Pass The Gravy #641: Clone Dawgs

The guys talk about sci-fi movies, cloning, and the NFL trade deadline. They also power rank Ninja Turtles and learn about beaver moons.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, Powder Top and lead spread as wait listen, it's
past the Gray Great we go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunky Houston Net Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and let camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's Past the Gravy Episode six hundred and forty one.
I am your good buddy Alex with my friend Robert
Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes aka the hog enjoining us today,
very very special guests. We found him still still trying
to trick or treat today, brought him into the studio.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
It's Pat dianaybody.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Hi, No, I'm actually very proud of my I haven't
even been Bodyy discounting candy this year. I've stayed away
from it. I need I do need to go buy
HB after this, though, so who knows.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Might as well.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Jack. I don't know, Jack.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I was at this story yesterday and they had some.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I think it's just I just haven't happened to be
at a Walgreens in the last three days.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
That's really what it comes down to. If you're out
of Walgreens. After a major holiday, you gotta buy at
least one bag of candy.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah. We took the kids to my parents and they
had less trick or treaters and they had expected and
they really just bought a bunch of candy.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And I was like, what are we going to do
with this? I've got this.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I feel like there are just less trick or treaters
now everyone knows the hack of you just go to
a rich neighborhood. I think rich neighborhood's probably get slammed
and everyone else is just like kind of a light
year this year.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, and I feel like there were groups of like
nine ten kids at a time. So you used to
just be like you'd go with your family, I feel like,
and then like the older you'd get, you'd go do
stuff like with your friends. But it'd be like you
would just come to my neighborhood or something like that,
and then it'd be us and like nine other people,
and then those people aren't trick or cheating and they
I don't know, it's pretty consistent, but it wasn't crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
I did have a buddy who you know, they just
put the candy outside. He was like, let's sit out
with the dogs, and his wife was like, I don't
fucking want to meet all these kids. Sure enough, like
not even an hour and teenagers come by just stole
all the candy.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Well, like that's the pig move. The people they get
mad about. They're like one trick or treat candy or
one candy per trick or treater. We're watching, and I
like it when they have the skeleton. It's like skeleton watching.
And then I also like the next day of them
people are shaming it. It's like, look at this kid.
Whose kid is this? Like, dude, did you put out
free candy you were going to give away and one
kid got it?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Honestly, who fucking cares?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, not kids, teenagers, right, which like when you put
free candy out, you know that that candy is going.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
You're the goal is for that candy to be gone.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
If other kids come, they're not gonna be like, oh,
these people didn't put out candy. They're gonna say, man,
this candy's gone. No one's gonna think you're a dick.
So then trying to pass judgment onto somebody, Yes, it's
a dick move. Who fucking cares? It's weird. To people
like that that they have to put like on our
next door app whose character was Does that's Hayden taking candies?
I don't know. Did he take twenty five snickers? Oh no,

(03:12):
I'm sorry, I do remember there was ten dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
There was like one house in my neighborhood growing up
that would do that. They just put the bowl outside.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
That's like most houses now, but.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Back then it was one.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
And I remember every year you had to sprint across
the neighborhood to get there. But we would be like
we nobody would ever empty the bowl. You just take
like a handful of the out of the one, but
like you had to literally as soon as trick or
treating started, sprint across the neighborhood to get there or else.
By the time you got there five minutes in, their
bowl was empty. But also like and when we were kids,
I don't remember seeing teenage Like you never saw kids

(03:45):
outside of trick or treating age trick or treating now
it's like regular kids will be like fifteen, still trying
to go around.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
What the fuck you're doing? Go to a party and
get drunk? What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't think kids are drinking these days.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Kids suck nowadays, dude. Now Also it's harder, like their
parents can track them everywhere they get. Yeah, like you
we were just your little ping on it every weekend,
tell our parents, Oh, I'm going over to John's house.
But no, you're dying of alcohol poisoning in a random
field somewhere.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Yeah, like we just had it better.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
We thought we didn't, but we did.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Now Unlike now there's people that like their grades get
just texted to your parents, Like when the parents the
teachers entered it's like, uh, you failed or failed at
MAC test. And I remember hacking the we've got a
photos Well, I mean I yeah, I was. I just
didn't apply myself. I was probably smarter than I led
on to be, not smart, but smarter. I think it's

(04:38):
been my grades where I mean, And I was never
like I'm not saying I was a straight a student.
I think I was solid, like right in the middle.
But I fucked around and would not get those grades always.
And I realized that if you photo show or you
could like, uh scan a progress report not a report card,
so you can only do it every three weeks, but

(04:59):
you could scan the progress report. And then I found
somebody that could turn it into a word document. And
he was like, I know, you know our parents didn't
know how to see if that stuff was different. Well, no,
because it was the exact same like it looked. It
said like Katie icd on it. It said on it, and
you could just backspace your like and so you could
just like change people's names and stuff, so you could
change mine. And then you could just change whatever class

(05:21):
it was and change the grade by just clicking and
hitting backspace and typing. And it was like I never
had a bad Progress support again. But then like the
report car would come, like you had you had an
a how did you get that to a D as?
It was you know, bad bad end of the Semester's
how it works.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
But I would always get I don't know how your
parents will let you get away with that.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
I would always get my car taken away if I
had a bad Progress Reporter report card. And I was
always able to not fail, but I was close every time.
But then instead of having to like deal with the
drama of like, hey, progress report sucks, what the fuck?
I just wait here? I just got good, I didn't
have to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah, no, I mean I worked a lot harder than
I probably did.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Like, if I had applied myself that much in class,
I would have absolutely not had to.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's the way. That's why I'm dumb.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Shit, It doesn't matter. You struggled all through school, just
barely scraping by. I graduate with honors and everything was
easy for me. Look at where we are now.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
You're managing a very successful restaurant.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Though I'm a manager at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
That's exactly what I said, managing a very successful restaurant.
But I do think that a large part of school
is just helping you grow up a little bit. I mean,
definitely helping you grow up, but like getting through school,
I think is a lot of its own education. Like
I don't know, did you fail? No, you didn't fail,
But how did you not fail? Did you have to
find a way to cheat? Because if you had to

(06:47):
go around the rules to find a way to cheat
and you were able to pull it off, I think
that teaches you something about the real world. The real
world is like, yo, dude, Robert does all the work
at the office. But if I just like around and
hear what he says, and I pitched the idea that
Robert brought up in a meeting. Then I seem like
the genius and I get credit for it, even though
I absolutely just cheat it. Like that's what people do

(07:09):
that all the time in the workplace and in school.
It's like, it's just not how the real world is. No,
it's absolutely how the real world is.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
See, that was the thing.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
You had to apply yourself to figure ways to get
around it. I've always said this was my problem. I
never had to try everything school wise came so easy
to me. I never tried or learned how to even
like study or give any effort in anything. So then
when I got to college and I had to know
how to do that stuff immediately, everything just went poorly.
From that point on, I have no idea how to

(07:36):
apply myself. I've never had to do this.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
But you figured out how to apply yourself enough to pass.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, switching to a criminal justice degree where you need
the zero knowledge, that's what Like, I think that's what
learning is. It's not just grades, it's figuring out how
to be a person. And a lot of times I'm
still struggling with you. But yeah, I think everybody is.
I think everybody is. But I think that a lot
of times it's just like, can you achieve what you're
supposed to achieve? If you graduated, Who fucking cares what
your grades were? The well you know that, like your

(08:04):
employers are gonna see your grades, like they're not gonna
fucking check. They're like, you have a fucking degree, Yeah,
your GPS and now you probably don't even need those anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Unless you're going into like finance or something right that
where it's competitive, then they care about your GPA. Regular job, Like,
if you're going to be a teacher, they don't give
a fuck. They just give a fuck that you have
the piece of paper and the needy and you have
a warm body.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
That's all they hear. The bodies so many teachers have
been quitting the last ten years. They're like, we don't
give a fuck who you are. Yeah, shout out to
the teachers though, But I don't know why I went
out a little school rant there. Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I never kids kids these days don't understand how easy.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
It is Halloween candy and kids are getting tracked and
then the people posting the like videos of the kids
that are just like, yeah, he's your kids, let him
go get fucking drunk. Also, just don't be a dick, Okay,
like nobody nobody cares. Like, if you put candy out
to get taken, the candy gets taken, Who cares if
he gets taken by one kid? All Right, that's it.
You don't need to be a tattletale, you fucking whiny bitch.

(08:59):
Speaking of the cameras, though, is it weird? Do you? Like?
I feel like there's a lot of footage I see
of people with cameras inside their house and it's like,
look at me scaring my wife. And it's like the
husband crawling on his knees and he pops up. He's
like booh and she she freaks out and screams he's
a gotcha. Is it weird that there's that many people
with cameras just in.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Their living rooms? Yeah, and like bedrooms and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Like I know a lot of them are set up
like it's people obviously trying to create content and do that.
But still I would be like, Okay, we're trying to
get famous doing this. We've got there's one hundred percent
someone gonna hack your camera and see your wife walking
around naked. That's the way of thinking, Like if there's
a camera, somebody can access it, and then my dog's

(09:43):
gonna be on the internet.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Yeah, or like you mean, like I can't just jerk
off of my bedroom without any without like my wife
being able to.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Look at this. Yeah, that's a great you can just
run that back.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Look at my dog. He jumped over the table. How
wacky is he? You just have footage of all of
the things that are happening. Like, just turn that shit off.
I understand when you leave if you want to be like,
all right, turn the cameras on. If anybody breaks in,
I'll see who it was. I get like also for
like babysitters and stuff like that. I understand the need
for it, but it's wild to me that there's people
that are just that. Like I understand the outdoor cameras,

(10:14):
have any cameras outside to see if anyways fucking with
your shit, to have the ring cameras on all that stuff,
But it's like the inside the house cameras are wild
to me.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
Fucking nineteen eighty four inside your house, man just trying
to have a nanny state where you can see everything.
Just let go and you don't need to know everything
that's going on all the time. Man, there is funny
stuff that happens. We're like, haha, you fired, But really,
what like made me think.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
It's funny for you? The world doesn't need to know it.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
What made me think about that was I was walking
my dog the other night.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I just ripped ass and then I looked and there
was like the blue ring thing, and I was like,
I wonder how many cameras just get people walking dogs
or just walking by and they're just like, what the
you get the notification that ding? You look and it's
just somebody just ripping ass in front of my front door.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
Okay, now I want to set that up just and
that's the only thing.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's the only notification big.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Only like I'm gonna calibrate it to fart pescibels and
it better not go off unless there's a fart.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
But like there used to be it they like, hey,
I'm gonna go out cyber fast. I had to take
a call, and you didn't have to take a call.
You just had to rip ass and was at a
girl's house. Now that girls, dad's gonna get a notification.
It's like your boyfriend just ripped ass on our front
porch with the fuck I was trying to be a gentleman.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
Next time, all fart on your daughter's sir.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is there any safe place to fart these days?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
No, the woods on girls. It's always funny to fart
on girls. Not at work, that's inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
My daughter started thinking fighting is funny this week. Fuck it,
that's so awesome, that's sick. Did it and she fired.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
She just looked at me and giggled and did it again,
and she start ah. I was like, hell, yeah, dap
it up. Let's dap let's dap it up? Fart ti funny?
Then it's an age. Just wonder it's always funny.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
I mean they they say the first daughter is always
just like her father, So I don't know if they
say that, I could have just.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Made that go with it and what I'm with it.
I wasn't gonna correct you on it.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
But it is wild how many people just have like
constant video of them all the time, says me, Who
is on a morning show where I am videoed and
on a podcast who I am videoed and I post
about it all the time.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
But that's your job. Yeah, I like to turn off
from home.

