Pass The Gravy #631: Heavy Balls

The guys talk about football, jeeps, and sabertooth tigers. They also learn about haboobs and power rank Chick-Fil-A sauces. 


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nich Bitch, Bravy, Braby, Gravy Game.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Happy Gravy Day. It's Past the Gravy episode six hundred
and thirty one and I'm Alex Middleton, joined today by
my co host today because Robert's not here, so pass
slide into the co host role. Welcome back to your
co host position.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Pat.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
I really wish I had like a long round the
sunglasses on or something. I was like trying to do
something while I was like, no, this isn't working. Glad
to be back.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah, I mean normally the guest role you're not for that,
but yeah we are. We're doing this via zoom today.
Robert's sick. He's a little out of the weather, so
we're gonna we're gonna let him rest and we're gonna
get back in the stud next week. So things may
sound a little different if you're audio only this week,

(01:34):
but then you can always head over to the YouTube channel,
which things will also sound different, but you'll be like, Oh,
they're at their houses, that's why. That's why it sounds different.
But yeah, we expect to be back in studio in
person next week, so we're still gonna get you an episode.
That's what we do here on Past and Gaby. We
get you episodes even if somebody's sick. Robert's glad to
be sick, and we're not gonna make him come into

(01:55):
work sick. So I don't know, dude. I was on
the way home today. I just wanted to start off
by talking about jeeps because I know jeep culture is
a big thing. What makes like, how do you determine
the personality of the jeeps? Because the one I saw
was like a beach jeep, even though on the back
of it it said lake Life, but it said beach
bum on the side and it was off pink Lakeside beaches, flowery.

(02:19):
I guess lakes do have beaches, all right, never mind,
I take that bag. But I've seen like the zombie
response jeep. I've seen all kinds of Like there's like
the military one, you get, the Jurassic Park one, Like
what makes people pick the personalities for the cars. Jeeps,
they're just like a whole different thing to me.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
I mean, I think probably two percent of jeep owners
actually use jeeps in their intended way, like use them
as off road vehicles. I think everybody else that has
a Jeep, whatever their theme of jeep is, is probably
pretty close to the opposite of their actual personality. Like
you see somebody with a zombie response team, you're not jeep.
I definitely do not want you near me in a
zombie apocalypse. You're probably useless other than your jeep.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
But that's why they have it for a zombie response
to be like, we don't have zombies right now.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
But I bet they're like, I don't, I've never held
a weapon before. You put miles be useless, Yeah, miles
on the pavement, like they won't even know how to
off road with it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
But then it's like not gonna be in good condition
because you've been driving around all the time, Like you
should say that for a zombie apocalypse then like, yeah,
it's appropriate to have that title zombie response vehicle. I
get the you know, the beach bum jeep makes more
sense because it goes to the beach. The military one
kind of stolen valor if you didn't serve.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
At one point, I had two close friends that both
had Jeeps. Neither one of them use them as off
road vehicles. I can't imagine why. Like, I get it,
Jeeps look cool and they are fun to drive in
under fifty miles an hour. Once you get to fifty
miles and over, your Jeep is just fucking rattling, Like,
how are you a vehicle that costs that much money

(04:04):
and you can't handle going ten miles under the speed
limit on the highway.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
I've never understood that. Like, Jeep owners are so loyal
to the brand, but it's like, dude, the the car itself,
it sucks as a car. It's not i don't know,
like activities and outdoor sports and stuff like that, but
to drive to work every day, it's a pretty shitty vehicle.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
But it's weird because there's like Jeep groups, and Jeeps
kind of makes sense to have groups because you can
be like, let's go off roading together, Let's go park
on rocks and parking cool angles together.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Let's do extreee little rubber duckies.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah, let's put rubber ducks that then like, you're gonna
get us concussions if we ever get in a wreck,
God forbid. But I it's it's makes sense with jeeps.
But I've seen that Kia is we'll do it. It's
like it's the Kiyasol made up and you're like, you
bout a Kiasol And I'd like to meet other people
that also have Kia souls.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
The only time meetups like that are necessary at all,
it's like corvettes, like we all want to get together
and show that's like we had a group. I don't
think they've done it in a while, but they used
to a couple of times a year. They would like
come in early and we would do like a Corvette
breakfast for them and it would be like fifteen Corvettes
in our parking lot. That's cool even for jeeps. Most

(05:32):
jeep meetups, they're probably meeting up at a fucking Denny's.
They're not going They're just they're doing the Corvette. Guys,
do come look at my jeep? Okay, it's not a Corvette,
but and I like that. I know I'm sounding very
anti Jeep right now. I like you. I think they're cool.
They're a pretty useless vehicle though, at least for me,
Like I'll never have a use for a jeep. I'm

(05:53):
not an off road guy.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, they're like they have like that slingsh club that
used to live by or that used to go by
where I lived, and they were just all those people
in little like go kart things. It's like, hey, do
you want to also have something it's like a motorcycle
but it's not a motorcycle at all. We can all
meet up and drive around and have our loud music

(06:15):
playing together and hang out and like, yes, I would
like to do.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
That desverbly jack each other off because we have the
same vehicle.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Do you think you should get like in touch with
a lot of other Toyota camer owners? Excuse me, Corolla
to Corolla owners, Excuse me, it's a different group.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
I know. I mean I see him on the highway.
All you're just kind of like you needed a cheap car.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
With all right, Corolla? Baby seas up, seas up, baby,
Oh I saw I thought I saw a Corolla guy.
When I came out, I thought I fucking saw a
Corolla guy.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
It's usually the same exact one too, because like everyone
that's from around the time I was. When I bought mine,
it was a little bit post COVID. I think they
were only making it a one color or at that point.
So when I see my exact Corolla, it's usually my
exact Corolla, same color and everything.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
So you could just trade cars. You want to drive mine,
see if it's fast too.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I've definitely walked up to the wrong Corolla before. I've
done that with my I'm hitting the unlocked why don't
I hear it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Mine? Now I have that like where it senses if
it's your key within however close it is, and so
I like go to open it and like, why the
funk would't it open? And then no, But like I
did that the other day and it was my fancy
man over here, there's a car, two cars over a whoops, not.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Breaking into your car. I'm just an idiot.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Sorry, I'm sorry. Maybe a jeep person moment. Yeah, it happens.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
Newcor was in this area.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Shit happens, bro. What else did I have for prekemp segments? Today?
And one shirts? Somebody was wearing an and one shirt
today or not today at the other day at the
grocery store, and it just made me think about how
like six and one was. I took a picture of
it and it was just it said go to church, pray,

(08:13):
you don't have to guard me. And it was a
guy with a basketball staring at the court, and I was.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Like, those shirts had the exact same energy as Big
Dog shirts.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
They were, but they're way more aggressive.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah. And one was like I'm gonna school you on
the court, and Big Dog was just like Divorced Dads,
but it was the same energy. Yeah. Yeah, it's a
different topic.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Like hey, I'm fine and like I don't really follow
the rules, but like let's just chill. And and one's
like I'm gonna dominate you. Well, this is why. It
says me and your mama both putting up huge numbers.
And it's a guy that's holding a newspaper says player
goes for fifty again, and a fat woman on a
scale it says four hundred.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
The and one logo guy with like just the no
face and it's so wet, but he's always crossing somebody up.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
He looks like a mannequin.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Those were great. And one had one of the best
video games of all time too. It was back in
like the era of like NBA Street and all those,
and they had one but it was just and one ballplayers.
And I found out later on you could actually gamble
on your own games, which should have been an indication
for me down the line that you was gonna love gambling.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah, that's pretty pretty, uh, pretty obvious looking back at it.
This is why it says give and go, give up
the game and go home. And he's just pointing, like,
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 5 (09:37):
You suck, so dumb, but so great, hope.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
You brought You're about to get burned, and he's sitting
on the beach with some suntan oil.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
It was also in the perfect era too, when everyone
was wearing oversized teas, so every and one shirt was
like four sizes too big for the person wearing it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah. Yeah, as it was, it wouldn't have worked it.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
And I found out the other day, Okay, so you
remember it's gonna sound weird. Remember how back then, like
every black dude just had shorts on underneath his pants.
And I never understood why. I found out recently that
was because like they were like, yeah, but we can
just ball whenever, Like if somebody has a hoop and
I can just take off my pants and be ready
to ball. It was the smartest fashion trade of all time.

(10:26):
And I never understood it.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I never put that together you're.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Always ready to ball.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Neither did I never thought about that, dude.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
I just used to laugh and think it was stupid.
I was like, why are you wearing shorts underpants? This
is Texas, it's very hot. They're like, dude, ball is life.
If they had, if anybody had explained that to me
back in the day, I would have been like, that
makes one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
That's why you're not in the league. You were ready
to ball.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
That and being a just under six foot white guy
wasn't conducive to me.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
But yeah, I mean there's some factors.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
But that's a little bit.

Speaker 1 (10:58):
You look back and like trace it back. Like if
I was your therapist, they'd be like, no, Pat, do
you think that maybe you were hesitant to wear the
basketball shorts under your pants because you didn't want to
look silly in front of your friends. And you're like, fuck,
if I've been doing that, I've been going to the
gym all the time balling.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Also, if I were to wear shorts underneath my pants,
it would probably just look like I had a full diaper.
I already wear bad.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Not everybody could do it.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Like, I think you had to have a slimmer build
to yourself to pull that off, like.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
A basketball build.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Probably yeah, I never had much of those. I had
a high schooler that likes to drink build but also
play sports, or drink beer but play sports build. That
was my build. I'm looking. Peaked at sophomore year and
then slightly got fatter every year since.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
It was that Yeah, you were right in that sweet
spot though, where you're big enough to like dominate, And
then it was just like, yeah, like I was slow,
I'm slowing down.

