Pass The Gravy #647: Turks & Quesos

The guys talk about Christmas, football injuries, and prank videos. They also power rank movie Santas. 

You can follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Powder topping lead is spread as wait listen, it's
a past the gray Gray. Well, goin fishing for your
bitch today with Chunkie Houston Net Houston Baby. Now we
go ahead and let camp. We'll get rich today, Rich bitch.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's Past Gravy episode number six hundred and forty seven.
It's spectacular Eve podcast wise, I guess not the night
before the Spooktacular, but like it's the podcast before the
spook Tackler, So it's spectacular Eves. I am Alex and
I am here with my co host, Robert Barbo said
aka Bobby Jokes, aka the Hog and.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Kind of miss you in the other chair. I feel
weird now this year.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, like you did such a great job last week. Well,
how's it going with you? Is everything's good?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Man? Yeah, it is good.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Ye had a good week. Yeah, and all your shopping
done for the holidays. You stoked for this spectacular stuff,
for this spectacular Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's been a while since we've seen everyone. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I'm pretty I'm pretty stoked too. We were just going
through like the awards and stuff. It's gonna be a
gonna be a fun show. Yeah, picking out the winners. Yeah,
we got some heated discussions. Yeah, we were still we
were back athlete. The years gott be lit. It was
lit in this room with just us talking about it.
Anything else going on with you, not much, you know,

(01:41):
just just you're just excited for the for the for
the week.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah, it's pretty pretty cool week. Pretty cool week. It's
very very festive time of year and a lot of
people doing all kinds of cool Christmas stuff. Had any
anybody giving you like Christmas gifts? But how's your advent
counter going?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Do you know?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
That's what I was gonna bring up. I was gonna
bring up the uhnadvn kelender check in.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah. See how we're feeling about it, dude, I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
I got I got an elbow pad yesterday. I got
a charger that I don't it doesn't plug in any
of my stuff. A couple of days ago, I got
something that was really cool. I got that there was
a magnet that was really cool.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
It was like take it slow and it was just
a snail. Yeah, that was pretty sick.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
That's what she said. Who the fuck are Yeah, Hi guys,
I'm back. Oh yeah, I guess I guess it's Pat Dion. Everybody. Yay, Robert,
you ruined the ass print in this chair. It feels
all different now. I would say I had proved it.
I had molded it perfectly. It's going up my crack
in a weird fashion. Now.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
We just done like an hour with me and Robert
just talking about and forth.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
All right, I get yeah, shit, I really was gonna
wait so long, but you set me up for That's
what she said. And I could not help myself. I
wanted to see how long you guys could go. But
I was just like, I can't let it pass.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
We need Bobby on cameraon Moore. We need to get
another camera, Robert.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That's really what I will say this. It looked much better,
just it was visually more appealing. I was told, Yeah,
a lot of people said that, Yeah, a lot of people.
Not a lot of people are the whole man tit thing.
So when Bobby was here, it looked much better.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Some people just like tits doesn't matter if it's man
or woman, non binary tits.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Harry tit is never a good tit. Yeah to some people.
We love France. France. They probably love Harry Titties French.
Do they even count as people, Yes, I don't think so.
They're French people. They're French people. It's the only They're
the only people in the world that when you visit
their country, they'll get mad at you for not speaking

(03:43):
their language, but somehow get madder at you for trying
to speak their language and not speaking fluid French without an.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Accent that sounds American too.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, in America, I don't. I don't hear anybody in
America going, you're trying to speak English? Fuck you? Like no,
all right, they're asking for directions. I don't understand what
they're saying. Gets over here?

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Where do you say? You're outside or you're what what?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know. I don't know what you're saying. Say
the word again, say the thing again. No, I only
make fun of accents when it's funny. Okay, yeah for me,
good to know when I say the doyers, the.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Doyers or the the deferreds, that's what they are. I
saw that they just deferred some more money today.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Fucking close that goddamn loopole. I'm ready for a lockout
at this point. Yeah, that'll be pretty funny. I'm gonna
regret that so bad if I miss one pitch of baseball.
I don't know. I don't have to watch the Yankees.
The Yankees, the Yankees. I would not to watch them
be mean to me, So that'd be fine. Yeah, I mean,

(04:55):
who would want to watch Aaron Judge? What a fucking douchebag.
Don't say that, say what that Aaron Judge is a douchebag.
He is not the problem. Look at me. I have
so much money. I'm gonna close the gap in my teeth.
How about you just appreciate your body for what it
is and have some body positivity. No, I'm gonna get
freaked out, loser. You're not Jeter.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
He mad him feel bad. He's not Jetering. Nobody said
he was Jeeter. He said he was Jeeter. Yeah, he's better,
and he still sucks run hitting wise. Fuck you, Jeter,
you suck.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
Don't talk about you. I hope you're watching this. Derek
Jeter probably is what if he did like randomly, just
like one day he was like Spin the Wheel, random podcast,
like clicked on on Spotify, and then the first thing
he hears, is fuck you, Derek.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
I think about that, not that specific situation, but like
like there's just superstars like Adam Sandler could just hop
on YouTube and just pick up random something to watch.
And it's like, how many random YouTube channels has Adam
Sandler come across just because he's like looking up like
Fergie doing London Bridge and he's like, oh this, this
guy's breaking it down and he watched it.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Probably not that many, but he's like watching those like
reaction videos.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's like Guidless is to Fergie London Bridge for the
first time ever and he say, Adam Sandler is the
click that you're getting on that like that that's crazy
to me, like that you don't like. I know, I
don't expect you to see who all watch your shit
like that on YouTube, but it's crazy that that could be.
Like Gwyneth Paltrow could just casually come across like a
video of yours I.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Don't like, But could Sandler. I feel I could because
even though I bet he doesn't, I could still see
him being the like just being the Sandman where every
day at breakfast he's sitting there eating cereal, just scrolling
through Instagram reels and just laughing so hard that milk
and cereal is falling out of his face Like that
would I could see Sandlor still doing that. I could
see him doing that. Twyneth Paltrow, I couldn't imagine her

(06:44):
watching more than half a second of any video that I'm.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
In, or if she sees it, then she has to
break down like why you're toxic, which she wouldn't be wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
On Gwyneth Paltrow just scrolling through you know that is
a ladle. That would be hilarious, Like we get somebody
like it's like addint.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Bradley Cooper reaches out, He's like, you know what, everything
is a later when you put a handle.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
You're right, guys. I don't think Cooper would reach out
with the amount of ship that you've talked about Philly
and me. I don't know why I put that just
on you.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
If Bradley Cooper did reach out, I would be like,
fuck you, dude, thanks for thanks for watching, but fuck
you respectfully.

Speaker 1 (07:19):
I loved you in The Hangover. Yeah, you were great
in a lot of movies. I like when you're pretending
not to be you when you are you. I don't
like you as a person be you.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I do like him as be a character, and I
like that character, don't be you.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Who did he page in that movie? Was the name Robert?

Speaker 3 (07:37):
You saw the hangover? It was doctor doctor?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Doctor Frank? Was it Frank? Doctor Frank? Was?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Who was Paige? Because it was the it was Ed.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Helms's wife in the movie was like paging, attention, paging.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
He called him a maggot, right like they called him
like a worm because he was small? Is it maggot?

Speaker 3 (08:01):
I could have sworn it was with an half they
both said, and his wife was like, oh who what
do your friends wanted?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Doctor? Then they said that name again. I wish Robert
actually knew what we were talking about, so he could
be so much more like just disgusted.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Can you look it up? Can you look it up
for us?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
But don't have the sound on your phone when you yeah,
because copyright in Frenchman.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Obviously we could get we get taken down. Just I
was gonna say, tell us in the comments on the YouTube,
but don't tell us.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Don't really want to leave a digital trail if you say.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, yeah, definitely don't. Definitely don't. This isn't an Andrew
Tate podcast. Okay, where I have I had, but let's go,
let's get in the pre com segment. All right, guys,
it's get the pre come segment. And uh, I had
an idea. I had an idea. It may already be invented,
but it was an idea that I looked up and

(08:58):
didn't see. Initially, my coworker was wearing overalls. She had
these fluffy overalls on, and I was like, does look
really comfortable? And she's like, they are. It just sucks
when you have to go pee. And I was like,
why don't they just make overalls the zip at the
waist and then you can take them.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Off like that, like you'd still have overalls. It's just
like a zipper. I actually pull them down.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
They just you could turn them into pants. We have shorts,
they can turn in their pants, they can turn into shorts.
We should have shirts with zipper sleeves.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I mean we but yeah, like I've said this on
the podcast before, I'm very pro the pants that zip
at the knees. Yeah, you can take them all, you know,
especially in Houston weather it changes sixteen times a day. Yeah,
why don't we have overalls that just zipper on the
midsection so you can poop without have to having to
get Yeah, I don't want to undress or butt flap
over overalls then you but then that only works if

(09:56):
you don't wear anything underneath.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
We just toart to pull it down. It would be easier.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, no, no, if you have the butt flap, you just
open the butt flap and sit right down. But that
only works if you're going.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
So like in those onesies, people are wearing nothing else under.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah, okay, because onesies are pajamas, you still wear underwearing pajamas,
not onesies, you don't. I mean, I guess you could
then reach back and pull That's what I was saying.
It's too much work. No, no, I mean, if you're
wearing onesie, you gotta go commando because I think about
it like the what was the the sunscreen baby, Like

(10:32):
you know how like they're going away and they're pulling
down the diaper so like the butt is hanging out.
That's also how I've always pictured damn it, I just
remembered I forgot to order my onesie and that company
ran out, son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
So like when I look up zippable, I see like
the zip down That's what I was saying, is like,
so you can step out it, but that's more of
like a jumpsuit type of the overalls.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
I want them to zip all the way back around
the ass though, so I could unzip them, not take
them off, and then just spread it and poop. But
then once again, because.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
You could do it like with like a onesie like
for yeah, like a lot of my kids clothes are
just like you zip it down. It goes all the
way down like one leg, and then you take all
of the thing off, but you would still have to
take all of what you had on off and that
would defeat the purpose. If you could just zip it
at the waist, it's pants now and then guess what
now it's not pants again.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
And also then you just invented the zipper belt, which
is awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, to double invention verbal trademarks on both of those.
Place can't steal those.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
We said it. We said it.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
The zippable overalls need to be a thing, and we're
just the kind of guys that could make it happen.
If anybody's an overall maker, hit us up. We got
some stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I know who we can get as a celebrity endorser
two who Vince Wllfork. It's Woolfork would be cool, the
sexiest man to ever wear overalls. We have any farmers
we know Vince Wllfork, probably EU. I'm trying to think
we could get other ones too.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
If we get the fucking we'll go to the rodeo.
So you want these cool overalls. You can poop and
pull your pants down, you don't have to undress completely
and they'd be all right.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
I feel like most people that were overalls now are
like women in Portland. I feel like overalls.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I feel like sometimes they make a comeback, but then
maybe not.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I mean fashion overalls. It's like that, Like, of course
farmers and shits still wear them. Remember Pad had those overalls.
That was sick.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
I think it's in our intro, isn't the intro Pat
with the hay in his mouth and he's got no
shirt on.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I gotta be honest, don't remember the hay in my mouth?
What happened to him? That's a fucking good question. Probably
when I moved out of that house, I probably just
like put them in a bag and donated them. But
I still think about them.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
So if you're doing it and they might just be
in the trunk of your car.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
No. No, the trunk of my car is happens to
all of the stuff I donate too. No, the trunk
of my car is filled right now with a dish
you know, like when you take your dishes out of
the dishwasher and there's a drying rack. Yep, I've got
one of those. I've got a portable air pump, a
lawn chair, and roughly fifty clotheshangers. I don't know why

(13:13):
I haven't thrown them out, Just don't do it. Where
do your groceries go?

