Pass The Gravy #646: Smooth Criminal Jazz

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on? Everyone?
Happy gravy Day and welcome to episode number six hundred
and forty six of Past the Bravy. I am your
host Alex Middleton with my co host Robert Barbosa. The

(00:44):
hog jokes, Hello, Hello, and we don't have another guest.
We don't have a special guest this week. We usually
have a special guest. Paton's been on a couple of times.
People like, maybe get Pat Dion back on, but you
know what, he's a pretty busy guy. Yeah, we can't.
We can't lock him down every week. That's why we
get the other star studded guests. But they were also busy,
so he deserves the day off. We had zoron Mom

(01:07):
Donnie was going to be on and then I think
he had a lunch he had to go to. We
had Alexandria Cassio Cortez, who's going to come here? And
then she also was going to go to a lunch. Yeah,
a lot of lunch is happening right now. Ariana Grande
was going to be on she had a lunch. I
feel I'm just beginning to think everybody's going to a
lunch that we were not invited to, honestly. Yeah. It

(01:28):
also is like holiday party season, so maybe they have
something like some company party to go to. You don't
think Ari would have invited us. I'm not sure that
we're that close yet. We're getting there, we're building that relationship.
But but dude, have you seen Wicked? We did see Wicked. Bro,
I'm new to the Wicked game teas and P's just like,

(01:50):
I would like to apologize to Felba because Bro, she
got she got the ship into the stick. Dude. A
lot of people, not enough people were talking about that,
like we had it all wrong as kids. Yeah. I
I wasn't really familiar with the the Oz story. Yeah,

(02:11):
but like the Wizard of Oz story. Yeah, just like
the whole world. I was like, the Wicked Witch is bad,
red slippers, they teleport you until it was cool. The
house got dropped on someone. Yeah, Yeah, they're just dead
in the and just right off the bat, like right
at the beginning. Yeah, I haven't heard that the red
slippers were never actually red in the original because it

(02:34):
was black and white. Yeah, that's actually a pretty genius.
You wouldn't know anyways, No, I wouldn't know. I didn't
have everything's red. But I know clue because yeah, that
that's happened to me this past week. Actually, a character
that I thought was pink for at least ten plus
years turns out was green the whole time, the Hulk, No,

(02:58):
like something like Boo character for Mario Kirby something like that, Okay,
but like, yeah, I had no idea that it was green.
I was just watching someone play and they refer to
the thing as like, oh, that's the the green ghost whatever, okay,
And I had absolutely zero idea for the past over
ten years. That's wild and you're just like, I never know,

(03:20):
and that blows my mind. I hate that that still happens.
I don't like that that still happens to me. Like
I was today years old, I learned this, Yeah, put
it into my brain forever. That's kind of cool, though,
It's like you still you know who knows you still
be learning. I still can't be learning, So I guess
that's good and bad at the same time. Yeah, at
least you got traffic lights down, and that's probably the
most important one. I would say, as long as they

(03:42):
don't make them in like a different other shape. I
know exactly which ones means stop, which one means go.
They had like a diagonal traffic light, what would you Yeah,
you just I wouldn't know what to do. Yeah, if
it was a diagonal, I wouldn't know if the like
the which corner is go, which one is stopped? It's
just like a box, Like why would you put it?
Like how how do you decipher this? Let's just you
look at the color now, but you can see that

(04:02):
they'd have to have like stripes on. Yeah, it would
definitely mess me up if they were in any other
like order than like up and like the side that does.
I feel like that's got to be a law where
they have to be in some sort of order so
people can do that. But like that would be a
very like hipster new neighborhood thing to do. It's like
all of ours are in triangles. Yeah, it's green, is

(04:23):
the bottom one? You okay, good, as long as I
know that. I don't know, maybe like the the horizontal
and the vertical traffic lights, those are woke. Maybe we
need to switch them to diagnose. Yeah. Did you hear
about Marco Rubio saying woke traffic lights? No, he was
talking about how a font is woke. The the Calibri
font is woke. We gotta go, we gotta go back

(04:45):
to Times New Roman. What is Calibria. I want to
see this. I think it's the default one that's used
by Microsoft. So anything like Microsoft Outlook and I think
is default Calibria. I think, yeah, Calibri. Yeah, that's the
default one. I mean that's yeah, it's just basically like
Aeriel but it's rounded. Yeah. So they are a big

(05:05):
font guy. So whatever department he runs, I don't even know.
I'm not you know that into politics, they were on
Calibri and now they switched two Times New Roman because
Marco Rubio says that it swoke. I like when you
have like a politician that focuses on something like that,
the stuff that really matters, and you're like, there's definitely

(05:26):
nothing else you could have been doing with your time.
I'm glad. I'm glad that you focused on taking books
out of school speaking. You're right, Captain, underpants should not
be read by kids in school because got's a guy
wearing underpants. That's crazy, it's inappropriate. God forbid we do
anything about our roads or anything like that. We're we're
just talking texts. Bobby's on the pod. We're just talking
texts today. Yeah, I surprised. That's usually the one that

(05:50):
the seat is taken to me. Well, we were playing
on Zoran being on and yeah, so we had like
we had to have it in the bag. Then we
got those questions out of the way already. So that's good.
Speaking of politics, do you want to talk about global warming? Oh?
What do we got? Is there something new? I was no,
not that I know of. But I was listening to
somebody talk about the ice cap smelting and how polluted

(06:10):
our oceans are and all that, and I got to
thinking that maybe it's good if the ice caps melt,
because like, the ocean is always going to be far
more ocean. Wouldn't you imagine, Okay, big ocean has been
wanting to expand, It's that's its manifest destiny. I would
imagine the ocean things yeah. And if there's a bunch
of pollution in the ocean and there's more ocean because

(06:31):
the ice caps melt, doesn't that they then make their
less pollution in the ocean, Like the percentage of polluted
of the ocean would go down, right, Yeah, it makes
sense in theory. But then I wondered then, like does
that give other people like, oh, so there's more ocean,
there's more for us to pollute, so it's going to
go down anyway, so we can we can pollute more.

(06:52):
That was kind of what I was doing because I
was gonna throw my car battery in the ocean. Yeah,
and I left here because like it's less pollution, so
it would be fine, right, And you're well, I mean
we the numbers down, Yeah, but then the numbers are
gonna probably go back up. But then the ice caps
will just still keep melting. So as long as we
got ice caps, like, we're gonna get to a point
where like, oh no, we're all out of ice caps
and now it's just ocean and pollution, and especially here

(07:14):
for us here in Houston, because we'd probably be one
of the cities that would be underwater. Yeah, they'd be underwater.
So we we should bought that boat when we were
looking at them. Yeah, but just think about it, like
pollution might or global waring might be good for fighting pollution,
even though it probably at the end of it would
be bad that people are gonna be dead, it'd be

(07:35):
good for a little bit, like everything in moderation. Yeah,
I bet fish would love it. Fish would so becos
they're like, oh, now I'm swimming over Miami. This rocks.
I used to swim swim under in Miami, and now
I'm over it. This is cool. Do you think all
the fish that I look at the very bottom was
start climbing up because now there's more water, You're like

(07:55):
a bottle, like like do the fish at the bottom
then become like the like the alphas, because like there's
more bottom of the ocean, or does there become less
bottom of the ocean where it's like the bottom of
the ocean, I would imagine would just expand because the
top of the ocean there's a different top of the ocean.
So then the top of the ocean is like the
middle of the ocean, and the bottom of the ocean
probably is still where the bottom of the ocean started.

(08:17):
So you're like now we just get more bottom of
the ocean. It has like a whole new food chain.
Those like sea through fish that glow up and glow
in the dark, like those are just like the kings
of the ocean. At that point, what do we have,
Like do you have new records like for for deep
sea diving, Like those don't count anymore because now that
wasn't as deep as you think, like the juice ball era. Yeah,

(08:38):
we have the juice ocean era. Like well you didn't
have to with all the stats. Yeah, I mean I
kind of like that, like that, this is the steroid
era of the ocean. There's more ocean out there, dude,
what are you talking about. That's when we didn't have
ice caps. The ice caps started melting, these oceans, they
started getting greedy, started making more water. Just wasn't all right.
We got to keep certain like like die divers out

(09:00):
of Jules vern I know he wrote a thousand leagues
under the see I don't think he scuba dived. Wu's
a give me a famous person scuba dived. Who's your
favorite scuba diver? Tony Hawk, Michael Phelps, Michael Felps, he
dives right, name a scuba No, he swims a scuba dive,

(09:21):
but doesn't he dive into the pool? Well, yeah, I
guess to like launch Jacques Cousta. Duh, that's my favorite diver.
So Jacques Cousteau is like Babe Ruth's numbers. Is it
anybody to be out? You're like, well, yeah, but Babe
Ruth didn't play two games we're talking about. He didn't
have to go against black swimmers. I think it would.

(09:44):
It would. It would definitely change a lot of things.
But that would be really funny to argue about a
juice ocean era. Yeah, I still try any of these
fish caught in the ocean. They are different. There's more ocean.
It's harder to catch fish these days, hard to catch
fish through the Titanic wreckage. People would have more people
would going to visit that because it'd be deeper to
go down. Yeah. Would people even be able to go

(10:04):
to it anymore? People would go. We might not be
able to go to it, but people would die trying
to go to it. It's gonna be another one of those,
like submarines, the submersible that yeah exploded. I would only
trust it if James Cameron went to it because he
seems like he's got a lot and he's been fine
every time. Are you excited for Avatar? Not at all?
Know what's coming out in a couple of weeks. How
many are there? Now? There's three? This will be the

(10:25):
third one. Yeah, but then there's like an offset of them.
Haven't they had other Like I don't know if I've
imagined that. I don't know. But I'm also not excited,
like I I haven't seen any of them. I have
no first one it's long. Was it good? It was good,
But I wouldn't be like brah Bro Bobby, you gotta
go see Avatar? Like is all right?

