Pass The Gravy #644: Ranksgiving

The guys talk about Thanksgiving, football, and Meta glasses. They also learn about Pat's new bad habit.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, gravy girl. What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Happy Gravy Day to you and yours. Happy Gravy Week
to everyone that is celebrating. It is the graviest week
of all of the year. I am Alex your host,
my good friend Robert Barbosa the Hog Jokes and joining
us this week we have a very special guest, our
Thanksgiving expert, Pat Dion. How's it going, Pat? If you

(00:56):
were a turkey? What I said a turkey expert?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Boom?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
If that's if that's how Pat just talk? He just
did turkey sounds the entire show. Pat, You're not cool, No,
no way. That sucks, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
It'd be like to choose your own inventure for every
time I was talking, was it good or is it bad?

Speaker 4 (01:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That was really unfunny this episode, Well you were in.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
A bad He could have also been hilarious. It depends
on how you look.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
I'm very funny.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Yeah it is. Uh, it is the gravous week of
the year. Like I said, though, happy Thanksgiving ahead of time.
We're releasing this a little early, so maybe you can
listen to it on your way to the family Thanksgiving
before you get drunk and fight with your family this year.
Starting off, though, I I, uh, I thought of a
great idea we should like this is this is going

(01:42):
to really kick things off for Thanksgiving. It's a it's
a fun game called ranksgiving, and just you know, you
do I don't know, if you go around your table
and you're like, this is what I'm thankful for. If
you do that, wait and like save this for right after.
But hey, actually I had another idea. What if we
what if we did ranksgiving and the like what is
ranks giving? Alex And that's when you tell them, we
just go around the table and like, starting from who

(02:03):
I like the most to who I like the least,
we just rank everybody at the table. And then that
just is a good way to not get anybody's feelings
hurt at the table at all, because they think if
you get ranked low, then you could rank that person
low and then everybody kind of just knows where they stand,
and then also do it with people's food that they
brought that really just keeps everybody on their toes and
kind of lets them. It's good to know where you
stand sometimes, Like I'm not gonna go off on Uncle Paul.

(02:26):
Uncle Paul said I was number four in his rankings
out of twelve. That's pretty good. I'm happy with that.
But like Aunt Denise, when Aunt Denise put.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Me out finding raisins in the goddamn green fuck you,
fuck you, you're raising cast role. Shit, it's shit. It's
the light.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
That's my least favorite thing.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I love this idea because it's just gonna be uh,
me and my brother and my parents when I get
up there, and I'm fairly confident that I would be
number one on everyone's list at that table.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Because you don't live there, so they're not sick of you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, like exactly, my mom is sick of my brother
all of the time.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yeah, he's gonna be fourth.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
And my dad's a dick, like he's very much like
a junior high kid where he can't help himself but
constantly bug my mom on purpose. Right, So like she's
definitely put me number one. My dad gets very annoyed
by my mom, so I think he's also putting me
number one, and then my brother will get his feelings
hurt that both of my parents took me number one,

(03:20):
so then he'll put me number one. Yeah, I'll just
be a fucking all star to full proof plan.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Yeah, because I think if we all had to do this,
like you and I would rank Robert number one because
we would just be trying to fight for Robert's number
one spot.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
That's true, and I would be Robert would actually put
Wheezy over both of us.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
No, I don't know if Robert had to, but you
could only rank the people in this room, so it'd
have to be like a one too. Like you would
put Robert over me because you'd be like, you're gonna
pick Robert over me, And I would pick Robert over
you because I'd think you were going to pick Robert
over me, so out of anger I would I would
retaliate even if I had to go first, and then
Robert would really be like, who's gonna win? Because then
I have to pick one of these two idiots. Robert,

(03:57):
how you who would you pick? Robert? You started our
ranks giving up. I would go pit Bull first, No,
not real in this room, I go pit Bull. Whatever
that is Mark Oppas, there's a dell. Okay, he's literally
picking a wall Art over us.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
And this isn't even what you just said. But I'm sorry.
I actually I would have you number one over Robert
because you brought us cake pie. I did.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I thought it was like a we could do a poecast?
Is that what he he knew? He knew he was
going to bring up ranks giving?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
I did.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I thought of this idea like two weeks ago, and
I saved it for the Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I say, the fastest way of a man's hardest stomach,
and you're in my heart.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I did. I brought the boys some Baja Blast pie,
pretty dope with Baja blast like icing on top, and
it's like rocks.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I love key Lime Pie. But for anyone out there
that has seen those and uh, I was like, oh,
I want to go get one. If you don't like
key Lime Pie, just know it's key pie.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
It's also like twenty twenty one dollars, so don't go
in like thinking you're gonna fill up on like, let's
I'm gonna bring three pies because it's just.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Go to your local grocery stores bakery probably a better deal.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Buy a key lampie and just diet a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Buy a and then buy a Paha Blast and just
take a sip after each spie bite.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, and then I, guys, I brought you, guys orange
pineapple cake that I made during the Giants most recent
with quarter collapse.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm very excited to try that as soon as we're done.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
But I didn't even yell and yell my TV once.
I yelled in excitement out of Jameis Winston, but I
didn't yell at the Giants because I texted you. I
was like, hey, save his bet today Lions money line
because the Lions were losing it half and I was
there's no chance the Giants win this. And that was
a good idea, good thinking, good thinking, Alex. And then
guess what, the Lions didn't lose that camp, so I
knew it was going to happen. I wasn't hurt. I

(05:48):
feel nothing.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Jamior Gibbs is so fast.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
He's very fast, and if you try and pretend that
he's playing flag football when you're supposed to tackle him,
you' probably gonna knock get him. Weird strategy. At least
you guys don't play on the it was a bold strategy.
You can enjoy your Thanksgiving no Monday night primetime baby
hackers play.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I have to have the fun combo of stressing
about that and also not being able to watch it
because I'll be at work. I mean, it'll be on,
it'll be on, but like you know, work anytime I try,
Like if there's a game on at work that I
don't give a shit about, we'll be slow. And I
have all the time in the world to just sit
there and watch it. It's a game I care about. I'm
going to be asked one million questions approximately. That just

(06:28):
how it works. That's how it works.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But yeah, I mean, if the Lions almost loses the Giants,
Packers should beat them. But the Packers also almost lost
the Giants, so not great. If the Giants, if you
reversed all the Giants one score games, I think they're
eight and three. So like, if we were just not
shitty when it matters most Giant and if you think

(06:56):
if you took back all of the ten point or more,
blown leads seven to four at least and then we
had another one score game that we just didn't get
it done. And it's gonna be okay, but it's promising.
We've got a promising future. You just not fucking suck
when it matters most.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
And not have all of your good players be injured.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
That also too, But then we're hanging with guys when
we don't even have our best players. Jameis Winston is
our best receiver. He's our quarterbacks are our quarterback last
year were our best receiver. It was sick.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
He's so much fun.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
That was play of the year, right the touchdown, like I.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Mean, off the top of my head, with recency bias tape,
he handed the ball off.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
He handed the ball off, and then our quarterback went
out for a pass, caught the pass, spun, move a
defender like lost to defend this, try to tackle, and
then ran into the end zone. And he's Jameis Winston.
His goofy asked was like, I'm so happy to be
able to get into the in zone on this Sunday.
We're inside, but we're outside, well inside, coach, but we're outside.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
He's so fun from afar, but like a god, I
would hate to be in the huddle with him.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
No, because he's like the guys are playing for him
and that's what you need, and like Jackson Darts are
guy going forward. But then you get Jamis, and Jamis
is the vibes guy, and you have a second string
quarterback going and as long as it's not fucking Russ Wilson,
everybody's like, I will die for this guy. And I
love that all of the Giants quarterbacks not named us
Wilson are that kind guy. No, I mean great going forward,
even though we've already been in the name for the playoffs.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
I wish I was the kind of person that could
enjoy that in the huddle. But I have a very
negative outlook on many things, and when people are corny
in front of me, I don't. Yeah, I get very
negative corny on a screen, very fun to watch.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Right, And I guess that's different They think I'm mostly
getting paid a million millions of dollars and.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
I would have one hundred ruined that clip when he
goes we outside, but we inside, because you would have
heard me immediately after go, what the fuck did you
just say?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
You don't understand, dude, you understand what Jamis means.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
I love him we're outside. I hope I never died.
I hope I never meet him because I want to
continue loving him.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
People from the Walda people boring next to water. They
built different.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I was talking about with my friends, they need to
revive the Kenny Maine Sports Center things when his career
is done and.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Just doing it. Yeah, I'd be fine with that.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Bring you Henny back like once a season.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
He's gonna have an absolutely fantastic post football career.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Fucking pick of the litter for jobs.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Yeah, everybody's by jamis just do I think.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
He'll probably do none of it and he'll just be
like a long shore fisherman or something.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
He just gets a shrimp boat.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I wanted to kiss some crabs and they were selling
the boat and I bought it.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I said, I got money. Look, it's generation of wealth.
My kids can go up and run this shrimp boat.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
Jesus is the best he is.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
He is, and he made football for a shitty team
fun for two weeks.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I mean it was a perfect thing for you. You
got to watch fun football, but you still get the
better draft pick. I just want to win a couple
of up. You know, well, the winning will come when
Jackson gets back to Jackson because how to win.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
So we can want some Yeah, and I was like, well,
we can't make the playoffs, but what if we went
out and then like Giants, that's a team you don't
want to fuck with next year because they're hot team.
They're a hot team. And then we get all the
coaches they're like, I would love to coach the Giants.
I would love to.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Coach the Giants. I'm sure Scataboo will be back by
the start of next year.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Oh he's already back. I don't know if you like
I'm I don't watch streamers, but I watch camp Scataboo.
When I say that he's doing a live stream. He
was trying to get the chat off side the other
day wearing a helmet, and I was like, hell, yeah,
he got me, He got me to jump.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's the fun thing is you like, you know that's
not even a bit. You know that guy walks around
his house still wearing his helmet.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Well, he goes just like, hey, hey, hey, bebe bebe Babe,
got the chat to jump off sides, got hey, got
the chat to jump offside. She's like, what are you doing?
You were just yelling and he's like, yeah, check the energy,
drink out of a cleat. So the chat wanted me
to dude chat like you could get him and do anything.
You probably get camp scataboy to kill a guy, kill
a guy for the chat correct chat.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Just kid can't do that, ha ha. I feel like
malik neighbors like won't even get mad that he's not
part of their like.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Little probably they want but like because the leagu's too
cool for him.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I think that's the thing. And I think Malik would
be like, there's way too much white guy energy coming
from them combined leaks like I'm gona play football with
you guys. I love you guys. Not probably a lot
of knock up, but my head.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I'm kno gonna butt my head into you guys. I'm
not doing the head.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
But because those two are like the biggest I'm trying
to think of how to word this. They just have
the most white boy energy of anybody.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
They got a lot of motion. Got a lot of
motion with those two fellas.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I mean that in the best way, No, I.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Get it, exciting whites. The Eagles thought they had them,
the Giants, I didn't really have them.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, it's just can't be as exciting on defense. Just
you can't. It's just rules. Offensive players are just more fun. Yeah,
they're fun guys. They're trying to score. Defenders, you're trying
to shut down scoring. That's not fun, way less fun.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
I like scoring when I like not scoring, me too,
all right, ranksgiving. That was my first name I brought in,
and then we got off off track on that. Another
thing I like, I keep getting the advertisements for these
metaglasses and I saw somebody wearing them the other day
and just stop. No, if I see either of you

