Pass The Gravy #639: Blue Out

The guys talk about heists, the moon, and Alex's war on armadillos. They also learn about cottage core and power rank things to steal. 


You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nitch, bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everybody?
It is Past the Gravy episode number six hundred and
thirty nine. I am your good buddy Alex Middleton with
my friend Robert Barbosa the hog jokes and joining us

(00:44):
today in our new makeshift studios that we had to
move into cause we was napping in our studios. It's Pati,
Welcome back to pod buddy. Waguan, Waguan, Waguan man Waguan.
That's an appropriate You shouldn't do that. Why wasn't a
Jamaica so I can? Yeah, but I feel like I
fit the vibe more than you do. Nah if you

(01:05):
ever been No, no, you can't. But like you know,
I'm the I'm the chillest dude there is. You don't
know on you get, you freak out all the time
and are scared dyel in front of children. I'm just
like I'll say, fucking front of it. It's a new
thing we're working on. It's a new thing. No, I
was talking to you all about this beforehand. The Giants
may or may not out of blown a nineteen point lead
in the fourth quarter with like no time left or

(01:27):
a lot of time left, but still they blew it
and ruined my life almost. But I was with my
daughter and it was just me and her and the
fourth quarter, like I had family over and they left
at the end of the third quarter and they were like,
alex is probably gonna have the best week ever. This
is great. Did you I mean you had to blame them, right,
I thought it. We Yeah, I mean you have to.
I'm a father trying not to be that. No, you

(01:48):
don't blame the child. You blame your brother for leaving.
They lost because of it, because he had to leave.
Like when when Notre Dame lost the Navy for the
first time in forty two years, I blamed my brother
because we were supposed to go to that game, but
he had a seizure so we couldn't. I still blame
him for it. That's what family. That's his fault for sure. Yeah,
that is his fault. You got a blame family. So, yeah,

(02:08):
I had to not yell at the TV like I
normally do, so I just resorted to picking my fingers
with my fingernails. And by that I mean like I
was just picking my thumb, the little lines in your thumb,
and now I have the side of my middle finger
and my entire thumb were just bleeding. By the end

(02:28):
of that game. I've never even heard of that. Yeah,
I don't know. It was nervous energy. There's a lot
of nervous energy. And I didn't want to scream because
they want to scare my daughter, because I don't want
her to wake up to grow up being like I'm
afraid of football. I want her to be like football,
we like that. And if I if I scare her
all the time, she's not gonna think, oh, football, we
like that, and the Giant's gonna be good by the
time she can remember any of this. So like, like,

(02:49):
we're going through the bad days, and I think that
one day I'll get to tell her, like dad had
to eat some shit while you were little before Jackson
dark could bring us to the glory the glory days.
You know. I think I finally got to the point
I don't. I don't think Dable's it, dude. Yeah, you
know I've I've thought that as well. I've always defended

(03:09):
him like he's a good offensive mind. He just needs
to get a good quarterback in there. Just look at
what he did with Daniel Jones and now Daniels seven MVP.
Calbert now starts of the year half of the year,
he has whole half the year he has Jonathan Taylor
in offense. But but I was like, dude, you just
you can't. You cannot lose that game. Well, also, you
could look at your defensive coordinator Shane Bowen, who's a

(03:29):
huge piece of shit. I think he also said like
something about he loved Hitler or something like that. I
would get rid of him, honestly, I would. There's no
place on my team for a guy that's towards that.
But maybe don't play prevent defense for an entire quarter. Yeah,
since they were like, you know what they say about
prevent defense, Yeah, prevents you from winning, prevents you from winning,
Robert we every kid was told that by their dad

(03:52):
and or any coach that they ever had in youth football.
And it's true. I mean, like, you play prevent defense
on a Hail Mary at the end of the game,
But you don't do prevent defense in the beginning of
the fourth quarter when you're up nineteen and then oh shit,
can you believe they just marched down the field. Yeah,
because you just left the whole field open, like you
just made sure that they couldn't score right away. It's
almost like allowing easy completions fifteen yards and in makes

(04:14):
it very hard for your dynamic defensive line to get
a pass rush. Yeah, yeah, it did. So that was
that was actually, honestly, like one of the good things
about having little kids not to be that guy like
you don't know until you have kids. The good thing
about having little kids is you can kind of black
out after your team really disappoints you. And by a blackout,

(04:36):
I don't mean get drunk. I mean I'm not gonna
watch this then a night game. I'm gonna put Blue
on because you want to watch blue. You got a
blue out. I got a blue out, And so you're like, well,
and then maybe you learn a little bit about yourself,
like miss Rachel, maybe you learn the big feelings are okay.
Sometimes it's okay to have big feelings. That's what I
say you're the one suppressing the big feeling. I was like,
miss Rachel, you are right, it's okay to be sad

(04:58):
about the Giant letting me down. And then when you're
watching Blue, you learned, okay, maybe you gotta learn compromise.
Like Blue and Bingo thought that they were gonna have
a sleepover with Muffin and it was gonna be the
best and they were gonna stay up all night. But
Muffin gets a little fussy because Muffin wasn't napping during
the day, and then Muffin is a little cranky, and
Blue and Bingo are like, all right, we got to
compromise and realize we can still have a fun night,

(05:19):
but we're gonna have to go to sleep and we
can't stay up all night. Maybe you should just like
I am compromising. I'm just not gonna watch more football
the rest of the week. And then I watched it
the next day, but I just didn't consume any other
football media that would talk about the Giants. If I
saw anything about the Giants on TV, I changed it.
It's much easier to do when you can change it
to a kid's show. You gotta teach your daughter to
have a diversity and taste of music. If you get

(05:41):
her into like Slipknot, then you can be like when
you want to yell, be like who wants to listen
to Slipknot? And you put on and then you can
just yell. But it sounds like you're singing along to
the music, so it's not a scary yell. It's like
Daddy's singing, Daddy's fun. Yeah. I just I bet you
really wanted to push your fingers into your eyes. Oh,

(06:03):
any way, where it is that? I was like, man like,
because if if my daughter was not there, and it
wasn't just me, Like my wife wasn't there yet, and
so it was just the two of us, and I
was like, if she if she weren't here, buddy, I'm
envisioning going a wall. No, I was envisioning going to
like a storage unit, renting a storage unit you could

(06:24):
put a car in, then going and buying a hose
from the store, then going back to the rental that
I had just done because I don't have a garage
at my townhouse, and then just leaving my car on,
rolling the windows down, putting the hose right in the window,
and just going to sleep like I was. I was like,
you know I could, I would be okay if that's
how this would be, because you would just be thinking

(06:44):
about the giants the whole time. You gotta do it
quicker you go to sleep though tall building? Ah, do
you ever regret? Like you can't go back up the
tall building? You're already falling down, and then it's just like, uh,
it's fast, but sounds like you didn't really want to
do it. No, Like I think that like the car
garage hose thing, like he's taking that man who doesn't

(07:08):
want to go out with some hoses. He's taking that yeah,
who doesn't like hose. But yeah, so my week's not
not going great. We'll get to not cool in a
little bit, and believe it or not, that wasn't the
worst part of my week right now. But what I
did decide that I want to be this week is
I want to be a cottage core guy. And it's
because I've been watching this dude that I made you
guys watch before we started Old time hockey. His name

(07:30):
is Fritz and he's got two Australian shepherds named Donnie Brooke,
Aaron Chris Draper and all he does is cook and
it's like ASMR cooking, And I've always said I hated ASMR,
but it's very like soothing ASMR, where it's like it's
because I'm watching other stuff. So you'll just hear the
sound of the stuff cooking. You'll hear just like hit
buddy and then at the end of all his videos

(07:51):
and always enjoy yourself. And it's just like he sounds
s game, but he's not Canadians. He's a yuper. I've
got a great mustache, great mustache, red rings fan two
and he just cooked stuff and I was like, I
kind of want to make a Salisbury stak because I
watched this guy do it, and I'm not going to.
But he's like in a cabin. He's always wearing flannel.
And then I was like, what does that call it?
And it always said cottage core on his hashtags, and

(08:13):
I was like, Okay, I'm want to be a cottage
core guy. And it just means living in like like
away from people, fantasizing rural areas in the middle of
the shit like that. Yeah, So I'm gonna be a
cottage core guy. That's cool with you guys, Like I
might just build a cabin. I feel like that lifestyle
is completely incompatible with who you are as a person.

(08:35):
I think so too, But like it's nice to think
about it. Like it is if I had wait, but
the second I couldn't get the games on, I'd be like,
I'm gonna burn this fucking car. What if you just
had the satellite and you could get the games, then
it's raining if I have a really long cable that
I left so I had one cable and I can
unplug the cable when I wanted to unplug the cable.

(08:56):
But then when it's like Game Day, I just watched
that stuff and then I can play Xbox. So really
I don't change much. But yeah, like if I could
have hardwired in fiber optic internet twenty miles away from
anybody else in the middle of the woods, that's the dream. Well,
old time hockey guy he does play like Blades of
Steel on like a game boy and stuff like that,

(09:18):
and he has like all of his movies or vhs
is that he shows himself watching and so I could
just get into that. Just remember remember back in the
day when you just see vhs is out there, you
just had like eight movies and that was what your
family owned, and you're like, what do you want to
watch a movie? You can just hop on the stream
and services. You're like, well, you could watch watch three Ninjas,

(09:38):
or do you want to watch Top Gun? Or do
you want to watch our second copy of Top Gun
that nobody knows how we got but we've had for
three years? Yeah, we got Kizam. You don't watch Kizzam
or Surf Ninjas? Remember Surf Ninjas? Do that? Remember having
to rewind tapes? And then like one day my dad
came home and it was like a speed rewinder, so
it rewounded like and like, oh, we're that's all it did. Yeah,

(10:01):
you just shut it in there. Yeah, and you're like,
this is awesome. This is the best thing ever. Then
making sure you rewound every movie that you rented because
you didn't want to get a surcharge for not really,
you gotta be kind rewind guys. A lot of a
lot of kids growing up don't understand it. These days.
Robert will never understand. See the Gravy kids listening right now,
they're all like the words they're saying don't mean anything

(10:21):
much like us when we hear six seven six seven
got a buddy in the group chat who's doing it
six save. Then we've got one buddy whose life is
ruined by six seven because he's a middle school teacher.
And then our other friend who is thirty five years
old and keeps throwing six set and we're like, dude,
stop six Yeah. I hate everything. I shouldn't even brought

(10:51):
it up. I hate this. I hate like it's it's
it's your thumbnail for the way grab. I've said for
years I am cranky old man, but this is what
I'm getting. I'm getting just paragraphs of six seven six
seven six and if you click on each one, each
one is like five pages of He finds it to

(11:11):
be the height of I'm like, dude, you are the
old guy that's like, I'm still a cool kid. He
is the Steve Bouceemi meme, what's up, fellow you do
fellow kids like, dude, you're thirty five. Six seven is
not for you. Just meme after meme after meme after
meme of fucking six seven. God damn it. All it

