Pass The Gravy #629: Hot Brain

The guys talk about football, Mexican food, and museums. They also power rank sports talk show hosts. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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past the Gray Grave we go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and let camp.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
We'll get risch today, Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy girl.
What's going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Days Past the Gravy
Episode number six hundred and twenty nine. I am your
pal Alex with my good friend Robert Barbosa Jokes aka

(00:44):
the Hog, and we are joined today by yet another
fantastic guess. Please put your hands to the other ladies
and gentlemen, the one and only Pat Dion.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Let's show up your fucking nerds. WHOA whoa coming in hot?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
WHOA call people of nerds?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We just we just had an awesome little intro.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
For you, and you're insulting people.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
I like nerds. Nerds are great candy.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Kind of a mid candy. They're not a bad candy, though.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
I would not say mid, maybe mid in order of
like what candies you're gonna buy? But no, you've never
not enjoyed nerds.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
And the best part about nerds is that you can
just like rip the top off it. Like I'm not.
I'm not gonna poy those in my hand and take
them like one at a time. I'm just gonna Oh no,
I like the rope more than the great like ropes.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, you get a little gummy with your sweet candy. Yeah,
Nerds in the bottom of like a soda.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Never done that.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Not like soda soda, but like more like juice. Really,
I'm just picturing nerds in a cocktail is.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Really what it. Yeah, I feel like you were alcohol
is in the bottom of it. That focks it fucks hard.
That fucks I should buy some nerds. I'm gonna buy
five pounds of nerds. That's my next candy drop. I
was kind of bitch into this about speaking of food.
I was bitch and a robber about this before. But
I feel this is a hacky bit. But why the
fuck are faheata is so expensive?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Always? I don't like I know that's that's not a
new take.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
But my wife and I have this thing where now
when it's like a weekend or I don't know, we
just don't want to cook, We'll just like, do we
wanna do you want to do it? Do you want to,
you wanna hit the button and it's just we get
a door dash and we do I'm not I'm not
gonna say the name of the restaurant, but we do
a Mextican restaurant pick up and then go just get
fichetas for two and it's like forty three dollars and

(02:33):
then I tip as well, so it's a lot. And
it's just like this specific when we go to I'm
not even that mad because they give you like I
could swim in the amount of rice they give me
and means, but sometimes they skimp on it. And like
when I get four tortillas, you give me four tortillas
with I spend like fifty dollars sixty dollars on fajitas

(02:55):
and you're giving me four tortillas. And I know, when
I'm at the restaurant can do that, but if I'm
picking up, I better get one hundred to tea. It's
I remember growing up, I want to use Frisbees later.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Fahatas are cheap, Like you could go out to eat
with your family growing up and you could get a
fijeta for two by yourself. Because you're like, I'm gonna yeah,
it was like twelve dollars for chicken. Now even chicken
fichetas are gonna run you like twenty five dollars. I
don't understand why. Somewhere it was like ten fifteen years ago,
all the text Max places got together. I'm like, hey,
what if we just started fucking everybody?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Hey, people like this, like we charged the most for it.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I can kind of understand if it's steak, even though
it's a cheaper cut of steak, but like you know,
it's still steak premium. The chicken prices have gotten out
of fucking control.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
For maybe it's the chicken we did get mixed.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
I didn't want to segregate either, so I was like
a weal eat steak and I will as sweet chicken
or No, that was that. I didn't even look at
that option. We just did half and half.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I mean, don't get me wrong, they're great and I
don't want to say it's not worth it right, No,
but that price I'm just not going to buy. I
can't tell you the life.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe that betas oh Man, which is a problem that's been,
It's been My My problem is just like I don't
feel the cook let's do it hit the button, do it,
ash it, let's go, and then fifty sixty dollars later.
There there's our faetas and the rock. But every time
like this is way too expensive.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
This is the worst way. We could have started the
pod too, because I'll get into it more and not cool.
But I didn't eat today, so I was talking about
fatas to start off. I'm just all of a sudden starving. Yeah,
We've got about two hours more of this.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Of a bitch. I was just already bitching about it,
so I figured i'd continue to No, that's perfect. They
it's like beef jerky fajetas.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
If Trump really wants to unite this country, he'll pass
some some sort of legislation that cuts the price of
vehetas in half.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Because that's what they should again make. Faeata is great again.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
They literally should be half the price of what they make.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The price of faeat is great again.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It's fucking tortilla's chicken, bell peppers and fucking onion.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, that's the weird thing. When you go to shouldn't
be as expensive as it is. When you go to
a Mexican restaurant. It's like a taco plate. It's like
eleven rice.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah, all of the cheapest ingredients you can have, and
they're like gonna fuck you on this.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, you look at the president. It's like taco played
eleven dollars, burrito twelve dollars, and inchiladas ten dollars, and
then FATA's forty seven dollars. You want fijtas.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Okay, yeah, it's gonna be the price of two fucking ribbis.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
But why why why they don't understand figure it out.
It's again one of those things. I'm going to still
do it. I'm still gonna get fijitas. But but also
Robert was pointing out, like fijitas are a group thing.
It's like oysters. Like I'm not gonna just crush a
dozen oysters. But like if I'm like, well, I don't know.
I always feel like if I if we went out

(05:38):
to a Steve Food place, like, yo, you want you
want to do some oysters? You guys down for like
I do two dozen oysters where I could have a
dozen of them, but like it's a group thing.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh see, that's the thing. I'll be like, I'm gonna
get oysters. If you guys want some, you're gonna need
to also get ois.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, fijetas are kind of that vibe with me too.
I'm not gonna just get fijitas for one. But if
you go to Mexican resting, like anybody, anybody want to
do for hetas. If everybody says no, then that's cool.
I can do tacos. I'm fine with tacos or inchlies
verde or whatever it is I'm gonna go with. But
but fetas need to be a good group thing. I

(06:13):
feel like, I mean, I for heated left, that's the problem.
That's problem. I have the price they're at, it does
have to be a group that I think. That might
be why.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
I'm just looking up a place they do fi heta
Wednesdays starting at four pm.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Oh what's the price? The price on this, saying it's
like okay, yeah, market is it.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
It's gonna be twenty eight dollars instead of thirty two.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Okay, so a pound of beef and chicken is forty
eight ninety five.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
And I understand that a pound of me, which is round, Yeah,
get the fuck out of here. That that's your discounted
for heat.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
And then whatever the yeah, like you throw a tip
on top of that. That's fifty plus anyways, So I
don't know. Fetas are obviously dope, and maybe that's the
appeal that that just they know they you see somebody
else with the sizzling vetas they come on the cool
little plate, You're gonna see it. You're gonna want it.

(07:09):
Like I can hear the sizzle.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I can smell it right now, and my stomach is
just doing fucking cartwheels and anger.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
We can move on there.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Honestly, I kind of want to keep talking about just
open up the door and yell down the hall.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It is a good incentive that, like the it would
be a pain in the ass to collect the food
that we ordered right now.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
That's the longest I've ever gone talking about fatas without
calling them.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, I would, Yeah, that's all.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
I like. If we're out, anybody else want to get
some chicken veagitas, let's get it.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah, it's always a fun move. But if we didn't
have to have it ordered, I didn't have to change
the address of the door dash and then have him
go wait downstairs and then make Robert go get it
from the security guide and then come back upstairs.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
And it would take an hour, I'd still do it.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I kind of want to, but I might have to
fucking stop it. It's some goddamn fiatos, don't. We gotta
be better than that. We gotta send them a message.
I'm not gonna do for heat it is more than
once a week, max, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I'll go get the like cold Faheata pack from Kroger.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
But if not fun when you make your own feat
is though, it's not I try to do.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
It's pre cooked, it's kind of dry. Yeah, I don't
have limes at home. I don't want to fucking also
buy limes and cut them up to use one quarter
of a line.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Like tacos are the only Mexican food.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
It's cool to like make at home and then like
you you do the other stuff Tomali's. I feel like, yeah,
tomas are dope, but I feel like it's just not
worth the work. It's a lot of work.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, I mean chacos are it's literally you cook the
stuff and then you throw it on a tortilla tomal
it's just like you gotta you know, wrap it, and
even burritos you gotta like full and all that shit.
No tacos are just PLoP eat. Yeah, it's a perfect
heat delivery system.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Any ba can do it all right. Usually you know.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's different because normally it's eat then PLoP.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Well, I mean you you PLoP plopping pop? Yeah, so
you sandwich it in between.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
The plops a PLoP sandwich.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, that's what I call it, called the taco is that?

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah? I'm gonna get up some pop sandwich later. Uh
would you guys bring for the preakme segment?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
I does everybody have one friend that they mercilessly bully?
Or am I just an asshole?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Like my friends?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
We all both, We all kind of shit on each other.
But I actually had the thought the other day for
one of my friends, like ten minutes after I'd send
something in the group chat, I was like, God, why
am I always such a dick to Tyler? It's in
like a loving way because I do love him, but
like more than anybody else anytime, like I'm addressing him
in the group chat, I feel like I say it

(09:46):
as a dick.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
We used to always have the we call it the
squid from Rocket Rocket.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Rocket Power Squid, which.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I think on that meant new kid. But we liked
we liked the idea of like you could pas the
ball and like sometime not like you don't get like
if you're the squid, you don't get the opportunity to
pass the ball. But we just determined, like, I don't know,
what Pat said is dumb, and we're gonna pick on
Pat now, and like you would just shift who you
kind of bullied. So yes, I do think you always

(10:16):
have like the one friend that you're bullying on the most.
Sometimes you end up being that friend and you're like no, no, no, no,
no no, and then you just gotta talk about somebody
else says something where then you're like, nope, we're going
on him now.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's consistently him. But like it Also it got worse
the other day because one of one of the guys
in the group chat found an IQ test online and uh,
we had everyone in the chat take it, not gonna lie,
tied for first one two kind of fucking genius. Totally
was not an IQ test, by the way, It was
basically a pattern recognition test, and I'm a very good

(10:46):
test taker.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, but it was just funny that uh I love
and if it's an online IQ test, you know it's good.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yeah, So, uh I changed uh Tyler's name in my
phone to minus twenty because he was twenty points lower
than me.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
And it's just kind of it's been now.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Me and the other guy who got first were getting
real snotty with everything. If anybody disagree with with us,
we're like, well, you know, you're kind of beneath me anyway.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
As I wouldn't expect you to get it.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Yeah, I know what I said was on a different
level than you're used to. It was also fun, just
that the person we all knew was going to come
and last did come in last. We're like, we saw
that one coming. But I do encourage that. Go to
your group chat, find an IQ test online, have everyone
take it. It's fun.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I'm the guy. If you send me a CA chore
in the group text like that, I'd be like, no, no,
I am not.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
We used to do it with polls. Everyone would send
a question and then our buddy would make a video.
He's really funny. I can send it to later. It's funny,
but he'll just make a video of like recapping it
while he screen records. So we did that. He got
a nice couple digs and there. He was also the
person that tied me for first, so you know he
had a little air about him of being a cunt

(11:55):
during the video, but it was it was a good time,
but yeah, it just it did lead to more bullying
that happens.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I think healthy bullying. I don't know if that's a
thing we need to healthy bullying should be looked at
as a thing like I'm not saying stuff and people
into lockers. But sometimes everybody's alled to be an individual
the way they want to be an individual. But sometimes
as you're like growing up in like your early stages
of life, like in.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
School and stuff, like somebody should tell you like, hey,
that's fucking weird.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
Don't do that. And yeah, there's there's mean ways to
do it, but sometimes like you need a little bit
of the embarrassment to be like okay, like that's that's weird.
So you should be able to embrace like this is
what I like. If this is really what I like,
then I can do this. But like, wait till after
quacking like a duck Alex, Yeah it's fucking weird. Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
When we left high school, I feel like it was
in the next couple of years where like they started
pushing the anti bullying stuff, and that's when we start
to see like cat girls and horse girls pop up,
and like, you know what, you shouldn't wear catiers to school.
Stop that that's weird behavior. I understand it makes you.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
We also came up in like the generation where like
Facebook and stuff was was starting to be a thing.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
It was the very beginning.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, so like you were seeing people post about that
where that just didn't happen. So you didn't you didn't
fuck with like phrase or anything like that. The worst pants.
You're allowed to You're allowed to do what you want
to do, but like you you didn't like fuck with
those people. So then that that wasn't in your stratosphere.
But now, like you could still see that on Facebook
even if it's not.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Yeah, back then all we had well on Facebook was
just Facebook of my, oh look that's where you were
partying this weekend. Yeah, a lot of red cups in
the early face Facebook photo.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
We really did not get the memo of the like, well,
we had no way of knowing at that point, like oh, hey,
this ship does stay forever. They got MySpace kind of
went away because that was like where my most damning
stuff was. Yeah, I probably had some problematic shit on there.
I scrubbed a lot of Facebook. Not like that. I
had like super problematic ship. It was just like underage
drinking a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, most of my early pictures just under it.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
You thought it was cool.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
It's just what we were doing.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
When I can't post a beer picture like it looks
like dude, you just want to post pictures drinking beers.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Right, just set your profile to private and don't friend
your coach and you were fin.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
That was the thing. Is like we had Facebook and
then like our parents got Facebook, and then adults got
Facebook and stuff like oh no, coach so and so
friend requested me. I don't want to accept that.

