Pass The Gravy #637: Burn Bubble

The guys talk about football, fish and chips, and become boat guys. They also learn about pheromones. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, powder top and lead spread as we listen, it's
a past the grave grave we go and fishing for
your bitch today with Junkie Houston Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and let you we'll get risched today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Which bitch?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy gang?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy gravy day to all
that celebrates And if you're watching or listening to us,
I guess that means you're celebrating or being forced to celebrate.
I am Alex Middleton with my good friend Robert Barbosa
aka the Hog aka Bobby Jokes aka mister Worldwide, and
enjoining us today we have a very special guest from Europe,

(00:55):
originally ancestrally Pat Dion.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I thought you were trying to set me up for
an accent. There where is he going to? And that
was all I could think was I couldn't think of
one accent that I could do that wouldn't be offensive.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Yeah, you could do the Scottish one, I've been a
great time shit.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Or I guess I could have done German. Those were
not the accents that popped into my head.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
What are you thinking?

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Indian Okay, probably good that you didn't do that, that's what.
And I was planning on doing Southern and you threw my.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Whole shit off Southern India.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Don't ask me to regionally do something that already sounds racist.
That's not a good idea.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
You just do it with a US southern accident and
just try and yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Don't thank you, come again.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
I do not know.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm a pooh apostle pima pedal on.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Ask the curry please.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I do like curry.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
I've only had it like once or twice.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
But I saw a video where a lady was taking
cheese pizza and dunking it in buttered chicken, and it
looked like the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Indian food always looks good.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I'm terrified of it though.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yeah, it terrifies me.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I spend most of my time on the toilet as is. Yeah,
and it has a reputation.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
And I thought that you've you seen Ted Lasso, Yeah,
when he goes and tries the Indian food and he
gets the spicy curry and doesn't know it's spicy.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Carry I know better than that. From time to time
we'll do a little curry dish at the restaurant as
a special and it's very good, but it was mild.
There was like if spicy curry's dangerous.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Everyway's like if you go to an Indian restaurant with
your Indian friend, make sure that you ask what kind
of curry it is and don't just dip in with
whatever they do. And I'm like, I need you to
make it for a white Yeah, buttered chicken, right, butter
buttered noodles and buttered chicken is pretty much what does
it got butter on it?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
Do that all more of the butter stuff?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
It doesn't look like I'm sure there's butter in it,
but the sauce is like brown and thick. It almost
looks like a gravy. But it looks fantastic and I
want it.

Speaker 3 (02:59):
If anybody is an expert Indian cuisine, we'd love for
you to come in and uh we can get like
a hot plate and just have like a I'm about.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
To look up, but there's an Indian restaurant on the way.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Home, you know, Like the Today Show has like the
they'll roll out the little cart and they have the
hot plate and they do it all day, Like we
could do that but it's just on this coffee table
that we're recording on. So where's the kitchen? This is it?
That's her knock yourself out? What do you have to
I hope you brought pots and pans?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Do you have a saint? No in the break room?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Actually, I have a shelf that's been sitting in my
car for two weeks that I need to just bring
inside and build because the amount of pots and pans
I have. I my kitchen is just pots and pans
right now.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I also be a funny podcast if Patch just has
to build a shelf in the middle of it, like
while we're doing the podcast, but then when he's done
with it the podcast is over.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, it would take about five minutes because it's one
of those ones where it just has, like the podcast,
the plastic tubes that fit into the slot and then
oh hell yeah, yeah dude. But it took me about
three minutes to disassemble the thing.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
And when we moved to our new place, now I
got these like shoe rax to put our shoes on
there because we had a whole different setup before, and
they were like.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I was like, God, damn, I'm goned to build something.
And then It was really just to like, put the
thing in here, put the thing in here, put the
thing in here, stack them on top of each other. Congratulations,
you're done. And I was like, oh fuck yeah. And
I had bought two shoe racks. I was like, babe,
you need more shoe racks. Uh? I mean I can.
I can knock out a couple more if you need more. Handyman,
She's like, they're just bars that you put it. Yeah,

(04:26):
but I built them.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
You should have put on like a wife beater and
probably those jeans and then just had like a hammer
hanging off of them.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Are you so happy you get those jeans that have
the carpenter jeans?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Is that what they're called?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I learned that that was for I remember learning them
when that that was for a hammer. But don't know
if that's true that somebody told me that.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, I don't know. I've heard that.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Somebody told me that, and so I assumed it.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
It makes Also, this pocket, the little zoomer is supposed
to be for a pocket watch.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Why is that still a thing now? It's just an
annoying pocket. You want to try and slide in them?
Shot in the my pants. I hit a pocket that
jams my thumb, or if.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
You get changed. I was like putting change in there,
like what's up.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
My fat fingers can't dig anything out of there.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
That's oh yeah, you'll never be able to get it
back out. But like when you put it in a haha,
this is a perfect place for that.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Plus you can probably put your weed in there.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I was gonna say drugs. Also, I didn't want to
sound it.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, weed probably not because it has a sense. There's
other stuff that.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
You can still put it there, so that you could
put it in a real good smell, but you could
still put it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
There, probably better with an odorless drug.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
If you're a Canadian, you probably when you were in Canada, Robert,
you could have used that all times. Put your loonies
and your tunies in that, bad boy. I could have
done it. I should have taken advantage of that.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Dude, did you at any point like hold a looney
or tuning and just look at it and laugh put.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
A fucking dumb side.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
I did not. I did not. I end up using
a card that had like a no foreign transaction fee.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
So I'm like, oh, because I would get in trouble.
I would be like how are you guys in real country?
Your money is named loonies and tunies? Yeah, like fucking
you're paying a pirate money. I'm gon gett get the
fuck out of here. It's like some back in the
day King of Canada. I don't know it was England.
Are I think whoever ruled Canada just let their two
year old son name their money.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
They watched Looney Tunes one time, were like, hey, we should, uh,
we should name all of our crudency after that. Eh.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Also, mate, didn't they have to like destroy and redo
all of their money when the king happened because it
wasn't the queen on the money, but you have to
put the current ruling monarch.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Look, buddy, I know America. I was born and raised
in the US of A. I don't give a fuck
about any other country's history.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Specifically Canada. That's a good point I care about.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
If we're just North America, I would go US history,
and then way way after that Mexican history, and then
way after that would be Canadian history.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I mean, I guess, yeah, I guess. They don't destroy
the old money. They just let it stay in circulation
till it naturally wears out. And then do it. But
they just start adding the king.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
Of all of the histories in North America. Canada is
by far last place. Like they didn't have a text.
Mexico had as text that was as.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Fuck yeah, it's not even plus Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
Well yeah, I mean obviously that too.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Like I've never seen a poutine restaurant in Houston.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Because poutine is not like you don't just circle it's
the only food. Although like England, like there's there's places
in America where there's like a fish and chips restaurant
and it's like you just based an entire restaurant in
fish and chips. I'm not saying fish and chips aren't.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like it's amazing now I want it.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
They're not amazing fish and chips. If you are in
England and you have no other food, yes, fish and
chips are probably amazing because that is the best food
that they have in one country. I'm not gonna just
choose fish and chips over a burger or a pizza
or wings or a hot dog or anything else.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
There's a million other things I rather have over fish
and chips.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I mean, when you're in the mood for it, though,
it's great. We're not always in the mood for pizza.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
When was the last time you were in the mood
for fish and chips?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Never?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Yeah, SAME's it's just fried fish and French fries. It's
a good meal.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
I'm not saying it's not, but like, hey, I could
go for a quick bite. Do you want to get
a burger or fish and chips? Absolutely everybody. So people like, yeah,
I'm gonna go get some fried catfish. It's just that's
a lower form of fish and the breading is a
little bit different too. But fried catfish fox when you
go fishing and still catfish isn't even like the best

(08:13):
fried fish.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Dude, all you can eat fried catfish if a place
has it, Like, yeah, I'm gonna fuck this up and
some hushpuppy.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Do you just have a hanker in for fried catfish.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
From time to time? I never act on it because
I have to go out of my way. Yeah, and
I'm not gonna fry it fried catfish nuggets though, making
them at home great. I called your roommate used to
do that. Ohto Cod is also one of my favorite fish,
so I'm a little biased on this, but that's also bullshit.
When someone does fish and chips and doesn't use Atlantic cod,
you like, get the fuck out, man.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not. I mean, if you
like fish and chips, more power to yet. But I've
just never been like, fuck, I could really go for
some fish and chips right now.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
I would go for literally anything else over that.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
You've never been in Baker Street, had a few beers
in you and you're like, damn fish and chips. Sounds good, Okay,
I could see there were that would be. That's when
I would get to like a punk.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
But again, if you're if you're in England, yeah, fish
and chips, because it's like, what else am I going
to get? I guess, yeah, just gross shit that they make. No,
I'm not gonna have that now.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I'm just saying, now I want corn beef and cabbage.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
I would fuck with some corn beef and cabbage. I
bought some corn beef hash in a can the other
day and I'm just saving that for when it's just
me and I get.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Some eggs and hash browns.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yeah, that rocks. That rocks.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
All right.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I guess we're talking with fish and chips food now,
this is past the fish and chips burgers. But like
there's people that are like, yo, that's the best fish
and chips I've ever had. I'm like, there's no way
what you fried fish better than everybody else.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hold on, you just talked about how fish and chips
is mid and there's nothing special about it. There would
definitely be the best fish and chips you've ever had.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I've heard people say everything's mid.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's not that hard to reach them.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
There's a restaurant called the Chipper, and it's like all
the guys I watched soccer with like they're like, yeah, dude,
you gotta go to the Chipp or the Chipper, Like, dude,
I just I've never I'm sure it's good, but like
the best fish and chips, it's it's like it's just
fried fish and in French fries.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
It can't be that much better than everything else.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I just looked it up because I was like, I'm
gonna get that on the way home. No, I'm not
taking Kadias.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah, it's way it's twenty two miles away.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Everybody listening, not in Euston or Texas, is like, what
the fuck are.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You talking about?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
There?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
That's why I said twenty two.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Miles when it's the real fish and chip situation. I
was kind of like, this is mid I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Gonna find some fish and chips and some Indian food
on the way home, and I'm just gonna send Alex
a video of me pouring it all over myself.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I would take fish and chips over Indian food just
because I would know what I'm getting.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
And that's the thing. I don't get cuisine that I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
And then like the British people are like and you've
get the mushy peas, and like, yeah, because I was
always thinking, like, you know, what peas need to be
better is just squish them a bunch.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I'm not a baby, therefore no.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, my daughter eats mushy peas. She squishes them with
her hand at the table.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I like mushy peas. I like peas, and when they're
most either good that can't be a staple over your cuisine.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
But I also like, I don't know if you know this,
but if you eat peas, they're mushy peas by the
time you eat them.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
It's like there are all potatoes mashed to your stomach.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Yes, this is a horrible day to have not eaten
anything yet.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I had some pinwheel sandwiches on my fucking rocked We've
got we're still in the like my wife just had
a baby phase, so people have all of these like these,
like we've been hashtag blessed to have a lot of
people that have like left us cast rolls and stuff,
which is the best because they's.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Exactly what I offered to right, Yeah, I kind of
knew when I offered it that it probably wouldn't be
necessary because there'd be a lot of other people.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Oh yeah, no, that's like I'll probably eventually be like,
he'll pat bring me some of this, but like we
have the whole freezer full of stuff. And the best
is like you'll have like chicken Devin or dave on.
I don't know what it's called, but it's just like broccoli, breadcrumbs, cheese,
rice and chicken. It rocks and like, all right, throw
this in the every pouts the instruction on the lemonifore,

(11:54):
you throw it in there, you take it out, and
then you're like, guess what I have for lunch tomorrow?
The remainder of this, Like I had red Means and
I left over from last night. Pre stoked about that,
Like that's the best part about post baby is like cool.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I get like a bunch of cool food that people
made for me.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I do need to get a list of the good
restaurants around us where we live now, since we are neighbors,
because I don't know a next place. Well that one
it's the finest taco bell and that's it. I don't
I haven't even tried any of the other restaurants.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
You need to be cause it's next place.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, it's good to know.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
That's what I always say.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
I get a pizza on the way home, rocks. I've
got two in my freezer.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Well wash.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah. When everything's like if you're ever in like a
mid situation, but this is a real fish and chip situation.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
This is mid.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You're attacking my tasting cuisine.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Like if you gave me fish and chips, Okay, I
probably have them. I'm hungry, but like all right.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Definitely will fuck you dude. When other when else do
you get to eat tartar sauce?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Do you put the you put it on the fish?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Yeah, dun't fish the tartar sauce. Guy.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
I do like the vinegar fro though vinegar fries rock
trter sauce is basically just like American suzeki. It's that sekis.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Greek would go hard with fish and chips too.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
How do we compare it to hummus?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Very different.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Hummus is more of a dipping thing.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Hummus is a little bit thicker and lumpier, whereas a
tartar sauce it's it's gonna be more thin, but it's
got chunks of like relish and stuff in it.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
And it's got the chickpeas in it. And you know
what the difference in the tartar and the chickpeas is.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I've never paid to have a girl tartar on my face. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I was trying to setting up on that one, and
then you pick up on that, then you pick up
on that. Okay, I came up with a new thing.
I want to start saying, we should just normalize inviting
people out on the boat. I was listening to some
dude be like, dude, we got to have you and
the wife and the kids out on the boat. And
I was like, that's cool, and I thought I got
to thinking about it later and I was like that

(13:57):
just means he thinks I'm his friend. That's cool. That's
cool because I think there's different degrees, Like we got
to have you out on the boat, like that's a hey,
I think you're tight, what's up, dude? And then you
welcome on the boat anytime. That's like you are an
elite status of friendship. Here, come out on the boat.
Anytime you want to come out of the boat, You're welcome.
That's just like my me casta is sucasa. That's exactly
what that is. But like we got to have you

