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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk about the difference between vacations and trips, try and come up with a name for the Ditch Day shot, and play another round of The Read My Lips Game.

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Okay, go, let's go,let's go. Good morning. This is
Ed McMahon and now, ladies andgentlemen, He's ride Ride okay, guys,

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wake wakey, hands off, Snakeyrod Ryan show check it in Throwback
Thursday, Fix the Gram Thursday.Of course Thursdays is always reading my lips
Day. They play at eight twenty. This morning, Tessa takes on Alex
for your ACL weekend passes. Someare saying that's the biggest thing we're given
away all week. Those are bigtickets, man, it's probably worth the

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most big d going for AU.But I think win number three today fresh
out of mat had to add challenge, will play at six twenty. If
I finger Death Punch tickets. Wow, I think I saw another pair floating
around on linksin Yes this morning.I don't normally talk about that, but
I would dig deep on some ofthese blog pages today. Lymphiskit tickets on

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your Fun Flash Fun Fact Flashback,some forty one tickets at seven twenty Alternative
Income this week and then next weekand then that's it. But you still
got a shot at one thousand dollars. We'll leave you with Cage the Elephant
tickets on Know the show. Therain is a come in today, so
I'm thinking will be okay. Imean it's up to about a fifteen to

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twenty percent chance of rain during theday. Your drive to work should be
fine once the afternoon hits, andon through the drive home and through the
evening. We got rain coming today. Good morning, Tessa. What are
you Houston's headlines? Hey, goodmorning Rock running home room. A bunch
of stuff going on. President Bidenand Donald Trump are said to face off
in a general election debates. They'rescheduled for June and September. They're going

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to participate in Atlanta for the Juneone and then September tenth. I'm not
sure where that one's gonna be withoutthe ABC hosted one. The debates were
scheduled hours after Biden challenged Trump anda video posted to X Trump responded saying
he's ready and willing to debate CrookedJoe here in Houston. Galveston officials are
trying to make sure nobody is strandedon Pelican Island after a barge hit the

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bridge yesterday morning. Cars had beenallowed to cross the damaged bridge one at
a time until the Galveston County Officeof Emergent management decide around six thirty pm
to close that bridge until further notice, so around nine pm, evacuations across
the bridge resumed. The barge reportedlyspilled about five thousand gallons of oil,
forcing a closure more than six milesin the Gulf Intracoastal Waterway. There were

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no injuries. The world record forthe largest gathering of people dressed as dinosaurs
was absolutely shattered at an event inCanada last month, but sadly it will
not count. Too many people showedup. They didn't have enough risk bands.
Yeah, they estimate up to sixthousand t Rexes were there. They
only got an estimate because they werenot prepared to count that many people.

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They only had three thousand wristbands.That was how the official count was supposed
to go. I think they onlyneeded three hundred two to break the record.
It wasn't like a huge record,so bunch of t Rexes with wristbands
leaving the event too early couldn't getthe official count. Doesn't count. Those
blow up dinosaur costumes are still funnyto me. They're very funny. Magician
David Copperfield has been accused of sexualmisconduct by sixteen women. Some of the

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accusation and include this is pretty serious. This is a drugging three women before
having sexual relations, groping women,forcing women to touch him in appropriately during
live performances. Half of the claimsare for women who say they were under
eighteen at the time, and theencounters raided from the eighties all the way
to twenty fourteen. So he hasbeen accused of sexual misconduct in the past,
which he's denied. His lawyers sayhe's going to be cleared of any

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wrongdoing. Giovanni in the Hired Gunsfrontman Giovanni Yaniz has made the decision to
check himself in a rehab, promptingthe band to cancel the upcoming tour dates
as they support their leader's choice toprioritize his health and well being. Let
out a heartfelt statement yesterday the group, expressing immense pride in Yannas for accepting
help, hoping his example will encourageothers who are struggling. The singer's absence

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will inevitably infect affect the bands touringthis year. They had been booked for
a lot of shows the festivals andconcerts this summer, but for now their
focus remains on their frontman's recovery.Those are Houston headlines taking alex Well the
The NFL schedule was released yesterday.The Texans are going to open the season
on the road against the Colts onSeptember eighth. They do have five primetime

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games this season. They have somethinglast year. Yeah, none last year.
Five this year. They host theBears Week two for Sunday Night Football.
They played the Jets on Thursday NightFootball Week nine. Week ten,
they got the Lions at home forSunday Night Football. They got the Cowboys
on Monday Night Football Week eleven,and then week seventeen they play a Christmas
Day game. It'll be on Netflix, so the Bill's Maffiel will be in

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town. Yeah. Giants had apreseason game cool Ust to give me those
tickets out, you can watch them. You can see the full tex schedule
on the sports blog page today.In baseball, Astros got another win last
night. They shout out the A'sthree to not think. They've now won
four straight and six of their lastseven. They're gonna wrap up their series
with the A's tonight. Christian Haavieris gonna be on the mount for this
Drows going up against Oakland's Joey Estesfirst pitch is at seventeen. You can

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listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven to ninety. In
the NBA Playoffs, last night,the Celtics meet the Cavs one thirteen to
ninety eight. Boston wins that seriesfour games to one. In the Mavericks
top for the Thunder one O fourto ninety two. And the Stanley Cup
play Off, the Avalanche gap bythe Stars five to three. That what's
going on in sports? Our picturesuspended ten games, ten games, two

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starts, ten games for the substanceon his glove. Yeah, I mean
with pictures, you basically do iton starting pitchers to took increments of five.
So that, yeah, caused themto missustire a little harsh, I
think so. God heard all.Alright, let's go guys, first phone
call. Enough of the baby advice, h Can we get something else for

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a first phone call today? Anything? Almost anything goes for that first phone
call of the day. Chilly releasedThese Fall Lines seven one three, the
most interactive show on the radio.It's This one Boom ninety four five,
The buzz Food Fighters and the PretenderRod Ryan Show. On this Throwback Thursday.

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We got the songs locked and LoadooWizard just sent those in Soup Dragon.
I'm free love that song and Ithink we learned on this show together
that that is an old cover song, Growing Stones did It, Hunger,
The Hunger, Local, The Hunger, Vanishing Cream, and Rancid time Bomb.

