'all, Like four different rappers in there,
and like, let's also throw Lebron playing Poker Stars at
a Limo.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Poker Stars chat. You just talk shit the whole time.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
That was a book. You're just going all in. You're
just medically double your chip stick.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Then you just leave that table and you get another
one when you did go all in and lose. Look,
I didn't get bored already, but like I did totally.
But what if I started on this table. It's kind
of the same thing, but it's different. It's different table,
and now I have money again because it's fake.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
God. That was That was a great time, just gambling
as junior high students. So we had it all well,
I mean we did. We had the Internet, we had
video games, we had no bills because we were children.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
We had it all and because of that, we had
to suffer nine to eleven and we couldn't buy houses,
but we did get those other things. But dude, we
had sick childhoods. Dude, we got those other things. They
really fucked us as adults. But fuck man, we had
camera phones.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Oh man, remember being so excited to be able to
take pictures and they were the grainiest fucking pictures you've
ever seen here, Like.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
You not to show your ID to try and watch porn.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
That hit me the other night. I clicked on the side.
I hadn't used it in a while, and I was like,
why are all the videos like blurred out? And you
click on it? I was like age verification. I was like, not,
you don't act like you're not already tracking the Internet.
I'm not putting my gonna.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Put my face on it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Like, come on, guys, it's it's gonna happen, like twenty
years from now someone's gonna be running for off. Probably
five years from now someone's gonna be running for office.
Did you really google Big Booty latinas seventeen days in
a row and twenty twenty four? Uh, sir, it was
a lot more than seventeen days in a row. I
can tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
It was Latin heritage a month, and I wanted to
show respect. No, I thought it was googling trains for
my grandpa. I thought mukoki was a type of karate.

Speaker 8 (47:01):
I was doing different sushi and I hate the wrong word.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I was looking up analyzing of a game, and no,
anal Zone was its own website.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Like people have definitely already hacked and seen so many
different people' search histories. But I feel like nobody's releasing
them just because they're like, well, eventually they'll come after me.
And I've got some weird shit in there too.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Yeah, the first guy to do it, they're gonna make
we got your shit now.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, she does weird shit. He googlesm Yes, but I
also have yours now and it's way weirder shit. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Some Black Marror stuff that wasn't episode Black Mirror, Like
we have your porn history and it was two guys
and they made a fight to the death.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Unless it's as bad as John from Ted two, I
want to be worried about mind getting out there. I
don't really don't have any shame about anything I've googled
in a while.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
You're not watching child porn. I think you're good.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Yeah, I think everything else is just kind of okay,
don't quote me on that. I'm sure there's other stuff,
but like, unless you're just like dude, if watch so
much point, the only thing that does it for me
anymore is gay point. You're like, all right, that's a
little but hey, we might have a problem. You know,
we don't judge here. I don't whatever. Straight Yeah, I
just love watching guys.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Plow each other, hey, to each their own you know, hey,
I think that was a whole plot of Get y'all.
That one guy on the white Lotus Robert right, that
kind of is Walton Goggin's friend.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
All right, And on that note, let's move on to
uh the not cool segment, where we will tell you
what's not cool to us this week.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
This is a good little vent session. If you'd like
to participate in, all you gotta do is hit us
up on x rat pass to get you pod.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
Just you know, try and quickly summarize in like four
or five sentences what you're not cool is.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You can be vague, but you know with the.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
More specifically get, the more difficult it is to explain
to other peoplecause people don't know, Like your sister Maggie
or whoever that is, like.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
Just to the generic listener or viewer. Let them know.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
But let's get into the not cool segment again. If
you want to hit us up, use the hashtag PTG
not cool on X at Pass grape Pie. That's I
We'll search for it hashtag PTG not cool. This is
the not cool segment.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Not cool, man, dude, that's not cool?

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Cool all right?

Speaker 4 (49:22):
Our first not cool is from Abby Givens at Abby
Givens seventeen on X and Abby says her not cool
is fruitflies.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
We don't leave food out.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
I've sprayed, I put out traps and all of that,
and they still won't go away.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Fruitflies are the biggest bitch in the fucking world. I
have that occasionally at my place too, where it's just like,
why are there two of you that just live here
for six weeks?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Well, like during the summer at the restaurant, we always
get a couple and it's like around the bar where
there's like sugar, but we clean the fucking shit out
of the Yeah, every night, we bleach everything, but like
they just fucking show up and it drives you mad
because you're like, I know everything around here, is so
clean yourself.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Follow the fruit, dude, there's no fruit here now, I
mean you have like lines and ship over there.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
But it's also like it's right by the door, so
the door could just open up they could fly in, right.
But yeah, fruit flies. They they're so infuriating. I fucking
hate them so much.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I think the one I saw is like apple cider vinegar,
and then something is this dish soap? I mean we
buy a specific Yeah, we put out every night. My
wife bought some light on Amazon. They're like they're supposed
to go to the light and get stuck.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Is it that like purple white that like plugs into
the outlet? Yeah? Whatever, those they're pretty good.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah, it works, but then like occasionally you'll just unplug
it and you're just like, all right, why they're back?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
What's up with these guys? It's also really gross one
at the end, you look down in that chain, you're like, uh,
you guys are all here. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Fruit flies suck and like somehow like they're hard to
get than like big flies, and I guess they're not
as big of a target, but like you would think
that they would be easier to squash.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
But no, they're so small, so small, and they just
don't want to go away, like, oh, it's nice in here,
I'm staying.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
They unlike other flies they like linger and taunt. I
feel like more like it's a regular fly, like all right, well,
he's just doing his thing. He's just I'm just annoyed
by it. But like fruit flies.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Like haha, I'm gonna hang out with you all day.
No way, like bed bugs so smug.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I love my eyes like everything's a joke to them,
all right. Sebastian Viazkis is at Carballoc twenty three on
X and he says he's not cool is having to
clean up after people at work.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
This is one of the best ones we've gotten a while,
because that is the most infuriating fucking thing in the world.