Speaker 5 (12:01):
I was like big for high schoolers, but also I
wasn't offensive line quite big yet, but I was. I
was teetering, And by the end of it, I kind
of was, Hey, I loved beer. Drinking was awesome in
high school. It's probably the best time to drink, Like,
I don't think there's ever a time where it's more fun.
You can burn it right, because there's also yeah, yeah,

(12:22):
that you had one, you had the great metabolism like
that too. There's also the little bit of danger because
you're not supposed to be doing it once you're in
twenty one, nobody was a shit. Yeah, like having to
find a field with your boys because you have nowhere
else to go. I don't want to get hammered.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yeah, that's part of the fun. Like, ha, hey, guys,
I don't I know that so and so's parents are
out of town. Maybe we can see if we can
go to their house. And they're like, absolutely not. You
can't have a party in my parents' house. They're gonna
kill me. They're okay, cool, what if we just sat
in your garage and just drank and then threw all
the way to cans and like, all right, we can
probably do that.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
It definitely will smell like stale beer in here for Yeah,
well that off.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, this guy found a dock on like an empty pond.
We could go there, all right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Hey, there's a playground at the back of this neighborhood.
Say no more.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
I saw some unfinished houses. It's not like they don't
have the doors on them yet, so it's not breaking
an intern. I think we can just go hang out there.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
Or like we used to do. Everyone just get liquor
and let's go to Sonic Sonic.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, you put it in your cup. Just like anybody
got anything, and like that was the worst thing ever.
Like if word got out that there was a party,
like yeah you could, like Pat, you could come, but
don't tell anybody, Like we'll try to keep it small.
And Pat swings this side. Yeah, party Alex's house. Forty
fucking cars start showing up and you're like, well, there's
no way this isn't gonna get blown up.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
Or cars just start leaving and people start jumping their
car to try and chase their cars to see where
they're going. You're like, ah, this is bad. We should
do that sometime soon. We should get a bottle of
whiskey and let's just go to Sonic.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Like just with us, not like with high school kids.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
Yeah no, no, no no, but like if we if
a couple of our other fens are back then are
in town, let's just be sneaking whiskey into our Sonic cups.
And then they're like, dude, you're almost forty go home.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
You could just drink a beer, you idiot.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
There's a bar next door. Yeah, but I want the nostalgia. Yeah,
it just feel you've never been desperate and you had
already bought a cherry limaid and all you had was whiskey.
So you made a whiskey and Jerry limaid.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
What you could get.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
All right, we've been there forty four with eleven shots
of whiskey in it. Those are the good old days.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
When when things were pure, dude, when things were pure,
we were.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Not only underage drinking, but underage driving and drinking it.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
We didn't know any better, which doesn't make our brains
weren't developed. They weren't developed.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
I wasn't driving, I didn't have a license. Okay, so
am I saying I'm better than you know? But like
you know, well, maybe.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
You would have done it had you had the ability.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
To do it. Yeah, looking back, that's probably part of
the reason my dad asked me to not get my license.
He said it was for because i'd have high insurance.
I think he just didn't want me to die. I
should probably thank.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Him for that. Yeah, that's a good call. It was
a really good call, probably.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Last thing I had for the pre com segment was
I saw that there was a dust storm in Arizona
over the weekend. And I've heard of dust storms my
whole life. I know people that lived in Lubbock and
They're like, yeah, there's dust storms. The dust comes in.
It's crazy, it gets everything all dusty. It sucks. But

(15:44):
I didn't know that dust storms are called haboobs. Did
you know that? No? Right, no, I'm not even kidding.
A haboob. It's called a haboob. It is a type
of intense dust storm carried by wind of a weather
front or thunderstorm. Of boobs care regularly in dry land
areas and regions throughout the world and off earth. They

(16:05):
can be dangerous.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, I mean I saw mission impossible. Dust storms are
very dangerous haboobs.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Excuse me, haboobs haboobs. So I was like, is that
the coolest weather phenomena that we've got?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
So I did some are you gonna name something? Why
are you gonna name something so bad after something so good? Though?

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Well, because maybe it's like a fake. It's like you
want to see boobs ha boobs? Yeah, right, and it
just slaps the face of the bunch of dust.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
It's like you thought you were getting boobs. How about
this sand in the face. Maybe they comes basically nature's
way of hitting us with pockets sand.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
It absolutely is nature's pockets sand. No, there's no way
around that, but I did some boobs though.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
All Right, next time there's it's a little dusty, I'm
gonna say boob's coming haboob.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, I hope this looks like a prime haboob weather.
I hope we don't get any boobs coming this way.
I was looking around though, and I did. I was like,
what other cool weather names do we have that I
can throw out there? Cause you seem like you're smart
when you're like, yeah, heboob, people actually probably think you
just make it up shoot at that point. But you know,

(17:15):
we have fire natos. They break out their wildfires which
are just like little mini tornadoes.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
I have seen that.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Yeah, that's terrifying. And they have thunder snow, which is
thunder and lightning during snowstorms, which I guess does make
sense because I just never put together the two or
three of them happening together, probably lightning at some point
in time where it snows. We just live in Texas.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Thunder snow, I think is the most terrifying sounding one.
Thundersnow would be a good than the fire tornado. Oh
that would be the mobile thunder snow. Yeah, nobody wants
to maybe not mobile somewhere where you actually have snow.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
South Dakota is the thunderstate.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Paul thunders yep, yeap.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
That place, that place you don't want to fuck around
with the thunder snow ghosts to sound this isn't really
a weather event, but bright spots the light bright spots
of light that appear on either side of the sun
caused by ice crystals in serious clouds. So basically like
when a kid draws the sun and he has like

(18:22):
the smiley sunface and those little things around it, the
little things around the sun are called sun dogs. That's sick.

Speaker 5 (18:33):
Another great minor league team name.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
Basically, yeah, the sun Dogs. Someerville sundogs.

Speaker 5 (18:40):
I love that. Ooh low, your logo is just a
dog with sunglasses on perfect simple, easy, great.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
So pretty much sun rays or just sundogs. Just start
calling him sundogs.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
On a on a really sunny day, you can say
the sun dogs are barking.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yep, yep. No, I'm gonna start using that from now on.
A sopper is when it rains in a really dry place,
like a desert where it hasn't in a long time,
and the ground gets all soggy and it causes a
bunch of sinkholes to open up. It's called a sopper.
That sounded funny.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
We got also a great name to call your friend's
mom when you guys are arguing.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah, your momsuitch a fucking sopper, Dude, did you do crying?
She was so or she could be a whiny bitch
and just like she cries a lot, or because she's
she had extra there.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
So she's yeah, really weepy, or if she's a slut.
Both of those can be of soppers.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
It's like skivity. You just use it for good or
bad stuff. Look at me using skivvy correctly. I think
we got ariol of us ario lavas, which is when
a bunch of volcanic ash goes way up into the
air after a volcano erupts. Some of it will go
up so high that it gets like stuck in like

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that area between like there's atmosphere and space, and so
it takes a long time for it to come down,
and it'll be like three or four days and then
it comes down as like basically a hot rain that
doesn't like burn people, but it's like, oh shit, that's hot.
You're basically just having lava rain down on you, and
it's called ario lava, which sounds like ariola, so I'm

(20:20):
I'm all for it.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
Which are also aerola is very hot, so.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
That I didn't even think about that part of it.
You're right, pat Nature.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Yeah, you would think it was named after air and
lava and being hot. No, it's named after nipples, arial lava.

Speaker 6 (20:35):
Very We got whippids, not whip its whipids like rapids,
but with whip And that's little tornadoes that break out
over rapids.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
When it's really windy and the conditions you're right, sounds crazy.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
That's the most terrifying one.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
There's like a water tornado. No thanks, there's.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
A water and rapid like rushing water and tornadoes. You're
basically in the middle of a fucking avatar fight.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Absolutely what you're in middle.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, people just bend on earth all around you.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Pass and then penine. That's when it literally rains cats
and dogs.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
I'm trying to think you might be messing with me.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
That one might have been and some of the other
ones might have been to but some of them are real,
some of them are reel. That's weather. I'm past the
baby fucking PTG weather dude.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
A couple of weather boys.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Ask us any weather question, We'll answer it. We know things.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
I know all about the weather. I've been in it
so many times I've seen.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, I've been to all the weathers.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
I've got over three decades worth of weather experience, so
pretty much an expert, sir.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
When you applied for the meteorologists position, we met in
study of meteorology. Well, I've been you know meteorology, because
I've been out of the weather my whole life. I've fished,
I've walked, I've driven.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
Some would even say I've weathered it exactly.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Fuck God, damn it higher him?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
All Right, this guy might be full of shit, but
damn it can he turn a phrase.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You just gotta hope that you don't have anybody that's like,
forgot forty years of weather experience.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Now they're too old past their time.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Well, I was thinking, like, yeah, when do they get ageist,
because it's like fifty years, sixty years? Hey, chill dude. Also,
you know how much weather I don't want.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
What was the last time you saw fat weather man?
They're all jolly and making jokes. What a fuck I
do it?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Well, he probably had to be smaller so you can
not cover up the screen.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Damn it. Okay, yeah that makes sense. So I was
just conpected by my left hand here is Charlotte, and
then by my left nipple is Georgia.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
But wouldn't it be cool too if like you could
just wear up a green suit and be like, right here, yeah,
we're gonna get some rain through the tropics over here
and up here. Yeah, that's where Florida is really gonna
get hit by this hurricane.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
I could do it Burt Chrysler style. I do it shirtless,
but I just paint my body green.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Yeah, and just put the cities and the towns and
stuff on.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
It would be super imposed, right, but yeah, but then
I wouldn't have to worry about blocking half the map.
I am the map.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You want to just turn yourself into the map. You
can do it from home, so they don't even have
to like buy a.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Studio or anything or be around me shirtless. That too.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
There's all positives. These are all positives.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
How are you you rubbing all over your chest and
your belly? Oh, I'm getting ready for work.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Sorry, babe, bed I'm working all right. Can you get
the kids out of here? You're just painting yourself. No,
it's work all right. You may not take it seriously.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Can you get my back? You got a big storm
coming out, get.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Turn around in case I gotta get the highs and
lows the weekend forecast.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Just a little bit of butt crack hanging out at
all times. I think this is a great idea.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Okay, maybe start like you, start applying at some some
news stations. I work at the media. Put it a
good word for you, Pat, Yeah, hell yeah, I know
his weather.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
That would be even better. I could just do weather
for your radio show and nobody would be able to
tell that I'm shirtless.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
But I'd still be shirtless, just just for fine.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
I just walk in for like five minutes a day,
covered in green paint, no shirt on. You know.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
We told him he didn't need a green screen or anything.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
No, he preferred to work this way.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
It's his process. Just let him.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
This is just just shut up. He's gonna do his things.
Let him do his thing.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
The rains all wash off. I think it's gonna rain today, guys.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
He's looking looking rainy. Would you bring in for the
pre come segment today, Pat.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
I had a thought today, and this might be a
little bit of hubrius, but I fully believe that the
farther we went back in time, the more impressive of
human being. I would be. Like I think, if we
went back before modern medicine, I would live to be
one of the oldest people on the planet Earth. And
I'm talking back like like three hundred the year, like

