Pass The Gravy #648: 12th Annual Christmas Spooktacular (Live at Cactus Cove)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Powder topping lead spreads as wait listen, it's a
past the Grave, Grave we go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and link camp. We'll get rich today.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy girl. What is going on?

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Everybody in his Past the Gravy Episode number six hundred
and forty eight. It is our twelfth annual Christmas Spoctacular.
We're live it packed his cove here in Houston, and
I just want to say big fuck you to the
Texas A and Maggie's for making us watch this bullshit
game where they can't score at all. We waited until

(00:52):
they finished this game. There were thirteen points.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Pat What the hell was it felt like twelve?

Speaker 6 (00:58):
What?

Speaker 7 (00:58):
Like?

Speaker 4 (00:58):
I hope Miami just kids Dog Dog Race?

Speaker 7 (01:03):
Also fucking Miami.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, also fla to Miami.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
They won.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
At least they won a m made us watch that
they didn't win, so that this is a fuck you
A and m podcast right now.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I'm so happy that Miami got put in over Notre Dame.
That was such a better game.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Did Notre Dame beat Miami. What everybody forgets.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
I'm sorry, my headphone suddenly aren't work.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's a Notre Dame alum. He attended Notre Dame universe.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I did in my soul, in his soul.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Never went there once, Nope, never went there once.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
I've heard of Jesus though, so I think that counts
as being part of Notre Dame.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Ooh, hey, sail down. But yeah, that game sucked.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
That game sucks, and we just hope that Miami loses
and it's brutal for them.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
This is the twelfth Annuel Christmas Spectacular, though, and why
don't we we We also have our twenty twenty five
Gravies Awards.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Did you want to just off the just rip it off.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Let's rip it off, all right, So don't lose the
order that those are in, because that's.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
The order we're following. Yell, okay, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
This is the Gravy Gangster Award we're going to be
giving away first, and that is to who is the
most Gravy Gangster worthy of the year.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Maybe you commit a crime, maybe you do something on
our behalf.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Maybe you're just cool and you do other stuff too,
But why don't you read the nominations, Pat.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
All right, nominations Apparently people don't want the navigation or
nominations all right, Wow, nominations for a Gravy Gangster Award.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
Tessa g She got to pass the gravy tattoo, which
is kind of a pretty sent that's going on lately.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I think we're at second.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Jordan Welsh he got arrested.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Shout out to Jordans were getting arrested.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
Yeah, yeah, being arrested is dope.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Gives you street free crad for sure.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
U three.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Ray Mundo Banavidez he also got to pass the gravy tattoo.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
He did lots of pass the gravy tattoos getting done
this year.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
And our last nominee, Todd Voss he took a past
the gravy flag to Ireland.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
To try to get on college game day.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Okay, I was about to say that the handwriting is
very not night ideal.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
And our first Gravy Award winner of the year.

Speaker 5 (03:06):
You have to open it. It's a open I don't
know if you've ever opened a card before. Ray Mundo
bets I'm getting pelted by a child right now.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
So we did.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
We did have two people get gravy gang tattoos.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
But Mundo's was Biggers was.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Bigger, and this is Texas and size matters, all right,
everything's bigger in Texas. Thank you Tesla for also getting
a past gavy tattoo. We have microphones right up there.
You kept sit on this couch and talk to us
if you win and award.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Don't sit on my computer though.

Speaker 8 (03:38):
I can set wherever I want. I'm a gang I
can say wherever I want. I'm a gangster.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Congratulations. How many gravies is this that you have now won?

Speaker 5 (03:46):
This is six six wow, six years dynasty going after.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
The Brady Awards.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
So I had actually bought some to the edge of
the couch couch, some gifts.

Speaker 8 (04:00):
And I was gonna let the winner of this pick
either a boomerang or a Golden Ladle.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
So I'm gonna let you on his side. Which one
should I keep?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Right here?

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Oh there we go. We should I keep the boomerang
or the Golden Ladle? Okay, I'm taking the Golden lad
The next winner is gonna get the boomerang.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
And then while you're up here, scoot down on the
couch a little bit so our Mike's don't have feedback.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Do you want to give away our next award?

Speaker 9 (04:30):
I would be glad to give the next award.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh, this is a good one too.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
We have our auxilary year end awards.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
This is fight You're you're you're the gravy gangster and
a lot of times gangsters getting fights, So this is
this is a Fight of.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
The year nominees. Can you read that? If not, I
will read it.

Speaker 9 (04:46):
We read it like a doctor, so I could.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
I'll read it.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'll read it.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Winner. My handwriting is not great.

Speaker 5 (04:53):
I probably should have typed these, but hey, we don't
have the budget for that.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Okay, that's all right. Our nominee he's for Fight of
the Year this year.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
Our x NHL enforcer Nick Tarnowski beating the shit out
of a drunk golfer that kept tackling him and tried
to start a fight with him on a golf course.
The WNBA versus Dildo's being thrown on the court that
was a problem for like a week or two weeks
in the year. And then the one hundred men versus
a gorilla debate.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
That went on the internet. Merimundo, would you like to
announce the winner?

Speaker 9 (05:24):
Absolutely, yes, sir, and the winner is where's a drum roll.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Jump jump jump jum jump jum jump Comme jum jump
jum jump jum jump jump jump.

Speaker 8 (05:35):
The twenty twenty five Gravy Fight for the Year goes
to Nick Tarnowski beating up the drunk golfer that was
fighting him.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
You have a Twitter somebody tweeted that out him. I'm
sure he'sbodybody.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
It's your responsibility to let him know that. He's wanting
a word to everybody that's listening to this and watching this. Okay.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Also, while you're here, while we got you. Other things
that gangsters do is they get arrested sometime. We have
an Arrest of the Year Gravy or did you want.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
To do you want me to read this one?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Probably you have read this faster.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
The nominees for Arrest of the Year are Liver King.
He was arrested for making terroristic threats to Joe Rogan.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
We also have Chuck E. Cheese, who was.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
Arrested for fraud while wearing the costume Little nas X
was arrested for battery on a police officer.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Alleged battery on a police officer.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
He would never really do that and while high on
drugs in in his underwear in the street.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
It just seems like that happens, dude, that happens, all right.

Speaker 5 (06:36):
Who hasn't who hasn't been naked in the end, in
their underwear in their streets?

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Right?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
And then had Mark Sanchez for drunkenly attacking a sixty
nine year old man and then getting stabbed in the process.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Raymundo, why don't you tell us who our winner is?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
Yes, sir, here we go.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Liver King being arrested for making terroristic threats to Joe
Rogan is the most ad lib sentence of all times.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
It does seem like that would be a made up story, like.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
If I told you ten years ago that was gonna
have him someone like, No, that's just an ad lib.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
The twenty twenty five gravy arrest of the year goes to.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Mister Chucky Cheez shuck e chee Charles Entertainment Cheez.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Very well deserve Hey, don't commit fraud. Kids. That picture
of him being arrest identity is not a joke.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
It fuck the love do the Smithsonian? That's Americans in America?

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Well, yeah, what's the American.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
Love the Smithsonian?

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Why are we having feedback? I don't like this.

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Everyone leaned back. Everybody.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
I'm gonna walk away because I think I'm called.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Okay, okay, thank you, thank you removed No Bina Venas
Gravy Gangster of the Year for twenty twenty five.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
All right, why do we do want more? One more?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
We had a lot when I was like, we gotta
just really front load it to get through today.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
This is also prestigious and it'll be the last award
any of them win because it is Death of the Year.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Death of the Year and it goes to the Texas
A and.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
A Baggy for killing all of our joy about.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
And ruining our spirit of football.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
All right. The nominees are Bob Yucker legendary broadcaster, it's
just all around great baseball man, George Foreman, boxer and
grill king.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
R P and really had two stages to his career there, Yeah,
he had it all. Val Kilmer.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I still get sad watch The Top Gun two when
he couldn't talk. Very emotional.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (08:26):
The fourth nominee is Pope Francis.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Yeah, that was I mean, r P, r I P
though r P, big deal, all right, p A real one.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Funny enough you yelled it the next nominee is Ozzy Osboyne,
the Prince of Darkness, the Godfather of metal.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, very big RP.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
He was a big part of my CD phase in
high school.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Yeah, a lot of Ozzy CDs. Next nominee is the
Holkster Hulk Hogan, which I keep forgetting that he died
until I read it. Every single time I forget Hulks dead.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
I think about it every day.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
It's too it's too sad.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I can't think about me and our final one. Ace Freely,
the guitarist founding member of Kiss, one of the greatest
American rock fans of all time.

Speaker 5 (09:07):
There's a loaded category here, it really is. It could
go anyway.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
This probably is our most loaded death of the Year
that we've ever had.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
It's the deathiest Death of the Year award we've ever
given out in the history of the Pope got her.

Speaker 7 (09:19):
That was on the run. I just hit a child
with candy.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
All the children are throwing candy at pat If you
are listening on it at home, all right, all right,
all right.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
And the twenty twenty five gravy for Death of the
Year goes to the Prince of Darkness himself.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Oss Osbourne.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Ozzy Osbourne is not here today to accept the award
because he's dead.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He's very dead, dead as fuck.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
But may he last in our memories. May he live long.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Remember listening to the Crazy Train tonight as you're going
to bed, touching yourself?

Speaker 4 (09:47):
All right?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
Ummm, I think that was the last that's the last
last bit of that crop. Why don't we We were
gonna do a coolest stick competition. We were gonna do
so if you have a cool stick that you brought
in today, this would be the time to go get
your cool stick. A lot of people were trying to
show us their cool sticks, and we said we can't
look at them. We had to look away. We'd shield
our eyes because we're men of you know, honor. We

(10:10):
are men of honor. We are not gonna like be
biased going in. But like, that was a cool stick
that someone showed me. I wonder if that wins. We
would like you to just hold onto your stick. Then
you can bring your stick up, you can take the mic,
and you can say two things about your stick very fast,
and then you will move on.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
You will set your stick on this couch after you
say your thing, and then we will look at them right, Yes, okay,
I think that's a perfect Okay, that's a fair way
to go about it.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
All right, So you have a couple of minutes to
come bring that up. I guess everybody is on their
way up.

Speaker 7 (10:38):
Bear suck. I just saw Bear's jersey. Bears suck.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Hey, he just lost he's just lost her. Right, he's
having a rough dack.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
His ceiling is Dak Prescott. You're never gonna win everything.
You're gonna be sad for.

Speaker 7 (10:48):
The rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, David hit me up.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
I got distracted.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Sorry, das Dan.