Speaker 3 (51:54):
Is a really good like you're a grown ass adult
and you can't Robert when you got in here, Robert
or it's got back back, so you usually use this
pillow that's in this room or in are the past
Gavy Memorial studios, And uh, what was on it today?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
I have no idea. I would just say something it
looked like chili, yeah, something brown and crunchy.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
I don't know what it was, but it looked like
somebody just like and I think people sleep on this
couch here, like overnights, people that work overnights before they
get back on the road or whatever. I've seen people
sleep on her last week. Somebody was sleeping in here,
but they use that pillow. I've seen people doing that.
And then somebody was just like fuck it, just set
it down, like I'm not even gonna clean this.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
That's one of those where like you're a grown ass adult.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Like just if you spill, clean it up. I might
be filthy at my own house, but.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
Like in public, in shared spaces, it's i'ma go No,
nobody's gonna make Alex a fucking animal.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's wild to be missed.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
You take that at my house, but like the guy
at worked does it, that's weird, wild, very not cool,
very not cool.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Slick him in the nutsack next time they do it.
When you have to clean them by after them like hey,
I clean up those dishes.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Fuck just loudly, like when you see them do some
like ew gross and then we're like what just like
I was, I wasn't talking to you, and then just
keep doing that and then gaslight it and then they're
like man's abashing thinks that whatever I'm doing it's really gross.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Maybe I should stop doing that. Shame them, Shame them.
You should get a shame bell, just fall him around
till they leave something shame.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
You should have to wear like a dun's hat. I
leave dirt everywhere. I am gross, I'm messy at work.
You have to wear that the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Make them wear a shirt that says I'm messy at
an apron. No, make them change their shirt like a
full shirt.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
They have to, but like an apron too, because everybody
notices a guy wearing an apron at work.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I mean, I don't be you're wearing it because we
wear aprons.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Okay, depends on the job. Depends on the job for sure.
Maybe just a shirt, but then if you had an
apron on.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It, you wouldn't see it.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Messy hat, I think a hat is you know what,
peanut butter in their hair?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Yeah, that'll show them.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Just get some peanut butter and a rubb it in
their hair and be like, hey, this is for me
having to clean.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
Up after you. You have to clean up after me.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
And like it's inconvenient, but like, at least it's not
bubble gum.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
And if you had bubble gum in your hair, now
it's gonna come out, because I think that's how you
get bubble gum and life out of hair.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I don't see how that was ever true. I don't
under I remember that peanut butter gets gum out of
your hair. I don't get the logistics of that.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
I think people just didn't want to cut hair at
this point, and so they just tried everything.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Was it just peanut butter? I remember it, like peanut
butter and ice.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, it's like you have to freeze the peanut butter, Like,
why how is.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
The peanut butter? How am I gonna be able to
You're also freezing use gum? The gum is now frozen
to my hair.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I'd like I'd like some of the I'm not gonna
google it. Before the Internet, it was like a thing.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
People just made up stuff and like that was that
just story they traveled.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
What was it for skunks? You used, uh, tomato juice
or tomato sauce. I wonder if that worked. He's probably
not bathing it. The whole point of skunks is that
it lingers it's a defense mechanismic thing.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Yeah, that's actually what the song for the Cranberries is about.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
Skunk smells. Oh, it sucks when your dog gets hit
by his skunks. I want to cuddle you, but you're
a real stink. Now you smell after two days. I'm like,
smell is still there, but I gotta cuddle the dog.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Nose blended, I probably smelling the dog. Just say a tweed.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Oh did you get me by shung? No, I'm just
really high, So it's work. What the fun? All right?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
Last listener viewers submitted not cools from Mikey Paul at
It's just Mikey p on X and he says he's
not cool is having to delay a vacation, afford to
a vacation, excited about it, you get delayed. That does suck.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
As a non vacationer, I feel for you.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Also, I would have liked a little more information. Min
Not cool is not knowing why you had to delay
your vacation.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Because it delays obviously, Yeah he literally said it there.
Having to delay it in the fucking it's in the summary.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
But why does your boss be like, no, we need
you that week? Did you ship your pants and couldn't
make your flight. What is it that would be a
bad one?

Speaker 4 (56:28):
But having a delay when like if you're looking forward
to a vacation and as actually no, you like.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Really need it, and they're like, actually, you know it's gonna.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Be three weeks later, right you had to postpone it.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Or like you were thinking you were planning on one
week and then like you just couldn't get good rates
for that week, so you have to do it two
weeks later. You're like, I didn't want to do it then.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Yeah, I was looking forward to that weekend.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
That sucks. That sucks about it?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Brothers, he wants to go first?

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Will I got U? Just in the last two days
I have had to dry didn't notes that for this.
I had to drive over the last two days, like
two and a half hours just picking up supplies. Like
yesterday I was gone for an hour and a half.
I went three different places trying to get different things.
I was able to get precisely two small boxes of

(57:17):
straws for an hour and a half of driving around
the fucking city. Were you trying to just straws? Well,
I had to get straws. I was looking for seedless lemons.
Those weren't anywhere. We're out of a couple of different
wines within exist that they don't. But the wines that
I needed that we carry are not sold in specs
or total wine. So I was bouncing around all that yesterday.
Then today I went looking for the wine again. I

(57:39):
had to go get hot dog buns from it. Like
I was, I was just fucking everywhere. I was looking
for seedless lemons again today, still not anywhere. We tried
seeded lemons, Well we have those, we need the seedless ones.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
Have you tried, like because like where you just take
the seeds out of the lemon.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
You can't do that. They're in there. But like we
have the seedless ones for when we give it to
you with fish or like your lemonade. That way you're
not squirting seeds in there. Seeded ones we just used
to like juice for lemons and shit. But yeah, just
I've been driving all over the fucking city for the
last two days. Just erran after er and after errand
you get back from one errand and they're like, oh,

(58:19):
we're actually out of cuts now too, Like I was
just there, he said. Then yesterday my boss was like, wait,
Why didn't you tell me you went to a restaurant deepot?
I had should I needed to get so how the
fuck am I supposed to? I don't call you every
time I leave the restaurant to go somewhere. What the
do you want? I'm going to McDonald's And then I
had to go back there today for all this shit.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
It's just depot. It's kind of cool though.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
It is really cool. And don't get me wrong, I
like driving around stuff like that. I hate driving around
for an hour looking for things and I get one
thing like today all I got strawberries.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I worked at a very company straw where they were
just it was a catering company that cartered to other
people's food so that they would go pick up like
this barbecue place, and then they would serve barbecue sandwiches.
But we would have to take the food out of
the wrappers and stuff and make it like look like
it was for the catering place. I was like, I
don't think this is legal, but you guys are banging me,

(59:13):
so I'm not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
And it was.

Speaker 4 (59:16):
It was very weird, like that where they're like, hey,
go get the candy apples at this grocery store for Halloween,
we need to make sure you get them. And then
we'd take them out and we'd put them on our
own like saran wrap and then wrap them up with
like orange and black bows and stuff. And I was like,
this is definitely resell and it says not for individual resell.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
Well, you're not individually selling it. You're selling a bunch
of them.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Individually individually from their package like we made them.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
People would be like when you guys make these to
yous like I don't know, and I don't know the
chef makes those, the apples chef.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
So yeah, that was my first not cool.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
My other one was last night, it's bed late and
I'm laying there and I'm tired and I can't really
fall asleep, so grab my laptop for some nocturnal activities
and I opened it up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I was like, oh, it was so bright. My screen
was so bright it like hurt my eyes. Because I
had been laying down already trying to go to sleep
for like an hour. I had like, damn it real quick.
That sucked.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
You did.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Open it up because I'm trying to stay tired, and
then I get hit my fucking the sun in my eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Your laptop is too bright.

Speaker 1 (01:00:31):
Yeah, it was like two thirty in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
Man, to totally feel you feel you.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
No, man, your wife's out of town. You know what
I'm talking about. What do you guys got? My laptop
was too bright, it was sweepy. That's one of the

(01:00:57):
best ones I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
The this his laptop two Brad pat.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
I didn't want to give away what was going on.
I had to paint a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
You know, I'm gonna go with all these astros injuries
that are going on. Jerry and Pinna fractured rib, Jordan
Alvarez fractured hand, was gonna come back potentially next week.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
But he's going to see a specialist. Now. I saw
that today, I was like, oh, that's always good.

