Pass The Gravy #634: Sh3-peat

The guys talk about football, unnecessary inventions, and aliens. They also learn about witches and power rank snakes.


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Power the Top and leads Fred as we listen,
it's a past the Grave Grave we go and fishing
for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go ahead and lick camp. We'll get rich Todays.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day. It is
Past Gravy Episode six hundred and thirty four. I am
your humble host Alex with my good friend Robert the
Hog Barbosa jokes and joining us today, a recurring guest
on this this podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
We're gonna have him back again, pat Y on everybody.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Would you like my horrible drum roll right there?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
It was not good.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, I thought about doing it good, and I was like,
you know what, but this is more fun.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Robert Gillson Latin, give us a drum roll. Just keep
it going, though, just keep it going. I thought about
doing it always like when people do the like, all right,
drum roll please, and they just wait forever, so like
especially when people have to beat their hands on a
table or whatever you like.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Come on, man, see that was the original plan. I
was gonna put the mic down and do it on
my stomach. But I was like, you know what, that
could also just really fuck up the audio levels and
I didn't want to do that. That's good, it's good
thinking about the team over here. You know that. I
went with my little but it's like you're doing the
little many Phil Collins is right there. It was more

(01:38):
like a white guy that you just threw onto drum line,
like he's trying but it's not working.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Like imagine if you just casted me and I was
standing next to Nick Cannon in that movie. I have
okay rhythm.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Not that chance, I wouldn't. I wouldn't have been able
to be drum lined. It would have kicked me out
of is it Atlanta, A and T or whatever it was.
I I wasn't material. It was a band material for sure,
not drumline material.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I maxed out at the recorder. That was the extent
of my musical ability, and I'm fine with it.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I did the saxophone.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I wanted to do the saxophone, but they made me
had to play clarinet first, so I stopped.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
You played an instrument in high school, though, the play
guitar or something or were you just singing?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Aren't you got a band? I?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Uh, I dabbled, That's what I'm saying. What did you good?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Nothing good?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Anybody can play bass? There you go, well but well.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
But clarinet was not the extent of didri I went?
You guys sounded fine? I mean I was sixteen and
kind of drunk, but.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Shot out of the slot. Puppies, dude, that bands.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Still one of the best band fucking rocked Dudeth not
great at all.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I think like I had three strings on the bass.
One of the things is like I didn't have money
to get another one. I was like, all right, well
we're gonna the bass. We'll just keep the top two.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Strings, cutting out a quarter of the notes. I can
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Boys, We're not gonna do anything too complicated tonight. All right, dude,
boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boomers could do
the Nirvana song game Run that back, but it worked.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Run that back. Yeah, And that's why I'm a professional musician.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Now. I could have revolutionize the bass with Oh I
play a three string bass. I do more three than
any of you can even dream of doing with four.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
I uh on the way in the way we walk
into the Passaga Memorial Studios, there's that deli and it
always has like the specials for the day, but it
usually says soup of the day, and today it said
super of the day Burger because the soup of the
day was written in smaller font under it, and I
just thought it said burger because the burger was bigger.

(03:46):
So it's like that would be really funny to just
like if you forget the soup of the day, like
ad I didn't order. We got paprika and gatorade today,
paprika gatoriade soup.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm just thinking, like burger soup, like ortilla soup, but
with burger.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
It's like chicken tortilla soup. Could you just make burger
tortilla soup? So we also just threw hamburger meat in there.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, we ran out of chicken and tortillas, so we
just cubed up a bun and threw that on top
of his creutons with some ground beef in there.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Like we have to have a soup of the day.
What do you fucking talk about?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
The people expect a soup to be available every single day,
Like we could just go a day without it, Like, no, no,
we gotta have a soup. But we didn't order anything.
We're gonna go Marinara sauce is our soup of the day.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Zero calorie, gaspacho. It's just a bowl of cold water.
Water chowder. I like water chowder. That's water with ice cubes. Yeah,
because it's got to be chunky. So yeah, that water chowder.
There you go.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Stone soup that from school. No, this is Robert. You
remember the stone Soup book?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Book?

Speaker 1 (04:55):
No story?

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, oh it was a book.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, it was a story. There's a story about like
they didn't have any stuff to make soup. So somebody
was like, well, I have a stone, and this one
guy really just wanted to have soup, but he was poor,
so he was like I brought a stone. And then
everybody else would bring something and they'd throw it in there,
so it was stone soup. Somebody's like I have broth,
and I have salt, and I have this, and then

(05:18):
eventually it turned into a soup. But he threw the
stone in there, and I was like, look now, everybody else,
that's a community soup. Everybody else, but I brought a stone.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I think I've said this before, but I'm pretty sure
the last thing I read for school from start to
finish was in freshman year. There was Great gats He
was my last one. Mine was the House at the
House at the end of the street or house in
the middle of the street. Actually, that might just be
the last one. I remember them assigning us that in Beowolf,
because I don't think I even read that story now

(05:50):
that I'm thinking about to.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Kill a Mockingbird. I remember trying to do.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Like Jenett now. I never I never read the pass
halfway of anything that was a great idea to do,
like AP class and oh no. First week of that
was like I am not doing this.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
No.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
My mom get mad at me entering high school because
I was like, okay, yeah, I just signed me up
for all academic classes and I had always been like
GT and PREAP all the way through junior high. She's
what are you talking about. You've been taking all these
class I was like, Mom, come on, we both know
I'm not gonna put in the work for this. Mom,
just sign me up for the classes that we both

(06:22):
know I can show up to and pass and.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Take smart cade classes. Then they're gonna beat me up
all right, Well.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
That wasn't gonna happen, dude. I was like the strongest
boy in our school.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Yeah, but you would have been a nerd. I was
a strong I'd be a strong boy, nerd, but you
would have lost strength from being a nerd.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
No, what I would have been is a guy not
passing his classes and not being able to play sports.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No pass, no play.

Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's yep, that's holy do in Texas. I mean, because
I remember I think it was it might have been
eighth grade. I think it was seventh grade. I straight
up just didn't do a project one time mm hmm.
And then like the day it was due, like two
days later, she's like, Pat, you're didn't turn in your project.
It was like on a poster board and they're all
stacked up. I was like, I brought it in that
day and I put it in the pile. She couldn't
really prove I didn't do that, yep. And they called

(07:02):
my parents and my mom was like, I never saw
you doing it. Was like I did it upstairs.

Speaker 1 (07:06):
Yeah, I did it without you.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So then eventually she was like, all right, do it again.
You can turn it in for a sixty you know,
all right? I reminded my mom of that story, and
I was like, yeah, go ahead and sign me up
for the for the academic classes, mom, Otherwise we're gonna
be doing this again every.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Year and it's gonna be more difficult stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Okay, but yeah, so I don't know how we got there.
Oh yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Read all right? All right, but yeah, Soup of the day.
Would that'd be funny if they just forgot about it?
What you guys bringing for the pre come segment?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
I had an invention idea. I mean, when I first say,
you're gonna be like, you're an idiot. That exists already.
I want an automatic ice cube tray, but not like
the ones that are already built in that because I
don't have one that's built in. I need one that
I can without having to plug anything. I just slide
it in there. And what I wanted to do.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
That you just put in the freezer that like fills
up on its own.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
But like, but he's I don't need it to fill
up because I understand then that's just an ice cube.
I'll fill up the tray. I just wanted to dump
the cubes into the other bucket that I bought on
its own without me having to do that. So when
it's time to refill it, I can just take the
tray out and refill it and not have to use
the nine seconds I as we just talked about. I
understand how lazy this sounds.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
No, I get what you're saying, because you always like
you make the ice. You always you're always really good
to be, like, dude, I got I'm gonna make fucking ice.
And then you're like, I'm gonna have a couple of
drinks tonight, so you get like the whiskey or whatever
you're getting out and you're starting to make.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
You like, fuck, that's like four drinks worth the ice
that I have.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
And if I go over that, then I have to
wait until all this is ready to go. And you
never ever like, hey, you know what I should do
is empty out the ice trays and fill them back up.
No one ever thinks about that.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I've been good about it, but only because I just
moved in and just got an ice cube tray.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah, you're immediately forget that by next weekend, I'll yeah.
So it would just be like its own little mini
machine that goes in the machine that really.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
It just dumps over the ice cube tray because that
pops out and then just turns over, doesn't need to
fill up.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I think you should fill that up.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
But then that's the thing then if to it and
so unless it's found a way to grab the moisture
from inside of the freezer and just build its own
ice cube extra for that. See that's and at that price,
I'm pretty sure you just buy a fridge.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
If you get set up like a Brita maker, you
think fillip britta and that just keeps sucking the water
out of it until that's all used. Then you just
gotta fill up the ice.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
I love that idea. But here's the thing. If you
put the Britter Britta in the freezer, it's just going
to freeze into a giant cube.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Did not think about that.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Maybe the ice cube tray is you just filled with water.
It more expense and it's got a small hammer that
after it freezes, just starts dropping on it to break
it up into cubes.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
That's probably the that'll be the prototype. I'll go clear,
but it's just the lazy man's ice cube tray.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
I'm pretty sure. Me and divorced dads are gonna be
the only ones that buy it.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
But no, but it is. There's a thing there. It's
like my dad had this really cool thing when I
was a little called the chill Whizzard, and that was
for when you get your beer, but the beer's not
cold yet and you need cold beer obviously. So it's
you put ice cubes on the bottom of it, and
then it's got a little suction cup and you would

(10:16):
suction cup the beer onto it and it would be
laying on top of the ice, and then you'd put
the top on it and you would push the button
and it would just spin the beer around a bunch
of times and make it cold because it would be
rubbing up against the ice, and you're like.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
All right, thirty second they cold beer done.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
My dad and his friends would like specifically make like
my mom or their wives go out and get warm beer,
like don't get the beer it's refrigerated. Don't get the
beerch refrigerated. We're gonna chill whizz it. And it's like
all right. And I remember my dad was like you
do with cokes too. It.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I was like, this rocks, dad, This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
My dad and his friend.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Or you can just play in the fridge and not
have to do any of that, but not as cool
because you don't have a machine for it.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
My dadis friends invented something when I was a kid
that should have become huge and made us filthy rich,
But it was just like a ship's passing in the
night moment where the technology caught up outside of it.
So you remember back in the day when your cup holder,
it was just one size that was the cup holder,
and all cups either came in with a small bottle
or if it was big cups or I mean small
bottom big cups had a bigger bottom, so they wouldn't

(11:15):
fit in anything. He came up with, which is now
just the shape of like forty fours. You know how
it gets small and then gets big as that. They
invented the brew Caddie, which was a holder in itsel
of itself where if you had the small one it
would fit down in the bottom, the big one would
sit on the second layer shelf right there. They were
never able to sell him, never cut on, and then
pretty shortly after that they just started making the cups

(11:36):
the different way. So for like eight years we just
had like seven hundred of these things. In our garage.
But they were awesome. It was a great idea. I wish, like,
going back now, I would have been like, Dad, I'm
gonna fucking run around the market time to sell these
other dads because it's such a dad thing.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You should have put it in like sky mall. That's
a sky mall thing where it's like always some like hey,
you know when you're up like a croquet you ever, like, man,
I really wish I had a thing to hold my
croquet Mike croquet stick.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Whatever, the club. We should have just worked.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
No, I didn't ever think that ever. And it's like,
well here it's this and it's only ninety eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
We could have just sold him to like the golf
course that was outside of our neighborhood. That probably was
the movie fact. Maybe he did. I've never really asked
him about it. Just for years we had cups that
slowly were collecting more and more dust in the garage.
It's a good idea, and occasional I would take him
out and play with him and break them.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Robert, what was your favorite unnecessary invention that you ever had.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Or did anyone in your family ever have a weird one?

