Pass The Gravy #636: Hogtober

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby put the top and leads bread. As we're listening
to Past the Grave Gray, Well, goin fishing for your
bitch today with Chunk and Houston Neck Houston Baby.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's Past the Gravy Episode six thirty six with me,
your buddy Alex, and my good friend Robert Barbosa Jokes
aka the Hog starting Hogtober, Happy Hogtober.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Robert, Thank you, thank you enjoining us today. We have
a very special guest.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
You may have heard him on Past the Gravy podcast before,
also from Jonathan's The Rub The Pat Dion.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Welcome to the show, dude, How you dumb? Are you dumb?
I'm Italian?

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Now I like that, But if I just did that,
I picked a new ethnicity to be every week.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
It would get a little icy at certain points. So
I think you can get away with Italian. You probably
do Italian French. I would have to just do a
tour of Europe. Yeah, just most of.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Europe, German, Scandinavia. I'd run out pretty quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah, you get to certain other countries you can pull off.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
From Barcelona they're all white. Do they all just have
Is it a lisp they have or is it just
a joke that anyway does? I think that's just the
way I speak Spanish. Over there, they say words in English.
They just have fun. If I went over there, I
was like, oh, it's so happy to be in Barcelona.
They pick. We don't actually do that. Let's not just
stop it.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
Absolutely, it's like Melbourne. They don't pronounced, don't they don't
pronounce in Melbourne. They like Melbourne.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I mean we do that.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Everywhere we say Louisville, they say little Loovo. That's just
called a native accent. Go to England, they've got fourteen
different shitty ways to speak the English language.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, it's like, I know it's called English, but we
won that war, so we just perfected it all right.
America speaks it the best. We've got two cool ways,
Irish and Scottish. Those sound fun.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Yeah, absolutely they do.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Dude, it feels like we recorded our last live I
mean we've put out episodes each week, but like we
Robert was going out of town the last time we
recorded together. There's a Monday we had to record to
put it out so Robert could be on it, and
then we had one in the Can with Mo. Hopefully
you guys liked that last week with Mo Lunsford. I
thought I got some good feedback on it. So appreciate

(02:40):
you guys checking that out and give it most some love.
But it's been it feels like it's been since Nam
that we've done a podcast.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I just miss you guys so much, so much. You
guys made me cry. It's so good that we're back together. Yeah,
on another journey. Yeah, your daughter can't keep us apart forever. No,
she can't. No, they can't. I guess it's a fun
thing that I do.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
I blame almost everything exclusively on my friend's children's. Now
it's fun. I and I threatened to fight my friend's
baby all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
I mean, babies are not very good fighters from what
I've I've understood. That's why I'm confident I could win. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Also, he needs to get that fucking look off his face. Yeah,
who are you looking at?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Bro? Every picture he posts he looks like he's got
an attitude. Yeah, somethings they do.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Yeah, So when I go to his wedding at the
end of the year, We're gonna fight there, you go,
I'm gonna fight his child.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Yeah, I mean, as long as you get like like
make sure that there's some like sort of waiver signed
so you can nah just legally, it's gonna go for it.
As your attorney, I would. I'm pretty sure his wife
will be cool with it. Okay. Yeah, as long as
she's cool, then it doesn't matter what he thinks. She
puts up with him. I think she's got a pretty
high tolerance for idiocy.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I've I did miss you guys, but I I wanted
to start the pot.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I don't I didn't know that this was a thing
that you can still do. Did you know you can just.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Still buy can't Gatorade? Like remember when you go to
camp it was like this. It was in like the
little round power raid thing and like you get your
lunch and you'd buy a Canton and Gatorade.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
They still have them. I saw it.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
It was like an Amazon ad on a I think Facebook,
and I think, well, I'm obviously getting me.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
So this is like when I bought all that candy
and bulk. Yeah, like Robert, you want red or orange.
I'll go red.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
I guess you. I have never had cant gatorade. Dude
back in like cold, right, I kept them cold, kept
them cold. I mean I didn't have a cooler to
bring was small enough.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
But this springs back, right.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I remember going to like there, I went to like
a tennis, golf and basketball camp. It was like you
did a different thing each day, and like this was
the fucking highlight of lunchtime. Is canned Gatorade.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
It's the school logo.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Oh yeah yeah. And I don't think it's old. I
don't think like this one was bottle or can.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
No, it says throwback addition on it. Yeah. So these
are made cann June of twenty six. And it's also
not carbonated. It's just in a can. So it's literally
just like a Gatorade, but they put it in a can.
And I don't know what makes it so much cooler. Nostalgia.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Yeah, I don't know, but I was like, you know what,
I should bring the boys some some of these you
can just you can just go on Amazon and get these.
This is not a free add or an endorsement for Gator.
I actually bleep the air blur these out if you
can just blow out the cans have.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I know you should just shoved in the camera, show
it in the camera, but it's all blurred out. But yeah,
I don't know. It's cracked a couple of these. It's
like it's like crack a cold on Robert, just a
cold Gatorade.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I'm about to replace my Electra, Like so fucking dude, Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
The other night, Emma was like, are you drinking? I
was like, yeah, gatorade? Yeah, in your face. Look it's
a school night. I'm not getting hammered. I just had
six Gatorades. How long can until she can booze it
back up here? Or can she? Now she just has
to pump and dump. Yeah she can't. Now. We had
some champagne when we got home. Nice.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
First, Nice, have you used the breast milk to make
a white rush?

Speaker 4 (06:00):
And yet no they didn't do a shot of it. Nice.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
That's a real man. If you're a real man, you
gotta drink the titty milk at least try it. I
love that woman. I'm not saying like every day have
a glass.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Everything she does, is there placenta with a C section? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
I mean you still have placenta. We donated it.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
They are somewhere. Yeah, I understand my hero or anything.
We donated it, you get eating it. I didn't get
a T shirt or anything. That's gross. Yeah, you could
have eaten it. And I was like, can I just
keep in a jar? I'm from aldehyde jar.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
Yeah, you either have to get it stored, or you
can donate, or you can just say, like I want
to throw it away.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
And I was like, I don't know, that.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Would have been really funny if you just pulled out
a mason jar, like I brought my own containers.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Tossed in this hand. I'm gonna throw some soy sauce
and salt. We're gonna marinate it.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Hell yeah, we gonna make ourselves some nice placenta steaks tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Some nice placenta fried rass. I brought it. I brought
a grill. I hope you guys don't mind me lighting
it up. What's the policy? George Foreman's in the delivery room.
It's fine. Yeah, but we donated the placenta. That's like
an option that give you can either like store it
for a billion dollars a month or whatever it is.
It's a lot. So we did not do that, But

(07:14):
what would you store it for like just a half later.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
The placenta, I think the placenta and or the umbilical
cord has like stem cells in it, So like if
your kid got sick later and you had paid to
store it, you could theoretically use that to hopefully help them.
I don't have the money to store it. People have

(07:40):
freezers at home, though, right, That's why I was saying,
like can I just take it home? Like if I
just put it in a jar, it might be like here, Doc,
I brought this. We saved this for twenty years.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Maybe it has to be like sushi grade where it
has to be stored it like a certain temperature that
the average freezer is not.

Speaker 4 (07:54):
Yeah, probably does. It's more scientific people than myself. Like ashimi. Yeah,
just like sushi. It's placenta like shashimi. That's the the
sshimi of the body. See, I've always heard people can
eat it. You can't eat it raw? Is that how
you're supposed to do it? Like?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I know animals in the wild will eat it, but
they're animals. They are used to eating raw. Ship are
we supposed to eat it raw?

Speaker 4 (08:17):
You sounded dirtless. I mean you, why not as simple?
It's because the MAO clinic says can be eating, it
can be harmful. Can bey you harmful every stuff? Yeah

(08:38):
that's true. I think you extract other stuff.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I don't know, but yeah, I did get the placenta
donated and they did tell us thank you. But I
was like, I'd like a shirt if I donate blood,
they give me shirts. This seems like it's more important
than blood or some depending on how people that need blood.
Somebody needs somebody needs placenta.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
You should get a discount on like the delivery fee.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
You really should. Yeah, you should have threatened and be like, uh,
we'll sell it to you. Oh we don't do that. Fine,
I'm taking it. Then yeah, they would like so it's
gonna take it. I'm gonna throw it in the trash
or you can pay me for it.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Like my wife got a free meal each like meal
period and then they're like do you like for you
it's just X amount of Like no, no, I'm not
gonna pay.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
No, I can leave, I'll go get Jimmy Johns.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Like you just feel like like you know, they're just
charging you at the ass, Like every time they come in,
they got to scan her little bracelet, then they scan
the equipment.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
It's beep beep, beep, beep, beep, beep beep, And I
was like, I can just hear thousands of dollars right now.
How was the kids here, kids healthy, happy, healthy, awesome?
That's really what matters.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
How was the sleeping on the chair bench this time
better because you were used to it, or worse because
you're older.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I feel like equally as people bitch about it a lot,
like if you just had to sleep in a chair
that you can't lean back, I absolutely understand that being
the worst. Like I had a couch that you could,
like it would be like if you're watching us on
YouTube YouTube dot com slash at Basca podcast, like if
this couch had a like a cushion that you could
just fold down and then you would lay out a

(10:10):
little bit on that, and it's like, it's not the
most comfortable thing in the world. But also, when you
have a kid that is a newborn, they don't really
sleep all night, so you don't really get to sleep
very much. And then when you're in the hospital, the
nurses come in to check stuff all the time. Too,
so you're constantly woken up. So it's just like, I
feel like there are times where I'd see the nurse
and I'd just roll back over.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
I'm like, okay, this is fine.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It's also hard to bitch when you're next to the
woman that just pooped out your child.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
So yeah. I also.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Was trying to just pack as light as I could,
and I got I for camping. I had bought a
thing of thermal blankets, those like shiny mirror looking blankets.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
They're the loudest thing in the world, Like just if you're.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Just crumpling up paper anytime you move, that's any time
you move all under one of those. They're fairly warm.
But my wife hated it. So then the next day
I just went home and got a regular blanket. But
I was like, dude, this is gonna be so clutch,
and they're like.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
What is in there? I was like, did you guys?
Would you guys get to eat lass? I think it's
a blanket. Was it pretty cold in the room? Yeah,
I mean it's like, when you're sleeping, you want a blanket.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
I was gonna say, I canna let you borrow my
cooling blanket. It's very nice, keeps you nice and cool,
so you can turn it to the other side less cool.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah, I don't know, it was it was tight. Kids
here shot my wife though she was she was a badass.
She's a badass. And then within.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Ten minutes of my child being born, like the the
notification I got on my Apple watch as we're going
in from like the delivery room to where like you
get to hang out for two hours to make sure
that everything's good before then they send you into your
actual room, like the recovery room. Jackson Dart named Giants
starting quarterback, and I was like, look at hey, you

(11:57):
will never ever have to go through a Russell Wilson
to start ever, God forbid, God forbid.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
But I was like, you're gonna only know the good days.
She's only gonna know the good days. And then three
days later for the but they won the game. They
won the game. Yeah, want to know, you know.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
It's just gonna give Jackson Dart more of a chance
to develop because he doesn't have to force the one guy,
doesn't have.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
To force the one guy. It's lots of stuff, lots
of stuff coming up, But we can talk about football
here in a little bit.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
I just wanted to crack a cold on a Gatorade.
It's like, this is fucking awesome. This is awesome having
having canned gatorade just tastes better out of a can.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, it does. It does. I feel like I'm at camp.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
It's like the can or the like the bottle with
like the swivel mouth. Yeah, it fits into your mouth.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
But this is bad in the bottle because it feels
like like what do you what do you do with
a can? It feels like I shouldn't have this. It's
like when you open it, you have to finish it.
Oh yeah, to put back on. No, but it's it's
like beers, like it's just like you can just delete
six of them. M hm. I was watching Money if
it was just good, good, good good. I got that's

(13:08):
the last orange one I have? Oh thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
Orange is my least favorite of the three. Fair enough,
it's a twelve pack. You can't get the all woman limer.
I would get all of the limb liime, you can
get all orange, were all red, but limon lime is
my favorite, and so I've been saving.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Those bad boys. Lemon lime is great. It's a good one.
It's classic.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
That's why they started with it? What else did I
have this this week? No, Robert was I was texted
Robert Roberts checking on on me and and Emma and
the kids and everything, and he filled in for me
on the rod Ryan Sho did a great job, by
the way, and I was like, how did it go
last week? And he was talking about that. He's like, yeah,

(13:47):
you don't usually wake up with an alarm, So it
was weird having an alarm weight me up. Like you
just don't ever have an alarm that goes off to
wake you up. You just wake up when the sun
hits your eyes.

Speaker 4 (13:57):
Is that?

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Like, I don't have an alarm to wake me up.
But it's not like I'm waking up, you know, like
ten am or like that. I'm usually awake between six
thirty and seven thirty, just naturally, just.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Naturally natural body.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
That's crazy. Yeah, So I had to set my alarm
for four thirty. And then I got in my head
about it because I'm like, okay, I need to sleep
right now in order to get six hours of sleep,
and that I thought. I was like, okay, well now
ten minutes I passed nine. I'm getting less than that.
And that just kept happening. So the first day, I

(14:30):
fell asleep at one am and I had to wake
up at four thirty.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Yeah, that's normal, it's just fine. I was like, yeah,
I can't. My wake up is completely ruled by alarms,
because some days I have to wake up at seven
forty five.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Some days I won't have to get out of bed
until two. It was really hard to set it to
get a natural body clock going with that. The other night,
I had like two days in a row where I
didn't fall asleep till like five and then four.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
So yesterday I was about as cranky as you could
possibly fucking be.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
Oh wow, Well Sunday I didn't fall asleep to really
late because also I got really drunk watching that fucking
Sunday night and that ended in its high.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
And then Monday I just couldn't fall asleep, so I
was working on like three hours of sleep at work,
just grumpy. I highly recommend just using the very little
sleep as a just make it a part of your life,
and then you don't realize you don't have to have
no See it doesn't work for me.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
If I was your size, maybe I got a lot
more man that I got to fucking run here superpower.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
It is a superpower. But I thought that was crazy that.
I was like, I just don't. I don't usually wake
up with an alarm. I'm not hating on you. That's
awesome though. No alarm. It's good for you. That's like
the dream. It's just like I wake up when I
get up. Now it's time start my day. That's what
I do on the weekends when it's not football season.
Football season, Yeah, I need to set in along scause.

(15:49):
Otherwise I wake up in fucking noon. I have kids
now that wake me up, so they're kind of human
alarm clocks. Sometimes they wake up before that eight o'clock alarm. Yeah,
I just I just sleep, man. Yeah, yeah, enjoy that life.
You got it good? Everything get good. What was the

(16:10):
next thing I had? Oh, how much biking are you
guys doing? If you need gloves?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I saw a cyclist the other day with the like
fingerless gloves. They were wearing the full like lance armstrong
get up, the spandex everything, the aerodynamic helmet, and I
was like, are you biking all that much?

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Where are you going?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
I think you're doing like miles at a time. If
you're doing that and you wear it just to keep
the I'm assuming the blisters.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Off of you getting that many blisters you're hold onto
a bar.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
But if you're riding for hours at a time and
at some point you're gonna start gripping it tighter and
tighter without even realizing, and also it's moving, Okay, again,
it is kind of necessary. But also pick a different exercise. Dude,
that's so lame. Get a stationary bike.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
I just I hope I'd like to see that you're
doing a lot of miles. If you're wearing the gloves. Oh,
I mean, if you putting them on it, it better
be minimum five. You better be doing minimum five.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
I know what a good bike ride is for bikers,
but I feel like you gotta be doing a lot
or else you're just being like the guy that's playing
pickup basketball with a sleeve on his arm.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
You're being a hard.

Speaker 5 (17:20):
It's just it's such a dumb, dumb hobby. I mean,
I get, I got my my fucking godfather was massive
into biking.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
It's better than running.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I run.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
I hate it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
I don't understand people that like running. It's like I
run because I don't want to be fat. I've never
once been like, man, that was a good run.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I was like, god, I'm live. That's over.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah, those people are like I get a runners high.
You just gotta keep going or you could just never start.
And I'm gonna actually high.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
My high is when I'm done and I'm like, fuck,
yeah that's over. My high is on. Oh I finished exercising.
Time to eat this brownie. Yeah, it's get it. Let's
get those cows back through this brownie. But that doesn't
just like the gloves doesn't just like it's not just
bicycles also like motorcycles. What do you need in gloves

(18:12):
for on a motorcycle? Same thing?