(12:08):
guys rocking metaglasses, I'm not We're not allowed. They're not
allowed on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
I mean, unless somebody buys them for me. I can
guarantee you I will not be paying for them.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
But like, you can go anywhere, and it's just it's like, yeah,
so it's a GoPro, but through your glasses, I get it.
I know exactly what it is. Quit showing me other
fucking ways that I can. Well, you could go kayaking,
and like see what you were looking at Kayaking's like
I could put a fucking GoPro on a kayak and
do the same fucking thing. Man, but it looks where
you're looking. Okay, I don't fucking care. Let's not look
at the peeping tom aspects of any of this or

(12:37):
anything like that. But uh, you could definitely see some
upskirt shots if you got a good angle.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
You know what I'm saying, Like, Oh, no, I dropped
my glasses into the women's changing room. Can someone throw
them back out here for me?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Hey, pat Hi, these are my new glasses. Pep, what
are your thoughts on minorities?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Love them?

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Right? Like, It's just it seems like, even if you're
not trying to do gotcha, it seems like you're trying
to gotcha me. Anytime you have glasses that can record
at any point in time, you.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Know, I will say I do kind of like them
for specifically, just like uh, like influencers do. Just like food,
I like looking at the food from that point of view, okay,
rather than them setting up a fucking ring camera at
the table.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
And maybe that's fine when I'm watching the video, but like,
if any of my friends ever talked to me with
metaglasses like that, I'm gonna take the glasses off and
then we can have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Also, you make your own POV porn. Dude, that'd be
pretty sick. No, wo, do you want to see that? Well,
you're not showing it to anyone. That would be so
disrespectful to your wife. It's just for you, guys. I
just become honey, I got an anniversary present for you.
Get over here, got any pipes that need fixing.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Down and be taking a look under the hood of
this car. She'd be like, shut the fuck up and
leave me alone. The only thing tying to me are
these two fucking kids. Now shut up a leave me alone.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Who's ready to make a boy? They say?

Speaker 4 (14:05):
If there are times the chim I just don't like
does it feel sketchy to you guys at all? Like
they're trying to normalize Like just hey, glasses they can
also grab anything that you're doing. I mean, it's just
when we all just had body cams.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
It'll reinstate that you just shouldn't trust people with glasses.
And I think that's a good rule.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I don't think that's true. Why not they're nerds glasses? Like,
but like if twenty five get lay of those old
spy pins that people could buy in like the sky
mall thing, that's like you could put a pin in
your pocket and you could record people, Like if I
found out one of my friends are doing, like, what
are you fucking doing? That's weird? What do you try
and record? Who are you spying on?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
We constantly talk about how we would all be fucked
if the group chat got leaked and you're trying to record.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
And I'm not even saying I'm doing all I'm like
doing anything like that, But it's just like, I don't know. No,
you can't just record all of our our conversations with
what you know. It helps me if I forget names
and stuff. No, No, there's a cheek coad. You shouldn't
be able to go back and red find what you
did in the day and fucking be like, oh, his
name was Robert. You don't remember Robert's name. You gotta
have you gotta figure it out again like a normal person.
I just by watching film from your glasses, I.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Wouldn't want to wear them, just because I don't think
I want to actually be aware of how many times
I am directly looking at women's breast during the day.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I think that's also a big problem for a lot
of people. Yeah, because like, and don't get me wrong.
I think it runs. I think one can turn it
on when you want to turn forget, like you can
take photos of anything. But just looking at it, it's like, yeah,
you know what I was thinking, I can pull my
phone out and do the same thing.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I get.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
I'm wearing a watch that I don't need, but like
it's tight to be like let me check my text
on my watch sometimes, like that's convenient, but I'm not
like let me record all of the things that are
going on via my watch. That'd be weird. Stop advertising
to me. I'm over them and I know that now.
That means that my advertiser is you're gonna get so
many advertised you're just gonna be that. But don't trust

(15:55):
those people, all right, It's it's sus, It's sus all right.
Those people definitely talk to chatgy BT all the time,
and Chatty is probably gonna hack into those glasses and
then they're gonna be able to take over your brain
and then they can see everything you're seeing already.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
I mean, it's a slippery slope. It definitely one hundred
percent already shares all information that is recorded. It meta yeah, yeah,
it's like it's fucking face like, how many time it works?
How many times did Facebook get caught for illegally sharing information?
Now they're coming out with fucking glasses and you think
they're not just gonna take all of your video, So actually, yeah,

(16:27):
don't don't film yourself having sex with them.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Don't marks.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Gonna watch.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
The zuck man will see it. He'll zuck you so hard,
he'll zuck you bad. You'll get you'll get really zucked.
All right? What else did I have a pre coach segment? Ooh,
I had a business idea. Finger only gloves for when
your fingers you don't want to get cold, but you
don't want to look like a pussy and you still
like callaus is like a man.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Feels like you what you just want to do crimes?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, it's just like also like the opposite of fingerless gloves,
only fingered gloves. I mean they like you don't have
anything on the middle of it. It's I mean they
make the finger things for like like we have them
at work in case somebody like cuts their finger something.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's like a little condom.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Like yeah, but I'd like them to all be attached,
so it's like attest to the knuckles. It's like chaps,
but for your fingers that's sexy, right, it's kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I don't know. I don't think I could handle it though.
I think I think my brain would shut down if
my fingers were sweating but my hand was cool. I
don't I don't think my body would know how to
process that. But then you have sick callouses. You're like, yeah, look,
I'm not gonna have cows, dude, I am not a
manly man. Yeah, I don't work gloves. The closest thing
I got is like I can kind of carry some

(17:44):
stuff that like that's hotter than what most people can carry.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
That's good because you just burned all the feeling. Yeah yeah,
don't get me wrong. It's still not that hot. Like
I it's still a lot of the time like, oh
that plate was hot, burn my fingers a little bit.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, but I'm probably above Ada Ridge on the scale
of how hot I can hold. That's good, that's good.
But you know what, I could probably hold more hot
stuff if I had finger gloves on fingered gloves back
only finger gloves, You're you're the next elon musk. But
don't try.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
I'm trying to find that thing. And I think then
that might be it. And also like one of them
you could get, like the high tech one. It's got
a light on the pinky. Guess what I can see things?

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh, I can't really read this menu. Let me just.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, Oh, I didn't burn this. It didn't burn this
finger at least just my palm. I don't need that.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Oh, I don't only want to think about burning my palm. Dude, Oh,
that would suck so bad.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
And you just get really good at just opening stuff
with just your fingertips.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I don't want to think, dude, I'm lazy. I just
whack doors.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Yeah, you get the callousies that way.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I'm not getting any callouses.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
And then last idea I had was, I don't know
if this is appropriate for right now, but if we
just upgrade each other's wardrobe for Christmas, and we all
have to, like Robert and Patt would get me something,
me and powt you Robert something, and then me and
Robert would get Pat something. But like we get each
other just some piece of like stylish clothing, and like
you have to work it into your wardrobe for the

(19:13):
rest of the year, Like we got Pat like a
card again and some like fake glasses like that would
be really funny for Pat to just have to rock
a card again, like rock that into your wardrobe, like
Robert with a scarf, like just for.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
No reason, No, Robert, I would rock a scarf a
cape and I'm getting you a fedora, so I want
you to look like a douchebago with flaps. Hello madam,
Hello there.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Somebody think, Yeah, I hate me. Something to think about
for maybe like the spectacular, something that'd be really funny
to just work. Like I saw a really really ridiculous
cardigan the other day. It was like, that'd be funny
if I made.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Pat with that.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
But then I just like Pat with glasses and a cardigan,
just like well, actually, yes.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
Glasses would look so weird on my fat face. Fat
face bald with glasses not a good look.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
We should just get the circle like the Harry Potter glasses. Well,
monocle monicle would be sick. No one ever does the
monocle anymore. You don't be funny to get Robert wallet
chain a chain wallet. We talked about this copa waste.
I think Robert could pull off a chain wallet.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Robert with his colorful pastels that he likes to care
where and a chain just hanging off of his.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Dad's A little shine also tells you you can't steal
this guy's wallet attached.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
To him, you know, instead of a chain, what if
we just did, like it's like a little bit of bungee.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Cord into his uh duck tape wallet.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, because then even if someone tried to steal it,
you would know, because then it would come rocketing back
and hit you.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
Yeah, but you'd have your and then they would be
embarrassed that they got caught by a bungee wallet. Bungee wallet,
Bungee wads also Verbo trademark. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
It was like it would be like a weird sex move.
Oh yeah, bun wallet. Last night recorded it on my
metal classes. I jump.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Jump from the top of the bed, held my string
into her.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You gotta be careful. That's how Dennis Robin broke his penis.

