Pass The Gravy #633: Bien

The guys talk about NFL football, hitmen, and Robert getting banned from places. They also power rank things people don't care about.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
It is Past Gravy episode six hundred and thirty three,
and the boys are back in the studio. It's me Alex,
your host, with my co host Robert the Hog Barbosa
jokes and we've got another in studio guest. Everybody put
your hands together, the one, the only, the Pat Dion.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh that's that's such a warm welcome guy.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
I appreciate the clap sun effects in the Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
If you I better, I know crowd favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Wow, crowd's going wild.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Reminds me of high school. Just like high school, just
kidding any crowds. Yeah, it was just the studid body.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
The baseball crowd wasn't as hyped. No, I mean it
just some noise, but it was a closer. I'm coming
in the ninth inning. All their parents are like, all right,
good time to go home.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's when you should get hyped.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
This game might end soon, Oh Patson, We're either gonna
see three strikeouts or four walks, one of the other.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Actually a lot of times both.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Maybe just keep them guessing.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Yeah, I always said, if I don't know where the
ball's going, the better. Sure shit doesn't know that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
And you don't know how to prepare. Dinna be really
good or I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Just cooked.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
Like you gotta be wary of the chin music.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Well back back in person.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
This is way better, much better betterday early early gravy.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah, we released in this a little bittter. I guess
the YouTube version of No, we'll put you put the
YouTube tuesday or Wednesday.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Yeah, we can do it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Okay, I might get a couple weeks of early episodes.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You don't care, y'aret.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I don't know either.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, keep just like Patta, be worried the tin music,
the Paton Closer method. I mean, I always walk my dog,
but when I was walking my dog, there's that tennis court. Now,
pat Is my neighbor, lives by me. We hang out
all the time at BFFs. Robert we went to the
bar to watch football on Sunday and Pat that was
a trip. We can get into that later. We can

(02:42):
get into that later.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
One of us had fun.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah, I'm glad you did. The Pat was driving and
he was about to turn into his complex and I
was like, dude, just let me out right here. I
can walk home. I'm like, I'm right across the street.
He's like, fuck, this rocks. It was like, dude, yeah,
so it was. It was our stepbrother's mother. Were like, dude,
we could do this all time. There's so much real karate.

(03:05):
We got a park. We knew karate in jumping jacks.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
We should do that sometime. Was it a pumpkin or
a watermelon that they use? It's just like hang one
from a tree and have us doing karate in the park.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
We should probably buy both.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Why not. That's seasons coming up. There's gonna be a lot.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh yeah, pumpkin chunkin is what will be doing with
We're just throwing pumpkins in the park.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Try and punch a fisthole right into a watermelon.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
That'd be that'd be sick. Okay, So we'll add that
to our list of things we're gonna do in the
cool park. But they have those tennis courts there, and
I run around that track with the tennis courts. I
walk my dog around the track I take. I walk
my kid around that track all the time, very rarely,
like twice ever. Maybe do I hear people like grunting

(03:48):
when they're playing the tennis.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
That should only be for professionals.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
The tennis grunts are fake at a certain point, right,
Like I understand you exert a certain amount of energy,
like I get it, like Andrea Agassi's running and doing that.
Carlos al KaAZ is at the best of the best.
But like the guy on a Saturday morning that is
that is just casually playing with his buddies. He's not
needing to ugh.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
Ugh as long as they're not doing pick a ball.
I don't see like pick a ball set up there
the other day and I was just like, I want
to move now.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
That's I've told you. They go hand on that pickleball court.
I've seen some altercations, not physical, but verbal altercations for
sure over pickleball.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I just want to drive by and yell at them winsers.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Which has somebody that loses their mind over a sport.
I'm not playing chill out, man, it's pickleball. Chill out someone.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
But yeah, dude, professionals are allowed to grunt in tennis
because they're literally swinging as hard as they can on
everyone and throwing like everything into it. If you're forty five, dude,
you're just trying to get some exercise. Stop with the grunts,
take a little bit off, just enjoy your Saturday that.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
But but the tennis ground is like a chosen sound
that you're making right for men.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Because like even male yeah, not that I'm thinking about
male tennis stars. They don't really grunt either. It's only women.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
If it was.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
If it was a woman, though, I'd still be like,
I mean, that's hot. I feel like you're putting it on.
Though you're putting it on, you're not. You're this is
casual Saturday morning, just just slinging the tennis ball around
with your pals, Like what are you doing? It was
a dude that was doing this, but it was just like,
chill out.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Man, that's such a try hard. Yeah, that guy needs
to stop. We should just go there and heckle tennis players.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I kind of wanted to hang out, and.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
I don't see why not. Yeah, homeless guys do.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, Yeah, dude, let's just get like a twelve back
of beer, sit in the park and heckle everyone playing
tennis and pick a ball.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
Like the homeless guys there are cool, like we'll get
them in on it.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Maybe boys, we'll do like the backup Challenge, but with
homeless guys in tennis.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I see what the guys he's drinking a modello he
gets the six pack of Modell just sits there and
I'm running the track, which this guy's.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
I think I don't have time, but I'll drop off
a six pack for you if you promised to just
heckle all the tennis.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yet, if you're any grunts, you're my lunk alarm, a
tennis lunk alarm.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Throw an empty at them if they grunt or a
full one. I don't care either way.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I just I feel like you have to be trying
too hard to grunt in tennis if you're a professional.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
But it's the same thing like at the gym you
can lift weights and not go.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Yeah, there's guys that do, but they're I think they're
they're putting that on a little bit, like Okay, maybe
you feel like you get a little extra something.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Maybe that's why you're doing that with tennis. But if
you're not with the last name Alcaaz or Djokovic. Center,
there's Marty Fish.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Is that the American guy Marty Fish? Fritz?

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Fritz is also an American.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Guy, guy American. I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Dan Mario, Luigi Bowser, Daniel Medvedev. All right, you're getting
two Federer. Well he's not, he's not anymore. I'm just
trying to see a many tennis guys a name. But
if you if that's not one of your names, like,
if you're not named those guys, then like you probably
don't need to be grunting.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
It might be a harder move.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
You don't need to be playing tennis. If you're not
top five in the world at tennis, why are you
playing tennis?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
It's such a stupid sport.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Now, I get why you'd want to play tennis. It
looks cool if you're good at it, but if you
gotta be really good at it, and I would feel silly.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
I wish I could block tennis from ever showing up
on my TV.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, it kind of ruins a lot of stuff, mostly.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
Just guss Like I would rather look at a blank
screen with the ESPN crawl going across the bottom and
just knock his badness on the screen.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
I hate it so much, but just it's a it's
a try hard move. It's a try hard move being
the like the just casual tennis player guy.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
It was on at the bar like during the second
round of football games, and I actually got angry that
any TVs were showing tennis during football.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Well it was the US Open final, but yeah, what
you mean, like.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
I understand it's the final, have some respect.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
This week one in the NFL season? Could you not
have it the week before?

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Tennis should be done before football starts.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's everything should be done. Like can you imagine, Like
I'm I'm managing nobody cares, but I'm managing two fantasy
teams right now in the NFL. And then also like
w NBA fantasy playoffs start next week.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I think I know the w NBA ended last week.
No it didn't, Yeah it did? You know?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
It just done for the year.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well, Kaylyn Clark stuff for the year. Yeah, so no, No,
Kaitlin Clark wasn't on the nineteenth Amendment. I was smart.
I knew that drafter. Yeah, I knew she was gonna
have a sophomore slop but with injuries.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, but the season ends with her.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
But like, my brain is going to be racked having
amount manage uh a w NBA fantas team and to
NFL fantasy teams like crazy. It's crazy stuff like that.
They should they should have been into the WNBA season
already tennis before it starts. Tennis, move your ship up,
Just move it up a week. That's fine. I'm not

(09:14):
gonna watch it anyways unless it's on at the bar
and it's just on one TV, which didn't take away from
really anything, but still it was just like why why
is tennis on?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Tennis should not be played on the weekends if you
want to have it during the week.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Okay, or just do London time like where like Wimbledon
you wake up on a Sunday and it's like eight am.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
You're like, okay, they're playing a finals. Cool, that's fine,
keep it there. Like Premier League soccer, I just want
to watch an MLS. I'm like, this is too. No
soccer is in the morning because it's in London and
it's nighttime there, but like to me, it's a morning support.
So like the Dynamo should have to play in the morning.

(09:50):
The diamo should be nine am games like a children's
soccer match, Like that's when I want MLS soccer to
kick off, just like it if it was in England game.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
No, I've got my kid's six year old soccer game
at the same time.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
What time it was time to kick off?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Nine am?

Speaker 3 (10:09):
Just just let it's the early Lendon game, So that's
that's a seven o'clock start our time.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Ticket sales will actually go up people that wake up
early and they're like, oh, maybe we'll go catch a
soccer game before the day actually starts.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
But then you could watch like soccer, and then you
could watch football after that too, Like.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
There's also no point in watching United States soccer.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
It's becoming less and less of a point.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Like you know, when I'll watch you S soccer when
a Lionel Messi highlight shows up on my screen.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
My gam I do have the package because I forget to.
I forget it.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Like European soccer, you know what they do it well,
we don't do soccer. Well. Stop trying, stop trying to
make fetch happen.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
There is like a three week period though, where there's
nothing going on and I'm just like, hell, yeah, the
League's Cup Americas versus Orlando FC.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Then I'm in on this game. Who's who am I betting?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
And I'll just try and be like I'm gonna dig
deep into MLS and like corner of the market on gambling,
and then I I don't after those three weeks and
then that's it. I bet more other stuff happens, and
I care about that more.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Not only do I bet more on European hockey than
American soccer, I'd probably watch more, but that means it's
like one game a year off.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's not very off.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Finished two am work at nine o'clock in the morning,
my boss comes in, What are you watching? Oh, Finland hockey.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Patt'll be like, dude, take hoggin Zagen Doggin Zagon over. Yeah, dude,
your start? Yeah, oh shit, dude. I'm like, I don't
know what any of those words you just sent me
on dude, trust me, and then I'll do it and
it'll lose. He's like, yeah, fuck, this one didn't has
been hitting all week.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
The one I still miss the most is I can't
bet on Russian hockey anymore. I was a Moscow they
had to go and start a war and all the
betting sites got rid of Russian.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
One little war, one little war.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
And hockey players aren't fighting.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
You see where they've taken from US everything?

Speaker 1 (11:57):
War?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
What is the cost everything?

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Or what is it good for? Fucking up?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Absolutely not, that's what it's good for. It's good for
writing songs is the best thing to come out of war?

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Songs?

