Pass The Gravy #625: Montatta

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby the top and lead spread as wait listen, it's
a past the great Gray. We go win fishing for
your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We'll get rich today.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang, What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Happy Gravy Days Past the Gravy Episode number six hundred
and twenty five. I'm Alex with my good friend Robert
Barbosa the Hog Jokes, and we have a very very
special guest lined up for you guys and gals today,
the one and only Pat Dia and welcome back to
the show, dude.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Fucking great to be here, man, Good to.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Have you back.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
We had a lot of positive feedback the last couple
of weeks when they were like, bring back Pat, and
that's all.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right, really fill the frame.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, so it's good to have We always love it
when you guess on the show. But welcome back to.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
The show man, happy to be here, excited, all hopped
up on hot tea. Yeah yeah, I am caffeinating all day.
Caffeinated baby and a double especial right before I can
do it. I got here and I was like, man,
it's warm in this room. When I was like, no,
it probably has more to do with the six thousand
milligrams of caffeine. Cocaine. No cocaine, liquid cocaine. There you go, there,

(01:27):
there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
I'm wearing shorts and I feel like, am I showing
a little too much thigh Robert, No, I think it's good.
We should I inch him up as we go, like
every every fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Dude just randomly over the course of the show, just
blur out his cross and make it seem like, yeah,
I do that.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
That'll be too much, make it seem like I have
just a huge hog.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I think I am just randomly gonna reach over and
rip out your leg hair. That'll be a fun thing
we do. Don't do that. Do that all right?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
We got a fun filled pod for you guys today.
I'll start off our pre come segment. Though I had
an idea and I don't know what I want to
brand it as, but it's either a lazy shower or
a human car wash, and I feel like human car
wash has already been like talked about before. I was
just thinking lazy shower, like you know, the airport walkways

(02:14):
they have. They're just the already moving walkways you can
stand in. I just need that. And I just wanted
to go around like the square of my bathroom, but
just I have just shower heads all around it. It's
like a lazy river, but it's a lazy shower. So
no matter what, I'm just getting blasted with shower water,
and I can just kind of like, can you imagine.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Those one of those bad boys hungover? I don't think
I've ever wanted anything more in mine.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Right, like just like laying down instead of laying down regularly,
then like you got to kind of lean over to
get back in the water. You're just like nope, and
you hit the button, just goes around and just keep
getting sprayed. But then I was thinking, like it would
also be sick to the human car wash.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Part of it would.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Be like you have soap and conditioner over here, and
then you just gotta get the shit the others, so
just like pour it down. It's just body wash. And
then if you could put you could choose to like
have the little like squeegee think come and it like
shakes over you and you're like all right, say done,
and now I'm ready for the day. But this is
just not something that like I feel like would be
like a public like you don't want to go to

(03:17):
like a truck stop lazy shower. I might, most people don't.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I might go out of my way. I feel like, dude,
if it's gonna head to toe, just come out with
that missing foam and just cover me in a foam.
I might jump out at that point and just scare
people on the phone.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
It has like neon lights all throughout it. You're like,
that's tight.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Oh, that sounds so awesome. You're just gonna make sure
keep your eyes and mouth closed. But like think about it.
You're like, if it's your conveyor belt one, you're just
laying down there, You're like, all right, time to get
a deep clean. You roll over, just like spread your
cheeks a little bit. It's doing all the work for you. Really.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
The lazy shower one was like, that's the easiest one,
and that would just be sick to have if you
just went in the square at your place over and
over and it would probably like it would cost a
fortune and like just to get the mechanics down and
like you'd go into a corner so you turn it.
But nothing would be better hungover than just laying down
on one of those bad boys. This is what's going around.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Billionaires don't deserve to be billionaires. We do because we
would build cool shit like this. They have like heated
bathroom floors. You're like, cool, you got a TV built
into the mirror? Also cool?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Why can't I rotate around my entire bathroom in the
shower without having to stand up?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
I just thought of another one. So you know how
like super rich people they have those like the open
showers where it's like it's got the head one and
then it also has the ones coming out of either
wall to get your sides. Yes, why don't they have
one jet that sprays up from the floor. It's just
the butthole.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
You're asking very simple questions.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's basically a bidet for the shower. But you know what,
if you're not washing your ass, you're not showering right anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Have you ever gotten in like a weird shower it's
not yours and it's like got the it sprays from
the front.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Like that that throws you off because like you have
to turn the knob and you like if you don't
turn the right knob where it comes off from the top,
it just sprays it. Like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah, it's always can I think I did it one
time and I was just like, I don't know how
to shower in this. I'm about to splash on myself
from the sink because I'm terrified of you.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You have a two rich person shower for me, which
I think maybe the lazy showers would seem like like
that does seem like a bougie thing, but like I
want the ability to just rotate around my entire room
and also like that'd be sick to be like, ah, fuck,
towels are over there, button and.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
She says, this is.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Around it and you can just lean over, got the towel,
and now you're good. See, you could like all that
stuff you could add as like part of like the
premium package.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
You know.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
It's like when you go to a car wash where
it's like do you want to get this installed? Do
you want your your basic lazy shower package is just
we got twenty five faucets around the bathroom that you
can just rotate around.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
So I need someone smarter than me to build this
part of the two but like a heated shower bar
like the towel bar, so it warms up your towel.
And the only problem is I need someone smart than me,
because I would definitely turn it up way too high
and then just catch the towel on fire.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
A life hack would just be to put your dryer
in your bathroom, throw their towel and the dryer, and
then not have like a long reach over for it.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Think about that washer dryer should be in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
My daughter's bathroom has like it's like the are washer
dryers and it's like attached to it, so I like
she doesn't shower yet, but like it's sick to be like.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh, still not doing that. Man, you guys are too much.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
She's close, but uh, it's like you could throw her
towel in there and get nice to warm. It's like
that fox, dude. I wish I could just like lean
over and grab this for my own shower.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
There's nothing better than a really warm towel, and there's
nothing I'm not gonna say, there's nothing worse. But it
also sucks a lot when you grab your towel and
it's damp and you're like, oh, why did this not
dry it from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Oh, I'm good at just hanging them up.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, I mean I hang line up every time, but
you know sometimes not like damp necessarily, but you're like
you were more dry yesterday when I use you for
the first time.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Yeah, or like gif you like workout and shower that
day and then like you shower later because you did,
and you're like, damn it, I already used this today.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah. I uh, I don't even have like a shower
or like a towel bar or anything that I like.
I get back to my room and my closet has
those doors that slide open then like toss out. Yeah,
I just hang it over that. That's what I did
for a long time. My wife got yeah you got domesticated. Yeah,
I have not yet. This is riveting conversation, Robert. Are
you Are you in on the idea though, of lazy showers?

(07:32):
Does that make sense to you? Would that be something
that would sound dope? Convey your shower? Can you like
you don't drink so you don't really have that feeling
of like hungover shower?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, all time, Like when you don't have plans the
next morning and you're hungover and you're like, oh, I
can just get in the shower and.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Like, just do this, dude, I haven't taken a thirty
minute shower and so.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
It just like sit in the shower and then if
you throw up, you can throw up in the drink
goes right down the drain. It's perfect, doesn't matter, you
don't make a mess. I can just lay here. Emma
used to bring me my iPad and I could watch
the office, Like I would just put it where when
you get splashed that I could just lay there and
watch the office.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
But cool. You can open your mouth, drink some water
if you need to drink water, throw it up, and
then drink some more. It's great.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
But like like just when the Astros lost last year,
that was probably the closest, Like you would have enjoyed
a lazy shower, but like you'd been down and then
you could just like beep and that just goes on
a little a little loop. That would have been sick.

Speaker 4 (08:31):
Yeah, I gotta say it doesn't quite appeal to me.
I understand how it could appeal to you.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
But what about the upjet? Are you down for that idea?

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Upjet too?

Speaker 1 (08:40):
The upjet? What was the up jet? It was just
you know how everyone has the fancy ones that come
out of every side of the wall. This one just
comes up out of the floor to get your butt and.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Get your guts a little bit, and you could like
obviously change the pressure.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
It's not yeah, I was gonna say, it's not high pressure.
We're not trying to be fucking perverts with this, except
if you could be, you would have.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
I mean, it's an adjustable knob.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
You have to Yeah, it has to be adjustable different heights.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I do kind of like that one because they reminds
like the fount to the water fountains that you'd go
like as a kid, oh dude, And that's how you
can make it more boots would button.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Then you turn around.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And there's like a it's like a fucking mermaid statue
here that just shoots water up there.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Maybe that would be better. It's just angled at about
it comes out of the wall about a foot and
a half off the ground when it's angled up at
about a forty five degree.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah, and you could just charge one thousand dollars more
and it's a statue. It's called art.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
You paint Michael Michael Scott on the wall doing the.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
All right, So I'm in on lazy showers, though I
think lady shower sounds cooler than human car wash, but
like human car wash could also be a thing like
maybe if you don't have time at like a truck stop,
like I just gotta go in and go out, like
I don't really care fellas on one side, ladies and
the other just stand there, you know, I don't like,
that's not where you. A lady shower is meant to
be able to lay down and rotate around. A human

(09:56):
car wash is like more of a straight line, like
soap that actually.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Do truck stops, because then you don't have to worry
about truckers beating off in the showers.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Right, And it's just kind of a boom, all right,
and like you have like it's locked out from the
waist down.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
It seems very like Futurama. Yeah, it's like, fuck you
just getting the goddamn thought mobile.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Is a shower thought and I wrote, I wrote down
in the steam on my shower, I wrote lazy shower,
and then I was human car wash. I couldn't decide
what name, but I think they could both be different
things built off the same.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Maybe that's our calling. We just design double roofs and
showers for rich people. Double roof shower. Yeah, yeahs are architects.
I think is we're architects for sure. I've got some
friends in the space I can reach out, like Victorian
age when all those houses are bout a certain way,
like we're about to start a new age, like the
gravy age, and that's where you have double decker roofs,

(10:52):
lazy showers, human car washer in the bathroom, right, what
would use the washer dryer room for? Then?

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Like locker rooms, locker rooms in like Penn State specifically,
like you can't get you can't get crazy in locker
rooms if you have to go through a human car
wash or a human shower, like a yeah, it's just
a human car wash.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Now see locker room. I understand the Penn State point.
You don't fuck with locker rooms. The boys need to
be able to fuck around in there.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Right, But like maybe like for like camps and stuff,
you have it so that you make the coaches go elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Also specifically and stop his kids from beating off in
the shower at camp. Right, So that's done. You guys
got to go off in the forest with the bugs.
You gotta really want it, all right.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
So yeah, I've been thinking a lot about showers and
like shower technology, and I think I've revolutionized it. If
anybody need in a shower game, hit me up. Got
more ideas, Love the love the chat. What do you
guys have for pre come segment?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I had an idea so we can all agree that
vegetarian restaurants just suck ass, right, like specifically vegetarian restaurant. Yeah, Robert,
you would be the closest to this. You are dating
a vegan, but Robert eats with her a lot. Like
a lot of times you can find places that you
can eat at if you're vegan but also have other
stuff Like is that how you judge most of those restaurants,

(12:08):
Like can I get the stuff that I'm going to
like here?

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Or is it just vegan food? I think one of
our favorites. It's so there's there's like a couple.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
There's the Mexican vegan restaurant me good food, really good food,
and then like another one like a kind of Americana
style also really good food, good food. But I think
most of the time we do go to like places
that have like a mix of options for both of us.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Okay, it's not completely vegan. Well anyway, I had an
idea to bridge the gap between non vegetarians and us
normy normal people. It's also one of those so you know,
how canes, they're like, you know, we're just gonna do
chicken fingers. We're gonna be a chicken finger.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Rings for switching lanes and picking canes.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Why don't we have just a potato restaurant, call it taters,
And it's just like hash Browns baked. And see that's
the only thing is we would give you still the
option for bacon bits, but most of these things all vegetarians,
so vegetarians can eat it. But it's just every different
kind of potato out, grotten French fries, waffle, like every
we just have an entire menu. It's nothing but potatoes,

(13:11):
because everybody fucking loves.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
When I lived in Huntsville in college, they had potato shack.
Potato shack was we had spud ranch. Yeah, it was
just like fancy baked potatoes. Yeah, Like, did you want
an Italian potato? We put Marionaia sauce and Italian cheeses
and stuff on it, and meatballs and You're like, that's yes, yes,
I do want it. You want a Mexican potato where
we put like you put Mexican meats on there and

(13:34):
all kinds of stuff and patatoin on there and shit
like that.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, I gotcha.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
You want to just a regular potato, got that too,
like brilliant ideas. Also, it's just got all the other
kinds of potatoes too, is what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And most of it too, is just like it's it's
all potatoes. So even someone comes to like, can you
make this dish? Sure, ship we can. We've got lots
of potatoes. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Could you chop these up and make maybe maybe make fries? Yeah,
yeah we could. And then your inventory is mostly just potatoes.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Potatoes, and then you have you know, cheese and butter
and cream and all that stuff too to make the
mass potatoes extra good. But you want massed potatoes, no skins,
we got you. You want mass protatoes wiskins, we gotcha.
You can think of it as a potato, we gotcha.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Do you want mashed potato foreskins?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Maybe someone comes in from London and they're like, oh,
could you put tona on my potato? Potato? A lot
of fish and met chips. Would you would you, mate,
I'll run over to Kroger and buy a fucking can
tuna and throwd on your potato mushi peas. Dare you
blow that one? That's where we draw the line. No,
most peace mushy piece is a wild move. It's baby,
let's just pure a piece. Yeah, it's exactly what if

(14:32):
you make it. MOSTI piece is what I figure Britain
forgot that they were no longer in war time at
a certain point, and they just kept making war rations.
They're like, oh no, it's fo we actually really enjoy this,
and you're like do you guys are just saying nobody
really enjoys that.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
They're like, dude, hire, we eat these peas here, these
peas for and suck mate. Oh well you and if
we just squish them up, we gotta be better. Oh no,
we can drink them. We can get through it faster.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
A piece smoothie.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Like fish and chips is like a delicacy.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
There not really a delicate don't talk bad about fishing chips.
I just like I've never just craved fish and be like,
you know what I could go with for some fish
and fries, but it's fried fish, right, which is the
best kind of harder sauce, but like just being like, hmm,
let's suck me up with some fish and fries, but
give me a steak, give me a burger, like, let's