Speaker 3 (14:23):
Like that, get one years later from a coach you're like,
oh I fucking hated.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Hey no no no, no, no, no no, no, not friends.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
We're certainly not friends.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
If I accept this, I'm going to just tell you
that your wife is hot, and then unfriendly. Your wife's hot,
you're at show. This doesn't make sense.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Wow, your wife looks amazed. Just only compliment the wife
on every post. Ever, y'all still happy she's if she's
not let her let her, let her have my number,
you all get a divorce. Shoot her my number. She
knows where to find me? What's up? Bullying?

Speaker 4 (14:59):
Yeah, healthy bullying good? Bad bullying is not all right.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's better when you know.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
And it never happened. But you'd watch like dazing refuse,
like that's gonna happen to me. Oh no, I'm gonna
be the freshman.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I remember being angry that paddling wasn't a thing when
we got to high school.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
I was like, man, I was glad that it was
and I want to go through it. But then it's like, yeah,
I get why it would be fun to do it later. Oh,
I mean I would have been fucked.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
I mean my brother was only a junior, but he
was friends with the seniors, and he would have been
like target, my brother beat the ship out of him.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Yeah, it's either got the pass because it was something
you were somebody's brother were like your brother was like
double down.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Yeah, zero percent. My brother would have been like, I
don't beat your ass.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Is there any way worse or just to get a
free pass.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
But I just remember thinking back there was freshman that
I definitely would have liked to paddle. When I was
a senior.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Robert we Ever bullie, it did. No, I was not
did you believe you wear the blay bad.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, for sure, just walking around the locker room, little dicks.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Give me your lunch money, whip you with my hog.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Your pizito is pakito?

Speaker 1 (16:15):
Robert? Would you ring? For the pre campst agment?

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Sam and I have been doing this thing recently where
well I can't talk about it for the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
I'm just kidding now.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (16:27):
We've been, We've been, I've we've been watching movies that
she has watched and going into like the sequel whatever,
the most recent one, and I haven't seen them. So
like we did it for Ghostbusters, for the new one
after Life. Yeah, I had never seen any previous Ghostbuster
movie she had. We did it for Beetle Juice. I
saw Beatleice Beatle Juice, never saw the original, And most recently,

(16:51):
we did it for Freaky of Friday.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
I've never seen Freaking You never saw the American classic
Freaky Friday. I never saw the America. I didn't watch it.
It's dude, you don't like pat They wake up and
they swapped WHOA How could you not?

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, didn't care. So this isn't sports or action. I'm
a boy. I don't watch Freaky.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Continue it. I'm sorry, but it's just been an interesting experience.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
You just feel left out. It's like if I watched
any Marvel movie.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
No, like I kind of like, I kind of like
that now, Like going into like the the most recent
entry in the franchise having never seen any of the
other ones, it's always like this new perspective, like apparently
there were a bunch of references to the first one
and like other Lindsay Lohan movies in the Friday Parent
No idea, I think so probably, I mean.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
There usually is it's movie.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
I did see, uh, the Two Towers before I saw
Fellowship of the Ring. That was the only one where
I've ever seen the seats.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Two Towers need to rebrand that.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
No, if it was the Twin Towers, Yes, these towers,
there's too.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
How many were gonna have to be to be twins?
They were far How many would you say that there
are if they were twins? Two? Okay, it would be
like a Robert feline.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
But they but they weren't twins because the towers looked different.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Okay, like they didn't have like an antenna on top
of one.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
No, just an eye on the two towers, an eye
on one and then a Wizard.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
On the other you could say that there was an
eye on the Twin Towers as well for many years.
It's like the late eighties.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I've got one tower with an eye on it.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Osama I was watching it ever since he couldn't get
that car.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
But I was watching both.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah, he was. He was speaking of movies though, like
I'm gonna go back to you, but like, remember Me
is a movie I had. I saw the end of it.
It was on Emma had it on and it's got
Robert Pattenston.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
That's that's the Batman. Yeah, Batman guy.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
It like ends and then they're like, I saw the
very end of it. Whatever they're is resolving whatever. I
think it was his sister or wife whatever. But then
it goes to like a schoolroom and or he's like
it in then an office, and it goes to a
school and the teacher it's like, good morning. She dites
the date down. The date is September eleventh, two thousand
and one, and then it shows Robert Pattinson and so

(19:21):
this is a spoiler for this whole movie that's been
out for a long time though it's on you. But
then Robert Pattinson, it's like zooming out and it's zooming
out of the Twin Towers and he's in the Twin Towers,
and I was like, oh, they made a movie they're
In't it like that? I know that's the end of
the movie. About that, it's the end of the movie.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Though, well, obviously you don't have to wonder, well, what
happens next He's not gonna have a good day? Is
there gonna be a sequel? Doesn't seem likely?

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Well, what have you got out? Could be? Well, if
that's like I remember, is the sequel and it's like
his story.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Of nine to eleven or with the sequel will be
never fair forget come on, it was right there for you.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
But yeah, that's why we're here. Yeah, no, hey, look,
it was one of those things where I was like,
that's not like I saw her right September eleventh, two
thousand and one, and I checked it was like, this
isn't a YouTube where it's like a skit or anything
like that. It's on a Saturday Night Live sketch and
then it shows him zooming out and I was like, oh,

(20:20):
all right, so.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Do you plan on watching any of the originals or no.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
We have not gone I have not gone back to
remember me watch Godfather too? Ooh, just god By the
three that's the best one.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Or you know what, you watch Revenge of that. I
just drew Empire strikes Back. That's what I was trying
to say. Seven MYX two might be the best. My
brain is not braining today.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
But you've only done it for movies that, like the
new movies in theaters. Okay, I don't think i'd do
that for like a movie that's already You're like, I
wouldn't go back and watch Godfather three.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Say ma Wana two is already out.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Isn't it kind of crazy that there are so many
sequels out now?

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Like this year?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Yeah, last two years, Like, guys, figure it out. That's
me out of COVID. We lost a lot of money.
What should we do? Fucking slap new pain on an
old truck?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
All right? But I also like when you haven't seen
the other stuff, Like when my wife watched WandaVision and
I would like sit in on it doing stuff. I
was like, I know this is a Marvel something, so
I don't know what that reference is, and I would
just like when you watch other shows, we're like that
must mean something like Severns. I'm trying to dissect every
part of everything Breaking Bad. I was kind of doing

(21:34):
that too, And now when you watch it, if you
watch vision or WandaVision, you're just like, that's probably a
reference to or anything. I don't have any clue, Like
I don't like, you know, you don't even stress about
Like I'm not gonna even try and connect that dot.
Don't know, don't know. It'll figure it out or it won't,
and I'll ask later and then somebody else will help
me out with that answer. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Usually I think for one division, like you could have
gone in really not seeing it like like kind of
tell you like, but you.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Can tell, like when there's an east, Yeah, it doesn't
ruin anything, but it's like, oh, that lingered on that
thing too long, like if you yeah, that was the
shield the Captain America used in the Civil War one. Okay, shit,
didn't see that? All right? Well, what is your favorite

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sequel that you haven't seen the prequel too?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Out of those three, I probably would say, uh, Freaky Friday,
was it like just because it was more of a comedy.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
Then I guess you didn't see the first did you?

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Did you watch Happy Gimore two. I did not have
you seen the first one? No, well, then that's your
next one right there?

Speaker 1 (22:43):
How freak?

Speaker 3 (22:43):
That one will be insane for you because that movie
is just throwbacks, cameos and references. So really the whole
movie won't make sense to you, but.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
And you'll see the throwbacks and it kind of answer
is what happened? And the other yeah it does.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
That is also like a third of the movie is
they just splice in scenes from he.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
Really yeah, he got away with doing a two thirds
of a movie. Was like we could just flashback. It's
really remember that time. It's like they do it.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
A lot in the first half, not so much in
the second half.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
But it works the way they were awesome.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I still love it the way they do it. It works.
How freaky though, would you say? Freaky Freakyer Friday was.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Well in the first one, two people swap, Oh, this
was a three way in this one?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Four what four? Four people?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Two granddaughters. I thought it was mom a granddaughter.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
And then like, I guess future sister in law for
the granddaughter.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Oh, I'm out, that's too much. You can't skip three
and go to four.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's now I think it makes sense. If you want
it to be freakier, you go to four. Yeah, but yeah,
if you had left it there, it's still freaky. If
it's three freakier, that's freakier three freaky. Oh boy, oh boy,
like like a scale of freakiness. Though one to ten.

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I would imagine wreaky Friday. From what I remember it
was about. It was bad sticks on the freaky scale.
It's gotta be bigger than sticks. Then maybe they're playing freakyist.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Friday is gonna be a crossover with ice Cube and
all the characters from Friday. That would be cool. That
would be very a little White Girl and ice Cube
switch bodies. She's like, I can say it now. He's like, no,
you fucking can't.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I know. Have you guys heard anything about ice Cubes
War of the World.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Just that it's supposedly the worst movie of all time
with the worst product place. Oh yeah, no, it's an
Amazon You didn't hear about this?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
So War the World was trending and I sometimes they
just assume it's political stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
No, there's a there's a whole scene in the movie,
so it's Amazon Prime movie. And at one point he's like,
in a lockdown.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Alert alert, but you're never gonna watch yeh.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I don't even care about spoiler alerts on this it's
supposedly the worst movie of all time. But at one
point he's talking through zoom to like these other people
and they're like, plug in a flash drive, I'll send it,
and he's like, this is a top sea for government facility.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
They don't allow flash drives.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
And the girl he's talking to his boyfriend is right
behind her, who happens to be an Amazon delivery guy.
He's like, hey, I got an idea. Why don't you
order a flash drive through Amazon Air and I'll send
it to you, and he like picks up a drone,
is like I'll fly. Why why first of all, why
wouldn't he just fly him? You're just like anyway, But
then they go through like the steps on the screen.
You watch him pulling up Amazon Prime going finding a

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flashlight clicking by, and like it was just an ad
for how to use Amazon.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like this movie is uh.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
I think I think they call it like a screen
life movie where the whole movie takes place on a screen,
Like that's how he's be able to see that it all?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Yeah, God, like I thought that was dr.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Covid, like, like, have you did you see the Maybe
I think that's that's part of the speculation that it
was filmed during then. But did you ever see that
Modern Family episode where like clears up there and the
whole episode takes place like actually video calling people from.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Where they've got what to say on the it's on
the scooter with the iPad on it.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
So I think similar to that, but like, yeah, it's
all on the screen, where like in this movie, he's
pulling up browsers. He works for a DHS, so he's
able to hack into all the cameras everywhere.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Not a great look for Amazon, honestly.

Speaker 5 (26:23):
So on his computer, he's just hacking, hacking into different cameras,
so that's how you're able to see different scenes.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
So it's not just you know.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
What, that movie better not have a director of photography
or cinematography or anything like that because it's literally we're
just recording the screen.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ice Cube would probably be the director.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Don't really need to set up a shot.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Who are paid for the zoom account.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
It's one of those like it's so good, it's so bad.
It might be kind of good. Yes, you see the room.
I have not seen it, but there I've heard comparisons
that people I will I will bring it for you
next week, that people are comparing this movie to the room.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
And fifteen years from now it's going to be in
a theater where people are in their quoting side pull
up Amazon and buy it. Yeah, it would be like
people in the theater with their laptop buying flash drives
live from the movie.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I love when there's just like awful movie lines that
you don't really think about. There's one from high Mark.
It was a Sean Connery movie and I don't remember
that the name of the movie was even but his
his first like this line stuck with me forever because
he's like, rule number one, how do I know you're
not a cop? And immediately I'm just like, that's not
a rule, that's a question. The first rule is not

(27:34):
even a rule. But I all like that lived like
one of like a movie line that lives in your head.
Rent free like once every couple of weeks. Rule number one,
how do I know You're not a cop? Be just
doing bane?

Speaker 3 (27:46):
When go home and fuck the prom queen? What hey, dude,
the rock funked the rock?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Look? Uh uh, we just finished pre com didn't way.
We just finished pre com didn't way never mind, I guess,
so gonna look it up. What the movie was.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Sean Connery and I don't know rules. That's actually a sequel,
So you can watch that one, Robert.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
But it's got to be if Sam has seen the
other one. If she's seen the first one, then I'm in.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I don't like your rules, then you gotta you gotta
fly by the seat of your pants from time.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
They're not rules of questions. We did just learn that
entrapment I never saw it. It's entrapment rule number one.
How do I know you're not a cop? I remember
two or three were, but I was pretty much checked
out after that point.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
My favorite line of his was actually from an.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
I mean, he's cool. He's Sean Connery. Obviously he's cool.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Sometimes you got to give him a little schmack. All right,
let's move on to the Comeback Kid segment. Comeback Kids segment,
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(30:15):
all right, our first come back kid this week. Museums.
I'm a big museum guy now. I'm a man of culture.
You're so cultured, very cultured guy. Also, I want to
show you guys, this's cool brush show and tell it.
Also just because to the wall, I'm a member at
the museum. Now I got this cool card use the
Museum of Natural Science. It's fucking sick. I didn't even

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know there was a card.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
Is that the one with the butterflies?