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Sometimes? Oh, I mean that's all like a bass layer
on the floor of the trunk, so they'll go back there.
But I mean I don't buy a lot of groceries
out of times, so usually it's like two or three
bags most of the time's front seat next to me. Oh,
front seat, sometimes back seat if I have like drinks
and stuff too. But I'm gonna hit hib after that.
I'm a single guy. I'm not buying massive amounts. I'll

(13:39):
buy like three potatoes, some meat, and some salad. That's
like an entire shopping trip for me. It's fair. Gotta
get the potatoes. You never know, and it's gonna be
a baked potato night. Those nights just hit you randomly,
do they? Yeah, Okay, you never just get in the
mood for a baked potato.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Maybe, but I just never have a potato on me.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
If you have the potato on here to do it
here is because then you'll do the thing also where
you're like, I'm not that hungry yet, let me throw
this potato in the oven, because in two hours I'll
probably be hungry. Boom, baked potato. Ready.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
I'm in the I've been lately just in them.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
I'm just hungry. I need to get whatever I can find.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
And then it's like I'm just eating sliced cheese because
I didn't have groceries.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Well that's what he had.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Like before I came here, I was like, well, I
have leftover soup from Friday.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
It's my Buddy's sent a picture in the group chat
the other day of his fridge like he's like, I've
made it. Boys. You know, he's married, he's got a kid,
Like he's a full grown adult. So like the fridge
is stocked like drinks here, like all the lettuce, vegetables, meats,
like a fully adult fridge, and I was like, when
I get home, I'm gonna send you a picture of
the most divorced dad fridge. It's Deli meat bread, eggs,

(14:52):
and like twelve twelve different condiments. Yeah, well everything that's
in my fridge right now.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
Twelve different condiments in like four of the twelve condiments
are the same. Ketchup because you always go to the store,
like I have I do with cocktail sauce. If I
buy these these shrimp to do like fried trimp with
and then put it in the cocktail sauce, I'm like
every time I if I don't have if I don't
have cocktail sauce, like oh fuck, that would be the worst,
and not have the dipping sauce.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
And same with soy sauce. I might eat soy sauce.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
So I have like fourteen soy sauce bottles that are
just unopened because every time I did have soy sauce,
never mind put it in the back and then guess
what happens two weeks later when I'm like I might
need soy sauce, I better just I'm just gonna get
this just being kid, just in case.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Ah fuck, Like squeeze bottle packet thing, and then I
kept forgetting to buy sour cream, so I kept it
in there and just kept squeezing. So now this when
I finally did buy sour cream, it's literally sitting on
top of the flattened out other sour cream. It didn't
even get thrown away. That's awesome. Yeah. Oh yeah. And
there's a used salad bowl from last week. Uh, it

(15:56):
was just a pool with a four. I had some
salad and then I put it in the fridge because
I was like, I might have more salad later. I
want to, like it's like a wheel. Yeah. I was like,
why would I get a whole new dish? Yeah, I
think that was the right move. It was an empty
dish that you put back. Yeah, but it's still like
it was dirty because you know, it had soad dressing
and everything in it. But I was like, I'm probably
gonna eat more salad later today, and I just never did.

(16:19):
And it's pushed to the back on the top shelf,
so if I don't like bend down to look in there,
I can't really see it in there.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
I just cleaned out our fridge earlier today because it
was it was smelling. There was I don't even know what,
like liquid had pulled at the bottom of like inside
but like below the.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
The crisper drawers. It was it was it was rank
you do the baking soda trick. No, it's a bacon
soda trick. Oh, you just get baking soda. You just
open up and you just put it in your fridge.
It helps eliminate some else.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Just buy a little mini box, yeah, and then just
set it in the back so.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
If your fridge will still a little bit gets them
on the way home. You just finished the top part.
And then in five years when you move, you'll be like,
I'm pretty sure that's when the same baking soda in
this fridge the entire and it's like a rock. It's
just an entire rock. There's no way this has worked
for the last four oh yeah stops.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
It's like when you it's like what I do with
my brid of filter, Like I've never refilled, I've never
put the filter in again, I've never got a new filter.
That light's been blinking at me since since like three
months after I got it to get him for Christmas,
and I'm just like, well, I'm essentially just filling this
with cold water. Now that was just fridge cold water
goes here, and I can also get water from a

(17:35):
filtered thing on the fridge, but I'm used to enjoin
to the brida.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
That's what I do.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
I'm essentially just putting a picture in there. Did you
new place came came with the fridge that had the
water on the outside.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, tight, but it takes a long time.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Though. Don't you have the filters on the bottom too? Though? No,
not that. So every time I see that, I'm like, damn, yeah,
it's like a like a deep freeze. If I had that,
then that bowl wouldn't still be in my fridge because
I'd see it every time I opened too tall.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I gotta say, I'm not a fan of the freezer
at the bottom, like a whole drawer at the bottom.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I'veferd the freezer at the top. Why, Like it's just
an opinion, but it looks cool. It's like for the
longest time, the freezer, I don't know why, but there
had to have been a design reason why the freezing
was at the top. We've gotten past that. We've understood
no fridge should ever be made again where the freezer's
at the top. You use it so much less. Put
it at the bottom. I shouldn't have to bend down

(18:30):
and almost kill my back every time I want to
make a sandwich. I have the freezer, like half of
it's freezer. Well, that's right, you're side by side, side
by side, good too, I like I like those two.
I don't like freeze at the bottom, except the problem
with the side by side. Then you're like, it's not
wide enough. It's wide enough. I got drinks on two

(18:51):
different levels because I have room for the drinks all
the way fridge upstairs. All right, that's pretty sick. That's
pretty sick. That's why you get married.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
I got it.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Just put them in fridge right next to my fridge,
on top of it. Very quickly, I'll be running out
of a room in my kitchen.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
If you have a freezer on the bottom, you could
just put the mini fridge on top.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
There's cabinets there.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Put it in a cabinet too big, knock them out.
We had to take these. We had to take these
cabinets out. I move out and they look, what the
fuck did you do? Remodeling tried to make it feel
like home. I also took out these two back walls. Yeah,
I wanted more of an open concept, like you can't
do that.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I think I accidentally took out a load bearing wall.
Don't worry. It's being held up by brooms.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Three rooms I have strategically placed together. They fall down occasionally,
but like I for the most part, it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I just duck tap a bunch of beer cans together,
got a tower wall for you, now load bearing, just
don't dent any of those cans.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
And the studio in the for the morning show, it
was geniusly built by an idiot. I have had them
like they had to move my my headphone jack because
it's got like a thing that's plugged that's like screwed
into the table under it, because like one of my
knees would always like my knee would hit it every
single time, and then the other knee hits a leg

(20:12):
of the table. Because they were like, there's three microphone
spots here, where do we need to put the legs.
We should definitely put the legs wherever this guy is sitting,
so nobody can sit without having to lean over and
do this into a microphone all morning. And so I
was like unscrewing it one time I brought I brought
a screwdriver, and our engineer like, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:31):
Oh, it's like always my way. So I was just
gonna it was like, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's a load bearer like that, that's why this is
standing up. I was like, no, it's just gonna shove
it in the back. He's like, you can't, Like it
needs to be here because this is the way that
it's all. I was like, but what if I just.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
We're gonna test that theory, sir?

Speaker 3 (20:48):
What if I just took it down? He's liked, well,
then all of this stuff would fall and break. It's
like what if it didn't?

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Though? Never know? Te you find it? Oh I got.
I got that that was poopooed on. That idea was
poopooed on. I hate being papooed on food.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Papoo It sounds like like you're saying papoos.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
But then just do that at work more. But anytime
someone has an idea, I papoo that. I poo your idea.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I was sorry to my coworker wote today because she
was using obsessed like sarcastically. I was like, just use
it for the stuff that like doesn't matter. Oh, I'm obsessed.
It's like, oh, you guys heard about Roberner. Oh, I'm obsessed,
like obsessed with death. I'm obsessed with that story.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
So they refilled the soap in the bathroom. Yeah, I'm
obsessed with clean hands. That's a good thing to be
obsessed with.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yeah, I just like start throwing, like, just start saying
I'm obsessed like white girls do. But like with everything
that won't get annoying to whoever you live with.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I promise. Can I get the fries on the side. Yeah,
I love that. I'm obsessed fries. I am obsessed.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
And then also like when somebody says that they like
something like just you never told me, like pizza, I'm obsessed.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Oh my god, I'm obsessed. Shocked. Wait wait, you like football? Yeah,
I'm sassed. No way, I also like football. I'm obsesssed
with football. All right, moving on, guys, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Last thing I had was, do you guys think that
people have to have foot fetishes? They're just fucking like
they just get off to mistletoe this time, are.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
Nice? Like, I don't know, they get off to the
idea of it more than they get.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Off it and they's like, there's nothing that happens. I'm
under it. But I'm under this missletong. I'm so hard
right now.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's like, you know that Quentin Tarantino has a missletoe
in the like foyer of his house. But he's also
someone's like, we keep a Japanese household. Please take your
shoes off. Yeah, they walk by it. He just like
drops it sounds like licking their feet. Well, well, well
what do you know. Oh, we get down there with
those puppies. You didn't know that, Robert, he's a fun guy.

(22:53):
Give me them missletoes. Bring him over here. It'tis the seison,
so he says, I just pictured him licking toes, and
it's one of the grossest things I've ever crossed my
mind before. I don't I don't can shame people. I
don't get it, Like, I don't think feet are gross,
Like obviously a gross foot is gross, but I just
I don't think they're attractive. Yeah, Like, I I kind

(23:15):
of wish I did like one more thing to make
me horny. Actually that I don't need anything else to
make me horny. You maxed out, I think, Yeah, I
don't think it would be healthy. For me to have
anything else. Uh, would you guys bring in for preakme segment?
I got a little story for you.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh we're doing this now? Yeah, I know if you
were staying in for not cool.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
No, because I don't really think it counts as not cool.
It's just a weird fucking thing to happen.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
So Pat texted us that on was it Friday?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Uh? Yeah, Friday? And I was at like I.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Was peppering with so many questions like I'm gonna talk
about in the podcast, shut up all right?

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah? Uh So I'm at work and one of the
hosts comes up to me and goes, hey, there's a
package up front that we need a signature for. I
go up there there guy standing there in Amazon vest
holding a package. I was like, oh, that must be
my guy. Look stute observation. Don't have to play where's
Walda on this one? And I walk up and I go, uh, yeah,

(24:13):
you need a signature and he goes, not from you,
bald head, like exactly words that he said to me.
So right away we're off to a weird start. And
I'm just like, uh no, no, I'm a I'm a manager.
I can sign it for you. And he was like no.
The host said she was going to get her. You
don't look like a her, and I was like, we
have more than one. I was a guy. I'm also

(24:33):
a manager. I can sign this package for you. And
then like there's this other guy like standing there too,
and I kind of like he was like kind of
close but not really and I like kind of look
at him and he's just like, oh no, I'm just
waiting for a table. I'm like okay, and we like
move off to the side, and I was like, so,
I'm a manager, I can sign for this package for you.

(24:56):
And he's still just like not really doing anything. And
then right then there's guy sitting at the bar and
one of them tasks me on the show and goes, hey,
by the way, that other guy's filming. And I look
back at the other guy and I noticed he's got
his phone like up against his stomach like sideways, oh gorilla, Yeah,
he's signed a guerrilla style film on me. And I
was just like and right then the guy, the Amazon

(25:17):
delivery driver that's talking to me turns them and goes, hey,
wont you shut the hell up and mind your business?
And I just go all right, get out, get out,
and he's like, oh, what, so you guys are just
gonna be racist and refuse us service and I was like, no,
it's like you're yelling at my customers. Get out. So
these individuals were not white individuals. No, the guy I

(25:40):
was talking to was black. The guy filming was Latino
or something. I don't know, it doesn't matter, but a
lighter shade or a darker shade than me, which isn't
very hard to achieve, he says. At the time ago,
I was like, all right, get out, and he's like
why and I was like, because you're yelling at my customers.
I was like, I'll call Amazon tell somebody else to
deliver it. Around that time, I realized there's not a
big Amazon van right outside the entrance right now, and

(26:03):
this other guys filming. I was like, all right, this
is fuck wed. I was like, guys, get out, and
as he's turning to leave, he turns back to the
guys at the bar and go, I sayd y'all need
to go back to your country. They were white guys.
So this whole thing is just getting weirder and weirder.
I don't understand any comments going on Finally they walk out,
and I just turn around and feel like all the
tables around are kind of looking and I was just

(26:24):
like that was weird, right, And everyone's like, yeah, what
the fuck was all of that shit? And then someone says, yeah,
they had already gone over by like table two, and
we're saying stuff to them too. I was like, there
were a harass. They go screw this and I go outside.
I was like, I'm just gonna get a picture of
their license plate. I'll give it to the police in
the area and just whatever. So I'm going out. They
hadn't got to their car yet, and I grabbed my

(26:44):
phone and like, why are you following us? I was like,
I'm gonna take a picture of your license plate and
give it to the police. You know, they police can't
do shit to us. And I was like, okay, I'm
still going to do it. And I guess somebody had
called the police on them, because right then two cop
cars come just peeling into the parking lot, like oh hi,
I wave them over and the cop gets out. I
was like what. I was like, Yeah, these guys were

(27:05):
just inside like yelling at my customers and like trying
to cause a scene. So women write then come out
of the business next to us, which is like a
Houston Methodist or something, and they're like, yeah, they were
fucking with us too. Cop pulls me off to the
side with them. He's like, let me talk to you guys,
and he's like, yeah, they're YouTuber. He's like, we know
who they are. They're like, so do you want them?
You want to give them a criminal trespass so they