Speaker 3 (12:19):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Like if I was a piece of shit and knew
about technology. I would just be hacking all these famous
people's cameras and blackmailing them.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Like, I don't know how that was, but I get
that people would do that. I said, I started it
out if I was a piece of.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Shit, I don't know. I don't know where I was
going with that. Also, speaking of video cameras, I watched
Cloverfield for the first time. I was trying to find
like a spooky movie for Halloween. Hadn't seen Cloverfield as
I think a lot of people have talked about Cloverfield.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I've never seen it. It fucking rocks.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Yeah, I would not recommend watching it really drunk because
the shaky camera.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Can fuck with you.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
It's almost cooler it is.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
And then I got in the rabbit hole where I
was like, oh, there's other ones, and I followed like that, oh,
i've read all the books.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I got into that there's books Wikipedia.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Okay, I've seen most of the first one. I was
reading a lot of the Wikipedia stuff. Didn't know John
Goodman was in the other one, and it's like they're
not attached. The third one, it's Clorofield Lane. Yeah, ten
Clorofield Lane that's the only one I've seen and.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
They're in like a bunker.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Right.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I thought it was really really good.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't like, dude, the book was amazing. I was
really interested. I read only thirty seconds. Yeah, it was awesome.
He traps her in the house, right, and then it's
bad outside, and I don't know. I spent a few
years off to reread it. I did read the synopsis.
I didn't realize that's what you meant. I was like,
if there's real books, I might buy the books and
read them. Shit.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
No, it is a really cool like basically it's Blair
Witch but with with uh a space monster because it's
just all where it's all found footage.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah, it did look cool and TJ. Miller's hlarious TJ Miller.
And then also spoiler like why do you like? You
don't fuck that your brother died? But then you're gonna
go all the way back across Manhattan where they're like
it's totaled, it's ruined to find this chick.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
The world's ending, and there's one girl that might bang you.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Yeah, I'll go.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
You're trying to get off so the world doesn't end.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Yeah, but it's a giant monster record. I get.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
It's basically God's till you're like, I'm probably gonna die.
Let me try and find some puss.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
I understand.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
Yeah no, but Cloorfield rocked, and I feel like it
like when I looked at the well, where did you
watch it? What was it on? I just it was
Amazon or Hbo or it's one of the streaming services.
Maybe Paramount could have been.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm naming them all, but yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
It was just on cable. It was I'm the idiot
that just gets all of the streaming services, like they
get me. Like that's how like it's we're fucked anyways.
Oh hey, well that's on t B. Now what the
fuck is tub I don't know what to be is?
Did you have Fubo? Well, download fubo. Do you know
what dazzen is? Download dazzen if you want to watch
this one game. It's always funny to me when you

(15:02):
go over somebody's house and they have all the ads,
Like you go on their TV and it's got like
all of the free I'm like, what are you watching
on there?

Speaker 5 (15:10):
There's nothing on any of them.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
There's always like one or two movies that they have
for like three weeks, like you can watch Spider Man three,
but like you you can only watch.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
An ad every forty seven seconds.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
And you only have the next two days and then
we don't have the rights to it anymore.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Paramount.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
I have to watch it.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
It's been years. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Long, to be fair.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
That was in one of the ones I named.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Who did it was like the fourth one you name.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
I named all of them, but they nailed one and
I will just edit it. Yeah, so you clip that.
I just clipped that part. Yeah, Alex, it's on Paramount.
Oh nice.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I think like I don't like scary stuff, but I
do like kind of thriller stuff, and that's scary though.
It was by jj Abrams who made Lost, so very
thrillery inside fi. It's more of like a Godzilla type one.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Like there's monster movies and then there's like, you know,
Godzilla type monster movies.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Those ones aren't scary.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
The Cloverfield Rock it's like an hour and a half,
so it's not even that long.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
It's quick watch. It's nice. Yeah, so shout out to
Cloverfield There came out in two thousand and eight.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
Make another one. I haven't read anything in a while.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
I think they're working on another one, all right, perfect,
I think they're working on another one.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
And then what else did they have?

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I don't know why, but I feel like the I'm
just gonna leave this here has popped up a lot
on my timeline. Just just gonna leave this here. And
it's a photo that it's either a bad looking photo
for whoever they're quote tweeting, or just a funny photo.
And I it's a little bit annoying, but I kind
of just want to do it for stuff that means
absolutely nothing. It's fun to do, and really, I'm just

(16:42):
gonna leave this here.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
And it's just like a picture of a goat.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
If you have any coworkers that you like annoying, you
just like I'll do it to the bartenders. I'll just
like have something in my heads with hey, I'm just
gonna leave this here and then I walk away. I'll
just leave them trash. I like that, Like, I literally
leave this here.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
I like that we this for me, and you just
you put the trash in their hand and then you
walk off.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Like if you're in an office and you have like
a paper coffee cup, you just walk by like your
friend's desk, like finish your coffee, go, I'm just gonna
leave this here, and then you walk away and leave
your trash cup with them.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Hey, I'm gonna be right back, and then you you're
gonna be right back. You didn't specify when, but you
also didn't say you're ready to come back. To get that.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Right back is a relative term. You don't know that.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
That could mean five minutes, that could mean five days,
five years. Even that might be stretching it a little bit.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I'm just gonna leave this serious musa start doing that
all the time.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
You're the one the way you were talking about, though,
usually I see it like that'll be like politics Twitter
or not even necessarily politics. But it's like somebody says
something like I'm gonna dunk on them with this old
out of context clip of them saying a thing boom,
I'm gonna leave this right here. So when you contradicted
yourself fifteen years ago when you had different views.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Like a GM be like we're gonna looking to make trades,
and then they don't make trades, and it's like the
so and so stays pat at the trade deadline. They're
like I'm just gonna leave this here. It's them saying
we're looking to make trades. See told you the Really.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
It's almost any time Jerry Jones does anything and then
you can just drop in one of those ones of
him being like, I want the Cowboys to be a
side show and always in the news, and that's my
number one priority.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Really, football is not your number one priority, Jerry. And
stopping black people from going into integrated.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Schools, that too. Jerry loves that.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
People can't forget look it up. That's true. It's not
us making it up. So why I'm not a Cowboys fan, Well,
I just I'm all for integrated schools.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
I don't hate any future children I would have. That's
why I'm not a.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Cowboys Anybody that anybody that knows me knows that I
am very pro integrated schools. It's like the first thing
Robert learned about me. I was like, hey, Robert, what
are your thoughts at integration of schools? And he was like,
I'm pro. I was like good because he's like me too.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
Yeah, same here. I'm a big sports guy.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Yeah, if you're not, I wasn't going to hire you,
So welcome aboard. And that was the entirety of the interview.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Were your thoughts on sexism? You're against it? Good?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Same, well, in certain situations, I'm for it.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
Is it funny forgot to ask Pat that I'm all
for everything? If you're not being serious about it? Wait, no,
not everything.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Just don't bother me. Really, that's that's my thing.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Sexism is okay if it's a joke. Put that on
a quote card. Yeah, put that on a quote card. Uh,
would you guys bring in for the prekime segment?

Speaker 4 (19:28):
I thought earlier today I scratched my ear. Yeah, is
earskin the same as dick skin? Because like, you know,
when you scratched the inside of your ear and you're
basically like, dude, if that was on my penis, I
would have just came.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
It feels so good scratching. You've never scratched the inside.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Of your ear and just been like, oh no, take
out your keys right now, scratch the inside.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I don't want to shove keys in my ear.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I don't want this is I would never do that either.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
What you've never been like, oh my, like the inside
of my ear is itchy, or like you can feel
a little bit of wax and you just have to
like get it out, just feel. But you scratch the
inside of your ear, and it's feels so fucking good.

Speaker 1 (20:09):
I know, it like scratching an itch and it feeling better.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
It feels like, dude, the inside of your ear. I'm
telling you, it's the same thing that's vagina or dick skin.
It doesn't work with your finger. You got to get
in there, man, use your pen. It's too fat, it
doesn't have the I don't know. There's definitely people that
are listening right now. They're like, yes, I get what.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You mean, fellas you coming when you're ladies, dear ladies.

Speaker 5 (20:30):
Scratching the inside of your ear.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It's the closest that you can get to masturbating in
public because it feels so good. But people, the only
thing is people might think you're gross. They're not gonna
be that dude's being a perv right now. But like
I'm telling you, if you need to get the motor
run and forget viagra, just start touching the inside of
your ears. This is wild to me that neither one

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of you even knows about this thing, because now it's
just there's no discussion to be had.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
No, there is a discussion I just like I've always
just be like, yeah, that's nice scratching that info.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It feels good. Not like I'm gonna come dude.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
Literally, I got out of my car to walk into
the building here and I scratched the inside of my
ear and I wrote it down immediately.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
I was like, that was amazing.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Slow week, Huh.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
It was the most fun I've had since at least
last night.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, those get I get you. I was letting you
just have that one.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Actually it would have been two days ago, but that's
not important.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
All right.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Well, fuck you guys. All right.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
I hope you never scratch your ear and it feels good.
I hope it's unsatisfying every time with the rest of
your life.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
I fucking hate you guys so much. No, you guys,
back me up.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
When comment on the YouTube, be like, I fucking love
fingering my ears YouTube.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Come slash that pass your podcast, or just search past
your podcast on YouTube, or just hit me up on
X because I'm probably not gonna see the other one.
You know what YouTube is.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
Well, I'm just saying I want the actual gratification of
like opening up fucking Twitter this week and having just
a bunch of dudes be like I fucking love touching
my ears and be like, hell yeah, brother, earperves unite.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
All right? You know your ears made of cartilage. Apparently
so is my dick. No, I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
And I'm saying the inside of the ear obviously, not
the flappy part.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
That's part that's cartilage.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, but that's only stiff. Okay.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I don't like the way you're making me feel right now.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
I didn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Somebody else say something, Robert, what about your what's your
comment or precome segment? When is Thanksgiving? Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:40):
That's so fucking stupid. Why would you even say anything
like that on a podcast?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Thursday the twenty something.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Yeah, it's in like two weeks.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Okay. Should holidays just have a date?

Speaker 6 (22:52):
No more of this four Thursday of the month or
you know, Memorial Day. I don't even know first last
Monday of the month.

Speaker 3 (23:01):
I do see where you're going with it. But like
Thursday being Thanksgiving Day makes sense. I think Christmas should
probably rotate too, honestly, Like Christmas.

Speaker 4 (23:12):
Should just be like Christmas needs to be a set
day because it was the fake day that Jesus was born.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
And we're just like, hey, we're gonna remember it here.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
That was actually in the summer. But at some point
we're like, yay, there's a sick party that goes on
at the end of the year. What if we just
made that. Hey, we're all gonna take a break for work,
so it's gonna be the beginning.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Can we do another party before that?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Hey, you know when we party at the end of
the year and take off work, what if we did
it like five days before that.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Yeah, we have to have an excuse Jesus.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
If Christmas is the fake date that Jesus was born,
why is that the same case? Why is there not
a specific date for Why is there not a fake
date for when he was resurrected?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Why is why does that? Why does that one change?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
That is a very good point. Well, because that has
to Easter has to be from the right. It's like,
he didn't come back this day. Said that, you said
he came back two weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Last year.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
We have Christmas Day and ree Christmas Day. I like,
ree Christmas Day.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
We should just come up with a day and make
it record.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Like, I'm sure if we talk to biblical scholars, they
could tell us what time of the year that happened,
then we just fucking pick a day.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, but I'm not gonna like look up all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
No, Robert, you do it. But I think, I think,
and I'm dumb. But Easter ends after forty days of
lent would start on a certain day, so whenever that
day is, it's got to be forty days from but
you don't know the day. Yeah, because you have Sundays,
just have dates. Thanksgiving is the only one that I
know because it's my favorite. Nobody you have to have
Thursday football because then if you had Tuesday football, it

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sucks up the next week's football. So you couldn't get
Thursday football. You can get football every week, and you
gotta have football. Yeah, it's like you have to.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
No one say that there still can't be a football thing.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
When the Pilgrims came over with a wee.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Do it on Tuesday, Well what if you can't?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
What if that's the nice price?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Only during COVID could we do that?

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Now we can have football on Tuesdays? They have action
And see.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Dude, it's about player safety. Man.