(11:32):
makes me think is God, I wish you could legally
hit other people's kids still, but I kind of do
appreciate it. Just means nothing and everything all at the
same time. I like, I I hate it because I'm
old and cranky. I understand we did the same shit
when we were that age. Yeah, yeah we did, but ours.
Ours was better than six seven six something stupid. We
had cool stuff back then. So I was at Monster

(11:55):
Jam this weekend. I was doing it for work and
this kid was doing a dancing Yeah, it's in the back.
I'll pass to a Fortnite Battle pass dance check it out.
And I was like, bro, I'm already passed the battle pass.
I'm out level one twenty. Dude, what do you even
what are you even add? He was like, no to you,
and I was like, all right, dude, I already got
the battle pass. He's like, okay, what is And he
was asking me questions and I was I've been playing
some season one. I was answering all the questions right well,

(12:17):
like this current season. He was like, dude, this old
guy plays Fortnite. What a loser you could tell? Like then,
I was like six seven brodot say it back to
children and they hate it. And then I hit the gritty.
Hit the gritty on him and he was like that's old,
and I was like, shut up, shut up, shut your

(12:37):
mouth and tell him to shut up. But I was like,
should you don't even want to see my floss, Bro,
that's older. I was like, yeah, you should speak to
kids the way you speak to adults. They're smart enough,
doun I know. But it was just funny where he
was trying to come at me with his Fortnite shit talking,
and I was like, I know about that dance. I
know that dance. Dog. It's a Power Ranger season right now.
I know that you get the Green Ranger. Yeah, me too, Bro,

(12:59):
me too. The game has passed me by. It's a
Simpsons season. Next season it's gonna be sick whole maps
gonna turn into springfielding of Simpsons. Robert, you might have
seen this. Did you see the side by side of
a Lajandro Kirk hating a home run for Toronto And
they put it side by side with the old slow
mo of Homer Simpson hitting one, and it just Homer's

(13:20):
fat jiggling as he swings, and it's big boy all
Hanto Kirk in the same shit is happening. Baseball still on, Yes,
baseball is still on. We have the crowning of the
Dodgers over for the next week week and a half
because they're gonna kill Toronto Japan against Canada pass pretty much. Hey,

(13:42):
it is the World Series for the first time. Now,
all right? Oh, what do you guys got for pre come?
I just uh, I don't know what to do because
I know I have an upcoming road rage situation that's
gonna happen after I leave here today. What do you
mean upcoming? Like you scheduled your road ridge? I know
it's gonna hap And because I've had Duality by Slipknot

(14:03):
stuck in my head for like and I'm so jacked
up on it. It's been stuck in my head for
about ten straight hours now. I've been singing it over
and over. I'm gonna have to listen to it on
the drive home, but listening to Slipknot while there's traffic
but I'm still moving, I'm gonna speed and it's probably

(14:25):
gonna cause a road raided situation, and I don't know
how to stop it. It's a fun game, I fund. Actually,
everybody on the YouTube, go calm. If you're not watching us,
go to YouTube duck com, slash appass Grade podcast comment
whatever song is stuck in your head right now, because
you know it's in my head. You me me fin
Knock and living. I don't know why. I don't know

(14:48):
why I didn't hear it today. Yeah, it's just sometimes
Katy Perry just I'm not even like a soul fan,
Like I don't listen to I know some of their songs.
I like some of their songs. It's not really my
style of music. You need to wear a mask, guys
were doing. The song just popped into my head this morning,
and I'm loving it, but probably not a great song

(15:10):
to drive to in traffic. Yeah, but you can break
stuff from olymp Biscuit. It's just one of those days.
See that would be another one. Not good, not good
to drive every day is wrong and everybody sucks. Roberood
song stuck in your head? Uh uh.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Uh sing it k pupding Hunter song.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Hey Hey, let's go kickho oh. I know that was
South Park and everyone I don't know, I don't want.
I know. It's also a Fortnite thing that's cantins. I
didn't buy the skins, but like that's part of the

(15:53):
part of the thing, and it's like everybody else has it.
I'm a I'm a pumpkin right now, I'm a silver pumpkin.
It's you know, spooky season. It's pretty great. It was cam'scataboo,
but then I got mad at the giants, so that
showed him. That'll show him. So yeah, I've got, what

(16:15):
we say, about an hour and a half to figure
out how to not have a road age incident. And
someone's probably dude, just don't listen. That's not an option.
I mean, now it's stuck in my head. I have
to listen to it. I'm either going to be distracted
listening to something else singing that in my head while driving,
or I can just listen to that and drive. Yeah, no,
I get I get what you mean. I get what
you mean. That's so I'm scared. That's fair. Robert, would

(16:37):
you bring in for the com pre come segment My bad?

Speaker 4 (16:40):
You mentioned how having kids helps you black out, and recently,
I so growing up that's what I heard. I heard blackout,
and I feel like only the last several years I've
heard brown out. What's the difference.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I was a brown out? Was was it? South Park?
The brown noise is when like you don't fully blackouts,
like you remember your talk with your buddy and then
the next thing, you wake up the next day you
don't remember anything. Brown out is like, oh I kind
of I don't really remember what I did last night,
but you have like flashes, like you kind of remember

(17:14):
bits and pieces. You don't remember the whole night because
you had a lot, But like, I didn't fully black out.
I browned out. I remember some stuff, just not all
of it. A reduction in or restriction on the availability
of electrical power in particular, Okay, so that's not it. No,
try going to urban diction in a particular area. It
kind of makes sense because it's like I remembered some

(17:35):
of it. I don't remember all of it, but I
remember this part, Like yoah, I remember that after party.
How do we get to the after party? Dude? You
didn't drive, did you? And you're like, oh no, dude,
so andsow was so no, dude, you drove. There's no way.
It's like, yeah, you just don't remember certain parts of
the night.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
And that was blackout.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
No blackout is every like a blackout is everybody's got
That is like we're trying to keep the grid alive.
I guess I'm doing that from one sentence that I read,
But I've never really heard people calling it. I've heard
people say brown out, but not really recently. And now
Alex invented the blue out. It's just we're yeah so angry,

(18:16):
yeah blue bluey out. He's learned a little bit about you. Yeah,
maybe maybe I should see bey be mom boom dump
dump boom boo boom boom boom boom Dad. What is
blue streaming on? I feel like I need to watch

(18:36):
the bungo whoaa.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Wa, whoa wa buoe?

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Is that on Hulu? Uh? Disney Plus? Okay, sweet, I've
got that and no commercial. Also, if you just go YouTube,
you just's like a free blue channel. Just twenty four
to seven blue ye on that ads on Disney Plus,
if you got the regular Disney Plus. I'm a poor
steals it from someone else, so I probably have ads too,

(19:06):
because I'm a cheap. Kids don't like ads either. They're like,
what the fuck? This isn't bluey, This isn't this, this
is not blue? What is what is going on here? Patients?
I wish it was bluey too. I tell her that
every time, all that, every time, all right, all right,
I'm probably someone talking with my kids anymore. I'm sorry

(19:27):
if I'm gonna fucking bait you into so much. Next up,
we're Robert. That was brown out? Was all you got? Yeah,
I just did another difference. I just I've recently been
hearing when was the last time you browned out? Bro?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
I don't think I ever have What can you ken
as a brownie? Like, you know, sometimes you're driving to
work and you get to work and don't even realize,
Like I don't remember the trip here, I don't remember
driving here. I just know that I'm here.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
So I do that a lot. There is a name
for that, though. I guess you can if you're not
a drinker. But I guess you can count that. We
can't count that. I'm not blacked out road blindness or something,
and it's not that. But I haven't heard a term
that just that is made for that. I'm sure the
Germans have a hyper specifics Burkins bio driving. It's a dude.

(20:21):
That guy is so hard on the way here. There's
no recollection. You know, Germany has done a lot of
bad things in the world, but uh, they're good at words. Yeah, yeah, Germans,
we're good at words. You don't know. Germany should hire
me for pr heising cool standing word, Strudel, Schulenberg, sauerkra Frank.

(20:49):
I had a fucking bunch of sauer kraut this weekend
is a good word, sad sauerkrat by itself. No, I
mean I had a fucking sausage. I din't know. Judge
poured way too much beer on top of it, so
it was kind of like sausage and shower crowd soup. Dude,
that's what's up. It was delicious, That's what's up. Um.
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what you got for our first one? Pat Amazon come back?

(23:00):
Because we've given them too much power over our internet
and when they have a service outage, apparently our entire
country just doesn't get internet anymore for entire morning. I
know you said it affected you guys at work a
little bit. I was trying to listen to a podcast.
Couldn't even get Amazon Music to fucking load. Man, What
am I supposed to do with my morning? Ridiculous? And
don't you hate that? Though? Like I had I don't

(23:21):
know if it was Amazon website services, but it was
like with my company, and I was trying to download
audio from the Morning Show to podcast it for later
so people could hear it. And I was like, why
the fuck want this work? Where the fuck want this work?
And I was like, you're like, when stuff's just not working.
At working, I'm just trying to I'm give me the
tools to succeed. What are we fucking doing here? And

(23:43):
then our website wasn't working either, And then a bunch
of other shit wasn't working. And then I went to
a different website and that wasn't working, but it wasn't
a company website, and I was like wait, and then
my job is to find trends, like Google Trends is
what I go to. And it was like AWS down.
I always thought it was Amazon Warehouse Services because it's
on all of the trucks, and I just thought that

(24:05):
they were like, oh, Amazon Warehouses, that's where they that's
where they keep the stuff. Obviously, that's why it's on
the truck. No, it's just like an advertisement. But like,
maybe fucking explain what you are Amazon, your Amazon. I
guess it doesn't matter. And yeah, everybody like half of
the world was down. Half of the world was down,
and we can't do that. It sucks for you because

(24:26):
it's like you have a job where even if it's down,
you gotta go on air, you gotta talk and everything.
You can't just be like, oh, if the internet's not
working either, am I Like, no, you still gotta If
you don't have internet, then you can't talk about stuff.
You probably shouldn't have a a show. How much we

(24:47):
would do my job with them people telling me the
topics that are going on right now. I get like,
if you had to report news, it would have been harder,
But like I could have put piece together news from
like like Google was working. Yeah, I'm not saying you can't.
I'm just saying makes it a little easier. It definitely does.
It definitely does. But you had to go to analog
on it and pull out a newspaper. But it was
one of those things where it's like the Chronicle, you

(25:09):
know how they say, like everything in the world's owned
by like six different companies. It's like p and g
owns like a thousand billion different companies and it's like, okay,
and I don't know the other black Rock, black Rock, Yeah,
all those It's like, yeah, maybe we don't let that,
Like maybe this is an example of why that might
be bad, because if Amazon has a bad day, the
world half like half of the internet doesn't work. Yeah,

(25:31):
they're in They're in everything. It's like the from the
other guy's Lendo Global, We're in everything. That's just what
it is now. There's four companies that run everything. Yeah,
So that was that was a weird day, and then
it was just fantasy. Everybody bitching about it online like, yeah, dude,
I didn't even realize experiencing. Yeah. I was like, I
think most people were like, why is it not? Why