Speaker 1 (12:37):
No? I don't think so, because like, like I don't
know that is like I will always remember the chill
Whizzard from my dad just be.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Like sounds like a great invention that I want.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Not really necessary, but like, yeah, I guess in that
one specific instance where you have a warm beer and
would like a colder beer but have an ice as
well and don't want to just wait for it to
get cold in the fridge, like I want it.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
That's convenient. I think it still make them. I never
had anything like that. I think we just do you.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Have a favorite dumb invention that's unnecessary but people love
because I mean most of the things we use are
pretty unnecessary.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
I don't ever use this. I kind of like the
uh the co Cola freestyle?

Speaker 1 (13:18):
Oh, the co Cola freestyle?

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is that the exact same thing your dad?

Speaker 1 (13:21):
And then that's exactly what it was.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
So somebody stole the patent.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
No, this wasn't.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
They didn't invent that, Like this was called the chill Wizard.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh, I thought you were saying it was something him
and his friends came up with.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
No, like somebody they found it at like a like
I don't I don't know who found it out of
his group of neighbors. But they were like bro checked
us out and like it was like then like one
of them had it, then everybody had it.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Dude, if we had had that in college, see like
sure right now you can get it. For this whole time,
he was saying his dad invented this thing.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
No no, no, no, he used that used that. But hey,
for you're like less than thirty bucks, that's the steal.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
I do tend to grab two or three beers at
a time to them they're warm, so I might get
one to it just to have it, pussy, dare you right? Well?
Think of how good it would be when you can
take a picture with it and send it to your dad.
But I guess what I got. When's his birthday coming up?
You should get him on Simber twenty eighth, not too
long a right, get him one be like early Christmas.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Present far away other thing I had that. Uh, now
that you're talking about inventions, though, is Robert was talking
about we're recording a little bit earlier this week. Not
that you guys know that, but we Uh, Robert's gonna
be He's gonna be traveling. He's a traveling man. And
I was ask him if he packed already, and I
was telling him that. I remember seeing like the jacket

(14:38):
in a bag, and it was just like you could
fold the bag up or the jacket up into its
own bag and then just throw it in a bag,
so it was like a smaller the thing. I was like,
what have we just made that way? Like everything like
pants in a bag and you just fold the pants
up and then it's just a tiny little thing like
that big and then you could just pack like a
week's worth of clothes by just throwing little baby bags
in there.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I need thicker pants on that, but.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
You're going to a wedding. It's just in a bag.
So it's but it's all like.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
You want to you want to wear underwear of that thin, but.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
No, big I don't because it would all have to
be Like like the jacket in a bag was basically
like it was like a raincoat almost, so it was
just like a rain slick. It wasn't a poncho, but
it was just like a wind breaker style, but it
was made out of that material that's like the slick
slick material or whatever. It is just wind breaker material.
But like that'd be really funny to have, like a
suit made out of that material, and then it's just

(15:24):
suit in a bag and you fold a suit.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
It all gonna looks so bad, right, But like it
would be like that would work for me because if
I showed up in that suit, everyone would be like,
at least he's wearing a suit.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Somebody's gonna buy that, somebody like you. That's like, I
don't want to go get fitted for a suit. I
could just buy a suit in a bag tight, and
then I can just keep that in my pocket and
then I can just fly and then fly back the
same day, and so I don't really have to pay
for a hotel or anything, and I can do all
this and all I do is in my back pocket.
I got my suit to wear, and then I can
just change out of it.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
It's gonna be like rednecks and irresponsible uncles that didn't
buy a suit for the christening until the last second.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Yeah, but just picture like a suit made out of
a ring out and then also.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
If it rains horrible, yeah it does, but you could
get different colors.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
It's you could you could accessorize with it.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Now if you unfold it and it looks like the
Jokers outfit, you know, purple coat pants green be an option.
Obviously at least you know what this is. This is
just if we're gonna make these, it's just for cheap
Halloween costumes.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Well, no, because I was telling Robert, like, if it's
made out of that like windbreaker rain jacket material, then
like you probably don't have to wash it very often,
so you could theoretically, Robert's going out town, you could
throw like three shirts in there and just recycle it.

Speaker 3 (16:35):
They're not gonna breathe very well though, to be very
hot if it does rain. If it rains and you're safe,
like you know where this is gonna be good. Seattle, Seattle, Portland,
the rainforest. Actually not the rainforest because it would be
so humid underneath there. It would honestly probably just be
a sauna suit that you're wearing, just because for high
school wrestlers.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
And you could lose weight. It's a great way to
lose weight too, and you want to worry about the
side effects of like a zempic.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
High school wrestlers, do you need to cut weight but
don't want to wear suits all day around or like
sweatsuit all the day around school. We'll make a Hollister
shirt out of this material. I know the Hollister is
probably not cool anymore.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
As no fre ads.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Are they even still a company anymore?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Probably, I don't know. I don't do you think you
think I know these things? You think I know these things.

Speaker 3 (17:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I don't things. I don't know all these things. I'm
just saying, wouldn't it be funny to just have everything
in a tiny little bag that then folds out and
makes it a bigger thing, But then all of your
suitcases just.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Tiny little bags. I would love that maybe that same material.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Alan Iverson wouldn't be broke if he had just bought
that kind of stuff every city he went to.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
You get you get a hat in a bag, boxers
in a bag, socks in a bag.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I don't know if the hat in a bag would
would work. It would be because you can't have a bill.
What kind of hat?

Speaker 1 (17:58):
No, I would have a bill, But I.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Think there's a I feel like there's only one kind
of hat. It would be one of those, you know,
it's like maybe two kinds of hats.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
You know, you can get the like really shitty Frisbees
that like lawyers will give you out. It like if
you're walking too like a high school you're saying a
frisbee hat if you if you're like a no, but
like it's got that like the edge. You can like
fold it up as many times as you want, but
the second you pop it out of the bag goes
and it's got like it's got like.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
Uh oh, the like rubber ring or whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, it would have that, and then it would not
be a good bill, but it would just be a
very flat, very straight bill that was very bendable. Right,
But this is just if you're trying to go bad guy.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
I used to get mad at Fernando Rodney every time
I saw him on the mound for that reason. Also
because it was slightly calked to the side.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
He use it a gang.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
It's like it wasn't even like at the time there
was fashion to wear like the forty five degree angle
off your head. His was like a three degree off,
and it drove me fucking insane.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
See, he's a bath that he used to kind of
do that, and I didn't really care because he could
just fucking smoke, dude.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I mean I figured the reason for Fernando Rode because
he was a closer who was only all this because
he was slightly looking that way, so when he was
looking at the catcher, it was probably even for him.
I hated it though. It was like the mode. It's
probably the smallest thing that any professional sport guy ever
did to just make me go from zero to ten
and anger every time. That's a good one, though, I

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hadn't thought about that so long, and honestly I feel
a little bit angry right now just bringing it up.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But if it was the hat in the bag, you
could also have the little flaps and then it's very
big a sun hat.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Build a hat with an internal gyroscope on it to
where it's always straight in the middle of your head,
and then I'm a fucking send one to Fernando Rodney.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
We can work on that with that and development, Robert,
do you think we can make that? We could put
that in the store today after that, like these this
invention that I just made. Do you think they have
anything like that in the store? Baby? It might be tough.
You can, like, we can pioneer, we can can you
message them and be like, hey, we have some ideas
and then just send them a clip of this. Yeah,
all right, they'll be foolish not to like, look, we're
trying yeah, verbal trademark by the way, you fool. Hey,

(19:57):
I think we got a big we got a big
wind to cat actual you could get. We just started
offering this very specific thing.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
That was just made wardrobe in a bag. Wardrobe in
a bag.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
We abb the wardrobe a bag works.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Well, you know, take out the a just WIB that's
what the company is called WIB. Yeah, get yourself a
wibsuit and then.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
You could just like it would have like little like
Velcrow things so you could volcro like the pants to
like whatever the shirt was in a bag. Ye volker
that with the hat, so you could theoretically have like
all of your your fits together. Robert, you throw three
of these in there, You're you're good for a whole week.
Just then you're like, oh, well, which pants go with which? Like, no,
don't worry, I vel card them together.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Just get yourself some Easter eggs and you just put
your whole outfit right inside the Easter egg inside the
little bag. Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Velco is a little too loud, though, what if we
just do button?

Speaker 3 (20:44):
But these are like this is button.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
This is just like on the outside of the bag.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
You're not even using that button. Probably good though, button
would be good because also if they you're trying to
pull apart the velcrow, you're gonna end up ripping your suit.
Good call, good call button. See this is why we
have right. This is your R and D are. This
is what you're seeing right here. Made yourself on the
way to the wib board. There you know what, you
know what, I'll cut you and you get a third
or whatever. Raking on this okay, all right? Would you

(21:09):
get for pre or would you bring in for pre
come segment Robert.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I don't know what it is with with bugs that
when you open up a window they immediately fly in.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
With bugs, they immediately.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Fly in, and then you close that window and then
you see them like trying to get out. You open
the window, row down the window. They don't leave. Oh
I want to fly against any Yeah, fucking idiot. Why
do you come in here? I'm away here. I rolled
down my car window just like I was as I
was leading my neighborhood. I rolled up my windows once
I started like going higher speed, and I see a
bug like on the wind show, like kind of like

(21:42):
just bumping into it. I'm like Okay, roll down the windows.
You can get out. Like it goes to the side.
I'm like, okay, I assume it's out. Roll back up
the window. It's back. Just on the win show, like.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Get out. I opened the window. What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Like?

