Pass The Gravy #638: Brazilian Boat Lift

The guys talk about ghosts, football, and bring your own fish restaurants. They also do a spooky version of Robert Felines.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang Baby, powder top and lead spread.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
As we listen, it's a past the great Great We
goin fishing for your bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Baby.
Now we go ahead and let camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, bitch, Gravy, gravy, gravy girl. What is going on? Everybody?
Happy gravy Day. I am Alex Middleton, your host of
Past de Grady with my good friend Robert Barbosa aka

(00:42):
Bobby Jokes, aka the Hog, aka Captain Kangaroo. That's what
they call him. Now it's a new one they call him.
And it is episode six hundred and thirty eight, and
so we thought we would celebrate this fourteenth day of
Spooky Season by bringing on very very spooky and special guests. Ladies,

(01:04):
Jim and please put your hands together for pat d
on top of the morning. To you top of the morning,
my friend, even though it's four o'clock, as it's way
top of the morning. Though it's you know, they say
it's more than o'clock somewhere. I mean, so there's definitely
some people somewhere it is, ye. Well, and like other countries,

(01:25):
there's other countries where it's early in the morning, but
they don't count. That's true or matter feah Fair America. First,
I was I was watching Monday n FOOTBA last night
and I wrote this down to bring up to you guys.
But do you guys think we really need commercials that
are telling people to use crosswalks? No, Like those are

(01:46):
like brought to you by the Texas Motor Vehicle Association.
It's like that's tax dollars that you guys are spending
on a commercial. It's like, hey, cross the street at crosswalks,
and they're like, this is what crosswalks like. I don't
think we need make this commercial.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
No, I've said for years we need like a common
sense law to where you don't have to put everything
in your commercial, Like, oh, I didn't know not to
take the medication that I was allergic to because it
didn't say it in the thing you're allergic to it,
don't put it in your body.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
No, But that's usually like if it's a company paying
for it, I get it. But I feel like it's
like the state paying for you know, what we should do?
We could, we could we have like a an excess.
Is that what it is? We have a surplus of like,
you know, five hundred thousand dollars, What should we do? Well,
what if we give it back to the people. What
if what if we helped build better roads? Would we

(02:38):
improve the road? Nah Na, we got a lot of potholes.
We can face this. No. What we should do though,
is like let's get like Matthew McConaughey out here to
like tell us not to litter. Do you wanna like
what was that campaign that it's probably like two hundred
thousand dollars. Yeah, we could spend that on that. What
Matthew McConaughey, you do that?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
They need to go to the Cadbury's Rights has been running.
It's the same commercial since nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
So it's Corona Christmas, the Corona Christmas tree where it's
the palm tree. It lads up. It's like that rocks
every time.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
And for a long time we did that with a
Don't Mess with Texas campaign where it was just like
that one trash barrel that was painted like Texas. They're like,
don't mess with Texas. That was the whole commercial. Yeah,
just keep running that. That's all you need. Like remember
growing up when your parents taught you look both ways
before crossing the street.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do parents not teach that anymore? So? Now we need
crosswalk commercials. And that's the damn tiktoks what it is.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
My kid was hit because they just ran out in
the street and a car hit them. It's the car's fault.
Did you tell your kid not to do that? No,
I'd like to let them be free and learn their
own way through life. Yeah, now they're hit by a
fucking car.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Parent, you're trying to Yeah, I don't know it. Just
like sometimes the commercial comes on and it's like, I
don't think we needed that commercial, Like when Coca Cola
and like does advertisements now, like your coke, you're good.
I still like that though, because like, but you're good,
like your coke reeces, you don't need to buy advertising.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
You're reess. They're they're reces. They can afford it. Give
us some new fun commercials every once in a while.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Like not to sound like an old man, this this
is my tax dollars going and tail people not to
fucking walk across without using a crosswalk. God damn it,
Like I mean click it or ticket? Yeah, man, I
know you should probably wear a seatbelt.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
No, candy really needs commercials. But if they all decided that,
then just think maybe we would have never gotten berries
and cream an all time commercial. Fair Like, I still
want Clydesdale's every year at the Super Bowl. Are you
just gonna stop giving them? I guess different need to
spend the money.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, they don't. But it's different when it's like an
organization like the fucking Texas. If you're in Houston, they've
got the toll tag. Commercials are on all the fucking time.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Yeah, that's it, you know what, instead of spending money
on a stupid crosswall commercial, lower tolls for a.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Month, Yeah, we were done with tolls. They were like, well,
it's only gonna cost your money until we pay them off,
and then that just never stopped. They're like, wait, hold on,
we make a lot of time, make way too much.
We can buy commercials for every commercial break with them
saying hey, it's nice and the roads are better and
you can get place as fast as Yeah, I know
what a fucking toll way is, man, And then they

(05:08):
like it also prob like, this is a very Houston one,
but it's Hectra dot org. Go to Hecta dot org.
And I was like, all right, Robert, what would you
go to if they said hectra dot org? Uh, I
know what it is? You would spell? How would you
spell hectra if they just told me hetra, which is
what they said. If that's what they say that, I'm
going h E C t r A correct, Well it's

(05:31):
h C t r A Houston something Tall Road Road Authority. Yeah,
and it's like, don't you can't abbreviate something that doesn't
look the way it's abbreviated you when you say it
out loud, it actually adds a letter to your Yeah,
you're liketra. H G t R E. Doesn't take a

(05:51):
lot of time. Just say yeah, it's like a Serbian
last name. H C t r A plays for Slovakia
in the Winter Olympics on their hockey team.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Hey, uh, what's the score of the game right now?

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Can you go to SPEN? Dot com? Espen actually makes
sense if you said go to SPEN, I'd pick at ESPN. No,
if I would add an E.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Or an I would you if I had never heard
of that's true if we're going because you're doing phonetically
when someone's.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Dot com, Oh CNN, yeah, all right, Cannon but yeah,
it passes me off. Go to hectro dot org. I
don't if you if you're listening to the radio ad
of this, you have no idea what you're doing, unless
they already rerouted it to that, which would probably be
the smart move, or or with a smart movie. If
it's not out me saying to go to the website.

(06:42):
They don't get you used to be big. It's the
first Google after you google it. How much would it
cost to buy hextra dot org. I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Everyone trying to get to the toll and all of
a sudden they're listening to my dumb ass talk about
I don't know, just saying county.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
And we just re yeah, we just redirected to the YouTube.
Fucking great idea. Done. There you go done. I don't know.
Can you buy dot orgs like that?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
Also, maybe just get on hectro dot com because people
just automatically put dot com not thinking that's.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
What I'm doing. They Google domain switched to squarespace. All right,
well we'll do it after this, We'll do it after this.
They don't have what what what if you all? I
just waited five minutes for you guys to let me
get all my log and stuff and I got it.
We got it. Boys, do you want to buy dot edu?
People want to see the process? No, they don't, they
do not at all. What was the other thing I had?

(07:34):
I don't know why, but it's really funny. When my
TikTok was girls, it was mostly because of the Giants game,
but it'll be like, this is my my guys, don't
you're you're being dramatic. My boyfriend watching the Giants game.
And then it's him just losing his mind when camps
Gataboo does cool shit. And the first comment I saw
was just is she bothering you? King? And like that's

(07:57):
my Like, that's my favorite thing right now. They like
all of it is just like is she bothering you? King?
Is she bothering you King? He's not your piece, bro?
And yeah it's some, it's some, and I know that's
an old bit, but it's like it's funny. They're like, yo, King,
is she bothering you? You need help? King? Like I
want to just start doing that. I'm want to work
that in all the time. It's some lingo that I
found out about recently that is old, but I'm getting

(08:19):
into it. Hell yeah, men need to have each other's
backs more king Yeah, port your boys to put your boys,
and then we els you guys.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Got uh, I mean not really much. It's been a
weird week of just random shit. So I don't I
don't really this isn't really not cool because there's no
reason to be mad at it. But we're at the
point in the restaurant where we have so many bar
regulars that come in so often that now they constantly
just order off of the menu and a noise.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
They ever living shit out of me for no reason.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
But it's all like mental like instead of getting I
don't know, a side of fries a little bit, can
I just get some like sliced up cucumbers and balsamic
gogrette And we're like yeah, but like now every time
we don't have buttons for it, So now every time
I have to walk over the fucking computer and ring
it in.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
When you ring it up as like cucumber and finish
like salad dressing.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah, And then it like it became a whole fight
where the kids was like we don't want to fucking do.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
It, like why you have cucumber in the kitch?

Speaker 4 (09:14):
So now like the bartenders have to keep it behind
the bar to like cut their own and just the
guy instead of just get it aside of fry. Can I
get like cheese fries? Of course you can. It's super simple.
But now you're making me stand up and walk over
the God fucking it's the worst like little complaint to
have about anything, because we're still making money off of it.
There anything, it's nothing that's like out of the way

(09:35):
or difficult.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
For us to do. And they're there all the time,
spending their money all the time.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
But you're just like, you've been here fucking eight times
in the last two weeks. Can you order off the
menu one fucking.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Just one thing, just one thing that's on the menu
so I don't have to stand up while I'm eating lunch.
This is always during happy hour. There's a guy I
watch I watch soccer with that is very particular about
his coffee and he doesn't want to fuck with the
people at the bar because he's kind of that. He
used to do that a little bit and we were like, dude,
what are you doing, like chill out? So now he

(10:04):
just brings his own creamer. He usually brings his own
cup that he's on mug and all that stuff. But
it's like I kind of respect that. You're like, you
know what, like I'm not gonna bug you guys. I
get it. I like it my way. Fill it up
to about here and I'll take care of it. And
then like no one says anything. They're like you can't
bring that in here or anything that does like thanks,
we just we opened earlier so you guys could watch soccer.
Of course, well, just you'd use your cup. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (10:27):
We had a guy call I guess he called like
two days in a row, two even after the manager
told him no the first time, to ask if he
brought in his own fish if we would cook it
for him that he caught.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Yeah, And I was just like, no, this a beach cantina.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I was like it was one thing we used to
do it every once in all way back in the
day when like Jonathan himself was the one who was
on the line cooking.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
But I was like, if it's not that guy who's.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
A chef, like we've got like every all the guys
in our kitchen can cook really well.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
I'm not having you fly in a fish.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
God knows if you caught it off of like fucking
Alaska and you fly it in and then you don't
like the way that we cooked it, And.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Then how do you charge them for a fish that
they provide exactly? Like okay, so that fish is uh yeah,
you mean you're charging twenty eight dollars for the fish
that I brought in. Well, yeah, we stilled to do
shit with it.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Also, like maybe if you brought in filets, but like,
I know, you're gonna show up with a whole fucking
fish that then we have to process and scale. I
guess what we don't do that You're gonna be like, oh,
there's bones in this. You guys are gonna get the
bones out? Yeah, because we don't fucking clean fish.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
This is this is how we buy our fish without bones. Yeah. Look,
we have one fish on the menu that has skin
on it. The rest of it. It's fucking filleting there. No,
it is trout, rainbow trout. It's very thin fish. You
can't really take it off skin. I caught some rainbow
trout before. It's delicious Colorado butterfly that pitch up the
little brown butter on at the end. What's going on

(11:55):
with this mine? I think it's the way you're holding it.
You hold the bottom of wire. Oh, I was probably
fucking with the wire. Okay, don't, don't funk with the wire, don't.
I don't with the wire. He's not fucking with him.
Now I fucking broke the microphone, didn't I That better?
That's better. There we go. I won't touch the bottom anymore. Goes.
We'll see how goes. We've got a backup wire. And

(12:17):
in case early not cool, pat fox up the podcast. Yeah.
I don't think you did it intentionally though, dude, but
rainbow Trout had caught fly fishing the only time I've
ever gone fly fishing rocks.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I know.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
If they say fishing is boring, fly fishing cool as fuck,
especially because that's about as fresh as you can get.
The fish went to Colorado is when I worked on
the Hunting, Fishing and Golf show I used to do
before doing the morning show. And the host is like, Hey,
I'm gonna go to Carbondale and Passault, Colorado this weekend.
Do you think you can engineer and hang out while
we do that. I was like, absolutely, let's do that.