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I think? So we did not see the butterfly.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Butterflies are dope.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
We didn't see the butterflies that day. But I was
trying to find something and take my daughter to kill
some time. On Saturday. I was a museum. There's a
lot of things you can look at. Let's go. And
we went there and if you have a certain bank card,
they're like, it's way cheaper here to do this. I
was like, cool, I will do that, and then there
could become a member. It's also this much off and
then you get to come free. And so I ended

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up just having to pay for my wife to go
and parking, and now parking is like way cheaper going
forward if I ever go again. So I calculated and
it's basically if I go twice, then I have made
my money's worth of it, and then it's like whatever
it is, and then I can make m a beam
I member next time, and then it'll be just parking
fees is what we're going to pay. But I became
a member to avoid having to pay more money. That's

(31:26):
probably how they get you. But they also got me
on saying it doesn't auto renew and I was like,
now you're talking, my lefe do this. I mean, I'm
saving money day and doing that. And then I was
walking away to the cold on I have to go
print your card and I was like, I get a card,
all right, let's do this, and then I just was
very smug. The rest of the time I was there,
was like, oh, actually, I'm a member, so could you please?

(31:49):
You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing members. I wish that they
would well make one. I wish they would offer them.
See if we can make past the gravy, I'll.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Say, have you just been walking around the station here
just all smug, like I'm better than all of you.
I'm a member of a museum.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
I knew a lot of science facts. So where did
you learn? Well? I mostly looked at the animals because
that's what my daughter was into But I could have
looked at anything. I have the ability.

Speaker 4 (32:13):
I have the ability of endless knowledge.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Now you're a museum member. I've got a genius. IQ.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
We should start wearing ascots. I don't know what they are,
but I know they're for rich fancy.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
They're like too cool to be a bow tie, but
not quite a scarf. It's an ascot. An ascot. Yeah,
I might just like walk down the museum every now
and they're like, oh, I just check it on how things.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
Oh, the gym exhibit is coming along nicely.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
I'm gonna start doing that and I can start saying
the names of the famous people that donate there, and
it's just everybody that's got a street named after him
in Houston.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Technically, you donated, you paid, I did, I paid, So
you're a museum donor as well. Now too, God, you're
so fans. I really am, dude. I really feel like
I've classed out my life. Should we just become smug
pieces of shit?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
I kind of want to. I would love that just
looked at I don't know. I was reading at the
museum the other day.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Every question we get this way, is that what you
poores go through?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh? The Astros beat my Yankees, I wouldn't know I
was learning about the migration pattern of this bird.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I don't keep a television in my room. It's a
little low class.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
I read books, and I read books, I mean Wikipedia articles,
skim through articles until I feel like I've got the information,
and then I've made my mind up. I would take
your advice, but you're beneath me. Yeah, but also be
in the museum. And I don't know if this is
with everybody in the museum, but I just kept thinking, like,
this place has to be lit at night, because after

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seeing Night at the Museum, also have a night at
the museum too. I don't know if you've seen that one,
you could check that out. There's a sequel to that,
so just watch the second one. Don't they have a third?
Probably Rammy Mallix in one of them, Yes, second one,
I believe. I think he's in at least the first
and second. Oh, I think this is the first. The
Neffer Tid or somebody like, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I think they do. From time to time, they'll do
like cause when no one knew he was I remember
I had a friend a few years ago that invited
me to like cocktail night.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
They were setting up tables, like I know they do
weddings and stuff there, but they were setting up tables
like there was some reception for something. I was like, dude,
you can just get married, and they're like, I'm gonna
have dinner buy the t Rex or the teared act
was like, that's fucking awesome.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Hey, we're getting married and we have autism. Where should
we go dinosaur music or it's just fucking sick. I
got married in a dinosaur blow up costume. It was awesome.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Two t Rex blow up costumes would be guys now
kiss and you're just like your heads together. That's love
right there. But yeah, I don't know something about like
I want to go back now, and probably his football
season starts soon, so like this weekend might be my
only opportunity and I'm kind of.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Booked Sunday mornings early.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
They didn't let you buy let you buy a dual membership. No,
it was just cheap that I probably could have. Yeah,
I'm looking here, you can sign up become a member
due that we can talk shit about pat.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Yeah, I'm looking at the prices for a single and
dual duel only adds like twenty five bucks more.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
You can talk as much shit as you want about
me until I get that IQ test from you.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
I'm just gonna believe you're beneath me. Well, I'm a
member at a museum, so actually my IQ continues to
raise every time I go.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
Yeah, well, I understand patterns in numbers and what shape
is missing from.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
The square, so I'm pretty much a genius. Yeah, but
do you understand why the pendulum operates the way it
does at the museum, which which definitely is the coolest
thing in the museum. It's just the pendulum that it
has little pegs that it knocks over all of the pegs,
but it takes all twenty four hours to do it,
so every thirty minutes. We were sitting there waiting for one,
and when you it's it's it's exactly like when you

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see off the office when when the square hits the corner.
We were sitting there waiting. We went and looked at
something else and then came back, and we came back
and hung out for like five minutes, and then it
fucking hit one, and.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
It was just Yes, maybe I think that's the only
time you're allowed to yell in the museum.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Oh dude, everybody there was jacked. There's jack And then
this other guy brought his kids down. He was like, yeah,
we can wait until the next one. I think it
should happen anytime soon. And we walked away and I
was like, fucking dumbass, you missed it. He fucking missed it, Dude,
a member, he wouldn't know shit. Dude, as a member,
I just saw it. I know when they all happened
every three minutes. I didn't just do math in my head.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I should walk in wearing like a Hugh Hefner style robe,
carrying like a corn cob pipe.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Or just like the old guy from Jurassic Park sex
Steve Irwin, a khaki suit maybe with a vest instead
of like the jacket Canadian tuxedo. That's not classy at all.
The jean jacket is not a class Syrup museum jeans

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are under fire right now, so I don't want to.
You know, I'm an EmPATH. That's why I wore.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Khakis jeans Sydney.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
I think I had better jeans anybody. I'm not that
kind of guy, you know. Just know that I'm just
a superior person because I'm a cultural guy.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I do have perfect genes, as proven by my one
thirty two IQ a man of culture from a free
internet website.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
We should do the wonder Lick test. That would be
that's what we need to do.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
I like, I really want my friends to get is
like wonder Lick test. NFL players, is that not nerdy?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's always great. It's like, really, it's quarterbacks that need
a good wonder Like the farther you get away from
the ball, you don't need it. It's like skill positions.
I guarantee some of my friends in my chat would
be scoring like first round cornerbacks, Like, oh dude, it
doesn't matter if you're smart, you can ball.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Yeah. Museums are back, dude, they're sick. I highly recommend
checking out the museum the ZM as I like to
call it.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Can you bring in like a water bottle you're not
supposed to damn, So I can't smuggle.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
We're feeding my daughter snacks the whole way we were
in there, so they didn't force so edibles all right, Yeah,
edibles would work. Edibles and butterflies sounds like a great date,
but it's.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Like it's I think three four stories.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
We went to the third floor and then my kid
was kind of done with it at that point, so
like we let's go back, but you just get lost
in that ship. I should have done an edible before that,
and just like this, the animals have been lit. It
would have been great, just kind of store real well,
just reading about dinos like that's like you can it's nerdy.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Ship.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
It was like, I'll read about all these.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Makes you feel like a little boy again, How how.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
We evolved from apes and ship like that? Like watching
all that shit like I'm in I'll read all the plaques.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
We want me to sneak a dodgeball in there and
just like run around your meteor and throw it at dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah. The highlight for my daughter was the ducks. Big
fan of ducks.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Ducks are dude ducks.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Fuck. I was like, but there's there's an alligator attacking
gize out right there. You're not interested in that? Yeah,
alligators ducks cat kakkek is like, yes, they do quite
quack very good, does our ducks. And she just wanted
to go back to the ducks.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
All right, you're gonna we're gonna have to go on
a museum dated fuck. Football season's coming ship at the open.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
During a week, aren't they. Yeah, we can get her
a week at some point. That's not We will figure
it out in two years. What if a football bat.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Loser has to spend a night in the museum, that'd
be terrifying.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
I don't think they allow that, but we have to.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
Like we did a bet on it, like, oh, okay,
just hide in the bathroom, that's the goal, like grabbing
a cops gun.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Do the guy ever come out of the bathroom he
had to have it's been forty five minutes. No, I
don't have to be out by then.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
My legs fell asleep when I get out, all right.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, it's not a punishment though, So we can't do
that with it's scary.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Same night at the museum went into.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, I would love to hang out with Teddy Roosevelt.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Yeah, but what about when the bad guy gets this stuff?
There was not a Teddy Roosevelt in this one.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I mean, I'd probably let the bad guy win. To
be honest with you, I just spent a night at
the museum where everything came alive. Do I want to
go back to normal life? No? Like my life will
never top that just ended at that point.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Stay away from the Egypt floor. That's where I learned
for that movie. I mean, Cleopatrack might be there though.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
All right, that's where they get you sexy like a chocolate.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
All right, our other comeback kids, we got slurs. Slurs
are back gang funny enough too. Uh.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
It was not me that added that to the prep sheet.
You would have anticipated that it was me.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
Slurs are back. We're calling robots and AI clankers now
fucking clankers, which is a Star Wars reference. But it's
funny that people like fucking clankers over here, and I
just I don't. My introduction to this was some college
kids that had pushed over one of the delivery robots.
Call it fucking clankers and fuck the clerkers. Was like,

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let's probably just delivering somebody's food. But now it's not
all right, right, I'm against AI and robots, so let's
all let's start calling them clankers.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
You think in like fifty years we'll have to stop
using the R on that word. It'll take a while.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Clankers, that is our word.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
You can't use it just.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
You'll be dead by then anyways, So doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Hey, syriuh, can you help me? You said clanker last week.
I do not follow you anymore.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
You just lose the option to use serious shit.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Sorry Siri, that'd be wild.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
But yeah, clankers, you're back. And I saw some clanker memes,
so that's how you know it's back.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
Grock, Are you a clanker?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Not clankers? Your back slurs your back. Because it's a derogatory.
It's not derogatory. There's not real things. They're not real things.
It's not derogatory if it's not a real thing. If
the person, yes, absolutely can be derogatory the person or
group of people. If I recall all toasters toast fucks,
they couldn't be like, oh right, you fuck you. You're
not You're not a thing, a real thing. Robots aren't real.

(42:03):
You can't tell me that they're real. You can't tell
me they're really like, oh, some of them might be
able to develop you in. No, we don't want that. No,
we do not want don't want that. We don't want that.
There's every every movie ever has shown why that's bad.
What the fuck are we doing?

Speaker 3 (42:16):
There was one movie where it was good and it
was I robot and it was one started good, one
was good out of every single fucking robot.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Well, yeah, they evolve West World.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
We can't.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Oh wait, I can fucking kill the humans. Let's do that.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
You can't hope for robot Jesus.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Yeah, they don't have Jesus because Jesus would probably save
them and kill all of us. So absolutely what you
would do. They've got Darth Vader probably, yeah. Joebot, Oh,
Joe Bot, Joe Joe Bot. That fucking fucking fucking clanker,

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that clanker Joe Bot. Again, don't even fucking start with that.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Have you prayed to Joe Bot today? M Jobot, give
us oil, give us power. Jobot died for our sins.
Jobot powered down for us a.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Moment of powering down, and now this moment of low
power mode. That's what they do. Like robot baseball games.
Please take a moment of low power mode to honor
those followed in the Great Robot Human War of twenty
thirty five.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Some robots still want to believing them. We believe he
was a real robot, but not that he was a
perfect robot.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
And then you have some robots that side with the
humans and they're like kneeling, but like some of them
are like our GDT, so they can't really kneel, so
you don't really know who's on what side. Just makes
it more confusing. Fucking clankers were always making things more
confusing than.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Ever than's just sneaky clankers.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Yep, yep. You think you're making our life easier, but
you're not. Slurs back all right, finally a slur we
can all say, fuck yeah, big news. Kicking is back too.
Kicking is back. Cam Little is the kicker for the
Jacksonville Jaguars, and he had a seventy yardfield goal. It

(44:19):
was dope, and now it doesn't count. It would have
been the NFL record. But now that you just can
get anywhere near midfield and be like, we're going to
kick a field goal, that's pretty sick. It's gonna like that.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Dude's going definitely gonna be drafting like the third round
in a lot of drafts.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Will we ever have a kicker though that can make
like an eighty yard field goal or a ninety yardfield goal?
Like when does it? Like I thought that like sixty three,
sixty five, like the sixties? Was it now that we
had somebody hit a seventy. Somebody's gonna do better. It's
like the miles, Like you can't do a four minute mile, Okay,

(44:55):
well somebody did it, and like we had that cap.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
I think it's like ad yards every twenty years, because
twenty years ago fifty was still like impressive. Now fifty
is like you better make this. It's only fifty. Yeah
I feel that way too, So like twenty years now
they're up to seventy that they can twenty yards in
twenty years, So maybe it's like a yard a year,
But that's.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
What's crazy to me about like like the oly Olympic,
like track athletes and stuff like that. It's like running
has been the same forever, like you can fix form
and stuff, like how are we getting that much faster
with like or and by that much fast, I mean
like got tenth of a seconds faster, but like how
are you still beating records when it's like humans can

(45:38):
run faster than they could before, Like we have HGA,
we have training and stuff.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
It's not just training and substances, But what do.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
You think the cap on, Like are we're gonna be
is there gonna be a kicker? Eventually? They can hit
one hundred yard field goal, like you could be on
your own one and be like, fuck it, we're trying it.
We're gonna do one twenty field goal, like that doesn't
seem possible, but you think it's seventy yard field goal
as possible.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I'm gonna say eighty is where we're gonna top out
as a species. But and that'll be like a dude
hits it in practice, Like no, I don't think we'll
ever see eighty in a game. We probably won't even
see seventy.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Seventy five game. You think seventy five would be the
cap in practice?