Speaker 5 (25:07):
They need time to recover their bodies. That's not enough time.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
You don't care about player safety.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
You care about football players, and football will stop if
not for player safety. But like, what was the other
one you said, Labor Day or Memorial Day or whatever.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
That has to be on a Monday all the time,
and you can't pick a specific day because everybody needs
that extra day off, so it's got.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
To be it could still be a day off.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, but you need the long way.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
You know, there's always guaranteed long on the day.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
And then there's the observance. Yeah, yeah, a good point.
So that could still be the thing.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
And that's kind of tight too, because then you can
like half asked it at work whatever day it is,
and be like, no, if I get to observe it here.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Honestly, I would be down for adding Halloween into this
rotating day thing. It should always be the last Friday
of the month. Halloween should never happen on like a
Tuesday or Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah, Halloween doesn't make sense like that Thanksgiving though, I'm
finding it on Thursdays. New Year's Day is always like
you can't change that around.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
Yeah, that's I mean, that's literally named after a specific day.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
But everybody knows that the Pilgrims came over and gave
smallpox blankets to the Indians on a Thursday, and then
they watched a lot of football under the smallpox blankets.
Like that's so that's a tradition that they have to keep.
They landed in Detroit and then there was a small
shittier version of them that went down to Dallas and
we're like, hey, this is ship. Eat this.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
See if if not for football, I'd be fully on
board with you, Robert that, like, just pick a fucking day.
But Thanksgiving we need it Thursday so we can watch football.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
Wednesday Thanksgiving would be kind of sick.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
No, no, but also like this is too early.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
As a kid always should have Likeday.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
They should have a leap Thanksgiving, like every four years
it's on a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Randomly, You're like.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Oh, what don't what are we doing? This feels this
feels naughty. I don't like it now because like we're
Friday things. Maybe that Friday things Giving go hard.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Now with my job, Like I gotta I gotta work
on Thanksgiving, but like I can always get away with
taking Friday off. And then I just had my regular
two days off for the weekend it went to Wednesday.
I don't know if I can just take off two more.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
Days, like you can take off half the week that
you'd like to celebrate privately.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I get where you're coming from, and like everything about
my personality should be fuck everything, make it a specific
day so nothing changes. Yeah, but holidays, I don't know,
it's just different.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
It's where I can't really.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Move because it's celebrating a day.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
It is that day.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
That is weird though. That Thanksgiving they didn't. They're like, uh,
when should we do this same day every year?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
No?

Speaker 5 (27:52):
No, no, it was the last Thursday of the month, right,
let's just do it that way.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I think it was probably because whoever decided what day
to celebrate Thanksgiving was like a far down descendant of mine.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
And they're like, fuck, was that the fourth of the
I don't. I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Third Thursday, yeah, last Thursday. Whatever.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
And like Mother's Day and Father's.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Day are always Sundays. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Mother's Day, Yeah, Sunday because brunch.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
I know my daughter was born the day before Father's Day,
so it's like always around her birthday. So that's kind
of my cheek code. But like that doesn't really help
me because I'm a father a now, so it's like
I don't really care if y'll get me anything, but
never my own dad. I'm like, I gotta get you something.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
This is perfect Father's Day. I need four hours of
uninterrupted Fortnite.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah. The Simpson's collab this season, it's pretty sick old
math Springfield. Are you Homer? Are you bartoning it up? Well?
I was playing with camp scattered with, but then he
got murdered on the field, and so I can't relive
that every time. I can't. I can't. And then I
switched to I mean, I got Jackson Dart. I switched
the Giant's number. And then I was like, this might

(29:00):
be bad juju if I'm just whoever I was gets hurt.
So I switched to Hank Hill. I just didn't want
to buy him Wiskins.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
So you just got Hank Hill running around Springfield.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, fair enough fits in. It's pretty cool, though.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'll tell you what. I'm gonna shoot you with a snopper.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Did you guys watch the new season?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I watched King of the Hill? Ye? Yeah, I watched it, right,
I watched like half of it.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We're getting three more seasons of it.

Speaker 5 (29:27):
Yes, I love growing up Bobby.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Bobby is weird.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Connie is just like a slut.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah no, Bobby, I like you, I'm gonna go back
to fucking Shane with SNA song though he's rich.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
You're like, damn Connie.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, it was weird.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
That was like, yeah, you don't think it's King of
the Hill, so you can't really get that upset about it.
You're just like, what is this? The beginning did kind
of throw me off though, that like took you a second.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Again, it's Hank Hill coming back to town.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Who the fuck convict convinced Hank Hill to move out
of Texas move a fucking Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
So he's so into Saudi Arabia. Yeah, we're back on
the locksucker in the compound. We used to do this
booh that wasn't offsides. Yeah that was weird, but you
know it was good enough to where that didn't ruin
it for me and Peggy Hill. Peggy heel fuck.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
That's us recapping the show that came out six a
long time ago.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
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Speaker 3 (31:01):
I was joking with Pat like I was, I'm wearing
a hoodie right now, but it's eighty two degrees because
it was fifty nine on our left house this morning
and it got warmer.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
And I was like, well, I'm just not changing.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Get ready to learn, Houston, buddy.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, so you still wear shorts.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
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put a hoodie and stuff out there. Maybe maybe work
on some Christmas sweaters.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
If we could get those pants that zip off at
the knee, that would be said, they're so torky.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
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Still working on it?

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then can PTG. If you can make that work, you can.

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you sexual freaks out there.

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Speaker 3 (31:52):
Of the wallet. With Richard Nixon's chain wallets. We should
bring back chain wallets. I mean it's like, hey, you
can't pickpocket me now because I have a chain. But
also this is exactly where my wallet is.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
It's kind of hard to pickpocket me on my couch anyway.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
That's true. He got sick.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
You'd look with a chain, hang out, go to work
when a chain. Don't fuck with that manager. He's a
bad as that guy gets it. But yeah, past great
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(32:57):
comeback kid this week is cloning clones because Tom Brady
is a clone dog, has a clone dog. He's a
clone dog. That's what we call people that I haven't
cloned their dogs. They're clone dogs.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
When I've read this story, I was ag I was
instantly filled with so much fucking jealousy because I've been
talking about this. I wanted to do this for like
fifteen years. My dog Brady back then was such a
globe boy. He was the bass boy, and it hurt
me knowing that cloning was starting to happen.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
But I would never be able to half a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
But like, dude, if I if I could afford cloning
my dog, I would clone that fucking dog for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
But you can clone a dog and it'll like his
new dog doesn't look exactly like the other dog.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Oh I don't like that, and that's not cloning.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Then no, it's the same type of dog.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
It's got a lot of the same like traits, but
the clone would have Like there's nothing like what you
love about your dog. What you loved about Brady is
is like how Brady was, and Brady was how Brady
was based on the experiences that Brady had, Like my
dog Felicia was my college dog. You Like there's never
like I love Weezy to death. I got Weezy tattooed
on me this week. But like there's like there's never

(34:12):
like a dog that's they could a college dog, and
like dog's personalities are based on the experiences that you
have with those dogs that those dogs go through.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Like a college dog, you got no job.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Most of the time, you're just hanging out, and so
you can teach the dog to fetch and play dead
and do all that stuff. The dog is goofy and
it's fucking with you and your friends, and it's living
with six people and doing all this stuff. So that's
how its personality is shaped. So it's it's the got
to clone the brain too. But then like fifteen years later,
if you get another cloned dog, if you had a
clone dog of that, like that dog didn't live that

(34:45):
that dog doesn't have the same responsibilities and the same
like that, Like that dog didn't eat milk bones because
I was waiting on my paycheck on Fridays, So for
two days you had to have milk bones for dinner. Sorry,
Like this daddy, daddy's a little tight on money right now.
We're trying to we're trying to get through this Friday's payday.
Were like I remember I remember doing that in flats,
like this fucking rocks love milk bones.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Okay, treats for dinner?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Yeah, yeah, this candy does have candy for dinner.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Basically it was. But like dogs, like they're like everything
is based on the experience. Yeah, that's the personality that
they take on. So they Yeah, you have a dog
that looks like that, but I think it's almost weird
to have a clone that's not the same thing, even
if it looked alike, but like it wasn't alike.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Like you ever hung out two twins?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
They're they they're identical, but they're not at all, Like
they don't like what the fuck? Like I like you,
and you look like I would like you, but I
don't like you as much. Yeah, Jason's cool, Jim's a douche.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Yeah, Like what's going on?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
So like, I feel like it's the same, that's the
exact same thing right there where you're just like.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Plus, I would definitely clone the dog before it was dead,
so then they would be raising itself.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
But also that's got fuck that dog up.

Speaker 5 (35:51):
If if cloning is.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Not to the point where the dog's gonna come out
looking exactly the same, that's not a clone.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Sorry, that's not a clone.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
And you just feel like I have half a million dollars, Like.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
I, Oh, you mean to tell me I could have
just bred my dog.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Yeah, that seems like a lot better option at this point,
doesn't cost five hundred thousand dollars. Okay, I didn't know that.
That pisses me off now that ruin's this whole cloning.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Story for me.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, we're not cloned dogs.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
But also, I mean I get it because if if
I had the kind of money where I could just
drop five hundred thousand on a dog, I would one
hundred percent try and clone my dog.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Why.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
I think anybody that's that rich and hasn't tried to
clone their dog is a piece of shit, honestly, But
why wouldn't you want something you love?

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:32):
But like I'd get drunk one night and not think
that through and I'd be like, bye, But.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Would you feel like let I would feel more let
down if like you thought you were gonna get the
same dog and then it's not at all the same dog.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
I'm like, now, not really, because it would still be
a dog. I'm gonna love you in a different but
equal way.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But then you just have the memory of the other dog.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
It's like, that's why I got I had always had
boxers growing up, and I had Felicia's she was a boxer.
When she passed it as I can't do boxer, I
got changed up. I gotta changed things. Is boxers.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
You don't need to clone them because there are all
the biggest morons you've ever met in your life.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
And that's what's beautiful about.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Different personalities though, but different but pretty fucking similar, but different.
I've never met two boxers before and been like that
one's way different from the last one I met. Every time,
I'm like, ah, you're exactly the same. They do goofy ship,
but yeah, there's the different. There's such good dogs though.
So cloning is back this week kind of it is.

(37:28):
I mean, it's done. It's been done. But it's a
company that Brandy's a part of, and they were looking
for like endangered species and ship They're like, this is
trying to preserve in dangered species. Like no, no, I say,
this is the first step of Jurassic Park. We're going, yeah,
we're going down the Jurassic parkhole.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
Don't do that, because that's all this is. They took
the DNA and made another dog out of it. They
didn't clone it. If you can do that, why have
I not seen a real t rex yet? And actually
don't want that, but I but I better see Arono
source before I know.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
AI. We don't need they they had their time.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
We don't need them. Do I need anything that I do?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
They had their time, dude, I know, but like I
want to see a bronosaurus.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
We have literally had eight movies about why this is bad.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I don't make the predators, you only make the herbivores.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
You think that, and then somebody but like that's because
you're trying to think logically. And then some rich fucking
dude's gonna be like, but if we have a park
like you, like, no, one's just gonna want to see
the brontosaurus. They're gonna want to see the t rex
each Ye, that's why make a t rexident. Oh fuck
t rex got out? Oh no, eating everyone at the park.
Make me the chairman of the ib DA, the International

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Bureau of Dinosaur Affairs.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
I get to the side with that. Yeah, I get
to the side. What what dinosaurs?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And guess what. No matter how drunk I get, you'll
never hear me say the words make a fucker raptor. No, Robert, No,
I make you make me a brontosaurus and you shrink
it down so I can ride it around like a tractor.
I would bet every penny that I have to my
name that at some point, if Paw is in charge
of the dinosaurs, he would get drunk and be like,
we know we need to do. What is my cool?

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You would get a t rex.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
I want you to them. I want him to be
a cool t rex.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
You can make them like we can cuddle them and
then like, the t rex would not want to cuddle
and it would kill you, and it.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Would be I take my job as chairman of the
iv D A very seriously.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Okay. I made up a fucking acronym for them on
the spot, power corrupt. You made up the acronym first,
and then you had to figure out No, it's while
you were finishing talking. I was trying to you were
figuring out what the acronym was.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
And honestly, from the time I came up with it
to what I said, International Bureau, the B did not
stand for bureau. I instantly forgot what the B was though,
So that was on the thought. So International Board of
Dinosaur Affairs. I think that's what it origins, dinosaur affairs.
Either way, give me dinosaurs, just not nothing with sharp teeth.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
No AI dinosaurs. Get rid of it, and now we
have AI and dinosaurs, like we'd have an AI dinosaur
and that's just a recipe for disaster.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
What the hell would an I dinosaur even be. I
would be just a hologram.

Speaker 3 (40:03):
With like AI capabilities and ship.