(14:18):
out on the boat, like I want to just bet
Joe Robert. I gotta have you out on the boat, dude.
And then like anytime you're just tired of dude, you're
welcome to the boat anytime. Do you have a boat?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
No, I don't, but if I did, you'd be welcome.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
See that's the shitty one. I would never invite anyone
that I didn't intend to have on a boat, And
anyone that I intended to have on a boat would
be like, you're poor, you don't on a boat.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
They just but it seems like you're you're cool. It
makes it seem like you like access a boat for
a second.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Before it's just because you're an extrovert.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Before you realize, oh, Alex doesn't have a boat, You're like, Okay,
it's cool.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
To ask guys.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What if they go, how about next weekend.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I'll be like, yeah, you know what, we're booked next weekend.
But maybe maybe in a couple of weekends we'll get
you on the schedule. We have to look at the
schedule figure something out. But you're welcome on the boat anytime.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Did your piece of shit?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Cam'skataboo welcome on the boat anytime? Anytime that would be
sick to hang out with him, right, He's always welcome
on the boat. But that's just how I you know
how I feel like it's a is like black people
like he's got a seat at the cookout or he
can come. You're invited the cookout, Like that's the white
guy thing. Is just like you're welcome on the boat

(15:22):
anytime you want, buddy. Really not just a white guy thing.
But I'm going to start doing it. Person.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
That's got to be like it's got to be intimidated
to be invited to the cookout. Though it's like you
got to bring a dish, but you are now cooking
for the reputation of all white people.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
I gotta put so much spice in.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Dude, you've go not necessarily, you got a season. And
the problem is you can't bring potato salad because ever, trust.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
No chance a white guy can bring potatoes out.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I was actually angry at hib yesterday. They had like
a chicken salad with grapes in it, and I was like,
why this is the ship that gives white people a
bad name. Why are you throwing grapes in chicken salad?
You'll get wrong, probably delicious. That's as unnecessary as adding
peas in the potato salad. Like, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I almost bought it, you were I didn't even really
come because I was I was angry at it. I
was like, this is the this is the stereotype right here. Yeah,
but I think we need to start being like, you
know what, dude, Robert, you can come on the boat anytime, buddy,
anytime you want.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
You welcome on the boat. Bud, you Sam, welcome on
the boat whenever you want.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Just get a little dinghy that you put on your
right outside your place.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
No, I'm not going to purchase a boat and any
capacity anything. It's even like a boat. I'm just gonna
say you're welcome on the boat, and they're like, oh,
let's go, let's go, dude, Like it's still in the shop,
boats in the shop.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah, it's yeah. But then when it gets to boating season,
it got dried. Everyone's gonna start hitting you up like hey,
you still got the boat. Every week, more and more
people hitting you up.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
And then you can just be like, I'm sup popular,
I'm swamped on the boat.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
And then they're like what, I so we're not friends.
I never get to come out of it.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
I just I feel like I'm going to get addicted
to talking about an imaginary boat that I don't have.
But it seems cool as fuck, doesn't it, Like, you
know I don't have a boat. I know I don't
have a boat. Robert knows that I have a boat,
but doesn't even thinking about me having a boat kind
of seem cool.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I think he's going to do this to every interview
he gets to do on The Rod Ryan Show from
now on. You know what, Hey, you're ever town, come
out on the boat I got. I'd love to have
you out of the boat. Would love to have you
out it. Where's the boat not here? Imagine if you
had said that to Bill Burr. I don't fucking know you.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Fuck you look, but I know you don't know me.
Anytime you need to go on the boat, You're welcome, buddy,
You're welcome on the boat anytime.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
But you got any idea how rich I am? Yeah,
he's like my own. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Look, I just fucking did comedy for the Saudist. I
got all the money I could ever want. I don't
give a fuck if you still are mad at Bilbert
for that. I'm I'm team bill Bert. I don't care
get the money. I'm not mad at the moment.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
I think it was ridiculous he did it, but like,
I'm not gonna get mad at someone. Oh you want
to offer me, yes, five million dollars to do one show.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Give me like six figures. I would go do it immediately.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
It just sucked that when he came back on his
own podcast, he was like, yeah, you know, it was
a great time. You could have just came back, And
there's probably.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
It probably was a dope time. They're sucking them off
because he was doing their comedy festival.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
But there's probably in the contract, Like when you get back,
you can't just ship talks Saudi Arabia or the checks
will will sue you.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
I can't prea checks first.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
And then Saudi's have more money, more lawyers.

Speaker 4 (18:27):
True, can they sue you? In America?

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I would have totally taken them money.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
I would take the money too, like, and you know what,
you're a shill.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm a shills thirty thousand dollars after one weekend.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
Yes, So if you don't know what we're talking about.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
There's a comedy festial called Ryota Comedy Festival whatever whatever.
It was a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. And a
lot of people have a problem with Saudi Arabia because
the man may have yeah, they're you know, they may
or may not like have Yeah, they have a lot
of stuff they do there. I wouldn't say it is
a good thing. They're not. Look they're not. But they're

(18:59):
not helm on the boat. Okay, not because they're Sadi's
because of the things they do, but they had comedy festival,
had much comedians go there and gave him a bunch
of money.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
And then a lot of people are saying, like, wow, they're.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Taking blood money, blah blah blah blah blah. So all
these people on the outs with these comedians, Bill BurrH
is one of them. He's my favorite comedian. I think
that you are able to separate, like I don't. I
think he's a funny guy no matter what he does.
If he wants to make money some way. Okay, I
can disagree with how you want to make your money.
But also if you offered me that money, I would
take it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, I didn't have them.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
I'm not gonna play the moral high card. And I
think a lot of people that are trying to play
the moral hide guard would not really be that morally
high if they got offered that kind of money.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Yeah, I mean, so that's what I get it. Like
some of the big comedians said, no, I don't need
the money, and yeah, the ones that did do it,
they don't need the money. But also having not a
lot of money, I can tell you having all of
that money would be nice.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Well didn't they they funded nine to eleven?

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Okay, wouldn't you think that a great way to get
back at him is to take that money, take some
of their take some more of their money.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I'd like to say I wouldn't have taken it, but
I would have.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
I would have absolutely taken it.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
The only reason I might not have taken it is
because I really don't like to travel that far.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
But you probably traveling in style. You think, yeah, you're
not flying, you're flying first coach, probably flying private air Dubai.
I could probably make it three days. Yeah, for a
certain amount of my mic and.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Want some hohoka. No, I'm gonna be sober for the
seventy two hours here and then I'm getting on a
plane and getting the fuck out.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Stopping in Germany for October Fest.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, but they're not welcome on the boat. You guys,
all the gravy gang welcome on the boat any time
you want.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
To come out there. Let's just try. Let's try and
make that hey, come on the boat anytime you want.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
Dude, got to have you out in the boat makes
you seem like you're chill with somebody, and it's basically like, Yo,
you're my friend.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Just want to let you know you're my friend.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
I hope next golf tournament someone shows up with a
paddle boat. It was like, you said you'd take me
out on the boat, So let's go in the poll.
Well that's not my boat. They could gift it to you.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Well that's not the boat I was talking about. Ah,
all the more excuses than I know.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
But if they did give me that, then I could
start a fleet of boats, which is always cool. You
could become pirate, you could become you tie enough paddle
boats together. You got a big boat, just drunk with
a room going, Got got it yet?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
Got it yet?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
He's trying to commander your boat in a lake on
a golf course. There's no other boats there. Yeah, no,
just let him do this thing, let them just let
him paddle get tired.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Or you could just get one of those little miniature
remote control boats and then just make figurines. Well I
meant you have to bring your figurine.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Yeah, put it on you.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Welcome on the boat in time.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You don't carry a lego of yourself around? What are
you doing?

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Yeah? W tight, dude, kind of on a boat. I
don't at all really want a boat, because I've never
heard a good positive story about having a boat, unless
you're rich enough to not have to do anything with it.
But just having a boat would be cool, It would
be awesome, But it's just also having a boat that
like we don't sail, but like if it's just docked

(22:02):
all the time and then like we can just go
party on it and then leave. Pon Choon is the
best boat, No, Mike, I don't even want to like
it never. You don't have to turn the boat on.
You just put it on the dock and then just
it sits there. But that's why the Ponchoon is good.
It's a rectangle, perfect party platform. Are youse like a
house part and it's a boat party? Okay, where are
we going nowhere? We'd be on the dock the whole time.

(22:23):
House boat would be sick'd be like Shane Falco.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Or Kurt Russell from Overboard find a rich woman gets
amnesia and tricker into thinking she's my wife. That's not
a morally gray area at all, Robert.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
What if we all just like went have these or
third third these and got a house.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Boat and turn it into the podcast studio.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Okay, what would the houseboat be. Where's the closest, closest
body of water. There's even got a big pool. Maybe
can put it in a pool. I probably a little
big for a pool in the Bayou ooh Byeu.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, it's a two thousand and one house boat for
only six thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Only six thousand dollars, that's two thousand apiece.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'm not gonna lie even like using that type sheep.
That's way better than anything I thought we were gonna find.
So all right, we're bad, okay, I mean this one's all.
Or we could go with the twenty twenty five for
only one hundred.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
And ninety nine only one hundred ninety nine thousand. You
can't put a price on happiness, but if you had
to start, maybe one hundred ninetynine thousand's a good way
to start. All we gotta do is do one Saudi
comedy show and then we could buy it up that yacht.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
I have a film in thousand and one, probably doesn't
even float.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
We can put it it doesn't have to float.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
We can put it outside that I mean the picture
it's literally well no, no, it's in the water. I
thought it was on ground somewhere, so it does float.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
We could use the boat like as a like spot
for like sponsors. You can have your logo outside.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
On the boat.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, yeah, and like we're not goingnywhere you could put
it all over the place. You don't have to be
able to see out of the podcast on the boat. Yeah, yeah,
so we're we're a boat podcast now, guys, we're boat guys.

Speaker 4 (24:02):
Which is the best work.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
I don't want to but we get to see him,
like we're both guys.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I want to buy a captain's hat. We should eat
buy captain's hats and then like we just look elite.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
There can only be one captain though, you guys get
captain hats. I'll buy a pirate hat. Just fucking alf
for the shit out of here.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
What if hit me out if we get hockey jerseys
and we just alternate who has the sea and who
has the two a's because we be assistant captains.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Honestly, I would want the A. I don't want I
want to be the guy behind the guy. I don't
want to be the guy.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Is that you had to take all responsibility?

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Yeah, heavy lies of the crown.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
But you're like, oh, Pat, he's reliable, he's the assistant captain. Like, well,
there's two assistant captains and there's three of us, so
there was really nobody else to hand it to.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Assistant captain slash boat security.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
And then I would also like to be the assistant captains.
So Robert, you have to be the captain. You're the
most responsible, You're the most responsible. Yeah, that's a lot
of responsibility, is a lot of us.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
But I think you are the man to carry that weight.
And you know, boating wall and talks cap there is
no no small crime. So we need a sober man
at the helm.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
But again we're not gonna be going anywhere on the
boat still because we'll be drinking on the boat, Robert,
just because it has to stand by like the wheel
the whole time, and it's like where a were going, noh.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Just puts one of those fucking Jimmy bars. Robert's the
only one with the key. Is the best decision for me.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Do you think they have like one of those d
WI Yeah, the breathalyser to start at blow to start.
For boats, I.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Feel like if you get caught t WI on a boat,
they just take your boat license. You don't get a
second chance.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
You're not even allowed near water ever. Again, like if
I see you even look at water, fuck you right now.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
It sucks. I would definitely want the boat on a
lake and not the ocean, though, but I do prefer
the ocean. Just when you smell the salt, salt in
the air, it's so much better.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Scary stuff though.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, I don't really fun with the ocean.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
So we're not going anywhere to stay on the dock,
you know. But you don't have to get like a
you don't have to get a certificate, you don't have
to get anything. We don't have to get like a
boater's license. Like you're like, I'm not driving anywhere. I'm
just hanging out here, bro, we gotta pay for a
boat slip.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
One summer when I was up visiting my family in
New England, we were on my uncle's boat and it died,
like the battery died three hundred yards outside of the harbor.
We were stuck on that boat for like the next
five hours because they couldn't get anybody, like the coast
Guard couldn't send anybody else to tow us, and there's
just enough current coming out of it to where we
couldn't paddle in. My uncle's getting mad at me, He's like,

(26:30):
row harder. I'm like, dude, I didn't grow up on
boats like you. I don't have the paddling.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Yeah, this is I'm not I'm not a rower, all right,
so it's not a winkle voss Twin four.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Hours, we could see the fucking dock and couldn't get in.
That sucked. That's why you don't fuck with the ocean.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
I don't fuck with lake.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Eventually, just gonna push it ashore. Yeah, plus lake, a
lot more boats in your small area. More likely to
see someone that can tell you good call, good call.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
All right.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah, so we're both guys, and also everybody watching and
listen to this. You're welcome on the boat anytime you want,
all right, just start just telling your friends that it
makes you seem elite and it just makes you seem cool.
And if you would like to buy a boat with us,
do that. Can we make past gavy hockey jerseys too?
Everybody can be an assistant captain. We'll see if.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
We can do that. We also got some stuff in
the store, which we'll tell you about here in a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
But it was so sick com check it out.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, dude, we're houseboat. Houseboat dudes.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
They got dogs on them, They got a little bit everything,
got a little bit everything.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
Dogs in little fucking life fest are so cute too.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Next, thing I had was.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
How many tomus is too many tombs to take?

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I don't know, but I've been meaning to buy them
for like a week and a half.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
I feel like I've gone through a lot of tombs
in the last couple of weeks. Now, when I watch
not football in general, but the Giants, I just have
heartburn for six hours. Like watching my team gives me heartburn,
and I think that's bad.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's not good.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
It was bad with the Yankees, and like last for
like like it'll start like kind of like with like
within me starting to watch the game and then like
it lasts like like an hour or two after the
game's over, and then it kind of goes away. But
usually I've I've medicaid with tombs by that point. And
the other day I had like six toms. I don't

(28:21):
think that's a lot. I was gonna say, I think
you like you start out with two, You start with.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
One, three, and then you can go to two quickly
after one, Well, it's gonna say you have the two.
You wait like thirty minutes. If it's not selling, you
have another two. It's a long game, probably gonna need
to take two more at halftime and I'm sure six
should be enough to control whatever acid you got going on.
You're not that big of a.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Guy, right, But like I initially I was like, oh,
i've had wings to watch. I was watching football and
I was having wings. That's probably where it is. But
the other day I hadn't had any alcohol or any
spicy food or anything that would cause heartburn. I was like,
I think my team just gives me heartburn. I have
that they're trying to break my heart and in doing so,

(29:02):
they are burning the heart.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
Normally, it's the like the next day after boozing, when
it's been happening to me lately. But I did have
one the other day where I had to go throw
up out back at work because I just had crazy
I'd never had heartburn in my life, crazy fucking heartburn
out of nowhere.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Robert, you had heartburn for the first time and talked
about about us. Wasn't that you?