Speaker 7 (10:55):
So how do we want to kick this off?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
All right?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Umm, pick up the microphone. Please say a few things
about your stick.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Each time.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Tell us why you think your stick is the best stick.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
You get one sentence to explain your stick.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
If you go over one sentence, you will be cut
off and we may use that against you in the voting.
All right, there will not be any voting. It's a
one it's a one person decision, all right. Justin pas
for your stick. Why is your stick the best stick?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
It's long and.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
It can be used as a whip.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
A very good stick.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Now, please set your stick right here. This is where
we put the sticks. All right, remember what your stick
looks like. That's we don't have names on them, so
we aren't sure how to pick the winner if we
don't have that. All right, who's up next? There's a line.
We got a line for him, and let's go god.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Oh all right, give us one sentence? Why is your
stick the best?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
One sentence? Grab them? You have to do it into
a microphone.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
One nobody to hear you.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
All right, all right, why is your stick the best stick?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
You have to talk in still grip?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
No more sent a minute. But the Sanate's that, the
Senate's no more. Unfortunately, pistol grip is his one argument. Unfortunately,
that is a great stick.

Speaker 7 (12:12):
Leave the stick.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Leave the sticks at the stick down there is Josh true.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Got to be able to play with it.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
Okay, I have I have a question, Pat. It's got
Jesus on it.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
It's got yeah, his stick has a pistol grip, can
be used as a gun. It's got Christmas lights and
it's got Jesus h Christ himself.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
It's a strong sticks, a strong strong that's a very
very very strong stick.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
Pat, I think we have to have a discussion. You guys,
talk amongst yourselves for a second sidebar? Is it it's
supposed to be a stick that you found in the wild, right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I think it's supposed to be a stick of a
wild stick.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
He didn't find like that with the lights on stuff
in the wild.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Did well?

Speaker 7 (12:46):
Yeah, there's definitely added pieces. I didn't think about that,
but that you brought up.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
Do we contribute that to like the voting? I think
I think we have to look like, does that detriment?
Is that a detriment because it's like he added It's
like he's performance enhancing drugs?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
For sure it is. And and it's sad because, like
Barry Bonds, that stick would have stood alone on its
own right, that was a good stick. It is a
gun stick. It's like the stickuka.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Are we willing to just look at it without the
lights and just assume this stick has no lights or
Jesus on it?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
I think we have to for fair okay, all right,
for fairness, right, okay? Good text? Next Tip Low's magnifica.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
What's going on by this is actually a boat staff
comma one from Donna Tello, The Ninja Turtle comma and
the Crops game in New York.

Speaker 7 (13:25):
Okay, he got the stick. That's a strong case.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
That is, and it's a walking stick. It looks nice.
But both staff that's a pretty good stick.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
It's a staff a stick. It's yeah, okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
That's definitely can't questions right, who else? Who else has
a stick? This is the best contest we've ever done.

Speaker 8 (13:43):
Okay, so I'm gonna make this quick. I brought a
stick at the.

Speaker 5 (13:47):
That's actually you said, I'm gonna make this quick. That's
the sentence. Sure, you have no in sentences. You already
use your senates. Please set your stick down out of me.
Yet two stages, guys, we have one. You have one sentence.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
If you have two sticks? Do you have one?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
If you have oh, two stages of its life?

Speaker 7 (14:01):
They are two gun sticks.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Though it's a broken stick, it's two stages of his life.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
And I got it fire walking my dog.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Legit, I'm not hearing anything you've said. You already said
your one stick.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Last last question about it, though? Did you find the
stick or did the dog find the stick? Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:14):
So he can't answer it because he already said the sentence.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Okay, okay, he might have said that he found the stick.
Probably would have been extra points if the dog found
the stick. But you know there's a dick lazer pointer
all right, all right, don't worry about that. That wasn't
on camera.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
So again you get one sentence. Guys, After the sentence
is over, your your argument is done. We will still
vote based on what we think the stick is. But again,
two sticks is not one stick.

Speaker 7 (14:39):
All right, one sentence, present your stickcase.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
One sentence? What up guys? You sentence? How do you
keep fucking god? Rules? You get one sentence.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's a very simple rules.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
One sentence. It's not that hard. It's not that hard.
One sentence.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I've never not even the room, and I think I
finally am not the dumbest guy in the room.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
Okay, what what stadest sentence?

Speaker 1 (15:05):
And one sentence.

Speaker 4 (15:06):
Shout out to Mikey for following the rules.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Make your case for your stick. One sentence, j this stick.
That's a that's a good sentence. Ok that's a strong sentence.
This stick also stand Christmas lights on it.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
So again, that's gonna be one of those performance enhancing
sticks that we see. We're gonna dundancy right, Oh yeah,
we've already seen lights on another one. But like we
have to look at this stick as if it doesn't
have other stuff on it.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
Yes, all right, all right, if you do, you have
a stick, okay ooh Alex.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
So this is like when Hans as a beef stick,
which I think it had to be a stick in
the wild. So I don't know if this counts. It's
a store bought stick. You did not grow this and
then wrapped it. I will say I don't growing rappers, because.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It's like when we have a question and we answer
it straight up and then Bobby just goes off the wall.
That's an off the wall.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Entrance, an off the wall entrance. But we said it
had to be a stick that you found in the wild.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Convenience words can be wild. Okay, I will allow the submission.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
I will allow it. It doesn't mean it's gotta win.

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Doesn't mean it's gonna win, but it's a very good submission.

Speaker 5 (16:12):
I also expect that he didn't even say a sentence.
He just handed us the stick and then move.

Speaker 7 (16:15):
Well, to be fair, sometimes the stick speaks for it.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
You didn't say into a microphones it doesn't like it. No, no no, no,
no no. You already say your time is coming. Gone
all right, who's next?

Speaker 7 (16:25):
I need more sticks?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
People than that are not president are like, what the
hell is happening? I have no idea? All right, do
we have any more stick? Cool stick competition? All right, Ashley?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
One sentence, one sentence.

Speaker 11 (16:39):
Boom boom.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
That's a good argument, your stick, strong argument.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
You could make such a good sling so all the
stick just broke. Oh no, poor stick integrity. I was
just about to say that stick would make such a
good sling shot, and then immediately the slingshot part of
it broke.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
Yeah, yeah, I don't I don't know. I don't know
if I like that.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
All right, one sentence, one sentence, Please name and then stick.
You can say your name, that does not count your sentence,
and then please tell us about your stick.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Or you can just handle the stake.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Stop here pressuring your guys.

Speaker 10 (17:16):
This stick and chop a big fat snake there, dude.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Any stick that could kill a snake, it's a stick
I'm in favor of to.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Honestly, that was maybe the strongest argument you've.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Paid to any such a good argument.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
I was not to kill a snake. I'm in on
that stick. I think we might have found our front runner.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Folks, only good snake is a dead snak.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
A lot of people forget Satan was a snake.

Speaker 7 (17:39):
All right, you gotta it's gotta happen organically.

Speaker 5 (17:41):
One sentence. One sentence if you're a child, and if
your mother has to it too.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I don't know. The stick can be used as a sword.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
YEA dead counts the sentence? All right, all right, good, good,
solid argument. It's a sword.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Stick, swordstick. I like that.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
That'd be a good band.

Speaker 5 (17:57):
Name, Robert, are we getting these the stick is on
on video?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Probably not?

Speaker 7 (18:01):
Not really?

Speaker 4 (18:03):
Can you just post?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Can you post a picture of like the stick at
some point and put it on the video.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
Before we do the voting.

Speaker 12 (18:09):
One sentence, Melissa, Hi, Michael's stick is long, strong and
tested in the fire?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
All right, pastor gravy after dark, after dark.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I was gonna say, you can tell that stick has
been singed. That is a fire, Nicole Harvey, I don't
like you right now. Broncos just beat the Packers and
I'm still sad.

Speaker 13 (18:31):
Well.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Also, Nicole is a giant slash Broncos fan, and that
bugs me fair enough.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
It bugs me, all right, Nicole.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
One.

Speaker 9 (18:38):
So this stick has character because it has.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
A star that's a that's a sentence. It's a sentence.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
We've got to hold up the rules.

Speaker 4 (18:53):
I think we have to hold the ma'am. Your time,
your time is over, Your time is shot. Clock. We
didn't hear that last part.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Did not.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
If you heard the last part, remember, forget it. Forget
that you heard the curve part.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
I also did not know that sticks could be long
enough to be angled. It's not something I'm familiar with.
We're talking about sticks.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
Man sticks.

Speaker 7 (19:14):
It's sticky candy.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Pat's been hit by candy all day. Do you have
it all right? Adam? The cop come in here hot
with a stick.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
Supposed to be my friend. Won't let me grab his gun?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Stick him up, stick him out.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
It's very good. It's a metaphorical stick. Watch out. Do
not knock the table.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
This is a very unsterio table, Adam. Take a seat,
real fast. Take a seat, real fest. This does not
count as your sentence for the stick or anything like
that if you don't have a physical stick, so we
will probably not be picking you to win. But Pat
did lose mock drafts in last year and the loser
had to grab a CoP's gun. Can you grab your gun?

(19:54):
Do you have your gun on you.

Speaker 7 (19:56):
This is probably not something he wants recorded.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
So we just mad him the We don't know, we
don't bring the guns to the bar. Good, good answers.
I was testing you. I was obviously tell you we
weren't talking today. That's why we got the medical phocals.
Stick them up.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
We weren't talking today. But would you allow Pat to
grab your gun? Because he has to do that to
make good on a bet.

Speaker 14 (20:15):
I will let Pat grabbed the gun if he can
shoot it live on the Rod Ryan Show on open
phones Friday, desk Pop inside the studio.

Speaker 7 (20:28):
I'm calling in. It's on open phones Friday with you.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, then grab your all right, that's fair? Yeah, okay, yeah,
you get to get through an open funds Friday.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
So all right, So we might have a way for Pat.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
We might have to clear that with the with the wizard.
See if gun shots are allowed.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
You asked for forgiveness, not for me. And he's shot
a gun on the radio before, he killed a hog
one time live.

Speaker 7 (20:50):
That's right. Oh so yeah, we already know.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
So we're good. We're good. All right.

Speaker 7 (20:57):
That's an idea.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I think what we've learned the most here is probably
a bad bet to like bet that somebody has to
grab a cops gun.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
Yeah, not the smartest thing I've ever done, but still
not the dumbest.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
It was the sweatiest mock draft season we ever had,
the scariest one for sure. All right, is that all
the sticks, all of the sticks have been submitted. This
is last call for our stick contest. All right, Pat,
We're gonna have to look at these and decide where
do we get an outside source.

Speaker 7 (21:22):
I think it's got to come down to us. This
is all to us.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I do you have a favorite right now?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
So I've got a few. There's the I like Justin'
stick because it's very long, and children tend to run
away when you discipline them. You can still hit the
child from quite a distance. That's a good stick. I
love the snake stick.

Speaker 5 (21:40):
The snake stick was strong, and the argument for this
stick and it was a snake was very strong as well.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
All of the sticks that are shaped like guns I
love because like, that's all of our childhood as a dude.