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Okay, great songs. I lovethem all. I love them all.
That's a great selection that's working itsway over to links and guests.
Be looking at girls blog page,the sixa Graam Thursday blog page, the
food blog page. Have any BarbecueDay, thank you, the National Barbecue
Day, and then National Mimosa Day. Oh yeah, that's all going on.

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So that's how the food blog pagetoday. We got Big D going
for win number three, fresh outof bed. Head to head Challenge,
Limp Biscuit tickets coming your way onthe fun Fact flashback, read my lips,
Get your words into me. Isee a lot of you sending me
word suggestions. You know, weplay at A twenty every Monday, every
Thursday. I'm sorry, but therain is the big story. Some of

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you are gonna be get some rainthroughout the day, you know, I
don't know. Fifteen to twenty percentchance here and there during the day,
it really starts to open up.At one o'clock fifty percent chance of showers,
it goes up to a seventy percentchance. I mean, yeah,
it's gonna rain tonight like one throughwhen you go to bed, So lots

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of water. Lots of rain comingtonight. Plant. Accordingly, if you
got something going on, it's nap. Time for the first phone call of
the day. Huh, Ethan,good morning, Good morning brother. Uh
cool Ethan, how are you.I'm doing good man, I'm calling you

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all back. I actually called youthe very beginning of the school year.
Let you know, I was afirst year teacher going into it for the
first time, and I wanted acall back and let you guys know how
my year went. I mean,how do you even surmise a whole year
in thirty seconds? How did itgo? It was amazing, man.
I mean definitely emotional highs and somelows, but overall, man, I

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absolutely loved it. I am justthrilled that I got to do this,
and I can't wait to come backand do it again. Every kid deserves
a teacher that is excited about teachingthem like you, Ethan. Yeah,
I'm incredibly lucky. My school district'sincredible. I have a few other teachers
who came into it with me thisyear, his first year teachers too,
and the four of us have kindof been each other's like emotional support animals

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the whole way through it, andwe have all just loved it and can't
wait to keep doing it. Sodid you ever play many more years?
At any point during the school year, did you go home? You drove
home and you were just white knuckledon that on that steering wheel. You
go home, you pulled yourself adrink and you're like, God, damn
that Billy that that Billy Williams wasthere? One kid? Is it just

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did you get did you get broughtto a moment where you just wanted to
snap? This year? Uh?Not snap? I mean you definitely,
like I said, you have emotionalmoments good and bad. But you understand,
like a fan of it if you'redoing it right, like they're all
people, yep, little people.So yeah, but you're just doing your
bad you know. Yeah. ButTommy Cavanaugh, I mean it's just a
bad seed. Tommy Cavanaugh is justa bad seed. You know. It's

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like, what's going on at inthe home in there. That kid's an
animal. There are no bad people, Rod, they're just misunderstood. I
don't know. Tommy Kavanaugh beat meup a couple of times when I was
a kid, and then he reachedout to me on Facebook to be friends,
and they didn't forget about what wasno even changed. He turned it
around for him. All right,I'm sorry if your kid's name is Tommy

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Cavanaugh. But the one that terrorizedme when I was a child reached out
to me recently on Facebook. TommyCavanaugh reached out to me, said a
friend request. Did you forget youthrew me down in a basement down the
stairs pass and ask him. Allright, hey, Ethan, you're in
it for the long haul. Thisis just year number one. Do you

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see yourself doing twenty years? That'sthe plan? Man. Good for you,
Bro, Good for you man.Thanks for the update. I appreciate
it. Shout out to all theteachers out there. If you Tommy Kavanaugh
on the flip and a rec chatfor you, we'll find out what's trending
and then we'll get set up forthe game. It uz Rock and Alter
very soon. The Rod Ryan MorningShow I'm six to ten AM, ninety

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four to five The Boys, Welcomeback Rod Ryan's show. I'm over here
getting set up, getting ready togo, fresh out of bed, head
to head. We got showers todaytoday, I would say, well,
set sixty percent chance of showers today. Tonight seventy percent chance of showers.
You're gonna be wet. What's trending. Jimmy Carter is trending on the X

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and on Google. His grandson sayshe's coming to the end after over a
year in hospice care. So lotsof people tweeting about that, a lot
of people searching about that. It'sa tough old dude, man. He's
been hanging in there a long time, sure is. So we're going to
monitor that situation. Also, theratings are in for the Caitlin Clark debut.

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Two point one million viewers. Thatwas the average watching of the game
there, and it was the Feverbetween the Sun. It's the most watched
WNBA game since Memorial Day two thousandand one. Wow. Yeah, pretty
impressive numbers there. For us,it's always going to be the Instagram Thursday.
That's the number one blog page today. Go check it out. That's
what's turning on at four five tothe buzz. Good morning everybody. It's

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big d I am, you're freshout of bed. Head to head two
day Champions and chili throwing nothing butlegit tay, yeah, it's okay.
I know the target on my backis a big Join me on Thursday as
I make a win. Number threebitches, can you beat him? Is

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the question? Call me, callme if you think you could do that?
Seven one three two it's the buzz. I took her out. It
was a Friday night. I walkalone to get the feeling run. We
started making up and she to comeup it. But then I turned on
the TV and that s a southing. Time she walked away from me.

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Nobody thought she went to play paythee. My TV shows what a nose
ag? I say, a shipat lage? What's my age? Can?
What's my age? Again? Lateron on the drive hole, I
called her mom, I'm from apay phone and I said, I want

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the cops and send your bustamants injail. The stays down on side of
me and cats her something. TimeI met your not funny nobody because she
waited till dry and I said bythe Tokay block out. What's the das
kind of ID say a ship atrash what's my agent? Then? What's
my agent time? And that's aboutthe time she walked away from day.

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Nobody thought she wake a way anythingand you still her or question, yeah,
well I was walking with people,said that lage. That's about the
time that she prod me know whatshe says, say, excuse a way
to God? Why would she pushedup? Rage? Rage came okay nine

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four five The Buzz Rad Ryan Show, Rain, rain and more rain more
likely this afternoon and then on throughthe evening high today of around eighty five.
Let's play a game and now eachtime for the Fresh out of Bed
Head to Head Challenge. Listeners toyour corners, Big D, Good morning,

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brother riding, Good morning, BigD. Big D's won it all
before, He's been a Grand prizechampion. You know what we're offering up
this year. Planet Fitness is onboard with us with the Fresh out of
Bed Head to Head Challenge. They'repudding up one thousand dollars and a one
year membership to the winner of thewhole thing at the end of the year.