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Was it? No? I can't remember who it was. It
was like, dude, I felt like I was dying, and
I was like, oh, yeah, you had heartburn. Yeah, No, No,
I don't think so, wasn't I can't never mind, I
can't remember who it was it was it was tired
to talk to me about that.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
It was not a good feeling. Though, well you can
just feel yeah, so I guess you're like, well, this
is going to come up one way or the other.
Better just go take care.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
Yeah, but watching like the Yankees gave me heartburn. I've
been watching the Yankees exclusively on on a watch or
my phone, like, not watching the game, just looking at
the score because I A I told you, I was like, fuck,
I'm not watching the seasons over. They're dead. They're dead
to me.

Speaker 4 (30:02):
I don't care that they won yesterday.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I do not care. I do not care get in
the World Series. Yeah, one game and then when you
give up the Grand Slam or whatever, it is a
fucking Freddy Freeman, I'm out again. That's how it works.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
I just I part of me wants the Yankees like,
and of course I don't. I fucking despise the Yankees.
I never want them to win another baseball game. But
part of me is like, dude, if they wanted it
to be funny, just because then like Alex couldn't even
enjoy a World Series.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I would apologize, but but then he totally would.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
So that's the most I'm out. I don't care about
this fucking team. If they make it to the World Series,
you're gonna be in Like the first game they lose,
you'll be mad.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
But they made it to the World Series last year,
and I quit after the Freeman home run. I quit
in the World Series last year, So like, there's no
stakes that I won't quit in. And I still there's
still my team. But I can love them and say
fuck you, I hate you. I can, I can do
the same thing. It's the same way. I don't think
he'll believe in them until Boom is gone, Boom is gone. No,

(31:00):
you're right, I won't. You are absolutely right, absolutely right, And.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
I hope they resign it. I mean, making another good
playoff run right now. Second round. It's a good manager.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Man.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
You gotta hold on to him for at least fifteen He's.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Got to get like a ten year fucking extension. You
know that's gonna happen. Cashman's dumb.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
I mean, yeah, because it's cash.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
But Cash need to talk about the Yanks, Imbod, you're
watching it. We can't talk about game. I'm not watching.
I saw that Judge hit a home run. Seems like
that was a good timing for a home run. But
like I was like, you know what, I would have
still the whole time. He would have been up at better,
but he's gonna fucking strike out, you fucking bum. You're
fuck You're in a fucking choke, aren't you. Then he
would have hit.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
I'm gonna be like, I'm too mad to enjoy this.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
This Actually we can stop talking about it after this,
because it kind of leads into mind.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
They're gonna lose today. They're gonna lose today. The Blue
Jays are gonna win.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I think I might start hitting the I'm almost to
the point where I might have to start respecting Judge
a little bit, because every other year he gets the
playoffs completely disappears, and then this year also like, oh
look he's going two for three every game, but it's
like just singles. He gets paid to hit the long ball,
not hitting the long ball in any clutch situations for
his team. And then last night, one hundred mile an
hour fastball it off the plate and he hits it
three quarters the way up the foul pole, and I

(32:03):
was like, you can pick yeah, he's basically a foul.
Though it was almost a foul, I was actually starting
to play.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Well, that would have been a foul in every other
ballpark you could you'd play that even though it whitdn't
have it, but you could have said that.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
There was one reporter that asked, uh, why did you
swing at a pitch that far inside? It doesn't matter
why he hit a fucking three run home run to
tie the game. What kind of a stupid ass fucking
question is that? Why'd you swing?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
I just thought a foot off the plate was a
really good spot for me. I don't know when you
fucking reacted to one hundred inside.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I thought that maybe hitting a home run was better
than taking a ball just I don't know.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
I was spitball in there. I thought, Hey, I think
all the people, the thousands of people in this stadium
might like it if the ball goes over the fence
instead of me not swinging at it. What do you
what do you think about that? And then the report
would be like, I don't I don't really know how
to respond to that. He's like, you're not welcome on
the boat.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It sucks that at this point, I'm really rooting for
the Blue Jays.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You can't River Canada, but like, you can't roover Canada.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
I mean, I guess he kind of can't. But I
don't want to root for the Mariners just because, Yeah,
grow Dodgers are coming out of the NL. Fuck them.
I don't think there's anyone in the AL that can
beat the Dodgers except for maybe the Blue Jays.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
And nobody they can beat the Dodgers. Dodger are gonna
remember we crowned them. We crowned them week women, congratulations
in the Dodgers.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Everyone's like bad, okay, yeah, but now they just have
so many good starting pitchers. They just are moving them
to the bullpen.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
They're gonna get the new Japanese guy that's coming over
next year. We know, we know as goes to waste
of time.

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Rokie Sosaka, the fucking great guy that we got this year.
We're just using him as a closer now.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Fucking wasted time. But that's why I just watched the
Yankees games. If you looking at score updates, and it's
been a lot better.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Season's over. I told your seasons over and I'm not
watching had.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Some tuns right now. I could go over some dude.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
It seems like it's just a bad thing. That I
have heartburn watching my team.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Well, it's also the postseason, not the Giants.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Giants and touching the postseason.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, but you have residual Giants Saints well combined one
in eight they're playing. I believe one in six they
were playing. And I'm fucking dying watching that. Shit. That
was brutal.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
I don't think Spencer Rattler is like a horrible quarterback.
I think the Saints are just horrible. But he's actually played.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Solid well and it helps when the other team turns
the ball over on five straight possession.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
That helps a lot too. But like whenever he's played,
I haven't watched him and be like, oh, this is
just awful to watch, Like he plays better than backups.
I don't think he'll ever be like a really good starter,
though he'll be a He'll be a Jameis Winston for
the rest of his career.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
We don't have to bring down this past game. But
like the first two drives were touchdowns and I was
getting ready to be on my fuck shit, I was
gonna be unbearable even it was the Saints. I was like,
Jackson Dart is here, we are going to do this.
And I told Emma. I was like I told my wife.
I was like, I am not a coach, I get it,
but like, if I was a coach, I would just say, hey, guys,

(34:43):
just what if we scored a touchdown every drive they
did that? Like, just this is so much more fun
than not doing that. And then they were like, what
if we just didn't ever do that again the rest
of the game. And they did successfully do that, and
it was way less fun.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
There was one point in the game, Robert where their
young running backs Scataboo fumbled on like the one yard line.
Next ession wasn't the one yard line or either way,
I'm just summarizing. Then I believe it was the next drive.
Dart scrambling out to left, nobody near him.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
And he just drops the ball up out of his hand.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
And I wanted to text Alex that was brutal, but
I was like, he's spiraling right now. I'm just gonna
leave him alone because it was so bad. I did
text my friends, who are all Cowboys fans, like, ah,
did you guys just see what Dart? But I was like,
I gotta leave Alex out of this. I don't want me.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
Hey, you know, you gotta go through. You take your lumps.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's okay, dude. A hockey season.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what we're gonna get into. It's
hockey season, dude, whatever whatever, Dude, Jackson Dart is good.
Darius Slayton bomb, absolute bomb, dropping three balls. He's hurt.
They were like, oh, Darius Slayton gonna have to me.
It's like, oh no, he's good. Drop balls for us
on Thursday. Fucking loser, Get the fuck off my team.
Just three tight end backage.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
I would I would theo O. That's my favorite thing.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Then he's.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
And like one person understands it's a Cosby reverence.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
So Michael Scott doing a Cosbys.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Like, oh you're still doing Cosby? Huh yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Look, I don't know another THEO joke. I don't know
anything else.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
That and Theovan are the only theos.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I canna do Scatman when Skaboo does anything, which he
fumbled the ball, but that was a really good punch out.

Speaker 1 (36:20):
I love that every player in the league loves him.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
How can you not.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
He's just he's the greatest.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Like him and Tomorrow Davis World talking shit during the game,
getting after you and then after the game, he was like, dude,
I love you so I love the way you play
the game. Keep going like he plays offense like a defender.
He's like, I'm just here to hit people as hard
as I can.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
He's definitely he's got a nomination for Athlete of the Year.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
We got to have him.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
It's hit. It's like when you get in fourth grade
or whatever grade, you get into football and you're like,
I just want to hit people. He never like as
you grow up, you're like, you gotta make a miss
I do this. He's like, no, no, no, no, I
hit people. He lives like that's what I do.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Like an Oklahoma d.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I only duke to set up hitting the next guy.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
I love him so much.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
That's the hard thing. Like I was the Giants lost,
but I was like, they're not saying it this year.
But Jackson Dark Campsada, who's so promised. I just want
to see flashes this year, flash Jackson Dart. Maybe he
had a couple couple mishaps. All right, you fumbled, you
know what, I bet he is going down massively fucks
up your season. I bet that ball doesn't slip out
of his hand again. But he doesn't let it do
that anymore. I bet Camp'scataby doesn't fumble the rest this season.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
I don't know about that. I bet he doesn't foble
the rest he has, but it's he's not gonna have
a fumbling problem.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Not gonna have a fumbling problem. But okay, that's all
the giants stuck we gotta do. That's all the giants
sock we gotta do. But my team's give me heartburn.
And I need to know how many tombs. It's too
many tombs.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I think six, you're good. Okay, even up to eight,
probably not regularly, just depends on how long was the
six in like a two hour stretch during a football game.
So yeah, over that amount of time, you're f three.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
And a half four hours.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah you're good. Okay, basically doing two an hour, it's
not bad. Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Next thing I had was just that I wrote that
I feel like an adult, and I'm really sad because
I got excited that I bought new pans for the
new cooking pans for the kitchen. I was just like, oh, hey,
I had I got a cool one for Christmas, and
I was like, I like this one. I want to
just get all of what if they were all like
this and it was less than one hundred dollars to

(38:15):
just get like four different pans. And I did all
of that, and I like this is I was like
smiling putting it. I was screwing the handles on all
of them, and I was smiling as I was putting
them in the cabin.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
I was like, wait until you get an electric skillet.
You'll get so excited for that.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah. It was pretty sick, though, but I feel like
an adult, and I felt old by doing that. I
read this one in the prep sheheet and I fully
thought this was a bat one.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
No, no, no, I have too many. I gotta throw
away most of the ship. By the way, do you
guys need any muffin pans?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Like four those almost last made muffins. Never, it's all
ship from my sister. I just got all the auxiliary shit.
Yeah no I don't. I don't need a muffin pan.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Dam.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
But then tossing out old pans that you're like, oh
you're all scratched up. Fuck you get at it. Yeah,
I got a good will around somewhere. Just throw find trash.
Can will take me six months?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Is it? Last thing? I don't want to throw it
all out. Should I'm sure there's a good one near you.
Probably I won't do it, or if I do, it'll
take me six months.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Did put it on the boat? Bring on the boat?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
Kitchen need boat pins? Do you ever know?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
When we want boat muffins?

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Also, somebody gets a little lippy with a.

Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, because like what happens if it ruins the band?
Don I don't only care. We're probably not gonna have
too many muffins. It's better to have it as a weapon.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Boat muffins would be sick though.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yeah, boat muffins. Fuck it, dude, Boat guys rock? All right?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
What do you guys have for the preakm segment?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
I just had that.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
I hate that I might have to start respecting Aaron Judge.
I don't like that. He's a bitch.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
I don't respect him yet.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
Even if they even if you guys find a way
to come back and win the series, you don't when
it gets in the alcs in the World series, it's collapse.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
It's over.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
It is over.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
But I've told you it was over last I told
you it was over. Seasons been over for me for
over a week. Is look at the scores fucking Toronto.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
What about you, Bobby?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (40:05):
I think as we're recording this, it's day two of
two of Amazon Prime Days. Did they already have one
earlier this year?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
It's like days now they do it every six weeks.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
They probably do it quarterly, okay, like every three months
or every four months they do it. I got some stuff?

Speaker 4 (40:20):
Did you get?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I want to, but I don't know if I should
pull the trigger on though. So I got always.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I got some little k cups of this company that
I wanted to try, And then I got so I've
got one this touchpad to charge my phone that travels
with me my back back to work, and then I
put it at by my bedside, and I've got one
of my living room that stays there. I was like, well,
I just get the third. Now this becomes my travel
I got a whole like set up, one with a
clock on it that goes on my dresser that rocks like.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
Getting multiple the same thing. It's kind of like nice
because I can just like have this one here, have
this on my desk, one for.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
The living room, one for the bedroom, and now one
that comes with me to work.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
I used to have that with charger setups at my
house and it is elite, and then my kid just
pulls out anything that's the cord, So I can't have
the downstairs one, but having the bedside one that you
don't have to go grab. And then in my office
I had one that was perfect, and then the downstairs like, oh,
either side of the.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Catch I'm sitting on, here's one right here, here's another.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Six foot cable. I can plug it into that rocked
Now I have the office in the bedroom one. I
just don't have the downstairs one.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
My next one will probably just be charging plugs for
the laptop. Same thing. One in the living room, one.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
In the bedroom, anything like that. Like, yeah, when you
buy one, I'm just like skip four. I'm probably not
gonna use all four of them, but you might as
well just have them.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I used to do that with chords. Yeah, but I
haven't been able to charge this phone with a cord
in like two years.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
That seems saving so much money on cords now, so
so much money I gave away, Like most of them.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
She's using to whip people with.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's six foot cords.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Put them on the boat.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
Brought him to work. Also here you guys have them
here here for the iPad at the front, and then
within a week somebody just stole it.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
I was like, okay, sick you guys getting more Dix.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
All right, Yeah, there's too many chords now, Like we
were in a perfect spot.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
I feel like where all of the phones had like
a similar charger.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Like I think we're getting back to that now.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Do you have lightning ports? Is that what yours are?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Mind USBC? Everybody was the USBC though, right yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Or that No, No, everyone was the flat one and
then the flat droids were the usbc's and now iPhone
has finally moved over to that so people don't have
to keep buying fucking eight hundred chords from different devices.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Because iPhones, Yeah, now you have like three different ones
where you have like the Prong one if you have
the old Ship, and then you.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Have the I don't think those phones even work anymore
Lightning one.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I had an iPad until very recently it was the
Prong one and that sucked. But uh, like it was
like are you anybody, hey, can I borrow a chord?
And everybody had the same one. That was awesome, and
now you're like, fuck, I don't have this. I don't
have this, this isn't mine.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
Never mind, I still have the car one that came
with the car that's got like it like branches off
in the fort. Oh.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Yeah, that's good. It's a good one.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
This is rivening probably about chargers.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
But yeah, I think everyone's finally getting on the same
page on that one. Yeah. Apple decided to stop being
a dick.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
And then they were like, we're not also not going
to give you chargers when you buy the phone. You
can just fucking get you, right, But what if you
just if I you just.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Do what my dad did. When they're like it doesn't
come with a charger, you go cool, Either give me
a charger with it, or I'm not buying this thousand
dollars phone from you and I'll just keep my old one.
That usually gets them to go, yeah, you think I
have to get the manager just like we can't do it.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
And then thou dollars, you can't give me a fucking plug.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Yeah, oh, you can lose out on a thousand dollars
sale over a twenty dollars phone charger. That's your call.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
And then they were like, well, it's actually to stop
waste because a lot of people don't even use the
new chargers. They get cool. I spend all that money
on it, and I should get one. I don't care
if I want to throw it in the ocean. That's
my right.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
I'm gonna throw it in the ocean, don't worry. A boat,
perfect place to throw it in the air.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
Like I'll walk right now. It's your free cord. I'm
not gonna walk. Yeah, but you just got to bluff them.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah, get them, get to get them. But their geniuses,
well you can tell them big listen, you give me
this cord, I'll have.