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Why? Why? Why are you when you do this?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Plus then you're driving down the road and you got
to open When you open the window, then it's the
loudest thing you've ever heard in your life. I hate
that so much too. I'm usually pretty lucky. Once I
see him in there, I roll down the window and
they pretty much get sucked out.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Unless it's a ladybug. I'm like, you're living here, buddy,
I think you're good luck.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It's good luck, right, Yeah, but then also it would
probably just get baked inside of your car and get murdered.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Yeah, but then it's permanent good luck.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
It's a good look. If the ladybug is dead.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I didn't kill what the sun did, and it got
in there on its own fair enough.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
So it it's dead essence, it clo protect me. It's
like a guardian angel. It's a dead ladybug haunting your car,
but haunting. It's good haunting though with its spirit.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, even more annoying when it's a mosquito. I think
that's what it was.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Dude, get out of here.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I went outside for like two minutes yesterday trying to
get my buddy's dogs back in because I was house sitting.
Mosquito bite on the hand, and I was like, you
know what, this is why I just opened the door
and let you guys out. Every time. It fucking pissed
me off the rest of the night, just scratching my hand.
And then of course the dogs are laying on me
and if you stop petting them for a half second,
they poll you in the face. Yep, is there adorable one?

Speaker 1 (23:18):
This one? Love?

Speaker 3 (23:18):
M h? I missed them already.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
It sounds like too much.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Oh yeah, no, Robert, you would absolutely so jump up
on the couch next to you, look at you, flop
her entire body onto you. Just she's she's like she's
made out whatever material Gumby was made out of. That's
what she's made out of, and get off of me
or Clay. You just look at her and she looks
like a candy cane because she's arched over and you're like,

(23:46):
how is your spine not snapped? You know, I'm get
your puppy is disgusting. Yeah no, I'm constantly covered. Like
I should have taken pictures of how much white hair
was on my black shirts while I was there. It
would be your fucking nightmare.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, dogs at for like four days, like a couple
of months ago.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
O doghare was I was not happy.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
I was basically just a bit roller for this dogs fur.
It was great.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
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Speaker 4 (24:47):
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Speaker 1 (24:51):
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This is the Comeback Kids segment. It's the comeback Kid,

(25:16):
the comeback Kid of the Week, Comeback Kid of the Week,
bitch our first come back kid. This week is hating kids.
Hell yeah, hating kids because I did not watch the Emmys.
Why would you.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
There was football on.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
When I was depressed from football, so I was like,
I'm gonna watch him TV. I'm done. I'm done with
this pretty much.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
That's exactly what I was doing on Sunday night.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
But yeah, hating kids is back because Nate Barghetsi hosted
the Emmys and he was like, Hey, I'm gonna put
an end to all of these way over the top
long speeches that people do, so I'm gonna donate. I
can't remember what he said it one hundred thousand, Okay,
I'm gonna do it one hundred thousand to the Boys
and Girls Club. But every minute you got it, or

(26:01):
every second you go over one minute.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
No, it was you need a little help here, no,
I thought it was. I thought it was it was
every second you go he gave everyone forty five seconds.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
No, because forty five seconds or if it was under
a minute or forty five seconds or less than you
got one thousand dollars he would add to it.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
I thought it was just over forty five second after
the man interrupted for no reason. That was a dickhead move.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
It was after the minute he would deduct one thousand
dollars that he would donate, and just nobody fucking listened
to it, and nobody followed it, so pretty much I
would aide kids.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
I would have walked up there and my acceptance speech
would have been, thank you for everyone that helped me
along the way, Nate, go fuck yourself, rack up the money,
and I would have dropped the mic. But like, oh,
so you had just had to add forty thousand dollars
onto the total right there.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
And then there were people that also were like, oh, look,
I'll match whatever I'm costing. Blah blah blah blah blah.
It's like, oh, now you need to just throw it. Wow,
the privilege, showing off your privilege that I can just
pay for whatever I want, so I can do anything.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Huh Ye. Honestly, if I wanted to thank people right,
I probably would have done that, like I'm gonna go over,
but you know what, I'll pay for it. Fuck you,
you can't hijack my own.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
But they do go too long. But then again, if
you're watching Awards show, you're expect him to go along.
I don't know. I just thought it was funny that
somebody did that, and immediately the rest of them we're like,
fuck you, we're not gonna listen to anything. You know.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Ricky Gervais was sitting at home like, fuck, why didn't
I ever think of that? Yeah, that would.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Have been done a better job just showing what the
donation was right then and like continuing to show it.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
If he like he would have stood behind everyone holding
up a board and every second it went over, he'd
be like snapping the numbers down. That would have been
his magnimum.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
That would have been better. That would have been better.
But hating kids, I would still hate them. Also, back
three pets, we did a boys. We're gonna print the
shirts your what I wrote down the league name? Ummmm
your Ethans League twelve eighty five champions, back to back

(28:00):
to back in the ESPN WNBA fantasy leagues. We did it.
I won the championship game. Didn't even know last week
was a championship game.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I saw this on the thing and I was like, oh,
I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
I remember. I think a couple of weeks. Agoys think
I'm ready for the playoffs. It's a one round playoff.
There's eight teams in the league, so makes sense. Went
right to the championship and.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
A roster that was not set won by forty points,
so I guess they also probably didn't set it.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
But doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how you matters.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
That you do win. That'll ask how, they ask how many?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
So Robert, can we can we make championship banners and
put him in the store because I'd like to. I'd
like to have three championship banners because I would then
buy them and I would definitely not be the only
person to buy three championship banners, but I would like
to hang these in the Passagay Memorial studio.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, I think we can. We can make that work.
Maybe like some trophies, we'll.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Have a whole merch line and then yeah, hats and
then we should probably come up with a logo.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
You should you should like have it, say three p
Nineteenth Amendment champions sponsored by the rod Ryan Show. They
can't get mad because you'll be buying it. So technically
your salary comes from the rod Ryan Show that is
sponsoring your payment of the banner, and I can rite
off because it was a work expense. Also genius tax fraud.
Hell yeah, no legal legal tax loopholes.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
So it is almost an Olympic year, so I'm gonna
have to pay those taxes.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Oh god, I won't even think about that.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah. Yeah, Winter Olympics next year. Unfortunate governments coming to
get my money. Unfortunate for me. But yes, like the
Nineteenth Amendment logo, what are we thinking? I was thinking
maybe like it's a lady with like like a ballot
box with the female sex symbol or whatever it is. Right,

(29:50):
that's like upside down or circle, Like it's upside down
to you, Right, I put that there, and then like
the S part is a basketball.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I'm gonna say, you do like Rosie the Riveter, except
instead of making the fist balled up towards her, flip
that hand around, put it back, put a basketball in
a basketball. Oh we're spinning the bat.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
That would be okay, Robert, So can you make that
on Ai?

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Well, I can do that. I can make it on Ai.
Fill some time with that. But instead of Rosie, I
think maybe you got to go with your star player
on the logo. So it's got to be Angel Well,
but the player does change every year, so maybe you
should go Cheryl Miller.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
What if we used like the the female sex symbol,
we turn it around so it's playing up and that's
where the basketball is spinning.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
I do like that.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I feel like some feminists are gonna get mad at
you for turning the female symbol upside down.

Speaker 5 (30:43):
But you can't have the basketball spinning at the bottom.
That just looks weird.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
You could have the female symbol spinning the basketball where
it's like, that's the head. The thing's coming out.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Of the circle is the basketball.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
No, the circle is the female player, and then you
put a basketball spinning off of you add a hand
in a fan. It's not a bad idea. Working on this,
working on it with Rock right now, some good idea.
But I think if you're gonna go with somebody actually
as the logo, I think you've got to pay respect
for the Titans of the Women's Game and make it
Cheryl Miller. Well though, you know, like Jerry West is

(31:18):
the outline for the logo, but you would never know
that's Jerry West unless somebody told you she was an
outlining of Cheryl Miller. That looks like Bell.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Yeah, it's more, but this that's American.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Make her spinning great.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I was just thinking.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I was like, man, so I guess sometime next week
we will have Robert's about to go out of town,
so I'm not gonna make you do this while you
have a vacation. But like, let's say next week we
have three Peet merch available. It's just one shirt and
a banner. What's wrong with that?

Speaker 3 (31:59):
It was just wrong with this sticker.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
It would have to be three banners because I want
this year's, I want last year's, and I want the
year before.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
We'll get a sticker. We'll sell two of them. Woner
you one to me? Well, we'll go on our laptops
all show support. I'm an ally of the Nineteenth Amendments.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Dude, it's you know, it's good to respect women and
you finally get rewarded for it a third time.

Speaker 3 (32:21):
What's the it doesn't happen, feels wrong calling it a
three peat's shepeat?

Speaker 1 (32:26):
It's a sheep beat.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Okay, that fixes it because I was gonna say, what's
the female version of Pete? Kind of come with him?
But a sheep peat, a she peat, That's that's brilliant
right there.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Her history. Was it that trademarked three peat?

Speaker 3 (32:43):
I believe it was Phil Jackson, Yeah, I think it was.
He trademarked it before they ever won the three peat.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Verbal trademark on sheep peat. By the way, that's good,
though sheep beat. Nobody's gonna be listed, and then so
it would be like twenty twenty twenty twenty twenty four,
twenty twenty three Ethan's League twelve eighty five champions.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Do you stop now? People are saying the nineteenth Amendments
are bad for women's famously a.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Lotpulous thing is bad for it.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
But I think, you know, like the Houston comments, we
got to go for the four pat Yeah, you go
for the four peat or else? Like, what are we
doing this for?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
The damn it? There's only one female related word that
rhymes before and I can't use that there.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
And then I think if we if we can pull
off the unthinkable next season, like the Houston comments, I
should just fold the franchise.

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Remember do they fold after four to the year off for.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
A couple of years they went four straight and they're like,
we cannot function as a team.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, so yeah, if you win the fourth one next year,
they might just have to fold it. You're right off
into the sunset the.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Most perfect Like I would be four for four on
WNBA Fantasy Years, got Hall of famers all over the
Fhijia Collier.