(15:25):
have some real ship.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I want a hot dog.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
We didn't win the wars to be eating fucking seafood, right, right,
except when we're in New Orleans. Yeah, and that's fine,
that's fine. Else is in this seafood, this shrimp soup
that I'm making, would rather sausage.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Is there a time in your life you we would
ever rather have, like fried fish over a hot dog?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
I mean, yeah, when I'm in the mood for fish
and chips, I'm in the mood for fish and chips.
I'm not ever really, I don't get wrong, I love
hot dogs. Usually fish chips is better than a hot
dog probably like quality wise, yes, but like a hot dog.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I'll fuck up three hot dogs before I ever think
about it fried fish.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
The problem with fish and chips is I burn my
mouth on the first bite every single time because it's
always really hot and I'm excited and fat, and I
ignore the steam coming off of it.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
The only cool thing is that like you get to
put fries in vinegar and you're like, oh, you're right,
this does taste good.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
No, forget about it. No, I'm I'm on the other side.
I don't get melt vinegar. You forget about it until
you get to do it to go a little treat,
and I want it every time. Also, it smells like
the fat kid in junior high that didn't shower. It
does smell like that. That's a good point. Like anybody
knows when you got a whiffle for the fat kid
and you're like, that's just I smell vinegar.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
I used to go visit my grandparents in Maryland. We
would go to Ocean City and they always had this
place that was just called Thrasheres French Fries and all
they made was fucking buckets of French fries and you
would just douse that bad boy and it fucked.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
See. They were like, yeah, just potatoes, that's all we do.
I'm expanding, like, you know, the sides. We're just doing
the sides. That's it. Like all right, it's a good idea. Also,
Ron White eats free forever just because tatered.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I think he'd take you
up on it all the time. But if he did,
I wouldn't really care. You know, if he swung by,
he wouldn't abuse it.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Maybe we'd also have to carry whiskey for him, but
you know that'll that'll come out of the manager.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yes, we'll figure it out. That's a good idea. All
potatoes all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Who doesn't love potatoes?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
What does all grotten mean?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
It's the really thin sliced potatoes like the cheese.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
You need to make it sound like all grotten, but
it's just like potatoes all great and or whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
We're like the cheese on top to play on. That
would be the name of the best. We'll call that
the Alex. That was not like potato shack and spud
can or whatever the fuck you said it was in
Sam Margus Like, that's the best like idea for a
food truck.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Ever, I don't know why all food like there should
be a food truck at all the food truck locations.
There's just like potatoes every time.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
If he took a bunch of them, if you like,
because potatoes take a while to cook.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
But like you could do fifty, we're gonna sell it
out fifty.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't know. Yeah, I guess I don't know what
the overhead cost is. It's not that high. The potatoes
and potatoes.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
We're not in like a famine.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
We're good too soon, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
You could just have like a scoop like an ice
cream trucks, like by an old ice cream truck and
be like, all right, barbecue Mexican Mari nah, all this
like done now I'm hungry. Yep, all right, Robert. Which
you have to have an idea now too that we
came up with ideas.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I don't have an idea, God damn it. I do
have two questions. How do we feel about top sheets, like.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Like the sheet between your comforter, and you're like the
one that's on your bed.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Not comforter though right, not comforting. There's a fitted sheets.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Once again domesticated, not domesticated. It's nice, so is my comforter.
It gets in my way, doesn't get it?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Top sheets I didn't get in the way. I think
they're too much. Is all about a comforter, and that's it.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Well, because I also then I take my sheets and
I under lie like between my ankles while I've got
my knee pillow there. So it's like two layers of
support there, but then I also toss and turn them
back a lot, so then that middle sheet is just
getting fucked up in there all the way, just too much.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, is the top sheet in this top sheet?

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Right, okay, you could just sit I feel, don't.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
No, no, but there's there's a fitted sheet, but that's all.
It's just part of the bed.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
No, like like there are places that will sell you
only the fitted sheet or fitted sheet and top sheet.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Right, But to me, it's like I understand that it's
part of like when you buy sheets, like the fitted sheet,
but the fittage sheets, Like you're kind of a psychopath
if you just sleep on a mattress, right, yeah, so
you just assume that all the beds have you could
just hit sheets.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
I will say, now, it is very nice. I'd probably
do it once a year, like when I'm doing like
sheet laundry. No, I do it more than that, but
once a year I will take I will take the
top sheet out of the corner of my room that
has been thrown into and I will wash that also
and fully make my bed. And when you get in,
it's nice having that top sheet. It's nice and cool,

(20:04):
then very quickly after it's getting all tumbled up between
me and my comforter. And I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
I love the like hotel talk sheets, like when that
bad boy is tight and like I feel like a baby,
just like trapped in there, and I will go out
of my way to like I'm gonna crawl over it.
I want to be swaddled in the top yeah, and
it's just like I don't want I don't want there
to be any opening parts.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
This is where I was going.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
So the top sheet in a hotel room, it's usually
like underneath the pillows. You have to go underneath the pillows,
which is that's that's the that's the best move. That's okay,
So would you get you guys do that at home? No,
like does the top sheet going? And I feel like
if it did at home probably wouldn't be as cool.
Like it's like when somebody else's major bed for you
and you're like, ah, this is really tightly done.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
I love this. Nobody wants to tuck their bed every day, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Unless you just cover it up. Yeah, the army gotta
be bounce a quarter off it or whatever. I don't
know if that's true.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
That's why I didn't go. It's in the top.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Sheet, like it doesn't add anything. It doesn't keep me warm,
does it keep me cool? So like why even have it?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Sometimes it's nice where like if you're hiring and you
kick off the comforter and then you got just a
little layer of like, oh, this is exactly what it needed.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
So do you have one? No?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I don't, don't no, say to Sam use one.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
No. That would be really funny if on their bed
there was just one twin top she on her side,
that'd be funny.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Another thing I want to talk about the Emmy's. The
nominations were out yesterday. I don't really care about the ms,
but the Severans got the most knobs.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
They're like twenty something twenty two.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
And second most was the show that I've told you
guys about to watch, the Studio.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I saw they had like guest actor and like there
it was. It was the guy from the Bear and
then everybody else was in the studio. That seems like
I feel like you gotta pick like one.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Like you can't have if everybody kills it.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I guess everybody kills it, But then that's just shitting
on all the like, was it Martin Scorsese as a
guest actor.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
There should be a best cameo there. That's basically what
that is. Well, no, I don't know a guest actor.
You can have, like I guess at full episodes are
a full episode, which is a cameo, you know, long minutes.
But you can have a long cameo, like the longest
cameo should be should be Glengarry Glenn Ross the scene
with Baldwood and I think he actually won Best Supporting
Actor because that one scene was so good. That's what

(22:18):
I'm saying. The cameo was like one scene.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Like long, Like a long cameo is basically just like
if you're like the Brother, the Guy, the John Burnhal, Yeah,
nailed that. From The Fun the Bear Else to The
Punisher Walking Dead, he was Shane. But like if you
if you were in like a recurring part where he's
just basically in like flashbacks, Like that's technically a cameo.

(22:43):
John Mulaney's in a couple of episodes, but that's a
cameo to me, Bubba and Kirk and I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, it's a recurring role and it's flashbacks. Yeah, but
a cameo is a one and done short amount of time.
You can't be recurring as a cameo, no, I get.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I get, that's a good take.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
You're unless you're stan Lee. But you know what, he
changed his character. Yes, Trietime, that's true.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Which, by the way, speaking of like just because I
mentioned the Bear, like, do you ever watch a show
and you can tell that like this is their Emmy
episode and like you're like, fuck you, Like I get,
I got mad. I was watching the Bear one that
they did that with and I was like, you, oh,
you put like a oh there's a title montage now, okay,
like this is the one we're going in on the
on the Emmy flour it. It's like and you just
have a bunch of random cameos and she's like, I

(23:27):
know what you're doing, and I don't like it. Now okay,
like the first episode the first series or first season
when they did that, I was like, that makes sense,
but like you're trying and run it back and you're
using the same formula.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I don't like it. I've never once picked up on that.
I really watch everything at the surface.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
The Bear is one of those where like they just
like I like the Bear. I think The Bears a
great show, but like it like sucks itself off from
like how artsy it is.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
It's like and you see, like the zoom right here
is like wow, like everything's pulling away as you're zooming,
and you're, okay, I know that's the whole fucking thing.
This is a hitchclow, a hitchcock glare. We're getting right here.
I watched that and I'm like, those crab cakes look good. No,
I am that same way too.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
But then, like you look at the reddit and everybody
like breaks down every scene and you're like, yeah, that's cool.
But then like when they have all the cameos on
the beer, you're like, oh, you're going for the Emmy
on this one.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
And it was just what I hate reading books in
school because then you get to the test, Like what
did he mean here? I don't know. The book said
he was skipping stones. I think he meant to skip
some stones trying to fucking I don't know. He was
trying to look into the deeper meaning of his relationship
with his father. Stones were actually a meaning, like each
stone symbolized his relationship to his brothers, and each brother
see the second one skipped twice and he only was

(24:34):
close with his oldest brother for two years. If you
think about like, shut the fuck up, that's not really
what happened. Seventh is that way too.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
People try and break that down, but I don't know.
I thought sevenths deserves all the Emmies because everything sevenths
did was crazy.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's why I never watched Lost. I didn't want to
think about what was going on. Lost was fun. It's
fun if you have one show like that. I don't
want to if if all of your shows are like that,
Like I can do Sevenths, I couldn't do sevenths and
then other shows like that at the same time. It's
cool when you have like I can focus on this,
and then I can watch this and laugh at this,
and you watch the Bear too. Yeah, I'm not caught up,
but I haven't watched.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
So it was also nominated in comedy. Is it comedy?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Oh yeah, there's definitely. There's lots of dark comedy. But
I would say it's more of a drama than I think.
So No. I mean because it's about a bunch of
fucking dumb ass cousins from Chicago that are running a
place to yelling at each other. That's inherently funny, there's
but it is more of a drama.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
With the problem to me with that is like again
not shitting on certain other entertainers. But like when Beyonce
wins Country Album of the Year, which was a country album.
That's different, but that was like that was she made
it to be a country album.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
She said it was a country Did you know I'm
six foot four and black. Just because you say it
doesn't make it true.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
No, But like it's like, is the bear going to
take away and me from somebody? That was a legitimate comedy,
Like that's my thing.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
They should have been funnier.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
And like it's like I would say it's more of
a drama, but I feel like they know, like I
might not win the drama category. Assume we don't go
with that because Severnce is gonna win drama, right, Yeah, probably.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
That's always they shoe horn themselves into their own categories
and then they pay for all of these awards. Anyway.
You're not winning because you're the best. You're winning because
your studio gave the most money to the organization that's
giving out, which hell, that's why we don't win awards
is we don't give we don't just give them money
to the corporate shills past Grave. He's like, you know
why we want we recognize for we did. That's it.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
I think you guys should watch the studio. I it
is on my to do list.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
They have a fucking child, and it's really that's Apple, right, Yes,
I need to because every month I see my Apple
subscription get paid for and I'm like, I haven't even
opened that in six months. Oh yeah, you know. I
think the last time I opened it was when the
probably the last time Astros were on Friday night baseball.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, which may like Loki has the best setup. It's
a paying the ass to watch, but like I love that.
It's like percentage of a home run on every swing
and you're like, all right, all right, this guy has
a fourteen percent chance. He could fucking just.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Dog this one. I I one of the games this year.
I was in I think the fifth inning, streaming it
on my laptop before I realized what the setup looked like,
and I was like, oh, this game is on Apple.
I could be watching on my TV right now. It's
like fuck, whoops.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
But you think studio is gonna win a bunch of shit, I.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Think so, I mean, I feel like it has to
at least when the guest one.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But does them happen so many? Like if you have five,
do you have one best guest? I'm rooting for them
not to because.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
That would be really funny if John bernthal one and
John Berthon does a great job in the Bear too.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
Also, did the movie Luca get an Emmy nomination because
I've been watching a lot of Disney movies with my kid.
Luca Fantastic Foam. It's a little sea monster. He has
to go up to the land. It's basically the Little Mermaid,
but he doesn't sing and he can't go back to
the water. He's gonna show up like a sea monster.
And it's Italian and they do a bunch of really
funny Italian shit. Oh hey, Giuseppe Alberto.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
All right, that was that was good? That was good.
Have you finished Studio? Yes? They thirty minutes?

Speaker 4 (28:09):
Yes, oh, thirty minutes. I think thirty minutes or less,
but like, yeah, I don't think. I think maybe the
first episode's longest, and it's.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Like forty but every other one's good.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Every other one is like thirty thirty or less.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I watched the first episodes is Always Sunny the new one,
and the first was just nine to eleven memes. It's
like the premise of their whole episode. Just great.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's just great. Like you can watch Always Sunny anytime,
like you can skip fifteen seasons and then just hop
in and you're like, aha, it's funny.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Still.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
It's just like just like it always was. All right,
let's move on to the Comeback Kid seven.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
When we tell you what's back this week, and you
know what's back Actually the pre comeback Kid, Comeback Kid
is beer. Beer's finally back. You know, we had a
beer sponsor for a while.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
It was great.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Then. You know, sometimes you fall out of love after
a while, it happens, and it happens. It happens. You know,
you gotta spice things up and sometimes you just file off.
But we foul.

Speaker 3 (29:05):
We fell back in love with beer, and this time
it's bush Light Push. Nobody knows America better than the
American farmer, wouldn't you say, Pat when she's out there
every day?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Farmers are the backbone of America. Farm maded up be
in the backbones of America. And because they do that.
Bush Light is proud to announce the return of its
farming Cans are now available for a limited time only
for every case equivalent sold until July thirty first. Bush
Light's gonna make a donation of ten cents to Farm
Rescue up to two hundred thousand dollars to help farmers

(29:38):
in need.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Show your support by stocking up today. Enjoy Responsibly. Twenty
twenty five anizer Bush bush Light Beer, Saint Louis, Missouri.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
When you want a cold one this summer, when you're
sitting out by the pool.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Gabya those bush Lights.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
It's gonna make America way better because you know you're
supporting America by drinking American beer. Bush Light, the official
beer sponsor of Past the Gravy and the Comeback Kids said,
might do the Bush thing.

Speaker 6 (30:05):
Bush It's the comeback kid, comeback kid of the week.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Comeback kid of the week. Bitch. You know the story
of how Bush Stadium got its name for the Cardinals,
Bush Like, well, no, no, you would think that Annheuser
Busch who owned it. Uh, they owned the Cardinals and
he wanted to name the stadium Budweiser Stadium. But MLB
was like no, you can't name a stadium after your beer.