(27:26):
can't come back. I was like yes. I was like,
what scenario would I want these assholes to come back?
And I was like, yeah, I tell them everything that happened.
I go back inside. I was like, I'm in here
if you need me. But like it's literally the middle
of lunch, we're very fucking busy. I was like, I
gotta get back in there. Cops never came back in
and said shit to me, so I'm hoping they got
criminally test tests. But now I spent the last five

(27:47):
days trying to find who the fuck these guys were
because I want to find their channel. So I think
it's gonna be very funny if there's a video out
there of this guy just yelling at me, calling me
a racist.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
But that also doesn't seem like one of the ones
that they would publish, because a lot of these like
prank channels, I feel like they do a bunch of
shit that just doesn't get published because like that didn't
go well, and like when you immediately I just get out.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
It was within like two minutes.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
He was probably trying to bait you by being like
I'm not a racist, No, I'm not a race four
black friends, and like he was trying to get you
to do some shit like that, so then he could
just bait you into more shit and trying to bait
your patrons into like go back to your country and
seeing them get mad and stuff like that's what I
think a lot of people do. And then if you
don't take de bait, it's like that's not really that
exciting a video. Yeah, but if they immediately called you

(28:33):
out for filming, like.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
What do you do? You can edit anything like racist
kicks us out of restaurant. I was like, dude, you're
wearing an Amazon package and it was just stolen valor
much exactly. I mean, I guess if I had been
paying attention, I would have noticed, you know, it was
just a vest. There's no name tag, no van yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
A lot of people don't know that, Like if you're
trying to sneak into events and stuff, like if you
just get a like a yellow vest, A lot of times,
like people don't ask questions if you have.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
A vest, it's amazon ladder too, ladder too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I've heard a bunch of people with the snug in
like baseball stadiums, just like if you're a ladders, they're like,
that guy's got somewhere to be.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Let's let the ladder guy through. All right, everybody move,
But like yeah, then I go back inside and people
like does that happen a lot? I was like, I've
worked here.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
This is actually the day we'll have another show tonight.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
Never one time has this These old ladies like you
handled that so well. It's like I don't even know
what just happened. Like it was like like the cops
saying it before then. And then I guess some other
people at one of the tables were like, yeah, we've
seen their videos before. I was like, you didn't get names.
I was like, it's the lowest form of I guess
you you can't call I guess you call it entertainment.

(29:42):
It's just the YouTube prank. That go around trying to
rage bait people. Yeah, rage baiting is absolutely what it is.
It's just the stupidest shit in the world. But I
want to see it just because. And also, like so,
when we're inside the restaurant, I assume they have to
blur everyone's face. I wonder if they were just like
Wizard of Oz, it changes from black and white and
they unblur my face when I follow them out to
the parking lot. Uh huh. I don't know. I just

(30:05):
I don't know why. I think it would be funny
to have a video online with somebody yelling at me
that I'm a racist, but I think it would probably not.
It would at least be funny for my group chat.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, but the rest of the world might not think
it is this funny.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
I don't care. I mean, also, it's in It'll be
being posted by a rage bait fucking page. I don't
think there's too much to worry about there. But also
I work for a family owned business. They know I'm
not They're not gonna fire me. Wait wait, wait, wait,
hold on, did you find it? Yeah? I mean I've

(30:43):
tried googling Houston troll YouTube, Houston prank YouTube, while it's
just you can't find anything. So apparently these guys aren't
good at what they do. No, Like they just suck
at it enough to where the cops have been called
multiple times on them.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I just thought'd be really funny if we like found
their channel and then it's not like we have people
that we could also send to go.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Do shit O beast racist throws us out of restaurant, Like.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Be a real real shame if we were like, don't
go to their comments and comment dumb shit to them
all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
I did have a like. Ever since then, I've been
thinking about, like if I did find them and had
a day off, if I just followed them all day
long and just ruin it and every time they went
in public, Like God, but these guys are filming the
just ruin their day. That's that would actually be a
YouTube channel. I would watch as somebody that YouTube allows
these dickheads and ruins everything they're trying to ruin. That

(31:33):
would be funny. That'd be so meta, dude.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That would be like, I'm a YouTube channel that covers
other YouTube channels that are trying to ruin people's day,
but I ruin their day instead.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I rage bit rage baders. It's a rageception.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
You should do one of the YouTube ones where you
just try and like like, I don't know why it
was in my taktak algorithm, but it makes me like,
I get what they're doing, but it made me feel
weird because they're doing like to catch a predator thing,
but they're not at all like law enforcement or they're
just guys. It'd be like if you me and Roberre like, hey,
let's catch some predators, and you're okay, I think you're you,

(32:07):
you think you're doing well, but like, now you know
that you guys are posing as like sixteen year old girls.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Right, can't catch fist without bait, that's true, and it's
better that the bait is a grown man, actual twelve
year old girl. Right. And then this guy was trying
to meet up with a with a little.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Boy and they're like yell at like a Kroger parking
lot or something.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I mean, that's how the police do it. The police
pose is children, that's true, but to the police, not
just a random guy. You're an upstanding citizen. Yeah, I
guess so. I mean they also always call the police.
Why hasn't Dad been home?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
For dinner all week Well he's been trying to talk
dirty as a four year old to a bunch of
men on the internet and meet up with.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Them like that.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Okay, it's like I think you I think you are
trying to do good. But I like also then like
what happens like because you can't arrest any.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
But well they call the police.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
No.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
See, Like if you're doing it as part of like
you know, you're a YouTube channel, this is what you do.
Is you catch That's cool? If this was just like
a hobby that you had and you didn't post it
on r Yeah, that would be the weirdest one. Would
it be the most? Would you do? This weekend? Caught
four pedophiles? Oh do you have a YouTube channel? Nope,
just doing it for love of the game. I like
acting like a twelve year old online.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
I just talked dirty as a twelve year old to
somebody that was forty six trying to meet a twelve
year old.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
He said he would buy me wine, coolers and an Xbox,
So I said I would do things. This is getting weird. Yeah,
I don't want to talk about anyone' sorry. What techniques
do you use as a child to talk dirty to
old men.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
Right, Like it's gotta be those conversations, and it's like,
that's a weird conversation that you were having as somebody
trying to catch people that are doing that.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
That said, you need bas for it's a weird thing.
But yeah, So if if anybody knows these guys, because
apparently they have some sort of send it my way,
I would like to see. I don't mean I don't
want to give them a bunch of clicks.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
No, that'd be really funny if we just like trolled
them with got gravy gang to go after him.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I mean that would also be But also then the
more that we go after him, that's given them comments
and clicks and upping their algorithm. True, So I don't
want to hate, but they weren't good. Like the guy
that was secretly filming, it was very obvious that he
was filming. They're like, how old do you think? They were? Twenties? Okay,

(34:28):
in their twenties.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Yeah, Like I remember in high school we were like
we're gonna go order a bunch of food at at
a fast food place and then drive off and nobody's
gonna get it, and it'll be hilarious and like it
just was mean, but we thought it was funny at
the time.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
Like fire in the Hole. I remember that that hole. I
always thought that was stupid.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
I wouldn't never do fire in the Hole. That was
where I was like, I'll order the food and then
drive off.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Like the first was funny, but then after that you're
just like, oh, dude, you're just throwing shit at people
that are working as shitty fast food. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
I remember my friend did it and I was like,
this is gonna be so funny. The second he was
like funny, Oh, I don't want to your friends.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Oh that was mean. That was me. That was really mean.
That guy's just hanging out trying to work and pay bills.
The worst thing I ever did do with a fast
food worker was I was really drunk and I walked
through and then got them yelled at by their manager.
I mean, it's just like, you can't do this. I
was like, all right, well, I'm here and my food's ready.
Can I have it and promise not to come back

(35:26):
the right Yeah. They gave it to me and then
I dropped half of it all the way back to
the dorm m. I lost a lot of good fries.
That day.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
Try to spend a fake twenty at a taco bell
one time. That's a whole story for other time.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Yeah, Robert, what is.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Your would you bring for pre come segment? You get
pranked by anybody this week?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I got today for the admin kenner. I got fuzzy balls.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Yeah, well, well, like I mean, they're not all gonna
be winners. I got those from my dad, Pat. Would
you get who is your advot calendar?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Today? I didn't do it today yet, I'll do it
when I get home. Okay, but uh, yesterday I got
a bye week. That was fun. It just said past
you get the pass.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Yeah, I had stuff for all the day that a ship.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Also. I didn't realize this until yesterday when I was
organizing all of them that were left to advent calendars
only go through Christmas? Or do we get screwed out
of six days? Is it not the whole month? No,
it's to count on to Christmas. Okay, the Christmas that's
sense I had. I've never had an advent some of them.
Some of them end on the twenty fourth. We weren't
an advent calendar family, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
I wasn't either, But then my mom got like my
dog one one time and then she's been she gave
their their like advent books for my daughters, and I
was like, all right, they'd be flaying the fellas one.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Did you I saw that you posted like four days
together yesterday. Did you have like a little anxiety when
you realize, oh shit, I didn't do it the last
couple of days? Yeah? Forgot? Yeah, because I did. There
was one day that I missed and I did too.
I was like, oh no, I can't forget. I got
fun socks from Robert today. Oh nice. I also, uh,
is it like in day like four or five, I
realized that you were doing yours as a thread and

(37:12):
I was like that I should have done that, and
I just keep not doing it now. I was like,
I'm committed to the bit at this point.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
I think the fuzzy balls there were some yellow ones.
I think they were yellow. I'm not sure they might
have been green. But there were also some loose pink
ones in the in the big envelope, Oh did it
fall out?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:31):
And I'm like, okay, so one of these days is
these fuzzy cotton balls. I'm just gonna find out. Let's
let's see when it is, and it's finally today, so.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
They were all out at least. Yeah, that's good. Yeah,
that would have been funny to just have this an
empty one.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean you did also get prank with the expired
Waterburger cards. Did you have that like moment of like, yes, all, yeah,
that's exactly what I had had a lot of time Whataburger. Yes,
And I'm like reading what they were and I just
happened to catch Oh this expired like ten days ago.
Only expired if they don't accept them, or no, they
expired last year or something. The ones I had expired

(38:05):
at the end of September. Hey, at least we're not
the kinds of pieces of shit that go in and
be like, use this like it's expired. You need to
honor it anyway, No, dude, it's expired. To shut up.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
Like I liked those people, though, I respect that they're
going to stick to their GUIDs.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Every once in a while, we'll get somebody coming in
with a gift card and we're like, we can't accept it,
and they're like why. I'm like, well, this gift card
we haven't used in eight years. It's from three operating
systems ago. We don't even have the ability to see
how much is on this. It would break our head
let alone if there's anything. No, if we just went,

(38:42):
it's just nothing would happen. It would be basically like
a like a blank credit card that hasn't put any
information yet on it yet, It's just like nothing would
happen when it swipes. Sometimes those people get really mad too.
I'm like, dude, you've had this for eight years and
never use it. This isn't not this is not our fault.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
So you found it and wanted to treat yourself now,
But that doesn't work that way always. That's yeah, all right, well,
solid pre com segment, everybody, Yeah, solid pre gim segment.
I'm happy that the advant calendar is still like a
talking point. You know, it's always exciting.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Everybody get dude, I get excited for it every like
I think today mine that's coming up. The next envelope,
I believe is a bulky envelope, so I'm very excited
to see what. Don't spoil it. I don't spoil it
the way you did the fucking past yet, asshole. I
didn't tell anybody who was Yeah, you also said it wrong.
You said just pass no, it said this is treated
like a bye week, which I liked. I think that

(39:34):
was a good spin on it.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, this doesn't because I forgot a thing for this day.
It was because to buy the congratulations on the bye
week pressed up.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I needed it. I needed the rest, all right. M
Robert gave me.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
It was a potted plant and it said support your
local pot dealer. It was a coozy. It's a pretty
cool coozy. Those are my top ones.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
There's other stuff. There's something else. I can't remember what
it was. Whatever, Go look at my my Twitter. I
tweeted out every single day at Alex Jimmelson.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Let's get ready to do the Comeback Kids segment, brought
to you by I guess it is a comeback kid.
This week the twelfth annual Passagay Christmas spook Sctacular. It's
going down this Saturday, December twentieth at Cactus Cove thirty
three thirty three West eleventh Street in Houston. So it's
gonna be the twenty twenty five Gravies Awards, and we're