Speaker 3 (33:57):
The greatest coach in the history of women's Ya.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Boston, a Boston be and the girl. When Caitlyn Clark
went down, I was like, who would have foreseen that?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Me?

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I did?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Only a great Angel Reese and the me bounds.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I knew.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I knew, I always know.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I know women. All right. Anybody says they don't, you're
talking to a three time WNBA Fantasy champ, all right,
shout to the nineteen nineteenth amendments.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Sheep beats, they're back. What you guys got for?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Comeback? Kid? I was just pain because, like, even with
the Green Bay Packers doing so well, that was good,
them playing on Thursday and then winning when the when
notre Dame lost on Thursday, I mean on Saturday. I
just it ruined the rest of my weekend. I didn't
have a Sunday to bounce back with my pro team.

(34:48):
Why does it hurt so bad when our teams lose?

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You don't really get to talk on this.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
I it was for college that I'm speaking.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
You don't college, and you didn't go to it's my
multiple college teams, it's my team. You have multiple college.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
No, I've got one college team, and then I support
my homes the school school went to. Yeah, I'm sorry.
Notre Dame wasn't a fucking option. Look, I like Michigan
growing up, but I didn't just I didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I didn't ride the Michigan train after I didn't go there.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Because you're a bad fan and you just abandoned all supports.
You go with your whole life. But anyway, okay, side,
we're getting too far off.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
You root for good teams, you root for good teams.
It's not fair.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Do you know how many years Notre Dame was Do
you know me wins?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
My football team has none, my entire both of them,
both of them have none.

Speaker 3 (35:33):
Notre Dame was not good until I was like sixteen
years old. I went the first sixteen years of my
life of them.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
But they win nine games a year because they played.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
No way did I get lucky because my team, very
shortly after I was born in the PROS decided they're
only going to draft Hall of Fame quarterbacks after that. Yeah,
and I understand that. I at least, like, I feel
like you handle loss more healthy than I do. And
most people would disagree. I think it's healthy that you
scream and getting raged, because like, I don't even I

(36:03):
can't even do that. I don't even get as mad.
I just I literally shut down, just emotionally and completely.
I just shut down everything inside and and I fucking
you fine, but you yell and you get it out,
and yeah, you're angry afterwards, but at least you have that.
I literally just shut down and drink and destroy myself inside.

(36:23):
It's the most irish response I can do. And it's
not healthy. But I feel like it's.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
They're gonna still make the playoff. They're still gonna playoffs.
Is this This isn't This isn't a argument. This isn't
a fair argument at all. You're you're you're a fan
of an undefeated NFL team. My team just kicks me
in the dick every fucking Sunday. Every time they tease
me with like, hey, what if we compete today? Fuck
you alex ah JK. We're not gonna do that. No, no,
you don't get to do this. Rant, you don't get

(36:50):
to do this.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
And honestly, to do this, Notre Dame. The problem always
my team really fucking hurts me.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Your team just occasionally every week is not perfect for you.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And Notre Dame. Growing up, the problem always was was
that the.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
Asters don't work out, you go to the Red Sox,
the Red Sox don't work out, You go, Yeah, doesn't
work out. Texas State, Oh, don't worry at the fucking packers.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Hey, Texas State, I had the minus eighteen and they
lost by nine. Doesn't No one cares.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
No one cares, dude, but no one.

Speaker 3 (37:19):
Cares Notre Dame. The good thing is growing up, it
was always but we couldn't compete because we couldn't get
the same athletes because we had high academic standards and everything.
Now that you can just pay everyone, Notre Dame can
open up the pocketbooks and there's wig room. You find
ways to get there's still some athletes you can't you
can't go after because they can't make the grades. But
now that we can pay them, I think even actually
finally has a shot at the national championship again for

(37:41):
the first time.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
Was a national championship last year?

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
But did they really have that shot? The teamers in
the championship.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
The quarterback couldn't throw the ball. It wasn't did you
don't deserve See this was about my pain and alexis you.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Don't deserve this rant over? But he does? Does he
deserve this rant?

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Rob?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Right? No?

Speaker 4 (38:01):
No, no, I mean like his teams are way too good.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
You know what? I will say this though, it's all
I have. This is literally all I have is my
sports and my Xbox. You've got a fucking loving family.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Well okay, so why take the kid all the way?
But who I love first?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
You have fulfilling things in your life. All I have
is sports.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
The one thing that I loved first in the entire
world is it just kicks me in the deck over
and over and over and over and over and over
and over again. And then they just think of a
joke because Dad watches a fucking ship team and can't
win and then even though even.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
No, no, I'm a joke too, no.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Fucking joke of a team, Like even though I'm like, hey,
we might get we might get dying.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
All like, it has not. Nope, nope, See you should
have just rooted for the same team. Your father he
switched teams.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
He's not He's not even a our words fan. I
he's a the Texans fan. It doesn't count. I'm not
gonna do that. I'm not you.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well, I'm just saying, no, exactly, you're not me. My
dad said we're Packers fans, and I became Packers fans.
Your dad said we'res and you're like Giants Red Life
but also Astros fans. Oh no, he doesn't like that.
I'm an ASHS fan. He hates me, So give me
a Red Sox fan. I was like, I don't know, Dad,
I've lived here since I was fucking three. It's only see,
I grew up being able at two teams. You don't

(39:15):
get two teams, right, it's not fair. Then you get
to bitch about one on them that night. I know
you know what everyone always tells me about and you
know what this is how I use it.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
This is your privilege. This is your privilege. You can't know. No,
say all you want, we will strike this rant from
the record. Everybody that's watching this and listening is forget
that pat ranted because he doesn't he doesn't deserve a rant.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Okay, all right, so two weeks in a row, I
got nothing for You don't deserve a rant. You don't
deserve a rant. Your fucking NFL team is undefeated. No,
you don't get to rant. That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
You do not get to rant.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
I actually told my buddies thank you for Michael Parsons too.
During the Packers game on Thursday and then again on
Saturday during the Cowboys game Sunday. I don't know my days.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
You do not get to rant feted football teams. Has
he been good?

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yeah, dude, he's fucking Michael Parsons.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah, it's real good. We got him on a snap count,
but he played like eighty seven percent of the snaps
and after the game he was like, fuck, this is
his bullshit. Let me play. Stop put me on a
snap count. I want to go out there and kill people.
And I was like, I love him so much, but hey,
he's not in your division anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Doesn't matter, dude, how's Daniel Jones?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Uh? Statistically he's the second best quarterback in football?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Well, he's second best, second second most passing yards to
guess who, Lamar Jackson, No, Russell Wilson, Russell Milt, Russell Wilson.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
Yeah, he threw for five hundred yard yesterday.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Four fifty two, four fifty.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I thought it was four to fifty. Was exactly four fifty.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
I don't know why I even tried to correct that.
I'm just being a dick to Alex.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Exactly for fifty dames. Gents can go fuck off, dude.
We know what he's gonna do. We know what he's
gonna do. We know you didn't just get magically fixed.
Danie Jones was sooko. Why was? And he fucking throwing
balls to the league neighbors, like like Russell Wilson was
yesterday because he fucking was too scared.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
He's too fucking scared to do anything.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Now they've got to transcend it tight end for him
to check down. Gives a shit, dude, here's the thing,
robber guy. Very soon, it's gonna go very badly for
Daniel Joe's God of we've seen this story before. How
it plays, you.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
Can buy in a little bit. He gets excited, and
then he just fucking rips it right out from under you,
and you're like, why did I ever support this guy?
It's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I actually thought they lost. I didn't know they won
until five hours later. I saw them so at the
end of their game, they missed a field goal as
time expired that would have won them the game. I
see the field goal, miss I closed my laptop. It
was the only game I was watching on there. Find
out five hours later there was a penalty on that play.
They kick it again, They kick the field goal and win.
I was like, God, this can't just the universe is

(41:44):
torturing Alex right now?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Is his guy? Guy gives his tovest battles to the
strongest soldiers, and he must think I am fucking the
strongest motherfucker there ever was. There's slim thick, he's got,
He's got the God's guy. Be that Alex is my
fucking warrior, dude.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Just think about it.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
This one just I'm gonna just fuck your team's over
so much.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I mean, he also gave you two victories over the
greatest quarterback of all time. True in the super Bowl.
But so that got a little great for a while,
but it's been back for a while. So now you've
got to know your due. So when that dude comes due,
it's gonna be so good.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
It's gonna come soon.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
It's gonna come so hard, and it's gonna be so good.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Happen, It's gonna happen. All right, that was our pretty good.
I met kids said, huh, that's that was just fine.
That's fucking it.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Huh. You know, I'm just gonna add Jameis Winston there
because I really hope he gets traded to the Bables.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Not gonna get traded.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Come on, dude, you don't need him.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It's my guy.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
You're not gonna use him. At least let him do.
But he gets Jamis so much fun. I don't even
think he'd start for them.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
He's a vibe guy on the sideline.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
When we had fucking fuck face Hudson just getting he's
the first person in NFL history this century to have
four penalties in the same drive, did that opening drive
and he was losing his ship when they're like, hey,
fuck face, don't get a penalty on every play, and
he was like, why the fuck you on Jamis like, hey,
come here, had his arm around him, Jamis calmed him down. Yeah,

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he didn't play again because he sucked, even though Jamis
was like, stop fucking doing ship on the sideline, chill out.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Even though Russ wasn't sucking at that moment. The first time, uh,
Jackson Dart walked out there, did you get really excited thinking, Oh,
they just fucking pulled him and now it's starting.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
No, I knew they had a package for Dart, and
then the smartest thing they did was just keep handing
off because they were like, what he what's he bet
he's gonna do it. He's gonna do a thing. They're
gonna do a thing with Jackson Dart. He's like, yeah,
he's gonna hand it off to fucking idiot. And then
every time they did it like, well, he's gonna do
the thing. This is the third ten the fucking package.
That's so funny, but it's like, if you're gonna hand
the ball off, yeah, he can hand the ball off
just as well as anybody else can. Like, but they're

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gonna look for some weird fuck shit that they're gonna do.
So they're defending weird and then cam'skataboo shout out, Oh
my god, the Great White Hope on the Great White Hope.
He's mine. Now he's mine. I have him and Jamis
He's awesome. I love Cam scuore his first touchdown. Sure
won that game.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
I feel like it was also inflatedly, like over optimistic
that we all thought your defensive line would just come
in and be the greatest of all time, Like I
don't know, they're still young, guys.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
And also, like, defensive lines don't play secondary either. It
turns out you need linebackers and a secondary, not just
a defensive line.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Yeah, but if you get after the quarterback fast, it
helps the secondary.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
And then also if like the referees just call anything
towards George Pickens a past interference even though George Pickens
puts his hands on your guys first, Like, yeah, that
also helps. Also, if you hold up Dual Carter every
fucking time, Tyler, fucking bitch ass Geiten. If you're fucking
hold up Dual Carter every time he tries to rush,
then yeah, if they don't call it, you're probably gonna
You're probably gonna do well.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Yeah, then why would you stop holding if they're not.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Gonna call I don't know, but they called everything on
everybody else on the other team. I don't know. It
seems like Jerry might have been like, hey, look lost Maca,
I'm just gonna I'm gonna go give the officials a
little bit of money that would have given Macca and
I don't I don't get Macca, and and he wants
you guys help my boys get a couple of calls
by would Jerry did.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
No, we just got through his not cool in the
middle of.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Coming No, Nope, nope, come back kid though, Fuck the
Cowboys taking a little sting out of Fuck the Cowboys.
You don't get to bitch. You don't get to bitch
after what I had to go through yesterday. It was
Pearl Harbor. It's Pearl Harbor every fucking Sunday, all right,
and you the Packers, your walts, the playoffs. Everything's great
on my end.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
A game pretty good right now?