Speaker 4 (21:16):
So I've heard. That's what I've heard. But yeah, that's
what I got for a precom saying what you guys got.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know, I had something earlier today, but I don't
remember what it is now. Okay, it's been one of
those days. Good stuff.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
I I it's funny that you bring up the wallet
stuff because I have been in like that phase where
like I want things that I don't need.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh, I'm always in that fast yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
You guys are like, I want a new wallet. Mine
works perfectly fine, there's nothing wrong with my wallet. I
just want a new wallet the same. I want to change,
maybe maybe a chain wallet, the same thing with like
my like little keyholder that I have that opens up
and has my keys inside of it.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
I just want something new like that too.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's really cool, that is really cool.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
For no reason, this one fine, my keys are in it,
they don't fall out. But I was just like, I
want a new one, and I'm don't.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You don't want a giant collection of keys that makes
it look like you're a high school janitor.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
You should get a bigger ring for it. Just like that,
I felt like there's like there's like eight rings on here.
I don't know why I do best. I don't know
why I do this, but I will not change anything.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
When I moved out of an apartment, I didn't have
to have the key fob and stuff, like my keys
would way down and the size, so I had to
have like a clicker and then a key fob to
get in. Then you had to have all the other
keys and stuff, and I was like, I don't have
to have half of this ship. How many keys is
that pad? Why do you have so many keys?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Well, let's go through it. This is gonna be riveting
a car key. This is for work, it's for one
of the doors. These are my apartment keys. I think
one of these is a male key. I don't have
a mailbox though, so I don't.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Did you show two apartment keys both of these.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I've only ever used one, but this is a match,
so yes, you are the same. So I have two keys,
which makes sense. I was wondering the other day what
this key was for, but now that I look at it,
that is definitely a spare key that I should take
off of. Here, probably key to my buddy's house. More
work keys, more work keys, more work keys. And then

(23:27):
for some reason, I have the still a car dealership.
Bring on here, for no fucking.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
You have three key chains? Yeah, having the key rings.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
You have on there. Oh my god, For some reason,
this is two. I don't know why that is three.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Or kind of a little card you got there.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
I don't know this came with the apartment. Okay it
I have so much ship on here I don't need
Oh yeah, I have a storage unit. Forgot about that,
and you have probably check on that.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
You have all three copies of the lock on.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Your dude, I haven't been by there in two months.
I put I put them on there and then never
thought about it again.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
That's so funny that you have multiple copies a lot. Yeah,
multiple copies of multiple keys. You just lose everything. I'm
not joking. There's like there's like four keys on there
that I don't know what they go to. Like, I
know they're for work, I don't know what doors. I
used to have a key on my Ranger to unlock

(24:32):
the car, and then I had a different key to
start the car.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
That's a very old thing. That cool. I remember parents
having that growing up. You told that to a ten
year old now they'd.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Be like, what, Yeah, as a car is broken.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Why didn't your door just do the same as the
It's not how they did it.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
And now I'm like close to it and I can oh,
I can open this. Feel weird all right? Anyways? Another
Pat's keys? Yeah, fucking river to do bumps on none
I'm not a drug that's with that card because it's
for the car. Chop it up and then cut it
into lines, so I'm not a bumpus. There you go.

(25:10):
What do you got?

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Let's snort some great that's what that was.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
That was what I got. Didn't pat didn't have anything? Yeah,
it turned into pats keys.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Okay, I'm one would have got sleeping too little. I
feel like Alex, Like I'm getting Alex levels of sleep
for the past five or six days in a row.
But I'm sleep last night. I'm still waking up at
like a thirty every day a superhero. This morning. I
would kill for nine hours right now.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yeah, I think I don't get nine hours of sleep
in most weeks.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I don't understand what.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Just dude, if you learn how to function it.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I drink way too much.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
You don't need it. You just learn how to function
on it and then crush it when you do get
to sleep. And I'm like, I'm seeing I can see
the future now.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I haven't seen rem sleep in like five days.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Like two nights of like sleep, and I've lost two
bets in a time. Like it makes me I'm dialed
in gambler.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
You know, I will say this, I have been doing
very well lately, so maybe not sleeping.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
Sometimes not sleeping work. So then sometimes you've got changed
up into the opposite. What you're doing resets your brain
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I will probably lose every bet for the next four days.

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Speaker 1 (29:11):
That's how it helps. I mean, after everyone's done ranking everybody,
you can listen to the podcast as a family.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yeah, everybody also in the YouTube comments right now YouTube
dot com slash pass. Every body is rank your family
members that you are going to be having dinner with
first to last, just in the comments. Rank them, and
then the food rank Thanksgiving Day food first to last,
separate comments.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Quick rank your entire family.

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Go ooh, ooh ooh like kids at all? Yes, wife one, two,
L three, I would go eva for my mom.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Fo three, that's fucked up. I'd rank my mom and
one those just human family members and honestly, my niece last.
She hasn't said a word to me. Doesn't matter that
she's like a month and a half.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
Yea, as he said a lot to me.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
We met, didn't say work. I was like, that's pretty
fucking rude.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
So yeah, I mean like people like you can't you
have you have a favorite kids? Yeah, I can totally
rank the kitchen. I tell them all the time. It's
gonna hurt you in the rankings, kid, I hurt you
in the rankings.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I think that's healthy. You should definitely rank your kids.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Your sister didn't cry at me to day.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Give them something to stripe for.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Yeah, your sister was sucking smiling this morning. She didn't
wake me up. Early and play that they could play
that game. One day they'll understand it'll scar them for life.
Or right now, it's funny to say, you.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Gotta scar them just a little bit, just enough to
make them funny in a good way.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
Yeah, funny, right, But but it is gravy week, the
grevious week of the year, So don't forget to celebrate
and then gift fakes as well. Uh what do you got?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Pat?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Where did I put my phone? First of all, just
holiday parties, Christmas parties, company parties. They're back. Had mine
last night.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
Quite fun, very early for a Christmas party.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
We just kind of had to get it out of
the way. Is a good begod catering seasons coming up?

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Oh yeah, you're a restaurants.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Yeah, we kind of got to knock us out early.
Very disappointing though no co workers hooked up at the party.
I was looking forward to that. There were some people
that wore or just say, very booblicious shirts. That was nice.
Oh nice, yeah they Oh I didn't know you had those.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
It was like a true company party, not a hey
after we all get off our shift just hang out.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
I mean, it was a kind of like that they
there was like a Yankee swap or whatever you call it,
yeah or not not even yankee swap. It was just
what do you just call it?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
When white elephant?

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Nobody's swap gifts. So it was just like, hey, I
got you, here's your secret stand that. That's the big
brain today, big lots of brain.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
What's the other thing you said? What's the Yankee swap?
Niky swap? Is white elephant?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Okay? Yeah, same thing?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Is it just called somewhere? Is it called that somewhere? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
It's like, yeah, Carls Junior Harty's situation.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
We had white elephant when I was growing up. And
then the office is is where I first heard yankee swap.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
I've never done one. They actually asked me, They're like,
do you want to be part of the secret sand
I was like.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, I used to do with the family, like like our
whole big family would do it. And then I was like, well,
like there's always rules and how many times you can
steal something in it? And at that point I don't,
I don't remember the rules. It's you to take the
thing I got, and I gotta McDonald's gift card for
twenty five dollars. I'm happy with this, that's fine.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Inevitably, somebody's feelings are going to get hurt when nobody
tries to trade for their gift.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
As long as you put like a fifteen dollars limon
on it and no one goes over, then it's kinda.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
It's pretty basic.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I would just put fifteen dollars into them, yeah, plays,
and that would probably get traded or like fought for.
I would rather have cash than anything else.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so Christmas party just you know, fuck your coworkers.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
But don't people have medaglasses now, so be careful. Yeah,
it all it takes is one person at your company
party with medaglasses to burn everybody.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Trying to think back now through the whiskey, was anybody
wearing glasses?

Speaker 4 (32:58):
It doesn't normally wear glasses? They decided to wear glasses.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Oh there was one, but he always wears glasses, so
they knew off the hook. He did bring his girlfriend
and I'd never met her and she was wearing glasses.
Meta suspicious. I don't think I said anything too Probably
that's good. That's good. Uh So, Yeah, holiday parties are
back and hackers. How do you feel about the state

(33:22):
of your industry right now?

Speaker 4 (33:22):
Buddy, because I saw there was a hacker took over
one of the one of the rivalry stations.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
It was a sports station, and they just started playing
music that is uh not allowed on the airways. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
I got so many texts like dude, did you see
what's happening over here? I'm not going to say the place,
but did you tapping at the station? And so, I
mean I wasn't by a radio at the point in time,
but everybody had posted what was being said, and it
was very problematic, a live and words going out there.
It was like they're playing an old comedy bit. They
were just running it. And then they Big Goal followed

(33:58):
me on YouTube and Blue Sky onto this on this which.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Couldn't be like like you can't you're you just told
them who did it? Yeah, you can't be five hundred
thousand dollar fine.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
So there would actually be a brilliant idea if you're
going to ask somebody you hate. If I was like
at not pat d On on Twitter on Twitter? Follow
me on Twitter, and then you're like fuck that thought me.
I didn't do that. I swear, I swear, and you
get all these two like look of this racist piece
of shit, like I'm sure that that person's comments are
just like, you fucking racist son of a bitch. I

(34:29):
fucking hate you. You're gross, You're the worst person it was.
I didn't I don't know. But then also, if you're
trying to build a YouTube thing, it's absolutely illegal, so
you're getting like the federal government is now.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
On your ass. I would imagine like it's not gonna like,
don't drop the soap. That's it's not gonna end.

Speaker 4 (34:50):
Well, but that was pretty crazy. I didn't know you
could do. I didn't know you could hack airwaves. Usually
you can't. There's a lot of fail safest in place.
It looks like those the industry has U has been
shaving a lot of people out of it that do
very important work that a lot of people maybe don't
realize how important that work is.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Apparently AI is not so great at security.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yeah, I don't know. I'm not like, I don't know
what the situation was. I'm not saying I know the
situation while I just know that somebody hacked the signal,
and like the entire city of Houston driving around listening
to that station was like, what the fuck is this?
Because they had to put out a whole thing. But
we are not doing this. I swear it's not us.
I swear it's not us. We're trying to regain control. Chaos, chaos.