(30:38):
So this fine, we'll name it after ourselves, Bush Stadium.
Then he came out with bush side so that he
could do it anyway. That's such a fall, guys, such
a fucking baller move, dude. It's one of my favorite
stories in the history of America.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I love that for them, all right. Speaking of baseball,
Dingers our first comeback kid. This week, we had the
home run derby on Monday night and then the All
Star Game last night. And the All Star Game came
down to they would be like, hey, what if we
just did it tie? If the game was tied at
the end of nine innings and they had a home

(31:15):
run off or a swing swing off, which is a
really cool name, and you got to have three guys
on each side with three swings, and then whoever had
the most home runs in all of that one pretty awesome.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
The NL cheated using Swarbers a cheat.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh well, yeah, kylesh Werber hit three home runs on
three swings, so much fun. They won I think five
to six. That was pretty sick, but yeah, home runs
are back. Dingers are all the way back.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
It was such a fun All Star Game. I had
the over which hit pretty fucking soon. I think it
was like the fourth inning. I also had the al
They made a massive comeback from down six zero to
tie at six to six. Ended up losing, but still
one of the most fun All Star games I remember
in a while, especially because the swing off at the end,
that's just awesome. Well we went to the swing off.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
I immediately knew it was gonna be an now because
I was a Aaron's gonna have to make a decision here,
and he's obviously going to manage the.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Why is he the manager because he made one series?
They put the like I don't care if the Yankees
were twenty games ahead of the next team in the AL.
It's Aaron fucking Boone. He's not a good manager. Everybody
knows it, Like putting Angel Hernandez is one of the
World Series or any playoff series as an umpire big
which they an'll get you don't deserve to be here,

(32:27):
but they did do that. But they just feel like, oh,
you were in the World Series, you're the manager and
Jo Torri fucking major League Baseball, man, fucking Major League Baseball.
Damn it. Yeah, home runs it back. They're sick I
don't ever want regular season games to go to the
swing off, but if they did, I wouldn't hate it.

(32:49):
That would be cool. Yeah, And I don't get they
shouldn't and I actually would be mad if they did,
because you're just fucking too much with the game of baseball.
But if they did it a bick, well at least
it's something really cool that they're doing.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
What they should do is they should have if they
want to like get get rid of like teams tanking have,
like the bottom three teams have like their own like
draft home run derby, and you just have like the
Rockies and the White Sox.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
And whoever is shitty this year?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Whoever give me another shitty team?

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Aren't the Nationals pretty shit? Okay?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Nationals?

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (33:22):
And you just like, all right, do the same thing.
The Rangers they're shitty, Yeah they're trash, but you just
get like, that's like people watch the home un derby,
the home underby, Rocks always derby, always focks. Watching people
try and hit home runs like with that that being
the sole purpose would be awesome. And to be all right,
I guess who's getting the first or overall pick. It's

(33:43):
whoever hits the most home runs here, James Woods.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You go. It is awesome, but you it takes you
like five minutes every time to get readjusted to watching
the ball fly out on one half of the screen
and then the next swing on the next Like just
go back to ten swings.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
Yeah, no, they haven't figured out. Then they had figured
it out. Then they tried to it's cool with nationality.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
It's taking this way all right, Well now what's confusing.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, it was fun to be like, hey, Josh Hamilton
hit home runs for forty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
And it was one of the coolest moments in the
history of the All Star Game.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Well most people don't. You have a Jazz Chisselm out there.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
It's like the ninety nine All Star Game and home
run Derby and then like Josh Hamilton, those were the best,
Like ye Jackson going deep.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
In it nine ninety two thousand and three, and then
Josh Hamilton those that was when we had it all.
You still do steroids there, Sammy Sosen the sleeveless jerseys
that they did it that one year. I think that
was also Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
We should have Major Roid Baseball. There's another league where
everybody you're allowed to do as much Royds as well. Dude.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
There was a different kind of baseball I saw at
the Skeeters Stadium or the Space Cowboys Stadium. It was
called cosmic baseball, and it was basically like the Savannah Bananas.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh, lights out with a glowing ball.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, they like turn the lights out. They played like
the first three or four innings and then they turned
the lights out and then they're all wearing knee on everything.
And I was like, that looks dope, but it's just
kind of the same weird made up rules and ship
like that. That bad ball is the team called the
Chili Peppers. They're all pink. It looked sick.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
That I've seen clips of it online. I've never had
a friend that went but on Friday or Saturday instead.
It was awesome. Probably so many h ja's going on
in that ground. Probably Lauren Bobert loves that sound.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
But yeah, it's dangers. Dar's You're back.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Everybody loves Dan and good on Jazz, Good on Jazz Chisel.
I'm not fucking up his swing. Yeah, wait, the ball
out represent the business decision.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
It's a business decision.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
That was my brother texted me. He's like you know,
I almost feel bad watching this, but fuck the Yankees. Well,
he wasn't even the leading home run hitter or a
second leading home onun hitter on his team. Why didn't
Judge do it? He just opted out and a swing.
I can't imagine being so Unamerican that I don't want
to participate in the home I mean, oh, you mean
his swing that is designed to hit home runs.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
He's focused on the team, all right. What if he
strained an oblique out there?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
That would actually probably be good? Keep him out for
two minds this game? That way, oh, that way, he
doesn't waste all of his good at bats over the
second half of the year and then fade out going
in the playoffs like he does every year. Then if
he missed like a month and a half here going
into the playoffs, he would still have a lot of
good at bats left.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
It's all part of the plan.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
It's all part of the plan, the plan to just
crush your hopes of the postseason. We don't have the plans,
so that's all way, it's all part of the plan.
There is no postseason. The plan, there's no plan. What
so you're gonna miss the postseason? Did the Red Sox
are never going to lose again. They're gonna lose again.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Also, hey, dude, how do you feel like when eradis Chapmans,
I just walks out there and it's like, that's your guy.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, here's what I do every time. You better not
give up a run, your piece of fucking shit. So
when he strikes out, all is a good you should
have done that. When he lets up a hit or
a walk, I just cuss him. So like, I like,
I don't even feel happy when he gets get to
save them good you were supposed to dick. Oh we
pay you for that, you fuck face. Yeah. Oh you
threw a ball? You fuck her? What are you doing?

(37:08):
So yeah, I just I just let rage out at him.
Actually not a bad system, but yeah, I know I
hate him being on the team.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
But next up, we got lists. I don't think this
came out yet, but yeah, did you see that? Like,
lists are important, but they're not important now.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
There is no list. The list does not exist there,
but they do.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
They do exist, but some lists do exist, some lists don't.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Yeah. But also if you thought anything about the list,
or wanted the list, or believed in the list, you're
stupid now that list not a thing. You're stupid now
and Robert saw the list.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
That list doesn't exist, but it was created by other
people that we don't like.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But hey, dude, but it doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
But like do you guys not like feel like maybe
it makes sense because like sometimes if like certain lists
were like released, like you could just destroy the fabric
of society and like the world which fall apart.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Or maybe pedophiles would just go to jail and other
people would fill the Wait what list are you talking about? Wait?
What listen are you talking? I was telling you about
a list of the Fortune five hundred Fortune five hundred companies.
Ironically I was talking about the same list. Oh weird.
A lot of crossover between our lists.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
And I do just want to start like being like, yeah,
I saw the list, and like just talk about different
lists like that was on the list, but list doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
List doesn't exist. My wife swears it was on the fridge,
but there's no wife told her, yeah, she was like,
I gave you the grocery this to what that list
does not exist?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
All right, I showed it to you this morning. I
gave it to you for you left.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Here's radio proof of you saying you have possession of
the list. I know, I have no idea what you're
talking about.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
You want it with your non dominant hand, doesn't count.
That doesn't count at all. Hey, look, anybody could have
written that list, But if.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
You wrote that list an auto pen, it doesn't even count.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Have you not thought about the damage that could come
from releasing this list?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Big damage to you?

Speaker 3 (38:57):
No, I'm talking about the groceries. Obviously, if people knew
we were coming to buy onions, they might take all
the onions.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
There's no list? Then, where, idiot, where.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
We still talking about this guy?

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Why are we talking about the list? You guys sound crazy?
Did you not see how kooky I was on the
with the soccer team?

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Come man, I'm just a normal guy. Chelsea, let's go.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
I love The one American guy behind him was like,
why the fuck is he on Stade? Chelsea? Fuck club? Right?
That's what FC stands? Uh?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
No, I mean, what is it? Foot football? Football?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Just fuck club? I seen my golf list of golfs.
That's what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Yeah, well I have the list, but I won't show
you the list yet. I've shown Robert the list Robert
has on his desk, Robert will release.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Everybody in the gravy gangs see the list. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Actually, if you hit up Robert Barbosa at Robert Robosa's
zero three, be like, Robert, please show us the list,
and Robert will show you the list, but you have
to tweet him on x at Robert Barbosas zero three.
Robert has the list, but.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
It doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
But like, if you were going to ask somebody to
release the list, you would have to ask Robert to
release the list. So we're not saying to do that,
but if you did do that at Robert.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
By roses zere three release the list, you won't get
anybody else.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, well then you just gotta play dumb. That list
doesn't exist. I was talking about the idea of a
list being on my I had the concept of a
list that is that is like I.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Love that there's no human list currently sitting in jail
for being the partner of the person behind the list
that we could probably talk.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
To, And there's no list like person that knew the
list and maybe compiled the list that like would have
like off themselves because like there was no list, Like
why would you offer yourself if there was no list.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I mean, the list definitely didn't work for the Central
List Agency either.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Sometimes though, like it does make me happy when like.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
This does.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
This whole situation doesn't make me happy, but like when
everybody sort of collectively comes together like hey, we're all
calm bullshit on this, like everybody everywhere.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I was like nah, and then.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
And then.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
Something's fucked up here guys, and whole scenario and you,
guys wonder why we don't like governments. Look over there,
you're just a conspiracy theorist.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Don't give into these and everybody on every side like,
let's just not talk about it.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
There's other more important things like what like what guys,
do you see me with the soccer team that was Sometimes.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
You see the world, like the Internet come together and
you're like, all right, we're gonna be fine. We're gonna
be fine. Guys, we're not, but right now it feels
like we're gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
I mean, like I always say, nothing will change for
me and you. Yeah, the only people that get affected
by these things are above a certain tax bracket that
I know I'll never be in.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
And people that just really care too much about stuff
that yes, it can't affect you, but it largely will
not affect a lot of other people. But bad and
fucked up. It's very fucked up these lists, of course,
or non existent existent lists, right, And we should release
the list of lists that we would like to see

(42:06):
released power ranking lists, and then we'll put them all
but like we release them and then we just grocery
batting order.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Release them and we blow them all out, and then
we say, Robert actually has the list. Still make people
vote on it, but every answer are redacted. Santa's list,
that's a good list. Wait, two lists and the naughty
Oh yeah, yeah, naughty redacted. I would love to unredact it.
I'm on the nice list. Can't redact?

Speaker 3 (42:34):
You know, if we could get Santa's Natilist released, I
bet there is definitely crossover.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
On the two lists, Oh for sure.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
So like we would just have to go through everybody
who's on the nty list, which is a lot.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
More most people on the Naughty list, more people probably
would be than not. It's like Robert's not Robert's not. Well,
I don't know, he didn't hate dogs. I don't hate dogs.
You're on the NTY list. Out about that. You're definitely
on the Natty List. You're definitely the nyeilist. You hate dogs.
Had that go out? Uh great?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
No, no, no, I mean like it wasn't the poison,
The dog wasn't bad. I was definitely glad when the
dog was no longer at our place.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
I'm gonna sneak in and just sprinkle dog hair around
his house.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
That was part of the issue that there was dog here.
I got some of my mouth, and I'm like, as
soon as the dog left, like I'm doing laundry, everything's
everything's going in the wash, get the dog hair out.
I'm gonna vacuum up this this autumn that we had
that it was on.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Yeah, well, every time I made a dog I ended
up getting dog hair in my mouth, and eventually one
of the one bit of it's gonna get on my
left and then it just happened.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
And sometimes you find dog hair on clothes and stuff
and you're like, hey, got that dog. It liked me
so much more than than he likes Sam. Yeah, because
you won't just love to stand it. It's dogs want love,
crave love, and you're the one thing that they want
the love from because you're not giving them the love.
Like I'm a dog. Why don't you love me?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
You'll never have to touch it. Always wanted to play
with me. You're a fun guy, Robert, excuse us for
liking you, dude, geez, every dog is like I can
change him, right, I'm a dog.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
I got like, like, can you imagine that? You're like
the happiest thing on earth always? And then you come
across Robert and you're like, what's up, buddy?

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Hey? Robert's like hey, they're confused by you. They're like
everybody else I've ever met was happy to see me
in this guy just like yeah, you're like when somebody
comes acrossing a curveball picture, like, how the fuck is
it doing this? I'm a dog. You should be throwing
strikes here.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
We had a dog gate and I put it like
in the living room so I could like lay on
the couch without it coming up.

