Pass The Gravy #630: Sybau

The guys talk about college football, microdosing, and bad neighbors. They also try and find Pat a prison girlfriend and power rank cereal mascots. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and thirty, six hundred
and thirty. I am your host, Alex Middleton, with my
good buddy Robert the Hog Barbosa jokes and joining us today.

(00:43):
We have another special guest, the one and only Pat Dion.
Welcome to the show, my friend.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
You're welcome for having me. Okay, yeah, let's try to
process that. Yeah dude, yeah, be a real cocky guy.
Now that's my new thing.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's your thing.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I'm gonna forget him like forty five seconds. Okay, that's
my thing for now.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
You know, my thing for now is gonna be what
just because I learned about it yesterday, cibow, I'm gonna
be telling you, cibow. I I don't know. It's a
comments thing. I saw somebody was arguing and in the
comments somebody wrote cibow, and I was.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Like, I don't know what that means. Whatever is that
like kofifi.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I thought it was another language or something, so I
just scrolled on and then I saw somebody else was like, man, cibow,
and somebody said cibow, and I didn't understand at all.
It's like, I like, I logged off or whatever. I
walked away, and I thought about it later, and I
finally put together it was shut your bitch ass up.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
It's cibow s y b au. Oh you know what
I did see that in in somebody's comments the other day. Yeah, okay,
I in the context, I recognize. I was about to
get real mad at you because I thought you were
introducing me to slang that I didn't need to know.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, but I want to start using cibal like when
just don't say it though, No, that's funny to say it,
Just like to shorten it, like instead of like shut
your bitch ass up like cibow.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Because such a bitch ass up just feels better to
say too, but.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Also seems like you're smarter than them, because they are like,
what does that mean? What is that word?

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You remember the first time in life that somebody like
said to you, Lol, do you remember how angry that
made you feel?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
It didn't. I just got it. I got them.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
We are very different people because I remember, I remember
my body temperature rising. It made me so angry when
I heard that for the first time. I can't I
can't stand people that say like abbreviations or acronyms.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like out loud and I saying lolls.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
That one almost doesn't like count because it's the Z
on the end of it, like you're obviously doing something loles.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I fell off my loller skates.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
I rediscovered IgE Bowl last night just I just burst
out last Yeah. I hadn't thought about it for a while,
and then last night Sam just brought it up. I'm like, oh,
yeah Itgebowl, we gotta bring that back.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I'm fine with that one because I laughing isn't something
that anybody says anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sibough and itge bulls seem like they would be Middle
East certain countries that had a conflict.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Actually know what now, I'm back out on cydeball because
it's just people that like, can you really not take
the time to type out shut your bitch ass up?
Or do you not want to say bitch or ass
because you afraid your comment's gonna get deleted. Just fucking
say it. Who gives a shit?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
I like that. Some of the memes I still will
just have like like fucking has the U like blurred
out and it's like got it?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
This is a family page. You know. It makes me
so angry online when people were like, man, I really
hope you F star star ki n G D star
EBIIC you just told me to fucking die and you're
too afraid to write the words, And.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, it took way more time because you had to
like find like a you had to find like a
symbol to use F star at as risk.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I don't reply or like comment on a lot of things.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Put your name on it, dude.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm pretty sure fifty percent of the things I comment
I expect. I'm like, that's gonna be taken down in
about fifteen minutes because I'll tell people I hope you
FD and I'll just say it.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yeah, I mean, you get flagged on certain stuff now.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
But I don't care if I get flat. What's gonna
happen on xens? You can't post for twenty four hours?
Yeah you do anyway? Sorry?

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, I need it more for work, I guess, but
for like ex and stuff. I don't think there's rules
for stuff like that. That's why I still love that.
Like when somebody's like, f star at k U, I'm like, dude,
put your fucking name on it, pussy, like you can
say here.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
I don't like that algorithms aren't strong enough to like
understand the different like how if you see videos online
people like you know, grape because you can't even say
that our word or else it'll just like block your
whole thing and you can't, like you should be able
to have a conversation about things, say the words without Yeah,
you can't say kill in a video.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah we did. We had a like a clip that
didn't go very well because it like all of our
other clips were doing well, and then we said, like
it's the dumb I think it was the lethal injection
one about the message of of like how you would.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Just it's okay yourself, like like, oh, we're just trying
to protect people from having to see bad things. Like
I don't know, maybe then don't be on the internet.
I grew up with faces of death. Nobody had there's
no words. It was fucked up.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
It was excuse me, Yeah, there's no words.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Jacked up stuff. Guys like I was eleven years old
looking at the aftermath of a shock gun blast point
blank to the head and just seeing the brain matter
on the wall, and you guys, kill like kill, fucking
grow up. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's it's interesting the way that that's going. And also
like something on the lines of that, like drugs. Can
we talk drugs about? Like about that because I feel
like too many people, like too many people are acting
like they're drug people now because I think like the
nerds have just infiltrated drugs. I'm not saying people can't
do the drugs they want to do, but like, I
feel like mushrooms used to be like a thing that

(06:04):
you just did. You tripped balls in the woods, and
then you came back and you were like, yeah, that
was crazy. And now somebody the other day was telling
me that they were microdosing and they're like, yeah, man,
it just really helps with this. I'm like, dude, shut
you're not like so it was like, so you're on
mushrooms right now? They're like yeah, I don't really think
that counts.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
I think that's worse than alcoholism.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Like it doesn't count because like, if you were on mushrooms,
you wouldn't be talking to me. You'd be like.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Just looking up. I can't like thinking about out having
some sort of altered brain chemistry like you. That's one thing.
Like even alcoholics, Like you know what, work sucks. I
get home and I get hammered. You're like, ah, I
can't even go to work without taking mushrooms. That's probably
not good.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I don't know. I'm not saying that it doesn't have
its benefits. It definitely does have benefits. I've looked at
stuff like that. But it's not the same thing. This
isn't the same thing. You're not You can't say you're
on mushrooms. By the way, I don't even count mushrooms
as drugs. If it grows in the ground, I don't.
If it grows naturally in the ground, that's not a drug.
But like there's a difference it being like, yeah, micro
dosing mushrooms because I can I'm also at my job

(07:10):
doing work, and then like, hey, I'm tripping balls. No
you're not. You're not doing the same drugs.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
It's not the same.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It is. It is, but it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Also like even the micro do. So I understand, like
you don't really get high. It just kind of like,
you know, whatever they say. But I don't even know
if because we're like what if I get busy, I'm
just bringing red fish to like the wrong table, Like dude,
I ordered the stick.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
I'm like, I don't you finish? You want to go
red fish? You just deal it too much.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
I think for you, you could probably micro dosh rooms.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't know. I'm not big micro do.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I like, no, I'm just saying you could.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I don't know if it would be great if I did,
because then also it would just turn into knot.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I would just be taking take lions made mushroom US
or whatever it is in that capsule every day.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
I feel like those things are total junk science, and
I one hundred percent want to try they probably are.
I want to get into like the medicinal mushrooms, not
the psychoactic.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
If you were like, Alex, give me one benefit you've
noticed from taking lions and mushrooms, I would say, Pat,
I don't know, but I saw that it's good for you.
So I take that and black elderberry and zinc every morning.
Because some video one time told me to do it,
and I was like, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
God, you're such a sucker.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I don't know what if Like later on they're like, man,
you survived because you survived this radiation poisoning after this
bomb went off in World War three, because this guy
fucker took zinc every day for sixteen years. Well, shout
out to YouTube. The only reason, I guess, I don't
know if it was YouTube or.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
The only reason I've heard of anybody taking zinc is
my buddy. You say they they or they used to.
I don't know they still do. They would take zinc
so they had bigger loads. Well, I mean, that's literally
the only reason I've ever.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Heard of the biggest loads. Baby making loads.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Just fucking times to frosting a cake. Yeah, I hope
that's not what they were doing.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
It just doesn't stop. Ropes on ropes, dude, ropes on ropes.
Call me spider Man with those robes, dude, How the
fuck did we get here? I'm mad that people count
like you're not doing drugs if you're a micro Cibo
is how we got cbo dude, cibow. I just cry

(09:31):
it out. It doesn't It seems like you're like, it's
like an s a T word.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Also, I've never been a shuto bitch ass upthing that
that feels I haven't either, but now I want to
be here's it. It doesn't feel right coming from me.
White people don't. I just say shut the.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Close your eyes, close your eyes, and it is who
do you imagine saying it? You know, say it?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
You know a brother? No, but like like what specific person? Oh,
like a specific because maybe like Bernie Man I've seen
Chris Tucker. Yeah, also because it's like your bit. See
that's that. That's the part of that's the problem with
it right there, is in order to say it properly,
it feels like you have to put an accent on
it that is not ours.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
That was a Chris Tucker accident.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
That was not me doing.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Damn. Shut That's why I'm just I never saw rush
You're so Russia too. You had to see Rush too.
He's a rush our too, not Rush Our one.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
You ever see the bloopers for Rush hour two? Yeah, damn,
he ain't gonna be in a rush out with three.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
And then there was a run hour three.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Guess what that guy was not in it.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
He wasn't it was true. I don't know either.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
They were supposedly going to make a fourth one. Who
knows what the status on that one is. It's been
talked about for years now.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
They've really end up happening.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, really, yeah, but it was happy.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Sequels than it is to come up with new ideas
and try and sell them. So, yeah, that's why Hollywood's
been doing that for about the last ten years.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Let's say it's a solid strategy. For sure. We did
a new Hollywood, and I hope they come up with
more just so Robert can see those and not the originals.
That's really like, that needs to be your thing.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
I saw three of them.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
You're the king of sequels, saw three of them.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I was a fan of Jacket Chan growing up.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
You would probably like one. Leonard Part nine, you'd love that.
I don't know what that is. It was Bill Cosby
movie back in the day. By the way, there was
no Leonard Part one through eight. They just named it
that to be funny. Apparently it was like one of
the three worst movies ever made. My god, they didn't
make the other eight right, well, I mean the first
six might have been good, seven, eight, nine would have

(11:35):
been bad.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Also, you know, I don't think you can find it
anymore because I don't think anybody's really streaming the BC
Man anymore.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
No, it was on some channel the other day. The
Cosby Show was, and it was just a Cosby Show marathon.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
I feel like that show should have an exemption. The
Cosby Show was great. It did teach great lessons, say
with that seventies show, Yeah, I still will watch that, dude.
If I'm not that I flip the channels anymore. I do,
But if I'm scrolling through it, like if I happen
to be on Netflix and I see that seventy show,
guess who's about to watch three episodes of that seventy show.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
That's like my problem with just passive watching stuff. And
I've tried to be more into just like watching shit
on YouTube and stuff, but I need to just have
passive noise in the background. And I'm bad at picking
the passive noise if it's up to me, But I
can be like Comedy Central.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
ESPN was not the Little League World series. I finally
started watching Chuck again the other day for that reason.
Oh yeah, I can listen to this and not have
to pay full attention. If I put on Jack Ryan,
I kind of need to know what's going on in
that show.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I mean, I could probably put The Office on and
just let that run in the background, but usually it
is The Office or Seinfeld on Comedy Central. Saw a
little lineup they got during the afternoon sometimes South Park
and okay, agree that day, my friend, And there was
another one where it's Family Guy and Bob's Burgers. You
get the combo of that, and I'm like, I'll just
fucking chill like this watching a kid. I'm not really
doing anything. If it's Bob's Burger's or Family Guys, She's

(12:59):
in a cartoon right now.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
TBS during the day, that's really all you need for
background noise.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
The TBS used to be the go to coming home
from school. After this Queen High School, it was King
of Queen's Friends, Seinfeld and Everybody Loves Raymond was like
bam bam, bam, bam bam. So you would you could
just like, you do your homework, you do whatever, you do,
your snack and then.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I'm pretty sure they're still running King of Queens.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
And like CMT, now weird combo. This is this is
a very old conversation that I feel like people most
people like.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I got the core back in my day c MT.
The reruns they had were Riba.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
It was just riba. And then everything got too political.
Governments started telling you what to think.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, that just started.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Now, that's when I that's when I got out of it,
all right. We like to have a lot of fun
here on the podcast, but not when the government's trying
to tell us who to vote for and how to think.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
The only government I listened to is the Justice League.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I'm like that myth, my own governing body, my brain,
that's it, A little bit of my heart.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
That's the other brainch I mean, honestly, it's probably not
a bad idea, because I don't think my dumb brain
is any dumber than the actual government. It's just dumb
for different reasons. It's done with less information. They're dumb
on purpose.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
The older you get, you kind of like because you
used to just think like, oh man, that's the fucking president,
Like president's crazy, Like I that guy knows that it
must all be so smart. They must be like yeah,
very well pepped together and.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
They earned their right to be there.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
And then you can get to be like an adult.
Now they're just kind of like us. They just like power.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Oh, they just grew up rich and then they figured
out this was another job that they could have to
stay rich because his dad did it.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
And then also literally anybody can just be a politician.
I'm a politician, failed politician at that. I actually retired politician.
I'm currently retired. I'm retired like John Gruden's retired where
it's like, could he get a job again, but not
because I had like an emails candle or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Quick question, who's your favorite politician of all time? Go?