Speaker 7 (21:49):
You just find gun sticks and play with them.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I have a favorite, though.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
I like the I like the fire stick because every
dude loves just sitting around a fire, being the.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Fire that's it's got of life.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
You know that stick's done some living, it has, it's
got a stick.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Sticks seen some things, and I think it's it's down
to two if you really come.

Speaker 7 (22:06):
Down, it's probably the fibbiest stick.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
That's got of vibes are off the trust? Is it
auras what the kids just saying? It's aura farmer like
a mofo?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
But also does it does it lose points because it
is technically not a wild stick? It has been domesticated
for you, No, it's a wild stick that was domestic
It was a wild stick that there was then like
used in the fire, which is more wild.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
I also like the Bostaff the.

Speaker 7 (22:28):
Post episode stick, but it feels less wild.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
We go Firestick.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I think it's down the fire stick at snake stick.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
I think I vote fire stick. That cas fire stick.
Now hide. You are the winner of our coolest stick competition.
Hold on, I will go get your prize, and.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
When we are done here, we will buy you a
bucket of beer or I guess drank. We said bucket
of beer, but drink of your choice. We all you
drank fire stick, great stick. This one right here you
can see how it's been singed by fire. That's a
good stick. Also, the thing I also liked about fire
stick very sturdy. You could definitely hit children with that stick.

(23:13):
And as always, everything comes back to me fighting children.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Take a seat.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
Take a seat, Melissa, come take a seat. And this
is your prize, given to us by the radio Wizard.
It is a perfect man hot chocolate thing and it's
a guy and a coffee mug for a hot chocolate.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
I didn't feel appropriate giving it to a child.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Yeah, it would be a little weird.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
It's gonna be weird.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It almost looks like a meme that i've second play
without the bottom half of the meme.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Second place is sword stick.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
But you win nothing except for a good feeling about yourself,
the feeling of accomplishment that you got second place.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
You made the podium, congress made the podium.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
We didn't have a third place stick snake stick snake
stick with second at least it's swordstick snake.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Stick with stagonds.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Swordstick's third, right, Melissa, how do you feel about winning
the first ever past the gave the Coolest Stick competition?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
Well, I mean, guys, it's just been a life changing moment.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
The minute that I found out there was going to
be a stick contest, we were burning wood in the
woods and I looked around me at all that nature
had provided, and there were amazing sticks everywhere.

Speaker 10 (24:27):
We got lucky enough to select.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
This guy a great stick, yes.

Speaker 10 (24:32):
From from what we had on the property.

Speaker 12 (24:35):
And he was very useful in the process of burning
as you see his charred tip, nice thick, solid stick.
So uh yeah, guys, I just you know, thank you
so much for there needs to be more stick awareness
out there.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
We're here for the number one stick awareness podcast.

Speaker 10 (24:51):
Find a great stick. It needs to be noted.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
I've got an idea too. You are the queen of cookies.
Maybe try and make some cookies over and open fire.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Oh maybe using a stick to stir the batter smoked cookies.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
Okay, maybe boil the stick.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
Okay, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
You get a little wood in the stick, go, I
got splinters? Cool there, cookies, try to.

Speaker 10 (25:12):
Try to keep the wood out. But yeah, guys, so
thank you so much for this opportunity.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Thank you for introducing us to an amazing stick.

Speaker 10 (25:19):
Absolutely, Michael stick Is, It's brought me much joy.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
So his his agg He's lost today, but he won
the coolest stick competition.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
I would also like to I would like to keep
the stick.

Speaker 12 (25:29):
If that's okay with you, you may.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
That's my stick.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
Now you may now keep the stick.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
Now, pat you may pick one stick that you can
also keep. Because I pick the winning stick, you get
to pick another one.

Speaker 7 (25:37):
I'm gonna take the snake stick all right now.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Everyone, please kept collect your sticks. Let's not make a
mess of the stick.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
You know.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
The funny thing is this stick will stay in the
trunk of my car for the next six to eight years.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I just get the point angrily.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
People.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
I will get questions, why do you have a stick?
Because it's great stick.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
You don't get your stick back?

Speaker 7 (25:57):
She wants the stick.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
No, you picked it, it's your stick. I'm gonn I'm
gonna take a gun stick. It's his stick. It's O.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Who am I to deprive a child with imagination of
their stick?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
You submitted him to us. There are sticks now unless
we tell you to take them back.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
But yeah, but look at this. I'm actually going to
bring this stick into work and shoot people.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Thank you. Will you clean these sticks off for me?
Please touch that's gonna help.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
It is one of the best gun sticks.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
I've ever seen, even though the MVP is already in
an envelopes, so we don't know, but I bet everyone's.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
I bet the odds on me taking that slim gym.
We're like minus six hundred on which stick.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
I thought you were, and I was gonna be upset
if you had take the stick.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Take the stick. Okay, take the stick.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Now, you guys should probably put those sticks away because
as we drink more, there's going to be stick violence.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
All right.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
We also normally do our annual Christmas movie bracket.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
I think that's a good time to.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
If my wife is listening to us right now, this
would be the time for you to come up here and.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Start setting things down.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Go grab Emma.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
And then also, we have a lot of construction paper,
right is it over there?

Speaker 7 (27:05):
Yes, it is next to me.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
All right, we'll be handing that out.

Speaker 5 (27:08):
So what's going to happen is you will come up
here and be given a red and green piece of paper.
We will then be voting on the best Christmas Movie
based on which color piece of paper you hold up,
and then that's how we will crown our champion. I
was looking at the Christmas movies that have won before
and I just noticed that, Like, I mean, the North
Pole's big obviously for Christmas. New York's big for Christmas,

(27:31):
but I think Chicago's really cornered the market and Christmas movies.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
They're a very good Christmas city. Like every time you
watch christmash, like, are they all in Chicago?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
You got home Alone, Christmas Vacation, Office, Christmas Party, Christmas Chronicles,
Santa Claus, Christmas with the Cranks, Spread Claus, Happy Christmas,
Bad Moms, Christmas in the Holiday. It's a lot of
Christmas movies that is set in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Well, because they've got a great atmosphere for Christmas, they've
got the snow, and they have the added bonus of
not being New York City.

Speaker 7 (27:57):
So it's a very good Christmas city.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Grandmlins is also a y you're right, you're right. I
didn't think about it. Gremlin Gremlins is in Chicago.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Yeah, you're right, And yeah I watch Gremlins this week too.
But so we're waiting, we're waiting. We're waiting for our board,
our board people for the uh the spectacular, the Christmas
movie bracket.

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Why don't I tell you guys, Uh, you know what,
Let's just do some more more awards. Let's we wait
on getting all this set up. Okay, let's go with
the I Love You Man Award. We can do.

Speaker 5 (28:32):
Yeah, let's do it there. Let's where we'll do it.
Let's do the I Love You Man Award. This goes
to you know, just you. You didn't win like a
it's not like a MVP Award or anything like that.
Doesn't mean you didn't deserve an MVP Award, but it's
just like, hey, you do enough stuff.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
You sport the pod. Sometimes you just want to say, hey,
I love you many. I just fucking love I'd love
you man. Thanks for fucking sporting us. All right.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Our nominees this year for the I Love You Man
Award of.

Speaker 4 (28:56):
The Year, Award of the Year for I Love You Man.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
First nominee is bro Brad. How could you not, bro Brad?

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Look at it? I love that God, God, he's beautiful, gorgeous,
he's looking he looks like a Viking.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Our next nominee Raymundo Benavitez.

Speaker 5 (29:10):
This would be his second award of the night could
be or the day, whatever it could be.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Whatever you're listening.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Mikey Paul is also a nominee. We have Ashley Wilkins
I love That would be the I Love You wooman.

Speaker 4 (29:24):
A woman has won the Man before. Melissa Hyde is one,
so we're you know, we don't care.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
And our final nominee is Adam the Cop, not grass.
I almost said Adam the Lop, because that's what it
looks like you wrote, because.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
You're writing there will be no riots at Cactus Coba right,
there will be no riots.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Riot.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
I will hit you with a stick.

Speaker 7 (29:46):
Yeah, don't make me shoot you.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
We are now armed with sticks.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
The twenty twenty five Gravy Award for I Love You
Man goes to the I Love You Woman Awarded.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Say Wilkins, I love you man.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Hey, it's the whippers, Robert. Can you grab that a word?

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Microphone, grab microphone. Don't sit though, because we got the
board there. But that's got a cool trophy too, and
it's got some way. It's a heart.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
You can use that as home defense.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
And Raymundo gives you a boomerang because you won. Okay,
anything to say thank you and y'all hear me, Yeah,
we got you'll hear me.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
I really thought was gonna win.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
He's winning at everything else.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Well, thank you very much, Ashley, every single day, every
single week, your your comment on the podcast, you're sharing,
the podcast, you're participating, and all the stuff. You you're
weekend weekends, You're always there supporting this, and we appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
I love you man.

Speaker 10 (30:50):
I love y'all very much. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (30:53):
Thank you, Thank you for being love you. Ashley Red
replies Ashley with an aye, I love you man for
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 7 (31:04):
All right, who we're gonna have passed out all this paper?

Speaker 5 (31:06):
We need people to start passing out green and red paper.
We should have planned we would. We're bad at there.
We go make the children do it. Child labor. No,
it's volunteers. They're volunteers, all right, it's different.

Speaker 7 (31:17):
It's still labor.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
We still got more words of you. Ab out. Let's
give away the uh let me get let me, let
me get on.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
This, let me get Yeah, I'm hogging the awards. The
uh one hog on here, and it's Bobby.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Bobby the hog jokes. That's what I was talking about.
Sam knows what we're saying. You know, you didn't get it.
She's just pretending we didn't say it. She's just looking
away from us. I get it, I get it. Our
nominees for Meme of the Year for twenty twenty five
are fettye Wop on the JBL speakers.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
That was a big one. Fat jd Vance, Oh, Fat
jd Vance is so cute. That was. That was a
fun one.

Speaker 5 (31:48):
A little Cutie nothing, beat to Jet to Holiday, nothing
does big Man Blast Choice.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Wait Man Blast Choice, big Man Blast.

Speaker 5 (31:57):
Big Man Blest the Cold Place CEO and his mistress
Spicy One. That was the big one, Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey's engagement photos, and Morgan Wallins Get Me to
God's Country, and our twenty twenty five Meme of the Year,

(32:19):
Bravy goes to.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
The Cold Place CEO and his mistress.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Adultery wins again getting caught on the jumbo tron.

Speaker 4 (32:29):
Somebody tag them, find them.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
I know she just did an interview, so it be
like congratulations. Everyone knows your marriage is over, but you
won this. You won this, all right. Let's let's move
them on, keep moving, keep moving. Give me give me
another one. We got Darlin like a Marlin. I think
this is your award. Oh that is darling like a marlin.
Ward may seem like another I love you man, award.
But being darling like a Marlin it means exactly what

(32:53):
it sounds like.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
You're just You're great. You're great in every aspect that
you could be.