Speaker 3 (46:19):
That's another like I don't think like I unless it's
even in like a game ending scenario. I can't see
the coach going for seventy Like, dude, we just got
a haill marry this, Like what are you gonna do?
Like you're gonna kick a seventy yard field goal and
the guy only makes it sixty You look like a
fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
But I kind of like the idea though, Like now
that the hail Mary is just like no, we're just
gonna fucking send him out there, send him out there.
End of a half seventy eight yard field goal. Try it.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
The hail Mary is now on a foot.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
But that also makes it funnier when they track out
the kickers to try and kick the super long ones,
because like, if you don't make it and it comes
up way short, then everybody makes fun of it, and
that's always a fun element of like, ooh, this is.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
The raven with Janikowski.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Yeah, way back.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
Yeah, I think he kicked it like fifty three and
they attempted seventy. Like that didn't look good.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
It was like that, And then that was when that
might have been Gruden. But that led to the other
team being like, I could send a guy back that
could be a returner if this ball is short, and
then you had the kick six in Auburn Iron Bowl
kind of. I would like to think from stuff like that,
we like, if it's fn to fall that much short,
just gonna stand in the end zone and grab it.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
And see that's the other part of it is coaches
aren't gonna attempt it from that deep because then it's
just a free return with a bunch of fat guys
on the field that can't track down a really fast guy.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
I mean someone's gonna like we've we've seen it. It
was a preseason game. Some coach is gonna try it
this year, and it's going to be probably probably the
Jaguarsh I was. I wanted to say the Bears, but
I don't think so. I wanted to say Cleveland, but
I think he's actually a good coach, so I don't
think it will. It'll be some bad coach on a
bad team.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
So you have to have a kick. To have a
kicker that's good enough, Like you can't just have a
run in the middle kicker. You gotta have like Greg. Yeah, greg'serline,
Greg the leg I remember him, and he was able
to do like that guy can kick the ball further
than anyone's ever kicked it before. And he had like
like in practice he could hit all those crazy ones.
But like I think the most he had in the

(48:19):
game was like a sixty two something like that, which
is still really far, still insane, which is funny that
we're minimizing, like a fifty yard field goal is wild
and the fact that we're like there was a forty
eight yard field goal, You fucking piece of shit, What
the fuck are you doing? It's like, well, it's windy,
it was rainy, somebody almost tipped the ball. He's like,
there's a lot of stuff that goes into it.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
You probably have like grease on your shirt from eating
wings all day as you're sitting there complaining about them
not being absolutely will you bitch as I wipe cheese
sauce off of my titty.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
But I would say if you had the cap.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
But like, I feel like it's never gonna get like,
no one's gonna I I don't think it's gonna happen
where we have an eight yard field goal, but I feel.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Like seventy two will probably be the cap.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
I feel like eighties gotta be the max. Somebody could could.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
See an eighty in practice at some point, like twenty years.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
You can do in practice, and why not send him
out there in a game and just fucking do.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
It in practice perfect conditions.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
You're just nailing it like coach of nails.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I mean, actually, maybe we'll see it'll get to the
distance where like they have enough leg, but your quarterback
doesn't have enough arm, So I got hail Mary, you're
not even gonna get it there, depending on who your
quarterback is. But like our cacker can we're down by two.
Fuck it.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I'm gonna say eighty is the cap and I don't
believe it'll happen for anybody making eighty. I can't either,
But I got a cap at eight and I can't
cap it. Like just a we just saw seventy, so
like somebody could probably say he could have done seventy five.
Cami Little could have hit a seventy five ye II
field golf that was seventy five.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I mean you asked me ten years ago, who told you, No,
there's never gonna be a guy that throws one hundred
and hits the ball four hundred and seventy five feet.
Then show hey came along.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
He's a cheater though, well he's not a cheater.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
He's a gambler.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
He cheats because he gambles. He's a rule.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Breaker, but not a cheater, if that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
A criminal.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
He's a criminal, that's.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
What criminal he's. He's being investigated for fraud right now,
isn't he.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Let's probably bring up a Rico case onto why not?

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Like how many fraud cases? It's too many fraud cases.
So like this is the second one in two years,
three years, show hey, like I don't know, not a
great look.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Not a good you know what, Japan, we should probably
just pull his passport, like he's not a good ambassador
for Japan anymore.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Bad luck.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
Yeah, I was about I almost said, I feel like
he needs to go back where he came from wording
on that. That's a little bad.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
You know what he meant, but that's not what he meant.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Listen to your show. Hey, we don't lack it.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
No, look at pal No. I am very famously pro Asian,
so that's not my stance. I know you were famously Asians.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, I'm pretty well known for it. Like
I'm like Jeremy jam big fan of the culture. They're women.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Next comeback kid is the New York Football Giants. Guys,
they're so back. They're so back. They're undefeated in the preseason.
Our quarterback is a superstar. Jackson Dart has swag. He
can sidestep guys. He knows how to make more than
one read on a play, which is awesome. He knows
how to not stare down a safety and then throw

(51:29):
it right to the safety. He's good at looking off receivers.
That's pretty cool. He can move, he can take a
hit and still get the ball out. And everybody seems
to like him, which didn't seem like that was the
case for the last thing. And then also our d
line is going to murder a quarterback. I was watching
the Giants and do we play each other this year?
I hope. I really don't want to go. Yeah, I

(51:51):
don't think anybody does. I don't think anybody does. They
were going against the Jets in joint practice today and
it was just it was a clip of like all
of the highlights of what the def d line did,
but it was just like Abdull Carter, Abdull Carter, Keveon,
Thibodeau Burns, Dexter Lawrence Carter, Darius Anderson, Carter Burns, and
it was just like mauling.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Justin Fields is probably back there, like coach, why the
fuck did we agree with?

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah, he was wearing the red jersey so he couldn't
do anything. It was just like tap tap tap if
it was flag football like they would. It was just
negative yardage. November sixteenth, Pat Hell, Yeah, right around the Giants,
right around T Day.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I'm gonna have to run a lot of screens that day.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, because if you're just thrown on Dante Banks, you're
probably gonna do well, that's our that's our biggest weakness
this corner.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
I've really done a lot of research.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
But also like, oh my god, Abdul Carter is going
to be the coolest thing ever. It's like when you
get a new toy and then you finally start seeing
that like, oh, that's how fast the Ferrari can go.
This is cool. And he's just throwing offensive. He's throwing
three hundred pound guys off. I mean, he doesn't even care. Dude,
do you it's nothing he's throwing me.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Do you have anybody on your team that's wearing the
Guardian cap, the big you know, padded one and then
they just pull like basically a sheet.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
That looks not in game. Game.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
So the Packers, sorry, this is going off on a tangent.
They got Romeo Dobbs wears one. He wore it last
year too, and then apparently still got a concussion while
wearing it. The one he's wearing this year is obscene,
like it is. It's way too big.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
It's like when they do the big big Head mode
in Madden.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
That's exactly what it looks. He looks like a bobblehead.
I'm trying to find that. I found a photo over
it the other day and I was showing people at
work and everyone was just astounded by it. I understand
it's safe. He's just trying to be safe to protect
his brain.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Like, you look silly. You look silly.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
Kind of made me not want him anymore.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Look at that, Robert, like that's the show.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
It looks like a bobblehead.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It's he does get hit, and.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's got the point where it's so big too, like
sometimes from a distance with where they pull the cap
over so it still looks like your helmet and kind
of believe you're just like, that's just caugh. You're wearing
a giant marshmallow on your head. I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Yeah, And it throws you off when you see somebody like,
you know, like walking by in the background. What is that,
what's on that guy's helment?

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Oh no Mindy's just got the guardian cap thing.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Because I see a lot of guys in practice where
like almost everybody in practice was it, which makes sense.
But instead of like, I don't know, in the game,
you're allowed to do it. I get that.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Also, he had like two drops in our preseason opener,
so I a great start. No, we had five as
a team.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
It was it didn't look great.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
You don't want to win preseason, dude, I do you
know who wins preseason all the time? The Ravens. Uh,
Lamar doesn't have a super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Bet he's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I was trying to win regular season.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
I would take this success the Ravens have had with
Lamar on the Giants immediately. Of course, like you, me
and I may get to like the next to last
round of the playoffs every time.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yes, all right, I'm fine with that. Be fine with that.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Is it brutal at the end? Yes, but you get
to talk a lot of ship the rest of the season.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Yeah. And Lamar is so fucking good, so fast.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
But Jackson Dart is also really fucking good, real good.
Russ was looking crispy. Jordan loves the best, you know,
Rust was looking good. Love conquers all. Jameis Winston was awesome.
Everybody does to eat a W. Now, that's bad. You
don't want that on your team. How did you let
that get into your tea? So we did.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
They were like what Jamis say? And they're eating the W.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Everybody in the world had fun of him when he
did it.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Yeah, But then they were like, actually that was fucking awesome.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
I feel like alex is just trying to be happy.

Speaker 4 (55:44):
Right, Jameis Winston, how can you not be happy?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
I love Jamis. You should not be eating any.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
W's, Jamis Winston, can you eat all the ws he wants?
All right? That was that was New Orleans.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
Do you think he has like specialized alphabet soup made
for himself for it's just probably eating my w's this morning.
I bet his wife see that seems like something that
actually Russell Wilson would do. Though the guys I ate
my w's this morning and like shows everyone a picture
and like, dude, we don't like you.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
It would be like, no, they like Russ. They like Russ.
He's a leader. Everybody's saying nice things about Russ. We're
fine and he's great. He was he looked good and
we were going against the Bills starting defense. Then we scored.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
They like him now because it's early in the season.
The second they're trying to sleep on a plane ride
home and he's doing fucking squad lunges up and down,
they're gonna be like, all right, get this fucking weirdo off.

Speaker 4 (56:28):
Jackson and Jackson'll shine.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Also, you got Jamis, you got Jackson, you got Russell.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
You can need another J in there. And Tommy Vito,
you need a J.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Gotta get rid of Russell. You need another J in
the room.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I know, Russell seems the coolest he's ever been.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
You make a shirt that says smoking J's Russell's cool.
He's not.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Russell's cool, He's not. He's cool. Now, don't think now
he's cool. But the Giants are back. Dude, there's no
way this doesn't go right.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I did look at like the best, best and worst
predicts for your team.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
That was the best seventeen nine and eight that was
the best.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Well I saw that. I didn't see that meme that
was the best two words case scenario for every team,
and it was seventeen and oh and oh it's seventeen.
It was like, well, yeah, I guess, but it was
an expert was like nine and eight's that ceiling for
the Giants. I was like, I'd be very happy nine
and eight this year with this team.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
I mean, your defense could be so good that I
wouldn't say that's the ceiling.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Yeah, yeah, now, just fuck around and win more than that.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Just what if you went like twelve and five?

Speaker 1 (57:28):
What if dude? What if?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
I mean someone new has got to win the division?

Speaker 1 (57:33):
And it changes every year. Giants had wined a minute,
except the last two years. We're both the Eagles, right,
Cowboys then Eagles.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Cowboys want I think they're so bad, it's so funny.
Jerry Jones like fully senile Cowboys. And I really enjoy.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Watching my friends just melt down in the group chat
every day about the Cowboys. Yeah, it's really they really
hate you, but that's nice. And I just got to
sit there and go, all right, Giants are back. Other
comeback kid this week? What is it? The last thing
I had this week was your comeback kid? Is bitching

(58:09):
about fantasy football drafts because it is that time of
year where everybody's trying to get together for a draft.
I always feel like Labor Day weekend is the best
weekend to do it because injuries are turned off. At
that point. You can be like, hey, this person is
not playing, you don't draft the guy, and then two
weeks into the preseason they're dead. Like you don't do that.
Then anybody's like, but I'm gonna be on the top

(58:30):
of liby. It's literally an app. You can do it
on your phone now, man, just like you can auto
draft it. You can do this. You can get a
friend to drafted. But we got a draft around this week. Well,
I'm not gonna be able to you gotta peel away
for thirty minutes. Man.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
We have this conversation every single year. Stop going out,
we're going out of time. Just like, hey, this is
my fantasy draft weekend. It's not like I this isn't
a new year that like I'm like, hey, let's move
it to this weekend.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
It's always the same weekend.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Figure out of.