Speaker 1 (44:13):
You out on the boat. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
If you you're not at all welcome on the boat
unless I get this cord, you fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Make it work.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Moving on? Is that everything we all had for pre com? Okay,
let's get to the comeback, kids said, But we will
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(45:00):
We got under Armour Pass Gavy polos available in black, Navy,
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I like it. We were looking at some of the
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(46:06):
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(47:33):
golf Hole yesterday. Our first comeback kid this week, Mark
Sanchez the Sanchiz. Woh, what a roller coaster of a
story that was. And I feel like I still will
read a different article on it, and there's still a
different like layer of the onion that is peeled back,
And I don't know how much of it's true because
we all thought, I think it was Saturday night, we

(47:56):
thought Mark Sanchez got stabbed.

Speaker 4 (47:59):
We were like Mark Sanchez, Oh fuck, I hope he's okay.
He was such a great guy.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Oh No. Then Sunday morning, I was watching the NFL
London game and it was like Mark Sanchez may have
been the aggressor arrested in this. He was arrested for
being the aggressor and attacking a sixty nine year old man.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
I was like, wait, what I thought he got stabbed?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Like, well, he got stabbed because the guy tried to
pepper spray him and then he still was trying to
attack the guy, and then the guy stabbed him to
try and defend himself. And then it was like, well
he was a sixty nine year old man in a
box truck that Mark Sanchez was playing parking officer for
some reason was like you can't park here, and he
didn't hear him because he didn't have his fucking hearing
aid in did not have his hearing aid in so

(48:44):
then didn't listen to Mark Sanchez. Mark Sanchez started to
get physical with him. He thought he was getting robbed.
Pepper sprays him, and then Mark Sanchez starts just wailing
on him. The picture of the guy. Have you seen
the picture of the guy that got beat up. Yeah,
he's in a neck brace. He stabbed, threw his cheek
into his tongue, whole face is fucked up. And then

(49:05):
he he defended himself stabbed Mark Sanchez. Then there's the
video of Mark Sanchez just walking bleeding from his chest. Chaos,
absolute chaos, And what a weird story that he is arrested.
It's like a felony battery or assault with an intent
to injure, an unlawful entry into a vehicle, a bunch

(49:26):
of technical stuff like that. But what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, he he's fucked his career gone. What the fuck dude,
he's gonna he's going to prison, like this isn't just
gonna be jail, He's gonna get should get multiple years
in prison out of this. Now.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Do you think he does any time?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
Yes, I think he does. I don't I don't like,
I don't care how rich he is and all that stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Is gonna get a lot of community service.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
He was hammered, drunk, started the altercation, almost killed a
sixty nine year old guy, permanently disfigured him. So unless
he throws like fifteen million dollars at the see, here's
the crazy thing is he can throw all this money
at the guy, the guy cannot press charges, the DA
will still press charges to make an example out of him.
Most likely.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Yeah, it's a like a weird altercation. He claims he
has no memory of it, which is like we've all
been there, We've had the blackout nights. I've just never
been like, oh fuck, I got stabbed because I did
something dumb duck blackout. You wake up in a hospital,
will stabbed, almost your handcut hed been.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
In critical condition too. He almost died from this. Yeah,
from being a fucking drunken idiot. I'm sure in like
five years will be getting Mark Sanchez doing the rounds
doing you know sobriety talks and how alcohol ruined his
life and wasn't it It's not alcohol, it's you, wasn't it.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Ryan Lochte that like in Brazil, like tore up a
bathroom and vandalized all that shit. Yeah, he did almost
kill a guy, right, No, I'm saying it's like that,
but like, so he tried to fucking kill a guy.
If like Ryan Lockey also tried to kill a Brazilian man,
a very old, elderly Brazilian man, while during the Olympics,
be like that.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
It would be like that. Closer to that would be
if Mark Sanchez did this while he was still playing,
because Lockey was there to participate in the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
Who could have been an oj situation.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
It would have been like the week after the butt fumble,
Mark was so mad he got drunk and almost killed
a guy. That would be the.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah, bad look for Mark Sanchez, but we're gonna have
to nominate him for the rest of the year. This
was a hell of an arrest.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Yeah, the craziest story of any of the rest of
the year so far.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Oh well, I don't know because I was looking back
at it. And our nominees for Arrest of the Year
currently are Liver King for making a terroristic threat to
Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
But that's that wasn't shocking.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Okay, Well, we got little Na Sex alleged battery on
on a police officer while high on drugs and in his.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Underwear, also not shocking. And then we have Chuck E.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
Cheese, the guy that got arrested for fraud while in
the Chuck E Cheese costume. That was shocked. That was
pretty crazy. And that was a pretty crazy arrest.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
That was really funny too.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
And then Mark Sanchez attacking sixty nine year old man
and getting stabbed. That just this is gonna be a
tough This is gonna be a tough category when the
gravies come around at the end of the year.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah, because I had forgotten about Chuck E. Cheese, I
would have thought that was a.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Shoe in good arrest, great way better photo. We still
got a couple months too, We had a couple months.
We don't even know what Morgan Wallin's gonna do. Before
the end of the year. You'll probably get arrested for
saying the orders throw into something at somebody.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
He gets away with everything.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
He was nominated last year for the rest of the year.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Did Zach Brian get arrested when he tried to attack
that other dipshit? I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (52:29):
We don't talk about him on this show.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, I mean country music. We got we got a
few guys that have a couple months to sneak in there.
They all lack like assholes.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Not a great look. Mark Sanchez No side note.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
I don't know if you guys have watched Chad Powers,
but I watched the first two episodes of Chad Powers
Solid Show a little bias. His Eli is the ep
on it, but Solid Show, I don't think I'll watch.
It's a little corny, but it's funny. And then there's
this really hot girl on Eh. They talk about him, no, no,
But what's funny is they're like, can you believe that

(53:06):
really really makes it's going to date this show in years?
It really kind of makes the show look bad, And
I was like, no, it's because the Mannings made it
and they don't cuss in the show really, So they
were like, he's a washed up quarterback, you're a washed
up like internet person. That was the comparison. It was
really more of a slam at Glenn Palle's character. Makes

(53:29):
sense that Hailey Welch was on there talk tua and
not like, oh, we were just trying to do it
for the famous like no, no, no no, because she's
talking shit to him, making him look worse.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
So it was I've never had any interest in it though.
Everything I've seen about Like when it was first announced
and he was announced, I was like, oh cool. But
then everything I've seen about it, I was like.

Speaker 3 (53:48):
The concept of it was funny enough to where I
was like, I want to see how they play it out,
and I was entertained enough.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
I laughed out loud a couple of times in it,
and there was It's just the part when they're.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Interviewing, like where are you from? Virginia? The Western Western?
Immediately if you had a quarterback playing well in college football,
everyone would find out everything about him immediately.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
They asked well, they asked where he played his high
school ball and he said it was homeschooled. And then
they were like how many people were There's not a lot,
like thirty four because the wolves.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
He said they played in front of wolves.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
That's kind of funny. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
I just it's a funny watch. If it's thirty bit episodes.
If you look at kill Time solid watch, I was like,
are they gonna do the ted last? Like this is
inspirational and stuff like that. They did not go that route,
but it is just kind of like a silly like
feel good show where you're kind of like, I don't know,
I like talking into it.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
I like it's a it's a good way to burn hour,
good way to burn hour.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Get a couple episodes in if and there's only two
episodes out or three episodes out right now, I've seen
the first.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
So that's until it's all done. I don't.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
I won't even You can watch the first roue and
be like, do I want to do I want to
stick with.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
This or not?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
No?

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Because if I do like it, and then I can
only watch too Now I gotta wait a week.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
I'm excited to like tomorrow I get to watch the
third episode. The only show I will wait for to
watch is South Park. I will do whatever Eli Manning
puts out.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
I will watch.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
It's fair So what I do?

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
That's that's what I signed up for when I was like,
this is my this is my one to one athlete.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
What if what if he made a video of him
pooping into a mation jar? Would you watch that?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
He wouldn't do that, but I would probably have to
check it out. I mean yeah, like like Brett five,
you had to look at his dick picture. I did.
That's what that was gonna The next year, Eli had
dick leaked. You have to, you know, you look, you
just have to, not because I want to see it,
but like just because you have to. Yeah, you have
to see it. Robert if Josel Tuve sent a dick
pick like again, not saying like you're attracted to Josel two,

(55:35):
not that there's anything wrong with that, but like you
just have to, like you have to see it. I
wouldn't look at it, but you have it's your favorite,
but you have to. I wouldn't. I don't believe that
at all. I wouldn't. I think you're saying that on
the on the show, You're still welcome on the boat.
I didn't even want to see his feet, but he
didn't give me a choice. You're still welcome on the boat.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
But I think Robert might be the one because, like
I bet when the fappening and all those leaks happened,
he probably didn't look at either of any of those either.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
I remember on this show we were like, is it wrong? Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (56:04):
It was on Twitter? Was I not gonna like just
glance at it.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
I'm gonna glance someone is out there naked?

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, see it?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Then I go searching for it. No, didn't appear and
I I saw it. Yes, if there was, no, I didn't.
I didn't feel good about it.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
If somebody snuck a camera into Trump's bathroom and we
had a full body shot of him completely naked, do
I want to see that?

Speaker 3 (56:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I gotta see it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
See if story Daniels was telling the truth.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Like I don't, I don't care who it is, who
the naked person is, they're famous or I know you
and it's out there.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
Justin Verlander, gotta see had to see his hog.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
That one was more accidental, but it was just because
it was part.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Of King, right, and you're like, maybe I'll get to
see something from King.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
But also I was like kind of clicking through, like
when we're gonna get to Burlander, I kind of go
to see it.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Yeah yeah, no, I get you, I get you.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
I get it. I'm a pervert. We all kind of are,
except for Robert a little bit.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
If you google Mark Sanchez's wife, she's very hot.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Oh what a shocker. The dude that played the quarterback
at university. I know that. I know that, but like
starting quarterback for the New York Jet.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
When there when somebody was like his wife was on
Chad Powers. Alex, didn't you watch that? And I was like, oh,
I didn't know that. I didn't know his wife was
on Chad Powers. I was like, Oh, is she the
hot woman?

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Yep? Smoke Show. Yeah, Smoke Show kind of looks a
little bit like Aaron Andrews.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Probably probably an amazing person.

Speaker 3 (57:17):
I would imagine an amazing person, fantastic person, and she's
gonna really have to use that fantastic personality to help
her husband through the next couple of years. I would
imagine he's gonna have to. He's gonna have a little
media ship stem coming his way. But would love to
have her at the Gravy Awards if her husband is
buying bars to possibly accept an Arrest of the Year Gravy.

Speaker 4 (57:39):
So if did say her name, can you look at it?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Oh, I just looked at Mark Sanchez's wife.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I didn't say her name. If you could just I'd
like to formally invite her.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
I bet it's something Sanchez. Well, yeah, obviously doesn't matter whatever.
Maury matt Field.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Nope, Okay, she's more than welcome to come to the Gravies,
which is December twentieth. We have a date. We do
not have a location just yet. We do not have
a location. December twentieth, Saturday, December twentieth, that is the
date of the spectacular.

Speaker 4 (58:09):
If we can get a boat secured, we would love
to do.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
It on the boat.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
That would be so sick of a boat party, a
booze cruise, booze cruise, a big boat. But like it's
a booze cruise, but we don't cruise anywhere. We just
stay down.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
What cheaper is it to rent the boat if it
doesn't leave the marina?

Speaker 4 (58:26):
Like I know the captain has to be but does
a captain have to do anything?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
The captain doesn't anything? Can we get like what percentage
can we get off? Like no, like it's a booze cruise,
they go, they do a lot. Eh, I want to
stay there? Can we can we pay less? Like you
have to pay more for it to not going booze float? Yeah,
a booze float, you know it would be funny, which
we're not gonna do. This isn't that kind of show.

(58:50):
But like a coke float, just do a coke party.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Or if we just got a bunch of inner tubers
and everyone floated around, that also would.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Be to harbor somewhere that would be tight the houstage
ship channel.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Huh go I stupid, I'm floating here all right.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
Next time back, kid is hockey.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
It's fucking hockey season.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Gang so pumped. And And this isn't directed to anybody
or about anybody specifically, like sometimes maybe your teams aren't
doing well. You got hockey. You got hockey, and we
got hockey. Baby, we got hockey. And I think I
speak for everybody. This is a red Rings podcast. This
is a red Rings podcast.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
If you're if you.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Don't know any teams that you want to you don't
have a team yet, you better not be rooting for
the fucking bullshit Dallas Stars. Fuck them, fuck Dallas, all right,
I understand you. The other team, No, we don't root
for Dallas. We root for the Detroit Red Wings. Hop
on the Red Wings.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Like Detroit.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
The Red Wings are very young, the youngest team in
hockey right now, and they just.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Pat They fucking brought all the youngin's up. They did it.
They finally pulled them like, hey, you know what, Finny,
get your ass up here, buddy. We're gonna fucking play yet,
and we're gonna win some motherfucking games this year, Red Rings, Wings,
Yer Wings year, We're gonna see a way different team,
way different team.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I would say they should become Bruins fans.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Six deep.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Defensively, they got three side lines where you only had
two last year. They got a hungry Patrick Kane who
wants to win another one before he goes out in
the sunset. Would be pretty sick if he walked off
from the rode off in the sunset with a cup.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Not gonna be pretty sick. Dylan Larkin, Oh, man.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
I've been to the knuck Stadium, so I kind of
feel like I have to go for that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Root for Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Yeah, should be a Bruins fan. Whether you're a fan
of goalies. We got Jeremy Swayman, Sway Sway Sway You
know Josh Gibson, Yeah, but Swaying. It's more fun to say.
If you like defenseman, we got Charlie McAvoy old Chucky
Bright lights had a great fucking nickname. And at the
top we got David posterknock pasta. Who doesn't like what
a great nickname for your favorite hockey player?