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I mean there's so many, you can only pick one.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
There's only one correct answer, Little Sebastian no real politician,
not fictional miniature. Vermin Supreme. Vermin Supreme is the greatest.
He's the dude from up in like Vermont, and then
he tries to run for president. He wears a giant
boot on his head and he said like he runs
his Democrat and says stuff like Vermin Supreme will take
away your guns and give you better guns. He's just

(15:29):
this crazy dude from up in Vermont that runs for
president every year and gets like nineteen votes. Look into him,
you'd love this guy, you would fight like his platform
is the kind of platform you would have ran this
city with.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, well I would have immediately been corrupted.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this guy would too.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
I know.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
I was just to Vermin Supreme and he wears a
boot on his head. I got Fox. Dude, dude, he's
the coolest. He's like, he's got to be almost seventy now.
I fucking love this guy. Sounds like that guy Fox.
It's like the only fun part of the political title.
Every four years, I'm gonna see one clip of Vermin
Supreme and I'm gonna be happy that he's still alive.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
I saw the mayor had to answer questions about Houston's
budget or deficit.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh, I'm sure he was very forthcoming.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
He was just I mean, he was politicky, but I
would have been like, um, next question. You didn't answer
the first question. Next question, I plead, ma'am, next question
the phy, Uh yeah, deposition. You can't plead the fifth
just we got our people looking into that. Next question.
You can't just keep saying next question.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. You're cool, but you
don't get a question. Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I'm out hold her in contempt bailiff. This isn't a court.
What are you doing. I'm the mayor. I'm basically the
judge of the of the state or of the county.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
I think if I was a politician, I think I'd
be the best at making everyone angry.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
I would be killer for fucking press conferences. Not much else. Yeah,
if anything, but at press coverage is I would be
a little electric. And this guy just he just said,
next question. Every time I got asked a question you
didn't want to hear. The only question he answered is
what he had for lunch today.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
I'm just here so I don't get fined.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Thank you for attention to this matter.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
And then I would my sneaky cool move would just
be I would get all the press pool catering every time,
and we have a great lunch from Chump out lets.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
Just treat it.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
You get one, do you get one, go over there,
go get you another one. Take one home to the wife.
Take one home to the wife. I know she's at home,
I know she's she's gonna love it. Just treat every
question like it's the first question you get at any debate.
So you know what, that's a great question. And I
would just like to thank everybody for being here on
both sides. We're all doing a great job. And then
you just ramble for twenty seconds and don't answer the
question at all. Write any more questions, any more question.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Anyway, everyone's raising their hand. No nobody, no more question. Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
The key is just gotta get your guy, I get
you to just go loby softballs.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
You just gotta funny enough to keep your base happy.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
I don't think i'd keep any appy. I'd be corupted immediately.
But I would be rich, and that's really my goal.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
But usually they end up taking that money back.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
No, you just shell company, and then I would I
would play the show. Hey card, It'd be like no,
no English.

Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, no chance. You could figure out how to use
the shell company.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh I wouldn't do it, but I'd get somebody else
that knew how to do it. What's your show, Robert?
To figure it out? Robert, probably figure out a shell company.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I would name my shell company Franklin.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
That's good, like the turtle. That's good.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
But anything that's too obvious that it's a shell company,
that's why, that's right, I would get caught. But everything's
a joke to me, so caught. I'd call it a
hoof company.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I'd call it.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Seabiscuits, call it the blue shell Company.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, it's obvious again.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Yeah, all of them are gonna be I'm just gonna
name it after all the shells, seashell. It's gonna be
like nineteen Like remember how Enron had like six hundred
shell companies. One of them was named like obi Wan.
The mine would be like seashell, green shell, red shell,
blue shell. I would just name everything after shells, and.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
They're like they were conveniently saved under the word shell.
Search that term and they all came up. It's quite
easy to put together.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I'm admitting I wouldn't get away with it, but I
would have some fun with it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I just bury it all.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
No, No, I printed everything out and I buried it.
You'll never find it Escabar style or there's no paper trail.
I didn't drop any of those papers.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And if there is, who cares. There's so much money.
I don't fucking give a shit break breaking bad style.
And unless the Nazis caught me.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Sure, why did you google? I wouldn't do it in countries.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
I didn't do that, all right, Well, and that concludes
are what we would do if one of us is
mayor segment of the show. It's a new bit where
we do every week, Robert, So I hope you want
to make an intro for that. What else did I have? Oh? Yeah,
I think we should start shortening Kidney Stones to kid Rocks.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Love it. Yeah, he's not a kid anymore. He doesn't
need that name.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
But his name was like they were like, it's featuring
kid Rock. It was some casino or something I saw
on ad for I was a kid Rock is just
it's a it's a Robert Feline for Kidney Stone.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Or should we just be calling him Kidney Stone.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
We know that's his full name, yeah, Kidney Stone, Yeah,
Kidney Stone. No, that's my father's name.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
I'm kid Rock. Rock is a stage name. Our real
last name is Stone.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah. And there's like already enough Stones. There was the
Rolling Stones.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It was like that was that was very hot, right then?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
So I went with with Rock.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
Okay, cool, I mean I'm all in favor of it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, you had a kid rock, Dude, Dude, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
That sucks.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Bro.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
How many kid Rocks you got in you?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (20:46):
My weekend was ruined by kid rock.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
You had to get a kid rock lasered out of you.
You mean a kidney stone, Yeah, that's what I said.
Saved us so much time, Cyba, dude, Why are you
talking like this?

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Dude? I can't even tell you how much my dick
hurts right now. And it's all kid rock fault.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah. See, we've pretty much reinvented language and really just
ruined my dick.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
You're seeing kid rock live no becas I was eleven
when he was popular.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
It was a good Uh, the concert was a rodeo concerts.
It was I don't want to judge it based off
of that.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
It's it's not a good venue for concerts.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
It was an absolutely electric maybe the most interesting bus
ride I've ever been on from like we parked at
like Satellite Parking and then had to metro bus hit
to the station.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Was just a bunch of dudes in like tall hats
and wool shirts or wool jackets.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And trying this exercise again close your eye, your eyes
both of them, and who do you imagine would be
on a bus at a kid rock concert?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Juggalos without the face paint on.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Pretty much pretty much with you guys. There was a
mother and her son behind me. She was wearing a
wife beater shirt and that kid was definitely conceived at
christ On, Like I did this, This like burned into
my brain. I will I always remember my friend Alison
that we did the past Gray bro podcast with. We

(22:19):
went to the rodeo that night, and like we were
just like, this is fucking wild, what is this? But
the son had like the biggest shirt ever on like
clearly it was dad's shirt, way too big for him.
And then she was just like, and this is another
good one, honey, and just kept playing very loudly on
her phone.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Kid rocked the whole time.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I was like, this is cool that we're all in
this room together, getting this bus together, experiencing this one
lady's playlist of kid rock. I'm really excited about this.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
And then did the show live up to her expectations.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
I didn't get to ride back with him. We never
saw her again. Hopefully she's doing well, probably still listen
to kid rock. Hopefully she's doing well. But she hated
the bud light feud, but that really killed her.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Oh I'm sure she.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Seemed like she was gonna crush some bud lights that night. Yeah,
kid rock kid rock is just uh, it's short for
Kidney's done. So next time you anybody talk about Kidney's done,
just call him kid rocks.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
Light the mood, Light in the mood.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
Doctors should do that, but a kid rocks am all right,
Any doctors listening start doing that. I got a case
of the cibow when when somebody talks too much, say
that to it.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Next time Radio Wizard calls in, just like, hey, real quick,
can you sibow sat?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You sibow? Okay, cool, I'm gonna leave. I guess his
conversation's over. Does seem like something you would get on
the SAT And it's like, hmmm, is it like a syllabus?
It's like, so something that's like uh before Yeah, you're
trying to put together with an off cybow syllab or

(24:03):
means to shut thy bitch ass up.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
If you change the S to a C, it could
be like a symbol company company that makes symbols.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, because it's a little jam. Yeah yeah, all right.
Would you guys bring for the precam segment.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
I you know how normally whenever there's like a big
reaction to something, then like it overreacts and then it
swings back. I think we've swung back too far on
on just the not so like it went DEI and
it went really bad, and now we're swinging back too
far to cancel it all. They took the cracker and
the barrel off of cracker barrel. Guys, we've gone too far.

(24:40):
It just says cracker barrel. Now what? And you know what,
I'm finally starting to understand what people meant when they
said representation matters.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Well, it was a yellow guy technically, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
I mean technically, but he was a cracker.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
It was actually it was and brown guys. They kind
of took down a multiracial It.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Was the most It was the most on the nose
symbol for a company of all time. Like, hey, what's
your company, Cracker barrel, what's your symbol? It's a fucking
white guy in a barrel.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Oh, it's just a crack, a cracker on top of
a barrel.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
And this is one of those things where I don't
think I've been to a cracker barrel in twenty two years.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah. Same.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
I don't like things from my childhood changing. I don't
like to change.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's like Jemima, But now I couldn't pick out what
it looks like now, but I'm like, sure it's syrup, Dude,
I don't really have a brand.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
I need to find out now if the company that
advised them to change their logo was the same one
that advised HBO to turn into HBO Max, then Max
and now it's just back to HBO again. I feel
like that company is just gonna be or maybe this
company learned from that company.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Maybe it was Cracker Barrel that did it all along.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Don't you say that about that? And also it doesn't
say old Country store on there anymore. It does the
logo I saw earlier did not It just said cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Oh, I do see the new one. You're right, yeah,
this is Yeah, that's a golden kraal.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
How am I supposed to know what a cracker barrel
is if it doesn't say old Country store on the
outside of it?

Speaker 1 (26:09):
How am I supposed to know what an Arby is?
Is that the Rby logo? Like if Arby's just changed
their logo.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Educations down across the country, all right, most kids can't
read at their own grade level. We need the pictures
to help us. It's like a hoop how am I
supposed to order it a hop if I don't see
a picture of the menu item right next to it.
I'm just supposed to know what steak and eggs is.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I mean, that's a great point. The fuck are blueberry pancakes?
If I can't seem damn it, are those blueberries?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Are they know?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's just something on the menu.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
Shit, I feel like Stevie Wonder trying to order food
out here. What the fuck is the blueberry? I've never
heard of such a thing? The fuck is a blueberry?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
What is blue?

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Just telling the waitress you have no fucking idea. Imagine
if Stevie Wonder didn't know blue was a color. He
thought it was a flavor until he was like twenty four.
I thought it was a tastes like that gatorade. I
have some time blueberries all time growing up. I thought
blue was the flavor.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's stupid. That's what the fuck is? A raspberry is
some sort of blueberry with a rasp your voice?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
BlackBerry?

Speaker 1 (27:26):
It's just a dim kind of berry. We don't have
to put it in your pick it. Well, I want
to know all the times. I want to know the options.
Thank god, I know what a banana, Is you fucking ignorant?
Prick Sibow?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I had to stop myself after BlackBerry. I was like,
that's not gonna go anywhere good. How do you know
what he tastes?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Like?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
This podcast is weird? Oh my god, so you mad
about Crackerberry?

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I was?