(25:13):
way back then when everyone was dying at forty because
look at me, I don't take care of myself at all.
I have zero health.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Just it's gonna say, just because you don't go to
the doctor.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
But I have no health problems. Nothing ever hurts. I
think I was a doctor, I would live till like
fifty five, and I'd be the second oldest man on
the planet. Back then, I think I was gifted with
one of the greatest genetic bodies of all time. But
also to balance it out, God gave me just some
of the lowest fucking drive he could put into a

(25:42):
human being without it just falling over.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
But you also don't go to the doctor, so you
don't know how healthy you are really, you're just avoiding
getting the information.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Nothing hurts, Well, you've just looked occasionally going upstairs like ah,
But like I never get sick. Everyone gets sick. I
don't get sick.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, when you do get sick, you just drink whiskey
and get drunk so you don't feel sick anymore. You
always tell us.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
That I don't get sick. The whiskey keeps away the sick. No,
don't even listen to me.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
You're also drunk all the time, so you might not
even know if you're sick.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Drinking is the only thing that makes me kind of sick.
They go, oh, I'm hungover to like yesterday driving home.
I mean it was more okay, I was kind of drunk,
but I was also I just couldn't fall sleep till
after Foresaw was tired, tired and drunk. Bad combo. I
almost fell asleep like four times on the ride home yesterday.
That's not safe. But like, I never get ill. I

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never get a cold, I don't get stuffy, nos, I
don't have allergies. I'm God's most imperfect, perfect being.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
So you have like a blessing antichurse situation.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yeah, it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna make this guy
live forever and he's not gonna enjoy any of it.
I really should convince all my friends to put like
five hundred dollars in a pot each and be like,
this is a death bet. Last person alive gets it,
I'm gonna get You're rooting like the best would be

(27:22):
like you know, you and your friends are all seventy five,
and then you're just actively rooting for your last remaining
friend to die.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah. Again, at a certain point, you're like, we could
be cool, but like it's like at the end of surviving,
like I gotta beat this guy's ass.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Dude, I'm gonna be really lonely after this, but I'm
gonna have a sick weekend in Vegas, so that'd kill myself.
Like not potentially, but I'd probably have so much fun
with that pot that that would make my body finally
give out big. This guy did way too many drugs

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and way too much alcohol, all at his advanced age.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
But you'd be like like Red Sox fans, like when
they hadn't won the title in forever, they were like,
if I could just see the Red Sox before I die,
I'll be happy. And they finally saw it and they
had to die and Dus died. They were like, oh,
I saw Nathan needed to see.

Speaker 5 (28:17):
Oh that was more just filling up their end of
the bargain too, Like, listen, I asked for this, the
Socks got their win.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I got what I needed to go all right, Yeah,
I seen it all. My time here is done.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
So yeah, like if I ever hit the lottery and
can afford just like a personal chef and personal trainer,
watch anybody does I think even though I yeah, people
would say I'm too old, I think I could make
it to the league then any of.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
The LEA Senior Tour at least.

Speaker 5 (28:46):
No. I think I could still come out of the bullpen,
get my arm back in shape. Maybe I'll just learn
a knuckleble.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Maybe. I knew a guy that tried out for a
was in college and he was like, hey, I haven't
played baseball since high school. They'd been tryed for the
baseball team, and I was like, if you like pitched
or anything. No, he didn't make it.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Yeah, no, I told you the last time I tried.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Like try as. I mean, I admire the confidence, buddy,
but yeah, give you a couple of weeks to warm up.
See did you ain't didn't get like recruited? Did you
you didn't? Yeah, I pursue baseball, but you know, I
feel like I could have hang good for you, buddy,
and just like maybe work out at it over time
and not just picked two weeks before.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
That's another great thing that I get to do. I
was very lightly recruited and I didn't. So now I
can just tell people like, well, you know, I probably
could have made it to the miners. I just didn't
have the drive.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Yeah, it's true. Could have been a could have been
a star.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
It could have been I went to Texas State and
that was recruited to play baseball not at Texas State.
But also I know multiple people that played the Text
State that went to the league, So like, who's to say.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
People go to the league all the time from.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Very small schools. You never know, especially baseball. Baseball guys
develop at like the most random ages.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Yeah, they're just like, hey, now I'm good, by the.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Way, but four years in a community college and then
was a first round pick, what, I don't know, he
just started throwing ninety eight.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Yeah, it's pretty wild because the age is just very
so much between baseball picks, where the NFL picks are
kind of in a certain they're like twenty one, like
twenty four, twenty five max. So that it's like Baseball's
like seventeen.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah, he got called three weeks after being drafted, and
then this other guy's making his MLB debut at thirty
four years old.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
And USB, yeah thirty eight like the Rookie.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
What a great song in that movie that's.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Kod So you just think that you're you would be
basically your PRECM segments that you think you'd live longer
than everybody if we didn't have doctors.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Yeah, if not for medication to doctors, I think I
would live longer than ninety percent of the population.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
It's a good thought.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
I don't I realize it is very real.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
I mean, I know your thoughts real.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
The thing is, I I truly do believe this. I'm
not even joking. I have way too much confidence in myself.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
I believe that you believe it.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
I just don't know if I believe that it is
believable itself.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'm gonna outlive you to just accept it.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Probably, I don't think that's that hard to do.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
I have a heart attack on the last leg of
a parlay with the Giants fumble and it loses the game.
Man the cycle.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I wouldn't put the Giants in the parlor. I wouldn't
risk anything on that.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
I know this is years down the line, Buddy.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Good Now though, we're gonna turn things around. Oh, I
did put money on the Packers to win the NFC North.

Speaker 5 (32:06):
So did I? There you go the super Bowl the
day after the Super Bowl? Oh well, I do that
every year every year, the day after the Super Bowl.
I put five bucks on the Packers to win it all.
They they're like plus two thousand.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, I get when the iron's hot. And then I
also for college football, I took A and M over
seven and a half wins and Utah over seven and
a half wins. Just so, now I have two random teams. Big,
I hope they win this game and Animal these goes
eight and four. So I feel like I'm nailing it
with that.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
And is it Utah's coaches dealing him? Right? I think so?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
And if you always loss offensive line.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
Great coach? Oh or is Dillingham Arizona state?

Speaker 1 (32:54):
He's he was in a state. He's one, I don't
know the other. It doesn't matter. It doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Yeah, like you talks a bunch of Islanders that are
like twenty six years old, They've got man.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
In strength, Kyle witting That's why I was good.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Witting Ham.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's it, Kyle Wittingham. All right, let's move on to
the Comeback Kid seven, where we'll tell you what's back
in the news according to us this week it's the
comeback kid, comeback Kid of the week, comeback Kid of

(33:32):
the week, bitch. Our first comeback kid this week is Love.
Love's back. Pat, It's done. They did it. Travis and
Taylor are getting married. They're engaged now, buddy, how stoked
are you?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Bro? I actually I was telling everybody at work.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I was too, because it was like ESPN fucking like
Travis Kelsey guys Taylor's I was like, come on.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Man, oh, there's no other dudes there yesterday when this
happened that were like sports fans, so I couldn't like
talk of this. So I was just going up to
every girl and back, Oh my god, did you hear
the nose?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Like, yeah, I'm not happy for Taylor. It's gonna be
our first royal wedding. We finally get one.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
His first drop of the year, first bad game. You know,
he's probably just too busy playing wedding now, not focused
on football. He's caring about things as if the guys
in the league don't have a girlfriend for some reason
not being.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Famous Ritoryo Romo and Jessea Simpson lay off the Broad's
weekends your legs.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
See. That's then quarterbacks are allowed to Quarterbacks are allowed
to have fames. Like nobody's saying shit about Justin Herbert
Madison Beer. Granted he's not quite on Taylor's level, but.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
We're saying good for them. That's what I'm saying. She's
love dude, it's happy, loves winning, dude, loves that. It's
all time high for love. I wonder if the year
at the Gravies, we should give them a nomination for that.
We've never had a Gravies and an Engagement of the Year.
We're probably not ever going to, but if we did,
they'd be nominated. They would probably not.