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Dude?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Can we send like where Freedom.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Send Taylor Swift over there on like a USO show
or something. Can you imagine the materials she would come
back with.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
She's probably already been on a USO too. I bet she.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Could fly her jet there.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
She went over there and sang bad Blood for the
Ukrainian troops.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Oh maybe not that song, it'd be true. But I
always wonder, Like the Brazil game. We watched the Brazil
game because Pat and I a gett neighbors. We hang
out all the time. We watched the Brazil game and
they're singing in span or Portuguese. I get it, that's
in Brazil. That makes sense, but like everyone watching, Yeah,

(12:53):
but like when everybody but it's in Brazil, So okay,
I can give you, I give you that. But like
when Taylor Swift goes to uh like Amsterdam or is
everybody just like fuck yeah, I'm so glad that I
know all of these American words.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
Well, it's the best language, so everyone else learns it
for the music.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Like Bad Bunny. I I don't really know much about
Bad Bunny. I know that I can't understand a lot
of his songs because most of the words are in Spanish.
But every time they play a Bad Bunny time like
this beat fucking rocks, great rhythm, Yeah, it's fucking It's
like Pitbull when he goes into Spanish stuff. I don't
understand it, but like he mixes it enough to him
like this is cool. I can I understand.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
I know some of these does he does, like I
don't know how to fight ping words, Like it'll be
one or two words that he drops it in Spanish,
like I get what, I get what that meant. Still
respect it. It's like English English English dolla. Yeah, but
I know what it means, and that he's not throwing
like whole verses at me and Spanish like Ricky Martin

(13:53):
nailed it. You say a lot of the words.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
And then living vida loca and every American white dude
like us, it's like fuck, yeah, we know in Spanish
it started off with an English word, So I understand
that in Fuego.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
A little bits here and there.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
When you go to a non English speaking country, would
you think the majority of the people that understand all
of the lyrics, I mean they aren't Americans or transplants
and get the people know other languages.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
It depends where you go, if you if you go
in Europe, most people in Europe speak multiple languages anyway,
which is what he does tend to be. Well, it's
because they if Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana all had different languages, yeah,
we would probably speak those two. That's what it's like
over there, every one of our states. It's like a
fucking whole country.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I learned.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
I wouldn't learn one other language. Dude, we live we
have the best language.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
I mean, it would seep into you'd pick.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Don't they speak some French?

Speaker 3 (14:48):
And New Orleans it's.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
More Cajun French.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's like yeah, but like whatever Cajun French? Like yeah,
but sometimes you can't understand what what the Cajuns say.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
That doesn't translate to much.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
I mean, have you ever seen the water Boy nobody
understand what farmer Friend was saying.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I've ever heard.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
Basically, yeah, like in Montreal, you know, they speak French.
But I love how the rest of Canada is like
fuck that, we're not learning.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It, we're not doing it. Fuck you, we hate you,
all right, idiots, you can keep it that way. We're
just gonna stay out of Quebec. Love ka back k
back baby. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
I aways just thought that was like when there's like
a band like Incubus would be like, oh, we're gonna
do forty five dates in Europe, and it's like or
Europe and Asian. It's like China, Like how many Chinese
people are like I know all of these in English
because like I would just not know any like like, oh,
I gotta learn other languages and know this music. No,
Like I respect the fucking of people that like English

(15:46):
is their second language and like they know all the
music and stuff, like how do you know Spanish music
and American back eye? It's it's cool that people know that,
but I am too lazy to learn so I'm not
gonna do that.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I didn't even learn Spanish and I've been in the
rest Stroan for fucking ten years. I know like keywords
here and there.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
But as somebody that's been like raising a baby, like
you don't even have to have language, like you can
kind of figure it out. You get a couple of
hand signs. My daughter knows more and again, so she's
like do this.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
She knows sigling. It's bilingual.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
Like I was throwing the frizzee with the dog and
she got to do it more like throw the throw
the frisbee again.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
We were talking about it on Friday. I was like,
technically you can tell everyone that English is her second
language because she learned some signs before she's learning English.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But like I can communicate with her.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
She can't say words yet. I mean she can say some,
but not really. And like you and the kitchen staff
that don't speak English, you've learned like little like knife
it's stabby, we stab stab knife.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
I always forget knife.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I know coshatas no it's knife though I know b in.
I think I was uh trying.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
On parwa dosport for four it means breadford two please.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
I was trying to navigate with an Uber driver on
Sunday and I didn't speak any English, so I was
just like Google translating and then trying to text him
in the app so do stuff. And I was like, yeah,
like left, I couldn't remember left this, but I think
right was BN.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I thought BN is good?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
He told me that is that true? Because I was like,
are they just are they translating it wrong? Because BN
means like good.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I think they may have been translating wrong.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's what I was saying. I don't think b N
means right, No, it's a it means good. I think
left is scared of the and right is the dital
and so I think they were just translating as like right,
like yeah, it was right in Spanish, hiss BN. Yeah,

(17:40):
but that's not the direction.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Right, but that's been oh yes, right, right, that's likely
that guy because.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Right, and you're just the guy.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
All he's hearing is good, good, good. Why do you
not understand what I'm saying? I'd be like, yeah, like
so where are we going there? Just like correct? Correct?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
He turned right?

Speaker 3 (18:02):
He knew what I think he knew what I was
talking about. He also could see me looking it up
on my phone, probably so like he had to be like,
all right, he's trying, man, this guy's trying. I did
it the other menutz is minutes minutes. Yes, it was
like donute, okay, that's close. The other day I had

(18:23):
like I had to rub my wife keys really fat.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
I had to tell someone in the back something and
like normal so like because like we got this new
pan and it was bent and I was just trying
to be like, oh well, like try and unbend it,
but like don't hit it with anything in case we
have to turn and that. Like before I even tried,
I just said, fuck this, I'm going right to translate.
I was like, none of this is gonna come across.
There's no key buzzwords that I can use here in
this sentence. Thank you God for Google Translate.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Do you like do it voice or do you do
it like are you typing it out?

Speaker 4 (18:52):
That was like the first time ever really done it.
I did voice because I didn't feel like saying hold
on and then fucking vigorously typing. And she just looked
at me.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
She's like, oh, okay, see see bien bien, I see
I do the little bits that I do.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Know, I like speaking bad Spanish, like I just throw
like a valley girl accent on it, like Peggy.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Hill NASA si toss pond para mesa trente do santanse
and then I usually finish it off when they start laughing,
I go mutro Espanol and.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
That probably always kills every single time. Just the white.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Grassiest uno margharita porfever. I always like when you get
out of the uber, like if it's a Spanish speaker
to uber, you're like, grassiest. I know I didn't speak
a fucking word that you understod most of the time
in there, but grassiest, bro, grassiest amigo.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I'm a man of the world. I'm a man of culture.
Hashtag culture. All right, would you guys bring for preakme segment?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Fucking nothing I was saying to you before, like I've
been racking my brain all week. The day early thing
is fucking with me. Yeah, I'm still in like glowing
football mode because you know, my team won. I won
both my family leagues. Nobody. I've been trying all day
to think of something. I was like, I got nothing.
All I have is not cools. Well we'll get to

(20:15):
that eventually. Yeah, And I'm really mad at myself for
one of them. The other one not my fault.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
I'm excited to hear that one. Oh yeah, excited to
hear that one. All right, Robert, you got to carry
this segment. Then I've been banned from buying from a
store bad boy.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Bobby by the store or by Sam.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
No by the store, oh by the store.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
I was trying to buy some shoes and I was
able to place in order today and then like maybe
ten minutes later, they're like, oh, your order has been canceled.
And it's because I think it was last year I was.
I was buying some shoes from the same store and
I was just trying to figure out what size I
was because it was all unisex, so I wasn't sure,
so I would I bought the shoes maybe like four

(20:59):
different times, like I bought and we would return but
in return, but in return, And then after the last time,
they were like something fishes going on here.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
They make a scammer. Yeah, they like cancer and orders.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
Like I think I used different email at that time
where I had like Sam use her email and it's
I think it's been over a year, and so I.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Thought I was good.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
Flagged in the system.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Now yeah, iless they do not serve list. I think
they say for like unforeseen circumstances.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
What they said, like, this guy's just a serial returner.
Like we have a guy that comes in hasn't been
in a while, but it used to be every single
time he would come in and order the salmon, and
then he would send it back every single time, at
least once. He'd be like, no, I need this cooked
up more. You cook it up more, and he's like, no,
it's too cooked.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Now, why why are you getting the salmon?

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Man? Like it got to the point where, thank god,
he like stopped sending it back right when, because the
next time he ordered, we were gonna tell him, listen,
if you get the same one, we have to make
another one where you gotta charge you for both, or
you just have to order a different menu item because
there's just some disconnect where we cannot make it the
way that you like it. But then he like stopped
sending it back that time. We were about to start

(22:08):
being like, dude, either figured it out or don't fucking
come back here anymore, because you're driving our kitchen, and.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Like, what is the why would if you've ordered the
same thing you had to continue tosly send it back
and stop worrying that one thing.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
I mean, the salmon is delicious. I get it. You
want to say it, but like, dude, you can't tell
the difference between medium mare plus a medium maare shut
the fuck up?

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Shut the I hate people like that. They told me
it was canceled because of unforeseen circumstances, and I thought, oh,
maybe they just sold out. They were they didn't have
like this, not too polite to say it. I went
back to the website. I'm like, oh, let me see
if it's out of suck. Nope, it'stan't suck.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Every size is the.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
And you just go pick it up.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Yeah, what if somebody was murdered and it got all
over all the stock and say like, fuck, it's sold out.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
So listen, I understand I returned something four times one time.
It was purely on incompetents. I'm not trying to fuck
with you, guys.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I wanted, like the shoes. I was just trying to
get the right size, like I wanted.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
How did you get four different sizes? Though?

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Can you not go in and get like fitted?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
No, it was just like an online store. They don't
get that. They don't have stores. They don't have physical stores.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
So did you order like a like two a size
and a sign like, yeah, you're like a nine to
nine and a half ten ten and a half.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Yeah, like I said, it's all it's all unisex, but
like they're still categorized in men and women. So like
I would get men's like size and then like size up,
and then I would do like a woman's whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
But you ordered two at a time because you knew
you were going to return one.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
No, the first first time, I just ordered like my
usual size and that didn't work out. So then I
tried like a men's lower than that or something, and
and it was too tight. So I'm like, okay, let
me try the women's sze like even the all unix,
let me try the women'size this and it just didn't
work out, okay.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Yeah yeah yeah. They definitely hate you though, yeah, because
you're like they're just fuck this guy and they just
flag him. He's not allowed to order anymore. We're not
dealing with any more returns.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah, I'm we're gonna have that happen ever, because they
don't return anything.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
And so with that pan that came in that was
all dented, my boss had me. I had to reget
the receipt and grab it for him because he's like,
I don't know how to return anything. That's why even
said to me. He's like, that's why you have all
of your shoes because I don't know how to return
anything on Amazon. Like he'll constantly, He'll like every couple
of months, he'll come in with a pair of sketchers
that he ordered and they just like don't fit his
feet right, And he's like, here you go, more new
shoes for you.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
That's funny.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Did you tell me the I was like, yeah, it's
pretty sweet for me.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
John.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
When he was talking to you about the dented pan,
were like, hey, I didn't know we ordered this pan
al Dente.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
No, I should have would have killed. That's one of
those ones where he would have laughed and then just
be like, you're fucking is.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Why do you say things something?