Speaker 5 (32:57):
It's good to be darling like a Marlin, all right.
There's no better way to be darling than being darling
like a Marlon. And I are darling like a Marlin.
Nominees are Mikey Paul, Ashley Wilkins, who've actually went back
to back like right here. That would be insane. That
would be insane. Alex oh Luke Seyn and Brent Brandon

(33:24):
and our darling like a Marlon winner. I don't even
remember the JRM m um um jump, trying to think
of whoever wrote done this. You're a twenty twenty five
darl like a MARROLN Award winner is alex Oe. You
did it, buddy, you did it. Come on down and

(33:46):
accept your award.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Thank thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Hey, real quick, give us an impression of a darling
or of a Marlon right now?

Speaker 4 (33:56):
What's a bird?

Speaker 7 (33:57):
I mean, hey, it's his impression.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
It's your impression. Who are we to tell you.

Speaker 7 (34:02):
What if darlings did call?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
I'll tell lad take a golden ladle. All right, what
do you have to say for yourself? Well, I ate
my stick? Where's your stick it? Oh you hit your
you had the beef stick. You're right, it's a good stick.
How was it? It was good? Did you feel like
an award winner?

Speaker 15 (34:22):
Yeah, it wasn't my This is my uh fourth, the
fourth award in five years.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
It's pretty good. That's dynasty building, that's dynasty territory. Build
a dynasty right there. But I'm gonna keep saying stolen
a battler because we said it.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
We said that Munda had won a bunch in a
row and he had not won three in a row.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
We're bad, We're dumb. You know this.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
We're listening to us every week and I appreciate it.
Uh every year. Twelve years, right, twelve years. You Pat's
been here first six years.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Your guest is better than you, dude.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
And Robert dealing with the awe the majority of the
time he has been here.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I loved Robert from the beginning. The first time I
met him, he was wearing a mother's against Canada shirt.
It was my I was like, I'm gonna love this
guy immediately.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
It's always a good time. With y'all. Thanks for being
my number one Spotify podcast.

Speaker 5 (35:12):
Yeah, you had you listened to us for what was it,
What was the number of hour or minutes you listened, like,
over twenty twenty twenty thousand? Yeah, over he definitely over
twenty minutes. Yeah, you were in the point one percent.
Oh yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, but we appreciate you man,
appreciate that's done like.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
A Marlin brother.

Speaker 15 (35:31):
Yeah, I appreciate you all for holding it down and
looking forward to the movie bracket.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
It's coming, It's coming up, It's coming up. Let's got
the Nightmare for Christmas to win.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
We don't talk, don't don't propaganda's for movies, Yet we're allowed.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
To do that.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
I didn't know we had lobbyists and.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
We aren't allowed to have lobbyists. All right, this isn't
that kind of podcast. Okay, while we continue to get
set up, let's keep going through some more. Let's keep
going through some more. We're gonna knock out a bunch.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Of one time.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
I gotta do this one. I need this one.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
What do we got?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
Sports Guy next award is going to be.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
Coach of the Coach of the Year.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Our nominees for Coach of the Year are Lane Kiffin,
former Ole Miss, current ELSU head coach. A bandoned his
team right before the College Football Player Playoff. He's coaching
two SEC teams at the same time.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
That's pretty that's very It's hard to coach two teams.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Next one, Kurt Signetti for turning Indiana from literally historically
the worst team in the history of college football team
one to the best team in college football though the
number one seed going into the playoff. Absolutely incredible coaching job.
Gino Oriema Yukon women's basketball coach. He led them to
another national title, the twelveth of his year, twelve natties.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
That's very impressive.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
That's gonna be hard to beat.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Our next nominee is you Alex Middletown for leaving the
nineteenth Amendments me to three consecutive women's basketball Fantasy championships.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
I did though, That's incredible.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
And our final nominee is Pope Leo for coaching the
Catholic to a hell of a year as the Pope
in his first year. Is Pope Catholics are having a
year and the winner it you know what?

Speaker 7 (37:06):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Fuck this one Alex Wins, Ali Wins, you'ren't even opening
the velete Coach of the Year. Fuck the envelope. I
am deeming you coach of the year for leading the
Nineteenth Amendments. All the respect that you give to women.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
You deserve this.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
You know what, you know what it's not about. It's
not about me.

Speaker 5 (37:23):
It's about those girls out there on the court, on
the fantasy court to play for the Nineteenth Amendments. It's
not you know, winning one championship was tough, Winning back
to back championship was tough.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Winning three in a row even tougher.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
I gotta give it a shot to my girl, Leah Boston,
Bija Collier.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Great player, great name.

Speaker 5 (37:39):
Angel Reese's going out there every day and they didn't
think about They weren't thinking about me whenning an award.
They're thinking about just going out there and winning for
the Nineteenth Amendments.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
And they did it.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
And I have vowed that if we win again, I'm
gonna quit playing WNBA Fantasy Basketball because I'm gonna go
out like the Uston comments. Kid, you know what, non straight,
Let's go four in a row and then we'll fold
the team.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
I believe in you, buddy, I think we can do it.
Not everyone gets Most people get told when their time
is up. You're trying to do it on you.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Want to hand on my own drums? Yeah, and again,
not about me. Let's just move it on to give
me an athlete of the year. Let's give it on
athlete of the year. Let's not focused on me.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
I respect that about you. That's why that's why you
won Coach of the Year, because it's not about.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
You, all right. Our Athlete of the Year nominees are
Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
He broke Wayne Gretzky's NHL goal scoring record, and he
scored his eight hundred and ninety fifth goal earlier this year.
That he is now at nine and eleven goals. It's insane,
the first nine hundred goal scorer in NHL history.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
Incredible.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Our other nominee is Joey Chestnutt, taking back the Nathan's
Hot Dog Eating Contest title after a year because of
a dispute over a sponsorship.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Angel Reese of the Chicago Sky. She and of thee
and of the nineteenth Amendments.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
She did helpily the nineteenth the mindum It's to a
fantasy w NBA title. Great on her the Fijia Collier,
Minnesota Links and the Nineteenth Amendments. She did win the
w n b A m VP and also led the
Nineteenth Amendments to another w NBA Fantasy title. Cam Skataboo
Electric Factory. Did you know fun factor at Camp Scaboo.

(39:20):
He has as many touchdowns as Saquon Barkley, who gots
I think he's the highest paid running back in the league.
That's yeah, yeah, So Sakon Barley has seven touchdowns six
Camp Scadway has seven touchdowns. Camp Scaboo only played seven
games before getting injured. Like that's that seems good.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
This seems good. Our other nominee is Jameis Winston. Remember
that sick touchdown he had? Yeah, she had Week twelve
against the Lions.

Speaker 4 (39:45):
That was cool.

Speaker 7 (39:46):
And and and he's a wide receiver, right, that's why.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
He caught the ball.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Always a quarterback then, wow, that's credible. Do it all athlete.
He's an athlete, that's what he is.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
And then our final nominee is Shiedore Sanders Legendary only.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Matter of time, only out of time, shed Sanders.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Our twenty twenty five Athlete of the Year award goes
to Alex Ovechkin and Ovi. Alex Ovechkin could not be
here today, he was losing to the Red Wings, had
a game to accept his award. I would like the
alex Oe in the building to come accept this award

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on his behalf. Alex, Oh, could you please come accept
the award for your favorite Russian hockey player?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Words the award and the Athlete of the Year.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
For Alex that's more of a mental award. Yeah, we're
basically brothers.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I do respect too that he actually is a hockey
fan like us. There's not a lot of us down
here in Texas. He's a Red Wings fan, that's I'll say, though,
But he's a we beat the athlete.

Speaker 7 (40:45):
You're a hockey on the right path.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Yeah, I'm I'm a Red Wings fan. Let's go. He
forced me to. I'd made him. I mean I held
him at gunpoint and I was like, you better be time.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
You get sick of just Detroit being a trash city.
Come on over to.

Speaker 4 (40:58):
Paho's the first place in Atlantic. Yeah, who's the yah
who's in the first place in Atlantic?

Speaker 7 (41:02):
I mean, it's gonna be Boston.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
Who's in first place?

Speaker 7 (41:05):
I don't know, I haven't been. Look, it's the Red
Wings first.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Weird.

Speaker 7 (41:07):
Hey, we're both having great years.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
Weird, weird, But congratulations, alex I think you're for accepting
the award.

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Alex Oe all right for more years? Has anybody seen
my wife? Uh, she's got the baby. You know what,
we can do this on our own. We can do
this on our own.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
I think we can count.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
We can try.

Speaker 5 (41:27):
Okay, we can try to count. We can try to
count for sure. Let me go get my pen.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Let me do this.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Who's ready for the Christmas Movie Bracket at this time?
The most prestigious bracket in all of America. Some people
say it's the college football It is not. Most people
would say it's the college basketball bracket, which is a
phenomenal bracket, probably the second best bracket, only behind the
annual past the gravy Christmas Movie Bracket. You never know
who's gonna win, same teams every year. You know what,

(41:57):
people would say, that's redneant. No, it's not, it's electric.
It's electric.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
We already have the lobby and going on.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
We have a lot of lobbying going on. And just
to give you some stats while we wait to start.
We have the It's our twelve Daniel Christmas Movie brackets
started in twenty fourteen. We have Home Alone, last year's champion,
the defending champ, and one seed. They are the only
three time winner in the bracket's history. We have Grinch,
Elf and Christmas Vacation that have all won it twice.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
We'll see if they can join the three timers club.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
In order, It's Gone Home Alone, the Grinch Elf, Christmas Vacation, Diehard,
Christmas Vacation, Elf, Home Alone, Christmas Story, Home Alone, and
Grinch from most recent to oldest.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
All right, now, we're gonna go red, top, green and bottom.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Red at top, green and bottom.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Remind me of that as we are doing this, because
I am dumb, pat and you know that.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
You know that. All right, let's do this. So we're not.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
No, no, no, no, don't hold your stuff up yet. Okay,
So what we're gonna do is we are going to
give you the nominees. We will tell you what to
hold up. And our first round matchup and round one
of the bracket is gonna be the one seed Home
Alone against number sixteen. Just friends, this guy Ryan Reynolds,
Anna faris against McCauley, cocin and the gang. How did

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you see they were united this week mccolly cochin and
the Wet Bandits were hanging out.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I did see that picture.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
Fantastic.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
All right, So we're gonna go Red for home alone,
Red for home alone, and Green for just friends. Red
for home alone, Green for just friends.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Somebody has to count for me, little Chalky. But I
think we all understand this was gonna happen in round.

