Pass The Gravy #635: In Da Club Indiana (with Mo Lunsford)

Alex and Robert welcome Mo Lunsford to a special episode of the podcast! They talk about Indiana, radio, and therapy. They also power rank accents.


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @RealRadioMo, @AlexJMiddleton, @RobertBarbosa03, and @NotPatDionne

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder the Top and lead spread. As we listen,
it's a past the grave, Grave we go and fishing
for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go ahead and let camp. We'll get rich.
Today's bitch.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Gravy, Gravy, gravy good?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
It is Past Gravy episode six hundred and we're not
sure this is our break glass in case Alex's wife
has a baby episode. So we're gonna.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
We're banking this one, as they call it in the biz.
Robert's gonna put this one in the can. And then
when I said Robert, go, he's gonna release it to
the world. So you don't know that, but you will
now that you're watching him. I am Alex with my
good friend Robert the Hog Barbosa jokes and joining us today.
Very special guests, special, very very very special guests. We

(01:05):
got MO, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Guess?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
How's it going? So good?

Speaker 6 (01:10):
Truly an honor to be here, you like on.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
An emergency podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
I'm your s O S anytime you need me, I
got your back.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, okay, every baby, I have I have a MO podcast. Yes,
what is what last name do you go by publicly?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
I am MO Lunsford. Okay, that's what My children have
a different last name, and I try to keep that private, right.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's why I was like, I'm not gonna shout out
my name my husband, your email is yes.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
But I was like, I don't know. Women are a
lot different with their radio names and dudes. I mean,
I really don't. I really don't care if people find me,
but what.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
You I like to have something that makes sense, one
thing private and it's my kid's last name makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Is this the first podcast you've ever done? No? No,
it's the best though. Okay, yes, answer, that's a great answer.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
I've listened to your podcast a couple of time times. Yeah, yes,
I always see the funny like memes pop up, so
it makes me want to.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Watch we get you with the memes. Yeah yeah, maybe
they're not that bad exactly. TikTok's just mean.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
And you've also opened like a new me. I never
listened to podcasts before, but since I subscribed and liked yours,
I get like all these other ones that are targeted
to me. I guess for some of these like right,
so I'm like, oh, that's interesting. So, yeah, I see
a lot more in the world because of you.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
We changed the game past. That's what we do.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
So if you do not listen to The rod Ryan Show,
which I think we have a pretty good crossover of people,
listen to The rod Ryan Show.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Moe is the new cost of The rod.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Ryan Show and she is from Indonesia.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
India.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
I don't even know where Indonesia.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Oh, it wasn't it was Indiana. Classic mix up because
I had a whole I had a whole fun facts
about Indonesia.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Is gonna ask you about what do you know about Indiana?
Alex Indian?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Oh, I don't know too much about It's got Santa
Claus Indiana.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Yes, we have a theme park there and it's like
the place we would go in the summer. And it's
called Holiday World and each different section of the theme
park is a different holiday. Also fun fact. They have
free drinks with refills and free sunscreen.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Free sunscreen.

Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, it's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
They got big SPF girl.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
You know me, I'm not very good about wearing sunscreen.
My children do wear sunscreen. Ye, yes, in case CPS
comes for me, my children do wear sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
Indiana it is the It's known as the covered bridge
capital of the world.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
That fun fact, we do have an Amish population.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I'm aware. Okay, what are your thoughts on the Amish? Uh?
You they don't listen, do you?

Speaker 6 (03:49):
They might listen.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I don't think they're allowed.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Well, they might be in like their telephone booth in
the back of their property, which those exist.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, yeah, I did not know that they.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Do some secret stuff that we're not allowed to talk about.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
All I do though, is that I saw the other
day somebody was like, look the homage in Pennsylvania even
or they have eagle stickers. They get it. And I
was like, they can't fucking watch football. They can't watch
the Well, they're not allowed. They're not all the bandwagoner
what they are. Take it when one fucking championship and
look we're an Eagles.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I was like, no, you're not.

Speaker 6 (04:20):
Where do they put these stickers?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I was on the back of the little horse wagons. Yeah,
literally a bandwagoner.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
I've definitely you will see. Yeah, you see them driving
in their horse and buggies on the road.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Stuck behind them and then you're like, we know how
to pass them.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
But there's often accidents like I'll be doing the traffic reporting.
Buggy accident.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
We got two horses and one buggy down.

Speaker 6 (04:45):
Buggy down. That's sad but true. And you know, I
mean power to them.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
You do you what is your favorite thing about Indiana?

Speaker 6 (04:55):
The sports?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Sports?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Who's your one one?

Speaker 6 (04:58):
I mean, I'm a Peyton mann and girl. Okay, so
he built the second baldest Manning but brought it right.
He's the only one I haven't met, Peyton.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Can you introduce me to Eli? Sure?

Speaker 6 (05:09):
Yeah, no big deal please? Yeah, I mean I would
love to. There's nothing that would make me happier. That's
I met the mom, the dad, there's another brother. Yeah,
I kind of geeked out. We get to see a
lot of celebrities on our line of work, right, and
we're in like the same room as cool people. And
I was a Super Bowl when it was here in Houston,
and I saw the brother and the dad at that

(05:29):
super Bowl and my co hosts were like, you've never
freaked out like that before? We would he saw them
Manning Like that was.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Just I feel like that, I don't even know you.
My most geeked out too, right, Like I would die
for you, Manning. I would die for.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Really, I would also die for Jackson Dart now I've
decided that he's your new Like five athletes I would
probably die for, and those.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Are two of them.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
Who are the other three?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Derek Jeter, No way, it's another one, And I'd like
to like save some other ones, okay, fair like Jared
Bowen for west Ham I would die for.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
You would like jump in front of if it.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Meant like that, like they went on to win because
of me? Like do not, Like, wouldn't that be a
cool way to go? Like Alex died, but because Alex
died the Giants won a Super Bowl? You're like, well,
I would always be Tombstone would say that they won
because he died.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
How are we going to introduce you to Eli?

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Hopefully this happens before that.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
What's he doing?

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
So my my circled on the calendar is that sam
Houston State plays ut Okay in like the week before
I was supposed to give birth. You're joking, it's fine
as in Austin. No way, obviously, Sam Houston Harvard to
the Southeast.

Speaker 6 (06:39):
And I just saw that Texas was ranked number one.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
Yeah, Samuson is not. But that's that's fine. And really
like that's that's a good way to link up with Eli.
It's probably gonna be a blowout.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I'll be like, Hey, Arch isn't playing, But while Arch
isn't playing, can I talk to you about how much
I loved your game?

Speaker 6 (06:55):
Is it for sure that he'd be at that game?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
I think it is. I'd like to think so like closest,
that's your next chance. That's that's where I'm circling.

Speaker 6 (07:02):
Okay, wait, but what does your wife say about this?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
If it's Eli? I think she'd let me. Really. I mean,
you could drive back pretty fast if you have, I
would yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:11):
Yeah, And it's a second kid.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Second kid?

Speaker 6 (07:14):
Did they come fast?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
The other one is sort of named after Eli, so
like el El Eli if she was a boy.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
You have to go to the game. Hey, you know
what if you're at the game, I can go to
the hospital with your wife.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
There you go.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
I told you your lifeline, Roy, that's perfect tech.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
We got all figured out. Like I'm meeting. It's going
to bring good luck to our kid. But you got Mo,
she's gonna Yeah, but your mom most she's much calmer
than she had two kids.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah, actually Mo gets exactly. I don't know what it's
like to give birth.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
I got a vague idea. I was there the first
time you were Yeah, that was there the whole time
I was breathing. I was pushing.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I was telling her to push emotional support sleep.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
Oh sleeping. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
I was dismissed it. I'm like a super casual kind
of person, and so I wasn't like super dramatic. And
he was just over there laying down, and the nurses like, hey,
it's time, and he's like what what what what?

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Because a lot of times you don't know if it's someone.
The second we walked into the hospital, I was like,
all right, it's go time. They're like, no, no, y'all
are gonna we're gonna do this. We're gonna do this,
We're gonna do this. Now we're gonna move in a
different room. Yep, now're gonna do this. No, that's probably
gonna be tomorrow.

Speaker 6 (08:20):
And it was your first time, so you had no
clue what to expect.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Yeah, you didn't bring food or anything like that.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
So now you're not even gonna go.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, well I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go unless they
get media at the same time, but like she's not
gonna go and she would have to go into labor
early that time.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Okay, it was late the second time.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Do it? How do you delay labor?

Speaker 6 (08:37):
I think you have to do all the opposite of
what you do to try and induce it.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
So not walk at all, no wianering.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, that is a okay, we'll look into all that
and do the opposite.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
Okay, I'll make a list episode of the Office and
I'll be there.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Because they eat spicy foods, I think stick spicy foods
up your butt.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's the opposite of it. We're not gonna do that.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Your wife doesn't have a butt. Girls don't have butts.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Next subject, Okay, interesting conspiracy theory. Interesting. Let's go back
to the year two thousand and three. What was that
like for you?

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Okay, so I graduated from high school in five, right.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You're still in Indiana in two thousand.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
And three, Yes, in high school?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
In high school? What was the year two thousand? It
was like a great year. Do you remember it?

Speaker 6 (09:24):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I just wondered, like that was the same year the
Inda Club from fifty cent came out, and like, do
you think that that gave the state of Indiana a
little bit of a bumpkau Why it sounds the most
like the song then all the other states?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
What in the club Indiana? Oh my gosh, No, I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (09:41):
I never never thought about that.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's something sat with me forever.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
Have you ever eaten a chicken nugget from McDonald's and
noticed that their shaped like the state of Indiana? Some
might say a boot. I say the shape of Indiana.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Robert.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
If you had if I had to give you a
penning was like draw Indiana. What would you do? I
just told you a boot? You drop a boot?

Speaker 7 (10:05):
I do kind of like a rectangle with like maybe
like an extra point wrong.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Steak, That's what I would do. It's Nevada.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
It's up and down right, and then it's like a boot,
and then it's just like a little like a chicken
McNugget for McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't think they have a certain shape, do they
They're just little blobs.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
No, they're Indiana.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Let's go eat, Robert, go get a McDonald's right now,
get us some chicken nuggies. Do you read McDonald's very rarely? Yeah,
very rarely.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
You're a clean guy. I can get down on some McNuggets.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
I do like the you can tell by looking at me.

Speaker 6 (10:40):
But I don't skip a meal.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have you ever had the filial fish?

Speaker 6 (10:46):
When I was a child, that was my favorite?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Was it?

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I'm really embarrassed. Grandmammy would take me to McDonald's and
she'd be like, you want a happy meal? I said, now,
I want the fish sandwich.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
You questioned that, what kind of child you get a toy?

Speaker 6 (11:00):
Didn't even get it. I didn't care about the toy.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You get a toy.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
Grandmammy probably got the the kid's meal so that I
could still have the toy. Yeah, but I ordered the
fish repulsive.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't think I've ever had a filet of fish?
Why not? There's just something about like fast food fish
Long john Silvers. It's just like, I'm not going there.
It's delicious, I'm just not gonna do it. In Huntsville,
that was like the closest fast food place by me,
and I would just watch people, these like creatures walk
into there and be like, gross, I don't ever want
to associate with those people.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Do you look at me and think Long Johns a
little bit?

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
How you do?

Speaker 6 (11:32):
What about loubies? Would you order fish from Loubies.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I wouldn't order fish.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
The square fish is like what they're famous for. I
didn't know that you can buy it at the ground
Platters is with there, Let's go to Luby's after we
have to a church first, right, Like that's what Loubies.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I go to. It's like, we're going to Loubies. Shut
the fuck up and get a fucking thing. And I
could pick anything everything Loubies and then the poor version
of Luby's was right, I think.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Oh, yeah, yeah, which I don't know is the poor
version there?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Ours.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
We didn't have Loubies in Indiana. It's like a Texas thing.
I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
It might be another states, but definitely not Indiana. We
had Show.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
It wasn't a buffet football. We used to travel. We
would stop at Show.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
That was our church place. Red Lobsters a good church place.
And but if I think buffet, we had like Ponderosa
maybe have you ever heard of that? It's a similar
buffet situation.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Not my favorite, Robert was your top after church place?
Now that we're on that topic, Denny's. Yeah, wow, it's
like you thought breakfast time was over. No no, no, no,
thank good game no no no second breakfast? Would you
go Denny's over waffle house or I hop? I have

(12:54):
never been to waffle house. The house is to go
hash Browns then like maybe a fight.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Yeah, that's why you go, Like you go there where
you're like, obviously, I'm just gonna have very bad food
for me, but it's gonna taste delicious and there might be.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
A fun Beyonce. The later the better.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Heck yeah, because they were open twenty four hours, right.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I think I think they are still. Yeah, we used
to do that.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
We would go on spring break. Yeah, Panama City Beach.
It's like, yeah, waffle house. Where do y'all go to
on spring break? In high school? Baseball?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Did you play?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (13:27):
I did not. I was quit playing baseball early on,
but Galveston was kind of yeah. I was never really
there is a waffle house because it's right by the
Super eight. I would stay at the Superrio Way did though.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
It was more so college where you'd fit the like
eight people that came with you in one room.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
It costs like five bucks per person. Let's go and
then where we're gonna eat. We need a waffle house
twice today and the ambiance, yeah, I can get every
single time. Let's go to the beach. Then you go
to that whatever that place is, is the deck in Galveston,
I don't know. They're all kind of beach them. Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
You go to eat there and that's cheap, and then
you go back and sometimes you go Tortuga if you
want to spoil yourself.

Speaker 6 (14:15):
This is what our kids have to look forward to.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Yeah, one time for a spring bait, my friend thought
he was he was making some headway with one of
the girls that was working at Tortuga. She told us
to meet her and her friends someplace, and we went
to whatever the bar was with the pool, and they
never showed up. And I was like, well, she's not
gonna show up, you know that, right, she's working, she's
probably nice to everybody.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
She's working for the tap to come on. Nobody showed up.