Speaker 4 (24:41):
That's what I do here, John, bad jokes and okay service.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah, we would just have four packs, Like I would
just have four different shoes that don't fit me. Actually,
i'd probably beg Robert, would you like these? Because that's
usually what I do? And I have stuff that I don't. Yeah, Hey,
I got headphones you want like you need any headphones?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
No? Cool. I'm just gonna put these in my closet
and they're not gonna do anything forever.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
I do have a pair that you gave me.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
One time you get into I think, yeah, but you
think you had an extra even more than that.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Yeah, so there is still another backup pair. Yeah, in
my apartment somewhere. Well, they give you gaming headphones. Didn't
I for Xbox headphones because I got mad and broke
my headphones one time.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's a black and red box.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
It's all. There's a gaming headphones either way.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Robert's bad boy now, Yeah, I'm a bad boy online,
bad boy podcast full of bad boys.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
NBD, NBB.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
They're gonna start locking up all the shoes behind cases online.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh they will, Oh they will, And you know it.
Let's get into the Comeback Kids segment where we tell
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Speaker 1 (27:01):
It's the Comeback Kid, the comeback of the Week, comeback
Kid of the week.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Bitch just gave me a shirt idea. You guys tell
me if it's inappropriate. Jaw Jaw binks he's just wearing
a sombrero poncho and like a big old fake.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
My bet it's been done, but I like it. I
bet I bet it's been done, but I like it
all right. It's like Juan Solo.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Mes I love breakfast tacos. That's yeah, yeah, I just
want that shirt now. Yeah, I kind of want it
to Actually, I kind of want that tattoo. But okay,
question does his sombrero have the ear holes so his
ears can still go through them? Because I'd like it too.
Ears go down, don't they?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
But I would like it for in this instance. I
would like these years to be able to like they
go down, but they come out of the hat.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
I'm sure we can make that work.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Okay, cool, Like we know, like a good girl like
ponytails of her hair and then put it to the
back of that like Gargere can do that, but to
the top of the hat like Cam Newton. Yes, like
Cameron Newton, Cam Newton hat hair. Go look up, dad,
if you don't know what you're talking about. But it's
kind of cool. He wears cool top hats and like
cat in the hat hats and then he's like, I
have really cool dreads. Sometimes they wear them up really tall,

(28:18):
and I need a place to put them. So he
just cuts the top of his hat off and then
he's got the dreads sticking out. I was like, that
looks cool as fuck.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
I don't find it cool simply because it seems like
fashion choice and I hate fashion.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Two people can pull it off, and he's one of
the people. I don't know who the other person is,
but like maybe two people on Earth can.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Cam can't.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, he can.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I just found jar Jar Binks but in Spain, and
he's got.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Yeah, like bigger soro but like very similar mustache, is
what I'm thinking, Right, we can probably make that shit, right,
Disney does, So that's what this is. I think his
eyes have to come out of the bill of the hat.
The ears go straight down, but the eyes if they're
coming up, like right through the front brim, I think
that would be good. Okay, I like that a lot too.
And then like Disney's not litigious or anything. No, I'm
sure George will be fine with it.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Yeah, we'll just play this is a tribute shirt.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
That's a good idea. Actually, maybe I don't think. Maybe
Also on the shirt and like on the back we
have Jack Black and Kyle Gas and it just says
this is just a tribute.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, And then in really small fine like after that,
it just says prank.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Day be full somewhere. Baby.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
Well maybe if we double copyright in fringe, it's double
jeopardy and they can't.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Get us for it. Solid choice. Yeah, I know the law,
all right, Thank god we got a legal expert here.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, come back kid this week spitting spitting's back boys,
hawk to we are hawked to its should be the
comeback kids. Fucking what was I thinking? What was I thinking?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Pat?

Speaker 4 (29:44):
She had her time hawked to his back.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Just dudes are doing it now. They're spitting on that thing.
And by that thing that I mean your opponent in
a football game. Because Jalen Carter, scumbag, horrible person, was
spitting on the NFL opener. This is because we're talking
about this now that it's like a week ago, because
we recorded it the day before it happens. Okay, it's
a whole week that's gone by, but still Jancar spin

(30:07):
on Dak Prescott. But I think Dak Prescott also spit
in his direction, so also scumbag both scumbaggery moves. Which
makes sense because Jane Carr didn't even get suspended for
a game. He got ejected, and they're saying that counts
as one game suspension. No, that counts as an ejection.
A one game suspension would be for another game.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
See if he had spit on like Herbert or Josh
Allen or Mahomes, Yeah, it would have been worse. But
I think the league was just like, eh, we don't
give a fuck about Dak. Okay, that's fine, Yeah, Dak stupid.
He started it like, just don't spit on other men.
I kind of liked it, though, I mean, yeah, kind
of football.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I kind of liked it. Was just like, fuck both
of you guys. So and I wanted Dak to also
get ejected too for spitting, because then that would have
been extra funny.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
It would have been so funny if two players got
ejected before we even had one, like the.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
First offensive play.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Yeah, but spitting's back because then Florida d lineman Brendan
Bates did the same thing on side.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
He learned.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
It's like, dude, we live like two days ago, we
had the same thing, and we were this was a
big no, no, don't spit on your opponent. South Florida
ended up upsetting Florida. That game was electric, but Brendon
Bates was just like Brendan Brendan Betts, excuse me. He
was just like, fuck you spit.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
I bet he won't do that again.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Some good bets right there, buddy. But yeah, spitting is
back and probably gone too, but it's back right now.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I don't spit nearly as much as I used to.
We're gonna also don't dip anymore, so that's a big
part of it.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Robert, can you make this shirt?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Obviously it would be it would be we we don't
have the logos on it, but just put like a
guy in a green helmet spitting on a guy in
a orange helmet and just be like in my spitting era,
I mean.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Spinning on a blue helmet.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
No, because they Jalen Carter and Brendan Betts would be
spitting in each other's mouths.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Ooh, and then the hawk to a girl.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Maybe have them both spit in each other's mouths and
then just says dunk kinkshin.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Hawk to a spitting on both of them. That would
be funny, and then to just say in my spitting are.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Or maybe we make one of the old Death Row
record shirts with like the three faces all like down
lit bottom and it's just them.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh, like the like monster gym style. Yeah, there's like
lightning bolts. Yeah, okay, can we do that too, so
Jalen Carter and then.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Drop a whole new clothing line this week.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And then like Brandon baits and then bets and then
Hawk to uh and it's just says, spitting on the top,
spin on that thing, probably copyrighted. So spitting can't take that?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Do we do know?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
The one that's like shoving.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Then it's like a guy like in football, you're just
getting shoved pushing someone who's not And I also like that.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Yeah, we could do that, and so we Yeah, for
like a Lamar Jackson situation too, we're go, we need
some more people to shove, all right, start the draft
of that one. Put that there, and then we need
like one or two more and they're like shoving or
shove it.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
That'd be cool.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Intew one skateboarder on there too.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Yeah, okay, so Tony Hawk, Lamar Jackson, somebody else pushed up.
Oh dude, the fucking Philly lady. She can't pushed that guy.
She can't pushed that guy. Perfect, all right, done? Yeah,
print that shirt. Shut shoving and spitting all right, which
brings us right to our next but yeah, Spinning's back,

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and then also is Karen's because Philly's turns out. Wait, wait,
you're telling me there's the comeback. Kids, there's somebody from Philadelphia,
from a Philadelphia team spitting on somebody, and then another
person in Philadelphia trying to steal from a child.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
We should we just need to build a wall around
Philadelphia and not allow those people out of there.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Isn't a lot of the scumbaggery.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
I have to assume everything in Philadelphia is just locked
behind a class door and it's not. People can't have just.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Covered and ship and grease from poles and broken batteries
that are just being flungn probably yeah, I'm just sucking
other gross ship probably blood from murders that happened there. Yeah,
I said ship earlier. Also p p Yeah, that's it
definitely pissed. It's like a river piss. But Philly's Karen

(34:28):
with viral over the weekend, and I guess people are
still talking about her, but like like us, like us,
but people covered like they they did the thing where
then they got really mad and tried to like make
her lose your job, So they're trying to like witch
hunt her and like it's like no, no, no, I think
we can shame her, but she doesn't need to like
not be able to work.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, being a dickhead shouldn't cost her your job. Yeah,
just everyone online is going to hate you know.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Like you can shame me, Like Alex, you were insane
watching football on Sunday. I should still be glad to live,
you know. I shouldn't lose everything I have. I was
like Alex, just he's not fun to watch football. Alex
does not do well regulating his emotions when it comes.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
To sports, and this person just don't always mix, which
I guess we should give a shout out to Alex
and Maythunder because he tweeted at us like right before
the games, like, hey, let's not let a team emotionally
cripple us for six months, right guys?