(35:35):
But it was probably a really not fun day to
be in that building. Yeah, you didn't have anything to
do with that. There is probably a really not fun
day somebody's getting and it's going to be a really
unfunday when the person that did do it gets caught.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
That'd be fun for us. Well, haha, fuck this.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Guy, find out who who was. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking
but have the ability to do that. Are typically pretty like,
you're pretty good at what you do. But I still
like there's like the federal government's pretty good at fighting
your ship. They're not good a lot of things. They're
good at getting other people in trouble. Yeah, as long
as you're not like a higher up person in the government.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
I mean, because all of fine is is giving the
government money. And if the government knows how to do
one thing, it's take your money.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
As long as you weren't like on like a flight
list or like anything that could have potentially been dealing with,
like bad things happening to kids, do anything like that,
Like the government's gonna be on your ass, like if
you were, if you were involved in that other stuff,
they're probably gonna be less likely they're so that that
will probably go by the wayside. This is like top
like this absolutely went above the Epstein list for the

(36:42):
federal government. Like they're like, well, no, no, the other stuff's happened,
which they can. We'll get to that. We'll get to that.
We'll get to that, we'll get to that. This stuff
is very important. What's going on in Houston right now,
let's go check that out. And that was our government
talk for you can do I don't know, no, Yeah,
it's uh, it's pretty crazy, like people can just hack
into anything.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Now I'm gonna I'm gonna make you really not say stuff.
I'm gonna hack in and I'm just gonna play farts.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
Hey, it's a good idea to go on to chat
GPT and just talk about all of your personal thoughts
and feelings and everything that makes you feel sad and
happy and everything like that. Like it's definitely like no
one can hack into chat GPT and find out like
the responses that anybody's ever done.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
No, that's not ever gonna be possible.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
So like, definitely go give your deepest, darkest secrets to
chat GPT because that's never gonna backfire. There's never been
a million movies about how this is a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah, you can't trust that shit. I trust Grok.

Speaker 4 (37:34):
I only tell Groc to make pictures, and Groc sucks
at making pictures percent of the time so bad. I
might put Pikachu in a fucking race car and it's
like a Pikachu on top of a truck.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
I'm like, that's not at all what I want.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Make Elvis shaking hands with Barack Obama and then it's
just like Barack Obama and an Elvis costume, which is funny,
but not what I asked for. I think I asked one.
You have to figure out the prompt. I was like,
I tried all the prompts, buddy, I'm done.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
What was the one I asked the other day? I
think I, uh, I.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Use zip all the water left in Memphis, Tennessee. By
asking this AI prompt thing to do this stuff, it's
I'm not I'm not playing this game.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I asked, uh, Groc.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I took a picture of my boss and I was like,
make him gay, and it just put like a rainbow
wristband on him. I was like, that's the best. Honestly,
it was closer to the prompt than most of the
time GROT gets. But I was like, that's that's that's
like if I was AI like, here's your low level.
I'm giving you no effort on this. Yeah, it's uh,

(38:30):
just trying to help him celebrate people people use.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Well chatgy judge g BT told me this, chat gbt
T told me this. Somebody sent me an email the
other day and I could tell it was chatgy BT,
so I just deleted it and then they like did
you spot them emails that.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
It's also improving that it just makes shit up half
of the time, Like there's so many times where AI
is like, well, where did you get that source from?
There wasn't one. I made it up. Oh thanks appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Look, I was on my feet, I had to riff
a raft and it was completely fiction fictitious.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
So there is only one specific instance where I will
use any sort of AI, and well, I guess too,
crock making, making fud photos should be used. But when
I google something and the little AI summary at the top,
the only time I will use it is if it
backs up what I'm trying to find, yeah, absolutely yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
And if it does done like it's a it's bullshit.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And honestly, like fifty percent of that time, even if
it does, like thirty seconds there, I'll big by the way,
that was the AI. So let me scroll to see
what the comps is. It shouldn't be. I just want
to think. I just wanted to make my point. It
shouldn't be the top thing.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
It should be when I if I want to click it.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Click it, there's be an option to turn it off. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I don't want it on my phone anymore because it's
just constantly feeding me wrong information that is confirming my
biases of correct things.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
And then stop telling me on Instagram so and so
is using you should try it to.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
I don't want to try it ever. Like no, I
asked Google the other day options.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
No, I can think for myself with my own brain.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I asked how long bacon is good in the fridge,
and the AI summary said, uh, unsealed bacon is good
for about seven days, but if it's properly sealed, it
ca stay up to seven days that same amount of
fucking time. So then, of course I had to scroll down.
It was like no properly sealed two weeks. It's like
fucking AI like it was literally the top result right

(40:11):
below it. They gave me the correct information, like your
AI can't even summarize the first fucking thing at reach.
Bullshit is what it is. Bullshit is what it is.
So dumb.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
So hackers they're back, all right, hackers bad, don't do this,
they be hacking. Don't do those things. So they say
about hackers, they be hacking. They'd be hacking, all right,
you can't hack into is the two thousand and twenty
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can hang out with us. We're gonna be drinking, we're
gonna be partying, we're gonna be celebrating. You guys and gals.
Part of the gravy Gang doing the twenty twenty five
Grav's Awards. Gonna be very interesting to see who wins

(41:05):
some awards this year. We're gonna see if Ramon who
can go back to back to back MVP's never been
done before, try and see if he can do that.
Then we're gonna see if somebody, if somebody can dethron him.
We're gonna see who gets Man of the Year, Woman
of the Year, Darling Darning like a Marlin Award favor
all kinds of We're gonna have Athlete the Year. I
think we have to put Jameis Winston in for Athlete
of the Year after that catch Mostly it's gonna be

(41:28):
Jackson Dart and Jameis Winston are going to be both
in there. Like people. I think, Tommy, if you don't
want it one year, they're like, it's just your guys'
favorite athletes.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Ude, we're making the list. When you make the list,
you can do whatever. You can have your own award show. Like,
that's the cool part about award shows. They said, the
Oscars is always rigged. We get to rig our own
award shows. That's Carl Lewis in there if we wanted
to it turns out if you just start your own
award show, you are in charge of it. Okay, start
your own Sorry, what's the voting process? Alex's brain, Me,
Pat and Robert text and then sometimes I vete both

(42:00):
of them. Yeah, no, I don't like that. We're gonna
do this.

Speaker 1 (42:04):
You use us the same way I use AI. Oh
did you give me the answer I wanted?

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Okay, Athlete of the Year nominees so far we have.
I'm just gonna.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
That was so fun when that happened. I got to
text Alex with an excited thing about the giants. Normally
it's like, I'm not going to text him because he's.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
He did like Alex Revechkin, Joey Chestnut, injuries, camp Scataboo,
the Fijia Collier and Jameis Winston are are who the
Fijia Coller? She won me a third w nb A
Fantasy title. Oh again, this is me getting two but
also not biggots. Two w n b A players on
our list, So proud of us to us, ladies, you're

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scene all right. We followed the W very well. We're
actually the best at followed the W with Free Time
Fantasy champs In the W Death of the Year is
going to be difficult. Arrest of the Year is going
to be interesting. Me the year, Karen of the Year,
Coach of the Year, Coach of the Year, just because
I am one of the coaches.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
Honestly, you know what, put GJ. Kenney on there, but
only if he stays at Texas State. Okay, yeah, he'll
be my Coach of the Year.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Well, those will be a different award ceremony you have
to do after that, all right, and then yeah, Fight
of the Year is gonna be interesting. Ooh, it's really
only two but still yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
So the Grav's Awards will be that day.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Too, Saturday, December twentieth at Cactus Cove, thirty three thirty
three West eleventh Street. We have a Facebook page with
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and rsp to the event so we'll know you're going.
It's gonna be a lot of fun. Past Gravy's twelfth
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Christmas movie bracket. See how that goes again. That's always fun.
Gets heated the Cactus Cove Saturday, December twentieth, thirty to

(43:55):
thirty tw West eleventh Street. Be there or B square.
Let's get into the not cool segment. Not cool man,
there we go, all right, I'll go first, min not

(44:17):
cool is.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Again.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
I'm not being rude to anybody in my house. I
love everybody that lives in my house. But someone in
my house not me. Last night we have I have shrimpat.
You've seen my room. I have three sinks in my room.
My room has three sinks because the weird people that
made that Frankenstein house were like, this is what this
room needs is three sinks. They also decided they were
going to lift up part of our bedroom about a

(44:42):
foot and put boards down on there. They also made
sure that they didn't measure right, so some of the
boards don't go all the way across to say, like
the wall. So maybe there's a gap. And then maybe
somebody else in my house, not me, was using the
sink and was doing other stuff. There's kids in the house.

(45:05):
Forgets to turn the sink off. The sink overflows a
little bit, that's fine, Like normally like that happens, sink
drips down, it would go on the floor. The floor
is fine. You can just mop it. Up off the floor.
What's not cool is when the floor isn't finished and
the floor doesn't go all the way to the wall,
so then the water drips, which also did I mention
that the house is crooked, so only out of one
side of the sink does does the water go. It

(45:28):
then drimps off of the counter, down the floor all
the way to the edge of the floor where there
should be the wall that the floor is connected to,
but it's not, so it's just a hole that goes
into a vent that then goes and pours out into
our first floor. So then we just had a big
leak that happened because somebody, not me in my house
forgot to turn the water off on a sink. Super fun.

(45:50):
And then I was just like, who the fuck did this?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Man? You got to clean it up too.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
I helped other person, not me, felt very bad. Was
not like get intent thing at all. I still love
that person very much. Really, I'm mad at the Frankenstein
decoration or just doing of the house. But it's like
you like, you didn't see you didn't think that like
a three inch gap? What's gonna do anything?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Like? What what could this? What could go wrong here? Oh?

Speaker 4 (46:14):
I don't know, fucking what if there's a flood, what
if it what if this overflows where the fucking water
is right above it?

Speaker 1 (46:19):
What if that overflows into it?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
No, I'll just go into the air conditioning duct and
then pour out of a fucking vent to the next floor.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Wasn't that in How I Met Your Mother episode too?
Didn't one of them buy a place.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
That was about a crooked, crooked house? Yes? But I
mean I don't think that it's uncommon to have crooked
houses because it's not like comically crooked like that. But
it's like if you drop a ball, the ball rolls
to one side. If your sink overflows, it overflows to
one side, like you're in a ship, like I felt
like I was in the fucking Titanic.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, if you ever lose cable or anything in the Internet,
you can always just sit on one side of the
house and just like roll a ball across the room
and let it come right back to you.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
It's not as fun as you think, not as fun
as you think. But like I went down stairs, I
was putting the kids to bed. Hey I think a
pipe burst, Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, And there's
like water coming out of the vent. Not great, figure
it out, we clean it up. Everything's okay now, But
like Jesus Christ, just fucking like I'm gonna buy call

(47:18):
and just calk the fucking side of the fucking like
I don't care. I don't own that house. Like, but
just it's pathetic that they fucking do shit like cutting corners,
like when you talk about like a builder cutting corners
and doing everything, like every corner that could have been
cut was cut. It's just like, we don't need.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
That floor, like like we don't need three inches of
floor there.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
It's got character, it's fine. It was frustrating. It was frustrating.
And again I'm not mad at the person, not me,
that there was the reason for it. I'm mad at
like the fact that it's like normally, if the floor
is just attached to the fucking wall, none of that happens.
You just mop it up. Okay, fine, not a problem
I have. The problem is because you're shitty building.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
I have an idea for your sinks. Turn one of
them into your designated Pea sinc.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
That would be the one I would turn into the piecinc.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
Yeah, dude, pea sink.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
I'm not gonna overflow. That bad boy.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
I've heard for years that some people out there they
like to piss and sinks, but.