Speaker 4 (40:05):
I mean, imagine if we just had holograms of fucking
fifty foot t rexes walk around, that'd be pretty sure.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Hologram would be fine.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Yeah, that's an AI dinosaur. No aidynosta, that's a hologram dinosaur.
Well then what was an AI dinostaur can think for
itself and ship? Yeah, but it's just a hologram, so
it doesn't matter it's AI, you could.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Probably like blind you because it's really like a law
of light.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
That's a good point, you know, who would not do that?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Though? AI Bronosaurus absolutely what they are all. They will all
be corrupted. They will all be corrupted. There was a
website I found today for a SEGM when I was
doing for work, and it was AI or human and
you could you would just have chats with random people,
but you had to chat for thirty seconds and then
had to guess whether or not there was a person
or a human. And I was just combative as fuck.

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The entires like they were like, he's like, fuck, you
know why not? Because you're not real? I'm really I
just immediately went to like you're not real, man, you're
not real.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I think I would. I would be four. One of
them was a person, but I was just addicted to
that one person.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
You immediately asked the most problematic question you can think of.
If they answered the human, if they try and get
away around it, they're like, your AI.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Your program not to talk about problematic shit. And then
AI uses a bunch of like the star raises fist
gently or whatever it is like where they're they're describing
actions by Star the Action Star. Oh, it seems like
a bad loophole.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
No, well, I was just like that. This is the
second one that's done that.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Fuck you, you're not real, Hey, mister not a computer?
What's it feel like when you come? You can't tell
me because you're fuck.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
You don't know, but they probably do know. That entity
with the Human Experience says, it feels like.

Speaker 5 (41:39):
Dude, it feels like scratching the inside of your ear.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
No, No, you're fucking not AI.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
You're real.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
You're a I would tell you that because it fucking
I just hate I hate AI. It pisses me off
so much when you want to.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
Hold you down and scratch it.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
When you have people that like are reading you like
content stuff, and it's like, that's all AI. What are
you doing? This is an AI script, This is an A
This is like, stop doing it. It's gonna kill people's jobs,
it's gonna do so much bad shit. It's it's it's
bad and I'm not gonna continue to rant about it,
but it's bad.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
Don't do it.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
And we don't even have the floating scooters from fucking
Wally yet. Once we have those, then AI can take over.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Did watch Wally this weekend. Still have never seen it.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I just that's like one of my go tos for
my kid gets not that long why.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
And she's very close to probably being it.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Will say that that's not gonna get annoying for you.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Probably not, honestly, that'd be sick. Next up, his trades.
Trades are back. He was the NFL trade deadline and
a bunch of shit went down.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I was disappointed in Jerry Jones. Why because the first
thing he did was the day before he announced that
they had made a trade to help their team better.
And then when that trade came out, it was the
funniest trade I've ever seen. They traded for a linebacker
that got benched on the Bengals, who was the only
defense worse than them, And I was like, fucking Jerry
does it again. This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

(42:57):
Then the next day he sees the Colts trade for
actual good defensive player. He's like, well, we can do that,
and he goes and gets Quinn Williams. Like if Jerry
had just left it the way he did. But Micah
pick though, so he's already down.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Uh was it?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Two?

Speaker 3 (43:09):
First round?

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Three?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
First round.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
And honestly, if you look at what they what the
Jets got for Sauce Gardner, he gave away Micah Parsons
for a steal. Yeah, it made it look bad, but
the Jets of the Jets, even in trying to rebuild
and stockpiling first round picks for two of the stars players,
the Jets still have to be the Jets. And they

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don't trade Bresee Hall, who's a really good running back
who running backs have very short, short shelf lives in
the NFL. They're like, we're gonna be rebuilding for a
couple of years, and they go, but we're holding on
to the running back who, by the time our rebuild
happens will be old and not good anymore.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Fucking Jets. They like five first round picks and I think,
what three or four seconds, and that's all over the
next two years. But it's the Jets.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
They're gonna fuck up every single one of those picks anyway.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
But as somebody whose team has not been very good
for about a decade now, better than the Jets, though,
when you can stockpile drafts, like when the Giants traded
a pick for Justin Fields, the Bears traded up to
get Justin Fields that year, and the Giants had two picks,
and yeah, we ended up taking Evan Neil, who's an
at who's fucking the worst. He sucks. You miss on

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some picks sometimes it happened. We also had Keve on Timmy,
who's turned out pretty good right now, and it was like,
we get two top six picks, like fucking the world's
are waster right now, and like all you like when
when you've got the picks, the you're like, there's only upside. Yeah,
there could be a lot of downside. If it doesn't hit,
it's gonna look bad. But like we could also like

(44:41):
be getting superstars that are gonna we get two of them.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Hell yeah, hell yeah, let's do that.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Last time I remember a team having three first round picks,
it was the Raiders and they with the Jets.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
When did the Jets have three Zach Wilson They hit
three first Zaq Wilson. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Didn't they go tight end with like the eleventh pick? Well,
I just remember when the when the Ravens or Raiders
did it and they had Mike Mayock as their GM,
and they whipped on all three of them, like one
of them. Oh, one of them was Henry Ruggs, who
then killed someone driving one hundred and twenty miles an
hour when he was drunk.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
He's in jail.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Then they picked a defensive end who they picked him
like fifteen slots higher than he was supposed to go, Robert.
He ended up being a bust. Their third one was
a safety who had like half of a good year,
then got injured and was off the team in three years.
Like it's all this, it's exciting, but as a Jets fan,
that has to suck knowing your team's gonna fuck this
up and draft.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
The wrong people.

Speaker 7 (45:39):
Yeah, because it's what they do. What was theon they
got like White ver Tucker. I don't think they had
three in the first round that year.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
I think Elijah Moore, Elijah Verat Tucker and Zach Wilson.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, I know the name, Zach Wilson. That's the only
one of those.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Remember Elijah Vera Tucker and Elijah Moore was the old
mess receiver. Yeah, how'd that go? I think he's on
the Chiefs for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
It's skymore. I don't know, it doesn't matter the Jets, but.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
This was the most exciting NFL trade deadline in many years.
The rent's gonna be frozen at least, so it'll be
cheaper to live there if you live in the city.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
No, because anybody in the NFL is gonna make so
much money, they're just gonna take.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
More of it. Fuck you, right, I didn't think about that.
Didn't think about that.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Probably gonna have players going. They're gonna be pulling Eli Mannings.
He said they're going, I will not go to New York.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
You don't amoken guy.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Actually so well, it didn't matter. He can handle the pressure.
He was a tough guy. But now these guys are like, listen,
rookie contract. I can't afford to give it all away.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
True, true, not that it matters.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Like you said, the Jets are gonna fuck it all up.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Rashid Shaheed though, did go to this Seahawks. That's kind
of scary. The Seahawks are one of the like that
they're a team that like you're just like, I don't
fucking care about the Seahawks. I've always even when like
Russell Wilson was on the Seahawks and they were winning
the Super Bowl, and they went to Super Bowls and
didn't win them, always, but they're always like in it,
like that's just one of those friends that I'm like,
who the fuck cares like? And also now like Oklahoma

(47:20):
City Thunder when they won it, it was like, yeah, it's
crazy to see a bunch of white dudes winning a
title now, but like.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Good for you guys.

Speaker 3 (47:27):
Who cares. That's the thing with the Arizona Cardinals. Don't
fucking care about them.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Everyone is acknowledging the Seahawks are a really good team
and they're gonna be right up there at the end,
But nobody seems worried because everyone in the back of
their head is like, yeah, but your quarterback is Sam Donald.
At some point he's gonna be bad again. Same with
nobody really believes that he's good. Like he's having a
great year right now, he's playing fantastic, he played well
last year. When it comes down a nut cutting time

(47:53):
in the playoffs, you like, do you really trust Sam Donald?
And I think most Seahawks fans would even tell you no.

Speaker 3 (47:59):
But like every sport, every league, like in the in
the MLB, who fuck cares about the Colorado Rockies. Cool team,
not saying they're not cool cool jerseys. They have a
piece of show. Stadiums cool like Dingers, the mascot, cool,
Mile High all that cool. Who fucking cares? Minnesota Twins

(48:20):
who fucking cares? Vikings don't. I don't feel that way
about the Vikings, the Twins. I don't care. Most small
market teams, most people don't care. Milwaukee Bucks, who fucking cares? Yeah,
who cares? Right? Arizona Cardinals don't care about them. Only
reason Peaks who cares?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Packers It's just because they're a historic franchise, so they
get like grandfathered out of it. But yeah, you're right
like and most times West Coast teams you're like, who
really cares? Like you're good, but you're West Coast like
forty nine Ers.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
I don't feel that way.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
Chargers. I don't feel that way.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Chargers great color scheme, funder root for right. Forty nine
Ers have been good in the last years, but you
remember before that, the forty nine ers had, like from
the mid nineties to twenty twelve. They they were an
ultimate who cares team because they were just bad and
nobody gave us shit. When you're in like a fun
area hockey. They're so much like Florida and California. If

(49:17):
you're not good, nobody cares. Yeah, because even your own
fans are gonna be like, we'll just go outside instead
of watching you be bad.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
It's beautiful weather here, like the beach. The Oakland A's
are like, I still like they're like a historic franchise,
so you're like that great color scheme to a cool
color scheme. They put them in.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
Sad ownership and everyone hates them for bad.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Owners so they put them in Sacramento and people like, no,
don't do that, don't put them in a minor league ballpark.
And then they put the Rays in a minor league ballpark,
like who fucking cares? Yeah, But once they moved to Vegas,
like a right, this cool good? Yeah, absolutely, because they'll
have the same shit. That's like what I'm glad the
Raiders never changed anything about it. They're like, we're gonna
keep the same color scheme. We're just gonna be the
Vegas Raiders. Like, I think you can fuck it up
by doing too much stuff trying to like make it new.

(49:59):
It's like no, no, no go. What worked?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Also, you know m was Mark Davis is the some
that owns up now. Yeah, he's a cheap piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
He's not.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
He wasn't gonna change anything anyway. Yeah, so will this
cost me money? Yes, then no, I just want to
hang out at PF Changs.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah, that's pretty much. He loves PF Changs. Robert who doesn't.
But hockey like the Utah Mammoth. I know they're new,
who fucking cares?

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Yeah, you gotta win before anyone gives a shit when
you're new. Yeah, Like, even to this point, Golden Knights
are cool outside of Houston. Do you think any teams
actually give a shit about like opposing fans that care
about the Texans?

Speaker 5 (50:34):
No, they fucking don't.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
I feel like, yeah, outside of Houston, the Texans are
probably like a huh like oh yeah, then yeah they're there.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Oh yeah, they're in the same division as three other
shitty teams historically.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I watch all the Texans games pretty much. But yeah,
I think outside of Houston, you probably don't. I don't
think anyone the Arizona Diamondbacks get the fuck out of
Oh yeah, get the fuck out you want a championship,
But I still don't care about you Arizona.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Just you what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Like they're they're one of those ones who're like, eh,
good for them when they pop up every once in
a while, But if they had success, like three or
four years and ago, you'd be like, shut the fuck
up and go away.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
When you're a small market and like you just have
a blip, everyone like the Kansas City Royals, nobody gets
a ship. But when they're doing well, you're like, good
for you, George Brett, you're probably really happy about this. Hey,
I like watching old highlights of Bo Jackson hitting home runs.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
Yeah, I'm glad that. I'm glad that you guys also
because like the Seahawks are a very good team, but
I just don't fucking care. Yeah, Jack and Smith and
Jigba fun to watch, fun to say, very fun to say.
I don't know what they're running. Their running back situation
confuses the fuck out of me because you think one
guy is the guy, and then it's Sharbonnet that next time.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
And then yeah, and then steals all the touchdowns except
to play him some of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Yeah, but all right, moving on, moving on. Trades are back, NFL.
Lots of trades going down. But next up, we got beavers. Beavers,
you're back because we got they got their own I
didn't know about this. Is that when a woman just
pulls down her pants but it's facing you. Hey, ao,
beaver moon. Yeah, it's a beaver moon.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
Is that like when two beavers get married?