Speaker 4 (35:20):
We made that and uh yeah, it hit a little
too close to home for out that like five minutes.
It did not take long end of that game three
years in a row without scoring a touchdown on.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
The shut up. I know. I saw that.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
They told you put it everywhere. They put it everywhere.
I don't play for the team, I'll play for him
next year. We need to hammer the over on touchdowns
for the Giants in week one. This is to be
a turnaround. Jackie dart over point five.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
No, no, I think that. I think it was at
like thirteen and a half this week. Didn't even touch that.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Fuck man, No, dude, We're there, gonna fine, and it's
gonna be fine. It's early, it's early. But Philly's Karen,
Philly's Karen. She got mad because there was a home
run ball the row in front of her, the row
in front of her, and this other man ran got
the ball before she could get it. Obviously she's not
an athlete, but like that's like not on anybody like

(36:20):
I From what I've read, is like she was mad
that they ran to her section to do it. Which
he was in that section too, he was he was
wait for the down and then I've seen other people
are like, yeah, like you should be able to get
a ball. I was like, no, no, no, no, no no
no no.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
No no no no no.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
It is if the ball comes and I get that ball.
If if Robert catches the ball and Robert is holding
the ball, I will not yank the ball out of
Robert's hand. But if that ball is bouncing towards Robert,
and Robert's like, oh cool, just wait for it and
I can get in front of Robert. That's my ball.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
First hands on the ball, that's your that's your ball.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Well, first grab on the ball, scrap, you got to
hang on to You gotta maintain possess the ball, fill
the ground. If you fumble the ball, then that's not
on you. They can look at it and not only
she ever even got a hand on it, I don't
think so. I was like she was like leaning over
the seat trying to get it, and he was just like, scoop.
Maybe if she wanted the ball, she should have gone
down one. Yeah, like I was, Yeah, and like you

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can't then you're just pitching a fit.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
Because it's not like she was jumping on top of people.
There was nobody in the row in front of her.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It was wide open seats because it was in Tampa
and nobody goes to those games. Yeah, so you can
basically if you wait long enough, if it's a big
enough home run game, like probably everybody in the stadium
is going to get a ball.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
I just see.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
There was another one later where it was Miami. Another
either was a real stadium. They were in a minor
league park either way, same thing. I feel you, no,
I get you.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, absolutely neither neither one of those teams has a
fan base at all.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
True.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
But there was another video later of like another fan
yelling at her and her like giving the finger to
the whole section. I saw that that was a meme too,
like if your husband you're just like, I fucking hate
my life?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Can we do?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Can we add her to the Gravy's nominees for Meme
of the Year. We gotta like, that's gotta be.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Do we have a category for bitch of the Year,
because I think that would be a good one. We
can't we.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
As caring of the year pro women.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
That should be a category Caring of the year year
because you know this isn't gonna be the last one.
Ema of the Year was a preliminary one. We had
never gone through with Phillies.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Caring.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
But she's a she's a strong front round now. It
all ended up working out in the end for the kid.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah, it could not have worked out any better.

Speaker 4 (38:27):
Like the team gave him like a whole package. She
got to go down and meet Harrison Peter.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
I'm kind of on the belief that like it's even
better for the kid, absolutely worked. What happened is that
like nothing should have changed, should have changed.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I mean, just because it works out doesn't mean but
that's ridiculed though.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
That's why I think that like she shouldn't have anything.
We shouldn't be looking for this lady is we shouldn't
be doing any of that, like nobody should be going
after a job, and that like what happened happened. She's
probably like, fuck, that's embarrassing. Now I'm a Now I'm
a joke.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
She works with, probably already hates her anyway, if this
is the kind of person.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah, the only thing I was mad at, like the
dad giving the ball back. I get like, you're just
like I'm with my kids. I don't want to put
my kid in a weird spot. I think it would
have been hilarious if the dad just threw the ball back,
because then nobody but then like you don't get the
cool shit and then also.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
No, I think that I think he still would have
like the interaction was so bad where she was such
a bitch. I still think if he had thrown the
ball back, one of the teams would have been like,
all right, let's get him something.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
But it went so viral so fast, like within the
same like usually it happens. And then like the night
of like you're like, okay, so this happened at the
Astros game and somebody took a ball from a kid,
and then the Astro's be like, hey, why don't you
come to our next game and we'll let you meet
Jose Altuve or something like that. This happened during the game.
People look at this fucking cycle, bitch, and like the

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Marlins were like, hey, let's give this kid some stuff.
That's probably good pr and then the Phillies were like, hey,
we gotta do something tonight. We're on the road, Like
all right, let's do that. Like it wasn't like it
was a day later or the next game or they're like, hey,
before you guys leave once you go down to the
tunnel real fast, like we'll take kit, good Kit. We're
sorry that happened. And also it would be really funny
if because I don't want this fucking Marlin shit cool

(40:14):
thing tight, he gives it to the Karen Lady's Like
you can have this ship, bitch. There is one thing
in this Martlins have tight shit. So that's like they
have tight, tight UNI's and stuff. So I bet all
this stuff in.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
There was cool. There was one thing though, that's not
being talked enough about in the video. The dad looked
like a total bitch.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
Well, no, just it was only for a half second
when she taps his shoulder and starts yelling at him,
and he was just shocked. He didn't expect her to
be there, and he turns and his hands just both
go like this, like fighting, but it was only defensive
and he didn't know what to do with his hands
at first.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Because he had his arm around back down. He had
his arm around his son, and it was like she
came up and he was obviously not paying attention to
where she was and when she grabbed, and I think
he was just kind of shielding his son.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I don't know, his hands with like tight to it.
He did it.

Speaker 3 (41:00):
He pulls his son back and then he's just got
his hand up and down and it was like, yeah,
it looks weird because but it was so fast, and
I feel like his initial move is like good dad move.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Yeah, like everyone nobody's ship because he was not in
the wrong at all. I'm just saying he looked a
little bit like a pussy win like his friends are
probably like, oh, he looks like a little bit right
there for a second.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yeah, but also like you can't ever like fault a
dad would just be like, look, I was just trying
to keep the kid out of it.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
I'd have been great if he just like licked the
ball and handed it back to her, like here you go,
you still want it?

Speaker 3 (41:26):
That have been funny, really funny. Cough on it.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah, there you go.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
That's been pretty great. But yeah, Karen's are back. Philly
scumbaggery just pretty much dominating this week's comeback kid.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
And that is what else is new?

Speaker 1 (41:44):
That's it?

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Yeah, I mean what's old is new? So that's what
I always said, print that shirt, what's old is new.
Roberts just got like sixteen shirts already ready to go.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Oh just one more comeback kid. Of the weather so
nice today. It was at first like it was cool
enough to where I was like football, like football was
already back. I was all in. But like the way
I woke up this one and it wasn't eighty seven
degrees when I stepped outside of my house already it
was like seventy three.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I was like, fall, what a nice day.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
I was like, oh, I can just I can hear
the cries of pumpkin spice latte, basic bitches coming, uggs.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
I can hear the shuffling of ugs come on.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
The solo outfit that every girl likes to. Oh yeah,
the vest just fall is here. Now. I say that
in three days, it's probably be one hundred and six again.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
It does that here.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
But it felt so nice. I was so ready.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Use you knew you were in the good old days. Wow,
this is the the good old days. We're still going on.
These are the good old weather days.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
It's like one of the nine days in Houston this
year that you were able to sit outside at a
restaurant and felt good.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Yep, still got warm. All right, Moving on, let's go
to the pet ear.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Let's go to the Not Cool Segmhere we'll bitch and
vent about whatever's happened with us in the last week
or so. If you'd like to contribute, hit us up
run at pass gravy pod. Make sure you use the
hashtag PTG not cool just kind of summarize what happened
if you're not cool, if you get run over by
a bus. Very not cool. If you try and hammer
and nail into a wall and it it just doesn't work,

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then also you hit your thumb. That's also not cool.
By the way, I don't know why I've never paid
attention to somebody posted on TikTok. They were like, have
you ever seen Joaquin Phoenix trying to hammer a board
in off the signs? And it was just like, yeah,
he couldn't get that in there. He was really struggling.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
He missed like four times.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Bad, and they left it in the movie. I never
I don't really look that close, but it was. I
watched it yesterday and it was very funny. So go
go make yourself laugh if you do.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
I needed that yesterday.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
But yeah, if you got to not cool, hit us
up at pas grape Pot used the hashtag PTG not
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Speaker 4 (43:56):
I mean, speak for yourself. I won't one.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Well, you are up, but we are collectively one and five.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
So it's week one man nobody knows what it's week one.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It's week one.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
The only one I won was because the Falcons missed
a kick at the last second out over.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
That, Hey, you won, you wins win. The winner's win
wins win. Funny enough. All the other bets that I
played on football did well. Yeah, I think I only
lost the ones that I had, like picked.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
On if you followed at Gravy Gambles not PTG picks,
but like our today's plays on the Sunday game or
the Sunday games. I think we were like five and
two something like that. Started pretty hot Monday Night football,
oh and two, but still.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
We were I had on Monday Night Football was good. Yeah,
went a doubt bet against Kayler Williams because he sucks.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Robert.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Sometimes there's like lines you see and you like it.
Shows like the Vikings were minus one. It made no
sense the Vikings are minus when the Vikings should have
been minus six and a half or.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Something like that.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Their quarterback also sucks.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
But they were minus one, and so everybody was picking
the Vikings and I was like, no, I was texting
Pat in this group that we're in talking about bets.
I was like that that line is sus at the trap.
They exactly, they know. Everybody's like, this is easy, it
is easy. Mighty take in Minnesota, and for like three
and a half quarters, I was right. I get that

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the games are four full quarters.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Then the Bears turned into the Bears.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
And they did. But I you know what, that was
one of those where it's like I don't feel bad
for that one because I think if I bet Minnesota
that lot, that loses.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Like when we were at the bar on Sunday and
Alex was absolutely melting down and losing his mind, all
I could do was like I was laughing so hard
I was crying. That's what it was like watching the
fourth quarter of the game last night, because like I
hate both teams, yeah, but watching Caleb Williams just absolutely
suck in the second half and them just melt down
and lose a game that they had easily in control

(45:56):
for the entire fucking game. I was at wor just
pointing at the TV and laughing. I was like, a
Bear suck.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
At At Gravy Gambles, we do our PTG picks every
week on Friday afternoons.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
We'll post them.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
We do an over, we do a favorite and we
do an underdog every single week, maybe till the Today's
plays on first we'll be on. We're not doing it
nurs this year.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
We don't have to. You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
We collectively will not do that. Robert was the judge
of that last week, remember, and he said, we are.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Here, Robert, what's an under updug Yep, nice nail. He
doesn't have to know it, he said.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
If we do know anything about voting and choosing things,
most people don't.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Know any We live in the United States of America.
We don't have to be educated to vote. You don't
need to know what you're talking about to have an opinion.
As a failed politician, I know that, Yeah, I know that,
Trust me, I do that all the time, all right.
But yeah, at Gravy Gambles we post them on Friday
and then Sunday at a out eleven am we'll post
the PTG picks. But if you want to see how
Pat and I are doing, we got to figure out