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Long time, the longer you're on there, especially on a motorcycle,
because the bar is probably vibrating a little bit, you're gonna.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
Be holding barely.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I mean it's vibrating a lot, but like it is vibrating,
but like you're not like I get with a bike,
where you're just kind of you're moving back and forth
on it.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Like you're not really having to do anything but just
hang on. On a motorcycle, I feel like he probably
do is gonna wear down the pads on your hands.
Think about it.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I mean have you ever mowed your lawn and it
was taking a while. By the end of it, you're like,
my arms are fucking sore, My hands are kind of
like you start to lose grip strength because you're just
holding on.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
For so long and the vibrations are going, I'm not
gonna be a little bitch and get gloves to my lawn.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, but that you're usually doing that for tops like
forty five minutes. Sometimes on a motorcycle you're driving three
four hours and by you're just your try hard.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Yeah. Can we just look down on the people that
wear the gloves? Is that okay?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Everyone does except for the people that wear them. I
feel like that's like you pull society. One hundred percent
of people that don't ride bikes don't like anything about people.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
That ride bikes. I see a guy sure the road,
get on the sidewalk. Yeah, get out of my way, dude.

Speaker 5 (19:21):
There's people on the sidewalk, there's cars in the road.
Running into a person, gonna do a lot less damage
and running into a fucking car.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Hey man, it's rush hour and you're taking up a
whole lane going two miles an hour. This isn't Europe.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
Chill out, we don't have these walkable cities and then
wide fucking streets for bike lanes and chill, No, we
have them for cars. Yeah, revolution happened for a fucking reason.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Hey guy bitch at me.

Speaker 6 (19:46):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
He wasn't the guy on the bike, but there was
a guy on a bike that was that like went
as well, Like when you turn right by where I live,
there's a crosswalk, and like at lunchtime when I get
off work and stuff, if there's people walking sometimes you
have to wait to turn right. You don't have to
wait for them to clear the crosswalk right like when
they pass, it's my I can go like, you're out
of my way.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
I've let you clear. I yielded. Now I can just
turn And this guy turned back and started jelling that
mat man. I was just like, fuck you whatever, and
just kept going like next time, I'll just murder you.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
I was like I'm not gonna stop, fuck you man.
I keep walking, go to Whole Foods and get your
fucking lunch loser to get out of here, nerd. And
they gotta stop. It was like I did, you are
past me? Done? Like what do you want? What do
you want? But like I would have picked. Out of
the two of them, I would have thought the biker
guy would have been the guy to do it.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
He was on this little little biker thing like, I
don't know why you gotta wear the spandex. The span
dex seems like stop chafing that. I guess I I'm
just new when it comes to bikes.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
I would have to get like NASA level Spandex to
stop chafing from happening for me if I were to
start riding bikes. Yeah, did I ever show you the
picture or send you the picture of after I moved
the last of my sister stuff out how bad my chafing?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
One texted me about how bad it was. I don't
think you sent me a picture.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
I might have accidentally do it. Oh yeah, that was
the inside of my thigh. I'm not gonna show it
to the camera. Was really you want to see?

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Robert? Yeah, it's super gross. Yeah. Yeah, that's some that's
some sashimi right there. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:20):
I was lazy that morning because I was tired from
three consecutive days of moving ship, and I just grabbed.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
Old underwear that had a hole in the gooch. There
you go.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
I wouldn't recommend that I had fucking sliding shorts right
next to them in the drawer.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Tired didn't think, yep, yeah, that happens. But I think
I think biker gloves is kind of a try hard move.
All right, let's all just settle on that you look
like a douche. You can wear them.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
We're all thinking that we're all seeing this guy hard.
Oh all right, Lance Armstrong, chill out. Would you guys
bring in today?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I had last week. I rode on there for the
prep sheet because I was like, Oh, I have idea.
I'm gonna put this, uh like put it on there early,
so I was prepared for this episode, and I wrote
down that I wish you could like schedule text the
way you can schedule like posts on Twitter and shit
to post later. Okay, Because I was at work and
I was like, I want to text the other managers.
It's ten thirty at night. I don't want to bother
them though, and I was like, fuck that. Then I

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get put in the situation of do I text them
and be annoying late at night or do I not
text them? And I'm not gonna fucking remember by the
next day. I later found out that you totally can
schedule texts.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
You can. Yeah, so wait, I saw this in the
prep sheet.

Speaker 6 (22:35):
I didn't say anything because I wanted to be a
big revealed to you because I thought you didn't you
didn't know, but yeah, you absolutely can.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Well, I ended up bringing up to them and they
are my other managers, like, dude, you can totally do it.
So when you press the little plus sign right there,
uh huh on the left, oh, oka't hold on, I
have to go to so in certain group chats you
can certain you can't, like if they for me, if
there's an Android in there, I can't do it because
my phone is old enough to wait, it doesn't have

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that crop. Newer iPhones can't hear this said later right there,
Like in my group chat I can.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
So yeah.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
I found out that also I just have such an
old fucking phone that I can't do it in the
one scenario where I want to do it.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
All right, I'm gonna send you a text, I'm gonna
schedule it now.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
And like I was telling the guy what the android,
I was like, yeah, it just sucks you kid, And
he was the one who's like, no, you totally can.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
I was like, no, look, you can't right here.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
He's like, because your phone's so fucking old, it can't
communicate with androids. I was like, all right, that makes sense.
He's like, I can send them to you guys. I
was like, Oh, that doesn't fucking help me in the scenario.
You guys get mad when I text you late at night,
and then you get mad when I forget the next day.
A right, I'm not gonna write this down to analog
on a piece of paper. It was is nineteen forty six.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
I just scheduled to send to you in two minutes,
so get ready. Let me know when you get it.
I'm all jacked up, let me know when you get it.
But now this is awesome because that like I always
feel like.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Now I can text you things and schedule them for
like four point thirty in the morning, when I know
you'll be awake.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
This is genius.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Well, I always work because I work super early, So
I feel like a lot of times I'm like trying
to text somebody back from something like I don't want
to weak, like I don't want to bother you like
you text me at that night with like I don't
really care about texting you because usually you're also up
sometimes yeah, I'll text you. You text me about the
package game and I was like, oh, dude, I passed
out with the iPad and woke up and that's crazy.

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And like normally I would be like, oh, I'll text
him back, and I would just forget and then you're like, Okay,
well that's gone. We're like if you're trying to text
some like if I'm trying to text you guys about
like hey, when do you all want to meet up
for the podcast or whatever, like I should just start
scheduling it at the same time, like this this is
like music, like three o'clock. And then unless you all
have an issue that I should just start scheduling.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
You'll have to check though, to make sure you can
send it to Bobby with his Android.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
Also birthdays, dude, you can be first birthday text every time.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Now, just be like, all right, when's your birthday? Schedule
it and then schedule midnight that day text right now
so I know her birthday. I won't forget her. But
like somebody like, hey, well, what's what's your birthday? By
the way, cool, and you just scheduled the happy birthday text?
Like wow. Alex remembered at midnight. Yeah, it's a nice guy.
I'm pretty special. I'm just I'm just a nice fella.

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That's just how I am. Schedule the text messages. I
love whenever they're like, did you see the new stuff
on the iPhone? Like, no, no, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
You can use the emoji thing differently and it it
does this where you can crap a guy, I have
a picture.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
I don't know I even notice it change in so
many years. All I know I use like four functions
of the phone. Yeah, all I noticed is when I'm like,
it's just different. Why is it? Why is the the
U R L thing at the bottom is to the top?
I don't like this and then used to it.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
As long as they never moved the flashlight, I think
I'll be okay. Yeah, because that's like the most that
I use the phone for, like outside of scrolling and
ship the actual phone features flashlight more than anything.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
Flashlight alarm. Probably don't fuck with those. But then they like,
chuck out the new iPhone. You still no, I don't care, man, Like,
why you're not gonna get an iPhone? I'll get anw iPhone,
Like I need a new iPhone.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
When this one dies and I won't even get a
new one. I will get the iPhone that is the
oldest one that I can possibly get. It's out of date,
it'll still be newer than this one because I think
this is a sixteen something like that, so it's like
five years old. I don't fucking know to get your
text shirt.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Listen, it's just nope, you suck dude, who's supposed to
sell out there? It is? He guess what he sent me.
You suck as close as you can get, he said,
fuck you, seeba gets get to that now.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's actually this morning, the before we open the kitchen
printer wasn't working. They'll send a test ticket. Suck my dick.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Time, Yeah, fuck is this fucking working?

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Got it? All right? So hey, you know I learned
something new this weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
That is that is a fun thing, and I always
like when you get to learn about like an iPhone
feature way after that wasn't even on the last five updates.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
All right, it's new to me. You know these things
can charge wirelessly. Now you're just said on this pad charge.
I've been on that for years because my fucking thing's
been broken. Just it just turned your phone into just
that a heating pad itself, and then everyone's all, I
have to take it off because it's getting too hot.
But you know it's okay. That's part of it. That's
part of it. Robert, would you bring in for the

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pre cam segment.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
So there's something that happened maybe a couple of weeks ago.
But so, but before while we were away, c J
Stroud wearing the different MLB hats.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
He wore the Mariners. I think he wore. Yeah, what
I so bad? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (27:48):
I want to I want to know what you guys
thought about, because I don't care about the text and
so so it's not like, oh yeah, but he's he's
my guy. I'm in supported no matter what I do,
support the Astros. And so when this guy that plays
on the he's in Texans, is wearing different hat, I'm like,
why are you doing that?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Especially when it's two rivals of our organization, Like I
understand that a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Wear different detections. Is that what you're saying, Well, the
Mariners are the rivals of the Astros. The other hometown
team and the Yankees are also rivals of the Astros.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
Anything any team is a rival of the Astros.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
If you're not the astros for them, I think as
far as Houston's fan base goes, And really, the Mariners
weren't even a rival until this year, don't.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
It's so they're actually doing good.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It's a fashion thing that a lot of people do.
I've known so many people that just buy a bunch
of different like team hats, specifically like.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
They professional athletes in the city with which they were
not wearing them. No, but like that's where you have
to draw the line.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
But it bug It would bug me if like if
Robert was wearing Tampa Bay Rays things, Oh, it matches
my shoes. Like I'm like, dude, you're not a raise man,
what are you fucking doing? Because I've said that Yankees
young Yeah, no, just like the he at him. Oh,
I just go fuck myself, dude. Tell you like people
just fashion.

Speaker 5 (29:05):
If you're just like an everyday person and you do it, yeah,
I think it's stupid. But like, I also don't get fashion.
So it's cool if you're in professional sports, unless it's
like the team you grew up rooting for and you're like, sorry,
I've always been a Mariners fan. I'm from fucking Seattle.
I'd be like Okay, that's fine. We're in every other
team's fucking hat. Except stop, dude, you're.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
The quarterback, like collecting all that hats. I get it,
collect them all you want.

Speaker 5 (29:28):
Don't wear him to fucking press conferences when you're the
quarterback of the city that does not like that team.
What if it was like, especially, don't do it when
you're playing like fucking shit this year. If you're winning,
maybe you can get away with that shange when you're losing.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Yeah, he's in a winning streak. It looks Yeah, he
wore both those hats before they went on the winning streak.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Jalen Hurt tour an Astro's hat at a press conference
a couple years ago and they're like, what the fuck, dude,
and he's like, I'm from Houston.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
See, that's the one that I feel mad at him.

Speaker 5 (29:56):
I'll understand that because I'm like, you know what, he's
not abandoning his fan and just because he was drafted
by another city, completely different sport. I wouldn't want him
wearing a Texans hat. You know, you don't want them
wearing the rival hat of the league that they're in.
But if it's a different league and they're from the city.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Fine. They used to piss me off at the Pro
Bowl when you'd see like Chad Johnson would always switch
hats with some random person. Fucking stop wearing a stop
wearing a Ravens hat. What are you doing? Yeah, you
don't play for the Ravens.

Speaker 5 (30:23):
Also, like, I think Chad Johnson's one of the few
people that can almost get away with it. I'm not
giving them a pass, but it's like, dude, it's Chad Johnson,
you know.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Like Robert do you think it's kind of like it
would be kind of crazy, like if like Pat had
like two different teams hats that he was wearing, Like
he's like, oh, don't worry one team.

Speaker 6 (30:41):
Like I can just I can pop on that. It's like, oh,
it's fashion. You know what I think I would like
if it was a split hat, so like half the
logo and once that half the logo. I would totally
get that hat and wear it a different colors.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
You have to make that.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
What if if people asked I was like, no, I
don't like either team. I just hate the Yankees and
these are the teams that bring them the most.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I remember the Astros had an Astros Cowboys hat and
then the guy got seas and desisted, and I was like,
how do you see some desist somebody? And I was like,
I would like to report this for copyright Fringe man,
and I did not, but somebody already had and they're like, yeah,
you can't fucking sell team logos guy. But it was
like literally Star went into the other stars, Like that's

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like the one thing you can't do, Like that's number one.
It's like, you can't use other logo.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
It's the easiest copyright to in fringe unless you make
a pup shirt and you definitely didn't copy Yosemite Sam
and just flip them a different way, yeah, which turns
out is the exact same way as the original way
because he is metal.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
We sold some of those shirts though, and then whoops,
can't do that anymore. Yeah, you you wait until or
it's ask for forgiveness, not permission.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
They did not give us permission either though, So it's fine.
It's fine, but yeah, it is weird when people like
as as a fan of a team, it pisses me off.
I have no reason to be pissed off because it
shouldn't affect me, Yeah, what are you doing? Absolutely get that.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
All fans want is loyalty, and it's kind of disloyal
to do. Yeah, it is pretty disloyal to like like
two teams.

Speaker 5 (32:16):
No, loyal to my dad and to the city I
grew up in. If if my dad didn't want to
want to happen, I should have moved to the South.
I could have been a fucking masshole right now, Robert,
how cool would it be?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Like right now? You don't worry. It's pretty sick in
the same conference. Must be nice.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Blame my dad or league whatever. Hey, my dad's been
calling me a douchebag since I was six years old.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
It's not my fault. I turned into one, all right,
that's nurture. Nobody called at you can call me. I mean,
how much money are we talking? I winked an the camera.
I want them to call you that.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah, I have no I'm not joking when I say
my dad's been calling me a douchebag since he was
since I was six. It's his favorite insult in the world.
It doesn't bother me, I viewed as a term of endearment.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Does bother me, though, When people wear hats as fashion
and it's like it because they look like a different team.
Because sometimes you'll be oh, that's a cool Rockies hat.
You from Conorada. Nah, just matches the shirt. Oh there
is one other example where it's allowed. Bloods and crips.

Speaker 5 (33:21):
They're not always going to be the I don't think
there's a lot of bloods out there that are Saint Louis. Actually,
I think that is a big crime city. I don't
think there's a lot of crips out there that are
Toronto Blue Jays fans.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
The wear the hat. Well, if you're a blood you
could just get the Canada one. Canada, the Canada one
where they have the red hat.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
That would be funny. You see a bunch of bloods
wearing Make America Great Again hats.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Though we didn't have hats. We didn't have hats.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Sorry, Robert, speaking of Canada, though you were just up
in in America's hat.

Speaker 4 (33:54):
How is that? Oh?

Speaker 6 (33:57):
It was a fun time. We were there Wenesday through Monday.
Did a lot of walking beforehand. Before the trip, I
was unsure, like should I rent a car or just
through like public transportation. Ended up not renting a car.
Did polic transportation. A lot of walking and I'm glad
we did do that because we got to see, you know,
more of the city.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Vancouver.

Speaker 6 (34:18):
Yes, Vancouver. I spent a lot of times outdoors. The
reason for the season was Lincoln Park. They played on Sunday.
I'd never seen Lincoln Park. Been a fan since of them,
since I was like eleven or twelve. They were the
first band that I ever listened to like on my own,
because growing up I just heard my mom's music and
like Spanish music, and so Lincoln Park was the first
band that like I found on my own. So the

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concert was like eighteen plus years in the making for me.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
That's awesome. And do you get any teary eyed moments?
I did not. I'm not a crier, not really a crier.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Sam did cry.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Because because she felt like the emotions like these are
Chester songs, but these night here and she felt.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
That yeah, music man as the music does people.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, you're worried that since he wasn't singing it, you'd
forget the lyrics, but then they all came back to
you in the end.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
And then it really didn't matter. But the show is awesome.
They played for two hours. It flew by. Did I
feel like two hours. Yeah, wait, it's over already, Like, yeah, man,
it's been all night. Yeah, I don't know. Was it
weird being in a city full of people as nice
as you? I would say they weren't that nice? Whoa?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
There was a lot of honking and I don't know
if they're wow, I don't know if they're honking is
like I feel like honking here is like you're mad
at someone. I feel like honking there is like like
pay attention, you're not following the rules.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Honk.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
That's what honky is supposed to be in general. Yeah,
go yeah, but there was a lot more honky there.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Move along? Should we should we put him through some
quick Canadian trivia? Go ahead? What's the uh? What's the
hockey team in Vancouver?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Canucks? I thought he wasn't gonna know that one.