Speaker 6 (14:39):
That was a pool in a bar workout.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Probably just like you'd think. We didn't get in it.
I didn't. I didn't go swimming. But you can see
people with bathing suits.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
You're like, it's that's not I often think about that
at the ballparks that have pools.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I'm like, hmmm, like the Diamondbacks stadium, you definitely have
to Jaguars have, at least they're used to. It's cool.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Never been to a game there.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I don't know I would watch a game in like,
but you like i'd have to be like you you are,
you got pool access. Yeah, you just know it's piss
the whole time, but like at a certain point you
gotta be like, it's chlorine.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
It's cooler than sitting in the outfield.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Like, watching a game in a pool is always fun.
That is fun, especially a minor league game. I don't
give a fun.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
That's true, all respect to the Space Cowboys. If you'd
like me to throw a first pitch, I will make
us go viral. Boys, I want to go.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
I've always said, just give me one shot at take
it at a minor league level, and I'm gonna make
the worst first pitch on Earth and then it'll go viral.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Be like, is this the worst first pitch ever? Because
I think a lot of times that people do.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
It, they try really hard.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, I've been working like like like a little behind
the scenes, Like I've got this thing. I can put
the ball like right here and just you sling it
at the last part, so it just goes all the
way to the other side, like it goes to like
the third baseline.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I practiced it. I practiced it.

Speaker 4 (15:53):
I have a guy down one hundred percent, but like
if you were like you could be throwing the first
pitch out, I would nail it.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Like third base didn't even look like he was trying
to throw it at home, but he was my friend
Alex a dyslexic throwing motion. I don't know where the
ball is gonna go.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Let's do it. I think you're about to get an invitation.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
I would like to if anybody from the Sugar Night
Space Cowboys would would like me, I got a guy,
we got this. Yeah, you made that happen. I would
like to do that. Okay, if you could also see
if it'd be like a cool night where they have
cool jerseys too.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
They have cool stuff. I saw Barbie Knights coming up.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I'll do it for Barbie Knight.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I feel like I'm probably not the key guy to
do it for Barbie Knight.

Speaker 6 (16:29):
Barbie would be.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
The only one Star Wars Night. Maybe is that your
JAMU with Star Wars. I so they have like they
always have cool jerseys on stories too.

Speaker 6 (16:38):
I go for Christmas.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
Yeah, where they have the best light. They did lights
in the ballpark really cool.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
They do a lot of cool events out there. Hashak
not an ad but it should be.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
I slept there before. I remember that.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
That was like one of my first days. Yeah, meeting you,
You're like, I'm gonna go camp I'm like.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
What, it wasn't really camping. It was just like there's
tents on like camping different, no fires for built.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're a big camper though, not though that's not what
I'm not a real thing. You can't with my friends.
I do like, I don't think that makes you a camper.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
I got in your backpack one.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
Almost people own tents, but like that doesn't make them campers.
Actually might, I don't. It might if your method of
like if your only domicile is a tent, are you
a camper or is that just where you live?

Speaker 6 (17:24):
Same with people that live at RV resorts? Are they
campers or do they live at an RV resort?

Speaker 1 (17:30):
You r V ers? Yeah, you're not traveling.

Speaker 6 (17:33):
I guess you could, though, just like a person that
lives in a mobile home park, they don't consider themselves campers.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, Robert looked up. Look that up? Will you look
that up? I just looked that up. I don't know
what what I google. I don't know what you call
people that live at mobile homes, but also sometimes RV parks.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
Are you a camper or are you a permanent resident?

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Did you call? Like when did they get called RV homes?
RV homes are not where people live mobile homes. Mobile
homes would be one that's like not on, like not stuck.
It can still move. But it's a mobile home park
like a trailer park.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Trailer park. Yeah, we always just call it trailer parks,
and now that it's an derogatory term.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
But I said mobile home. I think that might sound
a little nice.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Is it a trailer it's a trailer. I don't think
it's meant derogatory.

Speaker 6 (18:19):
And they've gotten really like plush, right, But there are
people that actually live at RV resorts.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
Full time. I know that there were like campgrounds.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
There's people that do that where like you can stay
for like an X amount of days, Like you can
stay for like thirteen days, but you can't stay for fourteen.
So then they can just go to the next one
and then come back right after that. It's just like
you can basically just flip flop.

Speaker 6 (18:40):
It might have been a COVID thing because everyone's working
remote now so that you can stay longer term at
an RV resort, which is one of my dreams bucket list.
I don't want to live full time, but I want
to live in an RV for like a little bit.

Speaker 4 (18:55):
Like if it could be like a road rules situation, yes,
or like also, we're gonna pull over here and we're
gonna make you do with competitions, and then maybe you
could kick out somebody in the RV because by after
like like day three, you're like, I fucking ready to
get this guy out of here.

Speaker 6 (19:09):
Did you do that on road Rules? You got to
kick people off? I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Then they vote people out, I don't remember. Maybe not.

Speaker 6 (19:15):
I think it was just you were stuck with them.
I have a friend that was on road Rules.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
I should text her. Vonn was on road Rule?

Speaker 6 (19:20):
Really, I remember you telling me that I got stuck
listening to his podcast because of your podcast.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Did you watch one with the Wristler? I don't know
what that means. What's the rizzle? The Wrizzler is the
kid from.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
Oh the bigger child that had never been to Disney.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
The Boom and Doom guys. He's like one of the
kids that now helps them. I'm not gonna explain the Wrissler.
You guys can look it up. Rizzler was on Theovonne's
podcast and he's the one that went goes to Costco,
one of the guys. Okay, you told me about his
Costco guy adjacent? You keep me so cool, Alex with
the kids are talking anyway.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Sure that the kids are talking about Like six months ago,
I just came out.

Speaker 6 (19:56):
I saw a video like a snippet of Theovonne and
that guy, but that's not the one I listened to.
He's like a twelve year old and he'd never been
to Disney and he was talking about it and he
said to Theovonne, I can't go to Disney. People would
just mob me. And I was like, what a.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Time to be alive, dude, is you're a twelve year
old that's like, I'm gonna get mobbed if I go
to Disney World.

Speaker 6 (20:12):
Also, they have like a VIP thing in Disney that
you can do child, because like everybody that's famous does it.
You don't see famous people just walking around like common folks.
They're like sneaking through the back.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Do you think Samuel Jackson fucking waits for Space Mountain?

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Thank you? Mister riz go to Disney be a child?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Is that his name, mister rizz Wrizzler, the Wrizzler?

Speaker 6 (20:32):
Yeah, so I watched THEOVONN once.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
That's what he does. Hees this watching the video version
YouTube dot com slash I Passy podcast. By the way,
share with a friend, Please comment your favorite Rizzler moment?

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Does he go to public school? I don't know things
I think about.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I always I always feel like that too, when you're like, man,
these kids, he doesn't know anything, right, he's famous already.

Speaker 6 (20:56):
Yeah, he has a lot of life to live.

Speaker 4 (20:58):
Sure there's downsides to it, but it seems like he's right,
very wealthy already.

Speaker 6 (21:01):
We used to call them child stars. Remember we worried
about people like Drew Barrymore. What is she going to
end up? You kind of hate Drew Barrymore, though I
don't like how intimate she is. Seems a little more
organic than I'm interested in. By organic, I mean like
maybe she doesn't worry deodorant.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I could see that, Like we were watching a little
behind the scenes the Rod Ryan Show. Rod watches the
view it's on in the studio, puts it on every day,
though in rage a little bit every day, and it's like,
I hate watching thing, I think, but it works. It works.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
And then you're like, I'm just gonna go to the
other room because it gets us talking. What are the
ladies talking about today? What topics we got?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
And then they've not been on for a while as
we were recording this, and so Rod flips around and like,
you just didn't like Drew Barrymore. I was like, what
Drew Berry boy is nice?

Speaker 6 (21:49):
I didn't like the feelings I felt while she was
like literally wrapped up in herself.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Like she does sit.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
We'd be like if I was like sitting in your
lap as I'm asking, like Idiana and you're like, get
off of me.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (22:03):
I need my personal space. I don't.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
I don't hug this stroking.

Speaker 6 (22:07):
That's exactly what it was like. It seemed a little weird,
but I guess if that's authentic to her, then do
you girl?

Speaker 1 (22:13):
I like Ross it's on our show too, Ross the
guy on our show.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I've only watched it that one time.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
What's he do. He was on Sleby Big Brother. Really,
if you were ever on Seleby Big Brother, I have
a saucepot.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
But you see like the kind of flamboyant.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Like yet second, you should have won.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
I thought, what's his thing?

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I don't know? He was on the Tonight Show one time? Yes,
that's what? Yes? But what is is he? Like a
comedians on Drew Baymore show? Now, well you know you've
made it win.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
If I was on Drew bay Moore show, I think
I would have thought I made it. Really, Robert, what
are your thoughts on Drew Braymore like you.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Saw your tea? Uh No, I have not seen it.
I didn't as much.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I would have killed et by the way, like when
they were like we need to get to this, I'm like, yeah, absolutely,
look at him, fucking hidious.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
Who saved him?

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Drew Barrymore, Well, you have to watch the movie. I
don't want to. I'm gonna.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
I don't remember. I think I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I don't know. It was kind of scary. I would
have been like, boys, we got to take this alien out. Like,
I don't know, it looks cool on a bike, but
like this guy seems like.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
That was our childhood, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I'm not saying I wouldn't have been in the wrong
because he turned out to be an okay guy. But
like I would have seen that panicked and like, I'm
not gonna ask questions.

Speaker 6 (23:25):
Wait, can you tell me what happens in the end
of that movie?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
O crowd, this is annoying. Can you read the book?
I'm gonna look it up, and by book, I'm in Wikipedia.
That's all. That's a fun little fact. I have to
look up everything Wikipedia.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Synoptis any movie, and then you tell people you read
the book, and then you seem smarter.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Oh, and then you also can tell them what happened.
I read the book.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Well, actually in the book. No, you don't understand this,
and it takes five minutes to read a synopsis.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, I don't remember what happens in the end of et.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I used to do it before all the Oscars movies.
I would watch the Oscars and but by watch that,
I would read the Wikipedia. I think this one's gonna win.
I called Leo's first off, Oscar.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
I know anything that was the Covenant was the Catholic
one that just happened? Yeah, I think so. Sounds right.
We're gonna go with that.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
I'm gonna read the book.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Look, this is this is like a freebie episode. I
was telling Robert when Robert came, was like I had
some stuff prepped and then I was just kind of like,
this is the fun, Like we we need to kind
of keep this evergreen, so it can't be like two
specific anything yea topics. So we're talking about Indiana, We're
talking about fast food, fish, trailer parks. I feel like
we're chugging along with this bad boy. We're chugging along
in this.

Speaker 6 (24:34):
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Guys, you're a big you're a big country person. Yes,
I like country country person. Yes? Were you you Bob
and Tom was the first thing you were in on
in radio? That's not country?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Correct, That's what was my first internship with the radio
station in Indiana.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
But you want you always want so yeah. Fun fact
up most she's only done morning radio since it's done anything.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Like were you a big country f like I want
to get into country adia specifically or did that just
that was the path that you would fair question.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
I always liked country music, but I didn't know if
I would ever get there because at the beginning, it
was never country music. It was Bob and Tom. Obviously
that was an intern.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Just get your foot in the door in the beginning, yeah, check.

Speaker 6 (25:15):
It out, see what's going on. And then I did
an internship at like a pop top forty station, so
it was like, what was cool? And so I was like,
this is a fun place to work, right, You're going
to the clubs, you're doing like fun stuff. And then
that girl that was the morning show girl left for
maternity leave and never came back, and I was in,
that's what's up. That's what happened. Isn't that wild?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
That is cool?

Speaker 6 (25:34):
So yeah, it's kind of not the best story.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
No, but like I feel like a lot of times
when kids are like, what would you recommend for people
getting into radio or whatever, and they just kind of
hope that something falls through. Seriously, I shouldn't have had
an internship as a freshman, and no one looked at
the paperwork. And then by the time they're like, hey,
we can't give you credits for I was like, will
you better because they did the whole thing and they're
like all right, And I was working on the weekends
and at that point it was like.

Speaker 6 (25:56):
They see that you're bust in your booty and you're
you know, you want to work.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, you just either person.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
I definitely got lucky for sure, but I also worked
my ass off.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
So then you come down to Houston for the country.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
I did country in Oregon first, I lived in Portland. Yeah,
so I moved from Indiana to do country in Portland, Oregon.
And obviously Portland, Oregon weird city. Doesn't seem like it's
country music, but like it's very rural on the outskirts,
and so a country was pretty big there. It was
a large market, and then I hated it.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Really.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Yes, the mountains are beautiful, but the people are weird
and they pride themselves on that. Like power to them.
So I was like, I got to get out of here.
So I'm looking everywhere, and this job in Houston came up,
and I was like, no Way country, Yeah, Houston Texas country?

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Would you say it was like Nashville?

Speaker 6 (26:47):
And then Nashville isn't even a hot bed, nall is not. No,
the number one country station in the United States is
here in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Really yeah, wish which one is it? Not?

Speaker 6 (26:56):
The one that I worked at the other one.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
I was gonna get us state the name. I was
gonna tell Robert to bleep that out.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
So they're the number one. Then Chicago, I think is
number two, and then the other country in Houston is
number three. Like as far as like how many people listen.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
You think Nashville just eats itself?

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah, everyone wants like something different. It's not that big
of a city. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's pretty crazy, isn't it weird? Then you get the
Rodeo here, which just ties right into it.

Speaker 6 (27:25):
Yeah, and then Texas country is like its own beast right.
So it's just a lot to learn, but it was
a really cool place to love country music.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Are you more of a Texas country girl or just
a regular country I.