Speaker 5 (35:20):
I wonder if his mock draft style uh stock has
gone up or down? Now she now, now they're engaged,
she doesn't have to worry about that. He can go
back to focus, not stressed anymore.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
But now he's got the stress to play out of
the wedding. You think Taylor's playing that wedding, Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
I think it's going to be mostly Taylor with like
a team tennis team, not just her friends, a team
of wedding planners, with Travis just being like, I get
to pick the booze that's there, right, and we're just
going to put his brother in front in charge of that.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
We havent sixty four at the at the reception.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
It's gonna be the sickest wedding of all time.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
And then we get to talk about like the Harrison
Butker goes and the people will be mad.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Because I don't think he's gonna make it.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Because like the like the Trump stuff, and then Brittany
Mahomes will go and they'll be like the Trump stuff,
and then it'll just we'll get to see those cool takes.
Has nothing to do with anything, but like somebody's mad.
I like that. I'm excited, Like it's like the whole
take sphere. I feel like it's gonna be great because

(36:27):
of this. So this is good. This is one of
the and like the we already have a Meme of
the Year nominee and Travis and Taylor getting there like
love and eh O and it's me parlays but anything
you like, Yeah, it's pretty it's pretty easy.

Speaker 5 (36:40):
It's wonderful is gonna be red and yellow. They're gonna
do Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
Colors or whatever. Taylor's colors are.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Red and yellow. She's a Chiefs fan, dude, I mean yeah,
but like, by the way, I mean, she just abandoned
the Eagles to become a Chiefs fan just because she
was dating the guy. Bad fan, but.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Good person for getting off the Eagles.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Fair that's a that's a fair take.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Bad timing. But actually she's one on one, so she's fine.
She's fine.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
God damn, that's gonna be the fucking sickest wedding.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's gonna be sick. Probably also back is family because
the Sanders Boys Sanders Boys are Did you know that
the NFL is racist? Oh no, really yeah, I mean
I was a little shocked when somebody told me the NFL's racist, Like, well, no,
they put in racism and the end zones. It can't

(37:40):
be racist. Yeah, problem solve, cad, I'll fix it. And
they're like, no, dude, they're not playing Chador with the twos. Instead,
they're putting the thirston quarterback in with the threes, and
they're setting up to fail. They're telling the other offensive
line that want to make this team, and I could
cut stop blocking for Shador. Door look bad. Shador also

(38:02):
doesn't get the ball out and like any less than
five seconds a lot of the times Dulan Gabriel did.
And maybe that was it, but don't tell anybody else that.
And then Shador's brother Shiloh punched a dude in the
Bucks preseason finale. He was an undrafted free agent with
the Bucks punches of Bills player and their their preseason finale,

(38:24):
gets ejected for the game and then got cut. Now
he got his rights picked up by a Canadian football team,
So that's kind of what I was gonna say.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
He should try and go dominate in Canada.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Just dominate, like, who cares, dude, you don't gotta you
can be the star of Canada. Probably you do own Canada.

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Just for name recognition. That'd be really funny. If he
didn't start up there either, that would be also kind
of I don't see how that's possible.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I don't think so. I don't think it would be either.
But Shador is funnier because now he's the third string
quarterback going in on the depth chart the first week
of the season, and people were mad about it. He
was also drafted after Dylan Gabriel, So I'm not that
shocked that Dylan Gabriel's ahead of him on the depth chart.
It's an interesting like that. The Shedor Sanders like the

(39:14):
NFL's not to get Shitdur Sanders and the Travis Kelsey
Taylor's takes are gonna just be like, that's all we
need this NFL season. It's so close. We've already got
our talking points. It's like we're getting the syllabus before
the season starts. We just got to get through this
week with those takes and then Week one starts, so
we got actual football we can talk about and these takes.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I'm so fucking excited. Yeah, I'm so ready for football.
Pre sick.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
I got a little, a little taste in college football
that was tight. Speaking of the college football, there was
a fight at the Ireland game. The Kansas State Iowa
State gavid Ireland. By the way, Todd Voss Jenny Voss
shout out to them, they were repping past the baby
in Ireland at that game. I was they did come
back or did hold on and win. But Avery Johnson
is the quarterback to do with the long hair for

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Kansas State. His brother and his dad got in a fight,
which is sick. I don't really know what happened to
either of them, but I just saw the video of
them fighting. I think that means we also have to
add it to Fight of the Year nominations for the Gravies, right, like,
for sure dad V's son fighting, that's all time?

Speaker 5 (40:21):
What the fuck were they fighting about?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Just like we shut one? No, we shouldn't have won.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (40:29):
How do you get into a fucking physical fight with
your father at your brother's game that you flew to
Ireland for.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
It's a battle in a foreign country where it's like, well,
we don't have a lot of connections here. They do.
Not great though, not a great lug, but we're gonna
have to add them to the list. So it's the
Gravy's nominees so far this year for Fight of the
Year or x NHL player Nick Turnawski beating the shit
out of the drunk dude that tried to start a
fight with him on a golf course. That's the favorite.

(40:58):
I would say. The WNBA versus people throwing dildos on
the court, and then CA State quarterback Aamy John's dad
and brother fighting, so shout out to them. But family, dude,
family's back.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Big week for families, Huge week for family.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
And you know you love your family even through the turmoil.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
That's what they do for each other, just each other
against each other.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah, but that's that's a family thing, just like Domterrea said,
family and they taught they found a bunch too, Yeah,
but they were still a family. They knew like, hey,
end of the day, I'm family. Your family. We drive cars,
so we do.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
We drive them off of buildings into other buildings and
into space and.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Do other crazy things.

Speaker 5 (41:50):
And we do it all for family, not for all
the money that we're trying to make doing this.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
They should do a fast inferior cars crossover, Like I
would like to see Dom as the car.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Fast and furious. But there it's it's like a prequel.
They're like eight and it's a go like go car track.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
No, but I want the characters of Dom to be
in a car. So it's really just like a Disney picture.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
But it's just baby Dom. It's eight year old Dom.
We can style it like Pixar. Nobody can be an
animated movie.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Not an eight year old Dom. Just dom is the
car whoa well family and then like, oh no, we
got to jump over this ramp onto this boat to
save the day. Do that boom and Tyreesee comes in
and oh shit, Tokyo drift in time and like the
second movie, they go to Japan, they n how to
Tokyo drift. But it's them as his car.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Has like just a giant, giant hood, way bigger than
the other hoods for his forehead.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
That would be cool.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
They're not hood the top of the car. Whatever. They'll
figure it out. That's for the animators.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
That's for them, but they can make it happen. And
like it is already a movie about cars, it's not
like you really you could really just do all of
the movies. It's like what they're doing with Harry Potter. Hey,
we already have the movies, dude, Yeah we're gonna redo.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
It's like, okay, well you already know the story, so yeah,
I get more detail because it's a show, dude, right,
so we.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Could do that with the Cars Show. But it's Fast
and Furious season one, just the first movie. You have
ninety five seasons.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I just want to see the car stylized version from
the second movie. You forget about it?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, dude, somebody, somebody.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Ai that, so forget about a car like it.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Would be so much somebody. We just need to do
one of those where you put like the dialogue with
a different movie and just put that. They could put
a fast and furious dialogue with a scene from Cars Credible.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
He's being a lot.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
And it's just lightning the queen and then the old
guy that used to be the right Mader. No, yeah,
I guess it could be made when he left Mader.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
But Paul Newman, I think, played the older.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Hudson hornet Hudson hornet. So he's like, I'm gonna go
Mallew the way and then we could just play the
Paul Walker. They're like, fuck it does mash up? Somebody
do that. I don't want to do that, but I
don't know how to do it. There's my idea verbal
trademark there. I like credit, some sort of credit. All right,
what else do we have? What else do we have? Nothing?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Do you have any comeback kids? That's it? No, I
haven't had much. I'm just I'm focusing on just I
guess comeback. Moving, Yeah, backing and moving. It's not it's
not not cool yet because I'm not having to do
the actual move just.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Passes on the horizon and being not cool.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Yeah, And like I'm realizing there was a closet that
I'm staring at right now. It's just full of boxes
with my brother's shit.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
He doesn't even know it's gone.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
I might. I mean, some of it I got to
hold onto, Like there's some jerseys and stuff, but for
the most part, it's just clothes that he's forgotten about
for like four years.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
So he just moved and was like, y'all keep my
shit now.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Pretty much, it's kind of how it happened. I really
want to just hold onto it all. So next time
I go up there, I'm just gonna unload like fifteen
bags of shit. Here you go, here's all the stuff
that you left in the house.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Now I'm leaving it with you. It's like when you're
the I don't know if you ever moved out of
a college house that like someone else, that other people
were still living in. I had people that were younger
to be when I moved out, and it was tight
because they were staying in that same place. So I
was like, well, I'm gonna leave these pans. I don't
leave these cups that I want instead of having to

(45:54):
like say it out yourself, be like they're going to
do that in a year.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
That's the best way to move. Like when you move in,
other people are still living there. It's great because you
can just leave behind everything you don't fucking want and.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
You can throw it away. You guys can throw anything
you don't want away. Sorry guys, They go, Okay, thanks dud.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
I'm gonna leave.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Blame.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
There's all these pans, so you still have pans to use. Really,
it's because I don't want to take them.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yeah, because these are like rusted pans because no one
ever did dishes and they just sit in a sink
for six days and rust away.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
My nice cast iron that I bought but didn't know
how to take care of it, so it was just
instantly rusted.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
We just thought it was seasoning.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
I thought you just cleaned it like a normal pan.
I really didn't know.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Oops, I'm big cast Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:38):
You can see it like twice and I was like,
this is heavy. I don't want to use it anymore.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Cast out fox. It's tight to just have like the
one thing and then be like I'm done that is it.
That is good and then you just clean that one ditch.
All right, moving on, Let's get to the not cool
seven and tell you what's not cool this week according
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(47:06):
Go there, get your past Gavy flag, get you the
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PTG hats. They're awesome, but the flag again, shout out
Todd and Jenny Voss. They were rocking the past Gavy
flags in Ireland at the Iowa State Kansas State game
at Blarney Castle. At all the tourist attractions, Todd and

(47:29):
Jenny were repping the pasta Gavy flag and I was like, hell, yeah, bro,
you're real one. So I know we've been to like
somebody's had a flag in Ireland. I know the Danielle
Weston took us to Italy. I know somebody's taking us
to France before. And I know that. And these also
count like shirts and like just anything you're wearing our
shit too. I know Mexico also has counted. So that's

(47:50):
four countries besides the US probably Canada too. I don't
really count Canada as a country.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
It's basically I need someone to go to China.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Good to China.