Speaker 5 (01:01:24):
He's going to see a specialist.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
What if the specialist was like a psychic and I
told him something cool about himself.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
If the cool thing isn't, your hand's going to be
healed in three days, I don't give it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
You have healing powers, you'd go see a paladin. I
don't understand that paladins are like healerssy No.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I was talking like the.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Back to you, just the injuries and all the picture injuries,
Christian Javier JP, France, Luis Garcia, Spens Raghetty. So many
injuries are going on right now, Luis Giorme. He would
just put on the al.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Who was only up because of all the other Yeah,
like that dire rotation is on the il. The pain
one scares me too, because they put him on ten
day I l for a broken rib, but it's like
it's in an area where you can't swing until it
feels good, but you never know when it's good, Like, yeah,
the ten day a IL. Last year, Tristan cosas So
their Red Sox had a similar one. He was out

(01:02:28):
three months, So you're like, fuck, are we gonna be
without paying for three fucking months? Now he's gonna have
to miss the All Star Game probably.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Yeah, Spinza. You know who else was out bad with
a hurt rib Adam Yeah, and you got a hot
chick out of it. He had this battie just out
of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Yeah, but then he got kicked out of paradise because
of her. So did it really work out? He could
have just been chilling with animals as hold.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
Yeah, But like now we're like all his kids, like
what a legacy bro, you think ganghis CON's got a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
He had one problem and it was a woman's true
true also though he got sex well, snakes too are
also a problem. The snake. He didn't have a problem
with the snake knows how the snake didn't talk to
him because he knew he would have been like, you're
a snake. I'm not talking to you snakes.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna cut your head off, dude. Stop.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
The snake talked to a woman for one second. She
was like, Yeah, why can't I have you alcohol?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
That would be a really funny, like really short movie
to make where it's just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Like if the snake goes to Adams no and he
just cuts it ted off and it's like and that
was it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
And then mankind lived happily ever after.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
And that's the Bible. The Bible is like just a
pamphlet no fuck with snakes apparently, so we don't funk
with him anymore now he killed them all. That's how
sa Patrick got that we should start a whole like
sect of religion like that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
We could probably make it happen St. Patricians.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds authentic. Yeah, it sounds legit, totally
doesn't sound like a cult.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
No.

Speaker 5 (01:04:02):
The only thing that hasn't had me like just completely
the dumps is that the Astros I think have the
third best record in the MLB still somehow, So.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
They're fucking awesome that you know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:12):
That absorbs some of the pain.

Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
Yeah, Rogers suck. They finally got a year where de
Gram isn't going down after fucking one start and it
doesn't matter because the rest of the team can't hit.
It's pretty sick. That's kind of sack.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
When did investigate twenty three?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Oh yeah, I mean it starts and begins with one guy. Yeah,
they on Juiceman over there.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
The guy was on steroids that then obviously like the
size of a watermelon. Yeah, put in the linelight. So
they had to kind of stop obviously doing steroids.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Tie the record for the most home runs ever in
a postseason, I think, oh no, he didn't tie, but
he had a lot. He had like eight.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
Do you think they were like, hey, we'll give you
a World Series in some bullshit year, But you guys,
what team's gonna give us.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Luca in like three years? And they're make sure it's
not problem. The Rangers actually have a due a pretty
solid way of doing it. They're like, all right, once
a decade you're either gonna win or have a really
good shot at the World Series.

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
The rest of the time you're gonna be there and
the twelve but for the most part, then they they
chose they have like five years where they do nothing
as the Cardinals, and they've got like three years where
they're kind of good, one real shot, then five years
of nothing. They're kind of like the Rays that way Freeze,
remember that guy that was cool? Oh the the Freeze.

(01:05:31):
They were like one out away. Oh, I thought you're
talking about the racing guy. He's in Atlanta anyway, No, Joshree, Okay, yeah,
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I was, oh, hey, all you do is you get
this one out and you're going to the World Series.
And they were like, psych oh, whoopsies.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Fuck you Dallas.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
All right, that makes you feel a little bit better
a baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
What do you got, alex.

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Mine not cool is my brother's moving.

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
He he left on Sunday, And I got like really
sad about it really that I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
I'm pretty close to the brother, so.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Well, like I don't know I hadn't like I've been
within like driving distance of him since college pretty much,
and then before that it was like our whole life,
so like there was like a four or five year
period where we weren't living in the same city. And
now it's like, all right, it's fine. And then I'm
just starting to get called like teary eyed. What I
was like, it's gonna be a whole year, it's be fine,

(01:06:31):
it's be fine, it's gonna be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
And I was just in denial the whole week, and
then just like it kind of hit me, like that sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I definitely I gen'itely get that. My my brother
he lives in Sant Marcos so still try you distance away,
but don't see her that off maybe once or twice
a year. So yeah, it's it sucks. And you're you're
yours California, California.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, that's the thing. It's California. Like my brother doesn't
live here, but he's you know, San Antonio.

Speaker 4 (01:06:58):
You seemed like a day's drive, like he's been doing
the drive right now and it's this is day three.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
I should have been sadder when my brother moved away,
but not because I was gonna miss him. I should
have just known I was gonna start getting forty seven
phone calls a day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah, we're we're more texts brothers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Yeah, you don't do that. Every time he calls me,
it could be a text, but heal.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Yeah, that's a very old man of him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Hey, remind me of this when you call me back.
And I'm just like bold of you to assume I'm
gonna call you back.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Although he also doesn't have a bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
So but this is about your brother, and tell your
real shad boy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Because I don't know FaceTime you should I look, I miss.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Your He had his dog doesn't like the car, and
he had to give her dog drugs. And he's been
sending me pictures of her and she's really funny, just
all doped up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
He's like she's not sleeping, but.

Speaker 4 (01:07:47):
Like tongue just hanging out of her. He's like not
sure where she is. Not sure.

Speaker 1 (01:07:52):
It's not a bad way to travel, honestly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Yeah, for three days. It's a long time though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
Yeah, being sucked up for three days, it's kind of rough.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
And he said that they were like going through New
Mexico and Arizona and they just don't have grass there.
So it like pisses ungrassed and was like, what the fuck?
Where do I passed? They're like, well, you got to
go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
It is a horrible drive too, because you have to
drive three hours to like get to San Antonio, and
then from there you've got a solid twelve hour drive
through the rest of Texas of just nothing. Yeah they did,
and then you've got four states of nothing that you
have to drive.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
They did Houston to El Paso and that was just
one day, and they did El Paso to Palm Springs yesterday,
and then they're doing Palm Springs up through LA to
San Francisco.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Where's Palm Springs? Is it in Cali? I think it's okay.