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Now I'm in a pretty good moodie.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
This is the weird one, guys. I apologize ahead, Okay,
here's something. Here's something I had also I forgot to
bring up. But I don't know why this has been
in my algorithm. Have you ever fall like you do
want have TikTok? Do you ever fall asleep with like
a real going and like TikTok will just play the
same thing over and over again. I think rel stops
and it like fades your phone out and then goes black,

(28:21):
like TikTok will play it forever. And it was this
guy that just like he talks about yeah and that's facts.
He talks about how life in prison is and he
like the only reason I watched is because he has
a billion face tattoos, Like one of them is like
a gubby bear, and like he has like a bunch
of weird stuff on his phone. Yeah, I would get
him to babysitdel not at all, but he like, I

(28:45):
don't know. I watched a couple of those. I fell
asleep on one of those videos that he was doing
and bat now my feet just things. I want to
watch prison videos, which like sometimes is prison fights, so
then I do want to watch those. I don't want
to watch all the inner where he's a prison. And
then I went on my Facebook the other day and
this pin Pals for Prisoners group. I just like, I'm

(29:06):
not a member of that group at all. I've never
even looked at this group. Now it's just popping up.
Like I think though, I may have an idea because
you did lose mock draft season and you are required
to raised chickens and you're getting an apartment now, so
I know you're not going to do that or grab
a cops gun. I feel like for content purposes, we

(29:28):
could just make you be a prison pinpal guy and
then you have to just use the letters for correspondence
like we get. We get a little bit of content
out of it, and they the beauty of this is
it it's like a dating app for pen pals. You
could just like this guy would about Thattius celep he
has a lot of money in this, like lo this,

(29:48):
this guy's well off. Maybe you can give him to
send you some money. And then people like sometimes it's.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
I know you're in prison, but I'm pretty sure you
still have more money than me. Can I have some?

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah? Can you ven moment in prison? Bring M I
will do this.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Only if I can be pen pals with that guy
that went viral last year for giving out a like
twelve teen parlay from prison and then it ended up
hitting that week if we can.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, so I get a gambler. But also I kind
of want, like Robert, I don't know about you, since
this is us kind of getting to pick, because you
wouldn't get a pick in this. We would be like
this is who you have to write to, and then that'd.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Be Also that's the problem I have to write letters.
Not doing that.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
No, But do you want to grab a cops gun
or this?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
I honestly my third grade English teacher won't like to
hear this. I'd rather grab a cops gun than have
to write somebody a letter. I barely talk to my family.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, and I don't want to talk about they think
about like think about the bonding and then maybe they
get out and they could be a co host.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
Essentially, they're gonna start telling me about their problems.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I don't listen to my own friends problems.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
But the beauty is.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
You could just read them on the podcast and we
could tell you it's right, and then you want to
eat hold On, we're thinking about this the wrong one.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
We talked about all the gravy ladies.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
There are female prisons, and from time to time when
I'm scrolling, my algorithm does like to throw there's like
dating sites for female prisoners, all right, and I gotta
tell you, I think I could fix some of them.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Chelsea m and Aliceville, Alabama originally from California.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I try and keep it a Huntsville man.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm not going on, no, no, no, you're not like,
you're not gonna meet with these people.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
You don't know that hold On.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
It was the charge intent to sell control the substances.
Now it's not cool.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Honestly, that would probably be the perfect relationship for me
if she was in jail only meet up for conjugals
and then I just get to live my life other
than that and not.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
I don't know how real conjugal visits are I mean,
you have to get married and everything first, but like
just like find like okay, so like murder Robert right,
like we were looking for somebody would be like a murderer. Yeah,
I don't want to get out. Yeah, no, I kind
of do, Like I don't. Just is that I elemented danger?

(31:56):
What about we would be the most dangerous podcast out there? Dude,
it's someone who's like the tax fraud or money laundering. No,
that's too like that's something I could do poorly.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
She was able to stash enough away to where I
can be a stay at home husband, can be I
can be talking to.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
The thing is she's not even a stay at home wife.
She'd be a stay at home in the penitentiary.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah, but if her shell companies were set up well
enough to huddle the money or way to be trad
access to that.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
I want to be a I want to be a
trad wife. But your husband, get your trad wife? What
does that mean? It's a woman that's behind bars for
life for murderer, so she can't really bother you.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
She traditionally does not bother me, and this is the
only way to do it in the world. I don't
have to tell her to be quiet because I can't
see her. She can't bother me collect call from not
talking to her today.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Did hey sorry, Bama was busy.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Just fast forward to like a failing marriage, like twelve
years in we have to schedule sex night. That's basically
what you would be able to do just visiting. I'm
supposed to go fuck my wife this weekend, but I
don't really feel like driving.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Like, wouldn't it be cool if we had kind of
like just like a bad guy, a bad boy or
a bad girl, like some baddies, get your baddy that
you just corresponding with, and you're like, hey.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
That would be the funniest.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
So murder like if we had any questions, you're like, hey,
what would a murderer say about this? Like what what
does a murderer think about ray Lewis? Uhuh?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Well you know your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
We go Ravens because he's going to be at that
and she's like, I don't know who the fuck that is?
Is cool?

Speaker 3 (33:41):
A lot of time they can get cell phones and
stuff in prison.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Now, yeah, that's how that's why. That's that's facts.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Guy. Always just show me what they're doing. In prison.
And I don't even have to like write letters at
that point, I can just send memes. I can make
a prison pizza.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Now.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I've learned a lot about prison culinary just because that's
my entire feed right now.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Because I feel that one guy that makes like talks
about all the prison food he used to make.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
There's like two or three guys and then and then yeah,
and then he shows it. You're like, bro, brother, my
brother in Christ. You do not have to make that anymore.
You can just buy a real pizza.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
But some of the stuff he makes is real cool. No,
it does look good, but.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Like, hey, all right, so we're gonna make a prison pizza.
Is what you guys do is you gotta get the
marinera thing I had from this thing, and then you
gotta crunch up a bunch of crackers and then crunch
up a bunch of ckets everything. Then you smash it
up real good, and then you put it in the
lace chips thing and then you mix them together and
then you roll it in with this and then you
pour a little water and then you're like, oh shit,

(34:39):
that does.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Look but also liked, bro, you could just go go
to the pizza place. Now you're free.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
You don't have to be read anymore. You you're free,
you'd run.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I will say this, A lot of the ship I've
seen him make looks better than the stuff I make
for myself.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Well, yeah, I'm not he's obviously he's very talented to
use what you could have. I'm not shitting on people
in prison. I'm just saying I would like you to
be in contact with like a murderer or somebody regularly
as a correspondence, just because, like, just to see where
that goes.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
If it's a female.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
All right, all right, Robert, I need you to You
gotta be our matchmaker. Okay, I would do it. My
wife's pregnant, she's very we're very busy right now, You
and Sam, this seems like a couple thing.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
You just pick the perfect girl for Pat, all right. Yeah,
you guys do all the work finding her, set it up,
put me in contact, and I'll do the rest.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
Barely.

Speaker 3 (35:39):
You might barely write to them just right one time.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Oh no, I have to write a lot. I want
you to write regularly, at least through football season. Then
you can ghost them.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Which probably seems like a great idea of ghosting a murderer.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
I'm sure that again of Danger, people will listen to
every episode to see if you were on it.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Because I've said many times I'm very into women that
are mean to me. And what's a step up hotter
than that a woman that will hurt men? Change then
past the gravy.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
A murder mystery podcast question mark? Is it?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
This actually sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, see, we're gonna we can do numbies. We really
help the pod. Maybe you find love we have along.

Speaker 3 (36:21):
She thinks I'll be able to hide blades and stuff
underneath my tits when I visit her in jail.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Yeah, yeah, all right, that could be a mule. Okay,
well I'll send you this.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Link and you can not use my prison pocket though.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Tiara Tiera's friend, Angie is she's a Capricorn born and
raised in Portland, big city girl.

Speaker 3 (36:44):
All right, I'm out she led with Capricorn. No, you
can be a murderer. I will not be with a
woman that's into astrology. That is a step too.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Far, even more freaky. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Drugs, tax evasion, murder, All that's fine, thinking the stars
dick to what is going to happen in your life.
That's a bridge too far for me.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
All right, So you gotta download this app.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Oh, I'm out. You have to whatever gtl app is.
That would be the funniest fucking thing ever. If I
did end up marrying a woman in prison.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I'd be so sick, dude, How do you do it?
All right?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Well, we're gonna figure the dad. I'm getting married? Where
in Huntsville?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Oh, that's cool. Let a nice little church sorta the chapel.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's a room.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Prison chapel, walls unit.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
What color is her theme? Orange?

Speaker 1 (37:42):
She loves orange, she says, the new black.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Yeah, she's not.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
She's had sex before that. She's you know, she's self
conscious about it. So please don't say anything.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
My dad would probably be like, fucking figures. How is she? Is?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
She a nice coo? She's a real she's killer girl
your lover, dad. We might not kill her personality? All right, Robert,
do you have anything a precum segment.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
I've been seeing a lot more of the way mos
out and about. I'm not sure if you guys have
been seeing those are the driving They're not self driving
the ones i've seen. I think they are just going
around mapping like routes right now. But I've seen the
last two weeks coming here. I've seen them like on
my street and they'll like circle the block.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Okay, I've seen it in I know people in Austin
have used them, and the videos are always funny because
they're like, thank you so much, driver five stars, and.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
It's just nobody in the driver's seat. I don't think
I could get into that car.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I absolutely would not. I would not.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
I've talked too much shit about computers over the years.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't need you. It's just like a self checkout,
like I'm not gonna use you.

Speaker 4 (39:05):
I could, but I wouldn't because I've seen like some
edge cases where like they stop because of a fire
truck and they don't know what to do after that,
you know, And I would feel so uncomfortable, awkward, just
stuck and I'm able to move and other cars are
coming and they start hunking and I'm like, I can't

(39:27):
do anything.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Yeah, the doors to let you out. Actually, you know what,
no fun. It's like a smart house situation. I would
probably hesitate for one second and then I would be like, oh,
I hope this hits something hard. I'm gonna fucking own
this company. I wouldn't want it to get into an
after sign like that you sign.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
But if I was wasted though, and you called it
because you were drunk at the bar, like you and
me out of the bar, like hey, let's suber and
we see.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
We get like a driver, that's what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (40:00):
I sit in the front seat. I'm gonna sit in
the front seat. Look at me. I could see I
could see it being a problem. I could see people
fucking with shit in there and know it's probably got
tons of cameras, all kinds of stuff to stop that,
but drunk people initially are going to ruin it. It's
like the scooters, a bunch of shitties where people just started.
The was the Bird scooters, and then there was the

(40:23):
account that I thought there was just bird Graveyard and
it was you just see all the dead ones because
nobody ever charged him back up or plugged him back
in or took him back because why I'm done. And
now that's why they got all the stations.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I did see a video the other day I laughed
way too hard at it was a parents trying to
like stop self driving cars in whatever city. It might
have even been in Austin and they kept showing this
demonstration over and over where they were just throwing a
kid out in front of the car like it was
obviously not a real kid, but they just kept sliding
it in front of the car, and I kept watching
a fake five year old get demolished by a car

(40:57):
over and over. I laughed at that video for like
fifteen minut. Okay, see, like five years ago, Alex would
have laughed at that now that he's got children and
has empathy, Like you're.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Not don't have empathy for a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
You can't laugh at a fake kid getting drilled by
a car for running out in front of it.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
No, it's mostly just imagining the like like you gotta
get a kid, like a fake kid to throw in that.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's kind of weird. It was just like it was
like a model of a child on like basically a
skateboard and they're hiding behind a car and has the
self driving cars driving down the street. They just kept
sliding it right out front, and they.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Should have done in front of reel drivers and like,
ah fuck, they did the same thing. Turns out just
jetting in front of a car the last second most
people don't even stop, even if it's a robot.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Fuck, now you do it? Mom boom, I don't know.
I'm I'm I've started to turn on it.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
I'm a guy.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
I'm becoming very pro driverless cars because like, if I
can eventually go to the bar, get hammered, and then
program my car and sit in the back seat and
not get a fucking Dewey, that would be awesome.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Also not having to wait forty five minutes for an
uber driver that can't figure out how to take a
turn onto the street that you're waiting outside of a stadium.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
But where does it end?