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(49:27):
not coolest from our buddy josh Tree coddle at Joshua
Tree seven one three. I don't know if you've looked
the picture he's submitted with it yet, Pat, but he
said he's not cool is let my kid do a
backflip at the pool and ended up in the emergency
room getting seven staples in his head. Looks like I'm
not winning Dad of the Year again. And his little

(49:49):
buddy had just a gash on his head.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
Yeah, that was a poor guy. That's a good one,
but also screw that. Still totally DOUD out of the year.
Chicks dig scars. Might not be Doud of the Year
this year. Your wife, you know, you might not the
mom might not be too happy with you. You might
not win it this year, all right? When he's like
fifteen sixteen chicks stick scars, Dude, they.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Said he didn't cry, didn't cry, said he's good. What
a champ dude, shout out JJ man.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
But that's I bet you. By now he's already asked
to do another one. He's like, yeah, you just try.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Let the kids have fun. Like you're always like, yeah,
what's that's not gonna happen, Like, let him have fun, dude, whatever,
And then you're, oh, fuck, I think that's that's a nightmare.
That's a nightmare. You lived a nightmare, buddy Teas and
p's though I did see that. He said JJ's okay.
Though I guess you have to in that, but he
said JJ was okay, and then everything was good. But
that had to be a scary moment and that sucks, dude,

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solid not cool to start us off. You're probably gonna
win that one, honestly, because Quentin Quentin used that qdace
on X. He said, and Tommy DeVito getting cut is
his not cool massacre.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
That boy opposite though for my boss, he was so
jacked up today because the Patriots signed him. Hey, you
go to the Patriots and wave it was like I
got cutlets in New England.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, it's pretty sag. I mean, the Giants had James Menson,
Russell Wilson, and Jackson Dart. So it was kind of
unrealistic that they'd roll with four quarterbacks, but we'll always
have that Monday night game.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
That's how likable he is. A guy that's no business
beating the Packers. Beat the Packers, and I don't hate him,
because how can you hate Tommy Cutletz He's got I
told my buddy, I was like, you shouldet a Patriot
jersey that just says Cutlets on the back.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yep, that'd be sick. I was looking at the custom
jerseys you get, like the Giants are going with their throwbacks.
I was just like fucking around with the customizer thing,
and I was like, I should get a Tommy DeVito
and just it would be really funny to just get it,
like knowing he was about to get. And then I
was like, no, I'm not gonna spend three hundred dollars

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that a fucking Tommy Devita jersey.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Yeah, but maybe now if they have some that are
in stock, you might be able to get that discounted one.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
I should. I should definitely look at that good call. Yeah,
never forget it's it's a classic jersey from now on.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
I'm sorry, though, Q. That's it's never fun when just
a fan favorite gets traded. Like back in the day,
it used to always be like when teams still had fullbacks.
You'd have a fullback for like four years and you
love them, and then your team gets a new full back,
so we gets like, ah, I love that guy.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
We had that with Elijah Chapman this year. He got
cut and I think he just made it through waivers
under our practice squead. But he was a defensive tackle
that also played fullback. So you'd always had a big
number ninety four recorded is eligible and they would just
see them hand the ball of ninety four.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
That fuck yeah, big boy foot ball is always great.
What's going on with I know this isn't really the
big old fat guy in Tampa. I know he got cut.
Did anybody else pick him up? Oh? Yeah, dude, he
couldn't even practice play football. No, he was a free
agent signings like fighty pounds. I think he got down

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to like four sixty five. That's so big. It's so
but also like kind of effective at Florida. Yeah, he's
really big, but maybe you just put him in on
like goal line or short yardage like we just need
you to not let the line move. You can't tell
me he's too big to play football. To play a
lot of football, probably not key packages. There's how many

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guys on the team only get key packages anyway, He's
a package guy. Yeah, that should be his nickname, the
big Package.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Big Package would kill.

Speaker 5 (53:42):
So, I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
He didn't play at all.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
No, they wouldn't even let him practice. They just put
a weighted vest on him and had him walking up
and down the field all day every day. But I
don't know, maybe let him play some football. Probably would
lose more weight doing drills than just walking.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
He's gonna kill somebody in the XFL. He's gotta well.
Dexter Lions is like three point fifty.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
And he's just full like one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Yeah, But like when you watch the old try and
guard Dexter Lions, like all you gotta do is just
go downhill, like it's impossible. You can't. Like Dexter Larns
is way better than just going downhill. But he's such
a big dude that it's like, good fucking luck stopping
that guy.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I mean, just use him as a short yardage fullback.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
You probably could because he.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
Was super He had like a twenty five inch vertical
at almost five hundred pounds. That's insane. Dude's an athlete.
Just get him on the field. Somebody needs to put
him on the field.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Somebody probably will both sign him, at least I would
imagine he gets signed.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
Surprise, Jerry Jones hasn't already been How big is he?
I can s instead of Parsons, dude?

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Oh yeah, he could replace Parsons with it. I saw
y'all might get Parsons in a trade.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
That's gonna be my not cool in a minute.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Well we'll get to that then. Um last not cool. Well, listen,
it's not cool. It's from Mikey Paul and it's just
Mikey p on X and Mikey says it's not cool.
Is injuring his neck moving concrete slabs for his wife?
You know what that means?

Speaker 5 (55:12):
Hand? John, can't use your neck?

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Guy, give hand.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
She's got to give you something.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
You gonna give you a little some something.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Yell, little neck, Hey, honey, y'ah my next shot of commission.
Can you uh let me borrow some neck?

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Give me a little neck over here in this sterea
right here may feel a lot better.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I hope, like laugh like I hope that we made
him laugh right there, But I hope that laughed in
and turn hurt his neck. That injury sucked, dude.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Even if you just have a creock in your neck,
it's the worst.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Especially because I doubt it was on the last one
he was moving. It's probably in the middle of it,
so like half the job got done. You can't continue
after that.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Then you have more like two days.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
In like two days, your wife's probably be like, are
you still saying your neck where.

Speaker 1 (55:56):
You get those slabs moved?

Speaker 5 (56:00):
And I'm sorry, I have debilitating injury at advanced stage, Yeah,
everything passed like twenty six.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, it's advanced. If you think about it, all ages
are advancing. So you could say, like like three is
advanced age past one to two.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Fair enough.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
It's just a good way to like get some sympathy
for anything you're bitching about at my advanced age. This traffic,
traffic while I'm dying.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Can't wait thirty minutes for a table at my advanced age?

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, you think I'm gonna sit the bar for this meal?
Out of my advanced age?

Speaker 5 (56:39):
No, I had like a hundred percent of the time.
I will I will if bar is available.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Yeah, depends on that add But if it's two people,
absolutely yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Pass two, it's a little I might want to sit down.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
But three to four, but after that, no, nothing.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Passed four, then you're getting absurd.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Might not cool, I'll go next. I had a couple.
One is I think I've used it before on the podcast,
but I've just been having calf cramps in the middle
of the night. I'm trying to hydrate and I feel
like I just drank over the weekend and that was
probably what it was. But when you get woke up
with calf cramps, it's brutal. And then I had it
happened three times last week, So I hate that. My

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other not cool is being a fantasy commissioner because it's
people just bitch.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
There's no.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Like I'm I'm in charge of. Like I organized stuff,
I put things together, I pay people. At the end
of the season, I try and get a draft set up.
I asked people like, hey, what if we did this
thing to make the league more fun. They have the
new polls on the imassages and stuff now, so you'd
be like yes or no, would you guys like to

(57:49):
replace defensive special teams with an extra flex position? Yes
or no? We get seven votes? Okay, that motion passes.
But no, everybody has to hijack the pole thing and
be like, should so Alex lick my asshole? Should this happen?
Should this? Like like stop doing that, guys, And then
people bitch, and then people just don't respond, and you're like, hey, guys,

(58:11):
this is what the draft is. Okay, well, hey sorry, man.
I feel like I already bitched about setting up drafts before,
but like we were doing that, We've already got a
draft set up. Just wrangling, wrangling the people in your group,
Like there's a limit to the amount of friends that
everybody should have. I feel like close friends, and I
feel like a fantasy group is like a good example