Speaker 5 (43:48):
I mean, it's the first seed, it's the one seed
home alone, Landslide, Landslide.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I'm sure McAuley cochin would be jacked up right now,
very excited see his team moving on.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
All right.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Next up, Well, this is the first time ever being
featured in this bracket. But everybody says that this is
when that we haven't ever featured and we needed to
because it's a classic. See you later, Matt Lows Magnificoce
we got the number eight seeded.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
It's a wonderful life. They will be red going up
against number nine, Bad Santa.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
Red for it's a wonderful life, Green for Bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
All Right, we're getting close here, Okay, it's not as
close as I thought, I think this is.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Bad.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Sanna bad, Santaway bad, Sannah, Old Belly Bob, Saw the
Landman moving on respect to It's a wonderful life, but
you know what, if you're an Aggie fan, it's not
a real wonderful life right now.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
That's old ass movie.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
That movie was good, but like, I don't want to
watch it.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
It's a different era. Man, it's hard to eras.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
Next up, we got number five seeded, a Christmas Story
going up against the Nightmare before Christmas, the twelve seed.
We're gonna go red for Christmas Story and green for
Nightmare before Christmas.

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Please hold up your cards. I'm counting. I'm counting. I'm counting.
I'm counting. Yeah, Okay, Christmas Story, Christmas Story.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Ralphie's my boy.

Speaker 7 (45:36):
Maybe next year. Jack Skellington, do you your handwriting is horrible?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
I wish i'd have the money. I'd take the money,
would be sick.

Speaker 7 (45:49):
Hey, we probably want to be here.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
I'm trying to write it while holding a microphone. Two.
I got a lot of things going on, all right.

Speaker 5 (45:56):
Next matchup on this side of the bracket is the
fourth seeded Jim Carries the Grinch, wrench going up against
number thirteen Jingle all the way.

Speaker 4 (46:10):
I'm tumbleman. Put the cookie down, tad.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
Red for the Grinch and green for Jingle all the way.
Ooh Grinch, blowout.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
Oh blowout, I only see one green.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
I am upset that like the lack of respect the
jingle away is getting.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Right here in all of respect to the governates is ridiculous.
Understandable though better. I mean, here's the thing. The Grinch
had a dog. You got Max, It's hard to go
against a dog.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Grab a back, Max, I'm not going wallow one's self loading.
Can't mess out again?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
What will I wear?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
What is that?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
That's just pretty much what the bracket turns into his us,
just quoting what we can remember from movies. All right,
our next matchup on the other side of the bracket,
we're flipping the bracket sides.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
The sixth seeded Home Alone too.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Lost in New York, going up against another first time
entry because somebody bitch that we hadn't played in before.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Miracle on thirty fourth Street the nineteen ninety four version,
not the old weird one.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Red four Home Alone two Green for Miracle on thirty
fourth Street. Okay, good, this is why a miracle on
thirty fourth Street. I've been put in It's not gonna win. Guys,
what are you talking about it? We put winners in
this bracket a right home alone, two advances.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
That's a nice little addition for James Madison right there
to be in the bracket. But we all knew what
was gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Home alone to the group of five schools are up
against it going into it, but they're included.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
You gotta respect your history.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
I have headphones and I can't hear you. Handwriting is horrible.
I'm not debating that. I'm not arguing that.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Children are running wild this year. I'm meeting pelted by
candy alex Is being have it.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
They're just roasting my handwriting. Sorry, I usually have somebody
film this out point me.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Coming up next, we've got the third seeded National Lampoons
Christmas Vacation going up against another. Not to be biased anyway,
this movie sucks Love actually.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Love stink.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Love Actually. What's your favorite line from that? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That one when they say love stinks. Because I've seen
this movie. I've seen this movie so many times It's
hard for me to pick a favorite.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Lo Love actually is where like, uh, Rick Grimes is
like you had me at Hello.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
I like when they walk in and say, hey, how's it going.
That's my favorite line.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
And then Liam Niece's like show me the money.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
All right? Colors red for Christmas vacation, Green for love. Actually, yeah, ah,
just as I thought love is dead.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Suck it. Love actually is Christmas vacation.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
In this house, we all love Chevy Chase. He's such
a good guy. Everyone likes him, especially the people that
have worked with him.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
All Right, two more in the first round.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Two more left in the first round, and we've got
the seventh seeded, the Santa Claus that I think has
contributed to a lot of my generations.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Spelling Santa Claus wrong.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
For our whole life.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Then we got it going up against number ten seeded
die Hard.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
This could be our first close one.

Speaker 5 (49:22):
This might be a close to one. Number seven, the
Santa Claus against die Hard.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
Santa Claus is red, die Hard, Green. Good Man back there, Nick,
I see you.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
Ooh, here we go.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
This is gonna be a close one. Pat you have
to film yippy kaye motherfuck sorry children, children.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Oh, this is a heat of Alex's. This is the highest.
Alexis what Red was? What Red is? The Santa Claus
Green is die Hard.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
And a winning I lost again.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
This is what you recount. Guys have counters normally.

Speaker 7 (50:08):
Sometimes you have to count twice.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
Where the fuck are my counters?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Guys, we're in Florida in two thousand. We're recounting the votes.
We had a couple of hanging checks.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
You have to put your hand down, you know that
dog two pieces. I don't know if Josh voted that way.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
We got fat Tim Allen, Hey, Bruce Willis is dying. Guys,
keep that in mind. You gotta you gotta keep that
into account when you're voting Red, Santa Claus, Red, die Hard, Green.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Diard, did die McLean?

Speaker 7 (50:44):
Die Hard? Moving on?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
See right there already won one there we know and
Diehard is definitely a Christmas movie die Hard.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Alex is having trouble with the board over here. That's okay,
that's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Do not have them here our next Jamie, will you
fill the bracket out for you can vote Jamie, but
you have to fill the bracket out all right, thank you.
Jamie is now in charge of the bracket. It is
not my fault and my handwriting won't ruin it.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
All right.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
And our final matchup of the first round.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
We've got Elf, the two seed and the loser of
last year's championship going up against number fifteen.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Four Christmases, I think is.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
A very very very very underrated Christmas movie.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Red for Elf, Red for Elf, Green for four Christmases.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
And it's a landslide.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
It's elf self. It's Elf.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
You sit on a throne of line, you smell like
beef of cheese.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Bye buddy, you hope you find your dad all right.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
That concludes our first round of the Christmas Movie Bracket.
Round two begins now with last year's champion, Home Alone
going up against Bad Santa upset over Wonderful Life. In
the first round Red for Home Alone and Green.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
For Bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
We've got some up.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Yeah, Like.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
The counting is going on, this is see it starts
getting closer here in the second round. You gotta actually
pay attention. It's not just landslides everywhere. Of course, the
Bears fans are Home.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Alone advances Rip Billy Bob, it's not in Texas in
Bad Santa.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
R p uh, John, I forgot not in the movie.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Not from Texas the movie guys. All right.

Speaker 5 (52:46):
Next up for a spot in the semifinals, we've got
the fifth seeded Christmas Story going up against number four
Jim Carrees The Grinch.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
Red It's Christmas Story, Green is the Grinch.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
I gotta say, it does make me happy. Whenever the
Grinch gets to be green, it just fits perfect.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Yeah. Yeah, last router is a little confusing for me.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
It hurt my brain. This tickles my brain the correct way.
We got a dog fight in this one. Someone called Maverick.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
I see what you did there, Bud the Grinch. The
Grinch advance is alrighty, alrighty. Next up for another spot
in the semifinals is the sixth.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Seeded Home Alone Too, going.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Up against number three Christmas Vacation. Red for Home Alone
two Green for Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 7 (53:49):
Another tight one here.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
If you're holding.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Green and red in the same hand, make sure you
make that I can see which color it is.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Okay, thank you, Piaket.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Christ's Making Vacation.

Speaker 5 (54:02):
I was pretty surprised with that one. I thought, hold on,
I would have put up a little bit more.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Of a fight.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
I'm not that surprised by it. Chris, it's a class
it is. There's really no upsets once you get to
this round. It's all classics against classics.

Speaker 4 (54:13):
That's true, very true, very true.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
All right, and we do have a bunch of merry
group of assholes here, so.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
Yeah, we do, Yeah, we do. All right.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
We are our final matchup in the second round, die
Hard the Tenesday going up against number two Elf.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Red for Dieard, Green for Elf.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
Let's hold your cards up, Red for die Hard, Green
for Elf.

Speaker 7 (54:38):
Who is going to win in a fight? Buddy the
Elf or John McClain.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
I'm actually wondering if you switch their roles in those movies,
who does a better job. Does John McLain do a
better job as an Elf? Or does Buddy the Elf
do a better job taking out terrorists?

Speaker 5 (54:56):
It was a close one, but we had an upset, folks,
die Hard, die Hard moves on past. Diehard advances to
the semifinals.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
This has got to be the earliest that Elf has
ever been bounced out of that.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, and Elf was in the finals last year.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Disappointing year for Wow, where were you when die Hard
upset Elf?

Speaker 7 (55:12):
Where were you in the past when die Hard upset Elf?

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Of the bracket?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
All right, our semifinals.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
We've got home On, the Grinch, Christmas Vacation, and die
Hard left. Let's see who our champion this year is.
Our first matchup is gonna be the one seed Home
Alone going up against fourth seeded The Grench with Jim Carrey.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Homlone is Red, the Grinch is Green.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
Hold your cards up, Homolone Red, Grinch Green.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
Ooh, that is true. They are both great movies. There's
no losers at this point. You gotta just be happy
to be there, honored by the ventation.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Home alone or home Alone? I think you said was
an R not a two. I was like home on
two's out. No, you're good, You're good.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
The Wet Bandit's move on to the finals.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
The Wet Band, it's home alone. Will they go back
to back?

Speaker 7 (56:22):
Could be what they are a juggernaut.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
It would be the first time we've never had a
four time champion. They might be bad for the bracket.
Could be next up are another spot in the final.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Is gonna be between Christmas Vacation the third scene against
the ten seeded die Hard.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Christmas Vacation is gonna be Red, die Hard will be Green.
Hold them up, Hold them up, Christmas Vacation's Red, Diard's Green.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
We got a.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Oh this is, you know, not as tight as I
thought this was what was gonna be. Now, granted my
tabulations are not correct. I am at an unelevated position.
I can't see as well as Alex, but I feel
like I'm seeing a pretty stark difference here. Who is
going to win? Chevy Chase or John M.

Speaker 4 (57:16):
Die Hard?

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Die Hard movieces the Cinderella Story continue.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
The people love Diehard. Carl Winslow shoots a kid. What's
not to like about that movie?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Hey, summarize A and M's college football playoff this year.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Oh, they died pretty hard. Gig them stupid aggies ruining
everything all right?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
Our championship game. You filled out the bracket all the way.
It's not done. No, that was the semi.

Speaker 1 (57:47):
Yeah, this was the semis we just did.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Okay, No, we're not done. We're not We're done.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
She's calling her shot, But that doesn't mean you have
to be called it all right?

Speaker 4 (57:59):
Number one seeded home alone against the ten seed die Hard.
We're going red for.

Speaker 5 (58:03):
Home alone Green for die Hard to see who our
champagne is.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
Home alone Green, die Hard.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
To decide on what is the greatest Christmas movie of
all time of twenty twenty five?