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Probably with me splattered against an eighteen wheeler because the
computer fucked.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Yeah, you know, as long as it's quick with somebody
hacks into it, doesn't really want with it.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Oh, Pat, you're going where I want?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, it just drives you off bridge. That's how it goes.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
Yeah, but he would give me an excuse. You try
doing a tuck and roll like in the action.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Movies when you were asleep and you didn't you realize.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
See, that's probably where it'll end. Is one person's gonna
wake up four states over or into Actually that's what
ends is when you run out of gas, because I
don't think driverless cars are gonna be able to pump
their own gas. Do you see cars?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You see the movie Cars, What if you're driver this car,
like so another driver this car, and it's like they
they you know, they they wanted to drive in Texas
and that's their dream, but there their driverless car crush
is in Oklahoma, and so they're just like, fuck it,
I'm going to Oklahoma. And you wake up and you're
in fucking Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
It's gonna be like you don't like they say, air
Force one can like stay in the air forever because
they can just keep refueling it and ship like that.
Eventually they're going to have you know how like I
use a touchpad for my cell phone to just charge it.
They're gonna have those for cars, and eventually a driverless
cars can have someone passed out on the back seat
and just it's gonna keep running over those and recharging

(43:33):
and just drive them like nine states away. Could Yeah,
I would actually be down for that kind of You
want to take a road trip where you don't need
to get out of the car for three days, don't.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Even know you put a toilet in the car. That's
that's thinking.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
You just poop it right out of the car. It
just opens up on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
There you go. You haven't driven in it. You haven't
ridden in any have you.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
You just said I just saw the house.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
I've not ridden.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
One should jump in front of one, see what happens.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
We're trying try throwing a fake version to take piple.
You read O.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Dollar, not dollar. He's not gonna be worldwide anymore. That's
more like.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Flat flattened by a robot mister plastered all over West
tim or more like it.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
He's not gonna be in waymow three.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Yeah, he's gonna be dollaying down there you go, there
you go. Does he do that?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
No, but that was that would be he said on
the side Miami with my sunglasses and he ran over.
I guess he's dollaying down dot dot dot dt dott um.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
This episode, this is a weird one, and this is
it's also my favorite one we've done in weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
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It's the comeback kid, comeback kid of the week, comeback
kid of the week, bitch, all right, our first comeback
kid college football baby, College football Week zero.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
This Saturday, bro be stoked I'm so fucking stoked once again.
The season is starting off in green.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Ireland, Ireland, top of them, Ireland.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
He you, everyone there's gonna have a great time, including
our very own Todd Voss pass Gravy, correspondent to college
football in Ireland. Yep, our Irish diplomat, right, a diplomat
to Ireland. I hope that like Iowa State made some

(47:04):
dope ass like green shirts, like still have like the
red and yel but like throw a bunch of green
on there too, make it look Irish. Shit.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I mean, Kansas State's not really green either, I.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
Mean both of them. It should be like a green
shirt and then just your color logo right in the
center of it.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Yeah. So the Week zero schedule not jam packed with games.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
Oh, but it's just enough to give you a taste.
It's one real game. They do this every year. They
give you one real game.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Well, and then a couple of games in this one,
I don't think there is. There's two pretty pretty big games.
I would say. So you got Iowa State Kansas State
Number twenty two is number seventeen. To kick us off,
that's the season, that's at eleven am Central Time, and
then the headlining game that night. Yeah, I don't think
this is headlining game that night. It's a rivalry game

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to start the season. Throw out the record books in
Western Kentucky and the Sam Houston bear Cats get together. Fuck, dude,
you're a hillt topery your bear cot.

Speaker 3 (48:01):
I was about to say, quick without looking, what's Western
Kentucky's mascot to Hilltoper?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
And I think their logo is just a towel that
somebody is Hilltop is like a goat or something, Right,
there's not really, it's not a thing.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
But I think it's supposed to be like a mountain goat. Right,
isn't that their mascot?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
No, their mascots like a big blob, a big hill
What the fuck Kentucky? And then the logo is somebody
waving a Western Kentucky University banner like a towel in
their hand.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's the logo on that hell Embears are gonna be
if you lose to them?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Are they like the best team in the Conference USA,
So we're probably going to.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
The SAMUS And should't be you're from Texas.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It should be Liberty or Western Kentucky that probably win
the conference Uesday, we're the rebuilding year with the Bearcats.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I can't imagine your team not being one of the
favorites to win their division this year.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Well we uh we lost their coach. So that's a
big part of it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Sounds like a bad administration. You're not well to open.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Now's that have Hawaiian Stanford play and then President State
and Kansas play.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
So there's some games. Fresido State Kansas could be an
okay game U n L v Idaho State.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh, who could forget that age old rivalry.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
There's only one reason to know Idaho State exists.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
They have the indoor stadium right.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Oh wait, where's that Idaho? See once, dude, it's Idaho.
There's only one thing anybody knows about that state. Potatoes.
Potatoes and Boise State. Oh that's right, Boise is an Idaho. Yeah,
that's how little like or Idaho counts as of state.
I constantly forget that Poise State is there. We don't

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know where Boise is. I do, but I don't think
about it, you know, Okay, like I know Boise State
up in the northeast. I constantly forget that Idaho's a state.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Yeah, I don't really think about it often because what
reason is there. And like then when you see that
grass there that's not blue turf, Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
The only time I'll think about Idah, I'll see a potato.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Probably that's it.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Yeah, that's the extent of my thoughts and knowledge about Idah.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Sometimes remember when girls would wear those shirts in middle school?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Big Idaho, No Udaho. Do you know what the capital
of Idaho is? Probably Boisey. I don't think it is.
I swear to god, I almost said Cheyenne before I remember.
It's the.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
Fucking nailed it. Dude, fucking don't try and ask the
geology questions.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I'm just squadrupling down on the fact that I know
nothing about it.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I know I know everything about Iodaho. Actually the main
export potato, probably potatoes. You know what Georgia's main expert is, uh,
traffic violations. No, that's the college troutball team.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Maybe Georgia peanuts. Yeah, but it's the Peach state. Those
a lot of people off. I just always remember Jimmy Carter,
He's from Georgia. Peanut man.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Sometimes you can pick up some boiled peanuts along the road.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I saw a video the other day where dude did
a crawfish spoil, but just used peanuts instead. They looked
so fucking.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
God, a bad idea for some peanuts and a boil.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
It was like boiled peanuts, you know that's a but
like then they turned it cajun. That's pretty sick. The
only problem is it took like three hours to do.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
But if you're just doing it with crawfish, why not.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
So college was back week's zeros this weekend. Pretty stoked
about it.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Give you a little taste.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Off the upset. Dude, who knows? What is it? What's this?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
You should? You're playing a team that doesn't even have
a mascot or.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
And plus ten?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Why not take it? We'll be taking that.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Let's just take it. Maybe tease it for Todd, Voss
will tease it. Iowa State plus three, so you get
iowas eight plus nine compared to uh sam us plus sixteen.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
Sorry, Todd, I don't think I'm gonna be on you
guys that game.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
I'll be all ride with Iowa State, Todd win Allowood, Ireland.
You know Iowa State with their Irish roots historically. But
he's gonna try and get a past gravy flag on
college game day. I saw bunk beds. I will yeah
do that. Well, that would be I'm betting for you, buddy.
I'm bett in Iowa, staying for you, pal. But yeah,
college rows back. Happy week zero everybody. It's a good

(52:27):
little taste full thing starts next week, all right, Also
back this week. Daniel Jones. Who would have thought, huh,
Danny Dimes just won't like a cockroach, just won't die.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Funny, who would have thought kind of a lot of
people he's back, that he was going to be the
starter because Anthony Richardson's not. He's not a good quarterback.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
I don't know, but you, but I've watched a lot
of Daniel Jones over the last six years, and he
is also not a good quarterback.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
But he's at least had moments where he's played well
one moment for an entire sea.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
There are three moments in that whole season.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Yeah, he had a good year. Don't try and retcon
this to be he was terrible for you all the time.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
No, because I had to sell myself and tell it
to pretend that I was buying in on him every time.
I'm big not He's fine.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
You know what, he was good in college. You know
who was not even good in college. Anthony Richardson, Yeah,
we get to the ball far. He's got every physical
trait you could ask for in a quarterback and almost
no ability to put any of them together. He's really big,
he's really strong, he's really fast. He's got a massive arm. Unfortunately,

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you know what's big for quarterbacks, accuracy and touch.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Big problem.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
All he can do is bomb the ball seventy yards downfield.
Problem is, sometimes your guys at fifty yards he's still
throwing at seventy. Your guys at twenty yards, he's throwing
at seventy.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Daniel Jones probably caps out about thirty yards, so maybe
we don't throw the deep ball.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
But also, Daniel Jones is the fastest player in the league.
Well was was. Yeah, it's a few years later, you know,
one of the fastest.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
And he fell on that one. I'm still because he
would have beat the Eagles had he done that, or
also if Darius Layton didn't drop the ball. Literally the
next play when he gets moving though, he's like a
freight train. Dude, it's so fast. He's like a little
baby deer that finally hit its dride.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
He's got the dumb dumb eyes though, that's his problem.
His eyes just look dumb.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
He's no Jackson died, I'll tell you that much. But
he's not my quarterback, not my problem anymore. But he's
back though, Like I feel like I've I've talked to
a lot of Dale Jones on this podcast, and.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
We would have we had to cover that he was back.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
But fucking it's gonna be a two guaranteed wins of
your Texans fan listening to us in Texas right now.
It's too easy wins right there.

Speaker 3 (54:40):
The worst part about him being back is just having
to see people on Twitter back. I wonder why he's starting, like,
you know, people obviously trying to race bait, and someone goes, dude,
it's not race. Who said anything about race?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Who?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
I never used the word race, Like, dude, everyone knows
what you're trying to stop it. Stop it. Robert Griffin
the third, Oh yeah, it's always rg three. He he
chose the line better, if anything, not even tows the
line because he never tows it well.

Speaker 1 (55:06):
He takes the other side. He just he says something
stupid on both sides, all the flip sides. He's like
super likable.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
And then says something really stupid, and then he's super
likable the other way and then says something and you're like, dude,
what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Yeah, No, it's kind of impressive the way he does it.
I still I like him a lot, but yeah, I
can't quit him. Daniel Jones is his zombies back with you?
Guys better the calls they did the geants. I don't
fucking care to you. We got Jackson Dart. We're good. Yeah,
you're building for the future fourteen to sixteen. Fucking just
reading the room knows exactly what he's doing. Fucking laser.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
You guys do have the three best quarterbacks for the
state of New York. Oh, no, city of New York,
not state. Well, we don't know how good Jackson Dart
really is. Yeah, I believe he's better than Justin Fields. Well,
but we don't know how good jack Start is yet.
But I'm saying, but I stayed in New York like you, like,
that's why you can't go state Yet. We have to
give Josh the respect, have we We don't know yet.

(56:01):
We don't Jade r could we Well, we know you
don't have the top three, but Jade Art could be
way better could be, But you want to top three
city though? Can you guys traight? Jamis already know they're
eating see him.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Play another w by the way this weekend. Everybody's eating w's.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
It's fine. I think everyone would actually be fine if
Jamis did a podcast in the locker room with teammates
after every game Jamis and Jackson. You just let Jamis
talk just walking around. He should be miked up every
single game as a backup.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
He went on Eli Manning's show and ate pizza of
him and I watched all of it and then I
started again today when I was trying to just kill
some time before I was done with prep, and I
was like, I was watch Jamis again because he's just
a really fun guy.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
He's so likable.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
He found a wax statue of a wax figure of
Eli Manning in a museum and took him there. What
a funny guy. I'm sure you did that, no production
person at all. But yeah, dandro is not my problem,
but he is back. Also, back are kids because they
keep getting hit by myself driving cars. Well, I guess
that could go into it, But did you see the

(57:13):
kid that the potter is getting run on the Field.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I mean, honestly, Sam Houston should probably give him an
offer right now, that's your future running back.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
I was in charge, Bobby Williams. Hit me up, Hit
me up, Bobby Williams. I know. I I feel like
this is a new move we could do just have
kids drunk, because like, you're not gonna be a dick
to kids. And like they like the whole crowd booed
when they stopped the kid. They didn't tackle him, but
they picked him up. I would say, what was he

(57:43):
probably between eight and twelve something like that. Juked out
a guy. It's pretty sick. It was like San Diego too,
So who's gonna give a shit? Really? But I think
that's the new move, is just getting your kid to
do it, like they're not gonna rest.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Their parents are getting fine though, but ran off. I
couldn't stop it.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
If they can get Harambe's mom didn't get any trouble
or the kid that killed Karamba kid they killed Karambe.
The Harambe mom never got in trouble. We will my
kid ran off. It's like if you ever I don't
know my kid ran off?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Well, I mean yeah, if the San Diego, if the
Cadres police had killed the child on the field. Yeah,
I don't think the parents would have been if.

Speaker 1 (58:21):
They shot many Machada.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Because we missed him.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Like he's trying to run up like little kids do
with Messi when they were on the field where they
go give Messi a hug or shake his hand or
a high five, and they go to like hug Manny
Machada's like lag or whatever, and they're just like shut up,
hold hold up. They just shoot many Shuto.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
I don't know, we didn't know it's gonna go on there.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
You could have just told him to not touch the kid.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
What or it would be really funny if the kid
like ran up to Manny Maccatto Machado and he olaid
him and tripped the kid.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
They shoot Aaron Judge just like what the fuck you saw?