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
Yeah, well, Dylan Larkin is Captain America, so is he?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Though? I feel like we've had a Captain American before.
You can't take a nickname that a premium previous guy has.

Speaker 4 (01:00:56):
Well, we have Patrick Kane and Dylan Like in both America.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Sets, you call yourself Captain America if the previous Captain
America is on that team, No.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
You can't because he can then w Captain America.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
No. If anything, Dylan Lukan can be Falcon. It's a
passing of the torch. I don't understand that reference, but
it is passing of the torch. Patrick kan'es like, here
you go, Dylan congradulations. Also, Dylan Luckan has not earned
that Marie Cider. He's gonna be sick.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
You can't. You can't just double guy Captain America that
hasn't won anything for America.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
He beat Canada that one time, yeah, the Star Game.
He beat Canada in the All Star Game. Yeah, and
that was a great All Star with Canada's ask in
the Olympics, he's going to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
If he plays up to it and does that in
the Olympics, then maybe we can talk about can't be
Captain America when you haven't won they have. Cider is
twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
Johansson's twenty four, Raymond Is twenty three, Edvonson's twenty two,
twenty one, twenty twenty. No, they're finally there, dude, They're
finally there. They were they were struggling because all these
guys we were getting beat up. And now it's like,
we're here. It's what the Astros did, what Rose did.
This is that the George Springer's been up. George Springer's up. Now, buddy,

(01:02:04):
we're doing it. We're doing it. The Royals year where
they lost the Royals in the first round of the playoffs,
We're past that. Now we're fucking It's Wings Year, dude,
Wings Year. All Aboard the hungriest podcast I've ever done.
All aboard the wing wagon, Buddy, Let's go Red Wings
for a Red Wings podcast. Just if you need a
team Detroit Red Wings, you should get on boys to

(01:02:27):
watch their first game tonight ESPN. Plus their first game
is tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:02:29):
Oh they don't. Oh shit, I thought everyone was.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
I've been thinking, maybe I do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
You should get some red Wings, get some Buffalo Wings.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
Maybe I do red Wings over Giants so I don't
have to watch giants. Maybe I give the Giants the
Yankees treatment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Oh yeah, the Giants will definitely be on your iPad,
red Wings will be on the main TV.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Maybe, but maybe I just watch the Giants on the
Apple Watch. Maybe I do that football.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Maybe I do it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Though you gotta have us, it's gotta have as But
maybe I do.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Maybe I do.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
You say that, but you won't find see what I
did with the Yankees, because what if you guys play
well and then you're like, oh, I didn't actually watch
how good Jackson Dark?

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
And if you give them a quarter? What if that's
the sacrifice I have to make? They're like, what did
it take? What did it cost? Does that do?

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
That's yeah, that's what Thor says, right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
But what did it cost? And it's like everything me
watching my team. It's like, if Jackson Dark can win
a Super Bowl because I didn't watch the Giants, I'm
willing to do that for my team.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
I don't think you are.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
I'm willing now you are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:24):
But you're only saying that because you know they can't
win it this year.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
No, not possible. It's not not true. They could definitely win.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
They can't.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
It is possible for the Giants technically to win the
Super Bowl right now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
It is possible.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
It's not going to have If they don't lose a game.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
He's gonna win the World Series right now. Nope, So
you just need to say that with the Giants and
just enjoy the year.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
No, No, you're like playing football in front of us.
Jackson Dart's time. We got camp Scaduby. You're forgetting cam'scaduby
heart of a champion.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Also, I'm extra pissed at the Giants right now because
the Bengals finally made for a trade for a quarterback
to try and salvage the year. They got Joe Flacco.
Why can't you just t Jameis wins. I watch James,
I like him, he's mine, but you don't see him play.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
I told this is for the good of the league. No,
I told you last week. I was like five first
round picks, so that's what that's my I will I
will settle for four.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Maybe I will say I'm happy though. He's a vibe guy.
We need him because even if I don't know if
Joe will play this week and be their starter just
because it's very quick, but they're playing the Packers this week,
so I'm kind of happy it's him and not Jamis
because Jamis will do some funck shit and win that game.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
James is great, but Jamis also so he does a
bunch of stuff for the Sunshine Kids, kids with cancer.
Such a good guy. They come to the games and
he's third string, so he's just hanging out during warm
ups and like they they might come up every week
and every single Monday, I watch what he what a
great day we are having today. Welcome to this, Welcome
to medlife, Welcome to me, like this is the Lord's day.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
What is your name?

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
Hi, Kyle, It's very nice to meet you, Kyle. What
do you want to be when you go?

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
And it's just like I'm a fuck yeah, Jamis.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
He's just getting hyped over, like he makes like him
talking to a five year old kid about like that
kid's favorite color is just like, oh you like blue?
I like blue too. I'm wearing blue right now, go
big blue, right, go big blue.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
He's in the rare air.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
He makes me so happy watching him.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I hate everybody that is that just over the top,
optimistic and happy all the time. He's in the rare
air of people that I don't hate like that. I
actually love him for being that way. And normally I can't.
I can't stand people that are just optimistic and happy
and giddy all the time. But with Jamis, there's just
something so likely about him. Yeah, he's just a big
little kid, makes me feel good. Just wants to run

(01:05:30):
around and fucking throw the football around the yard, have
some fun, hype up his boys. He is the ultimate
blue guy, which is why Giants need so he could
be the glue of some team.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
No, that's why the Giants need him. Got a young quarterback.
He's gonna make some mistakes. Jamis was the first guy there.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Plus, they do have to keep him because he's his
optimism is the only thing that can cancel out Russ,
who's on the bad side of the optimism scale.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Also, though Russ I said fuck you to Rus and
I hated him.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
But wait, but he was like the first guy there
after Scottawoo fumbled, who's the first guy there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
He's a good teammate, good teammate. He's got benched the
week before.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
He's annoying. Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
Absolutely, yeah, we got I'm sorry we're talking about the
Giants so much. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
I'm not gonna I'm not getting watch this game. So
like i''re watching hockey.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Hockey's back, though, Hockey's back, fucking stoked about it, fucking
stoked about it. Also, back the Houston Gamblers, we did
a gang like I remember as a part owner of
a former team, a former spring ball team in Houston,
Texas that was rudely removed from the stadium for Jerry

(01:06:41):
Jones can flip people off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:42):
He doesn't get kicked out of the stadium.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Alex gets a little drunk and tries to stick up
for his friends, getting just getting made fun of non violently,
by the way, and Alex has seventy five police officers
is scoring him out of a stadium that was America.
So then I put a curse on the Houston rough
next said fuck you guys, except for when you pay
me to do commercials for you. And then I took

(01:07:04):
their money. It was me taking the Saudi money, really
is what it was. But I said, fuck you rough Necks,
your cursed. You're not gonna win ever again. And they've
been asked since then so much so that they had
to rebrand. Now they're now back to the Houston Gamblers,
So like, this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Is what they should have done immediately when the leagues merged,
the Gamblers was a better name, better logo, better color.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Scheme, but nobody had Gamblers shit because the Roughnecks were XFL.
When the XFL and USFL merged to become the UFL,
they were like, we already have a fan base for
the Roughnecks. Let's just keep the rough Necks. You don't
just put the Gamblers team there and turns out the
Gambler's rass.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Your your fan base was that of the city, not
of the team. If they had made them the Gamblers,
people would have still supported that at the same rate
Gambler's better. My biggest thing is they fucked up the logo.
They changed the logo from the old one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Well, I mean they also they also removed an owner
from a playoff game, so they don't really have the
best judge of character.

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
So Bobby, that second one is the old one, where
like the G has a state of say side of it,
it's so awesome. Now they just overlay a big stupid
looking G on top of the state of the time.
It looks way worse. Like if you're going to take
the history people like throwback jerseys in history and shit
like that, are they gonna pull out that one for
like one Game of year, big throwback.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
No that's not they have alternates in the UFL.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
That's what I'm saying, Like, it's no point. Why change
the logo. The logo was great. The color scheme black
on red with a little yellow fringe. Great color scheme.
Why do you have to fuck up the logo?

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
They also added a bunch of They added teams, they
moved teams. They think they folded the Michigan Panthers and
the San Antonio Bramas good. And then they added the
columb Aviators. Yeah, Columbus Aviators, the Louisville Louisville Kings, and
the Orlando Storm are back there. So yeah, I don't know.

(01:08:51):
I am not forgiving the Roughnecks. It's no team dead
to me. No, the same team. They just rebranded because
they wanted the bat their they're pr with shit after
I destroyed them.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
Also, I think someone finally realized, hey, Gamblers is way
cooler name.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
Also, the Roughnecks kind of fucking suck because Alex cursed us.
After that turns out Kyler Murray and the Roughnecks need
to learn that Alex can fucking curse shit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Also, maybe just don't take the exact same color scheme
of the real football team in your city.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
And don't take the one of the ten fans that
you really have slash part owners out of the stadium
in a must win gaming as Dallas that you then
you lost because you removed all the best vibes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Or if they were smart when they were the rough necks,
they should have just taken the Oilers color scheme differently.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Can't sue us well, and you can take the Oilers
color scheme. You just gotta change the pantone like one
upper one. It's gonna be a slightly different shape like
when they sued you of huf Ah is like tight,
it's a little bit darker, same color pretty much just
swee shit darker intea pantone one O six four seven.
It's C one O six four eight. Yeah, like okay,

(01:09:52):
well it's kind of the same thing, like yeah, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
I don't know if they're good. I might bet on them.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
I will accept an apology.

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
I would like an apology, and I would all so
like the whole podcast to get some swag and then
we can start to rebuild our relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
If you give us booth seats for one game, I
would like, yeah, I want box seats if they have those,
because it's very hot in the sun. Yes, and I'm
very fat and i'd like some hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
So somebody clip this. Send this to who at UFO
gamblers or on X wherever their fucking handle is.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
I don't care. I'm not looking it up. But these
are our demands, or else we will curse the gamblers
as well.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Do you want us on your side or do you
want enemies? It's your call.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
We're here right in town.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
This is we're offering you us caring about.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Like a simple hey, we're sorry. We're sorry. That's all
I need to hear. Hand up our bed because right
now you're not welcome on the boat. Ever.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
If you would like to start to rebuild this relationship,
I am willing to hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Well, I don't think we want the football players on
the boat anymore. Anyway, there's a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:52):
History Minnesota football teams, the Giants playing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:55):
On boats and then them falling apart.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Look, that was a curse, but like I'm a way
worse curse, just way where wide receivers. Wide receivers can't go.
You're right, you're right, wide receiver unless you win the
ship then then we'll talk. Then then we will let
you on the ship. Win a ship, then you can
get on the ship. But right now you're not invited
on the boat. You will be invited on the boat
if you apologize ship seption, ship sception exactly, exactly. All right,

(01:11:24):
there was our comeback kids segment. Let's move on to
the not cool segment, where we tell you what's not
cool each week. If you stub your toe, that's not cool.
If your house burns down also not cool. The varying
degrees if not cools. But we like to use this
segment each week to kind of event you get the
bitch about ship and some of them are not as
good as others.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
But that's there. That's that's just life. You know, somebody's
yelling outside where they where they yelling?

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Do you hear them?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
I didn't hear what they said, certainly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Fucking They're like, did you hear what he said to
the gamblers? You he gave them an ultimatum. That's probably
what they're yelling about.

Speaker 1 (01:11:59):
Ultimatums work with station right teams and yeah, cell phone stores.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
Yeah, if you hit us up with a with a
not cool, share yours with us. We'll pick some of
the best ones each week to read. At Past Gary
Pod on X use the hashtag PTG not cool. At
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go comment and uh tell us who you would let
on the boat? Tell us I want you to comment
right now and be like, so and so is welcome
on the boat. So and so is welcome on the boat.

(01:12:45):
And then tell us who you who's also not on
the boat. Somebody should say hitlerf Hitler, not oh well,
not welcome on the boat ever. No, I'm going to
put my foot down. Who uh isis also not welcome
on the boat. Robert, who's not welcome on the boat.
You gotta go.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Michigan Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
Yeah, no, I like him.

Speaker 4 (01:13:06):
I've been jamming Michigan Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I hated that music video.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
I don't watch the music videos.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
I listened to him me putin not welcome on the boat,
mh Dak Prescott not on the No, absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Benjamin Nett and Yahoo not welcome on the boat.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
Mals No, he's dead. Jji Ping that's his name. The
Chinese president Kim Jong Un.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
Not welcome. I think that's a good start of who's
not well.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Joseph Coney. I think he's still out there somewhere. No,
the guy with the child soldiers, Yeah, I don't think
he ever got caught.

Speaker 3 (01:13:40):
Cony twenty twelve, twenty twelve, you remember Cony twenty twelve,
Robbert vaguely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah, he's not all out on the boat.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
You found out all your friends there were just sheep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
Like I saw one video and then I went and
I bought this sticker collection and a T shirt and
I'm gonna go and I'm gonna I'm gonna fight for
the call.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
But none of that fucking money went to hell helping
the kids.