Speaker 4 (48:10):
I would actually have to like pass the toilet to
go to that sink. So it's like I would rather
just go to the toilet and piss in the toilet.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Oh see, I became a piss sinc this weekend.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
In your own place.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yeah. I was just like, I really had to pee.
And the funniest thing is it's literally live in a
one bedroom apartment. It's two steps before the toilet. But
I was just like, I gotta try this. It is
the perfect height, Like my counter is right at balls level.
And I realized, dude, when you flush, what is it
like three gallons of water, I'm a fucking conservationist. Just

(48:44):
dribble the water a little bit, dude. I did it
once just to try it, because I was like, I've
never done it. I gotta try it. I did it
like three more times later that weekend. It was fun
of you any time, really, dude. But I could just
rest my dick and balls like on the counter and
pee right into the sink.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Right We're gonna tap your your toothbresh and I washed it.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I would do.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I washed it each time. It didn't smell like pea
in there. I made sure of it. I washed it
each each time. More time, I'm using.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
So much more water sinks for number ones? Who is
for the toilet? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
We have pre consistem with toilets.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, I don't know. I wanted to try it, and
I liked it. I like, honestly liked it way too much.
This is definitely gonna become a problem. Yeah, never get
into a relationships. I don't think.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
I don't think Sam would have been cool if you were.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Telling you you have three sinks.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
It seems like it would make sense if like there
was one sink that was like way closer than the toilet.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
It was like right next to your.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Toilet's like right there. Yeah, it's like my my night
stand was a fucking sink. Absolutely. I don't know how
deep your bowl is, but I feel like there'd be
more splash bag, splash bag on your counter.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
No splash back. And also I'm pissing right into the hole.
I've got great aim.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Nobody has a great aim as they think they do.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
How do you have a great aim if you're just
letting yourself rest that was a lie.

Speaker 1 (50:15):
I wasn't just letting myself rest. I mean, my balls
are on the on the counter a little bit, but
on the sink top, no, I don't. I don't have
enough enough length to just like let it hang on
drop down into the point.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I get like sometimes like if you're trying to use
the restaurant, someone else in the restroom, you gotta piss. Okay,
I gotta piss. They gotta go to sink. It's not
like just a g I'm gonna go pick in the
sink just to pain the sink.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's exactly what it was.

Speaker 4 (50:43):
I have a balcony and sometimes I peat out the
balcony I make drunk. I'm like, this is a good
idea a lot of the time.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I do you gonna make sure you consider just pissing
right outside on my little patio. But I'm like, I
don't know. The boards aren't really that close together. I'm
like boarded off that. Like I was walking by the
like I ran in my car to get something and
I was walking back by. I was like, if I
were to stand here, I can watch TV right now,
Like I could just see the TV. My penis isn't

(51:09):
that big it's fine. Also, I just don't want right
outside of my door smelling like pissue. That's the thing.
And with the sink but water watching a piss around
the like, hey, this is my door, Now drop a turd.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Out there too, to really let them know whose boss.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
I guess that could be my not cool is that
I'm a disgusting piece of ship.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
That could be not cool for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
The only one other one I had is my key pop.
I thought I lost it, but I did it.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
There's too many keys on there.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
I went. I went for a walk the other day
and I was at the front of the complex and
there's a little gate and I was like, you know,
I've never actually used my key fob or anything. Let
me go outside and then check it out. And I
go outside the gate and I take my keys out
of my pocket and it's not on there. I was like,
I just walked right through the front gate. I just
went back to the front and waved at the security guy,
who was like, you look like you belong here, but uh,

(52:05):
yeah no. Then I did laundry, and I guess it
was it had just fallen off because I believed or
not there used to be more rings. It was a
tiny little It was one of those really lightweight small ones,
but I guess just got bent and it fell off
in my fucking pocket and I had no idea. God
knows how many days I was going without my keyfob.
I wanted to go to the gym. I just fucking couldn't.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
That's why. Yeah, sorry, I'm out of shape. It's not
I just lost my keyfob.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
I didn't want to drink fucking thirteen thousand calories worth
of beer this weekend, but it.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Was my I was here, so I had to do that.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Couldn't even burn it off, all right, what about you, Bobby,
that's you're not cool.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Over the weekend, I my cousins came over and we grilled,
and I was the one doing the grilling because they
were my place. He's a man, yeah, a man.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
And the tongs that I have there there, they opened
more wide, so like it takes more force to like
and be able to pinch them. And and there was
like twenty plus people at my place. So I was
grilling for a very long time, and my my hand

(53:08):
was sore, like right like the fat right beneath my thumb.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
It's still sore, hurts stays later.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Yeah, but if you keep using those songs there, you
can build a callous.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
Yeah, and you should get the finger only gloves. Maybe
you have room for the callous. I think of the
tongs I have our our Pokemon gloves or not gloves,
tongues Pokemon it. Yeah, it's all that really means is
they have the Pikachu like little logo somewhere on there.
And yeah, that's all I mean. We should make past

(53:40):
the eighty tongues. Yeah, put a sticker on them, like done.
Do that.

Speaker 5 (53:44):
And in addition to that, I'm a little sad that
Marica Dubon was traded from the Astros.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
No you haven't heard about it's gone. Yeah, he was
traded to the Cardinals. Cardinals, no fucking cheaters, No, no,
no Brewers.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I'm okay with that. I think their fun team. I
didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Yeah, he was traded last week for what for a
guy that's worse than braids. Okay, I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
They're they're a good franchise. They had a down year,
but they'll be back, so I'm at least happy he's
he'll be in a good organization.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Yeah, I guess like I understand he was not a
good offensive player, but.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Dobie was the man. Yeah, ultimately you it's never good
singing an ultimate utility guy.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Go.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
Yeah, it felt like when Tony Kemp got d Faid.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
I didn't love Tony Kemp forever. That guy is so
much fun.

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Like, they're just good personality. It's a good people to
have around the club. Allen, Nick, Allen is back.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Well, welcome Nick. I'm sure I'll love you too. Two
first names could be a country singer. Damn, it sucks.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Yeah, Like when I found that, I'm like, no, I
really like Dubonds probably one of my favorite players, like
behind Josel tub Like.

Speaker 4 (55:08):
I know he's not great offensively, but I mean.

Speaker 1 (55:10):
That's you gotta have, like your favorite player that's good,
and then like a deeper guy in your roster that's
your favorite player, even though he's not the best player
out there. You're just like fucking like that guy. Yeah.
Now I gotta find a new guy, right. That's always
hard when you have your guy. Damn. I will say
I did remember another not Cole as he was talking
about his tongue.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
I went to the grocery store specifically for tongs in
sour cream. Could not find sour cream, Like if I
was at it, I see, I should have just gone
to EGb, but I went to the closer one Randalls.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Yeah, I'm lost here half the time.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Because like the only dairy section I could find it's
at like the back and it's literally just like milk.
That's it. And like I couldn't find any sour cream anywhere,
and I wasn't gonna ask anybody because I was tired.
And then the only talk because I only have one
pair of tongs, was like, I need a second pair
of tongs. I'm not fucking cleaning. Was yeah, And the
only tongs I could find there were seventeen dollars, and
I was like, well, I left without either of the two.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Things on Amazon and they'll be here tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, I could have, but I wanted them then, so
I had to go home and fucking wash my tongs.
That's the worst, sucked, It is the worst.

Speaker 4 (56:17):
Yeah, So what do you use tongs for.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
A lot of stuff? Grabbing hot things out of the
other Like I was making baked potatoes, okay, so I
had to tongue them out of there.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I wouldn't I see, I would use a fork.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Well, it was in there, like I can't, Like, I
don't want to reach my hand in there and try
and stab the bakertato, pull it out, burn the top
of the try to be safe here, man.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
You don't take the pan out of the oven.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
No, it wasn't in a pan. It was just wrapped
in foil and the okay, ptatoes were thrown in the oven. Yeah,
I feel like that's a pretty normal thing.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
I was making chicken last night and I cut them
up into cubes and then instead of just randomly doing that,
you just grab tongs and you flip them individually.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
When you oh, that's the other flipping meat on them.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
Or I fried Boney, had a fried Blooney sandwich this
more and sounds awesome. Yeah, it rocked. Trying to get
my daughter into it, she was not into it. So
I had two fried Biloney sandwiches this morning.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
That's even better. That's always great when you're like, I
want a sandwich. You know what's better than that, I'm
gonna make two sandwiches.

Speaker 4 (57:19):
Yeah, Well, I'm with for her. And then she was
she does this new thing where she just sends it
back and just throws it at you.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
She doesn't like it cool having food fights with your daughter.
Here's some more grapes and checks rice checks. Have these.
I ain't mad at that. That sounds it. She's already
having girl dinner.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
I got up earlier with her in the morning and
my wife was like, would you feeder? I was like,
she had some club crackers, she had some grapes.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
And she.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Just had some rice checks. And she said, that's it.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
She seemed pretty happy. Should have made her a grilled
cheese and could have had a grilled cheese.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
I've done that already, and I just made myself a
grilled cheese. And then I get to half of another
galed cheese. It's like, who's she doesn't say? Noh of
good cheese grilled cheese rocks. Oh.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
I remembered another one. I made pasta the other day,
and after I sat down and started eating it, I
realized I forgot to great parmesan on top of it.
But I was not about to stand back up.

Speaker 4 (58:13):
Yeah, I go, I'm already committed to not having it
that way.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Also, when I make pasta, I make the entire box,
so there's just entirely too much pasta.