(40:28):
gonna have our Coolest Stick of the Year contest as well.
I mean, I don't know if it's the coolest stick
it'll be the coolest stick of year because we're the
only one that is that is giving out the award.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
I should have I should have saved that one that
someone sent to us too. They didn't know. You have
to it has to be present. Oh, we're not doing it. Okay,
bring the stick with you. Bring a cool stick that
you find.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
We'll bring them up to the table and then we're
gonna pick who has the coolest stick that they brought in.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
And also, if you from the wild, if you bring
a stick, there's a good chance that everyone else we'll
forget to bring a stick. So make sure you bring
a stick. You could win by default. Yeah, if you're
the only person that brings the stick, you do win.
You know, whoever wins best stick, I'll buy you a beer.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Bucketed beer, yeah, yes, but we'll do bucket.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
I'll do a bucket of beer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Yeah, there you go, buggety beer your choice to the
winner of the coolest stick contest.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
And then we'll also buy sidebar. Are you sure they
sell buckets? Yeah? Okay, cool in sidebar.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
And then Gunner has a bunch of drink specials that
he's gonna be running. I was supposed to text him today.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I forgot. It's such a cool name. Yeah, Gunner rocks, Dude,
Gunners like the coolest name you can have. There's never
been an uncool gunner.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
And Gunner looks like a gunner too.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh, that's so awesome. Did he play high school football
in Texas? Because he should have probably have been a quarterback.
It's the best quarterback name out there.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Nine quarterback, but he's uh, he would have been a
solid lineman.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I mean Philip Rivers on Gunner Rivers. That's the most
quarterback of all time. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
But Gunter's in charge of Cactus Cove and he's been
helping us set everything up. We're gonna have David Obert engineering,
We're gonna have Robert wearing all the hats. He's gonna
be doing video, he's gonna be doing audio. He's gonna
be doing photography and all that stuff. It's gonna be
a lot of fun. The A and M game is
going to be on at eleven. I believe we're gonna

(42:23):
go on at one SOT about halftime of the A
and M game. Then we get the sound and everything.
We're gonna go about an hour hour and a half.
We're gonna do the Gravies Awards. We're gonna do the
Coolest stick contest for do the Christmas Movie Bracket. We'll
do some live answers, we'll get out of there, we'll
hang out with you guys. It's gonna be a fun
time this Saturday, December twentieth, Cactus Cove, thirty through thirty
three West eleventh Street. Please please please come on out,

(42:47):
bring you some friends, Throw on your Christmas stuff. If
you got your past the Gravy gear, wear that as well.
We're gonna have a really fun time. I'm really looking
forward to it. If you did not listen to last
week's episode where we gave our Gravies nominees, go back
and listen to last week episode. Just skip towards that
and find the nominations. Because if you're a Gravy nominee,
we'd love you to be there to accept your award.
If not, have a backup plan, have somebody it's gonna

(43:09):
get it, because we cannot guarantee that you will get
your awards if you are not present.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
That's fair. Yeah, they usually just get claimed by somebody else.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Somebody else will take them, and then it is your
responsibility to find out who took him.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
So keep that in mind. Keep that in mind.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
But the twenty twenty five Gravys the twelfth annual Pazy
Gravy Christas Spooktacular this Saturday, December twentieth the Cactus Cove,
thirty three to thirty three West eleventh Street in Houston.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
We will see you there.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback Kid of the Week.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Injuries are our first comeback kid.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
This week.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
We had some big injuries this weekend.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I don't even like sports anymore. And I've been telling
you sometimes they're stupid. I'm telling you it just so
obviously Mahomes got injured. But the big news that really
affects me, which makes it that, is Micah Parsons went down.
Which it sucks when your team goes all in on
a season trying to win a Super Bowl and they

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get their big free agent and they give up a
lot of money for him, and then they blow out
their knee. He just bounce back. And then also your
guy who's become your number one wide receiver who's been
doing really well with a history of injuries, has been
pretty healthy this year. And then and during that same game,
he goes down and gets injured. And then also on
the same play that your stud defensive lineman who's your

(44:38):
new franchise player is supposed to take you to a
super Bowl be a monster, on the same play that
he gets injured, you also lose your safety to injury.
Zavier uh No, the other one my brother Evan Williams.
The liquor. No, not Evan Williams. Something Williams. Sorry, it's
been a tough few days. I've been drinking a lot

(44:58):
to get through this. Maybe he's been drinking And yeah,
he said. There was a funny quote that came out
from him, though he didn't realize Micah Parsons had been
injured on the same play as him, until only one
trainer came over to him and he was like, and
he's like, what's going on? And then he looks over
so he's like twelve trainers around Mica Parks and he
was like, you know what, I get it. Though, that

(45:19):
is a valid response, so at least there was something
to laugh about during it. But yeah, all of that stuff.
At least Watson, they're saying he might be able to
come back this week. It looked like he might have.
He landed on his shoulder, and a lot of people
instantly when that happens you think, oh fuck, probably broken collarbone.
I actually was thinking separated shoulder, just because the way
he was moving on the ground. When you break your collar, broone,

(45:39):
you tend to not move. Yeah, and he was rolling
a little bit. So but like God, we need him
so bad because as soon as he went out of
the game, our offense just fell in the mud. We
didn't have the ability to go deep anymore. But yeah,
I am very depressed now, and I haven't given up
hope because I still think the Packers are a good
enough team and once you make get in the playoffs,
crazy shit can happen. That your team could just get

(46:01):
hot and go on a run. Yeah, but not. And
in the week before we lost our stud defensive tackle.
So now we're down two defensive linemen and a safety.
My hopes have And now we got the Bears this week,
which I want to fucking kill them in their own
place to and retake the division. And they can still
do it. We can, We definitely can still do the Bears.

(46:23):
I also, I had a revelation that made me feel
a little bit better this week because there's a I
hate on kialabooms lot and really only like thirty to
forty percent of it as just being a hater because
I hate the Bears. I think his ceiling is Dak
Prescott because he'll make amazing throats. He'll he'll like be
falling sideways, throw a laser to the side of the
end zone for a catch, he'll drop it in a

(46:45):
bucket forty yards downfield, and then he'll miss a wide
open slant like he just doesn't have that when you
need it, clutch all the time.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Gene, He's not exactly like would you like maybe a
Jackson Dart.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
No, No, he's too much of a puss. All game along,
he was running away from the Packers defensive lineman. Jackson
Dart would have tried to run through it.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Would have found the defender, where are you, I'm running
into you.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
Jackson Dart would have just been like, I'm gonna run
you over. Cam's like, no, get away from me.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
A little bitch, Okay, that's fair. Yeah, you know, I was.
I was watching this thing. You know, I'm a big
foot guy, not like in defeat, but like the like
the how.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
You walk, how you walk and like how you start
to think you're a lot like that.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
But I follow this account the go to method where
it's like you walk with your inside of your foot,
your front foot forward and everything like that. Micah Parsons
Patrick Mahomes both bad good or they walk and they
load their heel a lot, and if you look at
all of their videos, they're always lifting with their heels
like as they're as with grounds them. The most you're
supposed to be leaning forward, be on the balls of

(47:46):
your feet and kind of tilted in you walk. You're
supposed to kind of bet like more of a like
a pigeon toey angled instead of out. And they both
don't do that. And they were like eventually that strains
on your achilles, on your calves and all that stuff,
and that that's a big reason that there's a lot
of these no contact injuries. I've gone down this whole
wormhole over the last year watch of stuff like that.

(48:07):
Jamis Winston redid all of his like the way he
walks and stuff like that was one of the weird
workouts he did, and like he does the good method.
But if you look at Jameis Winsdon to a squat
like it's the most perfect form ever because he loads
everything on the balls of his feet, doesn't lean back
like that when he's doing it. It was pretty crazy, though.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
I don't know. Michael Parsons is kind of one of
the greatest athletes I've ever seen in my entire life.
I think he might just those kind of guys just
move different.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
No, I mean, if you're you can be an a
leite athlete and still not do that, like walk straight
like that, but that it makes you more susceptible, Like
Odell Beckham Junior didn't walk straight. If you look at
Tom Brady and Michael Jordan and Mike Tyson are like the.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
Ones, they always show that those are like the best
at doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
And it's like every time you watch Tom Brady walk,
he walks like his foot is facing straight no matter
what he's doing, he's just perfect. Well, But Michael Jordan
was the same way. Mike Tyson is the same way.
Like when you twist, you're like when you're going back
to pass and stuff and you're flipping aroun like your
heels never like inside when it's supposed to be outside,
Like it's a whole thing.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
It was.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
He was a former Iowa quarterback Ricky Stanzy is the
guy that like came up with the method.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
What a name pole? Right, Well, he's the guy that
like coaches all the way. He's the one that came
up with this an Iowa quarterback. Yeah, okay, you just
lost all No, he like learned about all this stuff.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
He was like, that's why I was getting these injuries
because I wasn't correcting the way that I walked in
all of this and like I've been in this whole
wormhole of like oh shit, Like that's crazy, and like
now I can't watch people like running like in a
play now, mostly because my team's been out of it
for a while now. But you're like, all right, like
abdual car perfect, go to method, perfect, go to method.
Jackson dart Iffy scares me a little bit. Scares me

(49:42):
a little bit, but like y'all let it, y'all let
the you can't you can't put the stallion in the
bar and you let the stallion run. That's how it is.
With all that the elite guys, you just gotta be like,
oh you more susceptible older injury that way. Dak Prescott
terrible go to method.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Yeah, One of the things that made me sad too
after Parsons went down, is it hit me because you know,
there was the stat earlier this year that, uh what
was it? Garrett was the first player ever with seven
consecutive years of twelve or more sacks, and Michah Parsons
head over twelve this year, so it was like five
consecutive for him. I was like, oh, great, now he's
gonna miss most of next year. He won't be able
to do it unless he can get twelve sacks in

(50:14):
like six games. What if he just did that? What
if he did it? Though, he could just do that,
but it's hard, you know. And also, guys are never that.
Guys are never right, Like even when you come back
next year, it takes an extra year, unless you're Adrian Peterson,
who just had the most freak yer ever after his ACO.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
That's what broke everybody's brain where he did that one
year and we're like, well, why can't you come back
like Adrian Peterson? So well, he was one of the
greatest running backs of his time, so get most people.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Don't do that. He was a freak. Yeah. And then
of course, as soon as Micah goes down, I got
a text from one of my friends. I was like, oh,
bad trade for the Packers. So then I did get
a little revenge. Though later on in the day, quinnin
Williams went down for the Cowboys, so I was like,
bad trade for the Cowboys, fuck you. Good trade for
the cowboy Packers. Now, good trade for the Packers. Now
at least we're gonna be in the playoff. Bitch.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Yeah, I would say that it was a better trade
for the packers, better trade of the package for sure.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, because he also got away from Jerry Jones, who's
bad guy. Bad guy treats his stars like shit. He does, Yeah,
just cast him off. So now I'm just damnit. I
just opened my phone and look who's staring back at me,
like at Parsons. I don't even feel bad about that.
I'm a thirty five year old man with another man
as my phone backscreen.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
I don't even care you've got kids or a pet.
That makes it's fine.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Even if I had kids, I'm pretty sure a Packer
player would be the back on my phone.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Also, back is shopping shoppings back because lots of people
are shopping right now. I had to go to the
gallery of mall here in Houston to do. It's something
for I speak for a certain restaurant that I had
to go to and try some of their product, and
it was the worst thing out. Not the place that
I went, but just having to get into the mall

(51:55):
was the worst. Hey, Christmas is like right around the corner,
there's a lot of people here. What if we do
construction in the parking garage?