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Time, doing some labor around your house, trying.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
To figure out a time, having the one guy in
the group chat that doesn't respond but then finally responds
after everybody else already like like I got nine people
to say yes to this, and he's like, well, actually
that time doesn't work. You're like, okay, that work around
you mine.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
It's too bad if everyone can agree, but one person
that's on you. You need to work around your other shit.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, but bitching about fantasy football drafts. It's that time
of year.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Did my first mock draft the other day.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I haven't done any mock drafts. No one cares so,
but I would imagine there's a gravy fantasy league. It's
gonna go down again. If you guys give me that information,
I will promote on next week's podcast. But I'm gonna
be in the same two leagues I've been at, not
doing more than that. Mm hmm. I think I have
one next weekend. Uh. One of my drafts is next weekend.

(59:47):
Then I'm in charge of the other one. So excited.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Nothing quite like looking at your freshly drafted team.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
There's no way this goes wrong. And then you're putting
everybody on ir and dropping people. The next week, you're like, fuck,
you finished the draft.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
And then you look and you're like, actually, you know what,
immediately drop this guy, pick up the like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
I love the guy in your league that'll have like
five waiver claims right after the draft, Like you dropped
you drafted all of those guys. Those are guys you wanted. Yeah,
well I wanted it to look at draft score, but
look like I saw it, so and so as available
and he's a backup and if Pooka Aku goes down,
he's gonna be good. Now I'm gonna get this, Okay,
yeah right.

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
Notth Berry staided to look out for this guy, So
I'm just goa stash him.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
I do that. That guy's not gonna win. You're doing
too much. You're doing too much. Yeah, we have the
one guy in the league with like you can see
the amount of transactions people have done, and they'll be like,
all right, this guy did like sixteen transactions. And then
you have the guys in like the fifties, and.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
Like, did you just move guys in and out every week?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Yeah? Yes, I completely read it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
God damn it. I just realized. I think I'm pretty
sure I'm supposed to be moving like the weekend that
my drafts are going to be draft You did it?
You're right, God damn it. Fine, I think I'm supposed
to be having people come in town. Also.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Fuck, that was our Comeback Kids segment. Yeah, come Back
Kids segment. Baby's Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Oh I forgot. I completely forgot to even put that
on Netflix, says a Charlie Sheen documentary coming out that's
probably gonna be awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Is it called Tiger Bud. I don't know we're winning
the Charlie Sheen story.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
I mean, I know, it's like a lot of his
interviews and apparently it's like seven years sober. Now, good
for you, Charlie, crazy, drugged up Charlie was a lot
of fun for a little while there. Yeah, it was
a ride, so we should get a Hopefully it's not
like the Florida or Johnny manziel One, where like you
didn't really go into any of the stuff that we
wanted to know. But I can't imagine they would make

(01:01:47):
a Charlie Sheen documentary that doesn't go into all he
seems like he would.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
Were you really banging the goddesses every day? If it
was just him explaining what he thought about mighty Ducks
because his brother was. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
Probably gonna be great though, it gonna be another great documentary.
We haven't had a good dock.

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I watched way too much I mean everything with the
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Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
You know, he'd be like, yo, I didn't want to
get in your business, but I noticed that you drinking
coke after ten pm? What's up with that? Like? Those
were his questions. They were great. I fucking left the Yeah,
one of the like brains sen us first. And also,
we'd love the other rizz on museum member, though probably

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not probably not a member of the Houston Museum of
Natural Science, but the Rizzer would probably look great in
a passa giv me merch shirt or a hat or
shorts or any of that stuff. Go get you some
pasta gavy merch stuff. We don't ever put you behind
a paywall. If you want to help out with the pod,
this is the way you do it, and you get
some ship in return to We're never gonna ask you
to just donate or whatever anything like that. If you
want to support us, get some cool stuff in return.

(01:05:07):
Show us you wearing the cool stuff we got. The flags.
I know Todd Voss has a flag. He's going to
Ireland for the college football opener. Fuck, and I think
it's Iowa State Kansas State. He's gonna be rocking the
PTG flag. We're excited to see him out there. I
saw the Gravy Day posts we do every Wednesday. If
you send us you doing some cool stuff in a
past to Gavy shirt or with the flag, we're gonna
post it. We'll use it every single time. Tag us

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at past Gray Pod, we'll use that picture. And uh
Ashley's son Xander was rocking the PTG flag in our
Gravy Day post today. But shout out to them, and
if you get some stuff, send us a picture you
rocking your PTG gar. We want to see you guys
repping past the gravy, Past the Gavy merch dot Com,
Past the Gravy merch dot Com. Not cool man, dude,

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that's all right. If you would like to participate in
the not cool segment, just find something event about that
happens to you each week. You know, there's varying degrees
of not cool. If you are trying to hit a

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nail with a hammer and you actually hit your thumb,
that's not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
If you get run over by a bus also not cool.
There's varying degrees.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
It's trying to you know, summarize it four or five
sentences max bes as detailed, but also like you don't
need to get in specific names and stuff like that
as possible, Just something that's easy for us to read
off the screen. At pass grape Pod, use the hashtag
PTG not cool and we will pick a couple of
yours each week to share. This week, we're gonna start
with Abby Givens at Abby Givens seventeen on X and

(01:06:41):
Abby says her not cool is I can't find my
fucking remote. That's the worst. That is the worst. That's
a game. I've been very familiar with. My kid likes
to grab the remotes, and sometimes she'll put the TV
in weird and puts that I didn't know existed, or
she'll the other day, my phone kept saying please enter
this code to purchase whatever, and it was she had

(01:07:02):
opened the Apple TV not while it was on the screen,
it wasn't on another input, and she was just hitting
buttons and she was trying to buy like Apple games
or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Maybe hang it from the ceiling where she didn't reach.

Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
Well, yeah, so we had to kind of hide it.
But then every time I want to change the channel
or look for something, I'm like, fuck, where is it is?
Under this couch cushion, is under this pillow? Is it up?
On the counter, Is it over here? Is it there?
It's it's a thing. And then you'll get her down
for a nap and you're holding her, she falls asleep
and I'm trying to change it from paw Patrol or whatever.
Fucking can't find remote. Then you're just stuck. You just

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stuck watching paw Patrol.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
You're like crawling around on the ground trying to look
under your couch.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Or just when you when you lose it, and especially
when it's like not on a cool channel, you want
it to be on anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Like I don't want to watch General Hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Fuck the episode ended, nothing starting.

Speaker 1 (01:07:51):
This is an infomercial? What is this? I don't want that?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Like you get the are you still watching? And then
you can't find.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
The fucking dude, why does it do that? I hate
that now?

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
Well so that you don't fall asleep and it just
runs fourteen fucking episodes and then you have to go.
It's actually a very good feature.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
Sometimes my TV does, Cale does, and I'm like, why
are you doing this?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Look at cables stay on.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Yeah, that's something cable shouldn't do it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Well, it's a certain company that doesn't really give a fuck,
So why wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Yeah, like, dude, I'm not gonna like. I don't care
if ESPN keeps running, let it run back in the
good old days.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
We wanted that to happen. That we missed number four
on the top ten plays there.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Yeah, there's a simpler time back then. But Abby losing
the remote sucks. Sorry, t's and ps, hopefully you found it.
Josh Tree rights in with our next one at Joshua
Tree seven one three is his handle on X and
Josh says he's not cool. Is my drunk ass thought.
I got throw pillows for my new couch on Amazon,

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but I got covers for pillows. In my defense, none
of the picks workovers. It was all of pillows.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
If you've got covers, and they're probably not just gonna
show the covers.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
Not on pillows.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
But I do get that you're like, no, that's a pillow.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
At some point though, there should be a picture that
does not have the pillow inside of it. It's just like,
this is what looks like and then this next picture
looks like on a pillow.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
But they I feel like we've all done that before.
I've done it several times at least where you like
I'd like to order that. Like I've type in whatever
I want to order, and you don't realize that it's
like oh the filter for this thing or something like that.
They're like, okay, cool. Then you get Ah, that wasn't
what I ordered.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
Damn it. Now I gotta order it together. He even
said he was like in the you know you frequently
bought together, it showed two more pillows, and he was like, well,
I don't need two more pillows. Yeahs leading. It was
actually though, these are the pillows that come that you'll need.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
And I saw Amazon. I was like, please, please don't
share sensitive information or whatever. They shut the fuck up. Amazon.
Help him now.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
He had watched for the World and he would have
learned how to properly order from AM.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
You order on his zip stick or whatever it was,
and they'll drone it to you after they get hacked.
Sod Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:10:02):
Also, I don't want Amazon drones coming to my house.
Have a person do it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Yeah, I want to just they shoot druns out of
the sky.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Well, and that's the other thing. Crazy people like to
shoot at things in the sky. So I don't want
something that I ordered to get shot out of the sky.
And then I never fucking get it right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
We can just fly over my house and my house
is just international airspace. Now that works.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Worst case in there a truck, it breaks down, guess what,
They send out another Amazon truck. They load the shit
on that and then it keeps going. You shoot down
a drone in a backyard, you don't, You don't fucking know.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
You have no idea, And I'm not gonna go collect
it if I find out where it was. That guy's
a gun.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Also, I mean, well, not even if somebody shoot, what
if a bird just flies into it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
Or like a hawk tries to take it. I don't
want to. I'm not buying stuff for hawks.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
There's too high a chance of an aerial incident for
me to trust.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
On the air.

Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Yeah, nine to eleven should have been enough. What if
it flies a new building?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Yeah? What if it runs into Robert Pattinson?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Bezos think about that? You just think about buying Italy
more like bozos? Nice, nice, got him, got him? All right?
That was good? That was good. Uh that does suck, Josh.
We've all been there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Before, buddy, especially when drunk shopping.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
But at least now you can buy the pillows and
you know, you got some sick covers for him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
True.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
My wife got covers from our pillows that we already
had on our couch. And I was like, you bought
new pillows. And I had just like been living on
those pillows for four months, and I was like, that's
so cool, Like you got the new pillows. I really like.
It's like they're not new pillows. They just bought covers.
Oh you fancy they're new to me. Museum people, now, Yeah,

(01:11:42):
new pillow covers.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Every month, buy a new cover, the cover of the month.
Oh yeah, that's good. That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Monthly. Just get the cover of that and we'll play
it on a pillow. A pillow cover.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
Get some fucking dinosaur covers, that would be sick.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
We're cultural people, now, Emma. We we use pillows of
the things of our culture.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
Like fancy make it dinosaurs?

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
Do the dining of nuggets? Coming along? Nice? Fun? Well,
I'm hungry, start it. Uh. This is a group when
we were kind of bitching about before we started the podcast.
School zones are back or no, they're they're not cool.
This week they're back, but they're not cool because I
get why school zones are a thing, but I don't drive,
we don't have kids in school, so we forget. And
then you're like, fuck, how about you just.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Teach your kids not to fucking run in the road,
and then I can still drive fifty miles an hour
past the school.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
But like the parent teacher line, I feel like you
get like a month of just like fucking around. My
mom was a teacher forever. I always talk about how
just the first month, people are just like, I'm just
gonna park in the middle of the street and get
out and then go grab a kid and then come
back and block all these people like you can't do that.
I don't know why you thought that was a okay
thing to do. Or hey, I'm just gonna stop in
this lane right here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
Because they were they weren't hit enough as children. Maybe
oh I am allowed to do anything and canny to
other people because I'm the most important when real I'm
the most important, and they don't even realize that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
Yeah, they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
They have no clue. They have no clue.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
I bet they didn't score one thirty two other Really
they would have known. They're obviously not museum members.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
It'd be smart if you're if you had one thirty two.
You'd know to not do that, you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
Know what, I would say, it's not museum member behavior.
Absolutely not museum member behavior. I would never. I would never,
But yeah, it's schools are obviously there for a reason,
but it's the not remembering that you're going to be
going through the school zone or that they're on and
you're like, damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Today was the first day driving in and I was like,
already a little bit behind because I wanted to hit
this snooze two.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
More times than I should have. Yeah, it happens and
you're going and all of a sudden, you see the
one distance.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
I was like, No, I knew school was coming back,
but it was still an abstract thought in my head.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Literally, World Series like just started today. You literal leagu
World Series is usually like in the middle of it
when school starts. I feel like that's how I would
always like, Oh, no, they're doing regionals. This is bad,
But that's how I always do. Someer was over. I
don't know, I don't care about I don't either, but
it would be like I turn on ESPN because I
want to watch ESPN. I want to watch Sports Center,
Like this isn't Sports Center What the fuck is this.

(01:14:09):
I'm not saying it's not cool if your kids in
Little League World Series. I just don't give a fuck
about like twelve year olds playing baseball when I don't
know any of them as well.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
You shouldn't. It'd be weird if you did.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
Yeah, it's and like I get that. Like in Texas
there's I don't know Wallace, Texas has somebody in it,
but I don't. I just I don't know why. Like
I they good for them, I hope they win. You
didn't watch the Kneadville game. No, no, No, I didn't
know watch real baseball.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
No, I didn't feel like watching.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Why kill myself? You can't gamble on the Little League
World Series.