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Nice, I'm loving playing for thisright now, there are two two
time champions. Maybe Big D willbe a two time champion. There's the
Goat and the Goat Hunter. Wouldyou like to win it all again this
year? Oh? You know it? I bet you would smoke show.
Carla says she's not worried about you. She said she heard something in your
game. She said you're tipping yourpictures. She knows how to beat you,

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Carla, Good morning, Good morning. All right, Carla, let's
go. You think you can beatBig D? Yes, okay, he's
pretty good. But we know you'regood though. You're good at this.
Just have you been in the hall. What's going on with your resume?
I've been in the hall one okaylast year? Was it last year?

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I think it was last year.That's it. Can me get back in
it again? Let's get back inthere. Okay, shout out your name
when you think you know the answer. What are they playing for today?
I have a pair of tickets tosee five of your Death Punch with Marilyn
Manson. Okay, it's a goodticket. Carla. You ready? Yes?

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You ready for your show of smoke? I am Big D. I
know you're ready. Here comes thequestions. Question Number one. What kind
of buds are on your tongue?Carla snuck the D in there? Y's

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taste buds. Taste buds is correct? Answer? Is it because it's only
one letter? Is that what makesit quicker? I think? So?
There you go, D. Don'tpull it? You got the D quick
on the D you say, don'tpull of Kenny. Here we go,

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D and Carla smoke show. Carla? Come on? What Australian marsupial?
Carla smoke show? Carla kangaroo popsaround and has a pouch. It's a
roue Carla on the board marsupials.You know what's that? What other marsupials?

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The quality? The only other oneI could have thought of. Yeah,
that's all I got right now too? Hell has a pouch? Yeah,
I does? I dould? Iknow that they keeps his money,
keeps all his extra money in there? Hi? Hell? Oh that's a
fanny pack all right here? Questionfor the wind D and Carla? What

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do you call the outside bread onyour Carla rush? I was gonna say,
Carla is not gonna be happy shegot in early. D. What
do you call the outside bread ofyour hot dog? Oh? No,

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that would be a bun. Itwould be a bun, would be Hell's
got buns. Carla, you rightwhen she said, right when she said

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her name first, I'm like,wrong question to get in first. I
didn't give you enough on that one. I thought Crust was a really good
guest too. The Smoke show isout of here. We got to sick.
Good Bye Carla, Bye, BigBig D. Does she have something
on you? Oh? I thinkI was on the delay side today.

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Oh okay, Yeah, that soundeda little bit more like Big K than
Big D talking right there. Allright, D, you pulled off another
victory. You're going to five fingerdeath Punch and Marilyn Manson nice A rod
Ryan Show The Bus ninety four fiveThe Bus rob Ryan Show Throwback Thursday.

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Voting is now available on the worldfamous rod Ryan Show page at the buzz
dot com. We got showers today, We got well showers this afternoon.
Some of you are gonna get alittle the little sprinkling going on this morning,
but most of it's coming this afternoonand on through the evening, and
at some point just about all ofus are gonna get some rain today.
Fresh out of bed Head to headchallenge, here's your current champion. Hey,

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what's up? It's big b Yeah, catch the rest of that again.
Still your fresh out bet head tohead champion getting win number three against
Smoke Show Carlo Chill. Still throwingnothing but legends at me. Join me
on free beer Friday as I makeit win number four bitches. It's like

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the dramatics right that he talks soslow the speech. You know, I
was playing what Shine down there.By the time I've done editing his speech,
there's like five seconds left in thesong. Right, I'm like,
d you got it, let's google, Let's go already. Oh, possums
or possums are marsupials as well?There was a marsupial question in there,

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but only American one houses. Yeah, thanks hal or Mamma cash chardon on
that. That's awesome. All right, I'm gonna give you a shot at
some limp biscuit tickets coming up.But first, it's got a fuck that
to the Day. We make youlook smart? Ere buddy, is this
the fuck that to the Day?Start out with a good number for you

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today, I'm the fun Facts.Back in two thousand and five, this
show was one year old here inHouston, almost twenty one percent of Americans
smoked cigarettes nineteen years ago. That'sabout twenty one people and one hundred.
Right now, it's eleven point fiveless than twelve and one hundred people smoke

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cigarettes. That's good, man,that's really good. Those people are not
in casinos. Is it still goingon? I've been in a casino in
a little bit, SIGs, thecasino, rips, old ladies with their
heaters playing the nicol slots, Daganand bet Now it's you would love.

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It's the American way. Nepaul isthe only country with a flag that's not
a rectangle. That is, theyhave two overlapping triangles, ah and two

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banners. Let's see another fun factfor you today. Easter Island got its
name because the Dutch explorer landed there. Guess what day, No way,
Easter Sunday in seventeen twenty two.That's the best he can come up with.

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It's the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart in
front of your body. It's thefuck back to the day. What you're
giving away a pair of tickets tosee lip Biscuit with Bones Mate, no
Face, crey Feld then and riffrap It with the pavilions. Okay,
it's your bud. Hell's got tastebuds? Sure them alone? Who has

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the best sense of taste of anyanimal? They have more than one hundred
thousand taste buds. Hal's only gotabout ten thousand taste buds over there,
and they're all on his tongue.That's enough. This animal has them all
over the place. They have aone hundred thousand taste buds all over their
body. It's not tests. I'mjealous. What is this? Uh?

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Yeah, tasty taste the biscuits thisanimal, they're tasting the biscuits like like
in their buttthole. Well, theyhave taste buds over there seven one,
three, two two five nine fourfive. If you know the fun fact
flashbacks. Now time for rockout.When your stock out with Captain Cash,
chickens have the fewest. They onlyhave twenty four taste buds out. Yeah

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you have, you have ten thousand. You're doing good. I feel good
about that. I guess how wasuh, how was our walk down Wall
Street yesterday? It was? Itwas good. The dad was up three
hundred and forty nine points. Kickoff this morning at thirty nine thousand,
nine hundred and eight nasdac up twohundred and thirty one to sixteen thousand,

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seven forty two tench Mark Tenure Treasurestrading at a four point three four percent
and oil stands at seventy eight dollarsthirty two cents of barrel to the most
actives, the Big Studs, Salesforce, Amgen and Home Depot, the Big
Duds, Walt Disney, Boeing andTravelers on the economic calendar. This morning,
Goog, we got numbers on buildingpermits for April. Right now,
features looking good, keep this upa pause opening right here on Wall Street.

