Pass The Gravy #624: Jump Out Cake

The guys talk about cookbooks, the running of the bulls, and Jurassic Park. They also power rank Birthday cakes and come up with flavors for numbers.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder Top and lead spread as wait listen, it's
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bitch today with Junkie Houston Houston Baby. Now we go
ahead and leck Camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Nish Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy Gravy Days Past the Gravy Episode six and twenty four.
I am your host, Alex with my good friend Robert Barbosa,
aka the Hog.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
We also call him Bobby Jokes, which you can call
them pretty.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Much where everyone answer is just about everything right now
and joining us today, we have a very special guest
all the way from his house on his birthday, the one,
the only Pat Dion.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That's all I wanted for my birthday. I feel like
I want a sweepsteaks. I got to be on Past
the Green.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Hey, yeah, you know you we we entered a lot
of other people into the drawing and you want to
make a wish. A lot of people we pats make
a wish.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's really my only wish. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Well, now now it's come true, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Is it everything he thought it would be and more okay, good,
and so I was hoping before.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Everyone's always like, what are you doing for your birthday?
I'm like, fucking, it's Wednesday. I'm going to work. But
what do I get to do for my birthday? I
get to do?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
I want to contest and do the past. All right, Well,
happy birthday, buddy, Thank you Robert. You get him anything?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I told him? How your birthday? Yeah, that's all I ca.
That's what everyone's like, what are you doing? I'm like, dude,
I'm fucking thirty five. I'm not doing anything for my birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And I don't really know what to get the guy
that has has it all?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, yeah, what what more does he need? I guess
that's the Thing's like, oh, I will get you something,
Like I'm a grown man. I just buy whatever I
want throughout the year.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
And then I sort of feel obligated to buy use
things too for your birthday. And it's like, I'm cool
if we just don't get each other anything, like, hey,
happy birthday, buddy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
The most I do is like my best friend and
my mom, I bothered a bottle of whiskey for the
That's fine, that's I can do the drink swaps that's it.
I'll get a steak at for dinner tomorrow at work.
It's good. You see at a stake tonight and then tomorrow. Also,
I'm not going back Birthday week, I'm off work. I'm
not going back. All this just door dash and pick
it up somewhere. The only time I go back to

(02:30):
work when i'm off work is when I accidentally stole
the company credit card and it's still in my pocket.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
When I accidentally committed fraud.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's not fraud. It's like a lot of time. It
happens when I'm here. I'll be like middle of the
podcast and I reach in my pocket and feel it
from like having a run out and buy cucumbers or
something that morning, and then I just text them like, hey,
I'll be back around six thirty. You've been looking for
it everywhere. What are you gonna do? You know, what
are you gonna do? Well?

Speaker 3 (02:57):
You want to start us off with the pre come segment, make.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
A wish kid. I mean, I got my wish here
and is it? But I mean I didn't really have
a lot for pre comment. It was just like it's
just the excitement for football seasons ramping up, and like
tomorrow is what feels like the real first day. Because
NCAA is coming out tomorrow. No, I think all the
streamers and shit have it like early access or maybe

(03:21):
if you like pre ordered long ago it does, but
like it officially drops tomorrow at ten am. So I'll
probably play about four hours of it tomorrow before I
go to work. That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm gonna
be real burned out and tired at work tomorrow. It's
gonna be fun. It's a whole time, bay, Hey, can
we do this on a burger? I don't know, dude,
I'm trying to figure out. I got Washington next week
and then I've got Michigan the week. Right now, I'm

(03:45):
gonna pray for three hours before I play a game.
I'll just be doing recruiting. Yeah, loving it. Yeah, that'll
be uh. I'm not gonna get it. I'm gonna pass
on it. My buddy. My buddy said the same thing.
So I only play video games every other year. I'm like,
you just said you were buying NBA two K five
because it's seven dollars. Seven dollars, you just go towards it.
I'm just I know that it makes me mad.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
It'll make me mad. It'll be frustrating.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Everybody I saw last year that played it was very
frustrated with it, Like they still said it was a
fun game, but I was like, I do not have
the time to do stuff like that right now, where.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I just doesn't think he can take Sam Houston to
the Natty.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I could if I had time. Now, You've got time
now the time that I've been given.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Didn't you say he played four hours a Fortnite? Yess dight?

Speaker 4 (04:29):
No, I played Fortnites four hours a Fortnite on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, no time though on Saturday I did. Though.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Are you guys gonna get a Tony Hawk pro skater?

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Yeah, yeah, I probably get that. But that's like that's
like twenty five forty bucks, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It comes out in what like two weeks.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I think it's out this week, and they do have graffito.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'll just tell my mom and bake, i'mn't put this
one on the card. Happy, that's my birthday present. Okay.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
They do have cross platform mode now, they did not
with the last one, because remember we both got when
they did one and two and we were like, hell, yeah,
we'll play this, and then it was like, oh.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
You can only play it on your own console.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't. I feel like we just like we do
every video game, like say we're going to play together
and then we just don't. I thought, well, as you
couldn't play online, oh okay, but I did make my
wife play also, I mean one of two, really the
main ones that I ever played. I kind of played
three and someday like the Mexico right, that's Mexico the
bull Ring. Yeah, that was the end of two. Yeah,
I was it two, okay, or maybe that's three. I

(05:27):
don't know. It's been many years. I'm excited to find
out it kind of new. It would be kind of new.
So I like that just gaming video game, this is back.
So many games are back. Oh yeah, we're almost football season, man,
I can taste it.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I had, like, I played four hours of Fortnite on Saturday.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I had a buddy got it.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
He was in a little bit of a breakup, so
I was like, well, you want to get drunk on Fortnite?
And I had like twelve beers just playing a Fortnite
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's really fun when you do that and you get
too lazy to keep going to the fridge. So eventually
you just bring all the beers to you and buy
like the fifth beer. You're just drinking warm beers at
that point. So that problem. I have a mini fridge
in the office, so, m you're a son of a
bitch yep. Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
When you get married, you can put weird stuff, like
not weird stuff, but like stuff that I wouldn't buy,
Like I wouldn't buy many fridge, but I would put
that on a wedding registry.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
See, but when you're not married, you can have three
TVs in your living room and you just play there. True. Really,
who's doing better here?

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Speaking of well, I have like three iPads that I
can also watch stuff, So that's really like all the
baby TVs.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I need the counter to that one. See, yeah, I
got nothing. You beat me as baby TV's. So then
your wife's like, hey, we're gonna watch this movie. Like cool.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I can still watch these games that I bet on.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Are you sure I really would like to watch Washington
versus Oregon in week four? You're gonna love this. She'll
love the Colors, Babe. You don't want to watch Fluminies
against Chelsea and the Club World Cup. No, See, we're
trying to teach for good sports, not crappy ones that
don't actually matter when your team loses. Well yeah, but
still yeah, solid, solid, I'm excited. Solid. Okay, Robert, do

(07:09):
you have anything a pre colm.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Max is back to HBO Max after they finally did it,
after they changed it to Max, but they said they
were going to now they officially did it.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, I had seen like when when the change went down.
It was so when they changed from HBO to HBO
Max and then when they've changed back. They used the
same consulting firm both times, and I think paid out
over one hundred million dollars on a company to be like, no,
no change. You know your name, that's an icon, change it?
And then six months later like you know what I said,

(07:41):
what if you changed it?

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Hear me out, hear me out the thing we told
you to do. What if we went back to what
you were already doing?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Like whoever okayed that consulting firm should be fired. You
just wasted a hundred million dollars of HBOS money. Think
of it. For that money, they could have redone the
eighth season of Game of Thrones and done it right.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
I want to be I want to be a consulting firm.
We should like maybe would like to be consulted on anything.
Hit us up past the baby consulting.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Like I feel like you have to be successful before
they let you consult. And I'm over here just like, dude,
just let me consult. I want to. I want to
be the voice of the regular guy.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's like everybody online trying to be an influencer. Like
I don't really have a lot of cloud, but like
I will go to a bunch of restaurants and tell
you these are the good ones.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Like if somebody's gonna charge you fifty million dollars to
consult HBO, give me twenty five and I'll be there. Like, hey,
what if you just don't change it because you don't
need to. It's not broke. Don't you have an iconic name?
It's good?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Or do you like the Dick Cheney thing? But like
I can find you a vice president.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Two years from now. They're just HBO again. They're gonna
go full fucking rainbow. It's not a circle because you
get halfway there and then you go back. Yeah, you're back.
They're literally backtracking.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
But it'd be funny if it was just seasonal. They
just changed it, like every fall it's Max, and it's
HBO Max in the spring. Just keep switching it around.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Oh god, I would hate that so much. That would
like I would be enraged every time I saw it. Yeah,
all right, just so ship that makes me angry back, that.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Was just HBO Max. That's what you brought into that. Yeah,
and what are we gonna do about all this rain?

Speaker 1 (09:17):
I'm fucking glad you brought that up, Robert, because I
hate it. It's not hurting us yet though, like it's annoying.
It's it's very first trying to be We're sensitive. We
understand that the other people have it worse to nights.
I absolutely understand that, but this rain fucking sucks. Yeah.
The first days I was like, I want to complain,
but we probably need it. You know, you always need rain.
Don't say that. That's sound an old I'm fucking old.

(09:40):
It's an old guy thing to say we needed, but
like plants are going to today. It was the first
day where I thought it but didn't say it because
I was like, Okay, I starting to get annoying. It's
getting real fucking annoying. He driving in it, and by
driving I mean other people driving in it on the
way here, those people in an accident that blocked two
lanes of items and slowed me down.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
I feel like it's been raining for like three weeks.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Yeah, every day, Like, don't worry, today might be the
day to end. If you like, you get paid to
tell us what it does, tell us it's not gonna rain.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Canyon Lake for the first time it forever doesn't look
horrible like they actually have some water in it. I mean,
of course, horrible circumstances around it, but yeah, I mean
that part of it. But yeah, I mean, it rains stupid.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
I'm just gonna come out and say we're an anti
rain podcast, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
My dad sent me a video of his house and
he just had like large buckets like tubs filling up
with the rain water. And I was like, California, they'd
fucking find you for that one. I was like, that's
that's that's an old man move when you're like, I'm
gonna fucking fill up all this water and then any
watering I need to do over the next two weeks,
I'm gonna use that and not have to use my
own water. Oh that's why he does. Oh yeah, No,

(10:52):
he's not just like making many tubs to bathe in.
He's got the pool in the backyard to bathe in. Well, no,
I like, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Sometimes I see people do that where they're like, oh,
just you know, use everything.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I've been seeing Homestead Rescue.

Speaker 4 (11:05):
You ever watching that an Animal Planet, where like, yeah,
we're all self sufficient, so all the rainwater we store,
and then that's our bath water, and then this is
what we cook with and all this.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
I was like, that's smart.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
But he has a house though it's a hassle, but
you got your dad has like electricity and plumbing, Like
I don't think you need to save rainwater but to
not have to work.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
But he's a dad, so he's like, I cannot turn
on the water. My water bill will go down slightly.
Dad move like it's it's the reason why so many
times over the years. I don't I haven't seen him
do it at the new house, but is the one
in Fredericksburg. Instead of taking the shower, he would just
like grab his shampoo and go in the pool. Cool,
Like that's I think that's the final boss of like

(11:44):
old man Dad when he's like I'm gonna save ten
gallons of water. I'm just gonna bathe in the pool.
My mom every time would be like, God, damn it,
fucking stop doing that. He's like, I'm not gonna stop.
You can't make me. What if he just kept collect
rainwater in like buckets and then use those buckets to
build himself his own house out of rainwater buckets, that

(12:10):
would be something big. That wolf definitely could not blow
that house over because water is heavy and wolves hate water,
do they know? I think you're thinking of cats. Cats.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It was a big bed tiger, buddy, he's done.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Only jaguars will fuck with water. I've seen videos of
them diving on alligators and like eating them.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
I've seen tigers. Also, have you ever seen Life of Pie?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
No, Richard Parker, Dude, that movie looked kind of artsy.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
So I was like, although Richard Parker was more of
a metaphor than anything, I think.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
That's just a pseudonym for Dick Slinger. I think spoiler.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I think Life of Pie was just about like the
boat sank, and then it was animals, but it was
really just bad people that he was dealing with. And
so he was like, yeah, the tigers tried to kill everybody.
But it was just like some dude went crazy and
tried to kill you. But I thought it if not,
I completely misinterpreted it.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
I thought none of it happened. I thought it was
just like the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Was there, and then you just realized, You're like, oh,
this kid was just rationalizing that, but being like, no,
he was just tiger, not just a fucking sketchy dude
that tried to eat my mom because he went crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
His mom hot. His mom was like a baboon. So
I don't know, so big ass is what you're saying. Shit,
maybe I would have been that tiger.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (13:31):
Sham all right. I had a couple of things to
bring in today, and the first one is, do you
guys think that the Brooklyn Bridge is better than the
Golden Gate Bridge. No? I think it's better. Why is

(13:53):
it better because it's in New York? No? It was
the first. Uh, it's not that nice to look at,
but I kind of like that. It's not like showy off.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
It's like, yo, look at me, like I'm a pretty
cool looking bridge, but like the Golden gate Bridge, the cool.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Look could be a orange. I mean everything about the
Golden Gate Bridge is better. The scenery surrounding it is
beautiful New York. What's surrounding it? Fucking New York. It's
not exactly beautiful. It's an impressive city.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
A bomb shelter in it, though, because the Brooklyn Bridge does,
which is pretty fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
I mean that's I didn't know about that. That's pretty cool.
But no, the the Golden Gate Bridge looks better, is
more iconic.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Seems like a bad place to have a bomb shelter into.
It's like, I don't know, I feel like a bridge
as it lasts well with a bomb.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
The bridge won't. The shelter underneath probably will. Maybe it's
not like the bridge. It's like the bomb shelters in
the middle of the bridge.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
Yeah, I don't know. I like the Brooklyn Bridges is like,
I'm not gonna be as flashy.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
This is what I am. Forget about it. This is
a regular bridge across me. It's one of the few
times where I think I'm leaning flash over just strict
comfort and substance. No, I mean, it's not like the
substance is different between the two bridges. They both function
as bridges. They do very true. Who dies jumping off
of them? More a year because I always hear you

(15:13):
never hear about any of the Brooklyn Bridge. They have
to happen too crowded, you know. I mean they find
bodies floating in the Hudson, probably jumped off the bridge.
Everyone assumes mafia. Most likely mafia, not as much mo
bet now as back of the day. Or maybe mafia
could be throwing them off the bridge. I say that
still counts as a bridge kill. I think that, but
your BK per year, yah, kills per year.