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Dare I say, dar, we have a blowout?

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Oh my god, m game and absolute dog walking going
on in the final round for.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Die Hard to take die Hard?

Speaker 7 (58:32):
What the greatest Christmas movie of all time of twenty
twenty or.

Speaker 4 (58:36):
Twenty twenty five Christmas three bragget champion die Hard.

Speaker 1 (58:39):
So just in case you ever run into any of
those idiots in the wild that say Diehard is not
a Christmas movie, you tell him no. I saw the tournament.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
I was there.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
I won two time champion, now two time two time
Christmas Movie Bracket champion.

Speaker 4 (58:55):
Wow. Wow, that's why they play the games, folks. Ho
ho ho playing the game.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Diehards a Christmas movie and submachine guns are Christmas Moon got.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
A machine gun? All right? Guys? That I got I
think a bweed around to that.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
That was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Thank you for everybody that participated in the voting.

Speaker 7 (59:20):
My endorphins are going crazy right now.

Speaker 5 (59:21):
Hey, Ronoplaus for Jamie for helping out with that made
it amazier.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Thank you, Jamie.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
What do you think should we rip off another award?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
You'll do some awards.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I think we should do It Awards twenty twenty five Gravies.
All right, now we're getting into the to the the
Biggins biggest. We got three Biggins. We've already gotten rid
of the auxiliary ones. We only have the We have
four more more awards winning, all right, and we we
will also be doing a live Answers questions segment if
you have a question you would like to ask us here, can.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
You move those that bag Robert as well?

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Just put it behind that sorry, well, behind the scen
behind the curtain. We're pulling it back a little bit,
all right.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
I think you should being as you are the coach
of the nineteenth Amendments, you have a wife and two
daughters and a mother. You're a champion of women. I
think you should be the one to announce a woman.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Of the year. All right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
The next award we're going to give away is the
Gravy Award for Woman of the Year, the woman who
has portrayed the most Gravy gang like activities over.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
The last year or whatever that goes.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Not to say there are specific women activities, but yeah,
there are.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Activities to say.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
All right, we're not throwing papers, guys, not throw papers,
all right, sallot.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Down, You're gonna put in eye ow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Our nominees for Women of the Year are Ashley Wilkins,
last year's champion, Can she go back to back? Will
be your second.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Award today, Abby Givens, Tessa g.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
Danielle Weston, and Melissa.

Speaker 4 (01:01:03):
Hyde the Cookie Queen herself, the Cookie Queen herself and.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
With a woman's touch because it's a woman's award, but
only like seventy percent of like what you would give
a man's right drum roll. The twenty twenty five Grady
for a Woman of the Year goes to Abby Gibbons,
who is not here. Accepting the award on her behalf
is Mikey P. Mikey P will be accepting the award

(01:01:38):
on her behalf. Please hand him. Hey, so she's not here,
but you are now responsible for that. It is not
our responsibility, Abby, if you get this award or not.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
We handed to him. He is in charge of it.
We could not guarantee how it gets to you.

Speaker 16 (01:01:51):
So Abby put me in charge of accepting her award
if she won, and she told me to do it
in a Jamaican accent. But I'm not doing that job.
But Yaman, I appreciate sham On. That's pretty great, all right.
This is for Abby. I will find her and give
it to her eventually, but I will send this to

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her and here and tell her thank you fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
You're twenty twenty five Women of the Years except her,
Thank you, Paul for Abby Gibbons who Abby did join
the Gravy Game this year and she's been pretty awesome
to be a part of. She's contributing every single week
in some capacity. Very deserving of that award. Let's move
along to the Man of the Year award, which is

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the man with all of the most gravy like qualities
and that's why he wins this award.

Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
Bravy Man.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Our nominees for Man of the Year are Mikey Paul,
last year's winner, Raimundo Bendavidez, Alex.

Speaker 7 (01:02:55):
Oh oh Oh, Josh Tree Coddle, and Tottathan Voss.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
Tottathan Voss who could forget?

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
People don't know that. Tatas short for Totta.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Yeah, and I'll bill forget that people forget.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
And our winner for the twenty twenty five Man of
the Year award.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
Goes through the old Tree branch himself, Josh Tree.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Wow Wow, we did this guy? Look at this guy?
Oh yeah, got a.

Speaker 5 (01:03:33):
Nice Yeah sat Ray Mundo for making flags for the
Man of the Year, Woman of the Year at MVP.
Come have a seat, grab a microphone, make your acceptance speech, buddy, congratulations.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah talking to a microphone now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
I have.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
We have to hear you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
How does it feel?

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
It's the whole point of the microphone.

Speaker 3 (01:03:58):
My heart. How many wars with the Eagles nest?

Speaker 7 (01:04:03):
The nest doesn't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:06):
It's just high up. Though it's very high up.

Speaker 7 (01:04:09):
Eagles do build very hot.

Speaker 13 (01:04:11):
I never expect to win anything. I just love contributing,
you know, I love y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Hanging out with the Gravy gang, the best gang.

Speaker 4 (01:04:21):
Gang.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Gang gang is not even paying attention to us.

Speaker 4 (01:04:25):
Any gang.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Treat one another win blah blah blah.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
Is he winning too many awards? Is he bad for
the sport? I don't know. I don't think so ever.
We appreciate.

Speaker 13 (01:04:41):
I mean, hey, hey, two timers, we're the only two timers.
You need to get the ropes. You know, maybe maybe
Todd can join the club.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
We'll see enough. If somebody can win three today, who knows?

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
We got one more award had out too, but we
have one more other award than you guys could all.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
To be up there. I believe both. Thank you, thanks
for all your sport. Man, We appreciate you couldn't do
this with that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:09):
Cheers, dude, round applaza, Josh Tree Connor, you're twenty twenty
five Men of the Year. All right, please stop throwing
stuff at us now, kids, kid knock it off.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Cilencio.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
All right, We're gonna do a live answer segment here
in a second.

Speaker 5 (01:05:26):
If you'd like to kind of start a queue over
here if you want to ask us a question, we
will give out our twenty twenty five Gravy Award for
Best Answers Question Asker.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
The person is the best at this segment all throughout
the year. Would you hand me or do you want
to take this one?

Speaker 7 (01:05:41):
I think you got it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:42):
You want to take it?

Speaker 1 (01:05:42):
I did the last one, okay, A little alternating shot
going on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
I want to do MVP.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Okay, then I'll do this one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
I want to do MVP.

Speaker 7 (01:05:49):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
The nominees for Best Answers Question Asker of the Year
quite possibly the greatest named award of all.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Time, longest name of the of all of our Words.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
Our nominees are alex Oh, Todd Voss Yeah, Andrew Alderman Yeah,
Josh Tree, Coddle Yeah, Daniel Weston, Mikey Paul Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
And Luke the Groin sowin. I've never said that before,
but I think that has to be a snake.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Luke the Groin. I like that you are now, Luke
the groinswing a right fy I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
And the winner for Best Answers Question ask her is
the man the Legend Todd Voss.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
Todd Voss.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
He also won the Rod Ryan Show's Tournament Champions yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Chip Chip back to back award winning days for this
guy over here, he's pulling up a speech on it.

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
Everything's coming up, Todd.

Speaker 5 (01:06:44):
It's all Todd Todd, a Finn Voss baby.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
This is the year of the Todd.

Speaker 7 (01:06:51):
Everybody loves the Todd, the Todd baby.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
And then show up your arm real fast, Todd, can
you get a zooming on this doing on his arm
real fast? Because you didn't get it to the nominations
because you did it after look at those past the
gravy tattoo right there. Look at that guy. We had
seven past the gravy tattoos out in the wild. You
are the newest member of the Past Gavy Tattoo Club,
and you're gonna receive a gold ladel as well.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
Courtesy of Raymundo Bana Vitez.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
I was a ghost.

Speaker 7 (01:07:21):
Yeah, it might help if we actually.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
We got you here.

Speaker 17 (01:07:23):
Your nice little flora is yours, my friend. I was
a ghost. I was alone, given the throne. I didn't
know how to behave. I was the queen that I'm
meant to be. I live two.

Speaker 18 (01:07:38):
Lives, tried to play both sides, but I couldn't find
my own place. Called the problem child because I got
too wild.

Speaker 17 (01:07:49):
But now that's how I'm getting paid.

Speaker 11 (01:07:55):
We're going up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
It's our moment, you know.

Speaker 17 (01:08:01):
Together, we're glowing, We're gonna be We're gonna be.

Speaker 7 (01:08:04):
Golden, beautifully written.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Did you come up without yourself?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Well that's Korean? Is that Korean?

Speaker 17 (01:08:16):
Always hearing you for the kids, for the chilling.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
You're twenty twenty five best answers question, ask you everybody.
Todd Voss Ridam applause, Ty, congratulations to the Year of
the Todd continues, whoa.

Speaker 7 (01:08:32):
And then his son immediately, what.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Are we doing? We do not have backup trophies. If
you break your as it's broken.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
You grounded?

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
He's brown.

Speaker 5 (01:08:41):
Yeah, he's absolutely grounded. All right, Well let's do some U.
Let's do some answers questions. We have three people wrote
in and then we'll get to the live ones. Our
first one, it was submitted beforehand. This is from somebody
that wrote in, Matt Moletta, and Matt says, if Rudolph
goes down with an injury on Christmas Eve, which reindeer
does Santa get.

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
To guide his sleigh?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
Oh, I'm gonna go with comment seems very fast.

Speaker 5 (01:09:08):
I think comment, but Comet seems like a like he's
your enforcer on the squad. I was thinking, like I
was like Cupid might be the guy because like he
seems like he could be selfless.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
I think Dasher's it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
You put Dasher up front short bursts though, isn't it
like he's the first one he's like on Dasher on
Prance are on Common and Vixing, like he's the first
guy that he thinks of outside of Rudolph's s Rudolf leads,
but like he doesn't say like on Comment he said
on Common on Cupid. Later on he goes Dasher Dancer
Prance are for so, I think dant be Dash like
we're like we're hockey guys. Like Rudolph's got the sea on,

(01:09:41):
but like Dasher, he's got to Dancer, have the a's
or the assistant captain. So I think we go Dasher
as who he who would get the guide it say
Rudolph goes down Christmas Eve with an injury.

Speaker 7 (01:09:51):
I agree that that that makes the most sense.

Speaker 4 (01:09:53):
You'd probably just put like a flashlight on his nose
or something.

Speaker 7 (01:09:55):
Like that, a little a headlamp.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Headlamp probably a good idea. All right, great question, matt Our.
Next one is from Aaron R.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
And Aaron says, if Christmas wasn't in December, what other.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Month would it fit into best? They have Christmas in July,
but that's fourth of July's.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Year, or yeah, you know that's my month, that's my
birth month.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
And then you think, like you so you go January's
got nothing, February, Valentine's Day, March, Saint Patrick's Day.