Speaker 6 (36:07):
That's that's where they played. They played a Rogers arena.
I saw, I saw it looks a whale. Yeah, the
logo does with a C A C.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Cool. That's all the trivia I had just one. Did
you have any poutine?

Speaker 6 (36:23):
I did not, and I only heard in the five
days that we were there, I only heard one. Sorry,
oh really, I did not how many a's, No a's either.
The only like Canadian thing that I heard was one
sorry because a waiter dropped a glass thing like right
next to the fuck.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah, well sorry about that. Sorry, sorry mate. It's actually
not even a boot. It's more of a boat.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah. I just like saying a boot because it really
emphasizes and I don't know, and it makes them very mad.
You see a sop for we don't see a boot.
When people found out you were from America were like, uh,
I don't think anyone found out that. Did you white pass? Oh? Yeah,
did you get did you get in trouble or were they?
Did they ask you to be in the video? No? No,

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we didn't. We didn't make it in time. Yeah. I
didn't want to white pass. That was the thing I
wanted to be, like, I wanted to I'm ethnic. Yeah,
see this brown? See this? Do you guys see brown?
Is anyone like? How did you get this far? What
else did y'all do? There?

Speaker 6 (37:30):
A bunch of parks was the highlight besides the Lincoln
Park show. Uh, probably the friday we went to uh
Capilano Suspension Bridge. So it's a I don't know exactly
how long the bridge is, but like it's just suspending
the air over you know, a river and there and

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everyone trying to walk on it and it's super wobbly.
So not that I saw a lot of a lot
of like stumbling.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Definitely. I don't think anyone fell.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
There's like that'd be funny if there was people on
either end and if you just looked old enough, they're
like you can't, no, don't do it.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Yeah, did you feel like you're in a movie? We're
like one of one of these bad boys breaks. Yeah,
what's my plan of action?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I go left? Do I go or? Do I go back?
Do I go forward? How far are we right now?
How high was it? Was it? Like if you jumped off,
you're definitely gonna Yeah, it's definitely dead, Okay, definitely dead. Yeah,
then I'm not going on that fucking bridge. Pussy. Yeah,
I'm a total puss. That's very true. Yeah, I'm either
in my apartment or at work. I don't do a

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lot else.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
Now they're fucking mountain biking or going across crazy ass bridges.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
I don't want to temp fate.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
I've done enough bad ship in my life where I
don't want to walk across the suspension bridge and just
watch one of the wires start to unravel and go,
this is gonna end poorly.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
Yeah, this is gonna yep, all right, see you later, guys. Ah,
so this is when karma comes.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Yeah, we did that, and that same day we us
went to a different park, Queen Elizabeth Park, which is
the highest point in Vancouver. So from there we were
able to look out into the in the city and
see all the mountains.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
Did you see America? I don't know which way. No,
I don't think so it's south. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
I don't know which way I was looking though, but
I saw mountains are probably not okay. They also have
a conservatory there, like they have a bunch of birds.
They had like tight that was cool. I think a
bunch of birds, like tropical birds. I don't know what
any of them are called.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
I feel like you were in Rio. Yeah, what is it?
What are the red ones called cardinals?

Speaker 1 (39:37):
No, not.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Tropical birds, not like parrots. Parents can be but parents
can also be pretty.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Much cause maybe mccau's I thought, No, aren't macaus the
blue ones from Rio?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I think there's different colored because is there is a
yellow macawe? Rio does fuck that's a fantastic movie.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
What's what's rio like these? See? That's that's a parrot.
They didn't even talk. No, See that's gonna help you
more if they talk, and then weo they talked? Oh
I did?

Speaker 6 (40:11):
I did find these up there? These are flaming hot
peanuts from Mexico. So I'm like, nice representing Mexico home.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Did you get any all dress chips while you're up there?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Yeah, Ketchup chips? I did, by Ketchup chips. How is
that there? Pretty solid? Actually?

Speaker 6 (40:27):
I haven't tried them yet. Okay, it's not like but
I have two bags of Ketchup chips.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
It's like Ketchup seasoning chip.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
It's not like if you took a spoonful of Ketchup,
it's not going to like attack your taste buds. It's like, oh,
it's just a chip, a chip with Ketchup flavoring. You
should have gotten the all dressed ones. Man, They're fucking elite.
It's basically just every flavor on one ship.

Speaker 3 (40:46):
When I played hockey, I had friends that one of
my buddies, he was His family was Canadian, but like
every time his dad would go up there for business,
he would just bring back like so much fucking ketchup
chips and like that was, oh, we just got my
dad's shipman just came in and he would mail them in.
He would mail them from Canada so he didn't have
to fly back with them all. And it would just

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be like the big ass box of ketchup chips. And
I was like, this is I'm not going to have these,
and I didn't have them forever then once I was
just hungry, like.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I'll try it. This isn't bad. I really, I really
was waiting waiting to hate it too much. Put mustard
on a hot dog and then crumple some of those
on top. Yeah, dude, that rocks. So do you kind
of wish you lived in Canada? What you're saying? It
was nice? But I was also glad to be back home.
Is it true that you got out of the United

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States because of the election. A lot of people were
saying that it was that it was a tax here. Yeah,
it was just it's Olympic Yearah coming up? Okay, So no,
then did you talk shit about like that we're better
at wedding Stanley cups at all? I did not know.
I would have recommended to get tariff buddy, how he
lacked being tariffed tariff d's nuts. See, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
I don't think I could go to Canada just because
I would start doing everything south Park and they hate me.

Speaker 4 (42:05):
I'd call everybody buddy pot.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I do that.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Not in England, but like with English guys when I'm
watching soccer and I get to USA, where I'm like, well,
I don't know even fucking have weird pies that you
guys have. I don't know what your fucking mushy peas.
That's like the high. I get the fuck out of
here and I'm like, I'm sorry, you guys are eat
some mushy piece. Like I'm watching your sport, I'll shut
the fuck up. And they're like, yeah, mate, fucking wanka nice. Well,

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I'm happy that. I'm happy you had a good time too, buddy.
Thank you. Probably won't travel like that for a while
because I was like saving up. That was all the
money here.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Yeah, but that is fun when you're on the trip
that you saved all the money for, We're like fuck, yeah, ude,
we're just gonna do it. We're just gonna should we
do that thing? Yeah, that's sort of room service. Let's
go do the Let's go to that restaurant. I saw
Sam found a vegan restaurant that she really liked, and
you all hit there a couple of times. Yeah, and
she really liked that place, and it's very sad that
she won't be able to have it anymore.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
What is Sam's like?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
What is her like go to number one vegan favorite
food is like I want that always. I'm always curious
of that, like like do you like a black bean
burger or something like, like is there a specific food
that she's like, this is it?

Speaker 6 (43:19):
This is my It's not like handhilds. She doesn't really
like handhilds. Okay, so there's a place here and he
used to called the ginger Mule and she gets like
some bowl. Like it's just the mixture of all the
flavors that she likes. So yeah, I think there is
like tofu in it. There's other greens and sweet potatoe

(43:40):
potato rocks.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Yeah, it's a combination of all that stuff. Okay, you
want me to just keep asking vegan questions that you
don't know all the answers to you, just for the
next couple of hours.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
When you went to Jamaica. Did you, like, I need
to try this Jamaican jerk yes, whatever, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
You get like the meat pot I like, you know,
the enclosed meat in like a patty. It almost looks
like a cal zone.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Oh, the Jamaican patty. Yeah yeah yeah. But like we
so we stayed on the resort there.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Uh they were like, hey, yeah, you should go into town,
and like into town, on the way in, they had
like the jerk chicken shocks and it's just literally like
a shed that's open in the front and you can
just buy jerk chicken. But also on the resort we
were on, it was all inclusive. You could like you
had already paid for all that stuff. So like there
was these lollipop chicken that I'd get and it was

(44:31):
basically just jerk chicken, like lollipop style, and it rocked
and like it was right by the pool, so I'd
just be sitting there, Ah, hey are you one of those?

Speaker 4 (44:40):
And like I was tired with that guy by the
end of it, and you like they don't they're not.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Uh, you don't have to tip them because it's all inclusive,
but you throw like a fiver down there, like with
the bartender and like that guy's your best friend all
day and you just keep coming back, throw them a
couple bucks every time, and uh, like can I can
get the lollipop chicken? So I had that, but then
you had the jerk chicken. You always want, like the
local stuff. Like that's why I was like, do you
get poutine?

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah? I'm not like that. I don't really care for
like local cuisine. I'm not gonna go all the way
out of my way, but like I'd like to try. Yeah,
like that's the goal. And if it doesn't, like if
an opportunity but doesn't present itself, I'm like, I'm not
gonna do that. But like at the resort, they're like, well,
there's a Chinese place you go to, or you could
have the Jamaican Fiit have a pizza hut in the lobby. Yeah.

(45:23):
I was like, yeah, I'm obviously gonna try that. I
almost got KFC, but I ended up getting pizza. I
got pizza. I had that for two days.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
Bobby also does have an advantage when going on vacation
that we don't have, where he never has to worry
about wasting a day because he woke up hungover.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, oh, I wouldn't waste a day. You just get
up and you hung over. That's just part of it.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I'm just saying, like he didn't even have to worry
about it. He's just like I woke up feeling great
again today and in Jamaica.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
Like if you're depends on where you are, because like
if you were doing the trip at Roberty did dah,
that could hurt you for the day if you had
to do all the walking.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
But like if you go to the beach, I guess
what I'm gonna do. Hey, can we reserve a cabana
for today? Cool?

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I'm gonna nap on a beach cabana and then get
them to bring me some more red stripes.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Snapping with the sound of the ocean. It's like the
most elite. It just puts you to sleep.

Speaker 3 (46:10):
That's literally why people have that as like a sleep machine.
Like that is away one of my daughter's basinet's thing.
It's like a feature. You can make it play like waves.
So I was like, fuck, yeah, it's rocks. Yeah, D'm
glad you had a good trip, buddy.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
You've been all over the world really since since the
last time. You guys don't know because we kept putting
out episodes. Look at us, we do the work, so
you guys don't even know that we're gone.

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(47:15):
Was it weird? Was there like a weird set up? No,
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Speaker 6 (47:19):
Yeah, we just flew over. So, like you know, in
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Speaker 4 (47:40):
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Speaker 5 (48:42):
Our first comeback kid is uh we already talked about,
but it's sex. I just wanted to be able to
call Alex the double daddy now double.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Daddy dad times too.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Hashtag girl get a shirt that says double daddy. I
should we should do that instead? Like you know how
you can they sell the girl dad hats. You should
just still double daddy hat, Double daddy, and.

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Then other guys did our dads. You just wear it anyways,
Double Daddy. I got two girlfriends.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Well, you're coming kid with sex, but it's like the
like that's nine months later from sex. Yeah, but proof
of sex, right, proof of sex, Yeah, you're right. Confirmation
have had sex two times? You have at least two
times proof double not a virgin, So suck it everybody else.

(49:32):
I got a record of it. Yeah, double daddy, congrats again,
thanks man. It's just it's it's funny the way we're like,
my newborn has to feed every two hours, so and
Emma also can't lift anything that's heavier than the baby now, so.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
I'm kind of just on on l duty. I'm just
looking swollen, thanks dude. But it's it's funny because I
feel like we're just having shared custody of our kids
right now. Or I'm like, I will hold my newest daughter,
but I'm in charge of the one year old, chasing
her around and trying to keep her from annoying mom
or and.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
She's she's really do with the baby. She wants to
kiss the baby a lot, and she'll like you know,
you guys have kids and you probably don't care. I'll
go through it fast.

Speaker 4 (50:20):
But like she like warms up, like like winds up
for a kiss where you're like, can you can you
give me a kiss? And she usually just.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
And like when she sees the baby, wants see the
baby kiss, like she'll be on the other side of
the room's like m.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
Walks all the way across the room doing that. And
then it's funny that she just does it the whole wayverything.
Oh you can just wait till like you get there
and then do it. You don't even have to make
all the noise. But it's really sweet. It's a bigger
kiss this way.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
And then she likes to like like it's the same
thing with Wheezy, where you're like, hey, we pet the
dog like this gently gently not pat pat pat pat pat.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Pat putted down motor skills much easier than side to side.
Baby has a soft part of its head right now.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
She is very interested in the baby, but the baby's
also not grabbing at her yet, so she's liking that
baby Elle is still working on it with her. She's
a lot cool with all, but she's had a year. Yeah, yeah,
but Elle does grabbing. We got Weezy's haircut before the
baby came to so Elle can't grab on as much,
so it's definitely helpful that way. But yeah, we're I

(51:25):
feel like I'm just hanging out with my oldest kid
the most. Now gotta do bad time and I do
bedtime with her, So I'm like, yeah, we're just doing
shared custody.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Do you want the kid now? Did you want to
eat with her? Do you want to munitate the new one?
Or what do you want when you're reading. We're not
getting divorced or we're still married, but like shared custody
should act like you're reading books to her and everything.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
But like all right, then on third down, Jackson dart
through a fifteen yard out and he really had Chris
pass on it that she.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Doesn't know she had not read I Am Bad, I
do the Steves. We got our books that we do
read because you gotta do bits with the books like
I am bad, the bad, like who took my cherries?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
Was it you?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
And you gotta shove the book in her face? And
she's like she like I did see him read that
book one time. It was oh, yeah, you were quite
good at it. I crushed I am bad. I think,
I think I know I am bad.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
My memory now aside from maybe one page or so,
but I could crush I am bad and uh. And
then sometimes you just pick up up like there's books
that people gave her that are like way too long
that she's not going to hold her attention, so that
I'm just like And then Jackson Dart brought the Giants
back to glory, and it's just like, I'll just make
up my own story and just get it, get through
it quick. And like the other night, I was reading

(52:36):
to her before I put her to bed, and I
was basically just doing highlights of the Giants Chargers game,
but in a book version.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
And then they lost the Great Malik Neighbors you have
his jersey, but they prevailed, and then Scataboo ran it
in for a two point conversion to give him a
three point lead, and the defense came through when they
need to, and they made justin Herbert's life hell. And
then Jackson Dart stole Madison beer.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
What you gotta do is as soon as she starts
talking at all, you gotta get her a little Skataboo
jersey and a helmet and just teach her to yell
scataboo and run into things.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Speaking of Scabo, I mean everybody knows that skaboo is you.
You do at least, But like, have you seen the
highlight video where it's just the scatman song? Mm hmm,
scab it scab the scating man, woman, scatting man, scatting man.
I love him so much. I love that guy.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
He plays the way he plays football the way that
most people do when they're first getting into it in
like high school and stuff, when it's like I just
want to run my body into other people.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
If you look up his high school takee, look up
cam Cam scataboo high school highlights, and it's just him
being like a Plinko.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
He just bounce bounce, three guys tackling me. Nope, got
out of that somehow. How the runs angry.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
There was a meme I saw and the like the
Giants play on turf and he had black all on
the top of the fours on his jersey numbers, Like,
how does he have dirt on his jersey?

Speaker 4 (54:08):
We play on turf. It's just because he's a dog, Dude,
He's just a dog. Probably like ran outside the Stateium
and rolled in some God forbid a white boy, catch
a vibe. God forbid forbid a white boy, get a
little motion.

Speaker 3 (54:21):
A little motion. I love those names. I love those
names so much. But yeah, he makes me very happy.
It makes me very very happy. Just because we're on
Rookies Are Back.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Cam'scadabout rookie Jackson Dart rookie, abdul Cardi, Abdull Carter rookie
highest rated rookie last week too. Just Giants defensive line.
Maybe maybe something's happening. They're starting to maybe be something
because the Chargers not a joke. If we did this
like they they put up points against the Cowboys. The

(54:52):
Cowboys still scored on that defense a lot, but.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Chargers weren't a joke. And I know that they had
some offensive line. We've had offensive on trouble for like
the last five years.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
You don't get that as an excuse, all right. I
didn't get it as an excuse. They don't get as
an excuse. We mede justin Hart Herbert's life. Hell, and
it was Brian Burns. It was Dexter Lawrence. Dexter Lawrence
had a pick six on us He's three hundred and
fifty pounds and was just bowling over guys. Ran stiff
armed the fuck out of a linebacker.