Speaker 4 (01:08:47):
It sounds like it would be. That's what I could
have been Florida or Nevada, but I don't think so.
It's West. I know it's West. Look, dude, I'm not
doing the drive. Yeah, I'm just communicating through text mes
to but yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
I got really sad with.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
But also now he has to live in California. That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
He's come back. His wife has a residency, she had
a residency. Then she has to go do one which
she's gonna do and in uh in San Francisco and
then they're gonna come back.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Just wait, Toll, how sad you're gonna be the first
time it's like a holiday. He's like, oh, I can't
make it back for Christmas. It's supposed to be like
one year.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
So yeah, but also I'm excited about like the like
we had his going away part that's where I had
the beer Broughts on Saturday and his friends that usually
would come watch or watch football at the bar with
us on Sundays. I was like, well, hey, just because
Will's gone doesn't mean we're not doing football at the bar.
And they're like, okay, cool, Like we're gonna do the
thing like frick Fall and Soldiers where we just had

(01:09:43):
like a picture. We're we're gonna get a beer and
just leave it out and just like, yeah, it's for
for Will.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
Did he die?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
No, he's just well sort of he's dead now, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
He's dead on the inside. I can tell you that
right now he's not in Texas anymore. He can't be happy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
But yeah, that was that was medicle. This was kind
of a week now cool.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
But no, that's a good not cool it's just fun
to make fun of you for loving your family. Loser.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Yeah, fuck me right, ooh, you love.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
My family and I'm gonna miss them.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
And then I guess if I had to add another one,
not cinimental one, but uh, I'm going to a concert
and it's on a Sunday and I really wanted to
go see the Avid Brothers, but they play on Sunday
and I had to work on Monday. Like that's the worst,
the worst day for a concert on Sunday. Well not,
it's probably a weekday, but like Sunday sucks. We I

(01:10:35):
think I'd rather go on weekday than a Sunday. Yeah,
it's like I've already had the weekend. It's fourth of
July weekend, so I'm gonna go hard.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Weekend's over. I can't get this much serotonin and then
go to work the next time.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
It's like it's a festival type thing. So it's them,
Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson and it really is going
at like six. So I was telling my wife, was like,
I would be very happy if we left.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
It, like Dylan's still playing music live. Yeah, allegedly. I
feel like I probably should be more shocked. About Willi Nelson.

Speaker 3 (01:11:03):
Still doing will Willie is just getting he'll literally die
on stage one day.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
But I I, I'm not shoitting on Willie Nelson and
I'm not shitting on Dolly Parton either.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
But I've always careful with your next work.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
I've always linked the two of them together, whereas like
they are icons for who they are more so than
they are for their music.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Incorrect, I mean, don't get me wrong, their personalities have
a massive part.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
Name two Willie Nelson's song, Robert. I can't name to
Dolly Parton songs. I can't name two Johnny Cash songs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
You're asking the worst person the name song if I
I've been everywhere, But like this is Bobby, We're.

Speaker 5 (01:11:48):
Talking who's hurt?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Johnny Cash is hurt? Ye technically first Trenton Restnor.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
But but I feel like I'm not shitting on them
and not shitting on them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
But like, do people know Dolly Parton more as like, oh,
her songs are amazing or oh it's Dolly, look at Dolly.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Like they just like she's just she's more of a
personality than she is.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
Also, most of her music was fucking sixty years ago. Exactly.
Robert named to Bob Dylan songs, I can't exactly Like
Bob Dylan is massive. You can understand, like the controverstion
that I don't know his music because it was way
before my fucking time and it's not really my genre.
On the road again, but also, if you're gonna say

(01:12:32):
what Dolly, you would say, Dolly's more famous for her
tits than anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
Well, but and being her, Dolly's amazing, Dolly, Dolly, Dolly's
the fucking queen. But die for Dolly, like as Sabrina
Carpenter eventually, like, are my kids kids gonna be like
that's Sabrina Carpenter, that lady.

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I mean, Miley's gonna be that way one day. Yeah,
it's just once enough time past. Like Willie Nelson has
put out probably seventeen albums since the last song that
you recognize from Willi Nelson. He's still nineties.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
His album their seventy studio, and they had some record
the core was back in the day. I've seen him
with Snoop Dogg before and it just was not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
That green room. They must have smelled amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
It probably did it. I'm I think Willie is awesome,
but just on stage, not not for me.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
He's fucking almost ninety.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
Yeah, he's nineties. In his nineties. It's just like I
don't have to see that. I could leave early. That's disrespectful,
leave early. Already seen Willie. I check that off my
my bucket list. I can watch like one Bob Dylan song.
Say I saw Bob Dylan, then leave, but yes, Sunday
Contins actually probably leave for Bob Dylan. Yeah, I haven't
seen either, and I would leave before. But David one

(01:13:46):
of my favorite bands. Gotta see them. Their build just
right below Bob Dylan, who you would think would the
headline over Willie Nelson.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I mean kind of. I mean he's got some juice
because of the movie right now too. I'd be also
just funny if it was Timothy shame secretly what I'm
moving for. Hey, everybuddy, it's me Timmy. Bob couldn't come today,
so it's just me. The knicks are down, so here

(01:14:17):
we go. I know people would be disappointed, but that
would be sick.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
This is a song about Mike Brown being the new
head coach of my.

Speaker 1 (01:14:23):
Favorite Did he get hired? Mike Brown?

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
He's going around town tell you a few things. Eating
some chicken wings.

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
There we go. It's a new Bob Buildings song. Wrote
it dead on.

Speaker 3 (01:14:37):
But yeah, that was pretty bad, just pretty bad. Okay,
where was worse?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Moving your laptop too bright?

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Laptop too bright? Was great?

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
That was one of our great, our best moments, maybe
the best. We need to stay like a best not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
And it's like the time Pat just the dumblet said
that his laptop was too bright.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Yeah, that's that's that's that's not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
So what was the worst thing that happened this week?
I wanted to jerk it and my screen was really bright.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
And then we need a cameo for that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Oh, so you did it? No, I still did. I
just didn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
Oh, we are actually ahead of the time right now.
But quickly there's a new account that I followed. I
don't know the name of it, but it's this guy
just sends cameo like insane cameo requests to people and
then he shows him doing it and he sent it
to the boom guys and it was like, my son
won't shower.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
He said, he's he thinks that women would be attracted
to his odor or his his pheromones, his stank and
they're just like he put all these weird words in.
They're like, hey, but look, dude, you it's not very boom.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
They're not shower.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Yeah, I know you're trying to impress the ladies with
the ladies like a man, it's clean and let's give
you five more booms and it'll just be like, send
this to Stone. So I'm trying to divorce my wife
and I haven't told her yet, and it'll just be like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Hey, your marriage is a doo. Yeah. They don't do
it to the boom.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
He does it to different people every time, but it's
just like random like see and down list celebrities that
he's just like he just puts the insane request and
like break up with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
He didn't cheat me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
I actually cheated on him, but what I really wanted
to complain about, and it's some like very specific thing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
You gotta DM this guy to send one to Kato
Kalin but have him turned it into a song.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
But yeah, Kato Kalin will do anything, dude. He's great
with songs.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
He did a song for us, two songs packs back
ears right, Yeah, yeah, when you do the cameo gravies again,
and especially if we do it not coolest at the
air and just be like and uh, Kato Klein, can
you sing me about the sign a song about the
time you lost your virginity? This is about Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
Pat has the not coolest of the year because his
laptop was too bright. Okay, all right, well congratulations Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
Like what the fuck is that? It's not a bad idea.
I'd be so embarrassed to do cameos.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
I wouldn't be making consistent money. Yeah, I never understood,
like I'm not shitting people at cameos. But like, to me,
it's like like if you were like, yo, I got
you this cameo. But it's like my biggest person probably
be Eli Manning. If you like this is Eli.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Manning and be like, hey Alex, what's up, dude, Like
your buddy Pat got this?