Speaker 4 (58:21):
Yeah, Well, you got like breakfast lunch and dinner the
next day too.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
It was the most ridiculous. I had like this basil
pesto in the fridge that had been sitting there that
I finally needed to use, and the only meat I
had was al pastor. So I had a basil pesto
al pastor pasta. It was a pretty fucking good. The
flavors don't go together at all, but it was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (58:40):
Dinner of champions, all right. Those were solid, not Cool's gang,
solid not cools. Let's wrap this bad way up. I
did say into some Thanksgiving themed answers questions, so those
are kind of they're not really evergreens that we can
hang on to. So if you send me a Thanksgiving
one and I grabbed it, I think we have seven
questions we're gonna answer this week. But I was like, hey,
I told you guys to do a thing. Did the
thing brought to you this week by pass the Gravy

(59:03):
Picks PTG picks at Gravy Gambles this week, follow us
for all of our gambling picks. Pat and I though
every Sunday we'll post our NFL picks against the spread.
We do an over, we do a favorite and we
do an underdog. We each picked three games, and then
are we gonna do it for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I think we need to.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
We should do Thanksgiving Thanksgivings, Okay, and then uh so
last week we're still pretty pretty Pat went three and
oh I was two zero to one. Still fucking loser
gets a tie. Jaguars, what kind of a dogwires one
by three? They were minus three?

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Dumb. Dumb thing is to have a tie on your record.
I couldn't even imagine you have last three years, I think.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
But also also when I texted you the line, the
line was minus three. Like that morning the line had
moved to mist two and a half. I had switched mine,
which I didn't do because I have an honorable, honorable
person with integrity. Then the Jaguars would have won. I
would have also go three.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Now we have a lot of integrity with our picks.
The loo tame time we ever switch anything is when
we forget to post them. Yeah, like, oh well this
is the line.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
This is so I am twenty fifteen to one on
the year, Pats twenty and sixteen on the year. So
we're neck and neck with a few weeks left to
go in the regular season. Then we're gonna go all
the way through the postseason. But yeah, at Gravy Gambles
every Sunday, we'll post the picks and then you can
go and follow our bets make fun of us if
we get them wrong. Although nobody missed last week, so
you can't really talk shit right now, which means we're

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I it's perfect too. I was winless or loseless, lossless,
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So there you go. But yeah, past gay picks. Check
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It is fucking hot in this room, by the way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:19):
Is I can't even tell because my body has just
been hot all day. Yeah, massive amount of whiskey I
poured into my face.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
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This week is from Patrick G. And Patrick says, what
is the best kind of table to have Thanksgiving dinner on?
I think you gotta go round table. Like round table,

(01:02:27):
everybody can you can see everybody you got lost from
a conversation. The reach distance is probably pretty similar for
everybody else. I know the Pilgrims and the Indians originally
did from all the pictures on those big long tables.
But it's like, you're not good to talk to so
and so. It's all the way at the edge of
the other one. Hey, can you guys pass the gravy
down there? The gravies all the way at the edge.

(01:02:48):
You're at a big circle table. That's pretty easy for
somebody to grab that and hand it to you, or
you to just reach over a part.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Of my reach on that. I hard disagree with that one. Really,
I don't think you want to be able to see
and talk to everybody. Thanksgiving is like the most famous
holiday for family fights, which I do. I love my family, No, dude,
I want Also, it's Thanksgiving, you're eating Thanksgiving. It's my
favorite meal of the year. I don't need nine people

(01:03:16):
being able to talk to me. A couple of people
next to me and whoever's right across from me. That's good.
I want to focus on the meat. I'm focusing on
the meal. I'm hammering down some food.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
Do you just really just eat like a booth by yourself.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
As long as it's my dad doing the cooking, Yes, Robert,
what do you think I want to I want a
w rectangle.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I felt like it was a pretty well thought out
idea for the round table.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Also, the round table, you need a giant lazy Susan
to put in the middle, you don't. You just gonna
watch the food be passed all the way. No, pass
it down the line.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
That's such an efficient way to be, like, all right,
macar and cheese is going around?

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Do you want it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
Scoop pass? Scoop pass, No, scoop pass. Rolls are cut around,
grab one, put her here pass. It's very efficient way
to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
It's too much distractions.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
I get that. Yeah, I think I would go rectangle.
It's a regular rectangle. Yeah, because I'm thinking, like, are
you talking long rectangle?

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
G But then like you could be all the way
at the end and then you just you wouldn't want
to talk to us. Anyways, Me and Power had been
on his side, and you'd be like, good, now I'd
have to talk to these bozas.

Speaker 5 (01:04:22):
I'm just thinking about like how big like my family is,
and like it, there'd be more space with the rectangle
than like trying to cram everyone in a circle like
they'd be.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
You just keep making the circle bigger and bigger and
bigger and bigger and bigger.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Yeah, but then then there's so much empty space in
the middle of the then you would need like a
lazy Susan.

Speaker 1 (01:04:41):
Well, actually, I think I have the best answer. The
best table would specifically be a folding table at the
Bill's tailgate before the Bills are playing on Thanksgiving. That
would be the best table because then after you're done eating,
someone jumping to that table very dangerous, but it would, Dude,
how much fun would that?

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
You could do so much cooking for Thanksgiving and it's
all gone away because somebody just jumped.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
If you wait, you clear the table before somebody jumps
through it. Come on, you gotta respect the meal. But
that would be the most fun one. I think, like
even not as a Bills, especially if you are a
Bills fan, that's easily that. But even as a not
Bills fan. That would be such a fun table.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
I still think round table, round table is good, and
then you can fit the amount of people that would
be fun for you also.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
But round tables too, you run it. If there's too
many people, then you're crammed in. I don't I don't
want that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
Just keep making it bigger, though, so you are more.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
You can't make you can't just make the table bigger.
That's the second time you're table. I let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
The first time I'm not letting is at a leaf?
A leaf too, that's not a circle. Then you turn
it into a circle. Leafs this whole thing. Dude, do
you to understand I definitely do you understand Pats? Though,
is p would rather just stand and eat his food
by himself? That would be Pat's tablet much.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I don't even think we'll be eating at the table.
We'll probably be eating at the kitchen counter.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
To. Robert's gonna go corectangle and I go round. We're split.
We're split on this with three ways.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
It's gonna be so efficient. I'm gonna eat at the
island and then I can turn around and piss right
in the kitchen sink. My dad's gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Love it at the sink.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I should just eat over this. I'm a fucking be
dropping food all over myself.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
All right, great question, Patrick g Sorry didn't really give
you a definite answer on any of that folding table.
Josh Tree Coddle says, what Thanksgiving food is the best
food to have a fight with red stuffing food fight.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
Because like meat stuffing and can get a little sloppy.
You can't bread stuffing. It's got some hold to it.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
I was gonna think mashed potatoes. Like mashed potatoes, you
can have a big chunk of it the mess no,
like you could hit It's got a lot of spray.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
It's kind of like a shotgun shell mashed potatoes. It
just it depends on what consistency you make yours like Ideally,
I like the potatoes that have a little more firmness
so they wouldn't be good. But some people make a
very smooth.

Speaker 4 (01:06:57):
But even if it's smooth, it's kind of you get
a little bit of spray on it too, so it
goes everywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
It hits more people, you get more, you get more done. Yeah,
I'm not about the spread technique on a food fight.
I'm trying to hit the person I'm trying to hit,
like the bread stuffing. You get a nice here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
If it's my side versus their side, I want to
take out as many as it can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:14):
Plus, the bread stuffing gets soft, so when it hits,
it is going to splatter for maximum comedy effect. I
also think that if you're from an Italian household, it's
probably still just a meat.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Cranberry juice would be good too, if you could just
grab the if you could just grab the can shape,
it's just still in the blob that's like the can.
Like that's a good I could check.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
That and just so excited because I love that can.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
Like, don't get fancy with it, just give me the can.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
I should buy six months worth of canned cranberry and
just eat it with every meal. You should, dude, Oh
my god, I'm going to start adding that to all
of my sandwiches. I gotta hit HbA.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
That would be a really funny bet to do, like
six months from Thanksgiving, where you had to have the
Thanksgiving meal like for dinner for six months in a row,
and like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It's just like god, dude, you'd go broke on turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:08:02):
But by the time it's Thanksgiving you're like, God damn it,
I don't fucking want Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I don't think I would ever run sick of the
problem is is Thanksgiving is so good because my dad's
an amazing cook. If I'm making my own Thanksgiving meal,
it's gonna suck.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
I've been working on some shit and I'm in the lab,
and by the lab, I'm in the kitchen just fucking
cooking shit, doing like a brunch, and then I'm doing
an actual Thanksgiving and the brunch, I was like, gonna
do Thanksgiving theme stuff. Somebody do baking egg and cheeses
for everybody. And then I'm also I was gonna do
greeny castro because it's the easiest fucking thing to make.
If anybody's like, just pick one thing to make make

(01:08:36):
green bean castro because it takes no time at all.
And they were like, well, it's gonna be a brunch,
so do something cool that would make a brunchy. And
I was like, all right, and I bought Kings Hawaiian rolls.
I'm just gonna do. I'm gonna do green bean casserole sliders.
So you just make green bean casserole, scoop it onto
the slide of the thing and then heat it up
for another ten minutes and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
You get and then you it's already on the bread,
so it's already soaking up the juice. That's perfect. It's
got a rock. God, I'm so hungry.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Right, it's gonna rock. I'm gonna do that cake did
to the orange pineapple cake. That's gonna slap bacon, egg
and cheese.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I'm really looking for it to backing yug and cheese.
You have a real New York Thanksgiving.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
New York gonna do bacon or the baked bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:15):
Have a fucking random cat just running around Bodiga. That'd
be but I'm not Yeah, New York, I'm not gonna
do that, Robert. You didn't answer which.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Yeah, mashed potato and bread stuffing. I'd see if we
can go another three answer. I was thinking macarney macaroni
would also be good. You just grab a big handful.
Could be hot, though, yes, all these, all of them
could be hot.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Are those ones?

Speaker 4 (01:09:38):
Where as soon as I said it, I caught it?
I was a year dumb. All right, great question. We're
split on the first two so far. To see if
anybody can unite us. This is from Brett R. Brett
Our says, power rank Thanksgiving activities. I think we've done
this one before, but who cares, we're already in it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
We're probably gonna give different answers.