Speaker 3 (52:12):
It is the name for November's full moon, which is
also the year's last and biggest supermoon. It's the name
for this time of year because busy beavers are busy
preparing for winter, and historically it was the season to
trap beavers for their pelts. The moon peaked this morning
on November five, and it will be visible.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
Tonight, is like the last night.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
It's kind of supermoon, all right, So I'll have to
go look for the beaver moon night as we're recording this.
But yeah, I didn't know why they called it a
beaver moon, and then Google just told me.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I like that explanation. That's actually a good one. I
thought it was gonna be some dumb shit.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
So if you look at a trap some beavers, what
are you going to do in tonight? I gotta trap.
I do have a trap, and I've been trapping.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Yeah, I'm gonna try and trap some beavers. I'm gonna
go to a bar and buy drinks for every girl
that looks sad.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
I'm successfully trapped, but we're figuring things out.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
That would be really funny if you woke up tomorrow
and there was a beaver in there.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Oh, I dropped the ship out of that thing.

Speaker 4 (53:08):
Beavers can fuck you up. Dude, don't don't put your
fingers in the cage.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
No, I got a shovel.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Now now I'm armed. I'm armed. I'm gonna dig your
hole back up and fucking put it like, cover back
up with dirty fucking idiots. I'm gonna like, you're gonna
fucking bury an armadillo alive, don't go there. I bought
all this armadillo. It's like armadillos repellent.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
I should just buy a sword.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
And it was like, oh, well, this is concentrate, so
to spread it out, it's probably better if you mix
it with water. And I was like nope, and I
bought two more and just like it smells like like
just it's like it smells like citrus, but like citrus
and piss like it's just like it's nasty smelling. And
I just poured it all around my entire back porch

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and for like three days you could just smell it.
Very thick in the wouldn't have like walking my dog,
not near me, not near where it was. I was
just like, fuck this shit, dude. These Armbadio's better fuck off.
And they were sucking up some other stuff. They haven't
been back yet, and if they come back, I'm gonna
kill him. That's just what's gonna happen. Now.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
I'm gonna bury him alive, and it's gonna suck for them.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
I'm trying to look up what uh okay, what animals
prey on armadillo's. You should have just bought some coyote
urine and put it around your property.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Well, I bought armadillo repellent and it's worked so far.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
If it doesn't coyote piss, you can also do hawks
buy a hawk like Harris, Hawks will buy their peep
by their urine.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
How do you get hawk piss?

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Fucking google it? Let's see, can I buy.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Can you imagine just being in charge of that? Hey,
when you get a piss hawk, let me know, give
me a call.

Speaker 5 (54:51):
And I buy howk urine?

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Would it just be poop as well?

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Predatorp dot com Dude, that's so tem but I love
it so much that that's a real website.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
What's the weirdest one you can find? I mean, Hawk
is pretty good.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Uh, there's Wolf pea, coyote p Bobcat pee, Fox Pee Mountain,
Lion Mountain's another good one that does say big cats
are bad fro them. I don't think you want the porcupine. Oh,
that's porcupine stopper. There's a Peaky, which is a great name.
It's like a decoy, but.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
For Pek.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
It's just fake pee.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Uh, I guess.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
I mean, out of all these ones, I'd say the
funniest one is probably the.

Speaker 5 (55:31):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
With Bobcat pe Bobcat pee. Those are little, fast, little fuckers,
and trying to hold them down and shake out their
piss has got to be crazy. Armadella repellent. And next
day we'll go gasoline because then you go in that
whole Guess what's gonna happen? Boys?

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Oops, you burnt?

Speaker 4 (55:51):
I mean this is a sixty four ounce of coyote
piss for only ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
I mean you can't really put a price on that,
but if you had to, I would probably guess.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
And then there's there's also like pellets that I guess
are soaked in it. One hundred and nine dollars.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (56:05):
I'm just trying to give you options here, buddy.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, but then you know you gotta worry about bobcats.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Well you probably have to worry about attracting coyotes at
that point. Well, yeah, they're like, who's pissing over? You're like,
I gotta go mark my territory.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Goddamn it. This is way worse than Army is.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Now. We got fucking we got wild cats.

Speaker 4 (56:20):
Okay, but if you get a coyote, then just get
a road runner. Okay, a pet roadrunner.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Would be shit.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Pet run Well, I mean you couldn't keep it, you
run all over the place.

Speaker 5 (56:29):
Well, he's an outside pet.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
God damn, this is the third fake train time I
walked into today.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
What the fuck, dude, chill out, road runner?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Mim, what do you mean that's not the edge of
a cliff?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
How do I keep doing this?

Speaker 3 (56:44):
The stairs been further.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Honey, We're gonna get rid of this fucking bird.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I'm sick and tired of this shit. I've been fucking
duck by the kitchen for a week. I thought he
was painted a hole. It was a real hole. That
he dug and I fell in. Okay, right, he's a crafty.
He's just getting ship from Ask me who is acting
a real company? God damn it.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
They do everything they do, they really do. Beaver's Beaver's're back.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
If you're trapping, this is the time to do it,
all right, And then what do you have for a
last one?

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I just had Billie Eilish, she's a comeback kid for
this week. She she had some award show at I
guess just called out because there's billionaires and attendance and
basically just called him out, saying like, you guys need
to donate more money. Your piece is shit, and then
said I'm gonna donate twelve million dollars of my money

(57:38):
to uh, I don't know whatever fucking causes she says
it's going to. And people were like, whoa, she's only
worth fifty million. That's a good chunk of her own
network that she's gonna Then it came out shortly after No,
she's just uh, she's doing it in the way that
grocery stores do it, and like, hey, would you like
to donate? She just has ticket packages that are slightly
more expensive that you can choose to buy if you

(58:00):
want to help donate, And she's using twelve million of
that money to donate, so she's not actually using any
of her own mode.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Really, she just wanted to look money. But no, but
she's not making any less money off of this tour.
She's just passing it on to which I would argue
is the best way to be charitable. I don't have
to really do anything. She's just virtue signaling like a
piece of shit. If you would like to send five
dollars to pass the Gavy on Venmo, we will generously

(58:27):
donate that to the Robert Barbosa charity, the Robert Barbosa
Boys and Girls Club.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
But by that and we're going to build a boys
and girls club.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
It's crazy Robert run At to make a public statement
saying I'm going to donate twelve million of my money
because I'm rich enough to do it, and billionaires need
to donate more, and then to go by the way,
all you people that make less money than me, can
you go ahead and just raise that money.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
For the I absolutely love what she did there.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
The best part about raising money and being rich is
telling people how to spend their money. And I want
build to yeah, it's been my money so that I
won't let them tell me I have spent my money.
But it's fun to tell I'll be a lot to
spend that money, Like you could be doing this with
all that Mike Jeff Bezos. Like, I'm not gonna do
any of that stuff. But you can do that. You
should do that. I know I could afford to do

(59:14):
exactly what I'm telling you to do. I'm still not
gonna do it, though, because you're not doing it. If
I ever, I'm just gonna say, if I'm ever worth
fifty mili, I will donate twelve of it, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
That's just who I am at various that's I didn't
say how. I'm just saying I will.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I will, And it may be like a bookie accidentally,
because I wasn't gonna gamby, but I will donate some
of it. I'm really donating is kind of just an
open ended term.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
I feel so bad about the way that Native Americans
were treated in this country that if I ever have
twelve million dollars that I'm able to donate, I will
go straight to the wind Star and donate it as
quickly as I possibly can to their slot machines.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Yes, yes, I will donate it also too.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
As long as you comp all my food and drinks
for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I'd also like to just be if I was a really,
really rich person, I would love to just like be
a booster, and I will donate it to these collegiate athletes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
That's one hundred percent of what I would like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:15):
That's a don Is that not a donation? That's exactly
what that is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Like if I hit the lotto and I get a
billion dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
You guys better be ready for Texas State to start
running the pack twelve because we're going to become my
fucking powerhouse.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Like Sam Houston State and c USA oh Man. Texas
State will get their first ever basketball player over six
foot eight.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
You can fucking book.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
It right now.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Houston got a top recruit ow I gave him twelve
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:40):
Billy Eilis told me to.

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
I just know, I mean I but honestly, I don't
think i'd become a booster. I'd buy a hockey team.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
You can't be mad because she did tell us she
was the bad guy. Yeah? Do he so like? That's
like she set us up for that because I think
for the rest of whatever she does, like in her
whole career, like you and know that I told you
I was a bad guy.

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
Hey, guys, I'm donating twelve million dollars wink.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Do do do do do? Do do do do? Yeah.
I like Billy Elish though she's a troll, and she's
pretty tight, and she's really good at what she does.

Speaker 4 (01:01:17):
And she's got big, big, big brain personality and seeing
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Of brains, just like Sidney Sweeney.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
Say, Sidney Sween, did you see that I'm and Thompson
dunk where all three of his teammates were like looking
at him, duncan and they were like, that's sucking sick.
I just made the meme. It was Sidney Sweeney in
that silver dress and me and the boys were the
three guys just watching.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
And I was like, yeah, also, I guarantee you when
those guys saw that picture, they did react exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Yeah, we all did. Yeah, how could you not? I mean,
we respect greatness. You got to respect greatness. And that's
why I respect Billie Eilish. Yeah all right, ummm yeah,
shot Billie Eilish.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
And also just it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
Fuck, I want to win on awards so bad, and
just like you should all donate your money, all of you.
How dare you all have exactly the same thoughts on
politics and the way you should spend your money as
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
How dare you.

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
You have money and you should not You should not
just keep it, spend it all on things and things
that I think you should spend it on.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
I would get up there and be like, you know what,
I'm not one to tell other people how to spend
their money. But God damn it, George straight, you can't.
You're trying to tell me you don't have any money
for Texas State's and I am in a country you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
You have fifty number one hits, You got a tequila.

Speaker 3 (01:02:38):
You don't have one hundred thousand dollars a year to
help us buy a fucking offensive lineman or a safety
God knows we need some linebackers right now. That's why
the fifty to fifty raffles are the best thing of
the world, because if you spend a ridiculous amount of money, like, well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
I'm donating the charity, it is charity, really, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Just fifty fifties are always attached to a charity, and
you just get half of it. And then when I
eight about fifty fifty, raffles is. It doesn't really happen
at sporting events, but I've done it at like other
charity gigs where they're like, donate it back, donate it
back up.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
No, yeah, I beg no, I'm poor.

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
And then people and people get bullied into donating. I
just want to fucking raffle No, I said four hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:03:16):
I'm fucking raffle to because I fucking won. That's my money,
that is my money. I get half of it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
If my share of the fifty to fifty is anything
over fifty dollars, I'm not fucking giving it back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
I always like, if it's fifty bucks, I would here.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
You go, fifty bucks back. And then I look at
the Barton Bick. I can get a couple of free
drinks out of there.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
But it's for charity. This is for charity. Yeah, And
I donated X amount of eyes charity and I fucking won.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Sorry you didn't win, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
Sorry, this is my money and I'm gonna go actually
light it on fire now in front of you, just
to show you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Fuck you hold on what charity I'm not gonna donate
to this one. What's your favorite charity? What's your least thing?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Okay, now I'm gonna find the opposite of your charity
and I'm donating to that one.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Oh, you want to save the whales. I'm giving so
much fucking money to Japanese fisherman.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I'm gonna donate it to the Tally band in Afghanistan. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. That's that's treason, buddy. That was
the Dwight truth quote. A what theler they had? H
they had the donate to charity, the charity they were supporting,
and he was he had whatever? The fake name. Oh,

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you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
It's most likely just an office reference.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
I can't keep it, try you with. It's the office
at work. It's always sunny, man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
I can't keep trying quotes similar in a lot of ways.
I'll give you some random South Park see if you
can keep up, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
All right, not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Let's get into the not cool semment where we tell
you what's not cool according to us. And it can
be a little thing, it can be a big thing.
It can be stubbing our toe, could be getting run
over by a bus and if you'd like to participate,
all you gotta just hit us up on x at
pass grape Pod use the hashtag PTG not Cool and
we'll pick some of the best ones each week and
share them with the class, and then we will get

(01:04:53):
into ours the not Cool segment. Don't forget to go
check out before we get through that. If you're listening
to us, you can go check us out on YouTube,
YouTube dot com, slash at passa podcast, or just go
to YouTube and just search pass Eay podcast, hit subscribe
and like the video, go comment where what charities you
would donate too. We'll go give us some charities that
we could donate to, and then we're gonna start our

(01:05:14):
Billie Eilish Charitable Donation Fund, where we say we're gonna
donate it, but then we just really charge somebody something
for through the stage charity for the Christmas Spook Tacklear
This year, we it will be free admission, but we
will also be selling ten dollars golden tickets, and those
golden tickets go to help pay for us donating to

(01:05:35):
a charity. We should just do a fifty to fifty
I thought about that, but at fifty to fifty would
mean we would have to like we would have to
put somebody. We had to put somebody in charge of it,
and we had to make sure that there was no
funny business going on. We had to get tickets, we'd
have to get all kinds like it is a whole
thing that goes into it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Believe me, and that you know how much work we
like to put you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
At the end of the night, I just spin around
and close my eyes and when I open them, whoever
I'm pointing at as a winner and it's gonna be me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Then people can get mad, but like, no, we can't
do it. I would love to, but I don't want
to run it. And then I don't want to have
to trust somebody else to run it. And like that's
saw pressure. You have a charity, fine, you can throw
it in with the charity, and the charity has their
own person run it. Like you, hey, you maud in

(01:06:25):
charge of the Boys and Girls Club is gonna fucking
run this?