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Biggie was right, They just turning fire into the opposing
dug out. Oh we miss sorry your star players out
the rest of the games. Oopsies, sorry show.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Hey that is doing bad.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
All of a sudden, the security guard takes off a
mask and it is Epe.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
That'd be sick my revenge, Scooby doing the gang and
the stands like fuck I knew it.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Why didn't we figure that out?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Come on row, he's not winning the.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
M v P.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
We really that up. This is a weird one.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
Oh my god, what the hell? Yeah, kids are back.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Kids are back, but like you can kind of use
them as a little child soldier to take out here
your least favorite players is that.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Where they're gonna do it at the super Bowl now
and they're not gonna have a nude girl run on there?

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Have a kid.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
At least the children and it's like eighteen kids from
different areas. Linebacker gets pissed off because he's too roided up,
accidentally spears a child, crushes nine ribs. How many ribs
do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Yeah? Eight?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
I was gonna say it's another four or five on
each side.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I don't know, eight or ten. Somebody at home is like, dude,
there's eight on each side. You're a moron. Yeah, sorry,
I'm not a doctor, dude. Jesus fucking Christ. And would
you have asked Adam the same thing because he has
one less than everyone else? A manson too.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Woman took that from him too, lost his rib in
the divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
All my rib back, sweetheart, You take the truck which
you can't by fucking read have the kids too. I
don't want them your a problem now, all right, that
was our comeback kids. Let's move on to the not
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Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
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Speaker 1 (01:01:28):
She stopped by and she was rocking it's April Full
Somewhere shirt, Like, what's up? People?

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
She said, somebody stopped there and said they liked your
shirt because they had a parrot on it, and I
was like, I completely forgot. There's a parrot on the shirt.
It's a grim reaper pointing over every s you look
at that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
It seems disconnected to every other part of that shirt,
and that's why it's the most beautiful shirt ever.

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Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Always is cool.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Not cool? Man, all right, speaking of Ashley, our first
not cool from you guys and gals. By the way,
if you'd like to submit it not cool anything that
happens throughout the week that they say, hey, man, that's
not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Hit us up at pass u a pod.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Use the hashtag PTG not cool and that is how
we will search for them on x We'll pick some
of the best ones each week and we will read
them and then give our opinions on them, and then
we will give you hour not cools. But Ashley is
not cool is that her lawnmower broke in the middle
of mowing her yard and that she ended up having

(01:03:31):
to get a new one. That does suck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
That sucks a whole lot. Also, because if it's not
too late to return, I'm about to move and I
no longer have any need for my lawnmower. So if
you want mine instead, oh yeah, probably, I'm assuming she's
used it. Probably can't return it at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
But juve you say you're test driving it. Ay, miles
that bad boy got on it? Do they judge them
by miles or blades blades?

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
I know if on we put ten million blades of
grass in it, it was one cut, they should have
mileage on some of them. That would be awesome. I
have been a little lod dometer on your lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
See how far you pushed it, like the like those
big like lawnmowing companies, Like I want to see how
many miles that guy's doing. He does like ten lons
a day? Like how many is that in a week?
I mean miles?

Speaker 3 (01:04:16):
You'll cover it. That's one of those useless products that
doesn't need to be built. But we should build it
and people will see. It'd be a fun thing for dudes.
Just look at my ship.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
The lawn domeit. Yeah, dude, this thing's got seven hundred
and eight thousand miles on this bad boy. What Yeah,
I've been to a million yards a day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
That stuck. I know, not yet could a Santa could
move million yards in the day, but.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Yeah, it does suck. Like I remember I ran out
of gas one time when I was in high school
having a of the yard, and that was paying the
ass is like it rained and then you just had
to start from where you were. But then you kind
of have to go over the whole yard again because
if if it is like another day or so, then
like you want ever a thing to be even, And
you can also just not care.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
I guess I don't know. I don't know how that works,
but that does blow. But hey, if for whatever reason
you can return that and want mine, it's yours, all yours,
actually think think of all the then like then you
can make this is a game war and pat Dia
and Balnemore. Shit, it's rocking and rolling. Still usually you

(01:05:23):
can tell that thing for a pretty penny. I just
want to be rid of it. That's that's the thing
about moving. You always think about like I could probably
sell all this excess junk, and then you're like that
requires more effort than I want to put. Yeah, everything's
getting thrown away or given away.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Yeah, all this stuff I see you like the Facebook
marketplace stories. I'm just like, I'm just not gonna fucking
haggle with anybody.

Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
That's not a bad idea. Should my sisters put it
up and be like all this shit anyone in the
neighborhood that wants it, Yeah, you should probably, but nobody
ever wants any of your old ship. You should probably
do that, all right, m Yeah, actually that does suck.
Teas and peas. Teas and peas.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Our next one from And this was actually a answers
question that was submitted by Jonah l. It just seemed
like it was not cool also, so I figured, hey,
let's put this in there and then we're gonna use
someone else's answers question.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
But Jonah writes in and says.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
My upstairs neighbor keeps complaining about me smoking darts on
my balcony. She says her kids play above me and
can smell it, and then I needed to do it
somewhere else. Don't I pay for this balcony every month?
Can't her kids play somewhere else? Who is at fault here?
You are zero percent at fault. I agree, it's your home.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
You're allowed to do whatever the fuck that you want
on it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
I'm assuming this is an apartment situation. Balcony, balcony above,
that's probably that's my brain went to that immediately. The
kids can play inside, probably, Yeah. Also, you could probably
smoke out front, but maybe you don't want to smoke
up front. You paid for a balcony.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yeah, that's where you smoke. You go outside. It's where
everyone smoked in college too, like when people had cigarettes.
You step out back on the balcony smoke. I'm not
walking around finding somewhere else. You know why you smoke
on your balcony shade.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
And because you're gonna get fined if you smoke inside
usually at most places too.

Speaker 3 (01:07:10):
Well, I'm in for the outside area. Yeah, it's you.
I don't want to go anywhere. I just want a cigarette,
not going for a walk for this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Well, couldn't you just go stand outside the front door?
That way my kids aren't out there. Yeah, but your
kids can go play outside the front door. But I
don't want to see anybody and I have to talk
to a neighbor that walks by or anything. I just
want to send on my balcony in my own business.

Speaker 3 (01:07:27):
Also, you you probably can't smoke outside your front door
because usually there's like five front doors, right, there that's
covered as well. You're smoking in the hallway where people
are walking in and out of their home. No, I'm
smoking out back where it blows off the outside. Tell
your kids to go inside for ten minutes while I
smoke a cigarette or two.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
Yeah, you're not in the wrong, and I mean you
could easily just if the kids smoke your smoking, or
the mom smokey smoking when you're out there, kids get
inside for a second. They're like, you have the right
to smoke on your balcony where you pay for.

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Let it be like, ma'am, come to a compromise, big here,
If you give me two hundred dollars a month, I
will no longer smoke on my balcony. Try to make
a little money off, because that's I mean, how many
square feet that you're not allowing me to use.

Speaker 1 (01:08:10):
Now. Yeah, I don't know how big the balcony is, but.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Figure out your balcony square footage, figure out your rent,
and be like, here for this amount each month, I
will no longer smoke on my balcony. If not, tell
your fucking kids to go inside or deal with it.
When we were kids, there were people of smoking cigarettes
all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
We used to go to restaurants and they're like, the
smoking section okay with this half wall, and then the
lady was in the smoking section. We just have her
hand on the half wall and just all the smoke
would be drifting.

Speaker 3 (01:08:35):
Like I've always liked to smell cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
My mom always hated. I'm so sorry, I don't care.
I meant it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
It's like a diet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
I feel like an adult now. Cigarettes aren't cool. They're
horrible for you, but they're cool. They look cool. Uh, yeah,
you're not at fault here, dude, you're not at fault.
I think you just got to play nice with this lady.
Just be like, ah, you know this is I paid
for this. Use my space. I apologize to bother as
your kids, they're like, I'm not smoking all day. They

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can play when I'm not smoking.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Like, I understand where she's coming from. I also think
it's wildly ridiculous for her to even ask you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
To not do that. They have as much right to
play on the balcony as you do. Just smoke a
cigarette on your balcony. Yeah, and just because it's the
parent card, like I have kids like that doesn't mean
you have to change your life.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
I'm not gonna like if I was on my patio
and I smelled the dude below me grilling barbecue, I'm
not gonna be like, hey, can you not grill your
barbecue right there? It smells really good and if I
can't have it, I don't want to smell. Yeah, it's
the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
I had a friend that lived next to somebody that
worked in the hospital or whatever, and they were like, yeah,
I work on the overnight shift, could you kind of
keep it down? And it was in the middle of
the day. It's like, I guess, but like I should
be able to go about my day like I'm going
about my day. And he tried to be quieter and
I think it worked out or whatever, but it was like, hey, man,
like I have a weird schedule. Do you think you

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could like not make noises during the day because I'm
sleeping during the day and no, but you need to
get noise canceling And do you do you live in
an apartment with other people, you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
Choose to work the weird shift. You can't expect the
rest of the world, yeah, to revolve their lives around you,
especially when you are in the extreme tiny minority of
people that are sleeping during the day.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yeah, but you're not at fault on this, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Not even a little bit. Don't even feel an ounce of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Guilt for this. Yeah no, you uh, light up some more.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
Darts, bro cigarette smoke builds character in case love that
he called them darts.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Umn not cool. I'll go first because mine's stupid. But
I am not conditioned for traffic. I went to the
doctor for baby number two with my wife yesterday and
we're gonna pick up daughter number one. Got onto the freeway.
I mean I normally I wake up three thirty. I
drive in when there's no traffic. Lights are pretty much

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stop signs for me if I want him to be.
And I mean getting up in the morning. Sometimes I'm like,
this sucks early. I would get up super early every
day to just not sit in traffic. I'm not built
for it. I don't have the conditioning. I know those
people that do it every single day. They just sit
there and they wait the hour because they got done,
they got off of five, and they're just gonna sit

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there until six thirty when they can get home, and
it's just part of your daily routine. I can't do it.
I try to get out of a toll way to
like like an hov laying toll way to get there,
just that's backed up. Then the freeway was going faster.
Then by the time I got off the toll way,
everything was just stopped again. I was losing my shit.
And I've been really trying to not lose my shit

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reading meditations by Marcus Surreally it's helped me a little
bit with my my anger, but it it fucking I
cannot doubt for traffic. I'm just not kind of for it.
And I get the traffic exprussting for everybody, just not
having to deal with it. It feels like it like
puts me immediately take a twenty out of ten every
time I deal with it, and not cool on me

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not being ready for it. And then my other not
cool happened right before we started the podcast. There we
have coffee at the at the studio, and I filled
up a little sty fum cup with a shot of coffee.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
You can do this a little pump one.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
I was just like, I just want a little shot,
little something, and I was gonna go get we this
is a shared room, so I got a went wipe
to wipe down the table that we got stuff on.
As I was doing that, I go back and I
look and I see that the coffee is just slowly
pouring out of the bottom of the cup because there's
a hole in it. So as I panic, I run
to go get paper towels from the kitchen and I

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forget to get another cup. Then I come back and
I would go get another cup, and that cup also
had a hole in it, so then I had to
go get in a different cup while there's just drips
of coffee and it's just a whole fucking thing. And
it was right before we were about to start, and
I was probably mad at me because we started late.
I was like, oh, no, no, no, it was just
every time I goes, no, no, no, why why are
you linking to what is this? I had to grab

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another sleeve of cups. I don't know, I understand, But.

Speaker 3 (01:12:55):
Do you think it was a prank? Someone? Didn't you
think you guys have a cup hole bandit here at
the office.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Who's a good prank?

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
If it was, it'd be awesome. Someone just takes a
long needle to every new sleeve of cups and just
pokes it all the way through.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
She did it before I leave on the weekend. I
don't get any of them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Put up the fire, so who who is the cup
hole banded?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
It'd be really funny if you, like Swiss cheese did
it with a bunch of the needles, so it's just
like all down the side, just like there's like squirts
out everywhere, like what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
That'd be such a dick move because usually if you're
having coffee, it's because you need coffee, yeah, and you're like, hey,
by the way, you're gonna get your coffee, it's gonna
take you three more steps than your thought.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
But having like double cups with holes in it, that
was bad. And then forgetting to grab a cup of
the second time that was It was just it was
an all time fumble on my part, and I apologize.
They were starting the podcast like Robert that was my
not cool, And then I knew I let Robert down.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
I did wonder what was taking you a while?

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Like he's gone for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Yeah, yeah, you left him alone with me talking to him.
He was not having a good time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
If you talk about the astros, you're like, we already
did talk about that, Like fuck they talked.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
They use that talking point don't say a word the
other one of us wants to talk about the Astros
right now. It's been a bad said.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Baseball is stupid, dude, Football is starting. We don't even
need to worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
No, I don't think baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:14:20):
We need to worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
Ashals will turn it around. It's gonna be okay. But
it's not been fun.