Speaker 3 (44:48):
You buy a dog gate to watch a dog? No, No,
it was brought with that. That would be such a
Robert birth too. But the rest of the barrier, the
rest of the house was open. Sam was in the office, like,
all the other doors were open, so I could have
gone anywhere else. But I said, you guys, the picture
it was like underneath the dog, Like, come on.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
I picture when they showed up to get the dog.
Robert didn't even let them inside. He just threw the
dog out the front like DJ Jazzy Jeff from the Fresh.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Yeah, let me know when the dog's here, And he
just had it tied up to the doorknob or something.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Just launched it out the front door.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Bye, take it, get it out of here.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
The dog was finally always playing with me. Now, okay,
sure the door slams. What the fuck? Go on? Get
we don't want you here. Surprise, Robert wasn't wearing a
hazmat suit in his house every day.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
I could see that too. Or like idea, you can
get one of those claws and you just interacted the
dog with the claw.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
I have.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I got a claw for like a gag gift two
Christmases ago. And I've been watching my kid and she
like said, she's at the point where she can just
grab everything and pull. If it's on the table, she's
gonna walk up to it and pull it off the table.
And now I just use the clawback. Nopeink eoink. I'm
really good of it, really good of it. I can
grab ball, I can grab any book, I grab any

(46:08):
any shape.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I got it, remote cloth thing.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Oh damn, remote remotes are in a fucking drawer, buddy,
She fucking takes the remotes immediately. Wait, why can't I
change the thing? Why can't I change thing? I got
a fake remote. She knows, she knows the fake remote
should velcrow it to the table. No, it goes right
in the drawer, which is baby locked. But then when
you want to change the channel, then I.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Can open that.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
I can open it.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
A hassle, yeah, unless they're napping on you, and then
you gotta like kind of bury it. See that's the
thing with kids, though. You gotta do with the hassle
early on, and then you get free labor for a while.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
That's what I'm like. Just remind ussel of that.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
Remember the second you're able to go one, grab daddy
a beer, and she does it, you're gonna feel such
a swell of pride.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
She did the other day, which I you know, I
teared up a little bit. She went into my room,
a little office room. It's got a bunch of giant
stuff in there. She went right to the eli helmet
and like put her hand on it, and I was like, yes,
Eli Manning, Eli Manning, Hero Hero. I have a little
Eli fathead on my mini fridge and she went over
and pointed at that. I was like, yes, Eli Manning,

(47:12):
you get this. And then I have one of those
like chains that's got the little like foam giants leg
on it people wear to games. And she went and
was patting at that, and I was like, giants, Eli Manning, giants,
you get this. And I was like, I think she's
coming around with this, and she pulled She tries to
pull the books off the shelf. First book she pulled
down was a Manning's book about all three of the Mannings.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
And I was like, oh, I can't wait till she's
like fifteen and she's angry at him. It's NFL Sunday
and he's on the couch. She just walks behind him,
goes go birds. She won't do this, she'd be kicked
out a mass I will drop you off at a
fire station. No, you know, fifteen year old girls are moody, dude.
I'm just saying, prepare for it. Don't you dare? Don't

(47:53):
you dare? Birds? Is that like your biggest fear that
she marries like an Eagles fan. She won't it happens,
she won't. She will not.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
But yeah, that's me talking about my kid. Also back
this week is Staring. Staring's back. My entire TikTok algorithm
is talking about the gen z stare, which Robert your
gin z right.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No blognia millennial, you are millennial, you're tailing millennial. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
The gen z stare is, I guess just when you
go to like you're not when they look at you
for saying something stupid but being like what it's when
you're trying to just interact with gen z at like
somebody that's working and you're like, hey, can you take
my order and they just look up at you, like,
h just a blank stare, deadpan look at you and
don't say anything. It's because like they don't know how

(48:41):
to like talk to people in the real world. A
lot of Yeah, So like if you look at a
restaurant you're ordering your food like in line, instead of
saying next, they'll just be quiet, I can take the
next customer. They're just like they'll just stare and expect
you to go up to them, and then sometimes comes
to like not all of them, but some of them
act like you're putting them out by like asking and
be like, I don't know, is it my turn to

(49:01):
check out? Do you do you want my You're not
gonna say.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Okay, cool, how how do I pay for this?

Speaker 3 (49:08):
But that's just been spying your money that's been spun
by them as like no, no, no, no, people just coming
for us. That we look at you when you say
dumb ship to us and we have noid like we're
not we know sometimes you just say things and we're
just flabbergrass that you say those things like not if
you're like working and I'm trying to just check out
at a store like that's not.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
As if them stay every time they said dumb shit,
we would just never be able to have a conversation.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Mm hmmm hmm.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
Diva the gen Z, I don't know. I fuck did
you just call me?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
I hate this very like this part of TikTok where
it's just generations fighting and then they'll be like, yo,
all right, I asked somebody from gen X, what y'all
don't to understand blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I don't really care, man, Like we all have different
perspectives and I absolutely get that, but like, don't deny
that it happens. Gen Z stare does that. Like when
they were like millennial pause, that's the thing you guys
all pall and you start a video before you start talking.
I was like, you know what, you're right, we do
do that.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, because we're making sure the video is recording. And
we also didn't like jump cuts.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
We were editing videos and now that's the thing we
don't have, like I can adjust, but like the millennia
pause is a real thing. We were like, no, we
do the millennia pause because you guys are idiots that
don't understand video, like just sometimes.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
You know the generator that literally grew up with it. Yeah,
we do do that. Guy, you guys stand on our
shoulders and pretend you're tall fucking nine to eleven. Nine
to eleven, Bro, you don't fucking know shit about nine
to eleven. You still stand by my take that if
you aren't old enough to remember nine to eleven, you
shouldn't be allowed to vote. And I fully understand that

(50:43):
means the voting about twenty years, we're getting there. I
don't think they should be allowed to vote. That's just
my stance. I understand it's unpopular.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Always Sunny said it.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I don't think they've heard.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
We said, never forget these people forgetting what if.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
They had to go through they missed TikTok for Ford COVID.
We all went through COVID.

Speaker 3 (51:03):
TikTok was also like four hours.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
I think too. Yeah, like he's, well, then don't go
through ship.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Millennials as a millennial, so I'm biased, but like we
were the last group that had the the no technology everything, and.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Then we had the last good childhood.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
We had like dial up internet and that was our technology,
and there were like we also like figured out like
oh I can edit videos on my phone now, this
is cool, So like we could help our parents do
all of that, and then we could also like figure
it out on ourselves as well. And then we also
like there's other things that we have to figure out.
But like with technology, like we know pre and post
like instant internet, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
We were the last generation that had to like have
patients growing up. Remember trying to download a picture as
a kid, and it literally from top to bottom would
just slowly download a quarter of an inch at a
fucking time.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Was like fucking come on, at the chest or at.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
The chest bigger. I need this to download, then I
need to print it all without making enough noise.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
To wake up my back, Yes, which not possible at
all with those parents.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Why are you asking questions?

Speaker 3 (52:13):
I had a long paper I had to type.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Mom, computer's going slow? Why fucking who knows?

Speaker 3 (52:19):
It's definitely not all of the albums I downloaded on LimeWire.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
It's definitely not that I'm downloading more videos. Well, mom,
were you looking up things on Google? What don't fucking
do that? You must? Mom? You probably clicked on an email.
You were opening those chain mails? Weren't you chain emails? Right?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
You don't If you know those to forty people, you're
gonna have bad luck.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Great, mom, Now I can't download porn because you put
a virus on the computer. Thanks. That's another the family computer,
having one computer, one screen in the home.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, and everybody knew how to use it. Now you're like, Pat,
can I borrow your laptop?

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Where the fuck do I go to? Where do I
find picture? Where? Over those for Apple? I don't know
that one.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Just figure it out. I can't.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I don't understand this. Yeah, Now I have two computers.
That are just mine. I have my work one and
my not work one. Ooh you fancy, I know. But
like used to just be like, well we have the one.
Do all of your shit on that. We don't have
that program. Sorry, you gotta do word. You gotta go
next door to Miss Jeannette's house. Misjanette has Microsoft Word.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
All right, if it went from anybody. Nobody owns a
printer anymore. Yeah, which I kind of like because we
all just steal from work. It's because nobody has a
home computer anymore. Robert.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Robert texted me today before you came to say, hey,
are you breed your work computer? I was like, yeah,
what's up? He's like, I was gonna see if you
could print something from it. I was like, yeah, absolutely, dude,
I got you. Like, I just treat this like you
need ninety copies. Don't give a fuck. Let's go. I
think they don't pay us enough to where they can
bitch at us about ink. If we were getting paid
six figures, I might be a little bit. I could

(53:58):
buy my own printer. Yeah right now, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
I probably print off a return like Amazons slip at
least once a week for somebody at work I need,
can you print it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I don't get fuck well when I'm when I work
in the morning because I get here very early, like
I am. Myself and Chili on the Morning Show are
like the guys pushing up the rock up the hill,
like we are that guy with the printer in this
building because there's one printer that works, and it's like, uh, sorry,
we don't have any ink, and like we found out

(54:30):
where the ink is. We can change all the cartridges.
I can change the toner now I've youtubed shit. I
know how to run I know how to run this printer.
I'm not gonna I don't tell anybody else outside the
Morning that, But it's like I know how to run
the printer only because I have to use it, and
then I get really mad if I can't, and you
can't be like, hey, somebody get in here at four
am and figure out how to use this printer.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
It's a key office skill.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Just me and Chili just being like, all right, I
open that, I close that. I don't think there's a jam.
Do you think like us, they're just like two monkeys
trying to figure it out?

Speaker 1 (55:00):
All right?

Speaker 3 (55:01):
I closed, I unplugged it. I plugged it back in.
Now you try pulling the paper without ripping it. Now, okay,
cool toner, it's toner, all right, Toner's over here. I
think let's sub this toner in. Now we're just gonna
have blue ink and everything printing blue in.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
It's like the dust. I think that makes it. I
don't know. I know how to change it. Replace the
toner tube. It's a tube. It's a twist to shove
that in there.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
You have to make sure there's like yeah, because it's
like you have black Toner, you have yellow Toner, you
have the magenta Toner. But the cartridges I think for
big printers, maybe it uses that.

Speaker 1 (55:32):
I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Again, my fixing a computer or a printer is just
figure that out. But yeah, people just don't have home
printers and I do, but I can't ever connect it
to mine. My wife runs a printing business.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Every printer now is bluetooth, but like will never connect.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Yeah, it's like, oh, did you try that?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Now? Did you open your bluetooth? Yes, and it's not
fucking there. Yeah, Well, how do you know? Because there's
one printer and it's always low.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
On stuff because that's the only thing you print everything on.
And my wife prints for like another business, so like
she prints a lot of shit. So I'm like, all right, cool,
we just talked about printers for five minutes. Sorry, guys,
So staring is back. The gen z staares the thing.
We're not shitting on you, but we just just say like,

(56:19):
you do it sometimes.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
All right, so you do it. Yeah, don't act like
you're better than me. I'm better than you, but you
know better than me. It's pretty much what I'm saying.
All right.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Last come back kid I had is tattoos.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
You're in the clock, dude, before it tic tick Tessa
g got a fucking past the gravy tattoo.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
I don't know if you guys noticed. The cool thing
about it is this PTG Gravy gang And that's my handwriting.
A big deal where somebodybody's got my handwriting on.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Oh I thought the tattoo artist just sucked.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
No, it's my sh She was like, hey, well you
write PTG Gravy Gang on a piece of paper that
said it to me and I was like, yes, hey,
that's my hand I wrote that. But now we got David,
we got Tessa.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
And Pat.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
Two years behind on paying up a bet. We're doing
it next Tuesday. Tuesday, all right, next Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
I have no plans after five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Next week on the podcast, Pat and I should both
have tattoos.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
All you gotta do is figure out where we're going,
plan the whole thing, and leave the rest of me.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Okay, I can do that. I can do that.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I will show up with my money.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
There we go, all right, tattoos and if.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Not, it'll be Tattuesday.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
There you go, and if not, then we're gonna have
to get Pat more shit. All right, but congrats to
testa g gravy gang for life. Now once once you
got anked up, she's like second in charge after David,
who got the first one, so that David's head head
gravy ganger, she's second in charge.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
I was thinking about it. It will be really funny if, like,
after all this time of not taking care of my
body and not going the doctor and never getting sick,
if like this tattoo gets infected and gets me really
sick and that's what takes me down. No, like, it
won't be fun. We're going to like a real tattoo,
I know, but like, no, nothing against them it'll be
my fault for not properly caring for the tattoo. But

(58:19):
it'll be funny if it's not like actual getting sick
or something like that, or a heart disease, which I
probably have. If it's a fucking tattoo, that takes me down.
The biggest pay me ask about tattoos is like, can't
I just get smoking to me? Like I want to
go somewhere randomly, Like maybe maybe I'm just lazy. It's
like I don't want to go stand somewhere or sit
somewhere for however many hours or whatever. My biggest fear

(58:40):
is when we're gonna show up and it's gonna be
someone that like, all right, we've got three people in
front of you. Ah, I don't want to wait.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Dud, just go to another one. Yeah, we're not going where.
We gotta give them to design anything. We're going to
like I want this and you do this.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
You know the letters P, T and G slap them together.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I'm gonna get the logo.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Look, that's what I was thinking too.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Everybody else got the logo.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
Okay, we're on logo. You on my.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Handwriting, I can write pizza.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
You gave you ink for you. I'm good.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Make Robert dry.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I'm gonna get the microphone write on my butt cheek,
do it? No, I sit down too much.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
It doesn't hurt that bad. No, I know somebody with
a butt tattoo.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
But like also, like, don't you need to like cover
it and wrap it up when you're in the shower.
I gotta do somewhere eat like. That's why I think
I'm going to thigh right above the knee so that
when it's time to shower, I can just surram wrap
my leg right there. There you go.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Yeah, it's gonna be just gonna make sure you clean
it and keep it like put the ointment that they'll
tell you, yeah, for X amount of days, and then
it scratches, like some of it scratches off.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Then you get to go. I can't go in for
don't get me wrong. It's gonna be blurry in like
three weeks. No, probably not. I'll fuck it up somehow,
probably not. That's what I do. They got good technology
these days for tattoos, as long as you're not like
in prison. The only thing I'm worried about is like
I should be able to I understand it's tattoo it's
not that bad. I'm worried, like needle's gonna hit my skin.

(01:00:02):
I'm mixed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:05):
I'm gonna just take a shot before we go in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
That I can go. I'm very good, very good at that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
But tattoos they're back this week, all right, you know,
I was back to the past. Gave merchan store past
the gravy. Merched a calm shout out to alex O
and ray Mundo. I saw that they got their flags.
Alex O got a hat. Two you can get the
snapback hats. We got the golf rope pat which is
dope too. We have the PTG flags. Obviously, go get

(01:00:34):
your big flag. They looked good look good quality flags
and you can rep them wherever you gay, wherever you go.
We just gotta get somebody with a boat to start
putting it, like flying it like it's their pirate flag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
That would be cool. Oh yeah, that should We should
make a pirate flag PTG one.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
But instead bones its microphones exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
That's exactly what I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Yeah, I like that idea, or figure that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Out, or maybe it's the microphone and then the head
of the microphone is a goal with other little microphoness.
I don't like that. I don't hate that idea undercover
pirate fly. Yeah, we got all kinds of different passing
gavy hats. You got sticker packs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
We got the It's April full sumwhere shirt, the regular
logo shirt, our PTG icy shirts. Uh, don't forget the
PTG shorts are in the store. I saw Ashley got
the PTG TV logo. PTG TV Pretty cool, pretty cool
little logo over there, So go check it out. Get
any pass to gave you merch, send us a picture
of you wearing it, repping it, and we will use
you as a gravy day photo. We appreciate you guys

(01:01:31):
repping the podcast. And again we don't ever ask you
guys for money for no reason. If you want to
support the pod, you can go get some cool shit
and it helps us keep the lights on, helps us
keep some stuff going here, and it gives you something
in return for It's not ever just a donation or
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of the Not Cool segment Not cool man, all right,

(01:02:03):
if you got to not Cool, basically we get to
just bitch about anything we want and This is the
segment we do that you hit us up on X.
We're at Past the Gray Pod, use the hashtag PTG
not cool and try and sum up what you're griping
about in three four sentences, Max, And you know, be
be as generic about it. If somebody doesn't know who
you are, they can understand your your gripes. And we're

(01:02:25):
gonna pick a couple of yours each week to read
and then share our not cools. Our first not cool
is from alex Oh Past the Gravy Flag Buyer. He
says he's at Alex mc thunder one on X and
he says he's not cool. Is people leaving used razor
blades in the sinks at the gym?