Speaker 4 (45:27):
Yeah, yeah, you'll get to say pain And.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
It was all around. Notre Dame. When the rest of
their schedule is just no one like UFL, they should
go undefeated.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
The rest of the Houston three weeks from now, they're
playing them the.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Best team they play against is USC, and that's why
a wide margin the best team, and USC is not good.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
The Houston Community College coming up, we got Purdue Shriner University.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Beck Junior High is on there somewhere.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
And your school for kids who can't read good and
didn't know they had a football team. What is it
like Texas Women's University. They don't have a team. How
you playing them? I don't know another name can.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Thankfully, I don't really know any douchebag aggies to like
throw out my face.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Yeah, yeah, all right, Fuck now, I'm just in a
bad mood.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
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Speaker 3 (47:23):
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It's my phone background and that'll feel a little bit weird.

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Speaker 4 (47:36):
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Speaker 1 (47:39):
Gay pod, use the hashtag PTG not cool and rant
about something not cool to happen to you. This week,
I will start with a football bitch, not about my team,
but about red Zone. We bitch about red Zone having
commercials last week. Yeah, I have commercials. Okay, they're kind
of good. Putting them in different boxes or whatever. But
what pissed me off this week is they add a
little red bar on this sometimes and I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Yeah, I heard a lot of people complaining about that.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
It's less football. It's like the red does. I don't
know what it is. I don't channel. I'm watching, dude,
I know chann On I'm watching. So we have two
red fucking lines on either side. Like, that's less football.
That's like a quarter edge less football.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
I feel like they're setting it up knowing people are
gonna hate that, so they're it's just gonna be a
banner ads on the side.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's absolutely what they're doing. It's fucking stupid. I'm not
I'm not stupid. I'm I'm woke. Stay woke, everybody. No,
that's what they're doing, and just keep pitching. It's not
gonna change anything, but keep pitching.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I wasn't watching Red Zone this weekend, So how were
they just doing the insert like the ad while the
rest of the screen is still the other stuff? Or
were they doing full screen ads? No, they did the
look at mini ads, but still it.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
It just infuriates me being like, I know what this was,
I know what we had. They can't convince us that
this is anywhere near the same.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's like when I think back to my childhood, I
remember what America once was. Yeah, when things were great.
Now I got bills. I'd go back to when I
was a child and I had no bills, and that's
why life was great.

Speaker 1 (49:08):
I want a time. I don't want to get political,
but there's a man in office that claims is gonna
make everything great again. And the one thing I've noticed
that's gotten worse in his time his tenure is red zone.
That would have been so I mean at the one thing,
but there's that's one specific thing for me particularly that
has gotten much worse.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
That would have been really funny if he came out
against red zone. Iden never had ads on red zone.
Trump point all ads. That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
You can say whatever you want about sleepy Joe, but
he never gave us ads on the red zone.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
For as controversial as he is. Even if you're someone
that likes Trump and think he's been doing a good job,
this is gonna be a mark on his presidency that
will forever stands. Letting red zone go to ads.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That is exclusively how I judge my president. Did you
put commercials in red zone during your tenure?

Speaker 3 (49:53):
Did you add more ads to something I love?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Don't like it? Donnie.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Not a great start, a great right start? All right,
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
He would have supported it. There's obviously and there's obviously
a way to make more money. Fucking do it.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
There's obviously nothing in the last week that could have
happened where his idea, his focus could have been on that.
Instead of fixing red zone, he should have been focusing
on red zone.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
This is announced months ago.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
Though, Yeah, but not these fucking weird bar ads or
what these red bars. I don't like that. I don't
like that. Two like two out of the three weeks
so far, red zone has been my not cool, not
great start, red zone, great start, all right, I'm just
all right, let's get me going. My other my my
real not cool is we set up the nursery for

(50:36):
the kid and the all of the outlets where the
kid's stuff is.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Do not work, Get ready to learn extension cord buddy
or electrician three too, electrical work.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
That would probably be the better way.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Don't learn that himself.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
But yeah, I was like, hey, landlord, lady, let's go.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
Run out of time here.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Yeah, what's going on, we got newborn.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Newborns aren't really good at electricity on their own, so
can we find some way we could plug shit in?
What are we doing here? It's a poorhouse living in
the slums here. We just like have to fuck it. Like, yes,
I had never used those outlets until we were stating
up a nursery.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
I never had a reason to use those outlets.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
But the fact that there's three outlets that none of
them work, that seems like a bad thing. I don't know,
I was. That just reminded me of I was in
an impression that outlets should work when you plug things
into them.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
That reminded me when I get home, I need to
go to my apartment and tell them that I have
pluggs not working now too. We talked about it last week.
I just haven't been home never even like yes, my people, oops, whoops, But.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, cool is that setting up the nursery. None of
the outlets in that area work.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
Those are good good, I mean not good.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
That's why they're not cool. But that's why they're not cools.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Yeah, I've got uh, I've got two. One of them
is just I don't pay for NFL Sunday ticket my
buddy did, and he rolled it over again this year,
and I couldn't log in on my Xbox for it.
It says I'm so I was able to on my laptop.

(52:13):
That one still doesn't show that I'm for some reason
because it says like you're not in your home area.
It's like when you log in somewhere else, like, yeah,
three months, we'll give it to you. Stop doing it
on the laptop at work. But I can't do the
multi screen on the laptop that lets you do it
when you're watching through a TV or something. Um hm.
So that was pretty rough on me. I couldn't watch
all of the games this weekend, just ninety percent of them.

(52:33):
That was really hard on me. And then the other
one was, I know you said I'm not allowed to
be mad. I don't give a shit. Notre Dame got fucked.
On the final play there, our defensive tackle just blew
right by their center and he turned around and just
tackled his leg from behind, and then they threw the
winning touchdown. It was the most blatant it was. It
was four feet away from the quarterback, the most blatant

(52:54):
in the dead center of the field, dead center of
the camera. Not a single referee fucking saw it. We
lose the game, so refs not cool?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Yeah, second refs.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
Yeah, it's football season, so that's probably going to be
at least every other week, if not every week. Refs
will be not cool for us. Probably, Yeah, as usually,
especially because we're gamblers.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
You'll just team win all the time.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
For me, I won, but I didn't cover the spread.
There's the bad call. Also, I feel like we should
just throw one in for anybody that had Penn State.
They they were like forty eight and a half favorite
State did what they did, villain they game. The quarterback
scrambled around, threw one into the back of the end zone,
wide receiver makes a one handed catch and toe taps

(53:38):
in the back to lose by like forty six instead
of fifty.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
After after Jerry Sandeski, you don't deserve to ever cover again,
all right.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Fair enough, that's fair. So for you if you take again.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Penn State, Jerry Sindski, you don't get any nice things. No, okay,
people don't forget.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
That's fair. People don't forget. What about you, Robert? What
do you got?

Speaker 5 (54:01):
So Sam and I had to be somewhere at ten
am on Saturday, and we're getting ready to go.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
It's around like nine thirty, right when college football starts.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I don't care, must be so free.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
She's like, Oh, we're gonna in my car. Your car
talking to me like, oh, go in my car, Get
in my car. I have like a start button. I
click it. I hear a click. Some lights turn on,
but the car doesn't turn on. I'm like, oh, I
probably just like click it too fast or whatever. Let
me try again do the same thing. Some lights turn on,

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the car doesn't turn on, Like the touch screen doesn't
turn on. I'm like, oh, this is probably a dead battery,
like not one that just needs to recharged. Like, this
is probably a bad battery needs to be replaced because
it hasn't been it's been like five plus years.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
And I thought, and then okay.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
We get into her car and now like I'm not
in a bad mood, but I'm thinking, I'm like, this
is gonna be like probably two hundred dollars if it's
the battery. If it's an alternator, it could be like
six hundred dollars. And like we're about to go on
a trip, and that I'm already spending a lot of
money on this, I'm like, I'm just thinking about all
this stuff. I guess luckily it turned out to just

(55:23):
be the battery and I had to buy a new
battery on Sunday two hundred dollars. Like I was thinking,
that's just yeah, inconvenient.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
It's one of those ones where you're happy it was
the best case scenario.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
But yeah, still, any unexpected car anything is always just
like no, I don't want this, and it's gonna It's
never like a thirty dollars fix. It's always something one
hundred dollars. So you're like, well, there's that. There's one
less thing I can get. Now when we go on vacation,
there's we eat out one less time now on vacation.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Guys to this, but it's never cool.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Do you think it's just like the opposite experience that
car guys have. But do you think they get excited
when something's wrong with their car, because like, oh, I
get to work on my car.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
I don't think they get excited when something like that happens.
We're like, they probably know right away, but yeah, it's
never like when it like, yeah, you don't get to
that point, but it's never like like it's never cool
when like you're trying to go somewhere and then it's
just not like you can't do that.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
But like I bet car guys led to like you guys.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Hear that, hear that ratlan that's probably that's my six
cylinder over there, probably probably get take that.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Take that out of the firing about two points off Prome.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, it sounds like some sounds like that's a misfire
right there. You know what, I'll work on it this weekend.
And so like then I get excited because then they
have a chore that they can do. So like then
that's a reason to get to be a car guy.
But like they don't ever like it when it's like
I'm trying to go to this place and I can't
because my car is not working.