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
Tell you Happy birthday? Happy birthday, buddy. I'd be like,
that's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Like Eli Manning didn't be like, let me talk to
this guy, Alex, like he got a significant payment from
somebody and then did the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
My friend gave you a chore. You did that chore,
a chore that you could do without moving again, It's cool.
For certain people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:50):
Just to me, it's like one of those where like
I don't know, I think it's like it'd be cooler
to just like take the picture with like the celebrity,
like to stand in line and take the picture like
a comic con and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Then a cameo.

Speaker 4 (01:18:00):
It's like, I don't really We've used stuff before for
like imaging and sounds before, but yeah, I don't know,
cameo is odd to me. And like there's people that
you can see, Like Terry Bradshaw was my favorite because
he obviously somebody set it up was like go and
he would just read like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Hey, robit you buddy, Pat wanted me to tell you
to have a very happy birthday. I'm Terry Bradshaw and
that would be it. It's like you paid four hundred
dollars and that's what you got.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
I would love to become just niche celebrity enough to
do cameos and make money doing it. Like that's the
like if you even support yourself doing cameos, that's fucking
awesome because it is the lowest energy required job in
the world. And don't get I've seen some some people
do a great job doing it and they actually it
still requires pretty low energy.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Yeah, Like, let me see just a random actor.

Speaker 4 (01:18:50):
I want to see like people go for the most
expensive amount of money.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
It'd be like the actor that played Toum Tum in
three and Ninjas thunder Mountain five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:19:02):
Like, uh, you can get the guy that does Arthur
Morgan's voice.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Oh, I what is the soup nazi on there? Probably?
I bet you he could make some money doing cameos.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Dean Norris, he played Hank in UH Breaking Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
He's a pretty well known actor, though.

Speaker 3 (01:19:21):
Two hundred and forty five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
Jesus, Oh dude, you could.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Get uh from the sopranos, Vincent Coratolo. You could get
Johnny Sack for one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
Hey, Crispin Glover, can you just be really awkward into
the camera for like thirty seconds? Ooh, Chuck Norris is
four fifty. I mean, I bet that's worth it? Probably
not all right, I don't know. We can't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:47):
We can look at cameo all day, but we're not
coming to I said that this is real quick thing,
and it wasn't quick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
But moving on, let's get to the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
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Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
This is the answers segment.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
We do just answer the question.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
Why do you just answer the question?

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
Answer answer, don't thanks the subject, just answer dot con question.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
Kept answer answers answers as.

Speaker 1 (01:20:56):
Any questions all right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:59):
Our first question is from Quintin Hughes at q the
ace on X and Quinton says, is a scale of
one to ten or one to five, a better ranking system.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Now I know where you're gonna go because you have
a one to five label system one to five labels. Yes,
it's one to ten. I wish I could say one
to five, and I want it to be one to
five because it's just it's simpler, it's easy. I swear,
I find myself getting angry when things are rated out
of one to five. I'm like, that's not enough because
then if you start putting decimals in it, it's not

(01:21:32):
a one to five anymore, but it still is. It's
more like one to fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
Yeah, but then you can just get to one hundred
if you do it tens. But that's ten. There's enough
numbers there. A two out of ten, you can tell,
you know what that is?

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
A one out of five, Like I gotta do fucking
math to figure out the percentage on this now. Granted
it's just double it and it's twenty percent, but you know,
I like one to ten. It's just cleaner.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
I think it varies, like I think for food, one
to ten is what it's got to be.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
I think for a movie, or a show one to
five because I think of movies good point. I think
of movies and shows as like stars. You would give
it like, yeah, I give that five stars. That's yeah, because.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
If you said the movie was an eight out of ten,
I'd be like, that's too many numbers that I give
five stars. You're right, yeah, food is one to ten.
Movies or we'll call it media.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
Media would be two. Robert, what do you think?

Speaker 5 (01:22:35):
I think if you can only pick one, I'm gonna
go with one out of five because I think when
when it comes out of ten it becomes too many numbers.
People are like, oh, it makes your heads to ten.
I'm like, oh, is this really a six or seven?
Or is the seven or an eight? Like then it
becomes too hard and do.

Speaker 1 (01:22:53):
The Crawfee streak.

Speaker 4 (01:22:54):
It was like because it was one to ten, yeah,
but I'd put decimal numbers so it'd be like, ah,
like it's a six really bad, Like for I don't know,
I feel weird putting a six, but like a six
is okay. And then if you have a bad one,
you're like, that's not a one. That's as bad as
you can be. Like I like where you're like with movies,
especially with like fives, you're like Goodfellas five easy, Yeah,

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but like I don't know, I was there a ten
of that. Let's go with a three, Like, yeah, you
could do with a five, but a five feels way
lower than a three does.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
And it's just like I was happy with that. Yeah,
I think with with one to five, like you can easier,
you can more easily put things in categories they like
if five out of five doesn't mean perfect, Like it's
not like, you know, one hundred percent, this is the
best thing ever made, but it's like this is a five.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
This is an elite tier.

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
Yeah, I think you can do that with one to five.
With one to ten, maybe you're like, oh, well, maybe
this is actually eight or nine.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
There are some things that don't work at all on
a one to five scale.

Speaker 4 (01:23:50):
Though, I agree because if you're like, dude, like food food,
food doesn't work on a one on a one to
five scale, cause it's like, if this sushi is better
than this sush, she like four sushi could be way
worse than a five sushi.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Well, I'm trying to give not a well it depends
kind of answer. I'm trying to give him one specific
he's making me choose. I'm gonna choose out of five.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
I'm just singing. If you like walked up to your
buddy and we're like, dude, I just walked past the
scar that had a great rack, I'll do. What would
you rate it? A four? That just if it's even
if it's out of five, that doesn't sound good. It doesn't, Yeah,
because ten fucking that's what they were.

Speaker 5 (01:24:23):
A nine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
Ten is harder to do, but it makes me feel
like I'm more in control, Like my rankings mean more
because it's like, if I give you a nine out
of ten, that's big. If I give you a five
out of a four out of five, yeah it's cool.
It's really good, but it's not as good as it
could have been.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
But even when you were saying movie like saying Godfather's
a five, that feel it? I feel like for me,
it's if it's something I care about at all, it's
got to be a ten point scale. If it's just
a weird little blah blah blah, five is fine, But
if I have any sort of feelings towards it, it's
got to be out of ten.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
If I had to pick one of the two, I
would go ten ten all day one out of ten.
Robert would go one out of five, Pago's one out
of ten. But I do think like food has to
be one out of ten, movies and shows and media
can be out of five. Or products like Amazon products
and stuff. It's like that's a five star. I love

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reading Amazon product. I had to buy a battery for
a lamp. It was like an alkaline l battery or
whatever it was, and like there was like it was like,
what did you like to see other reviews? They're like yeah, sure,
and like people are bitching about like the battery of
like I don't fucking care, man.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
I played it into a thing and it's done.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Like that, you have to review for a battery.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Now I want someone to be like, hey, rank the
numbers one through five, but brank them on a scale
of one to ten. Ooh do that? Do that?