(25:52):
is this not working? And like, I know somebody was like, dude,
I was trying to play Fortnite and Fortnite was down.
Okay for me, it was it was late Sunday night,
and I was like, you know what, I'm go ahead
and download the podcast I listened to for tomorrow. I'm
gonna dowload it now so that it's ready in the
morning and it just do it. And but also I
was like, this isn't working. I was like, okay, but

(26:12):
I'm also too drunk to spend too much time on
this to try and figure it out. So I just
went to bed and you ever did the thing where
you like delete the app and then redownload the app
and then you had to like do it. I just
push it off till later. I don't know all that
before this is it's still working. But yeah, I like,
it was probably actually better because I think all I
did was stop me from doing that and stopped me

(26:33):
from ordering some ship online at two am when I
was drunk, So it's actually worked out great for me.
But yeah, bad Internet. That's a that's a like a
not cool that could work for everything. It was a
very not cool for Amazon, bad pr for them. No, yeah,

(26:54):
let's go back, God dam Amazon. All right, hold on,
let me buy which I Amazon sticker on Amazon? So
what's and I'll get into it and my not cool
but I was ordering stuff that trying to fix my
not cool on Amazon that worked during the outage, so
like they made sure their shit worked. They were just like,
oh no, if you were hosting a website that might

(27:15):
not work, you wanna buy shit? That's fine? Oh crazy,
every website in the world is down except for ours.
Come buy more shit you don't need. Yeah, and I did, well,
I didn't need it. By body, I must have been
really drunk then and I really just couldn't figure out Amazon.
Maybe it was like you know sometimes that you get
through like our gambling site, you're like, just been working

(27:36):
for you, and like sometimes it's a piece of shit,
but then other times you're like, I don't know, it
worked for me just a second ago. It is it's
just like three minute pockets of it. A yeah, which
feels like the world old is over, but yeah, still,
especially when you're trying to place about one minute before
the game starts. Imagine like going to Hell and talking
to like a Roman soldier. You're like, dude, you don't

(27:58):
understand what it was like when Amazon went down. Bro,
like everything you come by Fortnite. I think Snapchat was down.
You couldn't send dig pics to people like my boss
burned my family alive to prove my loyalty. Yeah, I
was a gladiator. I got my head chopped off by
a giant man for entertainment. My Central Air went out
for but they what happened when you're fortnite wouldn't work?

(28:21):
Oh you have Fortnite? Shit would you do? I was
a gladiator, all right? Chicken pocado is slightly overcoked. I
guess we're from different walks of life. Buddy, hain't nothing
but wheat for three years in battle, I had grass.
I'm from America. We have a higher standard. Yeah. Sorry,

(28:42):
we're a better country, dude. Whatever. Oh your empire fell
ours is still going, hasn't fallen yet. We might be
getting that. Yeah that one. We wouldn't be getting there.
But we're all gonna be speaking Chinese. Hopefully we'll be
dead by then. Yeah, you know this that that's my plan.

(29:04):
We can go another a little while, will be He'll
be okay. I sent a picture of something I was
eating the other day to my friend and he goes,
how do you not have heart disease? I don't know.
You don't go to the doctors. It was a pork
chop covered in Havardi cheese and demmy lace. It was delicious.
But you also, again, don't go to the doctors. You
don't know if you have heart disease. I haven't felt it.

(29:25):
Heart's still clicking, all right. Hearts aren't supposed to click.
Shut up, they shut up? No mind clicks. Is it
not supposed to do that? It's just pin wheeling like
the MacBook does when it's it's fucking loading.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Three dots, three dots, three dots, three dots. It's normal
to lose breath for like ten seconds at a time, right,
this is up? Yeah? I mean just have him run
in a while, right, I just go to sleep. Those
chest pains aren't bad, are they? You just sleep them off.
You guys don't feel chest pains. Remember I talked about
how I just get heartburn whenever I You get nervous
watching my team somebody said that could be ulcers, and

(30:03):
so what I did then, Oh, why did you say
that to me? What I did then was I just
didn't look anything up about it, and I kind of
I was like, I felt like, I'm pat. I've been
getting heart burned lately. But I think it's just when
I drink lots of beer and drink whiskey. I think
if it's with food, it's different. But that's why I
was like, it's not like I'm eating anything. Mine's like
Tom's isn't fixing it? And they're like, yeah, you might

(30:24):
have ulcers, man, And I was like, yeah, I'm gonna
go get that looked at. Mine's like Monday Economies when
I spent all of Sunday drinking eighteen beers and like
half a bottle of whiskey, and then all Monday morning,
I'm like, fucking heartburn, mane. My thing is, I'm just
going it's the beer. I'm just drinking too many beers.
You have to find something to put the blame on,

(30:47):
and it's not you, and it never recurs, so yeah,
you're good. So yeah you just ignore it and it
goes away. Yeah, yeah you're fine. I should that should
be on a shirt that I wear every single day.
Ignore it till it goes away or you do Yeah,
whash you guys fucking win win for me. Yeah, either

(31:09):
it goes away or I don't feel it anymore. Win win,
all right. The next comeback, kid we got is heists.
Fucking dude, I know that, Like crime is bad happy.
It's like when jail breaks happen, and if a heist
ever goes down, I'm like, fucking lot and bank robberies
are kind of the same way too, But like hopefully

(31:30):
everybody's okay. Obviously you have a baby, okay, But like
these dudes in France just stole like Napoleon's crown and
ship from the louver. This fucking smashed in, got in,
got out. We literally just put a fucking ladder from
a truck bed to a second story window and nobody
there was no security on the outside of the louver.

(31:50):
Apparently it's only the most famous museum in the world.
You mean you mean you tell me France doesn't have
a good defense. Maybe maybe next don't love that window open.
That's what makes it also funny is it happened to France,
So who gives a shit? I saw one of the
dudes I was putting it on the morning show, like

(32:12):
one of the like curators or whoever it was it
was in charge of the museum was like the entire
country of France feels as if they have been robbed.
It was like, no, they don't. The probably French guys
that rob them, they don't feel like they robbed. They're like, ah,
I got jewels, a crown. The presidents like, we will
use every resource to find them. And then the next
day it was like we got fucking look gone, they're gone.

(32:32):
The only thing they recovered was they dropped like Napoleon's
wife's crown on the way out. That's it. But like
they obviously knew what they're going for. It got it,
and they're like, yeah, they're gonna melt all this down
and it's gone. I was like, yeah, I mean, but
we had pictures of it, right, I mean, I don't
think they're gonna melt it down. It's Napoleon's fucking crown.
Are you really Are you really robbing the most famous

(32:55):
museum in the world to melt shit down for its
base value? No, you have you already have a buyer
lined up on the fucking black market. Some Russian oligarch
already has all of this ship. But what do they
find that that person has. You want to display that ship, dude?
The super rich people that buy that kind of shit
on the black market, Yes, they display it proudly in
their house. They live in a place where there's nothing

(33:17):
you can do about it. This is in like a
like a Russian who is protected all the way up
to Putin, or it's like some Southeast Asian dictator who's
just like it, I own the country. There's nothing they
can do to stop me. It could have been Nick Cage.
If anybody's getting do it, he would have been able

(33:38):
to pull it off. That's true. You know what, maybe
this is all just a pr stunt for national treasure. Three. Fuck,
that'd be so sick. That'd be so sick, Robert, Like,
what would you steal? Like if you're in the louver,
name one other thing in the louver? Not the mona least,

(33:59):
that's what's the picture of the late looks like Christina
Aguile there, she's like got the bandana and she's looking
back at will the Madeline. Is that what that is?
That's a restaurant that was the only French thing. That
is it Madeline or Madeline made matla Madeline. I mean

(34:20):
I feel like as an American it's our job to
pronounce it incorrectly. Well, it's the right way. Yeah. What's
the Starry night one with the van go that's probably there,
that's I would bet that's there, you know where this
wouldn't have happened fucking Googenheim. Germans don't put up with
that ship. Their security is efficient. What what is what

(34:41):
is the museum?

Speaker 4 (34:42):
What is the Museum of Night in the museum?

Speaker 3 (34:45):
That one? That one the New York Metropolitan Museum, that one, Well, yeah,
because like a mummy is gonna get you, dude, that
you can't steal from that one? You imagine that being
your real job. They're like, dude, you won't my security
detail job. Fucking's I was in this parking garage and
fucking he was the worst. And you're like, I had
to fucking I had a mummy fighting Theodore Roosevelt last night. Man,

(35:07):
you think your night was tough, This monkey's awesome. This
monkey stole my keys. That was a You talk about
a night from hell, then, King, I'm in rock pods
fucking trying to curse me, and I had to run
away from him, and then this lady got locked in here.
It was a whole thing. It's like every day that's
you be exhausting, No wonder they had fun. I think
the only downside of it would be yeah, no, all

(35:28):
my job was cool, except there's these little miniature cowboys
to keep trying to genocide Native Americans every night, and
they just prick your your arm and it really hurts.
Last night I saw them sneaking up on them with
blankets and I had to take those away real fucking quick.
They're learning due. Yeah, night at museum would have been

(35:52):
electric if that was real. I hope it is. They
really hope it. Trying to think what would I want
to heist? But do you ever like I went to
a museum couple of months ago for I mean, obviously
I'm a museum member, need to go back, but as
a member of the museum, like like you, you walk
around the museum since you saw that movie and you're
always like, dude, that'd be this is live. You know,
it would be this tiger would be fighting this bear

(36:14):
right now. That's crazy. You know, it would be the
best heights to pull off you steal every butterfly from
the Natural Science Museum walk in all the butterflies are one,
Oh my god, and they would know that they didn't
die because there wouldn't be dead butterflies where you just
like you took a giant net, yeah, and took every butterfly.
When to Spicle made it and he steal the moon?

(36:35):
That but you can't do that. But that'd be if
you're grew you can. It's not. Yeah, but I'm not grewing.
We must steal them. We must steal the moon. Where
are the minions? Or go to Hib steal every banana? Like,
oh my god, the minions are real? Oh fuck? That
was that would be. I don't want to steal from
Hib too much. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. The moon would

(36:59):
be a cool thing. To what am I to do
with it? I don't know? For you? What if you
stole the green monster control the tides? Like everyone showed
up to Fenway one day and leftfield was the wall
was just gone. Could be me and then everybody just
think it's like Ben Affleck, I don't know you fucking
right and all the other ones. Then we let you
do it one time. You can't rob Fenway. Twice. I

(37:21):
saw the Casey Affleck Matt Damon movie Casey Eff like
Mark Wahlberg whatever, The Instigators, which is basically just every
heist movie or every robbery movie with Ben Affleck and
Matt Damon, but with Casey Affleck. I've seen this one before.
Ben Afflecks like I just I don't like the town.
I don't want to deal with people anymore. Take my brother.

(37:43):
You know what they say, we gotta we gotta do
it again, which I found out recently from an interview
with Ben about when all three of them lived together.
Apparently Matt Damon was quite the slob. He stopped cleaning
the apartment for two weeks just to see if Matt
would eventually clean it up, and they both broke Before
he did. There was just stacks of pizza boxes surround
from Matt sat on the couch. It's like, I fucking
knew I like this guy. We'll speaking of steal in

(38:05):
the moon. The moon is also a comeback kid, and
maybe it's not as valuable as it once so because
now we have two moons. Did you guys, you guys
hear what this? You guys see this? I did not yeah,
I did. That's up. People like learning, people like like
Robert and myself, people with museum memberships might know this path.
But NASA says, we got two moons until twenty eighty three.