Speaker 4 (01:14:00):
Probably didn't. And then I think the guy that was
behind it got caught jerking off in his car like.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
From South Park.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
I think it might have been.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Oh, I never got that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
Yeah, and then all of your friends that were like, look,
I'm a bleeding heart, I'm an impath. I did this,
And it's like, turns out none of that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I can't jerk off in his car anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I mean that's a different that's a different conversation for
a different time. You can't jerk off on the boat
at least it's not what people are watching.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
All right, what about in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
We'll have a bathroom that you can jerk off in,
but not the main bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
If you're gonna jerk off, you gotta get in the water.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
M again, well, we'll figure out. We haven't discussed the
jerk off situations. What if somebody's jerking you off, that's different. Okay,
then you get you get in the water for that.
Maybe we have like, you know, like one of those
like no self pleasure on the boat, those tents that
like they show like the parent like when there was
like social distancing tints that they were like, look, you
can watch your kid's soccer game in this weird bubble,

(01:14:54):
you fucking loser, And it's like just the mom sitting
in like a little tent that you can zip up.
No jerk, no we would just get one of those
and then that's the jerk off ten. But you probably yeah,
no joke off tent okay in it for us? Oh
well yeah, obviously it would be good, but that we
can jerk off guys got weird YouTube dot com slash

(01:15:15):
at Passar podcast shares to the friend no jerk off
tense all right, not cool man, all right? Our first
not cool this week is sent to us from Dave

(01:15:37):
T at pp W L on X, and Dave says,
my flight got delayed because two grown ass men were
fighting over an armrest. A couple of minutes later, the
pilot a noow is that one of the engines wouldn't start,
so we had the taxi back to the gate and
we still ended up flying on that same plane later.

Speaker 1 (01:15:55):
I think everyone on that plane, did they save them
or do they make up the engine issue again? Those
guys off the plane. I'd like to on that, David,
because I was gonna say, I feel like every passenger
should get to just assault those two guys.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
But also who's in the fucking middle seat?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
That guy gets both armrests if you aren't out in
the middle seat, fuck off, dude, But a window or
you got an aisle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
But also I was saying, is them fighting delaying it?
Would they not have caught the engine problem before? I
would like to think they still would have.

Speaker 4 (01:16:22):
That is also a good question.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
But then like they're like, yeah, we fixed the engine
probably like, uh, the plane with the engine problem, Yeah,
I'd like to fly in another one.

Speaker 1 (01:16:29):
That's that's a great not cool though, anytime you run
into people just being dicks on planes, like what are
you doing? We're all packed in here, Like I hate
that so much. We're just fucking getting there.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
We are all on the same fucking boat right here, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Like when I fly, which I try to be because
I need the room in the aisle, my left arm
or right arm dependent on is tucked. I'm giving you
the if you're in the middle, you get two armrests.
That's the rule. And you don't need to make that
an official fucking rule.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Yeah, you don't even have to like put it like
I don't need you to scout over anymore than you are,
just like you just know, like you are not using
the arm rest.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Well for me, I kind of have.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Yeah, it's true, but like the arms that's not yours.
You didn't get the middle, one that guys stuck in
the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:17:09):
It's a basic social contrast for a contract that everyone
abides to and the few people that don't should be
put on the no fly list. If you will not
let the liddle the middle have both arm rest, you
are now on the no fly list because you're a
piece of shit that does not know how to.

Speaker 3 (01:17:23):
There should be enough like caveats where like, all right,
this guy took his shoes off and he's trying to
hog an arm rest. It is not his take him off.
Take him auth the flight boys take a mother flight.
Nuh sorry, I want with one weird too.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Fuck you. The air marshals need to be quicker with
the taser. Two. You speak up, you cause a problem,
taste that immediately immediately. If you cause any problem on
a plane, you are taste.

Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
The people that just don't understand. Like, bro, you are
going to ruin everyone else's day by being a fuck face.
Don't do that. That makes it. It's yeah, absolutely infuriating.
Teas and p's, t's and p's. Hopefully you landed safely
and let us know, let us know if if the
engine was done. You think just because if they said

(01:18:09):
the engine was an excuse.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
To also let us know if those guys still had
to sit next to each other, So if.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
They kicked them off, I would like them to have
been kicked off. That would be I would like that too,
that'd be idea. And then and also I think it's
really funny, like just having to call your wife and
be like, honey, h I'm gonna be late getting back,
Like I got kicked off the flight. Get kicked off
the flight for what, Well, a guy next to me
was trying to take my arm rest. I'm not gonna
like just like fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
You, dude. It's funny because if you're the guy in
the middle, your wife is like, well just give it.
Who gives a ship? Yeah, but no, but it's the principal, babe, No,
I had to If you're the guy on the outside
that was trying to steal the other guys your wife,
the wife has got to be like, all right, we're
getting divorced. You're a bad person.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Grands for divorced.

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Absolutely, That's that might be the biggest of all red
flags guys can have. Yeah, bad etiquette, the.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Dude does a bad airport etiquette is right there with
like treating a waiter.

Speaker 1 (01:18:59):
Bad yeah me and to customer service and bad airport
etiquette are like I couldn't imagine having a relationship Like
imagine you take a first flight with like a girlfriend
or something and you get there and they're a dick
to like flight attendant. You're like, oh, no, I know
this relationship is over now, but we have these plane
tickets and.

Speaker 3 (01:19:18):
You just start saying bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, like
I'm just not flying with you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
I'm out. No, I don't want that because I already paid.
You got to go on. No, at that point, you
just got to get rid of it. You got to
try and have as much sex as you can on
that trip because you know you're never going to see that.
She's not welcome on the boat. She's not welcome on
the boat. And by boat, I mean my penis or
the flight name, your penis the boat.

Speaker 4 (01:19:40):
Maybe I will, I might, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Please don't if you're going to be asking everybody out
on your.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Boat, sure probably not gonna do that. And walk that back.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Get a visit from HR.

Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Next Not Cool is from Todd Voss at as Underscore
seen Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd was hanging out
the golf course with me yesterday, but Todd says he's
not cool as it bothers me. When I'm about to
tap a notification on my phone and another pops up,
moving the original and making me miss the one that
I wanted.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
This is one of those things that just spikes my
blood pressure, so fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
I know, and I know exactly what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
Mine is mostly like in the car you have like
car play up on your phone and I'm like trying
to change the song or something or turn the volume up,
and somebody texts and you're like, fuck, I didn't want
I don't want to open the text message yet, what
are you doing? And it or on Instagram, it's always
when some fuck face goes live. Not that you'r a
fuck face if you go live, but like when they
go live, it drops up there and I'm like, I'm
trying to scroll look at a story or something and no,

(01:20:34):
I didn't want to go to your live video. And
then sometimes you get to somebody's live video and you're
like the first one and they're like, oh hey, Alex,
like leave the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
I didn't want to watch this, or like when it's bad,
when it's like you're trying to click an Instagram link
and then a Twitter link drops and like you get
taken to the wrong app. That's annoying. The worst is
when it's a Twitter one, but as you're clicking it,
you get a drop down to a separate Twitter account
that you have and it takes you so then you
got to log into the other like switch over the
other account and then click your notification and then there
should be like within one second of you tapping that link,

(01:21:04):
if it like just popped down and you hit it,
it should open up like whatever was there right before.
It should give you an option of.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
This is a really good not cool. It's of infuriating
and it's like not a big deal, but like it
is like in the moment, like god fucking damn it,
I felt my blood pressure raise as you were yeah
that I'm trying to I was gonna watch this video
and then I accidentally clicked this thing and now I
can't ever find that video ever again.

Speaker 1 (01:21:25):
I hate it so much.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
It almost happened to me yesterday, but I remembered how
to search for it, just because it was If you've
seen the AI of Pikachu on Mari and they're like,
on little Pica, you are not the father, and he's like, pikay,
that got me. And then they have the women doing
women Olympics and it's like them washing dishes but it's

(01:21:47):
just gymnasts and they just aied them like washing dishes
and moment and like vacuuming.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
I saw one Yesterday's very sexist. I don't approve of it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
But the video I saw and I chuckled because I
knew of house ridiculous of the video it is.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
It was it was a string of like seven different videos,
but it's all like babies hanging on their front porch
and a bear like coming up to them and like
the cat running and scaring them off, and it was,
oh my god, God bless these cats. Like, guys, those
are all AI. Dude, It's how often how many people
do you know that leave their seven to like a
year and a half year old alone on the front
porch in the middle of the day, but the parents

(01:22:22):
not outside with them. There was one of the first
video how I knew it was a AI. The bear
comes up and the mom is standing right behind the baby,
and the mom's going ah and like runs inside and
leaves the baby there with the bear. I'm like, that's
not that's not gonna happen. The mom's gonna get mauled
by the bear. No, no mom is gonna just run
away and let their baby get eaten by a bear.

(01:22:43):
Or a bad mom might. Bad mom might, But none
moms I know. All the moms I know are great moms.
Andrea Yats, I don't know her, I know of her,
I don't know them. Kim Middleton great mom.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
She would never, she would never.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
All right. Next, not cool? Last one from you, guys
and gals. This is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer
Mix and she says, here, not cool is people that
bring their dogs in the grocery store.

Speaker 4 (01:23:12):
I love dogs, but the grocery store is not the
place for them.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
And I believe always like a little wiener dog and
She's like, they were walking around just gonna get run over.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
It's cool. Dogs you see in public are not service animals.
The laws are just so vaguely written that everyone will
do it because there's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
Nobody's gonna question nothing you can do. There's this guy
when I'm walking my dog. He's at the dog park
that I walk by, and I always like talk to
him and his girl and they have they have a
it's like a pit bull mix, and he has a
cool it's like a service dog vest and I was like, oh,
you're one of those guys that I can take that
just has the service dog vest. And the other day
I was just talking to him on our walk and
I saw like the dog came up and I was

(01:23:50):
pet of the dog. And instead of saying like service animal,
it says best friend. And I was like, Oh, that
is the best vest I've ever seen. I was like, dude,
I don't want to say I was judging. I thought like, oh,
you and the guys are like the fake service diet.
He was like no, I thought. I just thought the
vest looked like it. I thought it was really funny.
I was like, yeah, it is really funny. This is
really good because everybody's like, fuck that guy, and they like, oh, no,

(01:24:10):
that it is your best friend.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Just make it a law. If it's a service animal,
it has to have I don't know, a vest or
something that says service animal on it. If it's emotional support,
that also has to be clearly marked. Because emotional support
you can tell me to get the fuck out, but
there should animals. You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
There shouldn't be like where you have to have something marked.
You should just not fucking abuse the rules. And that's
that's what we can't trust people.

Speaker 1 (01:24:31):
Bet all these people that do that would totally cause
problems on the airplanes.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Yeah, it's like, oh cool, I just brought my dog
that's not well behaved into the grocery store. Oh my god,
don't worry. I'm so sorry. He's just friendly, he's just curious.
I'm fucking shopping. I shouldn't have to worry about a
dog ever. The worst is I love dogs, but I
shouldn't have to worry about someone else's dog stepping in
my way. Well, god forbid, I run over a dog
with a cart because I didn't see that. There's a
fucking little weird dog walking around Kroger. What if someone
brings a rabbit.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Work out because that's anent that's not a service animal.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Because that happened. Uh seven. I were at Target. We
were leaving when we saw someone going.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
In shitting little pellets all over the fucking store. No
get out.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
It's like, it sucks when we only have thirteen bar seats.

Speaker 4 (01:25:09):
Well except monkey, and when he brings a monkey, and
it's well behaved.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Okay, we're like kind of full. And then a lady
will come in and have her little fucking shitsuo shuaha
in her purse and put it on the chair next door,
and you're just like, god, we only have so many
seats and you're just sitting there going, I hope someone
clears out so I don't have to go and be like, ma'am,
I need you to move your dog off the seat.
I need it for a paying customer. And then I
think at one point there was a ladyes she just
like had it on the ground in the bag at

(01:25:32):
her feet, like why are you even taking it with you? Right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Well, it has separation anxiety, dude, it's a dog. It
can get over it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:41):
I love Weezy to death, but when Wheezy's that sad,
when I'm leaving, like I gotta go to work, I'm sorry, yeah,
I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Like, well, you can tell these little dogs that people
bring into restaurants like full grown dogs never been a
problem because everyone's always like, yo, can we sit out
on the patio? Yeah? A few times, like i'd say,
forty pounds and and up has been inside just like well,
you know, until they make a problem. We won't let
it be a problem. But they sit there quietly. Probably
an actual service animal, but it's always little shit head

(01:26:08):
dogs and ladies. Men don't bring their fucking little.

Speaker 4 (01:26:12):
And I've seen bring dogs in before, but it's just.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
I've never seen a guy bring one into our restaurant.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Again. You shouldn't have to like, it shouldn't have to
be marked. You should be like, oh, this person has
a service animal. Okay, I got it. But people like
they ruin that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
We see, that's the thing. Everyone has ruined it. So
now I believe it should have to be more those
people not welcome on the boat. If I walk up
to your dog and I say sit, Paul, and it
doesn't do it, that thing's not smart. It's not a service.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Animal, right, But I don't want to have to go
test a dog to make sure it's a service dog
when it's not like not my place or whatever. But
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
Absolutely great great not cools. All these are not cools.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
It's really Dave had the worst one because like that
actually like wasted your time. I absolutely feel free on
that one. Todd and actually absolutely infuriating minor not cools
that I think are really good. Yeah, I've got I've
got probably the dumbest one of all of ours. I
have way too many gray hairs. I was fucking getting
out of shower the other day just I'm Polly Walnuts, dude,

(01:27:07):
I'm fucking gray's all on the side, all the temples, bro,
I'm getting by the day you should look.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I don't get why guys don't like that. Guys only
get sexier when they have a little bit of gray.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
That's scary, though, I'm like, I'm dying. It's closer.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Yeah, I guess you do have shit to live for
creeping up now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
I think by with like the the two kids and
my football team, by the end of the year, I
might just be all gray.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
That very well. That would be funny if all of
a sudden you were what's his name from American Idol
years ago, the country guy that was like twenty fours
Taylor Hicks?

Speaker 4 (01:27:39):
Fucking what a what a poll?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
If a Hicks here?

Speaker 4 (01:27:44):
Fucking what's he up to?

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Nothing? Everyone loved him on the show, and then after
that they're like, we don't really care about you.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
It turns out American Idol doesn't really always turn out
to be a superstar.

Speaker 1 (01:27:53):
I spent like five.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Kelly Clarkson can carry on.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Her wonderwood, but I don't think she won.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Reuben Studdard should have been a fucking superstar. Bro. Yeah
he was great, justin GERENI didn't win, but he was
the doctor Pepper guy. It's the sweet man, no sweet,
bring those back? That was that was pretty good. And
then the berries and cream. It's berries and cream.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
I'm a little lad that loves berries and cream. It's
one of my favorite commercials of all time. Yes, Skittles
berries and there's what is that? Dude? It's so fun
when you look it up because I probably every like you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:31):
Don't know, just YouTube it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Yeah, but you pulled it up and you realize how
long ago it was. The quality is so shitty because
it wasn't like HD wasn't even a thing yet.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah, so you're like, fuck, this commercials old my gray
hairs though, like just every day, I like, oh there's
another one. Oh no, there's another one. I know there's more,
and it's well, you look great, thanks man. I'm wearing
a hat, so you can't really see him.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I can't see the temples at all.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Hat and the trying to cover it up, trying to
cover it up a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Dude, you shave your head, It's about it. I have
a weird shaped head.