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That's it. I'm out here.This is Hall and manage you directed
with Ramon James Portects for the roadround show from Raymon James On Say Philippe
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This programs for educational and informational purposes. Only the studs and duds are
based on movement. As reported byYoung Nas ninety four or five The Buzz,
Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.Angelica, Hi, why did you
call for the Fresh out of bedHead to Head challenge today? Because I
know the answer. No, no, no. I played a game earlier

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this hour called the Fresh out ofbed head to Head? Did you call
for that? No? I calledfor the fun fat flash back. Yeah.
Why don't you want to play thegame. I don't know, book.
I wanted to pick it, allright. Damn. It's who's got
the best taste buds of any animal? Catfish? You got the tickets?

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Who you got the tickets? Yougot the tickets? Give them hook her
up, please, limp biscuit tickets. They are yours. Bones neat,
no face, Corey Filment and riffRaff. Congratulations, thank you, thank
you. Next time you're on thisshow, I want you being on the
Fresh out of bed head to Head. I know you're up early, all
right, yes, yes, Iwill that it doesn't sound good, all
right? Congratulations Angelica, it's ninetyfour or five, the Bus ninety four

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or five the buzz Rod Ryan Showon this throwback Thursday. The rain is
a coming. It's coming this afternoonand it's going to stay on through the
evening. Seventy percent chance of thunderstormstonight. Okay, so we should hit
a high somewhere around eighty five nexthour. Some forty one tickets coming your
way head around seven twenty. Ofcourse we play read my lips at eight

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twenty. Keeps sending me those wordsuggestions. That's how you're gonna win your
ACL tickets. At a twenty,Tessa takes on alex Right now, Tessa,
there she is, She's got Houston'sheadlines. Oh, we just talked
about Jimmy Carter possibly being nearing theend of his life. The CEO of
his nonprofit says he's doing fine,though, because that was a statement from
his grandson, Carter Center CEO PaigeAlexander was asked about his condition after Carter's

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grandson said that the oldest living presidentwas coming to an end, and Alexander
said there's been no major change inhis condition and that the ninety nine year
old was at home enjoying peanut butterice cream. Oh that grandson's getting yelled
at round Yeah, I think soto press. Also, we talked about
the Biden administration. Well, Bidenchallenging Donald Trump. They're set to face

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off and election. Do you laughwhen these guys are acting like tough guys?
I roll my eyes. It's it'sso funny. These are the oldest,
frailest people on the planet and they'reacting like Clin Eastwood, like a
clean Eastwood movie. Come at me, Bro any time, anywhere. Yeah,
you got it. So these aredebates that were scheduled to bide and
challenge the former president, and thevideo posted on x Trump responded saying,

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look, I'm ready and willing todebate Crooke and Joe. So that's what's
going on there. That's probably Ilike sleepy Joe. Yeah, okay.
Hey here in town. The bridgein Galveston is damage after a barge hit
it yesterday. The vessel hit therailroad side of the Pelican Island Causeway and

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the only way that's the only wayoff and on the island. So the
US Coast Guard has been monitoring anoil spill to the surrounding waters that this
incident caused. A large piece ofthat bridge fell due to being hit by
the barge. Officials say no injuriesor rescues have been reported, so that's
really the serious stuff. Uh,this is possibly the worst glitch that a

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phone could have. Oh yeah,I sent a the test of this morning.
I said, Hey, even ifyou don't use this as a story,
I'm sending this over to you justin case. I don't know.
I don't know what's going on overthere. I don't need to worry about
me concerning that. But a fewpeople online are claiming that Apple's new iPhone
update has resurrected their old deleted nudes, putting them right at the top of
your gallery. People say photos thatthey deleted years ago are suddenly back and

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some yeah, some are at thetop of the galleries. It's not just
nudes, of course, but thoseare the ones that you have probably noticed
first. No comment from Apple Techthings like this, it can be hard
to separate you problems from everyone.Problems like you're not just gonna roll away.
Hey, anyone else get their nudesat the top of their gallery?
Well, I was looking pretty goodback, so I don't know what you

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do. He is a legit problem. It's unclear how widespread it is,
but enough people are joining forums aboutit that it's being picked up by tech
blogs. So the tech world talkingabout it, tech Reddit on fire.
Oh okay, you ready for this? What husband number four is going down?
Earlier this week, Jennifer Lopez wasspotted house hunting without Ben Affleck.

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So now the tabloids are like,they're getting divorced. In Touch Weekly says
Ben has moved out of their homeand they're headed for divorce. Come on,
come on. A sour says he'sfocusing on his work and his kids.
Now. They'll likely have to sellthe dream house they spent two years
searching for. Supposedly, a bigbone of contention for them is that Jennifer

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loves the spotlight. News flash,guys, Jennifer Lopez loves the spotlight.
Ben does not look I'm miserable.He is in every paparazzi photo and video.
He was just on the roads.He likes the spotlight to he was
interdunking commercial. He's just as thirsty. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He's
okay, he's subtly less thirsty,but he's still. You don't date,

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You don't date j Lo unless you'rethirsty. Well, he already tried it
once and it didn't work out.He's going back for more, so he
must have been extra third time.That's husband number four in the scrap heap.
Okay, and him he's got awhole wife and kids going on in
the other end. Don't compare thosetwo things. It's not husband number four.
They're both Leo's. They're both insane. You don't know it does?