Speaker 2 (10:48):
I was?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
That was I was somewhat entertained for that. It was
a odd concept of the movie. When they had the
second one, I was like, I gotta go check this out.
It is one of those movies where I feel like
it is talked about being amazing, but no one's really
like Avatar is amazing. Yeah. I don't see people. Everybody
that watches movies and like raked movies is like, oh dude,

(11:08):
the cinematography and Avatar, Yeah that was. Those blue guys
were cool. There was a tree that was cool. Yeah,
But I don't see like merch out and about stickers,
clothes whatever. Yeah, no, I I are you. You're not
excited about it at all? No, not at all. Ash
and Fire, Fire and Ash, I think is the name

(11:30):
of it. Something like that. It's like the return of
the Jedi for Avatar, I think, And by that I
mean it's the third one, also like Godfather three. But yeah,
global warming not good for the oceans. Maybe, but maybe
it is good. It is good, but it's also going
to reach a critical mass where it's not the other

(11:52):
thing I have with the pre come segment. I'm a
jazz guy. I've been trying to become a jazz guy
this year. It kind of calms my mind. Doesn't have
words in it, so I can walk the dog and
kinda oh my team, let me down again. Let me
just listen to some jazz on this walk, you know,
kind of like call my mind a little bit. And
there's smooth jazz, there's like big band jazz, there's like

(12:14):
rag time jazz. There's all kinds of different jazz. I
came up my own category of jazz this week because
I heard the Pink Pantherame song and that was that's
who I thought when you said Jack Gust, I thought,
Pink Panther, isn't there a character? Probably is that a
main character? I think he's French. It seems French. That's

(12:34):
what I immediately thought of. But I was thinking that
if there's all these different genres of jazz, the Pink
Panthers jazz would have to be smooth criminal jazz because
he's like a criminal that all kinds of pranks and stuff.
And I was like, well, there has to be another
criminal that has a theme song that would go with it.
And it doesn't necessarily have to be in like the

(12:56):
style of jazz, but you could change it like Darth
Vader's Dun Dun and if you put the Imperial March
to jazz, just made a jazz version of it, which
I'm sure there's a jazz version out there that's also
smooth criminal jazz. It's like smooth as fuck, it's on
a saxophone, but then it's a criminal song. What were

(13:16):
the the end songs that you used to do for
the podcast? They were Apple bottom jeans. No, but were
they were all? Was it like rap or something I
would do? I would do acoustic covers and then we
did Apple bottom jeans covers in any Yeah, so I
feel like that's that's that's the same idea where it's

(13:36):
smooth jazz, smooth criminal jazz of all the songs. Yeah,
But then I think the The Grinch that's very popular
right now, the if you do that with a saxophone,
that's smooth criminal jazz because he stole everybody's Christmas. Definitely
a criminal. And then Austin Powers did doctor people have

(13:57):
a theme music, but he mostly just said I gotta
you never saw I ever. Yeah, I forget, I forget
who I'm sitting across. I would say that just any
kind of criminals theme song played in the jazz style

(14:18):
is smooth criminal jazz. So start being like, what's your
favorite kind of music? I'm a smooth criminal jazz guy.
And it makes you seem like you're like, wow, this
guy knows about music, Like what is that like the
Pink Panther. I just listened to The Pink Panther and
Darth Vader's Imperial March and jazz on repeat. Corrella Deville's
song bad Words in It, you just do it with

(14:40):
jazz steps to the words with an Obo Corella Dville.
I want to be more into jazz than I am.
It's not that I don't like it, it's just that
I'm never, never like in that headspace where I want
to listen to jazz. When I do hear it like
in movies whatever, I'm like, Oh, this sounds so cool,

(15:00):
I'm gonna Yeah, I'm gonna listen to it more like
on my own free time, and I just don't. Severance
is what got me into it. They have the spoiler
alert you get to pick if you do an achievement.
You need to pick like a dance party, and she
picks defiant Jazz, which I liked the name defiant jazz,
and I was like, smooth criminal jazz could also be
like defiant jazz because it's not as defiant as jazz.

(15:22):
It's like you've already defied defiant jazz because you're a criminal.
So smooth criminal jazz hybrid or defiant jazz and smooth jazz.
Maybe when I get into Severance, I'll started getting into
jazz too. It's on the list, but I just haven't
haven't got to it yet. No, it's a good's it's
a good one. And then I like to swap to jazz,
like if I if I'm not listening to a podcast,
and I'm listening like you ever just have your stuff

(15:42):
on a shuffle? Yeah, you're like, ah, just none of
this is doing anything for me. Yeah, if it's been
like seven eight skips, I'll just like jazz jazz playlist,
do that. I have a defiant jazz playlist, and I
need to make it now a smooth criminal jazz playlist
and find all of these covers of Imperial March and
all of that, and it'll be like five songs, but
it'll still be my smooth criminal jazz playlist. Yeah, that's

(16:04):
what I had for the pre com segment what about you?
I had so last week, I believe is when you
brought in the Advent calendar. How's that gone? I've seen
you guys have been posting it. Yeah, I were. This
is day ten. I don't think I'm posted the picture
for day ten, but say it was, Uh, do you
remember how many of the things do you remember in that?
I like, if you mentioned any of them, I would

(16:25):
remember that I got them. But it was kind of
like I had all twenty five days in twenty five
envelopes and I was like, I know what Christmas is?
I kind of knew what I wanted the first couple
of days to be, and then I just was like,
all right, this here, this here, this here, this here,
So like I kind of blacked out doing it. Yeah,
so I didn't want you to feel left out. So

(16:46):
earlier today I was scrambling, did you make an advent calendar?
I made you an advent calendar? And I reused the
first ten days of the envelopes so you could open
those now if you'd like all ten of them, all
ten of them. And then I have is it regifted

(17:08):
stuff from my advocaund No I thought about it, but no,
I was. I was scrambling, and then I have a
bunch more in here too. I run out of I
ran out of envelopes, so I started using gift bags. Yeah.
See that was like I was like, I luckily had
a million envelopes. I was like, what do I do
if I run out of the yelled at for ordering
more envelopes too, because no, I was like, you've ordered
envelopes every time you needed envelopes and we have one

(17:30):
hundred left every time. Yeah. I was at the grocery
store a couple of days ago and I was like,
I was I'm gonna do this, but the only had
the full size envelopes, like the the like letters size. Yeah,
and I just knew I was never going to use
the rest of the like seventy five and in the

(17:50):
the box I would come with it. So that's why
I ended up just reusing the first Yeah, all right,
so I can open these, Go ahead, start opening it.
See where I got first day one day one. I
gotta say, I don't remember everything that I put in.
It was a scramble to try to find everything earlier
today when you did when you when you're like, all right,

(18:10):
I need twenty five things, and I was like, any
twenty five things times too? Yeah, and I don't want
them all to be repeats, Chelsey wouldn't be as funny,
but like it kind of becomes stressful just recycling stuff
from your house, all right. Yeah, and you did the
little notes too. I did the notes too, you you
which takes a lot of time. It takes way more
time than you can think. Yeah you got write quick sentence.
Oh no, that's a lot. The only one that I

(18:32):
remember is twenty five. Every other one I have, no,
I don't remember what day it belongs to. Yeah, all right,
So this is temporary tattoos for you and Emma or
your kids. I guess I got a pink shark and
a blue shark. All right, I like that, get said
tip tattoos. I mean you already have some tattoos. So
maybe like I can fill out the sleep, Yeah, fill

(18:52):
out the sleep. I had the urge to fill out
the sleep. I've been wanting to. I can like tell, like,
you know what, maybe I do get a pink shark. Yeah,
that's the next he's taped up. He's taped it too,
so they don't fall out. But this is day two, Google, Yeah, Google,
so you can decorate whatever you need to decorate. I

(19:13):
will definitely decorate. I'll put it on on my roomba.
Oh yeah, and I'll have the room seems into it. Yeah,
all right, this is day three. You also said that
maybe today's would be a lot faster because pass not here.
But I'm like, this is gonna add some time. Why
saw you bring that box? And I was like, I
don't know, Maybe he's just packaged to the other stuff.
I didn't once there's other things. There's things for me. Yeah,

(19:34):
I thought if he asks about the bucks, I would
just say that I was on autopilot and brought it up.
It was something else gonna take to the ups. Santa
hats for the whole famine, the little baby Santa hats. Yeah,
there's there's four in there, or five in there. Yeah, yeah,
for Weezy, there's five in there as well. Is gonna
be so appreciate Robert even thought of you weazy, she'll

(19:55):
lose her mind. All right, this is day four. I
just meant we're not gonna get sidetracked talking about football. Probably, Oh,
stickers to put on things. Oh, Houston clothing swap. Yeah,
I got a clothing swap sticker like this, Houston. I

(20:16):
will definitely put these on stuff. Hell, like, this might
be my favorite one so far. And I think there's
a bobs Burger's one in there too. Oh, absolutely, we'll
put that on stuff. Is Teddy your favorite bobs Burger's character?
And it's always Teddy right, Like he's the worst, but
he's the best character. Teddy could be stressful, you know
who else is kind of like that Gail and Gail

(20:37):
where she's sort of hate Gail but it's really funny. Yeah, well,
she's so annoying, but like in real life you would hate. Yeah,
it's to Gail and Teddy probably too, but like Teddy's
your boy, so he's like on your side, especially because
he fixes things. So like I can't, I can't like
get mad at him. I can't. I gotta keep him close.
I was watching the We've been watching the Christmas episodes
because same. My daughter will watch anything in the cartoon,

(20:57):
so like the the Pharrell and Benedict Cumberbatch Grunch she watches,
and then just Bob's Burger Christmas ones. It was the
one where Teddy got his hand stuck in the fridgiat
the fridge falls on him. All he cares about is
this Christmas card. Well, first I'll open my Christmas card
and then you can. Then you can get me out
of here. This is day five. A wallet for all

(21:19):
your cards, no cash though, well right, I wouldn't expect
it for cash. Well, it's just it's not big enough
for cash. I don't think just a card wall, I
do like that. Just a card. Well, go okay, cool,
and I'm gonna keep my cash loose in my pocket.
Nomadic useful stuff. You have way more useful things. I
think Pat was bitching because I gave him expired. What
a Burger gift card? Oh? Was it expired? Yes? He