Speaker 4 (15:36):
I feel like san Franz got him. Probably I'd say
san Franz got the Brooklyn Bridge on that. But I
also think that's a point for the Brooklyn Bridge.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, I wasn't saying it's a point for the bridge.
Whoever has more. I'm just saying I don't think we
have accurate statistics.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Like if when I see a bridge, I don't want
to think that looks like a great place to end
at all.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
The funny thing is when I see a bridge, I'm like,
that's exactly what you think, Like, would you die jumping
off that one? That's pretty high? It's gonna be like
concrete when you hit the water. I'll try it. Wait
if I go pencil. If I go pencil into the water,
I'm not gonna die, or I cut through it. I
think they have a net under the Golden Gate Bridge
now to try and stop people. They should Any bridge

(16:18):
that you can with you have public access to, and
you can jump off of, probably should have netting.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, but that would also be funny if like then
like you just have to wait till somebody can even
gets you.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
You jump off and then you're just trying to roll. No.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
Hey, Bill, I saw your fat ass on the news yesterday.
You didn't realize the net was there.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
You got netted? Oh man, I tripped. Sorry, yeah, you
tripped over. I tripped over the bridge, dude. I just
think Brooklyn Bridge. I was watching the ESPN today and
they had in the background. I was like, I think
it's the superior bridge. No. I mean, as much shit
as I give California. The big good thing about California

(17:00):
is a lot of it is absolutely gorgeous and beautiful.
Golden Gate bridges looks better. Honestly, if you if you
say to most Americans, name one bridge in America, I
think more people are gonna say Golden Gate. I think
it's way more iconic name five bridges. Uh so you've
got Jeff Bridges. Shit, damn it. Okay, well you've got

(17:20):
the Golden Gate Bridge, you've got the Brooklyn You've got
don't look it up either, I had it. You're looking
up bridges all the top of my head. I don't
know their names.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Okay, Yeah, well that's the whole point, like not not Google.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's an overpass count as a bridge because it ten
and Grand Parkway that's another one. Belt Wag eight and
I ten. That's another one. I'm trying to say, London Bridge,
Bridge of Tarabithia. That's a go on London Bridge. Fuck yeah,
but it falls down, so it's still bridge. Phoebe bridges

(17:56):
close No, m let's sounds like a bad term to
call a bridge.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah. What about bridges over troubled water?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Uh huh? I think in was it to Torah where
the POWs had to build a bridge? Yeah? That bridge?
That's five?

Speaker 4 (18:19):
All right, Robert, can you name that bridges besides the
ones I've already mentioned, you can include.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
This Eiffel towering a girl count is making a bridge.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
There's London, Brooklyn, Golden Gate.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
That's the other one in New York.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, Tunnels Manhattan Bridge.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I can't disprove that song counting.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
And then there's.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Dude, these bridges, So I mean, mius bridges.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
You got Golden Gate, Brooklyn Tower, London, Sydney, Hobba Bridge.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
That's a nice bridge too. I don't know personally though
my favorite who.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Could forget the Chapel Bridge or the Fourth Bridge or
the Chapel Roon I do too, the bridge of size.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
I think the Nelson Bridge is the best bridge. Yeah,
that's the little one that they walk across at the Masters. Okay,
that's the best bridge because it's at the Masters.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
We're at the Millennium Bridge.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Also, not you know, not as many people on the
Nelson Bridge.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
Hey, Mahton Bridge is a real Brinhattan Bridge.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah, Nelson Bridge. You jump off it, you're not gonna die.
That's big points on a bridge, that's true. You just
fall into her a little creek that that's some guy
pissed in. So, I mean, obviously, if we're talking like
the most elite bridges is Brooklyn Bridge versus Golden Gate Bridge,
like the MJ versus le Bron talk for bridges. No,

(19:52):
because I just said the best bridge is the Nelson Bridge.
What do you want to see that you're a Kobe guy.
Now you're a Kobe guy. I'm more of a Larry guy.
What you're trying to Nokobe? He's better than MJ or Lebron? Really,
I mean Larry, Larry was the best. He just had
a shortened career because of back injuries because he works
so damn hard. Okay, so he didn't think Kobe and
the off season was out there mowing his property and

(20:13):
doing yard work. No bomb the mentality though he was. Yeah,
he was working on his game. But you know what,
Larry had fucking yard work, then he'd be done, and
he'd be damned if he was gonna pay someone else
to do it.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
But it is the MJ versus Lebron discussion.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, with his bridges. Yeah, and MJ is you know,
way more of the Golden gate Bridge. Oh no, MJ
would be the Brooklyn Bridge, dude, No, Lebron is Brooklyn all.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Hey, MJ like literally never played in California, like for
a team in California. That's exactly what Lebron does right now,
Like he had to go to California. But oh look
at me. The glitz, the glamour and MJ's just like,
I'm gonna beat the dog shit out of you.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
That's what I do.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
I'm gonna be gritty.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm gonna have a fucking bomb shelter. And that's really
when I have to be suspended. But I'm gonna say
he's retired for two years for gambling, like that's that's
what the bomb shelter is. In the Brooklyn Bridge, he's
I'm the steel support beam guy.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
That's me. That's what I do. I can support you.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
But J always on New York, right, he'd go, he'd
go into Madison Square Garden and he'd fuck them up. Yeah,
would fuck up New York. Therefore, he would not be
the New York Bridge.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
But if you fucked up a bridge and it had
a shelter under it, mj'db fine.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
MJ is more like Chris Christy and he'll shut that
bridge down. Not a basketball player, he'll shut that bridge down,
not a basketball player. That might have been the Manhattan
Bridge that Chris Christy shut down. I don't know which
one it was. Yeah, I know your bridges, No you
bridge talk. I don't know my bridges. Man. I'm gonna
bridge guy, I'm gonna go Brooklyn is the goat of bridges.
Bobby break the tie.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I'm going Golden Gate, going Golden Gate. Wow to Lebron
guys going Golden Gate over here?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Interesting? Interesting, you're the Lebron guy. No, hey, Robert brig Bridge.
See he agrees with me. Boom Democracy, which is older,
probably Brooklyn, it's been around. That's the MJ. Then that's
a good fuck. Yeah, yeah, point Alex Oh Golden Gate Bridge.
What color is it? Orange? It's like orange, which is

(22:17):
close to red? What color did MJ wear red? Boom
back on our side?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Not not even close, very close, very I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Uh what what color did Lebron wear in Miami? Black? Oh,
that's pretty close to the yellow bridges there? Yellow on
the Golden Gate Bridge. What color does Lebron wear?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
Now? Yeah, in California bridges.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Which was and I'm pretty sure he probably had a
great jersey somewhere along the way Brooklyn Bridge gray with black.
He always said we needed, we needed Jordan always talked
about how he fucked up New York. MJ is always
a merchage Square Guards, best place play. He loves New York. Dude.
He wishes he could have played for New York, but
he was too scared of the pressure.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
No, no, no, MJ would have been the Brooklyn Bridge.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Don't we just settled this? Why do you keep fighting it?
As I'm right, you hate democracy. This guy's an election denier.
Not we elected that. Note that MJ is the Golden
gate Bridge and you're denying it. There was no election.
This is a debate. There was two votes.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
This is a debate two votes. Just you're wrong on
the debate.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
We voted, you lost.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
It's like watching a presidential debate and saying they won.
You're like, that's up to that's up for debate as well,
not even close.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
We'll never know.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
This is just a discussionary thing that we can bring
up in casual conversation where you're.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
You're just like a twenty twenty and twenty twelve Democrat
and also a twenty sixteen Republican. You just you just
don't accept this politics and everything. I was saying both
sides that day. I know, but this is like the
fourth political reference you've made. I don't even keep trying
up Chris Christie twice. I just appreciate a guy that's
got a giant fupa How could you not bring up

(23:57):
that I think about Chris Christie every day. I don't.
I don't. I wish I did doing it at all.
He's so fat. It's impressive to look at. When you
get that fat, you're like, all right, it's gross, but
also kind of impressive. He could have been a Zuma wrestler.
I don't know if he has the f lice, but
not that the size. With the size, but yeah, just

(24:18):
start at the water cooler. It works.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Be like you got your who's the goat to bridges
Brooklyn or Golden Gate and people like what, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I thought, you know, Golden Gate had a good run.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
It gets a little foggy around times, and just I
feel like not as not as good.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
Going with the Saint Louis Archway because technically I could
walk across it like a bridge. I don't think you could, though,
climb up and then you walk. You can go all
the way to the top if you climbed. If you climb,
the helicopter dropped me off up there boom. Yeah, but
you'd fall, all right, for sure, fall and minus point

(24:52):
for that bridge. I'm definitely dying if I fall that bridge. Yeah,
it's a bad bridge. It's everything a bridge. If you
know anything, all this, all things are bridges.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I was gonna do that bit on fireplaces this this
week I decided not to Anything is a fireplace. It's
a place where the fire is. Is that house fire?
It's a fireplace when you lie, I mean it is
a place with a fire. Your pants are yeah, your
pants are on fire pants are a place with a fire.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
It's fireplace. If you're a ginger, your pants are a fireplace.
We'll save that for fireplace things.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
And all right, folks, but uh we do we need
to start getting the Brooklyn versus Golden Gate Bridge to
bake coon.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
I think that'll get the people talking. Well maybe next
year if the if the Warriors get one more run
at it and then the next make it to the
finals and they meet, we can really get it going there.
Maybe maybe The other thing I had was it was, oh, cookbooks,
can cookbooks be sued for plagiarizing? I don't think so,

(25:54):
because like how many this is my make it?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Yeah, this is my this is my get rich idea
if this is the case, because it's like, yeah, like
you can come up with like if Pat put out
an entire cookbook of like Pat's favorite desserts and like
you liked tiramassou and you liked ice cream cake.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
And you like, I don't know, I'm trying to think
of other desserts.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Grilled cheese, yeah, chocolate chocolate grilled cheese, Choco tacos, yeah,
those are your Like, I'm gonna make these.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
And then I was like, hey, I like those recipes.
I could just jack your recipes. And the only thing
like I would do different is they consider of being
like when my.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
Grandpappy used to pick me up from school, he'd make
me a choco taco, a homemade choco taco when he
used hot, he used his love and his and his
soul to make this and blah blah blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I could just make up.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
My own little bullshit synopsises before it and then like,
here's the recipe done. Like I could have literally, like
the exact same recipes. But what you're the only guy
who has desserts, like can you? You can't like own
a recipe, can you?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
I don't think. I think to be safe though, you
want to switch up the the recipe are a little
bit and I don't mean ingredients. You just put the
order that you put it in exactly. So if it
says like milk, eggs and butter, and put butter, eggs
and milk right there, Pam.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
It's just like when you copy your friend's homeworking but
make it look like it was a little bit different
and you're like, all right, I'm gonna put the vocabulary
where it did a different order.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
I think the last time I let my friend and
I said, just change it up a little bit, he
fucking word for word copied a paragraph that I had
written as an answer and got us caught that way.
I just kept denying I didn't do that. I was like,
I I literally did my homework yesterday. I don't know
what to tell you I didn't do this. I would
just be like, kind of fucking prove it. If anything happens,

(27:38):
I'm gonna say that you stole my paper. I don't
even think like the coaches made us run or anything
for it.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
I had a friend and they got caught cheating off mine,
and they were like, Middleton, what are you do? It
is like, I'm like barely passing your class. Why would
I let somebody cheat? Why would somebody cheat off of me?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Like what that's what do you like? This is a
terrible argument for you, Like, come on, as teacher, you
have to be like, fuck, that's a good point. Yeah,
and that was exactly what it was. I couldn't do that.
I was Hey, remember I was on uh, I was
on like academic probation with you. Huh remember when I
got on my last test. Yeah, it was a D.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
So if he did copy off of me, let him.
I don't know that shows that he's a good point.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Good point, okay, fair, but no, like I want to
just start, like just rip a cookbook, like go get
an Emerald a Gassi cookbook, just copy all of his recipes,
but just be like, you know what I was making this?

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Fetucini alfreid do I always? I had Italian grandmother and
she always made me fetucini because it made me feel good.
And when she seasoned it, she'd yell bing did she go?
So it's different. Then I had these two uncles. They
go boom and they would boom things, and that's uh,
that's how I learned how to make olive oil bing

(28:59):
bong your soup like Graham, are you okay?