(58:32):
of that, where you're like, I fuck with most of you, guys,
but I actually fuck with all of the guys in
my fantasy but like it's a lot, and if I
didn't like you guys, I would fucking just never talk
to you again. Ever, that's pretty much.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
The commissioner for the first time this year, and I
haven't really had to deal with much of that yet.
We had one almost scenario, like four days ago. One
of the guys is like, wait, it's coming up. It's
next Sunday. I can't do that. I've got to, you know,
just whatever, I'm out of the league replacement and we're like, dude,
calm the fuck down, We'll move it to Saturday. Like
that was a quick one. I haven't really had to
deal with much. I've already told him because our other

(59:09):
buddy left the league because he couldn't deal with the
bitching of for people. And I've already told everyone. Now
I'm like, listen, I'm taking over his commissioner. You guys
bitch to me. I'm just not gonna care, Like, just
don't waste your energy getting mad.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Yeah, I try to do that. I try to do that,
but like.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
The seasons starting, nothing's getting fucking changed.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
The group name gets changed several times a year to cheating, colluding,
middleton scumbag commissioner Alex Like I'm I'm I'm done, and
I know that's gonna happen. And it's the first time
that like there's some weird point thing. They're like, soud,
this is why we should get up points for your
like this is the rules the rules are the rules.
The rules have better rules since we started it, played

(59:48):
by the fucking rules.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
Well you should like if if you're not in a.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
League with decimals, then you can't bitch when you don't
get decimals. Like, that's the league. That's the league. We
all know it, you all know it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
We used to change it this way.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Well, this one guy wants to change it. We did
with the poll that the poll didn't pass, but like
this one guy's mad. But well, this fucking bullshit. You
guys do I don't know, dud, did you pay the
fifty dollars to get in this league?

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Then chill out, Yeah, it's fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Calm down, relax, It's just it's it's uh, it's a
self like it's it's just self punishment that you do yourself.
It's just I'm it's like, what is it sato massicism.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
A masochism.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
That's I'm just I enjoyed, just just fucking with myself.
I guess like where I'm just like, oh, hey guys, yeah,
I mean this is going on. I think I was
a sophomore in high school. We started this league, so
it just goes a pretty old league. I've been a
commissioner of it every year. I'm like, god damn it
that he gets to like where I had to act
at the league. It's a thankless job. So if ladies,

(01:00:56):
if you don't know anything at faces football, but your
husband or boyfriend or whoever you're talking to is like
the commissioner, just be like, hey, I think you do
a really good job as a commissioner. If my wife
told me that, I would be like, thank you, I
love you so much, Like you know that that would
just just tell it, Hey, I think you're doing a
great job as a fantasy commissioner. Put a pepinist.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
Step pitch this idea for him next year. Whoever comes
in the last place has to be commissioner of the
next year, so they have to be with the bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
That's true.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
Because do you guys have a last place punishment?

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Oh? We did?

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
We always talk about when we never do it. Yeah,
so that's especially as you get older, it's just harder.
But yeah, make that the new fantasy punishment. Whoever comes
in last has to be commissioner the next year, and
you have to deal with the bullshit. That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I do like having finals say and I think that's
the problem.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
I don't want to give up the power.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
I can't like it is tight when like people are
yelling at you, like oh yeah, really, well guess what. No,
now you've been removed from the group, and don't you
kicked out of the league. No, but we're at them
like another day. But like removed from the group. You
can do that, and I don't want to hear it.
And then when a couple of people start blowing up,
you're like, yeah, we do leave the league. Good, all

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filling people.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
Already have your pill.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Don't yell at me.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
They just stopped setting their line up.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Have podcast. I'll just get like five people in two seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:02:26):
If I want.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
I was like, friends, yeah, I like that. That's always
a funny movie. Dude, I'm gonna leave the league, guys, Okay,
Like there's a million people that need to be in
a fantasy league. So like I get any fantasy league
could add somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:02:45):
That's how goes.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
I went a w n B A fantasy league because
just like random people. Look, I want to be in
a w n B A fantasy league. Football is a
million times more than that. You graf the street on
the making. I'm with him. The one seed locked up
in the playoffs. That coming up. Nineteenth Amendments. Oh, by

(01:03:09):
the way, yesterday was Nineteenth Amendment Day. Shout out to
the Nineteenth Amendments. Back to back. Champs got to go
for the three peet to represent.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
I'm actually shocked. I didn't hear that anywhere. Nobody brought
that up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Well, they're not fans of the Nineteenth Amendments like me.
Nobody knows it better than I did.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
That's true. No, you are an ally.

Speaker 1 (01:03:31):
I'm a suffrage of the nineteenth Yeah, you know what.
I like that. That's an amendment that's already an action
like you, Yeah, but I support it. I just wanted
to know that I support it. You didn't really do it,
but I support it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Yeah, I have. On the other hand, that's not me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I think he should vote for whoever you want. Okay,
you're you're just talking in circles. You're not saying anything exactly. Now,
I'm hungry. If only somebody could maybe a sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:04:10):
On it, Toots, would you have for? Not cool? The
main one I was gonna do what I was saying
earlier is I woke up this morning seeing all these
parsons the Packers. There's a jet going from Lambeau to
Dallas today or Green Bay to Dallas, and I got

(01:04:31):
so behind it immediately, like within five minutes. I was
texting my friends that are all Cowboys fans. I was like,
this would be the funniest fucking thing ever because all
of them hate the Packers for what we always do. Yeah,
Cowboys and what my bo was three first round picture,
I'd be fine with it. I was like, no, you
want it, No, you fucking want it. You would not
be fine with it. You would hate that Micah Parsons.
And now I'm just I'm gonna get my heart broken.

(01:04:52):
That's my not cools because it's not gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
What if it did? And then like the fun part
would be, like then you could just shit on all
of those first picks that they get every like whoever
those players that go out, Yeah, that that's just to
take immediately, you like, immediately have that your pocket, Like
this guy's gonna fuck it suck.

Speaker 5 (01:05:11):
I will immediately go get a Parson jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
Because the Packers are gonna be good this year. Win
the NFC North, like we like we bet, but Packers
win the NFC North they're gonna be good, so your
draft picks gonna be higher up. So then like we're
just speck I fouled you because he sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
Yeah, Like it's not like we're training three first round
pick soel that'll be in the top ten. They're all
gonna be twenty plus. It's where it always is, Like
if you're lucky, the Packers will have a down year
and you'll get the fourteenth pick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
Yeah, Like, do you do you think Micah Parsons is
gonna help you guys win a Super Bowl? If you do,
then do it.

Speaker 5 (01:05:50):
Yeah, and he definitely will well the draft, probably the
best defensive player in the league.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Fucking who cares, dude, like you, the Packers are a
team with like a window right now that it's not like.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
This season he's not getting ready, he doesn't know the scheme. Oh,
he's a sick athlete on the outside. We say, go
get ball, He go get ball.

Speaker 1 (01:06:09):
We got a quarterback lined up for the next good while, Like,
we've got a group that's gonna be together consistently. Fucking
if we don't wait this year, win next year.

Speaker 5 (01:06:18):
Like the one downside to it, though, is if we
do get him and sign him for forty five a year.
That that would be one hundred and five million dollars just
between the edge rusher and quarterback against the cap. That's
a lot of money. Money's not real, dude, especially in
the NFL. You can just push off, yeah, and we
redo contract.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
In the back of the contractor.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Eventually it'll come to a head. But the Saints were
in cap hell for like twelve straight years before this
is like finally the first or second year they did.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
They're at the end of it now. But yeah, the
Giants are in cap hell for a baute to you,
and it was it was dumb. You were just signing
practice squad people from other people's practice squads and that
was that's all you get, Like that's your free agent's done.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
But uh, yeah, so I'm I'm already ready. I'm not ready.
I know I'm gonna get hurt. The season hasn't even
started yet, but I'm all in on it. And then also,
like five minutes ago, like so, I'm not used to
this chair, haven't sat it in a while. I was
stretching and I turned to the side, and uh, instead
of using the tension in my lower back, I just
added a sharp pain behind my left shoulder blade. Why

(01:07:28):
I didn't mean too. I was stretching. Well, don't do that,
and I turned weird. It's gone now, but for like
the last five minutes, it was very uncomfortable. Didn't like it.
Teas and piece Bro appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Teas and Peas, all right, you gonna wrap this bad
boy up.

Speaker 5 (01:07:46):
Stew it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Let's get to the answer segment. We need a PRECP setent.
We bring our high thoughts, drunk ideas, business ideas, anything
that we think of, and we throw it at the
wall and see if it sticks. We were learning about
storms cheap personalities this week. If you got any questions
ideas like that, hit us up at past grey pot
On next. Use the hashtag ptg answers. You can also

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Put answers to the subjects so we can sort for
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PTG answers or past grey pot at gmail dot com
answers to the subject. This is the answers segment.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Don't do you just answer the question?

Speaker 5 (01:08:39):
Why do you just answer the question? You big the answer?

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
Answer you don't thanks the subject, Just answer the conk question,
answer answers, answers, answers, answer any questions.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Our first question this week comes to us from Casey c.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Bras.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Casey Seabright says, could a helicopter go to the other
side of the world by just hovering for a long
time while the Earth rotates? So I guess they mean
like you go up in the helicopter and just stay
there and the world would revolve around you, or the

(01:09:21):
world would just rotate and it's like you traveled the world.
I don't think it works that way.

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
No, because you're in the atmosphere. The atmosphere moves with you,
is the problem. So, like if you were just go
up and to hover like technically.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Because you would just hover above like a house, like.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
I don't know what a speed you'd have to go,
I think you technically could stay in the same place
while the earth went around you. I don't think any
helicopter has enough gas is another problem for it to
stay that long. But also to you, it would still
seem like you were just flying. Now, technically you could
be in the same universal spot while it rotated, but
there's too many logistical problems for this to actually work out.