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Sorry, honey, I can't go to the farmer's market this weekend.
I gotta work on the Chevy.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
You gotta fix the carburettor that's actually the carbonator. Nice.
We have my my soda stream.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
That's why I call myself when I'm eating a bunch
of pasta.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
That sounds like something they would put in like a
pet my ride car.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
You know, Robert, you said you like sodas, so we
put a carbonator, Like, well, what what, I don't have
a steering wheel, Like, don't worry, dude, you can have
all the sodas you could ever want.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
We took out your carburetor and put in a giant carbonator,
all the Seltzer water you want.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
Look, you said you didn't like you didn't mind electricity,
so we put electricity all around all your shit, And
it's just getting shocked the funk out of you anytime
you turn your car on you. What why you said
you like shark week, We put a real actual shark
in your trunk. Can I use my trunck? No, it's
filled with water.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
How much is it defeated? Nine hundred dollars a week.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
It's gonna cost more than everything.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Can't afford it.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Sorry that happened to you.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
That's how my car inspection do this month. Like it's
another added ex fans, I'm like, I want to spend
like three hundred dollars on my car this month.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
You want to get rid of one of the things,
the sticker that's an inspection sticker.

Speaker 5 (58:09):
They need to be Inspections still need to happen in
Harris County, Like what is the point of this. I
think there's like three or four counties in all of Texas.
I think it's like three or four that still need
to do it everywhere else, of.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Course, big city where we are, probably it's probably Houston, Austin,
in Dallas, label Judges, or maybe San Yeah, all the
livers just finding more ways to tax the working man.
Thanks a lot.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
They never they never did put commercials on red zone this,
so I guess that's how they get us back, like, oh,
you wanted red zone that commercials will guess what?

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Yeah, you fucking tags never.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Knew how good we had it under the libs until
until red zone.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Now it's all making sense. Open your eyes, all right,
Moving on, let's wrap this up. This might be the
fastest episode we've ever done, Robert. We're an hour in.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Definitely fastest, and that now that we've said it out loud.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
Don't do just answer the question? Why do you just
answer the question? You answer answer?

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Don't thanks the subject, Just answer question.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Kept talking, answer answers, answers, answer.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Any questions all right. Our first question is from Abby
Givens at Abby Givens seventeen on X and Abby says,
are all the fruity pebbles flavors the same?

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Are all the fruit Loops flavors the same?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Too?

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Are all the fruit loops? Okay, so y'all? Are each
of the pebbles those are all the same flavors?

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
She's stressed. Probably, I think they are. I've never thought
about it un till right now, but there's another candy
that does this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
I know. Fruit loops are absolutely the same flavors.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Yeah, it's just something you never realized until somebody says
it to you and you're like, oh, yeah, it is
just a basic androgynous Flavor's just fruity.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
It's all sort of fruity. But it's like generic fruity sugar. Yeah,
and he just ruined my day. Smaller versions of of that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Because it's it's not Eminem's. Eminem's are obviously not different flavors.
It's chocolate. But there's I know there was something that
went viral like last year about it. No, because skittles
are different flavors. Skittles are all I think skittles are
all like the same.

Speaker 1 (01:02:44):
You can just get different kinds of skittles.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
Yeah, you can get souris.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
That's I think that's what it was. Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
A different.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
There was something though that's color coordinated like that, and
everyone thought was different flavors growing up, but it's not.
I don't know. I've I feel like that's that's a
bullshit lie. They should be able to do that. If
you're gonna make it different colors, I think it needs
to be different flavors. It would probably help cut down
on childhood.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Like this loop is blueberry and this loop is strawberry.
Because unless they do that, they're just like these are
fruit loops, the loops that taste like fruit. If they
don't specify that this one is this kind and this
so it ain't. They're clear legally.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
They are, but it's a gray zone of like like
what do you what are you doing? What they're doing it?
I just don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
I get you. I get you on that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
They can just start selling loops. Yeah I can't call
them fruit loops anymore. There is loops.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
I probably told her on this podcast before there's a
girl I went to high school with it. She could
tell you the color of the eminem if you blindfolded her,
like you could just give her an eminem and she
would tell you what color it was.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
She could taste the dies. I feel like she could
see through the blindfold.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
No, we tried, believe it. We tried.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
We were in a sports marketing class and it was
like a talent and I didn't have a cool talent.
But she was like, I can tell what color and
eminem is just by tasting it. And we were like, well,
they all taste the same. She's like, but I can tell.
And she said when she was a little kid that
she was obsessed with sorting eminem's. So she would get
him and she would all sort him up into different
colors and just touch I could taste the differences and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
The dies she should have been on.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Remember, she was like ten out of ten every single time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
I think it was like Discovery Channel they had Stanley's Superhumans.
They would just go around and find people that had
shit like that. Like one kid, like it was just
the way he sweated. I guess his skiny game was
slightly more sticky. But they thought he was magnetic because
like his VI or someone was like abnormally strong, and
they it was all these people that just had like
slightly higher senses than the rest of the people.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
Yeah, she should have been on that. She's had like
super taste, bud.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It's like I have a superpower. It's the most useless
one you've ever heard of.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
Though, every single time I every single time I see
an eminem, I think of Megan.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
I'm like, Megan knows what she would know?

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
What color is?

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
She married? Because I I would like to potentially have
superhero genes in my genes. I think she is. Damn it,
I think she is.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
But yeah, all of the fruity pebbles and fruit loops
are the same flavor or like it's just a generic flavor, right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
I don't know why I don't like that, but I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Because it seems like they should be different. But like,
I've never really thought about it, but yeah, I think
they are.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
That everything I loved as a child is just slowly being.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
Once you pull the curtain back and you really see
how something's made, it really teaches you.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
You really see the wizard behind the curtain.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Yep, yep, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
This question is from Kelly, Just Kelly, and Kelly says,
should I be concerned that my roommate is a witch?

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
I got paired with the random roommate who moved in
a bunch of weird, witchy shit, and I asked her
what it was. She told me that she just started practicing.
Other than that, she seems cool. I'm just not sure
what I've gotten myself into. Should I move?

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
No, you should not move. You should do everything in
your powers to become good friends with this because you
don't know what kind of witch is she gonna be
Sabrina the teenage witch? Is she gonna be one of
the Sanderson's sisters.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Yeah, you definitely don't want to cross her.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Don't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
I was gonna say that. I was gonna say, like,
if there's a way you could find a way to
move and just like be like, ah, you know what,
my parents aren't gonna or I don't know if this
is a random movement. Makes me think it's college probably,
But like if you're like, oh, my parents aren't gonna
pay for this apartment, I gotta go somewhere cheaper, you know,
like you got it. You can't tell her like I
think that you are a witch and that scares the

(01:06:29):
fuck out of me. Like you don't want to show
up as like an enemy on a radar, because then
you could be cursed. You could have it. She could
do witch shit.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
She probably prefers the term wickan, by the way, you
might want to get comfortable.

Speaker 1 (01:06:38):
With that term, or is it pagan.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
That's one of those things that like only chicks can do,
Like you're gonna have like a college room man. He's like, yeah, dude,
I'm really into.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
H I'm a wizard.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
I'm I'm a I'm really into the wicked arts. I'm
a witch. Like I guess I would make him a wizard.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
And really get into wizardry. Brill You're like, you're fucking
it's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
It's like witchcraft and astrology. It's only for the gals.
Men can't do that shit because you're just like, dude,
you're trying way too hard to get late.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
I think most dudes just don't take you seriously, like, yeah,
that's the guy, like this is the astrology guy.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
No, dude who's into that stuff does it for other dudes?
You're doing it just so you can find women that'll sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
With you, probably because you just make up the astrology. Yeah,
the astrology said that you should fuck me tonight. Where
are you fucking our shockers?

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
Are so aligned. We should probably take peyote and do
it nude in my bed under the covers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Yeah, you're a virgin. I'm a piscapalion. Like this is perfect.
I'm a hufflepuff too. Let's go No, but like i'd say,
befriender someone, dude. Sabrina the teenage witch, super cool fucking witch.
What's your name from Idria? Well she was a genie.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Bewitched witch adjason, but not ask her if she can
wiggle her nose?

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
What about Bellatricks the strange? You don't want that kind witch?

Speaker 3 (01:07:48):
Harmione Granger great good witch. We're just naming like everything else,
there's there's good witches, bad witches, but like the good
witches are super fucking cool.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
But I just think, like you, this is one of
it's like you don't know if like you say the
wrong thing at some point, like she gets mad you
don't put your dishes up, and then she's gonna like
when like when she could probably just use your witchcraft
to clean the dishes on her own. So actually you
should never have to, but like worry about doing dishes
because just do your witchcraft.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Ship. Just be careful if you can't find your crock pot.
Do not use her cauldron. No cauldrons that could fuck
with the flavors. That's a big bug of boo.

Speaker 1 (01:08:22):
Don't use that. Yeah, yeah, but I would if it
was me, I would try and find a way out
of there. But just be like, oh, you know, I
got to move all the way across campus. I got
I got it on campus job, and I just ca
it's easier, the commute's easier.

Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Like you find an easy way back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Hey would love to, you know, like get together, hang
out or something later, Like you seem like a really
great girl, I say.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
Run with it. Start calling her Glinda, like that's your nickname,
you're name.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
You might piss her off and then she cursed, But
like what if she wants to be a bad witch,
She's like, don't you dare call me just curses?

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
Give their friends names. I don't know. I feel like
you should.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I think part of the reason I think guys are
friends just their entire lives, because once you give a
dude a nickname, you're just together for life. Yeah, because
that nickname, especially if it sticks, they can't just be like, oh,
it was a guy I knew thirty years ago. We're
not friends anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Sorry, Yeah, we were no longer pals.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
It's always weird when like you run into a dude
like ten years later and he's not going by the
nickname because nobody's called him that in like ten years,
which makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
You're not Chuck. What? Yeah, Robert, what do you think?
What would you do in this? In this if you
were in Kelly's situation, you get a witch roommate.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
Witchy stuff concerns me? Yeah, what is that define?

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
I need you to follow up and like, let like,
what witchy shit did she move in?

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
I'm thinking like a cauldron. Cauldron's thinking like dusty books.
That could just be school books either way. You guys
said you don't like read like spiders and jars.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
Yeah, check the books. If there's one book that has
an eye in the middle of it and the eyes
looking get out, that's bad witch.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
She has like a raven in a cage?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
Maybe that would be a maybe like a bottomless bag
that she just pulls things out of multiple skulls.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Does she have a cat that talks?