(38:26):
How can we have a moon for a limited amount
of time? Well, like it's wild lasts. Yeah, while I
was hot, dude, So they found it's called Uh they
good's been here since the sixties, and we we're recognizing
what the fuck is NASA been doing for the last
seventy years? Yeah, not a lot? Did I math? I

(38:46):
math that six years? It's close. It's close. Quasi moon
is what is called? That seems kind of cool. I also,
I don't I don't buy anything NASA says anymore. Ever
since they tried to take away Pluto. I'm like, you guys,
just ain't it no more? Can somebody make ai ver
an ai video of us walking on the quasi moon

(39:06):
just like the Moon, but it's smaller and it's us
on that little bit like the first podcast on the
New Moon. And we'll call it the gravy Moon. I mean, also,
how far away is this? It's orbiting Earth. It's only
eighteen to thirty six. That's just an asteroid. That's not
a fucking moon. No, but it's orbiting. Bro, it's orbiting.

(39:29):
It's a moon. Fucking this is just someone at NASA like,
we haven't had any headlines in a little while. Let's
just say this asteroids a moon, and it'll piss off
fat assholes online and we'll get some fucking clicks. It's
like it's not held by gravity. It's just like tracking
with us for a little bit, and then they're like
in twenty eighty three, it's gonna say, fuck you guys,
I'm out, and then it's probably Mercury's problem. Wasn't part

(39:50):
of the reason they declassified Pluto is because it wasn't
big enough to be a moon. Now you're telling me
a fucking thirty meter wide rock is a fucking moon.
I'm with you on that. See this is where I'm
hit hypocrite. If I had to learn it for a
test in school, it's it's I'm not changing, ye know.
I'm not like Pluto will always be a planet to me.

(40:10):
You can tell me it's not a planet. You can
say whatever you want to say, and I will say,
shut the fuck up, nerd. But if you tell me
I have two moons. That's kind of cool. Yeah, grains
will always be at the bottom and sugars will always
be at the top of my foot pyramid. You ain't
changing shit. Oh this is the new food permit. Let
me see that throws it in the trash? Fuck you,
I don't believe it. I wasn't taught that as a kid,

(40:30):
all right. I had to take a test in years
if I didn't have to take a test on it.
Fuck you remember they all years back when they're like,
milk's actually bad for you, now shut up, It's good
for my bones. I learned that on TV when I
was a child. It is it got milk? Yeah, yeah,
I do have milk, all right. What doesn't any other
animal drink the milk of any other animals because none

(40:51):
of them have figured out pasturization. That's fucking why Why?
And they invent electricity a right when there's another animal
invent electricity? Wow. I don't know how's a rainbow made?
Nobody knows it just is. I don't just how it is.
I don't like learning new shit. Okay, but a second
moon is kind of cool because like Star Wars, no,
but you know, like they're walking off with tattooing. You

(41:12):
just see that. Sorry, I can't. It's not a moon
if I can't see it. All right, somebody photoshop a
picture of another moon by our moon and it's in
it to pat and then paddle bik, that is cool looking,
you're right, but make sure it's size correctly. Just find
the picture of any kin on tattooing with like three
moons and be like, look and paddle bik. That's cool

(41:32):
now if you bring me outside at night, but then
just like put a bucky see in the background, and
then pad like that is Texas. You're right, See that
dot that's the moon. And in the background you're playing
the play some John Williams and tell me that's the moon.
You might be able to get me see look up there.
I don't listen to these stupid science nerds no more.
And now I've did my own research. But like now,

(41:55):
when you're like, do you ever think that I'm looking
at the moon and you're also looking at the moon
at the same time? What fucking moon? The small one
or the big one, gravy moon or the regular moon.
I can't remember the last time I saw the moon.
Probably said the moon all the time. I don't really
go outside at night, and if I do, there's too
much light pollution where we live to fucking see. You

(42:18):
can see the moon, you might not be able to
see stars.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
Robert.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
When was the last name saon this morning? Yesterday?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yesterday?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, you'll see the moon an your way home tonight.
I don't look up. I watched the road. I'm a
good driver. I'll look straight ahead. I'm actually thinking about
it now, and I really don't remember the last time
I saw the moon. I mean, I'm sure it probably
wasn't that long ago, and it just didn't register because
I've seen the moon my entire life.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, I sometimes you don't even need to look up
to see the moon, like it'll just be in your
field of vision.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Yeah, you think that's the dare They'll tell you what
I haven't seen in a long time, A fucking another
moon next to it. Yeah, well you're not looking hard enough,
maybe correct. Beauty's in the eye of beholder. I see
two moons all the time. Now. The only moon I
want to see is when I moon somebody. We should
bring that back, dude, that could be the second one.
Why can't you use just flash your butt cheeks at
people anymore. It's yes, what you need to do take

(43:09):
a picture of a view at night mooning, but have
the moon in the background. But did you see we
have two moons? And then they'll be like no, and
then you'll like check it out. So there now question
your group chats. I need to do that. You see
we have two moons in the article and be like, yep,
here's a picture. I got a figure of the new
moon and it's just me friend the moon. That'll be good. Actually,

(43:31):
I think I have a picture of my ass out
somewhere on my phone. I'm preloaded and ready. This is
where on TikTok. If we put this clip up the
podcast to quit more spun tag NASA, I'd be like,
what's your response, nerds? Yeah, fucking losers. We should go
to NASA. Just do a podcast at NASA Live from
NASA and they're like, who are you interviewing? Like, how

(43:51):
do you get approval of this? We didn't. I will
all the new moon, so actually that's our moon. You
probably we're gona wait till after football season. True, but
what we can set over We could set up at
NASA and be like, yo, they got mission control. I
am down to Michigan Control. You could like, can you
imagine Mission Control as like a sports book? That'd be sick, right?

(44:12):
Do you think they do that on Sundays? I wish
they have to, Like they can't always have ship to
be looking at it. And then like Mitch comes in,
He's like, fucking let's go. We got college football, and
they're like, no, we got a fucking launch. Mitch, what
the fuck? What the fuck? I thought I was gonna
watch on the big screensick, but it's but it's a
big all right. Uh, guys, we got a problem with
plays A and M this week. Fuel Tank three. I'm

(44:34):
reading an error. We're gonna have to put off the
launch until tomorrow, all right, Get the Michigan O House
Tate game up. That's how the Challenger happened. A lot
of people don't know that I will, but I am
dona watching college football as long as NASA still has
the scales that tell you what you would weigh on
different planets, and as long as they still have legos
in the gift shop as you're about to leave. If
I drive all the way out to NASA and I

(44:54):
can't get a fucking lego thing of something, space related.
I'm gonna throw a like a four year old. I
also want I also want space food like freeze dried whatever.
I mean. Of course we got to get the dipper
dots while we're there. Well no, but like you know,
you just get into the packet and it's like this
is what the astronauts eat, and you're like, oh, and
this is ice cream sandwich is just like a little ball, like, oh,
I don't even care about that. I just want to

(45:16):
I want, I want all of it. We'll get all
the ice creams. Robert, you down to go on a
boys trip to NASA. You bring Sam. Sam can come
to Oh dude, Sam could rock some cool fits at NASA.
You'd make it a whole thing. You write it off. Okay,
I just wear all white. And I always said I
could be the moon, you be the moon. I could

(45:37):
be the other moon. You could be smaller moon. Yeah.
My shirt just says the moon and your new moon,
little moon, little moon, like a like a wrapper. What's up?
I'm a little moon?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Is that moon for a limited time? No moon, I'm
only here for sixty years. It hits at twenty eighty three.
Catch you well, it's hot, which is ironic. Space is
very cold. All right, that's a lot of moon talk. Moon.
We're actually a big We're maybe the number one moon

(46:15):
podcast there is. I love the Moon. I do too.
I give it like six years. But NASA's like, well,
it's not actually a moon. It doesn't meet the size requirements. No,
but then we can take no catleite. We already called
it a gravy moon, so verbal trademark. Nobody else can
name the moon if they have, we over override that.
We should develop a laser strong enough to shoot out

(46:36):
and write on the moon and just write like past,
because logo can stop us. James Bond, he's not real. Elon.
Elon would be down. Elon will be like, I will
build this technology for you. Probably fuck up, dude, right. No,
his rockets are good, dude, not the bad ones. But
see that's what the thing now, he's got rockets figured
out lasers. That's the next frontier. All right, we're and

(46:59):
you know, ALTI talking on the way to him making
the laser that shoots out there. Laser tag make us
of the lightsaber and laser tag lightsabers. I just I
feel like the world's not ready for lightsabers. Yet. No,
it's not. I am but again, then you are part
of the world. No, no, I want it. I'm not
going to share the technology with anyone. What about me,

(47:20):
I'll share with you, Robert, Robert, But like the general public. No,
I will go to Star Wars con and I'll have
a real lightsaber, and people like, can I hold up? Like,
don't even fucking look at fucking think about it, and
then you go like, oh my god, he just cut
through that one. Can you turn it on? No? I
probably just you guys can look at it, but you
don't get to see it on. Robert, what what kind
of lightsaber would you go with? It's what color?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
What color?

Speaker 3 (47:46):
You go? Gray?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
There's colors to them.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Oh yeah, d I mean they got yellow, they got red,
they got green, they got blue, purple, Yeah, purple. That's
basically that's just Ma's window, dude. It's also the dark
sab Is that? What's the dark saber? It's black? No, yeah,
it's super sick. It was made on Mandalori years ago.
Whoever holds it is the leader of the Mandalorian tribes.

(48:12):
But that's a whole other or or if you played
the Force unleashed, you know, there was a secret lightsaber
that you could get that was black. That's not exactly cannon, though,
I would go I'd go blue, just because let's the
color green. I'd go, right, you're right, you're evil, bad guy.
Robert's a bad guy. Robert is a bit of a
bad boy, is a little bit bad. You're right, dude.
You guys don't even know did you even talk about it?