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Come on, man, what the fuck? Who would Well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
I guess you just had like the one off razor
and you're shaving before work.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
I don't understand like the just like lack of like
basic like hygiene, uh like cleaning up after yourself. It's
like I wouldn't just leave my toothbrush there at a gym.
I wouldn't just fucking leave all my ship there, Like
why what makes you think that? Like leaving raise it?
If it's like one time. But if you're finding multiple
razors and ship like that, Like, what are you guys doing?

(01:03:15):
You're doing a shaved cloth one let's leave it here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Also, who's doing the just one blade anymore? Yeah, like
your psycho, if you're doing it, better be the barber,
Like flip open one blade and that's fancy. And you
don't straight razor. That's what I'm thinking of. This is
just who raised you? Yeah, not anybody good. I guess. Hey,

(01:03:39):
I'm gonna leave this sharp, dangerous thing in this thing
for somebody else to pick up. You're a fucking say.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
This is the same people like just like ship and
just don't flush the toilets and stuff like that, Like
that's the same kind.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Of don't return their cards. Definitely don't return their cards.
After they wash their hands and dry them off with
the disposable towel, they just throw that towel on the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
They don't they don't wash the hands.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
All that's probably true. Sistards, animal behavior, animal behavior, send
them to fucking jail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Yeah, I know, it's a solid not cool dude, And
now I get and like especially like if you like
shave and then you don't clean up the sink that
you shaved in. Like that's a big note, I said,
I mean, I know you you're with that on pilot
hair guy on the floor for a couple of months,
but like, yeah, well, if you're in a public place,
you would have cleaned that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Guess what, zero piles of hair since I started shaving
my head. There you go. I found a loophole.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Found a loophole, perfect loophole. But yeah, that's a solid
not cool Alex.

Speaker 1 (01:04:29):
So I forgot. I used to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
We would just check every week. You're like, uh, six weeks,
hair's still on the ground.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
There.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Mikey paul As is not cool. Next he's at It's
just Mikey p on X and he says he's not cool.
Is getting pulled over for having a head light out.
That's one of those where were like, I know it's out,
I'm gonna get it fixed, and then you just hope
that you don't get pulled over, and sometimes you gamble
and you lose.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
It was like the time I said when I was
like nineteen driving home, I got pulled over for that.
It was like eleven thirty, I'm going home from work.
The cop was like, all right, I just get it
fixed months later, exact same cop, exact same spot. God
damn you say. It was like, I was, yeah, you
pulled me over for this a month ago right here,
And he was like, why would you tell me that?

(01:05:16):
And I was like, well, if I can reach in
my center console real quick, I can show you I
did replace it. I'm missing one bowl out of this
set right here. It just didn't take the other one. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean most of the time cops are
cool about but like if they give you a ticket
for that, like come on, man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
I think he did say he ended up getting a warning,
but like getting pulled over in the first place, but
you're just scared, like, which is like there's never an
age where you're like not like do I have drugs
in the car? Like like I don't have drugs in
the car, but like do I have drugs in the car?

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Now?

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Do I have an open container? Like why would I
have an open container? I don't ever have an open
gaining but like maybe I do now I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Yeah. More so with to me, I'm like, fuck, do
I have an empty rolling around on somewhere here? Let's
just move this other trash on top of that here.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Here you go, officer done.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
That's yeah, dude, that does suck, but I'm glad you
only got a warning on there. Yeah, get that ship fixed.
Can I go first? Yes? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
All right, So Pat, I don't think you can have
any more birthdays. I'm fine with that after what happened
last week.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
I don't think you can have any more birthdays. What
happened last week, Oh well, of your.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Birth sweed by the Guardians who were coming in with
a ten game losing streak. And then that same I
can't remember that same day or like the next day,
but it was Jake Myers is getting injured reinjured after
going out, and there was something else.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
That's our training staff though you can't blame that one on.
But it was on your birthday. That's true birthday fault.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
And then like there was something else that I can't remember,
but another bad thing happened your birthday, and I'm just like, Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I'm fine with not celebrating my birthday anymore. I don't
do it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
Now anyway, it's not good for me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
I'm cool with that. Dude. I think this is a
swell idea.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
So you're thinking you wanted to die before his next.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
I'm cool with that. It seems like a swell idea.
No more bills? What okay? So what would have if
I died in the middle of a lease? Oh does
like my next of kin? Are they on the hook?
I do not know the answer to that. I would
assume no, I would think not. But also everything sucks

(01:07:25):
now with my landlord would collect? She would absolutely collect.
But yeah, I'm I'm I'm down with this idea. I
don't celebrate my birthday anyway. I've said it many times.
After twenty four as a dude, it's like, what are
you doing? It's just it's get a break on rental cars?
What in twenty five year break on rental cars and insurance?

(01:07:46):
But yeah, really, after you're like twenty one, like what
I have? Like as a do women celebrate your birthday
every year? As a dude, you're just like if you're
making a show, like, dude, we're playing a party for
my birthday? You are thirty five years old. No, I'm there.
I feel like I've we've gone over it. We always
go over to this, like randomly when it'll come up.

Speaker 3 (01:08:03):
But like, I don't have a problem with you like
celebrating your birthday, Like when you're like, oh, like if
my birthday's on a Saturday, hey, Like what if we
went out and like it was under the like hey,
it's Pat's birthday, Like let's go out to the horse
track for this reason, Like it's a reason to get
to get the.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Horse track is already happening, right, but it's like we
can meet a neutral location.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
Hey, I'm gonna have some people over for Pat's birthday.
Pat's having people over for his birthday. That's fine when
you do like the whole like, come on, man, you
can't just give me my coffee this morning. It's my birthday.
I'm like no, now, I'm not. Now, I'm going to
make sure I don't give you coffee when you try
and like like dude, I like you did the least
amount of work on your birthday. Ever, it's your mom.

(01:08:42):
I should be shot out, Like yo, your mom should
get free shit. You shouldn't get anything. You just didn't die.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Like one of our servers Monday was his birthday. I
had no idea until like we were all closed. We
watch the end of the Home Run derby. We're all
stayed up to leave. One of the other guys was like, oh, yeah,
by the way, happy birthday. I was like, oh, it
was your birthday, make a deal of it, free lunch tomorrow.
I was playing lunch for your birthday there with.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
My friend last night.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
He was like, yeah, like I left earlier from work.
I maybe it's my birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
But I also wasn't feeling great, so I just kind
of was like whatever, I'm gonna say I'm not feeling
good and go home. And I was like, Oh, it's
your birthday and happy birthday, like that was always said
of it, people like you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Do take off your birthday. I'm gonna make somebody else
work extra.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah, so I can go fucking it's fucking Wednesday, Like, yeah,
so I can watch fucking cartoons.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
What am I gonna do? If I didn't go into work,
I probably would not have gotten out of bed until
five pm? Yeah, all right. No, birthdays are a cool thing,
and like everybody has the right to celebrate their birthday.
It's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Like when you're like an adult, forty year old person
trying to celebrate a birthday month, Yeah, that is my
fifth birthday get together we've had with friends one. You
have too many friends at this age at that point,
like you should have.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
You're gonna get fifteen people and go out to dinner,
You're fucking annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
Right, And if you had a bunch of different ones
where like they're all paying and you're like, you're just
trying free shit, and now you're the mooch in the group.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I don't even like ask my friends to like get
me a bout. I don't want if I like, I
think the last time I went out on my birthday,
it just so happened to me and my buddy went
out to get a beer. I didn't even have him
buy me. He didn't buy me him drink.

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Even that that's the easiest way I got this guy's drink,
Like done, Hey, put his tab on my tap?

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Cool done. Like I guess the close thing I did
yesterday me and my friend on the way home from work.
We got some beers. I bought us some Yeager bombs.
He bought me a caesadilla.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
It's like kid's birthday parties, though, like once you have
a kid, then you're like, I have to go to
these other kids' birthday parties, So then they go to
my kid's birthday party. So then you just hop on
that it's like, once you get me a gift, then
I have to get you a gift. And I don't
want to get you a gift. So I think we
should just be like, hey, happy birthday, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
I did.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I said happy birthday apparently three times last week.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
I was like, but there we go. I did get
really sad the other day because I realized when it
was like two weeks ago I went to my best
friend's nephew's third birthday, and then like two days later,
I looked over and I realized I had forgotten the
goodie bag in my car. So it was just like
melted Snickers and star sunkit start Starburst Starburst. Yeah, but Robert,

(01:11:11):
I'm fine with this. I think this is a swell idea.
We will put it into effect. I agree because I
think next year I'm gonna be working anyway. I think
it's a Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
I also like when you're like when it's not a
parent and they're like, uh so, what which one are
we celebrating this time? Looka thirty three again, that's what
five years in a row?

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Okay, actually sick. Next year it's a Saturday. So yeah,
I definitely won't do anything. See like my birthday was
on a Saturday this year, and it was like, Hey,
I'm gonna go to this thing this weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Do you guys want to come up to this. We
can make it like a weekend out of it. And
it was like not Alex's birthday weekend. But the reason
we got together was like we could say it's for
Alex's birthday. Well, I was like, I don't give a
fuck if you guys go, we don't have to celebrate
me at all. I just want to hang at the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
That actually reminded me, and this week.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Saturday would be like a perfect time to be like,
let's go do a thinger Pad's birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. The next year, we
should do something my birthday. I should get to do
exactly what I want to do all the time, which is,
by the way, good not cool. Robert the lead right
into one of mine. I got home after we did
the podcast, all I wanted to do was watch the
Mastros watching baseball. All of a sudden, I'm hearing fucking
yelling at me everything you need to come in here.
I'm like, I'm fucking no. I had to go in

(01:12:19):
there and then stand there in my kitchen while they
sang Happy Birthday to me, and I was a cool
ice cream cake. I'll eat them later. And then also
we just do it in the fridge or the freezer
and didn't cover it. So then by the next day
it was all just stale.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
But stale cake is still good cake.

Speaker 1 (01:12:35):
It's i'll tell you this, incredibly hard to cut through
that thought out for a little bit. Not doing that,
I just like, literally I thought I didn't even take
it out of the freezer. I was trying to cut
it in the freezer and just like forcing the break down. Yeah,
that sucked. I did to do that for the catering

(01:12:58):
company right that it would be like the fro and brownies,
and I just had to add the big like blade
thing and just use all of your might to try
and just it's fun to do though with that giant blade.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
It is the beginning, and then you're like, I am
fucking tired.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
You start your like forearms getting sore.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
When you had to do six hundred of them, You're like,
what the fuck is this?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Yeah, but so that sucked. What else did I write down?
I don't know if you know this. When you drink
hot tea. The first sip fucking really hot. Oh, gonna
burn your lips, and then three minutes later you're gonna
forget and you're gonna burn the roof of your mouth.
And while these thermous cups are really good at keeping

(01:13:38):
things cold, I wish they kept things less warm than
they do.

Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
Yeah, you have to take the top off to like
let it get cooler a little bit, and it's still like,
now we're pretty insulated.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Yeah, so still pretty insulated. Not even like I didn't
even burn enough to where like I burned the roof
of my mouth. It just like stung. I was like,
but I want my tea now.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
But so it was a t mode.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
So that's In the home run derby, I had Camon
Arrow to win it all plus nine to fifty, which
was very good odds. You don't know much about odds. Hey,
this is might not cool. Shut your mouth when we
talk about And he made it all the way to
the finals and was doing really well and then some
little bitch, little fucking kid decides to run out to

(01:14:19):
the wall and jump up and rob him of a
home run. Now, I'll be honest with you, Robert, I
assume that home runs still counted. I don't know, Okay,
good and that was cool by the kid. I threatened
that kids into life no less than seven times in
the next forty five seconds. I was sitting next to
my coworkers and they were just laughing as I'm screaming
at the TV that this little fucking kid, he fucked
up the mojo. He would have beat cal Raley. Mojo

(01:14:42):
was gone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
No, no, he was gonna beat calra No.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
That was fun getting to say big Dumper go poo
poo every time he hit home run. Though. It's still
my favorite thing in sports right now. So that's my
last one. Is just exis essential dread. Like you would
think that when you get one day off of baseball
in the middle of the long season, you're like, Okay,
I have one day where I no, I just want
to go home and gamble on baseball and I can't
do it. There's no sports today. I've liked the little reset,

(01:15:07):
I know, the Diamo play today. Like I said, there's
no sports today, and it's just awful. It's the worst
day of the year is the day after the All
Star Game, because there's just nothing. I disagree. Well, good for.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
You, yeah, but like, I feel like for me, it's
even worse because there's nothing for me tomorrow today.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
Once a week on the ashows off day. You have
this anyway, once a week. I'm watching all of the
baseball all year long. I don't have a day off,
but I don't like having a day.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
What I'm saying is that I haven't had baseball since Friday,
No since Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
Yeah, but you're used to once a week not having baseball.
You know what this is. This is vacant BA, this
is vacation from baseball. I'm not a vacation now. It's
gonna be five days now. It's kind of tough for you.
This is a baseball vacation. And I don't do vacations.
I'm a grinder. I'm out here every day just showing
up and showing out. I got no way to show

(01:16:05):
out today.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
I don't got I'm on vacation, say podcast, I'm here
grinding out of pod so I do. Pod doesn't sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
So yeah, I was just I was just sad today
because I woke up and I was like, could I play? Oh,
there's no games. I don't even have any lines. I
don't know what to do when I get.

Speaker 3 (01:16:20):
Home, watch the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
I should Honestly, what I should do is just go
straight to bed and try and get like fifteen hours,
get the most sleep you've ever had. Yeah, but then
I'll probably still just end up staring at my ceiling
til three am.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
Watch an old baseball game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I'm gonna go home and watch Josh Hamilton two thousand
and eight home run derby. There, I'm just gonna watch
some dingers, watch the s just fiending me. Maybe maybe
I just use it as a highlight night, watch a
bunch of Packers highlights to get ready for the football season.
I've been doing that, do you guys? See you guys
see Jackson Dart on the boat. Now, look he was
for the dry weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
He just fucking rows a fucking dot to the guy
on a jet ski who didn't catch it, but he
fucking hit him right there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
He threw the He threw a fucking dot. Hey remember
the last time a bunch of giants.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Were on a boat, not in front of the boat,
and they weren't playing ball. He was he was obviously
hunting his craft on the boat. But I saw that.
I was like, oh, we're fucking saved. It's it's that
that I'm still at that point in the Obviously it
was like, oh, fucking Jackson Dart's gonna save everybody. Dana
Jones never did that start. No, I mean after that highlight,

(01:17:30):
I would start him. I think Russell Wilson does start.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Oh yeah, I keep forgetting you guys everything you traded. Uh,
Russell Wilson revenge tour. Mhmm. You just can't the problem
with Russell Wilson you can't get excited about him as
a quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Yeah, but I'm excited that we have Jackson Dart and
waiting in the wings.