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Oh, that's moved that back everybody up. Yeah, absolutely, it
will make it impossible really to get in and out.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
Well, why would we do it? Oh just because we're
gonna do it. We're just gonna fucking do it now. Okay,
That's how it was. Gallery was wild.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Yeah. I realized that, like, you know, my family, we
don't really buy each other anything anymore, but every year
I'll still get like my mom a bottle of whiskey,
and I'm like, fuck, I should get something for Dad.
I never know what to get for him. Luckily, someone
today dropped off a very nice bottle of wine for
my GM. Him and his wife don't drink though, so
he's like, dude, if you want it, you can just
give it to your parents. I was like, boom, God,

(52:38):
Dad's right there done. That's pretty sick because when I
get the whiskey, my brother ends up drinking half of it. Anyway,
you gotta like red wine. My brother's not gonna fuck
with that. That's fair.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
Yeah, I like I wanted just being like the booze
gifts like here, just like you don't even have to
get me anything. But like it stressed me out this
year not having to get my family stuff. It's kind
of cool. My wife and I were like, all right,
tell you what you want. I will order that and
you will get it.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
I just love it. We got her like, no no presence,
nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
My wife wanted a record player, so I got her
record player and some stuff to go with it. And
then like it came the other day, here you got
me Christmas. I should get like.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
A bunny or something for my niece. I was thinking
about the other day. I'm gonna show up at my
my my s sister. You didn't buy her a present.
She's not even fucking six months old. She doesn't know.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Yeah, tell her I got her a horse. I'll get
her to next year.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
No? Yeah, until like they're like three, they don't have
memory and anything. I don't really have any memories, and
they're like therefore.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
And if she's anything like the rest of our family,
she's gonna drink so much she won't remember even the
early years. So it's fine. I'll get her a first
present at twelve. She won't know the difference here.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Go shopping is back, though, a lot of people doing it.
Don't wait so long, guys, don't wait, look, wait, don't
wait all that long.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
That Beth and Beyond is open on Christmas Eve though,
for those of you that like to wait, I did that,
like six years of it. That's the worst thing to do, though.
Just me and my brother would go to Beth Beththon
at like eight pm, like either Christmas Eve or the
or the day before Christmas.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Everything's got picked through.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
Dude, No bed Bathroom Beyond never runs out of towels
and they're soft and fluffy. Always towels. Again, here's another
throw blanket. Mom, you're gonna love this.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
John Cena is our other comeback kid. He's done, he's retired,
he's retired. Nobody retires in wrestling.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
Also, how are you gonna have him tap his retirement
match so that his whole shick has always been I'd
never tap, never give up, But that's exactly what you did.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
I didn't watch it, but I saw the clips of
it and it was helicrny. Yeah, he like turns around
and does the like.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Just face every individual section circle.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Yeah, he's like circling like it was like a glitchy
video game character that just keeps freeing.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Like I don't know, he's paying his respects to the
face panis.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
Respects to the fans, but like it's like we knew
that you were good, Like you need to tell that everybody,
thank you you did.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
You're not a serviceman. What what what When he first
started and he was his whole rap stick? What was
it was like money, hustle, respect or something like that. Respect.
He's all about respect, man, and not being seen. He's invisible. Yeah,
that would have been really funny if he just went
like in if he just phased it into invisibility.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Yeah, they just had smoke come down. But I don't
understand why you make him lose. I saw somebody say that,
like that's a tradition that you have guys lose on
their last match.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Didn't Undertaker finally lose in the final WrestleMania that he
was that his last one, I think, and that was
always his thing. He's undefeated. I guess that's just what
they do now. I don't want to see that. I
guess it's kind of a passing of the torch. Remember
uh Rick Flair lost and saw my pick him in
the face, gave him some sweet chin music. I'm sorry,

(56:04):
I love you. That's such a clip. I still get
chills singing. I just got chills. So much respect in
that clip.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Okay, maybe that was my only other time I really
realized that they lost on the last match, but.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
You should do that. Let him go out on the top.
Wasn't he a bad guy now? For a bit? But
then I actually I was gonna say, I don't think
he was. I honestly have no idea. I don't know
if he went back to Babyface.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
And I was talking wrestling with Pasty Baby. It's a
wrestling segment. Rob, What were your thoughts on John Seena's retirement.
You know you're a huge John Cena fan.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
You shouldn't have tapped. Should we add him to nominee?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
We were, you know we were gonna add him to
nominees there for athlete of the Year.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
But we don't have people who have people that tap well,
we don't. We Also, it's not former Athlete of the Year.
That's true. Goodball, yeah, goodall, which would be a banger
segment for next year Former Athlete of the Year. Guys
that used to be athletes and now they just look back,
like Maurice shown Drew. He's definitely on there. He's so
fat now. I love it every time. No, he's an

(57:05):
athlete right now. He came out of retirement.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
He might he won't be next year, so you don't
know that.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Maybe he still. He just gets a new contract.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
He's yeah, yeah, gosh, darn, I'm dan god Hick.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Getting that phone call must have been so sweet and
he's like, oh, I'm gonna get five more years of
insurance out of this. I didn't know that that was.
It's pretty crazy. NFL insurance is probably really good. Oh yeah,
like no, they said his the whole thing was he's
a grandfather because his oldest daughter just had a kid
and it was still in it. The birth was covered

(57:41):
by his insurance. That it's so awesome. What else we
got for gun Bay kid? Last one? Just being a man?
Uh I put something together yesterday. Nice. Yeah, I needed to.
I was tired of using a TV tray as like
my miscellaneous just throw shit on it table next to

(58:03):
me for us, said on the couch. So I bought
one of those cool ones that's got like the plugs
in it and everything. So like I've got that now
put it all by the way. I'm a double man
because right first thing it says on there you need
two people. Did it by myself, all by myself. Didn't
need a second person. Yeah, hell yeah, it was awesome

(58:23):
they had they. I was actually very happy I stole
a I say stall. I grabbed alan rench.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
From work because I was like, I got work to do, I'll.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Probably need one in For whatever reason, they won't put
it in there the shop. They even shout out to
this company I don't know the name of it. It
was somewhere Amazon one. But everything I needed was included.
Had an extra screw of everything.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
In this company I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
And a screwdriver. Everything I needed was included. That never happens.
I bet if I had got it from my bi uh,
they would have fucking forgot some ship. Oh.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Also, here's a toothpick you can use that to screw
what how.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
It's gonna be. It's gonna be a real bitch. You're
gonna hate it very nice. Now I've got the whole setup.
I've got Now, I don't just have my charger randomly
on the chair next to me. It's got its own table.
Living like an adult. Ah, dude, I'm grown up so fast.
Pretty soon I might even finish unpacking that It's not
get crazy. I was like, as I was putting that together,

(59:21):
I was like, there's a whole like nine boxes of shit.
Just no, that's just behind the couch, on the side
in front of the couch. I step over boxes that
I haven't done anything with. I've been in there, what
six months now, yeah, five months something like that, long
enough to move those boxes at least. I mean, I
should just throw it all out. I'm never going to

(59:42):
use anything in these boxes.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
That's what I did when I moved the last time,
where I just had a closet that had a bunch
of boxes, and it was like every now and then,
oh crap, I need a notepad, and I'd go and
I'd have to go through all six of the boxes.
And then when I moved, I was like I could
just consolidate what I use into one of these boxes,
and I got rid of five of the six boxes, Like, well,
I'm glad that those took up a closet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
For a whole year, I had thought about it. I
was like, go Saturday. You know, there's only the Army
Navy game that ended up was there was a secondad
the perfect But I was like, I don't have wall
to wall football. I can get some stuff done around
the apartment. I woke up on Saturday, sat down, started
playing videos, drinking, and did not damn thing. And by
woke up, I mean I got out of bed one

(01:00:26):
so just enough time to like make a coffee, use
the bathroom, and get ready for the Army Navy game
at two. That's pretty good. It's good life, all right.

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I think these are all from all of our not
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is not cool is a foul smell has come up
in my truck and I cannot find the source.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
You know, you gotta do. It's some baking soda.

Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
Yeah, just put it in the truck, just like with
the fridge.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Yeah. I mean, it's usually not too hard for me
to find because it's like, oh fuck, there's still some
ginger from like like it fell out of the sushi
packet that I was eating on the way home from
the store the other day. I mean, it's not underneath.

Speaker 3 (01:03:38):
You can't find out if you mean, I don't think
he's not looking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Did you check your engine? Could be like a dead
rat or something fell in there. Somewhere. I've heard such
stories that'd be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
But that does suck. Having an unknown smell like this
is probably not good.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah, because then you get to do a thing. You
either have to go crazy trying to find it or
just go fuck it. I'm gonna become noseblind to this. Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
But you don't want to be give a noseblan because
then nobody else wants to ride with.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
You ever, Or then you just don't realize you smell
bad because you're used to smelling bad things. It's a
whole the box of problems.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
You can over the slippery slope teas and pece. It's
a sad not cool.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
Maybe like take your car to get detailed and maybe
they'll find it good call yeah and one of the
places that does.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
And then they're like, hey man, you have a fucking
raccoon in the engine. Well I explained that, get it out.
Could you here use a card? Get it out?

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
I'm paying you, please please get out? Yeah, just make
sure you bring extra cash to tip them more on
top if they find it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Uh. Next that calls from Melissa Hyde at mel Hide
myself on X and her not cool is thieves. Someone
busted the window out on my husband's truck and stole
his laptop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I hope that didn't happen when he came to my
restaurant the other day. You saw, I did my little
not cool for me. We were busy and I didn't
really have time to say more than just high real quick.
But that was that was a good surprise for me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Look look at that they smashed out the fucking window.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
That sucks. Okay, I can see the background. It is
not at my restaurant. Also, I feel like I would
have heard about it if it was Oh yeah, you
probably would have. Yeah, were to come back in. But
that just sucks, man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
And it's like when they smash your winter then like
you gotta get that fixed too, And if you have
a tinted anything, then you gotta get that fixed. And
it's the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I'm gonna add that to my list of crimes that
should be able to be solved with capital punishment because
you're just a dick fuck. Yeah, we don't need your anymore,
fucking dickhead.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
And with so many laptops now, like there's passwords you
got to get to get back into it. So it's
like you're locked out of it regardless unless you flip
it and just somebody doesn't look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
There is the side. There is a deterrent you can
use for that. It's what I use. If you just
keep your vehicle a fucking pig sty, people won't break
into it because they're like, dude, we don't we don't
even know. It's like and it's not like there's like
food and shit left in mind, But across my windshield,
I've got like three different hats and beanies and like

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a little Jesus statue, and then like on the seat
there's usually like an apron and a couple bottles of water,
and there's like random golf balls, like the Jesus statue there.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
He's like, no, he wants to rob for the Lord
that too.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Actually, I think that one's covered up by one of
the hats right now. I noticed that today, like the
hat slid, So it's like Jesus is in a little
cave right there. I should get a rock to put
in front of it. Yeah, and then move it three days.
Every three days, you know, Oh, that's a good idea.
We're like, yeah, if your car just looks kind of
trashed inside, most of time, I feel like people don't
fuck with it. But then also you have a messy
car and some people don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Another way to keep your car from getting broken into
is just invest in a cargat. You guys know what
does are No, it's an alligator you put in your car,
and then people like, if they break in your car,
then the allegator gets them, and nobody really wants to
fuck with an alligator.

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
That's very true, you know who. Just just hope it's
not an Australia in the breaks. Oh if it's an Austin,
oh crikey, take him down. It is easy. He still
being light work. I was taking down crocs when I
was six years old in American I don't know what
the fuck that accent turned on. I was gonna say, well, Robert,
we made it all right, brody shit, it's a perfect

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Australian accent. This just because we were doing the accents.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
I don't uh the have you seen the sleep demon
memes where it's like your sleep demon is this? I
saw what it is like. Your sleep demon is a
British guy, is.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
Like, oh, having a bit a bit of a difficult
time going to sleep, isn't it. Oh well, yeah, let
this bloke over here, boys, oh lads, come of it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
It was just like every British thing ever. It was
like you're having a barney. I don't even know what that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
Means, but he had the holmes. I thought it was
so funny. And then I said, my wife stuff, She said,
what do you say me this?

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Because they have to God, those are so good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
If I see things, I had to show you things.
And then if you don't think they're funny, that I
make fun of you for not thinking they're funny.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
So laugh. You're such a girl. You you wouldn't get it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:10):
You just wouldn't get it, all right, But yeah, cargaters,
just get a gator, put it in your car. Rocks
keeps all the bad guys out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
Might fuck up your into your hair a little bit,
but bless you, it's a price you pay for safety.
Bless you, thank you, thank you. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:08:27):
I felt that snee's coming for like ten minutes. All right,
Moving on our next not cool. Sorry about that, Michael
and Mel. That fucking sucks. That's that's a really terrible
not cool. Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix has our
next not cool, and she says you're not cool is
having a full drum line performance and party going on

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late at night at the place across from my house.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Yeah, God, Sometimes, like I get you, you just gotta
lean into it. Sometimes back fuck it. Grab a beer
out of the fridge, walk over. Let's party. Like tomorrow
is gonna suck one way or the other. I might
as well have a good time tonight. Grab a drum,
start drumming. You gotta you bring another instrument. You got
a banjo, spanging a trash can. Here's what you do.

(01:09:15):
You invest in some bagpipes and you learn to play
the bagpipes, or.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Don't because that will drive people away more. But that
don't know how to play them. If they're playing, oh yeah,
do that bad bagpipes?

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Well, I think you have to have a basic understanding
to understand how to even get them to work. Figure
it out. I don't think so you figure out, you
can figure it out bagpipes. If you don't know how
they work, it's air. But they start being loud, you
bagpipe back at them. The perfect bagpipe? Was it?