(12:49):
And it was right after I had graduated, so I
got like the company paid for it. I heeart paying
for anything, Robert am I right, But they paid for
us to fight to Denver and then drive to carbon Dale. Well,
and we got to hang out and uh like it
was like first Fridays or whatever they do in Colorado,
and they had like the town that we were in
had like all this this big like festival going on,

(13:11):
which was pretty cool. And that Saturday we got to go.
We got up early and went fishing and there was
like the guide and then the guides like assistant or whatever.
His name was Kale, and I was like, that's a
very Colorado hippie name. That's really cool and work. That's right.
I'm gonna go with him, Alex, you can go with
Kale was like tight and he was like you smoke.

(13:32):
It was the first thing he said when he closed
the door. I was like, yeah, we can. He was
all right. Then he pulled out some meth. No, he
just pulled a joint. We started to joint going up
there and I was high a ship and it was
right where like the frying Pan River and I can't
remember what the other name of the river was, but
they like crossed so like fish were coming from both angles.
So it was just like a gold mine. You'd throw

(13:52):
it right there and it was this guy's private land,
so like it wasn't like it was over fish or aything,
and you would just swing your fucking you you're real
and fucking they jump up and you net him, and
you net them, and you net him and you net
it was. It was so much fun and like being
stoned as ship. And that was right after they legalized
it in Colorado. So I was like, this is the
best day of my life. Yeah. Catch, I'm probably gonna

(14:15):
be a professional fisherman. Probably gonna be a professional fisherman
when I get done. I'm gonna figure this out. And
turns out you can't really fly fish a ton around here.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Yeah, I mean catching is fun. Fishing is when it
can be not so much fun. Yeah, sitting there.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Yeah, and when you go to the guide, it turns
out it's easier going with a guy that knows where
all the fish are. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Hey, we're gonna go to a spot where you don't
even have to try, and you're gonna catch all the
fish that you could possibly want.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
I have this little radar that shows where fish are
under us. Yep, they're under us. Can I just wait,
make that a lot quicker catch like ten at a time,
but it's sick, and then rainbow trout just look cool. Yeah.
I don't know that's my rainbow trout story because you
talked about a guy wanting rainbow trout or cooking rainbow troup.
But yeah, that is wild to just be like, hey,
can I bring this in? I got a duck? Yeah,

(15:00):
I think you can clean this duck. No, we know, man,
what do you think this is?

Speaker 4 (15:04):
We had another guy that called in today and was like, yeah,
I want to come by Thursday to pick up the
fish heads. Uh, Jonathan knows about it, and I'm like,
all right, we don't have any.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Fish with fisheads. So it's like, this is fucking weird.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I call the owner and he was like, yeah, so
we were supposed to do this deal where like he
gave me a bunch of smoked salmon and I'd give
him fish heads, and I assume he was just going
to order fish heads from our.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
Supplier or whatever he's like.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
But the salmon he gave me was the fucking worst
smoked salmon I've ever had in my life. So I
don't want to do it anymore. So now I got
to make an awkward call to this guy, and I
was like, you didn't have to do it.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah. I was like, do you want me to call him?
He's like, no, I'll take care.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
But I was like, oh, dude, you're you suck at
making delicious fish. Also, you can't give bad smoke salmon
to a Jewish guy. Oh really, that's like giving shitty
chicken palm to an Italian. You're just like, ah, dude,
you can't insult him like that.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
They know immediately, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Kind of been eating it for seventy years. He knows
what's good and what's not.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
That's crazy. You get a lot of weird requests in
the restaurant, bring your own fish, well, grill it. I
understand if you were like off of a marina, but
like you're not. You're Your restaurant's not off of a
marina at all. Stuff of a freeway. It's not near
a marina or water, not nowhere near nowhere near water,
not even close unless you count Bayou's. I do want

(16:29):
to start calling up though, and do you don't answer
the phone most of the time, do you a decent
amount of the time? Okay, Hey, I was just gonna
see I call it a penguin. If I bring this penguin,
you guys think you can, uh, you can get the
blubber out of it and cook it up for me
real good, some mass penguin cubes.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
If if it wasn't me that answer, if it was
one of the hosts, they would definitely put.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
You on hold and bring the bill over to ask you.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
This guy wants to know if we can cook his penguin,
I'd be like fucking hang up the goddamn phone.

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Okay, So Robert, we definitely won't do that going forward.
Just just tag team at.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I got this dolphin. It's not really legal, but like
I already have it. Can I bring it in and
you guys cook it for me?

Speaker 3 (17:08):
No, he's still he's still swimming, all right. I haven't.
I haven't done the deed yet. I haven't got him
got him down yet. But I can bring him in,
bring him live or now. I can bring this sun
bitch in live or dead. You tell me I've got
him in a tank. He's not.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
He's not dead yet, but I've got this this long
knife that I can finish him off with before I
bring him in.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Is that something you'd be interesting. Would you got jommy
do it there right in front of the rest route
is wheel them on out real the tank. Obviously don't
got wheels.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
My dog's getting real old. But like we're making some
deer meat. You think if I brought you the dog
you could process.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It for me?

Speaker 4 (17:41):
What I'm fucking putting you on a list? Yeah? I
don't serve this part.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
What tell me? Tell me your name?

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Pull on, let me write down your phone number. I'm
sending it to the fucking h cp A right now.
Is that the one hp hs HSPCF go.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I don't know. I know what you mean, though, Yeah,
don't kill dogs, guys, don't eat them. Don't do not
say this is an anti dog eating podcast.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Waning Long, China or wherever they have that evil dog
meat festival.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, it's fucked up. That's some fucked up ship, Robert.
Would you bring in for the prekime segment? So there's
work being done at our house. They're replaced replacing like
wood trim outside on the windows and we live on
the second floor and most of the time our blinds
are either like up or they're open, because those usually

(18:37):
are the two options. No, but like they're not closed,
you know, like clos Yeah, there's the closed and they're
not closed. There's three options. We always had them open
and I forgot to close them. They started yesterday and
I forgot to close them. So I'm making breakfast and
I see a guy like out of the window we're
in the second floor, like I said, just there just
like kind of working. I'm like, I feel really uncomfortable.

(18:58):
He's kind of just like he's not why watching me,
but he's there working on the stuff. And I'm like
I would feel really awkward just like walking up to
the window that he's at and just like closing the blinds.
Oh yeah, So like I just let them open. And
so he's just there working and fully being able to
see us inside. And they're also they're like covering the

(19:20):
window with like some uh like craft paper so that
it doesn't get damaged. They can pain it. Yeah, and
they've been doing that now. But like now it's so
dark in our house because they've they've covered up the windows.
Like it's so dark.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
I got an extra lamb, Man, you want to borrow it?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
That might be something that we have to do. You
could like car like just try and like make another
window of your own, like just make a hole in
the walm. But I thought it was too dark, so
we had to build another window. Like you could have
just waited, and it's so loud.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
You can set up an elaborate system of mirrors to
a window that isn't covered, you know, like when you
see Indiana Jones or something where they're in like ancient temple.
Oh yeah, one and all the light beams through every mirror.
That you do that throughout your house, that'd be really cool.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
That would be really cool. That would be really You
take a lot of mirrors, but you do it.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
It's lucky for those guys though that you live there,
not me, because around naked in the morning.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Like how early they start thirty thirty? Yeah, oh, it's
like nine. It's about as early as you can start.
But I guess a thirty just close enough.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Yeah, and it's Texas, you never know, went out of nowhere.
It's going to be ninety eight degrees.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
By nine o'clock. When my wife had our daughter, uh,
like I guess three weeks ago. We were in the
hospital and she was breastfeedinger and like the I saw
the little like rope the like window washer guys rope,
And I was like, oh, dude, like no, like you
could like pull the curtain down. I don't think. I

(20:51):
don't even know if you can see through those, because
you know, some of the buildings are like shining on
the outside. Anyways. I was like, if you could see it,
like I bet, David, I bet, like the window washers
at the hot but we'll see a bunch of shit.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
I have to assume that you can see it through them,
because I've seen so many videos of like window washers
interacting with little kids and like children's hospitals.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah, so you probably could. I mean they didn't in
this case, but it was just like okay, and like
her bed was to like was facing me, Like if
if you're not like Robert is looking at me right now,
if Robert was my wife, the window was behind Robert
or my wife anyways, so it's like or it could
just be like you with the window behind you. Yeah, yeah,

(21:32):
it doesn't matter. They weren't looking directly at her. They
would have seen me. But it was I was like,
I bet you see some ship. Yeah. Yeah, like Sam,
like she doesn't have her close like in the bathroom
with her, like she has them in the bedroom, so like, yeah,
she will walk naked from the bathroom to the bedroom,
and we have the The office is right by the bathroom,

(21:54):
so like that door is open and they were working
on that side. First. I'm like, did you close the
door when you got out? I was like no, for goot,
but like I don't think they had started yet. Okay,
now now he's getting jealous. Now getting jealous, dude. The guys, Yeah,
there's no there's no other there's no other explanation. Just
go fight him.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Or you wait until it looks like they're looking through
and then you walk through naked, Like huh.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Like that now what why they called me the hog helicopter?
Oh yeah? Or you just like open the window fast
and push the ladder and get out of my house.
I'm like, all, I'm sorry, I didn't know they were
doing work.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Funny Bobby comes in next week, He's like, I did
the helicopter and now they're suing me for sexual harassment.