Speaker 4 (55:20):
That was awesome. But Abdual Carter just.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Being that that next piece, like Kevon Thibodeau, it's like
the most fuckable defensive line to watch in football, just like,
oh my god.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Look at this, Oh my god, look at this, and
even remind me of a certain old Giants defensive line.
I think they could be better. You have more guys,
mos see you and your Matthias Kiwanuka, Michael Strahan, Jason
Pierre Paul. Yeah, like that was Dom. That was Dom.
You have so many good guys on your D line.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Pretty soon you're gonna have to start thinking about, fuck,
who are we gonna lose because we're not gonna be
able to pay.

Speaker 4 (55:53):
All of them. Probably you don't have to worry about
that until maybe this offseason, probably like two years down
the line. But you can pick up cave on Tibetau's
option and then keep them another year. Hopefully that's what happens,
and it's good to have.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
It's a very good problem to have because you could
just see offensive lineman being like, all right, who do
we double. We can't double anybody because if we double them,
then Brian Burdy is gonna do this weird spin move
and jump over this guy's head and then just kill
our quarterback. And even when they don't sack you it,
they fuck you up a little bit. And that's the
cool part because then quarterbacks start rushing stuff and then.

Speaker 5 (56:25):
The Texans this year no good because they would probably
have to sit strout that game anyway because you guys
might legit kill a quarterback in THEA.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Well, it's it's gonna happen at some point. Somebody is
gonna be done though, because of the Giants defense. But
rookies are back because I think, like.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
I don't know, I was. I was very excited on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
It was the happiest I've been in a very very
and I had a child that earlier that week, and
it was the happiest I had been in a very very,
very long time.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
Where you're just like, see that, the future is now,
the future is now, all of this stuff that, Like
we saw the draft, I was like, go wrong, It's
gonna be fine, Like stuff went wrong early on and
now starting to click.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
See now I feel bad because I could have texted you.
I didn't want to text you, even condolences from elite neighbors.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
You texted me all fuck. You were like, are you
excited now? You don't think like and then you're like fuck.
When we found out what the injury was, for sure,
I watched it. I knew I didn't really I didn't
have full eyes on it, but I was just like, oh,
he's probably so sad and not even thinking about like.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
It was just a non contact and he like jumped
for a pass and you could tell he was jumping
out of pain instead of for the past.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
It was like, fuck, fucking turf man, fucking turf dude.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
But like you can also see there's a former quarterback
on the Giants last six years that we supported and
now he's dead to us.

Speaker 4 (57:43):
But he was not as talented.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
I think maybe as Jackson Dart and Brian Dable took
over as the Giants coach the first year they made
the playoffs, and I think that they ran a lot
of the same stuff they're doing at Jackson Dart and
they're like Dan Jones can just like, we'll do what
we can with him. He's gonna fail at some point
and then we'll just move on. And then he did
well what they did and drew up for him and
Jackson Darts doing those same things. But then he's also like, hey,

(58:06):
I'm not gonna just lock in onto my first read
and if that doesn't work out, throw an interception or
hold onto the ball too long until I fumble it.
And ironically that's what cost the Colts in the very
end of their game last week, Daniel Jones making one read,
sticking to that guy throwing an interception by doing that
and then holding onto the ball too much and getting
the ball knocked out of his hand.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
So also didn't help that he had a receiver drop
the ball at the one yard line.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I also that I get it that the Culture a
better record than the Giants, but like was finally see no,
see I had to watch that.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
See he's not perfect, that a record, not brighter future.
But they did the like the feature on him on
the Fox pregame show, like Daniel Jones could be an
MVP candidate if the season ended right now. I was like,
it's three weeks, chill out, And then I was like,
that's not the Daniel. I know, that's not the Daniel
I've seen. I know that this guy six years of
my life. Six years of my life. I had to
watch this shit. Okay, it also helps to have it's

(58:58):
come amazing running back and an elite offensive line. He
didn't have an amazing man make or anything in but
not with the elite offensive line at the same time. Right,
But rookies are back in Jackson Dart. I love jacks
Darts so much. I love Campskataboo so much. They're the
most fun guys ever. Just it's the vibes, vibes, vibes.

Speaker 5 (59:18):
The vibes are shockingly high for you considering that Malik
just went out for the year just because like the
rest of your team is so fun.

Speaker 4 (59:24):
Is what I mean. Like, And then well I just
was like, I want to see some progress. I've already
seen this the beginning of progress. Now there's gonna be
tape on these guys.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
There's been tape on Campskataboo the Scatman for weeks now,
and he's still just like, I'm gonna run through this guy.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
I'm around this scat.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
Tape doesn't really matter when you're the kind of running
back that just runs through people's faces. But yeah, you
can have the tape and be in the right position.
But if he's a bulldozer, he's just gonna run you
the fuck over. Yeah, it's like you can you could
get tape on. Jerome Bettis didn't mean it was gonna
fucking help.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
So I've taken up smoking too. Just I gotta smoke
darts when Dart lens I like it, buy some some
Marlboro Reds.

Speaker 4 (01:00:01):
Once Emma gets go ahead and buy some candy cigarettes.
Do you smell like cigarettes? So yeah, darts, baby darts. Eventually,
I think you'll have to switch to the candy darts,
but probably, but the other darts they're working right now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:15):
You should see if you can get with him and
have him be the face of darts and their like
Dart brand candy cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
I feel like he's got some other deals coming his way.
I'm just saying throw it out there to him. But Robert,
do you know Madison Beer Is. I've heard the name.
She's really hot and she's dating the Chargers quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
And when just or when Jackson Dart got drafted, they
were like, all right, who's your celebrity crush. He's like
Madison beer And then the night before the game, he
tweeted a picture of Madison Beer looking back. If you
saw our gravy Day post today, it's that picture her
just looking back with like a smirk, and he was
like game day tomorrow exclamation mark with Madison Beer's face

(01:00:57):
and then one and now everybody's like, he stole his girl.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
He stole his girl. Oh no, just an incredibly high
lighted on oh and three team. He's going in there
to a three and oh team.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Is the first time since I think ninety seven or yeah,
Phil Simms was the last person to do it, to
beat a three to zero or better team while being
on a winless team.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Pretty sick futures. Now. I know the Giants are not
going to win the Super Bowl this year. I am
aware of that, but I can be fucking happy about it.
They get to play the Saints.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
If they can continue to play well against the Saints,
we go two and three, and I'll be a very
happy little boy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
I'll be a very happy little boy. Come come Eagles
week next week, and then who knows, who knows, dude,
Eagles probably gonna beat him twice in the next four
weeks because we have to play him two out of
three weeks at one point. But what if, what if
we just say, fuck you, dude, We're not gonna be
bad anymore. We just do the Major League.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
They were like, what if we just got good and
then we don't add anything else besides a new quarterback
and a running back in our defensive line and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
But we just went what if?

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
I think you are also in the area where you
could have like a five to six win season, but
you see improvement across it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
It's just you know, you're a young team.

Speaker 5 (01:02:07):
Show me up, show me that there's the future. So
like you the past, you've just been sad bad. You
can be fun bad now and not not like horrible
or anything like that. But yeah, frisky.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
I think at the very least you guys will be
frisky and that at least makes the season bearable to
what we took down the Chargers. Chargers took down the Chiefs.
Chiefs went to the Super Bowl last year. Pretty good property,
transit property. Who else did the Chargers beat? What if
we got like a Packers, Giants NFCJ.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
What if and like just scrappy Jackson darts there, We're like,
what Alex was right about this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Wow? Cam Scataboo is definitely not concussed. But he is concussed.
But you can't tell if he's concussed or he's just
I think Cam scataboo. I think Cam is concussed. It's
just at all times he is concussed. That's just his brain.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
He's cam cussed, like it cam cussed. But yeah, the
rookies are back with those giants guys specifically. But then
Dylan Gabriel got named the starter of the Browns. So
I was just gonna see with you how racist do
you think the Cleveland Browns are?

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I've been waiting for about it. Are the Browns setting
should door standards up to fail?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I think his father did that. I don't think his
father did. I think maybe Chador himself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
The hype train that his father drove is what did
that was a great coach for him. I can't hate quarterback.
We want the best for your kids.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Yeah, the hype got out of control to where mel
Kiper sat him up for failures.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Also ironic that he said no he didn't want the
Ravens to draft him because he didn't want to behind
Lamar Jackson. He's going to be the third string quarterback.
Lamar Jackson is going to likely miss and that's Cooper Rush.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
Ah, he still might not have beaten Helt Cooper Rush
for the second. Cooper Rush is a good backup quarterback.
He's a good backup quarterback. You've got to understand that
that qualifier is there. There's not a lot of good Onie.
Like he's showed over the years that he can come
and win a couple of games here and there when
your team needs it. That's a good backup quarterback. We
all thought Jake Browning was a good backup quarterback. We

(01:04:09):
see done in the past. They suck, we did.

Speaker 4 (01:04:12):
But yeah, uh, Dylan Gabriel is going to be the
starter for the Browns. So rookies, they're back this week, and.

Speaker 5 (01:04:18):
Aren't they playing They're playing in England, aren't they. They're
playing the Vikings, the Vikings. He's gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
Vikings do well in England though.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Also they've got a really Brian Flores is a great
defensive coordinator. He's going to make Dylan Gabriel's life fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
That's true. This game could finish like six to three,
and they forget it. I forgot about the Island game.
It was like, God damn it. God, I set my
fantasy lineups the night before. No one cares what my
fantasy team. But like it is annoying the early games
when you forget that they have the early game.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
I set my alarm at eight thirty minutes before it started,
nodded back off until about nine to fifteen, like I
had my thing set, but I wanted to watch Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
But like, fuck these early games.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
And now the NFL is like we want to eventually
do sixteen overseas games, so every nobody plays one over
no stop, you want to play them in Mexico City
or Brazil, whatever, it's in the same time zone. We
don't have to fuck with that. England doesn't work. I
can't have eight thirty am football because guess what. I
was watching college football until twelve thirty eight.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
But I can. I can, like they I will you,
I'm still gonna watch. Yeah, but they used to do
it like four times, like it used to be two
times a year. It was like, all right, here's the
lending game, and then they would have another lending game
like a month later. Like tight, it's cool, Like hey,
this is a fun weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
There's football on a eight and it's like now, it's
like every other week, You're like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 4 (01:05:34):
I don't want to watch another one.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
I was up watching football, like full on in my
seat watching football to start the day, like nine twenty
in the morning, which means I had a couple of beers.
Packers didn't played the Sundy night football. Do you have
any idea how drunk I was during that fucking Packers game.
It's too much.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
It's a long day. Speaking of Packers, Ties are a
comeback kid. Because the Packers tied. God, that sucks so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:05:58):
I'm sitting there watching the last few drives and I'm like,
all right, we just gotta uh like, we can't score
too much time on the clock because then they have
time for Brandon Aubrey to go down the way.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
With the field goal field, with the kick zone, the
landing zone and all that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
It's like your three plays minimum or max he ple
plays max away from being in field goal position most
of the time.

Speaker 5 (01:06:21):
Now, I don't mind that so much though, like because
it has brought returns back into the game.

Speaker 4 (01:06:25):
And it keeps games close I think they needed finally
when my team's up. I don't like it at all.

Speaker 5 (01:06:30):
Also, I'm hearing reports that these balls that kickers are
using are kind of juiced. Now also, oh, are they
deflated or over either? Well, I think it's just something
about the ball itself. It's kind of a juice ball.
So kickers can kick. Further, let's make kickers use different
balls than everybody else and like unjuice them. So, like
fifty five yards is a massive.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Field goal again, yeah, like Brandon Aubrey is automatic from
sixty seven and in eventually it's gonna be guys. That's like, dude,
just get to the fifty and you're in field goal range,
which which actually that's sixty seven right there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
So that's that's that's too far. And I understand everybody
gets better at sports the time goes on. Kickers shouldn't
kickers should be required to like smoke cigarettes and drink
beer during games.

Speaker 4 (01:07:10):
No, but now they're athletes too. No, I don't like that. Yeah,
it's weird, it's weird. But ties.

Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Or they should make a rule that, like you get
to have a kicker slash punter, your guy has to
do both jobs, no more.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Spell you have to. But they would just leave a
roster spot.

Speaker 5 (01:07:28):
You can bring a backup with you in case your
kicker slash punter gets kicked done. But if you're doing
one in the game, you're doing both.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
That would be cool.

Speaker 5 (01:07:35):
I think that would be make a little I think
punting would just get really shitty. They'd be we don't
care about this, keep kicking field goals. Are you worried
about the Packers?

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Not even a little bit. The Cowboys have the best
offensive football right now, but the worst defense.

Speaker 5 (01:07:48):
Yeah, and we put up forty on them. We were
And you know what, Mike is still not fully healthy.
His back isn't there. I think he'll get better as
the season goes on. That's not really how it works.
Does it look bad that he couldn't go back and
just win there? I mean, I want I'll say that
I've been one of the biggest Dack haters his whole career.
I've always said he' somewhere between like the fourteenth and

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seventeenth best quarterback in football. He's playing legit top five
right now. He's like not making the same Dack mistakes.
He's made bad interceptions.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
And it was funny.

Speaker 5 (01:08:19):
I was telling my friends this. I was like, he's
not missing his wide open guys. And then he just
fucking wide open, missed a crosser on like a third down,
like two minutes after I told my friends that, But
like they're few and far between. It used to be
every drive Dack was gonna miss a throw. He's playing
really well and I hate it. Eventually he's gonna turn
back into a pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
My biggest beef with the overtime though, right now, is
it needs to be fifteen. If all the quarters are
fifteen minutes, just give us a fifteen minute overtime quarter.
Most of the time you're not going to hit it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
But then you have what the.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Packers did where they just bled the clock the whole time,
and I would rather them tie than lose to the Cowboys.
But it's weird that you can just be like, we
had two drives in that ten minute period and that
was it, and like you give us the extra five minutes, Like,
if you're gonna give us ten to Skis fifteen, if
it runs out, then okay, call it tie.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
It's five more minutes where shit can happen. And like
nobody really wants tie to happen.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
Especially on Sunday night football, a whole day of football,
and it brings up to the culmination of what's supposed
to be the premier day of the game and we
get notice.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
It, Yeah you get tie? What is this? England? Like?
I can't stress to you how England games.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Should have ten minutes overtimes? Is that I don't that
would be perfect if like an England game tied. They're like,
you guys love this.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
I don't think England games should get overtime. Fuck you.
You have to go to a penalty shootout. They bring
out the nets and they're like, what the what are you?
What do you do here?

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
I don't kick figured out? Who's paying goalie?

Speaker 5 (01:09:40):
Just because it's in England, we have a kickoff where
the it's just you put your two kickers out there.
They're standing side by side. They can shit talk to
the other one, but they're kicking off of a tee.
See who can just keep moving it back? Yeah, and
the other guy can be like fucking like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
I like that a lot. But yeah, ties, so congres
I'm not worried about it. Okay, that's good.

Speaker 5 (01:10:03):
Like we beat we beat the ship out of the
dolphins or not dolphins, Lions. Where the fuck did they
get lions?

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Yeah, they're the other best team in the division. Not
worried about it. Yeah, you had to win like we
did this, So that's what I get to do with
the Giants. Chargers very good. Then like we had them.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
We had a fuck ass game against the Browns. Browns
have an elite defense, they're really good. Their offense sucks.
We should have won that game anyway. We botched it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:28):
Just fucking round that game though. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:29):
And then the Cowboys it was Sunday Night football. They
score a million points too. It was a fuck ass game.
We got out of there without a loss, and we
were the favorites, but it was on the road.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:39):
And also we had a block field goal that they
ran back for two points, which was the deciding That
was ideal. That sucked a lot ideal. Some some weird
shit has happened. Yeah the way, I'm not worried about it.
The weird Shah Jordan Love is playing great.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
I'm I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Next up, we'll just sticking on football. Bad Bunny, that boney.
He is going to host the Super bowlftime show.

Speaker 4 (01:11:05):
The Internet.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
I mean, I've the first time I heard of Bad
Bunny was during a Thanksgiving parade and I remember him
seeing in like a raincoat, like he was in like
a yellow rain jacket or whatever, and I was like,
who's this guy? I thought it was some kids show.
I don't know, some Spanish kids show. And then they're like, no,
that guy's like the biggest Latin artists out right now.
And I was like, okay, cool, neat and then he

(01:11:29):
just started doing other stuff on SNL. He was pretty funny.
He was unhappy Gilmore and now he's hosting the he's
doing the super Bowl halftime show, and it's just the
what's weird is the people that, like a lot of
people are like, fuck this shit.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
He shouldn't be doing this. You should be this, you
should be this band. It should be Metallica because they're
from San Francisco. Like, that's not how they do the
halftime show, Guys. They don't just pick like who's local.
It is how it should be. But it's not. It's not.
It hasn't been.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
The halftime show is for people not watching the super
Bowl so they get more eyes to chew in for
it for ad dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
But I wanted to be like uncle Steve, I thought
you boycotted the NFL In twenty seventeen when Colin Kaepernick
took a knee. I did, and I gave it another chance.
But now I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Oh, now you're out like bad because they have they
have bad Bunny Bad Boonie is doing the super Bowl
halftime Like you're mad?