(21:43):
was like, this might be the worst one of them
as well. They're not all winners, but I will say, yeah,
that's some. Aren't all winners in all? Twenty five days?
Like you got croc covers? Yeah, little bit crocks. Yeah,
but I was like, I don't have crocs to give.
I'm sorry, they wouldn't fit an noenvelope. Another wallet for
more your cards? Maybe some cash this time? Yeah? This
is well as I figured, Maybe that's too small. This

(22:05):
one's a little bigger, very fancy. I give you double wallets.
You got two wallets. You won't know which to like,
Do I steal this one? Do I steal that one? Yeah?
I actually would throw off pickpockets, so good thinking about it.
That's a decoy wallet. Yeah, always gotta keep it. Decoy
wallet seven day seven to clean your screen or hands

(22:27):
or anything else. Oh, how kind a sanitizing wipe from
United Airlines? I bet this was from your very It
was from the Vancouver trip. So you did not clean
your seat down, That's what I'm getting from that. I
did not know. Just raw it off the seat, all right?
All right? This is eight. Its way more fun tour,
isn't it. Yeah? It has been fun to open the

(22:51):
ones that you've given the sam Like, what the hell
is this time? All right? Squeegey to squeeze out bubbles?
Oh so I I'm tint in my car. Yeah, I'm
trying to put one of these stickers that you get.
Yeah maybe yeah, perfect, Yeah, screen protector too, Maybe squeezed
out some. I had opened Day six before I opened

(23:14):
Day eight, I would have been so pissed if I
put those stickers on stuff. Luckily I can go home
put the stickers on things and get the bubbles. Get
the bubbles, all right? Day nine? Who we got here?
A candy cane? Unsure of the flavor, but it looks
green to me, So maybe apple is actually red? Is

(23:36):
it really red? Okay? I love this. I don't have
to heat the swift for my child. She really wants
candy canes. It was just like a prop the probably. Yeah,
it was sticky, just to make the shanks. She would
just get sticky all over the house. All right, I
got a snack. I'll have that on the way home
and then Date ten. Day ten to date. My Day

(23:58):
ten was a pack of tissues you ever know, never
know old season, Yeah, cold and flu season. Always gotta
be ready. Clean your pipes. Oh with the pipe with
pipe cleaners. This is perfect. They're all very useful, Bobby,
that one. I would say that that's the first Mayvie like,
not not the most useful one, honestly, can believe for
you guys, that was day ten. Yeah you just black out. Yeah,

(24:20):
I just blacked out. I think No, I don't think
Christmas epecial. I know Christmas Day was the specific one
that was it. Yeah, and then I tried to get
three ones that were gonna be the most funniest ones
for you guys to open last week because it was
the third of December. So I was like, they have
to be good ones. Yeah, yeah, and then then you
can throw the yeah winners and losers in there. My

(24:41):
my like big rationale was everything that can fit in
the small envelopes goes in the small envelopes first, yeah,
because yeah, then then there's some like other bigger one
bigger stuff that can't fit. So that's why I started
using the bags. But even those bobs are too big.
I think the stickers might be the I don't know.
The stickers are the watch or the wallet, I mean

(25:02):
not the watch. Stickers or the wallets might be the best,
but since there's two wallets, I don't know how to
pick between them. I'm gonna go stickers because those are
some boto ass stickers, and I get to wrap the
Houston Clothing Exchange. All right, I'm excited for this too.
I will be. I'll be tweeting my admitt calendars or
when I open every single day. Pat's gonna be so
pissed that I got something from you and he didn't.

(25:23):
He's gonna be so mad. But now we each got one,
so like, yeah, it's perfect. Yeah, otherwise Pat would have
had two, and that's unfair. But I always think I
would be mad if Pat two. I honestly would be
very jealous. I always thought that, like, adrec calendars are
a cool idea because you get something every day, but
it's like you shouldn't get only cool stuff. Yeah, Like
it is nice to be like, oh, this is a

(25:44):
paper clip. I mean I can use this, it's practical.
I guess you did give like many clothes pins in
one of them. Yeah, and we actually have some slightly
bigger clothes pins, and I thought about giving you but
I'm like, eh, I'll keep training. We'll just we'll just
trade different sized clothes pins. Would be funny, is we
should keep all of these things and the next year

(26:04):
we each do advt calendars for each other and then
we just reuse what we got. Yeah, just keep what
we liked. So it's like twenty of them are the
exact same, but we just shift them around. That'd be funny. Yeah,
adviod calendar should have some like winners and losers. Yeah,
like you want to appreciate this one rocks? This is cool.
I got one for my dog one time, and it

(26:26):
was like there were these treats that she'd get every
couple of days and they sucked. She didn't want the treats.
But I was like, well, like sorry, Like that's not
my fault that you got the shitty day, Like you
don't like that, adweets, But yeah, I appreciate that. Robert,
I'm very excited for that. Hype me up for December.
Just add something to December. It gets you in the spirit.
You're like, ah, I get to open something today. I
got something to open up today. It's like a little

(26:47):
kid every day, all right. Advert calendar number three on
the show. So hashtag ptg advent. Did you block your
tweets where you can't you protected your tweets? I think
I did. Yeah, I was trying to retweet yours, but
I screenshot it and I put them on the Instagram.
So we'll go back to doing that. Okay, so they're
not protected when I screenshot him. But they didn't think

(27:08):
about that. Yeah, I guess they didn't. Like cant they
screench it? Yeah they can, but not on Twitter. I
guess they could. We could still screenshot it and tweet it. Huh.
But it protects you somewhat. It's more protected. It's like
witness protection, Like they can still get you if they
find you. You just gotta hope they don't find you,
and you just got to hope they'll find you. All Right,

(27:29):
that was a solid, solid pre come segment. I like that.
Pat's gonna be so mad that I gotta give I
got ten gifts. All right, let's move on to the
Comeback Kids segment, where we're gonna tell you what is
back in the news. According to us, it's brought to
you by our twelfth annual Past the Gravy Christmas Spook
Tacky that's going down Saturday, December twentieth at Cactus Cove.

(27:54):
We are ten days away as we are recording this episode,
so not this coming Saturday. Next Saturday, Saturday, December twentieth
at Cactus Cove thirty three to thirty three West eleventh
Street in Houston, Texas. Thirty three thirty three West eleventh
Street in Houston, Texas. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
I've been in contact with Gunner. We're gonna have some
drink specials. We're gonna probably let you guys know about.

(28:15):
Next week. We're gonna have our Christmas movie bracket. I've
been trying to make sure I got the red and
green construction paper to get ready to go for that.
I gotta buy the board to put the bracket together.
I gotta get with me. I guess I got. I
get it with me, a year with me, and then
I gotta eave went with my wife to put together
the bracket because we got to change it up every year.

(28:38):
Add a couple of things. Maybe we have a couple
of play in movie brackets next week where it's like, hey,
pick one of the four of these and then that'll
be like a fourteen seed or something like they do
in the NCAA tournament, but any of the new ones
that came out, yeah, here it was our rules. It's
gotta be out for two years before it could officially
go on there, and then we still have to prove
it going on there. So we'll see and then yeah,

(29:01):
the twelfth Annuel Christis Week Tyler Saturday, December twentieth at
Cactus Cove. It's gonna start at one o'clock. I think
the A and M Miami game College Rule playoff game
starts at eleven, So come hang out early. We'll be
setting up. You can come have a couple of beers
with us. Get ready, watch the A and M game,
and then we will be going on probably the third
quarter of that game. The game will still be on.

(29:22):
We will just also be on as well. It's gonna
be a lot of fun. We're gonna have a coolest
stick contest. So I saw I think it was I
think it was Jacqueline that sent us her stick, and
I was like, cool, bring it in, gott it. The
stick must be present to win, right, you can't just
send us pictures of stick. You gotta be there. You
gotta have your stick there. And then we're gonna pick
it and we're gonna give you guys a prize, and

(29:44):
then we're gonna do our Gravs Awards that we will
give you guys the nominees for here in just a second.
But hopefully we will see you next Saturday, December twentieth,
at Cactus Cove, thirty two to thirty three West eleventh
Street in at Houston. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Starting at one o'clock. We're gon we're gonna not do
like the full on show. We're gonna do a mostly
an awards show. We'll do a little pre come segment.

(30:05):
We're gonna do a live answer segment, do the Christmas
movie bracket, get in and get out of probably be
an hour, hour and a half. Then we're gonna be
hanging out watching some football, drinking some beers, celebrating Christmas
with you guys and gals. This next Saturday, I mean
not this Saturday. Next Saturday, December twentieth, at Cactus Cove,
thirty two to thirty three West eleventh Street in Houston.
It is past Gravy's twelfth annual Christmas Spooctacular. We will

(30:27):
see you there. It's the comeback kid, the comeback Kid
of the week, comeback Kid of the Week, bitch. Speaking
of the twelfth Annual Gravyes Awards or twelfth Annual Christmas

(30:48):
Spooktacular that also is the twenty twenty five Gravies will
be a part of that, And we told you guys
last week we'll be doing nominations this week because we
want you guys to have time. Like if you if
you hear your name, we'd like you to be present there.
We'd like you to be there to accept an award
should you win the award. Now, if you do win
an award and you are not there, you're still gonna

(31:11):
win the award. I cannot promise you what happens to
it because Pat's in charge of mailing out all that stuff.
And Pat, you never go into a post office. I
don't think he's been to a post office. Is he
was like eight years old? Even that, I'm not sure.
Probably not. They probably sat in the car when he
went this. You probably wouldn't know what to do. He's
never mailed a letter, never do anything like that. But
Pat is in charge of it, and he's drinker, so

(31:34):
it's very likely that he will either keep or lose
that award, but you will still win the award. You
will still be able to say you are a twenty
twenty five Gravy Award winner. But let's get right into
it our twenty twenty five Grav's nominations. Now, this is
not a slide on you if you do not get
nominated for an award. What I did is I ran
this through a spreadsheet. I had to watch YouTube to

(31:57):
learn how to put together a spreadsheet that puts out
how many times people have participated where I would put
you like, okay, this is one tally for how many
times you've sent an answers question in. This is one
tally for this. I didn't I couldn't find a way to,
like look up how many times somebody had tweeted or
interact with the show. I guess quality of interaction also
counts to But these are the people that have interacted

(32:18):
with us the most, whether it be with answers or
just in general communicating, sharing stuff, talking with us on
social media and whatnot. These are the most involved people
in the past year. Those like that's why there's gonna
be a lot of people that up for multiple ones.
There's a lot of people that may not be up
for any but if you've been interacting with us, there's
a good chance that you're going to be heavily involved

(32:38):
in these nominations. All right, So let's start with those
and then we'll go to the auxiliary nominations after that.
But our first, we just start from the bottom, right.
Gravy Gangster. Yeah, our Gravy Gangster nominees are twenty twenty five.
Gravy's nominees for Gravy Gangster are Tessa g she got

(32:58):
a past Gavy tattoo, Pretty gangster. Jordan Welch, you got arrested,
pretty gangster. Raymundo Benavidez also got a pass the Baby tattoo.
And then Todd Voss he took a pass Gavy flag
to Ireland and was repping PTG all over the Emerald Isle.