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It does be having a drink withMark Anthony, Chris Judd and that o
Johnny guy. Not a bad mindup. Okay. Weezer and Kelly Clarkson,
we're happy together. When the groupformed on The Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday,
apparently they all doubled up and dida little duet for saying so some
musco. We gotta wait for herpart, right, That's okay. She

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knows she's gonna wail. She letlet me do his little thing. It's
just funny seeing Weezer on Kelly Clarkson. Oh, here he goes. He
doesn't care like the Rivers does notcare whatever. Check it out. Here
she comes and I know she's happyto sing with everybody, and she sings

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on her show. She really lookedlike she might have been singing with a
band that she grew up listening to, and she looked like she was with
like she was fanning out. Youjust give her the song at that player,
she rushed it, so yeah,Jesus Well. The NFL schedule was
released yesterday. The Texans are goingto open the season on the road against
the Cold September eighth. They dohave five primetime games this year, after

(32:31):
having none all of last season.They host the Bears week two for Sunday
Night Football. They got the Jetson a Thursday night game in Week nine,
they have the Lions at home onSunday Night Football, Cowboys on a
Monday night game on the road,and then they have a Christmas Day game
against the Ravens that you can watchon Netflix. You can see the full
Textans schedule on our sports blog page. To day. They did an ASMR

(32:52):
schedule release, so like it's ASMRIE with like A. They had a
hydraulic press on it when they werereleased in one of them. Real it's
pretty cool. All the teams hitsome pretty cool videos of their The Cowboys
sucked, but everybody else is prettycool. That I saw they have like
the coolest videos from all the teamswith their schedule release. I like the
Detroit lines that all the guys fromI think you should leave put out the

(33:15):
whole schedule release and that was prettyfunny. But you can see a those
videos antitaxing schedule on the sports blogPreah today. The Astros got another win
last night. They shout out theA's three to nothing. They've won four
straight and six of their last seven. They're gonna wrap up their series with
the A's tonight. First pitch isgonna be at seven ten. You can
listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk seven ninety and the NBA
playoffs. Last night, the Celticsbeat the Calves one thirteen to ninety eight

(33:36):
to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. The Mavericks then top to the Thunder
one oh four to ninety two.Tonight, the Timberwolves are gonna take on
the Nuggets. That'll start at seventhirty. You can watch it on ESPN
and the Stanley Cup Playoffs. TheAvalanche gap but the Stars five to three,
and there's two games on the NHLschedule tonight. There'll be the Rangers
trying to close out the Hurricanes atsix o'clock and the Connects hosting the Oilers
at nine. You can watch bothgames on T and T. That is

(33:59):
what's going on. I just pulledup that first j LO victim or I
mean, I'm sorry her first husband. That guy's jack Man. You want
to talk about somebody, thebody thatglowed up since he was with j LOHI
what's his name? I just pulledhim up. It's oj A and I
oh, Johnny noah, uh yeah, he's doing just fine without job.
Then Ben, then Mark Anthony,then Ben again. Bet they never got

(34:22):
married the first time. They justoh, okay, yeah, before Mark
Anthony. Yeah no, yes,I don't know before he'd be I don't
know. All right, let's goThe rod Ryan Morning Show. Six The
Buzz ninety four five The Buzz,Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show. It's

(34:44):
red Hot Chili Peppers. Welcome tothe seventh Spot. If you're carrying over
from home room, thank you verymuch. If you're just joining us,
wakey, wakey, hands off thosecupcakeys. We have a lot of ground
to cover this hour. Some fortyone tickets coming up. They're billing this
as their final tour ever. They'replaying here. September twenty ninth, seventy
one three Music Hall keep sending meyour word suggestions. Read my lips is

(35:07):
coming up in a little over anhour from now. Tessa is taking on
Alex Tesla with an early lead onthe year. Alex is coming back a
little bit. Tessa, you haveeight wins, Alex has six. Yeah,
it's for acl weekend passes. It'sa huge ticket. You're gonna want
to win those for the person thatpicked you to representing. It's a huge,

(35:28):
huge price. These animals don't carewhat's on the line, and Chili
doesn't give a flip. Okay,it could be for a million dollars.
He doesn't feel any extra pressure totry to win for you. It's crazy
to me that you guys completely blockthat out, whatever the prizes. Well,
it's crazy to me that people aren'tloyal and they expect loyalty from us.
You will, you'd be good tous. Scratch our backs to scratch

(35:50):
yours. Okay, Well that's comingup next hour. I guess we're gonna
do song clips Alex next hour becausewe didn't really talk about it yet.
Yeah, we hear that, allright. Throw Thursday today. Get your
votes in. That's on links andguests this morning. Hey Chili, have
you uh, I know there's moreimportant blog pages to get up. Have

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you gotten around to three things youmust see today? Yeah? It's been
up. Did you see my motherLane? Dude? Yeah? Did you
guys see this? In Guatemala,there was a volcano. So they're filming
this volcano erupting, which is amazing. Okay, everyone's from a safe distance.
I don't think it's hurting anyone,but they're watching this active volcano and

(36:35):
as it's erupting, a bolt oflightning comes down and hits the center of
the volcano where all of a volcanicashes coming out and everything, and you
have these two powerful things colliding.It's like a Hollywood movie. Chile.
Yeah, it was like that Apocalyptotype stuff. It's awesome and you're hearing
like the live reaction of people thatare watching this thing again from a very

(36:58):
safe distance. A lot of volcanoes. I don't know much about Guatemala except
yeah, I think it's got likefour three or four volcanoes that are active.
Yeah. Yeah, not too longago, like about eight years ago,
eight or nine, they had abig eruption that ruined back of town
and stuff like that. Okay,I'm today's I'm today years old. Lightning

(37:19):
strikes on volcanoes are actual, actuallypretty common. The ash creates some sort
of a static electricity. Oh okay, and so it happens a lot.
I just never seen it before,and this one was bigger than normal.
This is headlining three things you mustsee today. I didn't know that there
were active volcanoes in Guatemala. Yeah, four of them, I think like

(37:42):
three or four, and then likethere's not a fire volcano, a water
volcano, and then like two otherones that I can't remember. I just
remember those when I saw them.It's the Motherland right there. I want
to go. There's a there's anotherstory on that Three things you must see.
I gotta take a break. Afarm in Saskatchewan up in Canada.
Yeah, he he found a pieceof space junk on his farm. It's

(38:07):
ninety pounds, it's big. Okay. So what they've done is they kind
of experts took a look at thisthing and they think it's from a SpaceX
launch that happened this year in February. So he reached out to SpaceX.
He didn't hear anything back. Sohe's like, you know what, this
is mine, It's on my property. So how Canada? Is this all

(38:28):
right? He's going to auction itoff and he's gonna use the money to
rebuild the local hockey rink. Theyneed some help. It's like all it's
all dilapidated. He's gonna take careof the rink in town in Saskatchewan.
That so you can see him standingnext to the space junk. I don't
know who's gonna want this. Somebodywill buy that. Somebody will buy that

(38:49):
thing. Yeah, some rich guywill want that in his man cave.
So definitely some spacehead. But it'sunprecedented, so nobody knows. You know,
what do you think he's going toget for this? I don't know.
Will he get five grand? Willhe get twenty five grand? Nobody
seems to kind of no. Butif you want to see he gets fifty
r I hope. So if youwant to see this farmer next to the
space junk. But the Guatemalan volcanovideo is amazing. Three things you must

(39:14):
see today You really must see thesaid Houston's Rock Houston's Alternative and the Rod
Ryan Morning Show bus ninety four orfive. The Buzz, Good morning,
rod Ryan's show Throwback Thursday. I'mgonna go check out the voting showers likely
today, certainly coming tonight. Let'sgive me a big rainy day today.