(48:33):
You're a bad boy. His lightsaber would be so much
bigger than you. Probably he had the double sided dull one,
just so it's like double the size everybody else's. Mine
wouldn't be as long, but it'd be I'd have a
girthy lightsaber might just might be like a dagger, like
a light dagger. I'd have a light butter knife. It's

(48:56):
not that sharp, but it gets the job done. Uh.
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Speaker 5 (50:11):
Not cool Man's cool?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
All right, let's go first. I will I got to
one of them is I was house sitting for my
buddy this weekend, and as I got back to my
house yesterday, I realized I left my pillow comforter and
my knee pillow all at his house. Bro, you are
your knee pillow guy. Oh dude, I have the like

(50:43):
actual knee pillow, like the specifically. Yeah, that's got the intention. Yeah,
welcome to club Me and Bobby been knee pillow guys forever. Yeah. No,
don't you remember I bought one after we talked about
this like a year ago. Well obviously no, I don't. Yeah,
and now once you don't, Now I don't have my
ergonomically shaped knee pillow, and I just have to put
another pillow between my knees. I'm not sleeping the Yeah,
and then your knees you just feel like your knees

(51:05):
get sharper because like my knees knives do I have knives?
Is the inside of my knees? Why does this hurt
so bad? I mean I don't even necessarily always put
it between kney. Sometimes I put it high up, like
right underneath my gooch. And then sometimes it just makes
you wake up sweating and you're like, okay, oh yeah,
but worth it alignment? Yeah? Well, I mean it's got
to cover on it. You just wash it. Yeah, that's

(51:27):
so Yeah, I miss And also it was it was
my best pillow. It was such a good pillow. And
now I'm just back to stacking three shitty pillows underneath
my head. Yeah, you have like a certain amount of
days I feel like I can go with. Like if
it's not if it's at your house like that, that
is the worst. When you go back home and you
call no, I don't have my thing at home, Like,
that's the worst. Like if you're in a hotel or

(51:48):
you go to a buddy's house and you stay there,
you're like, all right, I can get through a pillow
that's not mine. This makes sense. I don't want to
be the guy that has to take my pillow everywhere
like pat. But but like when you don't have you
your pillow at home, that's the worst. Well, I didn't
have it the first day, and his pillows suck. So
I had to stop by my house on the way
home from work the next day and get it. And
now I'm just I'm back white pillows. He has shitty pillows.

(52:11):
His pillows are just not good.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
On um, I can understand bringing your pillow and your
knee pillow. But the comforter, why bring that?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
He's got a very thin comforter, and I, like, I
have a very big, thick Mine's just more comfortable. You're
a big guy, should not have to have a bigger comfort.
It's my bed's better than his, is what it is.
Everything about my bed is better than his judge, which
doesn't make sense because he's got a wife that should
be nagging him into a more comfortable bed and pillows.

(52:38):
But I guess she does want to be sent back
to Columbia, so she's pretty chill. But yeah, so I'm
missing all those and my other one is at some
point this weekend, I got like an ingrown hair next
to my belly button and it's annoying, Like it's not
right now. I'm not gonna put it on camera, but
like it's all red and sore because I keep fucking

(53:00):
with it and I forget it's there. But then, like
most of the time when I lean on something, my
belly leans against it. First, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's there.
Have you ever had the ingrown hair and you like
you pop it eventually and then you yank the hair.
I've been trying. That's the coolest part because in the
hair it is like, oh, look how curly it is.
And that's the other problem is my stomach some hair.
I can't find which fucking hair I'm supposed to be.

(53:20):
I don't want to just pull out all the hairs
on my stomach because that sh it hurts. You just
just shave it all, bro, No, because then, dude, are
you save your stomach? And then all of a sudden
you have like that little stubble that'll be super uncomfortable
against my shirt. So I just gotta pitch about it.
I'm just gonna bitch about it and ignore it till
it goes away, like I do with everything else. Yeah,

(53:43):
like eatink pats, going to a doctor? No chance, doc?
Can you carry this ingrown hair for me?

Speaker 4 (53:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:50):
Yeah, right, dude, I'm not gonna ever do that. Okay,
four hundred dollars ship. Yeah, that's that's smart. So yeah,
not sleeping well, and I got issue on my tummy, Robert,
what you got for not cool?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
I guess we've been not haven't mentioned this on the podcast,
but there have been some layoffs at work. Yeah, and
I was one of the people affected by them. I
think it's been two weeks now, and it sucks. I think, really,
what's like the funny thing about it?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Very noticeable without you here, because yeah, the quality of
a lot of the online content has gone down.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
That's yeah, that's what happens. I don't.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
You watch any morning show clips, notice that they're never cropped.
They look way worse than they did before. That's all
I'll be able to say. Yeah, it's just you know,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
Like the funny thing to me was like it happened
on the Tuesday, got laid off on a Tuesday, and
they've been the very back. Next day, we're I'm back
up here. Okay, I'm back like nothing happened, because we
record the podcast here at work.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
This is still an iHeart podcast. You get fired from
the podcast. Roberts never get fired from the podcast. And
I felt like a dick that day because as we
were walking up I saw Robert like put his card
next to the reader and it didn't work, and I go,
what were you fired? And he goes, yeah, yeah, but
that's Robert's business. It's like, I'm not going to any

(55:25):
of that stuff.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
Yeah, I don't want to talk about it, like the
very next day, just because it was still fresh, and
I kind of like I wanted to deal with it
on my own. But now two weeks later, it's not like, oh,
everything's better now, but I've got a little bit separation
from it. Still don't have a job, still looking past.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
To Emerge dot Com, one hundred percent of the merch
goes to Robert Barbosa, So if everybody wants to help
our boy, it's a good way to bridge that gap.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah, I mean, and also if anyone knows any anyone
that needs videos, social media, podcast, anything digital like that,
hit me up.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Robert's he's like the best at what he does. And
I am terrified that this is gonna mean We're gonna
lose him, but I've always known that, like that's gonna
eventually probably happen, because Robert is, uh, he's nails at
what no. He is like you ask him to get
something done and he gets it done. He figures out
a way to get anything done. Like the fact that
there's somebody that looked at that and was like it

(56:22):
wasn't a performance in anything, it was just what we
gonna cook budget. This is how that works. And we've
like we've it's noticeable since you've not been here, like
I said, but like Robert is like the goat at
what he does, and you're gonna find your foot You're
gonna find your footing eventually. I know it's a pain
in the ass and this sucks, and this is the
worst part of all of that, but like you're gonna

(56:44):
lay on your feet and you're gonna be fine. You're
gonna be fine. You're probably gonna make a lot more
than you were here doing that because it was more
of a volunteer job here with a little bit of pay.

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yeah, the hope, that's the hope, that's the plan. But yeah,
that that that sucked, and you know, obviously still dealing
with it, but like.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
It just sucks.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yeah, yeahs love you, buddy, I'd appreciate that. I'm not
sure if I'm ready to commit yet.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
That's fine, understandably, understandably mine not cool is like my
whole house. I guess I'm kind of at war with
my landlord landlady. And so we we have I think
I talked about we have. I got a blow up
Halloween decoration. It's a dog with a little pumpkin for

(57:38):
my kid. And we were playing on the little patio.
We have behind us, like we usually just use that
for storage. We moved in, but like just because it's
always hot outside, so it's like, why am I gonna
go sit out a balcony that doesn't have an awning
on it? And we went out on the patio we're
playing this weekend and her feet were just covered in fleas,

(57:59):
like not like five or six, like twenty thirty fleas,
and it was like, what the fuck is it? Like?
Oh no, And so I I talked to my landlord.
By land was like, what do you think you could be?
And then it was probably these armadillos that lived here
that I've told you about that you didn't do anything about,
and they're still living there and now they like. She
was like, well, do you think armadillo's carry fleas? And

(58:20):
I was like, here's a google, quick google, Yes, they
carry fleas, and fleas can carry leprosy, and here's all
the other diseases and it was just like a list.
And she's like, why are you sure that they're from
the armadillos And I was like, no, but I think
they are. And either way, I shouldn't have to live
in a flea infested patio or in a place with

(58:41):
a flea infested Patty and she's like, well, you do
have a dog, right, I was like, yes, flea and
tich prevention been been years, been on it for years.
She's good. She did have a couple of fleas on her,
but like, those bitches are gonna die because second they
by her, I think that's got I think the flea
stuff just kills them or whatever. But it's like they
just jump on her because she was outside and like,

(59:01):
uh so, I was like, yeo, with these armadillas, my
dog chases them. They always run down there. I've told
you about it. It's gonna fuck up your foundation eventually
if they dig down there. And so she came over
last night as before while we're recording this, and she
came and brought her her brother and was just like, okay,
where are the armadillers, Like they're right there, like they're

(59:22):
like that's where they've been they've been going. I don't
know if they're currently in there. That is the hole
they've gone. And he's like, okay, well do you have
a shovel? And he was She was like, I'm gonna
take care of her. Was like, just get an exterminator.
Like I don't know, like come, come get it out there.
So they were gonna put a trap on the deck
that I got and I was like, no, they're not
on the deck, they're under the deck. They can't get up,
but the fleas are getting up because there's the fucking

(59:43):
boards that they can go up through and there's a
million of them. And he's like, well, do you know shovel?
Like no, I didn't have a shovel, and he asked me.
I had a bowl, and I had like a flower
pot bowl. So I walked to my patio and in
the time I did that, I probably like my both
of my legs were just covered like to the top
of my shin and fleas and see like, look at
all of these, look at all of these. This is

(01:00:04):
this is the this is the time it took me
to walk back there, grab this and walk back out
like not even thirty seconds. And she was like, oh geez, yeah,
that's bad. And I was like, okay, cool, like let's
I agree, let's get on that. So then her brother
just filled the hole with third and I was like,
you know that, like they dug that hole, They're gonna
dig that hole again, Like that's what they that's what
they did. And it's really because who ever built the

(01:00:25):
house was a dumb ass that every every other townhouse
in my little complex. It like there's like two other
ones that are like mine, where it's like it lifts
up and so there's like the little under part of it,
and then they dig under that part. If you just
built concrete and then put a fence up, they can't
dig under the ground. They just dig under that little
awning because it gives them a little bit of protection.
And like he's like, yeah, they carry the fleece. I

(01:00:46):
can't prove that they have the fleas. I'm not gonna
figure it out like that, but like we shouldn't have
to have fleas. So she's been like dragging her feet
and I'm like, look, I'm gonna call an exterminator to
day and I'm gonna get him to come out of here.
And she's like can you do that? Can you do that? Yeah? No,
you just call like get the phone and you pick
it up and you say, hey, can I get you
out there and do this? And she's like, well, I
just like, what is the cost of that. I was like,

(01:01:06):
I don't know what the cost of it. Is, but
we're gonna we're gonna figure this out. And I even
said I was like, I had an armadilla problem as
not cool before, and I was like, look, bros, I
don't really care what you do. Just don't fuck up
my shit, you know, like please absolutely counts as fucking
up my shit. So now they're dead to me. I
had put this armadilla stuff, so he was like a

(01:01:28):
cayenne pepper. Put that down there. I was doing it
all the time. Every morning when I walk my dog,
those motherfuckers are are running back in there. I thrown
stuff in there. Yeah. I was like trying to do
all this stuff that I could to get him out.
And then they was like eventually they just come back.
And so they put dirt back in the hole, and
I was like, well, they'll probably just dig it back
up again. And so then this morning, I guess they

(01:01:50):
came back at some point last night and put a
brick over it. I was like, well, I guess they
probably can't move a brick. I don't. I mean, I
don't know. They're like they're gonna dig back under there actually,
and they weren't able to trap it. My wife just said,
so what sucks. Is that? Like I had to leave
as the guy was getting there, and my wife said, flee.