Speaker 3 (29:06):
My Grandpappy's gelato recipe, my.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Grandma used to say a lot of things. Now, the
only thing I could tell you she said was bang
when she seasoned her food.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
But it's like you can't say that, like parallel thoughts,
not a thing on recipes. It's like, oh, what you
made pasta different?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Well? Would you? What was the secret? You add a
little salt, You add a little bit more salt, Like
there's always so many things you can throw into stuff.
And as long as it's not like a blatant copied,
like just leave one ingredient off.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
It's like, this is basically Emeralds cookbook, but just ADDNX
made it. It's not going to like change it at all.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Making a whole shepherd's pie and you're like and add
a teaspoon of cinnamon or just but like three point
oh one teaspoons where it's like, what is the one
just just like a little bit more, you know what
they called for a pinch of salt. I called for
a pinch of salt and a little love. If you
need some more, a little love, and hey, add a
little bit more after that, right, Dan, sprinkle in some

(29:57):
more love. And really the key gingredient I would just
add is just a little bit more garlic to everything.
Oh yeah, done, I'm one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And name the cookbook, you know, chop up some garlic.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
More garlic. Yeah, that's the name of the cookbook. You
might have heard. Think you know how to make a
shepherd's piet. Let me tell you a way to make
it even better.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Actually, the name for the cookbooks already written. I write cookbooks,
not tragedies. It's an Emo cookbook by.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Alex, A garlic cookbook by Alex.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
A garlic Emo cookbook by Alex. But really it's just
Emerald Gassi's cookbook. But I just I reversed the order
of the recipes. Whatever was last I put first? It's
totally different. Emerald, What are you talking about? How you
coming at me?

Speaker 1 (30:43):
After this add all the ingredients before you beat the eggs.
It's gonna allow it add a little extra layer of texture.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
That would be really funny to like just grab emeralds
like recipe and then just be like copy paste and
like an AI and be like, now write rewrite this,
but make it emo.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
I mean, the easy way to do it now would
just be you just find everyone that cooks food online
and just steal their recipes and compile them. That's exactly
what because they definitely have stolen those recipes to show you.
Let's you say what I was thinking. I was watching
I saw this online, so I'm gonna make it. Okay, Well,
now that's two layers that I don't know the original
source material, so it's free to take. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Yeah, it was like I was watching The Bear spoiler
Sydney in the Bear makes hamburger helper, and I was
behind on the pitch. She makes hamburger helper in one scene,
but I thought they were like they were like, oh,
I made student News hamburger helper, like that was all
the Reddit kept like a bunch of people that had
posted that, oh, it must have been like homemade hamburger helper.
But she like just buys hamburger helper and puts like
tomato paste in it. And I was like, wait, so

(31:42):
really you just had a tomato paste to hamburger helper.
Like she literally is like, so you guys didn't like
do anything fancy, Like you guys are just posting that
you made hamburger helper and put tomato paste in it.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Their recipe calls for eighty twenty ground beef. We're gonna
do seventy thirty. Yeah, that's all you have to do.
That's what I was like. I watched all those like
recipe videos and stuff like that, and I kept thinking, like, like,
you didn't invent this food, so like you could theoretically
I could just copy everything you do, Like, Hey, I
like this recipe, I also like this recipe. I also

(32:13):
like this recipe boom, but just change one little thing
about everything. Oh, instead of pants here and the chicken,
dredge it in a little flour first, then pants here.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, you just use the thesaurus and change up some words.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I'm all about just adding unnecessary steps in there too. Yeah,
and but you say you don't have to do this step,
but I like to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
But it's like fourteen steps. And it's just like you
don't have to do any of these.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Grade fucking golden flakes into it. You don't have to,
but I do.

Speaker 4 (32:39):
So the first thing you're gonna do when you want
to make the chicken cutlets is grab a bag, put
the chicken cutlets in the bag, and then go outside
and smash it into the side of your car as
much as you can back up over it with your tire,
run back over it again, then back up over it again,
then take it out, put it in another bag, and
then that's when you want to start the marinating process.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Yeah, chicken gas like your chicken first. It'll really help
tenderize it because they don't know what's happening.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
It has no idea, has no idea. It was just
run over a bunch just talent. It's a bitch called
it gonna bake.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
You in the oven, and all of a sudden you
start fucking pantseri it. Uh no, I told you I
was going to paner.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
You keep it on its toes. Nevin knows what's going on.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
You gotta let the chicken guess. You gotta keep them guessing.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Yeah, but I feel like we could just sort of
plagiarize cookbooks, slightly change it up, and then get away
with it, because it's like nobody owns the recipes. Like
you can't really own a recipe. You owned grilled chicken,
You owned grilled chicken. You invented grilled chicken, all right, Emerald,
fuck you, Oh Wolfgang Puck, you invented fucking fenacini Alfredo.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah right, dude, I'm gonna make a cookbook and it's
gonna be called cultural a pro creation because I'm a
pro at doing it. I'm just gonna take other people's
recipes from other cultures. Ooh, it's a compiled cookbook. No
mega cultural pro creation. There we go by Pat Dion. Also,
they're all fusion because I'm just gonna add garlic into

(34:05):
everything too, right.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
That also works. Not for the dessert book.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
Sushi with garlic. Don't hate on it till you.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Tried it, and then if you wanted to add another thing,
just like add bacon to random stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
They like ginger, I go with garlic. Yeah, I'm an
Italian at heart, you know. They go with salt. I
go with pepper. That's pretty big change. I go with
sea salt. I go garlic. Salt is what is that?
That's what it is. Every recipe is just garlic stall
Why does this blueberry pie taste like garlic? Fucking pretty
good though, isn't it? Ah? Ah, garlic and blueberry. Nobody

(34:37):
would think to put it together. I'm just if they
don't like you, What are you a vampire? It's a
great way to keep vampires away. Vampire's Worst Nightmare cookbook?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
No, it's I write cookbooks about tragedies.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Well, that's the first one. We're gonna We're gonna keep
this series going. Man, I don't know about you, but
I like money.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Then the next one is this saying is scene. It's
a dam It's a damn cookbook, everyone I do. It
just starts by burning off a little bourbon in the pan.
We just cook it off, really flavors the pan. Leave
the pan running like, leave it leave it on hot
for a while. Get's seering, get it seering real good.
Then turn it off, let it cool, put it off

(35:18):
the side, put it back on, take it off, put
it back on, turn it up, put in the freeze
it for a while, get it back out nice and cold.
Land it thought cold to hot. It just releases a
crazy flavor.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
You wanna go hot and then cold, then hot again.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I'm just trying to break everything. You want to heat
up the ice cubes hot ice. Saw that in a
movie once.

Speaker 4 (35:41):
Uh So, Yeah, I'm I'm gonna start writing cookbooks. If
you are a recipe writer, beware, I'm coming. Nothing you
can do about it. Gonna be rich, buddy, it'd be good.
That is the kind of the dream. Just cookbooks seem
super easy to do.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
I know, they're not. But like the downside is though,
that who's gonna buy cookbooks now? Because everything, every recipe
is free online digital cookbooks boom on the kindle yep ooh,
or audio cookbooks do they have those? And we just
hire impersonators to do it. Christopher Walkin teaches you how

(36:17):
to make baked old rapple brown Betty.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
The first thing you get to do is he gonna
thaw out all the stuff.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
You take a bite, and wow, whoa, that's got my walking.
It's just getting worse and worse over these staffs. All right,
we're gonna first make Roberts brownie bites. All right. What
you do is you get your chocolate out, you get
your flowers, you get a little sugar, you marinated in
the sugar. Let everybody you get to know each other

(36:45):
a sentence. I was a young boy. I always loved bananas. Foster,
somebody else say something, Robert move us on. Yeah, all right,
but audio cookbooks and uh cookook, we're doing it. What
you got Robert already went huh all right.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
Last thing I had, speaking of food, is I am
addicted to I've been trying to eat healthier, but HP
has almonds and they had flavored almonds, and I was like,
I'm gonna like, almonds are healthy, right, So instead of
buying a candy or chips, I just bought almonds at
hip and regular almends suck. So they had like these

(37:25):
like jalapeno roasted or almonds. I got those. Those were dope.
And then the other day I saw they had Chuur almonds.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I got those.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
I have had a bag of them every single day
for the last seven days.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Buddy, do I have a recipe for you? Well? I
could make those, but which which really would be?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Like the what are the first thing to say, buy
fucking cinnamon, buy sugar, buy almonds, put them in a bag,
shake it.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Just go to cinnamon and ask them for extra icing. Done.
But like Chur almonds, Like what a great idea? Really,
almonds if you just put sugar on them, turns out
any things good. It turns out cinnamon and sugar make
things very delicious. Who would have thought?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
But now it's like, I'm just not having chocolate. I'm
having almonds and then five thousand grams of sugar with it.
But it's almonds, it's protein, it's good for you.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Great.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
You gotta get your nuts. I get your nuts.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Did you bring any to share?

Speaker 1 (38:19):
No?

Speaker 3 (38:20):
I ate them all.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
I've had seven bags. He will be stopping on the
way home to get more.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I just remembered what I did when I did want
to get you something your birthday, and I'm just remembering
what it was, and I forgot. I don't gee some gogurt.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
That's sick to tell me what I would have gotten
if I had gotten it. Appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
Yeah, I gotta let you know.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
That's probably a good thing you didn't because I would
have been eating gogurt during this podcast. Oh that would
be funny there.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
But all right, so we'll bring him. We'll bring him
trou almonds and gogurt and gogurt.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Yeah, we'll have a gogurt eating competition next fourth of July.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
And then make your gogurt recipes. Just buy great, put
it in a thing, close it. Now you have gogurt.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
What you do is you eat your freezy pops refilm
with gogurt. I did that cooking by just yogurt for Christmas.
I was like, here's a fun little holiday recipe I
like to do. And I bought these, uh, those yogurt
covered pretzels. At they were like covered in like red
and green icing and stuff, and I was like, so
what you do is you buy already made yogurt pretzels.

(39:28):
You put them in a tupperware container, put a little
bow on it, and boom, these are homemade. Sprinkle some
cinnamon and sugar on there, and you got fucking chiro.
The churros is just cinnamon. A great idea. I think
it's definitely sugar sugar.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
Yeah, like with churros, just bread with cinnamon and sugar
on it, like fried bread with sugar and cinnamon.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking so simple but so perfect. Make
some big old women in San Antonio, but you know what,
they're happy, damn it earning. I'll try a troo. I'll
about you have auble show. You had a couple of trills,
didn't you bark this churl recipe? All right?

Speaker 4 (40:07):
Moving on, moving on, Let's get to the Comeback Kids segment.
Forty minutes and already Robert Robert hates us, or hates us.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Probably because he's so hungry right now, because he's hungry, Yeah,
is that? What is that? What it is? He's not
even answering. He hates this so much.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah, there's forty minutes and god damn.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
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Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch. Also a little programming
announcement for Way Way Way Way Way, Way, Way Way
Way in the future. Maybe keep December twentieth tentatively open. Oh,
tentatively keep that open there, maybe, Like, so this is
this is a big thing that I just saw this week,

(42:59):
So this would be kind of cool. Uh, where is it?

Speaker 4 (43:01):
There will be three college football playoff games that day.
Eagles will play the Commanders that day and the Packers
will play the Bears that day.

Speaker 1 (43:09):
You said college football games.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Three collegeable playoff games and two NFL games. We just
don't know what the college football plaoff games will be.
That's that's what I was doing there. But December twentieth,
week before Christmas or Saturday before Christmas, keep that open
might have some sort of some sort of show.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
We don't know where. Who knows. We don't know where.
We don't know where who nobody knows, nobody knows. But
just keep the pencil that in you you boys, specifically
pennsil it in, but then anyone else you ask off work.
When I ask off work like six months early, be like, hey,
I gotta get ahead of it. Yeah, put that put
that PTO time in there, and they'll be like, uh,
well when did you ask off? You could like a

(43:50):
year ago basically, but December twentieth. Al right, first come
back kid this week? Jay Park, dude, Jay fucking Park.
I saw Rassic Park a new one and it rocked.
Chris Pratt in this one too. No, he's not scargos
in it. Oh yeah, And she slays like they couldn't
sign him for three movies. They they only got two

(44:11):
out of it.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
And then this guy that's not Orlando Bloom, but he
looks like a Orlando Bloom, So I just kept calling
him Orlando Bloom the whole time.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I thought that was Orlando Bloom, and the trailers.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I thought it was as well, it's not.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Not at all Orlando Broom.

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah, I don't know what his name is, the British
guy though, but it's dope. Like don't go in expecting
your mind to be blown. But like, if you likes
Jurassic Park, Drece Park's really good at doing like.

Speaker 1 (44:36):
Hey, do you like dinosaurs and tits? Well do I
have for you? Sometimes the diners like say, what I
would you do if we told you these dinosaurs might
get out? And uh, you know sometimes they're encounters with
humans don't go great. Would you be interested in that?
Like I would be.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
You're right, I would be very interested in that. It's
they sat like past the Chris Pratt ones. But it's
pretty dope. And I saw it in a theater. It's
the first time, like years, I've been to a movie theater.
They have changed a lot, changed a whole lot.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Did you go to like a regular theater? Did you
go to one of the ones where I'm gonna order
a fucking brisket and have them deliver it to me
at this point? So I went to a regular theater.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
But you can't just like I don't know if I
like it or not, but you get like reserve seats everywhere.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Now I thought you could like some of them.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
You could just go like, I'm gonna go sit here
like I had to, Like I had to go onto
the app and put two seats together. And it's kind
of like looking for a flight, you're like, all right,
well these seats aren't together.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Some obviously not going to that. It does make sense
because you're like, I don't have to show up super
early to get a good seat. I can just buy
my ticket and get my seats early. I just hadn't
done it. It's like, what is this? This is weird.
And then but it's weird, like going into a movie theaters. Baby,
I think I'm I think I'm d right here.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
Okay, cool, we go all the way down here that
this is us.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
We're d seven and eight. The seats are great though,
Now they're huge. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Mine, I hit a button and it like put the
legs up.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yep, I mean sick. I mean think about it for
all those years, my fat assue, and then there's seat.
Now I'm like, and now I've got plenty of room.
It must be like sitting on a fucking couch for you. Yeah, yeah,
it was dope. I think the last one I saw
was Napoleon in theaters and it was just seats now
are so good? I love it. Iways sick. She gets
your cherry coke. No, I got regular coke I got,

(46:17):
I got class I got the buttered up motherfucking large popcorn.
It was like Twizzlers. I didn't get anything besides popcorn
and cokes. I was going to chili.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Twizzlers are not good.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Okay, well it's it's twizzlers. Or you got to get
the bunch of crunch. Those are movie staplers.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Crunch.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
It's the little uh just like balls of crenchbar like
put together. Okay, butterfinger bites, yeah, same thing, but a
crunch bar. Okay, what's a bunch of crunch? What are
you well, you've never been to a movie there or
a fucking blockbuster Back in the day, those were a staple.
A blockbuster Jurrassic Park did have.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
When I didn't realize, like whenever they have like the
specialty like popcorn things, like I thought you had asked
behind the thing, like the way I walked in, like
you could have bought Like there's like a Superman dog
bowl you could get popcorn in.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
So there's a dog in Superman. I learned that.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
How fuckable was the Jurassic Park popcorn.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
It was a t rex head, so kind of fun.
Hold it upside down, I think, and put that in
the top of the thirty dollars. I wasn't gonna do that.
Oh fuck that spend like twelve or fourteen dollars or
whatever it was on the.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
Hey, do you want to spend three times your ticket
price on a bucket for popcorn that you'll probably never
use it?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
But the lady's like, you have butter on. I was like,
oh yeah, and then she put butter on. I was like,
you go run it back and she's like, yeah, right.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Can you give me more than what you're actually allowed
to give me in butter?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Well?