Speaker 3 (01:14:44):
Fences are way too short too for their age. They
need to people have been saying it for years. They
need to fix it. Like there shouldn't be four people
a game hitting the ball forty feet over the fence.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
And then you have softball and it's like, this is
the same field you're going to play in when you're
that's just a what are you doing? This is it's
all in field? Come on, man, But school zones not cool.
It's a group not cool. I'll go first because I
have a couple of really stupid ones. But actually this
isn't a stupid one. This is a real one. Fuck
you Taylor Swift and New Heights podcast in Travis and

(01:15:16):
Jason Kelsey. Fuck you guys. They know it's Gravy Day
and so they waited until Gravy Day right about when
we like, I think that's coming out in like an hour,
right about when we're gonna be releasing our episode. Oh hey,
we gonna have Taylor Swift on. This is gonna have
a billion views. Like, you fucking tried to cut Gravy Day,
and I'm not cool with it. All right, you know
it's our day. You know it's our day. Don't not Okay,

(01:15:38):
you got everything in the world, you can't fucking try
and take our thing too. Can you imagine how much
they were able to jack up the ad rates for
that episode?

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
Yeah, it's eight zillion dollars a fucking ad.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
Normally your ad is I don't know, let's say five
thousand dollars on the episode this week, it's gonna cost
you fifty Why there's a very special we got a
big guess, a big guest.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
And nobody leaked it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
Though, But I guess you know, if the advertiser leaked it,
they might be, well, you're done forever.

Speaker 1 (01:16:06):
Yeah, they probably wouldn't do that, but yeah, them trying
to cock gravy dy not. Okay. So if you're watching
this episode, listen to it and then watch it again.
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with the Swifties.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Now, we just got to listen to fucking Swifties. Oh,
I got Taylor's new album's coming in the bab ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
ba Baby by Taylor Swift bar Babe. I don't fucking care.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
I can't wait though, until they're like all right, And
if you notice that around the thirteen minute mark, right there,
she it looks like she pointed towards her ear lobe.
And you know what they say about the ear lobe,
that is the pathway to the heart. I bet it's
about Travis. I bet the song is about Travis because
you see the AIRLB Travis. It's her heart Travis, that's

(01:17:02):
who she loves get and like you're gonna have girls
breaking down episode of the podcast on some like and
you saw this little uh I think was what was that?
Was that water she was drinking that didn't look like water?
Is she trying to say she's drinking holy water?

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
I saw a video already of a Swifty yelling at
a man in her office because he was just like,
she's got a new album coming out? Who Cares? And
she's like, how did you say who cares? Really you're
saying who can fuck you? And she like gave him
the finger and stormed off. And I was like, he's like,
don't you think you might? Do you think it's possible
you might be overreacting about Taylor Swift a little bit?

(01:17:39):
And she's like, how dare you say that? And she
stormed off and he was like, I think she's overacting it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
A little bit. You seem like you're overreact.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
You're almost forty and you're freaking out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
But yeah, that's not cool. And then my other not
cool is really that I've just spent way too much
money on team gear.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Last two weeks, saying but video games, I was, I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
Mean, there's sales on NFL shop getting the last year's
stuff out. I was like, I'll buy some cool drive
fit stuff. I bought a lot of stuff for me,
and then the NHL had a thing, and I bought
a lot of stuff for me. And then I realized
that my daughter's Giant stuff is a little tight on her,
and so I spent way too much money on her.

(01:18:22):
And then I was like, well, I have to get
her Sam Houston stuff they played football too, and then
west Ham stuff. I got to get you new west
Ham stuff. But I'm writing it off of being like
I'm getting this for two kids, because then kid number
two eventually he's gonna get to wear that too. But
I spent several hundred dollars on New York Giants, Sam
Houston and west Ham gear, mostly here Giants gear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
His level of excitement for the Giants is what I
wish he had for the Yankees this year.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
But like, like check out, I'm not going to put
her picture on the screen right here, but this is
a pick. I have the Giant Giants chain and it's
got the fun logo on it, and she just swagged out, well,
she she's really into it. Whenever she comes to my office.
This is her she put it on. It's an unfathomable

(01:19:10):
level of and she was rocking the Giants chain. I
was like, I'll get you some gear. It comes down.
But like she did that, she did that in my
heart like it was it. I was like, all right,
come here, we'll let's get an NFL shop. But I'd
show my wife was like, what about this, and she
was like, yeah, she'd wear that, that'd be okay, and
she thought. I was just like asking her what she thought,
and I was like, got him all of them? And
you bought all of those? I was like, yeah, got

(01:19:31):
her Elik Neighbors Jersey, her first jersey, baby's first jersey,
Milik Neighbors. Where's number one? Guests? How old she is? One? Perfect?
It was meant to be sure. Hope he doesn't ask
for a trade in the next year. He won't. He's
gonna be on a good team. Me on a good team.
He's got a quarterback in the future is fine, It's
gonna be great. But uh yeah, just I spent way

(01:19:53):
too much money on team gear and it is not
a good not a good habit to be it. I
just gotta stop by and shit. But then I'm probably
gonna keep buying stuff. So that's my that's my not cool,
it's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
I've got.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
Mine was all day to day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
So I walk in this morning and I see the
owners there and I was like, oh, we got it
catering today. I could just see some stuff getting set up,
and as like I'm starting to see what's going on
with it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
I was like, hey, you is someone going with you?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
You know he's seventy. I was like, this feels like
a lot of stuff to lift up and stuff. He's like, uh,
He's like, yeah, we're good. Chance is probably gonna be you.
And I was like, oh great, I fucking hate I
don't mind it, like it's not bad. But normally all
I ever do is like I'll help to drop off,
which is all this was. But then as it started
going on, he was like, uh, yeah, I'm not going
so like I brought some other people with me. But

(01:20:46):
we show up to the place it was at like
it was at like Cisco headquarters, but we show up
in the front desk doesn't know where we're going. We
don't know where we're fucking going because I haven't been
really given any information on this. I was just given
an address and for a person who apparently wasn't there,
so I'm I was standing in the lobby for like

(01:21:06):
fifteen minutes, having to call my boss back, like dude,
I need you to get me some information where I'm going.
The front desk doesn't know. Finally he was like, oh yeah,
they said they're going to send someone down. And after
five minutes of waiting, I just said fuck this. And
I was like, you said the elevator, so that way,
I'll figure it out. Go set it all up. Then
around two or like one point thirty, he was like, yeah,

(01:21:27):
you know, it's probably good for you to go back now.
So I get there like two, the meeting is still
going on. They're like, oh yeah, actually, can you just
give us like half an hour? Forty five minutes later,
I finally get left man sitting in the lobby just
I was just sitting. I was kind of like dozing
off in a chair right outside the room for a
little bit, playing crosswords on my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
That would be funny if he made him like wake
you up later. I'm taking a nap out there, give
me when you're done.

Speaker 3 (01:21:51):
Oh oh you're still sitting out here. Oh yeah, you
could have came in like ten minutes ago. Was like, cool,
I have no way of knowing that. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate.
That's the fucking worst.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Yeah then how why didn't you du and you say
something I didn't fucking know and you already told me
to do this thing. I'm listening to you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
Then they didn't eat like half the food, so then
I had and I didn't bring any to go containers
because once again I was given zero information on this.

Speaker 1 (01:22:09):
It was just go drop off, go get mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
So then I had to wait for them to like
walk to their corporate cafeteria and get to go stuff
so then they could box up all the shit. And
then so yeah, I was half an hour late getting
back here because I spent most of my day sitting
in a fucking lobby.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
That sucks, but it's like better than having to do
the hard labor kind of.

Speaker 3 (01:22:27):
Yeah, I mean apparently also apparently was very busy at work,
so I missed all that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:32):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:33):
Yeah, so some positive, I mean, probably would have been
better if I had been there, but probably nothing went wrong,
so good. But yeah, it was just catering is sitting
around all fucking dat. I felt like I was in
the military. It was just hurry up and wait.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
Just the miscommunication with all catering stuff is like when
they don't answer the phone your contact doesn't like you said, well,
I'll just figure it out myself. You never figured out
your off the first time. You have to like this
isn't the rumor supposed to go in do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
I said it up like this our catering managers back tomorrow.
I'm gonna throw mass potatoes at her.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
I hate you for doing it. I think that's that's
the right thing to do. Yeah, I ask you what
her i Q is when she's obviously not as high
and be like, but then I ask you if she's
a museum member, because if she is, she has passed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:20):
I did get to text my dad back ham in
your old building. You want me to steal anything?

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Did he tell you should he should have?

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
He just gave me the dad ha.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Robert, which you're not cool.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
It's also food related, but it's like our lack of
self control. So over the weekend, Sem and I had
fried Oreo's at a restaurant for dessert.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
And you're looking for fried oreos last week, weren't you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
Uh, this was a different week.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
You know they're doing those in restaurants now.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
I thought that was I just required two podcasts with
you this week and bleeding into that. Yeah, we required
a special podcast for you guys later. And yeah, Robert
and I have been thrown off all week. MO prog podcast,
MO problems. Leep that part out. We don't let her know.
We don't let them know who it is. I mean,
you didn't sleep it out. Don't don't bleep it out,

(01:24:11):
bleep all that up. I'll lop it on it. So
they were that was a name they would, they smart,
they gave. So I had, uh, fried Oreos. That's the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
And my brother's coming into town this weekend, and thought,
you know what, why don't we fry oreos at home.
We can do that at home, and and we'll just
so it's not just Sam myself, it's my brother and
his girlfriend and my mom whatever, so it'll feel more
worth it than just the two of us. So we
went to we went grocery shopping on Monday, and Sam

(01:24:41):
about a pack of oreos and I think it comes
with like the three sleeves. We're down to our last sleeve. Yep,
it's not the weekend yet.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Once you start a sleep, you have to finish the sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
That yeah, kind of it's like a girl's got googie role.
Like when you open the little thing.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
You might as well just eat the rest of those
and go get the rest.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
We're absolutely gonna finish them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Be for it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
My brother couts it down.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Also, if you want to go nuts with it, use
pancake batter.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah, And then I say,
did you bread it? Because I've seen people that did
the fried oreos that they just do it in the
oil and frying it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Really chocolate syrup probably you know, stick with the chocolate chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Sam's been as of yesterday, she added a peanut butter,
peanut butter fox that fox. She put the peanut butter
on the oos, then bread it. We haven't fried any
oreos yet, that's what I say.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Actually, a great idea. That's why the control we have
your peanut butter, dunk then in the batter, then fry.

Speaker 1 (01:25:38):
Yes, instead of like egg. That's interesting, Okay, try that.
I hadn't consider that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
You'll have three sleeves. You can try a bunch of
different ones.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Yeah. I don't know why. I've never thought that you
could just fry oreos at home, but I kind of
want to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Do we have to do the most fucking food centric
podcast on the one day of my life?

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Roberts. Uh, Roberts had a lot of oreos. That's just
not cool. Yeah, control sounds like a nice little treat.

Speaker 5 (01:26:07):
They were supposed to last two They weren't even supposed
to last. They were just supposed to be there until
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
I can't in my house. We're already almost done with them.
Cookies disappear in my house and my wife brought home something.
I put it on the top of our cabinet. I
was like, I'm not touching these. And I've done a
good job all week. That's self control. But it's like, no, no,
yeah I can't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
I'll eat cookies for breakfast if they're around.

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Yeah, you can't. If I can eat it in two seconds,
like done. But yeah, oreos like don't even really count, dude,
Yeah they don't.

Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
There's small cookies and like there's like, yeah, you kind.

Speaker 3 (01:26:42):
Of have to did you get the Selena Gomez ones.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Good question. No we did not, but we got double stuff.
But apparently there's a megal mega stuff. Should we be megas?
Should we fry mega stuffs? Or is there mega stuff
mega stuff?

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
It might get to the point where, actually, I mean,
if you're doing pancake batter, it should hold pretty well. Yeah,
why not go crazy?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
You know what? You sway both and then try both.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
I wonder if the icing is gonna like liquifile.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
And then do the reverse ones or the vanilla oreosos
are good too. Never had the ment ones, but I
want you've never had mint orioles. I want them.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
They're perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Yeah, I would imagine they would.

Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Be like I'm eating orioles. But also my breath problem.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
I don't have to brush my teeth now this is
good for my teeth.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Also green, I like green.

Speaker 1 (01:27:28):
Okay, yeah that works. That's uh all right? Solid not cools, everybody,
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Speaker 2 (01:29:51):
We do just answer the question.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Why do you just answer the question? Answer thanks the subject,
Just answer question any questions?

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Our first question comes from Tucker Glenn, who sounds like
he would be like a Fox News correspondent that five
This week with Tucker Glenn. We've got Tucker Glenn filling
in for Glenn Beck.

Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
It's Tucker Carlson and Glenn Bex just had a baby,
Tucker Glenn.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
Yeah, I mean that's what it is. I don't know.
I'm sorry we're hitting on your name when on your name.
I'm just pointing out an observation. Tucker says, if you
had to be executed and lethal injection was not an option,
which method would you choose?