(01:09:58):
I wish you would that be actually would suck is
if that works, then that meant that every time you jumped,
the earth would be moving underneath you and you wouldn't land.
Like the atmosphere is a good thing. We're better off
with it than without it.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
And that was kind of my logic at thinking. It
was like, yeah, if you jump and you'd come back
that where you are, you didn't really go anywhere. If
you just hovered over my house, my house is just
the same thing you're gonna be over at the end
of it. You're not going anywhere. The world still just rotates.
You're just rotating with it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Also, like I said, just it would take a tremendous
amount of gas to stay up in the air for
that long, and helicopters tanks are not that big.

Speaker 1 (01:10:40):
If you just attached a tank to the ground, like
you could just constantly be refueling.

Speaker 5 (01:10:46):
Well, if you're attached to that, then you're not hovering.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Oh good call, you're just tethered.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
Great paw. Don't want a helicopter that's tethered.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
That's what I always say.

Speaker 5 (01:11:00):
Into the matrix crashed into a building.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Bad news, bad news, all right. Next question is from
Mundo b. Navidez at k Mundo be on Ax and
he says, how many holes before you have to throw
out your underwear?

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
It's more about location, I think so too, like crotch crack,
that's it's around the waistband. Yeah, you can get two
in ten holes around the waistband.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Probably probably two is my max. Once you get that third,
when you're like these are.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Going see where I tend to get them is gooch.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
Then you gotta toss them.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
At that point, I'll hold on to them longer than
I should. When I was cleaning my room and getting
ready for the movie, so many I say not it
was more like four still so, but like they were.
They were they were my emergency backup hairs. They weren't
in the regular rotation. One morning and realized, fuck I
didn't do And here's the thing, It's not about number

(01:11:56):
holes because usually I would get like kind of one
underneath each ball. That's not what was causing the holes,
but it would be like two holes. But then eventually
that goes long enough that just turns into one big.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Hole because your balls are so heavy. I got heavy balls, man,
heavy balls.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
It's because I'm fat, and it's on the goots, pinched
between my two fat thighs, rubbing holes into them. Eventually
that's the thing, and so it was to it became one.
Is that better? No, because it's a giant one. Like
there was literally one time where I could just feel
my balls hanging out of my underwear.

Speaker 1 (01:12:25):
Because it's so heavy, because there was a hole and
there was nothing they're protecting.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
At that point, there was really no point to wear
the underwear, I guess to keep the crack off of jeans.
So yeah, my balls were just hanging off my jeans.
But yeah, it's it's all about location, not number of holes.
I agree. I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
But like after you get like the third one and
the third little hole in the way, spind that's tossome.
You should fellas we're better than that, you know, Like
we don't deserve to walk around on with holy underwear.
We should treat ourselves and if we also underwear sponsored.
That would also be even better to promote them right now,
but we don't, so maybe hop on board underwear team.

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
And it's one of those things where you like, you
go to stort and you're like, I don't want to
go buy underwear really like it's five pairs is like
fourteen dollars, what the fuck? But also that's not that bad.
And also new underwear is all it's the best new underwear.
When you've been used to wearing blown out, rowdy shit,
You're just like, oh, this is what I'm supposed to
be wearing, all right, it is the best? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Next question? Or we got a power rankings for the week.
Josh Trecata. We got him twice on the pod today
at Joshua Tree seven one three. He says power rank
Chick fil A sauces. So we got the Polynesian sauce
he gives us. He uses Chick fil A Sauce, Zesty, Buffalo,
Sweet and Spicy, Saracha, and Garden herb Ranch.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
I'll go first, all right, all right, have you had.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
All of these?

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
I have? I have not some of them, and not
quite a long time. I mean, I'm pretty sure I've had.
I know what sweet and spicy sirochet. It tastes like
it's been quite some time and I might not have
had that one. But either way, this is I'm gonna
start out controversial right away. Number five Gardner branch.

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Nothing against it. Wow. I think a lot of ranches
out there on the market are actually not that good. Like,
once you've had really good ranch, it's hard to go
back to anything that's kind of sub.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
I do agree that there are varying degrees of ranch.

Speaker 5 (01:14:35):
And I'm not saying there's this bad. It's just like
it's okay, it just doesn't quite hit the ranch that
I want for me. So that goes number five. Four
We're going with the sweet and spicy serrocha. It's okay.
I'm not like dunking sauces. It's not really the flavor
that I'm going for, Like that's sweet and spicy. I
kind of just want like a sauce. I don't need

(01:14:58):
multiples in my shit fair. Uh three, we're gonna go Polynesian.
Very good. See just sweet right there, okay. Uh two,
we're going Chick fil A sauce. This was very hard
for me. It was almost number one, but number one.
I'm going zesty Buffalo. I love their buffalo. I think

(01:15:19):
it's a fucking task.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Did you have good buffalo?

Speaker 5 (01:15:22):
There's this It's just it's so goes so good with
the fries, go so good with the nugs, little dunky
of sandwich in there, all of it good. It just
barely knows. Doubt Chick fil A sauce for me because
I think chickle sauce is pretty perfect sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
All right, Yeah, that was crazy. That was crazy. So
you go Buffalo, Chick fil A, Polynesian Serracha ranch.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
And Gardner branch.

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
All right, I'm gonna go five sweet spicy serracha hand up.
Never had their sweet, their sweet and spicy sirachi. I
have had serracha.

Speaker 6 (01:15:57):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
My whole thing with like ranking, like for the Chick
Filet sauces is like it's chicken, man, it's Chick fil
a chicken. I think that there's something like you don't
need serracha, Like you can put serachi on chicken, but
like when I think of like what I would put
on a sandwich, probably not siracha fair. So that's just
really my my logic on that one. Three is Polynesian.

(01:16:21):
I like Polynesian. I mean four or four four four
is Polynesian. I like the Polynesian sauce. Again, It's just
like there's other sauces I feel like are better on,
like a Chick fil a sandwich or the Chick fil
a nugs. Three is the zesty buffalo. The buffalo goes
great with like the Chick fil A flavor and everything

(01:16:41):
with their chicken tastes and everything like that. I think
and like buffalo sauce on chicken. Buffalo chicken perfect. It's always,
it's always perfect. Chick fil A sauce two, chickil A
sauce Fox. I think it's just mustard and barbecue sauce.
Both also go great on chicken always, no matter what.
It's their own version of it. I love it. Chickil
A sauces too. One is the gardenered branch. That's what

(01:17:03):
I get. I get the fair I get the chicken nugs,
and I just dim them to the gardener branch. I'm
a basic bitch. I go with the ranch. I didn't.
I don't. I didn't really branch out growing up. I
would go the Chick fil a sauce. Occasionally you go
with the buffalo. Sauce, but like the ranch is consistent.
It may not be the best ranch if we're ranking ranches,

(01:17:24):
but like Chick fil A ranch, Fox, you're not gonna
buy the Chick fil A ranch at the store. There's
better ranches. Wing stop ranching.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I don't know when. I don't know when I started
becoming pickier with my ranches. Probably about I don't know,
ten years ago, five years ago, something like that. And
like I said, nothing about they have a good branch.
But also if I'm going like Chick fil A and
it's got all those sauces ones, you can get ranch anywhere,
I kind of want to get the chi Maybe I.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Need to expand. Maybe I'll start getting more sauces. But
they've been skimping me on sauces the last couple of times.
We'll just give you, like you get one sauce for
a whole fucking order. What are we doing here?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
There's that order extra sauce, man, What are they gonna
charge you, like twenty five cents for sauce?

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Well, now they like meet you at the car. She's
like a like when you do the drive through, it's
so fast, Like what do you got? You have a
name under the order. Uh yeah, here's for extra sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:18:14):
When you're ordering, Man, they'll do.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
It double triple sauces.

Speaker 5 (01:18:16):
It's chick fil a. Hell, they might not even charge
you for the extra sauce.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
I went with my wife the other day Herbert one
of her pregnancy cravies, it's chick fil A flat fries,
and so we went, do you get some Chick fil A?
And I like played the game how many times could
you just make them say my pleasure? And I said
thank you so many times? And every time he nailed
it with my pleasure, my pleasure, my pleasure. I got
him like eight times, so she was My wife started

(01:18:40):
laughing at a certain point, she just like, thank you,
can can you get a straw? Did you get the
straw for that? Straws back? Okay, thank you so much,
my pleasure.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
Hey, at least she still finds you funny and doesn't
have like pregnancy horn bones that are just making you
seem annoying to her. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah, I got locked out on that for sure, because
I am an I am and I know that all right.

Speaker 5 (01:19:03):
I have a hungry pregnant woman in the car next
to you, and you're making things take longer. You're very lucky.
She did not get angry.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yeah, stop them with you, man. They get it and
they get it. So yeah, I go gardener, branch, Chick
fil a sauce, buffalo pollination, and Saracha good power rankings, Josh,
very good. All right. Next one is Abby Givens at
Abby Givens seventeen, and she says, did sabertooth tigers every

(01:19:30):
bite their lip?

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Probably not with the big teeth. I think they were
kind of Janette. I don't know, evolutionarily designed for those
teeth to not hit their lip, but I mean the
other ones, yeah, but their sabers are tigers, they're just
not vicious about it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I think that the sabertooth tigers. Yeah, I was gonna say, no,
those teeth are too big, like they.