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Then I was I wanted to be like, you know,
little more time, but that's right, too much. I remember
back in the day, they like moved the butter things
like outside of it so you could butter your own popcorn.
And then somewhere along the line they were like, hold on,
this is bad idea, and they moved.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Him back and was somewhere along the line and a
bunch of kids went and they'd be like aaa, like
the butter's everywhere.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
That's what happened. Kids happened. I didn't think about that.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
We would have been waste. We would have been the
dickhead kids.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
No, No, I respect popcorn butter. I would never waste it.
It's just frustrating that after you would get it, then
you and you're like, well only the tops getting buttered. Yeah.
I don't know, but Jurassic Park's sick. Like they do the.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
Like the the will they won't. They a couple kinds
of the whole time, like where they're going to. Then
there's the like raptor scene it might not have been
with a raptor this time, and then like the car
chase scene to get away, you get some t Rex
rex or whatever. We had a we had d Rex
in this one.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
I mean, if there's no t Rex in it, there
was a Rex in it kinda have the t wasn't
a tea though, I do believe you see a t
Rex in it. Okay, that's what I just want to
see it. I don't it doesn't need to be a
main character. I just need to see the t Rex.
It's Jurassic Park.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Like when I was five, saw pretty much the same
scenes that they kind of ran back, and I was like,
when I'm thirty six. I'm still like these fucking rock
all right. They figured it out Jurassic Park. I will
watch all of the Jurassic.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
We get a Jeff Goldblulden cameo, I don't think so.
Damn it I didn't expect, isn't it? Though? He's cool?
I will I will never know how to say his name.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
He had he had a little beret on and it
doesn't fall off the whole time he's like running through
the jungle.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
I'm like, that would have fallen off weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Double side of tape maybe, but fashion means sacrifice, that's true,
and sacrifice he might have pinned it to his head.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
Scarto, she's fucking queen. Queen shit a Jurassic Park. J
Park rocked. So that's back. Also back this week shoes
shoes your back so we don't have to take them
off when we go to the airport. We don't go
to the airport, so not a problem for us. They
were always here.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Yeah, I don't think I've been to an airport in
like three years.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
But I guess the shoe bomber guy we had to
take the shoes off. Now we don't. I'm thinking next
time we bring back box.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Cutters, A dude, fuck box cutters bring back smoking on planes.
I'm not even a smoker. I just like I like
the idea of it.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
That's what somebody was talking about, how people just wear
pajamas on the plane now, Like it's kind of just like,
I mean, I guess you're allowed to, like if you
paint him million dollars for a flight and I can't
even smoke in this giant tube in this guy Like
I'm gonna wear pajamas. Okay, I'm not wearing a suit,
but that was like, I'm fancy, I'm all.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
About the people. You're gonna have a cigarette. We are
we are well past the years of having to dress
up to go on a plane. Now I'm a bag
of shit, you're a bag of ship. We're both flying spirit.
Let's just fucking get you take away my cigarette smoking
ability on a plane. Even though I don't smoke cigarettes,
i'd like to. If I was on a planet, I
wouldn't be spirit in Frontier should allow smoking, Like there
should be a smoking airline. Like if you're paying this cheap,

(50:30):
you don't care, like just whatever or just have like
the all of them have smoking flights they're a little
bit less expensive. Is an American Spirit cigarettes? That would
be a fucking phenomenal cross partnership. They should just rebrand.
I mean from what I've heard those discount flights they
have been having problems the last few years. So little

(50:51):
casts in flux there from American Spirits and then a
little something to take the edge off.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
If you're you're stressed out that you're a little late,
flight got delayed, good, I'll light up ad game.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Yeah. Like I think you should be able to gamble
on the skies, like there should be like little slots
on their guys. Yeah, no, just skys in general. But yeah,
I'm flying over Wyoming, I'm not in Wyoming. If above
the ground, like I can gamble here like once once
wheels hit down, absolutely think turn off the gambling. But
while you're in the sky, you don't on the sky

(51:21):
I think they do, but I don't like they should
change the rules to where you're so and so feet
above anywhere it's like international waters, you can gamble, you
and do anything. Crime is legal. I think once you're
flying above maybe like the tallest point in America. Yeah,
because like cruising altitude for a flight is way above that.

(51:41):
So whatever the tallest mountain is. Once you get above that,
you're now in international sky above Mount Rainier. Not really
international skies, but gambling skies. Still, don't you dare fly
your foreign jets over the country. Yeah, fucking somebody tried
it with water balloon years.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
That's probably That's probably where they get us Sunday the
casino part. But I don't know. I like the idea.
I like the idea, But shoes your back shot shoes?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
What the Vegas casinos just started buying air rights over
every state.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Probably cheaper than a hotel. All right, maybe maybe.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You should get up in a fucking weather balloon or
hot air balloon just so you can play craps. That's sick.
I'm a I'll see that. You get the sandbag. It's
just like a pontoon boat sized hot air balloon. Bodies
can go up there play pie gal. Also come back
kid this week Angel Reese, our queen Angel Reese. She's

(52:35):
on the cover of NBA two K twenty six. Do
you see that? It's kind of brilliant marketing by them,
It is, I mean, how can we get the most
people to talk about the w NBA cover put the
most polarizing person in the w NBA on it that seems.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
I mean, I know, I do love me some Kaitlin Clark.
I'm a big Kaitlin Clark fan, but Angel Reese is
my girl. She's also got the nineteenth Amendments with like
her like five billion rebounds she gets. She's got US
seven and oh seven and oh second place team five
and two. So I'm already I've already got like way
more wins than anybody else. I'm running away with this

(53:10):
fucking league. Don't know, a personal league, don't care, doesn't matter.
We're making sure it's print the shirts, Straw, just get
ready to print the shirts.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I'll start working on a design. But we're taking this ship, dude,
We're taking this ship. Biggest dynasty ever in WNBA fantasy.
I tell people, who's your favorite WNBA team, I'm like
the nineteenth Amendments, it's my friend's fantasy team. Okay, they're
fucking powerhouses. They're a dynasty, good, really fucking good dynasty.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Watch continues seven and oh what you went back to
back championship? Then you just start seven and wow, what does.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
The pressure get into you? Or you're not gonn worry
about it till plays. No, I don't think the lady's
worried about it at all.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
We had a couple of injuries and stuff like that,
but Angel just fucking keeps going out there and ball.
And she was swiping a fucking clipboard out of her
coach's hand the other night, and I was like, hell, yeah,
that's my girl.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
It's like she's fucking fired up passion.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
They're like, oh, she missed that show. Oh look she
got she got stripped the boy, they stripped the balls,
Like that doesn't fucking count as not a layup, Like,
I don't care. She keeps getting her own lay up.
So it's fucking she's getting double doubles every game, buddy,
Let's fucking go Caitlyn Clark missing half the season.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Imagine drafting her one overall.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Not me. Imagine taking her team to win by seven
and a half today and they get blown out by twenty.
Who would have done that for at eleven am WB
They played at eleven am, Dude, there was a ten
am game before this morning. I almost texted you, but
I was like, there's no way he doesn't know who's
going to those Oh dude, they're professional sports and they're like, yeah,

(54:40):
you have to play at ten am. My buddy was like,
what the hell could posts be going on? I was like,
the venues are probably booked for concert. We had a
concerts l We've got new kids on the block coming in.
We clear it out. We've got Demi Levado coming in.
Gonna have to move your game a little earlier, Kaitlyn.

Speaker 4 (54:59):
Could you get out of this gymnasium. We got the
eighth grade boys team.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
We've got the surviving members of Kansas coming to play.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
As Bob Dylan. I saw that guy on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Any good at all? I know you're not a big
Bob Dylan.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
I saw like between one and three Bob Dylan songs.
I say one in between one and three because I
don't know if it was all the same song.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
I mean, he was hard to understand in this prime.
I have to imagine at this age. Yeah, yeay lately Lee, Yeah, ooh,
I'm Bob Dylan. Ooh hell oh. And the sun was
out Texas and it's humid in Houston. I just remember
looking at my friends and my wife was like, yes,
we're good, Yeah, we're good. Bail. We saw ay brothers.

(55:47):
They fucking rocked.

Speaker 4 (55:48):
Did not see Willie Nelson, but Bob Dylan legend, not
saying he's out of legend just his nineties.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Wasn't the biggest legend to play this weekend? No, you know?
I mean, if we're talking music this week the farewell
concert for Ozzie, I thought you met where I was.
Wasn't there in the world Ozzie? I heard isolated vocals
of him singing, mom, I would say, Oasis, there are
how many shows are they going to get in before
they break up?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Like?

Speaker 1 (56:14):
Are they gonna finish the US run? I think the
I think they finished it. I think they realized that
they're gonna make a fuck ton of money, and they're like, hey,
you Hunt, you wanna just suck it up? Like I
they also hate they're gonna make it. But if you were, like,
for the amount of money they make, I think me
and my brother could get along.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
You can make hundreds of millions of dollars if you
guys just chill out. You don't have to talk to
each other except for like four hours a day, So.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Really it would just be me. He'd be fine, he'd
be talking to me all day. I'll make God damn it.
Can we just start pooking at each other in different
hotel rooms.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
Yeah, you have a different bus and everything like that.
But yeah, Andrew Race is back. Also back this week
is golf. Golf is back. I mean, I know we've
had a couple of majors already in PGA stuff.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
I don't know what live got going on because I
don't give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
But Nick Tarnowski, former NHL player, beat the breaks off
of a fucking guy.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
That's time.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I don't know when it happened. I don't know if
it was just a real like late released video or
whatever it was. It felt like it happened this week.
They made it seem like it happened this week. But
if you haven't seen it, just type in Nick Tarnowski.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
Just type in golfight and honestly it'll come up fight
hockey player and it'll pop up.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
He just there's a drunk guy. They're playing slow. They
wouldn't move. They're trying to get him to move so
they could play through. They would't let him play through.
This drunk guy was standing at the tea box looking
at the team that was like like the hockey guys
group like, hey, fuck you and here like just move
move along, what are you doing? And then he charged
charges at him, which, by the way, shout out to

(57:47):
the guy that was filming, it wasn't filming, was recording,
recording whatever he's got it on record.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
It was very Canadian. The best cinematography of a fight
video I've ever seen, not just in that he kept
it stay Eddie and he got everything. The fact that
he was only showing the guy that the drunk guy
the entire time, so you couldn't see the massive size
of the guy. He was shit talking until he charged him,
and you just immediately go, oh, that's not gonna end.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
Well, yeah, if you haven't seen it here yet, the
guy is drunk, He's like, buddy, move on, buddy, move on,
get out of the fucking way, Get the fuck out
of here.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
What are you doing? And then the guy stands.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
There, runs down a little mound from the t box
and then you just see this mammoth grab and just
throw him into the wa He like drag him to
the lake, throws him into the lake. The guy gets
up and then comes back at him again, and then
he does the hockey movie. He grabs the shirt and
just throws haymaker, haymaker, haymaker, going bang.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Bang, yelling bang bang, fucking done. We're fucking done, buddy.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
It didn't start too great for you, and you can
hear it, like all the other guys with the hockey player,
he's like, that couldn't go great.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
They did it. Get the fuck out here, Get your
ford the fuck out of here. And then his buddies
are like, look, go over him. He's like, hey, fuck
you want to go. It's like that, don't that guy mad.
It's just one of those like you want to start
a fight in a public place, you don't know who
you're fighting sometimes and sometimes you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Be fighting an x NHL player that knows how to fight.
And he was more of a fighter than he was
a hockey player.

Speaker 7 (59:13):
Really.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
He was an enforcer.

Speaker 4 (59:14):
Yeah and yeah, that guy got everything he deserved. But
what made me very happy. A lot of times the
internet fights on everything that happens, and I was like,
somebody's oh, he's the laws.

Speaker 8 (59:24):
You weren't happy, blah blah blah blah blah blah. No
one took the guy's side. Everybody was like fuck that guy.
Everybody was like, he got exactly deserved and I was like,
Nature's healing.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Nature's healing everybody everywhere that I saw, And there was
not one comment there was like, well, like, you didn't
need to do that.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
It's like, no, that guy got you have to hit
him the second time. Oh you mean the second time
he came at me. Yeah, it was not.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
It was no unnecessary like there was maybe un anecessary throw,
but really it was just to get the fuck.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Out of here.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
I'm not beating your ass anymore. Trust me. That guy
showed incredible restraint. He could have put him in the
hospital if he wanted to. He was like, no, I'm
just gonna each this guy a lesson. Don't fuck with
people twice your size at hockey. You let him go
to the ground.