Speaker 1 (01:29:02):
I don't think anyone has a non weird shaped head.

Speaker 4 (01:29:04):
Yeah, your your heads like round enough. I feel like
mine is like it's like weird.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
Yeah, I don't think. I don't think you've got good hair.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
There's no reason to shave here.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I don't think I would.

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
It's just great now, great to great, all right, get some.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
Just froman all right, I'll go next. I had two.
One of them, I almost pooped my pants and or
not target Kroger yesterday, and it was.

Speaker 3 (01:29:31):
Literally like you avoided it, though you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:29:33):
It was like two minutes into me getting there. But
it was one of those ones where the rest of
the time I was walking around and driving home, I
was like, I don't know if there's poop between my
butt right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:41):
Oh yeah, it was like a little wet.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Yeah, So like I get home good, wasn't but like
I also almost shipped my pants as I was in
the checkout line too, and then like once on the right,
like I had to go, but like I was unfamiliar
with this Kroger. I already had shipped my cart. I
didn't want to go find the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
Bathroom, yeah, which is like, yeah, You're like, I'm not gonna.
I'm too proud to ask. They can just find this.
I'm a man, And you're like, I need to go
so bad because.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
It would have only been a shard anyway, not like
a full on poop. I didn't have an almost.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Alex situation, but it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
But it was scary walking around because I was also
kind of hung over, so it wasn't feeling great. So
that was scary and sucked. And then the other one
today after I took my shower, or like the last
ten seconds of it, I just turned off the heat
and like the cold water hit me to try and
wake me up because I was struggling today too, and
I get out of towel off real quick. I was like, oh,
I got a piece. So I just sat down to

(01:30:32):
pee real quick because it's right next to it. But
the problem was I had just been hit by cold water.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
HM.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Things weren't what they normally are, so when I started
to pee, I just pissed right between the bowl and
the toilet seat and like pete out in front of me. Yeah,
that's I'm just sitting there, and all of a sudden,
I was like kind of felt like some wetness hit
my foot, and I was just like god, damn it.
Like I didn't pee almost somehow I missed and just
hit the middle toilet like wipe up the toy. No,

(01:31:01):
it wasn't on the toilet. I literally pissed out, Oh
you underneath like he was down. I pissed underneath the
toilet seat, but on top of the bowl. So I
went out on the ground in front of me because
I didn't have any hangings the idea idea. So then
I just had to sit there and clean up my
own piss off the floor right after I real quick. Yeah,
I was like I'm an adult. One of those days

(01:31:23):
and then you just feel bad because you're like, oh
I got a tiny little pecker because it was a
cold water. It wasn't great. I didn't have a great
day so far. Maybe I'll get better by it already.
Has there you go see in your smiling faces, what
about you?

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
Well, you walk theme on the boat, so it's got
to be better After that pee, right, I was toasting
some waffles on the stove because I don't believe in
like a toaster, I have it on the stove.

Speaker 1 (01:31:49):
How do you toast waffles?

Speaker 3 (01:31:50):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
What is your reasoning for?

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
I put like a pan. You don't trust toasts, so
you sawte waffles.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
But there's no like the thing in there. I'm not like,
you know, using oil or anything. I just heat it
the pan, put the put the waffles on it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:06):
It makes sense, but it's very strange.

Speaker 3 (01:32:08):
Go back though to I don't believe in Toasting's like
you don't think they exist, or you just don't like
how they work.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
He doesn't like that. He can't see how toasted the
waffles getting is that it?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Yeah, he's just setting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
This actually makes a lot of sense, and it's probably.

Speaker 3 (01:32:21):
But then you gotta like bread crumbs that are like
crumbs underneath. You got to clean that up.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
He's actually making a lot of sense.

Speaker 4 (01:32:26):
You just pour it upside down and then do that
over the sink.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
But I don't have to do it if I just
do it in a pan. And then if you watched
like your football team loser or whatever, then you just
think about like what if I just leave the stink
on and I throw it in the sink and I
touched the sink and then I get you get to
go to the next life.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
You see how it is? So you were toasting your waffles. Yeah,
sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
Yeah, I was talking waffles and I was gonna flip
them over with my hand, and as I did that,
I felt that I was getting burnt, Like, oh, I'd
flip it over, and I'm like shaking my hand and
the pain is still there and it's getting worse. I'm like,
why does it still hurt? It hurts a lot. I
look at my finger, like there's like a sugar crystal
or something that got stuck to me and really burned

(01:33:10):
my my middle finger. If you could see, like there's
like a bubble there. Yeah, yeah, that's the burn bubble.
That's why you only flip tortillas with your hand. Man
branched out too much.

Speaker 3 (01:33:21):
Yeah, so not to flip waffles, you know where that
probably wouldn't happen toaster. Would I would have touched like
the because it would have popped up, would have popped up,
and then you got it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
There is just something great too that you're missing out
on on when those waffles pop, that the pop. Yeah,
it's it's such a good because you're like, oh, now
I get to eat waffles. Yeah, dude, it's like a Pavlovian.

Speaker 5 (01:33:46):
I used the toaster for the first time in a
very long time, and uh in Vancouver, I was toasting
some bagels and they didn't even fit in there, like
I had like really shoved them in there. And then
like by the second or third day, I'm like, I'm
just gonna do this in a pan like I normally
do back home.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
Bagels can be iffy if you get good sized bagels.
If you just buy like the prepackaged grocery store, ones
usually fit in there. But those don't always hit the
same They don't always. But now I want some blueberry bagels. Good,
not cool, very good but not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Thank you? Bet it better or not cool? And fingers
still welcome on the boat, though toasters also a lot
on the boat as well. We haven't stocked at the
boat one hundred percent yet, but we're we're in the
market for a toaster if anybody wants to give us
a boat warming gift. Moving on, let's get to the
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Fuck me. But we both cover the t's line, those assholes.

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We both went two and one. So we are seven
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That is how we will search for them. Our first
question this week.

Speaker 3 (01:37:16):
This question comes from Damon Luke's and Damon says, what
animal could you throw?

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
The furthest So.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
I think we have to assume that the animal's dead,
as you can't the animal can't like you can't pick
a bird. No, you can throw it and it flies
and you get extra distance on that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
I wasn't thinking it was a dead animal. I was
just thinking, this is an animal that hypothetically will not
be injured by us throwing it. Bird, I think is out.
We can't do bird because that's a cheat. That's that's
the hat, because you'd be like, I'm gonna throw the bird,
is gonna keep flying, Well, obviously that's gonna go far.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
And also I was thinking like, if you throw it
and it's dead, then the wings are gonna fall out.
That's a lot of drag. You're not gonna get the distance.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
To me, we're not not all.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I had to pick bird, so I was because I
was trying to look up, like what's the smallest heaviest bird.
Because also birds they've had hollow bones. You're not getting
a lot of density to it. You need a little
density for the throw. I'm kind of thinking like a
small rat.

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
I was thinking hamster first.

Speaker 1 (01:38:07):
Ooh, hamster even better because you can get a better
grip on a hands and have the long tail to
cause drag.

Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
But I think a rat. I think a rat might
have a little more oomph, a little more, a little
more weight to it. Then you can grab that little
fucking back part of it and just fucking yeat that
bad boy.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
But that's the thing, like, I don't think you can
use the tail and try and sling it because that's
not throwing it. That's slinging it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:28):
You could throw it. I think that plays as a
throw you could.

Speaker 1 (01:38:31):
No, I think that and also the tail could snap
as you're doing it. True, I think you're right with
hamster because it's it's more circular. I don't know. What
about a baby armadillo too big? But a newborn armadillo,
how big is it? That's probably only about the size
of a between a baseball and a softball.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:38:49):
I don't know. But also but then you have to
hope that it stays and it's curled right, it splays out.
I think you're right with hamster.

Speaker 3 (01:38:55):
I think a hedgehog too, because hedgehogs are kind of small,
but you might get stuck like you might get hedgehogged,
and then they're stuck and it doesn't come out of
your hand as well. Also, hear me out on this
starfish is an animal, right, ooh, starfish, you grab that
bad boy and just fucking ninja star that bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:39:13):
Here's the thing though, could it possibly boomerang back to
you and then you're losing distance?

Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
I think it's worth finding out.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
I'm on board because you could just grab one because
you have you have to have it out it's hardened,
and then you just ah that bad boy could sail.

Speaker 1 (01:39:30):
Just make sure it doesn't have any barnacles on it
that could slice your finger as you're throwing it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
True, you check it for starfish. That's a great starfish
might be the answer, because with the arms, it's going
to be cutting through the air. It's a ninjastar. You
just y eat that as high up as you can.
That bad boyls sale. I bet you're probably faster, probably
further than a rat.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Also, that's gonna be the best animal to skip across
the water too.

Speaker 3 (01:39:51):
Yeah, that's a question for another podcast, which would animal
would skip the best?

Speaker 4 (01:39:55):
Starfish? That's that's what I would go with.

Speaker 1 (01:39:59):
Maybe not because if one of those, if it's slightly
bent down when it hits the water, the leg is
just gonna cut right down in the water and die. Yeah,
so that might be a hamster.

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
Robert, what do you think? I was originally thinking, roly poly,
it's too small, you're not gonna get any Yeah, that's
what I was saying. I originally thought that. But like, yeah,
I like starfish, starfish. Okay, I like starfish.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
That makes me happy that I want you guys over
on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
I was used logic.

Speaker 3 (01:40:26):
I was thinking, yeah, because I was like, hamster might
be too light. Rat made sense. Mouse probably too light.
If a starfish is an animal, it's a clam. I
think you can throw a starfish further, I don't know about.

Speaker 1 (01:40:39):
That because clam is more baseball shaped. You can really,
like I said, with the starfish, even though when it's
flying like that, if it starts to tip down, it's
gonna dive. I'll stay with starfish, but I think clam
is worth experimenting with all.

Speaker 3 (01:40:55):
I would definitely if you gave me a clam, I'd
try and I'd try and eat that thing. But like
I think starfish would be sick.

Speaker 1 (01:41:04):
I'm fully of Okay, all right, I love that answer.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
Great question, damon, great question. Keep them coming, buddy. This
is from Aaron R. And Aaron says, are pheromones a
real thing?

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Does the way that someone smells really make people attracted
to them?

Speaker 1 (01:41:19):
They are not in the way that movies and TVs
make it. Think like I think when we were like
junior high, those like pheromone colognes and shit that people
would wear. They don't make women want to fuck you more.

Speaker 4 (01:41:29):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:30):
Now it also, it could just be if you don't
some girls, if you don't wear deodorant at all and
you just kind of stink, some chicks are into that.
Women don't know what they want, so you can't trust
on pheromones.

Speaker 3 (01:41:40):
To help you out A chemical substance produced and released
into the environment by an animal, especially a mammal or
an insect, affecting the behavior or physiology of other species
m because like they may influence human attraction, mood, and
social responses. I really think that like the like maybe

(01:42:01):
like the Middle Ages and shit, that like pheromones were
a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:42:03):
But like when we used to smelling clean though, when we.

Speaker 3 (01:42:06):
Kind of normalize like bathing, I think that like everybody
kind of smells clean, or like the soap you used,
and yeah, there's colones and stuff that maybe has pheromones
in it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:16):
Like, I think pheromones are a thing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
I just don't think that they're really like relevant to
humans now because like animals are like, Yo, I'm fucking
stinky as fuck, but I got these I got fucking
these pheromones, and then that's how you get that's how
you mate. Now we're like more we can interact with you.
I can talk to you and see how your day is,
and I can check up on you and stuff like that,
and everybody showers, so everybody kind of just smells clean.

Speaker 1 (01:42:38):
Back then, nobody likes the stinky guy, if you smell
like your pheromones and nobody wants to be around you,
because that's what we call body odor.

Speaker 3 (01:42:45):
Now, like the Romans, they probably had a little pheromon
Caveman probably absolutely pheromone.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Oh they're pheromone up.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
Yeah, pheromones.

Speaker 4 (01:42:54):
Who was the question? Are pheromones a real thing?

Speaker 3 (01:42:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:42:57):
They are a real thing. I just don't think that
they apply to humans like they.

Speaker 1 (01:43:00):
They don't work the way that Like, like I said,
movies and TV shows will be like, oh, put on
this pheromone Colonne, and then all of a sudden, all
the girls in the club are and love. That's not
how it works. Pheromones don't make women lose their own
free will.

Speaker 3 (01:43:14):
No, they don't.

Speaker 1 (01:43:16):
And also, like I said, some girls might be like,
he smells clean like that. Some girls might be like, hey,
smells like a man.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I like that. That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:43:23):
Like Matthew McConaughey, he says he doesn't wear deodorant. He
thinks a man should smell like a man should smell.
He can get away with that. He's Matthew fucking McConaughey.
I can't just stop wearing deodorant. Yeah, people, bic, you
are the fat smelly guy.

Speaker 3 (01:43:36):
Now, like nobody likes that he likes that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:43:40):
The fat smelly guy doesn't like that guy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
So yeah, they are a thing, just not really. I'm
sure they work.

Speaker 3 (01:43:47):
They may work, but I don't think that they're as
prevalent and what they can do now for humans at least.

Speaker 1 (01:43:53):
And I know it's not pheromones, but like if a
girl smelled like garlic or bacon, I think that would.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Work, right, just like smells that you like. I don't
think a pheramones.

Speaker 3 (01:44:00):
It just smells. Yeah, And we've changed, We've our brains
and our noses are all fucked up because we don't
smell what are normal pheromones, which is probably a good thing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:09):
How's your day go, dude? She smelled like bacon? Oh
let's go?

Speaker 4 (01:44:13):
No, no, no, I proposed I love her because pheromones.

Speaker 3 (01:44:16):
Pheromones are more like I would like to think of
it as like a stink and it's basically like you
just really who stinks better than other people?

Speaker 4 (01:44:23):
Stink? Where Now I'm like, I would just prefer somebody
to not stink.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
I bet Margot Robbie smells good when she's just.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
He does. She'd like to go on a podcast, Pat
will do a smell test.

Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
That was weird. I didn't know you were gonna say
smell test there at the end. Well, just to see
if the robbie, can you come on the podcast so
I can just sniffy a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
Well, obviously we'd love to interview, But then like that's
the science.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
It's not if she walked in the room the room
and smelled.