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Now. I will say this week one or we two,
he's gonna throw a gorgeous fifty yard arc down the
field to mylike Neighbors. That's gonna look beautiful, and that'll
be his highlight of the That's the thing about my
Malik Neighbors. This guy gets the ball near him, and
Russell Wilson throws a great deep ball.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
If Molik Neighbors was on that jet ski that Jackson
darts thronto, that's a fucking catch and a touchdown that
he's just off the races.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
I might just go home and watch every single highlight
of Michael Golden. I watched that Jackson Dart highlight a
million times, Matthew. Matthew I said that. I was like,
that doesn't sound right, but I watched that Jackson video
a billion times. It's like, we got this fifty days.
We're so good, fifty days of football, fucking good. No

(01:18:27):
way the Giants are bad also, I guess, just another
little knock holes. I realized yesterday it's time to start
hurting cats and figuring out when the fantasy drafts are
gonna be fuck and then like you lock it down
in one league and then the other league is like,
let's do it during this time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
I'm like, nah, nope, I'm already in a draft.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Push it back an hour and a half. Well you
can't do it, then, yes, you fucking can. We just
need to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Do all our fantasy leagues like WNBA Fantasy League for me,
where you just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Know anybody in it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
You just fucking draft once. I can't cool.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Well, the problem with it is it's all we like
always do it after the final preseas, And isn't that
always like Memorial Day weekend or something? So half the
people my league are out of town. Like now you
can draft on your phone and shit, and it's like, dude,
it's the easiest thing in the world to do his
draft well. And one of my leagues, the winner always
gets to the side where it is next year. I
won last year. Finally, three of the guys are gonna

(01:19:17):
have kids now, so I feel like they're probably just
not gonna.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Be able to make it, make it at a very
difficult location for them to get to, and then they
lose their pick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
No, like usually we've done it in uh, like we
went up to the woodlands where one of our friends lives.
Yet mine is always just going to be, Oh, we're
doing it at my friend's house that lives by me,
like he's in the league, it's my best friend. But
they're like, where should we go? We can go do
something fun. I'm like, we're going to be a Nick's
living room. They go to Hooters. There is a Hooters
not far it's in Katie. Go to Hooters. Maybe do
a little top golf out there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Get a couple of bush lights going.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
Dude, there's trust me, there's going to be so many
bush lights for the farmer's baby. Might have to do
a wizard staff for the draft. All right, what do
you got because you're talking about baseball? Very small not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Was that I thought that the Tampa Bay Rays ruined
the jerseys last night. Everybody had the grays and then
they were like, we're gonna wear Navies. That cut the
fuck out of here, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
I didn't even notice it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:09):
Everybody else had the grays. You get the you go,
you go, all the whites and the grays, and I
don't understand. The Rays have a gray UNI and they
both or three, all three of them went with fucking
the Navies, and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Like, what what do you what is this?

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
I like that it was an abomination, I think last
time of time. But I was like, I didn't like
the grays. I don't like them. I don't want them
to wear the grays.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
That's the whole beauty of it, that everybody has a gray.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
That's the coolest thing about baseball to me is that
like all baseball jerseys, they have a gray and a white.
The grays so just uninteresting that that's why you're the
awaitee ude.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
I will say. When I was watching the home run derby,
I was like, I kind of wish next year was
the first time that they went to wearing your own
jersey because for the first time in forever, I feel
like the All Star jerseys that were during the home
run derby were sound like the hats the al NL though,
where it was all like the Braves, like lowercase. They
looked so good, and I was like, you finally come
out with a good jersey. We're gonna wear them in

(01:21:01):
the game now. Yeah, just horrible planning by MLB to
finally come out with good jerseys when they say, fuck it,
we're not doing them anymore. Oh know, It's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
The Truest Park is like a thing now because I
remember when Turner Field was brand new, and it was
like that wasn't that long ago. They just had Turner
Field for like ten years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
I've definitely hit the age where I just I can't
remember venue names anymore. Truest Park, what stadium is it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:27):
Braves Brave Stadium?

Speaker 1 (01:21:30):
All right, Like it's just Brave Stadium. It's still minute
made half the time. For me, I'm going, yeah, I'm
getting used to dyke in faster than I thought I
would like. But but most of them, it's like Saint Louis.
It's I mean, I don't know if it's still Bush Stadium.
It's Bush Station Stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
Yeah, but yeah, the I thought the Ray is just
going being the only team to do that. It's like,
one you have a ballpark, you can't even fucking you'll
get the branch out on this one. You you should
actually wear Yankees grays honestly because you're the Tampa Bay Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
And you know what, then at the end we have
a swing off. It comes down to your player. Can't
hit a fucking home run to the Yankee No, no, no,
the sorry of the Tampa Bay. Yeah, you're right, yeah, yeah,
different Jersey. It comes down to him then need one
home run to tie and make Pete alongso com you
can't hit a single home run. Look, it's trash bad look,

(01:22:21):
bad move by their organization, just a trash move in general.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
My my real not cool was I was doing dishes
the other day and I cut my hand on a
cutting knife and it was right here on my finger
where it's one of those that like it just bleeds
if you touch it. And today is like did it
Sunday night? It's Wednesday recording, and it's the first day
that like, this isn't bleeding.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Whenever I've like if.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
You wash your hands. I'd open it up, it's like,
god damn it, and it would bleed so much I
could bleed through band aids, and I was just like,
this seems like it should have been a stitch, but
it didn't look deep enough for a stitch, and I'm
not gonna do that. I was just blue taping it.
I felt like I I fucking got under control. And
then I'd wake up and it bled through and I
was just like, this is bullshit. And then this morning
it didn't bleed, so we're good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
But that's a good little cut you got there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Go look cut. But it was just one of those
like minoring conveyances where like it didn't hurt anymore. It
sucked that like I'd look down and like I'd have
blood on my pants because I dinged my finger on something.
I didn't realize it was just dripping blood out at
a certain point. But that's what I get to you
for doing dishes, So I don't do dishes anymore. Expert,

(01:23:29):
I'm out of here. I'm not doing this. But yeah,
cutting the funk out of my.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Finger was I got another last minute one real quick.
I need to move that. Tuesday Okay, can we do
it Monday? We just move it one day forward, so
we're doing it even earlier. Okay, Yeah, my coworker just
asked me if we can switch next week on Monday.
I was like, oh no, yea. Then I realized, wait

(01:23:54):
a minute, it's one day earlier, that fat Monday. Yeah,
still out of mon tat day a montata mantata montata. Yep.
Now I want to get a tattoo that says mantata
mantata akuna mantata. Shouldn't it be montatu? Yeah? No, it

(01:24:16):
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
We just said I said it, and then you just
gave me the confirmation bias that that's all I needed. Like, no,
that sounds perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Great. We should walk in there and just go hey,
kuna matatu happy montata manata. He just kicks us out
of meeting.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
Look, dude, we're full.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
What do you mean you have a parent on this tattoo?
Because I'm a feeling you can't. No one else is here?
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
No, I got a lot of clients coming in, We
have reservations book solid. All right, moving on, Let's get
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Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Do just answer the question. Answer the question, answer answer,
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answer any questions. All right. Our first question this week

(01:27:09):
is from Matt Martinez, and Matt says, people talk about
third world countries and even first world countries like the US,
but what about second world countries? Who are they? I
feel like second world countries have still mostly dirt floors,
but they also have an air force, like they've got money,

(01:27:29):
it's just not being spent on infrastructure.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
First world countries obviously like US, we go probably China.

Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
Oh here's another one. If the US is willing to
invade you your second world country, We're not gonna invade
you if you're because you don't have any resources. That's
why you're a third world country.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Robert, will you look up like a list of second
world countries for me, because I feel like Canada's got
Canada screams second world country. It's like you're right by
the first masquerading as like you're like, yeah, your first
world adjacent, Like you're right there. The Mexico will be
also second world country.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Oh yeah, if you're touching America, but not America, their
second World cut right, like because you're so close to greatness,
but you can't reach our level.

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
I'm trying to think of somebody like Slovakia, second World country.
They gotta they.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Get in the World Cup occasionally mm hm. Czech Republic
probably also second World.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Poland, So it looks like there was a second World
country was being used after the Cold War, but things
like Poland, East.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Germany, all of Eastern Europe, the blocks. Yeah, Armenia, that's
a third see is Armenia on the last Robert not
from what I can see, But I don't think that's
a third they're like two and a half world country,
don't they have a still ongoing genocide. They're probably like

(01:28:50):
a one point or a three point five.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Oh yeah, I mean it's second World country, got it, Slovenia,
second World they have Lucas.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
The second world is you have a lot of you
have a lot of like made flooring, but you still
have a lot of dirt floor You make the World Cup.

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
Not all the time, but I will see in the
World Cup, and it's not weird to see an Olympian
from your country.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
The only time Americans are in your country is for tourism,
like Norway totally second one. I think it's probably just
easier to name the first world countries. You got like US, Germany, England, France, Russia,
the Scandinavian countries, Japan, Korea, China on their good days.
On their bad days, they knock back down to Australia's
second world.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
Australas gobby second.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
No, Australia is so first world, you think, so, dude,
they're so chill. They are pretty chill. They are pretty chill.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
But like Australia seems like Australia, Canada, Mexico seem like
they would hang out in the second world. Like they're
probably like the elites that like look down in the
other second world.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Coutry no see like, whereas Canada is a second world
mass grading as a first, I think is France first.
I think Australia a first masquerading as a second. They're
just like, no, we're awesome, but we're real chill about it. Yeah,
it's all right, mate, have another bab, It's all right.
Here's a kangaroo. Well, I punched a row rout in

(01:30:15):
the face last week. That's not a knife.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
Oh, that's a knife.

Speaker 1 (01:30:19):
That's a naife, right, They've got vast areas of their
continent ru third world, but they're developed in first world.
They're just chill about that.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
The Australian bush, it's just like that is bush. It's
an obviously classic it's bush.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
I mean you could probably say the same about Nevada.
The spots that are developed, very developed, the spots that aren't.
It's a fucking divis mostly like a second world state.
We just don't have anything. It's just a bombing testing ground.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
But like third world country is like malaria is wiping.

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Out people regularly there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Yeah, like ebola goes to third world gu like.

Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Diseases kill them there that we don't even take a
day off of work for here, Like polio is running rampant.
Not a lot of shoes, not a lot of shoes,
Nikes are made there. Like I just think like, like
I feel like you always talk about like people always
talk about Africa with like third world countries and it's like, well,
this republic actually was called this before, but they had

(01:31:16):
just like a civil war and now we renamed it
this thing like that like where you could just like
the entire establishment could fall.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
Like I feel like that's third.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
World, third worlds are like if a general has taken
over your country to change presidents's presidents in the last
fifty years. Third world? You know what if America gives
you aid? Third world? If America invades you? Second World?
Ooh what about Ukraine? You know they got a lot
of getty women. I'm gonna say their first world they're

(01:31:45):
in a war, gave but we didn't attack.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Them, right, We're given aid though, because.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
They're being attacked. So that's I'm just talking about, like
if a war wasn't going on.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Me out, I think Robert wanted to me asked this question,
but didn't ask you. So I'll ask you for Robert,
because he's give me that look right now, Palestine, second
or third?

Speaker 1 (01:32:05):
Four?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Robert was like, I asked that question. You can't see
him because he was off camera, but he was looking
at me like not applicable that pass.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Nobody used the same argument I used with my friends.
Can't find him on a map. Okay, that's fair. No, yeah,
so if you're really the simple question is like if
they're fucking if we're rocking Olympic gold medals like first world.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
So Russia actually not first world anymore because they got
banned from the Olympics. They're Olympic athletes of Russia.

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
Actually Russia. We're way over complicating this.

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Russia's delegated.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
You're not the first world if you don't have a
super Bowl, well we're the only first do no, But
we can't be the only first world. Sure, shit can
if you're not first or last.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
We're number one, the number one country in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Because think about it, the second best country in the world.
Still so far behind us, so far behind us.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
I mean, Olympics, you won, China's got close, so I
think it's us in China.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
I will say this. Sweden did give us nicotine pouches, though,
and that's pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:33:06):
But they scream second world country.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
They're like frozen Australia and Sweden. We just get imports
like hockey players and gorgeous blondes and Zen's like we
get those like that's what Sweden give is your second
world and fish, Swedish fish. You're right, good point, good point, aikiya.
We just your name.

Speaker 3 (01:33:28):
Your name is yes, Sweden, Robert, just name chefs, name
countries right now and I'll tell you. I'll tell you
Italy ooh second.

Speaker 1 (01:33:41):
Fuck you see that kind of breaks my everybody but
the food dude.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
But like America just took a time for it to
make it better. If you think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
That's true. We added more cheeses. Second, good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Ireland second scream second because like you want to be England,
Like England's got the infradructor, but you're like you're a
most definitely do not want to beland right, well they don't,
but they want to be like where England.

Speaker 1 (01:34:02):
Is too drunk to even try to be a first world.
Their second the second, but they're chill about second. Yeah,
potatoes and booze, that's all they need. Denmark second in
the World Cup. Off about Denmark. Denmark should be attached
to Sweden and Finland and it's on the other side
of the what do you call that a bay, a gulf?
It's attached to like continental European. I don't like that.
I feel like Denmark's in the wrong spot. So Second,

(01:34:26):
they haven't given us anything anything at all since Beowolf. Netherlands.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
Oh, second world. They're always in the World Cup, always
in the World Cup. They made it finals.

Speaker 1 (01:34:38):
Aren't Denmark in the Netherlands the exact same thing they
I'm pretty sure they are.

Speaker 3 (01:34:43):
I'm pretty sure Nelands it's just Holland.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
No, that's a city. I'm pretty sure. Denmark and the
Netherlands are just it's like saying England or Great Britain.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
No, the Netherlands are Amsterdam, Holland and something else. I
feel like they all make sense.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Danish, oh my god, they are different countries.

Speaker 3 (01:35:07):
Yeah, because you're Danish. If you're from Denmark, you're Dutch.
If you're from the Netherlands.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
I thought there was the same.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
I learned this from soccer.