Speaker 4 (01:00:05):
When the ground was over, he thought the fight was over,
and then that guy came back in. Oh, I guess
the fight's not over.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
That's gotta be the most demoralizing thing in the world
is not only do you drunkenly get on in a
fight on the golf course, which is embarrassing enough in
the first place, not only do you get your ass whipped,
you then go viral online and then you find out
know you tried to fight, was a former just fighter
in the NHL, the toughest of the tough, and you're like,

(01:00:30):
well all of that was bad for me. And then
he has to show up to work viral and everyone
in his office is like, you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
What about your face? I talked shit to like a
six eight hockey player and he'd beat the fuck at him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
I know you were drunk. Could you not tell that
he was twice your size? That was on the tea box,
It felt taller after you came out of the water.
What was your thinking, I've got him where I want him,
because you didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Here's Randy Marsh like I didn't hear no bell. Like
in his head he's like, I'm gonna I'm back and
win this fight. And he's like, no, you're just getting
ragged alled over and over and over again and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
You got thrown like the last throw. You just go
watch the video Golfer golfer, hockey fight. Every second of
it is so good.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
I watched it a hundred times yesterday, Like every time
I saw it posted, I was like, I'm watching it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
None of his friends stepped into it, like one dude
kind of got close and the hockey dude just shoved
him and he was like, drude, I'm not getting involved.
I'm just trying to break it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
And I finally just picks him up and like throws
him ten feet, which.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Is the By the way, all of that guy's friends
were correct. You don't get involved there. Your friend's being
a dumbass and starts a fight. Sometimes you gotta let
your friend get their ass whipped if they're causing any problem.
We don't think he should be doing this either. No, no,
you are my friend and I love you. I'm not
getting a broken orbital bone because you want to start
a fight with the mountain from Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Yeah, it was a bad move. But golf is back.
Never been more injured. That's the most of a golf
video I've ever watched.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Golfing Sunday now.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Also back this week is the Running of the Bulls,
So that's going on in Spain. This is like, what
a wild thing that they still do. They're just like,
what if you guys signed up. We just let a
bunch of bulls loose and a corral and we have
a little route that they'll run and you guys could
get stabbed to death by their horns.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
But you could also have a cool story. You can
also have a cool story. It's one of the few
things Europe still does better than America. I think I
could do it. I would do it. Yeah, you could
do it. I don't know if you'd complete it. I
complete it. I don't think I'm the slowest guy. I
think I would try and pet one of the bulls, befriendom. Yeah,

(01:02:31):
they go, oh, buddy, snack. You have a red Ferdinand.
What a bullsy just grass people trying to give him
a sugar cube. You're big, like a horse.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Staate bullfighters and people that are running from them.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
I want to try, though, No I don't. I don't
want to try. I want to try.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I think I could do it. Like it's not it
doesn't even like look that hard. Just don't be the
slowest guy and don't fall.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
See that's the problem is I'm very good. Chance on
me the slowest guy. You would be the slowest guy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
I think.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
I don't know if you could do it. I think
Robert could do it. Like you're not. I'm not saying
you're like super fast, but I like you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
You know, we're all Europeans, though, they're all in good shape.
They don't have fatties over there. They all smoke cigarettes
all the time though, Yeah, but they're walking everywhere, so
the cigarettes actually make them have better cardio. We went
over this last week. Well, but I don't if not
if you're not training, like getting their training running smoking cigarettes,
I think if they're getting prepared to run with the bulls,
yes they are.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
I think I think we got to, like next year,
I need to start cigarette training and then get ready
for next year's Running the Bulls, like I like, you know,
people train for marathons, like I want to just be
like doing like very strenuous workouts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
And then people like, will you trade your training for
a marathon? We're like, oh no, Running of the Bulls.
I have an idea, and pitch this up the ladder
at your job at corporate. For rod Ryan Show Cares,
we'll be a charity event. We have the Running of
the Bulldogs. People bring in bulldogs and you can pay
to just be in there and running with them as
they run all around you and you let and you

(01:03:59):
can fake fall and then you're just being trampled by bulldogs,
which is awesome. They're all just little buddies Running of
the bulldogs. We can also have running of the American bulldogs,
who are like chants from American uh an American homewark
me you got there? Yeah, just run just I'll pay
to run with dogs. I will not run. I'm very
anti running. I think I've said this many times. You

(01:04:21):
give me dogs, I'll run with them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
You know, you could do at the running of the
bulls skateboard like Tony Hawk did.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I was never good on a skateboard. Run a center
of gravity the game. If you started practicing now, like
I'll start training to run, I'll start cigarette training. You
start skateboard training, doing Ali and bounce off the bull's head. Yeah,
good thing. There's this halfpipe in the middle of the street.
Good thing. I can grind on this this fire hydrant.
I'll just be like, hey, can I hang out at

(01:04:49):
the start before the bulls go and just reach my
hand in and ped them open. Oh I'd loved a
boop bowl. Oh dude, wool so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
And that bull's just like, Hey, this guy's cool. Hey, guys,
don't get this guy. Don't get this guy. And then
the guy next year just gets fucking gord.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
And boll make eye contact. He just nods at me.
I'm like, that's my.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Dude, that's my dude, and we were tired. Dude, I
knew the bull that's his name.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
I could. I could run with the Bulls. I have
no doubt. I would be good. I would fucking I
wouldn't win. Is there a race? Actually? I only would
win because we keep forgetting You're American and they're all Europeans,
so you're just better than That's another point I didn't
bring up yet. Yeah I didn't. Yeah, you would totally
be able to do this. I mean, fuck, at that point,
I could probably do it. I don't know who has
more super Bowls. Don't get me wrong, The Bulls are

(01:05:31):
going to pass me at some dates, but I'll make it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
The United States has a bunch of super Bowls. Spain
has none.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I actually said that to well, they'll foreshadowing. Kitchen tried
to give me ship about USA losing to Mexico. I
was like, yeah, but you guys still don't have any
super Bowls.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
So no super Bowls, that's really what matters. We're World Cups,
so we're tired on that too.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Good point. We're also tired on that. I did say
you doing the world company goes f fuck you, I'll
give you golf. I'll give you the Gulf of America back.
That's fine, you can have that right now. No, that's ours.
We're not giving it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Well, but they beat us fair and square, well sort.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
Of, but we didn't say we were playing for. That
would be awesome if we made it, if we made
it a thing where the Gulf of Mexico slash America.
It just goes to whoever won the most recent international
soccer game between US. I like that. It's not a
bad idea, but probably help relations between our countries. Right now,
it's a little tense, is it. I feel like it's

(01:06:31):
always kind of tense. What even when it's good, it's
still kind of tense. What? But yeah, I could run
with the bulls for sure. Everybody's got to connect. Let
me know. I'll do it next year. Oh and then
when you fly over there, you want to take your
shoes off, it will be perfect, perfect, perfect? All right?
What else we got? Oh? I had uh for come

(01:06:54):
back in corruption because as we were just talking about
the USA fucked we should have beaten mex Go. They
were playing dirty the whole game, running through our backs
in the first half, no calls blatant handball, and all
the rules experts had to be Oh, well, it's not
actually a handball because you're allowed to brace yourself. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
If I kick a ball, you can't brace yourself on
the ball.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
If I kick a ball and you're just standing there
and the ball hits you in the hand, that still
counts as a handball. That's why you can fall on
the ball and stabilize it with your hand and then
get up and have control of it, and it's not
a handball inside the penalty kick area. Dude, so much corrumption,
FIFA conker calf. It's all corrupt.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
But that's why they always put like you'll see guys
in the box that are playing defense and they always
put their hands behind their backs so they don't get accident.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Anything like, oh, the guy's allowed to brace themselves. He's
falling on grass. You can land on grass, You'll be fine.
You don't have to brace yourself. Sure, shit, don't need
to use the ball to brain. I know most of
the grass or most of the field is not covered
by a ball.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Don't touch that part.

Speaker 1 (01:07:49):
Yeah, of all of the field, he had to fall on.
He fell on the ball a little suspicious. The only
thing that was good for Mexico was that Edson Alvarez scored.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
And he's west Ham, so I wasn't asthmad.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
It wasn't at west Ham that day. Buddy. He's always
west He's always rest, He's West Camp till Dodd.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
Well, unless he gets traded or at least out to
uh no, the team, because that happens all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Yeah, we we sold our player like a rival. That'd
be like if the Packers just traded a guy right
to the Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
That's what's funny is most of the time it's not
even a trade. It's just like, no, we'll give you.
So it's like if from week six through eight the
Packers just gave Josh Jacobs to the Bears. You can
have him for three weeks and.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
No we gave the west Ham gave mo Kudos to Tottenham,
their biggest rival in the Premier League, for fifty five
million pounds. I was like, you just have this guy,
maybe fifty five million pounds, all right, weird.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
It's pretty sick. But also off of that another comeback kid.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Kind of anti buying people personally.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
You're buying his rights, you're not buying him. Uh. But
also shootout comeback kid from that one is uh, Football's back,
the NFL is back because former Packers wide receiver and
Tonio Freeman, his son was starting for USA on the
Cold Cup team.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Was he starting, like regularly starting or they? I don't know,
he's probably not gonna start when pull a stitch and gang.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
I don't know if he's one of the positions where
one of those guys plays, he's a defender. How many
defenders were we missing. I think we're missing a couple,
so probably not starting anymore. That's another one. Was it
we didn't have the we didn't have the A guys, Yeah,
I mean we're good. It was basically a preseason game
for us. We didn't we didn't any of our forces.
We're gonna run with that as we're gonna run with

(01:09:35):
But all right, that's our comeback kids. That my guys,
there you go. Let's move on to the not cool
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You would fare in the running of the bulls. Do
you think we could do it? Do you think you
could do it? Well, let us know if you're if
you're down to fly to Spain with us. I said, dude,
past the gaby flags running down like it's not a
red flag, and I had to get.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
All flags, pats if we just all of a sudden
got a big Spanish listener group.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Oh yeah, welcome from those in Bartholona listening to us.
Now our bulls color blind? I thought bulls were color blind.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Look, buddy, why do they paint the flags red?

Speaker 7 (01:10:26):
Then?

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Huh so you can see them on TV?

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, I think that's what it is. Shut up, I'm
not I'm not a bull scientist. Okay, I'm a I'm
just a guy that nose. I could run from a bull.
All right, all right, we don't need it. We don't
need to. The bulls don't have to see the color
of the flag. They see the color. They can't see cold.
I can't see color. Robert can't see color. But maybe
the bull would recognize me. That's cool flag knocking them
all that great flag? Yeah cool? What is that?

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Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Uh. Let's move on to the not cool segment.

Speaker 9 (01:11:22):
Not cool man, right, if you have it not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Basically any gripe you got at all, try and summarize
in like three four sentences, Max and hit us up
on X we are at Past degree pod.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Use the hashtag PTG not cool. That's how we'll search
for them at Past Grey Pod. Hashtag PTG not cool.
There's a lot of different things that could be not cool.
You step your toe, that's not cool. You run over
by or you're agored by a bowl very not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
But all of those are varying degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
We're gonna pick some of the best ones you guys
and gals submit to us week and we will read
them on the podcast. This week's first not cool comes
from David Ruiz at David Underscore Ruiz ninety one X,
and David says, is not cool is it's day four
of our AC going out at our apartment complex because
the crew working on the roofs quote accidentally broke the lines.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
That is annoying as shit.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
It is the worst time of year, four acs to
go out, and the fact that it just keeps happening.
We're like, oh, we fixed it, okay, Jka broke again. Sorry,
somebody else broke the same thing again, doing the same
fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:31):
If any, We got to have someone out there that's
a lawyer that it can't, like I understand, out to
just happen. I know there's a law that they have
to have in Texas. Your AC has to be able
to keep it at at least eighty at all times.
It being out for four days one you better be
getting a message. I think it's coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:12:46):
I think they fix it, and then the next day
when they're working on it again, it goes out again.
So it's like it just keeps going out, And I
think that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I know, I say murders should be legal in a
lot of situations, but I really do feel like that
this is one of the we're gonna get its demonetized.
Don't cut that, Robert, when you come back and listen
to this, because you just went to go potty, cut that. No,
that fucking sucks so bad. I can't I can't imagine
not having AC for four days right now. Yeah, that's
a pain in the ass. It's so hot. I'm sweating

(01:13:14):
just sitting here. Yeah, I'm fat. Especially when you're fat
and you're sitting down, your tits are hanging on your belly,
a lot of skin contact at all times. You can
only sit in boxers for so long and fan yourself.
You smell all the time because your sweat cut. You
can only buy so many fans. Really, Oh my god,
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:32):
Yeah, but dude, tease and peas buddy that that's a
really shitty, not cool man.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Then the AC has to work harder to bring the
temperature back up. I'm sorry, Bud.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, not great, dude, not cool at all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Abby Givens has our next one. She's at Abby given
seventeen on X and she says her not cool is
I was making great time this morning. I walked out
to go to work and my tire was flat. Got
to the gas station and the damn pump was a
pain in the ass and wasn't reading SI correctly. This
is kind of like what my.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Not cool was for Emma's car a couple of weeks ago,
where I was like, she had the flat tire or
sparro is flat. I was a that's school, We'll just
go to this gas station they had an air pump
before then they took it out. Then the next gas
station at the air pump didn't work, and You're just like,
what the fuck am I supposed to do here?

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
How does every gasting I just have an air pump.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
This is why I tell everyone getting the the air
pump that plugs into your car is one of the
best investments you can make.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
You realize it when you have to understand that the
first time. So hopefully Abby's got that in her her
Amazon car or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
But yeah, first thing in the morning, having a flat
tire is about the.