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a punishment. In the next two weeks. We'll figure out
a punishment.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
I was thinking about this all off. I think we
should just start going Chris hundred dollars bill everything that's.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Not fun for anybody else. There's got to be a punishment,
Like that's cool for us, but like for everybody, like theer.
The other one I saw that you had sent me was,
however many hot dogs Joey Chestnut ate at the last
fourth of July, we have to eat that many hot
dogs before we can eat anything else.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I actually like that idea, but I also like hot dogs. Yeah,
but it's gonna suck after a while. But also, you know,
just take some peds and get through it, you.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Know, Okay, can we make it that you also have to,
like Joey Chestnut, we got to like dip the buns,
so you have to eat like seventy four dogs. I
can't be like at work bringing like bring my own
hot dogs. That makes it more work. That makes it
more of a punishment because.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Then that's gonna like people are going to lose their
appetite and not want to come back.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
To the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Eat in the back. You gotta eat outside like an animal.
Like it's weirdo, just fucking dipping hot dogs. Fuck, what's
what's the name from it? You try and spice it
up and put like chili cheese on it. It's just wet
chili cheese.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
The fucking eat my dessert alone. Like I can't remember
the name. That's hoping it would come to me as
I said it China Hell, but he says it about
what's the I feel like it was a name of
like someone we went to high school with.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
I can't remember.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Yeah, either way, not important. We're just doing one of
those things where we go down a rabbit hole that
nobody cares about.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
But yeah, I think that that. I think that would
make the jolly chest not one.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
I think would be a good one too, Like does
that have a taser? She should have a taser.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
She have pepper spray and a gat.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
We could do pepper spray, because there's no like if
we eat hot dogs, we like hot dogs. If we're
gonna do a punishment should be something that we neither
one of us likes. Yeah, that's why wet hot dogs.
It's funny. Also, maybe if we got taste, we might
find something about ourselves that we don't want to find out, Like,
oh no, I like getting extrocuted. That's not a good thing.
Do people like getting electricated? Some people who there's some

(49:06):
six sexual freaks out there? Man, not shaming.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
We owned kink shame. It's an extreme care and stuff
whips and we'll figure some pictures right now.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
But I think that's a good.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Send us some suggestions, but like keep them realistic to shit.
We're actually gonna do with.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
The joy chestnut whatever he had in the last Hot
dogging contest. But you got to dip each one and
then you had to document like you had to do
with the pancakes.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
We could go big daddy on it. You just have
to eat thirty packets of ketchup. Yeah, that would suck.
You're just eating ketchup with a fucking spoon.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
All Right, we'll figure something out.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
You gotta eat a bottle of ketchup.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
That's pretty gross.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
That's so fucking gross. Oh, definitely gonna vomit.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Okay, but we'll think about that.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
But if you'd like to follow us at Gravy Gambles
is where you follow us on X.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Moving on, let's get to the not Cool segment.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Cool man, dude, that's that was an ad that took
like forty five minutes.

Speaker 4 (50:14):
What we do?

Speaker 1 (50:14):
How cool? Is that? All right?

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Our first listener viewer submitted not Cool was sent to
us by Josh Tree cattle that Joshua Tree seven went
three and he says he's not cool. Is jammed my
finger at work and might have broken it. Either way,
it hurts a lot.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
He also did a cool little change on his ring
finger ring where you put the forever into a past
Gavy logo, which is kind of sick. I think you
should cover it up with that.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
But that finger is quite swell.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
That does look bad. I recommend you know what's swollen
and rice.

Speaker 4 (50:48):
When like the wrinkles on your finger are like smoothed
out because your finger is so swollen.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, that's what That's what I'm seeing on it. And
he's not he works with his hands or anything. Oh wait,
fuck Tea's and PE's brother. Hopefully you're healing. Hopefully you're
healing up next.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Not cool.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
It's from Raimundo bna Videz. That came Mundo be on.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
X, the reigning MVP of the Gravies and Ray.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Mundo says, I had been drinking at an Astros game
and went to take a shit. Didn't realize until I
was already sitting down and I was in the women's restroom.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Hey, I think we've all been there at least one
point in our life.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
At that point, you just like, do I wait it out?

Speaker 5 (51:26):
No?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I mean if you get up and be, hey, my bad,
well if.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
The poop hadn't started yet. But like it also depends
on how bad you got a poop.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, I can get to blow that thing up.

Speaker 3 (51:36):
No, I just been like you realize it as you're
sitting down and you're like, oh no, Like, but do
I have time to pull my pants back up and
then go to the other is what I mean. Like,
I think if you're there, you just get it done.
You just you finish your business and then you you
just I'm so sorry, Like, don't be creepy.

Speaker 5 (51:52):
You're not.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
I don't think mayondw is being creepy. You're just like
this is an honest mistake. Like if you're hanging out
around the stalls, that's when people are like, what the
fuck is this guy up to beick?

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Oh my god, I am so sorry.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
I didn't even think, oh my god, and then just
washed hands, get out, or don't even wash hands to
get this guy.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Go to the men's room, wash hands there.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Yeah, you can't take the time to watch because also
you don't want to do the thing where then some dad,
Like some dad is walking in as you're walking out,
and he's got like his daughters with him. You're like,
I've seen the scenario online so many times that people
dream about this.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
No, that is a solid not cool dud.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
I think like if you have the ability to get
those pants up and run out of the bathroom, like
if you have time and you're not gonna shit your
pants and you gotta get up and go, and you
just run out young, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I'm just hurry.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
I think you finished the job. And then like you
can always I don't know. I had I had one
thing on my mind, tunnel vision, got it done, and
I got out. And then you're like, take my shirt,
I took my ship wiped up, go wash hands in
the men's room, and then go sit at your see it.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
And you gotta while you're pooping, you just have to
be in there practicing your surprise face for when you
open up the door and there's another woman standing there
and you're like, oh my god, I'm in the wrong
restroom and then you just go, man, I'm so sorry,
and you just like jet out, but like you gotta
you gotta really work on that surprise face. So it
looks like you didn't have that realization already, because then
they're gonna be make he knew and he's still shit here.

(53:04):
What a fucking degenerate he had to shit?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
But guys can't shit anymore.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
They do have more stalls. They do a lot of stalls.
All stalls.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I think I don't know all stall matter.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
All stalls matter, even moon to a stall. But yeah,
it's a solid not cool buddy, that's a great not
cool all right.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
David Ruiz is our next one.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
He's at David Underscore Ruiz ninety and he says, my
truck's alternator decided to give out on my way to
work this morning. Only made it past the exit gated
our apartment complex. Cost four hundred and thirty dollars to
get a new one time to work the streets.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I'm gonna piggyback on that one, David, But that that
does suck. That is a really shitty not cool mind
not cool was My wife's car also had something happen
like that, and we had to do the whole like,
all right, well you're pregnant, I'm gonna make sure that
you don't have to drive to work on a car
that might break down.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
So I will drive to work car that might break down.
And it just shook the whole time. She was getting
it like you're driving a Jeep to work a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
But it was like it shook the whole time when
you're idling at a light and then when you're trying.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
To to press down the gas. So, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Visited the normal most gearheads like myself do. I googled
the car making model and just typed in shakes when idling,
and then got a couple of things that it could
be and that way you seem like a regular dude,
Like you seem like a cool dude when you walk
into the shop, you're like like it. So I made
it to work, made it back to like the shop
after work, got it all, got it there, and I

(54:42):
was like, yeah, so it's shaking when I'm like idling
when I'm trying to, you know, put the gas down.
It looks like it might be like an anition coil
or maybe spark plugs out. And he's like, okay, we'll
take a look at it, and so I waited. He
put it definitely sounds like something missfinally that so I
thought that too. Yeah, so I thought he's like, all right,
I'll take a look at it some more and give
you a call. That's why I went home, got some stuff,

(55:04):
died any call, and he was like, yeah, it was
the ignition coil, Like exactly I thought, fucking nailed it.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Exactly what I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
I would have done it myself, my wife and siste.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You know.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Yeah, it's just I don't. I don't have the you know,
don't have the ability. I can't work on my car
up my complex. Appreciate you guys, I know you guys
do great work, but.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Just like, yeah, that's what I thought. It was like
I didn't have a dirty rag, but I wanted to
like throw like an oil covered rag over my shoulder. Yeah,
I thought it was that ignition coil.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Have you ever had them ask you what it sounds
like like if you bring something like this, it's making
this sound like what was it sound like? You're like, buddy,
not good at making car noises.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
It goes.

Speaker 4 (55:43):
Whatever noise I make with my mouth here is not
going to be the noise that the car makes. So
I can't really help you dude, Yeah, it turn it on.
It'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
It sounded like I hit something on my way to work,
but I kept going. It didn't hit anything like it
sound like. It was like a bunch of hissing and like,
did you get a rattle?

Speaker 4 (56:05):
What did that sound like? Dude?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
I can't. I'm not.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
I'm not a rattlesnake, man.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
That's why. That's why I'm here. Man, So I've come
to you. Yeah, we found a rattlesnake in the in
the front of your car.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
I make okay, do you want to buy the car
because I can't get back in there ever again?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
That'd be crazy.

Speaker 4 (56:24):
But you found a snake in my car, I'm never
getting an a car again.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
I remember, I'm pimped my ride. They found a mouse
living in somebody's car one time, and I was like,
how do you have a mouse in your car?

Speaker 1 (56:35):
You close that shit.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
It's not like they're getting in crazy ways. Well, I
mean sometimes cars have holes, that's true. Like one of
the dudes I work with is before he got his
new truck, he'd had the old truck for like fifteen years,
and there was a spot on I think he said
it was the passenger floorboard that was rusted through, so
it was literally just a hole that you could see
the ground.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
That happens, that's scary.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
But yeah, my I've Ignition Coil was fucked up, so
I got a new one of those bad boys. But
the not cool is really just like that's what's like,
all right, cool, I don't want obviously don't want her
to get stuck on the side of the road pregnant.
I'll take that risk. And then the whole time you're like,
please don't get stuck, Please don't get stuck, please get stuck,
Please make it, please make it, please make it. And
it did, so that part was fine, but then just

(57:21):
having to go and you're like, all right, is this
going to be an eight thousand dollars fix or is
this going to be a two.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Hundred dollars fix?

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It's terrifying, which if anybody knows, it's on the cheaper
side if you're an Ignition Coil guy like myself. So
pretty much, luckily my car expertise came in to play
because I got it on the cheaper side. But just anytime,
it's like we have a kid coming, we don't have
a fucking time for car problems.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
No, no, you do not.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
So it's like that's yeah, we need want more expense
and it happened, so its when you least need. It
was when it happened, so they would. I definitely sympathize
with you because my my wife's car having some problems
also are not cool. What do you guys got I've
got a car one also as well. I was pulling
up to work yesterday.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
I had swung by our offsite little warehouse to grab
some stuff, and as I'm pulling in up to the
back door, I realize, like I'm just kind of looking.
I'm like, why is there? Like shit had been delivered,
but like they just stacked a bunch of it outside
and I'm sitting there like why the fuck? Oh bam
hit the curb. I've never hit a curb in my life.
And I like it was like as I was pulling in,
I'm taking a left, so it's like the front right

(58:24):
and just and I was like, oh god, damn it.
And like I got out and the rim by the
tire it's a little scratch, but it just it was
then like just red paint and been like rubbed into it.
And I was like, ah, but like I looked at it.
I was like, everything looked kind of fine. And then
this morning when I got my car, the low tire
light was on and I was like, no, because I'm

(58:45):
pretty sure mine has like sport tires on it. So
I think minimum like if I had for the if
I have to replace the tire, I think it's gonna
be like a two hundred and fifty dollars fire. Okay,
I also hear me, which I don't really know whether
it's that that's super expensive or not, but I know
the tires I've bought in the past have not really
been that much.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
Wouldn't you also think that like sports tires would like
you should be able to take some curbs.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
No, I don't think that at all. They were.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
They don't call it the.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Road. An off road tire can take some curb.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
A sport tire, you would think would be athletic as well,
and curbs aren't off road.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Curbs are just part of the road.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Yeah, But I got to work. I've got my little pump.
I plugged it in and then the annoying security guard
happened to be walking by right then and wanted to
talk to me while I've got a pump going, and
he's like trying to have a conversation with me, and
I'm like I'm just like I can't.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
I'm just giving him the yeah, oh dude.