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
Somebody do that for next week? Uh? Great question, Great question, Quintin.
That was a good one. Embrace debate everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Next question.

Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
We got it from Josh Tree Caudle at Joshua Tree
seven one three on X and this is a good one.
Josh says, what kind of fireworks would the numbers four?

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
Twenty and sixty immediately the first one that came to mind.
I feel like sixty nine is a sparkler. Oh no,
like it's it's exciting when you're young, but like, really
there's better things out there.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Sixty nine is the little uh little like windmill spinner thing.
It just spins around usually it's not off the ground.
It like it'll be like the little cone thing. It's
got the spinner on it. Because because I don't really
know what to do with it, I don't know, like
there's a lot going on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
I'm confused.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
I'm not good at multitasking, and I'm trying to see
is it gonna get me? With the little stuff that
it's shooting everywhere, It's.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Going around and round and round and round, kind of
like the number, but like it confuses me and makes
it it makes me nervous because it could also get me,
and like I'm scared that I'm gonna be embarrassed if
it gets me, and like I don't look good, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
I think there's a clear answer for number four. What
do you what do you think for is romccandle No, really,
No four is without a door A doubt of mortar
think about it. Picture mortar four. It sounds like four
when it's shooting up in there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
Oh okay, okay, yeah four.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
See four is the mortar four is absolutely hard.

Speaker 4 (01:27:14):
Twenty No, it's not twenty is not it's I don't
know the name of it, but is the one that
goes up usually has different colors in it. It goes
pop with the little one and then goes it has
a little little sprinkles, a little like flickers.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Pop like that one actually could be sixty nine. No, no, no, no,
sixty nine because it's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:34):
Extra, it's very involved. No no, no, you're right, No,
it's not. That doesn't fit.

Speaker 3 (01:27:41):
It's the windmill. It's gotta be the windmills. The spinny one.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
I'll just say twenty twenty feels like a Roman candle,
like it's it's a good one and it's a staple
and it's there, but like it's not the greatest.

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
You have the pop, you have the little yellow one,
and then you have the red after it, and the
little sparkles on the way down.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
Yeah, I think I kind of agree with like twenty,
Like a twenty dollars bill, it gets a staple, it's there, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
Not the top though it's at the top, you think
it's a Roman candle.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Yeahh think about when you're twenty, you're having a lot
of fun Roman candles' shooting them at your friends, a
lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
Okay, So four is a mortarshell, twenty is a Roman candle,
and then sixty nine is the windmill spinny one?

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Yes, okay, yeah, great question.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
That was a fucking awesome one. Great question.

Speaker 8 (01:28:33):
Now you're gonna you're gonna be the lighting off fucking
mortars this Friday and you're four, Well call them farders.

Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Portershell.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Oh my god, that just made me lightheaded. I laughed
so hard. Light So will we bright in here now? Two?

Speaker 4 (01:29:01):
Oh, that was a great question, Josh, Great question, buddy,
that's why it's one MVP. Before speaking from one MVP
to another, MVP three time MVP of the Gravies, Ray
Mundo b. Navidez at k Mundo b as our next question,
he says power rank these fourth of July movies. He
gives us Independence Day National Treasure, The Sandlot, Jaws, and

(01:29:24):
Team America World Police.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
Robert go, all right, number four, I mean number five.
I'm going Team America World.

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Do four?

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
Then five?

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
Then three, two, and one make it as confusing as possible.

Speaker 5 (01:29:38):
Number five going to America, World Police. The World Police
doesn't seem very free. Number four fair, somebody doesn't back
the blue. Number four, I'm going Jaws. You know it's
shark whatever. Number Number three I'm going, knowing it. I'm

(01:30:03):
going Independence Day. Oh wild, I'm going Independence Day.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Oh my.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
I feel like there's an aliens.

Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
Joke in there.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
Is that the right movie?

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
I'm thinking about aliens?

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Yeah? Yeah, Okay, who were trying to come here illegally?
Well I didn't. I didn't bring that up. You did.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
We didn't even have to get asked involved.

Speaker 5 (01:30:23):
In number two, I'm going National Treasure and the number
one is sand lot So you got a Sandlotte National
Treasure Independence.

Speaker 4 (01:30:36):
All right, I'll go next. You are right on your
first two? Uh, to America? Well police. Funny but like
it's like a gimmicky movie. I feel like it's a
really funny movie. But like damon, Yeah, the five it's
five for his Jaws. Yeah for the July movie, but

(01:30:58):
like it's about a shark. Just happens off fourth of July.
By the way, I haven't seen any of these.

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
Yeah, that's why we decided you go first again.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
So Team America. Then Jaws at four three is National Treasure.
It's awesome, but it's not as good as the Sandlot,
which is awesome. But like it's got a Fourth of
July scene, great baseball movie. Fourth of July movie. Independence
Day is literally like come on, world saved, all right,
it's just like we're beating the Brits. But they're Aliens

(01:31:29):
and they're from space and way more badass than British people.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
So like food's probably similar. It's a lot of boiled
mushy shit.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Mushy shit, a lot of goo.

Speaker 4 (01:31:40):
So I go Independence Day, Sandlot, National Treasure, Jaws and
Team America.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
All right, this is an easy five for me. It's
National Treasure. Why is that a fourth of July?

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
He steals the declaration of Independence, but like, you know
what we got July.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
It's a declaration of fucking independence. But like that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:01):
July.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
He's trying to go after I don't even think a
single scene and that takes place on the fourth of July.
It doesn't matter. It's just it's not for the July
movie to make. It's one of my favorite movies. I'm
still waiting on the third one. Fucking make it happen,
Nick Ca, that's four team America. The only reason it's
over that is just it's America. It is America, and
now it's a caricature of America making fun of it

(01:32:24):
and it's not America. Got it? Yeah, fuck you? This
is my list. Uh three, I will be going Jaws.
It's fourth of July. But also it's over for it's
part of it. That's why there's so many people on
the beach fourth of July. Yeah, it's a buffet for
the shark. Uh two is uh? I just lost myself

(01:32:47):
on here. Yeah too is Sandlot. I heard an argument
the other day where someone was saying, it's not like
for the July movie, it's just the ones. Fuck you.
That is a major scene in the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
Yeah, it's it's beautiful, slightly unrealistic.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Oo real cool. It is fucking great scene. Yeah, it's
so un realistic.

Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
If we went outside and we're like, yo, we're gonna
play under the lights of the fieries.

Speaker 4 (01:33:10):
Where the fuck did the boggo? Did they spend They're
not going the whole time? Like yeah, like you get
I saw the Houston That was.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
A one billion dollar fireworks show set in nineteen fifty,
which is like six to have that many fireworks that
light up the sky. Continue to play baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:33:24):
Yeah, Freedom over Texas is the Houston one that they're
gonna have. And I saw the news this morning. They
said that it's going to be a nineteen minute fireworks display.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
That's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
What baseball game? Have you ever seen it?

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Any? In nineteen minutes?

Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
You need at least three.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
Probably been one banana ball game. You need at least
three of those, though I sped through it. Oh wait, no,
banana ball is always two hours, never one. I don't know,
but either way, Yeah, Independence, say is one the speech
at the end, no longer just an American holiday built
fuck Gordy because we so jacked up. Yeah yeah rocks
so yeah, I go, uh National Treasure Team America, Jaws, Sandlot,

(01:34:08):
Independence Day, great, great, great ranking.

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Great ranking, great submission Ray Mundo.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
Next up, we got Alex oh at Alex mcdunderwild X
and he says, I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
He says, power rank. These American things. We got back
to back powering, So now these are just American things.
He gives us Joey Chestnut fireworks, guns, football, and Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
Yeah, Robert, you go first, all right. Number five, I
am going with guns. Number four, I'm going with football.
I don't know, maybe he's like a Lionel Messi fan
or something.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:34:55):
Number three, I'm going fireworks. Number three. Number two, I'm
going Joey Chestnut. Number one, I'm going Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 1 (01:35:07):
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go five.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I'm gonna go fireworks. Other people got.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Him, it's not just they're technically Chinese.

Speaker 4 (01:35:18):
Not just an American thing for his guns. Other people
got him two, not like we do though. Other people
got him though, yeah, we got a lot of them,
but other people got him. Three is Abraham Lincoln, great dude,
super American. But what a lot of people got him?

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:35:40):
One guy name John Wilkes. He's the only guy I
got him. Two is joy is Joey Chestnut. Like, yeah,
Abraham Lincoln did some pretty good stuff, but he couldn't
need seventy five hot dogs in ten minutes, So like
Joey Chestnut, And then I wanted to go Joey JESSNT one.

(01:36:01):
He's like the ultimate American. But like football, football is
number one.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Football football is King.

Speaker 3 (01:36:07):
We how many other countries have any Super Bowls?

Speaker 1 (01:36:11):
Zero? That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
We were talking about it last week or two weeks ago.
Did you know that we have a CFL title? American
team has a CFL title, No Canadian team, no other
teams in the world have a Super Bowl title Beaches,
or an SEC title, or an NFC East title for
that matter, anything like that. Football is king football. Joey
jests and Abraham Lincoln guns fireworks.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
All right, I'm gonna agree with you. Fireworks five, it's great.
But the rest of the world, I mean, I'm pretty
sure the fucking Eiffel Tower does fireworks like every other day.
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
And that's France, so France.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
And also the Chinese invented them. Yeah, but and because
of that, that's the only reason that Abraham Lincoln wasn't five.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
We do fireworks because like Francis Scott, he talked about bombs.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Bursting in air, and like we we don't shoot and
probably shoot bombs on the July.

Speaker 3 (01:37:04):
What do we got to The Chinese got this cool stuff?
You do that, and that's better.

Speaker 1 (01:37:08):
You know, who else would have fireworks? Ranked five? Chasing
Peter Paul. Yeah, he would probably not a fan anymore.
But yeah, I'm going to Abraham Lincoln four, one of
the greatest presidents of all time, don't get me wrong,
invented the penny. It's just all these other things. To
my diybill speak to America even more. I'm going Joey

(01:37:30):
chest up three. Wow, very low for Joey, which I
would say, if we ever retired the bald Eagle, Joey
chestnuts should be the new symbol of America. Yeah, I'd
be fine put him three. Guns are two. Now you
could say half the country doesn't like guns, We're such
a gun country, Well we fucking love.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Those half don't have guns, then they can't talk shit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:52):
Don't worry.

Speaker 3 (01:37:52):
The other half has enough to cover them and some
all right, we got guns out the wazoo. We the
just will not give up no matter what happens, we
will not give up guns.

Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
I want to say more.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Now, that's a good one that just kind of fell
by the wayside.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
And uh yeah. Number one is football. It's literally the
only sport going on right now is baseball season. And
earlier I was like, dude, we have football this month. Yeah,
and it's preseason. Mean nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:17):
Football the most mean nothing of all preseason games, the
Hall of Fame game.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
But you know, still football, Football's king.

Speaker 3 (01:38:24):
Football is the best. It makes this country great.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
I love football so much. None of the other countries
can do it even remotely, right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:34):
Yeah, we like beat the British or we're like, what
have we just made it a cool sport that nobody
else can do, and then everybody else will would try
it like cool.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
Canada can kind of do it, but not that well.
But like even America, we don't give a but we've
figured out soccer. We're pretty good. We're the best soccer
country in the world right now. Yeah, like every other sport,
everyone else shares it. America We're just like, yeah, you
guys can try and do football, but we're still gonna
do this European Football League, so nobody cares about America.

Speaker 4 (01:39:02):
Really, the why are we in every fucking country now
playing games ruining other teams home schedules?

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
Huh why are we doing that?

Speaker 1 (01:39:09):
If your sports were better, we wouldn't have to fill
up your stadiums for you exactly exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Let the let the Americans help, Yeah, typical rest of
the world.

Speaker 1 (01:39:17):
Football's king. Football is King.

Speaker 4 (01:39:20):
All right, great power rankings, great great submission, Alex So
love that one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
Love that one.

Speaker 1 (01:39:26):
That was a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Our last one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:28):
Our last question this week is from Todd Voss at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV on X and
Todd says, what is the worst month to watch sports?

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
I mean, it's got to be July. I would say July,
just because it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:42):
And I love baseball, but it's the only sport going on.
I like a variety. We get soccer, Like I said,
it's the only sport going on, and soccer I like
a variety. And WNBA obviously, like even though there is
one football game, it doesn't mean nothing football game.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Right, But I would say July. Also, also it's the
dead of summer.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
You're outside, you're doing other shit, you're watching less sports
usually anyway, it is the dog days of the baseball
season when like you're like, all right, I got to
mix some other activities in. I can't just watch fourteen
baseball games a day.

Speaker 4 (01:40:13):
Yeah, I would say July, then August, because you do
have preseason football, but like you're just kind of hoping
that you don't see any of your players get hurt.
But you're talking football or you're tiring football, but it's
any it's not real.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
For August is not second, it's it's got to be
another sport that has or another month that has no
football in it. But it's like not meaningful football.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
It's only like, oh no, my guy could be out
for the season football, which is like scary football. So
I would say that would be two, and then February
would be third.

Speaker 1 (01:40:45):
Yeah, just because football just ended in your.

Speaker 4 (01:40:47):
Yeah, but you had the Super Bowl, so like I
can't put February like as a worst sports month. April
the fucking super Bowl. April it's March Madness National Championship.

Speaker 1 (01:40:57):
Yeah, but like that's why March isn't there because you
have March Madness. But also April no football. Grant, you're
starting to get playoffs or like the push for playoffsoff
and like hockey and stuff like that. But really, July
is like really the only bad one other than always
other sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:41:11):
But yeah, you can like convince yourself you agree.

Speaker 1 (01:41:15):
Robert, or are you going to say something in the
middle of football season when there's no baseball?

Speaker 5 (01:41:18):
See, I don't know because I was thinking about July
or August. July I I say no because of the
All Star Game and home run Derby and getting right
to the MLB tread deadline. That's always exciting. And then
August say, I say no to August because then if
your teammate deals, then you get to you get the little,
little little boost. But it only really lasts for like

(01:41:40):
a couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
It's probably December for you, there's no more baseball and
you don't care about anything else.