Speaker 4 (01:14:25):
I'll go into mine not cool too, because it's sort
of baseball related. I'm not sure if you guys saw
the rumors that Apple TV is out?

Speaker 1 (01:14:33):
Yep, yeah, are they officially officially? I've just seen the
room having BC.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
Yeah, they're finishing the year. Yeah, next year. It's not
like Friday Night. I think he's peacocky except I actually
I did like Friday Night Baseball just because, not having cable,
it was the only time I could watch the Astros.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
Yeah, like cleanly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
I like that they like you switch between the radio
broadcast and their own broadcast. I would switch between the two.
I like the like I like all the weird dumb
stats that they have done. They're like, there's a thirty
two percent and so homeber here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
You're like, well, fuck, yeah, let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
That's a pretty good chance Okay, it's pretty chance, So
it could be cool if NBC it's on like NBC
like Network TV, Like I haven't intenda. I can just
probably watch more games that way then than on Apple TV.
But if they then put it on like Peacock then,
which they will, they absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Will have a Sunday Morning like I gonna do that.
I think like every week now that they have that
game that start's like ten am on Roku. Okay, it's
Roku yeah, which is the dumbest one of all of them,
Like you're I thought, I don't know, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
It's it's dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
Every single Ash's game that I wanted to watch in Roku.
I've been busy that day and I have been able
to watch this. I haven't actually checked out a Roku
game yet.

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
Roku blacks out MLB TV, so you're trying to watch
MLB TV. I'm trying to watch a fucking not in
market Yankees game and it's like, ah, do you have
Roku TV? And then you got to go do it
and it makes you we created account and then it's like,
oh yeah, but you gotta do premium, Like what the
fuck is this, dude? It to just create an account.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
I'm meant. I will say this in defense of Roku,
though I accidentally discovered a setting on Roku the other day.
I was watching I think Amazon, and I hit a
button on the Roker Models like oh no no, and
it popped up a thing. They have sound leveling, so
like you know, when you're like switching, it goes from
like the show to the commercial and like the sounds.

(01:16:29):
There was an option on Roku that was like would
you like to turn on? Who would not want to
turn that? That should be the default if you have it. Yeah,
me and my brother been talking about this for fucking
years and I finally stumbled across by accident and I
was like, I think Roku's the greatest company on the planet.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
Now okay, but but yeah, Peacock will have all that stuff.
It'll be like the Premier League, which you don't watch either,
but the Premier League is pretty much just like, Okay,
you got the NBC Game of the Day on Saturday,
it'll be Chelsea and Fulham and then I want to
watch West him, Well you just gotta go watch it

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on Peacock. And it's pretty much like Sunday Ticket or
anything like that. You's got to hit the button. Just
get peacock.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah, dude, you just gotta hop on the cock. It's
not hop on the cock.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
On there that the office, you know what, I know,
I'm not gonna rewatch. I'll share the cock with you,
will you? Yeah, I appreciate I share the cock with
you too, buddy. I'd appreciate that there is a show
that I want to watch on there. I have cock Premium,
I forget the name of it has an Natasha Leone
in it, coker.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Face, I've heard y.

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
Yeah, the thing has like two three seasons. It also
has killing it with what's the god damn it? Darrel
from the office. Craig Robinson, Greg Robinson, I want, said Craig.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
I was thinking, I think you should leave his name
Tim Tim Robbinson. But yeah, what you borrow the cock? Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
I'd appreciate that sare share the cock with the boys
this year, next year, I always share the cock.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
The cock. Well, you're little, you're a little peacock clock
and it's fine, it's fine, But.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
That that is not cool, you said, Yeah, because he
has Apple TV, he does not have to Yeah, but
it's like a lot more games. I think it might be.
So there's gonna be more. It's not just gonna be
Friday neither. I mean I assume if if NBC spending
the money on it, they're probably buying more games.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Yeah, I think it's Friday and then the weekend one,
and they're probably gonna have because I think ESPN's losing
Sunday Night Baseball and was it Wednesday Night Baseball? I
think so.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
I know Netflix is getting Home Run Derby.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
It's just gonna cost a billion dollars to watch any sport. Like,
if you really want to be a die hard in
any of the sports, let alone multiple sports, you just
gotta have. Hey, just have all this. What if we
bundled them all together, though, there's some way we could
just put them on one place where you could just
flip through it and she like, that would be a
cool idea.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Yeah, I've never done anything like that before. Be crazy.
If they could figure that out, they could like maybe
package the things together in one area that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
Like, yeah, like you wanted you wanted this package, and
you can also get this package, and then you wanted
this thing too, Well, guess what here you go. That'd
be a crazy idea that probably wouldn't worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:19:20):
Probably would want something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Doing it would probably just become evil. Noah, okay, all right, Pat,
I got two one h just scab in the nose
all week It's like, what's where scab? Er is it
in the nose?

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
I think the scab is worse because you constantly keep
opening it so that it takes like three days longer
to heal that it is it. No, it's just right
there on the tip, like it's finally gone, Like today
is like the first day it's been gone, but like
all all week, just like then your nose is like
sensitive right there because there's a fucking open wound on it.
Every time you rub your nose, it fucking pops the

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cat scab. But it was just it was horrible all week.

Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
I've had allergies this week, and it was like I
don't have any cleanex of the house, so you're just
using paper towels. It's like it's just a couple of
days I could get this, and it was like day
two of using it yesterday I was like, God, damn it,
now my nose is gonna be all red for the podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
I do think that my body knows how lazy it is,
and that's why it never developed allergies because it's like, oh,
you will just never have Kleenex on hand, and you'll
be wiping your nose on your arm sleeve or rough
paper towels for the rest of your life and you'll
ruin your nose. So we just can't have allergies.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
I think everybody has allergies, and the allergies are like
the spectrum that everybody talks about where it's like, yeah,
you're all affected by fucking on.

Speaker 3 (01:20:38):
One good side of one spectrum.

Speaker 1 (01:20:39):
Yeah, all right, but everybody's affected by ragweed. Some people
just fucked up when they get ragweed in their system,
and some people are just like okay, and I think
you're just like not as irritated as a lot of people,
so that would be different.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
And my other not cool is just can it can
it fucking stop raining? Every time I get the motivation
to mow my yard, which is about three weeks over
do for a mo, now, it just rains like a
motherfucker the day before yeah, or.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
It's been it's does like the like spit rain stuff
where it's just like I was just walking the dog.
Is a great day, and then you go back outside
and it's raining again. It's all sunny outside. What do
we do and make up your mind?

Speaker 3 (01:21:14):
Man, There's been like two days where I was actually like,
you know what, when I get home from work, it'll
be like, you know, five thirty, I'll mow my lawn.
Then it's not too late in the day, it's a
little bit later so it won't be as hot. And
then I turn around ten minutes before I'm about to
leave work and it's just a torrential downpour outside and
it was completely dry ten minutes before.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
I left work twenty minutes late yesterday because I was like,
I'm not I'm not walking out in the rain right now.
I'm tired of the rain. And usually I'm good about it.
I'm like, you know, we probably need it. That's good.
I know, like all this time. My dad just north
of San Antonio, they haven't gotten rain in weeks. He said,
his laws like dying. It's brown.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Say can you send some of that my way? Probably?

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
I was just like, dude, just have it. My brother
walked around with a bucket of water. Make them do something.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
And then if if you go visit them and it rains.
Looks like you brought that Houston rain with you.

Speaker 3 (01:22:07):
I would love to get it away from me because
then everyone then anytime the highway is just wet, like
oh sweet, nobody's gonna be able to drive the rest
of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Yeah, the hazards come on and it is there is
sun outside. You can't be fucking driving with hazards.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
And what are you doing it rained for eight minutes
nine hours ago. You don't need to be driving ten
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Also, I'm gonna change lanes the most.

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
For tires even made for wet surfaces. Yes, yes, a
rubber is rubber good?

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Is rubber good.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
I'm gonna slide everywhere on this damp ground. Be like, no,
you've got ten thousand pounds on top of those tires.
You're not sliding anywhere. Yeah, it just breaks people.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
I don't know, hazards.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
Anything outside of hot Everyone's like, I don't think my
car can handle this in Houston, which is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Kind of cool for some things where you're like, oh cool, Hey,
we got off work today. It snowed a little bit,
or we thought it might snow a little bit. Didn't
end up snowing, but we all thought it did say
everybody's bosses like, don't worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Coming in and couldn't take the chance. It's really cold.
There might be ice, pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
Cold everybody, so let's all stay home.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
Oh god, I can't make I can't wait for cold weather.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Yeah, I'm pretty excited about it. It's still a wild
away though.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
It's a while, but football season is the beginning to
where you can start thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
I agree fall is upon us. When does fall start?
We could just started something Saturday, okay, Oh yeah, but
the NFL National Fall League, National Fall League. All right,
let's move on now fall League now fall okay? Yeah,
so two weeks until fall? Happy fall y'all?

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
Three days?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Well, NFL football football players will get paid now, But no, NFL.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Technically we can start it with high school football any
chest and he had that song the boys a fall.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
In Cuba doesn't have any f senate, so we can't
say fall ooh, National collegiate Autumn, nual athletics.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
National cold aiming at us. You would just change one
of the a's autumn. It was just a fancy way
to say fall, national cold advancing to autumn. That's yeah,
is autumn just bougie fall? I don't know what is
all Like, it's fall? Yeah, why do we have two

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names for that? I don't know, like do spring, summer? Winter? No?
Those are all just that, And then there's autumn and.

Speaker 1 (01:24:42):
Sometimes sometimes I call winter ice time. You know what fall?

Speaker 3 (01:24:45):
The fall in the autumn is probably just because some
woman was out there, like I don't like autumn.

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
I need the aesthetic of fall. No, it's totally a
girl named autumn. You know what, These leaves are so
nice as they're falling off of the tree. Could call
it fall? No, wait, which one that goes off? That's
some peasant ship. We're gonna call it autumn spring with
pumpkins in him?

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
Is it spring summer winter in fall? Or spring summer
winter in autumn? Which is the outlier there? I've never
cared about any of this in my life, so I
don't know what people say the most, Like, what's the
correct one? Most people say fall? Is that the correct one?

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
That's what I call it. It's shorter.

Speaker 3 (01:25:24):
I'm gonna say falls because also you fall backwards for
lady like say yeah, in the fall, fall and spring? Yeah,
so autumn is the outlier.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
That's what it is. You're trying it's autumn to use
on the Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Now I gotta text my buddy and be like, hey,
you named your daughter a fucking stupid fake name. Dude
should have named her fall, Yeah, except I would have
gotten so mad if you named his daughter fall. I
think I'm gonna trip your daughter. Every y fan the thought, Well,
maybe he is, and he named her after Grand theft Autumn. Yeah,

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fucking nailed that one.

Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Pat.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
I'm looking because half the time I say things, I'm like,
that's probably wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Webbies your boody night Hoopy's a ship.

Speaker 3 (01:26:09):
I fucking love that song.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Maybe he won't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
I know you were the maske good thing about this
party town fucking sick guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Shouty should be.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
You know the words you don't want to sing? That
might have you don't know, you don't know Grand you
know grant that Thoughtum, I might have to make that
my new karaoke.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
It could have been it could have been our fucking
national anthem. Buddy, that's a great karaoke song. I might
have to not that I've done again. Bring it back?

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Yeah, because I missed the last one.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Yeah, we should we should do at that'd be a
good one. Greaty Yoki night. Look, I got another kid coming.
I got plenty of time for these things.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
Yeah. I mean now that you gonna have two kids,
one's gonna be able to watch the other and you
can have your life back again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Dude. I did take el to the bar by the way,
did you see she was playing the slots, playing the
slots at the bar.