Speaker 3 (01:44:49):
Margot, You're welcome on the boat whenever you want. Also,
we would love it if you let Pat you have
a sniff not required. This is all about consent here.
We're a consent podcast. But we're just throwing out there
for science reasons. All right, Margo, anytime you want to
come on, anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:45:08):
You go on, you want to come on, open and
on the boat. Welcome whenever.

Speaker 3 (01:45:13):
Next up is from Alex Oh at alex mcthunder one
and he says, what player or players always scared you
when they.

Speaker 4 (01:45:22):
Played against your team?

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Tell you who it is right now?

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
What players scared you the most when they played against
your team?

Speaker 1 (01:45:27):
It's just young Carlos Stanton. Every time he's standing in
the box, I think that ball is about to be hit.
Five hundred and seventy five feet. His stance is just
so big and intimidating. He does look scared that I
don't like. And he doesn't hit that well anymore. He's
hurt all the time as batting average is low, but
at any moment, he could just completely change a game
by hitting a ball harder than you've ever seen a

(01:45:49):
baseball be hit.

Speaker 3 (01:45:51):
Mine initially was Jason Witten, but then I was like,
I'm not really scared. Jason Wenton didn't scare me. I
just hated Jason Wentton because he always swear touchdown against
the Giants as he said fuck you. I think I
would have to narrow it down to Deshaun Jackson when
he was on the Eagles because they have PTSD of
miracle at the metal ends two.

Speaker 4 (01:46:11):
I'm not he could always take the top off the.

Speaker 3 (01:46:13):
Buffalo wild Wings on Rice Boulevard anymore because of that game.
But yeah, he could just just take you deep every
single time. I hated. I hated him and he scared me.
And then Josiel Twove just because again PTSD but just
like now two, veill get you. Where he scares you
is like he'll go zero for three and then like

(01:46:34):
the next game. You're like, god, fucking damn it. He
beat us when he needed to the most, Like he
can go on four. Yeah, you don't know what you're
gonna get, but you like, we can get him out.
But I don't feel better that we got him out
the first time to the lineup. I don't ever feel better.
You're like, thank god, you just breathe a sigh of
relief that, like, he didn't kill you.

Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
I was trying to think of a football one for me,
and like for most of my life, the Bears and
the Lions were awful, so there was nobody really there.
Do you think maybe Randy Moss? But I was so young,
I didn't really. I didn't really fear him because I
just casually watched sports. I think it's just John Carlos Stanton.

Speaker 4 (01:47:08):
For me, I'm Carlos Stanton.

Speaker 1 (01:47:10):
He still scares me every time I see him at
bad Well. Alex Oh, who asked the question, waited.

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
He said Albert Pooholes was his And I think you
think of the brad Ledge taking him deep. Yeah, so
I can a lot of it. So it's like, are
you scared of the We're scared of him the most,
Like when you played him because you played him so much,
or like, are you do you have PTSD from something
that they did to you?

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Because Al Tuve and Deshaun Jackson absolutely did.

Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
That to Because it feels like I hated pooh Holes
because he was so good and every time he came up,
you expect him to do something good. Stan. You expect
him to hit it fifty feet over the wall every
single time he swings the bat. It's never oh, he
might hit a double in the gap, get on base,
keep the in and going like Misah the Pooles is
just like you can't throw it anywhere because he's just
going to get a hit. San. It's the towering home

(01:47:51):
run is what scares me.

Speaker 4 (01:47:52):
Okay, I would not have guessed Stan would have been yours.

Speaker 1 (01:47:56):
It's just that that stance.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Yeah, it's so intimidating. I'd hit him in the neck
every time.

Speaker 5 (01:48:02):
Bobby, I'm thinking, maybe he sucks every time he sucks
against any other team, maybe Adoli Scarcia, but against the.

Speaker 1 (01:48:12):
Steroid guy from Yeah Rangers or like it doesn't really
feel the same because they're never in it. But Trout
Trout every time he plays against the ass So you
just like at the end of the year, two home
runs the knock us out of fucking the playoffs. The
trout's so good, but it's just like the Angels are
so sad. It doesn't really hit the same.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Sad I was. I was thinking scared Saquon Barkley, but like,
I'm not scared. He can't scare me.

Speaker 4 (01:48:38):
I hate him too much for him to scare me.

Speaker 3 (01:48:41):
So I'm not getting anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
Barkley.

Speaker 3 (01:48:44):
I don't care if he scores against the Giants next
next game, I don't care. I don't care any college.

Speaker 1 (01:48:49):
It's hard to like fear a guy because they're gone
so quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
Yeah, but I bet I bet Tibo and Manziel did
that destin people. Probably not Manzel because they weren't winning championships.

Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
But like, like I was trying to think, like maybe
Reggie Bush, but like it was just like, God, damn,
Reggie's good. I didn't really fear him. You're just like, well,
we hope we can contain him a little this game.

Speaker 4 (01:49:09):
Mm hmmm. They're just like this guy, the guy that
scares you.

Speaker 3 (01:49:13):
DeShawn Jackson scared the fun out of me because it
was like he's gonna he's gonna run a go rout
and we're not gonna able to keep up with him,
and then like, oh, he's gonna turn that kickoff.

Speaker 1 (01:49:21):
And he did do that, and I was like, goddamn,
maybe Devin Hester a little bit, but also just like
those are returns, you're like, are you still scared? Maybe
just scared every time, but I'm more scared of standing
Shawn Jackson and I'll do there. Min Sean Watson also
pretty scary in multiple ways, especially if you're a missus.
Danielle Weston writes in at Danny Andersquare Weston on X

(01:49:45):
and she says, kidney stones just human pearls, No, because
they're not worth anything. They're just pain.

Speaker 3 (01:49:53):
Maybe not to you.

Speaker 1 (01:49:54):
You find a pearl, you're happy you find out you
have a kidney stone.

Speaker 3 (01:49:57):
You are nodding an oysters happy that you found a pearl.
Probably not like that, Like what if, like it doesn't
have complex thoughts? What if a kiddy stone to an
oyster was like, oh they make them too.

Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
I mean it's the closest thing a human has to
a pearl. I'll give you that.

Speaker 3 (01:50:15):
Well, what is uh like you know, like when you
just like haka loogie and there's that like white little
speck that will come out of your throat. What is
that called? That might be a pearl white? Well, I
mean there's also tonsils, stones, tonsilstones. Maybe that's what that is.

Speaker 1 (01:50:28):
Which and actually I'm gonna say that's what it is
because that also comes out of our mouth.

Speaker 4 (01:50:33):
Tonsles stones.

Speaker 1 (01:50:36):
I don't even know how people is it from like
not brushing and not cleaning their mouth and deposits and
ship like that.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
Then they get back what I was thinking of that
looks way worse.

Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
I know. Tonsils stones a tooth in the they just
like pop it out, Yes, And yeah, I'm gonna go
with tonsilstones.

Speaker 3 (01:50:53):
They form when food particles, bacteria and dead cells become
trapped in the.

Speaker 1 (01:50:57):
Crevices and they stink. You get horrible breath.

Speaker 3 (01:51:00):
Calcify and harden into stunts. So yeah, you gotta be
not brushing your teeth at all. Yeah, I'm gonna go
that's what it is because it also comes out of
your mouth. As far as I know, claims don't have
a penis to shoot their pearls out of avoid eating
food that get easily stuck in the tonsils? What foods
easily get stuck in the tonsils.

Speaker 1 (01:51:16):
Bits of meat from wings. I guess swallow though brisket
because it's tender and can get everywhere. Hum mess. Maybe
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:51:26):
All right, So tonsils stuns then.

Speaker 1 (01:51:31):
Are the pearls of humans?

Speaker 4 (01:51:32):
All right, all right, good question, Danielle.

Speaker 3 (01:51:35):
Our last question this week is from josh Tree Coddle
at Joshua Tree seven went three, and he says, is
bird watching a gateway to being a peeping tom?

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
No, that's just what they call it in Englandy, that's good.
Just came to me. That's good.

Speaker 4 (01:51:50):
That was really good. That was good.

Speaker 1 (01:51:54):
I mean, if you're John Lithgow or not John Lithgow,
God damn it. What's the actor's name from the beginning
of Nikky.

Speaker 4 (01:52:02):
Adam Sandler?

Speaker 1 (01:52:02):
How fuck you? The guy in the tree John Lovets. Oh, yeah,
he acted like he was bird watching, but he wasn't.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
No, he was not at all. I'm gonna say it's
not a gateway to being a peeping tom.

Speaker 3 (01:52:16):
It might be a.

Speaker 4 (01:52:17):
Gateway to a binocular addiction.

Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
He's probably got binoculars. You're like, yeah, this feels cool
as fuck having this, and then you start being the
guy who goes to the football game and it's not
sitting in the back row with binoculars. You like, Bro,
we're these are good seats. We don't need a binoca. Yeah,
I gotta be able to check.

Speaker 1 (01:52:34):
Like, what do you do? There's no way that bird
watching is a gateway to anything that is that like
hiking is a gateway to bird watching. Do you think
you spend too much time in nature? You have to Oh,
I gotta learn what that bird is?

Speaker 3 (01:52:43):
Do you think bird watching is a gateway to bird hunting? Right?
You know what? I hate these birds that I've been
looking at A kind I want to shoot him.

Speaker 1 (01:52:50):
No, bird watching is like a pacifist's bird hunting, like
some people shoot quails. Some people try and identify the
North American woodpecker.

Speaker 3 (01:52:58):
I like the meme that goes by his comment section
of it's just like bird watching, like it's a bird
watching group.

Speaker 1 (01:53:04):
It's like saw one and like picture is like no
fleway also, and people are like, I know there was
a movie it was like The Big Year or something.
It had Jack Black and all that. How do you oh, yeah, no,
I saw that bird. I marked it off. How do
you fucking prove it's just all an honor.

Speaker 4 (01:53:21):
System that's kind of the beauty of it.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
But they're in a competition with each other. That's all
about the honor system. The just fucking lie.

Speaker 3 (01:53:28):
I think Tim Robinson does uh in a spider League
and him and his friends they have an app that
just identifies with the spider that they find is and
if you find the spider, you take a picture of it,
you put it in the app and then whoever has
the most powerful spider is the winner. Right then. But
then you just anytime you see a spider.

Speaker 1 (01:53:48):
You do that.

Speaker 3 (01:53:48):
We should do bird League.

Speaker 1 (01:53:51):
Oh no, I saw a lot of videos online that
says the government shut down. Ain't no birds around anywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:53:55):
True, I ain't seen a couple. I ain't seen birds
in a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (01:53:58):
Now I have.

Speaker 4 (01:54:00):
Yeah, they must be off the clock.

Speaker 1 (01:54:01):
Those are the free range birds.

Speaker 3 (01:54:03):
Those are the ones like it's like what they do
with the air traffic controllers where they're like, hey, we're
gonna have to pay you later. You got to come
in though.

Speaker 1 (01:54:10):
Yeah, I'd be like bullshit.

Speaker 3 (01:54:12):
Yeah, I would absolutely not do that. No, will you
tell my landlord? That is my landlord gonna be tight
about that. Hey, I just give you rent next?

Speaker 1 (01:54:21):
Are you guys. You guys are still accepting the ticket fees, right, okay,
pay me from that, pay me from what you're already profiting.
That doesn't Yeah, that doesn't make any sense to me.
How they fuck those guys.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
Government shutdown should just be like you were in this
room and you are not leaving this room, and we
will give you lunches like jury duty. You can fucking
figure it out, or you're not going anywhere. Boys and girls,
stay the fucking here until we come up with an
idea to stop blaming each other, or just.

Speaker 1 (01:54:44):
Make it Congress doesn't get paid until the budget is
figured out. They would do it in five hours. Every
single fucking time.

Speaker 3 (01:54:52):
Somebody on each side of the aisle on one each
party has to get rid of one person they unallive. Yeah,
like every every two hours, one person on each side
gets unlived until we reach a government.

Speaker 1 (01:55:08):
They need fucking term limits so badly.

Speaker 3 (01:55:10):
But like you should. If you shut down the government,
you shouldn't be ever allowed to do the government again.
You should like, hey, obviously you are bad at this.

Speaker 1 (01:55:16):
That's a good rule. The government shuts down and everyone
who's currently sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:55:19):
Can you serve out the remainder Yeah, you serve out
the remainder your thinking and get some new blood. End.

Speaker 1 (01:55:23):
That's a great fucking rule. Hey, oh shit, it never
have another shutdown.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
Oh no, did you cause a lot of Americans that
have to go without pay and lose their jobs? Well,
then fucking guys can't run again.

Speaker 4 (01:55:34):
Sorry, because then there'll be a lot good at your job. Obviously,
there'd be so.

Speaker 1 (01:55:37):
Many people at like the top end, people would still
be threatening it in all the lower end, like people
in uh fuck, I can't think of the words. Both houses.
Both houses they'd be I've been here for six months.
I want this job. No, we'll just get all of
us together get the votes to pass it through when
all the senior leadership can go fuck themselves. Yeah, that's

(01:55:59):
a great idea. That might be the best idea we've
ever had on this. The politics guy even better than
double Roof.

Speaker 4 (01:56:03):
They wouldn't even fucking vote for me for mayor.

Speaker 3 (01:56:05):
Can you believe that? Because they knew you were gonna
shake up. They knew they knew that I would speak
truth to the power. Bitches weren't ready trying to silence me.
It were scared not gonna work. Sorry, we got politically
at the end, I feel like that was not one side.

Speaker 1 (01:56:18):
I don't think that counts as political when it's literally
like universally backed.

Speaker 4 (01:56:22):
It's just the Hey, we hate politicians, so to fuck
both sides.

Speaker 1 (01:56:27):
Okay, everybody, all right?

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You want to wear it on the boat. You want
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the boat. And let's get into our random celebrity generator.
Who wants to go first? Who's picking? John, John Lovetz, Margot, Robbie, Who,
Margot Robbie.

Speaker 4 (01:57:44):
I'm gonna go Tom Hanks. You went Tom Hanks last week?

Speaker 3 (01:57:47):
Right? Yeah? I think Tom Hanks, Margot, Robbie, John love
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Dion Sander's, Roberto big Nini, Holly Hunter, Jamie Lee, Curtis,
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skunked again. All Right, guys, have a great rest of
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Speaker 3 (01:59:50):
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