Speaker 3 (22:35):
No, you were looking in his house, buddy, You were
looking in his house. That'd be funny. For like, I
just stood at the window kind of just watching them work.
You wear a stroke it a little bit just like
a little bit, not all the way, but like just
keep it like a little semi heart on.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
An open robe with nothing in it, and you're just
sitting there, rubbing your belly.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
At him, just taking your coffee. Yep, just don't drop
any coffee your name, don't drop coffee naked. It is
spooky Sisson, guys. And we hadn't done Robert Feelins in
a little bit, so I was a little I was
doing a little podcast prep and I thought, maybe I
come up with some Robert felines. Spooky Robert felines. Oh,

(23:16):
spooky Robert feeling So if you guys like to participate
in that, i'd be down. I've got one for you. Okay, Well,
before we do that, let's tell you guys about Robert feelings.
If you're new and you're like, what the fuck's Robert
feelin Long time ago, somebody asked us if Robert Feline
was the proper name for Bobcat. We said yes, and
then we tried to comp with a bunch of other
words that are just the proper names or code words

(23:39):
for different words. And that is what Robert Feelin's is.
And I will tell them to the fellas. I'll usually
give them a category and they will see how long
it takes them to get them correct, if they can
get them correct. So these are Robert felines, which you
got at well inflated family, Ladd family blow up? Now, Robert,

(24:10):
what you got by that balloon? Think family?

Speaker 4 (24:14):
If it was like a like a Southern term for family, y'all?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
I thought, Vin Diesel, I don't know. So pumpkin, pumpkin,
I like that. Like that, it's your ken. I like that.
That play is fast and furious. Okay, okay, good, that

(24:47):
was a good start. That was a good start, all right. Yeah,
So these are all spooky themed ones that played into
it perfectly. I will start. I have quite a few. Actually,
this one is an animal spooky. I think everything is spooky.
Hit stick. It's probably he whispered something there. Probably the
easiest one.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
This is the easiest one. Okay, say it again. I'm
out of practice.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
An animal, a spooky animal. Hit stick? Bat Yeah, bat
bat ah bat very nice? All right, This is like
a monster slash thing. Still spooky though, hopeless pepper, he said,
as an animal. No, like a monster slash thing. And

(25:34):
say it again, hopeless pepper. Uh some ghost, oh ghost
Pepper yeah, yeah, I was thinking seasoning ghost Uh, hopeless Pepper,
hopeless Pepper hasper No, we both got there. Are we

(26:02):
on the right track with ghosts? No? Okay, okay. I
was just like, we're probably locked on the wrong thing here.
I told you that hopeless Pepper hopeless said pre see
seasoning Mummy. No, I don't know grim Reaper. Oh that's

(26:23):
very good, that's very good. Okay, yeah, I thought that
might tell you out the ghost one. You'll fell right
into my trap. This is an easy one. This is
a monster British Mommy.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Mummy, yeah, mummy, all right, this is a thing, spooky thing.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Irish John Light, Irish John Light.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
It's not good that the first thing for Irish. I
thought it was Mick. He's probably not starting at off
of the slur, even though I don't count it.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
I'm Irish too. It's not a slur. It's my word.
You can't call it a slur. We're fucking Irish. You
can't get offended. Irish John, Irish John Light. And he
said it was a thing. It's a thing, something spooky.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
How is light spelled in your thing? Is it l
I t E or l i g h.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
T l A g h t Irish John Light.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
And see I'm fucking he said, John, And all I
think is toilet. Now I'm stuck on that in my head.
I know that's not it.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I got nothing. Jack O'Lantern, hm nice, Yeah, okay, Jack's
name probably want John Irish? Well I thought I thought
Irish John Light made more sense because he's Irish lantern

(27:57):
or John Irish Light. Yeah, that would have made sense. Also,
this is a monster. Francis in a mug, Frankenstein. Ye,
it's a monster, and you start with Francis hot dog,
Francis in a mug. This is a thing, a spooky thing,
crypt rock monster mash no, damn uh crypt rock crypt

(28:26):
he said, Candy, it's a thing. God, I can't.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I'm like trying to like listen to everything and I'm
not hearing anything.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Not a crypt walk. It's a crypt rock, crypt rock, tombstone, tombstone.
Very good, very good. Let's go with this one might
be a really difficult one. Homeless a lot, it's a thing.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Slash monster, homeless a lot things, slash monster, not really a.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
Monster, more of a thing.

Speaker 4 (29:12):
Well, I'm almost there now.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
You threw me off. You could say it's like a
spooky monster, but it's not really homeless a lot. So
I was thinking vampire when you said monster. Originally a
vampire does have one of these coffin No, no, what

(29:41):
casket the vampires have? Cape? You also have one of these?
So do I? So does Robert? So is everybody tea
homeless spooky penis? No? I don't know what is it? Skeleton?
A scale is another word for a homeless person. I
did not know that. And a ton a lot a

(30:05):
lot is also a ton skeleton.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
I got an easy one for you. I'm not even
give you a category because it just gives us sweet veggie.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
There you go, There you go, There you go. This
is an animal, spooky animal, stingfish mystery machine.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Sting fish mystery machine? Am I correct with the associating
mystery machine with Scooby doo in any way?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I mean he rides in a thinking van. Okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
That's also like I would just say, it's okay, the
mystery machine is a van. But I just wanted to
make sure I was thinking the right mystery machine.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Kind of fish would sting you a sting ray very
close that that sting it together sting rayvan take out
Sting van Raven. That was a weird one, but we

(31:13):
got there. We got there. I like that when I
read these to my wife beforehand to see how bad
she hates them, She's always like, these are not Robert Felin's,
Like they are they are. We only have so many
that are pure Robert Feeling and these all have to
be spooky themes. So it's not like it was just
super easy. This is a thing coke boobs.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
The thing coke boobs. Uh, Let's see.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I hated this one. It's probably not drug titty No
that popcorn coke sniff would so to come in can

(32:06):
bottle cup go back to can can can cans no
d can D's candy d is a boob size can.
I got two more. This is under the monster category,

(32:28):
but also like spooky thing Proceed Street and what was
the category again, like monster slash thing, monster slash thing,
Proceed Street. One word go rude? Is this ghost? Yes?

(32:50):
Ghost go? I don't know. I was running. I had
ghosts and I was just trying to find like what
else could I get to ghost with a lot of
times I just put the word down. I'm like, how
do we get there? Let's see and this is the
last one. This is a monster location devour where wolf, yep,
were wolf? Where location devour you wolf down some food

(33:14):
I've got.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
I'll have to work on this one for next week
because I've got one in my mind, but I can't
figure out the second part of it.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
Okay, maybe we come with yes, we can have round
two of spooky Robert felinx. I kind of like you.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Right now, all I have is monetary sentence break. It's
gonna be very hard to get. I'll work on it for.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Next week, right all right, But those are some spooky
Robert felines for you. All right. That was a good one.
That was a good one. I like that. I like
that a lot, and I'm sure that some of you
people are like that. Is not that those weren't real
Robert feelings, but they were spooks in your holiday spooky Roberts.
But don't give us the answer, Robert the answers, and

(33:54):
then Robert will present them to us at Robert Barbosa's
zero three on X. All right, let's move on to
the Comeback Kids seven, where we tell you what's back
in the news according to us, and it is brought
to you this week by the past the Gavy Merch store.
A lot of people checking out the past the gravy polos.
We had new polos in the store. Shout out alex Oh.

(34:16):
I saw he made an order. I think bro Bad
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(34:38):
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(34:59):
we got the PGG snapback hats, the dad hats, the
golf hats, the It's April fool somewhere shirts because it's
always April fool somewhere. Just tell people that and then
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(35:20):
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Comeback Kid of the Week, the comeback Kid of the Week. Bitch.
Our first comeback kid this week is firing football coaches,
because we had two firings this week. James Franklin at
Penn State. Well deserved, Robert. I know you don't really
watch a lot of college trouble, but the thing about

(36:29):
Penn State is they don't take any bullshit from their coaches.
You can't fuck around, can't do any suss shit and
still be the coach at Penn State. And James Franklin
lost three straight games, and they got they got them
out of there, went to college football, went to the
semi finals of the College Table playoff last year, right,
they lost a Notre Dame, didn't they Yeah, took them

(36:50):
right on, one game away from the dance last year,
fired Boston Northwestern. Unacceptable. They're done there. In Pennsylvania. They
do differently, all right. They don't turn the other way
and just let you keep doing stuff like losing or
other stuff. Maybe, but they they they're a no nonsense university.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, they do not allow losing, that's true. They do
not allow it as long as you're winning, they might
look the other way.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
They might, and they were not. They were not winning
in this case. And James Franklin's out of there, and
then definitely don't look up Jerry Sandusky and then Brian
Callahan also out as Titans head coach. They're not very good,
which I guess is why you're you're out. Is it
weird that college coaches are getting fired mid season now

(37:37):
because they feel like that wasn't a thing until maybe
last year. It's pretty recent. Mike Gundy's out, that was
last week.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
It's crazy now too, that like them getting fired mid
season is becoming a thing now that we're in the
age of massive buyouts. Yeah, So James Franklin's sixty eight
million dollars.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I think I think it might be fifty. I know
at least fifty, but it could be more than that.
So Robert they're paying him fifty million dollars to fuck off, like,
get away, don't be here, don't work, do not work,
fifty million dollars. Jimbo Fisher had like one hundred and
eight mil. It was a lot. I mean, fired football
coach is the best job in the planet, and you're
just like, oh, so I get all of that money, Yes, yes,

(38:20):
you do. Some guy that went here and doing any
money to the school is just like, yeah, you can
have fifty million dollars or sixty eight million dollars, whatever
it was, Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
The rich guys that used to go here hate you
so much they're willing to weigh, willing to part with
millions of their own dollars for you to not be
a part of this program anymore.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
If any rich person that likes podcast does not like
us for some reason would like us to go away,
if fifty million dollars for the three of us combined,
all right, deal, and we will never hear my voice again.
We will end past the gravy. It will never be
another episode of pass Aavie. I will delete all the episodes.
They'll be gone, gone, I'll truly disappear, like you'll never

(39:03):
see me another podcast. You're You're. It's fifty and just
a quick fifty mil. We can split it three ways.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
And it's not even like you're gonna have to worry
about seeing me go viral for being drunk in a
won't go out anywhere. I'm just gonna have a lot
of money in my house.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
And it just you're gonna be ordering a lot more
dumb shit. Yeah, like I'll buy a house maybe, Like, yeah,
buy a house, modesty. That's probably about it, honestly.