Speaker 4 (01:14:36):
Way to start the day, not agreement to start the
day at all. Abby Quentin Hughes is in with our
next one. He's at QBA so on X and he
says he's not cool as wasps. I keep getting rid
of their nest right by our front door, and they
keep building new ones.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah. This, I this is the most not cool for me,
because I would die. I'm allergic allergic to bees, bees
and wasps. I don't know if you know this. They're
very similar animals, the ones that b and ones. A wasp, Yeah,
wasp is just a meaner bee. Sounds cool though, Like
I mean, you think of a bee not great now

(01:15:13):
a mean bee super? Not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Killer a killer bee?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Well, there were some killer bees that I used to
love for the astros. Yeah, yeah, those killer bees were dope.
You know you didn't like bees? Uh was his name?

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
Thomas Thomas j Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:33):
You can't see without these classes. It's funny that such
an emotional scene back in the day is now just
a joke. We also made nine to eleven. It's fun
to say. If you don't laugh you're gonna cry. What
was this selling? It's been twenty three years. It's okay
to joke about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
I don't feel anything, Okay, I have nothing inside here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
Our entire generation grew up on rotten dot com and
Faces of Death were all dead inside. That's how it goes. Uh. Yeah,
that sucks, dude. I mean, I guess you just gotta uh.
You might have to call a guy and keep coming back,
and that sucks. It costs money. But you know, I
got a guy.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
It's Italian spider Francis Vacineocho and associates wasps. He Uh,
he may not be able to get the job done himself,
he definitely knows a guy that could get that job done.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It'd be a real shame something happened to these wasps. Oh,
real shame. Give him a talking tom, Like, Hey, this
guy Francis Socho, we call him Frankie.

Speaker 3 (01:16:26):
Ever heard of him? They're like what you said, frank
yoj by like that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
When they say that, they'll just like buzz around a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
They'll back up and then the next time you go out,
they're gone, go to your neighbors. So what about Frankie oojo?
Then you just gotta beat the fuck out of him.
Beat the fuck out of him our.

Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
Long sleeve shirt. Take your ten shracket out end him.

Speaker 1 (01:16:49):
That's one of those. And wasps. They always have the
spray cands that you can hit from like fifteen feet away,
and I'm always still like, not far enough. I need
I need a lot spray sniper. I'm gonna drop this
thing from thirty yards away. See the problem with flamethrower
You set your house on fire.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
True, Well, like water your house first, it's not as flammable.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Yeah, but if you water the wast the they're just no.
Don't like avoid that part. So avoid the part that
you're gonna be setting on fire. Wrap your house in plastic.
Plastic can't catch fire. Everyone knows that, all right. Last
listener viewers admitted not cool. It's from Ashley Wilkins at
Buster Healer Mix on X and she says, you're not cool?

(01:17:33):
Is that my nephew borrowed my car and got a
parking ticket, didn't tell me about it, and now I
got stuck with the bill for it. Yeah, I would say, uh,
I know you can't hit your kids, but what's the
rule on niece. Isn't that you get to your nephew,
you get a parking ticket from them, and then they
didn't tell you specifically. Because they didn't tell you, I

(01:17:53):
think you can hit them then you get Yeah, you
get to whip them. I mean they're old enough to drive,
they're old enough to be hit. That's true. I mean,
that's that's that's law. You run them over with the car,
and you don't like this to ye, don't hit them
with a car. I mean that would be you're not
gonna do it again already, Yeah, stop it, stop it. Yeah,
it does stock. Actually, it's not cool. That sucks so bad.

(01:18:15):
I mean, I think your nephew has to come over
and mow your lawn for like ever, five weeks, six
weeks forever, Like that's their summer job now, is doing
your lawn to pay off the bill. Yeah, I think
that's fair, and that's fair. That's the good thing about
family when like this happens, is you're allowed to call
your family a motherfucker. Yeah, or tell you raising a motherfucker. Well,

(01:18:38):
you don't yell at your sibling unless you tell your
siblings they do nothing. Then you're like, hey, you're being
a real motherfucker and your kid's definitely a motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
And then you tell you your sibling. It was like
double whatever the ticket was.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
And you can definitely fight your siblings. You can definitely
fight your siblings. The cops get called back, dude, this
is just siblings fighting. That's allowed. Like you're an adult,
you can't do them. Nah. Nah, that's not what I
was told. Wasn't raised way. My brother punched me in
the face many times as a child. He never got
a rested. How it goes. Just because when we're thirties
now doesn't mean I can't do it as how it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:07):
I'll go first. I don't really have anything great. One
is the new iPhone update. I don't know how new
it is. I just know that my phone decided it
was gonna update overnight, and I hate it. It's like,
get used to like new stuff in different places, and
what the fuck is this? The photos things is weird
now it's it's dumb. But yeah, that's my first knock
cool And my other not cool is I've got stuck

(01:19:28):
behind the same guy or lady I don't know, but
they pull in when I go pick up my daughter
and I come back home like they've pulled it at
the same time as me twice this week, and they
go like one mile an hour inside our townhouse complex,
Like they get past the little guard shrack, and then
they just are like I am going to just coast everywhere.

(01:19:48):
And they live close enough to me to where I'm
stuck behind them for the entirety of the time. It
goes you've been in my place. Yeah, you gotta go,
you gotta turn, you gotta turn, you gotta turn, and
you go there's yeah, and it's just like go. And
then the person that like they come to the speed bump.
They're driving not a small truck or not a small car,
they're driving like a van.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
That's not it's not right.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, but then they come to the complete stop and
then just ooch over it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Oh my god. And there's four or five of those
speed bumps.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I'm like, Okay, when you go over the speed bump
and then you see the car behind you just immediately
follow you over the speed bump, like there's not a problem,
you can do that, you don't have to do that,
and it's like just then not the lack of awareness.
The first time, I was like, maybe they don't live here,
and they're just trying to find somebody's place. I understand
if that's it, okay, Like I get that you look
for the place. The secondary is the same car, same
fucking person. Obviously, obviously you live here or you're visiting somebody, Like,

(01:20:40):
stop doing this, be aware of other people around you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Fucking stop holding me up. This is a pain in
the ass.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
It's like a very mild inconvenience or minor inconvenience, but like.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
It's one that spikes your blood pressure to I am home.
I am home. I want to get to my place.
Just let me fucking go. What are you doing? Just
go put your foot on the fucking guests. I'm not
saying to go fifty miles an hour. I'm not saying
to go ten miles an hour. Say just make sure
that like you're not just coasting the whole fucking way
your your foot needs to be on the gas a little.
If it was a one time thing, I would have
led it slide.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
This is the second time with that car, and I
was like, thank I need to pick my daughter tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Probably would have happened again. I'm sorry that happened. Yeah,
it was infuriating. That's horrible. It was infuriating, but oh
it's been be than that. What do you guys got?
I had U So I've had this car for like
what three years now, and I've been it's really been
bugging me lately. But it's something I've noticed for a while.

(01:21:32):
I don't know how to make my lights not come
on at all times like I thought. I've always thought
I have it set to auto because you know, like
it's got the little bar on the side of your
steering wheel you can flip it. It's like, you know,
there's off, there's like another setting where done, then there's
one that says auto. It could be noon. My lights
are on in my car. I don't know how to
make them just automatically come on when it's dark, and

(01:21:54):
I know everyone's like, dude, just look. I also refuse
to look at the owner's manual and figure it out. Wait,
like you when not just let them be on, because
it's annoyed, like they don't need to be on in
the middle of the day. If it's just auto. It's
like like they're like they're not like those super They're
they're kind of bright, but they're not the like super
bright like led ones that are annoying and all they're
brights on, so I don't think they're bothered anything. No,

(01:22:16):
it does. It bothers me. It's just annoying to me.
I don't know why it's so annoying to me, but
like auto should mean they automatically come on when it's
dark and not just the auto turn on the cars on.
I don't like that. The car is too new for
it to be that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Beauty of that is like you don't have to Like
I had my old truck, I had to like remember
to turn it on all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
That's not really a pain you remember it. But like
that's also the other thing that's annoying about is anytime
you get your car service. This hasn't happened. It just
made me think of it. When you get your car
service and then you're driving and then it's dark that
night and your lights aren't on and you don't realize
because they turn your lights off and don't turn them
back onto auto. Why do they do that? Why do
car places do that? Yeah, Like I understand you're testing
them all. Put it fucking back the way. You're not

(01:22:59):
gonna move my eat up all the way and then
not move it back to where it was. Why would
you do that with my lights?

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
No, they do that a lot. I always have the
seat thing.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Oh, my seat's always bad. I mean my seat is
almost all the way back anyway, so they just kind
of throw it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I think seat isn't as annoying as when they move
the rearview mirrorcause you don't need it until you need it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
Yeah the fuck. Yeah, but just my my knuckle is
pretty much just me at this point of like being
annoyed by this situation but not reaching to my right
to the glove box. You can fix it in twelve seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:23:26):
But if you're home or at work, I had time
at work. I had to work, and then you're at home.
I want to be at home exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
I had my car.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
I shouldn't be, you know, reading while I'm driving. Yeah,
it's not safe, not at all. See if they had
an audio book for the manual, Big car guy. Right
now now I'm in gears.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Turn your lights off? You need to switch it one past.
Although that's all I got. What about you, Bobby?

Speaker 1 (01:23:54):
I look at the owner's manual, I say, wow, Hi,
your lights they're on.

Speaker 3 (01:24:03):
Uh? Mine not cool? My not cool? Is dogs sitting? Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
I don't even want to let him finish. The only
guy ever to hate dogs like this.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
I don't hate dogs. You hate dogs. I don't hate
you despised dogs. I just don't want dogs all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
You don't want dogs, any of any of it, or
zero times you want dogs. I don't want dogs all
of the My dog's favorite person. And you're like, I
don't understand why dogs like me so much?

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Or dogs sitting now? And this dog is like all
over me. I'm standing at my desk and it's sitting
right at my feet, sleeping. I'm not giving you the attention.
It's called love.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
I can sense that you need the love of a puppy.

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
But this guy, why doesn't he like me? Because puppies
are like anybody likes me? Why isn't this guy like me?
And you're like the one that got aways like they
gotta pursue it more.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
The dog was dropped off at ten thirty this morning,
and then maybe day and then and then maybe by
twelve thirty had already thrown up once. Is it puppy? No?

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
I think it's it's incorrect. All dogs are puppies. Oh
over a year old. There's a puppy. It's a puppy.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
I don't know, puppy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
I don't know. Sometimes I think nothing of dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
It hadn't eaten yet.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Well did you feed it? You're trying. It was so
excited it couldn't contain it. You're trying to starve a dog.
Maybe if you had given it a little attention, it
wouldn't have thrown up. I think it was like, think
about that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:31):
Apparently it gets like a nervous and car rides, So
I think it was something about that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
That's pretty normal.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Now, this guy hates me and I had to sit
on this guy. But it was fucking freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
My buddy called me the other day.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
He's like, hey, do you think you might be able
to house it from July?

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I was like yes. I was like, I'm always free
and I love your dogs. Yes, I will house it.
I don't care when it is. He's like, it's away
for like a day and a half. I was like, oh, yes,
i'll do it. I'm staying for two extra days. To Robert,
it's not cool as dogs. Oh no, you had to
hang out with dog dogs. Oh poor Robert, A dog
loves him. Actually, I was talking about the ages right there.

(01:26:09):
Just reminded me of another not cool I saw the
other day. A woman was saying. It was a video
on Instagram and she's like, I can't believe my toddler
is this big and it looks like a fucking six
year old kid. And she's like, yeah, he's only four.
I'm like, and everyone in comments was like, four is
not a fucking toddler. What is four? It's not a toddler.
Toddler's to two once you turn three. Maybe a little

(01:26:31):
four years old is not a fucking toddler. That's a
little kid. Little kid. Calling your four year old a
toddler is insane behavior. Yeah, I know, I'm really bad
with the like, I mean, I don't know about kids.
I know four ain't a fucking toddler. Like somebody was like,
how old's your daughter? I was like a year, and
then she's like, how many months? The kid's full one year. Also,

(01:26:53):
if you saw the size of this kid, kid Scherd
had a job already, like he was big enough, Like
he was sleeping in the parents' bed, like he crawled
and wanted to sleep with them, and the dad was like,
come on, time to leave. The dad was saying that
because he was too big to pick up. This kid
already has a scholarship to Alabama. That's sick. That's gotta
be what That's gotta be a really cool thing though,
when you have an absolutely gigantic child and you're like,

(01:27:16):
not gonna have to pay for college?

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
So yeah, sick, sick, all right? Those are not cool
segment Again, if you have any not cools, you just
smit to us at passery pod to use the hashtag
PTG not cool. Let's move on to the final segment
of the show, wrap this bad boy up. The answers Sega,
we do the pre come segret where we ask you
questions like is the Brooklyn Bridge to go to bridges?

(01:27:41):
We ask you like, can you plagiarized cookbooks? Anything like that?
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
How do I make churos? That's any questions like that?
You got a high thought, a drunk idea, any business
ideas you got you want, medical advice, relationship advice, parenting advice,
any of these things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
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Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
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This is the answer segment.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
Don't do just answer the question. Just answer the question.
Big answer answer. Don't thanks the subject, just answer the question.
Answer answers, answers, answer any questions, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:28:46):
Our first question comes from Dave t on x. He
is at p p W l one and he says,
are hush puppies just fried cornbread?