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Bagpipes like doing like the mouth? Bagpipes? Not very easy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
I mean I just did it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
No, shut up? Okay, probably, dude, you give us your
best bagpipe.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
I don't even know. I don't even think bagpipes sound good. Ever,
what would you say they sound like yet? Okay, now
you're attacking my culture. I always saying like they're just
like an annoying like that kind of like, yeah, no,
there's nothing worse than bad bad bagpipes. Good bagpipes awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
That's why you would want to be the bad bagpipe
because then everybody wants to leave bad bagpipes.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Have you ever seen a video, like look it up
on YouTube of somebody playing thunderstruck on the bagpipes so rocks.
It's like a flute and a gas giant combined into
one instrument.

Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
M hmm, but that sucks. Actually, that fucking sucks. Who
wants to go first for hour?

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
Not cools? I will, who's got a quick one? So
last last Friday, I end up having I opened, so
I was at work at nine, ended up not being
able to leave work until like nine thirty at night.
Just perfect storm of like people having to leave to
deal with personal shit and then us being super busy
so like we needed two managers on at night. I

(01:11:03):
had to stay there all day I'm tired of shit.
Had to go buy HB still afterwards to get grocery
because I had no food in my fridge at that point.
It was really bare, like not even baking soda to nibblon.
It was terrible. Uh. And then I get all the
way home just to there's only one gate entrance to
my apartments, and I couldn't even pull into the entrance
because there's four cars backed up. So I'm just in

(01:11:25):
the street, kind of in the way, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Five minutes go by. I'm about to get out of
my car and go like up to the front and
just buzz whoever's in the front end, because like I'm
guessing it was a front one and something. You know,
this security guard has to like verify. They just won't
let everyone in. By the time I'm about to do that,
finally the gate opens. I don't know if somebody else
got out of their car and did it. I pulled through.

(01:11:47):
Security guard was like twenty feet inside the gate the
whole entire time, helping someone jump their car. I'm like,
I get it. You're being a nice guy. Your job
is to be at that fucking gate. I've been working
all God, I just want to get home. I kind
of had to poop, and I'm just sitting there stuck
because you you up there, that is that is the worst,
Like just when you're stuck there. I'm a home, I'm

(01:12:08):
a home. Let me in. And like I wasn't really
mad at the guy. I'm like he's fucking helping.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Right, but it's just like I'm mad that my time
is being wasted.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
And there's no way. Once the cars back up or
like pile up right there, there's no way to like
get around them and get in or like have them
reverse out. It's like once everyone suck unless everybody reverses
out into the street, which you can't really do because
there's always cars on the street, and then you're just
blindly backing into traffic. It was just it was a
perfect storm of suckiness.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Mine, my my complex is kind of that way too,
where you have to check in at the guard gate
unless you have a sticker. If you're a sticker, you
get in the far lane and.

Speaker 1 (01:12:43):
You can at least you have the two links get around.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
But if it backs up like that, then like everybody
is waiting to get in the guard checks You're like
five cars.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I just want to go I should have to wear
his line.

Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Where is this then if you try and go around
and go out there in the exiting like, hey.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
I live here, it's fine. No, it's not fine. You
need to get faster at your job though.

Speaker 3 (01:13:07):
I just I just want you to check and make
sure it's safe. But like, do it faster, like you're
not TSA. I think will be okay, keep it moving along?
Is there for a reason?

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Yeah, but yeah yeah, so like you don't even want
to get mad at it, but if you want to,
but you're like, I'm just being a little bitch.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
Saw not cool though, thank you Bobby, what you got? Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
This past week, I've had several meals, like for children,
and they have not gone well.

Speaker 3 (01:13:33):
For me, Like you bought children's meals or no, like
I just had like for a child.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
I just had Like so I had boxed macaroni for
the first time in like over a decade. What's wrong
with that?

Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
It just came with like a meal kit that I
I used. It was just thrown in there and something
final I'll use it more waste the powdered cheese whatever
did not agree with my stomach for like two days,
I was like bubble guts and having having to pool
a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
It was just uncomfortable. Yeah, that sucks. Also, I believe
it's actually called cheese sauce. They legally can't call it cheese. Well,
it wasn't even cheese. It was like powder, cheese powder.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I it is good, but it's terrible for you probably. Yeah,
I felt it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
And I also got cereal, which I haven't had, like
in several months. I just like had a hankering for cereal.
I got cocoa pebbles, Coca pebbles. I had that maybe Friday,
I think, and one of the little pieces just got
stuck in my throat just would not go down. For
like two days. I just felt it there, no matter

(01:14:45):
if I tried to like drink water or anything else,
it was just stuck there.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
I could feel it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:50):
It got to the point where I'm like, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Get like a Q tip and try to fish it out.
That just made me get just a thought of anything.
I've got a very bad gag reflex, and I couldn't.
I was I had it like I was starting a
gag too. I couldn't. And so like, yeah, for like
two days, I just felt this little piece of cereals
in my throat that just got stuck. Just drinking gallons

(01:15:14):
of water like this will get it down, damn it.
I would have been like, God, I gotta get some
oatmeal or something that's thicker that will. Yeah, Honestly, my
thing is I probably would have just eaten like seven
more bowls of cereal, hoping that the cereals would just
lodge the cereal. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
I mean I had like several meals like in the
two days, but still just wouldn't go down. Finally, I
think it just like ended up dissolving.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Just don't notice it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Yeah, and that was just gone. But yeah, it's been
a food wise has been. It's been a tough way
for me. Sounds like it, dude. That yeah, man, I'm sorry.
That fucking sucks. Bro, that fucking sucks. Okay, mine is
not so much me, but it affects me. And I

(01:15:57):
would like to preface this saying I love my wife
very much. Amazing, she's perfect, she's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
I'm not cool as fucking women, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:16:04):
I wouldn't trade my wife for the world. She's fantastic.
She's a mother of two under the age of two.
She's doing a lot of a lot of things in
her life going on right now. She did want to
do Christmas cards this year. I was like, yeah, that's fine.
We went, we got sort of dressed up, but dressed up,
and we put on like Christmas colors and then stood
outside and took a picture, picked the best one, and

(01:16:26):
then she went to a website where you could upload
all of the contacts that you wanted to send it to.
So it's basically anybody that was at our wedding, plus
like five people. And then we cut out a lot
of people, I guess. But then we were like, we're
basically using like our our wedding thing. And there's like
if we had your address, that was who got sent stuff.
Other than that, if we don't know your address, you're

(01:16:47):
not getting it. And so she was like, oh, let's
be really cool. I was like, let's just let's not
do like the long thing where you like and so
and so did this this year and so and so
this year was like, just make Merry Christmas. The middletons
and so she found a very simple one, put up
extra on it, hit send and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
He was ready to go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
And then Sunday her parents facetimed us and I was like, oh,
theyll probably trying and talk to the kids or whatever.
And they were like, oh, hey, what's going on, Tim
and Samantha and I was like, what are you guys
doing what? And they showed us there have you seen
your Christmas cards? Were like, well, yeah, we sent them

(01:17:25):
out what And then look at the name on him
and they held up the name and it said Merry
Christmas from Tim, Samantha and William Lynn and that is
our Christmas card to sixty seven people said the wrong name.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
And so I got to figure out where my mailbox
is because I just realized I've never looked for mine,
but I definitely got sent one to and I don't
know get sent one. Yeah, I don't one. I got
to go to buy the front office and be like, hey,
how do I get my mail? I've been here for
five months. That's never once occurred to me. But she
was very, very embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
It was funny though, because the mishap of putting the
and it wasn't like she put those names on there,
it was just the template, and so that was the
generic name that they had put on there.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
She had just replaced the picture. You forgot to do
that with the name.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
What was more knuck cool is that then we had
sixty seven different people will have to reach out to say, hey,
you know your name is wrong on the Christmas card, right,
It's like oh yeah, no, no, no, no, you're really the
fourteenth person to tell me. They're just trying to help out.
So it wasn't anything like that. But then then I
turned it into a spin zone and I was like, well,
normally a Christmas card is like, Merry Christmas from Pat

(01:18:41):
and then.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
You just toss that bad boy. You don't think about
it again.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I was like, now they're like, wait the lens, that's
that's Alex Snema, that's not I was like, so now
we're a conversation starter and then they reach out to us.
So now we're having a conversation with the people that
we sent all the cards to instead of just being like, oh,
all right, well I still I've tossed that bad boy.
You're like, hey, you know, uh, you're shit's wrong, right,
So now you're having to have a comment, You're reaching out.

(01:19:04):
I'm talking to people maybe I haven't talked to in
a couple of years, So it was maybe a good thing,
but really my wife was just really really embarrassed about it,
and I felt really bad for her. But now I
told her we can't ever have our names on the
Christmas cards, Like I want to do Christmas cards every
year when I got balls to the wall and I
think next year, I would like us to be Mark,

(01:19:25):
Shaniah Will and Bruce Twain love it, and then we're
gonna go with the Twains. I love it, and then
just just change it every year.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Yeah, were these people. She texted me like two weeks
ago asking for my address. Okay, you haven't one? Yeah. Yeah.
So she's like, so we can send it out to you.
We're doing Christmas cards. I was like, yeah, I sent
her my address and she goes, uh, she text me
back knows and what's the zip code? And I wanted
to be like yours. I was like. I was like,

(01:19:55):
she's got two young children, she's very tired mom. But
I wanted to be like, I live five hundred feet
from you, but I just said the zip code. I
was like, you know what, props to me for not
being a dick to a tired mom. Yeah. She was
so excited too.

Speaker 3 (01:20:10):
She's like, we're doing her first Christmas cards, this is
gonna be great, and like then she was so embarrassed
for a good day and it was just like no,
this is funny, Like this is a funnier story than
it is an embarrassing story.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Like that's hilarious. It's probably the best story anybody's ever
gotten from a Christmas card.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
People are going to remember our Christmas card this year
more than anyone else's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
Like, I guarantee you next year when you send them out.
If I was their fucking card, I don't know, they
would probably throw out your new one and keep this
one on their fridge for years.

Speaker 3 (01:20:39):
That's what we gotta stay with. The fake names. Also,
my my alias and is now just gonna be Tim Lynn.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
I'll go a Lynn ooh new name even good on
next door.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
With oh yeah because camp crowdad raised some flags.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
Tim Lynn eight four or five o at gmail dot com.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Just create Alex Middleton is not like he doesn't care
about the neighborhood going on, Tim Land.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
That guy is a fucking He's in the neighborhood Watch.
That guy is in the neighborhood Watch.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
He's plugged in to what's going on in society, all right,
Alex Middleton may post silly pictures of raccoons smoking cigarettes,
saying that his neighbor's giving raccoon cigarettes, or that that
he went to a subway and got an Italian substitute
teacher instead of sand Ridge, and that may get Alex

(01:21:33):
Middleton kicked off aka Caleb Crawdad. But Tim Land, that
guy's serious. That guy means business. You and I should actually,
since you live by, we should just get on next
door and then we could be the people that just
take over next door because there's always like three or
four people that yeah, or just stir the pot.