Speaker 3 (01:27:11):
I was thinking earlier'd be great if you named this
new one K, so you could have.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
K L and M. That'd be I don't know, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
I'm gonna get you drunk and I'll bring that up again.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Yeah, wait till wait, wait for that one. Trying to
find the video to show it doesn't really matter.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
It's just a douchier version of like what the kar dash?
Every kid's gonna be K They're all kays all right, okay,
which is also what Roger Clemens did with his voice.
She figured out how to hit the little That would
have made you so mad if she had made a
bunch of money, though, because they would have found that
video and not paid you out. Because a child hit

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the posted the video of that, they would have found it.
They hacked your WiFi. As soon as you're in there.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
I'm convince it wasn't a casino, was at a bar,
but we put a twenty in there, and I was like,
I don't fucking care. I'm not gonna see this twenty
dollars again. And then she like one, she hit one
thing and one like like it's.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
Just training his daughter to be the biggest bro of
all time and I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
Just hey dude, And everyone was like she was really
well behaved, like I brought a bunch of shit. Turns
out if you just take shit to entertain your kid,
then they're pretty good. Like she like, was you had
that holder? Like it was harder to watch the game, obviously,
but like, hey, here's some more food. All right, play
with this book. Okay, you're done with the book. What
about this thing? Oh you want to see this? Okay, cool,
let's go look at that. There's a picture of a
wolf on the wall. Her a mini, but she really

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wanted to, like look at the slot machine thing because
it was all blinky and shiny and it had a buffalo.
Is really in animals. And then I was like, twenty bucks,
let's go, and she figured I showed the button and
she thought it was incredible that she could hit the
button and it would spind, but she kept fucking. I
kept telling her her, like her strategy's not really great
because she would hit the button, then she'd hit it
again and it would stop. Like no, you got to

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hit it and then let it well roll.

Speaker 3 (01:29:00):
You don't know her process.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
It wasn't great. And then she hit the payout button,
which I mean to be fish. She can't read so
she didn't see what he said, but she hit the
payout button. I was like, I had like twelve of
the twenty left on the the thing, and I was like,
I it didn't disperse anything. I guess I'm just never.
I didn't expect to say a toybo never again. And
then ten minutes later, she was kind of wandering around
near me and she came and handed me a little

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ticket and it was like a twelve dollars cash out
and I was like, where did that come from?

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
So she was like, stole it from the guy next
to her.

Speaker 1 (01:29:30):
Well, it was probably below I just didn't see it.
She just would walk around at that light. I was like, oh,
this is mine, Like okay, well I had a girl,
look at you. She's already making money moves and daddy
your first winter slip. Oh, even though you lost eight bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
But when we figured out her game is not picking
games at slots, okay not it's not great at slots. Hey,
she still got a payout. Well, she lost payouts than
I've ever had. She lost eight dollars. It'd be like
if you put so not a total loss. Did you
go to the horse track.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
You lose your bet, but you put it higher and
you get whatever you have Leftchick, I'd like to cash out.

Speaker 3 (01:30:02):
She's doing percentage wise better than I've done in the
history of my gambling.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
Let's a start. West Ham does suck this year and
I'm worried about it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:09):
I went, yeah, I'm so super happy. He talks me
into putting a future on them winning the league.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Got him rightever we want him, dude, you probably double
down on it. There'll be more money. We lost three
noth into it. T we just got promoted, but nobody
cares what SoC or whatever. Moving on, let's get to
the answer segment. Wrap this bad boy up. The answer
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don't thanks the subject, just answer question kept answer any questions?

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All right. Our first question is from Matt Martinez, and
Matt says, if a transformer died, could you still use
it as a regular car.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
So I tried to look at this as logically as possible,
and immediately I was like, no, because it's dead. The
car is dead. And then I was thinking, I was like,
even if you tried to, like swap out the engine,
I mean, if a human dies, you can't just change
the heart and it starts pumping again. They come back
to life. But Frankenstein, Frankenstein, you have a Carnstein transforming Stein,

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you gotta you gotta change out some of the parts,
and then you just hit it with some electricity, comes
back to life. Frankenstein, you got Franken Carr. I think
it would work.

Speaker 1 (01:31:58):
I don't hate that. I thought it really came down
to was the Transformer the machine itself? Or was the
Transformer the friends we made along the way possessing these
these machines.

Speaker 3 (01:32:12):
No, it was the machine itself.

Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Because I'd also like to think that a transformer could
just possess a car. Oh now it's a fire truck. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:32:20):
No, that's like a that's a were car. I learned
about that in future were cars. Yeah, we're talking about transformers.
Were cars, a whole totally different thing. So transformers can
still be cars. Yeah, you just got a frankenstide them.
Now it'll be kind of morbid that you're driving around
in a dead body.

Speaker 1 (01:32:37):
Is a dead car?

Speaker 3 (01:32:38):
Yeah yeah, I mean it's not just it's dead body,
because the transformer is the body that can turn into cars.
It dies as a car. It's stuck like that, So
you're basically driving around in a skeleton. But but if
we need a car, if you need a car and
you're okay with loose morals, it's probably cheap. I mean,

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think about it. Houses for less when there's a dead
body that happened there, why not a car.

Speaker 1 (01:33:03):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
The whole car is a dead body. Probably get that
car for like thirty bucks. You just gotta pay for
parts in electricity.

Speaker 1 (01:33:09):
And ghosts might have a ghost car, rob what do
you think?

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
I've never seen a Transformer die in car mode. Can't
happen though it's always been in its robot mode.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
We're Bumblebee had like a dead battery, that'd be funny.
Shy of the bus, She's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
I mean? That's a good like like in Star Wars
when the Bounty Hunter was a changeling and they killed
it and then it reverted back. If you killed it
in car mode, would it just then unravel? Yeah, it
might unravel.

Speaker 1 (01:33:42):
Yeah, I think I.

Speaker 3 (01:33:44):
Think it would. So yeah, we're back. No, it won't
work because it's not a car anymore. You guys turned
you turned us all back around.

Speaker 5 (01:33:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:49):
I flipped off like four times on that got my.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Brain and pretzel. So yeah, cars, the car would be
no good. It'd be no good at all, even if
you tried to franken car it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Yeah, because you'd have to try and fold the transformer
back into a car. I don't think we have the
right mechanics for that. Technology is not available yet. No,
not yet, not these days you just have to scrap
it for parts.

Speaker 1 (01:34:16):
Great question.

Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
It'd be like the car was an organ donor or
the transformer was an organ donor. All right, if I die,
take my engine.

Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
You have my battery and my headlights.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
It's a HEMI.

Speaker 1 (01:34:27):
That's that bad boy. It's a V eight all right.
Next question, Next question from Josh Tree caught all at
Joshua Tree seven to three, and Josh says, why aren't
we hearing about pies being stolen off of windows sills anymore?
It's a very easy answer, Josh. It's simply because women
aren't in the kitchen anymore these days, and dudes are

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way too smart to be leaving pies out in front
of open windows. The times are a change in my friend.
I don't like it either, but at least with dudes
having to do some of the cooking. Now we're like, hey,
would we just didn't leave it in front of this
wide open window where anybody could take it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
We don't have as many hoboes hanging around houses anymore.
We don't really have hobos anymore. Well, people aren't really
riding the rails across country trying to make it out
to the CALIFORNI did hoboes get lazy, because you're.

Speaker 1 (01:35:20):
Right, like now they just lay down in the city,
like with their grocery carts. Well, they were play stuff
in but like they used to be like, Hey, I'm
gonna get to the next town. I'm gonna hop on
the rails.

Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
They were like the pioneers of the homeless community. And
eventually even our pioneers found places that they wanted to
settle down. They stopped pioneering. There's no more to pioneer,
there's no more ho to bow.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Such a true statement, and only hoes had.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
The balls to be pulling piles off of windows. Truer
words have never never been spoken before. I was gonna
say it was probably hoodvents, you know, but also especially
I don't think we ever had that happening in Texas. Really,
it's too goddamn hot. You're not gonna cool down the
pie one hundred and ten degree day, You're just gonna

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be keeping the pie hot.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
No, I really think that it's it's really the other one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
It's like the I like your answer more.

Speaker 1 (01:36:14):
Though, dudes, you're having to cook too much.

Speaker 3 (01:36:16):
Yeah. No, it just men started cooking and like all
other things, found out that we're better at it than what.

Speaker 1 (01:36:21):
Yeah, like, well, and it's not their fault, Like our
brains are just bigger, it's way bigger. It's not their fault.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
They're thinking about like pretty dresses and flowers when we're
thinking about pie.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Yeah, and then trying to do your cool little bit,
your your cute little job instead of being a stay
at home wife, Like that's probably exhausting to your brain.
You probably don't have room to remember like hey this
this windows open, anybody can steal stuff. Yeah, so yeah,
that's that's the real reason. Josh, we'll clip that, he

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said as a as a clip that'll do some numbies.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
Maybe the guys get real misogynist.

Speaker 1 (01:36:58):
How misogynistic can these guys be? Find out tonight? I
passed the gravy Good question, Josh, Next question, what do
we got power rank these? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:37:07):
Sorry, let me say who it's from?

Speaker 1 (01:37:09):
From?

Speaker 3 (01:37:09):
Los Magnificos, Ironman Underscore Los. I wonder if that's his
real name.

Speaker 1 (01:37:15):
His name is Carlos. I've met him.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
I thought there was just some cool ass parents out.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
He is.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
I will only refer to him from now and is
lost magnificantly.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
And his uh he has us to power. Rank these
cereal mascots. Count Chocula, Buzzb from Cheerios, Lucky the Leprechaun
from Lucky Charms, snap Crackle and Pop, Rice Crispies, and
two can Sam from fruit Loops.

Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
Robert, Yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
How many of these cereals have you had?

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
I've had.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Two. I'm gonna guess Cheerios and rice Crispies.

Speaker 5 (01:37:55):
No, Cheerios and fruit loops.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
You never got down on charms.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
No, you never choc a lotted bro never.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
We'll get him some.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Count Tracula for Halloween.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
Number five.

Speaker 4 (01:38:10):
I'm gonna go buzz B, just the b just Cheerios.
Number four, I'm going the snap crack on Pop. Number three,
Count Chocula number two. Look at lepricot number one. Two

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can't say it?

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
All right, I'll go next five is Chocula. He's great.
The rest of them are icon.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
I almost went him as a number five, but I
thought it gets some fleck.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
Really, because we're not ranking the cereal, we're ranking the mascots.
Mascots along and in that little uh cerial disc game
that came in the Ceials way back in the day.
Count Chocula good hitter, not a power hitter though he
was all singles, not a lot of contact on there.
H So truck of the five. Four, I'm gonna go
two can Sam. Three's where it gets tough. Three, I'm

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gonna go Lucky the Leprechaun. I know everyone probably thought
I was gonna go one Irish, but you know what
you gotta I gotta respect it. That two I'm going Buzzby.
I mean, he's the cheerios Bee's. He's iconic. Put one, snack,
snap crackle, and pop. Also, you get three of them,
great value.

Speaker 1 (01:39:24):
Pick.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
I thought the be would have been last, just because
you're allergic.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
Good point. Also, but he's a mascot.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
He can't sting.

Speaker 1 (01:39:32):
That's true. Well you don't know that.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
And he's been helping people's hearts for years now.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Oh they're great boys. See this is a great debate
we have going back and forth their boys.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
I will go.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Snap crackle pop five. You have three mascots, you don't
have one, And I feel like it's a little bit
of like you're trying too are just fucking just you're
gonna add crispy and made the ball one guy, Like,
neither one of them are that great and like they
didn't really fix the cereal either, did the cereal? You

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still did sugar two to make good? So they're five. Four.
I'm gonna go Buzzby, thanks for helping us with our heart.
But the other mascots are cooler. Three is two Can Sam? Two?
Can Sam's cool? He focks like that guy gets it cool.
Beak two is Lucky Leprechaun, because like he's like what

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I like about Lucky is he's just like, catch me
Lucky charms. You guys like fucking regular bitch ass cereal.
We'll tell your parents' sidebound have some fucking marshmallows. You
guys what marshmallows? We got this?

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
Look at his clover's blue moons.

Speaker 1 (01:40:38):
I got this other thing delicious? Yeah, like yeah, that's uh.
Lucky's cool. But I think count chocola like because he's seasonal,
because he's not around all the time. It makes it
just like we fucking think the counts up too. We
think chocolate is doing this this time of year.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Right now, you have three mascots. You don't have one.
But also the best availa ability is availability, and you're
picking the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
That is it only cool? It's like it's like the Olympics.
We get excited for the Olympics, not if they were
every year, but because every four years. You're like, okay,
like I can fuck with the Olympics now, like you
know what, I will fuck with some chokil though, It's like, fuck,
he's up, it's Halloween time. How does someone count jocular?

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Is it only seasonal?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
That I think I think it is. I don't think
that's true that Booberry Booberry is definitely seasonal. Actually maybe
not even I don't know. I'm not a child man.
I don't buy cereal anymore. I can't believe that. Though
you're just gonna go in choking number one.

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
It is a seasonal Cereal, Okay, nailed it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:43):
Yeah, well just back at my point.

Speaker 1 (01:41:45):
It's like, why do count on them? Why does it
make rips so good?