Speaker 6 (27:36):
Can go both ways.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Regular country kind of is a roller coaster of fandom
because it just is changing all the time.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
What's like Pat is Pat Green Texas Country? Yeah? For sure?
What's Bark Crow Band?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
Maybe not even Texas Country, but yeah, but like Leans
Texas country?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Yeah, yeah, Shot Barrow Band not an ad but could be.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
That was like five songs they played it in Huntsville.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
We've also talked about Eli Young Band, Young Band.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Yeah, and the names of the guys not there's.

Speaker 6 (28:06):
No yes, and you also knew Cody Johnson from Huntsville.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, he played the He was like the house band,
which is wild Stony li Roue. Is that Texas country? Yes,
for sure, for sure saw him at one of the Uh,
this is a repetitive story that was told multiple times.
But like when like the night that I don't remember.
If it goes forward, it goes forward. Whatever. You get
an hour? Oh yeah, time happens. We saw Stony Roue

(28:31):
and you get to play an extra hour.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
No way.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Well, still the bar closes it too, so guess what
it's midnight again?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Night to go to the bars.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, that was so cool. It was tight. It was tight.
That's my Stony room.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
So you're a fan forever now, I guess. But no
more country music for you.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
Well, I was gonna ask, like, since you're big in
the country, like, what does Little nas X mean to
country music?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Number one artist?

Speaker 6 (28:57):
He's the one that sang the song with Billy right.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Yeah, and I would say he revolutionized the genre.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
I don't even know if we in Texas played that
song a whole lot, like maybe a little bit, because
it was so controversial.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Yeah, because you didn't want to play it.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Did Texas nothing to do with that. We didn't know
he was gay at that time, did we.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Yeah, he told you to.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Yeah, so I had nothing to do with that. I
think it was just people in Texas are strong to
their roots and that was like really far out.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
I just liked it because like he gained the system
and every now and then when you find out somebody
gained this, like Beyonce, he walked to Beyonce could fly. Really,
I really think, yeah, he brought Shaboozie into the game.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Oh yeahs like it's gotta be rap, it's gotta be
hip hop, it's gotta be country, and it's got to
kind of rock because it was a nine inch Nails
track that he sampled.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Really yeah, has a writing credit on it. I'm a
die hard little not sex fan. I really started as
a joke and I was like, no, this guy the
music slaps, He's a genius music. He's still like he's.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Really good doing it. Yeah, he's good. He's he's uh, like,
what's trip like? Producers?

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Beat?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The guy that makes his beats? They rock?

Speaker 6 (30:03):
Where do they like on the radio?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Anywhere?

Speaker 4 (30:07):
You might you ever heard the song mo Bomba sing
it I got CALLI.

Speaker 6 (30:15):
Oh yeah, I've heard that.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Oh fuck ship.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
Wait that's no, let's.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Take a day trip. That produced a little All they
do is know how to make viral hits, and Little
Not Sex jumped on. That was part of that genius,
and so he's like, I can write good stuff. That's
kind of what got them to take off. And then
he was like, what have we come after country? And
that happened. Then he didn't get invited to CMAS. He
got a big stink about it. Yeah, and then he

(30:42):
was like, you know what I should do? Get Billy
Ray Cyrus on a fucking remix of it.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Obviously the longest.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Consecutive number one song ever on the Billboard one hundred charts.
And then Shabboozi I think he's number two, so really
Little Not Sex and then Shaboozi has been on it
more but not consecutive. That's so wild, So like that's
almost the exact same genre.

Speaker 6 (31:02):
Yeah right, everybody knew that song, right, Like even our
parents knew that song.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, Alte Road like blew up. And then the Shaboozie
song kind of did the same thing. But I always
like to ask that whether it's big, it's big country people,
because like Patt does not recognize him at all as
a country musician, bok, but he got.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
There fair and he's got the stats to get there.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
And I remember on the iTunes start he was number
one country artist.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
And I bet you heard the clubs, the country clubs,
probably country, and you probably got people mad that they're
playing like.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Why the hell are playing this crap?

Speaker 6 (31:29):
This is a country the saying country dollar for every
time someone said that.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
What would you say, like the is that that might
be up there, but like what would be the number one?
Like this isn't real country? Yeah, Pat's a big I
got to introduce your Pat. Pat's a big that's not
real country?

Speaker 6 (31:47):
Oh yeah, he's from there.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Yeah he is always like do we like insert this guy? Hey,
what are our thoughts on this guy's?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Like? No, that guy sucks?

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Hysterical?

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Do you like Luke Bryan? Cool that I don't like
that song?

Speaker 6 (31:59):
You're right, we would probably have an interesting conversation.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pat. And Pat knows his shit. I
thought it was more just like he was a gatekeeper
of countries. Yeah, he knows the stuff.

Speaker 6 (32:09):
Okay, cool, I like country music and I like it evolving.
I mean all music evolves, right, So don't be so
close to minded, like like what you like?

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Who do you hate the most in country?

Speaker 6 (32:22):
I'm not really like a hater.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Who have you met in country that you just kind
of like, I hate that person?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
There is one girl that I met and she's not
very big right now, but if I if you sing,
we will not go there. She has like a controversial
story and just meeting her, she didn't rub me the
right way, and from what I know about her, she's
not a sane person.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
So okay.

Speaker 6 (32:47):
But mostly country people are really nice and like they
love their fans. They love their people like they'll recognize you.
They pretend even if they don't actually know you, they
pretend like they know you. Yes about yes, So it's
a feel good and they're all family. So it's pretty
much pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
People except for the sex. And they exclude him.

Speaker 6 (33:06):
Yeah, I want to know what he's doing now, Like
is he still friends? Are him and Billy ray Cyrus
like having Thanksgiving dinner together?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
I would like to think that you think he like
hangs out with Miley sometimes.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
Well, Miley doesn't get along with her dad, So I'm
curious like her other country people like, hey, you want
to work with me?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Him and Shaboozi need to collab. I don't know. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (33:29):
They seem very different, but.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
They also seem very similar. Fair like Chaboozi was kind
of just a rip off of old Town Road. Maybe
like he just stole a tipsy he stole Jkuan.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah, I don't know. I wanted to hate Shaboozie, but
then I was like, know, this song rocks.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
It's pretty cool. All the next two follow up ones
that were very similar, which kind of weirded me out.
He met Carrie Underwood recently and he posted a picture
and she was kind of geeking out. So I was like, uh, oh, collab.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Guy east time. I've seen him like like like doing stuff,
not country stuff. But and he dates models? Oh does he?

Speaker 6 (34:05):
I think he was in like I don't know for sure,
like name brand, but maybe Louis Vauton or something. Okay,
they like hired him to be a spokesperson and he
was like dating.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
This hot model all right.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
I was like, interesting, good for him, but no way,
he lives in Nashville, right, Like that's not the life
he wants.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
To live, don't They all like, just move to Nashville.

Speaker 6 (34:25):
Yeah, but I just don't. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
That's the thing. Would you live in Nashville if you could?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Really?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
My parents actually just moved here to Texas from Nashville,
and one of my brothers.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Lives in Nashville. Still they've got nash Vegas. No, I
feel like that's a thing. No cool part in Tennessee. Memphis.
Ever heard of it?

Speaker 6 (34:46):
I've heard of it year from there? Is that what
you say? I know that? But you consider yourself from there?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
I lived there.

Speaker 6 (34:53):
If you meet someone a vacation you say, oh, I'm
from Memphis, I.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
Would probably just say, like, I'm from Texas.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Texas, right, Yeah, but you just wanted to to have.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
A memphisis it's a cool flex, I guess yeah, if
you're Elvis bb king the pyramid. Yeah, with the hospitals there.
Saint Jude, Saint Jude big one. Shout out Saint Jue.
We got a little sheet pin behind us people.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
Thanks for everything you do. Shout out bucket list trip.
I want to go to Memphis and sleep in the Bass.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Pro Shop Pyramid.

Speaker 6 (35:21):
Did you know there's a hotel in there.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Oh yeah, I mean have you stepped in there? Boy,
I never never slept there. You can stay there, oh yeah,
you can get a hotel and then like if you're
a VIP guest, they give you a bunch of cool
stuff like what like fishing gear.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
Yeah, I think you can like fish in one of
the ponds there. I don't know if you can or
if it's just a demo one, but like, I feel
like you should be able to bucket list trip.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
It used to be where the Memphis Grizzlies played. It's
not weird.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
I saw a Titanic exhibit there one time. Oh it
was like a convention center. Yeah, and then they were like,
what if we just made it something really sick? Sure enough,
But did you know that Memphis is also a place
in Egypt where pyramids were and that's a reason that
they built the pyramid in Memphis town.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
To see that's news to me, facte. Wow, you're a
wealth of knowledge, Alex from Memphis. You gotta know about
your hometown.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
You gotta know.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
I remember when the Titans moved or they were the Oilers,
they played in Tennessee. They played in the University of
Memphis Stadium at the Liberty Bowl really until they moved
to Nashville. So then they pissed off the people that,
like my mom was from Houston, right, they pissed off
all of Houston by moving, and then they pissed off
Memphis by being like, we're gonna play it for two
years and then we're gonna be fucking out of here.

Speaker 1 (36:31):
Why did they do that because they needed to build
a stadium.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
Oh they didn't have a stadium. Yeah, there's still beef there.
I can feel it.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
There is.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
And it bothers me that Texans fans still want the
Oilers colors, Like that's the.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
Team that left you, right, why do you hold on
to them like you want and the.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Oilers colors and logo and all the stuff that comes
with that. Absolutely sick. I think it's stupid when the
Titans were because they lose the Textans every time they
do that. But also like, don't be you're the girlfriend
that still hung up on your ex. They're gone, Titans,
cut them off, Boilers, collars are gone, all right, move on,
just be the Texans.

Speaker 6 (37:07):
Doesn't the University of Houston try to do that?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
They have one night they did and they got in
trouble for like the shade of blue. But then they
just like, we're gonna go one pantone of blue over
and then it was fine, it's fine, you just can't
call it like love your blue whatever.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Interesting all. It brings up a lot of emotions for
people that are oil.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
So just taking down the astrodome and it does I
could get into that.

Speaker 6 (37:32):
What's your opinion?

Speaker 4 (37:34):
It doesn't belong there, not in power anymore because he
was sucking, was he? Because he kept trying to save
the dome over and over again. He was like the
sweetest man, probably a nice guy, but fucking put it
to bad dude.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
I think they're still trying to say that they are.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
And they're like, we can redo this and it's gonna
cost too much money.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Let's make it them all.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Just make it a parking lot, parking garage, parking lot.
We'll get into parking garages here in a little bit
well segment. I have a beef about park I can't
wait to hear. I had a couple of Indiana based questions,
like a quiz, Yeah, better Indiana thing racing or basketball? Ah,
that is brutal.

Speaker 6 (38:13):
It isn't the basketball orange because of Indiana.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Why is it yellow in the Pacers logo?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
I think Nope, I know you're right. I think the
coach that made it orange was the coach in Indiana.
That's why the basketball is orange.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Guy.

Speaker 6 (38:30):
Yes, And I went to Butler University, which is where
Hinklefield House, and so there's a lot of history in that,
but also Butler. Yes, the only time I'd ever been
to Houston before I moved here was for the.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Final four game.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Ye, Brad Stevens, Yeah, that's right. And we drove down
here and all I saw was NRG and then we.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Drove back Goon Hayward.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
That's right, that's right. It was a time to be alive,
very fun time to be a Butler anyway. So basketball
is obviously a huge thing, but racing is like what
they're known for, right when you say that, just like
the natural normal five hundred, the normal person knows Indiana
for racing.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Murray State the racers, right, that is that in that's
in Kentucky. Wrong, wrong one, the other wrecked.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
We have a speedway Indiana, which is a city where
the track that Indianapolis five hundred track is.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Who's your favorite?

Speaker 8 (39:25):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (39:25):
We liked the Andretti's obviously they're like a powerhouse. I'm
from Columbus, Indiana, and we had a race car driver
named Tony Stewart from there.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
One time about that that guy was in the track,
wasn't he.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
So we always joked that pride and joy of Columbus,
Indiana is Tony Stewart. So I grew up racing. My
mom went every year as a child.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Better racer than probably Okay, we can do that on
that podcast.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
If you think that maybe he's turned his life around them.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
But I do like when people say, like better person,
Like for all of the accolades he did on the field,
he was a better person and you're like, no, he's not. Though,
like you were like a top like a top level
race car driver. This is like one hundred of those guys.
Do you think he's a top one hundred person in
the world. No, most people aren't in any sport. Ever,
that's actually really top one hundred. That's who I was referencing.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Person.

Speaker 6 (40:23):
He's a really good human.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Right, right, But like he was also like one percent
of football players. Do you think he's a one percent
person even if you're really good after it?

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Right?

Speaker 6 (40:33):
But even if you're really good, you'd have to be like,
who's like the best person Jesus.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
So Robert doesn't believe in Jesus.

Speaker 6 (40:40):
So that's okay, that's fine, don't change your mind. Oh no,
I'm just kidding. Yeah, that's rough, isn't it. I'm trying
to think of who actually on earth is a is
a one percent person?

Speaker 4 (40:52):
I always like when people are like, well, it's somebody
that's not a football player or anything like, just but like,
who another person that started?

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Saint Jude.

Speaker 6 (40:59):
You're right, I can see the person. Is that the
lady in the commercials?

Speaker 1 (41:03):
What's her name? Don't quiz me.

Speaker 6 (41:05):
You know what I'm talking about, the lady in the commercials?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Look it up. You can't understand.

Speaker 6 (41:12):
I'm curious, though, like I want to find out who
like a one percent?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Samandela Fair? Is he good? He was pretty good?