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Do I miss when I cared about halftime shows and
watched them and they were really fun for me. Yeah,
but also now I have a built in poop break
during the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:12:31):
Or you're at a super Bowl party, just eat fucking snacks, man,
Like it's fine, it's fine. It is what it is, like,
it's just drink a couple more beers. I don't know,
it's well. I can't wait to see the highlights of
what he did during it the next day.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Like I I'm over it. It's just me getting older,
I guess. I guess not getting older, because old guys
are the ones that are bitching the most about it.
And then the people that found out this week that
Puerto Rico is American also was my favorite. It was like,
he's some fucking foreigners gonna do it. He doesn't even
lack for Puerto Rico's America. Not World Baseball Classic America,

(01:13:04):
but everywhere else it is America.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
They're like our cousin, yeah, or like maybe step siblings.
Puerto Rico is in the Olympics under the American flag, right,
There's not a Puerto Rico flag, is there? I mean
there is a Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico does their own
ship during the Olympics.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
I don't know, maybe like it's one of the It's
probably one of those things where if they're good enough,
they can make the American team and then like maybe
if you couldn't do it. Yeah, you see so many
athletes that like, dude, this dude's from Kansas, but he's
playing for Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Well his mom's German, so get yeah. Yeah, just just
it's like your fantasy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
No one fucking cares if you don't like the Super Bowl,
have tom sure that hasn't happened yet.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
It is Kendrick Lamar. I was telling you guys beforehand.
I watched it with my My brother's wife is a doctor,
and all of her doctor friends were over and they
were fucking getting down with Kendrick Lamar last year and
I like this rocks like I liked it. I thought
it was good too, but then it was there's a
bunch of crap, it's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Why the hell would the NFL put this songs that
will because jay Z's in charge of it, so probably
gonna go more hip hop, and because lots of people
like Kendrick Lamar or else, they wouldn't do that. They're
not just like, well, what's a niche group that we
can get people pissed about?

Speaker 5 (01:14:17):
And also, your tall women love bad Bunny too, so
that's like this one is we're doing the super Bowl
halftime show for the women.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
Yeah, for the Finally, some of the ladies are right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
And I'm a feminist myself as a as a double dad,
a girl dad hashtag two time girl dad, so I
support what women want. If the women want bad Bunny,
bad Boonie, we give them bad Boonie, bad boone and
we get to say that all year, which is tight.
But to get mad about the halftime show that's in February. Now,

(01:14:47):
just chill out and go watch them football.

Speaker 6 (01:14:50):
Yeah, when you do the bad Bunny thing, to me,
it sounds like you're doing Altuve doing a Matt Damon.
Well that's also yes, it is sort of, but boloney
Mat Diamond.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
I love this movie. I love this move. Wow, this big,
not Diamon. You're Altuve is turning like vaguely European at
this point. Yeah, because I haven't watched it. If I
watched the video, I always catch up to it. But
it's like it every couple of months. I'll watch the video,
but I got it and then I hone in on it. Wow,
that's big. I always do that to whoever. She'll say

(01:15:24):
something like, oh, uh, so and so so you need
to change so and so, like wow, the speak. Matt
Diamond would like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
But yeah, bad Bunny Monico cool song. I know that
because I've used it as a real song before and
it rocks. But I don't I couldn't tell you a
ton of other bad Bunny stories. But I'm going to
just to be a dickhead because you shouldn't care about
the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Have them show. I am going to be like the
biggest bad Bunny fan for the next year.

Speaker 5 (01:15:54):
I might just be the guy that's like, hey, at
least it's not Taylor Swift, got it. That's gonna be
my thing. Hey, guys, at least we didn't have to
deal with swifties this year.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
I would have also liked Taylor Swift too, because it
would have made people mad. That's my thing now now,
Like when you get so you go so far on
one side of the I'm gonna go the other way.
Like I'm gonna be the biggest champion of bad boony ever.
I mean that's great and all. It's just it's I
don't mind Taylor. I actually like something. Taylor Swift album
coming out Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
Taylor Swift fans are just annoying life of a show girl.
So like it's just astrology girls that found something else
besides astrology.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
It's better.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
I actually I hope when this album comes out it's
not all about heartbreak. And I hope to Swift fans
like have uh, like civil war over the ones that
are just loyal to herd no matter what they're like
hearing music's changed.

Speaker 3 (01:16:46):
Oh yeah, that's like, yeah, she was a country singer
a Swifty.

Speaker 5 (01:16:50):
Civil war actually could turn violent? Is the scary thing
about it? Just women fighting in the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:54):
Would it be worse than Israel? And probably not, because
I don't think they have as much access to music armaments. Yeah,
not yet they are in the US. The US has
the most armor or man's swift army jo.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
But yeah, bad Booney, Comeback Kid, our last Comeback Kid,
Spooky Season.

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
It's back boys, Happy Spooky Season. Have you guys had
your pumpkin spice lattes yet? I have not? I joked today.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
I was like, oh shit, we actually need to make
sure we have pumpkin spice on hand because people are
gonna want punkin spice espressos. Like four people looked at
me and just go shut the fuck up. I was like,
we're a restaurant, guys. We gotta get people to.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
We got we gotta sell the We gotta sell the people.

Speaker 5 (01:17:36):
I also find them annoying, but guess what, maybe the
martender that has to make them to make money. I
was like, we'll charge two dollars more per cocktail than
our regular Sprison Martini Boom Spooky Season. Being back, though,
means that we're recording this on October first.

Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
It is already I've already posted it, but we've done
day one of the thirty one days of David has
Pumpkins for October.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Any question.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Best SNL skit ever? Yes, there's a lot of SNL
skits that you could say are the best, but to me,
the weirdest, funniest one was David S. Pumpkins. I think
for Halloween this year, you have two little skeletons. Now
you go to David S. Pumpkins. Yeah, yeah, the b
boy skeletons. You get them as the boy skeletons. Maybe Emma,
we could just scare Emma in the elevator, or she

(01:18:28):
could be the other's the elevator. She's not gonna do
black face, damn it. I would love to do that.
I also think it might do Bluey because there's four
of us now, so we get the mom, dad, bingo
and Bluey be sick. Watch way too much Bluey. From
what I hear, it's a great show. It's an easy
like of all the kids shows, it's a very easy

(01:18:49):
show to just be put on. Rugrats have some nostalgia
with it. Yeah, but Elle doesn't dance to the Blue
that song like she does with Blue. She's got to
hold she doesn't know it. That's true. You wait until
she starts getting used to Yeah. I was like, I
think I started doing Doug.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Yeah, but the Yeah, the rug Yeah, Davids Pumpkins is back,
baby and uh. If you're following us on Insta or Twitter,
appass by hit us up or just check us out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
And change your name on Twitter to Alex S. Pumpkins.
I should, I should just seasoned over switch it back.
But yeah, Davids Pumpkins is back. Let's move on. No,
there is one more. No, there's not. Playoff baseball is back.
I know you're not about it, and you and I
know Roberts not about it because't over. But playoff baseball

(01:19:42):
is so magical. Ball is Over's not even on. You
can you can be sad that your team's not in
it and still enjoy the mag that is playoff baseball.
Like I was watching fucking the Guardians while I was
at work today. Should have been working. No, I was
watching the Playoff baseball is unlike any their sport man
very overrated. It's it's so good and also little joy

(01:20:05):
out of this. Last night, two players that were so
central to Yankees' failures in the past of of Eraaldis Chapman,
you know when he's just talking to hit a rocket
off of him and send them out of the back.
And then Alex Bregman, who also used to just shove
it up. You have two teams who don't get and
now they have both left the Yankees and left the

(01:20:28):
ass shows and Yankees are like, Okay, Bregman's gonna be gone,
we don't have to do No, he joins the Red
Sox and they both combined to the Yankees. They actually
have to face them more now than they did.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
But in the time before he signed with the Red Sox,
you didn't know that Yankees fans look good. He's gonna gone,
We don't have to do it. No, No, he's just
in a different jersey, still fucking over the Yankees. Then,
not only after that and the ninth inning eraldas Chapman's
in there, He's been shut down all year, single saying.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
We talked about real sports. Baseball is very low base
in the bottom of the ninth down football with nobody else,
no out, no one even cares. I've also also find
a way to blow that. They give their fans hope.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
And they fuck it turn it off with Williams Aaron
Judge just being a fake superstar, like, oh, you're down
to that wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
I tell you, this is a man on basis you
can tie it up. What do you do? You hit
a single? Nobody pays you for. This is why he's
not the m v P. I spelled this all He
is absolutely the m v P. He absolutely besides him, runs,
besides him runs, he has every thing. He's number one,
and he sucks in the outfield. Ripped his arm off.

(01:21:35):
He's got a noodle arm. He ripped his arm off.
The Most Valuable Player, not the Most Valuable Hitter award. Okay,
the plate m no makes up for the categories that
he doesn't get either.

Speaker 3 (01:21:48):
Also, percentage war is a big one, and he's like
way ahead of cal Raley and War.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
And then when you look at sl I don't care
a little batting title. He did all that he has won. Look,
I'm a prolific home run hitter. Oh a catcher hit
more home runs than him? What a little bitch, a
fat catcher. He hit like four more home runs. That's
oh sorry sorry four? What fun more? Oh he hit
so more? So exactly what I just said. I told
you months ago.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
This is exactly how the Yankees are going to play out.
And this is exactly how the Yankees are playing out
because until a fucking mental small person Aaron Boone is
out of this fucking club.

Speaker 4 (01:22:26):
I was like, oh, hey, Max Freed pitching an absolute jim.
What should we do? Let's take him out. We well,
we took him out. Why why though, Bud, he's he's
crushing his Let me get out. Oh, he's got one
hundred pitches. And then the appostion I think it was
one seventeen. What did you finished with? Eleven or twelve strikeouts?

(01:22:47):
Just an absolute host.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
A five year old would manage the Yankees better than
Aaron Boone without knowing anything about baseball. If you put
l out there, if you put my, my, my fifteen
month old daughter out there, she would be as good
of a manager as Aaron Boone without having to do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:23:03):
Hey, let's have fifty seven home runs on the bench.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Okay, you and Ben Rice fifty seven home runs between
three lefties when you're facing one of the best bench.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
But let's just keep him on the bench. Let's not
bring him in at all. You may point are starting
beast lefty, goes seven and two thirds innings and then
hands it off to the beast closer. Yeah, you brought
Jazz in. How did that do? Z? He should have
been in the whole time. He should have been in
the whole time. You should have been in the whole time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
You don't know that, you don't know that you don't
know that, but to put fifty seven home runs on
the bench in a must win game in the wild
Card is just idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:23:42):
It's just he's an idiot. He is an idiot, and
you can't trust an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
So I didn't think that I bet the Red Sox
yesterday because I was like, this is gonna be over, Like,
I know how this goes. I've seen this a million times.
I've told you guys months to guys like I'm not
I don't care about the Yankees.

Speaker 4 (01:23:56):
I don't fucking care about the Yankees. I do not care.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Anthony Willpi had home moment. I was like, it doesn't matter,
and it was like they're up, and they had there.
There was one point where Free gave up a double uh,
and it looked like he was going to strike out
the guy, and then they had a guy on second
and third. He ended up getting out of that and
I was like, that's ball game, and it was like
they're up, they're winning. I was like, yeah, they're winning.
Now they're not going to win. I know how this goes.
Aaron Boone is going to do something stupid, Aaron Judge

(01:24:19):
is going to do nothing, and then they're going to lose,
and I was putting my kid to bed and I
checked the score and I was like, oh, yeah, they're
they're done, They're done. But I turned off the second
Devin Williams bitch as goes in because he's never going
to do anything positive.

Speaker 1 (01:24:32):
I was.

Speaker 4 (01:24:32):
I was having so much fun watching the game last night.
You have to you have two teams because you're not
a real fan of anybody. I just have a lot.
You have two teams, you're not a real fan of anybody.
Real fans have one team that they follow. They don't
like Notre Dame and Texas State. They don't like the
Astros and the Red Sox. They don't like the Packers,
but they have a Texans phone case for five years.

(01:24:55):
They don't do any of that sort. They don't. You
could buy a fucking Packers phone case. I tried to
find it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:00):
You definitely not from the autumn offs that I need
because I dropped my phone a lot, because I definitely
could have also not just to leave it on one game.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Hey, if you have a million teams that your fan of,
then yeah, it's awesome. Sick.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
Got to give a shout out to Trek Scoobel for
one of the most dominant playoffs performances.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
I've ever seen. Fourteen. Not a sport. We don't talk
about baseball. Base was over. It's a football time. This
is also show hockey football. Dodgers all year they look
like they were middling. Maybe this was in the year.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Then they come out Game one and holy crap, oh
tawny lead off home run to start the game, hits
another one. Tay Oscar Hernandez hit two bombs.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
I don't want to talk about baseball. Baseball's done. We're
not talking. This isn't a baseball show. This isn't a
baseball show. Right next week, I'll update you on what happened.
We're not gonna know. That's not any part of it.
This is not a baseball show, not a baseball show
at all. I have a microphone that game off. Alex
is mad because I put the Red Sox Yankees game.
I'm not watching it. I'm not going to watch it.

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Speaker 4 (01:26:48):
Not cool man, dude, that's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
If you have it not cool to something that makes
you say, hey, that's not cool, all you got to
do is hit us up on X we are at
Past Gray Pod on X use the hashtag PTG not
cool and that will help us search for them at
past Gray Pod hashtag PTG not cool. We'll start with
some listener and viewers submitted not cools, and then we'll
get into ours. Our first sort of from Tessa goryants

(01:27:22):
at Tessa goryants on X and she says her not
cool is showing up for a doctor's appointment that you
made a year ago on the day, or showing up
to the doctor's appointment that you made a year ago
on the one day you could have slept in, only
to be told that they no longer take your health insurance.

Speaker 4 (01:27:40):
That's such fucking bullshit. Is bullshit because they should usually
check before I've had like, hey, we're trying to confirm
with your insurance, Like that's all that's bull's job and
ruining your fucking day. That is bullshit.

Speaker 5 (01:27:55):
That's really not cool, really not cool. I don't really
have anything back for that. I fuck them, Yeah, I
like this, that's everything about that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
And if you had to make an appointment a year
out in advance, it's probably a hard to get an appointment,
So then it's like cool, and I get to start
this over again. Fuck them, and.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
You're probably gonna have to do like monthly checkings now, like, hey,
you still take my insurance, right, you still take my insurance?

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Right?

Speaker 5 (01:28:19):
You still take Yeah? Can you stop calling us? I
wish I could, but the last people fucked me over.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
And so it's like, why do we not accept insurances?
Like why are certain insurances taken by certain people? And
I don't it just to make you do the little
fucking song and dance to the fuck with you even more?

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Like why if you have insurance, have insurance? Yes, this
is health insurance, Well we don't take that one.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
You don't mind that they are insuring it. Why there's
a company behind me that is going to give you
the money and you're just like, yeah, but we don't
like their money.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
It's all the same fucking money. Yeah, I don't. I
don't get it. It's bullshit and it's just yeah, fuck
fuck them. I'm really sorry, Tessa. That blows uh.

Speaker 3 (01:29:01):
Next not cool it's from kennye YadA Mandata or at
Kenyada Mandada on next Kenya Valdez and she says her
not cool is getting to the airport and realizing that
you do not have your license.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
This is why I don't travel. That's like my biggest fear.
I hope that you got there early. I always get
shipped for I'm the guy that goes there four hours
early because I'm like, weel, I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
If I forget everything that I thought I brought and
then I have to go home. At least I'll have time.
I'm hoping that you did something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:29):
But that sucks. Absolutely, that does suck. Forgetting your license
at the airport, that's like the one thing you need.
You need a true idea or real idea, whatever the
fuck it is. Robert, did you have that? I guess
you had to have it to fly. Was it just
your driver's license and passport and the passport?