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
It's not, it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
But when it comes out every couple of times they
put it out, you're like, I'll try it. I have
it again.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
I have it like probably twice a decade, yeah, every
five years. But when they say or it's like Shark
Week like three times every two decades. That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:42:05):
I don't watch Shark Week anymore. But when they're like,
you know it's shark like fu yeah, Shark Week, like
you know, count choculates back, but hell, fucking yeah, you
didn't want the second Shark Week. Yeah, I haven't watched
the last like four years, but but I love that.
It's a thing when somebody tells you the Shark Week,
you get pumped.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
So that's what I feel like. You're like, it's sporadic.
So when through your rankings, not mine, count Schacula lucky
to can't stand buzz and then snap crackle pop because
too much Tommy cooks in one kitchen, all right, to
make shitty little crispies made of rice.

Speaker 3 (01:42:37):
Too many?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
All right. Next question is from ray Mundo bi Navidez,
and Raymundo says he's at Kim Mundo b on. Actually,
Mundo says, how drunk did that first skunk have to
be to get the term drunk as skunk? They're drunk
as a skunk to become so popular.

Speaker 3 (01:42:59):
I mean, I all the answer it was given to
us afterwards? Did you see what it was no, you
want why don't you take a guest then?

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
Before I edge, well, I know that it used to
be a thing like the Appalachia Appalachia, like North Carolina
issue area with the moonshiners. They used to find raccoons
like or they used to find skunks in their moonshine.
Like they'd get into the moonshine and they would just
be fucked up. They didn't know. I was like, let's

(01:43:26):
dig through this, it's okay, let's try this, and they
would just see him fucking passed out or just fucking
lit sometimes dead, and they're like, shit, you drunk as
a skunk, which is that just means you're really fucked up,
because sometimes the skunks would be dead because they got
into the moonshine.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
So it is along those along those lines, I'm gonna
give credit. It was Nicole Isa and Nicole Arden. Thank
you for responding and giving us the answer. Apparently, Uh,
they would eat a bunch of like fermented apples, like
around apple harvests and shit like that. But that would happen.
Skunks would get into that and and uh they need
old fermented apples, and then you just find them bombed

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out of their mind and the orchard for the next
couple days around the art, which like, who's gonna get
I would just assume this, Oh, I guess that's what happens.
You assume assume the skunk is dead, and then you
have to move it because it's just passed down drunk.
But then like you wake it up and you get
fucking sprayed. Yeah, are skunk's The real kings are playing possum.

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
They kind of are because they can get you back.
They're like, possum is that party? They're party possums. The
problem was then fucking that creep, pepe the pew was
just hanging around all the drunk girls skunks, and they
were like, hey pepe a a ah no no, so
they leave them alone.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
Maybe that's what they need. They just need a rebranding.
Start calling the party. They're party. Everyone's scared of a skunk.
You're there's a party possum. You're like, I'll hang with
that dude.

Speaker 1 (01:44:47):
Party possum is cool.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
I like that. So they're just they're they like to
get fucked up, which, you know what, maybe skunks are
a lot cooler than I thought. I just thought it
was one of those weird rhyming things from back in
the day.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
But the drunk uk had the initial one had to
get really fucked up, probably died.

Speaker 3 (01:45:03):
Oh, they were getting bombed.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Which is why you're like, yo, you're drunk it skunk dude,
you did.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Like a sixteen year old in a field, just hammered, drunk.

Speaker 5 (01:45:12):
Just hammered.

Speaker 1 (01:45:12):
Your parents think you're at somebody else's house. Up. You're
just skunking it up out there and just laying the field.
Mom seeing the morning. You guys have fun.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
Yeap, last night, I want mama, do you want me
to tell you that I was or been around a
giant fire? Do you want to know that the bottom
of my boot is slightly melted because I was just
having My feet were right next to the fire and
I was I had to semi passed out in a chair.

Speaker 1 (01:45:37):
I had to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
Oh yeah, I think every dude has done that at
some point.

Speaker 1 (01:45:42):
All right, last question this week is from alex O
at alex mcthunder one on x and alex O says,
if you could add any one player in their prime
to your favorite team right now, who would it be?

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
Can we slightly modify the question so it has to
be a player that has played on your team.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
No, could be any player from any team. So Robert,
your favorite team is the Astros.

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
Yeah, it doesn't say it. Yeah, I want a player
in their prime from your team. It's just one player
in your.

Speaker 5 (01:46:13):
Yeah, I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
I wanted to limit the Okay, then I'll go first.
I will go first if you want to abide by
that rule. Because it didn't matter. I was gonna pick
Lawrence Taylor. I put Lawrence Tayror on this year's New
York Giants team that would like they already have the best,
maybe the best defensive line in football. You had him
to god, Yeah, you add him to it to your God, right.

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Abdul Carter paired with LT and then you got Dexter,
Lawrence Kevon Thibodeau and Burns on the other side, Darius
Alexander to just finish up the defensive line right there,
like pretty sick, Paulson, Adebo, Deontay Banks, like that's a
murdering defense, that's a that's a killer defense.

Speaker 3 (01:47:00):
Because I was I was thinking, that's a scary good defense.
I was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
It was down between Deion Sanders and Lawrence Taylor out
of everybody for me, I would go Jerry Rice's third,
because I think if you put you have Molaigeliahbors right now.
I think Jerry Rice obviously is directly better than the
league Neighbors. But like Mollleage, Neighbors is a very good
going to Eli, he didn't really love Eli. I already
have like, no, no, no, no no no. I'm like,
we have a quarterback. Now I have Jack and Dart.

Speaker 3 (01:47:26):
You have the potential of a quarterback. He still rookie, though,
Why don't you want him to sit behind and learn
from Eli?

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
I would you already?

Speaker 3 (01:47:33):
You already have the best defensive line. What happened last
time ELI had the best defensive line in football won
a Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
But when ELI want to be seeing Jackson win a
Super Bowl with LT fucking killing a quarterback on the
way there.

Speaker 5 (01:47:45):
But he wants about what you want?

Speaker 3 (01:47:46):
Yeah, I want?

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I would. I would still pick Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
I mean it's hard for I mean, Lawrence Taylor is
unequivalently the best giant.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Of all time, maybe the best defensive player of all
maybe the best football player of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:47:55):
Robert, you go next, because I got to think about
mine for a second. I got options. I got away.

Speaker 5 (01:48:00):
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go Justin Verlander.

Speaker 4 (01:48:05):
Okay, I'm gonna go prime, Prime Verlander and the Ashes
right now because we need it. Yes, Ashes really need
pitching the past, like what maybe three out of four
games Chas McCormick was pitching the ninth because.

Speaker 1 (01:48:19):
You look pretty good out there, old chassy fishto the
next show, Hey, the best show. Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:48:28):
Yeah, but no, the Ashes need pitching right now, someone
who can go deep into games.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
They need Prime for Lander, for Lander and Brown back
to back that way, yes, okay, facing that.

Speaker 1 (01:48:40):
So that's would that be anywady though? Like I know
you tried to change it to somebody that's already played
for your team. But if you could have anybody, who
would you have? Did you want that? Cheating sound bitch?
Your head?

Speaker 3 (01:48:52):
Have also taken Roger Prime Roger?

Speaker 1 (01:48:54):
Yeah, taking the rocket over Verlander. That's close, taking the rocket, Yeah, probably,
I mean you gotta go Rocket or Mario. Can you imagine,
like Josh Hayre's out right now, you get Mariano Rivera,
just fucking auto auto.

Speaker 3 (01:49:10):
Auto, the best long reliever out of the bullpen. Yeah,
that's what we need.

Speaker 1 (01:49:16):
Just get another Yeah, just get get Clemens to come
back and just be a long reliever. That's it, prime
Clemens as as you're just get to the fourth inning
and we we go five, seven, eight nine.

Speaker 3 (01:49:27):
We just need mc colors to be healthy and be
as good as he was when he threw twenty six
straight curve balls to the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:49:33):
Has anybody ever toid with that idea? Like you get
a it's just like an opener only no, just an
opener and closer only like somebody goes five, somebody goes four,
and you're just like you're your ball go like they're
not good enough to be like full time guys, but
you just basically you basically have two starters going in
a game. But then you don't burn your bullpen.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
Yeah, but that's just hoping that those two guys also
pitch well. If they don't, then it blows wasting of
every five days. So all right, justin yeah, all right,
so I'm going Packers.

Speaker 1 (01:50:07):
I still think you should be able to pick anybody too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:50:09):
I will go with both of that, But first I'm
gonna go with just from your team. My initial thought
was Sterling Sharp, new Hall of Fame member, one of
the most talented wide receivers of all the time. He
had a shortened career because of injuries. But it's the
inconsistency of the wide receiver position has been what's really
hurt the Packers over the last couple years. And now
that we got Matthew Golden, who's going to be an

(01:50:30):
absolute superstar at one more superstar guy to that with
Josh Jacobs running the ball. But I think what I
have to do is go with you with potentially the
best defensive player of all time in Reggie White. That's
exactly what I would have Reggie White imagine. I mean,
I was also thinking like Charles Woodson, because we do
need some secondary help right now after losing Jay Year.

(01:50:50):
I still like our unit. Now if I'm just going
with any player of all time, I'm taking Randy Moss,
adding Randy Moss to us, just letting you have him
and Golden that at any moment can stretch the field
all the way down there and they both catch the ball.
Unlike Christian Watson, who will drop half of the balls
and then also not be available half of the games.

Speaker 1 (01:51:09):
You go Moss over Rice just for scheme fit.

Speaker 3 (01:51:14):
Just I want I want the double double deep threat
It's like Jerry was never really a huge deep thing.
He would get open deep just because he's fucking Jerry Rice.
He's the best, arguably the best football player of all time.
But Randy was just an absolute freak. And with our
good run game, you just just fucking Randy. Do you

(01:51:36):
just throw it up to Randy?

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
That's good if it was going through all my teams,
If it was just picking an a four player, if
it was the Red Wings, I'd go Pavel Datsik. It
was the Yankees, they could really use a picture right now.

Speaker 3 (01:51:53):
I probably be moBack. I just big Mo Mo would
be the easiest to end. To bring back you should
bring back Joe Tory. Just get Boon out of there. Actually,
yeah's probably to uh let's see socks. He's just Ted Williams.
That's an easy filling.

Speaker 1 (01:52:10):
I don't think Ted Williams would be what he was today.

Speaker 3 (01:52:13):
I think it would be. He was also an ACE
fighter pilot. Dude's vision was incredible. I'm just saying he's
gonna it's not like the speed is Gonnam. Ted Williams
will catch up with it. Notre Dame. We won't even
go into college. That's too much Brewins all go fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:52:32):
Chara.

Speaker 3 (01:52:34):
Yeah, toughness. I was trying to think way back in
the day, and then I froze on his name, Bobby
Orr That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:52:41):
But because he's just big, all right, that was a
great question. I so really made us think right there,
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We have a last thing. What are we gonna do here?
What are we gonna do here? Random celebrity generator.

Speaker 3 (01:54:11):
I will take Barack Obama.

Speaker 1 (01:54:13):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:54:15):
I'm gonna go Jamie Lee Curtis, Jamie fucking Season freaking
Friday for Gear Friday, he just saw the movie. I
saw the movie last week.

Speaker 3 (01:54:23):
I just saw the I thought you saw her press tour,
and David, she had the girls out the press.

Speaker 5 (01:54:29):
I already saw the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:54:30):
She was popping, she got them old lady titties.

Speaker 1 (01:54:35):
But Thenma, Jamie Lee Curtis, David Bowie, the Beatles, Otis Redding,
Rex Harris and Claudia Winkle and Brett Farv, the Beach Boys.

Speaker 3 (01:54:45):
Al Howard Brett, how dare they all right?

Speaker 1 (01:54:51):
Barack Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis, David Bowie, Sandy Koch, Ex,
Jennifer Connolly, Ella Fitz you out me look, kuoni Is,
Janick Noah, Enrico Caruso, Stevie Nicks, and Debra Winger.

Speaker 3 (01:55:05):
Last one also could have said, Nolan Ryan, that just
hit me.

Speaker 1 (01:55:10):
Yeah, fuck yeah, David Bowie, Barack Obama, Jamie Lee Curtis,
one final time.

Speaker 3 (01:55:18):
Also, then we would get to see how fast Nolan
Ryan was actually throwing with the accurate guns of today.

Speaker 1 (01:55:22):
Kevin Costner, Alicia Keys, Cliff Robertson, Jake Jill and All,
Gina Gogan, Larry John Alway and Kirk Douglas. Nope, nothing, nope, nothing,
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