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Fair mother? Teresa?

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Yeah, okay, Gandhi, you're right, So those are like one
like those are.

Speaker 6 (41:27):
One percent people, not never like one percent anything else.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
But also it's just a fun like caveat whenever better
as good as they were, they were a better pressure.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
I'll make sure I don't say that at your funeral. No,
and no one's gonna think about are you a better
person or better radio?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (41:44):
I don't think I'm good at either, but I would
say definitely better either radio.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Hey, strive to be better, okay, Okay, okay, some some
something to strive for. Okay, But if you had your
racing or basketball better in anything, I.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
Would say, looking from the outside looking in, it's probably.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
Racing, Okay, then racing or Indians Indians. It's called Indiana
because they're Indians. There.

Speaker 6 (42:09):
I've never thought about that. There's no Indie.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
I bet they were.

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Well, I'm sure there were, but Robert, look up Indiana
tribe called Indiana. What I don't think there's what was
the two things that I was looking at?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Just racing or basketball? You picked raising and racing or Indians.
You start to go racing? Interesting? Interesting?

Speaker 6 (42:31):
Thank you for everything you did.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Okay? Do we want a power rank or do you
want to F Mary kill? First?

Speaker 6 (42:36):
F Mary kill?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
All right?

Speaker 1 (42:38):
F Mary kill?

Speaker 6 (42:39):
Make sure people that I know.

Speaker 4 (42:42):
Larry Bird, Peyton Manning, Michael Jackson, Indiana people.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Okay, I'm killing Michael Jackson. Wow, he's dead, He's already dead.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Something?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Is it easy?

Speaker 8 (42:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
And one?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Okay, Peyton, and who was the other one.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Larry Bird? Okay, oh, man, not Larry.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
I just can't see myself ef ing or marrying Larry Bird,
but I would do both. He's right under the Lord
and Savior for me. Gosh, I'm gonna f Peyton because
I cannot imagine fing Larry Bird. You'd marrying though, I'd

(43:24):
have to, But that doesn't mean I have to sleep.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
That's true, that's true, all right? Power rank these Indiana
indiansins Indians.

Speaker 6 (43:43):
Would people from Indiana are known as Hoosiers, that would be,
That's what they're called. And I didn't go to Indiana University,
which is the Hoosiers.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Power rank these Indiana people, Okay, Larry Bird, Peyton Manning,
Michael Jackson, David Letterman, Axel Rose.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
I didn't even know Axel Rose or something.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
I think he's Gary Indiana. We can also substitute that
for Jenna Fisher, who's that. Okay, we're gonna go back
to Axel Rose.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
From Okay, Yeah, yeah, I didn't know she was from
Indiana either. Okay, So how many were there?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
It's five or five?

Speaker 6 (44:17):
And I have to I mean, obviously Peyton Manning is
number one, Okay, Michael Jackson as far as like clout
is probably number two. Who were the other ones?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Larry Bird, David Letterman, Axl Rose?

Speaker 6 (44:26):
Probably Again, I don't really know a whole lot about
Axl Rose. Would he be three? Would he be three?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
M I don't know.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
This is your power rank Yeah, David Letterman did a
lot and he has like the University.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Larry Bird three. I don't know Larry Bird.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
I know, I would say Larry Bird is three.

Speaker 1 (44:46):
So let's uses your power rankings.

Speaker 6 (44:48):
Okay, not like the outside looking in that powering you
say is number one? We can all agree on his
last name is Manning. You agree with Michael Jackson in
number two. Definitely left a legacy of music.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Better musician than Persian.

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah, I would say more people know who David Letterman
is than Larry Bird?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
Really, right?

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Wasn't he like the Late Night in Indiana? I don't
know if people relate him to being from Indiana.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Because Larry Bird's also like Boston's things? Right? So you
David Letterman Larry Bird than axelro.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Yeah, because I don't really know who Axelelros is.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Robert. Will you clip this and make sure you tag
the buzz on he's from Indiana, Gary, Indiana.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Gary, the same place that Michael Jackson's from.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, or Fort Wayne. One of them is from Fort Wayne.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
So maybe it's so he might be from Fort Wayne,
because Michael Jackson's definitely from Gary, Indiana.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Robert, can you name five cities in Indiana?

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Go?

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Not?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Okay, not a single one? What's the capital?

Speaker 8 (45:54):
Job?

Speaker 4 (45:55):
I thought that was like I thought it was like
a tallassy situation where you're like, hmm, you shouldn't be
the capital Indianapolis.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
No, it is and Gary.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
We just talked about that.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Do you know any others Santa Claus, Yep, I'm trying
to think of other famous ones. There's a Beach Boys
song named after one of them.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
What now, where's the university?

Speaker 6 (46:18):
An Indiana University is in Bloomington, Bloomington. I'm from Columbus,
and there's a Columbus in every state, so you could
have said that, Yeah, I don't know anymore, fair, don't
know anymore? All right, But now I'm thinking about famous
people that are from Indiana.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, I had, like looked, I had a whole list
of it, but it was not as cool as you
would think, like not not shitting on Jennifisher. I love
Jenni Fisher, but Jenni Fisher is like the next one. Okay,
all right, precalculating. Did you know that the state of

(46:55):
indian is the leading producer of popcorn? Yes?

Speaker 6 (46:59):
If you to like HB right now and look in
the popcorn section, there's one called Indiana.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
They sellad at all the groceries. Mm hmm, well corn
corn is what corn? Yeah? Like that Nebraska.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
I know we've talked about this before. Actually we've looked
it up.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
We've we've gotten.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
We've talked about corn because about corn. Corn Huskers is
from Nebraska, and I'm like, wait, I thought corn was
from Indiana because that's all I knew growing up was corn.
And one of our theme parks was the tagline was
There's more than corn in Indiana. So I thought it
was just the thing. But apparently it's not. We're not

(47:36):
even like top five.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Ain't no corn in Oklahoma? Is that Luke Brian's song right?
No for the Twisters movie?

Speaker 6 (47:47):
Uh Rain in Oklahoma something like that. I can sing
the song rain in Oklahoma, wind Rain, Yeah, Rain into Oklahoma.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
It was oklahom Oklahoma, not Indiana, which if we were
like you had to get rid of one state, you
can get real one state, what would it be?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
There are plenty, right because I've always thought like if
you've got multiples of your state, like we're gonna merge you,
and like we could add like Puerto Rico.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Roberts heard this conversation one hundred times. I always love
when people knew.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Come on, who were you eliminating?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Well, I feel like we've merged the Dakota's yeah, Carolina's
like West Virginia. What the fuck are you doing? You're
just part of Virginia. Okay, I understand there's reasons for
all that stuff, but like that's three states right there.
We're just like, all right, Puerto Rico you can hop
in here, Canada you can hop in here. And there
was the other one Trump was taken Greenland. So those
are three states.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
Really we don't have to change the flat because that's
my whole thing about, Like you don't want to add
any more states because you get to change the flag.
But if we merged like Dakota, South Dakota's just Dakota,
Carolina is just Carolina.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
That the Panthers got it. They played for all of
all of it because there's no football Carolina Panthers. Right, interesting,
but if you had to get rid of one like Oklahoma,
if your power ranking states, Oklahoma's like fifty ish, right, Like.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Everyone in Texas hates Oklahoma. That's a Texas thing.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Right, But I just like, okay, what do you do?
What do you do for us here? Huh?

Speaker 6 (49:14):
I can't think of that's literally the number one.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
The tears bad? What's that bad? Look? What's a trail
in tears? Trail of tears?

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, they got the Native Americans. It's pretty fucked up ship.
So I'd put them at the bottom of ranking.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
Pennsylvania the bell hershe's Philadelphia, that's true, yeah, fair, But yeah,
in Indiana, we don't like Ohio.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
No, I don't really love Ohio either, Right, What is
there in Ohio? What is it that you do here?
Like you try like exactly, You're like, we got Cleveland's cool?

Speaker 9 (49:50):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Like you have a river that catches on fire.

Speaker 6 (49:54):
Sometimes I don't know anything about that, Yeah, because I
don't even think about them.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Silicon Prairie is what they call it.

Speaker 6 (50:00):
Nope, bye Ohio, No one's going to miss.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Ohio is gone. Pennsylvania's gone. We thoughts in Kentucky.

Speaker 6 (50:08):
Kentucky is actually really good. Yah, I like horse racing Bourbon. Yeah,
it gets to stay.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
What would you get rid of? Are you from Texas? Yes? Yeah? Yes,
Rhode Island.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
I don't even I couldn't label Rhode Island if I
had to.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah, it's small enough. It's small, and I would just
look for the smallest be like, it's one of these
Maryland or Rhode Island road.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Isn't it one of those up there too, above mass
Jesus see, I don't know which. I don't know any
of those.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
That's what's the New England colonies?

Speaker 6 (50:42):
I couldn't label the fifty States.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I could do okay, I would.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
Do okay better than like someone not from here.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah. New Mexico also, I always thought, like, what the
fuck do you do? You want to visit there?

Speaker 6 (50:56):
But like why, I don't know, I've never been the
Land of Enchantment. Isn't it like pretty like you hiking
and stuff?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Meth meth there? Why breaking bad? Did that? Oh? That's
what I know.

Speaker 6 (51:09):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You can call Albuquerque kurkee. That sounds cool.

Speaker 6 (51:13):
Yeah, you don't want to go to New Mexico with me,
but you go to Kentucky.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
I've never been in Kentucky. Do you like bourbon? I
don't mind bourbon? I do down for that. Robert you
going you in after this? Right now?

Speaker 6 (51:28):
You like bourbon?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I hear it? Like they have fried chicken Kentucky fried chicken?
Do you have the fried chicken? Yes? Yes? What else
do they have? A? UK?

Speaker 6 (51:39):
University of Kentucky is a big and horse racing.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
I don't like lou I don't like the looks. It
looks too similar to the u H logo.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Yeah, so id my husband.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
It's like, imatically don't like fair UK. And then it's
also like where are you a different country?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
UK?

Speaker 1 (51:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:59):
The United Kingdom.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
My friend's confusing. I used to do a west Ham
and Giants podcast with us from England and he always
was like, well, I don't have a collegiate affiliation, so
I just pick you. K that's educated. Today is like
we hold on, look, oh we crushed it.

Speaker 6 (52:17):
That's really funny.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Got out Mike Fish Mike, all right, you want to
move on to some segments and then we can get
out of here.

Speaker 6 (52:23):
Tell me what you want to talk about.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Oh, we could do the not cool segment. Okay, we
tell you what's not cool? Okayast week And this was
really like when we started the podcast, we were not
good at filling an hour and so we would just
bitch about stuff. I was like, let's just pick a
topic and bitch about it.

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Okay, what are gonna bitch about to day?

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Not cool Man, all right, min not Cool.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I'll go first. I just want to think of one.
It's parking garage traffic. I went to the museum with
my daughter over the weekend, and just when you get in,
like I don't know what it is up parking garage,
but it's just like it's a cyclical thing where you
just you get trapped. Yeah, you get trapped. And if
it's like a big event or anything, and this was
like a lot of the other like a lot of

(54:26):
people were leaving whatever event had just ended. There were
people at the park they were leaving to but like
backing out, trying to find a spot to back out,
and just not having that opportunity. So you're just sitting
in your car for twenty minutes, like can I go now?
Can I go now? And you either got to be
the guy just juts out and then makes everybody wait
for you, or you just got to kind of wait
till it dies down and you can get out politely.
But it was the worst.

Speaker 4 (54:46):
I was just sitting in my car for like twenty
minutes trying to get out of there, and then the guy.
You get to the exit and you gotta pay, and
then the guys they don't know, like you can't put
the thing in here, it doesn't go in this way up, Nope,
you gotta straighten to take it out this way up.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Now you gotta pay a guess, then everybody ticket and
then you're just like, what are we doing? Can we go?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Should there'd be a different line just that was that
was like I had a great day with my family,
but that was the low light of the whole thing,
was just getting parking garage traffic.

Speaker 6 (55:13):
It's like that when you go to the hobby center,
like after a Broadway show, or if you park at
the hotel at Cynthia Woods when you go out for
a show. You can park in there, and you just
parked in there.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
You're just stuck.

Speaker 6 (55:25):
You're stuck after the show for hours.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
And like again, you can pick and choose, like jut out,
but then like you got to hope you can jut
out and then just weasel your way back and forward
and back.

Speaker 6 (55:35):
And then if you're a good person, you want to
let someone out, but you can't let everyone out. Then
you want to tell the next guy, Hey, I just
let this guy out, so I can't let human.

Speaker 8 (55:44):
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It's a real struggle.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
It's one of those where you're just like, I don't
know how am I being a dick? Am I being
a helpful person?

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Am I? Like? I felt like I played my card, right,
you did good with that. Like I didn't.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I didn't let anybody in, but I also didn't hold
anybody up, Okay, Like I always feel like, you know,
you can be the guy that just continuously lets a
lot of people in, but then you're then you become
the person at the grocery store that's like, I see
this spot, I'm gonna stop here, and now I want
this first spot.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Now, bad guy. I hate that guy.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
I hate that Guy's the worst guy ever? Is it
worse than the guy that doesn't return his heart?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
They're both the same person. It's a Venn diagram like
that person.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
They're probably the same person.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Oh, but I wanted this second spot, Like, but you
know that this guy just got to his car, he's
unloading groceries.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
He's gonna have to go put his thing back. Then
he's gonna have to come back. Then he's gona have
to get in the car.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
You're gonna be waiting for ten minutes, or you could
just go twenty feet down the way and then.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
It's like the people at the zoo. Have you ever
left the zoo? The parking lot at the zoo is
a nightmare?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Or is it uber, I'm not going with my kids yet.
So it was just like we would do the Beast
with the Beast where you drink yes, yes, yes, So
that would be ninety nine print an amazing event.