(39:37):
What's trending? Okay, so allon my pages yesterday was the Chiefs kicker
his commencement speech, garnering a lotof attention because he was giving a speech
at a Catholic university, pretty conservativecrowd there, and bits and snippets of
his speech went viral. He wastalking about his wife loving her role as

(39:58):
a homemaker, things like that,and guys, this is something that I
could not get away from yesterday.So this is and let me tell you
why this is significant because his nameis Harrison Bucker. He's the kicker on
the Kansas City Chiefs. And youknow the Chiefs, they have just been
intertwined with Swifty Nation, you knowwhat I mean, all the all the

(40:19):
Swifties. I didn't even think aboutthat angle. Well that's that's why it's
trending. So no, it's notwhy it's trending. It's because people are
calling for this guy to be fired, right because he quoted Taylor Swift in
his commencement speech. So anytime youdo anything Taylor Swift that you got Swift,
He's on your on your head andthat, and then it goes viral
and that's what people click on.He gave a speech to a private college

(40:40):
that is a Catholic school. Hegot a standing ovation. The words that
he said resonated with the people thatwere supposed to hear his words. He
got a standing ovation. Now there'san application online to get him fired the
people that weren't there. Do youthink a kicker giving a commencement speech anywhere
is significant like those this big headlinesif it doesn't include Taylor Swift, I'll

(41:02):
give you the Taylor Swift thing.Oh okay, you got it, you
win. I don't care about butyou, I mean kickers giving commencements.
He's just like, I'm looking atmy I'm barely I'm like going through by
scroll and I'm like, uh,this is just the kicker right anyway,
that's trending. We definitely have ahappy Gilmore to Netflix finally confirmed that it's

(41:24):
happening. We've talked about this,but for Netflix finally to say, hey,
okay, this is something we're doing. Adam Sandler's returning. This is
a sequel to a nineteen ninety sixmovie. It's a golf comedy. People
are very excited about that. Ithink you had Shooter McGavin tweeting out that
he was back on on the Xyesterday. People very excited about that.
Marilyn Manson has a new record dealwith a new metal label called Nuclear Blast.

(41:47):
We just gave out some tickets tofive of Your Death Plunch Marilyn Manson
on that bill there, So yeah, this is something. Manson has been
dropped by his previous label. He'shad dozens of women accusing him of of
miss Honda things like that, buthe got dropped by management and everything,
so he had nothing right. Careerwas derailed. Correct, And I'll tell
you what, Five Finger Death Punchdoing him a huge favor by taking him

(42:09):
out on the road and they're takinga chance to but man, with him
getting a record label, it's gonnabe an album coming out. He's been
sitting on music for years, soit's it's an interesting play. Yeah.
But those are the things that aretrending on ninty four five The buzz all
right, I just took a lookat what's going on with Throwback Thursday.
Some Dragons I'm Free twenty eight percentof the vote, Hunger, The Hunger

(42:32):
Local Band, Local Guys U thirtyone percent of the vote, and Rancid
time Bomb forty percent of the vote. So everyone's still in it to win
it. We'll do song clips aftereight o'clock, but right now we have
some ticket se you away, Yeah, some forty one seven one three music
Hall. All right, I'll takecaller ten seven one three two one two
five nine four five. You're listeningto The Rod Ryan Show on ninety four

(42:52):
five the bus, I's the Buzzpopa Roach Last Resort, Rob Ryan's Show,
throw Back Thursday. All the votingis going down right now on the
World Famous rod Ryan Show page atthe Buzz dot com. Alex is gonna
lock and load all of these songclips so that we can kind of edumicate
you. Rancid is in first place, Soup Dragons is now in second,

(43:15):
and The Hunger in third place.The Hunger local Band. Okay, that's
Thomas and the guys from Scoutbar.So make sure you go and you check
that out on the World Famous andof course it's Sixtagram Thursday. You've got
the Looking at Girls blog page.A couple of significant birthdays. Olivia Rodrigo
had a wardrobe malfunction at one ofher shows. Saw that that was kind

(43:37):
of all over the place. She'slike a plus list right now. She's
big man, She's like she is. She's playing huge venues. Absolutely,
Wow, she got to be quick. This is a show that every all
the little girls want to go to. I see all my all my friends
with daughters are on the Olivia Rodrigotrain and they are they are at those
shows. Did we share did wesay on this show that she had the

(43:59):
number one T shirt concert shirt likeband in music shirts? She's the number
one right now? Yes? EliTaylor and then yes, and then we
learned that Alex was a huge OliviaRodrigo stan he does well. I don't
know. I just didn't know.I didn't know that about you. She

(44:20):
I'm a fan too. I gottaadmit I am a fan. I don't
think you know all of this showis not a fan we we yeah,
so see it. Wardrobe malfunction isheadlining the Looking at Girls blog page.
Good Morning rot Ryan's show Ery,Good morning, Hi, who's this?
This is Lloyd? Uh call herten, dude, let's go. Would

(44:42):
you hook them up with some ticketsplace? Of course? Please take these
some forty one tickets off of ourhands. They're going to place everyone through
music hall. Congratulations, Oh thankyou, hey, Lloyd. Any summer
travel plans this year, vacation trips. We're going on a cruise next month.
Okay, who's we me and thewhole family? How many of you

(45:07):
are traveling? I think there's abouttwelve or fourteen of us. Are you
getting the same t shirt? Butthat's a little cheesy. People do it
though, Just do it. Che'sout. I mean, if you cheasing
out with your family, you mightas well do it all right. Testa
asked where you're going? Oh,we're going to close the Milk and Costa