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
Almost? But no, like it's both corn meal. It's corn meal,
I mean hushpuppies. They tend to be like the batter's
thicker for it. But also it's just it's just like
it's very similar, and I get, but no, hushpuppies are
their own thing. Corn bread is perfect in its own thing.
Hushpuppies are perfect in their own thing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
But also fried cornbread does sound upe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
But also they are interchangeable sides. Like if you're getting
like barbecue, normally gonna get corn bread, but if you
get hushpuppies with it, and said, so, get fried catfish
can be served with hushpuppies can be served with corn bread.
I mean southern seafood. Really, it's not any seafood. You're
not really gonna get hushpuppies with fucking clam chowder crabs

(01:29:40):
in Maryland. When I would go to Maryland for summers,
they would have crabs and they'd have hushpuppies and corn bread. Sometimes.
I mean, I get why he how he got here
with the question, it's just I will allow it. I
allow it all I say it is. I don't know why,
but I can't corn meal.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
And I feel like hushpuppies are just like corn bread.
People were like, I'm gonna set out to make corn bread,
that was the goal. I feel like hushpuppies like, we
got this leftover fucking shit, you want to just fry
it up, and the guys do it. And then they
did that and there's some dogs barking at back they
hush puppies and they just threw them corn meal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
Because I mean, like if you were to bake a
catfish or fry catfish. Yes, it's the same thing, but
like it's not even close to the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Like again, like I don't know, I don't know why
my brain won't allow me to allow this.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
I will allow it, but know that it is fried cornmeal,
not corn bread. But corn bread sounds close enough to
corn meal, so.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
I'll allow it. I just love hushpuppies so much. I
want them to have their own shine. That's fine. I
don't want them to be the umbrella of somebody, don't
get it. A lot, also a lot. I was about
to say, Also, you get like halopeno hushpuppies, but there's
also Halopeno corn breads. On Halopeno cornbread focks so hard.

Speaker 3 (01:30:52):
Pretty much, she had a holopenion to just bet anything.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
It's bettero clogies. Yeah, get out they rock. Great question, Dave.
Great question. This from Evan Aldridge, and Evan says, is
it possible to actually live in an airport? I mean
it's been done. Tom Hanks did it on Terminal Yeah,

(01:31:15):
which was based on a real excell story of a guy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Because the country went away and then he was just
like he got.

Speaker 1 (01:31:22):
Like his passport was no longer valid to enter there,
but he gouldn't go back because his passport had expired.
So he lived. I think it was in like a
French airport for like four years out then the death
start just blew it up. He had to eat ketchup
packets or that that was a bad movie. That was
big Daddy.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Was it ketchup Packets?

Speaker 1 (01:31:38):
Or I never saw at one point, Yeah, it wasn't
a very good movie realistically though, the Terminal Man or
something like Terminal. Yeah, But realistically, I think you could
live in an airport. I think it wouldn't be easy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I feel like it seems like it'd be easy because
you did to buy a ticket and then you'd either
have to like change your appearance or move around a lot,
because like eventually you could probably get away that for
a while. Like the first few days like probably not
a problem, but like the fourth day, like the same
security guys, Hey, what's up with this guy that's just
been kind of camping out at gate?

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
See, Like what's up with him?

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
He hasn't gone anywhere that they'd ask you for your
ticket if you didn't have a vout ticket. I think
they'd ask you to leave, but you had to buy
a ticket in the first place to go, and if
you had a ticket for a flight that had alread left,
unless you kept just changing flights over and over again,
Like I don't know, it would be cheaper to pay
rent or just to keep buying the cheapest plane ticket
you can find.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Oh right, No, rent's got to be cheaper. Last second,
plane tickets are so expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Just give me a spirit flight to because it's like
Austin or whatever, someplace that's not that or maybe multiple
times a day if people are on to you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
So and that's a couple hundred times at least, or
a couple hundred dollars at least once a day.

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
Because all it takes is some security guy to be like,
all right, where's your flight. I'm going Uh Athens, Georgia
two thirty flight it's like five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
They still see you, like, oh, you flight got delayed,
Well that already left.

Speaker 4 (01:33:06):
Actually, uh yeah, I missed it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Whoops. I mean, like, if your rent's like five thousand
dollars a month, maybe you could find a way to
make it cheaper. But I feel like, I mean, pre
nine to eleven, you could probably get away with it
for like two weeks living in the airport before they
caught on now and care Now, if you're there for
a suspiciously long amount of time, they got cameras. All
of a sudden, the drug sniffing dogs will start to

(01:33:29):
recognize your scent and be like, that guy's still here.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
I do think you could start to stink. I do
think you could, but like not for a long time.
You could do a weekend in an airport.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
I don't even know if you'd make it that long.
Now you might if you're not causing trouble. You look
like you have to constantly keep fly finding delayed flights
to sleep at that terminal, because like overnight, how long
can you walk the airport overnight before people are like
this dude just roaming around. And then the second night
in a row, I have to find overnight like delayed

(01:34:02):
flights to sleep at.

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
In the second or third night in a row, they
see you, They're like, what what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Man? I mean, you've got a lot of luggage that
you can, like, you can change outfits a lot in
your luggage, but eventually you're gonna run out of lugge
and I don't think there's anywhere to wash your clothes.
You buy airport clothes. I mean, then we're the prices
are skylrocketing money on all that stuff. It's duty free.
You have a come on, man, Yeah, I think you

(01:34:28):
could not very long though, maybe like you know what,
maybe a weekend. I think you do three four days plus.
After a little while, you're just gonna be bored out
of your fucking mind. Unless you're in a Vegas airport
where you can play slots, bring an iPad. You can
download movies. Yeah, but you can only watch so much
of Like I would want to.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
I would watch as many movies as I could, Like
download a movie, watching movie, plug it into the little
thing and the terminal, like sit there, but you have
to have like a hoodie on, like just be staring
at that, like try not to like let them see
your face.

Speaker 1 (01:35:00):
Shit like that.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
Like watch a movie, then get up after that movie's over,
walk to another terminal and just kind of hang out.
Sit there, do the same thing. When that's over, you
go grab a bite to eat. But like eventually you're
gonna go to all the food places if it's the
same people work, and they'd be like this is the
fifteenth time you've been to Bojangles to day.

Speaker 1 (01:35:15):
What's up? I mean, after a little bit of time too,
I'm just gonna be like, dude, i gotta get back
to work, like we're not vacation guys right after a while.
I'm just I'm doing nothing all day every day. I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:35:28):
But I think this is just I think this is
the question is just like could you realistically do it?
I think realistically for like no more than a week.
I don't think you could do it for a full week.
I think five days max.

Speaker 1 (01:35:40):
Probably. I don't think you'd make it. I think think
security is kicking you up. I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
I think five days would be hard to get to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
But I feel.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
Like like maybe five days if you really played your
cards right and you you nailed everything, You're hide the
bathrooms long and I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Oh, if you get lucky, if there's like a terminal
that's shut down and you sneak your way in there
and are hiding in there, that I bet that's an
immediate kickout if you get caught on that. Yeah, But
if there's nobody in there and you found like a
side passageway and then like you get into like a
maintenance tunnel or something like that, and then you like
find a room that's not using camp out in there
that nobody ever goes in. That would be the key.

(01:36:13):
But if it's a fully working airport, I think you're
kind of fun just just playing the airport rules.

Speaker 4 (01:36:17):
If you're not hiding anywhere specifically like that, like just
where the population is.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
You gotta because you gotta kind of blend.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
In Denver Airport, you go to the underground, but.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
There's all kinds of stuff you don't want to get
into there. Yeah, but if you're just trying to make it,
you make a day how long?

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
Yeah, So I think you could just not very long.

Speaker 1 (01:36:37):
And I think you would fucking hate it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:39):
Oh, it wouldn't be fun, but it would be Maybe
it would be fun. It's like a little rush of
scene if you could do it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
I actually like airplane food too, so I could just
like be stealing that from somewhere, serve airport food. No, No,
I like the airplane food. I can't tell you last time. Hey,
now that you don't take your shoes off anymore, maybe
now they'll bring the food back then, might I doubt it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
I doubt it, But yeah, I'm gonna say five days, max,
and that's a stretch.

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
I'm gonna say max three. Robert, what do you think?

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Yeah, I was thinking max three. You could probably do two.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
You could definitely do a weekend because I flames, like
flights get delayed, like oh it's snowing or it's raining
where I am. Yeah, I can't get a flight there.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
You know you could, you could have excuses for a
few days. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:27):
But like the fourth time a cop the same guy
talks to you, like, what's up, buddy, where you going?
They you start being the guy that they're watching, and
then they got the security guy.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
It's you know, like they what are you planning? Absolutely nothing,
I'm just being a jackass.

Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
But then you like, yeah, then they like you just
look like a terrorist after a while, Like, no matter
whether this.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Guy's not going anywhere, what's he doing hanging out here,
be casing the airport for that's absolutely what it will
looks like. But like they'll have the facial recognition probably
on you. There was that what was that Christmas movie
that I don't exactly blended very well either, So it
would be order for me get a bunch of very generic,
earth toned like hoodies and shit, just go bathroom to bathroom.

(01:38:06):
I mean if you just tried to, yeah, go sit
on a shitter as long as you can. Every ten
the clean one, get out, go to another one. After
a while you're like, fuck, I'm stuck on this one
because both my legs are asleep and I can't stand there.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
At a certain point, how long do you want to
just hang out in bathrooms?

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
And do you want to be the fat guy that
can't stand up out of a toilet you have to
get rescued from the airport. That's not a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
Nobody wants to be that guy. It is possible, it'd
be difficult, and you couldn't do it very long. Great
question of Evan.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
I like that. Next one is from Raymundo Bina videz
at Kim Mundo b on X and Raymundo says, in
honor of the birthday boy, oh at not Pat Dion
power rank these birthday cakes.

Speaker 4 (01:38:44):
He gives us trace lay Chase, ice cream cake, cookie cake, cupcakes,
and one of those cakes where somebody pops out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:54):
Pat, you're the birthday boy, go first.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
All right, I'm gonna go one of the cakes for
somebody pops out at five. I know some people are there,
it's usually a stripper. I'm not a stripper guy. And
then I don't think I really want to eat that
cake if well, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I think it's just like that's not a real cake.
So that's a downside on that too. It's just like, well,
now out of this, but I saw cake, I got
excited for cake.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Yes, you're great. I'm sure your mind is beautiful. Two, ladies,
I love boobs. But now that you're out of the cake,
can you make me a cake? I would like a cake.
I was told. I was under the impression that would
be cake.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Now there's no cake, and I get, I get that
I have this is here, but like I would Alsao
say cake.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
I love boobs, but when you're expecting cake, you want
I would like cake? Yes, all right. Four, I will
go cupcakes good, But you know, most cupcakes are pretty
mid like you can get good ones, but most time
they're not.

Speaker 4 (01:39:41):
That great cupcakes like Kevin from the offices. They're never
it's just a mini version of a real cake. Just
where did it end?

Speaker 1 (01:39:48):
This is where it gets good. I'll go. I'll go
ice cream cake. Three, I'm gonna go trestlets two and
I'm gonna go cookie cake one. I'm a big cookie
cake guy. For my birthday growing up, I always told
my mom cookie cake. I always had cookie cakes for
my birthday. All right, It's basically just giant cookie with
ice cookie cake, trayce litches, ice cream, cupcake.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Jump out cake. Yes, all right, I don't hate that ranking,
all right? Number one? Sorry with number one. This time
number one, I'm going ice cream cake. Number two, cookie
cake followed by cupcake, then lees and then the cake
where somebody pops out.

Speaker 1 (01:40:28):
Out of trust. This guy was gonna say cupcake over
tray letches is not where I was expecting that to go.
Also found out the other is Italian. It's not Mexican,
You're Italian, socket pat. I have Italian tendancies, angry and
I love to eat. He's a pervate uh too. Five

(01:40:50):
for me, I'm so you're gonna go. You said ice cream, cookie.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
Ice cream, cookie, cupcake, leches, and then jump cake.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yeah, okay, I am. I'm going to go jump out
cake five again. Seems like it's fun.

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
But I wanted cake, want cake, and then if it
is cake, then you just broke part of it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:12):
And if it's not cake, I want cake. Yeah, when
you come out of that, some of the cake is falling.

Speaker 4 (01:41:15):
Right, it's a mess. It's a mess. So jump out cake.
Cupcake just a mini version of a cake. I would
like a regular version of a cake. Trayce late chase cake.
I like dressed late chased cake. It can be a
little messy, sometimes be a little messy, but then ice
cream nice and moist ice cream it too. And then
cookie cake it one cookie cake is just like it's

(01:41:36):
the goats.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
So it's so easy. You can swing by. You don't
have to bake a cookie cake. I mean you do
have to bake a cookie cake, but like you can
just swing by the grocery store and be like, ten bucks,
give me this cookie cake. Do you want stuff on it? Nope,
don't need to. And you can buy the icy how
your birthday? Pat make a little fucking balloon. Pat doesn't
give a shit what's on it. Like here you go, guys,
toss it down on a table. And for the people
out there that are gonna make it's not a cake,

(01:41:58):
it's just a train cookie. I'm sorry, I'll what was
the name of it?

Speaker 4 (01:42:01):
There was a cookie cake there you go, oh, it's weird.
So it's just a giant cookie that you kind of did.
I put candles on it, did say happy birthday. Okay,
it looks like it's a cookie cake.

Speaker 1 (01:42:08):
Also, all my birthdays growing up, never heard a single
kid complain about the no actual cake. Nobody. Everyone loves
cookie cake. Who hates cookie cake? I would have thought
Robert would have hated cookie cake.

Speaker 4 (01:42:17):
If there was somebody that would have hated cookie cake,
because Robert has terrible food takes, I would have thought
it was Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Robert put it too, which I'm fine with. I think
ice cream cake is phenomenal, ice creamed cake is who
doesn't like ice cream cake? It's awesome, fantastic, But cookie
cake is sick for uh.

Speaker 4 (01:42:33):
We used to do a thing on the Morning Show
anybody's birthday. We would just bring cookie cake in and
then we had an intern one time and it was
her last day, like, hey, congratulations you made through the internship,
and we bought a cookie cake, because really you buy
the cook cakes so you could get cookie cake.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Of course wants cookie cake. And she was like, oh,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:42:50):
Guys so much. She took a picture with us, and
then she left and she didn't open the cake. But
I mean that power move. It was no, it was
a power move.