Speaker 6 (56:49):
And I think even the people at zoo would say
the parking lot is the worst part about the zoo.
It gets really rough, and so I like to get
there before it opens, make sure I have my spot,
can unload all the crap that you have to have
for kids. But when you're vultures trying to take your spot, oh,
they just following you or just following you, and You're like, dude,
I gotta change diapers, I got to get snacks in
kids hands, turn the iPads on and try to figure

(57:10):
out how to fold up my stroller before I'm leaving,
and you waiting there with your turn signal. It's making
me sweaty.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
I'm an absolute monster.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
And if you do that to me like I have
I have seen it in a grocery store party, like,
I will sit and I will check every email ever,
every single email, the emails, like every spam anything I'm
going to I'm emptying the spam folder.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
You're not getting this spot now, oh hey, and I've
had to get out and I'm like, hey, I'm trying
to wait for your spot. I think it's my spot.
This is my spot.

Speaker 6 (57:36):
I'm not leaving.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
This is my spot.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Yeah, so again, no, it's my spot until I back up.
I was like, you have as soon as I leave
you are you about to bat like?

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
I'll take a call real fast, I will, I will
do everything, but back out at that point, don't.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
Don't you think that it's your spot?

Speaker 6 (57:53):
So you're actually what I wanted a bitch about right now.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Okay, I'm just kidding.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
I'm joking. I get to pick my own thing.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, what's You're not cool?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Gosh?

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Now I'm really like, I means varying degree. If you
stub your tails get stabbed, also not cool. Sometimes they're not.
Like a parking garage one is not a bad one.

Speaker 6 (58:11):
But driving does give me a lot of frik.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
Driving is a good one to get cool, like.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
Left lane people. But I think most recently in the
headlines would be the people that were driving with the
paper tags, like paper license plates. Oh yeah, and they
just recently got outlawed, right, so they're phasing them out.
Those were the worst people. Of the worst people because
they were selling paper tags. People would never register their cars. Right,
You could buy a fake paper plate at like a

(58:38):
flea mark era.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Do it?

Speaker 6 (58:39):
I wanted right, because you were not tracked. So anytime
I saw someone with paper tag, I knew they're a
bad person. Even if they're driving a sparkly new Lexus,
I assumed that they were a piece of crap.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I always was like, be careful next to this one
when it's like an old car. Yes, that car is
dented all the way from the left side, Like there's
something I place is that no one just bought this.

Speaker 6 (59:00):
Okay, so there's a new bad guy now that they've
outlawed those paper tags. I have a theory that those
people that we're selling those are now selling license plates
from other states. So now anytime I see a license
plate from like Alaska, I'm like, do our cops know
how to run an Alaskan plate? Because that is not real?

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Do you just type in the thing? I don't know.
I don't know. I bet they are or just stealing
other people's.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Or stealing that's a thing they told us to buy
new bolts. Did you hear that in Texas? You're supposed
to get ones that only you can tick off. So
there's like maybe I'm making this up. There's like eight
wrenches with different shapes, and so the likelihood that the
bad guy has your wrench to take your the tires too. Yeah,
you had to have like a special bolt and I
had to keep it in my scent up console.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah. Yeah, my husband made me do that.

Speaker 6 (59:49):
I hate bad people.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Yeah, I like bad people that game the system to
do certain stuff. It's like that's stealing from someone else.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
It's also just trying to right because when you hit
me with your fake ass car, like when.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
People game the system and like steal from a grocery
store because they know how to like keep on. They
make you do the self checkout, and you're like, well,
you don't have somebody mind in this subject out.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I don't care if you're steal in the set.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
It's a bad person, not.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
As bad as degrees. I'm cool.

Speaker 6 (01:00:14):
I don't think Jesus cares. They're all bad.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
Well, but also Jesus has to forgive you, does he?
You're right, Bible if you have to ask for forgiveness. Yeah, hey, dude,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:00:24):
I don't think that guy's asked for forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Yeah, I used to always get in trouble at church camp.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
But we've talked about this before. How much trouble we.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Got shut the no no, Well, I mean like reading
the Good Book, it does say Jesus forgive, he forgives, right,
So I humbly am asking you for forgivens. Well you're
just doing that because you'rrul no no, no, a goodness
in my heart?

Speaker 6 (01:00:49):
Why were we allowed at church camp?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
I don't think I was asked back after two years? Sorry,
can't Kingston, Thank you for letting me event. This is
a good ride, I feel. Yeah, those people are scumbags. Yeah,
they're doing like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
That the license playing frauds because they're messing up our
insurance and like if they hit us, they can just
carryund with our lives and we have to pay out
the wazoo.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Yeah you know what I'm saying. There should be harsher
penalties that I agree. Let's get them, Robert, which you're
not cool your top mo. The restaurant that I went
to you with Sam, they ran out of Chorros.

Speaker 6 (01:01:32):
What what where do we live?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
It was like a true friendly restaurant went for the chiros.

Speaker 7 (01:01:37):
So this restaurant's closing. I think by the time this
episode comes out, it'll be closed already. All right, So
we were going one last time. I was real looking
forward to like desserts. They had some fried oreos that
I wanted to get.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I wanted to get some CHROs.

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
Wait, can you say it and beat it out?

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
It's called costco bell. Okay, I'm not. I just can't
let it fly. That's the bit we just say. We're
gonna Also, little interview tip if you ever interviewed somebody
to say we'll cut that. God forget people say anything.

Speaker 6 (01:02:09):
Okay, they didn't have truer ros. They're getting ready to close.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
A lot of times people tell me Robert didn't bleep that.
I'm like, yeah, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:02:16):
They like think they're helping you by.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Yeah, they're clothing. So we got there.

Speaker 7 (01:02:23):
I ordered the the Frida oreos, the turos, the fried
orios came and I'm like, hey, what's up where the chores? Like, oh,
we ran out, Like I don't think they were going
to tell me, and so I like confronted them about it. Yeah,
And I was like, that's one of the main reasons
that we went to they came here.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
We wanted to one last who robs.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Getting true as normally and they're not.

Speaker 6 (01:02:46):
I was gonna say I want one right now. Where
else can we.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Get a truro? A lot of places probably like the.

Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Best I'm thinking about Rodeo.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Ye're still the place that I'm thinking of, like fairs
or something.

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
Yeah, the farmer's market. Sometimes there's a truro stand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Tures are a pretty simple thing to make, though, aren't they.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Yeah, there's like a press and yeah, and they put
it in a press and so they press it down
and the thing comes out like a like a Plato snake. Okay,
you know, like you would press it and it would Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
I go hanm on atp has tro almonds, which is
really just sugar and cinnama cinnamon almonds, and so that
I'm like, I'm not eating tros. I'm not being a
piece of ship. I'm eating protein.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
He just called you a piece of because he was
going to get No.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
It makes me feel like when I'm snacking, I'm not
snacking on just like a turro that was just laying around.
It's an almond, which is good for you, even though
it's just sugar all over it, but it's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:03:44):
Hip has those in the section where you have to
like put it in a bag and measure it. No, no,
they're prepackaged.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yep. Really. Then they got jalapeno ones and they got
like mocha ones.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
I like an almond.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
I always like to just have like adjacent to candy
because I like candy.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
But it's gone and you justify it by it being
an almond.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
See, it's got something that's got a nutritial.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
I'm sorry about your turos that does suck though, and
your restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Whenever you go somewhere with that, it's being the specific thing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
And they're out, like I'd probably be out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
What do you do here? Guys? Like what is your appeal?

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:04:17):
It's like when I go to a restaurant and they
say I order a diet coke and they're like, is pepsi?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Okay? Hey, no monopoly money? Fine, I'm out. Will you
take this fake debit card? Is that cool too? No?

Speaker 6 (01:04:29):
Okay, sorry, I'm testy. I gave up diet coke for
the week.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
That's that's good. I thought you did that last week.

Speaker 6 (01:04:34):
Every week. I only drink it on the weekends, Okay,
it's my current thing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
It's like your drug.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm only doing.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
And you're not into coke zero?

Speaker 6 (01:04:46):
No, only Aspertain polease you guys bad. Lots of things
are bad for you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
But that's like they've always been, like Aspertained fucked up.
Do God forgive me for my Yeah, I'm good now.

Speaker 7 (01:05:00):
I feel like there's a lot of people that are
strictly coke zero or diet cokes.

Speaker 6 (01:05:05):
And I can taste the difference. The minute you give
me something that I don't want, I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I don't like either of those two. That's good.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Do you have any vices?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
I like sodas, so I don't do sodas anymore. You
just cold turkey, all of them if you bought If
I bought a twelve pack of cokes, they would be
gone in a day, two days.

Speaker 6 (01:05:21):
See, I don't buy them at home.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I did, there was a problem. It's just my mom
never bought them. Yeah, I'm bad at candy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:27):
And really I have candy on top of my refrigerator
from Halloween and I was thinking about throwing it away
last night.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Throw it away. Don't bring it to me, I don't
want it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
I'm gonna bring it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Don't don't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
My wife like I always do that with cookies and
sugaring cookies home, and I'm like, stop, why are you
doing this? Like I eat all of the cookies and see.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
I'm doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
She's like, well, you have to have self control. I don't.
I have none. I have none. On your birthday, what
do you want? I'll do the cookie cake and stuff
something like, if it's an occasion where you can do that. Okay,
I can't just have candy land around the house. It's hysterical,
it's gone. I don't like it. It's just all just
delete it. I eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:58):
True, that's for damn sure. But no candy.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Yeah, but like you don't just house that coke.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
No, you are no.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
But on the weekends, I let it fly. I could
stop if I wanted to. If it's my only vibe. Yeah,
I'm driving the vehicle. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:18):
I don't have an addictive personality like you apparently do.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
I definitely do, Robert, how many things have I gotten into?

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
It's like, IM really obsessed with that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:30):
What is it right now?

Speaker 6 (01:06:33):
Obviously? I know sports is like next level.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
Yes, sports are kind of like Football's come back around
right now, it's my hatred of Aaron Boone. I would say,
it's just me trying to find ways to get that
guy to not be the manager of the Yankees. A
photoshops from Epstein photos. That doesn't work because I don't
want to get into the fun up part of it.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
You know, like the FBI. You're gonna try and stay
out of that. Yeah, okay, cool, but nothing that you're
eating or drinking that you're like currently obsessed with.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
It was the true almonds, So that was not cool.
The other like a couple of weeks, I was like,
I can't stop eating them. I had had like five bags,
and for what amends aren't cheap because I don't just like,
I don't like put my hand in. I'll just drink them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
I'll just you rip the top off, you take a
sip out of it, You take a sip out of it,
and I just eat almonds. And it's not candy. I'm
not cheating.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
Is it fill you up?

Speaker 1 (01:07:25):
Sweet?

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
I don't know. Actually, swallow some sweet is still kind
of what my kick is right now. Pimento cheese, I've
been fucking crape. I go in and out of that.
You make it cheese, a little hot panine.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
Then I have a friend that makes really good yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
And then before that it was vodka sodas with tahen
in it. And then you put a little hot panion
on top of that too.

Speaker 10 (01:07:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
It tastes like water. You just can't taste the alcohol. Yeah,
like seven of them. What's your vodka? Uh, bleep it out?
But Tito's no, that's mine. Okay. It's like American vodka
in Texas. If I want vodka that's from Russia. M hm.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Sometimes I go to restaurants, like high end restaurants, and
I'm like, is it okay if I ordered.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Bleep it out Tito's Yeah, no, I'll straight up.

Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Like we make my martini with Tito's bleep it out?

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
Yeah. Like at the bar, I got soccer at the Like,
I do you two bloody Mary's.

Speaker 4 (01:08:29):
Usually then I start drinking the beers when I go
watch like a soccer game, because it's like before noon,
so like, you gotta it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
You're not a problem drinker if you're drink bloody Mary.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
I start Chris basically breakfast Tito's bloody.

Speaker 6 (01:08:42):
Mary, and it seems like it's generally accepted.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
Usually in Texas. I think Tito's is that they go
to Okay, But it's funny when Tito's is a well
vodka because Tito's is pretty dope if.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
It's a well vodka, and I always feel good after
I drink it, like I don't feel like And.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
I also don't really know the differences in like I
know what Taco vod kids because I've thrown that up before.
But like if you're like, this is Greg Goose, like
I can't really tell you the differences and stuff, like
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
Know what I like.

Speaker 6 (01:09:06):
There's different ingredients, right, some are made with like potatoes
are made.

Speaker 1 (01:09:09):
With weed, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Like whiskey is different because you can tell a difference
in like whiskeys vodka is mostly like dude, I'm just
gonna pour it in stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
I don't want to drink it solo.

Speaker 6 (01:09:17):
I don't know Tito's is just superior or is it just.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
Easy yeah blee that again? Or is it just easy
to say like it's it like we know the name.
I don't think we just know the name.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
I think we like it and it's never let us down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
That's true. Yeah it's cheap, is it moderate? Twenty two
dollars like a little handle.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Thing and it's orange, which is my favorite color.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Gold on top yep, support dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:09:40):
Yeah, they do support dogs in Texas. All right, we
probably agree on pep all that out, Robert. Sorry, unless
they want to call you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
Would love, would love to speak for you.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (01:09:49):
They're really great people. They do a lot for the.

Speaker 1 (01:09:51):
Community us up. Probably not like sales.

Speaker 6 (01:09:53):
They might be the one percent good humans.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Yeah. Whoever started Tito's Better? Well, are they better person.

Speaker 6 (01:10:00):
Than matter vodka maker?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Better making? There's no way. I don't know they are
top whatever tier of vodka makers.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Do you think that the people at Grey Goose take
the people at Tito's seriously?

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
They have to know, I don't know. They're probably cutting
right in their market show.

Speaker 6 (01:10:16):
I literally have zero clue about like, oh no, our
rankings of vodka.