Speaker 1 (01:06:27):
Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Cool? Eighty five year old woman here. It's always an
old lady running it. She's like the sweet old ad
that sells tickets.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
And you're like, I can't make it. We'll call Ethel and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
Gladys and Eunice Yvonne. Yeah, Gertrude, old Gertie, she's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Reliable, Come on, Gertz. All right, let's play it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
That not cool intro. Not cool, Man's all right. Our
first viewer slash Listeners submitted not cool from Mikey Paul
add it's just Mikey p I saw he was hanging
out with our girl Tessa V this week. She came

(01:07:14):
to Houston for a little bit. But he says he's
not cool is that his wife has to have jaw
surgery and I say the recovery will be about three months. Pat,
make your joke.

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
Mikey, I'm so sorry that's happening to you, buddy. Oh
she didn't have hand surgery too, you know, well so
that'll shut her up about right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Piece. I was like, well, Pat's gonna love this one. Yeah,
all of those, all of those immediately were the first
things in.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Sorry Joe, but yeah that sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
It sucks, And then Mikey's gonna have to step up
the responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
So yeah, sawid not cool right out the gates.

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
Our next one is from Ashley Wilcomes at Buster here
Mix on X and she says, I spent two hours
at urgent care with the sick kid. Found out I
could have left. After we checked in, I realized that
we were still fourth in line, and we we left
and got home immediately got a message that the room
was ready, so we had to go right back to

(01:08:17):
the urgent care.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
And the worst part of that is not even just
the like having to wait around that long and then
leaving it. The worst part is that you could have
left and they didn't say shit like, oh no, you
don't have to wait here.

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
We'll let you know when the room is ready. It's
gonna be a few hours. Go home and relax. They
could have told you that as quickly as I did,
and they were just like, okay, you're checked in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Nice, waste my time tonight.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
Thanks at the big deal.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I got a fucking sick kid here and we could
be relaxing at home. But no, it's better that you
just keep us sitting around here for four fucking hours.
See us sitting here and don't say anything the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
Yeah, it sucks. Well, Hope's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Solid, not cool, solid, not cool. Next up is josh
Tree Call at Joshua Trees every one, three and he says,
he's not cool is he was leaving for work, felt
great outside, so he pulled the windows down. I rolled
the windows down, and the wind took his hat and
threw it out of his car. This is the worst

(01:09:14):
one of the week. That is, you're just like, I'm
trying to have a good days. I thought it was
a great day. And take you to day you you
know what day you should donate some of your money.
I remember when when this happened to me on a
boat at your bachelor party. You had to pass the
gravy ad I had lost my bucket hat and I

(01:09:35):
still haven't gotten.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Over it to the bottom of Lake Travis.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Some lucky scuba diver is going to find that someday. Totally,
we had a great relic the po the podcast past
the gravy. Who could forget his rivals Joe Rogan? We
were were We are a competitor. We're on the same platforms. Yeah,
a lot of a lot of the same platforms, but

(01:10:00):
that I mean Spotify. Yeah he's just on Spotify right.
I don't know if that deal ended, but either way,
he's a competitor. All right, I'm very sorry that happened.
You Josh.

Speaker 5 (01:10:10):
It truly is an awful feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
Yeah, yeah, it is dude TS and P's brother who
wants to go first. I will.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
It's nothing major, It's just that. Uh So, I'm going
to a bachelor party this weekend, and I wanted to
be the one to drive, but I kept pushing off
the maintenance that I need to get done in my car,
and now I can't get an appointment before I have
to go, so I'm gonna have to be in the
car with somebody else driving.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
And as cool as that is, and as nice as
it is because I'll.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Be able to drink beer the whole way, I just
I hate when other people are driving because nobody drives
fast enough for me.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
And then also you'll get to decide when you leave.

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
Well, I mean that's gonna be Sunday morning anyway, I's
got to get the fuck out, That's what.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I'm an early leaver guy.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Yeah, I'm going with my best friend and his house
is like on the way, so I'm just gonna leave
it there anyway. But it's just he actually is one
of the few people that drives fast off, but he's
also a fucking psychopath. So like if somebody kind of
slightly cuts them off in traffic. I might die because
then he'll spend the next fifteen miles just trying to

(01:11:13):
piss them off.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Now we'reruin the weekend. Yeah, well it'll shake up my beers.
What's gonna happen? True? And if you get pulled over there,
why are you drinking in the car, and then that'll
be bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
But only we know Adam the cop. We gotta get
out of jail free card.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Yeah, you know, Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
And then while he said that, then you got to
grab his gun and be.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Like, ah, not leave me alone. Two birds with one stone.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Yeah, sorry, officer, that was just I Hey, honestly, I
was just spect.

Speaker 1 (01:11:36):
I was just can you see me that body cam footage?

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
Please? I need proof.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
I gotta show it to the boys.

Speaker 5 (01:11:43):
Yeah, it's just for the boys. It's not going online.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I promise, definitely not, even though the boys might post
it online. But I won't. I'm telling you that much.

Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
So yeah, and then but also so now when I
come back from a bachelor party, I'm gonna have to then,
like the next morning or something, go and take my
car in for service.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
So it's gonna be it's gonna be a long week,
but it'll be a good weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Can you service it while I take a nap in
the back of it?

Speaker 3 (01:12:06):
Oh? I mean I usually do take a nap in
the lobby. Well, I drop my car off. There you go.
All right, it's a solid not cool Bobby, Do you
want to go next?

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
I think it's kind of already on here.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
I wanted to.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
I didn't know that was yours because I had another
one too.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am a computer list right now.
You know, I got I got laid off and I
had to return my computer, which I totally did.

Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Couldn't even give it you as a fucking severance package.
Fucking dis Yeah, it's like four or five years old
at this point. Like what do you need that back for?

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Right right? Just let me keep it.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
But you know, if even if I had to keep
kept it, you know, who knows, it may have gotten locked.

Speaker 3 (01:12:54):
If you had, and then like it would be unfortunate
if you had and they bricked it and then there
was just just a piece of metal basically. Yeah, And
that's you know what would really suck if that was
the case. If that was the case, I would really suck,
because that's you know, if that was the case. That's
the laptop I used to record the podcast podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:13:14):
And then that would really really suck because then you
would probably have to like try and find a way
to jail break it and go through different.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Avenues, which would be just an enoying task. If anybody
who happens to also like know how to to like
get past like a bricked MacBook, please just hypothetically, hypothetically
you could hit us up at pass rape pod or
just directly d M Robert at zero three hypothetic complete

(01:13:42):
of course obvious. Then obviously you're going to turn that in.
He's like that. He's an upstanding guys. You've met this dude.
You met this dude. But yeah, but that would really
suck if that had had happened.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Yeah, you know, we don't normally do hypothetical not here,
but you know, something just got me thinking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
Just got me thinking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
Is my computer that I gave you just today just
because your fun prank, is is that working fine? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:14:10):
It's it's working fine today. Uh it's it's plugged in,
but it's not charging. Uh, like it says that it
is plugged in. Oh, it's just got the little lightning
thing on it. Yeah, but it says battery is not charging.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
That's fine as long as it doesn't dropping.

Speaker 3 (01:14:27):
Battery is dropping not fast. It's just Robert's way of saying,
wrap it up voice. Well, I had to switch the
I had to switch the chargers. Yes, that one doesn't
have an eighteen foot cord. The heck, this cord is
really long. That's a really good hypothodtical, not cool, very
good hypothetical. Not cool, of course, but good thing. You

(01:14:47):
turned it in and everything all clips when everything will
be up on time. Ye, so don't worry. Obviously you're
watching so you know, if you are a YouTube channel, YouTube, Doug,
I was such a pass for your podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
My not cool is.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
I've found a new thing to help me get through
Giants games because they just made me mad and you know,
trying to be a good parent and not not scar
my kids.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
So like that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Eventually, I would love to watch football with my daughters
one day I have, but I would love them to
have memories of like no, like, hey dad, the Giants
are playing you, Like, let's can I watch the game
with you?

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Would I will? I'll just cry the first day that
ever happens. If that does happen hypothetically. But my my
thing this year is just because this season sucks. Everybody's
dead on my team, besides my superstar quarterback. It's going
to be the best quarterback in the league eventually, Jackson Dart,
I love you so much. Please don't ever go away.
Please don't ever hurt me. But Jackson Dart is very

(01:15:45):
exciting to watch. And I just have to watch him
throw to like checkers at the grocery store as his receivers,
because that's that's what we got left. Our best receiver
went down. Our our running back, his best friend went down.
Our defense seems to just like letting everybody score all

(01:16:06):
the time, which again, not what I would do if
I was a defensive coordinator, say hey, don't do that.
They didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
That's not apparently now it's being told to them.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
But it's very frustrated to watch the Giants games and
to keep my shit together. So I was like, I'm
gonna take up something during the Giants games. And I
got a cookbook, and I'm just gonna try and cook
every recipe in that book. And it was the old
time hockey guy nice Hey Buddy, And so he made
monkey bread and a cast iron skillet, and I was like,
fuck yeah, I'm gonna do this. But what I didn't

(01:16:38):
realize is like how much brown sugar burns on a stovetop.
And it wasn't in the oven. It was on a stovetop,
and the entire bottom layer of it was just rock
hard and not edible. I was able to peel off
the top part, but just like, I fucked up, and
I was like, now the fucking giants and giants are

(01:16:58):
fucking losing and I'm fucking burning shit and I'm ruining everything.
It was the worst trial and error. Man, it was
your first I did make a really good soup and
that fucking rocked.

Speaker 4 (01:17:08):
Just think by the time you get really good at
it next year, your team will be good, and then
you'll be enjoying baking while watching good Foot.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
It does help to be like, god fucking damn, hold on,
I gotta make sure that this isn't burning, and then
it still burns, but like, oh shit, I gotta move this,
I gotta stir this, I gotta do this.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
That's what you need to do.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
You need to just focus on recipes where it just
needs a lot of stirring. That's why I went to
I was gonna say, next week chili, chili would be
good because because chili, you can just leave it on
the stove on low for like fifteen fucking hours, so
you feel like you're doing something. Really you're just going
over there and stirring it every like five minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:17:43):
Chili would be really good. I also did a Paddy
Melt for lunch that day. And check that shit out.
Check that bad boy out. That looks good as fuck,
good looking Patti Melt. You see that bad boy see
that Robert? Yeah, yeah, bet you want bet you bet
you wish that you could add that during a Giant's
game instead, Alex, you didn't get me, didn't get me.

(01:18:05):
And also, and I just sing mean songs about my
team to my girls. So it's not dad yelling his dad,
just being dad's upbeat about this. Yeah, I mean, actually
that was my other not cool is that the Packers lost.
But it's my boss's fault because I had to go
into work for like three hours from like one to four,
and every time I get called in on a Sunday,

(01:18:27):
the Packers played like shit, yeah, you gotta be like,
there's a no Sunday policy here. I'm just like Jesus Chris,
you know, he wanted to go watch his daughter's cheer competition.
I kind of had to be a good friend on that.
Fair Fair actually won, but I'm still gonna flick him
in the balls. I told him, I'm gonna flick you
in the balls, but I'm not telling you when Fair

(01:18:48):
I'm speaking of speaking of JC now now that I
brought it up already, because Robert was like, well, it's
made up birthday on December. Why are we doing it?
Why do we have to like just not having the
same or the Why does it just move around? Why
do they say it's the Lord's Day, you're supposed to
rest and then like they want to go to church.