(33:19):
Pretty cool, pretty gangster. Just the fact that multiply multipleple
got a tattoo this year, yep, and pat n I
did too, so technically four people have which is pretty cool.
That is pretty pretty cool. We're taking over. Who knows,
maybe maybe we get eight people next year. That'd be awesome. Darlin,
like a Marlon nominees. You're twenty twenty five Gravies Darlin

(33:41):
Like a Marlin nominees are Mikey, Paul, Ashley Wilkins, alex Oh,
Luke Seyn, and Brett Brandon. That's Mikey, Paul, Ashley Wilkins,
alex O, Luke Seyn, and Brett Brandon. The Darlin Like
a Marlon Ward goes to whoever we think is the
most Darling Likeamarlin in the year twenty twenty five. What

(34:05):
does that mean? It's pretty clear, I think. Yeah, I
think it's pretty self explanatory. So let's not get into it. Okay,
you guys know you know. If you know, you know.
If you don't, that's probably why you're not nominated for it.
All right. Our next nominations will be for the twenty
twenty five Gravy Award, the I Love You Award, the
twenty twenty five I Love You Man Award, and that

(34:25):
is going to be not Or. The nominees for that
award will be Ray Mundo b Navidez, Mikey, Paul, Ashley Wilkins,
bro Brad, and Adam the Cop not Grass, Raymundo b Navidez, Mikey, Paul,
Ashley Wilkins, bro Brad, and Adam not Grass. All right,

(34:45):
moving on, This is the nominees for the twenty twenty
five Gravy Award for Best Answers Questions Asker, or, as
the actor that played Robert California once said, and he presented,
maybe the longest named award ever. The nominees for Best
Answers Question Asker are alex Oh, Josh Tree, Danielle Weston,

(35:09):
Mikey Paul, Andrew Alderman, Todd Voss, and Luke Seyn. Congratulations
to all of you. Next up, the nominees for Women
of the Year. The Woman of the Year nominees are
Abbi Givens, Ashley Wilkins, Tessa g Danielle Weston, and Melissa Hyde.

(35:35):
Congratulations ladies. This is gonna be a tough one to
choose between Man of the Year nominees. Our Man of
the Year nominees for twenty twenty five are Mikey Paul,
who I believe one Man of the Year last year.
We'll see if he can go back to back, Raymundo,
Bena Vedez, alex Oh, Josh Tree, and Todd Voss. And

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last but not least, in our first set of awards,
the maybe most prestigious I would say. The twenty twenty
five Grave's MVP nominees are Ray Mundo, Benavidez. Can he
win four in a row? It's never been done, never
been never been three's never been done. Four that's crazy,

(36:24):
that's crazy. But could he do it? Raymundo, you are
a nominee for the MVP this year. Abbi Gibvens, a rookie,
A rookie to the show. Abbi Gibbons nominated for an
MVP in her first year. Pretty strong, Todd Voss, Josh Tree,
alex O, Ashley Wilkins, and Mikey Paul. That again, your

(36:44):
MVP nominees are Ray Mundo, Bnavidez, Abbi Gibvens, Todd Voss,
Josh Tree, alex O, Ashley Wilkins, and Mikey Paul. And
those are our regular twenty twenty five Grave's Award nominees.
Congratulations to all of those of you that have been nominated.
Thank you so much for being a big part of

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the show this year. If you didn't get a nomination,
that doesn't mean you're not a big part of the show.
It just means that maybe we didn't interact with you
as much. This was a statistics thing, not a favoritism
thing or anything like that. All right, guys, we love you, guys.
We appreciate anybody it's ever interacted with us. Some people
have just done it more than others, and that's kind
of what the Grav's is here to acknowledge. We're not
saying you suck or anything like that. We're just saying, hey,

(37:30):
we got awards to give out, and these are the
people that have interacted with us the most. All right,
now to our auxiliary awards at the Gravies. The twenty
twenty five nominees for Athlete of the Year ao t
Y Athlete of the Year Gravy Award nominees are Alex Ovechkin.
He broke alex or he broke Wayne Gretzky's all time

(37:53):
goal scoring record in the NHL this year. It would
have been funn if you just called him Alex oh,
Alex oh, Oh, that would be really funny. Or if
Alex Ovechkin was like, who the nominee was, Oh, we
meant this the hockey player you Alex, Though Alexevechkin. Joey
Chestnutt won the Hot Dog eating Contest for the million
of time in a row. He came back. He had
a comeback story. He didn't do it last year. Yeah
he did, so it was a redemption. We had a

(38:14):
comeback Player of the Year. He could win that, but
we don't have that, so maybe we had that. Remind
me to add that next year. Angel Reese, she helped
lead the twelfth Amendments to or. She helped lead my
fantasy team to another fantasy title, the nineteenth Amendments. Excuse me,
cam Skataboo. He took the nation by storm. He's amazing,

(38:35):
He's incredible, and he is a nominee for Athlete of
the Year. Nefijia Collier, she won me a third consecutive
WNBA Fantasy title. Her and Angelice might eat votes, they
might take votes away from each other, but also vote.
I believe was the w NBA MVP this year, So
Nafezia Collier. Jamis Winston backup quarterback formerly third third stream

(38:59):
quarterback of the ITTs. Started. A game started, a couple
of games, had a sick touchdown catch. Though sick touchdown
catch great, great pre and post game speeches all the time.
Jameis Winston nominee for Athlete of the Year, and last
but not least Shouldure Sanders. What a lightning rod. Whether
you love him you hate him, people are talking about him.

(39:20):
He is an Athlete of the Year nominee again. Athlete
of the Year nominees for twenty twenty five are Alex Ovechkin,
Joey Chestnut, Angel Reese, cam skataboot No Fijia Collier, Jamis Winston,
and Shadoure Sanders. Next up, we have the twenty twenty
five Gravyes nominees for Death of the Year or Death

(39:42):
of the Year. Nominees are Bob Yucker Jee st a
bit outside all right, Peter Bob Ucker, George Foreman, Val Kilmer,
Pope Francis, Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan, and eight Freely. It's

(40:02):
gonna be a tough one. Yeah, it's gonna be a
tough one, which is like, I don't know how to
like you win best Death of the Year. Is that
like we're not excited he died, but it's just like,
oh shit, that person died. Hm, that's kind of what
that is. All right, let's get a little bit more
into it. Our twenty twenty five nominees for a Rest
of the Year. Now, this is gonna be a fun one.

(40:23):
Our Rest of the Year nominees are the Liver King.
He made a terroristic threat to Joe Rogan. He was
the first nominee on the board this year for the
Liver King. The Chuck E Cheese, Chuck E Cheese guy,
they got arrested for fraud while wearing the Chuck E
Cheese costume. Great picture, Yeah, all time picture. That guy

(40:46):
nominated for Arrest of the Year. Our King, lil Na
Sex alleged battery ron officer. We don't agree with that,
and he was also allegedly high on drugs and also
was in his underwear just walking around the streets. So
little not Sex nominated for the rest of the year.
Then we got Mark Sanchez is our final nominee. He
attacked the sixty nine year old man and ended up

(41:07):
getting stabbed, and it initially seemed like he got jumped
and there was like no, he was the nciator. He
got arrested for that. So Liver King, Chuck E Cheese,
Lil Nassex, and Mark Sanchez are your nominees for a
rest of the year. Coming up next, we've got Meme
of the Year and this was a tough one because

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a couple of these memes are multiple memes. I don't
know if that takes away from it or if it
adds to the strength of the meme, but we'll get
into it. With number one being fetti Wop on the
JBL speakers, anything the youth, Yeah, baby, I'm like it
was so hello. Anything with fetti Wop on the JBL speakers,
whether it's the X Wings going in to fight the

(41:49):
Death Star, whether it's the Avengers going to fight Thanos,
whether it's whatever it is, fetti Wop on the JBL
speaker encapsulated the nation for a while this year. Fat
jd Vance also a nominated. I think that was when
him and Trump got a little got a little mean
to Vladimir Zelenski in the White House. Yeah. Then people

(42:12):
made meme of jd Vance where they made him fat
and had curly hair, And that's just a funny meme.
It's just a funny meme. Politics aside. Funny meme. Nothing
beat to Jet two Holiday, where it's obviously not a
Jet two holiday. That's always funny. Big Man Blast Toys,
who could forget that was one of my top songs

(42:33):
of the year. It's big Man Blast Toys. But all
those memes that's gonna get you a nomination. I think
the front runner right now, and I thought this since
the moment we saw it. But the CEO holding his
mistress at the Coldplay show, the Coldplay cheating couple, I
think it was Astronomer's CEO holding his mistress and then
they got caught. All of that shit came to light.