Speaker 5 (01:19:53):
Those teeth were just for killing, Like, they don't go
in the mouth.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
So it's like you wouldn't like your lip. Googled saber
too Tager. This is my research. I googled saber too Tiger,
went to images and it looks like, you know, their
lip's like that big.

Speaker 5 (01:20:07):
I mean there was how was born with a severe underbite,
so it's jaw stuck out more than it could have,
but also as it grows and the teeth grow, it's
the teeth are gonna see where the jaw is and
kind of not hidden.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Yeah, so I would say no, like I would also
say a walrus probably hasn't been it slipped too.

Speaker 5 (01:20:25):
Didn't we like recreate a saber tooth tiger with cloning?
Not that long ago.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
We had a technology.

Speaker 5 (01:20:35):
I mean, like, if we're gonna clone any animal, I
understand it's a very dangerous animal. We've got zoos. That's
the coolest time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:42):
No, no, no, no, we can't.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
Okay, it's not currently possible due to lack of sufficiently
intact DNA.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Savor tooth tigers, Dude, they just like this looks like
something we shouldn't fuck with.

Speaker 5 (01:20:54):
That's it's probably the coolest animal of all time though,
I mean, I know you can say dog, no.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Like coolest, Like, don't funk with that animal.

Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Maybe, Like it's maybe the coolest looking animal of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
It's a pretty cool looking animal.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Like we call fucking tigers and lions murder murder kitties. Dude,
Saber two tigers were real murder kitties.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
It was just cool teeth.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Yeah, they're so cool dude. Also his teeth and it's bad.
Saber tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Yeah, saber tooths. They can't dinosaurs, don't they. No, they
feel like they were a dinosaur adjacent.

Speaker 5 (01:21:37):
They were very much not dinosaurs. They're not lizards there,
they're felines, they're cats.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
You could call you really got dinosaurs, but they're not lizards.

Speaker 5 (01:21:53):
You gotta let them do all of the teaching at home.
You really can't help your kids with homework. Ever.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
It was like they lived during the time of them,
or around the time of them. Basically, I've seen ice
age commercials for ice age and bits from ice age,
and they had Savy two tigers there.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
So I mean. But also the donna's age was like
hundreds or tens of millions of years, like the triceratops
and the t rex were farther apart than like us
in the t rex or us in the triceratra I
don't know which one it is, but they were like
very far apart from each other.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Did you know that the Savy two tigers scientific name
is Smilodon.

Speaker 5 (01:22:39):
I don't believe you, s m I l Oh, my god,
it's true.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
O d O n Family Pheela Day Class Amelia scientific
names Smilo Don.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Yes, he was a prehistormic mammal, not a dinosaur.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
Okay, well that's like basically you're not being a very
much of a smile of do on today?

Speaker 5 (01:23:01):
Are dude?

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
We should we should make a saber tooth version of
Donald Trump and com smile.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
It don Yes, like if we do an animated show
where like but it's political. But they're all animals. Here's
the Smilodon smile it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
I've got the biggest teeth, grace teeth. People see me,
they say, wow, those teeth are great, and they say, yes,
they are. They grace teeth in the world.

Speaker 5 (01:23:28):
The mammoth they're going extinct. They're too big and stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
They tried to run a Kamala against me in this election.
I said, no, she doesn't have teeth like this, not
a chance. People thought. I said, no, she stinks Kamela.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
No, when you've got teeth like mine, you can walk
up to the other caps and just grab.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Them, grab them right by their cat pussies, like I
guess the.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
Cat clip that grab them right by their cats were.
What's we should do?

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Robert's gonna be very happy he wasn't on this one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:16):
We should we should clone a saber tooth like now,
and Trump can just be like Biden. They got a
pet for the White House. Obama had a little dog,
just small dog, Biden's dog and everyone. My saber tooth
is supposed to bite. It doesn't bite.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
He tied it to bite, but he won't.

Speaker 5 (01:24:38):
You know, the only people that buy it bites are
the fake news media.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Talking about you, Jim Acosta.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
CNN, you sit next to the cat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
He just rolls it out. He rolls it out.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Like, yeah, that was a stupid question. Let your arm
in the cage.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
When I'm if not, revoke his me equid. Now your questions.

Speaker 5 (01:25:06):
Now you're on board with the cloning.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
He'll be able to answer questions for me while he's
in the line. I'm on the roof. That's where we
put people that we don't like. After the tiger cage.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
Is the smile don. I'm the doua don because I
do things, I get them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
Done, and he smiles and that he bites. He randof
with his tiger teeth. All right, So no, they don't
bite their lab abby.

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
God. It always makes me laugh when we come back
to what we were originally talking.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Oh, that's where we got and then we did Trump
impressions from that.

Speaker 5 (01:25:41):
Yeah, there's never a bad time for a Trump impression.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
There's bad times for everything.

Speaker 5 (01:25:47):
Pull up next to a car accident, you can't park there, Hey.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Buddy, you can't park The videos they're always funny.

Speaker 5 (01:25:56):
Your grandfather died, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Last question this week is from Zach Forty, who writes
in and says, what is the best number to bet
on a roulette wheel?

Speaker 5 (01:26:10):
How high does the wheel go? Like sixty thirty six,
thirty six, thirty four It seems like a good number.
I don't know why.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Well, my favorite thing about roulette is when they put
the little board next to it that shows like these
are the most recent spins that people are like, oh fuck, dude,
six came up five times in this one. We gotta
go six. It's like, you know, it's it's completely random, right,
It's just it's just they're spinning it. It's not it's
six should come up one hundred times in a row,

(01:26:45):
but it's never going to. But like this is this
is completely random.

Speaker 5 (01:26:49):
Also, I don't I'm I love gambling, but I'm also
a pussy, so I don't even think I would be
able to pick a number, I would just be red
or black.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:26:56):
I'd lose my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:26:57):
Six nine are right next to each other, so you go,
what six nine? And then you always throw a little
on zero because you get the bigger payout and it's green,
and then I usually go red or black.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Zero is a sucker bet, dude, I know, but.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
Like you, it's always like the what if, Like do
you know, dumb, I'm gonna feel if it lands on
zero And I didn't put it there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
I just said I'm too much of a post to
pick a number. You think I'm gonna be picked the
one space get out of here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
I mean, it's got just as much of a chance
as all the other spaces. But if you go red
or black, well, yeah you don't. You wouldn't bet the
green on that.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
But that's so what I learned it from Entourage. Dude.
First thing you do, you always walk up to roulette,
you play five on red to.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
See if it's gonna go see how it works. Sometimes
you do. I don't. I don't go in walking in
red or black. I just pick one and when you
get to the table, the table tells yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:27:51):
I've also never played roulette.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Oh really, it's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
I did a lot of craps when I was in Vegas.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
I STI don't get craps.

Speaker 5 (01:27:58):
But roulette it's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
It's fun, and you can just cheer if you win anything.
And then you get to see the people that put
like two hundred dollars on a table and they win
ten dollars and they're like, yeah, I think what you
put two dollars all over the board, buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
A win's a win.

Speaker 1 (01:28:14):
You lost a lot of that money.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Win's a win.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
There's a net minus one ninety right there. Yeah, well
I fucking won, and you're okay, all right, gotcha?

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Just want the thrill.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Seventeen and twenty and twenty three like in the middle.
So i'd imagine those are probably the most common ones
where people are just like boom. But I was always six.
It's my favorite number.

Speaker 5 (01:28:37):
So we're just going to put six, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
But if I had to give you a number to say,
like two bet and it wasn't my favorite number, I
would just say five seventeen because it's in the middle.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Of the table. Lance Berkman, all right, good number, Lance Berman.

Speaker 1 (01:28:57):
All right, great questions, everybody, great questions.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Again.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
If you want to send any more questions for next
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Robert at Robert Barbosas zero three and tell him to

(01:29:25):
get well.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
Tom.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
We love him, and then we're all with him in
spirit this week. He's still gonna be editing this, but
we love you, Bobby, We love you. All right, let's
do a random celebrity generator. Who are we going with?

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Fucking I'm wing Donald Trump?

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Donald Trump?

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Should we pick one for Bobby too?

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
No, he didn't get to play, okay, he doesn't get
to play today because he's sick.

Speaker 5 (01:29:52):
Give him Jake Jillen Hall. He played Bubble Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
Okay, find he can have Jake john Off.

Speaker 5 (01:29:59):
If it comes. I wanna be so fucking agreed.

Speaker 1 (01:30:02):
Jake Jennall, Donald Trump, and I'm gonna deave Bowie again.

Speaker 5 (01:30:07):
Trying to game the system.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Wow, all right, Bobby yor Rafae on the doll, Stevie Wonder,
Tom Hardy, Ted Williams, Jeremy Clarkson, Brad Pitt and Yule Brynner.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
I thought that was Bill Burr on the bottom.

Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
Nope. Jake Jillenall, Donald Trump, David Bowie, Bruce Springsteen, Amy Adams,
Robert Duval, Kurt Russell, Chris Evert, Henry Fonda, Gary Cooper
and Marion Davies. All right, last one Donnie Trump, Jake, John,

(01:30:44):
David Bowie, James Mason and Nette Bennig, Gustavo Curtin, Marion Davies,
Marilyn Monroe, Helen Hull, Jacobs, Amy Adams, and Gladys Knight. Nope, nope.
I think two of those came out twice, so that
sucks all right. Well, at least if Robert had gotten it,

(01:31:08):
then we would have been able to say that it
was half ours too.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
So I would have been so fucking it I would
have lost, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:31:18):
Love you guys, have a great rest of your week
endoy college football this Saturday, until we talk to you
next time. Past the Gaby Yeah, bitches, Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
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Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Router, lib on maybe about the top and land spread.
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