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
I mean, I know, guillotine, that's the coolest way to die.
It's quick. Also, I want an open casket afterwards, holding
my head like a football.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
That'd be sick. You're right, anything about the football movie,
Like my first movie was like just bullet to the head,
get it over with.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
And even then I wanted an open casket just because
I think it would be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
But like.

Speaker 3 (01:31:06):
Guillotine. It's a spectacle. Hey, guys, come out this Saturday,
watch me die. I think it would be fun have
all the boys out, have people place bets on how
far my head's gonna roll.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
Oh, you play a line, that would be cool.

Speaker 3 (01:31:24):
Maybe put like a shuffleboard court right in front of it,
like a soccer goal. They kick it, E can kick
my head.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
I'm dead. I don't. I thought I did think about guillotine,
but I feel like I would go by hanging, and
then I could do.

Speaker 3 (01:31:42):
It's a horrible way to die because it's over fast.
Not okay, not that fast. You're also snapping your necks.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
You lose your consciousness. You're just done.

Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
No, no, no, the guillotine. You're just done, are you?
Or like what if? Like what if you still are?
Like oh no, and I just don't.

Speaker 3 (01:31:58):
My head's just not yeah. I mean, and that's the
other cool thing. You might get like two seconds, but
I don't think there's gonna be much pain.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
But if you got the hanging one, I don't think
you would get two seconds. Like your brains disconnected, you're
not feeling anything.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
We don't know, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
I know you're not gonna get long. But like what
if for like two seconds you're like ow fuck and.

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Then you lose your consciousness and then you can be
like first time you get to do that meme.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
No, hanging horrible choice.

Speaker 1 (01:32:32):
You wouldn't go okay, absolutely not. Uh Well, I had
hang and then I had execute, like I did power
ranked mine. I really thought about this one. I did hanging.
Execution by gun.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
Yeah, like firing squad would be dope.

Speaker 1 (01:32:45):
To firing squad is different than execution by gun, I
feel like, but it is the same thing because but
firing squad is like they could hit you and make
your stomach and you could just bleed out that way, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:32:54):
Yeah, but that's the like that's why guillotine is so better.
But firing squad nothing spectacle.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
Spectacle, but like execution by gun would just be like
bam the back head, It's over. That's quick. Also, if
I had the option of the war the warrior's death
or soldier's death from Gladiator, then I could still think
I had a chance to get out of it, like
Maximus did. Spoiler. Robert, you watch you Gladiator too, you
can do like that. It's good, okay, but like where

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he's like all right, he gets on his knees and
they're supposed to stab him the head with the sword,
and then he flips, takes the sword, kills the guy
and kills the other dudes, And then I think I
had that. Also, if I'm doing hanging, I can still
think Pirates of the Caribbean. Maybe Orlando Bloom is gonna
save me sword, I mean, if not guillotine the cool. Now,
this would also be very painful and I wouldn't be

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able to take it. But supuku, just fucking sword yourself
out of honor. That's like the Samurai way. Yeah, that'd
be sick, because I think that, like hanging, if you
kick a stool out, you suffocate yourself because you don't
break your neck. If you break your neck, you're just done.
I think you're just done, like you lose your consciousness.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (01:34:03):
I don't think you would snap that.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
I mean it's supposed to like snap right away, but
also it might not true. It's like the only ones
worst would be like being burned to death and drowning. Yeah,
like drowning is the worst.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Yeah, probably the steak would suck, But that's a fucking
epic way to go.

Speaker 3 (01:34:21):
Okay, I wasn't thinking about that getting burned like a witch.

Speaker 4 (01:34:24):
Yeah, like it's not fun. It's a terrible way, like
not not a great method.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Hey, you don't want to go out screaming?

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
Yeah, and you had like you're definitely gonna scream.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
That's why I like Gillotine's instantaneous, but like coolest way. No, no, no,
nobody's gonna kill me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
I got this, Okay, So I put hanging execution by
gun guillotine was third firing squad fourth, just because I'm worried,
like what if you hit me in the shoulder and
I gotta bleed off of my shoulder? That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
And then five I couldn't really think of like another one.
I was like, I don't want to do gas chamber.

Speaker 1 (01:34:54):
I don't want to do other Like all the other
stuff is like real fucked up ship that they didn't
like ancient times. But what about the execution. It just
has the axe, like that would be sort of a guillotine,
but it's like not as cool as guillotine. Like this
mean guy just is wearing a mask. He's gonna axe
my head off and that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
I mean, it would suck because you're being dismembered. But
like Black Knight, Ony Python, you just chop off limb
by limb until you get to my head.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
That would be worse.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
It would suck, but it'd be funny.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
That'd be worse. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
Also, being drawn and quartered would fucking blow.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
I think you guys pointing out the negatives of hanging
might make me go guillotine. Yeah, guillotine. That's what you're going.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Guillotine too, all right, y'all won me over? Like it's
a public spectacle. I want people to get a little enjoyment.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Hanging is a little bit of a public spectacle too, though.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
Yeah, but it hurts way more.

Speaker 1 (01:35:48):
We don't know, but we think could it could hurt me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:52):
Guillotine, It's that's it. There's no walking away from that.
My neck's not strong enough to stop a giant blaze.

Speaker 1 (01:36:00):
That's true. It's just done. Yeah, the rush has to
be wild. You know, you know it's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
Can I go upside down? I want to see it.

Speaker 1 (01:36:13):
I want to look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
That's crazy the way like you can yell out one
last word, Teddy's dead.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
So guillotine is the way to go. Great question. Great
question really makes you realize that lethal injection is kind
of the easy way.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
Oh fuck this, next question?

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
All right? Next question is from Cali House, and Calli says,
why is yawning contagious?

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
I'm now like, all like, I'm fighting to not yawn
right now? Me too, even reading the word yawn. I've
been yawning all day too. Been a good good job
of not doing it during the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
I think I think I've yn during the podcast a
couple of times.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Probably did the beginning, but I don't know. Well, she
get at least we got a link right here? Does
anyone actually know?

Speaker 1 (01:36:59):
So I found it's the things. I think it has
the answer to it, but I wanted to like just
attach the link and then guess. My guess is that
it's got to be something that's good for your body,
because it's like an involuntary thing and your body knows
it's good. So when you see somebody else doing something
good then and your body is just like, well, we
should do that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
I mean, at the base level, it's probably just because
sleep kicks ass and your body is like, oh someone else,
sleep me sleep too. I like sleep, sleep awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:37:26):
That's true, but I don't think it could mean you're sleepy.
But let me I'm gonna open this link.

Speaker 3 (01:37:31):
It's probably like a like ancient reaction to predators because
I think yawning it's just trying to get more oxygen
in your bloodstream to actually wake you up as part
of what it is. So it's probably like you see
someone else doing it and you're like, oh, I should
probably say alert to for predators.

Speaker 1 (01:37:46):
Okay, So this says. A two thousand and seven study
by psychology professor Andrew Gallup concluded that yawning likely serves
to regulate the temperature of the body in the brain.
When we open our mouths to yawn, our jaws stretched
down to the near low position, heightening blood flow in
the area that is then cooled by the quick intake
of air. That was kind of right, and then, it says.

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The contagious nature of yawning is believed to dim from
empathy or an innate recognition that if someone else is
in need of brain cool down, you might be too.

Speaker 3 (01:38:16):
So boys, just if your what or girl, wife whatever
ever's like you don't have enough empathy back, really yawn
I'll prove it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Yeah, well I yawned when you yawned. Sorry, babe, It
built in them's the rules. I can't say I have
no empathy. I have some excuse me, I'm an EmPATH.

Speaker 3 (01:38:32):
That'd be great next time you yawn after somebody y.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Sorry, sorry, I'm an EmPATH urged in path. I feel
bad when I do this to people, but I just,
you know, gotta cool the brain down. I'm doing a
great job of actually fighting off not yawning. It was
so hard to do while doing the voice. But also
if you yawn a lot just way, I got a
hot motherfucking brain.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Dude, Well then also people will just be like, dude,
you need to sleep more. I know I'm yawning all.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Day, but is it I like the term hot brand like,
did your brain is fucking ice cold?

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
My brain fucking steaming?

Speaker 1 (01:39:04):
My brain is?

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
I mean, my brain's running.

Speaker 1 (01:39:07):
Hot the time.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
I'm yeah, museum member, fucking it's like the surface of
the sun.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
And there Robert's over there with a cool ass brain.

Speaker 1 (01:39:14):
Yeah, you got the coldest brain in this podcast, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
Also, I drink a lot of beer, y so I
do feel like my brain actually is physically hot today.

Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Yeah, that's probably why yawn one from alcohol. So our
brains need to cool down. And that's where we yawned.
And then if you see someone else yawning, your brain
is like, I should probably chill out and cool down too.
I'm gonna yawn, And that's why it's involuntary.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Your body's like, hey, let's take it. Let's chill let's
be zen for a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:39:40):
Yeah, it's just chill time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
I'm all about chill time. It's actually really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
About brains to do that. Hey, sorry, your brain's so
fucking hot. You need to chill out a little bit, thanks, brains.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Yeah, shout out, brains.

Speaker 1 (01:39:53):
Look if if you don't, if you don't, uh, you don't,
watch out, you just might learn a little something on
past the gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:59):
Every now and then, it's always accidental, but it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
So sometimes it happens. Sometimes it happens. All Right, we
got next, What do we have? Power rankings?

Speaker 3 (01:40:09):
Seems like about that time?

Speaker 1 (01:40:10):
Okay. Our power rankings this week are from Dave t
at PPWL one on XP. Dave says, power rank these
sports talk show hosts slash analysts on who is worse?

Speaker 4 (01:40:27):
So number one on your list would be who you
think is worse. Five is who you think is the
best of these five.

Speaker 1 (01:40:33):
The five sports talk show hosts slash analyst he gives
us are steven A Smith, Shannon Sharp, con cow Heard,
Skip Baylist and Joe Buck. Robert I only know one
of these people. No, you don't. How was that pot
not true? I only know one of these people, Joe Buck,

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Joe Buck. Oh oh yeah, I was gonna say, you
don't know who Stevens never watch ESPN. Ever, No, I
don't have cable.

Speaker 3 (01:41:01):
You don't know who Skip Bayless is. No, that's actually
a fucking great world to live in.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
I have no idea who. So my number is such
a fucking cold branded. Your brand is ice cold, like
the fucking Arctic bro. So my number five would be
Joe Buck because I actually like him. I think you
can try Bucks the man. I love that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:41:20):
And then I mean, I've heard some of these names,
but I really have no idea who they are. But
I'm gonna go number four as Colin Coward, Shannon Sharp,
number three, steven A Smith. Number two is Get Bayless
number one.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Mmm, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, H're right, You're right a
lot about that's yeah, Umber one, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
I'll go next. Yeah, it's Joe Buck. Five Joe Bucks awesome.
People just hate on him because when it's a national
broadcast and it's not your homer announcers, everything sounds like that, right,
but it's not right. Also great forehead for Shannon Sharp.
I love Shannon Sharp. Shannon's awesome. Lets it fly. He's unk. Dude,
He's unk, and he likes to go live while banging.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
So you just hear it maybe a certain people, but
it's fine. Hadn't been proven and I've been proven in
a quarter of all yet Uh it's also not fine.
I didn't mean that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
This is where it gets tough, because now it's just shit.
I'll go, I guess I'll go callin Coward three. He sucks.
I liked him at the beginning, but now it's just
he's become hot take city. But like, at least I
feel like he at least watches all the sports. Okay,
he's just he just has bad takes, like the famous

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Lebron We're good. Ben Simmons is here now that an age.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Well, no, I didn't not at all to all go
stephen A.

Speaker 3 (01:42:48):
He's just ESPN. It pays him so much he has
to be on everything, so it's fatigue and it sucks.
But there's also times where he's talking about stuff you're like,
you don't watch.

Speaker 1 (01:42:55):
This, like hockey's banking out this Stanley Cup final. But
I hate when he is talking point and then they
like run that like in earlier today steven A. I
don't care what steven A said.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
There's been multiple times where like he'll bring up a
player and then the Internet's like, he's not on that team.

Speaker 5 (01:43:09):
This year, I think the only clip I ever seen
of Steve A. Smith, I've heard the name of lot.
The only clip I've seen of him is when he
was talking about mewtwo.

Speaker 3 (01:43:17):
And that's the other thing. It's like, Jesus, ESPN, this
is why we all ask for highlights. You've got fucking
Pokemon segments for with Steven A. Smith. Nobody in the
world wants that. Don't get me wrong, it was funny,
but that doesn't need to be on ESPN. And number
one is Escape Bayless. He is the pioneer of what
ruins his sports television. Everything's a fucking debate show. Now

(01:43:40):
I want sports. I don't want your opinions and just
debating and you guys taking opposite sides just so both
sides can be prevented.

Speaker 1 (01:43:47):
I don't mind. I don't mind the debate show, but
it's like, I don't want every show to turn into that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:51):
And one debate show that was cold Pizza was good,
and now it's every fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:44:00):
Yeah. Yeah, this is a great list of just making
me hate what we're doing. Uh So I'm gonna go
five Joe Buck he rocks four, Shan and Sharp He's
he's like a shit starter and I kind of like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
That about it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
I don't know. Skip, Skip Man, ain't rot Skip.