Speaker 4 (59:43):
And now it's gonna be this thing where I'm just
going to keep putting air back in it every two
days until it becomes every day for a while. And
I'm hoping it's like the last time this happened, where
I do finally bring it to a tire shoping like, oh, yeah,
we just passed it, no problem, really easy, but like
I'm worried that it's on the wheel wall, which I
can't really patch.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
I take it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
Well, It's like I don't know if it's better to
actually bring it to the dealership you probably have it there,
or if it's better just bring it to discount tire.
I don't know. But now it's another thing where I'm like, oh,
another expense. I'm going to ignore this until it's absolutely
necessary to keep filling it up though, but I have
my own pump, so it really only takes like three minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
But still still a pant ass. It's just gonna make
it worse. What you gotta do is you just.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
Go on no, no, I think it's just because it
was a cool morning, the air was down in the
tire a little bit. That's what I'm telling myself right now. Sure,
I'm sure that was It was just the one tire,
not all of them.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Like sometimes, hey man, that happens. That happens. But what
you guys do is you go to a regular tire place,
like we gotta repair this, and then you go to
one of the other tire places and then you're like,
what's up with me?

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Go and they go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
They put it in the big tub and they're like,
finally where the bubble is, Like, that's my favorite pint.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Oh there it is.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
There, it is, yep, yep, we'll patch it. Bro to
do that, they'll probably just be like, oh yeah, it's
right here next to the scrape on the fucking which
was when they do the bubbles to go into the tires.
Shoth and be like I hit a curb. I don't
think as a man you're allowed to say I never
hit a curb in my fucking life. I got distracted
by boxes because I was like, why are those.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Saying somebody else did just like my girlfriend hit the curb?

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Like women, no, because then they're just look at me, like,
why are you letting a woman drive your car?

Speaker 3 (01:01:23):
I'll like, I know you stolen. Sorry, my car got stolen.
It was involved in it. It was in police chase.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
We had a regular come in today who she had
had a stroke a couple months back, and one of
the servers came over and told me she was like, yeah,
she said it was her first time driving again today.
Since then, I go, that's terrifying, not because of the stroke,
just because she's a woman. I didn't say it to
the customer. I said it. I would never say that
to the customer. But but yeah, so I and it's

(01:01:51):
my fault. It's my fault. I stopped paying attention while
I was driving in I think it had to do
with that. I was a little bit hungry. Oh yeah,
I wasn't thinking clearly.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Your brain food. So yeah, that sucks. And my other
one is uh so Monday morning, I went to go
buy socks because I was running out and I didn't
want to do laundry, so I went to the Walmart
by my house and one, of course, they're all locked
behind glass, which like, you know, whatever, thats so bad?

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
Yeah, socks and undershirts, nothing else. In the store besides electronics,
just socks and undershirts. But then the other thing about it,
it's not that that sucks so bad. It's when they
got the socks out for me, They're like, are you
done shopping? Because we have to walk you to the
register with these. I was like, really, guys, did they
like handcuff you? Like they handcuffed the socks to them.
She opened it up and I reached it in and

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grabbed him, and she's like, yeah, I have to carry
those to the register. And I was like, all right,
I guess I'm done shopping now. I didn't really have
anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
I should have follow you to go shopping the rest
of the way, and just like, well, actually, I'm just starting,
so come on. No, I wasn't just see how long
you can take.

Speaker 4 (01:02:54):
So that sucked. But the real main thing that sucks
about it is that it's a new brand of socks
I haven't worn before, so I'm trying to figure out
how to put them off, like because you know, like
that top scene, all of a sudden you'll be walking
around and the far end of it is like underneath
your little toe. So that kept happening today that I
had to readjust my shots my socks like four times,
so I got never thought I'd have to relearn have

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to wear or how to wear socks. But these were
much cheaper than the normal brand I get.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
I've been a weird sock guy. I'm just like trying
to get all the same exact socks, so like you
don't have to worry like, oh this one, this is different.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
That's normally what I do. But it was like twelve
pairs of this were like ten and change. The ones
I normally get were like nineteen dollars. I was like,
what the fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I mean, fuck that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
But sometimes, like you try and just get like the
cheaper one, You're like, oh, this can't be that different,
and then like you put them on, they just drooped.
What the fuck are these socks? What do you even
do here? Also, I was so thrown I would you
not make him tighter at the top. I was so
thrown off at the process of it. Normally I get
ankle socks, I mean the ones that like stop at
the ankle.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
I got, like, up the ankle.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Socksy, what are those called? What kind of socks are that?
What are they called? They're like high ankles, they're not
like full armed, slack calf call them basketball socks.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
So yeah, yeah, half calf, half calf, something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
But I got yeah, but I just call these basket socks.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
But uh yeah, they're comfortable and everything. But like I'm
having to reget used to there being something on my
ankle and up my ankle.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Yeah, okay, do you guys put your both of your
fee up at the same time. I can use that
as a thumbnail. Ladies, that's the thumb over the episode.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
You guys turned on by how shockingly white my leg
is because it hasn't seen sun in seven weeks since
before the tattoo.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
So yeah, those are my knuckles. What do you got, Bobby?

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
So I've I've mentioned this before. Recycling was my auckle
one point, because they took like two weeks to arrive.
Are they back on their bullshit? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:04:49):
So the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I kind of I gave him a little bit of
a pass because, uh I, recycling comes on Mondays and
last Monday was Labor Day. Okay, I expect it Tuesday
or Wednesday didn't show up at all. And then this
past Sunday, I go for a walking Sunday mornings like
maybe nine or ten am, and I see recycling on

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the other side of the street, not my side, but
the other side, and I think, oh, that's really cool.
Like I guess they're really backed up that they are
doing overtime and picking up on the weekend. I'm like, Okay,
I have another can that I need to bring out anyway,
so I'll I'll go back put it out, and then
probably when I get back, they'll have picked it up.
They didn't pick it up, didn't pick it up yesterday either.

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They only picked up one side of the street and
it wasn't my side of the street.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
That that's why we don't recycle, dude, Like this is
why the ship floating around in oceans in big piles.
Like because I thought I were you, I would just
dump it in like a storm drain. This is what
you get now I'm not. I'm in opposite of recycling this.
I've been thinking about it since I moved to my
new place. I was like, I need to get a
second trash can for recycling because I've just been throwing

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beer cans in my trash always. I try and recycle
when I can't, and I you know, we've got the valet,
so I can just put it outside my door, which
makes it way more convenient. I still haven't done it yet,
but I'm like I said, recycling on the paper, but
I feel like if it's not in a trash can,
they're just gonna leave all the cans behind. Probably would

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Probably we'll figure something out, though, Bobby, I'm how much
you gotta like you probably at this point just have
to go find a recycling.

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Center, yeah, or burn it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Yeah, if we have anywhere where you can sell the cans,
you're you make like seven hundred dollars on all your reacting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Yeah, yeah, I had to do that last time. I
had to go to a recycling center and I brought
everything with me. I'm like, I don't have any more space,
like I need to just I had a bunch of
like cardboard boxes that I need to get rid of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
I don't even think we have anywhere down here that
will pay you for recycling rights, Like all my families
from New England up there. It's a big thing like
you'll see on the can. It says like Rhode Island, Wisconsin, bubblah,
all those five.

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Cents it where it's not able to not valid.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
In or yeah, whatever, But like my aunts and uncles
don't load up and they'll go get changed back for
it and stuff like that. Texas is like fucking recycle
or don't. We don't give a shit. We're not paying you,
which I kind of respect. Yeah, up North Northeast, they're like,
we'll pay you back. Texas is like, fuck you do it, don't.
We don't carry that much money off of it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
No.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
But I mean, if you're going through a bunch of beer,
you get and I don't know, five cents back of
can something like that, that helps you out in the
next case of beer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I guess you just loaded up for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
And then all of a sudden you turn in two
hundred and fifty cans like free case of beer.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I don't know how many two hundred fifty cans I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
Don't make me do math.

Speaker 3 (01:07:38):
I'm not gonna twelve dollars in fifty cents. That's not bad, Okay,
all right, that's more than I would have I would
have thought.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Well, Bobby quick math over here, that's what we call.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
It, Bobby Quick math.

Speaker 6 (01:07:49):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
That sucks. So you're like trying to do the legitimate
right thing. Yeah, and they're just spitting it there. They're
basically they're basically treating you like they play for the Philadelphia.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
All your county commissioner something. Call someone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
They're Jalen cartering you because I didn't know. I thought
I lived in Houston, Texas, not Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 4 (01:08:11):
Does anybody know any ECO lawyers that want to take
a case pro bover Bobbi, Yeah, have a lawyer, send
a letter, that'll come.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Any ECO lawyers hit us up in the YouTube comments,
but do in Spanish please, not for Bobby, but like,
because that's the bit.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Right now in this week's thanks. Just want to make
sure that was not a Hispanic joke.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
I respect for Bobby. I was not doing that because
of your ethnicity.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Bobby doesn't deal with what lawyers.

Speaker 3 (01:08:34):
Roberts white passing, So I forget that he's Hispanic all
the time.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
That's what you can just when you're out there's big
Now I'm just from Texas. It's the tan.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
Oh that's good. That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
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Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
Our first question this week comes to us from Adam Lord,
and Adam says, what is the most illegal thing you
can do with five dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
Probably cocaine?

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Right, No, you need way more illegal than that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:31):
You get more legal than that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
So also, I don't know how much cocaine five dollars
is gonna know, but I mean like using it as
like a straw, you could, Yeah, you could snort cocaine
with it, So.

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
You're taking it as literally you're doing it with five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Yeah, you could snort cocaine with it in front of
a cop and then try and use the five dollars
to bribe the cop. So then that's like two things
right there.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
I was thinking it like you could donate five dollars
to isis like donating that money to a terroristoryganization is
probably the most illegal thing you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
That is illegal?