(01:19:10):
That's not resting, it's going to church getting up early.
Damn right. Letna say it like it's the Sabbath.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
The Sabbath, you do, that's the term.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
But also for Jews, the Sabbath is Saturday. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:25):
I'm not familiar with their practices.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:27):
I learned that from shoppists. Yeah, summer Sabbath.

Speaker 3 (01:19:30):
I learned it from the big Yeah. God damn it, Dottie,
you're not a wrong Shoppists.

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
We still gotta pray and you know, give thanks to
Jesus for for your sins. So it is resting, it's
your day of Just because it's your day of rest
doesn't mean that you're resting all the time. There are
still obligations like to get done. But okay, I pretty
much only rest on Sundays. That's pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
But okay, so that is quick Jesus discussion again on
the pod.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
That's what we do. We're a p guests of many colors.
Much like Joseph, I'm basically a theologion at this point. Theologist.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
I know all religions.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
Yeah, mm hmm. You're an ordained minister, it's true. Not
in life church. I can do all all religions, through
all religions, through Allah Christ.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
Flying sweety monster. Xenu not Xenu. I'm not Zulu. Well no,
I just meant like I'm not. I'm not doing any scientology.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
No, you gotta do that.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
I would love to officiate his scientology.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
Only only if I get to wear the little the
little space fleet suit that they wear, you know what
I'm talking about, the sea orge or I want a
little I want a cute little sailor outfit for me
to wear.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I'm that would be a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Shrek.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
I was gonna say, your face like Shrek, but you
wear the sailors suit and you go as a sea
ogre for Alloween. Up. Mark that down for next year's
high Oh that'd be so good. All right, Moving on,
let's get to the answer segment, brought to you by
the pass Gavy Picks segment were past Grey Picks. We
post our picks every Sunday morning and it's Pat and

(01:21:16):
I going ahead to head. We do an over and under?
Are we doing over? A favorite and an underdog? And
we pick NFL picks this week.

Speaker 5 (01:21:25):
We saying neck and neck this year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Yeah, we are pretty it's pretty tight.

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
We're what fourteen and we both.

Speaker 3 (01:21:29):
Went too and one yesterday, so we're both fourteen and
thirteen on the season, which is above five hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Great gamblers, Great gamblers.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
So I thought we were twelve and ten going in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
We were twelve and twelve. Oh going in. I can't
read numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
I have it kept. I keep up with it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
At least, Hey about five hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
Baby above five hundred as a podcast, and I hope
Pat's always above five hundred as well as me.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
I just hope Pat doesn't finishes above me.

Speaker 3 (01:21:54):
Oh, I'm gonna finish first. Let's it. We're gonna have
so many unders next year. We're neck and neck. We're
neck and neck. But you're gonna have to word to
pay if I would, so, don't forget. I don't remember
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Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
I'll do the two pay if I get to pick it, okay,
But if I went, we're under next year, okay, I'm
just gonna do a murking pubic.

Speaker 3 (01:23:03):
It's a pubic too pay. It's fake pubic hair, but
it's still a too pay just for your pubes. Boom.
You just that it's not a baby, it's not a
two pay. It's fake hair covering where hair should go.
That's a two pay just because it's above my dick.
Doesn't mean to any last disagree, Robert, you judge on this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:24):
No, we shook on it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
If you do the murky, you gotta wear it on
the outside.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
You have to wear it on the outside. Oh, don't worry,
I'll show you no. But you have to wear it
over the pants. Over the pants, all right, like Captain
underpants style.

Speaker 5 (01:23:35):
I'm fine with that too, But you have to work
with that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
Yeah, I worry you're worried about it. To pay at work?

Speaker 5 (01:23:40):
Okay, my pants at work, I'll do that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:43):
You have to wear a fake you're wearing a fake bush.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Over the apron too. Over the apron. I was hoping
you forget about the apron. That's gonna be when everybody
sees I will. I won't have it on at all
times during work away on that too, has to stay
on it's called a murk that too, murkin, that's not
that's not a two pay two pays on your head.

(01:24:07):
Then why did I google what's a pubic two pay?
And instead of murky for your pubes, it's different. It's
a two pays on your head.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Hey, sometimes my dick gets cold too. Okay, you gotta
do both? Then both? Yeah, upstairs and downstairs, and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
I'll let you do two under the carpets do match
the drapes bottom from the same store. Well, pat's gotta
wear a two pay agreed to it or American over
the over the apron got.

Speaker 5 (01:24:36):
Art of the deal there, buddy, I think you did.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
You just I got you to shake on something without
finalizing all the small details, and then now you're trying
to change it after the shake.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
I'm sorry. That makes you not animal was based on
it being a two pay on your head. So, well,
you know what you gotta find. You gotta look at
the fat done last year's. You don't know that I do,
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All right. Our first question this week comes from Adam M.

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And Adam says, is saying this vacuum sucks a compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:25:54):
It all depends on inflection.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
If you say this vacuum sucks, it's not a cop
if you Lily Commercial voice, this vacuum sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
I think the inflection counts. But I think saying a
vacuum sucks is a compliment in itself because that's what
a vacum is supposed to do. But then also you
should like to be like, this vacuum, this vacuum really sucks.
This vacuum sucks real good.

Speaker 4 (01:26:20):
This thing, though, I don't think that's a compliment. If
you're just stating the thing it's supposed to do. That
basketball player jumps, it's not really a compliment. You're supposed
to be able to do that. It's just stating a
fact effectual thing that you're doing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
How's that Boeing seven thirty seven. That's just fly as fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Steph Curry really shoots. Yeah, we know it's what he does.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
It's a dangerous shooter.

Speaker 5 (01:26:46):
I want to leave that one alone.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Now, I think saying that the vacuum sucks is a compliment.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
Absolutely no, because it's It wouldn't even be a complant
saying it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
Sucksn't this vacuum. You would say this vacuum blows. If
you said this vacum blows is what you should do.
If you said that's not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
What I want my vacuum.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
If you said this vacuum really sucks, that could be
a compliment because it's saying it's doing it extraordinarily. Well
if you just say this vacuum sucks back, okay, well
it's supposed to. It's sucking good or sucking badge. So
you really don't know if that's even a comment.

Speaker 3 (01:27:16):
Good's sucking a bad sucking. There's two different kinds. Fellas
are right? Am I right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
I think it's a compliment. It's a compliment. It's doing
the thing it does.

Speaker 5 (01:27:26):
I want to say it's a hey you're working, Okay,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:34):
That doesn't say if you're good at what you're working at,
you're working good, you're doing a good job, but working
doing a bad Oh you're currently working Okay, that's not
a compliment.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
And say, hey, watch out, there's a bird flu going
around and yeah they do that. Fucking birds do that. Bobby,
we need the tiebreaker. It's a compliment or not.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I wouldn't say it's a compliment.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
It's a compliment. Okay, fine, but you're wrong. You guys
are wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
Me and Bobby two peas in a pop.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Vacuum is supposed to sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
If you say this vacuum sucks, that's a compliment.

Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Yeah, we're supposed to be doing that all right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Next question is from Todd Voss at as Underscore seen
Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd says, at a rehearsal
dinner with an open bar, how much am I allowed
to drink as much as you want or can as
long as you're tipping the bartenders? Yeah, I think as
much as you want. My one rule is like, don't

(01:28:29):
be the first guy at the bar. Wait till I
do not have that rule, Wait till there's somebody else.
So then they're not like Todd got to the bar
and got fucked up. You gotta be like, all right,
I'm the second guy at the bar. I didn't open
up the bar, but I was there right after that.
Then I'm not the first guy at the bar.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
So there's two rules, the open bar, tip your bartenders,
don't drive.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Don't drive.

Speaker 5 (01:28:50):
You follow those two rules.

Speaker 4 (01:28:51):
You can drink as much as you want until they
run out of booze. They paid for the booze, ye
and I as well drink it. And then you find
out from your family. Men later on be like, oh
the bar, we actually had to pay so much more
because you guys drank so much.

Speaker 3 (01:29:04):
Make I was told open bar. Yeah, I told an
open bar to a limit, and then no more. I
was told open bar. It's like when they say bottomless mimosas,
but they like, give you a limit on how long
you can be at the table. Uh, well we only
have an hour and a half table, Like, that's not bottomles.
Bottomless is me being here all day. I want to

(01:29:24):
stay here and like you have a you have a
time that that the brunch ends. Okay, that's fine, but
giving me a table limit like no, no, no, no,
nocause bottomless mimosas means I'm gonna fucking make your hurt.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
And I'm not really gonna make your because I know
that you're not really pouring heavy on any of this.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
So champagne gets me drunk fast.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
Yeah, so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do this, but.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Yeah, h fucking an open guy is a limit, baby.
An open bar is an open bar for a reason. Hey,
that's your time to shine and put on a fucking show.
That's the way I look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
It's pretty much a slap in the face to the
bride and groom and their family or whoever else is
paying for it if you don't drink as much as
you can at an open bar, because then they could
have just been like, well, we have this much alcohol.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
The last open bar I was at, I ended the
night talking to a statue. That happened, but I did
not drive, and I tipped my bar.

Speaker 3 (01:30:11):
T Yeah, it's perfect. It's perfect. Great question, Todd, great question.
Our next one is from we read their next one from.

Speaker 4 (01:30:19):
Oh Yeah, this is a good one from alex O
at alex mc thunder one Power Rank the four Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 1 (01:30:28):
All right, Robert, are you a Ninja turtle guy? Not
at all?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
You know who the Ninja Turtles are? Michael Angelo, Yes,
Raphael yes, Leonardo, Yes, Donatello Donatello.

Speaker 4 (01:30:45):
Yeah no, I mean that's the easiest name to forget
because he is the least famous of the Renaissance artists.

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Dante, Dona Tello, Michael Angel, Leonardo.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
That's a good way to remember it. That's three of them,
but also one of my favorite handicappers.

Speaker 5 (01:30:57):
Alright, b So Robert go ahead and rank him for us.

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
Which one is the red one.

Speaker 5 (01:31:04):
That's Raphael.

Speaker 1 (01:31:05):
Okay, he's number one. Red is not here of color.

Speaker 3 (01:31:10):
He's got an attitude.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
What are the other colors we got?

Speaker 4 (01:31:13):
Michael is orange, Leonardo is light blue, and Donna Tello
was purple, light blue, regular blue.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
You know, just in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:31:23):
All right, I'll go.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
The colors.

Speaker 5 (01:31:27):
I'll go blue Leonardo.

Speaker 6 (01:31:29):
Okay, I'll go blue. Next, I'll do the orange, number
three and number four, I'll do the purple one. Who
is that Dontello?

Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
Don Tello's purple, yes, which I think is where most
people will have Donna Tello.

Speaker 3 (01:31:44):
So red, blue, orange. His weapon was just a stick.

Speaker 1 (01:31:48):
Ok.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Yeah, he had a stick. Michelangelo had the nun chucks.
Raphael had the size size right, that's what they're calling.
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:31:57):
And then Leonardo had a fucking had two swords.

Speaker 3 (01:32:01):
Yeah he had katans really showed up with a sword
to a stick fight on that one. All right, I
feel like you're the expert, so I will go next
it already for is Donatello? He's a nerd. He's a
nerd one science boy. Yeah, like good to have in
the gang. But you're fourth important. But you know, uh
three is Raphael red one? The many swords just kind

(01:32:25):
of look pussy to me compared to like the other stuff,
Like nunchucks are sick. Katanas are sick, all right, so
that's why I got them ahead of it. Michaelangelo, that
guy parties. They got chills. He likes pizza a lotuck
loves pizza. They all love pizza, but Michael Angelo fucking
really likes pizza. And nunchucks are cool, right, Yeah, nunchucks
are awesome. A wedding gift I gave to everybody every

(01:32:48):
guy that was in my wedding was nunchucks because nun
Chuck's rock. So I've always identified with nunchucks. And then
Leonardo's number one because I liked Blue as a kid,
so he was my favorite. Fair enough Blue Ranger, Billy,
we're doing power Rangers, I'd pick Blue. I know, Tommy
was probably the coolest one, like I think Michael Angelo
was the coolest one, but Leonardo was my favorite. And

(01:33:08):
everybody always want to be Michael Angelo in the video game.
It's a bit cool. I'm Leonardo, and I don't have
to have fucking pussy ass stick that I'm hitting people with.