Speaker 4 (39:28):
Like I pay off my car, I might get a truck,
but I'll probably just keep driving my fucking Corolla.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Slap some new tires on there. I think I need that.
That's about it.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Just like, oh, I want this day on Amazon. I'm
buying this day on Amazon because I have millions of dollars.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
And guess what, I'm not gonna get a house for
a while because I still have ten months left on
my lease. Yeah, so I'm gonna stay in a one
bedroom apartment with a third of fifty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
I'm not doing math right now. Right. That's pretty sick,
pretty sick. If if it's like to not work, Hey,
I know that you were up all night grinding film
and then having to do these recruiting tours and then
having to host recruits and then you know, practices and
then looking at more game film and then prepping for
your next week's opponent. You're not going to do any

(40:13):
of that and here's fifty million dollars. Leave us alone.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
Now, this is the first time I have heard that
the clause was inserted that he does have to look
for a job. He can't just go okay, I'm retired now.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Yeah, he does have to look for a job in
coaching or broadcast.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
James Franklin, if you'd like to come to Sam Houston
State University, I, as the first nil sponsor ever of
a Sam Houston football player, would like to say that
I will, you know what, I'll throw up twenty bucks
as a buyout, twenty twenty dollars buyout for the future.
But I think we got we allot to building we

(40:48):
can do on the SO and sixteen.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I mean, yeah, Texas State could probably use a little
little coaching.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
Are you offering him Sam Newson? Though? Are you offered
him Sam Us? He has to go here?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
I mean, why is he going to go from a
major program to a piece of shit?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
So we can build? So he can build fair enough.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
And you know, maybe he's just maybe he's a Halloween
guy and he's like, I like your colors.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
We got good colors, good halloween, good spooky colors. This
is the time to get him. I think also coaches
are getting fired mid season collegeable now because the transfer
porters transfer portal is such a big deal. Yeah, you
gotta get you got to get a new coach because then,
like when is the playoffs. The playoffs are like December,
Like that's when the transfer portal opens. So then you
got to start getting guys. You gotta start getting all

(41:31):
that shit done, and you want to have your coach
in place so you don't have people transfer out. So
he would guess that's the reason. But that's gotta be
sick to be a fire coach. And then Brian Callahan,
you just there was like James Franklin was good at
Penn State for a while, Brian Callahan just never really
took off.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
No, he has was it three wins and his two
years there after they fired Mike Rabel, and Mike Rabel
already has four wins.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
With the Patriots. Yeah not great. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Maybe you should have held onto the guy that was
universally understood to be one of the best coaches in
the league and constantly got your team to outperform what
they had on the roster.

Speaker 3 (42:10):
Yeah. Not great, not great at all. So firing coaches
is back this week. Also back this week is alternate
halftime shows. Did you just see this? I heard a
lot of talk about this. So since Bad Boonie is
everybody doesn't like Bad Boonie and other people, we're gonna

(42:31):
make a petition have George Strait play our own halftime show.
And four thousand people have signed it. Oh yeah, a
petition will make George Straight do this, which is the
Internet equivalent of like six people really signing an actual
petition that you went door to door for. Again, we've
said it millions of times. Someone's gonna do it. Someone's

(42:51):
gonna have Oh they already have. This is a different
group that is already doing it. Yeah, Like that's cool.
I like Fox News was looking into it or something too.
Of course, and you should be able to watch whatever
you want to watch. But it's weird that you're so
focused on like I ain't gonna let that cramp fly.
It's the all American halftime show where we go again
American American territory. So like, just because you say you

(43:14):
can speak Spanish and be in America, it's also part
of we.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
Should go to Univision and be like, hey, do you
guys want to air a Darius Rucker halftime show?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Well, I don't know if you guys recall it was
before your times up, but Chris and I had our
alternate halftime show when we live streamed us watching the
Super Bowl and it was the twenty eight to three
comeback from the Patriots. We made ourselves on UFC two
and fought and just streamed us fighting at that So

(43:44):
we actually were the inventors of alternate half time shows.
I believe I did, but I had I owned the game,
so it was not fair. And UFC is a very
hard game to play, really really, you got to learn
like three moves and if somebody hasn't played the game,
you just kind of give a choke and it just
punched the shit out of you standing up. Only we
mostly spent our time making our characters. That was the

(44:04):
majority of the time. And I don't even remember who
played the half that was it Lady Gaga and I
think it was in Houston, so we had that on,
but we just weren't airing that part and you get
to watch us fight, and then we just watched the
Lady Go Go, so you got to watch us watch
the Lady Guy got But then also, the Puppy Bowl
has always been the alter and a half times show.
Now they yeah, move it to earlier in the day,
but they rerun it during the halftime show. It's thirty

(44:26):
minutes of your life.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Yea cool, they air it earlier and then just re
know the Puppy Bowl needs to happen at halftime.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
No, no, because it's like an hour long. It's a whole show. Now,
it's pretty great. They have a couple teams they put
out there. Believe me, dude, I'm into it. I'm into it.
Like but it's also perfect because it's like one o'clock
in the afternoon before the super Bowl. So like you're
just like, man, I want to watch something like Super
Bowls tonight. I'm excited. Like, what do we got all

(44:52):
puppy balls on? Fuck? Yeah, I got a little too
high too early in the day. Puppy Bowl, Puppy Bowl,
This Guy Bruisers touchdown like Pubbable Rocks. But it was
the original alternate halftime show. I'm cool with that alternate
time show. I'm also cool just like dude, Buffalo chicken dip.
Just get some Buffalo chicken dip. Eat that at halftime.

(45:13):
It's not that big a deal. Quitch about it. You
bitching about it at this point is way more pathetic
than them having bad Buddy as like one of the
top selling artists in the world right now. As the
halftime act not that big a deal. We don't need
to be standing our soapboxes for a halftime show. Right.
Let me just relack, let's just breathe. Let's just like

(45:34):
it's a lot of the people that are big on
telling athletes to just shut up and play sports. Shut
up and play ball. You need to shut the fuck
up and watch ball, all right, that's what I'm telling you.
Shut the fuck up, watch ball. Quit pitching. Okay, as
somebody the bitches about a lot of things, you can
bitch about ball, can't bitch about halftime shows. Where that's
our new rule.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
You know you do in protest half rabbit at halftime,
cook up a rabbit. So the only boonie I'm gonna produce.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
This is my booneye. This is this bunny was bad.
That's why I'm boiling him. Boiled a bad boiled, a
bad booneye. Don't die, Dala dala, that's pipple. What if
piple came out at halftime, I hope, so it.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Was like, oh, we know him, and then he just
sings in Spanish too, and like oh god damn it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
And then Shakira apparently Bad Bunny was in one of
the Shakira jalo one so he's already been on a
half tim show. Somebody pointed out the other day. I
was like, okay, cool, I'm I just haven't cared about it.
I'm such a bad Bunny fan now, like I'm the
biggest bad Bunny fan, the biggest bad Boonie.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Every girl that I work with would beg to different.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
On this podcast. I'm the biggest bad Bonie fan. I'd
say that's true. Robert, where's your bad Boonie fandom? It's
never been higher? I'm I mean, I'm a twelve at
ten right now on a scale of one to ten.
Where your fandom it's never been higher than those numbers. Okay,
so it's it's at like a one, Robert me tied

(47:06):
for big bad, biggest bad Booney fans. You know what
that add that to a Gravy Award Biggest Bad Boony
Fan of the Year, and me and Robert might have
to share it, which would be pretty sick. We all
have to bring a saw and I saw the gravy
Award and a half or a bunny? Is it just
a stuff bunny that'd be sick, a pet bunny? And

(47:30):
then we have to we have to can you cook
it there?

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Many of you guys out there have a pet bunny
and your child has been bad and you need to
teach them a lesson.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Oh no, we just have to share custeo rabbit. God
damn it. Why did we do this? It's let it
kill half along now, pal, you're free, get out of here,
get out here, and don't come back.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Hawk swoops down and immediately eats it. Circle life, What
are you gonna do?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
That was a bad booney bad it getting away? But yeah,
alternate halftime shows are back, and that was pretty pretty short.
We could comeback kids, pretty short. We could comeback kids.
All right, let's move on to the Not Cool seven,
where we're gonna bitch about stuff. Tell you it's not
cool with us this week, and if you'd like to participate,
all you do is hit us up on X we're
at past the gravy pod. Use the hashtag PTG not

(48:19):
cool so we can find it and we'll read some
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Speaker 3 (49:18):
All Right. Our only listener viewer submitted not cool this
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PTG not cool is when you're just chilling in the
stall taking a break from work and someone comes in
there to blow it up, so not cool because it's
like a not cool on you because it's like you

(49:39):
were in the bathroom where that stuff happens. But like yeah, ideally,
like I just like to be quiet, and yeah, I
don'tant anybody do anything. It's like this is where they
do that stuff. Though, you gotta find it.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
So you need to learn your work better and find
out where the dead spots are.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
In the cameras. Like go into a concert and be like,
it's too loud this one, this is too loud in
here shit.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Or like going to the gym and walking into the
locker room and be like, fuck, there's snaked guys in here. Yeah,
that is where they got. Activity happens there they go.

Speaker 3 (50:11):
But yeah, no, I get absolutely, you're just trying to
waste time at work. Yeah, I would rather look at
reels or tiktoks without somebody blasting ass right next to me.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
It reminds me something that happens to me at work
all the time. Our employee bathroom. It's like out on
the back of the restaurant and it's just like a
door and then like the toilet and sink are right
there inside and the door just automatically locks when you
close it. So like the managers all have keys for it,
and I'll be in there, and there's one kitchen guy
that like and the door sometimes it just like if

(50:45):
you like swing it to wide open and let it close,
it'll just automatically close, and like we try and leave
it slightly ajar, but like, and he's the only one
that instead of knocking to see if somebody's in there,
he'll walk up and just put the key in and
start and I have to like fucking grab the door
and close it.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Wa Yeah, that's a wild move.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
This has happened at least once a week six months.
But I'm like, one fucking knock, dude. All you have
to do is not but what Yeah, why would that
be your go to?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
I mean I understand your go to being just try
and open it, but yeah, not just keying in with it.
That's weird. Yeah, that is weird.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, it's like once a week this happens, and I'm
just come on, man, I'm like, dude, I've told him
like seventy times, I like, just knock this, ain't it.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
All you have to do is knock.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
But I will say this, there have been times where
I have knocked and nobody's answered, and I went to
unlock it, and then like there was someone in there,
and they like they pull it closed.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I'm like, I fucking knocked. I kind of hate you guys.
Understand knock that though, Like the the cleaning Ladeels Sunti
has been like housekeeping, and I'm like, I don't want
to be like I'm ship shitting in here. I don't know,
I don't know, hey ah occupied, yeah, or acupado. But
then you got to shout at some times because it's

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like if you're in the backstall, it's like I don't know,
if you open it, you'll see that there's a little
red thing. We got full like Florida ceiling stalls here.
I mean you can also out yo hey aha ha
ha a cough. It was just like with your mouth
just go yeah. Then like they have to wait outside
for you, and then you're like, yeah, I just blow