Speaker 5 (01:41:49):
Really, for me, it's November through March.

Speaker 1 (01:41:52):
Oh, November, you got World Series.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Yes, okay, you're in series.

Speaker 5 (01:41:57):
Fine, I'll say December through March.

Speaker 3 (01:41:59):
I said November here, he said November.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
No, That's why we workshop these ideas.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
We talk to each other remembers Thanksgiving football, that's like
one of the most elite.

Speaker 1 (01:42:06):
He doesn't care about that at all.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
But like it's.

Speaker 5 (01:42:11):
If I had to say one month, I would say August.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
I love August because I'm getting excited for football.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Okay, ex cyber football.

Speaker 1 (01:42:21):
You're talking football, you're doing your you're doing your fantasy draft.

Speaker 5 (01:42:23):
But he said to watch sports.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
He didn't say for sports, to watch sports, to watch sports,
But when you're watching sports, you're also excited about that sport, like, oh, well,
there's only this many more weeks until that sports.

Speaker 1 (01:42:35):
See. I mean I think that makes July the answer then,
because there's only sports July, there's not sports to watch.
Its sport well, w n B A sport, soccer, w
n B A golf outside of when Caitlin Clark is
not playing, which has been half.

Speaker 4 (01:42:55):
Has actually played more games. And also I'm undefeated still
in uh.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
In fantasies, shout out the nineteenth Amendments.

Speaker 4 (01:43:01):
Nineteenth Amendments. We're making shirts. If we get the threepe
Brinton championship shirts. Fuck yes, we'll sum in the store.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
And that's what I meant. I'll call it the team logo.

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
It's just Ruth Bader Ginsburg with the basketball.

Speaker 3 (01:43:21):
Ginsbury like crossing over somebody.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
Body on the ground and it says sexism.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
It's the NBA logo, but just with Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
Yeah, that's pretty much what it'll be. Or or either
that or the Ruth Conda Forever not bad, not bad,
the most crackhead shirt of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
Already I'm buying it, though I'll be the only one
to buy it probably, but.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
No, I'll be right there with you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
Fantasy just really small.

Speaker 4 (01:43:53):
It'll say fantasy w n b A Champions like.

Speaker 3 (01:43:58):
The nineteenth Amendments or his w No, No, there's fantasy team.
You would understand them. It's a three pete. We're trying
to pull some comments ship, all.

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Right, dynasty fuck dude.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
I mean, I don't want to get focused on four
yet until I can get three.

Speaker 1 (01:44:11):
But don't get ahead of your stuf. You still gotta
win the third.

Speaker 4 (01:44:14):
Locked in and Angel Reese my queen dominant, this rebound machine.
Caitlin Clark went over all she did, missing half the season.
Good good thing I didn't take her Sabrina I and
as you crushing it Eliah Boston killing it from boshed In.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah, yeah. Every time she hits a three, if the
announcer doesn't go and that's a three from boshed In, boy,
then what the fuck is that?

Speaker 3 (01:44:38):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
I should be an announcer for the WNBA.

Speaker 3 (01:44:41):
Why because you're a man? No, because I have great ideas,
believe in the women. Because I'm really good at.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Just saying things that other people have said before in
the right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
All right, so we're gonna settle in July. I think
Robert goes August. But you get out voted now, buddy, all.

Speaker 3 (01:44:57):
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I got called unk twice last week, which I don't
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Speaker 1 (01:45:35):
I think they probably meant it bad, but like, fuck you,
that's awesome. H it's kind of cool. I didn't know
white guys could be unk.

Speaker 4 (01:45:41):
I didn't know, so I unk over here thinking that's
making fun of you. For one, it was an old
clip and you were holding a multi tool. You just
had your multi tool out by your balls and they
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It happens like we're putting out content. They're just criticizing content.

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They're not putting out content. They're people that create those
people at bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Right, all right, NEF.

Speaker 1 (01:46:12):
NEF doesn't work the way UNC does.

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:46:14):
It still has to be.

Speaker 4 (01:46:15):
It doesn't by like NEPH though. I'm gonna start trying
that out. I'm gonna start trying that. Alright, guys have
a oh no, no, we got h We've got our
random celebrity generator.

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
Okay, who we got? Who we got?

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
I'll go with the man, the myth, the legend, Joey Chestnut.

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
I'll go Denzel Washington, Matthew McConaughey, almost.

Speaker 1 (01:46:34):
Want Guy Fieria. I'm gonna be really mad if he
comes up.

Speaker 4 (01:46:37):
Bill Russell, Mary Tyler Moore, William hurt Leona Lewis, Honus Wagner,
Jennifer Connolly, Neil Young, and Peter O'Toole. All Right, Joey Chestnut,
Denzel Washington, Zoe Washington and Matthew McConaughey Running it back,
Wilt Chamberlain, Gordon Ramsey, Angelina, Joey, Helen Willis, Elizabeth Taylor,
Ryan Goss, Thinking, Bruce Springsteen and John Come One Last One,

(01:47:04):
James Cagney, Bruce springste and Kraftwick, Ramones, elgend Baylor, Kim Clasters,
Jack Timz, Greg Alman.

Speaker 3 (01:47:10):
Oh well, dude, it's the fourth of July eighty four.
True thirty four.

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
Denzel, Matthew mcconna, all right, Matthew mcconaughe hey, Jochestnut and Denzel,
tom Waits, Viggo Mortensen, Yannick, Noah Fearn, Cotton, Robert duval Lewis,
Luis bro Diana Ross and Nicola Petran Jelly all right,

(01:47:34):
not even close, not even close.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
I have a film. When I finally get this, one
of you is also going to get it on the
exact same one.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Be really funny.

Speaker 1 (01:47:42):
That's gonna make me so fuck And it'll be Bobby.
So you guys both have two and I'm still at one.

Speaker 4 (01:47:46):
What would be funnier is if Robert and I got
it and you didn't like all the same one, and
it's like, wow, like we picked almost all of the guys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:56):
We could have picked one of them. Yeah, all right,
not gonna let all right, Well.

Speaker 4 (01:48:01):
Hey, have a happy Fourth of July, everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:48:04):
I'm safe, happy safe.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
Yeah, be safe out there, designated drivers, no fireworks in
the hands. Yeah, don't blow your hand, media all that stuff.
Be safe out there. We love you guys. Happy Birthday America.
Until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:48:18):
Bravy gang gang gang, baby powder, topping lead and spread
as were listen, it's a past the Gray Great we
go and fishing for your bitch today with drunk and
Houston Houston Baby. If we go ahead and lick and

(01:48:39):
we'll get rich today, rich bitch Houston. That's just on
town Town passa gravy passa loud loud we can talk
and go for hours hours entertainment, superpower, Gravy Gang getting louder, louder,
cast up, no childer man, we laugh, no prouder Ibo,
baby powder, topping.

Speaker 1 (01:48:57):
Lead and spread way.

Speaker 2 (01:49:00):
Listen, then to pastor Gray Gray were Gowain fishing for
your bitch today with drunk and Houston now Houston Bay
we go ahead and lick you. We'll get rich today,
Rich bitch.

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