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Yeah? Cool, kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
If there's another cool cat that talked, was it sale
most and the other cat? Yeah, he was a bad
warlock got in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
He just turned into that. But you would you're not
staying though, are you? You're getting out?

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
No? I mean this is the only people that are
staying a white pople. This, This is some white people
ship to do or deal with.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
But just like you make her mad one time and
she curses you and you're done. If she really is
as good of a witch as you think she might be.

Speaker 3 (01:10:50):
I said, take a chance. Why not?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
I say, yet, I think you got bounced. But you
gotta be polite about bats and be like, it's not you,
it's me.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
That's how you know I'm super white. I'm like, yeah,
live the witch. What's the worst that could happen?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Or can you yourself? Then start practicing and then sabotage
her spells?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Yeah, you might want to quietly learn some counter spells.

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Yeah, she's already got a head started on, you know,
an out power.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
For she could be.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
You know, it'd be really funny next time you did
started practice started, next time you walk in the apartment
and she's there, just god, And if she doesn't laugh
at that, then you got to move because you're like,
if you if this is something you're getting into and
you can't have a sense of humor about it, and
you kill her and then I can't live.

Speaker 1 (01:11:31):
We're on the hook for murder.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
It's not real if we understand that witch g she
doesn't know that letter. I know.

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
I think, I think you just gotta stay away from this.
This is something we avoid. People tend to stay away
from witches.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
That wears a cape in high school.

Speaker 1 (01:11:52):
Yeah, people tend to say tend to stay away from
people in capes and witches.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Probably for good reason. But yeah, there's that one in
a million chance she's a cool witch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
One in a million. But also, like, your roommate is
still witch or practicing, and she told you if she
straight up told you, I just started practicing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Yeah, it might be hard to bring guys around that too,
if you're trying to get them back to the place afterwards.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Hey, what is your roommate boiling? It smells awful. She's like,
I don't know, she's making polyjuice potion or some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Why do you have toad warts in a jar?

Speaker 1 (01:12:23):
I don't She's trying to lure these fucking two kids
here to eat them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
I don't know his Handzel and Greta or some shit.
Like that, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Luckily she's busy on a boat somewhere right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
Yeah, yeah, I think you gotta get out of there, Kelly.
Then you gotta get out of there. But honestly, you can't.
Coming to us probably the best place you could have gone.
Two or three dudes on on a podcast, Definitely the
best experts on what to do with witches. Fuck yeah,
please hit us up with any more witch questions you have,
Kelly at Please give us update. Yes, let us know

(01:12:56):
you're okay, let us know you're okay. Just put on
put on Wicked. She starts, see how she reacts. She
starts leaving a lot of candy out for you to eat,
and you feel the.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Pounds candy that she's leaving. She's fat in worrying.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
Yeah, I wouldn't wear ruby red slippers around her.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
They protect you, don't they.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
I just take you home. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
I don't fucking because the whitch couldn't take them off
of her.

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Okay, Yeah, I don't know. My wife watched Wicked and
I just kind of part of it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Nailed it fl.

Speaker 1 (01:13:29):
BA all right. Next question is from Alex oh Hat
Alex with under one on ex Alex those says power
rank these snakes. He gives us rattlesnake, Cobra, Anaconda, snakes
on a plane, and Slytherin House.

Speaker 3 (01:13:45):
That actually gave me a chill up my spine, just
as you started naming snakes snakes. I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
So Robert, you first number five, I'm going with anaconda.
That's the last last place snake.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
Yeah, your power rank is so you your favorite is
the number one, right, Okay, okay, okay, yeah, this isn't
like which was a powerful snake thinking that Yeah they
didn't say powering.

Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
No, we're not poweranking their power.

Speaker 5 (01:14:16):
So number five and Conda, huge snake, scary. Number four,
I'm going.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
I was thinking what does the most damage? But this
is your power rank.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Okay, I'm going with cobra. Number three, I'm going rattlesnake.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Oh, I hate everything about this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Number Number two, I'm going snakes on a plane. And
number one, I'm going Slytherin.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
House, sotherin, snakes on a plane, rattlesnake, cobra, and Conda.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Yeah, I'll go next five, four and three could all
be a tie for me. We'll go which what do
I hate them all. Go to Rattlesnake. Five. I hate
that one the most. Like you hear it and you
just instantly shit your pants.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
That's kind of the coolest part about it, at least
with a rattle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:08):
I'll go. But like, even though you might think, oh,
it gives you a warning, it's not a good warning.
I'm probably just gonna pass out and then it's gonna
bite me and I'm gonna die anyway, But then I'll
just be covered in poop, and that's not a good
way to be found.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Four I'll go Ana Conda because it's gonna squeeze me
to death and that's horrible and it's also giant and
terrifying and everything about it is scary. Okay, it haunts
my fucking nightmares. I keep seeing snake videos lately too,
and I hate it. I can't swipe past it. I'm terrified.
Three I'll go Cobra just because you if you swee

(01:15:42):
past it, I don't know, man, I just my fear
of snakes is so irrational.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Like, yeah, it is pretty.

Speaker 3 (01:15:48):
It's like even a little garter snake that's like four
inches long. If I see it, I will take off running.
The other direction, okay, like it's I can hate them.
I'll go Cobra three just because I won't see it coming.
So if it gets me, I feel like that it's
gonna act really quick the venom and I'm ana die
faster and like I have less time of fe uh.

(01:16:11):
Two snakes on the plane, I mean, you gotta love
fucking Samuel Jobs awesome. And one Slytherin just like I'm
pretty sure I would be a Slytherin okay, and he'd
be Hufflepuff. I could honestly see myself being any of them,
Like I like to think deep down on virtues, so
maybe Gryffindor, but like I'm kind of a dick, but

(01:16:31):
I also don't give a ship, so probably Hufflepuff and
I'll be raven Claw I don't know much about. But
like they also seem like they just don't like the
other three houses and they're just like ship so I
could definitely do that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
They're like the cooler Hufflepuffs.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
I feel like huffle Puffs are the Stoners, raven Claws
are just like the Loners. Probably Okay, so I was like,
what is like the I guess I.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
So five, I am gonna go with snakes on a
plane is the movie people made fun of.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Not that powerful of snakes, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
It was very big in the cultural get though formula.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Cobra tough, but like I've seen a mongoose take a
cobra out a couple of videos I've seen before.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Anything with has a lot of horse power, right, anything
with like goose in the name taking out you just
I lose a little respect for you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:27):
Uh No, you're just gonna disrespect goose from top gun
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Well, but like how'd that go?

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
How'd that go?

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
It was faulty equipment is how that went?

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
Training exercise? It'd be like that training exercise Probably wasn't that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
That's because the other pilot was a dick and got
him in the jetwash. Should have never been that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:49):
Yeah, I mean Captain not Captain Phillips. Captain Sally landed
with geese like they're notanous.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
The jetwash not a big component, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
So I'm gonna go cobra for rattlesnake three because of
the like it's just scarier.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
They have a little element of scariness. Two am gonna
go Ana conda.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
You would think anakna would be one on this, but
what anaknas don't have. They're bigger, they're scary, they could
suffocate you dead. They just swallow a hole. But Slytherin,
I feel like Voldemort's pet was the ant conda, wasn't it. Yeah,
or a big python or whatever it was. There was
actually not a basilisk pretty much an anakin.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
The basilisk was the big snake. The geary was it
was actually a person that was an animal form to
become his pet, but also was a hohore crucks from
some very power something like that. Also, Slytherin, wizards, That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:18:44):
I'm saying, Like a wizard can fuck up an anaconda
with wizardry, you know, like it's like, oh not not
just Slytherin, like the whole house.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
They can into a like freaking what do you call it?
Blue animal?

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Yeah, it's they want So it's just a it's a
house full of wizards against the snake. I'm gonna take
the house full of wizards and witches. So yeah, Slytherin, anaconda, rattlesnake, cobra,
snake's home plane. That's what I had. This is a
good power ranking, very good power power rankings.

Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
I just can we not talk? No more snakes, snakes,
only snakes. Now, I'm a snake.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I'm a snake, all right. Next up is from Darren Casey,
who writes in and says, what are you doing when
the Aliens finally show up on Earth? Are you fighting them?
Are you joining them? Or are you doing something else?
What is your plan of action?

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
I mean, I'd like to say I'm gonna fight them,
but so I guess in this one they're bad aliens
because it's only fight, join or I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I don't know. Do you like, because I mean, if
they come down to Earth, are you like? What's up? Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Football? Right away? That's what I was. That's absolutely what
I was going to say. I was like, hey, you
can't wipe us out if you see how jpe this
game is. This is football. We watch it and it's cool.
And this is is beer. We drink it and it
makes us happy sometimes or really sad. But we can
also do this. This is what we do every.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Saturday and Sunday and some Thursdays and Mondays and even
Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Sometimes if we're lucky and we do
this and then they'll be like, what do you mean
this is it?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Like, yeah, dude, it's it. And then what happens when
it's over.

Speaker 1 (01:20:18):
We're usually really sad because our team loss, but then
we just wait and we look forward to next Sunday
so we can do it all over again.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
And they're like, all right, the Rocks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
And I think if you showed an alien red zone,
even with commercials, because they don't know any other version
of red zone, that they'd be this Rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
They also might have more eyes, so they might be
able to have an eye on each screen, which would
be really good for them. Yeah, that zone.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
They could explain it better to like what happened on
that you have multiple eyes, you can tell.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Me if they are hostile. I mean, I'm probably just
gonna Joe join the front lines, so it like looks
like I'm joining, but I know I'm gonna die right away.
I don't want to drag this out. Let's just fucking
end it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
If they are hostile, I'm still gonna try and show
the football because I feel like that you might be like,
you know what, we were gonna murder all of you.
But this is a really cool sport.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Because then it'd be honestly, I should treat this like
the machines to be, like, listen, I want to be
your pet. I'll sell out so many people and help
you guys achieve your goals. Just leave football and whiskey
in baseball, like, just leave the sports around. Make that
be the last thing you get rid of. I'll be
your pet. I'll hang out with you guys. Just let
me have some fun on the way out. Can you
imagine they totally sell out to the human race so fucking quick?