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
Like I was very paranoid that I'm gonna forget about it,
So like I had it on my desk like two
weeks before our flight. Okay, yeah, right here, I'm gonna
see it every single day. When you got this, you'll
put in the safe. We did not put in a safe. No,
we were Airbnb, not a hotel. So I had it
in my backpack and my I think I had a
backpack with me every day because I forgot that I

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had that. I had the passport in my backpack until
like Sunday and I'm like, oh, yeah, I've been carrying
on passport with me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Somebody takes that. You're done, Yeah, you're done. So Robert
would have had to contact the American consulate to get home.
We would have got your back, buddy, We would have
got your back. Yeah. That sucks. That's two really good
And by good I mean bad, not cools. Next not cool. Oh,
this is from Jordan Welch at j Underscore Welch two seven,

(01:30:38):
nine to five on X and Jordan Welch says, some
idiot driver hit the side of my building and that
caused the wall by my shower to have damage and
the leak and it looks like the walls like cracked,
pushed in and that fucking sucks. And then that's one
of those where it's like your apartments are like we're
gonna get to and we get to it. You just
got to kind of chill. But it's your showers. I'd

(01:30:59):
like to shower, would like to shower sometime. I can't
even believe the level of bad luck you have to have,
Like of all the places in the building. The guy
could hit your wall and you had to be going
to do the damage to like move a wall.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
Could also just be like kind of a shitty wall.
It's an exterior wall, and they're like there's a shower
on the other end of it. I mean, like, I
don't going that fat, Like you can probably do that
damage a whole hour, just past a role or like
maybe the parking spot. And then like you see he
said he wasn't gonna watch. He staring at the foot

(01:31:37):
at the baseball right now. He can't help himself. Oh,
it's just because Judge.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Was not looking at that, I promise you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
But I mean, I I can't say I haven't thought
about it because where I park it backs up against
my where my bed is something I even fucking reverse
too hard right here, I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Gonna take out my own bed. Yeah, that's like I've
never done it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:01):
When when I was a kid, my mom I would
see my mom you know, drive, you know, reverse whatever
do all the time. And one day she she said, hey,
go turn on the car. We're to go to the store.
So I'm like, okay, I'll go turn on the car.
And I'm like I always see her then put it
in reverse. I'm gonna put it in reverse for her now,

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just just because you know, it's just gonna be a good.

Speaker 4 (01:32:24):
Sign and it'd be easy for her to put in reverse. Now.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
Obviously, the car started moving, started going in reverse and
went down our driveway into the road. I don't remember
if it like jumped the curve of the other side
of the street. But what I do remember is my
mom coming outside because I think she changed my mid like, oh,
we're not gonna go out anywhere anymore, and then her
like screaming and running at me to like get the

(01:32:49):
car to stop because I had no idea. I'm like,
I have no idea how to stop this carmoving because
to me, putting in the car reverse I didn't register
like this is what made the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
Car move, So there was no like, oh I thought
it was a Tesla. I just got to put it back.
I just got to put it back and then stop moving. Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Yeah, as a kid, you're just like so simple mind
where you're just like I don't know, I'm being a
good son.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
My Mom's gonna love me. Yeah, this is great. I mean,
you literally don't know how car work. Cars work, as
a child, No, you don't. Even as an adult, I
do a lot of that, don't. But honestly, this is
Yankees just hit the two run.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:33:25):
This is uh.

Speaker 3 (01:33:27):
This is maybe like the worst or best slash best
crop of not cool as we've had, maybe ever. Like
doctor's a boyman that just says, hey, you're out, we're
gonna help you. Fuck you, we don't take your insurance now.
And then forgetting your license at the airport and then
having somebody run into your wall and ruin your shower.
It's a trifector right there.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
Brutal. We'll pick up some of the other listener reviewer
ones next week, but I don't know if anybody's gonna
be able top that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
Okay, I'll go. I have a couple, both kind of
cars related. I'll start with the most recent one though,
I had to take when we had our daughter. We
had to do a follow up with her pediatrician.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Monday. We go in on Monday, go see the pediatrician.

Speaker 3 (01:34:12):
Everything's good, come back, And I remember back in as
I was like, it's the really narrow spots. But I'm
pretty like I've been to that hospital a bunch recently
because we've been getting ready to have a baby, and
it's in the same complex, and like I've made sure
that I pull in directly to the spot, so it's
not like I'm not cutting anybody out.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
I'm not over anybody's line.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
And I've like even backed into the spot, backed out
of the spot, and then like went forward again to
make sure that I was perfectly in the center. When
I got to the car, as I was getting ready
to back out when we were leaving, had loaded the
load the kid in the car. I Emma's in the
back seat with the kid right now because she's so small,
and then got the car seat all set up, got
the stroller in the back, closed the back door, and

(01:34:54):
everything that the passenger side rearview or the passenger side
mirror is like pushed in, and I was like, I wonder,
like what the fuck, Like why, like I'm right in
the middle of the spot. Why would somebody do that? Okay, whatever?

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
And then as I backed out, like left got home,
and as I got like when I got home, I
got out of the car, was unloaded stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
When I walked in, I just saw there's like a
line down the entire like three panels of my car.
Somebody had fucking keyed my car. What somebody keep my car?
But I was like I didn't, like I understand if
I was in two lanes or any of that, like
check that out. That's Jesus, it's it was three panels
of the car. And you can tell because it was

(01:35:36):
like it started up high and went down load and
then it comes back up. I was like, so that's
not like a scrape, like somebody backed out like that,
because I was like, oh, maybe somebody parked too close,
and then when they were backing out, they like had
to like push my mirror in whatever, Okay, that happens.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
What the fuck? Though, Like I didn't do anything. Why
why if it was like this long?

Speaker 5 (01:35:53):
I could even be like, well, maybe they like were
trying to slide by to get into their car and
like something on their jeans, like scratch it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
No, that's the book.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
It was before the passenger side front door all the
way down that then it goes down then comes back up,
and it goes almost all the way down the passenger
side backseat door.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
And fuck that guy who or girl whoever was And
there was this old guy I think was just waiting
for us to back out so he could get into
his car because I was loading stuff because he was
way too old to be like a guy that would
have keep cars.

Speaker 3 (01:36:23):
But then I was like, Okay, let's go see what
I could do. My friend was like, I think you
can get somebody for fellony vandalism. It's just above whatever,
like and it's on a car, and I was like,
let's go fuck somebody's day up.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
And I drove by it. I was like, well, I
gotta find where a camera is so then I can
be like, do I gotta to file a police report? Whatever?
There's not a camera, Like there's cameras in the parking lot.
There was not a camera there. And there's no way
that I would be able to prove, like you can't
just look at everybody else back that you'd had to
see them doing it, and the camera would not have
seen them doing that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
To be able to get them to even give you
all the tapes, like all search through it, all that
you'd have to do a police trip, probably have to
get a lawyer and all that shit.

Speaker 3 (01:36:58):
Yeah, So and it's it's I mean, it was a
fucking new to used carba as a new car to me,
and I had it a year. The fuck, I don't
know it. The only thing I was thinking, I was like,
I have a Giants like plate on the back of
it that just says New York Joans. It must have
been a Chargers fan, but those don't exist, so I

(01:37:19):
don't that's true. Nobody's a Chargers fan. No one's a
Chargers fan.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
People have like like the Danian Tomlinson jerseys, but nobody's
a Chargers fan really.

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
So that fucking sucks. That pisses me off, and I'm
gonna have to figure out how to get that out.
And there's all these compounds and you can you can
buy to put it in there, and hopefully I can
fix that, but what the fuck guys don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
Karma's just gonna catch that person. Something bad will happen
to them. And then I'll later on in life if
I ever find out laugh they'll go on a Cementson
bridge and it'll fuck yeah, they'll go on the Suspicion
Bridge robber was on and just oops. So no, bitch,
maybe should a keat anybody's car.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
And then my other one is kind of not cool
on me for thinking it's not cool, but you've been
my place we have. You get parking spots that are
signed to us right by our door where you walk
in it. It's like a townhouse complex. And I have
a party spot, my wife has a parking spot. And
then the guy that moved next to us had a

(01:38:15):
parking spot. I guess he found out he has two
parking spots because we always had he would park in
one of the parking spots and then we kind of
just used it, like nobody parked overnight or anything. But
like my mom watches my kid and stuff, so like
she would come by and that way she could get
her without having a parking visitor park. He was a
little bit easier. And this guy in the last Like
it started the day we were going to the hospital
have my kids. So we had my mom coming to

(01:38:37):
pick up my dog and my oldest daughter, and we
had people there helping am I get ready. Nobody could
park in that spot because that guy is now parking
in both spots. He just takes up too, And I
was like, I guess technically they are his spots, but fuck, man,
like you don't need two you don't need two spots here,
Yeah you need two spots, but like it's mine, not

(01:38:58):
cool for thinking it's not cool, but they are both
his spots. But like you could, like, come on, bro,
be a dude, Be a cool guy, because there's other
people that like when they're when they have people come over.

Speaker 4 (01:39:08):
You parked there for a couple hours or whatever. I
think you had parked there before. The yes, park up
right next to me. It's fine, I get it wasn't
my spot. Didn't know that he had two spots, and
I guess he just found out he had two spots
because now he's just parking in the middle every time.
Come on, man, what the fuck? So those are my
not cools.

Speaker 5 (01:39:24):
I've got a few one similar to that, but it's
it's my smallest of the not cooles is the guy
who has the parking spot right next to me on
Thursday nights. We both get this has happened like two
or three weeks in a row. Now after I get
off work, we both get home at like the exact
same time. But like they're tight spots. So like I
back into mine and I have like inches between my

(01:39:47):
mirror and the concrete pole that goes up right there
on that side, and then on the other side, like
inches between my car and the striped line, like they're
just small spots. But I get home on Thursday and
he just slightly beat me there, and I guess his
girl was getting out of the car. So I'm just
sitting there, lined up and waiting to reverse in pastor's

(01:40:08):
side doors open because he pulled straight in, so it's
like his girl, I guess, just had the door open.
I was sitting there for like four minutes, Like, you know,
I'm about to park into the spot and you're just
sitting there, not getting out of your car with your
fucking door open.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
She's probably not aware that you're right there, but no.

Speaker 5 (01:40:25):
Fucking way, they weren't aware I was right there. I'm
telling you, I'm sitting there for two minutes at least,
and like I didn't. I Like, at first, I was
pretty calm abat because I'm like whatever, because like I
had seen them getting their baby out of the car
before too, so it's like maybe that's it. But like
then eventually she gets out of the car, closes it
and they both just walk inside, and I was like
I was getting close to like giving a quick hunk.
But also, you know, it's eleven o'clock at night. I

(01:40:46):
knew they had a baby, but they didn't. I was
just like, what the fuck was that?

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
Yeah, like what what are you awareness? The neighborly pay attention?
So that one. The next one is just that, Like
the Kroger by My finally closed down.

Speaker 5 (01:41:00):
So now every time I've to run out for something,
I'm forced to go to the Bunker Hill AGB with
anyone that's been there. Great hib worst fucking parking lot
ever because you're not. But it's just I have to
deal with this horrible parking lot all the time now,
Like unless you get there really early in the morning
then but like I'm never getting there really earlier. Yeah,
it's always like we've been open for ten minutes, like
we're out of cucumber.

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Well, fuck, let me go get it. Eleven thirty at
HIV is usually pretty fucking busy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:26):
Yeah, and you get stuck behind people just parks in
or parked in the middle of the thing waiting for
a car to load and get what what is what
is the draw?

Speaker 4 (01:41:35):
I do not?

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
I I bitched about this park so many times on
the body is I understand that you want the front spot.
I love going into the back of a parking lot,
and like the grocery store normally go to, Yeah It's
I enter in the back and it's like the first
spot I see, Yeah mine ideally if there's one open
next to the little cart crowd thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
If not, I don't fucking care. I can walk it.
I got feet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
But then when I leave, I'll back out, and then
I try and leave it, like so many times you
get stuck behind three cars because some jackass is fucking
sitting there, like, well, this old lady's unloading your groceries,
and by unloading your groceries, that means that she has
the guy that bagged your groceries helping her load it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:12):
So it's gonna take five minutes, and then we're just
gonna blink her on, blinkerr on, blink her on, blinkerr on.
And then when the first person behind them doesn't go around,
I'm like, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
It's it doesn't save your time. There's no way it
saves you time. Yeah, well look how close to her.
There's no way that you waiting five ten minutes in
a fucking car to get a little bit closer spot.
And I love walking in, especially because I go I
do a lot of my shopping in the afternoon because
of my schedule. But like there's people little do that
in the middle of the afternoon, and you're like, I

(01:42:43):
can see twelve spots right, just go ten feet ten feet,
pull in there and you'll be You'll be in and out.

Speaker 4 (01:42:49):
Man, what are you doing? You are waiting longer than
you will be in the store for a spot so
you can be the third spot. It doesn't fucking matter.

Speaker 5 (01:42:56):
I mean, there's because most of the time when I'm
running there, I'm running in to get one, maybe two things.
I know exactly where it is, I'm going to get it.
I get in, I go to self checkout, I get out.
There's many times where I have to make this run
where it takes me longer to get out of the
parking lot than it did to get in the store,
pay and get the.

Speaker 4 (01:43:11):
Fuck back to the car. Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:43:13):
And it's so fright because it's usually something like, oh,
we just got to set with a cucumber on it,
we're out of cucumbers.

Speaker 4 (01:43:17):
I'm like, yeah, just go all right, let's go fuck
run in. So that sucked. And then when I was
leaving the store, there's this lady in front of me.

Speaker 5 (01:43:26):
She's just one of the small carts because she only
had Like, she gets out of the doors, I'm not
shitting you, takes two steps, stops the cart right there.
The cart return is about thirteen feet to the right,
and they stack the carts to walk in right outside too,
but we were on the opposite door, so she had
to take thirteen steps right. No, stops right there, just

(01:43:47):
abruptly moves to the right side of the cart, starts
grabbing her two bags out of there. So I go
around the left side of her because I'm like, what
the fuck? She cuts back around the cart and cuts
me off.

Speaker 4 (01:43:56):
Go with the left.

Speaker 5 (01:43:57):
I was like, oh lady, oh god, if you were
a man and it was legal to punch people in public,
like it's it's I never thought I could find something worse.
Of people that walk into the store and stop immediately
leaving the store, stopping and leaving your cart directly in
front of the exit door.

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
Yeah, what lack of awareness?

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Was that lack of awareness that people have, Like it's
gotta be nice to just be in your own world,
and I get that everybody at times does that, but
like to just in a grocery store, I am so
hyper aware, always I'm like, all right, where are.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
We going here? This is here?

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
This is here, This is here, this is here. Like
I don't want to be in there any longer than
I need to be. And there's people that are just like.

Speaker 5 (01:44:34):
Mm see, I do kind of shop like that, but
I don't wander and just getting people's way. I still
walk with a purpose. I just don't know what I'm
getting necessarily. I kind of like the shop with whatever
catches my eye. I'll decide what I'm gonna cook around it.
But I'm not just slowly wandering and taking a space.

Speaker 4 (01:44:51):
I'm moving. But I just that sucks. Dude, Oh dude,
I was so angry at this woman drove me insane.
That's a good not cool, Bobby. What do you got
for us? Too many people smoke in Vancouver, smoking darts.
Canadians love darts, dude, ripping darts. It's like the.

Speaker 5 (01:45:11):
Number one thing I still respect about Canadian culture is
that they're like as of people, we still smoke cigarette.

Speaker 4 (01:45:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45:16):
I think about it the cold a lot. Maybe I
don't know what that means, but yeah, sure, well it's
like a hot, hot dart.

Speaker 5 (01:45:22):
I mean during during all the cold months, you don't
want to go outside because it's so cold. But you
need an excuse to get outside and get some sun.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
What better excuse? Let's go smoking a couple of.

Speaker 6 (01:45:31):
Darts, buddy, our dart cigarettes. Yeah that's okay, okay, no idea,
my bad? Yeah, want to rip a dart?

Speaker 4 (01:45:40):
I have some darts at home if you want to
rip a couple of darts.

Speaker 6 (01:45:44):
But yeah, they smoke a lot of cigarettes and and uh,
weed is legal over there too, so a lot of
weed smoke a.

Speaker 4 (01:45:49):
Bunch of dopers. Care to have a dope problem? This
is true those America Ever did you think about it?
We're like, no, just one time. It doesn't count if
you're in a different country.

Speaker 6 (01:46:08):
I was mostly in in downtown, so I kind of
expected this. But like the smells, there were a lot.
It was the cigarette smoke, the weed and uh like
like smell of pea everywhere too.

Speaker 4 (01:46:19):
Canada. Yeah it's still a city. Yeah, but it's Canada.
It's supposed to be nice. I don't spend a lot
of time downtown Houston. Do we have much of a
peace smell? Depending on where? See, we can't because it's
so hot. I don't know with the peace is there?
It would be very noticeable.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Whatever it was the landing place where like the they finished, No,
it's like something somebody's land something landing and it's like
in like it's in Buffalo by by No, but that's
like a bunch of like there's like a homeless camp there.
And I remember going fishing and like that, and it
was just ship like human ship was in like a

(01:46:56):
whole part.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
Of it was like what am I in San Francisco? Yeah?
My rat? But yeah, that's Those are two very pungent
smells too.