Speaker 3 (01:44:20):
It's a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Yeah, hall of famers too, still jacked. Three is Steven A.
I think Steven a is We're oversaturated with him, but
I think he is a good like broadcaster. He just
gets paid to do hot takes, so he has to
do the hot takes.

Speaker 3 (01:44:35):
They made him go too broad It's not his fault.
The stuff that he knows about, like basketball and boxing, Yeah,
he fucking knows. He's really good at that. Don't need
him commenting on every sport when I know he's not
watching it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:46):
Absolutely absolutely, And then I'm gonna go too. Is Steve
is Skip Bayless. Skip Bayless is two. I wanted to
put Skip at one because he is a really really
annoying dude, but he's the fucking pioneer of just he
is entertaining of hot take and like he is the
pioneer of that where it's just like Lebron James is
the worst player in the NBA, and you're like, fuck, yeah,

(01:45:07):
he's gonna do a whole show on this, like that
would like in the beginning of when all of this started,
You're like, absolutely, I'm gonna watch the next thirty minutes, Like, say,
the best player in the NBA is the worst player
in the NBA.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
All he's ever done is disrespect Lebron James. I do
love that the Cowboys do in the Super Bowl every
year and then throws away his jersey and then picks
it back out of the trash next year. The best
Nothing will beat that. I don't remember what it was,
but something bad happened in the Cowboys and then he
took a video no words, him just.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Breathing, Yeah, Sally is Sally is Shannon.

Speaker 1 (01:45:41):
It's he's like old but just weird. Yeah it was
he's I love it he did. I hate what he
did to like the medium, but like he's the og
of it, and like When it first started, it was like,
it's like Trump, and I'm not trying to make this
it's not political at all, but it's like when Trump,
like you can just say whatever the fuck you wanted

(01:46:01):
a debate, like nah, you're a fat piece of shit,
like he can you can just say that, and then
if they say stop doing that, you say, no, I'm
not going to do that. Like Skip Bayless was like,
I can literally just say the exact opposite of what
is true and then James will never be better than
Joan Yeah, and then just die on that hill. It
is like, ha ha, you can do that, I guess.
And then the Internet figured that out and the Internet

(01:46:23):
ran with it, but it ruined a lot of the television.
So Skip is two because I hate con Cow heard
the most out of all the Concow just like the Socks.
The Little League Softball World Series was on the other day,
so I had it on FS one when I was
just doing some work and it was just like, this
guy is just and I know, I just said, Skip
Bayless was just finding his own hot takes, like he's

(01:46:43):
not the og of it. Con cowherd is not the
og of it, and he's doing things so I'm like,
you're a copycat if you were the starter of it. Yeah,
he used to to have like a regular radio show.
He talked sports, and he's like, I need to say
that none of these quarterbacks to wear their hairs backward.
And this is me doing uh, I'm doing political dude
instead of of cond I couldn't leave his name right,

(01:47:06):
but it's just him just being like so and so
wearing a backwards hat. I don't want that guy being
the leader of my football team. Shut the fuck up,
You nerd like to relate everything to And this is
how it's like marriage. It's like I'm going on a date.
This is this is you know, the Green Bay Packers.
They've they've been married, they've been they've been in a
long term relationship. But you know what, Batt Lafleur, he's

(01:47:29):
the new hot chick. He's the new hot chicks. So
I just know you've always got your eye wandering. You
always got your eye wandering. Now, the Denver Broncos, Sean
Payton was the was the ferrari of the tender. Sean
Payton was the ferrari the tender. And I know what
I'm getting with that. That's why I trust Jean Payton,
Kellen Moore. He's been in too many relationships. I'm still

(01:47:50):
just his rebound. I'm not gonna trust the Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:47:52):
You date Killimore. He's young, but you know he's not
ready to You have.

Speaker 4 (01:47:55):
The fun with him, but you know it's not going anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:47:58):
Brian Davil, he's been around too long, but now he's
time to shotter, get out the pot.

Speaker 4 (01:48:02):
What are we doing with this? Is this a long
term relationship? Is this something we should put it into.

Speaker 1 (01:48:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:48:09):
Basically, that's what every show is. Just compare this to this,
Compare this to this.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
I don't know. I like Captain Crunch. Who are the Raiders?
The Raiders?

Speaker 3 (01:48:17):
Also, I hate that here Applejackson his studio, everyone is
like sixty feet apart from that, which also infuriates me.
I don't know why it makes.

Speaker 1 (01:48:24):
He has his big chair and then it's just like, oh,
you wanted to be a guest, Well cool, yeah, you're
in seven other rooms away.

Speaker 3 (01:48:30):
It's like he's on one wall, the I can't remember
her name, the girl is on the other wall. The
guest is fifteen feet in the middle of both of them,
in the middle of the room.

Speaker 1 (01:48:38):
Here if you want to, we'll do a visual representation
of this if for all of your YouTube viewers. So
if you're listening, go go catch up on the pod
on the YouTube right now. But Pat, youb concowered, I'll
be I'll be Jackson Dart your new guest on the show.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
Hey Jackson, how you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:48:55):
Oh? Hey, Con, it's me Jackson Dart. I'm I'm on
the show right now. Love, Thanks for having me here,
Thanks for being on the other side of the room.
Oh they yeah, what I couldn't hear you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:07):
It's so like every time, Like I hate the fact
that you can't get two people in the same camera
shot on his show.

Speaker 1 (01:49:14):
It is it doesn't make sense. It makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (01:49:18):
We did get the great clip though, of LeVar Ball
wouldn't turn around and he was basically telling the woman
shut up, men are talking and just like would not
talk to her because she said one thing critical of
him one time. Yeah, that was a good moment of it.
But everything else about his show awful all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:49:35):
Like Pat McAfee's show has like I get it, it's
a studio where like Pat's right there, then he's got
his other chair that he has an interviewer with and
then he's got his he's got like the the table boys.
But like I get like, if you're you have more
than one co host, why they would have their own area.
But it's still like it doesn't seem like you're on
a football field and they're on the twenty and you're midfield.

(01:49:58):
That's the best analogy for it right there.

Speaker 4 (01:50:00):
That's exactly what it is. And then there's me doing
analogy for concow Herd.

Speaker 1 (01:50:03):
But yeah, conkow Herds were started with conkow Herd first,
Skip Bayles second, Steven A. Smith third, Shannon Sharp fourth,
and Joe Buck fifth. These are good power rankings.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
I like that. That was a fun list. More of
the power ink shit you hate.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
I kind of like that, kind of like that a lot.
Next up, we got Raymundo being a vitez at k
Mundo b on X. He just messaged me he got
a pass gavy tattoo.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:50:29):
So now I think we're at five About time, we're
at five gravy gangers, big old pass gavy tattoo on
his cat, just.

Speaker 3 (01:50:36):
Way bigger than ours too. Yeah, he's just gonna fucking flex.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
On os like that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
Appreciate three time MVP. That's how it works.

Speaker 1 (01:50:43):
That it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
Our tattoos could fit inside his tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:50:46):
Yeah, yeah they could, Yeah they could. Raymundo says he's
at camun to be on X and he says, front
yards the mustache of the house.

Speaker 3 (01:50:57):
No, it's the bushes. The bushes are the mustache. I
was trying front yard would be more like the beard,
because the bushes are just right there on the front, right,
like I'm saying, I guess it's if your bushes are
right up against your windows. I'm thinking like the house
I grew up in, or you could even say maybe
like the flower bed that's right there underneath that.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
I like bushes better. I like bushes better. I was
thinking garage, but that's not even anything that grows.

Speaker 3 (01:51:21):
No, that would be like an earring. It's off to
the side.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
Yeah. I was trying to think that if you were
looking at a house the garage on the front like
you had, you could make it look like that was
like the mustache. The dragway could be the mouth and
all that. But yeah, the the yard is like the
goatee of the house. Yeah, and then bushes are absolutely
the mustache of the house. That's the greenery. That's right,

(01:51:45):
grow out. You get a handlebar bush, you little thin
little bush.

Speaker 3 (01:51:50):
You can just windows nose bushes right there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
Mustache. The bushes are the mustache to the soul. So
think about that next time you see a bush. Somebody
put that on a quote card. Yeah, put that on
quote card. Please do you make that shirt? You could?

Speaker 3 (01:52:09):
You do you have like do you think we can
make a shirt that looks like it's a house, but
it also looks like a face. And the bush is
the is the mustache. It's like a gilly suit, but
just a bush. Bushes. You can't have one bush in
the center of it. That would look bad.

Speaker 1 (01:52:22):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:52:23):
We don't want no Charlie Chaplin looking face.

Speaker 1 (01:52:25):
That would be very problematic, very problematic. All right. So, yeah,
bushes are the mustache of the house and yards are
the goatee. Yeah, somebody never thought about before. Good point,
good point. All right. Last question is from Aaron Brown,
and Aaron writes in and says what letter would taste

(01:52:49):
the best hard hitting questions here?

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
It's not gonna be something like E or F.

Speaker 1 (01:52:54):
Oh no, I already got there. The answer The answer
is oh, answer is oh, kind of want to go
with V like picture and A. Well, yeah, V would
be good. So oh, just I can hold no. It
looks like a dog can take up. That's also part
of it. I could hold no just very easy. It

(01:53:14):
looks like it would be delicious.

Speaker 4 (01:53:16):
It's not doing too much. It's just simple right to
the point delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:53:21):
I was thinking the letter I because it looks like
a French fry, and you got.

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
Like, oh, oh I'm done. Oh no, I got one more. Yeah,
that's a good answer.

Speaker 1 (01:53:30):
You could get I and put it in a U
and it's like a hot dog and a hot dog bun.

Speaker 3 (01:53:34):
If if the M is swoopy and not pointy, I
think that M would be delicious, even though it's just
a sideways.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
I was only thinking capital letters, so I I power rank.

Speaker 3 (01:53:44):
Capital letters, capital swoopy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:47):
M, well I capital or I power ranked. I would go, oh, first, B,
B would be very good. I was also look at
B like B. It's just it's got a lot of
ways you can go with it.

Speaker 3 (01:53:59):
It's like you can put it in your mouth like
an orange slice.

Speaker 1 (01:54:03):
That is true. X looks like it would be delicious too,
and you could like the eye. It's basically it's basically
just four eyes, though you go.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
I was thinking an X was basically just like two
Boston cream donuts stuck together.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
Kind of. I thought, so that would be dood food,
and then uh M and W four and five because
they're basically the same letter. You just flip it.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
I see, I don't want pointy. It's my only thing.

Speaker 1 (01:54:28):
I think. Oh, oh would taste the best. V I'd
enjoy the most, but O would taste the best. I
would taste the best, Robber, would you say? I? Yeah,
so two o's in an I S would be good,
just not the best would be Yeah, it S is

(01:54:48):
like right after, like the elite flavors of alphabet.

Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
But B would also be very good too. B would
be hearty.

Speaker 1 (01:54:55):
Yeah, O B, those are the two best flavored letters. Yeah.
I don't really think that's up for debate. I concur Okay,
all right, well that was it. Great question, Aaron, great question, Ramundo,
great question, Dave, great question, Cali, and great question Tucker.

(01:55:15):
We appreciate you guys and gals. Right, and then that
was a fucking banger. That's a banger of an answers segment.
I feel like we kind of went everywhere on that one, didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:55:25):
We cover a lot of ground.

Speaker 4 (01:55:26):
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We don't cry on this.

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Kind of a dumb show has a guest on one time.

Speaker 1 (01:56:51):
Very cold brain show, so dumb, very cold brand show.
But yeah, at past pot on all socials, let's do
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Speaker 7 (01:57:03):
Emilioz Mighty Duckman allthough, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift, Swift, gonna go,
Matthew McConaughey, Emilio Taylor Swift, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 1 (01:57:19):
Jim Brown, Bob Beaman, Jeremy Irons, June Fontaine, Wayne Gretzky,
Mariah Carey, Yule Brynner, and May West.

Speaker 3 (01:57:28):
All right, does it ever bother you when he like
it doesn't seem like there's an order that he's reading
him in each other?

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Yeah, he just around it bothers me all still read
them all.

Speaker 3 (01:57:36):
I know, it's just like, why would you go across
the top four and then skip to the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:57:40):
To Wayne Gretz, I know some of them are well,
I went like, yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
You're right, that is weird. All right, right, I've been
thinking about that for weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:57:48):
Taylor Swift, Emelia Stavez, Matthew McConaughey and Gillian Anderson, Richard Burton,
Marcello Master One, Terry Wogan, Denzel Washington, Maggie Smith, Gina
Gogan and Mila Kunis. All right, last one Taylor Swift,
Emilio Estevez, Matthew McConaughey, Emilio Amelio, Ameliodan Orson Wells, Neve Campbell,

(01:58:12):
Grace Kelly, Chris Johann, Ronaldo, Katherine Denneville, Mel Gibson, Kerrie
Mulligan and Darryl Hannah. Nev Campbell, Nev Neve spelled Neve,
All right, doesn't matter, she wasn't who we picked. DJ
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out on Saturday, all right, Uh yeah, come hang out

(01:58:34):
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topping lead and spread man.

Speaker 2 (01:59:06):
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