(42:55):
It was a head of HR. Yeah, the ahead of
HR with the CEO, big no no. But then the
memes that came out of that were pretty electric. Also
nominated for Meme of the Year is Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey's engagement photos. Those are hot in the streets.
Then we've got our last one for nominee for Meme

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of the Year is Morgan Wallen get Me to God's
Country when he left Saturday Night Live and then it
was just like give me to God's Country and he
posted a picture of the plane, and then anybody just
did what they wanted to do. The Internet did its
thing where it's like Chili's get Me to God's Country.
It played, it played, and it took the nation by storm.
So fettie up on the JBL speakers, Fat JD Vans

(43:40):
Nothing beats a Jet two Holiday, big Man Blast Choice,
the Coldplay, Cheating Couple, Taylor and Travis Kelsey Engagement Photos,
and Morgan Wallen Get Me to God's Country. Are your
nominees for Meme of the Year. We've got two more
to nominate and then we'll move on with the show.
But our the next nominees will be four. Fight of

(44:03):
the Year for twenty twenty five. There's only three of these,
so this will be a difficult one to choose from.
But our first nominee for Fight of the Year is
x NHL player Nick Tarnowski beating the shit out of
a drunk dude that tried to start a fight with
him on the golf course. This was a very early nominee,
absolutely hilarious video. He was trying not to fight the

(44:25):
guy gout in his face. He had to beat the
breaks off he did. I'm just excited that I get
to go watch the video when I'm pushing the like
the graphics. Yeah. Also nominated for Fight of the Year
the WNBA versus people throwing dildos on the court. That
was a problem for about two weeks in the WNBA.
Those neon dildos were getting thrown on the court. It
felt like a lot longer than two weeks. I think

(44:46):
it was. It felt like it was in its heyday
for two weeks, and then it turned out it was
like a crypto thing. But until we realized that that's
what it was, we were like, Ah, this is dildo's
on the court. It's funny. And then our last nominee
four Fight of the Year. It was a hypothetical fight,
but still a big discussion on the year. One hundred

(45:06):
men versus a gorilla. The debate could one hundred men
take down a silverback gorilla? People were asking the question.
People were debating that question for months. It seemed like, yeah,
that one had legs, Yeah, that one had legs for sure.
Actually over one hundred legs. Over one hundred legs. Really,
So the XNHL player beating the shit out of a
drunk guy on a golf course, the WNVA versus people

(45:29):
throwing dildos on the court, and one hundred men versus
a gorilla. Those are your nominees for Fight of the Year,
and our last nominations are going to go to this,
I think is a new one. We haven't done this
one before. Coach of the Year. We have Athlete the
Year when I do Coach of the Year, right, like
coach of other people too. Our nominees are twenty twenty

(45:49):
five Coach of the Year nominees are Lane Kiffin. He
took the Old Miss, or he took Ole Miss to
the playoffs and then left them for LSU for bigger,
better things, he says. Kurt Signetti, he in his second
year at Indiana, has their football team ranked number one
in the country and heading to the conference or the
College Football Playoff. They also beat Ohio State this past weekend.

(46:12):
They won their first football conference title in school history.
They were the worst college fooball team ever and now
they are the number one college fotball team. So shout
out to Kurt Signetti. Another Italian is gonna get nominated next.
It's Gino Arima. Geno Arima won his twelfth national title
with yukon women's basketball. Pretty awesome, Page Beckers, he led

(46:35):
her to another title, and he's the greatest women's basketball
coach of all time. I would say, unless you want
to argue that fantasy women's basketball counts too. Because Alex
Middleton is nominated. Who put these nominees together? Alex Middleton
led the nineteenth Amendments to their third straight WNBA Fantasy title.
Never seen before in that fantasy league that started three

(46:57):
years ago, there's been three champion or three times has
there been a champion ground All three times it was me,
So I don't know. Maybe the comments didn't even do it.
The comments couldn't do it. They did four and then
they folded. And that's what I have vowed to do
if I went next year, I will fold. But they
only did two in a row, right, I think they
did four in a row. They did four in a row. Yeah, OK,
so I want to do that and then I want
to go out like the Houston comments, just fold the team.

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And then our last nominee for Coach of the Year
this year, Pope Leo the fourteenth. He coached Catholics to
a hell of a year in his first season. Is
pope like an American pope, and I think he's led
the Catholic Church well as somebody that doesn't really follow
the Catholic Church. I haven't heard any like rape stuff

(47:40):
this year, and it seems like that was you know,
you gotta get a clean house. Sometimes. I think Pope
Leo was like, hey, you know what let's not do that,
which was cool and it also American, which makes him cooler.
So our nominees for Coach of the Year, Laden Kiff
and Kurt Signetti, Gino Ariema, Alex Middleton and Pope Leo
the fourteenth and those ladies and gentlemen are your twenty

(48:01):
twenty five Gravy's Award nominations. I hope to see everyone there,
even if you didn't get a nomination, would love to
see you there, and especially in the auxiliar ones like
Geno Arima, Lane Kiffin, Hertzig, Natty. Get your ass over there.
Come down to Cactus Cove thirty to thirty three West
eleventh Street in Houston. We'd love to see you. Except
an award gonna be awesome. I could win my first

(48:24):
Gravy Award too. I'm also I've never been nominated. Yeah,
I mean it was done by committee, so it only
seem fair. I might be they to look at it. Yeah,
there's a three man committee. I may be a third
of that, but it's I'm on there. I'm honored. Honestly,
I'm honored to be nominated. We'll put the graphics for
all the auxiliary ones. If you were nominated today for
an actual Gravy Award. We would love to see there Saturday,

(48:48):
December twentieth, and next next Saturday at thirty through thirty
three West eleventh Street in Houston at Cactus Cove. Awards season, Dude,
A lot of people say that award season doesn't start
until the Gravies, and and they're right, they are right,
they are right. It's like the end of the year gravyes,
and then we go into awards. He's like, oh shit,
that's like the girl gravies did happen? You're right, that

(49:10):
was last year. And then they're like, okay, Golden Globe. Cool.
And it's always stacked with like the nominees like just
like ours, Yeah, just like ours. But congratulations to every
nominee and we look forward to seeing you at the
twelfth Annual Christmas Spectacular next Saturday at Cactus Cove. Moving on,
our next comeback kid this week is fifty Cent, also Diddy,

(49:33):
but fifty cent put out a documentary Think It's Diddy
the Reckoning, and I just like the like learning that
fifty cent did this because he just hates Tupac or
hates p Diddy, and learning that maybe that stemmed from
him to asking him to go shopping with him one
time and be like, why's another man asked me to

(49:54):
go shopping? Fuck that guy, and then found out some
shit about Diddy. He didn't like. Diddy had paid somebody
to film him while he was on trial while he
was doing this court thing for the trafficking and all
of that stuff. He didn't pay that person. So that
person then went to fifty cent and was like, Hey,

(50:16):
do you want all of this footage of Sean Combs?
And he was like, you bet your assy do and
I'm gonna sell it to Netflix. And he flipped it around,
put it together, send it to Netflix. I watched it,
and I'm just gonna say, maybe sug Knight was the
good guy and the sug Knight p Didy thing. I'm
not saying sure Knight's a good guy, but maybe sug

(50:36):
Night was the good guy of those two. Sue Knight's
always made out to be the bad guy, puffed Egg
not a good guy. Record exacts also don't seem like
great guys all the time. What if you did all
this work and then I took ninety percent of it, Yeah,
but you got to be famous. That was basically what
puff Daddy did to everybody. And then he also may

(50:58):
or may not have got tubacin Biggie killed, may or
may not have allegedly, but we don't know that for sure,
but we but definitely this makes you think. This show
makes you think. There was like four hour long episodes.
It probably could have been three hour long episodes because
two and three they could have cut some stuff out
and I wouldn't have been upset about it. But yeah,
it's on Netflix, and I think it's bigger than Stranger

(51:20):
Things right now in the US there's more people are
watching it. But hard to defend puff Daddy when you
watch this thing though. But fifty cent just being like
the King of Petty. I like that. Ohod about him? Yeah, yeah,
I think I saw I think probably before the dog
came out, but everyone was asking like how he got
out of this footage and he was just like being
quiet about it, like I'll never tell. But turns out

(51:43):
that guy, like because puff Daddy was notorious for just
not paying people. Oh hey, you made this album. Cool,
I'm gonna market it, I'm gonna put it out, I'm
gonna get all the money off of it. And then
you're gonna get shit like, oh, this album that made
millions of dollars, where you have like twenty thousand dollars
here you go, So that's not even that's not even
like a percent of it. Nah, yeah, but fuck you, like,

(52:04):
go fuck yourself. But that was basically what puff Daddy
did and just seems like not a great guy, not
a great guy at all. And then it was one
of those where like you see that like maybe he
wasn't a great artist either, Like I had to walk
through this guy every single line over and over and
over and over again. And they were talking about doing

(52:24):
that with him in the studio and it just took
like three days instead of him being able to flow
and rap his up. Not that I can rapper any
of that, but it did. Yeah. I thought that guy
was just like super talented. No, he's a producer, and
then he got Biggie killed and had to do it himself. Oops.
And that's not a spoiler on all that stuff. Like
a lot of this stuff I think was out there.
But watch it. It's The Reckoning on Netflix if you

(52:44):
got Netflix. Pretty solid, Watch pretty solid, Watch Good Way
to Kill some hours. Also back this week is Philip Rivers.
Philip Rivers is forty four years old. He was drafted
by the New York Giants in the two thousand and
four NFL Draft. Was then traded to the San Diego
Chargers for Eli Manning. Eli Manning then won two Super

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Bowls for the Giants, became my favorite Giants player of
all time. He's a legend. Philip Rivers always had great,
great statistical years, just didn't win a ship. It was
Ben Roethlisberg, Eli and Phil Rivers. Between the three of them,
they have four Super Bowls. Ben and Eli have two each.
And Phil Rivers is now chasing a ring with the

(53:27):
Colts because Daniel Jones toy's Achilles on Sunday and their
backup quarterback has a broken orbit bowl orbital bone. I
orbital bone, right, yeah, he had. He was stretching and
the band broke and hit him in the eye, and
so Anthony Richardson's not able to go. So Riley Leonard,
who was the quarterback at Notre Dame last year, came

(53:49):
in as a rookie, didn't look great. So they signed
a forty four year old who hasn't played in like
four years. So we're gonna see how that goes Philip Rivers,
you would appreciate because he is. He talks at crap,
but he's like you, he doesn't curse, so he's like, God, dang,
goll darn you man, you better you better watch that crap.
You bet you better watch that crap? All right? You