Speaker 1 (01:21:52):
Did you guys hear this going on? Then I jumped
in there. Actually I was there, and the poster was
actually the one being aggressive. Shut your son up, all right,
you're the song is a public NUIs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Since playing his damn bagpipes in the park make him stop,
Just do a bunch of photoshops of like a like
a four year old walking around with bagpipes. This is
his I am Timlin community activist. I'd like to shut
this down.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
Just just post the squished down picture of Keanu be like,
this kid's been a menace all week.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
My friend, uh, the godfather of the podcast. Curtis Chaffin
and I have been doing a bit on TikTok where
people go live, but it's people that we don't go
on like the main live videos where it's like you
have thousands of people watching you. It's people that have
like three people watching them, So then we turn it
into five. We'll send the link to one another. But
here's a good one. It's just some lady like putting

(01:22:50):
her makeup on, just shooting the ship, trying to get
people to talk to her. And then we'll be like,
what's you fair dinosaur? That's that's always like the what's
what's the best dinosaur? Is always like to go to
question and then they answer it, and then whatever they
answer is wrong, and one of us takes decide that
it was wrong, and the other one fights about how
whatever dinosaur was they said was the best dinosaur, and

(01:23:10):
then we just take over the comments section and it's
like three people in this in the comments. Usually then
it's just two people at a certain point because no
one else wants to watch it, like I don't know
what you guys are passing podcast? And and what do
you what are you doing? Why are you guys? Do
you know each other and then we just leave next time.
But that's a fun little bit. If you want to

(01:23:30):
take over TikTok lives and stuff, it helps to the algorithm.
So maybe I gotta start just going on, like, hey,
we just we'll just put this on on TikTok. Should
we just go TikTok live right now, see if we
can see what happens. We could we could just point
it up at the ceiling, point up to the ceiling
and they're like, what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
A right? But yeah, my knuck.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
Cool is just that we sent out the wrong Christmas card,
or not the wrong Christmas cards, the right Christmas cards,
long names, and everybody was telling us about it. It's
a really funny story, so I'm not even upset about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
But it was. It was It was interesting, say at least,
and it was like time I got a Christmas I
haven't gotten yours. I got a weird one of the
mail the other day. I opened it up from the
bottom and all I saw was the name of people
I didn't recognize, so I just threw it out immediately
before even looking at the picture. It sound like it
was the lens. I don't know any Lens. We are
the Lens. Oh, I got a little mini. One earlier,

(01:24:28):
you were doing an ad and you try to say
Turk and Caicos and you said Turks and Quesos. And
now I'm really mad that that's not a restaurant that
exists of fusion. I don't know what. I don't know
what kind of cuisine they have in Turks and Quesosos,
but like, yeah, like we should move there and open
a Qeso restaurant. Yeah, I'm in Verbel trademark. Like, dude,

(01:24:51):
if you're a tourist and you're in Turks and Kekos
and you see a restaurant called Turks and Quesos, you're going, no, No.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
It's just Caso. There was a place when opened up
like a food truck. It was a couple of years ago,
and it was one of those words like you see
a name and you're like, I got it ordered from
that place.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
It's called bread Zeppelin. Yeah, my boss got that the
other day.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I was like, what, okay, I'm ordering, let's do it.
They just hollow out a loaf of Yeah, it's into it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
It's just like a bread, like a like a bread
Zepp bread burrito. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
I guess like a Zepplin. It's literally like a Zepplin.
Didn't even think about that. It looks really cool. And
then they just did it with with the name. And
then there was another place.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
But they also do bowls. I'm like, you shouldn't do bolls,
so you're not allowed to do like, come on your
your bread zeppelin, do it in a Zeppelin. And then
there's another place.

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
It was like a bakery that said weird do awesome
w E R E DOE And I was like, I
love that name too. If you have a cool name,
I'm in on all of it, always.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
In on it. Yeah, every restaurant's name should just be
a pun. That's it's so much more fun that way.
I think you can abandon going live.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
Dude, I'm gonna go live to get the algorithm going.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
If I learned anything from Shannon Sharp, it's super easy
to go live by accident while you're having sex. You
should be able to figure this out, no problem. Well,
you definitely don't need to click like nine things. What's
made me verify my fucking age. I'm not gonna all right,
never mind, we're not doing this well, thanks a lot, TikTok.
Fuck Okay, moving on, let's get to the answer segment.

(01:26:21):
Tell you or not or let's answer all your fucking questions.
To answer your questions? Okay, sorry, real quick. Also other
not cool. I missed last week and I missed you, guys.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
I missed missed you too, continue talking because I forgot
my copy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
Okay, yeah it was. It was. It was. I text
you guys like what the day before, and I was like,
my bad, I can't make it. Yeah, last minute scrambling. Yeah,
I felt bad because I was like, oh no, now
Robert actually has to like talk the whole time, and
this is probably his absolute nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
I'm not sure if you heard, but like what I
was thinking last time. The only other time that I
had to like be the co host was right before
we hit play Eli, I benched and that changed everything,
and so the whole day.

Speaker 1 (01:27:04):
You had to do with Gerchi Alex.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
I was just like, please, nothing Giants related happened today.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
Please it happened. Bobby did a great job filling it. Yeah,
we just got really busy at work. There was a
lot of caterings. It was unaffordable. Sorry, guys, happens. It
doesn't happen all the time. So like, I mean, I
have already been reprimanded. I was not introduced as a
special guest this week.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
So and then in a lot of people said, how
dare you? Yeah, we didn't tell them to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:29):
Yeah, guy, you guys really got me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
But I'm sure you watched the episode or listen to
the episode.

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
Right most of it. Yeah, I didn't make it all
the way through. Sorry, I've been drinking a lot. I
was very sad about Michael Parsons.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Well, I mean this is before my impressions.

Speaker 1 (01:27:43):
Well, I mean usually I do my catch up on
podcasts over the week.

Speaker 3 (01:27:46):
Interesting, all right, Anyways, this week's Answer segment is brought
to you by the Texas Bowl the Hinders Texas Bowl.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
On December twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
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Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
So do just answer the question. Why did you just
answer the question? Big Enogy answer answer it, but don't
thanks the subject.

Speaker 3 (01:28:43):
Just answer the conk.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
Question, kept talk answer any questions? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Our first question is from Todd Voss at as Underscore
seen Underscore by Underscore TV, and Todd says, who got
it worse in Home alone?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Harry or Marv? Now Marv was the taller guy, right,
Harry was?

Speaker 3 (01:29:11):
Yeah, Harry was Joe pesci Uh Marv.

Speaker 1 (01:29:15):
He got elextrocuted so hard that his skeleton showed. That's
getting it. That's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (01:29:20):
So I it's at home alone, but I'm assuming it's
both movies. I'm considered I'm looking at both movies because
just run through it, and we've watched this in my
house because it's been on cable. They just run it NonStop,
which is awesome. I do think that Marv had more
of the like oof, that sucks. But Joe Peshi got
burned in both movies, and that seems worse than stepping.

Speaker 1 (01:29:42):
On her nail or being electrocuted. Is like being burned
through every molecule, right, Well, he got burned on the surface,
but Joe.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Pesh had like his face burned twice and his head
burned another time, and his hand burned. I mean, in
real life he would he would have been just disfigured.
They both would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
They would have been dead. In real life. They would
have been to the paint cans alone. Swinging down there.
There was a lot of force from a full paint
can drilling you right in the head. And then the
second that third bar when they thought that they missed it.
In the second one, also they're adults just slipping on
the ice and falling down. That would have been enough
to stop them completely.

Speaker 3 (01:30:24):
And Marv had the crowbar to the chest in the
first one, I believe when he was going to the treehouse.

Speaker 1 (01:30:31):
So that's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Joe Peshi definitely had more of the like, oh, he's
gonna slip on the cars, or he's gonna step on
the ornaments or whatever it is. Butlake, I think just
the burns that Joe Pesci would add would have been
way worse.

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
Burns are horrible, but a full body electrocution to give
you a live X ray seems pretty damn bad. Rot.
What do you think I was thinking?

Speaker 4 (01:30:54):
Merv too, Marv Marv, Yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with these movies, guys. Yeah,
he also stepped on the nil, right, what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
What is mar Marv stepped in the nail coming up?
Where is that sticky goo?

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Well, look at him. He's a skeleton. He's literally a skeleton.
But what's the like you step on a nail, you
get to get like you you get a tennis shot. Yeah,
his name was Marv Merchants.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Marv Merchants. Yeah, the paint cans are bad, but they
both got the paint cans. They both fell down the
rope when he let the rope on fire. They both
had the toolbox hit him on the stairs.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
Isn't he the one that stepped on the ornaments because
he came in through the window.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
Oh, you're because he had his feet. Yeah, it's okay,
there's a home alone four. Oh yeah, I mean the
McCauley's not in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
No, but they changed actors too. French Stewart played Marvin that.
I don't even know there was a fourth one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
I think the third one. They weren't the same actors.

Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Third one, I think it was just different people. It
wasn't supposed to be the same character either. I don't
even like learn I think that there's a fourth I don't.
It's two thousand and two, Jesus.

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Because Joe Pesh she did get like feathered, So you no,
you're right, You're right, it was it was Marv. Joe Peesh,
she got burned, but Marv had more. Shit happened to him.
And the bricks to the face. I thought they both
had bricks to the face, just Marv had the brick.

Speaker 1 (01:32:17):
Yeah, and Marv had to walk across the broken glass, right,
that was Yeah, that was definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
And then up the stairs with the goo and the
nails and all that, and then I think Marv also
got hit in the head with the shovel from the iceman.
So yeah, Marv definitely had it worse. Marv got the
worst of it, and Harry was just mean to him
the whole time. Yeah, and yeah, and you just deal
with a dickhead that's yelling at you all day.

Speaker 1 (01:32:41):
Your best friend and partner and supposed to be your
best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
I don't like that. So yeah, Marv got the worst
end of it. Great question, Todd, great question. All right,
next up, we've got So this is Sarah Burns right
sin and says, is the Wrench his name, his ethnicity
or his job or right way?

Speaker 1 (01:33:04):
I hope it's not his ethnicity, because then calling somebody
a grinch takes on a whole other, just weird context
to it. So the one that I eat a real
grinch right now, Like, dude, you can't say that that you're.

Speaker 3 (01:33:15):
That has made it more fucked up. I didn't even
think about that. So I was like, it's not his job,
because your job just being a grinch, Like that's just
a state of being as big a grinch.

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
That's a passion project. It's a passion project. Yeah, I
don't think he's my hobby being a grinch. He seemed unemployed. Yeah,
it's it's his name, he's the grinch. His name is
the gridg' the Grench is his first name maybe or
is it like a share situation, but he has two names.
I think it's a share situation. Yeah, it was like

(01:33:45):
Grinch Jones or anything like that, Like that would be
a great name, Grinch if he had like like a
last name, Like if I suddenly developed musical talent and
like I was going to use a pseudonym and I
go by Pat Dion, I think I would want to
be Grinch Jones. That's a great Like I played blues,
let's do let's do that as the clip.

Speaker 3 (01:34:03):
Well, hold on, so just like, well, we're gonna put
this as a social clip. Would just act like we
found the last name of the Grinch. Then we'll see
how you people tell us we're wrong. So, did you
guys know that the Grinch actually has a last name?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
No, what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
I was watching the movie with my kid the other
day and I was like, let me just look up
the Grinch and the Jim Carrey Grinch.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
His name is actually Grinch Jones. So it's not in
the movie, but it's in like the expanded Grinch universe.
They just call him the Grinch, but his name is
Grinch Jones. Maybe that's why he was so angry, like
you don't you don't even care enough to give it,
like call him by his last name. You call me,
you gotta call it, like respect the man enough to
call him by his name. Yeah, no, wonder he's a grinch,
Grinch Jones. I would be a Grinch too if people

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just didn't, like, just didn't acknowledge that a last name.
Who Grinch Jones? All Right, that was fun. That was good.
That was good.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
We'll use that as a social clip. We should just
do that like each week. It just do like like
act out a bit and then you guys are like,
why do they do that?

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
I hate? What if I showed up already hammered on
Saturday in full Grinch makeup and we'll just walking around
on Grinch Show. I would like it if you did that.
I would really like that. Eight minutes into being.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
All right, No, it's definitely his name, Yeah, definitely his name.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
But that's a funny question, Sarah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
This next one comes from Eddie or Eddie or says
Power Rank movie Santas.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Okay, this is a good one, he said.

Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
So the five Santas he gives us are Tim Allen
from The Santa Claus, Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa,
Ed Asner from Elf, Tom Hanks from Polar Express, and
Paul Diamatti from Fred Klaus Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
How many of those have you seen? I have seen two,
the Santa Claus and Elf. Okay, go then, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Number number five, I'm gonna go with Billy Bob Thornton,
because he's already called bad Santa, so I assume he
can't be a good tea.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
He's a bad Sanda. He's a good bad Santa, but
he's still bad sand Next number four, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
And as there from Elf fair if I remember, he
didn't tell Buddy that he was human.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Oh, you're right. Also, when he found the child, he
could have taken him back. There's no law that says
Santa can only travel on Christmas. He could have brought
the baby. He could do anything else the rest of
the year. He was like, you know what, I'm gonna
keep this baby.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
He essentially kidnapped a kid on accident, accidentally, but then
he held him.

Speaker 1 (01:36:49):
Yeah, but then he kept him. Yeah. Technically Buddy was
a child of Stockholm syndrome. That's true. He was trafficked.

Speaker 3 (01:36:57):
That would be a really funny sequel. It's just like Buddy, Elf, Buddy,
It's like the sopranos but elf. So anyways, I was
in an orphanage and I just crawled into Santa's bag
and then I lived with elves for years.

Speaker 1 (01:37:11):
With all due respect, you got no idea what it's
like growing up in the fucking North Pole. True. A
lot of people, A lot of people don't, all right, roer.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
Number number three, I'm going Tom Hanks and poular Express.
A Santa that hangs out on the train. Granted I
haven't seen them, I haven't seen the movies on I
have no idea, but he just hangs out on the train.

Speaker 1 (01:37:32):
Shouldn't he be delivering presents? Used to be in the sled? Yeah,
not on the train. Number two, I'm going Paul Giamatti,
Fred Klaus. I like the name Fred. I guess Number two.
I'm going Tim Allen Santa Claus Tim, Yeah, okay, very nice.