(45:28):
Rica and one other place the least. Okay, last question, are you
leaving from Galveston or what port areyou leaving from Galveston? Cool? Okay,
good, very cool? So allright, very good, Lloyd man,
have a great time at that someforty one show. Reading this article,
are you on a vacation or areyou on just a trip? Trip?
Trips and vacations are very different fromone another, because obviously a work

(45:52):
trip. You know, that's nota vacation. No, But also I
don't think. I don't think vacation. Trip to me is just like a
weekend thing. A vacation is longerthan three days. What if you what
if you went like what if somebodywent out of it came from out of
town. I'm thinking of like athree day festival. Is that still a
tripp or is that a vacation.Let's say you like, that's just a

(46:14):
trip. What if you need fivedays? Five days is a vacation,
but you're going to a festival.I don't qualify it as what you're doing.
I qualified as how many the extend. The extended period of time you're
away from work. Trip vacation isdetermined by the number of days for you,
right, you guys sound rich richpeople thing. No, everybody that
is not rich just caused any getawaya vacation. Not going to Austin for

(46:37):
the weekend is not a vacation.Do something you want to you know,
not, that's just a trip.You need a vacation, bucko. I
just had one two weeks ago.Was great, didn't You're going on permanent
vacation fresh You don't think There's adifference between a trip and a vacation.
A trip is like if you wantto say, like a work trip,

(46:58):
because you had to go do somethingfor work, that would be considered a
trip. But like if you goto the beach for two days, that
is a vacation. That is nota trip. A two day beach getaway
is a vacation. Yeah, it'sa small vacation, short vacation, otherwise
known as a trip. Top signsyou're on a vacation, not just a
trip. Number one, you're travelingand it's all about you relaxing. Okay.

(47:23):
Number two, you're spending at leastfour days. What did you say,
was you were around there four orfive? I think anything longer three?
Yes, beyond three days, that'sa vacation. The difference between a
trip and vacation. You're completely disconnectingfrom work. You got it. It's
a trek to get there. You'renot just going somewhere nearby, and you're
breaking out of your normal routine.Alex, I gotta say, there's a

(47:46):
big difference between vacation and trip.Yeah, work trips. Going to going
to Austin for the weekend is avacation. You're going to Austin. You
going to a music fessel. It'sa vacation. No, what you got
a vacation is like somewhere where youcould unpack, like you you know what
I mean, Like go to NewOrleans for the weekend, that's a vacation.

(48:07):
No, go to New Orleans forthe weekend. You're going to vacations
consider everything. You know what.I'm going up to my pool this weekend.
Vacation up there, easy. I'mgoing to my backyard for Memorial Day.
Like Miami been like Charles, You'vebeen to like seven places for the

(48:30):
weekend. Those are all vacations.Okay, just weekend. Now, let
me tell you something. This lastweekend thing to Miami. I was only
there for like two and a halfdays, but I did consider it a
vacation. And I'll tell you why. Because I didn't have no If I
would have gone for just leave Friday, have to come back Sunday, That
to me is a quick trip.But because I was able to stay like

(48:51):
five Saturday, didn't have to comeback Monday early, got in Monday night.
Like that to me was luxurious,and that was like a vacation,
A vacation I went to that Giantsgame two years ago. I went to
New York for the weekend. Thatwas That was a trip to see the
Giants. That was a vacation.It was a weekend vacation. That was
a vacation to see my football team. And then I came back and I
made it back to work on Monday. That was a trip to see the

(49:12):
Giants lose. Like a vacation.I got to do the things I wanted
to do. That wasn't a trip. Did they lose? No, they
won? Okay, thank God madeyour trip better? All right? Fair
enough? Twenty years of Mayhem inthe Morning with The rod Ryan Show only
five device that was not too deep. That was just the regular version sublime

(49:43):
what I got, Good Morning rodRyan Show. Yeah, yesterday we played
the Deep Throat game. If youmiss that, I know that that's something
you would do, like a breakoutpodcast of in addition to the podcasting the
whole show yesterday game. Yeah,yeah, like you can if you just
wanted to go and listen to thatisolated game, there's a separate podcast for

(50:07):
that. So the kid does aton of work on these podcasts every day
after the show. Guys, makesure you go take advantage of that,
and boom, you're in control ofall the things. I think Fresh out
of Bed Head to Head got itsown podcast every day if you just wanted
to hear what happened on the gameBig D. He's been saying he's getting

(50:27):
nothing but legends thrown at him everysingle morning. He's not wrong, he's
not wrong. He's taken on Hallof Famers I think, every single day.
But he's still around on three games. So tomorrow he goes for what
number four, he's gonna have toset the weekend out and then he'll come
back on Monday to try to seeif he can get back into the Hall
of Fame. Let's not forget BigD's won at all before. Fresh out
of Bad Head to Head play atsix twenty every morning. You should join
us in homeroom. Lots of rainon the way, lots of rain.

(50:50):
I think we're all gonna get itat some point. Man up to a
seventy percent chance of thunderstorms later ontonight, could start sometime around twelve one
o'clock. Vacation talk, A lotof vacation talk. And then I thought
this one was just a this one'sjust a little over the top, Laura,
I'm out tomorrow. I'm headed toAustralia, seventeen hours on a plane.

(51:10):
I'm on vacation bitches. Nice.Yeah, that's a trick. I
don't agree. I don't align myselfwith Alex on this. But then somebody
on team Alex said, if youneed an extra day from the weekend,
most workplaces don't offer trip days,but they offer vacation days. Yes,

(51:34):
so if you need an extra dayor two for travel and you're going on
a trip, those are vacation daysyou're using. I don't think that works
out like that for us, butwe don't have trip Yes. Well,
I'm happy for people to have that. My honeymoon is like three days total.
Wait a minute, what my honeymoonwas like three days in total?
And like you were like days isnot? Is that the trip? But

(51:58):
you were a week but it wasa weekday you were smashing on your honeymoon.
Well do you do duh? Dummy, dummy, duh. You were
only in Jamaica for three days?Mean you get there late Tuesday night,
you have Wednesday, Thursday, weflew back Friday. You didn't know that.
I mean you came back to sucha changed man that day. We