(52:21):
it upright, Hey, I know you've been waiting.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
You might want to wait about five more minutes.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
I didn't. That's the worst part of it. But yeah,
that sucks. Yeah shaky, And I'm sorry that happened to you.
I understand you're uh, you're paying buddy, but uh.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
You know, if you hang out in the bathroom sometimes
you're gonna smell some poo.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, speaking of poo, you got your You're not cool. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:41):
So I talked last week about how I thought I
shouded at Kroger and I didn't. So then after we
did the podcast. By the way, I'm very happy that
both of you guys feel fun because I think I
was sick sick on Wednesday and just didn't realize it
because I never get sick. It was like it was
like a twenty four hour buck and I didn't realize
it till I was like in bed and.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
I kept waking up absolutely drenched and sweat. Robert actually
text me Thursday, It's like I'm dying. I think I'm dying,
but I like, I woke up multiple times just sweating, sweating, sweating, sweating,
sweating so much that I was like, Okay, well, first
thing when I wake up in the morning, I need
to like wash my sheets. It's like I sweat that
fucking much. And I kind of wake up.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
I'm just laying there in bed and kind of shaking
off the cobwebs and decided to trust the fart ooh,
don't do that. And immediately I was like, oh no,
and I like rolled out of bed and yeah, I
pooped in.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
My bed a little bit. Pooped. It happens.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
That was my one for the year. I haven't done
it in years. Man, And you sleep naked, right, I
do sleep. So I just sheets.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
I washed them. The white sheets. No, they're not like
I have white sheets. They're like a They're like an
olive green perf.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
I just had to like jump up and like clench
my butt cheeks and like rip my sheets off the
bed and everything, and then like poop and jump in
the shower.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
And then I was like, well, this just sucks.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Yeah, it sucks. Poop the bed's not cool. But I mean,
on the plus side of it, it forced me to
wash my sheets, which was probably overdue anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Yeah, how long had been they don't need to Okay,
yeah months, it had been. I'm not a it had
been a minute. You know.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
If if I walk in and they don't smell, yeah,
that's fair. That happened for breezing them regularly, now, yeahs
always breathing get you good?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
So yeah, solid to start us off. My other I
had I had a couple of Cobos is closing. Cobo's
is closing, and I fucking hate that. We finally got
the closing date and then I think of this weekend
was the closing date. Wait, so we miss it. It
was kind of like I found out like Saturday night. Ah,
I didn't get one less. We love you, buddy, we

(55:02):
love you. You're part of PTG forever, and fucking sucks.
That was the best food in town, man. It was
my favorite spot, my favorite spot in town. But fucking
highway expansion, freeway expansion. Well they just like he was
posting videos of like this used to be what it was,
and it was like when the Ashers were in the playoffs,

(55:22):
it was packed as ship and then like when everything
had to start closing because of the freeway expansion and
all of that, it just kills the clientele and it sucks. Man.
This just he was a good dude, a good dude,
started from scratch starting it still is a good dude.
It's a great dude. Love that guy, Love you Rowel
and uh he he fucking started out in his backyard selling,

(55:45):
selling Cobo's and fucking ended up opening a brick and mortar.
He's that's the American dream. You know, he did it
all and it sucks to see that go in. I'm
just gonna miss those Beria tacos. It's fucking the Beera tacos.
Excuse me, but I like some more than I can
pronounce them. Okay, but yeah, everything there was always awesome,
and it's uh, we lost the Houston staple. We lost

(56:07):
a real one.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Also, I think for white people, I think burria is
the correct pronunciation. I feel like it's the way worse
when we try and pronounce word like no, whitey quit
trying to roll.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
Yeah, that's uh. So that was my first not cool
and my other not cool is I told you might
not cool. A couple of weeks ago is that my
car got keyed, which sucked, And so this weekend I
was like, you know what I'm gonna I'm a car
you guys num a car guy, obviously, so I was like,
as a car guy, I should probably try and work
on my car. And I'm not going to take it

(56:44):
to a body shop. I know more than them, obviously,
of course. And also it costs like a zillion dollars
to fucking do that ship. So I was like, well,
how how can I fix it? I can probably buy
a buffer. So I bought cool electric buffer, pretty awesome,
fun to hold, and I got some some of the
the thing that whatever. The solution was to clean it

(57:06):
and clean my car, took the car to the car
wash of my wife's car cleaned. I was like, it's
gonna be in a nice little, nice little productive saturday.
Didn't do it, didn't get didn't remove it. Like maybe
it got a little bit better, but fuck, and then
I'm now addicted, like wind to buffer the whole car,
and I don't think you should, but like it just didn't.

(57:28):
I was I was really working it, man, I thought
I was gonna get some of that, yeah, but they
fucking some random fucking person just keyed the shit out
of it all the way down to where like I
can't get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Try buffering it with. I feel like I've heard toothpaste
on or was that the headlights? It was the headlightsthaste.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I'm going to google it first before I do the tooth.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
I'm sure there's like nine different online remedies that you
can find of like household items that you can use
before you actually like realize none of them are going
to work, but you can keep trying.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
But that's what every week and let us know, reminded
me of like if you look up you see like
a cool recipe, you're like, oh, dude, I'm gonna do this,
and then it sucks and you go and buy all
the stuff out and that you buy all your shit
you need it for it. You're I'm gonna marinate this
and let's sit overnight and then you like do the
steak the new way and it sucks. Like I felt
like that was like I bought a buffer for fifty

(58:18):
sixty dollars and now it's just it's sitting in my
room doing nothing. I will never use it again. But
if you guys need a buffer, I got one. I'm
a buffer guy, a buff bag. Well tell me that
that's a deep cut if anybody gets that reference. But yeah,

(58:39):
trying to like like having a whole agenda for the desert,
I'm gonna knock this out. The only thing was that
when I had to go to AutoZone for some shit,
I found a cool Cuban sandwich taco truck that I
don't speak Spanish, so I just had to like point
at stuff, and I was like, fucking bad, Boonie bad, Boonie.
Hell yeah, I dude, I know he's in that Cuban

(59:00):
but I was like, Cuban sandwich. Fuck yeah, I fuck
with Cuban sandwich is hard. So that was the only
positive it But like setting aside a whole day and then
it didn't accomplish really anything. I got a clean car,
I guess, But.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Shit, man, that's the kind of stuff for me when
like I actually choose a day to be productive and
then shit doesn't work out. I'm like, good, I'm just
not gonna try and do anything for six months now
because even when I try, it doesn't work out.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
And you're like, no, that's the brong attitude to have. Yeah,
but you know that's me. But I did feel like
a man. I had like the iPad with Missouri Alabama
on like the front of the car, and as I'm buffing,
I'm like, yeah, you know it's working that car being
man's what to do. And I dipped my hand in
a oil that I bought just so it looked like
I had been doing more stuff than I really had.

(59:43):
And then like my neighbor was like, what's going on.
You know, she's about to check under the hood. Got
a hammy in it and they're like, no, it doesn't
might good after market, baby.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
I did just remember I do have another not cool
go ahead, So it's just kind of a offshoot of
the other one. When all that was going down and
I was kind of sick, I just had the shits
for like three days, and it got to the point
where my butthole is basically sandpaper after a couple of days,
so I finally broke down and boughtom a day oh
on Amazon Class and I got it. And then like

(01:00:17):
the little instructions coming in is like, all you need
is a screwdriver and a wrench.

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
I don't have a wrench, luddy, you should just come over.
I should. So it's been that you can borrow a
cup of sugar from me, just walk across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I like got the seat off and I got it
all on there. But also my bathroom is really small,
so I have to like I'll basically have to hug
the toilet and reach around it to get and turn
off the water, and then I need the wrench. But
like also the water thing, yeah, and where the wrench
is connected both have been like painted over, so they're

(01:00:51):
gonna be extra hard to get off.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
So I've just had.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
A day on my toilet that doesn't work for like
six days.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Now that looks cool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah, I'm excited to try it, I told you. And
now my friends are starting to get mad at me too,
because when I told them the day I ordered it,
and I was like, I'm gonna send you guys a
live reaction, like I'll take a video of myself using
it for the first time, and they keep asking where's
the video, and I'm like, guys, I'm a piece of
shit that just refuses to go buy a wrench for
some reason. So yeah, I might hit you up later

(01:01:20):
today and be like, hey, let me come and get
that wrench, and then I can see you the videos
a couple wrenches. I mean, I'll post it.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
It's not like there's gonna be anything graphic, but I
think everyone would like to go live my face the
moment that water shoots into my buttthole for the first time.
Just go live and like do your picks for your
gambling picture the night and then be like, so.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
Right, now I've got the New England Patriots plus six
and a half.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Whoa hey, all right? So yeah, and that's this part too,
is me trying out my mid day. Let's say, ooh,
oh it's nice. Yeah, you know what I give it?
I give it four ladles a gravy. I'm excited. Though.
That could be better than Robert's chair reviews, which you
never did. Yeah, I'm gonna save so much more to
the chair reviews, Robert, Come on, it's not that hard.

(01:02:01):
There's lots of chairs, so many chairs you could just
knock out. You could sit in ten chairs one day
and just give us a roof reach and just slowly
roll them out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Robert Downtown, just like walking in a different loss.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
This bench, I give it two legs. This is the
whole review. It just sits down six point five out
of ten. And then then and remember it's only four legs.
You can give it three point two legs. Yeah, yeah,
this is a three point two leg chair. No, it
looks like it's got off or no, it's the fucking
rating system. You fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:02:36):
You find a chair with only three legs on it,
but it gets four legs.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
Oh, because it's like it's worth out. Yeah, like a barstool,
it's one leg.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
I don't think Bobby would rate the barstool very high though,
No back, I feel like I feel like Robby Bobby
over there needs the lumbar support.

Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
Hear me out. What if it's a barstool with the back,
but it's one of those backs that looks like it's
like they do it at the beach. Sometimes it looks
like a butt those like he's like a bikini. It's
like it's but would you you think that would do
well on your reviews? You had some blumbar support. Yeah,
but it's only got one leg. You can give that

(01:03:14):
potentially four legs even if it's only got one. It's
never been done, but well none of them have, none
of the reviews have been done. Really, Yeah, this is copyright.
I just had a rebel trademark. Just everybody give us
PTG PTG chair reviews. Just send us chairs you're sitting
in and give us zero to four legs on your

(01:03:36):
chairs and we'll retweet them.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
We should be our job this week. We should start
a company called College Chairs. And it's just chairs. But
the back of the chair is just college posters printed
onto it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
So there's like the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:48):
Jim Belus trademark. Yeah, yeah, this trademark. Eyes, you're orders.
You can't steal this College chairs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:55):
Dude, that's not a bad idea, not a bit, just
like I have a good one every once in a while.
It's like you just decorated like a locker, Like it's
a chair. Why are you doing it? Don't worry about it,
don'torry about it's my chair, Sergeant Pepper. Yeah, that'd be cool.
I would definitely get the Pink Floyd one since City
with Jessica Alba, the Prison Pink Floyd or the Butts

(01:04:15):
but gotta go. But I was in like high school.
I had that around. Was sick. I didn't because I
like everyone's got that's basic pulp fiction. They got the guns.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Boon Dox says that was mine that too, And I
think I had a Bazinga Sheldon, which I didn't even
watch the show. I don't know why I bought that poster.
I think I had an extra like seven dollars on
me when I was at the quad poster buying meet
up whatever they call in every college campus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was just ordered mine.