(01:37:53):
So you're Tim Allen, Paul Giamatti, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks,
Ed Asner, and Billy bum Thrt Yes, got it, Pat
all right? Yeah, Billy Bob Last he's a bad Santa, okay,
right away?

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:08):
Four, I will go with uh. I'm gonna go with
Tom Hanks. Polar Express Animated it's too easy. Yeah, you
didn't have to get put on any makeup or gain
any weight to play Santa. He took the easy way out.
Not good enough for me. I like that. I like
that argument. Uh three, I'm gonna go with Paul Giamatti,

(01:38:30):
Fred Klaus. It's just nice seeing Paul Giamoni. You get
to be a good guy every once in a while.
He always adds to be the bad guy. Yeah, which
he plays great. Rewatched Straight out of Compton last night
where he played the dickhead manager. Very good at playing
a bad guy. But you know what, it's be a
good guy every once in a while. Two ed Azar
and Elf. I mean, Elf is just such a feel
good Christmas movie. Yeah, he kidnapped a kid, but he

(01:38:51):
seemed like a good guy. Yeah, he's very nice. He
was like, you know what, buddy, now that the information
is coming out, here's where you find him.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Also, Buddy, I need you to help with my sleigh
since I kidnapped you and you are the only person
in Central Park that knows how to get it to going.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Maybe that's all it was. Santa knew the world was
going that way, played the long game. He's like, I
need to go an inside agent to the human as
a game planner. Yeah, and number one ten Allen, we
have very similar lists.

Speaker 3 (01:39:19):
I went Tom Hanks five because the Polar Express was
creepy animation to me, just I didn't like it. It was like,
I know you're animated, but you're trying to look too real,
dun So it creeped me out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:33):
So I just know.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
So Tom Hanks by default on that five. Four is
Billy Bob Thorne, great bad Santa, but still he was
a terrible Santa in the movie Three Gotta Go.

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Paul Gimatti, he was.

Speaker 3 (01:39:46):
Cool, but then like he got a lot of trouble,
like he couldn't figure shit out. The North Pole was
about to get shut down by fucking Kevin Spacey. He
had to rely on his shithead brother to come in
and like who almost also still let him down again,
but just like it seemed like Paul Gimi just didn't
have things running great at the North Pole. And Fred
Claus so he's got three, but he wasn't creepy, and

(01:40:07):
then he wasn't like literally trying to like steal, so
that that helps that. Ed Asner, speaking of stealing, he's
two because I didn't think about him kidnapping a child,
even though he unintentionally kidnapped a child but did keep
the child.

Speaker 1 (01:40:19):
But also then he got to let that the child
got to grow up in the North Pole. That's awesome,
that's pretty cool. You're right, So okay, that's why he's two.

Speaker 3 (01:40:25):
Then Tim Allen as one because Tim Allan is fucking
the goat of Santa's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:30):
Also, like the whole Fred Claus thing, Vince Vaughn would
be the worst Sanna because like if anybody catches him,
you know how, usually Santa's like a little kid will
come down like oh and they get in and out quick.
Vince Vaughan doesn't know how to get out of the situation.
Looks over talked to I know you're kind of freaked out.
You see Santa Claus right now, and he's gonna go
into like a whole long speech. You're getting behind the

(01:40:51):
eight ball so quickly. On Christmas? Do you have to
have the cookie twist? You have the milk? First?

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Do you want to have some too? Because now you're
here too, did you want to do you want to
sip of milk? Do you want one of the two cookies?
Because if you're in have one of the cookies, and
I'm gonna have to have one cookies. If I have
one of the cookies, I'm gonna fe weird. I'm beating
alone by myself. Do you want your gifts? Strike I
give your gifts first. If I give your gifts, then
I'm not gonna have to go have time to go
get the cookies. But I do want to have the
cookies cause you put the cookies there. Your mother took
a long time to make the cookies. And if you're
gonna do that, then I gotta get it back up
to the Raindear, I gotta go to Alaska next. I
gotta go to Alaska next. I've got a lot of

(01:41:14):
things on my plate. But what do you do you
gotta say to me?

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
That's a perfect Vince fall.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
It's just say as many sentences back to back to
back to back about whatever the same thing is, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:41:23):
Whatever the subject matter is, every like eight words. Say
it again. Do you mean to do that? Because if
you want me to do that, I can do that.
We could do this. We can work this together. Listen,
there's a lot of cookies out here. I gotta eat
cookies at every single time. I don't have time to
eat all your cookies. That's well, there's only one bite
taking out of the cookie. I'm not necessarily hungry. Are
you hungry?

Speaker 3 (01:41:37):
If you're hungry, i'd like you to have somebody. If
you're not hungry, then I okay, I will. I will
happily oblige. Your mother worked very hard on these causes.
I could absolutely do that. But if if, if you don't,
can I take them up to the elser. Youre gonna
be upset. You're gonna be offended. You're seeing me here.
Normally I could just put them in the pocket. I
can give them the reindeer. Now, now this isn't happening.
So do you want to be a bad sand or
do you want to be a good stand here?

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
I could do Vince fun all day. I could Devince
I gotn't sound anything like that, but I could just
do the Yeah, okay, that's good. Good power rankings, Eddie,
This is next onen some Andrew Alderman. And Andrew says
who had a better beard? Was it Jesus or Santa Santa?

Speaker 1 (01:42:11):
It's a big, fluffy, full white beard. The times Jesus
was in it wasn't a lot of I can't imagine.
There was a lot of grooming for beards back.

Speaker 3 (01:42:21):
Then, and like the pictures, he can look a little
patchy at times. I think you might be thinking of God,
because God, God had a great beard. God versus Santa,
that's not the question, though. It's Jesus versus Santa. Santa
has Jesus beat all day, all day, unponscious pilot, because
he's beaten Jesus on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
Santa's beard just always looks nice and fluffy, like you
could lay your head on it like a pillow. Yeah,
you can't beat that beard.

Speaker 3 (01:42:49):
It's it's like the if you were power ranking beards,
just like give us the power, like the top five
beards of all time.

Speaker 1 (01:42:54):
Santa's up there, he's number one probably. Yeah, and three
of those spots are taken up by or at least
two of the spots are taken up by Zeze beard
was the one that didn't have the beard. Yeah, that's
why I always I always forget that as I start
a sentence, and then I remembered, Wait, no, it was
only two.

Speaker 3 (01:43:11):
Of them, but it's there's actually three beards, just one
of them doesn't have a physical beard.

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
The last name is beard, which was a great little
And for the fifth beard, I'm gonna go with probably
Coach Beard from Ted Lasso. Great Beard. M it wasn't
a great beard, no, but yeah he was. Oh okay,
coach Beard. It was a great beard. He was a
great beard. He didn't have a great a good beard,

(01:43:39):
nothing to write home about, but he was a great beard.
Or actually, I mean, who's the most famous uh, who's
the most famous beard in history of just like no, no,
but I mean like in like the social term of
beard where it's like you're gay, so you marry someone
to hide him and they're your beard is they're covering
up that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
You're Did Freddy Murcury do that for a little bit
hit a girlfriend?

Speaker 1 (01:44:06):
Yeah? I think once he learned he was gay, he
kind of leaned into it. I think, yeah, he once
he realizes like, oh oh gay's but i'd.

Speaker 3 (01:44:13):
Be According to the documentary Bohemian Rhapsody, that's how it seemed.

Speaker 1 (01:44:18):
Yeah. All right, yeah, good beer talk.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
So Santa has got Jesus beat on that one, right, Okay,
great question, jo a great question. Andrew josh Treecardle has
our final question of the Week at Joshua Tree seven
to one, three, and he says, would a candy cane
make a good boomerang? No, in a strong wind the wind,
I mean it's curved, so you would think it would help.

Speaker 1 (01:44:45):
It would be better than like the aerodynamics, like it's
got two it's got one long tail. That's not gonna
make a good boomerang. I mean most boomerangs, it need
to be the same distance to both end.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
If you're new here. Most like everything in the world's
a boomerang. Most things are just bad boomerangs. I would say,
is not the worst boomerang at all because it's got
a little curvature to it. But no, it's not a
good boom No, not a good boomerang. It's not coming
back to you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:09):
Most likely. Now a boomerang that is painted like a
candy cane, that would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:45:14):
A fantastic candy cane painted boomerang. Fantastic candy cane boomerang
dangerous though not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Good because as it's flying back at you, you're gonna
be like, oh, candy cane, and then you're gonna get
smashed in the mouth and break all your teeth. You
get boom ranged, Yeah, get ranged. Never want to get
ranked as it happens when you hit.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
By a boomerang, you get ranged. Oh that's a fun
fact for you, just like the Grinch. One take that.
Share that with everybody at the water cool tomorrow. All right, Hey,
great questions, everybody, Great questions. Keep the Get some Christmas
questions to us at pas pod at hashtag ptg answers.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
That's how you reach out to us.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
You can also email us questions passary pod at gmail
dot com and you use answers as the subject. That's
I will find them. We're gonna do live answers on Saturday.
That's how will wrap up the show, right before we
give away the MVP award. And yeah, a lot of
a lot of people talk about the MVP.

Speaker 1 (01:46:06):
Is ray Mundo gonna go?

Speaker 3 (01:46:07):
We were way off Robert last week when we said
that we thought he had won three in a row.
He's not won two in a row. He's won It
was him Alex So then Raymundo. But it just felt
like ray Mundo's had the crown for so long. We're
also dumb, So he was. He was calling him out
for stolen valor, and I was like, you're right, it's fair,
it's on me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:27):
It's on me.

Speaker 3 (01:46:29):
But we'll see if one of those guys can can
retain or if Raymondo can retain his m VP for
a second consecutive year, his third time. Total, that's a dynasty.
Three times in four years. It's a dynasty for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:46:41):
We three and five is a dynasty. Three five is
diast I mean also you do three and four definitely,
even if can next year, he can be like, well
now I'm going for a San Francisco giant situation just
when every other year.

Speaker 3 (01:46:51):
Okay, that would be interesting. That'd be very interesting. Storylines,
storylines I'm to think about who knows who knows? All right, guys,
have a great the rest of your week. I am
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chime in and then we hope we will see you
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It's gonna start at one o'clock. The A and M
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We'll have the A and M game on while we're
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(01:47:34):
we're gonna go about an hour an hour and a half,
wrap it up, hang out with you guys and gals.
It's gonna be a fun time. I'm really excited to
see you guys this weekend. But our twelfth it's crazy,
it's been twelve years. I was looking at old pictures
and I remember what we did. One it was at
Avenue Bar. There was like seven people the picture, and
then there's just like tons of people in the most

(01:47:56):
recent ones. I'm excited. That's one of my favorite pictures
to do every year. So we're looking forward to hang
out with you guys and galas on Saturday. Let's wrap
it up with our random celebrity generator.

Speaker 1 (01:48:06):
Go with Vince Vaughn.

Speaker 3 (01:48:07):
Vince Vaughn, Hello, Tim Allen, Oh, Paul Giamatti, Paul Giamatti,
Vince Vaughn, Tim Allen, Paul Giamatti, Vince Vaughan, Tim Allen.
Here we go, Lucy Lou Anthony Wilding, Pat Cash, Daniel
de Leuis, Lance Armstrong, Grace Kelly, Jeremy Irons and Robert

(01:48:30):
de Niro, Paul Giamatti, Tim Allen, Vince Vaughan.

Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
Robert You know, Paul Giamatti's dad used to be the
commissioner major League Baseball. I did not know that. Yeah,
it's pretty good football. No, he was baseball, right, I
do not know this answer.

Speaker 3 (01:48:43):
There's one of the commissioners, Jack Dempsey, Barry Bonds, Holly Willoughby,
Kurt Russell, Michael Caine, Richard Petty, Samuel L. Jackson, and
Poncho Segura, and then one last time, Paul Giamatti, Vince
Vaughn and Tim Allen, William Holding, James Cagney, Allen Titch March,

(01:49:05):
Bob Gibson, Viola Davis Montgomery, Cliff live Alman, and Terry Wogan.

Speaker 1 (01:49:11):
Nope, nope, Oh yeah, he was the seventh commissioner of
Major League Baseball, but it was only for five months
because he had a heart attack and died. That's sad.
I didn't know that part of it. I just had
only ever heard that he was the al Right, so baseball,
I got it right. All right, I got something right.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
There you go, And on that note, we will see
you guys Saturday. Love y'all until next time. Past the Gravy,
Yeah bitches.

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drunk and Houston that Houston Bay, and we go ahead
and Lick will get rich today, Rich bitch

Speaker 1 (01:50:42):
Mhm.