(54:11):
you you get it, boy, you bet you shooting the
breeze over here. Like he's just just the most like
Southern not cussword cuss words. Yeah, well golly, a lot
of that is from Philip Rivers. I'm really looking forward
to seeing him miked up if he gets in there.
He would also be insane that they signed a forty
four year old. If he starts this Sunday and he
didn't play for the team last Sunday and now he's

(54:34):
on the team. He didn't play in the NFL last
Sunday and now like, hey, you're starting. I wouldn't feel
great if I was the like Riley Leonard, this guy,
come on, like, at least give me a week. We
had chance. The Colts are struggling right now. They were
the best team in football. I think there's seven to
one to start. Now they're not even first place in
the division, falling apart Daniel Jones. I didn't want Danie

(54:56):
Jones to get injured because Daniel Jones was starting to
go back to Daniel Jones that I know he's turning
to turn into a pumpkin. It just sucks that you
got the Achilles because I can't be like, see that
was Dan Jones. I know you're alright doing a pick.
He didn't look great. It's going that way, and I
get I was gonna get to do that. I told you.
So the Giants connection like had me I've been thinking

(55:16):
about all day when you find out that pack couldn't
be here, like, hope there's no Giants news because this
is only the second time that I've had to sit
in this in this in this chair. The first time
right before we started recording. That's when they benched. He like,
man got the notification like as we are you ready
to go? Did it in? Did it in? Oh? Oh fuck?
Oh fuck? Gino Smith is starting over Eli Manning, And

(55:39):
then I was like, we got to recalibrate this whole thing.
Hold on then, so I was like, oh, hopefully there's
no like other Giants news, no bad Giants snooze. But
Dane Jones not gonna win Rookie of the Year this year.
Jackson Dart still could win Rookie of the Year, So
I win that one. And then fun fact, did you
know that Saquon Barkley I'm anna night football scored is
six touchdown this year. Scored a six touchdo on this year,

(56:00):
and that is one behind Gravy Athlete of the Year
nominee Cam Skataboo, who's a rookie who hasn't played since
like Week six with a broken foot. He has seven touchdowns. Wow,
not on the Giants anymore. Huh huh. I you think
that the Giants might have upgraded both of those spots.

(56:21):
This is my this is my one way to look
at You can't deny that you know the results. Please,
that's fine. Everything's fine, We're fine, nothing's broken. Knock on wood, okay,
everything everything, everything's fine. It was good. Oh that would
have been bad. But yeah, fuck you, Saquon. It's really

(56:41):
what I was going with. I'm just trying to shoot
on saque But Philip Rivers is back at forty four
years old, and now that means that he will not
be in a Hall of Fame class. We don't say
that word in a NFL enshrinement area class with Eli
Manning because you have to reset the clock and be
retired for five years. I think Drew Brees is coming

(57:01):
up this year, which the how long had he been retired?
I think this was five, So now he's for four years,
so he was going on five. Yeah, but yeah, so
he won't be in that that class, so maybe he'll
he'll probably get in. Well, I don't know. I don't know.
The Hall of Fame is kind of bullshit anyways. They
don't they don't accept people that should go in, like
two time super MVPs or anything like that. But chat

(57:25):
to Philip Rivers. He's a grandfather. He is the second
grandfather ever to be an NFL starting quarterback. Should he
start a game this year, he named. The other one
played for the Green Bay Packers, was Just Schmetch Marv
Brett Farr. Yeah, there you go. He would be one
of four players to start at quarterback in the in

(57:45):
their forties. It was like Steve de Bergh, Vinnie testa Verdi,
I want to say Tom Brady, and it would be
Philip Rivers if he started Brett far Brett Farve, not
Vinnie test Averti Aaron Rodgers is like thirty nine. Yeah,
he seems like a like forty five years. Yeah, he
does seem pretty old. How old are the Aaron Rogers is, Oh,

(58:11):
he's forty two, so maybe it's forty four. Maybe it's
forty four, Okay, maybe so he might have forty four
or older than something like that. I don't know. I
saw this out in ESPN. I just ran with Okay,
so Philip Rivers is back and then our last comeback
kid this week is glitter. It's all over my fucking house. Dude.
Just that's the worst part of Christmas. I think, Yeah,
everything Christmas related has to have glitter, has to be

(58:32):
got some shiny element to it. And then just on everything.
Like I was grabbing my bag when I got out
of the car. Here just glitter on it. I didn't
put glitter on that, I just set it down summer.
But it's glitter all over my house. It sucks. So
Glitter's back. There has bags, garland, decorations, ornaments. I'm sick
and tired of like, like, we need to talk about

(58:53):
talk to whoever's in charge of bags. Just don't put
glitter on him. We don't. I don't need a glittery snowman.
You can just have a regular white snowman. It's fine.
Doesn't need to have glitter on it. Sand doesn't need
to have glitter on them. Else, don't need to have
glitter on you. Just have bag, doesn't have any glitter.
It's fine. Nobody wants that because when you put in
your car, your car is glitter. Then when you move
it to your your hallway, when you get home and

(59:13):
you sat down because it was a white off think
gift that you maybe maybe don't want, you sit down there,
and then there's glitter all over there, and then you
move it to a closet, there's glitter in your closet.
It's just it's it doesn't need to be a thing.
If I'm ever a president, that's gonna be like the
first thing. But Christmas bags don't get glitter on them.
And wrapping paper should never have glitter anyways, it should out. Yeah,

(59:33):
there's too much glitter. It really does get everywhere, just
like sand. It is sand, it's craft sand. But yeah,
so glitter's bag just because in my house specifically, it's
it's been a lot this week and my daughter he
grabs all the fucking ornaments that she can grab and
those have glitter on them, and then she touches stuff.
So then you're picking up her toys, and her toys

(59:55):
have glitter on them, and then you put them away,
but then you have glitter on you because you pick
them up. It's the whole thing, whole thing. Hit hold
you know you think you look, there's no more glitter.
It's just some multiplays. Yeah, I have one glitter on
me and I have five hundred glitters on me. How
did you turn into that? And it's just like they're
like rabbits. Glitter sees the other glitter, it just turns
into more glitter. I don't get it. But that is
our comeback kids segment. That was That was a fun one.

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on YouTube, and then what are we gonna do? What
we what? Do we want them to comment? Comment your
favorite not cussword cuss word like in honor of Philip
Rivers gol darn. Comment is many of your favorite non
curseword curse words as you can in the comment section.
All right, let's get to two hund on the comments. Okay,

(01:03:54):
I think mine would be gosh, dang it, I think
I say that I like dad gum and frigging frigging
is pretty good. Frigging. You're real frigging annoying dude. What
the frig have you ever? Have you ever cussed? No? No, no?

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Do you ever? Like? Want to, like, what is the
coolest sounding cuss word? Like? You don't have to say it,
but like what like what if you could cuss? Like,
what would you pick? Damn doesn't count. I'm not sure
that I would pick any like doesn't fuck? It just
sound cool to say fuck fuck right like that? You
can use it in so many different ways. Yeah, I'm

(01:04:40):
not sure that I have a picked one. I don't know.
I don't think I have one. What a summer? If
you think about just shut it out? Yeah, shout it out.
I think about it all right, Let's start with Todd
Voss Gravy nominee Multiple Gravy nominee. Uh. Todd Voss at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd says,
he's not cool? Is that my team's football coach left
for a different job. He is a fan of Iowa

(01:05:01):
State and Matt Campbell, the head coach there, left to
go to Penn State this year. That does suck? Is
it a rival though? Like? How bad of him? They
don't hate Penn State, but now you might not like
Penn State. Yeah, as much like Sam Houston's coach, Casey
Killer left to go to Temple and I was like,

(01:05:21):
what the fuck? This sucks? And you start over the
new coach. You hope that he can bring in people
get him back to where they were the previous year. Sucks,
though at least it's not like a direct rival. Yeah.
Like link even going from ole Miss to LSU was
like he went to a team that the ole Miss
doesn't like. Like if Kyle Tucker goes to the Dodgers.
When he goes to the Dodgers, you just signing everybody.

(01:05:42):
If he goes to the Dodgers. Don't say, don't say
when I'm not, I'm not rid. Everybody we like is
going to go to the Dodgers. You're gonna have to
hate them. That's just how life is out to be
from now on. Scoobl's gonna go there. Whatever Japanese guy
they got, it's going to go there. It's it's worth.
We're screwed. We're screwed. I'm not prepared for that. I've
been hearing it, but I just I don't want to

(01:06:03):
accept it yet. Well, your coach goes somewhere else, that's
the worst, Yeah, and you just don't want him to
do better than they did when they're with you. Even
with Like, even if you fire a coach, I hope
he sucks for the rest of the time. I hope
he sucks so bad. Like, I'm so scared that Brian
Dable that got fired by the Giants is gonna go
to the Eagles as their offensive coordinator next year and
that they're gonna be good. I'm like, God, damn it,

(01:06:24):
now I gotta play him twice. He made me so mad,
and now he's gonna kick my hand. I don't want
that's gonna happen. Because Jackson Start's gonna be his ass.
But like that does suck, dude, losing your coach to
another team never fun, solid, not cool. Ray Mundo, being
a Vita that came Mundo b on X says his
is not cool. Is he twisted his back wrong and
it's all fucked up. Now, don't do that. That sucks.