Speaker 4 (01:42:59):
You're absolutely, but we were all just we When you
buy a cookie cake for somebody, you assume you're going
to get at least a slice of that.

Speaker 1 (01:43:07):
If you guys had already rehired her, then she probably
would have shared the cookie cake. iHeart so.

Speaker 7 (01:43:13):
The hiring freeze. I'm sure something like that budget budgets
tight while we buy another festival. Um bleed that part
out though, don't believe it out. Just make it really quiet.
But cookie cake, cookie cake fox. I could eat cookie
cake every day. Yeah, we should just do.

Speaker 1 (01:43:34):
That, Like, let's just start buying cookie cakes for podcast days.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
We'll just we'll just go around the.

Speaker 1 (01:43:39):
Rest of the days of John eating on the podcast.
That's a cookie cake. I wouldn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
I didn't care to giant eid on the podcast. I
thought it was annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
To be honest, if we have Chris every time, I'm
gonna be leaving crumbs. You wouldn't be the first half
the time you you don't get wearing a bib on
the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
You're coming from the restaurant, Robert and I use you're
just like scrubbing this bitch down like this, like we
wipe down the couch. I'm sitting on the table, the chair,
Roberts sitting in table chair.

Speaker 1 (01:44:08):
One of the little kid bibs that catches everything that
falls out of there. Got a couple of those, all
you borrow one. I don't think they'll fit around my neck.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
I'll get a bungee quid. We can extend it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:17):
We'll get get the the dentist clip.

Speaker 4 (01:44:20):
Yeah, let's totally it's totally doable. Just get you one
of those aprons they kiss the cook aprons.

Speaker 1 (01:44:26):
I'm so fat, I need an eating trough. The cakes,
fuck though, don't, I really let you, don't ever let
anybody take cooking cakes. Have to stop on the way home.
You should get cake, all vinmo you twenty bucks for
a cookie? Cake might even be able to get too.
Don't because I'm probably not gonna stop him doing well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Fine, And I'll say I bought Patty cake.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
You said you would.

Speaker 4 (01:44:47):
And it's the thought that I bought Patty cake before
pat bought me a tattoo like he told me you would.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Let's do that. Let's do it like next weekend. I'm
forre you next weekend. Yes, let's make firm like Friday
or Saturday, probably Saturday. I don't get out of work till.

Speaker 4 (01:45:07):
Like I've been trying to find like an artist to
do it with and stuff, and the other day I
was just like, you know what, like if we just
go in, here's this, here's the stencil through the thing
we printed out in his paper, go make the fucking thing.
Like I don't need you to do anything, you need
to design anything, Just fucking give me this on here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Like they're like a licensed tattoo place.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Yeah, we'll find one.

Speaker 4 (01:45:26):
It's not prison, you know, like I'm not gonna go
to like the sketchiest looking place, but it is a
place by me.

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
I was like, that seems like they're gonna be fine.
It seems like a fine place. We'll do that we
had to do before football season. Yes, we do, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:42):
Next up, we got josh Tree caddle at Joshua Tree
seven to one to three.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Oh, he's got more numbers stuff for us. He says,
what flavors with the numbers seven, eight and nine. B Oh,
I feel like sevens obvious it's lemon lime? Really? Seven up?

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
I didn't think that. Yeah, but lemon ice would make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
I don't know why I feel like it to lemon ice.
I would have thought strawberry for seven. That does make sense, right,
Like if I was gonna say, if seven was a cake,
it would be strawberry cream cake. Yeah, I could see that.
I could see that for sure. So maybe seven is
strawberry cream cake. That's the flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:46:23):
You could just go strawberry, just make it generic, you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:25):
Know, Okay, seven is strawberry. Eight is grape. See it rhymes,
but it doesn't feel right. I feel like it feels perfect.
Eight grape eight.

Speaker 3 (01:46:40):
We're not gonna get a a mortar show.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
I can taste cre not gonna go. Yeah, I can
taste grape. I'm with you on that one. I didn't
feel right. But as soon as like started working my taste.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Buds, eight just and the eight kind of looks like
two grapes.

Speaker 1 (01:46:56):
Yes, so eight is grape. Nine orange Sherbert. Hear me out,
hear me out. Orange Sherbert is what I got, honestly,
because nine does feel orange to me, right, That's exactly
what I was thinking. And it's but but the flavor
isn't just orange. Is orange Sherbert? I was gonna say

(01:47:19):
like orange cream, like the creamsicle. So I think nine
might be creamsicle, creamticle. What do you think, Robert?

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
I can say creamsicle. Originally I was thinking that they'd
be like strawberry, vanilla and chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:47:37):
You just anything ice cream specific all flavors. You know?
Eight and nine or neither one of those is chocolate
for sure? What'd you think for eight?

Speaker 3 (01:47:49):
I was thinking that eight was chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:47:53):
No, he does not have chocolate. No, it's much supposed
to like doctor Pepper than it is chocolate. Okay, I
don't know why, but Doctor Member is the first one
and popped in my head for eight. But grape, I
think it's grape makes sense? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
Nine? Though I just saw nine, I was like orange,
that's an orange.

Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Nine could be sour kraut. Mm nine yeah, German.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
Chocolate cake A German nine would be except German.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
Chocolate cake is not German. It's just the guy who
invented his last name is German.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Pair for nine, No, I don't want it looks like
No twizzl is anybody's favorite fruit? Pear?

Speaker 1 (01:48:32):
For sure. It's a weird like like every once in
a while, my mom would bring home like that, like
cat like nicey packaged pears. I never bought pears. Nine though,
nine is orange. Sherbert to me is an orange something
when you just say orange is nine, pumpkin, it's something

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that's orange. No, no, no, no, no, no pumpkins more in
like the thirty nine, thirty Nineptember it's thirty nine. All
the nines like nineteen twenty nine, thirty nine, forty nine,
fifty nine, all those are definitely something that's orange. I
feel like thirty nine feels like it would be a pumpkin. Nine,

(01:49:19):
but something out nine. It doesn't feel sweet to me,
So maybe it's not like an orange or very sweet
to me. Just close your eyes, close your eyes imagine. Honestly,
now I'm kind of picturing that nine tastes like an
old fashioned No, definitely not.

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
It's sugary sweet. It's sugary sweet, goes down easy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:41):
An old fashion goes down easy. Not always a good
one does. Yeah, maybe I don't. I don't know if
I have an answer for nine. Let's go orange. Initially,
what else is orange? Like orange soda? You're stuck on
SODA's there? I was, I was thinking, So does it

(01:50:03):
begin with you see you give us these questions and
like we just are arguing over number flavors right now.

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
There's no right answer, which actually there is a right answer.
There's wrong answers, but there's not right answers.

Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
I'm trying to taste nice right now.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
Just make a gift of Pat just closing his eyes
and chewing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:23):
Is he having a stroke? No, we're trying to see.
You could have said five. I could have just been like,
gumb sure nine is a orange white. Not that's orange.
I got nothing better for it. Mine's orange.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
All right, great question, great question, Josh, keep those coming.
Josh has been killing it with the number stuff. It's
really the best stuff that eve.

Speaker 3 (01:50:45):
Josh does kill it. What a great guy, What a
great guy.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
All right? Last question, This is from Mikey Paul at
it's just Mikey p And it looks like it's actually
from his daughter Adeline. He's his Adeline wants me to ask,
if you were a pizza, what kind of pizza would
you be? I mean pepperoni. I'm just got basic bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:51:04):
I was gonna say, I'm pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
Two. I'm pretty I'm a meat lovers. Meat lovers Like there,
you gotta have bacon and as much unhealthy as you
can pack in there. That's the pizza. I'm definitely like
it's a greasy pizza too.

Speaker 3 (01:51:16):
Yeah, the greasiest, you dump more greasee on it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:19):
I'm probably like a stuff cruss meat lovers. I'm just
just excess and you don't need all that. But you
know what, We're in a free country, so do it.

Speaker 4 (01:51:27):
I'm a thin crust, basic bitch pepperoni and people are like, look, dude,
you're not.

Speaker 1 (01:51:34):
It might not be your favorite, but like, okay, hey,
then crust Pepperoni gets the fucking job. Crust Pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (01:51:39):
Fox, Dude, I didn't think about the crust. I'll be
uh either, stuff crust Pepperoni stopped crusted.

Speaker 1 (01:51:45):
Yeah, Robert, I'm thinking Robert more like a personal pan
wheely because it's got that thick cruss. It's nice and crispy.
You weren't thinking it more Chicago style, No, Robert, not
Chicago style at all.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
All right, So yeah, you're gonna go stuff cross Pepperoni.
I'm gonna go thin crust pepperoni.

Speaker 1 (01:52:09):
Sure not Taco Bell Mexican pizza, don't don't.

Speaker 3 (01:52:14):
It's his birthday, he gets one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:52:16):
I get one, gets one of those, and he gets
seven political comments.

Speaker 1 (01:52:21):
That's the rules on his birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:52:24):
And Pats, you're a super duper greasy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:26):
Hey cancel me. It's my birthday. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:52:29):
Turns out you still can get a dui even if
you're a birthday boy.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Bullshit lived in a proper area. I thought everybody gets one.

Speaker 4 (01:52:38):
But Pat's gonna be meat lovers stuffed crust, extra.

Speaker 1 (01:52:42):
Gear, thin crust, Pepperoni, Robert stuff crust. Great question, Adeline,
great question.

Speaker 4 (01:52:48):
Great question to everybody, honestly keep them comment at Past
Gray Pod, use the hashtag ptg answers, or email them
to us Past the Grade Pod at gmail dot com
and use answers in the subject line. I am at
Alex Sham, Tim, Pats at not Pat Dion, Robert is
at Robert Barbosa zero three everybody in the chat, which
is Pat to Happy birthday, HBD Pat. I want to
see a million of those. I want to see a
million of those, HBD Pats. And then he's gonna buy

(01:53:10):
somebody a flag if we can get to two hundred comments.
Fuck yeah, Pat's gonna buy a flag.

Speaker 1 (01:53:14):
HBD. Pat flood the chat alright.

Speaker 4 (01:53:17):
All right, um, we are at pat Scrapypot and all
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Please please please share us with a friend again. If
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guys are the best. I love you, guys. December twentieth,
set that time aside. We're gonna work on a spectacular

(01:53:40):
for you. And uh, before we get out of here,
let's do our random person generator.

Speaker 1 (01:53:45):
Oh, Charles Barkley, Charles.

Speaker 3 (01:53:47):
Barkley, I'm going Rachel Brosnahan.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Who who is?

Speaker 3 (01:53:53):
He's a marvelous mas Okay, and then something else I
just saw and Superman that yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (01:54:00):
Superman has a dog. Crypto is a dog of superpowers.
He does, he does. He's a very good boy. Yeah,
he even has a cape.

Speaker 3 (01:54:08):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
He's a good boy. That's cool.

Speaker 4 (01:54:11):
All Right, I'm gonna go, just because it's been doing this,
I'm gonna go Oasis, Oasis, But if I have to specify,
I'm gonna go Liam Gallagher.

Speaker 1 (01:54:22):
I'm gonna say Oasis. But if Liam Gallagher pops up.
I don't get Noel Gallagher. If Noel Gagher pops up solo.

Speaker 4 (01:54:28):
You have multiple choices. Now I'm going, I'm going Oasis.

Speaker 1 (01:54:32):
Okay, So I hope Noel or Liam. I hope both
the galleryes. Okay, fine, I hope both of them pop
up and you don't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:39):
Rachel Brazant, would you say, Charles bark Barkley.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
Oh o oh, Oasis popped up last week? That's why
I said it. Fuck, yes, you've gotta be fucking ship. Yeah,
right now, it's not a podcast, you know, it's you know.

Speaker 3 (01:54:55):
If it's been doing it for the past couple of weeks,
because I I have noticed that too, where it does
Oasis that was now.

Speaker 1 (01:55:04):
Hold on, hold on, though it does not count for
the simple reason that you never scrolled down at our
picks could have been there. You saw always at the top.
You reloaded the page, and you did clicked the page. No,
we saw Oasis there. We didn't see the second row
of names below it, and just look it's right there.
Oh fuck it is still there. And he had scrolled down.
Fuck I did scroll down. Yeah, I did exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:55:25):
Adrian Brady Oasis, The Birds Pancho Segura, Al Green, Jessica Lang,
David Letterman, Bobby Jones.

Speaker 1 (01:55:32):
Fucking three times, three times. Side note, I got it.
I fucking quit so fucking hard.

Speaker 3 (01:55:39):
But hey, you know what you know, it's it's your birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:55:43):
I like to gift.

Speaker 4 (01:55:43):
You No, no, no, no, only so I can say
the only reason you got.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Was because no, I don't accept your gift. Too bad gifted.
No congratulations to pad On, No, no congratulations to pad
I fucking hate, I fucking hate. I get one goddamn
comment and it comes back to I want to know.
There was no funny business. There was no funny business. Hate,
there's no funny business. Let's fucking go past the gravy. Yeah, bitches,

(01:56:11):
Happy birthday, pat Baby Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (01:56:18):
Baby Powder topping lead and spreads man as we're listen,
Then to past the gray Gray we go win fishing
for your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go ahead and lick and we get rich today,
Rich bitch Houston. That's just on town Town passa gravy
passa loud Loud we can talk and go for hours

(01:56:41):
hours entertainment, superpower Gravy Gang getting louder, louder, gust up,
no childer Man, we laugh, no prouder. Live on baby powder,
the topping lead and spreads as we're listen, then to
past the Gray Grave. Were goin fishing for your bitch today,
Chunk in Houston now Houston Bay. We go ahead, and Lincoln,

(01:57:04):
we'll get bitch today.

Speaker 1 (01:57:05):
That's bitch