(01:02:12):
Guy just left. He said, the portrait a really bad
flea problem. He soaked it, said not to go other
blah blah blah. He said. As for the armadal he
didn't see any other interests in with the dirt and brick.
They probably aren't down there now, but if they were,
the spray will make them leave, which would just mean
the hole would be back open and all of that.
But like the problem is that they are like every morning,

(01:02:32):
like when I walk my dog, there's a bunch of
them I'll see and they don't all live under there,
but they're always like scurrying for food and shit like that.
So it's like I can't be like, this is one
hundred percent on you to fix that, just the ones
under there. But like if they keep going back under
there because you don't fix it, I would just fill
the fucking bottom of that thing with concrete. Is like,
here's in your complex with a shotgun that the people

(01:02:54):
can go to and be like listen, half off, rent,
if you kill every army ower too much of like,
uh no, you can't really shoot them in like where
we live. It's it's a bad look to just that
guy's walking around the shotgun in between units. Just see
you guys know shotgun guy. He's taking care of our

(01:03:15):
armadillo program. But if you don't read that, you come
home like this guy's walk on the shotgun put signs
big every dead armadillo turned in fifty dollars off your rent.
But then she had like a whole thing with the
like disposal all. But she was like she was gonna
set up a trap and I was like, okay, well,
and then I was talking about the exterminity coming out.
If they didn't find it, that's fine whatever. But she

(01:03:37):
was saying that, okay, well, well how are they going
to dispose? It was like I don't care. Like I
tried to put as many remedies as possible. I was
trying to get out, go away. At this point, I
don't give. I do not care what happens to them.
I just I won't like if them being dead has
to has to be what gets them out, Like let's
let's go. I I tried. I tried to be palace.

(01:03:57):
I was like, you're cute. I like how high you
can jump? That's funny, stop giving me my fucking like
outside of my house fleas and it's like we don't
have an infestation in the house, but like every now
and then then you'd be like, oh shit, there's one.
And I think it's because Wheezy's Wheezy's got the collar
on because we bought a flea callar like just wear
this in case, but we had the flee collar on her.
I almost try to put one on my daughter, but

(01:04:19):
just just to help, just to help. But then like
occasionally we had like one or two, and like I
bought traps and all that stuff sprayed inside to make
sure that that that's not a thing. But it's like
the fact that it's like I would send an email
and it would wait forever, and then she would get
back and I finally got her number and that like
now it's just like let's keep you a call real fast.
But it's more of like I'm starting to be the

(01:04:40):
guy where I'm like I'm going to do this, this
is the course of action. And then she's trying to
find like a cheaper way out on other stuff, and
she was just a one time thing. Was like I
don't know, like let's hope, so I'm not making the
fleas like, this is not a me thing, this is
a this is a you thing, This is a your
house thing that I am renting thing. And then my

(01:05:01):
dryer heating element went out a couple of about a
month and a half ago, two months ago. It went
out again last night after the whole flea thing and
Armadilla thing, and then I was I was trying to
dry some clothes, like why why are they not warm?
What's up? What's going on? And that thing went out again,
and that like when I looked it up, it's like,
if it keeps going out, that means you probably got

(01:05:21):
a backup in the vents and you're not the pipe,
but the hose is there, so they're gonna have I'm
gonna have to have somebody come out there and do that.
And she always is like, well, you just front this
and then you can take it off of your rent.
But then sometimes like she's like, well you used to
have to pay like one hundred dollars of all of those,
Like this isn't my house, Like I didn't build a
deck out there. I wouldn't have built a deck. I

(01:05:44):
would not have built a deck if it was my
house just gonna tire that, but like, I don't care.
I'm renting. That's fine, but it should be taken care of.
It shouldn't be a hey, you figure this out thing,
And I felt like it was being put on me
as a hey, you figure this out thing. And then
the dryer that one way thing that that she's like, Okay,
we'll do this, and I like, my daughter's all of
the electrical outlets in the back of our our room

(01:06:06):
don't work where my daughter's like nursery area is. And
I was like, well, let's get We're going to an electrician.
I said, can you hold off on the electrician? I'd
like to speak to the previous homeowner about that. I'm like,
all right, I'll give you till tomorrow. Like this is
that's a that's an email or a text like let's
get let's get this done, but just dragging your feet,
and it's like, now I know that you're trying to

(01:06:26):
be like, well, rint's about to be due. If I
just had to pay half of his rent or all
of his rent in fixing the house, then I lose
a month's worth of a rent. Like I understand the
logically that, but that doesn't give you the right to
just fucking drag your feet on it and do all
that shit. So I've been dealing with all of that,
and it just feels like I've been at war with
these armadillos. I've been war with fleas. And then the

(01:06:47):
thing about fleas is just like I having a couple
on you at any point in time. I feel like
remember in school and somebody would have lis and you
just thought you had lice the whole time because your
head's all itchy anything like if anything touches me, I'm scratching.
I feel like a like a crackhead, just like itching
all around all the time. And it's like I'll be
at work like I'm here scratching. Just no, not a fleet,
not a flee. Please don't be a flee. You look

(01:07:08):
at a freckle, you freak out for a second, think
of it to flee. Oh no no, no, no, no
no no. And then when you get them in your
house and you get one, you're like, okay, I gotta
put it, go, find the toilet fast, throw it away
because I don't want you bouncing around anywhere else. It's
a whole fucking thing, and I have like flee PTSD.
I hate armadillos ONSC FLEETSD thank you, thank you Armadillos

(01:07:29):
I thought were cool. I'm out on Armadillo's, all right,
I'm out on Armadillo's. They're not cool anymore. And this
is this like like this is my D day, This
is my D day and it's me fighting a landlord
and Armadillo's. But apparently the Armadillos are not getting caught today. Yeah.
I mean, you've trained for fighting with landlords for years,
but that Armadillo it's more of an apartment complex. But

(01:07:51):
the apartment complex is a little bit easier to fight
because you're like this is like me, you know other people,
not just this is just me. But like I do
get to play there. Like I have two children under
the age of two, and if there are fleas, then
they could get all of these things. And if you
do not take care of this soon, then I will
be able to say that you are trying to endanger
my children. And I don't want to play that card,

(01:08:12):
but that is what I got in my back pocket.
Fight a war on two fronts, right right, And you
know what, kids also need clean clothes, and if I
can't try those clothes. It's tired to get them clean.
So if this ship doesn't get fit, Like I'm just
I'm stick and tired of having a deal with shit.
And it's like it's not my house. I shouldn't be
the one deal with all this. You should be making
these calls, but I'm making the calls. I don't know.

(01:08:32):
I hate it. It's been my not cool and it's
just it's it's a very adult not cool, just being like,
these are a lot of chores that I'm having to do,
and I want to just watch football or blueye because
I don't want to watch football sometimes either or hockey.
I want to watch the Red Wings. Fucking shout out
to the Red Wings. They're like the only team of
mine that's good. Red Wings or Red Wings, good West

(01:08:53):
Ham probably gonna get relegated Giants. Yeah, I sure love
that you talked me into bed On red Way or
the him to win the league. Well, you know, we
didn't put a lot on it. It would have been
like a bunch of money. It would have been a
bunch of money in it hit every taco bell box
I could have bought instead. Sam Houston winless in football,
Yankees ass Dynamo. Fucking ass. Is it better to be

(01:09:17):
win less than have a coach? That is all I
hear now is how every school is going to steal
my coach. That means you're good though we're not that good.
Though we're three and three, we keep losing games we
should win, and it's giving me hope that like, maybe
this will scare off the other coaches. No, he's gonna
be Oklahoma State's head coach next year. I'm like, just

(01:09:39):
say one more year and then win the Pac twelve
and decide you want to run the Pack twelve. He's
gonna be loving gone. But yeah, that's not not cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Are the Rockets your team?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:09:47):
You kind of your team there? Own one good?

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah, yeah, winless. I was telling him before. It was
so dumb. On FS one this morning, I see a
fucking graphic. Is Kevin Durant not a good fit for
the Rockets? You only had twenty three points and had
some lakinghop. Okay's fucking one game. It was literally one
game into the season against the defending fucking champions. It

(01:10:11):
went to three overtimes, two or two overtimes. I lost
by one on a bullshit vowl and we should have
won if not for some missed field goals late in
the game. So like, it's fucking game one. Shut the
fuck up. We don't have a point guard. I hate
debate shows so much, but yeah, that's uh is not
a great time. If you're a fan of any of

(01:10:32):
my teams right now, Red Wing stuff our hope. That's
my hope. The boys, the youths, the youths getting it done. U.
They say that they're probably gonna fucking tank now and
just sock it would be very very unbranded. Just can't
give me a team that's good, you know, that's all
I asked for. You just need improvement, young and fun.

(01:10:54):
Got that, got a great GM, got good young talent.
It gets better, It's gotta it gets better. Can't get
a lot worse. It can't get much worse. It really
only can get a little worse. For you at this
point is the only thing words is Red Wings start sucking.
Please don't. They won't. They're good, They're good. You're gonna

(01:11:16):
be okay, buddy, Please don't. You're my little moon. Moving on,
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unders back next year. You're not allowing them to do that.
If I'm the winner, I'm allowed to do whatever the final. Okay, fine,

(01:13:41):
if you win, we add unders next year. If I win,
you have to wear a two pay for a week. No,
that's not evil, Robert, you're the judge.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
I want to see him in a two paces off.
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna allow it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
I can't wear that to work. Well, you shouldn't make
the bet. I'm not mean. I'm telling you. When I
win next year, unders are going to be back in
there because we used to do them until fucking Kim
Jong ty or Alex over here. I almost called you, Tyler.
We would do if you do whatever, Since we did,
we've done this whole format was just PTG picks. We

(01:14:14):
never did the under We have definitely taken unders in
the past because I know I should do it and
it was gross, but they hit sometimes. Well. No, we
used to just have I think three bets or four
bets or whatever it was, and it was just whatever
you picked, but then we would all end up picking
favorites and I was like, no, it's harder to have
picked it overs because they're more fun. But I did
take but it's harder to pick. We've had this an
underdog like, it's it's harder to pick one of each

(01:14:37):
as it than it is to do just whatever you
feel like, you know, a gravy gamals. We also picked
the one. We also post the ones that we do
just feel like, like I went six and o on Sunday,
not to brag I team sucked, but I went six
and o on Sunday. This past week, I went three
and oh. Pat went one and two, one and two.
I fucking Packers. I even told almost like I almost
went Patriots. Patriots covered by a million fucking the Titans

(01:14:59):
are all awful. I don't know why I didn't do
those brable Revenge Game two, so I am eleven and
ten on the season. Now Pat is ten and eleven
neck and neck, so we're right there for the ability
to do unders and we're a to pay fair good thing.
We got our bet out of the way. If anybody's

(01:15:21):
got any good to pay links, you know, the Senate
to pass the pack and start looking. I'm not even
worried I'm gonna win. Yeah, I'm glad. I like your
top fucking picking. The packers they can't cover spread. I
like your confidence. I like your confidence. People need to
be confident like Pat. But at Gravy Gambles we also
post all of our picks anyways, so go check it
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(01:15:44):
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Speaker 5 (01:16:00):
Kept any questions all right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Our first question this week comes from our buddy ray
Mundo Benavidez at kim Undo b the three time defending
Gravy m v P the gravies at kim Undo be.
He says, is maroon just navy red? No, it's dark red. Well,

(01:16:31):
I looked up the Navy's blue. I like where he's
going with it. It's like, it's just dark red. But
the definition of maroon says a brownish crimson color. Crimson
is red, So it's just brown red. Yeah, the Navy's blue.
What happens when we make blue with red? Alex purple?