Speaker 4 (01:04:48):
See this is back in my I don't do online buying.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
That's true, that's true, all right, Bobby. Apple TV Plus
is being rebranded as Apple TV, which is what we
already all just call it, yeah, which is what we
already call it, but it's also confusing because there's there.
So Apple TV Plus was available on the app Apple TV,

(01:05:11):
which is also available on the bus Apple TV. That's
what I have. I have the Apple TV, but I'm like,
on the Apple TV, can you just put put on
blue for the kid? That's what I'll tell my wife.
It's like on the Apple TV or like on the
app Apple TV on the Apple TV. No, I was
talking about Apple TV Plus. Obviously I hate it, Like

(01:05:31):
who is who was it Disney that did plus first?
Who did Plus? Because that pisses me off. They started
Disney Plus first Disney Plus and then it was like
everything wait or wait, they're paid tier, we can just
update no, because it was CBS All Access for a while,
and then they were like, shit, pair themount Plus and

(01:05:53):
we can be under the umbrella. And it just pisses
me off that they were like we were Cable, We're
at Cable. We're all the way back at Cable. You
can bundle Earspeed and Disney and Hulu just do it all.
And I saw Hulu's gonna merge to just Disney Plus,
but like you can get Hulu through that but you
won't have the Hulu app anymore. Yeah, and it's like, no,
Hulu is my thing. I liked Hulu before, Okay, I

(01:06:14):
like Green. I watched the series finale of the Office
on Hulu. That used to be like, oh, do we
missed we missed thirty Rock, Let's watch it in the
dorms on Hulu, and people like, what's Hulu? It just
replays old shows? It just finished. It was like the
last six episodes you could watch. And then they were like,
we're gonna do our own stuff like no, don't, don't
do that. Stop doing that. Netflix used to have all

(01:06:36):
the shit, and then they were like, we can actually
make money on ours, and I get why they did that,
But then what if we just said the Disney app. No,
it's gonna be Disney Plus. Okay, but they're already paying
for the Disney ap. Yeah, that's why we charged it.
We say it's Disney Plus. We can charge them this
tier and then you gi have Disney Plus. But do
you want ads with Disney Plus or do you want
no ads with Disney Plus? Because if you want some ads,
that's gonna be this tier. If you want all the ads,

(01:06:58):
then that's the lower tier. But then we can also
have no ads, which is this, and then it's just
fifty dollars a month. And then also we can if
we just looped in ESPN, but don't forget ESPN Plus,
and then you have ESPN Plus. Now you have ESPN
Plus Gold, which is really where you can have the
UFC fights too, and you can watch the UFC fights
and you watch hockey. But that's on the ESPN Plus
Gold Platinum package that you can also get, but that
comes with the Disney Plus Gold which also folds in Hulu,

(01:07:21):
which is on the Hulu Plus. My brain just went crossy.
What I don't like about the Disney Plus a ESPN
Plus bundle, it's that it's not ESPN. Like if there
was a game on ESPN, I can't watch it on
ESPN Plus. You have to have cable to have cable
log it through your cable. That pisses me off too,
And I have the cable provider that I fucking pay

(01:07:41):
out the ass for. But I'm like, I'm just trying
to watch it on an app. I want to watch
the four Box. Why do I gotta do this to
make me log in every time? It's like we're sending
you a code and you wait forty five minutes for
the fucking code.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Mil time times where it's like you don't have access
to this because it's on the actual ESPN. So then
like I'll back out and just then click on it
again and it'll work or all that. It won't do that,
and then I'll just have to pull up my Exfinity.
I'm like, it's you're linked. It's linked to my Exfinity,
liting that I fucking have that little circle check. It's

(01:08:12):
like you're logged in, You're ready to go there to
log in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Why is it doing this? It's infuriating. It's no, yeah,
you got me all riled up. Yah, I'm just remembering
another Apple TV thing. So I have I had a
subscription that I'm gonna cancel now because I've watched what
I was gonna watch. And when I try to cancel first,
it makes me log in, Okay, log in, go to
my account, go to cancel. It's like it pops up
what I'm saying about, okay, cancel button, and then it

(01:08:37):
wants me to log in again. I'm like, already logged in,
but sure, I'll do it again. I'll log in, put
a pass word log in, and then it takes me
back to the cancel screen. I click cancel, takes me
back to the log in. It's a look and stop. Yeah,
I can't cancel, just sitting there going you won't call
that dazz in da z n. I was watching the

(01:08:59):
Club World Cup ass and that was a month long.
I was like, I'll just do it. One month fucking subscription,
cancel it. And when I tried to cancel it, it
was doing that exact same shit, and I was like, no, no,
we're not doing this. What do we do? And I
had to go to the customer service. It took an
hour talking to the AI chat fuckface. I was like,
I just want to cancel it, end this subscription because

(01:09:19):
it's going to auto bill me next month and I
don't want that. Are you sure you don't want to
try these? I was like no, I don't want any
of the packages. I want no packages plus ruined everything.
We should just fucking stay at cable and put another
tier on. Like if you want to pay this much
more with cable, you can also get these streaming things
and then that's offline access. That should be it. I

(01:09:40):
don't understand that now the bundles are just cable. You're
selling us cable, but we also still have to have
cable if you want cable. It makes no sense if
you have Like, if you have Peacock, you should be
able to watch whatever's on NBC. You should be able
to watch that with a Peacock subscription because it's do NBC.
If you have ESPN, you should be able to watch
ESPN Ive, the ESPN p app. You're paying a subscription.

(01:10:01):
I should be able to watch whatever was on there.
You shouldn't be able to fuck me and then be
like no, no, no, no, no, you have to have cable too,
because then what's the point of me having ESPN Plus
if I can watch this shit? Well, you can watch this,
but you can't watch that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
And they'll say it's cool because we still have exclusive
rights for it with all the cable providers. Okay, well,
then just make your fucking contract at a price level
where they're like, yes, we're repaired, but also they'll be
able to watch it online if they don't want to
log into the fucking like, oh no, why would we
do that when we can just charge them five billion
dollars more for the partnership and then fuck you guys

(01:10:33):
over by making the.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
ESPN Plus advertises it's like you can watch over one
billion sports things blah blah blah or whatever, like you
watch over this many games a year for just how
like five ninety nine, which it's not. It's way more
than that. Now you're like, no, no, No Plus a
cable subscription that I also have to have to watch
half of these Monday night football not just because not

(01:10:55):
just on ESPN Plus. No, I had to fucking have
ESPN thing that I've log in. No, so it's really
like two hundred and seven dollars a month, but you're
just saying it's seven dollars a month because you're a
fucking liar. Yeah, Apple Plus doing that that pisses me
off because it does confuse you be like is that
Apple TV or is that Apple TV? But I guess

(01:11:17):
I've always just had Apple TV's because I just yeah, no,
I get what you mean. Now it's like, is that
what's that? What shows that on? Or what what is
that on? It's on Apple TV. I never was like
at the Apple TV Plus, Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
I I keep paying for Apple TV just for every
couple of months when I want to rewatch headless, so
I have a recurring bill every time that said it
pops up Apple, and I'm just like, I don't know
why I haven't canceled this.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
You won't be able to. You won't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
Yeah, that's why I don't even time like I am
the dream. The only one I've ever canceled was Paramount.

Speaker 3 (01:11:50):
I still got Paramount, And I actually did I cancel that?
I don't even know. Probably not, I don't know, because
you would remembered canceling it. I bet this was that
was good, not cooltharctic therapeutic. I feel good. Yeah, yeah,
all right, moving on, Let's get to the answer segment,
where you send us your questions. If you got a

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of me this past week.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Patt, I only lost one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
You did only one? Did only lose one? And I
lost too. So right now Pat is back above five hundred.
He is No, you're right at five hundred. He's nine
to nine on the season. I am eight and ten,
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Answers segment.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Do just answer the question.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Answer the question, answer answer, don't thanks the subject, just
answer the question, kept talking, answer answers, answer any questions,
all right. This question is from Aaron R. And Aaron says,

(01:14:29):
are sad tears sadder than happy tears? Are happy? Which
tears are caused by the most emotion?

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I think it changes between men and women. Like for men,
I think sad tears have more emotion because it takes
more to get us too sad to the point of crying,
where women will just be like, I'm fucking crying again.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
I don't go that way. I don't feel that either.
I feel I'm just a sexist. Maybe I feel like
I have cried way fewer times because of happiness as
opposed to like sadness. Making you cry, like a death
is very emotional. You go through a lot of things

(01:15:12):
like that like that, like losing my dog. I was,
I was, I was. I was beat up about it. Man,
it was I was. I was. I was a broken man,
you know. I like the last time I okay, that's
Thursday night was when I happy cried a little bit,
but it was more of just getting a tear in
your eye, like like my second daughter being born.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
I think that counts eyes tearing up. Yeah, I think
that counts.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
They beat the Super Bowl champs with rookies. That was sick.

Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
I mean, I laughed so hard. I tear up all
the time though. That's my thing, laughing to tearing, and
I think is different. That's happy tears. I feel like
that's different, like my daughter. Okay, if that doesn't count,
then I don't know if I've ever been so happy
that I've cried.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
In my life. And the Packers won the Super Bowl, No,
I was just jacked up. I didn't cry. I cried
both times. The Giants one like not like I'm so happy,
but like you got tears coming out of you. Iaa
we did it. They did it. They fucking did it.
Like just how happy you are.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
I can pretty confidently say that I've never happy crided
my life. Then I guess I've just never been happy.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Maybe maybe, but I would like so my wedding, well,
my wife was walking down the aisle, I had happy tears.
My second daughter being born, I had happy tears. The
other one. I was still kind of in shock. For
the first one. I was like, all right, I'm parent now.
So I didn't have tiny processes at all. I was
just happy to see my second daughter. So I remember
tearing after that, and then the the Giants two Super Bowls,

(01:16:31):
and then Thursday night when they beat the Eagles with
Jackson Dartan Campskataway, I didn't cry, had tears, had liked,
had like watery eyes. I was like, fuck, you gotta
do it, man, They're gonna fucking do it. These two rookies.
Look at him, look at him, look at him. Campskataboo
got the taunting call against read blanket Ship and then
ran read blanket Ship over two out of three plays

(01:16:52):
and then ran into him on his way into the
end zone. I was like, like every where where they
didn't fall apart. They kept and I was like, oh, fuck,
they're gonna just skull fuck them tonight. Let's go boys again.
That that was besides the point. But I've happy cried
more recently. But I feel like sad crying is like

(01:17:13):
more emotional. Like you. You have very high emotions for both, obviously,
but I feel like being sad makes you cry more,
which makes it more emotional like happiness. I've been happy
more times than I've had tears. Being sad and crying,
I feel like goes with that. I think the opposite.
I think happy is more emotional. It's harder to get

(01:17:33):
the tears. It's hard, Yeah, it's harder to get there,
and so it has yet to be like really happy
in order to like to get happy tears.