(01:21:23):
I know you would.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Can you imagine if like the US was the second
place that they landed. They were like, you guys will
not like you should be like, yo, bro, you know, blurt, blurt,
this is a fucking this is this is football, this
is NFL football. And they're like, well, this is fucking awesome.
You won't believe this dumb shit we just saw in
India they called it cricket. Yeah, this is like, this
is way better at cricket. And they're like, yeah, that

(01:21:44):
shit sucked. If we're gonna attack anybody, we're gonna make
allies with the US because they don't fucking play cricket.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
God, damn it. I just realized we have to put
an NFL team in Europe because what if this happens.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
No, No, they would just come here and they make this
place a way cool.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
If they land in Europe and they try and sow
them soccer first, though, we're fun, not great. This is
the most popular sport on your planet, and it ends
and ties most of the time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:08):
Yeah, but then they'd be like, what's the best country
in the like the US, Like, well, let's go check
that out for a year, right fall.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
If they land in Europe, Europe's not gonna say that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Who has anybody beat you guys in a war anytime
in the history of this and like, well the United
States did actually one time. I'm like, well, let's go there.
That's obviously the alphas in the world. And then in
this world and they come meet us and we show
them football, and they're like, you know what, let's stay here.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
You know who we just have to send as our ambassador.
We gotta send John Gruden. John Gruden will get anybody
into loving football.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Robert, what would you do you fighting?

Speaker 5 (01:22:42):
I would absolutely ignore them for as long as possible.
I was just keep living my normal life. I'm like,
you guys, deal with whatever this is. I'm just gonna
deal with whatever whatever, Like if they're good, if they're bad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
It's gonna happen regardless.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
Ye, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna keep doing me.

Speaker 1 (01:23:00):
You guys, you guys figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
I would try and do that, but I'd be dragged
into it by people. I know. I know it. I
always conation is my main thing. It's not, but then like, no,
non confrontation is totally my thing. Confrontation is yours. I
ignore everything until the last possible fucking.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
And then you get very confrontational.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Really with myself, I just get mad. I internalize everything.
That's what I do, you know what.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
I just also thought like they would help us with
the aliens in this, like when red Zone ends, not
to get back on red Zone, but when red Zone ends,
they just have like join us next week for another
Sunday of red Zone. Why does red zone? Like if
you pay for the channel, why does red not just
start over? How sick would it be to go home?

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And they're in your lunch break. They're just like it's
the third quarter of the Bengals Jags game, and like yeah,
Joe Burrow just went down with an injury, and now
Jake Browning comes in and this is what's going on,
jamr Chase touchdown pass.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Because if they if you want to watch it again,
they want you to pay for the service that lets
you watch the all twenty two and get replays and
all that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Right, But I'm just saying I've already paid for the
red zones. Just showed me the exact red Dune broadcast
over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
Buddy. They just put ads on there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
They're not I know, I know, but wouldn't that be
sick to all week long? Just like regular like a
Tuesday afternoon. Just throw on red Zone.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
This is how you get us back. Put red Zone
on repeat, just rerun it like I'm you don't have
to do anything else. Just all right, well red Zone.
That's that was Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:24:25):
That's every touchdown from all of the games today that
you have seen.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
We'll see you next Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Have nine games in the morning and then three in
the afternoon.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Yeah, Well, the credits roll and then they just restarted again.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
It's like good morning, seven hours of football starts now
and then you just watch it from the first kick
and like just when that's over, run it back. It's
just seven hours over and over and over and over
and over and over and over again. Yo, you put
the commercials in it. Now, just keep the same commercials
you put in there. Run them back.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
Yeah, you're double dipping, triple dipping.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
Just do it, dude, Like that would be such a good, like,
no think thing to have on the background if you're
getting ready, you're cooking, whatever, Just we throw a red
zone on from fucking Sunday and just like oh shit,
yeah that was a stick touchdown.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
Or maybe like the next day. It's all that. But
like with director's commentary of somebody actually breaking down the place,
like they dub over Scott Hansen, it's somebody being like,
all right, so the left guard here is pulling buh.
That would be cool. But also then they'd be like, wait,
we can just charge people for this.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Yeah, no, like don't. We don't need to overthink it.
Just give me the exact same broadcast. I just want
to have it on in the background over and over
and over again. There is one option, just run it
and run it as a loop.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
I mean, if if you actually have like the full
YouTube TV I think is what it require. I was
gonna say, you could record it and.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Then right back, but like then let's work on my end.
I'm saying, like that's the beauty of it, Like I
don't have to think. I turn it on and it's
just rerunning. Because now when something away, give us something back.

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Now, when you turn red Zone on, it's just like
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundu.
Tune in on Sunday at noon for another fun Sunday
of red Zone. Just if that channels on, like that,
just throw something on. Just give me what I already saw.
And then like if I've never seen red Zone before,
like this is kind of sick, maybe I'll get this.

(01:26:07):
I'll subscribe to this. And it's like you want to
watch next week's you gotta have red zone, red Zone.
You gotta be paying for it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
That would be so great.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
That's just it is the easiest fix for red Zone.
When it's like there should not ever be a dead
air channel on TV. Just rerun what you had.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
No, we haven't had a dead air channel except for
red Zone fucking years. Except for red Zone.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
And like even if you just have the countdown, Like
they don't even start the countdown till five to ten
minutes four have the countdown.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
That would be better than just nothing the six days.

Speaker 1 (01:26:39):
Or you could have a little box on the rerun
that just has the countdown to football. That'd be cool
because really it just count down to thirsdy Sunday. No,
it's just a kind of out of Sunday because that's
when because.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
It is only the red zone channel.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Yeah, but I would watch seven hours of random football if.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
I just had just had on the background. The NFL
really needs us. They're not making any money. But we
should have told him to be like listen forget or
maybe next year we can get into be like, okay,
you know what instead of like the commercials we're talking to,
just sell a sponsorship. Put Geico on that fucking for

(01:27:16):
the entire day. But it's not a commercial, but the
screen always says Geico somewhere or All State or fucking whatever.
Just sell the exclusive red zone rights every week to somebody,
and that's fine. Companies would totally do that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
Obviously it's not fine, but like, I'm okay watching it
was just one thing on that because can.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
You imagine how jacked up a corporation would be to
be able to like and they don't tell anyone in
this week seven hours of commercial free football brought to
you back again by fucking talkies, yeah or whatever. Come
then then everyone would be like, we fucking love talkies
because they gave us commercial free football.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
Yeah, but really, just rerun it. Just rerun it over
and over and over again.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
See it's like it's like three point whatever times a day.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Just run the same broadcast from Sunday. Like I'm not
asking you to repackage it in any way. Just stop
starting again, right, and.

Speaker 3 (01:28:12):
Then it hit those last like two plus hours that
are left over, just just like a hyper speed of it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
No, it's just you run the same thing. It's always
just the same broadcast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
No one has guess the time. It would pretty much fright.

Speaker 1 (01:28:25):
And then oh it's the middle of the broadcast from
last week when NFL Sunday starts, no countdown clock.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Go, that's fine, you know what we're here for. That'd
be great, all right. I'm just saying I.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Would rather watch a rerun of Red Zone than a
rerun of a random game that I don't care about,
because then it like red Zone jumps around en. After
I'm like, oh, yeah, you're right, Let's check this out.
Let's check out the Bills game. See what happened with
Josh Allen and just jumps around? All right? Where was
there was an alien question that we got to red
zone back again?

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
On the show.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
We would show the aliens red zone.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Especially during football every show the Football.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
All right, last question this week we got. This one
is from Aiden R. And Aiden says, what are fighting words?

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
What are the actual words?

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
I hate football? That's fighting words.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
I was initially thinking fighting words would probably be slurs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
Well, I think if if you had to narrow it
down to like, if there's one term that's fighting words,
it's cocksucker. That's like that, although we probably want to
start fights. Uh yeah, especially if there's any umpire, Like
that's the thing in baseball, that's the no no word.
Can't use that with umpires and they can't actually fight you,
so they throw you out, but then they usually causes
a fight.

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
That's true. Yeah, fighting words. I would initially be like,
if you had just had to pick a group, it's
like probably slurs. Those are probably gonna get you to
get in an altercation faster. Than others.

Speaker 4 (01:29:47):
So I would recommend not doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
But it's really just any words that are trying to
debate somebody into wanting to fight you your sister's ass. I
heard you a little bit like, that's a fight and
those are fighting words.

Speaker 3 (01:30:01):
Fuck your mom?

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
Yeah, those are fighting words.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
Hey, you want to fight me? Those are fighting words.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
There's different degrees if actually every word is technically a
fighting words, just what degree of fighting words is.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
It and how you say it could be different? Hey hey, yeah,
very different fight fighters right there. Hey buddy, Oh, the
buddy's a big one. Hey buddy, Hey buddy, whoa Well,
this guy's trying to fight. I could also say, hey buddy,
and it be fighting words because it's a dog I'm talking.
He was like, I want to wrestle you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Yeah, but it's not like it's not a fight fight.
It's like wrestling, fun wrestling.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
It's true. I don't fight dogs.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
So yeah, just any words it trying to bait you
into a fight, or you're trying to bait somebody else
into a fight.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Back in the day, yellow called dog holiday yellow. It
was yellow yellow. That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
What are yellow?

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
I'm not trying to culturally appropriate their accent, though, I
like saying yellow or if you're Marty McFly, that's that's
the fighting word.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Nobody calls me yellow chicken. Yeah, nobody calls Martiny may
Fly chicken.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
I think he did call him yellow in the Old West,
but he called him chicken before that. What are you
yellow's fight words? We should start bringing calling people yellow
back though, dude, you're fucking yellow.

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Dude, it sounds sounds pretty yellow at.

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
You know who's yellow? Gavin Adcock. Zach Bryant jumped defence
and try. He was like, he was like security, go
get in. Just another douchebag country singer that sucks, but
it's famous for his name. Gavin Adcock. He like got
famous because like at his concerts, they just like throw
beers like foll beers and spray people with beers.

Speaker 1 (01:31:35):
And that's what they used to say in a room
full of woman like, how can we make this better
than the ladies would like? Ad Cock? We are having
fun here, we are having fun.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
It's like wres WrestleMania at a gang bang. The next
guy I just went Gavin ad Cock.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
Yep, yep. So yeah, fight woods is pretty much just
anything anybody's saying to try and piss you off. And
there's like no specific words, but there's definitely some words
you got to think off the top of your yeah,
or fucking no penalty DPI, even the George Chickens, fucking
punched in the face beforehand, fucking fucking stupid idiots. Great questions, everybody.

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