Speaker 6 (01:47:05):
Yeah, especially like I said, we were pisses the walking
like everywhere, so just constantly new smell every few seconds.

Speaker 4 (01:47:14):
Did you everythink like fuck they look so cool though
these darts?

Speaker 1 (01:47:17):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:47:19):
Did did anybody? Did you see anybody with like their
foot up against the wall the jacket?

Speaker 5 (01:47:24):
I mean, Canada is like thirty years behind us in culture,
so they're just in the nineties. Man, they're still smoking.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Give them some time, you know, they'll find out that
it's bad for you, like until they find out two
years from now. Oh they're gonna be fucking shook. Oh sorry,
you didn't know that happened down there? He really smokes
over there. We don't have any twin towers. We just
have this thing in Toronto. That's why you were in Afghanistan.
That reminds me.

Speaker 6 (01:47:48):
I did take a picture that I wanted to send
you guys completely forgot. It's a picture of a building
called World Trade Center, and I was gonna teest the
guys like, oh, they have their still.

Speaker 4 (01:47:58):
Canada our thing. You guys are supposed to be polite.
That's our thing. It's like they have one over there,
not over here. Look, we can trade for the world too.
There's not a world anything in Canada. Yeah, well, I
guess they do have like World Juniors championship trophies for hockey,
but but yeah, that's the World's And they spelled center wrong.

(01:48:19):
Oh god, the god damn you Canada. Every time I
find something I like about them, they do another thing
to pend like yeah, it's just the spell, Like what
the fuck? What the fuck? Just say like, you're just
you're in America, right, you guys got You're not part
of Britain anymore. Yeah, you don't have the distance. You
are Americans, You're North America. You're spelled the way we do.

(01:48:41):
Yeah god, yeah, did that mean I can't Canada? Be
as cool as Mexico? Would you do you think he's
cooler Robert Mexico, Canada, Mexico.

Speaker 5 (01:48:54):
Yeah, I mean, I mean think about it this way.
Mexico is like, hey, Bobby got just go on vacation
to Canada. But how often do you hear someone go
I'm going on vacation to Mexico pretty often? How often
you hear I'm going on vacation in Canada Not very
often at all. Good point, beautiful country, no reason to
be there, good point except for Lincoln Park, and.

Speaker 4 (01:49:14):
Yeah, that was the only reason to go there is Oh,
an American is going there all although the American band
better than all your stupid band said some forty one
and ever Levine and Justin Bieber and a lot of
other bands. Actually there's a I don't think we need
to put Justin Bieber in this list. Listen Bieber Fox
dude does like we hate him stage Beaver. Do we
have any kids though? Do we know that he does?

(01:49:36):
I'm sure he's got one or two of them.

Speaker 5 (01:49:39):
I don't know if you know this about international pop stars,
they be fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:49:42):
They get laid all right. Actually, I think he has had.

Speaker 5 (01:49:46):
A kid with his wife as I don't know, dude,
I don't know. That's why we need a woman on
this podcast.

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All right, Hey, Robert, stop me. If you've ever heard
this before. The Yankees just made an error this season.

Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
I said the season's over, dude. This is nothing you're
saying is affecting me. Nothing you're saying is affecting me.
This season is done. I'm not watching this game. I'm
not gonna go home and turn this game on. I
don't care about this game. The Yankees are dead. Yankees
are dead to me.

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You have two teams you don't really get to like
none of Like you're just talking ship out of both
both sides. Yeah, it is. That's what I do.

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Put answers in the subject Our first question comes from
Danielle V and Danielle says, what is the most unmoanable

(01:52:42):
name you can think of? So we gotta go men
and women?

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
Okay, yeah, so I did. I did a lot of research.
I saw this beforehand. I did some research on it,
and I was trying to think like old timey names.

Speaker 4 (01:52:52):
Ooh, Melvin, that's actually really that's the first one that
popped into my head was Melvin. I came out with
a couple of them for woman, gladys. Oh your Gladys, Like, no, oh,
Gladys Bernice, I.

Speaker 5 (01:53:10):
Like it's that second niece. It hits the ear wrong. Gertrude,
hold on though, but Gertie, you can just give a
little nickname on there. But then also you could do Bernie.
But also then it sounds like you're having sex with
a guy, and I don't want to do that. Gertrude

(01:53:31):
is good, though.

Speaker 3 (01:53:33):
So I had Gladys for a woman. And then I like,
Adolph is obviously the first one. You're like Adolf, You're
like Hitler.

Speaker 4 (01:53:42):
I think that's still more moanable than than Melvin. Though, no, okay,
so eight off. I just that was the first one
that came to mind. But I think so I tried
to look up like older names and Reginald, Reginald, Reginald.
That was splendid.

Speaker 3 (01:54:00):
You could say, like shorten to Reggie, but like, no,
he goes by Reginald. He's an old guy, Reginald. Like
that's not hot, never gonna be hot, to say Reginald. Ever,
and then Cecil, I think, Cecil fucks Cecil does not. Yeah,
Cecil again, Cecil, I'm like, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (01:54:19):
No, No, I think it's more monable than Melvin, though.

Speaker 3 (01:54:26):
Melvin's a good or a good unmoanable name. I think Reginald. Also,
it sounds like you're just fucking a Civil War general.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
There's also just the basic of whatever your grandparents' names were,
Nancy and Joe, Like you don't run into him anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:54:42):
But I could never date a Rita. Yeah, like that
would just be weirdta and I'd kind of get turned
on by it. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:54:54):
Actually, maybe it's less it would be weird if they
had your mom's name. But also like you just grew
up corn her Mommy didn't grow colin.

Speaker 4 (01:55:00):
Her LORI right, the name doesn't hit as hard, and
it depends on if it's a more common name. Like
my mom's name is Kim, so there's a lot of
like people named Kim that I know. Robert, what do
you what do you think? I was thinking? Uh, whatever name?
Elon's kid is whatever? That is Sanskrit? Yeah, I mean
they're pretty if you can't pronounce them. Piven actually Spenn

(01:55:29):
kind of fucks. What is this kid's name?

Speaker 5 (01:55:32):
I don't know, like X, it's like a dash X
and then that like AE and I forget. I've heard
how it's supposed to be pronounced, doesn't make sense from
the way it's fucking spelled.

Speaker 4 (01:55:43):
Yeah, I feel like there's a delta symbol in there.
Oh he has so many kids I forgot. Oh yeah,
I mean he's got like sixteen of them, Vivian Nevada,
Saxon Kai.

Speaker 5 (01:55:52):
That's another one. If if if their parents gave them
a dumb ass name like ooh Apple like.

Speaker 4 (01:55:59):
That Apple is uh both play guys kid right, here's
feeling or Gwyneth Paltrow. Yeah, that's a dumb one. How
many what are his kids names? God? Damn oh Jaxton?
So you know how like unnecessary X in your name

(01:56:19):
on Wikipedia, you know how it'll say like kid like
children it just has like the list like it just
says at least fourteen, but does it have X whatever. Uh. Yeah,
I'm trying to find Elon Musk kids with Grimes. I
believe it's with Grimes with grimess x A E A

(01:56:47):
dash x I. I Yeah, that's probably Yeah, that's probably
you just moaning oha x XIII.

Speaker 5 (01:56:56):
You just have your phone next to you and you
just play the dial up symbol or a sound from
AOL back.

Speaker 4 (01:57:01):
In the day. So it's what's is there what's Ian
Roman numerals? Is there an Ian Roman numerals? E plurbus?
There probably is an E, I don't know, so then
it would be oh ten e plurabus alpha twelve.

Speaker 5 (01:57:20):
You put a fucking number in your kid's name, dude,
I hope that kid turns to eighteen and goes, yeah,
I'm changing it to Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:57:27):
Is that why he named x X or Twitter X. No,
he likes X Yeah. I think he just likes that. Yeah, okay,
because he acts an edgy letter. Why is like that'd
be sick to be like, you know, I named my platform,
my social media platform after you, So I named it
because it's X rated. Yes, I do not believe in censorship.
I made sure that your mother took Thailand all the

(01:57:49):
whole time, you and the womb so you'd like me.
It's such a fucking weird guy. Okay, So besides Eon
musk kid's name, can you think of another one? ROBERTA
would be weird for him? ROBERTA would be but it's
kind of like you fuck yourself. That's kind of cool, though,
is it? Oh Roberta?

Speaker 5 (01:58:13):
Then you don't know if he just said after Robert
fucking megalomaniac over here, you saying.

Speaker 4 (01:58:21):
Your own name been known to I don't know a
lot of names, Like if I made a meta girl
named pat that would get weird. I think I could
put it that's sight, But like pat is like a
not uncommon girl name, Like it's not that common anymore.
Like Patricia, you don't you don't hear.

Speaker 5 (01:58:39):
And I couldn't say Patricia because my brother used to
call me that growing up to anoint me. I think
I'd have an easier time owning pat than Patricia.

Speaker 4 (01:58:50):
Yeah, I've known a lot of girls named alex but
was never really I mean, that's a very common both
way name, though it's always thinking, is that Alexander? Whatever
did to my my name is Alexander? Shut the fuck up,
go by my real name. I'm not a pussy that
is has to shorten my name. Why haven't we ever
started calling him Xander because it's not my name? Doesn't
even go there? Whatever Zonder or lex Lex would be cool,

(01:59:13):
just you know what, Alex takes too long? Lex is
such a movable name too, Lex. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
I think Reginald and Gladys or mine Hey, red sox
tied it up. By the way, I told you I
don't care. He can. I'm looking away from the screen
he's watching. I'm not I'm looking at you. I'm telling you.

(01:59:35):
I told you I do not care. I'll stick with uh,
what was the one of the Melvin and Bernice. I'll
stick with my first answer. You're just gonna go Eli's
kid and can't even pronounce it. Yes, you can't pronounce it.
You're not gonna be able to moan it. All right,

(01:59:59):
Moving on, let's go to.

Speaker 3 (02:00:04):
Alex oh At Alex looked under one on X and
he says, what is the dumbest shaped state? I had
to look at the map for this, all right, boys,
and I want to go through the three that I
tried to choose between. All right, So it's the three
of the m's three ms is what I was thinking about.

Speaker 4 (02:00:24):
Michigan. Cool shape of the hand, but it's really two shapes.

Speaker 3 (02:00:30):
So that's a stupid shape that you have to have
two shapes to make one shape when everybody else just
has one. Besides Hawaii. But Hawaii is cool because it's
an island, a bunch of islands. Montana looks like it's
just looking like putting its nose down at Idaho and
it's like trying to eat Idaho. Idaho looks cool as fuck,
but Montana's like stealing part of Idaho. So that's not

(02:00:52):
even that cool of a shape. But what I really think,
and I've been to this state a lot because my
dad's from there, I think Maryland might be the dumbest
shape state. You look at Maryland and Maryland like it's
a tiny little state, but then it's like it evaporates
right like West Virginia Pennsylvania border, and then it pops
back up.

Speaker 4 (02:01:12):
Again, which is one continual land mass. But it's like
a little like we don't get this part, but then
right here you can have it. Like what the fuck
are you doing Massachusetts? I mean they wanted the tail,
But like I think that Maryland might be the stupidest
or Maryland might be the dumbest shape state.

Speaker 5 (02:01:33):
I think you were right with your first sort in Michigan.
It's disconnected. It's two different land masses. You don't get
two land masses unless you're an island.

Speaker 4 (02:01:40):
If you have two shapes, you don't have one. You
don't have one. So that's the dumb shape. Two shapes
is dumb for one shape, but.

Speaker 5 (02:01:46):
Like Alaska, Hawaii, I mean, they've got a bunch of
islands and shit, that's part of their land that cool
stretches out.

Speaker 4 (02:01:51):
They're their own thing, and they're cool just because they're.

Speaker 5 (02:01:54):
Like detached the top like what they call it the
Upper Peninsula, the upers up top of Wisconsin. That should
all just be Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (02:02:03):
Why is it? Why is that Michigan? But like, yeah,
I don't, I don't understand. They're like, no, but you
can also have here, because if Michigan was really badass,
what they would have done is they would have taken
over Wisconsin and then the top parts of Indiana and
Illinois and just had a massive state that encompassed the
entire of Lake Michigan right there, and then as though
they're like, now we'll just take the top over there now,

(02:02:23):
fuck you you suck. Yeah, it's weird. Fuck you Michigan.
It's weird. And also, like I'm sure some people would
say Colorado, I don't think it's bad. It's just basic.
Yeahs d of respect that though, like square Yeah, like
Nevada is kind of the same way too, but it's
got a cool little like like turn people be placed
with California, California, it's a cool shape, like Colorado's shape, Wyoming, Utah,
New Mexico. There's just nothing to write home about. But

(02:02:45):
like they're not a dumb shape. Yeah, a rectangle in
a square like that works.

Speaker 5 (02:02:48):
I will say there was one time as a child
that I was jealous a little bit of those states
because it's it was impossible to draw Texas, and I'm like, God,
those kids have it so easy when they have to
draw their state. I later learned in life that I
don't think other states make you do that. It's just
Texas because we're Texas.

Speaker 4 (02:03:04):
Yeah, like you will learn how to draw.

Speaker 3 (02:03:06):
You better fucking draw us, bitch. Maryland very cool flag,
one of the coolest state flags. Not as cool as
a shape of the state. I mean, Delaware is up
there too, just because it's made up and it's not
even real delar It's kind of like the Montana is.
It's kind of like the Wyomings where it's just like
it's just a shape.

Speaker 5 (02:03:25):
It's blue on the map I'm looking at for a reason.
That's because it's actually just water. It's not even there.

Speaker 4 (02:03:29):
It's an optical I've been like Bigfoot Robert what do
you think is the dumbest shape state.

Speaker 6 (02:03:37):
I was originally thinking Idaho. I think I know it's
one of the coolest shape states. It's got the cool tail.

Speaker 4 (02:03:46):
I kind of want to say South Dakota because they're
so close to being a square, and they just said, no,
bottom right, we're gonna go jaggedy just a little bit. Yeah, dude,
you were so close. I can get on board with Maryland.

Speaker 3 (02:03:56):
Though, Maryland because because it makes no sense, like what
are you doing around West Virginia Maryland? You could have
just panhandled that bitch, but they're like, no, we're gonna
go up.

Speaker 4 (02:04:05):
I thought you were talking about the right hand side
of it, not the left hand side.

Speaker 5 (02:04:08):
No, left hand side looks stupid because I was staring
at it as you talk, so like the words gut,
mushy mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (02:04:13):
I get what you mean. I don't know. It's kind
of nice having a hook on the end of your state.
But no, but it like go it like it looks
like it's gonna end, and then it's like nopej K,
and we go just a little bit longer.

Speaker 5 (02:04:22):
I kind of feel like they like that's kind of baller,
because at some point the other state was like, let
us have this thing, like, fuck you, that's my.

Speaker 4 (02:04:29):
Land, probably, but like it just makes it dumb. I'm
not saying that's not cool how they got it. I'm
just saying it's it's dumb. It might be the most
unique state shape that we have, cause it's like boop
poop poop, just like that. If you're just listening, just
picture Maryland. I mean, everyone knew exactly what I meant.
There's a funny thing.

Speaker 5 (02:04:48):
Is, until we looked at this map, I could not
have told you even remotely what Maryland looked like.

Speaker 4 (02:04:52):
I only know it because my dad was raised there,
so I would go there all the time, like every
other state.

Speaker 5 (02:04:57):
I feel like I could have given you a basic
idea of at least somewhat they look like. In a blob, Maryland,
I would have had no fucking clue.

Speaker 4 (02:05:03):
That's a good question, though, Alex. So I like that
it was a funnel exercise. Everybody, uh in the comments
on the YouTube, tell us what you think is the
dumbest shape state and give us your reasons, give us
your reasoning. But Michigan. So you go Michigan, I go Maryland,
and then Robert is gonna go Maryland. I'll go Maryland. Sure, Okay,
what does a Puerto Rico look like? It's an island.

(02:05:26):
It's cool. Island's always a cool you know what it
looks like kind of similar to Hawaii, just not a chain. Yeah,
that's the cool part because like say like an island,
say Michigan's broken up, and then being like, well Hawaii
and Hawai looks tight because you like speckle, speckle, speckles.
What does the island look like? Drop a little bit
of water on the ground. That probably pretty cool, right, Yeah,
that's that's why.

Speaker 3 (02:05:46):
Next question or this is a question to power ranking
from Quentin Hughes at Q the ace on X and
he says, power rank these naps.