Speaker 4 (01:17:41):
I mean, by your definition of happy tears, I guess
I have to agree. I thought laughing so hard that
you cried counted as happy tears, but apparently not.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
That's like laughing so hard that you cry and not
that's literally what I just said. No, I know, but
that's that's not like happy tears.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
I mean, if I'm laughing, I've never laughed that hard
because I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Like if you were tickling. I tickled you and you
were laughing at and then you started crying. You're not
You're not, you know, crying because you're happy.

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Probably I'd be very happy if you tickle men a
big Bobby's touching me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
I'm in heaven right now. It's laughed here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I will say the most what tears are caused by
the most emotion though, probably manic tears. When you're having
that's happy and sad. That's everything at wants. That's the
most emotion here. You feel crazy tears.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Yeah, I feel like there's more emotion in sad tears,
but you're happy during happy tears, so it feels like
there's more emotion. But I think realistically there is more
emotion and sad tears, even though more people will sad
cry than happy cry.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
I think the only time I cry now, which is
actually more than I ever have in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
I'm just getting guess to that age.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Is just scrowing Instagram and it'll just be like soldiers
coming home videos.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
And shit like that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
It's like like I catch myself like once or twice
a week now, I'm like watching Instagram. I'm like all right,
I'm all right, all right, fucking go back to whatever
I was watching on TV. Stop scrolling your phone. You're
tearing up again.

Speaker 3 (01:19:04):
They did a thing before Thursday Night Football was this
like little fan kid that had cancer.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
I never watched any of those. That's when I scrolled
my phone. I'm like, I don't want to when my team.

Speaker 3 (01:19:12):
But then I saw it and I was like, all right,
it's giants. I watch that. It's my team. I will
pay attention. And then I was like, and he's getting
to go to the game tonight. You beat it. You
did it, you did it. And then like the guy
that was introducing the story with God Bless you, and
I's like, yeah, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
Nothing worse of why to do those stories? And then
they're like and then four weeks after the game, little
Johnny died.

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
You're like, whoa. You made it seem like we were
getting to a happy place unless the team won a
championship for him. And you're like, Okay, that's cool, cool story,
but it's still sad the kid had to miss the championship.
I think sad tears are more emotion than happy tears,
but happy tears feel like more emotion. Fair enough, Okay,
that was a great question. Yeah, great question. Aaron Dude's

(01:19:54):
talking about crying. Hey, yeah, men, Yeah, Robert was the
last time he cried The day the Ash shows were
eliminated from the playoffs, Yeah, I was. I was devastated.
I don't know the day Tucker was traded. Probably, I
don't know. I'm not much of a crier. And it's
not like I'm like trying to be like macho about it.

(01:20:15):
I know, yeah, I don't mean like but like just
having a little I'm sad. Fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
I didn't really start crying while I was like in
my thirties. My dad's a bit of a crier too,
so I think my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
Finally, Yeah, I'm actually a lot like my dad.

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
I expressed myself mainly through anger, but then there are
times when just emotion catches me and I'm a little
bit of a crier. Yeah yeah, but still like ninety
eight percent anger.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
Great question. I remembering. I didn't cry, but I did
get watery. And this is this is so dumb, Like
I was. I woke up, I was sleeping, and I
use the restroom and just for some reason, I started
thinking about what my life would be like without Sam,
Like if Sam died. Oh yeah, did you watch like
a movie or something or something like that. Completely random.

(01:21:06):
I started thinking about, like I'm do other things, like
all these clothes and plants are gonna be around me
and be reminding me of her, and like what am
I gonna do? Like I was, I was thinking about
just like what would happen if Sam died? Just completely random,
and I started getting a.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Little making my own raunchy pottery.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
And then you just take it. Don't die, Please do
every day? Please do it every day. That's a good one.
That is one, that is a good one. And there's
always stuff like that where you just say it's like
a hypothetically you went to your head and you don't
start bawling or anything, but like, yeah, that's such a
dude crime normal where it's like literally out of fucking nowhere,
a thought gets in your head and you're like, oh,
I can't run. I can't run away from this one.

(01:21:46):
I just love it. I just love her so much.
I just now how would I survive? It's a good one,
very good, good one. All right. Matt Martinez writes in
and says, who is the best ghost? All Right? I
didn't take this as like who's the nicest ghost anything,
just like like ghost qualities and I I'm there's space ghost.

(01:22:08):
I've got two kids in my house right now, so
my TV is on kid movies a lot of time.
Mufoss's Ghost and Lion King watched The Lion King last.
I don't know if he was so much of a
ghost no, because rememberbody appears to Simba in the sky
and he's like, Simba, you are But I think that's
still a ghost or like a visage. It's like a

(01:22:30):
forest ghost. But like, oh, I wasn't even thinking about
Force because you could say like Yoda or anybody like
that was not Luke because I don't think really Luke
did a ton as a Force ghost at that point.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Qui gone because he's kind of the one that taught
all the other Jedi how to become forest ghosts, right.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
See, so so think about that. But I was like
Mufassa literally was like, yo, son, Son, you must go
and take back the Pride Lands. They're all going to
Scar and Scars leading them down a dark path and
he's like, but Dad, I've got my own life now.
I found I found a life with Tomow and Poomba.
And he's like, you can take them back, go do this,

(01:23:09):
and then that like got got Simba ready to go
fucking defend the Bridelands take it back from his his
evil uncle Scar. And I think it worked out for him.
So I would say Mufasa is is like best ghost
and that that aspect.

Speaker 4 (01:23:23):
See, I was gonna say Ghosts from Call of Duty.
He's iconic and he can kill people.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Yeah, but the Holy Ghost, the Holy Ghost. Probably the
Holy Ghost is a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
No, I mean I was gonna say ghost from Call
of Duty. But now that you brought up Force Ghosts,
I think I'm gonna have to go with QUI gone.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
I'm gonna go with Gangar. Oh Pokemon Ship. I wasn't
even thinking about Pokemon's. I liked Haunter. Hunter is cool,
I like cool, Yeah, but Gangar had a little bit
of freaking he did. Yeah, you're right, okay, gang Guar
is better than Hunter.

Speaker 4 (01:23:54):
Like and because it's a cartoon, like, that's not creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:59):
Well yeah, unless you're fighting against him, and then that's
creepy because like he'll fuck you up to I mean
sucking up by licking me.

Speaker 4 (01:24:05):
They weren't good, but the three Uncle Ghosts from Casper
I think Casper himself was a tight ass ghost ghost,
but like I'd take the fat ghost over him. That
guy seemed like way more fun.

Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
Yeah, like Bruce Willis and sixth sense spoiler like weird
that you waited to like lead the whole thing, you know,
like that was a weird move. It was a cool
like spoiler alert at the end played it. But I've
heard Ghost of Shashima is really good game. And then
what was the it was the dancing guy from Footloose
was a Footloose Patrick Swayze. Wasn't he a ghost? Then?

(01:24:41):
Like there's oh the movie ghost? Was that the the meme?
That's what I meant sixth cents?

Speaker 4 (01:24:46):
No, But there was actually a movie called It's the
One where like he's behind her and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:50):
That's where she's doing pottery. That I was like, that's
kind of sick that like your ghost that can do pottery?
Sexy ghost? Oh yeah, okay, so sexiest ghost would be
Patrick Swayze. What do you be though, I'm gonna go Mufasa.
I think Mufasa it's all like a lion's ghosts that rocks.
I'm gonna go QUI gone, Okay, I'm going Gangler good spread. Yeah,

(01:25:11):
all good ghosts great question, great question right at the gate. No,
I'm taking my back Slimer from Ghostbusters. How did that
work out for him? Though?

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Dude, he's a little agan mchaos.

Speaker 3 (01:25:25):
I like that guy. Yeah, that's pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
I mean also little fucking high Sea Ecto plastic Ecto
Cooler was the best of the High Seas.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
True, So Slimer love that guy, all right. I like
the spooky themed Halloween, like spooky SYSM questions. Keep some
of those coming. Uh. This is Alex so at Alex
mc thunder one on X and he says, power rank
these eds. He gives us Ed Helms, Ed Sheeran, Ed O'Neill,

(01:25:57):
Ed ed Nettie, and Edward your hands Ed Woods is
the hands, Robert, do you know what ed ed Nettie is.
It's a cartoon. Okay, you didn't watch it though before
your time. Yeah. They were little crackheads. They were, yeah,
but their crack was jobbreakers. I don't know them, but

(01:26:18):
I imagine them as the the twins from Ali and something
from boz Burgers. Okay, kind of kind of.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Kind of yeah, like the attitude.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
They didn't want to fuck each other, as much, except
these guys had a fucking plank that was awesome. Yeah, Ed,
boy was that Rolf.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
And then there was like three little girls that were
just trying to constantly sexually assault.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Yeah. I don't like them. Yeah, great show, all right, Bobby,
give us your it was your rankings, all right. Then
number five, I'm gonna go with the words scissor Hens
just seems like a dangerous guy, and it would he
would think that, but he had a great soul. Yeah,

(01:27:07):
but I get, I get, I get the ranking right there,
valid ranking number four. I'm gonna go with Ed Sheeron.
He had a really weird cameo and Game of Thrones
that he just showed up randomly as like a as
a knight and sang yeah, just really weird and like
it he sang, yeah, what do he sing? A song? Yeah,

(01:27:31):
I don't remember, like it was in a modern I
don't think it was a modern song. But it was
just really weird, not a place like it didn't belong to.
I'm gonna go with then Ed Ed and Eddie as
number three never watched us out, but I like I
like cartoon number three. Three guys at number three, I
like that number two. I'm gonna go ed Helms. Oh

(01:27:56):
he was good in the office, but then later seasons
I didn't like his character. I'm gonna go with Edie
Neeil number one J from Modern Family and also the
coach from Little Giants and.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Also Albdy too had a generation of us just leaning
back as children with our hand down our pants.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
This is cool. I can't wait time. I'm an adult
and I can do this and I'm like, fuck he
had bills.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Though, yeah at that point, nice house.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
I'll go next. I'm gonna go with Robert Edward Scissorhans,
Tim Burton creep Me the funk Out. As a kid,
I watched Edward Scissor Hans like night Member before Christmas.
I thought that was that was creepy to me, it
was weird, but like Edwards did watch it. It was
just like why is he Why does he have scissor hands?
Why though? Why quick explain? But like they can explain.

(01:28:48):
All they wanted was like, but why though? Like mad
scientists are mad? Why though? And like why are your
houses so creepy? Why do you fucking do this with
the fucking hedges all the time? Man? Knock it off?
It's just weird. And why why was there seventy five
scissors on his against gardeners? I don't just want to
have actual scissors his hands maybe fair enough, Ed, Ed

(01:29:09):
and Eddie four like them a lot. I just don't
think they hold a candle to the other three, the
top three, just they distanced themselves so much. Though Ed
O'Neill is three. Love Ed O'Neill not as much as
Ed Helms. Ed Helms is awesome. I mean he was
hangover and the office to all timers and then number one.