Speaker 1 (01:33:14):
I get cool, I get cool swords.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
I did usually go Leonardo the video game, because I
was like, I would sorts more more damage. They didn't
give you more damage than video It didn't, but like
you thought it would, Yeah, because they're fucking sorts.

Speaker 1 (01:33:25):
Yeah, and then like the little baby swords, You're.

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Like, that's not gonna do anything talking about all right,
so I'll bring us home Here for is Donatello, he
just he just is sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:33:35):
Your weapons a fucking stick. Yeah, it really hurt his
his street cred. I mean, you can do cool things
as a stick with when that's your weapon, and everybody
else has like something that can stab you with or
swing and then like hit you because it's a nunchuck,
Like you're just not gonna beat those people out.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Three is Leonardo. Nothing against him, it's just the top
two are the coolest ones. Undoubtedly about that. My brother
would fight me over this. I'm putting Raphael at two.
He's my favorite. Dude's got anger problems, or I mean
he was my brother's favorite. Dude has anger problems though.
Everything he's fucking it gets mad. I'm gonna storm off

(01:34:13):
and then I'm gonna get into trouble where everyone else
is to save me because I'm gonna try and fight
fifty members of the fucking foot clan by myself when
I who everyone knows I can only take twenty five
by myself. And you gotta fucking be a little hot
head all the time. But probably the strongest because he
does fuck people up. He's the best fighter out of
all of them, but number one, Mikey. Mikey's the fucking
best dude. He's like, he's the comedian of his Everything

(01:34:36):
is a joke to him.

Speaker 3 (01:34:37):
I always identified with my dam nunchucks are super cool,
I drew, I would hurt myself instantly with the ones
you had for your wedding. I picked him up the
other day. I swung it literally less than twenty seconds.
I hit myself in there.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
Yeah, they're very dangerous, but he's the coolest one. He
always makes jokes. He's one says fuck Calibunga, Calabunga rocks
loves his pizza. Who doesn't, And just and honestly, there
is a there is a case we made that he's
actually the best fighter out of all of them because
he's not. He never takes anything seriously and he kicks
just as much ass as the rest of them. Kicks

(01:35:11):
a lot as so for that reason, Mikey is number
one for me.

Speaker 3 (01:35:15):
It's a good power rankings. It was one of the
rare four power rankings that we do. Very good Turtle
mm hmm. Master Splinter would have been five, just because
he wasn't a turtle. Yeah, that's what I had to do.
I mean, technically there was another turtle. It wasn't one
of them. He was one of their nemesis though. He
was made from a snapping turtle razor, so that I

(01:35:40):
don't know, something like that. He's bad guy who you
were thinking of. Yeah he started a band. Yeah he
was at people with nails or something like that. All right.

Speaker 1 (01:35:52):
Next up is a question from Gary.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
Gary's says, what is the worst addiction? I mean, the
first one that pops into your head is heroin, like
hard drugs probably, but hear me out, I do, like,
obviously those are really bad addictions I think, and we

(01:36:17):
don't kick shame on this podcast, but those like I
think it's pay pigs, the dudes that like just get
off paying girls to like be mean to them and
stuff where it's just like you gave that girl twelve
thousand dollars, just like game, how much money you had
in your account like that you could just destroy your
entire bank account for your entire family or just yourself,

(01:36:39):
and like you're getting something out of it.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
But like.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
Hard drugs probably give you like a cool feeling for
a little while, and I get you probably feel good
giving people money, but then it's just you're bankrupted. You're
bankrupt and you're like, oh, I just gave six thousand dollars. Yeah,
you can't feel good after, Like gambling, it could be, yeah,
bad addiction, but like I thought the giants, we're gonna
cover for four hours. I had four hours of like
hope and then and then it punched me in the face.

(01:37:06):
But like for a while it was like, oh, it
might be it Like I've never done heroin, but I
imagine there's a period of time where you, like this
ship rocks, which is why you get hooked on it,
which is bad. But like just sending like like you
could like spending money somebody that just drains your bank account,
Like being addicted to shopping terrible, but it probably feels
awesome buying all that cool shit, like look at this

(01:37:29):
I just bought. I bought an autographed Eli Manning helmet.
Fuck yeah, I bought twelve of them costs me a
bunch of money, but like whatever, Like if you bought
a bunch of Lubatini shoes, lubaton name nailed it, Like
that's gotta feel awesome for ladies to be like I
did this, And just paying chicks money to be mean

(01:37:50):
to you is probably like a good feeing, I guess
a little bit, but like I feel like then you
just feel bad afterwards.

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
That's why I mean, I was gonna say the worst
one i'd be. There's no way to say this that
isn't crude pussy, yeah, just because then guess what, they
will drain your bank account very quickly as well.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Because like strip clubs also a bad one, but like
you got, like I saw some boobs for a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
The worst addiction is any one that you can't afford, right,
because if you're hopelessly addicted to it and you don't
have any money, that's when shit starts to go real bad.
That's when you get caught naked on top of a
roof stealing copper from an ac right, right, That's when
you're sucking dick behind a burger king for five dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
And I get that, like hard drugs make you do
stuff like that too, and you can find yourself bankrupt
and pour off because of all of that stuff. But
like the entire thing of like being a guy that
just sends chicks money is like that is that is
the thing that you are doing. You are just starting
with here's money. Like heroin is like you get to
have money to buy heroin, but then it's the heroin

(01:38:53):
get wed, you get to a little cod it's not
just like build your way up.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
Here's money, and that's that's the worst addiction.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Or do they mean, like just what is the like,
what's the worst to Like, I'm addicted to buying Nazi paraphernalia.

Speaker 3 (01:39:07):
That's a that's a worst that's a bad addiction, very
bad addiction. Robert, what do you think the worst addiction is?
I think definitely something that you have to like spend
a lot of money for.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Oh you know, it's another bad one. I'm addicted to
killing people. You're a murdering murder. Yeah, that's bad addiction
to have. It's really bad. Yeah, human flesh, that's really bad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
Yeah. There's just there's a lot of plastic surgery that's
oh yeah, man, because that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:43):
Also drains your bank accounts.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Yeah, when you're addicted to plastic surgery, it's like the
first five percent of what you do makes you look good.
The rest of the ninety five percent of the plastic
surgery you get for the rest of your life just
makes you look worse and worse every time your head
you think you're looking better. That's a bad addiction. That is,
that's a very good plastic surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
I mean, then you can also be like phones and screens.
Being addicted to screens, Like that's ruining our society. Like okay, cool,
but like screens make me feel cool.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
Sometimes being a Cowboys fan New Jersey every year, this
guy's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Nope, just being addicted descending chicks money, that's the worst
one to be mean to you, seems like the worst
because like they're being mean to you, and even if
you like that, they're still being mean to you. And
then you're just draining your bank account and like you're
not getting cool stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:40:36):
Oh one, that's possibly even worse than that, because at
least if you're doing that, you know you're probably getting
some sort of sexual gratification out of it. The people
that just give all their money to streamers. That's weird, dude,
that's so like, Oh, I'm Kai Snat's biggest fan. I
am twelve thousand a month. You're giving twelve thousand a
month to a dude that's worth like three hundred million dollars?
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Yeah? But he gave me a shout out. He said,
what's up, Pat one, two three? Thanks for the twelve dollars. Dude,
I gave so much money. He let me be a moderator.
So you gave you so much money he's now letting
you work for him for free. You're a fucking idiot. Yeah,
I don't understand that. I appreciate people watching us, but
I would never be like you could pay us to
comment on shit.

Speaker 4 (01:41:18):
Yeah, Like I would never just be filming myself eating
lunch expecting you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:41:23):
To give me money for that.

Speaker 3 (01:41:25):
Yeah, so we're watching this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
By the way, nothing agains kaisana. He actually seems like
a really good dude. He was just the first one
that popped in my head. Him and him and I
show Speed. They seem like awesome guys.

Speaker 1 (01:41:35):
What's the.

Speaker 3 (01:41:38):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
I like that guy?

Speaker 5 (01:41:40):
Oh, sketch, sketch, is funny.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Yeah it's not. Yeah, it's the one of giving it
to porn girls. That's just see, it feels scummy because
like the only fan stuff, it's like, yeah, you're looking
at this, but just pay people to be mean to
hiss wild.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
I mean that's actually the worst one because it's all
free online, even like even the what are they called
findam that you're talking about the financial domination yea, even
that one. I guarantee you you can find videos online
of girls just saying generic stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
But I think what gets you off is sending like
hitting send on the money, like no, don't, don't you.

Speaker 5 (01:42:17):
Little piggy boy, that's all you can send me?

Speaker 1 (01:42:18):
Me me me, Oh what are you poor? You're like,
here's another thousand, nik, stop don't just like fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:23):
I'm hanging up. We're done with this.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Anything where you're just giving money to other people for
really not goods or services. Yeah, that's the worst one.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
Billy. I should plug into those people and be like
you should donate to this charity. They won't.

Speaker 4 (01:42:37):
Those people are all those people are actually smart. We're
not getting people to give me money for fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
What are you too much of a pussy to donate
to this charity, you fucking scumbag.

Speaker 4 (01:42:46):
And somebody's like, okay, oh, here's five thousand more dollars
for the ball house.

Speaker 3 (01:42:53):
Yeah, I just just don't, all right, Also heroin, but
also heroin, there's a lot of worst addictions. There's a
lot of them. There's not many good addictions.

Speaker 1 (01:43:08):
That's true. I'm addicted to charity work.

Speaker 3 (01:43:13):
Like mister Beast might be the only person that actually
has that addiction. I just give it all back. I mean,
I think he does do that for good, but it's
also like he's also doing it for content too, and
he but he's doing it for good, but he's doing
it because he's gonna get content out of it. And
it's like he's not a bad person for doing it,

(01:43:34):
but like he's he don't. He does it more because
of the content that he gets. Yeah, so yeah, all right.
Last question we got this week is from Mikey Paul
at It's just Mikey p And he says, what do
sesame seeds grow into streets? Streets? Sesame street?

Speaker 1 (01:43:57):
How Donna say, Almo birds?

Speaker 3 (01:44:01):
No, I believe they do grow into like they're like okra,
like things like a leafy like this flower looking thing
and they just have the seeds in them. I don't
know if I'm sure you could probably eat it, but
I think that they like it looks like Okra is
just filled with sesame seeds.

Speaker 5 (01:44:17):
I thought it was gonna be like hidden doors, like
something on.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Like a big stalk. They should be hidden doors because
it opens open sesame. Yeah, but also I think you
open the sesame to get the sesame seed out.

Speaker 4 (01:44:28):
It's weird that I've never thought about this in my life.
I just yeah, sesame seeds are sesame seeds. They sprinkle
them on fucking dishes with soy in.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
It and burger buns.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
That's pretty much it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:45):
Sesame is a weird a weird existence a you're looking
at up proper, yeah, I y am, okay, yeah yeah,
it is this weird like it looks like secret door,
isn't it? Put the brightness my phone? These weird things
that looks almost identical to Okra nailed it. I don't
know why I knew that. Why aren't we letting them mature?

(01:45:07):
Why are we committing sesame seed genocide?

Speaker 1 (01:45:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:11):
People are talking about that. Let's get let's investigate, you know,
what when my next political campaign, if I come out
of retirement, I'll be like, We're gonna get to the
bottom of sesame seeds and see what they can become,
because I think every sesame matters.

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
You think that those like no sesame left behind.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
So like it had the little seeds inside of the
little okre type thing that becomes. What if those seeds
are like magic beanstalk beans, and they're cutting them all
off early because they don't want us the common man,
to have magic beans.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
And then they're up there hanging out giants stalking beans.

Speaker 3 (01:45:44):
I think we stumbled onto something board. I think we did.
I think we did.

Speaker 1 (01:45:47):
Great question, Mikey, Great question.

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