Speaker 4 (01:09:57):
Yeah, so the Thanksgiving activities he gets of this are eating, football,
taking a walk with your cousins, napping, and drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Robert, you go first, Okay, so my number five would
be drinking, okay, don't drink. Number four, napping number well,
no number four football, number four football, yeah, number three,

(01:10:27):
napping number two, taking a walk with your what is he?
Why is walk in quotes?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
You smoke with your cousin?

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
Yeah, none of them know that. Our eyes are all
We're all.

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
Gonna go take a walk. You you don't fucking walk anyway,
and you hate your couys. No, no, we're gonna take a
walk right for dinner?

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Okay, Well, the pretend mine mine is without the quotes,
and then I guess eating number one?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Okay, yeah, number one? Eating? All right, you go next, Pat.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
I it's difficult. I'm gonna I'm gonna put taking a
walk five just because I don't do it anymore, because
I'm an adult and my dad doesn't care. I just
ripped my pen right in front of him now.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
But also, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Don't remember when it started, but one day I just
started just hitting it in the living room and he
was just like, all right, So that's gonna be number
five for me. Four is actually football. I almost put
football five only, and you know I love football. I
just love all these other things for Thanksgiving specifically even more. Okay,
so football four? Three? Is there only four things? No,

(01:11:40):
they're five? Oh yeah, so uh three we're gonna go drinking. Three, napping,
two because that nap it's it hits so hard and
so good, the Thanksgiving nap, and one eating it's the fun.
It's I say it all the time. It's my favorite
day of the year. It's my favorite. I fucking love Thanksgiving. Okay,

(01:12:03):
except I probably won't be eating until Friday this year,
so I have to work.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
So that'll be your Thanksgiving though, Yeah, it's your Thanksgiving.
There you go, all right, I have taking a walk
with your cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Five.

Speaker 4 (01:12:18):
It seems way better when you're younger, but like after
a while, you're like, dude, I don't want to be
high having to talk to these people like Uncle Jeff,
Like I don't want to answer all your fucking questions
while I'm stoned out of my mind, and oh I
don't I don't know. Then I make it more awkwarder
than your head. You're just like do they know? Do
they know?

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
It?

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
Just it adds a little element of like, I don't
like this.

Speaker 1 (01:12:36):
Also, all my cousins live two thousand miles away. I
never eate thanks even with any of them. So four
I would go drinking. You can drink any day of
the year.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Yeah, obviously it's type of like you also run the
risk of like, this's the guy that drinks and then
passes out before the meal, and that's that's the sorriiest
son of a bitch at any Thanksgiving Day.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Also, you could accidentally drink too much and then you
throw up the delicious food, right.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
And then yeah, you just like you don't want to
be the drunk uncle. I do you do, but you
don't like you want to see the drunk uncle, but
you don't want to be the drunk uncle. And like
if you start too early and you don't handle yourself,
you become the drunken Pat didn't make it, Uncle Pat
didn't make it to dinner again. Fuck, then you're just
over there. Please don't wagging cowboys.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Those words will never be said. Pat didn't make it
to dinner. Please.

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
Three of me go napping. Napping rocks so good. You
can't always pull it off, but if you can pull
it off, that's perfect. Two is football just an addition
to say fuck Dallas, fuck the Cowboys. Let's let's go
anybody by the Cowboys. And then one is eating because
it's that's the holiday, that's the fight holiday. So eating, football,
napping it, drinking, and then taking a walk with your

(01:13:40):
cousin's Great Power Rankings Brett Great Power Rankings. All right,
Our next question is from This is from Jess, Just Jess,
and Jess says, my husband left two pies. She specifies
that they were apple and pumpkin and a dip in
the trunk of his car for a little over twenty

(01:14:00):
four hours before taking them into a Thanksgiving dinner last year.
He didn't tell me until after, and I would not
have let him do it had I known. It was
probably between sixty and seventy five degrees the whole time.
Was he in the wrong or am I just overreacting? Okay, sane?

Speaker 1 (01:14:18):
Did you get sick? If no, then overreacting, but also, yes,
he's in the wrong. I'm sure the pies are fine.
The dip is a little iffy on what was the dip? Yeah,
was there any sort of cream in the like? Was
it a French onion? Because that's if he as fuck.

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
All right, Jess, I don't want to say you sound
like a nark. You sort of sound like a nark
if you've had a year. If it was last year,
like and we found out somebody got sick from from
your husband's dip or the pies, I feel like you
would have known and you would have included that. So
I'm assuming that you're safe on this. Nobody gets sick,

(01:14:53):
no harm, no foul, pies, absolutely fine. The dip. I
think you take the dip. You just don't touch the dip. Hey,
the dip.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
When when you started reading this, I was thinking like
tobacco dip, and I was gonna be like, oh, so
his car smells like tobacco and pie.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Oh no, And then you see that's awesome and you're
seeing like buffalo chicken dip or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
I really thought the not cool was gonna be his
car smells like tobacco and pie, and I was like that,
that's a candle I would buy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
No. I I think you might be overreacting a little bit.
Everything seems fine. If this was a year ago, you
would have heard about like, hey, your pies got people sick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
You know what. He would have been in the wrong
if he had thrown them out of out of precaution
and you didn't have pie. He still delivered the pies.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
He still delivered the pie. Yeah, and he showed up
with three things to a Thanksgiving that crushes. They'd be like, hey,
Jess's husband, what a guy came with three things? That
guy cares?

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Oh, I can't wait for some apple pie.

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
So I think I think Jess is overreacting.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
For sure, chill out, It's okay. And honestly, maybe don't
do that every year.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
I'll just say he probably learned his let, but maybe
this year you should be in charge of the pies.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
You put the did you just put the pies in there?
And you're like, we're going tomorrow, let me put all
this stuff in the trunk so I don't forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
My assumption is he probably bought a bunch of things
from the grocery store and forgot the bag that that
one was in, like it might have fallen behind something
else that was in his trunk, okay, and probably didn't
realize it till the next day. I was like, oh,
which is funny because that means he totally was going
to forget the pies. But you guys showed up and
they were still in there, and he's like, hey, we
got the pie. Thank god. You know I didn't pack him.
Oh I did.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
I did. I never took him out, Thank god, dude's
rock it does. I would have done the same thing.
My wife worked in food forever too, and she's also
the ones like that's you got it to like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
It's three days old bad, Like that's not that bad.
We used to.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
We still use mustard. Must It's been in the fridge
the whole time. It's not like it's gonna go sour.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
I have noticed I am being far more uh careful
with like food and how long it's been there, because
now that I live alone, I'm like, nobody is here
to save me. This is just like I need to
be careful about this. That's why I googled how long?
Thank god I did that bacon had been in there
for like four weeks.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
I Yeah, I was bet saying to go get some
bacon now because I thought bacon is as eyes as stealed.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
It's fine. There's thick cut bacon too, man. Actually, you
know what it was from. Remember when I made the
bacon and cabbage however long ago. That was a long time.
I let bacon long time. Yeah, that's gonna stop putting
it in the drawer. When anything goes in that drawer,
it's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Different weeks day, it's just gonna stay. It's a death trap.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
I mean, those potatoes were from the same thing that
I baked the other day. Potatoes don't go bad.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
It's a death drawer for sure. Well that was actually
separate draw You gotta keep them meat the veggie separate. Okay,
don't want to cross. Did they start sprouting the potatoes?

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
No, that was I literally when I opened it, I
was like, I hope these aren't sprouting because I kind
of want to baked potato right now. But then there's
also the downside of it. I had to wait an
hour and a half for it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:45):
To cook, all right. Next question from Luke's soin and
Luke says, if you got cop breaking into a vending
machine or an ATM, and told the cops that you
were just trying to get into a speakeasy. Could you
get away?

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Ooh, but I heard there was a speakeasy back here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
I was trying to sir, you're trying, you're you ripped
the top off of an ATM and you're pulling money
out of it. No, no, no, no, that's what they said. They
said that if you do that, then there's a speakeasy behind.
I had to enter my my pin code. How do
you think I got in?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
The ATM? Might be hard, That one's gonna be hard
to explain. But the vending machine, I think you can
get away with.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
I wasn't stealing cokes and sprites. I just I was
trying to go to this nightclub. It's speakeasy. That said
it was behind a coke machine.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
It's called the coke machine.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
That's what they said. So it says could you get
away with it?

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Yes? You could.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Would you feel like if Adam problem probably would not
get away with If Adam.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Was the one that caught you breaking into a coke
or a vending machine, Adam a cop, Yeah, and you
gave him that one, I feel like he would be
like you know what, that's the funniest fucking excuse I've
ever heard. Get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:18:53):
You'd have to do it in like the area of
other speakeasies, like find another speakeasy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:58):
Make dude, No, I thought I was going to to
this place. Oh it's down the street. Oh I got
the wrong suit.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
There's so it's so difficult to get into these things,
you know it is? This isn't three, this is three
twenty one. I was looking for three twelve. I read
that address wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:19:10):
My bad. I mean they told me.

Speaker 4 (01:19:11):
It's behind a coke machine. Like that's very vague description,
Like how am I supposed to know? And thenky, but
you fucking idiot? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
Probably not. How much are veting machines? I want to
put one in my apartment. It's probably too expensive. Yeah,
it's probably thousands of probably too expensive. That would how
dope would that be? There? To have a veting machine
in your apartment?

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
But everything's free.

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I want snacks a four you can they have pantries.
Close your eyes and yeah, but you'd put it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
You could stack them like a vening machine, but in
a pantry so you don't have to have a vending machine.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Yeah, but I'd rather have a venting machine than a pantry.
I think machines are so much cooler. Dude, I don't
let me get money. I'm gonna design the coolest fucking
house ever be tunnels. Would you put a speakeasy in
my house?

Speaker 4 (01:19:53):
Speak easy? It would be really cool, like behind a bookshelf, just.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
The man den, No, no, you got you put it
behind the f competitive machine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
Then you probably would not get away with it if
that's what you told the cop that I thought this
was just speak easy. But it's not a zero percent
chance that you get away with it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
You just got to get a chill cop.

Speaker 4 (01:20:13):
Or just really commit to the bit and make sure
that you can find another speakeasy in the area and
be like, I classic makes up.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
Bet, I hope it's not a sheriff. Those guys don't
let you get away.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
It's the sheriff.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
You're you see that cowboy hat.