Speaker 1 (01:35:14):
I also learned Macedonia still a country like two years.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
Ago, because yeah, they always play in like the Europe
the Europas and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:35:19):
No, I just found out because we have a Macedonian
girl who's a waitress.

Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
And they have a really cool flag. It looks like
Arizona's flag.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
I thought Macedonia was like ancient, like Babylon. It was
what was the last one, you said, New Zealand, New Zealand. Second,
it's like right without their hanging with Australia, they're like
the little brother of Australia. Yeah, oh is that night
we got Kiwi's Oh You Want film? A fantasy series.
He I don't know why that was British.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
Well the rings, hey, Cuca birds, Cuca rugby, jonah Lomu
because they did they did win gold and rugby.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
I think the New Zealand all blacks.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
So yeah, the Hakka. They are second world if you
win gold, if you win make medals and stuff, but
you're not like a powerhouse in winning medals. Your second
world country if like it's crazy to like when uh
in track every now and they're like this lady from
fucking Trinidad and Tobago, like it's her, She's the first
deliveryan everyre Like that's third world. Here's the thing us

(01:36:13):
we dominate all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
It's Canada third world because like New Zealand, their nie
sport is rugby and they dominate it. Canada's niche sport
is hockey. They haven't won a Stanley Cup in thirty
three years.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
Olympics, they've won gold, so like they get pass on
that and then won the NHL All Star Game. Eh,
so we have to give them a little crab. And
that's for your second world, your second world.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Okay, they're on the verge of being. They're like they're
they're so close to getting relegated.

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
They're yeah, they're like in the sick they're sitting sixteen, seventeen,
eighteen a night areas in the next fifteen years they
sitting sixteen is like totom three, get get relegated. They're
like right above relegation zone. They're tatting them right now. Yeah,
fucky tellers. All right, moving on, we got that was
a great question, Matt. I feel like we learned a
lot about geology, geography, and just world politics.

Speaker 1 (01:37:03):
Really my third grade teacher shaking her fucking head that
I don't know countries. Rob We're gonna make that one
one of the TikTok clips. That's gonna look great.

Speaker 3 (01:37:11):
And then anybody that bitch is that it's like, I
can I can hear your gin z stare.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
I can't wait for the first person to be like,
he's doing a bit swear to God. I wasn't swear
to God.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Way we're learning.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
I'm just a dumb guy.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
Sometimes if you hang around a pass you just learn
for he thinks, all right, Maggie Sneid writes in and says,
what is the worst thing to have in your pocket
when you encounter a bear?

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
The after birth of its cub. I was gonna say,
it's cub.

Speaker 3 (01:37:37):
Both are great answers. I was thinking like honey, I
was thinking food. I was thinking fish or honey would
be the easy answers, But then I think the real
answer would be something.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
Yeah, then you're gonna get ramped up bear piss like
the pheromones of a pregnant bear, because it's gonna rip
you apart just to try and fuck your pocket, and
then you're gonna get fucked and killed by a bear.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
Well, I was thinking fish or honey had to be
the answer, because like that's the most obvious answers for
like what bears like to eat, But.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
Then I was thinking salmon.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
The worst thing you could have in your pocket would
be something that smelled like fish or honey but was
not fish or honey, because then the bear is gonna
get to it and be like this isn't fucking what
I thought it was, and now you just got the
bear mad, and then you smell like fish and honey.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Still, imagine having a picnic basket in your pocket. That
would be bad. Get a fucking torn apart. It's I mean,
it's some sort of food.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
Some sort of food, but like, do you want to.
I guess fish or honey bad because like that's what
bears like, so like, oh that's what I like, but
like they have that in the wild. That might be
just like I could go get this anywhere. I could
go to the stream and get this. Like what if
you had like a pp a j and a bear
is like fuck, I could I could go for a
ppa ja.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
Bears love they love berries.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
They do love berries. I just have a pocketful of
berries the new Wendy's Tuckies sandwich. That might I don't
know where bears thought some spicy food. It's just something
that they don't have normally. They do like cocaine, and
that could be a little spicy, so it's like a
water down version of a cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I don't hate that answer.

Speaker 1 (01:39:12):
With Chinese food because even if it's just like a
tax you and eats your foot in thirty minutes, it's
gonna come back and eat the rest of you, damn.
I think Chinese food is the answer. Some kung pow chicken,
Kung powd chicken would be I would say, like a
maybe a pocket full of puke A fish scented air
freshener would be bad because then it's just like worth
my fucking fish. The answer I think actually might be

(01:39:33):
having nothing in your pocket, because if you have food,
you might be able to throw it and distract the
bear and like escape away. If you've got nothing, you
are the meal.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
Ooh great points.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
So I think nothing is the worst thing you can
have in your pocket. Yeah, I always go with something
in your pocket. If you think of my encounter, like,
you don't have a weapon, you don't have any distraction,
You just you vers as a bear. Guess what you're
gonna lose that You're lose that nine times out of ten.
Always gonna lose. Not always people survive. I want it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
And you know you can survive a bear attack. Red
before yellow you're a dead fellow. Yellow before red, you're
also dead.

Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
I mean, if it's a black bear, I like my
If it's a grizzly, I'm not even doing the play
dead and hope I can survive the seventeen deep lacerations.
I'm charging headfirst into its mouth. Just make this fucking quick.

Speaker 3 (01:40:20):
With a polar bear pat's leg, I could probably like
tap it up like yo, same same.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Saying, hey, huh, looks like we come from the same neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
And Patsy's a black bear. He just goes run in
the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
I called the forest. This is a bad part of
the forest. It's pa. Put my phone up to my ear.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
Hello, Yes, officer, these bears are harassing me.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Hey bear, who do you know around here? Why are
you supposed to be here? Do you live here? Look?
I come hiking in these woods all the time. I've
never seen you before. I pay good money to be
in these woods. All right, God, I want a bear
as a friend. Then I don't black bear. You raise

(01:41:04):
it from a cub and then they're chill like I
see all the time. It's I just feel like it
could go so bad. It could. And most of the
ones I see where people have pet bears, it's grizzlies
and they're so massive and they're playing. But like I
like to drink and I like to rough house with animals,
that would be too a black bear. I think I
could be buddies with if I raised it from a
cub a grizzly, eventually I would fuck up and get killed.

Speaker 3 (01:41:23):
But your answer, originally initially though, is not having Yeah,
nothing in your pocket is the worst thing you can
have Okay, Yeah, no, I think I can settle on that.
That's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:41:32):
Also, imagine if you reach in your pocket trying to
find something to defend yourself. The bear sees you reach
in there is like he's got something. I want it now,
I have to have it. Fucking now I have nothing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
That's the thing, is like when the bears mad that
you had something in your pocket that it's not what
they think, then they're gonna be more mad and then.

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
You're just fucked. Yeah. So nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:49):
All right, great question, Maggie, great question. All right, let's
do our first of two power rankings we got today
is Andrew Alderman who writes in and he says power
rank doors. He gives us screen doors, sliding warehouse doors,
spinning hotel doors, Dutch doors, which we looked up and
those are the kind of the bottom half. Yeah, and

(01:42:12):
then castle doors. Castle doors. I would have thought the
Dutch doors would have also been barn doors, but barn
doors make more sense being the front of the barn.
You see the Dutch doors like on the inside of
a barn. Sometimes that's like a horse door. Yeah, you
gotta open in two parts. All right, I'll go first
on this one. I did a lot of thinking on
best doors. Five is warehouse door. It looks really cool.

(01:42:36):
You could argue it's the coolest looking door, but like
if you ever moved a U haul truck or anything
like that, like a lot of work. You gotta pull
it down, you gotta lift it up, you gotta do
it like you gotta do a whole thing. Sometimes you
gotta have the string that you can pull down. Like
it's just it's the most work you have to do
with the door of all of the doors that we
were given. So I go warehouse door. Five fours screen
door because, as Mitch Hedberg said, it's open but not

(01:42:58):
for mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Not for mosquito.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
I like that it's very easy to break through if
somebody's trying to break through. But like the idea of
a screen door is like I still want to be outside,
but not really I don't want bugs inside. So screen
door is four. Three is Dutch. I appreciate the Dutch
door because it's like I can open it and be like, look,
I'll talk to you, but you can't come in. This
isn't an invitation to come on in. We'll open the
top of part. What do you need all right, I'll

(01:43:23):
see later, and you close that part, like you open
both sides, then they're welcome to come in.

Speaker 1 (01:43:27):
But I'd like a more welcoming people.

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
Yeah, it's like I'll talk to you, I can hand
your stuff, I can take stuff from me, but like, ah,
you're not coming in here.

Speaker 1 (01:43:35):
It's like a Canadian people. I'll open the door to
see you, but you're still not coming in and it looks
like a Canadian's mouth. Polite, I'll be face to face
with you.

Speaker 3 (01:43:43):
Two is castle door pretty sick that, like you just
lower it open it either either I don't know if
it's the drawbridge one, No.

Speaker 1 (01:43:51):
That's a that's a drawbridge. The castle door is just
the big but also.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
Yeah, I was like, either way that I'm imagining, it's
either the one that you can lower down or it's
just a giant on with the big like ring.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
That you go.

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
It's got big knockers, big knockers and big knockers play.
And then one is the spinning hotel doors, Like it's
just that's good old fashioned fun. I don't really know
the purpose of it, Like why they didn't just have
regular doors make it look fancy?

Speaker 1 (01:44:14):
Yeah, no, it does and it does.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
And if there's ever the option to go through like
sliding glass doors or just regular doors that open motion sensor,
or a regular door or even a castle door, I'm
gonna go through the spinny hotel doors. So I go
spinning hotel doors, castle door, Dutch door, screen door, warehouse door.

Speaker 1 (01:44:33):
I'll go next. I had the uh, I'm gonna have
to go with spinning hotel dollars at five. Wow, they're
great as a kid. Now I'm just like, I'm taking
the door next to it, like that's fun, but it'll
make me want to spin around in there. One I'm fat,
don't fit as well in them anymore. And two I
get dizzy easily because I'm an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
It's like, just find that little gap, get in.

Speaker 1 (01:44:56):
Go They're cool. I'm here, They're just not as practical anymore. Four,
I'm going screen doors. There's like three days a year
in Texas that you can have the door open and
the screen door there, and you're like, I'm blocking, but
it's one hundred and fifty degrees outside. The screen door
is just letting all the fucking cold air out and
heat in. I don't want that. But no bugs. You

(01:45:16):
know what else leaves, no bugs, no, just closing the
fucking door. Closing the fucking door. Uh three, I'm gonna
go sliding warehouse door. Now. This is where I get
a little contradictory on myself because I said it was
fun as a child with the spinning door, but not anymore.
When you were a kid and you had to open
one of those and you could hold onto it and
let it kind of like pull jump you up in
the airs. I think it's fun opening those doors. They're
not that heavy and there you get to go wing.

Speaker 3 (01:45:39):
Yeah, And just to me, it was just the most
work you had to put in. But I get what
you're saying, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
Like they're fun. There's still fun for me as a door.
I could be like I'm so fucking strong.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Like but if you like when you move and you
have like a U haul like the third fourth time,
go goddamn it, that's fair enough. Uh, this is a
tasseled door too. It's just it's power, yeah, and power
to have a fucking cast. I'll welcome into my bode Yeah,
like big head.

Speaker 3 (01:46:04):
Who goes there?

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
You just sa that gi a real hardy knock sound
on it, Like you feel like you're really like having
to earn your spot and said the cast or to
get in a castle door. And also if it's castle,
you might have that little head people that you can
jump out like from the Wizard of Oz. Love that, yeah,
love it. And then number one for me is Dutch doors.
They're just cool. They have and we are I feel
like no practical application. I like them. I just like them.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
Wasn't it for like, uh horses, probably because I only
I know it, Like the Kentucky Derby, They'll be like
in these horses, look at them. They're looking at but
they have the like they've opened up pop part.

Speaker 1 (01:46:40):
Horses, big puppies, big puppies. So I'm going Dutch store one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:44):
And again just the whole fact that you can be like,
what's up, I'll chat with you, but like, no, you
can't come in.

Speaker 1 (01:46:49):
It's just a cool door design you don't see anymore.
I like that. So I go, uh Dutch one, castle too,
what I say, sliding three, screen door four, spinning five,
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:02):
Robert, I'm going spinning five.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Boy, goddamn guys.

Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
Uh spinning five, sliding door four, weekly three. I'm gonna
go with Dutch door.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
Okay, Dutch two, I'll go sliding warehouse doors and one
I go castle door.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
If you do sliding door twice there at four and two?

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
What am I missing?

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
Castle? What did you as a castle one?

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
Spinning where spinning is five, warehouse has two?

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
Wait? What did you have it for? Oh, Dutch? Whereas
to Dutch? No, Dutch was three because then I called
you a Dutch trader for.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
You just skipped screens. The screen before screen was four.

Speaker 1 (01:47:49):
Yeah, so you got I think you said sliding though
I don't know people listening back or like Pat, you're
an idiot. He didn't say that. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:47:56):
Does castle one warehouse door too, Dutch? George three screen
for spinning, hotel five?

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
Castle doors? But like, yeah, what we can tell by
all our ranks at screen door is a solid four door. Yeah,
everybody said screen it for so if there's one thing
we can probably actually four screen is the fourth best door.
It's just not practical in Texas for more than like
a week a year.

Speaker 3 (01:48:24):
But they're a cool idea.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Yeah, but you know, life outside of what I experienced
doesn't exist. Yeah yeah, all right, next Power Rangers, we're
gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:33):
From Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix on X and
she says power rank these reality shows. She gives us
Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Survivor, The Challenge, and Love Island. Robert,
you have watched one of these, and I know that
because you had to do a podcast with us about it.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
But what do you got? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:48:52):
So I have actually seen two of these. I'm gonna
go number five, Love Island.

Speaker 1 (01:48:58):
Is that the one you saw? No? Number four?

Speaker 3 (01:49:02):
The Challenge, number three, Survivor number two, Big Brother, number one,
the Amazing Race.

Speaker 1 (01:49:09):
I thought you were just counting backwards the way they
were written down. I kind of thought that first as well.
Amazing Race, Big Brother, Survivor, Challenge, Love Island. Right, Yes,
I would go Love Island five. Also, I don't watch it.
I know Huda was a big problem this year based
off of everything I saw online. I hated the announcer

(01:49:30):
guy when it was on after Big Brother when we
did the Big Brother podcast. I don't know if it's
still the announcer and we're gonna go to the villas,
Oh boy, Like, what the fuck dude? Stop?