Speaker 7 (01:10:23):
I think you got to go January because you still
need to be cold.

Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
That's what I was thinking too. I think it's cold enough.

Speaker 7 (01:10:28):
You can't do November and October.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
November October kind of booked.

Speaker 7 (01:10:31):
Yeah, January and.

Speaker 5 (01:10:33):
Then June another month without really anything going on it.
Probably don't do that though.

Speaker 1 (01:10:37):
That would be kind of dope to have it in
January two because think about you have New Year's you
get a couple of days off work, you got to
go back into work. You're easing back into the year,
and then you have another break immediately.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
You would just push back the distance between like Thanksgiving
and then like having the holiday season.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
It'd be like a month in between instead of two
three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Yeah, so it's all stacked on top of each other.
You get a little bit of a break, but then
you're right back into another.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
Holiday January, January, go January.

Speaker 5 (01:10:59):
All right, and our last listeners submitted question before we
get the in person ones, if anybody is ready to
go with the real question here, this is power ranking, okay, fuck,
I didn't write down who who sent this in, so
I pop my apologies to whoever sent this in.

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Do not have your name, but that's on me. Power rank.
These non Christmas December.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
Religious holidays we had Hankkah Kwanza. Robert, you have to
be in this too as well, because you have to
have rank without knowing things Hankkah, Kwanza, Festivus, Toyota Than,
and Body Day, which is the Buddhist day of enlightenment.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
I'll go first. I'll go first. I think five Body
Day because I just heard about it.

Speaker 7 (01:11:46):
Yeah, that seems made up. That that could be made up,
and we will.

Speaker 5 (01:11:49):
If you're enlightened, you need a day for enlightenment. I'm
enlightened every day. So that's how That's how Buddha would live.
Ye as a not expert on Buddha, that's how I
think Buddha would live. I think we were kwan uh
after that, just because I don't know enough about it.

Speaker 7 (01:12:05):
Yeah, I know it's there, but I still know nothing
about it.

Speaker 4 (01:12:07):
Then we go Toyota Thon.

Speaker 5 (01:12:09):
I know a lot about Toyota Than because it's on
a lot of ads, so I see it every day.
And then I'm gonna go Festivus because I like Aaron
Grievance's It's a lot of this podcast is just that's
bitching about things. And then number one is Honika because
Honka is they eight days they.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Ate Christmases, ate presents.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Yeah, so Honikkah, Festus, Toyotathon, Kwanza, Bodie Day.

Speaker 7 (01:12:32):
I will go next.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
I'm gonna go just like you body day in Kwanza
five and four.

Speaker 7 (01:12:37):
I just don't know enough about them.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Yeah, I'm not educated on this.

Speaker 7 (01:12:40):
So I haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Three, I'm gonna go with uh, you know, let's just
keep the religions going right there. Oh, we're gonna go
with honka number three, respect honkah, don't celebrate. Okay, Yeah,
same number two. We are going to what were the
other ones?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Toyota Thon and Festivus, Festivus.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
We're gonna go number two. Very important. You gotta a
or your gievans is. Number one is Toyota Than because
Jordan Love historically kicks a lot of aster Toyota Than. Okay,
it's his best time of the year. He's always lighting
it up. And we got the Bears later tonight and
he's gonna light them up for Toyota though.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Yeah, all right, Robert, did you want to he Robert
your microphone, Robert, you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Gotta go what you got. You don't have to look
at it either. Yeah, I'm gonna go number five. I'm
going fest of Us. I don't know what that is.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Festivus for the rest of us. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:29):
Number four I'm going uh Kwanza number three, Body Day two,
number one, Toyota than Toyota, Don.

Speaker 7 (01:13:38):
Bobby's a smart man. He knows what's up here.

Speaker 4 (01:13:40):
Rankings, Bobby Great, rankings.

Speaker 5 (01:13:42):
All right, does anybody have a live answers question they
would like to ask us? If not, we will wrap
this up. Todd Voss, Todd.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Voss over here, Tonathan, anybody would like to get you?

Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
You go next? If not, we'll wrap it up after
Todd's question. We have an MVP.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
By the way, Todd's got one of those cool new
phones where it's a flip phone, but it's all with
a touch screen that I don't understand how they work.

Speaker 17 (01:14:02):
I have a few Robert felines for you. They are
holiday related, all right, love it. The first one Navidad blanco.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
White Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I was trying to remember what Navidad meant my Spanish
s no bueno.

Speaker 11 (01:14:19):
The next one soundless evening.

Speaker 7 (01:14:23):
Quiet night, silent night, silent night.

Speaker 11 (01:14:25):
Yeah, damn it, silent night.

Speaker 1 (01:14:27):
I got it, but I'm stupid nailed it.

Speaker 17 (01:14:31):
I've got two more. I'll make it quick, solitary, domicile, something.

Speaker 1 (01:14:38):
Else, home alone.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
They got team work.

Speaker 17 (01:14:44):
I got one more, a dark yellowish green, cariboo.

Speaker 7 (01:14:50):
Reindeer, reindeer. It's gotta be no.

Speaker 4 (01:14:56):
Something reindeer.

Speaker 11 (01:14:57):
There's a reindeer.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
It's just reindeer.

Speaker 7 (01:15:00):
No, you keep going a dark yellowish green? Care so
dark yellowish green?

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Is yellow? What is yellowish green?

Speaker 7 (01:15:07):
It's like a like a forest. It's it's something.

Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Reindeer, reindeer forest.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
No, something reindeer. There's something before reindeer.

Speaker 11 (01:15:18):
That's why I made this the last one.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
It's good. This is good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
I don't know what you got us there.

Speaker 11 (01:15:25):
It's olive the other reindeer.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
All right, that was worth it. That was worth it.
That's good.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Todd Voss, Todd Voss. That's he's the best answers to
question asker of the year. And I wonder he gets
to go right here?

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:40):
Anybody else? Anybody else? All right, Jesin We have justin
next and then moving to after that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
All right, what's you got for you, little turn?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
What do you have to say for yourself? Justin?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
How many like cookies of like a small size could
you fit in the biggest fair of fans?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
They just pockets?

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
So basically these cookies in my hants is what we're
going for here. Yeah, or Jared from Subways. You know,
maybe we don't need to talk.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
About him, right, yea, we don't talk about hey kids,
you don't need to know about jants. I'm gonna say,
are we talking pockets or are we like we could
tie the bottoms of the pants and fit as many into.

Speaker 10 (01:16:14):
The rest of them every single place you could put
a cookie, so.

Speaker 7 (01:16:18):
Like we're actually filling up the pants plus pockets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
I'm gonna say two hundred and twenty six cookies.

Speaker 4 (01:16:25):
I was gonna go three fitty.

Speaker 7 (01:16:27):
Tree fitty, tree fitty is probably a good amount.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Wait wait, wait, wait about six?

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
All right, great question justin but tree fitty is my answer? Really?

Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Tree fitty is always the ANSWER's way to say six
because he's kids. Yeah, that was get killed.

Speaker 7 (01:16:46):
It's a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
I know they lose them, all right, Who's next? Who's next?
Jordan Welch? What's going on? Brother? Please give the catch
after Jordan Welch? Everybody? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:17:01):
Tell us.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
Italian? Is that I'm staying hello? Can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (01:17:06):
Jordan Welch at Jay Undersquare watch two seventy ninety five
on Twitter.

Speaker 11 (01:17:10):
That's right?

Speaker 19 (01:17:12):
You know how everyone says tomorrow is another day? Yes,
not true? Wouldn't today be another day? Today is also
tomorrow's Look, we have no idea what tomorrow is gonna bring.
It might turn out to be another day, but we
can't say for certain. So wouldn't the correct question be
today is another day?

Speaker 1 (01:17:33):
And he's got a good point because sometimes in Alaska,
aren't there days that don't have any day?

Speaker 7 (01:17:36):
It's all night? So tomorrow would not be another day,
it would be another night.

Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
But every day has a night?

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
Correct? Is it a day if it doesn't have a day. Yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
So in places like Alaska or Finland, No, that's just
the next night.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
You're not like, what night are you coming over? Hold on?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Am I wrong? Because I know there are days where
they don't get any night and it's all day. Are
there also days where there's no sun in only night?

Speaker 7 (01:18:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
Alaska's a good example of that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:03):
Well, also like Portland, they're very cloudy and rainy, so
I'm sure there's some days that were no day and
what was the other one? England? England doesn't have the sun,
so it's great day.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
Yes, it is great everywhere.

Speaker 7 (01:18:15):
Because God hates that country and you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
Know what else, they don't have America because we beat
them in they don't have any Super Bowls seventeen seventy six.

Speaker 1 (01:18:22):
Bitches yep.

Speaker 5 (01:18:24):
I think every day is another day though still, and
every today is also another day.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
All the days are other days. Each day is a day.

Speaker 7 (01:18:34):
Ice Creol would say today was a good day.

Speaker 4 (01:18:35):
Even if it's a night, because there's a that you
don't have a night with a day.

Speaker 19 (01:18:39):
And one more, one more note about that by the
time we reach tomorrow, it'll be today again, so we
can't say like tomorrow is another day in the future,
but it's still another day.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Though there's always tomorrow because each day is today.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
But do you do any just picture looking at the
counties that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, it's today, today, today, today, today, today, today, today,
Like do one of those pill bottles that you get,
like where you have your pills.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Each day, but just put today on all of the days,
because that will be the day that has the.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Day that it is. It's still today, all right. We
don't need to be throwing things.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
At pat watch. This table is not dirty, all right.
We're losing we're losing it. We're losing the crowd over here.
We need some crowd control.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
All right, today was my question?

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
All right, no arrest the children, great question, Jordan, Well,
thank you on applause. Anybody else, anybody else, ray Mundo,
We're gonna wrapping up with Raymundo.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:19:36):
He used to settle. Careful with the table, guys, be careful, careful.

Speaker 4 (01:19:41):
All right, all right, kids, cats cats, kids over there
are there.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
I'll tell your parents to ground you. I have that power.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
You know what's up? Buddy?

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
Who knew that the unruliest members of the Gravy Gang
were the Gravy children.

Speaker 5 (01:19:57):
The interns, the Innswern's new I have a question, and
my question is the perfect segment for that.

Speaker 8 (01:20:05):
If you can live for one week in the body
and life of the other member of the Gravy Gang,
who would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Would you rather?

Speaker 4 (01:20:15):
Would Alex rather be Pat or Robert? Would Rob?

Speaker 9 (01:20:18):
Robert rather be Pat or Alex or you know, so
and so.

Speaker 5 (01:20:23):
I'd be Robert because Sam would take care of me
for a week, I'd be Robert.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Yeah, he's too far gone out of the bachelor lifestyle.
He couldn't handle Robert Sam. Sam would take care of
me I want.

Speaker 7 (01:20:34):
To Can I pick neither?

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
No, you have to pick one. It's the question.