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
Another, like, real, is there any way to commit treason
with five dollars?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
So that I was trying to think, like, what is
the most extreme thing you could do with five dollars?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
If you folded it up really tightly, you could kill
somebody by slicing their neck.

Speaker 3 (01:11:15):
So you could do that a lot. Yeah, So like
that was kind of along the lines I was thinking of.
And I was like, I could go to the bank,
exchange the five dollars for five hundred pennies and then
put five hundred pennies in my sock and beat.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
Somebody to death with it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
That's another good one, And that would be pretty that's like,
that's that's manslaughter.

Speaker 1 (01:11:35):
So that's pretty big.

Speaker 4 (01:11:36):
Does registering and name to vote cost money? I don't think,
Because I was gonna say, you could like use that
five dollars to register a dead person and.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Use their vote illegally. That's pretty illegal. Yeah, but I
think you're right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
Registering to vote can't be charged.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
Yeah, I don't think you can.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
It'd be very anti American. Yeah, hey you can vote,
but it's behind a paywall.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
Yeah I could. I mean I could see it at
being done, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
I'm gonna stick with donating it to a terrorist organization.

Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
I'm gonna just stick to Yeah, get five hundred pennies
and beat somebody with it by putting it in your sock,
Like that's murder.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Charges Yeah, people get away with murder all the time.
If you're funding terrorism, they're gonna get your ass, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
And Robert's gonna go cocaine. Yeah, I'm gonna stick with.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
Cocaine, okay, Like heroin would be worse.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yeah, it is like any drug you could snort with
five dollars, that's an illegal thing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
You could do, roll some fentanyl inside your five dollar
bill and then hand it to somebody to do their cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Fenton All's cheaper, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
That's what I'm saying. But you're using the five dollars
and you're you're killing somebody else by not even letting
them know the fentanyls. Oh tell them, Oh here, I've
got a I've got something you can use for your cocaine.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Way to go about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
But yeah, you could like tell Pat that the fentonyl
was coke and give Pat the five dollars rolled up
and then kill Pat, and then that's murder.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
You could give five dollars Karen to try and steal
a baseball from a little kid.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
That's yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
I was thinking like you could try and hire like
a really cheap hitman. It's your first job. I'll pay
you an exposure and five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Speaking now that we're on the topic of hitman. By
the way, I was listening to I was listening to
an interview with Michael Irvin talking about somebody that hired
a hitman to to go after him and they turned
out I was an undercover cop. I feel like hitmen
are not a real thing. Like you're either like mob
or you work for somebody where like that's your thing.

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But like just the hirable, like pat find you walking
off the street and like, hey, I need to make
somebody go away, and they're like, yeah, which you, here's
your price. Like, I don't think that's a real thing.
I think they're always undercover cops. Like if you're hiring
a hit man, you have to already be.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
In the criminal underworld and be like a part of
an organization, like I need Frank to take care of somebody.
You can't go to the Yellow Pages and be like
this one says wet work, I'm gonna hire that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
No, that's cop. Yeah, don't think they're putting out ads.
It's a fucking cop. I just don't think there's a
lot of freelance hitmen, no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:09):
Because you can't trust that somebody trying to hire you
asn't a cop. If you're absolutely if you're if you're
murder for hire, it's because you're already poor part of
a criminal organization.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
And it's always people that get like burn on, they're like, well,
she tried to get her husband killed by going to
an undercover cop that she thought was a hit man.
It's like, yeah, man, or the hitman trying to do something.
It's like, bro, Like people don't just hire like nobody.
You don't just go google hit man and then like, well,
here's top ranked hitman on the reviews. There's not like
a YELP for hitmen. Maybe there is, I don't think

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there is, but like it's.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Not in a database anywhere I can tell you that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
Yeah, if you're not like in the Sopranos or like
in a gang, or like in some organization. I don't
think hitmen are a thing. No, like a real thing.
It's just a myth. Not here anyway, other countries probably
probably probably all right, I don't know. I wanted to
get that off my.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Jo that's a very good point. People need to stop
being stupid and getting caught.

Speaker 3 (01:15:09):
That way, because every time somebody tries to hire a
hitman or a hit man tries to do something, it's
always one of the other ends is undercover cop.

Speaker 4 (01:15:18):
Cops aren't stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Yeah, they're not. Most of them, want't.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
I mean some individuals most yes, But I mean as
an organization, they're usually pretty most savvy about this kind
of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Next question is from Matt Martinez, and Matt says, how
much salt would it take to turn a freshwater lake
into a saltwater lake.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I mean, we're probably talking like billions of pounds, and.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
We're just talking. We're talking dumping salt in here, not
like if a lake is attached to a salt water tributary,
the water can flow into it and then there could
calls it to become over time salt water. I'm gonna
just I don't know. I don't know how big the lake.

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
Is, I don't know if the temperature of the lake
if like, if it's gonna dissolve correctly into it because
La water you was pretty cold.

Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
I'm trying to think like like pounds of salt. I
feel like we gotta go something tall, like bigger than
pounds tons tons.

Speaker 4 (01:16:17):
It's like one hundred million tons.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
So sure.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
It also depends on the size of the lake.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Right, So like, give me a lake, Robert, give me
a size of Michigan off the top of your No,
just give me a size of a lake just off
the top of your head.

Speaker 1 (01:16:30):
Three hundred yards.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
That's say it's a three hundred mile Lake Conrad. Okay, well,
I don't know what the per of the lake. Yeah,
So I was thinking. I was like, so, say it's
three hundred miles of a lake, I think you gotta
get at least one hundred and fifty tons of salt
and throw that bitch in there so it soaks it

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all up, and it's like half and half because then
you gotta let anything that's living there be able to
live still, which would probably kill because it's fresh water.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
So when it's full, Lake Conro has about one hundred
and forty billion gallons of water in it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I think you gotta go to put half of that
in tonnage of salt.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
You gotta go like a one to one pounds of
pound of salt per gallon. I don't know how much
a pound of salt is, but I feel like you
want to turn it into a saltwater lake. I think
you gotta have pretty much a one to one ratio.
So I'm gonna say one hundred and forty billion pounds.

Speaker 3 (01:17:32):
Just buy that salt pounds, not tons.

Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
Yeah, because I don't know how to translate tons to.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
I'm just thinking tons. Seems like if I'm putting pounds
in there, I feel like I have like a bag.
I can get a bag that's like a pound of salt.
I'm pretty sure I felt that's a lot of bags
of salt to throw in there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
I think a ton is two thousand pounds. Yeah, one
hundred and forty divided up by two thousand, seven hundred
million pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
I think that's kind of close.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
I think you nailed it. Because call me old Paddy
math For no reason.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
They're go on, Matthew, pat it's the column.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
Call me path Um.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
Yeah, a fucking lot, that's the answer. It's gonna take
a fucking lot of salt.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Yeah, more than you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Can get your hands on. I'll tell you that right now.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
It's gonna be difficult, but I would imagine I think
I like tons. I think you just find at least
half of whatever the mileage of the lake is, put
that many tons of salt in it, and then just
we'll see so.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Even half then three hundred and fifty million tons of salt. Yes, yeah,
I don't think. I don't. I don't even think the
government can get their hands on that.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
They can where salt reserves. They don't even know about.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
The salt mines. Where are the salt mines? I always
heard about them, government runs it, But I mean, like,
what country saltan they.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Want to tell us?

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
I feel like I remember which Assassin's Creed Odyssey. I
feel like there was salt mines. So I'm gonna say
it's grease. Salt comes from Greece and the sea, and
in my sweat.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
Just get buckets of like seawater.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Or just get like a thousand fat guys and have
them jog in place for a minute and then throw
them in the water. That'll be salty enough.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
When they when I first saw this question, and it
was like saltwater lake, and I was like, they don't
have saltwater lakes. Like I was like, oh, there's literally
a city called Salt Lake City. It's like okay, so
I corrected myself pretty quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
On that is that a Saltwater lake though, Look, buddy,
it's called Salt Lake City.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
You think they didn't lie about that? Then the whole
town mormons. No, they would never lie.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Next question is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix
on X, and Ashley says, power rank things that we
don't care about. This is kind of good. It's kind
of good, Ashley. I like this, all right. She gives us, Yeah, well,
power rank anything. Give us five similarly related things that
we can power rank. Ashley gives us your fantasy team
anything to do with astrology, where you're sign, vacation photos,

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your craft beer choices, and your diet Robert go first.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
There are some good options. Yeah, this is this is
like I could see any of them being one and
any of them being five. Okay, so one would be
the one we care about the least. Like that is
that is the number one that I don't give a five? Yeah, okay, okay,
so then number five I'm gonna go with.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
Vacation photos.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Okay, actually kind of I like seeing them sometime sometimes sometimes, Yeah,
I'm not gonna look like I went to Rome and
I said, this is me by the cousume.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Like, that's cool, but I don't give a fuck that
you went to your aunt Marge's house.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Uh, number four, I'm gonna go with craft beer choices.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
I thought that was gonna be your five, just for
the fact that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:48):
You don't don't drink. Yeah, why would you care that
somebody's talking about craft beer?

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
But that's how much he really doesn't care about your vacation.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:20:55):
Yeah, I care more about that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Oh yeah, sorry, yeah, so the beer was actually kind
of high up there. Well, Bobby beer over.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
Here, it's a number four. Number three, I'm gonna go
your fantasy team, Okay, I really don't care. Yeah, I
don't give a five.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:14):
I told you guys before.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
A friend of mine is trying to get me into
like fantasy baseball, and I'm like, I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Fantasy to do never do baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
As number two, I'm gonna go with your diet, and
then number one, anything to do with astrology. There you go.
So you go astrology, diet, fantasy, craft beer, vacation photos.
That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I'll go next five, craft beer choices. I like beer.
I want to hear your craft beer choices. Okay, I
want to drink them maybe. And I looked I looked
at this as like craft beer personality guy. It's like, Bro,
you're drinking a Miller light Bleep that out, bleep that out.
Oh yeah, Bro, you're drinking of this. What the fuck?

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That's not You're willing to tie have a water.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
You're like, shut the fuck up, man, I'm just trying
to have a beer and watch a football game. I
don't need to care. I don't care about how much
hops are in it any of that stuff, sir.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
I'm drinking a light beer because it's cheap, and I
plan on having eleven of them. Yeah, I don't need seven.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Percent of this is twenty five percent alcohol, dude, A
little fuck yeah, But I don't want to get fucked
up on two beers.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Man, this is a seven hour day for me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Yeah, I'm gonna be drinking a lot. I need light ones.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
That's who I was imagining as craft beer guy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
I get that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Uh four, I'll put your fantasy team. I like talking
about fantasy football, Okay. I will be honest with you
a lot of the time. I'm listening to yours just
to say mine, But I'll listen to yours.