Speaker 4 (02:05:54):
This is a good one. I'm excited about this one.
So these are five naps we're gonna power ranks. Is
the after day drinking nap, the college football Saturday naps.
I'm imagining that's just in between games, you're just kind
of dozing off or just there's so many games at
some point during the day, Yeah, you fall asleep. Oh
hell yeah. We're in the late games, the randomly on

(02:06:15):
the couch nap, the lunch break nap, and the road
trip nap while someone else drives. Robert, you go first.
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 6 (02:06:26):
Number five the day after drinking nap. Okay, yeah, about
day after drinking a bunch of Gatorade cans.

Speaker 4 (02:06:34):
No, and it's not day after drinking nap. It's after
day after day. Ok sounds like you did drink. Okay,
go home, take a little nap, we'll snooze.

Speaker 6 (02:06:42):
Yes, I haven't done that. Number four, I'm gonna go,
uh college football Saturday naps.

Speaker 4 (02:06:48):
You don't watch college football? No. Number three, you just
don't like Saturday naps. Then I guess I don't. I don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:06:56):
I don't have a nap on Saturdays. Number three, I'm
going road trip nap wins when else's drive. Usually I'm
the one that's driving, right, I don't. I rarely get
to enjoy those, enjoy those more when I was younger.
Number two, I'm going lunch break nap. And then number
one the randomly on the couch nap.

Speaker 4 (02:07:14):
Yeah, okay, i'll go next. I'll go next five college
football Saturday nap. Those are not I'm not saying that
these are shitty naps, Like this is a good nap,
but like you want to watch. Sometimes you wake up
like fuck, what did I miss? And like you panic.

Speaker 3 (02:07:29):
You don't really panic, but just like, oh man, I
missed the hat the second half of this game. I
should have I should have stayed up, but you're still like,
I got to I got a little nap on a Saturday,
which is always cool for.

Speaker 4 (02:07:38):
His lunch break nap. I don't have a lunch break,
so I don't know what it's like.

Speaker 3 (02:07:43):
I have heard awesome stories of how just like I
don't eat my lunch, I just go to my car
and I lay.

Speaker 4 (02:07:48):
It back and then I take a thirty minutenap. BELI
that sounds awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:07:52):
I bet if you have a position, like a job
where you can do that, that is probably much higher
up on your list as it should be. I would
also just be afraid that I would fall asleep and
then wake up and it'd be dark and I'd be
in my car.

Speaker 4 (02:08:03):
I'm like, oh God, I didn't do work the second
half of the day. I have forty seven people take
naps in the studio.

Speaker 3 (02:08:10):
Yeah, this in this room. This is a lot of times.
There's people that sleep here. Three is the after day
drinking nap. It's an elite nap because it can recharge
you and get you going. But sometimes you lose the day.

Speaker 4 (02:08:24):
That's the way you what you already had the day drinking,
So it was a pretty.

Speaker 3 (02:08:26):
Good day, right, But so like, I'll have this sometimes
where it's like I go watch soccer in the morning,
I have a couple of pints with the boys, then
go home and watch in college football and then kind
of wake up in between the games.

Speaker 5 (02:08:38):
Oh no.

Speaker 3 (02:08:39):
But then sometimes you sleep five or six hours and
you wake up and you've missed the entire second half
of the early slate, all of the second slate, and
then you're just in like the halftime of the night games. Yeah, God,
damn it, I just wasted a whole day. And when
you burn a Saturday, even though you did get to
day drinking party and stuff like that before or hangout,
it's it's just when you burn as Saturday, you just

(02:09:00):
feel like you wait, like it it could be the worst.
But when you time that after day drinking nap where
you like, I'm gonna get an hour, I may get
up and then you go about your day, that rocks
get a little bit of energy back, That rocks.

Speaker 4 (02:09:12):
Two is road trip nap while someone else is driving.

Speaker 3 (02:09:15):
My caveat is I feel like there has to be
three people in the car because sometimes it's a dick
move to be the one per like if you're co
pilot unless the other person, like you get some sleep
if you're if you're doing a road trip, road trip,
or like Pat and I are driving to.

Speaker 4 (02:09:30):
To California.

Speaker 3 (02:09:31):
We're driving California, and you're like, obviously, hey, let's drive
through the night. Obviously somebody's gonna be sleeping at that point,
but like, there's nothing worse to.

Speaker 4 (02:09:39):
Me, Like, dude, I got you, man, We'll be partying.
It's gonna be a fun ride. And then.

Speaker 3 (02:09:44):
Mostly wives and girlfriends are the ones that do that,
I feel like the most, and you're like, that's cool.
I'll just like I have no problem with it when
my wife does, I like, I'll listen to a podcast
or something, throw on my own music or whatever. But
when you're like tired, like I used to do that,
go into Giants, Cowboys games, Dallas in college and stuff,
so like, hey, I'll drive back, but we gotta get

(02:10:04):
back for class the next day, so you gotta drive.
And then like if I'm driving, they fall asleep immediately,
Like the fuck, No, I'm tired and I'm driving. You're
supposed to be talking to me, so I don't fall
asleep while I'm driving. That can be the worst, but
like if you got three people in the car, that's
the best because you're time traveling.

Speaker 4 (02:10:21):
You just I'm gonna sleep them up. Let's go a
guy here.

Speaker 3 (02:10:24):
It's like falling like nap on a plane would have
been probably number one for me because you do just
time travel. And that was the best flight I ever did.
Was when I went to the Giants Texans game in
New York. Got We've been drinking the whole game, got
on the plane right as it was like getting ready
to like go, We were the last people on sat
in our seats, laid my head against the window, woke
up when we were in Houston on the run, right,

(02:10:45):
and I was like that rocked. I don't remember a
second of that flight, and that's what kick ass. But
I think you have to have three people. If you
have three people, then somebody naps and you still got
the conversation going. But I hate being the guy that
like takes away like oh sorry, dude. I'm always very
apologetic if that happens. And then number one is the
random nap on the catch because you're when you're just
chilling watching something and you wake up, you're like, ah,

(02:11:06):
hell yeah, got a little nape, little nap ski.

Speaker 4 (02:11:09):
All right, I'm gonna go number five road trip.

Speaker 5 (02:11:12):
I don't like sleeping in the car with somebody else
driving because I don't really trust anyone else.

Speaker 4 (02:11:16):
But if you think about if you get in a wreck,
you're gonna be more relaxed, like do date, you be
more relaxed, so you're not gonna tense up, so you're
most likely to be the one that's okay. I can't, like,
I can't even do it. It's one of those things
where like I'm not I'm I'm also I'm just so
used to always driving.

Speaker 5 (02:11:30):
Everywhere I go, I drive, so when I'm not driving,
first of all, it just feels weird being in a
car not driving sometimes. But then like if I do
not off, like anytime I feel the car move, I'm like, huh,
because I just assume everyone else is a horrible driver
and I can't trust anyone.

Speaker 4 (02:11:44):
Okay, Uh so that's uh five. Four I'm gonna go
with where did I just lost it.

Speaker 5 (02:11:51):
Uh oh the yeah, the college football, Like it's a
good nap, but also I want to watch football. I
don't want to miss any of it, and it's it
sucks when you miss something that you like. Three we're
gonna go with the where it gets tough, because I
love all these other naps. Three I'll go lunch break nap.
Just I don't get to do it anymore. But back
in the day when the restaurant was just open for

(02:12:14):
lunch and just open for dinner in between, I could
drive home, take a nap for an hour, wake up,
get back and go to work. And that was a
great nap because I was working doubles like all the time.
Two is after day drinking nap. It's just it's a
great nap. You're already tired from all the booze in
your system. You recharge, get back out there, rage again.

(02:12:35):
Number one, random couch snap. It's the best ram couch nap.

Speaker 4 (02:12:37):
Yeah, it's just I don't expect a nap I may
have like sometimes you like put your head down to
the second and then you Oh. It's also known as
a dad nap, But if you're not a dab, it
has to just it has to be the one that
I've rank kind of crushing right now. Is like I've
told you all, I like, I've been putting my baby,
baby number one down because my wife can't pick her
up right now. So I'll put her in it. Like

(02:12:59):
I'll put her in the rocker. You give her her bottle,
like she gets a bottle at night, just to kind
of help her go to bed. She crushes that, and
then I just rock her until she falls asleep. And
my method is you wait until like when she closes
her eyes, you have a ten minute countdown, so you
look at you watch it all right, ten minutes from now,
I will try and put you in the crib and
then see if that's it. Something you see your eyes open,

(02:13:19):
you restart the clock. That's that's my mo.

Speaker 3 (02:13:21):
But then to avoid seeing her eyes open, sometimes you
just put your head back on the rocker and then
like there's been a couple of a couple of nights
where like I woke up and it was like thirty
minutes later, and I was like, oh yeah, thirty minute,
but like, hey, I'm putting my kid to bed. But
like it you're like I have she's this little like
music box that'll play like kind of like not like
like quiet tunes like twos to go to sleep too,

(02:13:43):
and it's just like instrumental shit. And then she's got
like a sound machine and like a little like red
light that is supposed to be soothing, and it's like
I like all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:13:51):
To make her go to sleep, but like it works
on me. I'm tired too. Yeah, it's science.

Speaker 3 (02:13:55):
I'm tired too, so it's like hell yeah, but like
I'm it's like a productive nap because you're like I
got the kid to bed.

Speaker 4 (02:13:59):
I also got a little rest too. So it's two
birds one stone that.

Speaker 3 (02:14:04):
I would put maybe over the no airplane nap because
you feel like your time travel because that rocks.

Speaker 4 (02:14:09):
I just I don't ever. I'm not able to slee.

Speaker 5 (02:14:11):
The only time I had on the road trip too
was in college when we were going down to Padre
for spring break and I pulled an all night or
the night before to get a paper turned in in time,
and then I had the I had passenger seat too,
which was kind of shitty about it. And there's like
four other people in the car, but I had passengers
because I was the biggest guy and not even thirty

(02:14:32):
minutes in out for like four hours of the drive.

Speaker 4 (02:14:36):
But the time travel part of it that rock. Yeah.
I was like, oh, we're halfway to Paudrey. Now, this
is nice. That rocks. I forgot that. I got coffee
from the break room before we started, and I just
realized it was behind me. I like that you poured
it in the can. I did want to can just
start and keep the can, keep drinking it. Hell yeah,

(02:14:56):
great power rankings. Yeah, that was That was a fun one, Quentin.
That was a fun one. Give us some other naps
that we forgot out here in the YouTube comments.

Speaker 3 (02:15:02):
All right, Next question from David Sherman and David says,
why do some cows and.

Speaker 4 (02:15:08):
Bulls have nose rings? Some cows and bulls are just
a little slutty. They're punk rock, dude, it's called punk rock. Look, well,
what cows can't fuck to? I think it's because.

Speaker 3 (02:15:21):
I don't know if it's one hundred percent, but I
think it's so they can like lead them because like
if you put like a leash over a bull, we'll
still be like, fuck you, I'm not going to do that.
But if yeah, if it's like hey, it's going to
pull your nose and heard it come with me.

Speaker 4 (02:15:36):
I've never thought about it, but that makes a lot
of sense. That's my best guess. Agree with you. And
is it cows and bulls do it? I don't know
if I've ever seen a cow. I've seen bulls. Yeah,
I don't know. We are not big bovine experts, not
at all. I know how to eat them, big fan
of eat adam and sometimes they look. My daughter knows

(02:15:57):
how to move. I don't eat a lot of snouts,
so I've never had to deal with a ring still
being in there. Been doing a lot of cow sounds
at my house, so I'm very familiar with the way
they sound and look. Cal's fart, which is funny, but
it's bad for us. He's like methane. You know, it's
worse for us not having meat. True, true, very, that's
a very good point. Science. Yeah, we'll go with to

(02:16:18):
lead them around. It's just to lead them around so
they don't they'll follow you. They won't fill you with
fucking leashes. Uh. If we were right, we're actually farmers,
so I do drink a lot of farmer beer. Yeah. Yeah,
they are sponsors anymore. That's why I didn't say the name,
but if they'd like to come back, we welcome them. Also,

(02:16:39):
if anybody, any beer company wants to sponsors, we will
drink the fuck out of your beer, so much of it.
We have proof that we We do have lots of proof.

Speaker 3 (02:16:50):
Next and final question is from Testa Goriant's second time
hearing from her today at Testigryant's on X and she says,
is the muffin man a man.

Speaker 4 (02:16:57):
That sells muffins or an actual muffin that is a man?

Speaker 5 (02:17:00):
No, it's a man that sells muffins man. You think
the the milk delivery guy was the only one getting
a little motion.

Speaker 3 (02:17:07):
Yeah, yeah, And I always thought it was the guy
selling muffin. It was a muffin man making and selling
of the muffins. And it was like, these muffins are
so dope. We gotta dos him and tell everybody where
he lives and then he's done. Drewy Lane, I think, bro,
that's where the muffin man be.

Speaker 5 (02:17:21):
The nursery rhyme probably comes from a man that named
like made muffins, and then over years, as they got
more kiddified and cartoons and stuff, they probably made some
like books that had him as a man that was
a muffin.

Speaker 4 (02:17:33):
But no, I'm sure he's based on a real man.
It was probably like George or something. Yeah, George knows
muff Georgie muff. It's probably why they're called muffins. He
spent a lot of time in the muff yep, yeah,
a lot of he's a muff expert. Muff expert.

Speaker 5 (02:17:52):
Actually a song about a guy that fucked a lot
and they just said back in the day that he
was muffin.

Speaker 4 (02:18:02):
That's good. Good. What'd you do this weekend? Just some
muffin muffin motion, baby muff e motion. All right, I'm
at an ax J Midleton, Pats that not Pat Dan,
Robert is at Robert Barbosa's year three, and we are
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Speaker 3 (02:18:30):
I feel this was a very long podcast. I'm sorry, Robert,
I missed you guys. I'm just excited to hang on
my friends again. We'll be back next week. I feel
like we've also thrown people off. We had some early
episode releases, like we put it out a little bit early,
but this is our regularly scheduled programming that we'll be
going back to. I appreciate you guys. A lot of
you guys said congrats with the kid. I didn't have to,

(02:18:51):
but I appreciate that debubey that reached out.

Speaker 4 (02:18:53):
It means a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:18:54):
I love that you guys are kind of like we're
all one big family, and that's cool. Now we added
a new gravy baby to the the gravy gag. Let's
get into our random celebrity generator.

Speaker 4 (02:19:07):
Who you guys won't go with? I can actually take
the muffin Man. Unfortunately you can. I'm gonna go with
Tom Hanks, Tom Hank, David S. Pumpkins. I'll go with
Alex Bregman, Alex Bregman.

Speaker 3 (02:19:20):
I'm gonna go with Mickey Mantle, Mickey Mantle, Alex Bregman,
Tom Hanks, Mickey Mantle, Alex Bregman, Tom Hanks.

Speaker 4 (02:19:30):
And we've got.

Speaker 3 (02:19:33):
Because her plumber is Susan Strandon, Amy Adams, Anthony Quinn,
Magic Johnson, Robert Plant, Jean Arthur, and Barbara streisand Tom Hanks,
Mickey Mantle, Alex Bregman, Barbra Buddy, Austin, Vic Saysis, Dakota Fanning,
Justine Hennan, Chris evert Art, Carney will Smith and Jennifer Connolly.

(02:19:56):
All right, last one, Tom Hanks, Alex Bregmant, Mickey Mantle,
Let's do it and it's Anna Magnanony, Angela Bassett, Manuel Orantes,
Francis McDermand, Diana Ross, Bob Matthias mel Gibson and Otto Graham.
Not even close, not even close at past Gray Pod.

(02:20:21):
Have a great rest of your week. Everybody go giants
and until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 1 (02:20:31):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (02:20:38):
Baby, powder the top and lead spread as we listen,
it's past the great Gray We go and fishing for
your bitch today with Chunk and Houston.

Speaker 1 (02:20:50):
Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and leck Camp.

Speaker 2 (02:20:52):
We'll get wished today, bitch, bitch Houston's that's his home town.

Speaker 1 (02:20:57):
Passa gravy, passa loud, we.

Speaker 2 (02:20:59):
Can talk, go for ours hours entertainment, superpower, Gravy Gang
getting louder louder, cast up.

Speaker 1 (02:21:05):
No childer Man, we laugh.

Speaker 2 (02:21:07):
No, Prouder Live on Maybe put the top and ladder spread.
That's we're listening to Pastor grad Gray. We ain't gonna win.
Fishing for your Bitch today with Drunk and Houston, that
Houston bab and we go ahead and lick.

Speaker 1 (02:21:23):
We'll get rich today, rich bitch. Mm hmm

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