Speaker 3 (01:49:41):
So Love Island five, the Challenge four. I think the
Challenge is probably the most physical of all of them,
where it's like we're really gonna like fist fight to
see who wins this one. But I think that their
problem was that they brought back so many of the
same people over and over again. It's like, dude, I
don't care how many times Abe is on this, Like
we get it. AM's really good at this. C He's
really fucking good at this. Now they're just sort of

(01:50:02):
retreading from a lot of other stuff, which is better,
but I feel like they went through a pace where
it was just like the same fifteen people just recycled through.
I think it is like the most physical and probably
maybe the most difficult or no, most second most difficult
of all of these to win. So Challenges four three
is amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:50:22):
Race.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
I think it's a really fun concept, really good game.
I just don't like it as much as the others,
which is two is Big Brother and then one is
Survivor Survivors the OG Game Show. I think it's the
hardest one to win, and you have to do all
the other shit, especially the new stuff they've changed on it,
and like it's really just like here, fucking figure it out.
For thirty days. You had to do all this Big Brother,

(01:50:44):
you Net a little bit more of like the luxury
of like having shit that you can request in a house,
but like you do kind of just go crazy. And
Big Brother, which I think is cool too, and it's
like the most basic version of reality show. Here's everybody,
it's in this house. We have cameras on the house.
You can watch it. That's what I loved about Big
Brother Survivor. I think it is harder, so I go Survivor,
Big Brother, Amazing Race Challenge, and Love Island.

Speaker 1 (01:51:08):
Love Island is five. It's just a chick show.

Speaker 3 (01:51:11):
We're also three dudes, so we're probably likely to put
Love Island at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:51:14):
It's a bunch of people that are all gonna fuck
each other and then getting mad at other people for
fucking other people, even though the next day they are
then going to Yes. So it's just drama. I hate
drama that sucks. That's five four. I'm gonna put Big
Brother at four. It's honestly the one that I've watched
the most out of all these. But I hate the

(01:51:36):
fact that whether you only watch on TV or if
you watch all the live feeds, it's two wildly different shows.

Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
Which is I think you would see that with any
of the real.

Speaker 1 (01:51:46):
One that lets you see both, right, I would be like, oh,
this happened last week, and Alex it's like, well, here's
what actually happened that they showed on the campus. They
kind of edited a little bit differently for air, and
I'm like, oh, so that didn't even happen. Which was
like the fun part to do the Big Brother podcast,
and we had the time to do that, Like I
had a lot of people whore like why don't you
do a Survivor podcast? And the Survivor podcast would have
been cool, but we recorded on Wednesdays and that's when
Survivor comes out. And then like the fun part of

(01:52:08):
that the Big Brother is like you get to speculate
all this next stuff. It's like, what's gonna happen next
week we're on Survivor. It's like, this happened. This is
the edit we saw. We don't know what really happened. Yeah,
And also I started watching Big Brother right when it
started getting markedly just worse, Like the whole concept of yeah,
they're always on TV or they're always on camera and
you can watch anything you want if you watch the feeds.
But then when I started watching the like, by the way,

(01:52:29):
we're not gonna let you see any of the good
stuff on the field, and they just like I always
heard about it. Oh, every season someone just gets naked
in front of a camera. Then I started watching the guy.
Somebody said the R word the other day. I'm back.
I'm back in that guy. Uh so I'm gonna go
Survivor number three. Honestly, I watched the first season of it,
never watched it again. I just I don't care. Yeah,

(01:52:50):
I'm just not a big reality guy anyway. Uh I
will go Challenge too. Honestly, have only ever seen clips
from that show. Never even watch the season seems tight
though it was just competitions between Real World and Road guys.

Speaker 3 (01:53:03):
Competitions.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
Yeah, it was cool and one I'm putting in the
amazing race. I also only ever watched one season of
this in college. All the guys like group of guys
we got together when we all bet on a team.
My team happened to win. That was cool. I never
saw any money from it though that we all said
we were gonna throw in. But it was a cool show. Yeah,
I enjoyed it. I'm just I'm not I mean, the

(01:53:24):
best reality show of all time. It's not even close.
It's Jersey Shore. There's a reason it wasn't on the
list because it's an easy number one. It would win probably,
But that's a good question, actually, very good question. Good question,
all right.

Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
Next one we got is from Shane Avaleno.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
A Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
Shane says, what is the best and worst juice?

Speaker 1 (01:53:50):
Bug juice is probably the worst. I thought people liked
the bug juice. I never knew what it actually was.
I thought juice. Oh, I thought it was I thought
it was just like a Nickelodeon, like fake it was.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
A Disney show.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:54:01):
I think bug juice is like what you had a camp.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
Uh see. I didn't actually watch the show. I just
heard about it. I don't know. I don't know best
juice though, I'm probably not gonna have a lot of
people green. Probably apple. Apple juice is incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:54:14):
I was gonna say apple, and then orangol be second,
but not everybody likes oranges as much.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Orange juice is great, though, but then there's levels youre
are no pulper with pulp.

Speaker 3 (01:54:22):
Apple juice fucks worst. I feel like Prune's easy answer.
If you had to go not Prune, I would say
grapefruit juice. I like grapefruits. I don't want the juice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:30):
Oh no, the juice goes great and drinks like not
just a drink by itself, but it's a very versatile juice.

Speaker 3 (01:54:36):
What's that cranberry?

Speaker 1 (01:54:37):
Right? Like?

Speaker 3 (01:54:37):
I don't think kranberry is the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:54:39):
Cranberry juice is a fucking credible Cranberry cocktail is hard
to drink. Cranberry juice delicious? Oh you know that's my
favorite juice might be cran grape. I used to murder
that stuff in college, not realizing that it was like sugar,
three hundred calories per eight ounces. Yeah, but if we're
just going regular juice as apples, the best the apple, Robert,
what do you think h orange worst? O J explain

(01:55:06):
that the murderer? Yeah, yeah, I say what you did that? No?

Speaker 3 (01:55:13):
Really, not on the football field. Real would be best
to meet orange? Just worst grapefruit.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
Grapefruit? I think wally it, but it can't be good.
Prince sucks mashed piece. I like grapefruits too. I don't
want to just drink the juice. It's very tart by yourself.
It's not when you want to drink by itself, but
it is good in drinks and are you you're probably
no pulp guy.

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
Huh bro j no pulp pulp.

Speaker 1 (01:55:40):
I got no hatred on that. But I'm a I'm
a pup pup guy. I always feel like grapefruit and pear,
like prickly pear and grapefruit should never just be like
go to flavors for any like drinks, and like there's
always like here, buy this this, the mixed pack is
always it's got there. There's a grapefruit and a prickly pear.
Like no one in the world dere been like, you

(01:56:01):
know what, we need prickly pear flavored stuff, Like you
could put any other flavor on it that's better than
prickly pear. You've been running a prickly pear of cocktail
that's doing pretty well. I just feel like, but you
get to introduce it to people, to people come and
seeking it. It's on the menu and they see it
and go, oh, I'll try that. I just I know
prickly pear was a thing, but like prickly pear, I

(01:56:21):
feel like gets way more push than it ever should. Yeah,
I mean I've had like regular pair of juice before
and It's just it's so bland. It's kind of like,
you know how there's a shitty apple la water is
just like you're drinking water and somebody whispers or fruit
into your ear. That's kind of how para juice was.
There was just not much substance there. Honestly, I bet
you there's a good chance I would probably like prune

(01:56:42):
juice more than pear juice by itself, just because pear
is bland. But I'll I've never heard had prune, so
I'll go with prune peice. I pooped too much anyway.
I don't need prune juice. I'd be detrimental to my
digestive system, all right. But apple and orange are the

(01:57:03):
apple fox so hard? Yeah, apple fox mix it with
some brandy, so good. Apple. You're making a bourbon chicken,
you gotta put little apple juice in there, and I
have the I love doing that because I have to
buy the whole jug of apple juice, so then I
just get to sip on apple juice. So every time
I open the fridge for the next like two weeks,
like just one swig done. I fucking love apple juice. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:57:26):
Yeah, it's also weird that a jaw.

Speaker 1 (01:57:28):
A jug of apple juice is cheaper than buying like
a little six pack of plastic ones. It's beauty of America.
We just put it in larger sizes for less money.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
It's cheap. It's cheaper, it's dollar there you go, all right, tight,
So I needed great great power rankings, great power rank
or great. That wasn't even powering. That was that was
kind of like it was a great question, Shane, keep
them coming, buddy, all right. Last question we got.

Speaker 1 (01:57:49):
This is from Todd Voss at as Underscore seeing Underscore
buy Underscore TV, and Todd says, what mythological creature would
be the best pet? It ain't? Oh, are we talking
like depictions of angels from popular culture? Like it's just
because that's just a dude like angel in the outfield?

(01:58:10):
Are we talking like biblical angels? Because those are like
floating spheres with seven hundred wings and they're terrifying. Ooh,
good question. But they protect me. I'll just be fine.
Sounds like a dog and like a lot of like
a lot less upkeep and they watch you. You have
to do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:58:27):
I was gonna say Mermaid because I was like worst
case scenario, just like put them in the pool. Here's
some food. I'm gonna go inside.

Speaker 1 (01:58:33):
But also mermaids are like, that's just a chick. You're
just keeping a chick hostage. That's pretty fucked up.

Speaker 3 (01:58:39):
Dude, it's a mermand. You're just like hanging out with
your buddy. But you just can't go outline it.

Speaker 1 (01:58:43):
Then you have a dude as a pet. That's weird.
Like it's like, I'm also not going to say a
centaur because then you're basically just keeping a dude with
horse legs as your pet. That feels like slavery.

Speaker 3 (01:58:55):
Yeah, I mean, dragon's not the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:58:59):
Yeah, unless it's how to train your dragon. One of
those those seem like they can burn everything.

Speaker 3 (01:59:03):
You've seen the BK commercial.

Speaker 1 (01:59:04):
Yeah, no, that's what people think about in those shows
when they do like, oh you singed my no, that
would really like burn down. I'm just trying to think
of different mythological creatures. Like a chup of cabra would
be a horrible pet, killing everything around you. A griffin
probably not so good either. It's like a lion head
on a sphinx body with wings. It flies around, just

(01:59:26):
caused terror around.

Speaker 3 (01:59:27):
Your look like, is it a Genie. Does that count?

Speaker 1 (01:59:31):
Pretty sick? That's not a creature, and there is a creature,
can we do like Harry Potter creatures? A puff skin
would probably be pretty dope as a pet. It's just
a little furry ball. Yeah, I don't know. Are Pokemon's
mythological creatures chancing? Every time you hurt yourself it heals.
You just have a togopy, he'd be tight. I don't know.

(01:59:57):
I like, I feel like I can't think of enough
mythological creatures.

Speaker 3 (02:00:02):
What about a fairy that's a mythological right? Like that
seems like a fairy, like you have the fairly odd parents.
That'd be just tight to just be like, hey, come.

Speaker 1 (02:00:08):
Over here, I almost said leperclumn. That's just a little
dude once again, like.

Speaker 3 (02:00:12):
Tinker Bell is pretty cool, Like what's that girl?

Speaker 1 (02:00:16):
Come on over here? Here? Do this? Can you make
a glow right here? Oh? Bigfoot? They did a lot
of problems probably, but also you're too drunk to walk,
Bigfoot carry me up the stairs, I'm gonna say, not
a lot of things out there can carry me.

Speaker 3 (02:00:27):
A fairy would be cool because you just have like
a bird, like a magic bird.

Speaker 1 (02:00:30):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go Bigfoot. I think he'd be
a chill buddy to have around. It's basically a wookie.

Speaker 3 (02:00:36):
I want my own tinker Bell.

Speaker 1 (02:00:39):
Fair enough, Robert, you think about how dopeb angel. You
can't like Angel. You gotta you gotta itch down the
middle of your back and you can't get it. You
just send your ferry down here. Tank, can you get me?

Speaker 3 (02:00:52):
Yeah, that'd be tight, and then she can just put
magic dust and I can fly and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:00:56):
I hurt my back. I can't reach my butt to
white Tank. Can you fly up there and give me?
All right?

Speaker 3 (02:01:02):
So three different answers, but that was a good question.
Everybody on the YouTube, go comment with mythological creature you
think would be the best pet too, and then also.

Speaker 1 (02:01:12):
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Speaker 1 (02:01:44):
I thought about it, but I was like, it's not
gonna come up. But I love how we're all gonna
use alexis He. I'm going with the Beatels.

Speaker 3 (02:01:50):
I'm with the Doors, Oasis, Oasis, the Beatles, the Doors.

Speaker 1 (02:02:02):
Paul McCartney, did you get it?

Speaker 3 (02:02:06):
Paul McCarty didn't get Doesy Cat, Emma Watson, Katherine Denevy,
Paul McCarty, David Bowie, Ryan Gosling, Kurse, Kristen Stewart, James.

Speaker 1 (02:02:16):
Kahn, and Leona Lewis.

Speaker 3 (02:02:18):
I feel like I've said David Bowie before too.

Speaker 1 (02:02:21):
I tried to cheat the system and it taunted me.
The Watson was in the news today cause she got
her licenses license for like six months because it's the
fourth speeding ticket she's gotten in like a month.

Speaker 3 (02:02:31):
And a yeah, but she's going like thirty eight to thirty.

Speaker 1 (02:02:34):
She's not like, you know, God, Britain sucks that Columbu is.

Speaker 3 (02:02:38):
All right, we right it? Back Beatles, Doors Oasis, Bradley Cooper,
Glenn Close, Stefie Graft, Miles Davis, Joni Mitchell, Antonio Benderiz
arnld Swartzenego, Paul Dreamadi one more.

Speaker 1 (02:02:53):
Time, of course, all right, here we go up.

Speaker 3 (02:02:56):
Nope, Pete Rose, Alec Guinness, John Coltrane, John Newcomb, Rans Sanchez, Vicara,
Kelly Clarkston, Anthony Wilding and Shirley Fry Irvin.

Speaker 1 (02:03:09):
Nobody got at sea.

Speaker 3 (02:03:11):
Oasis doesn't just pop up every week. Oasus doesn't just
pop up.

Speaker 1 (02:03:14):
That believe it. Fucking taunted me with Paul McCartney.

Speaker 3 (02:03:17):
That was pretty funny. Would you have said Paul McCartney
if you had to pick a beetle? Or would you
said John Lennon.

Speaker 1 (02:03:22):
I mean, if I have to pick a beetle, yeah,
I'm going Paul. But my plan was never if I
if we just made a role that said no bands,
I would not have gone with Paul McCarty. That's funny though.
He's the best beetle. Ring It is the best beetle
he has, best name, Ringo is the best beetle for sure.
I'm Ringo Ringo stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:03:42):
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