(01:29:31):
It's hard to say Ed Cheerin's not the best out
of those because he's probably made the most money at
all that. I don't think it's that hard to say.
He fucking seems like a cool dude. I mean, don't
get me wrong, he's very cool. He's a ginger. He
went from busting in the subways to fucking apparently banging
all of Taylor Swift's friends. Yeah, bad respect to the guy.

(01:29:53):
He seems like a chill dude. He does. I mean,
I've I'd love to have a couple of pints with
that guy. Yeah, I feel like Ed Helms would try
and like lecture me on like global politics, maybe or like, like,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Hey, Ed, can you just be one of the characters
from one of your films?

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
Which no, I don't expected to. But then Ed O'Neil,
I don't think he'd want to hang out with me anyways.
She he's this fucking idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:17):
Also, if I got drunk with Ed Helms eventually got
a big paging doctor. Not gonna say it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Yeah, he can't sit, but I would yell it at it.
You would, Yeah, you have to. I feel yeah, all right,
what do you got? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Number five, I'm going with Edge Hearing seems like a
cool guy and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
I know like three of his songs, one of which
isn't his. It's just him singing an old iris.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
That wedding song. There's the wedding song all the Money,
that fucking great song. And he's got a beautiful voice.
I just that's the way he did on Game of Thrones.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Uh no, it's actually he didn't sing it, but it
was at the end of Assassin's Creed Black Flag is
how I got onto it. And then I discovered his version,
which is fucking really good. So I'm gonna go him
five Edward Scissor Hints four. I actually really liked this
movie growing up.

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
I just like the other ones more. I liked Edwards
Scissorhands the most. When Seinfeld was talking about it with
the Edwards is a hands.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Fair enough, I mean it is barber especially to like
he's such a beautiful soul that a woman fell in
love with him even though like you literally can't do stuff. Yeah, so,
oh sorry, babe, you gotta be on top again. My
scissor hands are gonna punch her through the bed.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
I don't want to stab you. It's probably a pretty
lazy lover, That's all I'm saying. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:31:33):
Three Ed ed Anetti, Okay, great, just classic children's show.
I bet you, like they wouldn't even air that nowadays
because there's probably some pretty raunchy shit in there. Thinking
back on it, I mean half of the show was
just sexually innuendos.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Well, like the plank had a hole in the mouth. Yeah,
people would do stuff with that now. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Two Ed Helms one Ed O'Neil. I mean, he's fucking
al BUNDI.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
I liked it. We all had different ones, though.

Speaker 4 (01:31:57):
Yeah, I mean me and Roberts are exactly the same
ex for flipping five and four.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
But yeah, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
When you said, I don't know how you don't put
Edge here in number one, I don't know how you
don't put Ed O'Neil number one. Also he played professional
football for a cup of coffee. Yeah, dude's bad. He
coached the Cowboys and then he was like fake banging
Sophia Fergara respect.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
He coached the fake Little League Cowboys and I just
you know, you can't put you at number one at that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
Yeah, but at the end of the movie he respected
his brother. He learned a lesson too, right.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
It was Rick moranis was in the DS. I would
have put him at one. I mean he beat him
so fair, not saying you can't have growth, but like
on the Cowboy, I can't unsee that.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
And also I'm pretty sure that the team that he
played for I think was the Bears. But you know what,
everyone has some shitty stuff in the past. Yeah, he
grew and became an actor.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Yeah, great, great power ringings to submit Alex at Alex
mc thunder one on X next one is from Jacqueline
Bannon and Jacqueline says she's at Jacqueline Bannon on X,
and she says, why is expensive silverware called fine China?
I think because because like we used to just be like,

(01:33:13):
China is fancy, and then they were like, here's silverware.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
Those back in the days when we would call it
the Orient, which makes it sound so much fancier. Yeah,
the Orient, because you think Orient, oriental rugs. Those are
super fancy and very fancy, very nice plates.

Speaker 3 (01:33:30):
And then I think we were like China Chinese food
they usually eat with chopsticks, and they're like no, no, no, no, no.
Check out this other silverware we have. I'm like ooh,
and they shipped it over here, and we're like, this
is fine China. This is fine because they sent us
chopsticks in issue like no, no, no, no, and then they
sent us forks and we're like, now that's fine, and

(01:33:50):
so just states fine China.

Speaker 4 (01:33:52):
Yeah, it's borne out of a healthy respect for the
Asian people.

Speaker 3 (01:33:57):
Back when things are pure, when everybody hate each other
as much. Really, hey, that's fine China. I don't mind.
I don't mind the silver ware you sent us. Could
you not not send us all these fucking chopsticks? Look,
we don't do we don't do that here, Like what
about these That's fine China. It's really fine Comma China.

(01:34:18):
If you look into it, they just it's like Ellis Island.
At Ellis Island, it's way out of there. I just
find China. That's what I'm gonna go with. I don't
have a real reason. I'm not gonna look it up
to dispet Yeah, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do
research or anything. All right. Next question is from one

(01:34:39):
uh cat Antonelli cat Antonelli, and Kat says what number
would make the best boat? All right? I did look
at this ahead of time, so what I got here
is this is a very specific four. But they gotta
gotta go Brett Favre number on his jersey. Fo that

(01:35:00):
would be like a sailboat. It'd be a fucking sailboat.
Or turn it bad boy up said, or on its
side where like you're you're holding onto the stick part
of the four six speedboat. That'll be a kick ass speedboat.
But I think the real correct answer is seven seven.
You lay it on its side kind of like a
v that bad boil float. You put the long part

(01:35:23):
all the way down there, the other part that's keeping
you in there, keeping the water out seven I think
makes a perfect boat.

Speaker 4 (01:35:29):
I think it's I think it's the number two. How
I'm trying to so I can draw it for you guys.
But like, okay, not the swoop to but the two
that just goes and you turn it on its side
and you're inside the loop. And then the tail that
comes off the end, that's your rudder. Need a rudder
on a boat?

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
All right, you've explained it a little bit better. Yeah,
I still don't think it's better than seven. No. I
feel like a swoop like that can't get water into it,
and then you just gonna sink.

Speaker 4 (01:35:57):
No, it's like a bowl. You're sitting in the bowl.
It that's how all boats are.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
It's two. It's too I'm looking at the two of
my keyboard. It's too uh exactly like the two on
the keyboard. It's too rounded, like it's not rounded enough,
like yes, like it happens too quickly the round. I mean,
you just be wider. It doesn't have to be that
exact too, just that style of too. I think it
has to be. Well, he just gave it a first.

(01:36:26):
He's just specifically the four on Brett Farber's jersey on
the keyboard, like a keyboard for or not like twenty one. Yeah,
the h not like the half age.

Speaker 4 (01:36:34):
I mean, I guess you could go a zero and
just act like you're looking at it top down and
then it's kind of shaped like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:39):
But I feel like a zero you're having to stay
on top of it or whatever. Yeah, you're looking like
if you're looking top down. But do you understand what
I'm saying with seven? Like seven is like, all right,
this is a boat. You can put that. The whole
can be the long part in the front. You're here chilling, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
The seven right there, that's just a fucking point you're
gonna just sink right down.

Speaker 3 (01:36:55):
And it has like an angle so it goes up.
That's above then angle I'm looking at on my phone
the water. Yeah, the the point of the seven would
go up. I was thinking seven, but I actually think
it would be four because the four has like a
sell kind of part that like that guarantees that it'll move. Yeah,
the seven I don't feel like has something that will
guarantee that will but it'll float.

Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
I mean the one was just with the little tail
on top right there. Then there's like you're on that
and just holding on to.

Speaker 3 (01:37:21):
The that too before. Can't you see like you raft
you lay the front part of the four down? That
bad boys a little speed boat. Four though, I'm down
with four, so we're gonna have to set on four.
I'm going with four. What about three? I looked at
three too. It just kind of looks like it could
be a floating butt, which is kind of funny. Yeah,
I mean, that's just a butt. It's a floating but
though funny Brazilian butt lift right there, the Brazilian boat.

(01:37:45):
It's filled with silicon, so it might float. I don't
know much about silicon Brazilian boat lift. There you go,
there you go? All right, so four, Yes, we're gonna
set on four. All right, all right, great question, great
questions everybody. This was a really good answers. Crop keep
those coming, Gang, keep those coming, all right. I'm at
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Robert is at Robert Robosa's zero three on all socials?
Pat is that not Pat Deon on all socials? We
are at but I am pod. Oh yeah, he is Pat,
but he is at not Pat Dion. That's a little trickery. Well,
Pranky plays on you right there, because people are always like, wait,
why is it not because you didn't think you change it. It
used to be like Pat Dion, No, it was not Paton.

(01:38:29):
I remember Pat was taking. We set it up before
the first podcast episode I did, and that was like
a thing people did back then. Was like yeah, because
they're the if your name has already taken, people just
putting not in front of it. But I thought yours
was like Paton something, Robert, think about this.

Speaker 4 (01:38:46):
Logically, if I had it set, I'm not the kind
of person to put in the effort to change it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
I think pat was taken, so you just did not Pat. Yeah.
I thought I thought the thing was because of the
football player or something, and people, no, that was Chris.
Chris Hogan was Chris Hogan was a Patriots receiver. Chris
was at real Chris Hogan. He changed it, so then
people were like talking shit about Chris Hogan to Chris
Hogan and then he changed it back. He's like, idn't

(01:39:16):
I didn't like that. That's what what I'm thinking about then,
But I get what your yeah, no, but that that
was true that he did do that. The ex lacrosse
player that used to play for the Patriots. All right, Wait,
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Oh random celebrity, what do you want to go with? Guys?
Who are we going with? I'm gonna go Ed O'Neill. O'Neill,
That's what I was thinking. I'll go with Ed Helms.
I am gonna go because she popped up last week.
I'm going to Kim Cleisters. Kim Cleicester's the tennis player.

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I was like, I know that name, I don't know
what she does. Thomas Mueller, Roger Federis, Sandra Bullock, Satchel Page,
The Cure, Winona Writer, Monica Seleis and Emma Willis. All right,
Ed O'Neill, would you say, Ed Helms, Ed O'Neill and
Kim Cleisters, Kat Dealey, Bo Jackson, Woody Al and Kate Winslet,

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Jimmy Moore, Shah Ruka, con Sergio Aguero and the Velvet Underground. Yeah,
it's the Velvet Underground logo. Okay, it looks like it
was an Andy Warhol drawing. Last one on Ed Helms,
Ed O'Dell and Kim Kleister's Charlie Dimmock, Margaret Osborne, DuPont Ray,

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Charles Kirk, Douglas, Rayfer Johnson, Gail Sayers, Christopher Walking and Beyonce. Nope, nope,
nobody got it. All right, have a great rest of
your week. Again, Appreciate you guys hanging out with us
each week for an hour or so and until we
talk to you next time. The fuck the Broncos, don't

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