(01:16:54):
There you go, it's purple. Navy's Navy's a cool color.
It was just like black and blue. If you mix
that together a little bit, is navy brown's dark blue? Blue?
How do you make blue darker? Do you mix black?
Let me see what navy's definition is. I think I
feel like the maroon would do it. Black is just

(01:17:16):
gonna turn it black. It's not even the same. Fuck
this color of the British willy. I don't think if
I fuck you, fuck you all right anyway? No, no,
it's not. It's not navy red. Maroon is brown red.
And we would know our high school colors were maroon, maroon, moroon,
gray and white cougars. Let's fight. I never learned to

(01:17:40):
any of that. I just remember the cheerleader should always
sing that one stopped playing after sophomore year, but they
would make maroon into one syllable, so it'd go with
the thing maroon gray and white gray. It's not really
our color. But okay, yeah, good question, RAYMONDO. Our next
one is from Alex Oh at Alex mcthunder one on
egg and he says, can witches only ride brooms or

(01:18:04):
could they fly on mops and other stuff too? I mean,
have you not seen hocus Pocus, Harry Potter? I mean
in hocus Pocus, I think she literally one of them
uses a mop. Oh yeah, they can fly mops.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
Yeah, they do a vacuum too, and a vacuum.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
That was the other one was like, yeah, dude, they're witches.
They're magical beings. They can they can make some ship fly. Yeah,
because I was gonna say, like Harry Potter, Haggard flies
a motorcycle. What's going on, Eddie Martini? Would you like
to join the podcast? You wanna come on going past
the Gravy? Oh? Any any anything you want? You are

(01:18:43):
on recording. I don't know if he wants orange or
Eddie Martini had iHeart euston coming into this in the studio,
blessing us with his presence right while we're talking about
can witches fly anything? Really hard hitting stuff. But yeah,
Harry Potter, they had motorcycles, they're flying cars and brooms.

(01:19:03):
Then you fly magic carpets, all the things. Probably flying
a skateboard looks sick as hell. Do kick flips in
mid air? Yeah, flying escapeoard would be sick. Hawaiian witches,
you know, they're flying around on fucking surf board. The
silver Surfer was kind of a witch. He was silver
surfing all over the sky. So yeah, dude that you know,

(01:19:27):
the mop from Fantasia, that thing could probably fly, probably
fly on Bobby's hog over do anything. I was about
to say that when he walked in the door. That
would have been perfect funny. So yeah, I would say
witches can fly like anything you bewitch can be flown.

(01:19:48):
That's beautiful. That's like being like your magic. You make
anything magic. Not on a quote card. Yeah, Robert, make
that quote card. It's just like a handsome picture of me.
Anything that can be witched can be flown like that.
Maybe that's the shirt collab we do. That'll be perfect
because Halloween's next week, so put then the camp for
next year. All right, great question, alex So, great question,

(01:20:12):
alex So shout out. We got a little cameo that
was cool. You're gonna get an email fucking plur me
out of that bullshit. Please don't podcast from work anymore.
Next up is from Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix
on X and she this is I'm really excited for this.

(01:20:35):
Ashley says, power rank these things to steal, so she
gives us. I'm guessing she's coming off of the heist
thing things to steal. Jewels slash jewelry, the Declaration of Independence.
Hell yeah, money, traffic cones and art slash signs. Okay,
art slush signs. I feel like that counts as any

(01:20:57):
sign and any art correct. Sure, all right, all right, cool,
let me go first. Let me go first. Uh, Decoration
of Independence is one. I went the wrong way, but
declaration of Independence is one because like, fuck yeah, dude,
it's the declaration of Independence, Nick Cage. Ever since he
did it, I've all all I've ever wanted to do

(01:21:17):
is steal a declaration of independence. Not because I think
there's a map, but just be like, dude, check that out.
Declaration bro to is money you buy stuff with it.
He doesn't want money. Three is art slash signs. I'm
mostly thinking like street signs. This wasn't always cool, like

(01:21:39):
kick a poo road, Like it'd be funny if I
took that and put it on here, sixty ninth Street.
Take this. There's one I always wanted to steal coming
back from Sam Marcus, uh around like Brooks or somewhere.
It was one called Chew Road, and I was like,
I want Chew Road that I never did it right,
Uh so I go art such signs is three just

(01:22:01):
because you would like, hang up, the are the signs
you stole. I don't really care about stealing art. The
mona lease would be cool to steal, though, but I
would steal it and I would rip it in half,
run in like this is what this bitch gets for
looking at everybody on mean all these years. Uh. Four
traffic cones. Everybody's still a traffic cut at one point
in their life, and it's really fun because usually you're drunk,

(01:22:22):
you're having a good time. And then five is jewels
slash jewelry. I feel like that probably should be higher up,
but like, I don't think i'd get as much of
a rush stealing that that I did. Stealing like a
street sign or a traffic cone, which is way less valuable,
But to me emotionally, it's not as valuable. What am
I gonna wear fancy jewelry that I stole? No? Probably not?

(01:22:47):
And have you seen blue streak? That was tough. It's
tough to get back. Yeah, but your pizza. It's a
declaration independence, money, art signs, traffic cones and jewels and jewelry. Okay,
I want to go next. Okay five, Declaration of Independence.
Fy amazing movie. Amazing movie. I'm a fucking patriot. That

(01:23:09):
is the founding document of this country. And I will
not be the ultimateame of it. Then if you have it, no,
because I want it protected and I haven't to be
the most ultimate patriots wherever was it could be or
is I am a slob? It will get ruined so quickly.
I want that document protected because I love my country.
Okay five, I'm going with that. It's just jumped up. Okay. Four,

(01:23:33):
we're gonna go with money. Not a fucking thief. Get
a fucking job, dude. I'm not trying to steal money
from people. Found money is different. I find it twenty
that's not stealing find it on the sidewalk, but like
going into your mom's person stealing money? What are you
a dirt bag? I was thinking bank robbery? Yeah, me too,
or like a heist like you like robber, seeing a
like Oceans eleven? Yeah, now three art signs art stupid,

(01:23:58):
but street sign's cool. That's that's see. I like art
signs in that was meant for it to be. And
if you're doing art, that's the lamest heist to have
is stealing art. That's dumb. Well you could sell it
for a bazillion dollars. But you know what a cool
heist would be stealing jewels, the Crown jewels I'm gonna
fucking steal from Britain, or I'm a steal Napoleon ship
from France. That's awesome, that's all but that. But that's

(01:24:19):
the thing. If you're stealing jewels, it's either a heist,
which is very cool, or also maybe your bunch of
rich kids out in Hollywood and you're stealing shit from
Orlando Bloom and Kira Knightly and that's dumb. But then
they you get a cool name like the Bling Ring
and then they eventually make a movie out of you.
That's kind of cool. That's what that movies. Yeah, it was.
It was those like, uh wanna be socialite girls that

(01:24:40):
were going around just stealing Harling and other celebrities because
they would party with them and then yeah, their pieces
of ship. But that's pretty cool. Number One traffic cone.
Everybody like the traffic cone is like it's almost a
staple of the college guy dorm room. Like what happened.
I was drunk at the Square last weekend and I
saw traffic home and I threw it in the uber
with me. Really cool. Everybody should steal a traffic cone

(01:25:02):
at some point they're like or like you want to
like save a spot, put a traffic cone in there,
Like I didn't take that, And then if they steal it,
you're like, that's just the world. Be in the world,
you know. And then eventually, when you like leave college,
you're like, I'm just gonna leave this here in the
apartment for the next guys, or you know, you get
a serious girlfriend and you guys moving together and she's like,
you can't fucking keep the traffic cone. You're like, well,
how are you gonna be direct? Traffic huh. I mean

(01:25:25):
tell people they can't park here, they have to go
around this. I very much want to steal a traffic
cone again. Now this is reawakened the itch. When you
pull into my my little townhouse complex, there's the like
guest entrance in the resident entrance and the guest entrance
is to the left. You had to stop at the
guard track and gave me your idea and stuff, and
they always separate them by a traffic cone. And every
time I'm like, if I just rolled down my wind,

(01:25:45):
I can probably grab it and go. But I'm now
it's one of those intrusive thoughts where you're like, don't
do it. You live here, they know you. Like yeah,
But like every time I think about it, see now,
I am also just old enough to We're like, I'll
get caught on the camera, but I'm not gonna charge
for a traffic I'm like, should I just buy one
on Amazon? But then you're like it's not the same,
not the same at all. A stolen traffic cone is

(01:26:06):
better than a traffic coat. I think that, Like, am
I washed as a person yet? No, because I still
have that urge. It's like, you know when they're like
I want to society has quit playing ball When I
feel like I don't want to play ball anymore. It's like,
I do you still want to steal a traffic gun?
So I still got something, still got a little. I
don't know if that ever goes away as a dude,
probably not, probably not be eighty years old in a

(01:26:29):
home somewhere. This is gonna be a spot marked off.
Guess what traffic cones in my room? Yeah, all right, Bobby,
what's your rankings? Well I think that itch Pat might
be fleas, but no, no with me, I got no fleas.
You know what I'm gonna agree. I'm gonna agree with
Pat declaration number five. Come on, guys, beend done. Yeah,

(01:26:51):
it was like that makes it almost harder to do.
So it's like the ultimate eyes And I'm not gonna
do anything with it, Like I don't want it. Just
piece of paper. You read it, I'm not gonna read.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
I won't be able read it. The cursive is too cursivey.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
I can also just google it and fucking read a
picture of it right there. Yeah, but it's got bulletproof glass.
Would it be cool trying to shoot bulletproof glass? Like
I'm not trying to bang any history loving girls right now,
So like what's it for Number four? I'm going traffic cones.
What am I gonna do with that?

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
That's that's the point. Yeah, Like but like I'm not
gonna do anything if you have it. Number three, I'm
gonna go with jewels, jewelry. I feel like I would
want to, you know, like pawn those, but I don't
think that I would go to a pawn shop, so
like they would also just kind of be sitting around.
You would be funny, is if like whoever still the
French the Napoleon Crown, like went to pawn Stars, like

(01:27:43):
the pawn Stars or pawn shop and it's like, yeah,
I got this Napoleonic era guy, let me come seez Like,
oh this is legit, bro.

Speaker 3 (01:27:49):
He's like all right, cool, I want like a bazillion dollars.
The best I can do is like four hundred. I've
already caught the cops. It's only semi authentic. Number two,
I'm going with art slash signs. Those are those have use,
Like I can put them on the wall whatever, decorate.
Number one I'm going money, Yeah, and one's money money

(01:28:10):
I can use it immediately get things that I want.
Don't have to like the world's your oyster.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Yeah, I don't have to like hide it or try
to sell something. It's just like boom.