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
That's what I think most of fantasy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Yeah, discussion, But I do I like putting an input.
I like when people ask me, what do you think
about this guy versus that guy? I'm like or I
like being like, well, you know, I'm targeting this guy
in the way of wire. I thing he's got a chance.
I'm an outlier in that. I understand it. Okay, that's
four for me. Three I'm going to put vacation photos. Yeah,
I really don't give a fuck, but sometimes they're pretty cool. Yeah,

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it can be cool. But if you're like, you want
to see my photos, I'm probably gonna say.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
No, but sure.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
Yeah, And then I'm not gonna care when you're when
you're scrolling through it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:06):
Uh. Two your diet. I obviously don't give a fuck
about diets, but like, just shut.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Up about it, dude, Like, I don't care that you're
on you're not touching carbs this week. I don't care
that you're doing the carbo load or.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
Yeah, dude, we all did ketos six years ago. Get
over it, man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
And number one of fucking astrology sign. I don't think
there's anything in the world I care less about than astrology.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
That is the most like, yeah, that'll be my number
one as well.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
I hate it. It makes me angry when I hear people
talking about like thank god, we don't really have any
girls at work that are into astrology, but for a
while we had all of them, and I would mock
them every single time I walked by. As you should.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
As you should.

Speaker 4 (01:23:45):
It's the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
It's pretty good. Those are good rankings.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
I'm gonna go five fantasy team. Know he gives a
fuck about your fantasy team, but like it is one
of those where it's like friends, Like with Pat, I'll
like before we were to be in the right situation
where you're like, bro, should I start so and so
or so and so, and it's like it's got to
be like a buddy of yours. But most of the
time it's like you just want to talk about your
own team to somebody else. But like, I don't give

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a fuck about the guy that I've never talked to
at work when he's like, oh, I also have a
fantasy teams, Like dude, everybody in the world as a
fantasy team right now, and like, like it is fun
to talk like with Pat, I like talking about our
fantasy teams, but like I know that you guys don't
give a fuck about our fantasy teams. Except for the
Nineteenth Amendment, the number one WN be a fantasy team
in the world, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
So fantasy football, their fantasy team is five four.

Speaker 3 (01:24:30):
His vacation photos, I thought some vacate Like you said,
some are cool, like with Todd Voss and and Jenny
Go and uh Ireland with the PGG flag, Danielle Weston
Rock and the PGG logo in Rome in front of
the coliseum, so cool. Some of we had people taking
into Mexico, Ramundo sending us him at WrestleMania with the
PTG flag, Like I care about some vacation photos. Those

(01:24:53):
are those are cool, but a lot of them and
it's the people that show you their vacation photos they
feel like, are never the people that you want to
show you their vacation photo exactly because like most of
your friends would be like, I'll just do a post
and you can go look at it now, like yo, bro,
you got it, see and it's always just like some
lady at your office, So you're like, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
She went to North Carolina this weekend cool that, Yeah,
that looks fun neat, but yeah, so four his vacation photos.
Three is craft beer choices.

Speaker 3 (01:25:20):
If it's your personality and you're just trying to criticize
what I'm drinking, like I just don't. I don't like that.
I don't like that. That's not my thing. Then two
as your diet I had. I had a cousin that
did this all the time, like he was big into
just you know, eat and clean, even though he was
drinking with me. Every time he'd come over and he'd
bring his little lunch box, He's like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
Yeah, I gotta have this.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
I gotta have my chicken every so many so many hours.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
I gotta have this every so many hours.

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
I'm like, I don't, I don't care. You can go
eat up your chicken, but I don't want to fucking
hear about it, man, Like, just eat it. I don't
need to know that you're out a clock. If I
ask you about it, you can answer that I don't
really care. Diets don't care about and then I also die.
Now are funny because everybody talks about their diet. I
thought you're on nozempi, and then they're just fuck, I'm

(01:26:07):
trying really hard to make it happen.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
No, I'm not cheating.

Speaker 3 (01:26:10):
And then yeah, one is astrology, Like if you if
you were ever trying to justify like, oh my god,
like that's just what happens. I'm a virgo and just
you know how that is retrograde? Is the moon right now?
And like I'm like, I'm just discounting whatever. The rest
of what you're saying is I just you can you
can try. You you be the sweetest person on earth.

(01:26:30):
But like after you talk about something with anything about astrology,
I'm tuning out the rest of your discussion.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
You're just you're trying to use a bullshit excuse to
explain away your shitty behavior. It's like, I don't know
you ever heard of the word accountability. Maybe just think
one time I was kind of being a dick yesterday.
It wasn't the moon's fault.

Speaker 3 (01:26:49):
Yeah, don't use the stars to say that's why I
was an asshole. Use your football team. That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Well, of course you're an asshole. It's because you're a cancer. No,
I'm mean an asshole to you because you're believing in
Matt Spaghetti. Fucking bullshit, So.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
I don't like you. That's what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
Big.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
Oh yeah, you know the fucking soil was ten percent
moisture yesterday. That's why I was being a complete prick
to everybody. The same thing as the fucking stars, just
down instead of up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Mm hmm. Absolutely is what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Good power rankings. I don't like that, Ashley.

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Next question is from you read the next one from me, Pat.

Speaker 5 (01:27:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:27):
The next one is from Todd Voss at as Undersource
seen Underscore by Underscore TV. Which letter would make the
best boomerang?

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
So we kind of touched on this last week. I
like that he's following up.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
This is good.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
It's gotta be V or you, right, Uh yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
I had V had V and then I think X
would be two because X is basically just double v's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
But I feel like the ones that have the four
they usually have like a little bend to them too.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
I don't know if just the straight I don't think it's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Gonna curve back without a little bit of a bend,
So I don't think X would actually work at all.
I was thinking about that after I said it last week.
V or you, I think you could do it, but.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
I feel like YOU is more of a horseshoe. I
think horseshoe and I think you. I think V that
is a boomerang. A boomerang is a V. He's got
he's got to be the best one. Yeah, and then
I wonder if S would work, though we'll also hear
me out like W and M are basically just like
it's like a double guitar.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
You know, I don't think the guitar.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
I think W is putting too much weight on it
and too much surface area behind it. It's not gonna spin.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Yeah, that's what I was also thinking. It might weigh
it down. But I think V is the easy answer. Robert.
Do you agree with that?

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
Yeah, I kinda.

Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
I kind of leaned a little bit more with you
because I'm trying think about boomerang because they don't normally have.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
Like the sharp point.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
That's that was my thing a little bit, but not
as much as the U curves. It's closer to the Yeah,
that's why I kind of wonder if S would, because
you've got the curve both ways. But also I don't
know if that's just what we're putting too much weight
on it. Now. I think you want to go with
a minimalized design.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
I think S is like a very lazy boomerang, so
it won't fly as far, but it would probably still
do the job. So V V is what we're gonna
settle on. V would make the best boomerang very good,
very good.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Or an oh if you throw it like a frisbee
up to where it just comes back to that's technically
a boomerang doesn't have a circle arc.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
But you know, let's be whether or not it's a
good boomerang. It's up for discussion. I've said this for years, Pat,
I'm glad that you're.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Finally on board.

Speaker 4 (01:29:37):
He has been saying that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:38):
I see, and it's just kind of spoke itself into existence.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
It's like Alex is the craft beer guy of fucking boomerangs.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
No, Alex literally said everything was a boomerang like five
years ago, and he won't shut the fuck up about it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:50):
But you're right, maybe everything is a boomerang.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:29:54):
See, good question. Now you coming around, Ni, great question, God,
last question of the week from our buddy again. Second
time you're hearing from him on the show. Josh Treecoddle
at Joshua Tree seven to one to three and he says,
is a menu the sequel to a cookbook?

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
No, because it doesn't have any instructions.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
I would say that a menu is the prequel to
a cookbook. I think it's the other way around. I
think it's the first half of a cookbook. You get
the name and the ingredients.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
What makes a cookbook a cookbook is what the what
comes after that teaching you how to cook it. If
you're just get an ingredient list of name, that's that's
the first half of a cookbook. It's not even can't
be a sequel.

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
No, it's a prequel though. So I think like you're like, oh,
Brai's short rib, the Brai's short rib is this, and
then you like, I'd like the braise short rib. And
then they go to the kitchen, open the cookbook, look
up the braid's short rib recipe. They make it. So
the menu would be the prequel to the cookbook. You

(01:30:57):
have a menu because of the cookbook. So the cookbook
probably comes first, but then you have the prequel, like
somebody made a cookbook. It's like Star Wars, like they
made the cookbook first. This is how you make the meals,
all right, let's put them together. On a list what
it like? Okay, and then you start it. You're like,
I like this thing, and then they go make that thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
Prequel.

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
I like it, And that works pretty much like in
the drive throughs or anything like I'd like this the
number of this book they make it. Yeah, so menus
are prequels to cookbooks, not sequels.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Maybe it could be like the trailer do a cookbook?
Okay it, but you gotta you don't get the full information.
A teaser. That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
It's a little teaser. Yeah, I don't hate that. I
think we crushed that teaser.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
Do a cookbook?

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
May me crush that? All right?

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Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
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Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
All right, and uh, well, fuck the cowboys. That was
the other thing I was gonna say, Fuck the cowboys,
fuck them, fuck them. All right, let's do our random
celebrity generator here. Who wants to pick first? Steve Irwin,
Steve Irwin, Robert, Charlie Sheen, Charlie Shoo, Carlos, that's just

(01:33:01):
really yeah, Carlos. I'm gonna go. Matthew McConaughey. All right,
matthe McConaughey, Charlie Sheen, would Steve, Steve Rwen got it,
and we got Charlie State, Carrie Grant, Ellsworth, Vines, Joe
name itth Lou Reed, Steffie Graff, Marot Saffen, and public enemy.

(01:33:26):
Matthew McConaughey, Steve Irwin, Charlie Sheen. Let's run it back,
Saphene Kiera Knightley, Maria Sharapova, Reggie White, Richard Hammond, Bonnie Blair,
Fred Stole, and Bob Gibson. It's like all tennis players today,
last one, last tennis.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
That's true, all right, Charlie Sheen, Matthew McConaughey and Steve Irwin.
All right, Appaccino Isabelle Huppert, Rocky Marciano, Scarlett Johanson, Arthur Ash,
Sergio Aguero, Vetlana KU's net Sava and Matt Damon, Nickimon

(01:34:12):
who who? All right, nobody won. Best of luck to
you football team. Unless your football team is the Dallas
Cowboys or Washington Commanders or the Washington Yeah especially, then
fuck them. Fuck them all right, have a great rest
of your week until we talk to you next time.
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