(01:06:47):
It's so easy to like just messing it back. Just
like I just leaned this way and you had to
grab the remote. How How am I? How am I
hurting all the way up my spine for four days? Now?
You know how you fall asleep, you might like do
a jolt. Yeah, last night I wasn't bad as I
was talking to me and I pretended to do a

(01:07:08):
jolt and like I was falling asleep, and by doing that,
I tweaked something in my side. Oh, just like a
little Teddy got your bleak injury. Now he's day to day,
but it'll bleak. No, I wasn't sure if I can
make it today. But that's what you get for messing
with your girl. I had a power through you. Just
you trying to be silly. Yeah, that's what you get
for being a silly goose An injury. It's an I

(01:07:29):
al yeah, TS and P's munda. I know Muda has
had hell with his back this year. He had back
surgery and everything, so he's like trying to recover back surgery.
I know. So then when you just injure it that
that's the worst. And especially when you're recovering with surgery
from surgery, all your muscles are like kind of weaker,
so they're trying to like work harder and then like
they're probably gonna tighten up to make sure that everything's good,

(01:07:50):
so that that just that just can't be fun. Any
little thing's got to make everything else tight around it.
TS and P's brother. All right, those were some soid
submitted not cool from you guys and gals. I will
go with mine because it's when I feel like I
do every year. But my nucle's Christmas spending just draining
my bank account between the Spooktacular between which the spook
tackle is money I want to spend. Chris money is

(01:08:11):
like Christmas GISs is money I want to spend. But
it's just like it's all at the same time. Yeah,
at what costs, Like I gotta pay rent too, I
pay rent. I gotta pay heat, gotta pay I gotta
pay internet and cable and all that stuff, like and
then and then just all of this too, like where
do you expect this money to come from? Guys? What
do you do? You? What do you? What are you thinking?
And every year somehow you just get blindsided by like, oh,

(01:08:32):
I don't have all that money, but I still need
to buy a gift. And then do you have like
when you shop for somebody, do you have like a
limit where you're like, oh, that's so much, or like
if I got him that, that's like those just twenty dollars,
like I should probably get him like one more thing too,
And then it's like you spend seventy dollars, but like
they probably wouldn't find the twenty dollars thing. They don't
know how much it is. I'm like, ah, I'm always

(01:08:53):
scared that if somebody's gonna outspend me on my thing.
And then then Alex is a dick. Alex hardly spend
any money on me, but I don't think any but
he looks at it that way. I don't think so either,
But like there is something that inside of me that
it's like I gotta spend enough to make it seem
like I put an effort and was just not like, oh,
here's this, Like I didn't just put together an advoc
county put in the advct count It was a lot
of work. Now I'm glad you know that I just

(01:09:16):
didn't just give you paper clause. He also wrote this
thing and he had to put in an envelope and
pack it all together. Yeah, that's that's the Like, my
brain's just broken that way too, And I think a
lot of people are that way. Where were like, I
just want somebody to think on a lazy gift giver. Yeah,
they always just grab that out of the house with
an avid County, maybe with a Chris's gift. No, I
thought about it. I tried to find something that you
would like. And then there's people that you just don't

(01:09:39):
know well enough. You do you know him, like I've
known people for a long time, but it's like I
don't know like one niche thing that you want that's
gonna make something cool to you. So I gotta find
something that's kind of funny. But then you can't just
get like a cheap gag gift. You're like, I gotta
it's gotta look like it's legit. That's why I like,
you don't drink, but like I can just get licker

(01:09:59):
licker from somebody. You're like, hey, here's a nice bottle whiskey.
All right, so that weigh's at this gag gift. But
then it's also got me a nice bottle whiskey. All right,
that's cool, that's cool. And then you just assuming like,
all right, well they spent that on me, and I
don't ever, I'm never like, well, I wonder what how
much this was what this guy sput on me? Like
I never think that, but I assume everybody else does,
so I don't know, just my brain being broken like that.

(01:10:20):
And then just when your bank account is like, what
the fuck are we doing? Dude? How many times we
had transfer money this month? What is this? What is this?
But yeah, the only the best thing I've felt about
spending money this this month was we're going on a
date with the girls. We're going to the stranger things
for now, We're gonna see the strange things in theaters
and we were like Robert was like, they don't have

(01:10:40):
any more tickets left, so what we were looking at
And then the other day was like, guess what they
got tickets now, so we're going to a different screen.
So I'm really looking forward to that. And that was
that was only like forty dollars. They spent two tickets,
so it was like that was worth Like I was
the most excited to spend that on that. That was
for me too, He's buying stuff for yourself is always
more fun. Yeah, buying stuff for other people, but like

(01:11:01):
buying stuff for other people is fun because you're excited
about giving something to somebody and hoping they like it.
But like when I buy something like, oh, that's mine,
that's coming to me in a couple of days, it's
gonna be I'm also the worst about that because if
I see something I like that, I just usually will
get it for myself. Yeah, and that just makes it
harder for it. And what do you want for Christmas? Ah?
I actually just bought six things. Yeah that I was.

(01:11:22):
I was looking at it and I just like, you
know what I want now. I don't want to I
don't want to wait with my wife. I'll be like, hey,
if if I tell you on this, can you order it?
But then when I get it, when it gets here,
like I just get it, Yeah, just give it to
me now, and then yeah, Christmas, I'm not gonna be upset.
I'm like, remember this cool jacket you got me, That's
what I wanted. And then she says, no, I just
buy it. And then when I find something new, look,

(01:11:45):
I'm getting this down on you. I will pay for it,
or you can pay for it and give it to
me as a gift when it gets here. What I'm
not doing is I'm not waiting. I'm not patient. So
that's kind of the worst part of Christmas. I guess
all kind of goes is not cool me. And then
just my bank account, what do you got? I ordered
something over Black Friday. I bought some some just glass
food storage, just something I needed, and it took a

(01:12:08):
while to get here. I was already annoying. But then
when it arrived, it a arrived broke. One of the
one of the storage things a ride broken. So now
that's something that I had to deal with, sending stuff back.
Sending stuff back which I would have just thrown away. Yeah,
I didn't want to do that. Though. This is like
glass stores. Only one of them was broken, so I

(01:12:29):
want to get a replacement for it, So I did.
I did some like a warranty claim. But just like,
now that's gonna take did you have to create an
account and download an app and then we're gonna contact
you in three to six business days and it's gonna
look like it's spam, so you may or may not
click it, and that's what we're hoping on. Yeah, that's
just that seems exhausting already. Yeah, it is exhausting. I'm

(01:12:52):
just waiting for that. I just did that. This just
came in yesterday, so it came in broken and now
now just gotta wait. I gotta wait for It's a
waiting game. I think they said. I think they said
like six business days. It could take to even a
to get back to me. Nope, never mind more than that.
It says seven to ten business days. Of course, it's

(01:13:15):
like two weeks and we'll hope you'll forget about it
by then and then it will definitely be ten days. Yeah,
it's it's never. It's never right away, and like, hey,
we got to early. How can we help. Here's more
free stuff that sucks. Yeah, and then Pat ditching us today, Yeah,
Pat did just he was like, boosy, you can't fucking

(01:13:38):
hang out with you guys, definitely don't like spam them
and be like how definitely don't just they could be
a real shame if everybody tweeted Pat at not Pat Dion,
it was just like, how dare you? Yeah, like say
nothing else, maybe give him a mean looking gift, but
just how dare you? First off, real shame. Yeah, definitely
don't do that, be bullying. Definitely don't do that would
be a real shame. If everybody just tweeted him and said,

(01:14:01):
how dare you? How dare you leave them out by themselves?
Scared all by themselves in the winter, That's what that
would be a real shame in people said, Jim, all right,
let's move on too, let's rap. We're flying through this episode. Bro,
this maybe the fast episode of all time, and my baby,
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Maddy M says, why don't all birds fly south for
the winner? Do you think, what's the place that you
think of when they hear south Florida? What do they
fly to Florida? You think Florida? See how I was
thinking even further south, like Brazil were a different country. Yeah,
oh I didn't think about that. Yeah, I don't know

(01:16:54):
a Rio maybe Rio is it that movie Rio. I
assume all birds go there. Yeah, do all birds not
fly south for the winter, because I was always under
the impression that they just like it was like, all right,
you got mcaus go this year, and then the pigeons,
you guys got to stay up there in the cold,

(01:17:15):
because like it'd be kind of rude if all of
the birds left, and like we would a bird watcher
in the north due during the winter, you have nothing
to watch. Who you watch it? Yeah, that'll be really
freaky if all birds totally disappeared. Not all birds. I
think that they have some sort of like rotation. Yeah, probably,

(01:17:35):
like oh it's like an Olympic year rotation thing like
every winter Olympics, you gotta go every summer Olympics. Then
we'll go and so it's like maybe like a two
year cycle or something like that. But I think they
do all migrate south for the winter, and then they
just like they would eat all of the food south.
Why do you think some of them stay because it's

(01:17:57):
not their year to migrate. Oh yeah, yeah, right, got
the rotation, And then I think like pigeons are just
shitheads and they don't want to go anywhere. I was
specifically thinking about pigeons. The pigeons just like we're a
city bird. We're We're just gonna hang out here anyways. Yeah,
but you would think pigeons would migrate as penguins don't migrate.

(01:18:18):
They can't fly, No, they can't fly, but they do
don't they go other places? Like instead of from one
ice part, they go to another ice part. Oh, I
don't know, because they pulled a South Paul or something
like that. Is there a lot of like penguin migration,
like so that what Happy Feet was about? You know,

(01:18:39):
I watched Happy Feet a long time ago. I couldn't
tell you what it was about. It just was watching
some cute little penguins hanging out. These guys they're waddling.
I don't know. Maybe they do, but I think that
they all do migrate and fly south. They just have
to alternate times because like it'd be crazy every single
bird was down in the south and there's nothing up north,

(01:19:01):
Like was that gonna what was gonna happen with the
food supply? It's probably like their animal Instincty're like, I
can't go hawks can't go this year. Sorry. Hawks. We're
gonna have to have a cold winter. Next year, the
falcons are, We're gonna have to stay up here in
the cold. We're gonna get to go to Florida. Yeah,
we're going to Miami and the beach house. That'd be sick.
It's kind of like a timeshare. You just have a
timeshare with a group of birds. The macause. Dude, they

(01:19:24):
got it this year. They are They are messy. Let
me tell you. You thought the flamingos are bad last year.
These are macaws. They are shitting everywhere. Yeah. You know,
like those content houses, yeah you yeah, influenzers. Yeah, birds
have that. They have their own their own house. They're
just bird houses. Yeah, at the top of trees. You

(01:19:45):
just rent them out. It was like treehouse like rentals.
You can do. It's not for people. Always a lot
of times birds rind them in the winter. Okay, that
was a great question, Maddie. Our next one comes from
Big A, and Big A asks us how many humans
would it take to beat a fully grown hippo in
an unarmed combat situation? Ooh, so I did a little

(01:20:10):
research on this. Okay, because the big question this year
was how many or could one hundred men take down
a gorilla? So then I immediately up could a hippo
take down a gorilla? And it said yes because powder pound,
the hippo is stronger, and the hippo's bigger, and the
hippos bite is like the strongest mable to buy it
out there, so it would probably fuck up a gorilla.