Speaker 1 (01:10:20):
I have no idea. We'll do that on the next
week's episode.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
Okay, I'll be sure.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
We don't know what you don't know what it will be.
We should just say we'll get to that next week,
and then we don't. We don't know, we'll get to
that next time. Next time. Let's move on to our
last segment of the show.

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
It's called the answers segment, and a lot of times
we start the show we call it the pre com
segment because we have the pre com segment. Then we
have the comeback kids segments or the pre coms or
the comeback Kids segment is the pre come segment.

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Okay, got it. We didn't do any of that, but
the pre come.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
Segment would be like I would, I would pitch Robert
a business idea, like we came up with double decker
roofs earlier. Oh yeah, I remember that, Yeah, Or lazy showers,
which are just like a lazy river but with a
shower so you can shower the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Time and then go around and dream would wash my hair?
It could, It could. It's one of those way you
could choose.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
It's up to you, Okay, but so yeah, if we
we have like business thoughts like that, any any ideas,
just a drunk idea, a high idea, come up with,
hit us up. We're at pass grape pod on actually
use the hashtag ptg answers. That's how we search for them,
although I did use most of these from our email.
Pass grape pot at gmail dot com. Put answers in
the subject that's that we'll search for it. But you
got a hashtag PTG answer if you're hitting us up

(01:11:30):
on x at past grape pod, that's how we find them.
And then pass pot at gmail dot comput answers in
the subject so we can sort through it that way.

Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
We're gonna pick if you If you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
Got you want relationship advice, we're the best for that.
If you want medical advice, parenting advice. Even since before
I was a parent, I knew all the best advice.
And uh, you want us to power rank things. Give
us five similarly ranked or related things will rank the
better than anybody else. If you want us to tell
you what color a number is or what uh, what
letter is the sexiest letter in the out anything like that,

(01:12:01):
we got you at past grey pod hash tach pgg
answers or pass Gary pot at gmail dot com answers
to the subject.

Speaker 1 (01:12:07):
This is the answers segment.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Do just answer the question?

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Why do just answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You big answer answer.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Don't thanks the subject, Just answer the question, kept talk,
Just answer answer answers answers. Answer answer to any questions,
all right. Our first question this week comes from Anthony
Gallo and Anthony Gallo says, how much does location matter

(01:12:37):
when choosing a therapist? And should I be concerned that
my therapist wants to keep doing sessions in a gas
station McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Oh you did have a gas station McDonald's thing, didn't you?
This is not any thing we're in a reference to that.

Speaker 6 (01:12:53):
These people didn't know that I was going to be
on the show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
They did they? Yeah, they have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
I said, we have a special episode of recording. But
this was said before that. Yeah, well actually did. I
didn't even remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:05):
When I was putting this way, I looked at you like,
well I saw you guys, like, oh you did have
a story. We can get to that in a little bit. Okay,
but answer this question, how much does location matter when
she's a therapist? And also, yeah, I think location probably matters,
like I would like to be in office or if
they're doing like the we don't get free ads, but

(01:13:26):
if there's those online ones, like if I can't do
it online or in an office, if I had like
an actual person I thought was my therapist and they're like, yo,
meet me at this, uh this gas station McDonald's just
pulling there.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
We'll have a big mac and we can go over
your problems. Like I feel like you're just hanging out.
This isn't like I'm not going to pay you as
much I would have. I would hope that to discount
therapist yea.

Speaker 6 (01:13:50):
Or it's kind of like with a dentist, you care
about where they're located, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
I'm not gonna do it, and like if you like
come to like my house.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Right my basement, Yeah, it's fine. I work from home,
like everyone doesn't. Now, like you're not going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
I'm not going to do that. I would say location.
Location is pretty important. Yeah, location is pretty important.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
But no judgment on right gas station McDonald.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Although I know therapy is expensive. It is very price
so maybe like you're like, in my budget it can't
afford this one. And this guy's like, I can meet
you at a McDonald's every Tuesday at six, Okay, You're like,
I guess I.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
Can fill my car up to be than nothing, get dinner.
M hm. And then that is a really funny idea.

Speaker 4 (01:14:32):
I don't think this is a serious question, but I
like the idea of like, all right, dude, what are
we at. Let's break it down. What happened to day.
How I could see it this week.

Speaker 6 (01:14:41):
Okay, if it wasn't a gas station McDonald's. What if
it was like a coffee shop, I could.

Speaker 1 (01:14:44):
See a Starbucks. That's certainly better than a gas.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
Station, right, because you can also buy alcohol at a
gas station. Yeah, and I don't think you should be
able to buy alcohol during therapy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Well maybe that's when you should most be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:57):
Maybe you should. I would talk a lot more, right,
it's intoxicated, I.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Would do yeah, But then how honest would you be?
That's your honest self? Right?

Speaker 6 (01:15:05):
What was the when you're intoxicated, you are your honest self.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Every every girl would always say it. You're like drunken.
Drunken words is sober thoughts, right, isn't that That's the thing.
I think that's the phrase.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
Drunken words are so okay?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
Yeah, because I didn't mean that I was drunk. Drunken
words are sober thought No. No, I was just drunk
and I was saying stuff because you were making me
mad and I was trying to get back.

Speaker 6 (01:15:29):
At A girl said that to you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I can't believe it. I mean,
girls are vicious, girls are really mean. We have daughters.
I mean guys. Guys are mean too, but like girls
can be really mean and girl guys will say stuff
where you're like, man, fuck Alex, like ox sucks, Like
a girl says something like you don't get and then
like six weeks fuck that bit? What you mean, what
you do?

Speaker 9 (01:15:51):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
That's what you're doing right now? She clocked me on it. Wow,
that's deep.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
Yeah, sober No, drunk words are sober thoughts. Yeah, I
think that's the first. Now that makes sense, But I
don't agree with it at all. You don't know because
sometimes you're drunk, you want to be drunk. You're going
to say dumb shit.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
I get. Sometimes you secrets come out when you get drunk.

Speaker 6 (01:16:12):
Definitely sometimes Okay, not all the time, but sometimes okay,
I agree, But like also, like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
Oh, really, every dude in the bar has been fucking
honest without it. Mm hmm. That's his sober thought. The
guy thinks you the prettiest role in the world. He
doesn't know how somebody has scooped up yet or is
he just trying to fucking take you home from the bar.
And you got apply it to that too.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
You're right, but sometimes sometimes you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:32):
That's anything. Hm. Let's go the gas station. That's good.
We'll find us a gas station with McDonald's in it.
I'm sure this guyoud be one. Do you want to
sell your story? Do you want to hear my story?

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Has a gas station McDonald's. I swear I did not
even put that together.

Speaker 6 (01:16:49):
I took my kids to the dentist and I was like, okay,
let's grab some food on the way home, and I
immediately saw a huge indoor playground and it's hot as
crap in Texas. I was like, indoor playground, touching, I've
never seen this one before. Pull up and I realized
that it's a gas station Burger King with the play place.

(01:17:10):
So I take my children toddlers inside and I'm like,
oh wow, because it's one of those things where you
walk in and everyone turns their head and looks at
you kind of thing. I'm like, oh, I let my
kids play in there.

Speaker 1 (01:17:23):
Why wouldn't you?

Speaker 6 (01:17:24):
They're just kept my purse on the whole time. Yeah,
you can't turn around. I was too committed. The kids
already saw the three story slide. Forget that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
Which person was.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
Coming into the gas station to buy a six pack
of beer and.

Speaker 1 (01:17:36):
Go back to work forget that must have been a
tough day. Every day is a tough day out on
the streets. Everybody in the one beer.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
And then I found out that you cannot buy alcohol
in a gas station and drink it in a gas
station in America.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I didn't know that, right, Did you buy a beer? No?

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
But I thought about it. I was like, this is
a genius plan, like business model. I can sit here
as a mom, let my kids play on this indoor
playground that's awesome, and have a drink, just a white
claw or something. Nothing that was crazy getting lit. Yeah,
and I'd say her a lot longer, right, I definitely
ate burger king in a gas station and let my
kids play. But we washed our hands afterwards. Copless person

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walks through to go to the bathroom, and then my
kids like, can I go to the bathroom? I was like, yeah, okay,
here we go. You can't tell it's all they no bathroom.
It was an experience, but they're cultured, you know, I'm
going to go back.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Yeah, now you regularly, I think.

Speaker 6 (01:18:35):
So we were the only people at the playgrounds.

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
That's pretty dope.

Speaker 6 (01:18:39):
You want to meet a stare, Let's go give me
a couple more months. I think you'll be ready when
she can start doing play tailor my four year old
chicken babysit and we can just drink White Claws and
the Burger game.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
Where'd they go? Ship?

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
We door?

Speaker 6 (01:18:56):
It's fine. Sailor's in charge, she's four sailors.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Fine, fine, Maybe I've had many conversations. She gets it.

Speaker 6 (01:19:03):
She just sent me a voice. I can only imagine
what it has. She is insane.

Speaker 1 (01:19:08):
I liked the one she sometimes she shares to her
sailor texts and was just I don't want.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
A brother anymore. I don't think I want a brother anymore.
And I don't think you get to go back on
that kid, sister he forever. It's like, but I felt
I feel that, Yeah, come on, oh she is something.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
All right? So location matters, though about therapy.

Speaker 6 (01:19:30):
Location matters.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
Location absolutely matters. It does, friend, but again, we're not
here to shed do on a budget. If you want
a budget, and McDonald's therapist is the best you can do,
that's fine. Talk to someone, that's fine. Reach out if
you need something, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
Next question from Mikey Paul added just Mikey p on
X and he says would you be friends with your clone?

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
I think so.

Speaker 4 (01:19:54):
I'd like to think so. I think initially I want
to say yes, hm. But also why is there a
clone of me? Is it going to kill me? If
it is, I have to kill it first.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Who decided that it is a clone?

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
A few? Did I make us right?

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
Or did someone else do it?

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
If somebody was like, mo, would you like to clone yourself? No,
I would also say no, would you clone your dog?

Speaker 4 (01:20:16):
It's a more turn on that because it's not the
same dog. It's not the same dog. That's the hard part. No,
I wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
It's not the same dog, not the same dog. It
is the same dog, but it's not the same dog.
It's the same dog. It's the same dog, like like
on it looks like, yeah, it looks the same, but
there's no way that you're getting the same that you
don't have the same experience I had when I got
weazy target parking lot at Memorial City Mall and she

(01:20:41):
pissed on everything when we got the pet smart food
and she had to piss on a whole fucking bag
full of a whole cart full of stuff, Like I
don't have that, Like ha, that was a funny moment.
You're just the new dog.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
Okay, you know, I've looked into it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
It's very expensive. It's doable, but very expensive out of
my price range.

Speaker 6 (01:21:00):
My dog's getting ready to die.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
So I think you say that all the time.

Speaker 6 (01:21:02):
Stop anyan, even maybe before this podcast comes out, my
dog might be dead. I think it's going to be
anything every.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
Time, most like today's the day. Today's that. I'm like, no,
I'm so sorry. No, She's like, no, it's fine, I'm
ready for it. Like dog saying that, that's like the
hardest thing ever a dog with people going away.

Speaker 6 (01:21:22):
With the dogs and people, I know, dogs we don't
deserve to.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
I'm close to. I'm still like put dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:21:27):
I know any minute it could be literal. That's so bad,
so sad and old. He's had the best life though.
That's why I want to clone him, because he's literally
the best dog and I'll never have another dog.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I do get the appeal, but it's just like you're
never going to get the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:21:41):
I know. Thanks for talking me out of it, because
that was going to be expensive. Okay, so now we're
back to cloning ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:21:47):
I would want to be friends with myself but I
feel like I would have to kill it because you're
going to kill me if I don't.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
Kill you when you say it like you did with
the dog, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Not the same bike. I feel like I'm I'm a
fun hang but like, but you're not.

Speaker 6 (01:22:01):
Going to be dickhead the same experiences. Yeah, clone me
doesn't remember freaking cool. Yeah, doesn't knock Eli's fucking past
the tyree. You don't remember that ship something to think
about it. He doesn't remember that at all. You don't
even have appreciation. So when he's like, I'm a giants,
I'm like, you fucking haven't been through the trenches. You
never sat through Daniel Jones for six years. Dude, you

(01:22:22):
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I would know. I would not be I don't think.

Speaker 6 (01:22:26):
I think I just changed my mind.

Speaker 1 (01:22:28):
Yeah, I would have to kill myself, like kill clone me,
kill right right right me? Me is everything?

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
You're good. You don't need to go to therapy out
of McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
I probably do.

Speaker 6 (01:22:37):
Okay, we're killing our clones.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Bye, all right, Robert, you would you don't.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Believe cloning, don't do it?

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Stop clone team clone kill. I wouldn't kill my clone,
but I also wouldn't want it near me, but.

Speaker 6 (01:22:50):
You would want it representing you outside of around me
commit crimes that now you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:22:55):
You think about that, there's only one there's only a
handful of reasons that clone there and one of them slavery.
Two of them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
I'm just guessing, thinking out loud, like why would you
not clone, Like, hey, this guy does this, we could
just clone him.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
You don't think iHeart wants to clone us?

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
They do.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
We just make them live here, yeah, never stop working, Yeah,
and still not sell them. We do that. That's what
I art does. No pay, but yeah, it gets to
work free, which is basically what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Now I get it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
But like there's like experiments would be the thing that
they would have or like that to commit crimes.

Speaker 6 (01:23:35):
Crimes for sure, but none of the experiments would be
Like I couldn't experiment on my clone and hope that
I would learn anything about myself because again they're not
the same, but it might be similar body composition, yes,
but like brain composition, no soul.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Composition, no composition, yeah you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:23:55):
And also like not even body composition, because if you're
cloning me, I've my body threw a lot that the
clone has never been through. So body, how do you
even replicate that?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
Look, dude, you haven't been doing add at all for
thirty two of your years. Okay, like, what do you like?
This fucking clone has got nothing?