Speaker 1 (01:20:38):
Here's what's weird though, Like what if there's significant other
leads in for a kiss, then I'm just kissing their lady.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
But you're them now, you're them now, but I still
know I'm mean, but you're us at that point, you know,
I'm gonna have to take Robert because I cannot be put.

Speaker 7 (01:20:51):
In charge of children.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
That's probably a good like.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
I should not be. I don't do diapers.

Speaker 9 (01:20:57):
I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 8 (01:20:58):
The reason I asked this questions because I already want
Robert's answer, So can we get the hog to come
over here and answer that question?

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
Robert.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
I think I would rather be pat because he seems
so stress free. He does, yeah, he's got Like you're like,
what would you do last nights? Like I played video
games till the morning. I just hang I just hung out,
I slept.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
Plus I don't think I could. Uh, I would be
the I would be weird hout, like I wouldn't want
to iss him or anything. She leans anything and deal
with kids like I'm just gonna I'd rather be the
single because she's always trying to get it. So yeah,
I mean that's why you have two kids.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
That's yeah, exactly. You can't stay off me. So would
you be okay with peeing through the torn de seat?

Speaker 9 (01:21:38):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
I think Robert would be like, wait, hold on, I
actually am allowed to piss in the sink.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
Yeah, Robert, I can pee in the sink now, cool.
I can leave a pile of hair all over the
bathroom for six months.

Speaker 4 (01:21:50):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
I haven't done that in the new place that we
don't have hair? Do you stop having hair? So yes,
that's why it's different, all right, all right, thank you. Also,
these guys just both work so much harder than me.
I don't think I could handle it.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
I would I would gass out real quickly.

Speaker 5 (01:22:07):
All right, Well that is about to conclude our twenty
twenty five Christmas spooctacular.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
But but hey, we need to catch.

Speaker 5 (01:22:15):
We need to catch. We need to catch. We need
to catch right off the cotch off the catch. Okay,
we have one one final question then we need to catch.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
So, if you were in a.

Speaker 12 (01:22:26):
Money machine and you stuff all your clothes with money,
and they were all one hundred dollars, how much money do.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
You think you would have six seven.

Speaker 11 (01:22:38):
Got her.

Speaker 5 (01:22:40):
Yeah, I was gonna say I was gonna say that,
but then I decided I was gonna go six save.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
I could probably get six seven is nice? That is
six seven grand?

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Six seven grand? All right, you're losing your mic privileges.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Uh, I mean honestly, like it was a meaning lot
of clothes. I think I have quite a lot of
large clothing things. I was gonna say it started as
a meme. I think I could get six or seven grand.

Speaker 5 (01:23:11):
I get six or seven grand about to Yeah, I
was gonna say the exact.

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
Same seven thousand dollars or six or nine thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Yeah, probably like yeah, somewhere maybe like six and nine
thousand dollars, maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:23:21):
Between like four and twenty thousand.

Speaker 7 (01:23:25):
I think I could get four hundred and twenty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Are you probabing four hundred and twenty thousand dollars? You
don't think I like what like ones? We're talking twenties.

Speaker 20 (01:23:34):
We're talking hundies, like hundred, three hundred thousands.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
Oh no, I don't have that many clothes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
Yeah, No, I could have fit three hundred three thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
I have a very small washer. My washer is very small.
Got dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:23:48):
Yeah, yeah, we're super kind of all that.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
That's that's our defining Like.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Literally when we do we're dumb. Okay, okay, you argue
with a dumb I'm gonna.

Speaker 11 (01:23:57):
Get an answer from our tell.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Me what do you think?

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Yeah? Tell you? We can all right, next, all right,
thank you, thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
Thank you for the question.

Speaker 4 (01:24:09):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:24:10):
We have to move on. We gotta rapp it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
We must move on. We must move on. Please hand
me our final card.

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
The final and most prestigious award of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Because we cannot end any Christmas spectacular without our MVP
of the Year, our MVP Award of past. The Gravy
Podcast and the nominees for the twenty twenty five MVP
Arerai Mundo Bine, last year's champion and two time title holder,

(01:24:40):
Abby Gibbons Are of the Year, Todd Voss, Josh Tree
Candle another two time champion in the past, Alex Oh
has won the award before, Ashley Wilkins and Mikey Paul.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
Because Lupa just didn't say just see how anything, just
not say anything.

Speaker 7 (01:25:03):
So what if we waited like six or seven minutes to.

Speaker 4 (01:25:05):
Six or seven minutes?

Speaker 17 (01:25:06):
Yeah, six s eight no six.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
All right, we killed it. We finally killed that's're welcome.
We finally kids get mad at us.

Speaker 5 (01:25:18):
Just six seven again. Kids can't take jokes these days.
You're twenty twenty five. Gravies MVP Mikey Ball. He hit
you with the Hessy hike keep ball psych bumble clot.

(01:25:48):
I do not hate girls, do not hate girls. Mikey
Paul hey him due, Please hand me that award. Congratulations, buddy.
He's got a speech prepared and printed too. Hold your
a wood, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
You can read. I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
Let's out for the computer. What you want the computer?
You want to hold it?

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
Whoa wow?

Speaker 4 (01:26:15):
Well I get the boomerang.

Speaker 20 (01:26:18):
I got the Boomerangsly, my daughter gets a boomerang, and
I get a flag I can add to my cubicle.
All right, So I wrote a little speech just in
case I won anything.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Case he's the first time MVP winner.

Speaker 16 (01:26:33):
Totally unexpected, guys, I did not expect to win anything.
I love these guys, pat Alex, these guys are amazing.
They brought together the most amazing, caring, thoughtful people in
the world.

Speaker 9 (01:26:51):
I mean, I mean, all right, I.

Speaker 16 (01:26:56):
Want to congratulate the other awesome. Not awesome nominees. You're
amazing losers, but amazing, and I love you Alex again.
I can't thank Yell enough for bringing for this podcast
and bringing the best piece together on this rock together
the most caring, selfless tell you how it is, people,

(01:27:17):
Let's keep this gravy train rolling in twenty twenty six. Yeah,
maybe have.

Speaker 4 (01:27:23):
More gravy gang hangouts. Who I'm down.

Speaker 16 (01:27:28):
I also want to think my wife who's at home
recovering from jaw surgery, Joe, she's doing great.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
Is that a humble brag.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Right here?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
No mouth, I don't know, no mouth us.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
As it doesn't matter. Now, let's have some fun, Get
me a drink. Whooo moon noo.

Speaker 16 (01:27:48):
I love you, but I wasn't a best to allow
you to win three times?

Speaker 4 (01:27:53):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Ww two words two syllables women, Ye, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
That was a lot of words.

Speaker 4 (01:28:06):
And the two words two words one tillable.

Speaker 6 (01:28:11):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
I did it wrong, Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:28:14):
Fuck me, Okay, I thought it was gonna yell suck it.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
I thought it was too. I don't know about it. Hey,
I'm the only one who watches resting in my household. Congratulations,
I have not been drinking.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Your twenty twenty five gravy MVP Mikey Paul, everybody ride, applause, Congratulations, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
I want to do something for our inn.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
What do we do it here?

Speaker 7 (01:28:38):
Hey, we've been hijacked.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
This is not a part of that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
I think the Man of the Year really is bro Brad.

Speaker 13 (01:28:44):
So I'm gonna give up my envy, all right, so
selflessen pro Brad is the man here.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Tossing that away.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
We have an extra on here we go.

Speaker 13 (01:28:55):
We wouldn't be partying on a golf if it wasn't
for pro Brad. We've retabulated the votes. We have a
split Man of the Year this year.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Josh Tree and bro Brad bull share because we had
an extra trophy somehow.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Let the record books show that it will just be
a pre It'll be like Josh wee. And also he
gave it to bred Brad too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
It's a lot of man right there, A lot of man,
a lot of man myself right now.

Speaker 3 (01:29:17):
It's a Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
He's a very large man. He bumps into things sometimes.
All right, we love you all, love you guys. I'll
do it six.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Save man has one last thing, one last thing. We'll
wrap it up after that. Congratulations, Mike's lost.

Speaker 8 (01:29:36):
Okay, I know y'all lost out of control, but I
want to make this quick. So one, congratulations Mikey. I
want to give you your own pastor Gravy Wood peg flat. Yeah,
you absolutely deserve the MVP, and I'm honored to pass
it on to you. Second, I want to make sure
that we acknowledge the two time fresh shot of bed

(01:30:01):
Head to Head Rod Ryan Show tournament winner Todd Voss.

Speaker 4 (01:30:07):
Yeah. Because he's a Gravy Gang member.

Speaker 8 (01:30:11):
He's better than the other two time winners, and I
want to give him his.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
Own the Goat Trophy.

Speaker 8 (01:30:18):
Todd Voss deserves it, So Todd, come get your Goat
trophy for being the fresh shot of bed Head to Head.

Speaker 9 (01:30:25):
On the rod Ryan Show.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Clean enough today, Watch out for the contribute, Watch out
for the computer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Hey hey, hey, cats off the catch off, the catch off,
the catch off, the catch.

Speaker 11 (01:30:32):
Please do I gotta do? I have to make another spee.

Speaker 7 (01:30:37):
No, you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Yeah, we were wrapping. I got one. Okay, go ahead,
go ahead, it's not we lost control this.

Speaker 17 (01:30:45):
While ago, I put on my blue Swede shoes and
I borded.

Speaker 11 (01:30:52):
A plane.

Speaker 17 (01:30:55):
Touchdown in the land of the Delta Blue.

Speaker 4 (01:31:02):
I was walking in Babis, walking with my feet ten
feed off of me. All that was perfect. Love you buddy.

Speaker 7 (01:31:12):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Anyway, thank you guys so much for coming out here.
Thank you to anybody's listening to watch or watch the show.
We appreciate you guys. Listen to another one of these
next year, on year thirteen.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Again, we appreciate you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
I hope you guys are the best Christmas ever and
an awesome New Year's We will talk to you guys.
We're gonna have a best of next week, the best
of the year. It's gonna be awesome. You definitely want
to check that out. And then we will be back
in full forth at the beginning of the year. Be
safe out there, have a great New Year and a
great Christmas. Until we talk to you guys again. Past
the Gravy you bitch, Bravy.

Speaker 21 (01:31:47):
Gang Gang Gang, Baby the top and lead as wait.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
Listen, it's a past the great goin fishing for your
bitch today with drunk in Houston now Houston Bait. Now
we go ahead and Lin can pool get rich today
French bitch Houston. That's it's on Town Town passa gravy,
passa loud, loud we can talk and go for ours
ours entertainment, superpower, gravy gang getting louder, louder, cast up,

(01:32:20):
no childer man, we laugh, no prouder, Live on, Maybe
put the top and leader spread.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
That's ware.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Listening then to Pastor Grady Gray, Well, goin fishing for
your bitch today with drunk in Houston now Houston bait.
Now we go ahead and lick can pool get rich
today French bitche

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