(01:20:31):
So a hippo stronger than a gorilla, which means if
one hundred men could take down a gorilla, they would
have to eat more than one hundred men to take
down a hippo. And there aren't they like deceptively fast hippos. Yeah,
because they're fat, so you think that they're not, but
they got wheels. They're like Prince Fielder exactly like dude,
dude speedy, maybe not as speedy as he could be,

(01:20:52):
but like faster than you think, sneak up on you.
Now I'm dead because I got eaten by a hippo.
But can they take corners? Well though, but like if
there's so, I I immediately went to like it's got
even more than one hundred. Okay, it's one hundred people
to take down a gorilla. You know, people are gonna

(01:21:13):
die in this situation, if you put two hundred people,
do you think we could take down a hippo. You
gotta take out its legs, but it's gonna smash those people.
So then you gotta have people that are jumping right
in and these are the sacrificial lambs. Like, you're not
making it out. If you're the first guy trying to
grab the leg, we gotta I'm thinking Star Wars where
they go around the at at and trip it. You
gotta get it to the ground first, and then hope

(01:21:35):
you got a good ground and pound game. It's pretty
low to the ground already, isn't it right, So it's
center grabby's pretty low. Yeah, it's gonna take a while
to try to get it actually down. It depends on
how hungry hungry the hippo is, because then he might
just be eating for fun and fucking people up. Anyways,
if he's hungry, he's probably getting more agitative. So it's
gonna like, I think easily fifty to seventy five dudes,

(01:21:57):
a hippo could take not not really a hundred not
able to continue to fight, maybe not one hundred percent dead,
but like you're wounded pretty bad. You're not you're not
participating anymore. Two hundred people. I think it's gonna get
tired a little bit. Yeah, I definitely you got to
start at two hundred. I think I think two hundred
people could probably figure out a way to like gouge

(01:22:18):
its size out and then like make it mad enough
and like figure out something. You know, a lot of
people will die, a lot of men will be lost
in this. So that's just the second defice making Yeah,
you're fighting a hippo, what do you expect, Like it's
not gonna be this is an easy work or else
everybody would do it. So I think I think two
hundred men could take one hippo double the gorilla argument,

(01:22:41):
and I think they could take down a hippo barely.
It would be tough. If you give me three hundred men,
we could definitely take it. Yeah, three hundred. Definitely, two hundred.
I think it's possible, depending if you got just athletes,
get two hundred NFL players. Cam scataboos could absolutely take

(01:23:02):
down a hippo. I would say that, like fifty camp
scataboos could take down a hippo. But if you give
me two hundred campscataboos they can definitely do it easy. Yeah,
but two hundred regular MENA I think it could be done.
Three hundred, no question, it could be done. Two hundred
I think could be done. It would be close. One
hundred people are gonna get crushed. A hundred men are
gonna get get crushed if you just put out one

(01:23:24):
hundred dudes, no chance, hippo. Hippo's stronger than a gorilla,
so it's gonna do more damage. I think we gotta
go two hundred. I'm okay with that. Okay, I think definitely,
and it needs to be at least two hundred. That's
like the baseline. That's what we're going for. All right.
It's a good, good question. I love the questions we're
getting today. Shout out to big A first time question

(01:23:45):
asker on what the A stands for? Maybe stands for
alex because alex O is up next with his question.
He tells us he's at Alex mc thunder one on
X and he says, power rank these rodents. So he
gives us raccoon, a skunk, possum, squirrel, and armadillo. You go,
all right, my number five skunk, just like you can

(01:24:06):
just smell them anywhere they're out, if you're if they're around,
you'll smell them and you definitely don't want to get
the sprayed on bit want. No one wants to be
in Tomato juice number four. I'm gonna go with possum.
They're just creepy looking, Yeah, but I think they're like,
not as bad as it makes them out to do. Yeah,

(01:24:27):
probably not, but the scary scary? What the fuck is this?
Can you imagine not knowing what a possum is? Out
of all of these five you didn't know what a
postum was. You had no clue what any of these
five animals were, and you come across a positive, what
the fuck this is an alien? You think it's some
sort of thing from another planet, especially with the glowing

(01:24:50):
eyes at night they can hiss. Yes, possum number four,
number three, number three, I'm going raccoon. Oh, raccoon, just
a little too smart for me, Okay, you know, like,
what's it planning? You see? What are you doing? What
are you rubbing your hands? Yeah, you're obviously robbing somebody

(01:25:12):
because you got your you got your mask on already.
It just seems a little too sneaky. So yeah, I'm
just I just they can stand up, like, what do
you are? You a person? You like a little person
in the baby guy just running around here? What are
you doing? Yeah? It makes me like I don't trust them.
I don't trust like a toddler wearing a costume. And
then number two, I'm going armadillo. Okay, they're just, you know,

(01:25:37):
look harmless. I think I think I've run into the
armadillo is the least I think. Okay, so I don't
really know too much about them. And then number one,
I'm go squirrel. Squirrels pretty cool. Scoes are pretty cool.
I live on the top floor and there I can
obviously see them, like they hang onto like the the

(01:25:58):
mesh on the windows. Yeah, I see them just licking
the mesh for some reason. What are you doing? There's
no food there? Yeah? What is this? My dog she
we go out of my balcony and my my daughter
will look at the squirrels in the morning and my
dog just barks at them. And you have a cons
it'll fall on our balcony. So I'll pick up the
acorns and throw them at the squirrels, and I've hit

(01:26:19):
one a couple of times. But like now, they're gathering
all the acorns and stuff, and the other day I
threw one and it was just like, oh hell yeah.
I just went started eating. But was like, all right,
I'm feeding feeding squirrels. I'm not trying to hit them.
This is great. Okay, So you go squirrel, armadillo, raccoon, raccoon,
passa awesome skunk. Okay, I'm gonna go five. Skunk just

(01:26:43):
obvious number five. Yeah, Like it's the worst case scenario.
You get skunk and get skunked. I don't want that.
I don't want that at all. Four because I've had
a bad experience with them recently as armadillos, like they
have fleas. Assholes. Maybe they're not like physically assholes, but
like they are also physically assholes because they will dig
under your under your porch and they will let fleas

(01:27:06):
get all over your porch and then make you have
to get them sprayed and everything like that, and then
you can you can like cover up the hole that
they dug, and then they will just dig it again
until you put a bunch of shit down there to
make it stop. So armadillos are four because like they
can't skunk you. I guess they can give you fleas,
but they can't skunk you. Three is possum kind of

(01:27:26):
alien me, but like also like it's like one of
those like ugly but like so ugly, it's cute things.
They're like, oh, I'll this guy. He just you realize,
like they're more scared of you than you are. There,
Like this guy's just hanging out. He just wants he's
wanted a friend. And they don't have rabies like everybody
says they do, but they're scary looking, so they're scared.
That's where they're at. Three two squirrel. Squirrels arecus as fuck.

(01:27:48):
Squirrels can be assholes, but also like they're squirrels, they're cool. Yeah,
And then don't tell Wheezy I said that. And then
one is raccoon's because like they does look at their
up to stuff, but like watching them just use their
hands to do stuff is cool shit, right, like when

(01:28:08):
they're when they're taking dog food. Yeah, look at this guy.
He's grabbing his little hands and he's putting it. He's
putting it water. Then he's just nibbling on it. Just
like watching a raccoon do shit, it's cool even though
they're obviously up to stuff. It's still cool, so raccoon, squirrel, possum, armadillo, skunk.
This was a good power ranking, Alex, so thanks for
keeping the power rankings going, buddy. All right, two more

(01:28:30):
questions and then we'll get out of here. This is
from j Evans and Jay says, are there more boats
above or below water? It has to be above. I
thought the same thing. I think the same thing. Now
do you count like a floating boat where part of
it's underwater is in technically all boats that are on

(01:28:52):
water or underwater too, So then maybe for that argument
you could say more boats are under there, But there's
no way, like of all the boats of all time,
more boats have not sunk than half sunk, especially like
I'm trying to think old days, and it was just
wooden boats. Those boats underwater, they don't maintain their boat shape.

(01:29:14):
They just become wood pieces. But they're still underwater thing,
they're not at all. They're not boats at that point, okay,
because you know they break, especially with that. Yeah, then
there's more boats above water. I like that though. I
like I like that idea though it made me think
where I was like, I don't know, maybe there's a
lot more shipwrecks that we just don't know about because
I mean back in the olden times, you just didn't

(01:29:35):
mention when that You're like, yeah, we fucked up that ship.
The ship's gone. Sorry, who was the guy who's like
burned the boats? You got this? We can't retreat, you
just light them on fire, Like those are underwater somewhere somehow,
like Michigan they got the the Edmund Fitzgerald. But yeah,
I think there's more boats that are not underwater. There's

(01:29:59):
more boats than below water. And then both they're being
built too, like those don't you don't are still being Yeah,
so it's above water. But that's a good question. Jay.
I like that last question of the week from Mikey Paul,
a Gravy nominee and former Gravy winner, at Mikey or
at It's just Mikey p on X. Mikey says, what

(01:30:22):
does Santa smell like? Is it too much of a
cop out to say Christmas? It's kind of just like
mad It might be a cop out, but I know
that he doesn't smell like beef and cheese, because Buddy
the Elf was like, you smell like beef and cheese.
That's not the real Santa. The real Santa I would
imagine smells like a combination of pine, okay, and like

(01:30:48):
candy canes peppermint, right, pine and peppermint. I was thinking
maybe like warm cookies. Oh, because he's been eating cookies
and just seeping out of us. I bet, like, I
bet Christmas night that dude. But just weeks of cookies. Yeah,
it smells like a lot of chocolate chips. But I
think during the year, he's probably like out by the pines,

(01:31:08):
by the Christmas tree, so he's got a little smell
like that. And then I would just imagine that home
he's got a candy cane all the time, says cigars
and pipes. It's candy canes for that guy. Okay, So
I would go pine and peppermint combo. And you're just
gonna say warm cookies, warm cookies. I think warm cookies
w smet better? Yeah fuck yeah, now I want cookies.

(01:31:32):
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