Speaker 6 (01:24:10):
Yeah, exactly, it's a different world.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
Yeah, please don't clone. I don't believe in it. I
don't don't clone. But Robert, you would not be friends
with your clone. No, I would not be friends. We
didn't even kill you wouldn't hit the kill.

Speaker 6 (01:24:21):
But we didn't change your mind about killing it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:24):
Just hop on to the kill. But could you get
killing a clone?

Speaker 6 (01:24:27):
Oh, you couldn't kill it because you don't believe in murder.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
But it's not murder. It's you.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
But I can help you hide the body, but it's
you bleaching about them pigs.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
I can work a back hoet the pigs eat the
bones and all. We've got you. We've got your back. Okay,
I appreciate that. You're welcome. So your team killed them,
call me anytime I'm not.

Speaker 9 (01:24:47):
Oh, we'll believe that part of it, right, Yeah yeah, yeah,
it doesn't even have a camera. Just blur out that
part like you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:57):
So thanks. It very obvious.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Um okay, next question is Amanda. Oh, and Amanda gives
us our power rankings for the week. We like to
power rank things every week. Amanda says power rank these
accents and she gives us British, Scottish, Australian, New Zealand,
slash Kiwi and Canadian.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Robert, you go first, all right. Number five for me
will be Scottish, Like.

Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
You hate that one the most.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Yeah, that'd be my least least powerful Scottish. Yeah, I
don't really understand Scottish. It's like, what did you do?
Like you just are like a drunk brit person.

Speaker 7 (01:25:35):
Like I don't know num before we go Canadian because honestly,
it doesn't sound too much different.

Speaker 1 (01:25:39):
Sounds like a guy from Minnesota.

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
There's words, right.

Speaker 7 (01:25:42):
Yeah, Number three, I'm gonna go Australian. Really, I'm gonna
go three Australian. No, actually, you know what, No, it's
number number three. I'm going British. I'm going British to Australian.
Number one New Zealand.

Speaker 6 (01:25:58):
New Zealand's your favorite accent. Yeah, I don't even know
what a New Zealand accent is. Like British and Australian.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
It's like Australian but not does that make sense? So
like Oklahoma, no, no, no, just think Australian but like
less but also more sometimes.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Okay, so maybe it is better because I like Australian,
but maybe not so much.

Speaker 1 (01:26:21):
I think I'll go, I'll go, I'll go with my
next week. You can get yours together.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Okay. Five Scottish. Okay, we all agree.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
It's like you're like, not like it sounds cooler than
British British, but then like I think David Attenborough when
I think cool British, what that means. He's the guy
that's like in all of the planet Earth's like and
the the mother Kangaroo National And you're like, that's a
really good That guy knows a lot of stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
You sound smart, and he's from where.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
I think he's British. If he's not, I'm going to
assume that's British. So I go Scottish first, British fourth
or Scottish fifth, British fourth, Like I don't know nothing.
It doesn't really do anything for me. It's like, unless
you're James Bond, chill out, and most of them are
James Bond most of the high pitch, like I'm a
good wow, like I.

Speaker 4 (01:27:11):
Three Canadian because it's kind of just like unless you're
talking about like school where they say grade eight instead
of eighth grade, or like you say that the letter
Z is pronounced z, like get the fuck out of
here with that, like it's just your your cool Minnesota friend.
Oh yeah, yeah over there, Yeah you can kind of
like they say funny little slang words. They say I'm

(01:27:32):
gonna have a shower instead of take a shower. Garage
that's how they say garage. Really yeah, I don't know
that the Canadians that they occupent.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
It, but I don't know. Two, I put Kiwi New
Zealand just I don't know. I think it's cool, it's
a full sound. But then Australian just I don't know.
When they say now that's your number one, I asked
me if Red's my favorite color.

Speaker 6 (01:27:57):
Is read your favorite color?

Speaker 7 (01:27:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
That's how I would saying Australian not Australia. That doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 6 (01:28:08):
I think of blue when I think of Australian. Are
they Australian? Are the Kiwi.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Look that up?

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:17):
I don't know. I'm glad that you're in the blue sphere.
Although people fucking love Blue, it was pretty great. Blue
is one of the last annoying ones.

Speaker 6 (01:28:25):
So that's why I need to know where blue is from.

Speaker 1 (01:28:27):
Blue Your Danny Go was the other one. Yeah, my
kids pig.

Speaker 6 (01:28:31):
Socks no Pepa Pig is outlawed in my house because
she has a sassy bad attitude and we do attitudes.
I don't even mind.

Speaker 1 (01:28:38):
The pig part is Australian. Australia, right, So yeah, then
Australian was the right numb the right one, and then
Flat do you ever you didn't watch anything Flat of
the Concords. Those guys are New Zealand's New Zealand. I
don't know the difference. Betwe guy's name is Britt, Hey, Britt,
come on here, Britt.

Speaker 6 (01:28:55):
Okay, it's kind of cute and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
It was just like I feel like it's more high
pitched Australia. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
Somebody smarter than me please explain the difference between them.
But nay, that's my best Australia.

Speaker 6 (01:29:09):
So that's why you think Australia is number one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
That's not an off. That's an off. It's a Crocodile Hunter.
I've heard of him. It's a great film, all right,
you go.

Speaker 6 (01:29:18):
Okay, So a number one I think would be New Zealand.
If we're explaining it correctly, it's a little less Australian.
Number two is Australia.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Okay, obviously those are one too.

Speaker 6 (01:29:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay. British would be the third.
I don't mind. British doesn't bother me at all. If
someone starts talking in a British accent, I'm like, okay,
that's fine. Sounds like a yeah, it's cute as long
as it's not annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
It's cute. But there's a fine line.

Speaker 6 (01:29:43):
There's definitely a fine line line like Prince I can
deal with Prince.

Speaker 1 (01:29:48):
Harry, uh huh.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
They're cool, Yeah, their accent, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:29:55):
So.

Speaker 6 (01:29:55):
Canada would be four. You go Canada for yeah, and
then that leaves scott Yeah that's annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Scottish can be cool, but Scottish wears thin very fast correct.

Speaker 6 (01:30:06):
Being submerged in that all the time would be exhausting.
I'm surprised Irish.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Isn't on there. I feel like I rishly just won.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
You think it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Like when you hear somebody just crush an Irish accident,
like the Rocks.

Speaker 6 (01:30:19):
I think the worst. Someone from Boston. It's the one
that hurts my ears the most. They're like dirty.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
No Philadelphia is is that like kind of the same thing.
It's like Eastern Shore but trashier.

Speaker 6 (01:30:32):
No, New York.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
I can't get some water, watch the birds. I can't.
It's not a very good Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (01:30:40):
I remember the first time I heard someone from Louisiana.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Talk Louisiana Ki rocks though, I was like, where are
we get some gators over there? No, it was on.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
I couldn't even understand what they were saying.

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Yeah, And when you like it's like when you have
like British people, like when I watch soccer, I haven't
up of British guys that will watch with us. And
like when there's like somebody that comes over that finds
out like, oh, I'm a west Ham fan where you
just here for work, and they'll watch it like they
get British British.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
When they talk to each other.

Speaker 1 (01:31:09):
And it's like, oh, I barely understood that at all.
That's weird. Yeah, that's how Louisiana it all come from.
The same stuff. How do we talk like this? Yeah?
Wild that was a good power ranking shout out to Amanda.
I don't think you've written them before, but I appreciate you.

Speaker 6 (01:31:25):
I hope you don't have an accent.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Yeah, she's Scottish. She's like, fuck, they all Scottish. Last
I'm sure you're great. Your accent's amazing, beautiful, You're perfect
forgive us all right. She's probably like no, like belief,
bye bye all right. Uh. Next question from Luke Soyin,

(01:31:49):
and Luke says, if you add sea salt to any food,
does that make it seafood? What kind of make it?
Surf and turf?

Speaker 6 (01:31:59):
What is the number one thing you're adding sea salt
to the first thing you think of when you're thinking
of sea salt?

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
What is it on beef? You're joking?

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
What's the first thing you think of when you think
of serving? What you're going to put sea salt on fries?

Speaker 1 (01:32:12):
Thank you? Okay? Do you want to know? Mine?

Speaker 2 (01:32:15):
Is what?

Speaker 6 (01:32:16):
Carmel?

Speaker 1 (01:32:18):
Okay? Salted caramel? Okay? That is a weird tambo.

Speaker 9 (01:32:24):
That it is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
But why, like they were like, you know what, this
could use more salt.

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
I don't know why it's the fudge from BUCkies.

Speaker 1 (01:32:30):
Sea salt.

Speaker 6 (01:32:31):
Okay, that's the first thing I think of when you
say sea salt. So when you said seafood, it made
me want to throw up.

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
But it's from the sea where this is beef, I
would imagine. I just like to think that sea salt. Now,
don't fact check me on this, please do I actually
I am a I am a museum member, so I'm
probably pretty learning.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
You'll probably learn about this tell us where sea salt.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
I like to think of sea salt as like when
you when you have your your whole what is it
jar of sea salt? Be pour on your stuff that
they just scoop up a bunch of sea wa water,
set out in the sun, and then they let it
and then whatever is left they're like, this is our
sea salt, put it in the thing and they ship
it off.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
It might be just from the sea.

Speaker 6 (01:33:11):
Where does Himalayan sea salt come Outaya? Is that a
mountain in the well mountains.

Speaker 1 (01:33:18):
The Himalaya Seas? Where is that?

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
It's next to Louisiana, Egypt. Just take a left at
the burger king.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
If you're up at the gas station, and then you
go the way to Himalaya. I don't know, I'm bad
at geography. Where Isaya? Can you look?

Speaker 6 (01:33:39):
I need to make sure my husband picked up my groceries.

Speaker 1 (01:33:43):
Is that okay?

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Where?

Speaker 1 (01:33:44):
Yeah? This isn't like a professional podcast. It's in Asia.
Really yes, it stretches across five countries, Bututan, China, India,
Nepal and package.

Speaker 6 (01:33:57):
That barely means anything to me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
I like Bane Bu Tane, the lighter people. That's what
I'd like to think that they do. I don't obviously
the country of Bane. It's just famous for lighters and
sea salt.

Speaker 6 (01:34:10):
Well apparently pink Fimalayan.

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
And then aren't there like Himalayan salt lamps that are
supposally good for you.

Speaker 6 (01:34:17):
Yeah, and salt rooms if you have like allergies and
stuff or you're feeling to salt rooms. It's really cool.
Really does it work?

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
They said it did? I mean, I was like, you
go sit in a room full of salts, Well, we
have to like you can like the walt stuff in it.
And I'm like, right, but like you couldn't. Just they
don't have TV, not the one that No, why I
don't need t but like what if you get bored,
you can probably take your iPad in and read stuff.
If it's like a Sunday and it's football, I think
you could take it in. Do you want to try? No, Oh,

(01:34:47):
this doesn't seem like a cool vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:34:49):
I mean, if it makes you feel better.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Hey, guys, he built this room of salt.

Speaker 6 (01:34:52):
Comes in you, We're going to charge you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
That's really what I mean. And the next thing where
you can just be like, let's just rip people off
on this does work. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
If it works for you, you would pay for it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Yeah, but you just gotta convince people that does work.
I don't know. That's how colts get there. You know,
they're just gonna figure out, like what's gonna bring everybody
in and how can we avoid being like criminals. But
I don't want to do the sex part of the
weird Colt stuff like some people do. It turns out
like either to do like a sex cult or the guns.
That's usually where it ends up being what I've learned

(01:35:26):
rooms that I know about. Well, I'm not I'm just
going on Colts now. I'm sure that they like could
run salts, but maybe we're like a salt Colt salt cult.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
I might join.

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
We just build us a room.

Speaker 6 (01:35:40):
See such as, how do you Malayan salt?

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
How hard can that be?

Speaker 6 (01:35:45):
Well, they have to buy like the bricks of salt,
and then they build the room like a cave.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Who says that that's what it is like to get
like a certified guy.

Speaker 6 (01:35:54):
You can say that from Himalaya.

Speaker 1 (01:35:56):
Okay, we can look up one guy and you want
to come to America.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
Okay, greates kind on Earth And they're like, I'm in,
but Tan, I'm so fucking lutely I want to come there.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
Hell yeah, and I'm going to bring my bricks of salt.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
But like we would just get discount bricks.

Speaker 4 (01:36:08):
I'd get yoga man like yoga blocks and be like, yeah,
just can you like color these and just say that
they got salt on them, and then we would just
build the stuff that way.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
I'm going to take you to one. It's going to
be expensive, probably I'm not gonna pay for that. Not
that expensive. Make you feel better if I want to
go to a salt room and just pretend it's an
escape room the whole time.

Speaker 6 (01:36:27):
Try to get out. You're taking the bricks down, my brick, What.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Are you doing? Stop eating the salt. I thought, okay, guys,
so this clock right here, this clock's looking a little funny, like, stop,
please get your tongue off the salt. Quit pulling things,
please please.

Speaker 6 (01:36:43):
Quit pulling uninvited to my salt room.

Speaker 1 (01:36:45):
I'm just saying they're cool. We could make, oh make
a comba though an escape room salt room, so it's
good for you, but also.

Speaker 6 (01:36:53):
You're trying to get out, you can charge double. I've
never been doing an escape room.

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
That seems like I feel like I would hate it. Same,
not interesting. There's there's people that are into escape rooms,
and I'm not faulting those people at all.

Speaker 4 (01:37:03):
I feel like I would be. I'm the guy like
when you're drinking, like, hey, let's play this card game.
I'm like, absolut fucking litely not same. And there's a
million like Cards against Humanity I play, I get, I
get apples and apples I get.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
It was like, the last thing I ever want to
do is play a game like if you're doing like
a drinking game where it's like a specific if you
should do some quarters or whatever, that's fine. Your pong
Back in the day, I was down for that. I
do not want to play a board game.

Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
I kind of don't even want to play Cornhole or
like those games.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
But I understand that because I can kind of passively right.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
Your tail gaming whatever, but that I don't want to
do that.

Speaker 1 (01:37:41):
I don't want to do a thing where I have
to keep score or I have to remember a rule,
and if you have to explain anything to me, I'm
definitely not listening to it.

Speaker 6 (01:37:47):
That's I'm like that sober though too. I don't like games.

Speaker 1 (01:37:50):
I'm not a big games guy either either, not a
big games guy. Occasionally, you know, I fuck with Simuno fair,
but like mood's gotta be right when I'm drunk, I'm
just gonna be mean no board games.

Speaker 4 (01:38:01):
I don't like losing, so then I get pissy that
I'm losing. And then you're like, why are you being quiet, Alex?
Because I'm losing, And I don't want to be mad
because I'm like your family's house right now, and I
don't want your dad to.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Think I'm a dick. But I'm twelve beers deep. Your
dad didn't see the seven beers I had at the
pool before I came in.

Speaker 6 (01:38:15):
How'd you get out like this?

Speaker 1 (01:38:16):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:38:17):
Who made you this way? I don't know, because your
mom and dad are so no they are are they competitive?

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
I think I just did to myself. Maybe this is myself.

Speaker 6 (01:38:25):
But what where did they go wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:38:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
I always just had like an inherent rage about random stuff,
and it usually came with like when my team didn't
do well, I.

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
Would be mad about it.

Speaker 6 (01:38:35):
Are parents in sports though, Like my dad was in
football and then the television the team, No, he did it,
But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
I think because it's in we're a little therapy session here, okay,
sometimes a podcast room. Can I think I really had
to dig to the root of it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:51):
Like I would always be scared that because I was
a fan of the Giants, the Giants who were not
a local team. So I was always afraid that, like
people would make fun of me at school if my
team loss, even though I had no fact on tracked
around anything I did, and so I would be like lost,
why are you doing it? I'd be mad, really, And
then I think that it's stimms from that, and it
was just like, maybe you should have just chilled out
a little an Alex.

Speaker 6 (01:39:11):
Okay, so you don't want your girls to be like
home team fans so that they're.

Speaker 1 (01:39:15):
Not they're going to be giants. Fans, they're not going to.

Speaker 6 (01:39:18):
They're going to be even to save them like later
in life trauma.

Speaker 1 (01:39:21):
They're gonna be giants.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
We're just going to coach them through, like we don't
care about this, doesn't affect I'm going I'm getting a
lot better about it as I get older. But just
like I vent by myself, but I'm not doing it
for the kid. That's the whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:39:32):
You're growing.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
I'm growing growing. The cool thing about like when you learn,
Like when you see your kid learning, he's like, just
don't fuck them up. Just don't fun him up. And
I think there's a lot of people that don't think that.
And then like if I do think, I think I'm
on the right path, that's true. Would that fuck up
the kid? Probably don't do that. Don't do that. And
I'm really good at being like, no, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (01:39:52):
Then look at you, Yeah you're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Like the Yankees the Yankees game this weekend, I just
sat her down and I turned it off and I
was like, we're and watch something else. It is, yeah,
Patrol or rubble in Friends, whatever it was. Hey, I
don't even care about the Yankees.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
D whatever, imagine care about baseball when football is going on,
Like fucking cares?

Speaker 6 (01:40:12):
Do you know who my husband is?

Speaker 8 (01:40:15):
No, that makes you obviously tell me that that your
team's not doing well. When you say something like that,
we watch every game, all of them. I watch every
over one hundred Yankees games a year. Yeah, and I
just have it now. I just can't like I just
turned and we blow, we we go down like Nope.

(01:40:35):
Growing up, I'll look at it on my phone. I'll
see the score change, I'll turn on first bad thing happens.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
Nope. I was texting Robert this. This is weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (01:40:43):
When the Yankees played the Astros Friday night. I called
exactly what's gonna happen. I told you guys, exactly what's
gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (01:40:50):
And it worked. I was like, yeah, I know. He
turned it off.

Speaker 7 (01:40:52):
Yeah, it was a pretty close game. And then they
would go to extras and how ex texted. He's like,
Altre is gonna walk in or they can They're gonna
wait for that.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
If Williams is out there, it's we're fucked. It's over.
It's game over. And then he was out there, was
like to the Korea. You knew, and I think they
both got hit. Yeah, seafood is where we were at.

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:41:18):
No, putting sea salt on food does not make it
a surfing turf.

Speaker 1 (01:41:21):
Go bye, because well that's surfing turf. You're wrong. The
caramel is the turf, the surf is the sea. It's
so gross. You're just adding a little sea to its
so gross?

Speaker 3 (01:41:32):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
Adam F writes in and says, should I still be
expected to tip the valet if they lose my car?

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
Oh my?

Speaker 6 (01:41:41):
When does that ever happen?

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
I guess if you were like Feris, you didn't watch
now I know what it's about. Kind of they leave
their car, somebody does a joy ride with it, like
there and you put the fuck so that might there's
somebody's joy riding around and I think you get out
of my I'm not tipping. I'm not tipping.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
I always offer for the valet to give it a
go around the block. Really, it's like my joke, like
my dad joke, Hey keep it under this those car
seats take her around the block. And then I always like,
ha ha, this girl's weird. I drive a mom Mobile.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
I would imagine the probably wouldn't be pushy if you
were like, I'm not going to tip or pay if
it gets to the you lost my car.

Speaker 1 (01:42:20):
The one thing you're supposed to do is not this.

Speaker 6 (01:42:22):
You're not getting a tip.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
It's a funny question.

Speaker 3 (01:42:26):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
I hate when you go to a place where it's
like that must valet, which is a lot of places
in here, but it's also like it's always the places
with like twelve total parking spots and they're like, well
it's valley only, Like I can walk to the car,
I see the car.

Speaker 6 (01:42:39):
Why am I tipping you for that?

Speaker 1 (01:42:40):
I've done that before where I'm just like, dude, now
I'm just I have You're a hassle now that I
have to wait out here behind three other people to
get my keys to walk to a car that I see.
But it's a thing if you were just like here, man,
here's your keys, Like that would be way easier. I
don't know. It's a weird it's a weird move they
do that. Yeah, you don't know in the parking spots,
do you you're renting? Yeah, I don't know how it works.

(01:43:01):
I'll walk. So No, you should not be expected to
tip if the value loses your car I hope they
don't lose your car. Yeah, I hope this isn't a
question it happens, all right. Last question we got is
from Chris Black, and Chris says, would man made damn
or would a man made damn make a better ladle

(01:43:23):
than a beaver made damn.

Speaker 4 (01:43:26):
There's a thing on this podcast you don't know. I'm
glad that this had been sitting there for a while.
I'm glad that we had a guest on because I
had to explain it to you. Everything in the world
is a ladle. Okay, Like, put a handle in anything,
it becomes a ladle. Whether or not it's a good ladel,
that's up for debate.

Speaker 1 (01:43:41):
That's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Pat has disagreed with me that on for for years.
Why do you think that just it's put it put
a handle on this microphone.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
It's lattle. It's not a very good ladle, but it's ladle.

Speaker 6 (01:43:51):
A ladle is a thing that you scoop, scoop.

Speaker 1 (01:43:54):
Yeah, gravy, it's a whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:43:56):
But like, yeah, I'm seeing it now.

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
And then it's just like varying, everything's a varying degree
of whether it would be a good ladel or not okay,
So what's the question. So would a man made damn
make a better ladle than a beaver made damn? You
put put a handle on on both the dams, which
which one is a better ladele? To you?

Speaker 4 (01:44:18):
Because I would lean man made. But what I I
also wanted to factor it is like the grit and
determination and it goes into the beavers.

Speaker 6 (01:44:27):
Right getting out there and they're fucking scruffing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:31):
Yeah, chewing, that would putting it together, and they're putting
it together dirty.

Speaker 6 (01:44:35):
Support local, yeah, and support local, organic, organically farm.

Speaker 1 (01:44:40):
Yeah, I would say I kind of want to go
beaver made damn over man made damn.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
You're gonna buy that one at the farmer's market.

Speaker 1 (01:44:49):
Yeah, it's gotta be more expensive, for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:44:51):
It's definitely gonna be market more expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:44:53):
Because it's like this is organic beaver made damn ladles
than if the man made damn ladles.

Speaker 6 (01:44:59):
But I like to think that men have figured out
how to do it better than beavers.

Speaker 1 (01:45:04):
Yeah, okay, Robert, where do you go go with? I'm
gonna go with beavers.

Speaker 6 (01:45:08):
Oh all right, that's what beavers were made for.

Speaker 1 (01:45:15):
Like that's literally like that's their thing, Like they were born.
They're like, fuck this water, Let's block it.

Speaker 6 (01:45:20):
That's all I've got to do in life.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Have you seen the videos of people that have like
beavers that live in their house and they just put
like they'll take their kids toys and just stack them.
You're lying, No, not.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
A real live beaver?

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:45:33):
Is it real?

Speaker 1 (01:45:33):
Or is it AI? It's real? This was before like
AA I was the AI it is now. I don't
like animals. The only AI videos I've started to like
kay of now are Have you seen the trampoline where
it's just a bunch of different random animals on a
trampoline and it was like a bear.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
The bear would obviously rip through that. There's no way
that bearst in And there was just like one bunny.
And then somebody did it with like twelve bunnies now bouncing.
And then I saw last night somebody did sharks. You
think that's better than the people that are cleaning the Yeah,
that's weird. Barnicles, the whales.

Speaker 1 (01:46:03):
That's weird. The like this on a tramplant is funny.
The barnacles are standing on a whale scrubbing, arising. It's
like the whale would obviously go back underwater, wanted the
barnacles off. I mean that makes sense, like thirty foot
snake across like the the Nile River. And they're like,

(01:46:23):
then your grandma will posted it and she's like, guys,
you see go to Egypt.

Speaker 6 (01:46:29):
Go to Memphis instead Memphis.

Speaker 1 (01:46:32):
Also yeah, not Memphis also placed in Egypt. So I
guess yeah, man made damn. No you guys said, I said,
baver made damns. Get the two to one vote. All right,
that is our podcast. That's it, the break Glass in
case of Baby podcast. You've made it through it. Thanks
for having me. Do you want to do it again?

Speaker 6 (01:46:51):
Then yeah, I'm ready. I'm your lifeline whenever you need me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:55):
Okay, we'll record next week. We're gonna stop recording. We'll
just start next week's let's do it. Let's go. Pat's
just like, where the fuck? What are we doing? Sorry
for like seven podcasts? Sicker if you if you are
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Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
I need to fucking pay for my kid, all right,
So by merch, please by merch passagame merch dot cole
all right. We end the episodes every week with a
random celebrity generator when sometimes it just does a whole band.
So you can say, any random celebrity or person pops up, yep,
if that person pops up, then you win.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
You don't win anything.

Speaker 6 (01:48:28):
Does anyone win?

Speaker 1 (01:48:29):
It's been done three times? You're joking three times? Three times?
Very rare. Demi Levado is your nose? Who is yours?
Selena Gomez? And I had Oasis, Lawrence Taylor and Oasis.

Speaker 6 (01:48:43):
And they popped up?

Speaker 1 (01:48:44):
No? Did I get three times?

Speaker 3 (01:48:45):
Then?

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
Because I had Neil Arms or no, I had Evil
and Evil? Who's in charge? Three times? This random thing
you're jo pops up? All right? So there's gonna be
eight bands and or people.

Speaker 6 (01:48:58):
That pop up, and I have to say that name
of one of them.

Speaker 1 (01:49:00):
You don't, I mean, no one. Most of the time
we don't get it. Oh, so who do you want
to you can pick first? Who do you want to pick?

Speaker 6 (01:49:07):
Any celebrity dead or alive? Heath Ledger, Heath Ledger, that's
a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
Thank you. Hugh Jackman, David Bowie. I've been on David
Bowie for a while. I'm due. Hugh Jackman, Heath Ledger,
David Bowie, and Leanne Ryans, Ginger Rogers, Alan Titch, tomorsh Diego, Maradona,
Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Willem Dafoe and George Clooney. Didn't

(01:49:36):
Natalie Quartman last time?

Speaker 6 (01:49:37):
I think no way, but he's going to be so mad, all.

Speaker 1 (01:49:40):
Right, David Bowie, Heath Ledger, Jackman, You Jackman, wondered again,
Manuel Arontes, The Velvet Underground, Madonna, David Frost, Beast Boys,
Alec Baldwin, Steve McQueen and Sergio Aguerre are going to
one more, one more, third times charm, Hugh Jackman, Keith Edger, Fledger,
David Bowie for Razoo, Bulk, William May's elgend Baylor, Christian

(01:50:05):
dunst Ellen, de Generes, Missuit, Ozill Public Enemy, and Matt Damon. Nope, dang,
nobody got next time. If you had, that would been hilarious.
That would have been one for one. All right, Love
you guys, Thanks for hanging out. Sorry, this this was
a it was a different vibe of an episode, but

(01:50:26):
I appreciate you coming on. And uh, we'll have more
back on again. Maybe we have mo with Pat too.

Speaker 6 (01:50:31):
Oh we can talk. Yeah, that ain't contry and.

Speaker 4 (01:50:34):
Then I'll be like a little not sex. You guys,
shut up, just shut up, all right, love you guys,
have a great rest of the week. We'll talk to
you next week and until then. Past the Gravy, Yeah bitches.

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Speaker 1 (01:51:20):
Man, we laugh, no.

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Speaker 8 (01:51:38):
Wrench bitch

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
Mhm.