Speaker 3 (01:28:17):
You could also buy jewelry, traffic cones. Did you ever
drink beer out of the traffic cone? And just about
everything but the Declaration of Independence, which you could buy
you buy a copy of. Yeah, did you ever do that?
And called you drink beer out of the traffic home? Well,
a lot of the ones that we had had the
hole at the top. Yeah, you just plug the whole
fucking kind And then no, I didn't really want to

(01:28:40):
drink out of the traffic cone. Well, we were dirt bags,
I know that. Guess. Sam Houston party as hard as
Texas state. We partied enough, We parted enough. All right, great,
great power inking great, This is a go on, This
is a going next up, We've got Landing show, right,

(01:29:01):
and then for I believe the first time, but Landon says,
would it be cooler to heally into the room before
sex or heally out of the room after sex? This
is a tough one. I think the heey out is
a little bit cooler. Later, babe, I think so too
unless you try and semi Dennis Robinett and you heally

(01:29:24):
right into it, right into it. But the but the
I mean announcing your presence with a Healey into the room.
You're just naked wearing Heely's. That's pretty cool. But also
if like you just leave them next to the bed
and when you're done, you just fucking roll out right
in the Heellys and glide right out of them. Yeah, later, babe,
going to play games with the boys. I like making
the exit better too, And I also like to think

(01:29:46):
that like she didn't know you had Healey's on before,
so you just kind of walk in. You gotta you
gotta pushed up into the fuck. Yeah, you know, you
get the deed done thirty seconds after, right, Thanks babe.
It was cool. Just can't even like what the rip
of fart on the way out, you had a he
you had Heale's on, and she's like, come back here,
let's go for around too, Carah, give me a second.

(01:30:08):
What you said, wheel back in the Grandpa Simpson. You
just fucking wheel right back in. Yeah, but they like
you have to like not let her know you've got
the heeyes before. Yeah, And then that just makes it
that much more epic when you're going out, Like that's
leaving with a bang. But what about you, Robert? Definitely
the exit, definitely excit. Yeah. People always talk about making

(01:30:29):
a big entrance, but making a big exit can have
some power too. You mean a sexit boom. We are
crushing it today. We're crushing it today. Boys. I think
people are probably just tuning out. Fuck now, dude. Everyone
likes to say they don't like puns. Everyone does like
them though. They're fun. I think so if you get

(01:30:50):
a good one, you're like, yeah, that's pretty good. Sometimes
it's either gonna be really good or so bad that
it's good. We're usually I like to do. Yeah, I
like I like watching local news. Dude, like you are
going to fall in love with this pumpkin. That's the
dumb one, And you're like, Okay, you can't think of it.

(01:31:10):
You can't plan a good one. It just has to
happen organic. Yeah, Yeah, you gotta think of it and
just be able to throw it in. There's never been
a good pun that was on the teleprompter. And also pun,
and by pun, I mean also just combining names. Oh
that's what I do. But yeah, that is a pun
to me. I don't. I don't know und percent of
what that is, but yeah, we're not learning about it.
And then our last question this week, Thanks for writing

(01:31:31):
in Land and appreciate you bro. Keep them coming. The
last one is from Lewis, just Lewis the last name.
Lewis says, at what point do hangouts become dates? Robert,
I'd like you'd answer this one first.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
When you're paying for it, when you're paying for like
the activity you're doing, you're paying for dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:31:54):
How would you pay for this with cash? Yeah, I've
covered lunch for my boys before. That wasn't a date. Well,
I'm assuming that they mean, like, you know, sex or
something like that, someone that they're interested in. We're about
if they're interested in the same sex they can be
let's see. I think it's that penetration. We're both just kidding.

(01:32:14):
No kissing. I think once you kiss, that was that's
a date. I mean, I don't know if you're just
hanging out on the couch, you just hanging out, Yeah,
I think each other you stare at each other's lips,
is a little quiver you go in? That's a date? Now? Yeah,
I think when do hangouts become dates. Hangs become dates
when like you both acknowledge that their dates. I think

(01:32:36):
it's that's pretty pretty simple. And I think that I
don't know if lewis, I don't know if you're like
worried about like, oh, it's just just ask hey, was
that a date? And that's fair to ask, and if
it's if somebody gets weird about that, that's fine, just
like I would rather ask and you say no than
me be like, Okay, I think we've got on three dates, Like, no,
we were just hanging out. What are you talking about.

(01:32:57):
I'm not gonna take you so I don't have to
keep paying for I'm not going to take you to
a steakhouse unless you're just really cool to chill it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:04):
Do you think there's like a time limit, like a
hangout is this amount of time long and the date
is longer?

Speaker 3 (01:33:12):
I think it's different, Like it's not it. I mean,
it can be a date, but to me, it's not
really a date if you want to come over and
watch Netflix. But if you come over watch Netflix, like
can somebody you cook for whatever or she cooks for you? Okay,
that's that's sort of a date. But that's all you're doing. Yeah,
you're hanging out, Like are you Like if you're dating,
you would know. If you're dating, you need to make

(01:33:33):
it sure that the other person. You need to make
sure the other person knows, not just a like. I
think there's so many people that probably like, yeah, I've
been hanging out with this guy or this girl for
however long I'm dating them, and then the other like, no,
I just thought you were really cool. What are you
talking about? But like if if you're hooking up, I mean,
that's all might be kind of but it's probably when
the hangouts are now one on one because usually a

(01:33:55):
hangout is like you're in a group of people, but
then all of a sudden, now we're making claims together
just us too. I feel like that is because there's
a difference in being like, do you want to go
get dinner? And like can I take you to dinner?
Because that could also still be can I take you
at dinner? Can still be not a date, but I
think it sounds more like a date and I don't

(01:34:17):
we go? Can I take you on? Would you we
go on a date with me? Is this a date?
And today's day and age always hear how like guys
don't take women on dates anymore, you don't go to
I think if you're going out to dinner, that is
unequivocally a date nowadays, because it's just does not like
a lunch related like a work related anything or anything
like that. It's just hey, you want to go get dinner?
I mean, cause like the standard is a lot of

(01:34:37):
the time let's go get drinks, which a lot of
time is a date now or like, but like, if
you're going to dinner, that I think that's a date.
Ess Actually, dinner, like lunch, can still be if you
if you're going if you're taking them out for dinner,
that's a date. It's a date when you both recognize
that it is a date, and if you don't know
if it is date, just be like, hey, are we

(01:34:58):
going a date? And also just I'd like to take
you on a date. I think, just like you know,
let's talk. Communication is very important. Communication is very important.
I always say my first date with my wife was
at Taco Bell because that's the first time we had
a meal together. But yeah, no, it wasn't. The first
date was when I asked her on a date and
we went to Chili's because we find dining in this house.

(01:35:19):
That's what we did Huntsville Chili. Is it rocked? But
like she said, yes, this is a date, so I counted.
I think the taco bell one didn't count. You're hanging out?

Speaker 4 (01:35:30):
What are you doing on a first A pat good question?

Speaker 3 (01:35:34):
Is it? If we're doing what I want to do.
We're going to a fucking bar Chili's. No like a bar,
bar like I wanted to want ideally like one. It
helps loop up the you know, you get a couple
of drinks and makes everything a little easier. Also, I
love drinking a bar with a dance floor. I want no, no,
I'm not a dancer. If it's like I always a

(01:35:55):
dance floor, but they have a dance floor if I
get drunk enough to dance. I got too drunk on
that date. But I just want to backupdude, Let's get
a little lubed up, fucking let's get drunk. See if
we like each other. Do our vibes match when we're drinking?
Because guess what, I'm going to be drinking through a
lot of this relationship. This guy might have a problem.
I just I like to drink. I'm Irish. It's my

(01:36:15):
biggest hobby hangouts. But hangouts begin to dates when you
both acknowledge that they are and if you have thought
that you're on a date, just kind of, you know,
confirm it. That's the best way. Asking and getting shot
down is worse than dragging it out and you're building
feelings and they feel nothing and you're spending money. It's
not worse than so asking and getting shut down is

(01:36:38):
not worse. The worst thing is where we're leading yourself
along because you just can't out of this girl. Six
seven times. We've gone to dinner a couple of times
and she said, oh no, I just thought we were friends,
which again, like if a dude's taking you at dinner
multiple times, he probably thinks it's a date. I'm not
saying you had to recognize it as a date, but
like she just might want to free dinner, which is rude. Eventually,

(01:37:02):
eventually you kind of kind of make it clearly this
isn't a date. That's me telling women what to do.
But I'm a girl dad, so it's okay, I can
do that. I think I have that right, right, Yeah,
And those are the laws, all right? Correct? Good, good
question Lewis would love to hear from you again. Just Lewis,

(01:37:24):
Just Lewis. I like Just Lewis. All right, great questions, everybody,
Great pod fellas. I feel like this is was a
weird one, but sometimes the weird ones are the most
fun ones. And I thought we had a good time.
I had a surprise guest, the head of iHeart was here.
That was cool. This might be the last podcast now,
Well guess we'll find out next week. But let's pick

(01:37:44):
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Speaker 4 (01:38:47):
Bett Middler. I can think of did that last week.

Speaker 3 (01:38:49):
Bette Midler, She's awesome. Nothing wrong with taking her twice
in a row, all right, Luke K and Nick k Bettler.
I'm gonna go with every Wednesday Bono Bono just because

(01:39:10):
he looks like the guy from Rush and Rush is back. Yeah,
so I'm not gonna pick Rush, but I'm gonna pick
oh fuck Rush. Rush was the first one. I'm just kidding. No,
it wasn't the jam Mark Wahlberg, chiwit tell O, Ja

(01:39:32):
kafor the Smiths, Robert Mitchum, the Stooges and Louis Armstrong's
Run that Back. That was a pretty bad role. Nick Cage,
Bette Midler and Bono, Neil Young, Yermo Villis, Paul Newman,
Angela Bassett, Alex at Chung, Susanne Suzanne Langland, Anthea Gibson

(01:39:55):
and Holly Hunter and our last one. Nick Cage, Bette
Midler and Bono, know, Andre an Esta, Marilyn Monroe, Magic Johnson,
Ernest Borgine, Paul Giamatti, Sam Cook, Paul O'Grady and Alec Guinness.
Sir Alec get us. I believe all right, nobody was

(01:40:15):
even close on that one. Is not the Georgie you're
looking for, all right, Have a great rest of your week.
Fuck the Eagles, Fuck the eagles, giants, come on, let's
do this all right, Love you guys until we talk
to you next time. Past the gravy, Yeah, bitches.

Speaker 1 (01:40:32):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang baby, powder top and lead spread
as wait.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Listen, it's a past the great great We goin fishing
for your bitch today with drunk and Houston Houston baby.
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get wished today.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Bitch, bitch.

Speaker 6 (01:40:55):
He saw gravy passau get talking, go for ours hours entertainment,
superpower Gravy gang getting louder, louder, cast up, no childer man,
we laugh, no.

Speaker 1 (01:41:08):
Prouder, live on maybe out of the top and leader spread.
As we're listening to a pastor.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Grad Gray, we ain't gonna with fishing for your bitch
today with drunk and Houston, that Houston bab and we
go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today, rich bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Mm hmm