Speaker 4 (01:20:24):
You're fucked just you're you're heading straight to jail, right
to jail.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Why does sheriff swear in other states? Do they not?
I just thought that'd be weird for me to like
get pulled over by the sheriff and be like, where's
your hat. You don't have the hat on. I do
not recognize North they have like the like furry like
tuke thing. I'll become a sovereign citizen real.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Fucking yeah, I don't know. I don't know what they were.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
I never thought that just hard hats.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Tennessee they wear the Davy Crockett fucking like straight hat,
like it's like a very straight bill all the way around,
like the Mounties have. Oh god, I was thinking like
flat bill hat.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I was like, I don't like that at all. No
mount he had probably. Yeah, I have seen super Troopers.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
They were those kinds of Canadian though, no, they're from Vermont.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Though they're a Canadian. They go into Canada in the
second one.

Speaker 4 (01:21:24):
Okay, okay, that's where it got me. Yeah, you probably
couldn't get away with it, but you try it out.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Let us know, it's a not zero percent chance that
you could. Don't. Don't try with the ATM. That's getting
into federal crime territory.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Yeah, ATM, you're way less like he gave away with it.
Stick with vending machines and then just have a speakeasy
that you can find like nearby. Then maybe that's your
best shot. I like the I like the thought though.
I love the thought.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
I like the way your brains work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:53):
I love that too. All right, this is from Tia Chiloopa.

Speaker 1 (01:21:58):
Best name.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Yeah, Tia Chiloopah rights in. I'm gonna go out on
a limb and say that's not her government.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Probably little Tia means on.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Obviously, I know that bilingual bro Tia Tulupa says Pilgrims
versus Indians versus a sixty foot turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
Who you got sixty foot turkey? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
I don't know, dude, because I don't think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
Shot. It's so big. It's skin is probably like armor.
Those old school pilgrim muskets aren't.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
I was gonna go Pilgrims because like they have guns. Also,
sixty foot turkey can step yeah on them. I think
the turkey might have them. Then they could peck at them.

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
That's what's gonna say. Next is like you're we're not
even talking about the just stepping on the cold kill mall.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
Grab dropping your own dudes on you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
It would be like eating corn for the turkey. Sixty
foot turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:22:49):
We're sixty foot turkey. How big would the turkey be
before it wouldn't be the turkey they would win that. Wait,
what what about like a thirty foot turkey? Thirty foot
turkey still massive, that's three stories tall. That's that's that's
a building.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
About ten foot turkey, ten foot turkey. I think at
that point the skin is going to be broken by
the bullets.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
Pilgrim wins. Ten foot ten foot turkey would be terrifle.
Anything ten feet or anything above ten feet, you think
turkey goes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
I have any idea how long it would cook or
take to fry a fucking ten foot turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
That would be a hell of a Thanksgiving. You need
a giant pot.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
Yeah, probably get dry because it'd be in there so
long on the outer layers you couldn't fry. You'd have
to bake them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Like the Clifford Red Dog. But turkeys, if we eat
this turkey, this is too big, you can feed the village.

Speaker 1 (01:23:37):
I'll tell you what. You would definitely have enough turkey
for six months.

Speaker 4 (01:23:40):
You could feed the village for sure. I'm gonna go. Yeah,
sixty foot turkey, then let's go turkey. Anything until it's
about a ten foot turkey turkey, Yeah, and then it's
Pilgrim and then Pilgrim ten feet in below.

Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
History has proven that the Indians are not winning this one.

Speaker 4 (01:23:58):
History historically, yeah, historically they lost, right, all right? Last question?
Hit me up with that one.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
Last one is from Los Magnificos at Ironman Underscore or
Los Are peacocks just exotic turkeys? I want to eat
a peacock and find out. Am I gonna get sleepy?
Doesn't have that chemical trip to fan? Yeah? I need
this ship out of a peacock.

Speaker 4 (01:24:25):
I don't think that they're exotic turkeys. I think they're
like Turkey's rich cousins.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Where are peacocks from? Like where?

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
NBC?

Speaker 1 (01:24:38):
I want to like where do they where? You know where?
Because like I feel like that's not an American bird,
but it's gotten brought over. It seems like like I
bet it's probably like Indian or something is where they're
indigenous to.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Peacocks are native to the Indian subcontinent, Southeast Asia and
the Congo Basin.

Speaker 1 (01:24:59):
And that must have been fucking stuck. I learned that
in like third grade sometime and I forgot about it,
but it was still back there.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
The a the AI over you. Yeah, but dude, like
I said, if it okay, then I'm not gonna do anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Yeah. Yeah, ayre fucking nailed that one.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
But the Peacocks always seemed like if it was like
turkeys and peacocks hanging out, like those are just like
the boogie ass like, oh, I do a questrian Like
what the fuck is it question? And I'm playing football
and the like, Yeah, we ride horses and we jump
over gates. It's called dressage.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
You should look it up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:31):
My mother drives a Rolls Royce.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
The peacock is definitely like the part of the family
that like you have to invite because their family. But
everyone's like, fucking peacock coming this year.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Like you're always excited when the Peacocks invite you over
for there, like they're hosting Thanksgiving. You're like, Oh, they
have a fucking mansion, so and so as go karts.
We could ride go karts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Yes, look the nicest sink I've ever pissed it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:52):
And they're like like if they if they come to
your house, they look down on your ship like hmmm,
my shit's shiny.

Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
Like we're definitely gonna get in a fight. I'm gonna
call him a douchebag for the fifth year in a row,
after my fourth. He's a fucking douchebag. Mom. You know
he's a douchebag, all right. Look at him fucking strutting
around with his feathers. He thinks thinks he's the fucking
cock of the wall better than me.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:15):
He uh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
They're just the rich cousins, the shitty rich cousins. They're
like some of them like, obviously good at certain stuff.
Are they shitty rich cousins? Great question?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Buy peacock meat.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
They have peacocks just wandering in the streets sometimes. I
think it's the river oaks. Yeah, just like, hey, we
have peacocks, Like we have an armadillo problem where I'm at.
They're like, no, we have peacocks just wandering what like
the z Annimal.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Yeah. Some neighborhoods have cats. Some neighborhoods have peacocks.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
We have peacocks.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
If you see a peacock walking around, you're probably in
a pretty safe air.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
I'm stealing it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
If I see a peacock walking around a right, it's
probably a federal fucking crime. Are you allowed to just
steal wild peacocks? Thing? Are they wild? They probably belong
to the age a way of the rich people names Harold.
They fucking named him. They pardon him every year.

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
If you shoot one, it's a twenty five to five
hundred dollars fine, doesn't say anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
It's like that meme. If you could tell me it
was only gonna be twenty five and it wasn't gonna
be the five hundred, I'd shoot a fucking peacock. It's
a great story to have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:22):
It's like that meme where it's like the government doesn't
even know this, but you can just take ducks at
the pond like no one's stopping you. I feel like
peacock's the same way. Like you've probably frowned a pond.
But if you catch a peacock, I think that bad
boy is yours.

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
According to Korra, peacock meat actually tastes pretty good. It's
more flavorful than chicken and tender and has a sweetness
in aroma that is unforgettable, especially when prepared by a
masterful chef. I'm gonna fucking steal a peacock and drive
it up to my dad this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Yeah, dude, Dad, somebody let us know what peacock tastes like. Okay, yeah,
all right, I gotta know what that cock tastes like.
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then yeah, have a great rest of your week, have
an awesome Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
This is the time of the year where we give
thanks and I am very, very thankful that you guys
spend a part of your week with us each and
every single week. It means the world that we do
this dumb show. We were talking about peacocks and eating peacocks,
and you guys are listening to us and watching us
and hanging out with us. You guys are really really
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celebrate another year of being the Gravy Gang with you,
guys and girls. Thank you so much for all the
time that you spent with us, and for sharing us
with your friends and family, welcoming us into your cars
or your homes wherever else you're listening to us. Before
we get out of here, let's do our random celebrity guessers.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Who you guys got honor Thanksgiving? I'm gonna take John.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Madden, John Madden, You're right, you go, John Madden, Robert
what you going with? I'm gonna go, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez.
I'm gonna go. Patrick Stewart. Nice, Patrick Stewart one of

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the best accents as John Madden, John Madden, Jennifer Lopez,
Patrick Stewart.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Did you burn your hand?

Speaker 4 (01:29:57):
No, that was from one I picked at it when
lost the Broncs.

Speaker 1 (01:30:01):
Okay, and that's still not I was like, I feel
like that would have been not cool if he had
blistered himself this week.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
What do you all and Kathain' Zada Jones, The Beatles,
Art Carney, Monica Sellis, Jared Leto, Gailsayers and John Coltrane
are right, Patrick Stewart, John Madden, Jennifer Lopez, Here we Go,
Christy Gallagher, Jack Lemon, Bob Beaman, Kristen Kirsten Dunns, The Doors,

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Jimmy Hendricks, Magic Johnson, Richard Burton.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
I'm gonna just start picking the Doors every fucking time
they come up so often.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Patrick Stuart, Jennifer Lopez and John Madden, James Cagney, Grace Kelly,
Lauren Bacall, Diane Keaton, Oasis, Burt Lancaster, Art Carney and
Kim Bashinger bas singer, bass singer, bass singer. Yeah, there's
Oasis again.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah, dude, whoever programmed this website is a really big
fan of The Doors an Oasis.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Yeah, clearly, clearly they.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Don't know any other bands exist. Actually, the band come up.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
On your own and the band did all right, Hey,
having happy Thanksgiving you guys. We love y'all until we
talk to y'all next time. And Pastor Gravy Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:11):
Es, Bravy Gang Gang Gang, Baby Powder, the Topping Lead
and spread as we're listen and to past the great
great We're going fishing for your bitch today with drunk
and Houston.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Houston baby.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today.

Speaker 4 (01:31:35):
Rinch bitch, Houston.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
That's is on town passa gravy passa loud loud we.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Can talk and go for ours hours entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
Superpower, gravy gang getting louder, louder, cast up, No childer man,
we laugh, no prouder. Live on baby powder, the topping
lead and spreads. As we're listen and to past the
great grave. We're going fishing for your bitch today with
junkie and Houston that Houston baby. We go ahead and

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lenck cap we'll get rich today, Rich bitch, mm hmm