(52:20):
flew back Saturday, very early there, so like, really, you're you
have three days of that. Icame back a totally different person. Like
weekends, everyone's out and about rightLike weekends, it's hustle and bustle.
Most places are busy, all themajor cities, there's a lot of stuff
going on. There's not really aton of like vacation feel in that.
That's like everyone's out. I considerit a vacation where it's like, Okay,

(52:42):
it's a Monday and I'm like havinga beer in the park, you
know what I mean, Like that'sluxury. You go on a trip to
your in laws. You don't goon a trip to Cankun. I'm going
on vacation to Onion Creek on Saturday. That's gonna be fun vacation. Yeah,
they got a War of the Wingsthing going on. I mean,
the Greek group is undefeated on allthese different competitions, so it's the War

(53:04):
of the Wings. Make the tripto White Oak and join me at Onion
Creek. I think I'm there attwo. They're gonna get rolling at noon
and you're gonna see all the differentteams are gonna battle it out for the
best Wings in Houston. They usuallydo some kind of a theme. There's
a drink whiskey drink competition going onas well. Pack of Strays is playing
live. So if you're out andabout on Saturday, man, come come
party with us. And it's familyfriendly the whole day. I'm bringing London,

(53:29):
so it's yeah, it's a goodtime. And Saturday's weather looks pretty
good too, so man, I'dlove to have you guys all out there
and come and party with me alittle bit on Saturday afternoon. Houston's Rock
and Alternatives, The Rod Rax MorningShow from six to ten am ninety four
or five. Buzz I have theBuzz, It's Theory and the Medicaid song.

(53:52):
Rod Ryan's Show. On this throwbackThursday, we're playing next hour.
I haven't beat you guys up toomuch about sending me word suggestions. I
need than some more though I've gotsome good ones, but I need more
help. Please email me directly yourword suggestions read my lips coming up at
eight twenty you email me Rod atthe Buzz dot com. Tessa has Houston's
headlines. Yes, the big storyis the fact that President Biden and Donald

(54:13):
Trump are set to face off nowin general election debates. They're scheduled for
June and September. They'll participate ina CNN debate on June twenty seventh in
Atlanta and a second debate hosted byABC News on September tenth. The debates
were scheduled after hours after Biden challengeis a former president. In a video
posted on x Trump responded saying he'sready and willing to debate Crooked Joe.

(54:36):
Galveston officials are trying to make surenobody is stranded on Pelican Island after a
barge hit the bridge yesterday morning.This was a pretty big news national grab.
This. The vessel hit the railroadside of the Pelican Island Causeway that
is the only way on and offthe island. So the US Coast Guard
is monitoring an oil spill as wellin the surrounding waters that was caused by
the incident. A large piece ofthe bridge fell due to be hit by

(55:00):
the barge, but officials say noinjuries or rescues have been reported. I
know the people that were on thevessel, they had to pop off.
They were rescued. This oil isaffecting the birds, the plants, the
fish, all that wildlife around there. So it's kind of a mess over
there. All right, let's talkabout the silly stuff. The world record
for the largest gathering of people dressedas dinosaurs was absolutely shattered at an event

(55:22):
in Canada last month, but sadlyit won't count after too many people showed
up. So the Tourism Board organizedthis. They were trying to beat the
previous record. Of the previous recordonly two hundred and fifty two dinosaurs and
it was in la in twenty nineteen. They estimate that up to six thousand
t rexes were there, but that'sthe problem. They were not prepared to

(55:44):
count that many. They only hadthree thousand wristbands. And yeah, a
mess, a whole mess. Amagician David Copperfield has been accused of sexual
misconduct by sixteen women. Some ofthe accusations include drugging three women before having
sexual relations, groping women, forcingto touchment appropriately during live performances. Half
of the claims are from women whosay they were under eighteen at the time,

(56:05):
and the encounter's rage from the lateeighties to twenty fourteen. Copperfield is
denying any wrongdoing He and his lawyersay he never acted inappropriately with anybody,
let alone anyone underage. They saythe accusations are not only completely false,
but entirely implausible. So that's fromhis camp. He has been accused of
sexual misconduct in the past, andhe has denied those allegations as well.

(56:27):
I was going to say, like, this isn't the first time we've heard
this, and I don't know ifhis people were able to squash it or
it turned out to be not true, but his name came up a while
ago, a bunch of women hadcome forward. Now it's like it's almost
like it's getting new life to it. Interesting. Okay, let's talk about
Giovanni and the Hired Guns. Thisis a band that we kind of I
felt like, listened to collectively whenthey busted on the scene with this song

(56:51):
ramon Ayala. Lead singer Giovanni Janeshas actually decided to check himself into rehab
and now the band has to can'tupcoming tour dates. But they say they
support Giovanni's choice to prioritize his healthand well being. You know, it's
going to impact their tours this year, and we'll their focuses on the recovery

(57:12):
right now though. Those are Houston'sheadlines, all right. NFL schedules out,
Yeah, they released the schedules allthroughout the day yesterday and the Texans
are gonna be opening up this seasonon the road against the Colts September eighth.
They got five primetime games this seasonafter not having any last year.
They got the Bears Week two onSunday Night Football. They'll played the Jets
on a Thursday night game in Weeknine like they have that Week two Sunday

(57:35):
Night Football game. Then no primetimesreally until week nine. Then they go
Week nine, ten, eleven,and seventeen. They've got primetime games,
so they're finishing up the season crunchtime when it matters the most. They
got the Cowboys on a Monday nightgame and then they playing a Christmas Day
game against the Ravens. A lotof people a gonna be mad because that's
a Netflix only game. I sawthat. It's like a free trialer,
like make a burner. Well,but the NFL shouldn't make it do that.

(57:58):
I don't know you can get awaymade I have it, but I
still I would totally side with somebodythat says that's criminal but do you know
what the what the NFL is reallydoing is the NBA has always had Christmas
Day and then like last year ortwo years ago, the NFL that would
if we did a game on onChristmas Day and it was like, you're
right, that's way better than basketball. Now you can't just switch the channel

(58:20):
over to basketball. Now now you'reon Netflix, so you got to go
back to a different input to gowatch the basketball game. Do you think
the NBA may have dictated that ithas to be on a streaming platform.
I think the NFL knows what they'redoing. In the NFL, like,
the NFL is king, Like wesaw there's playoffs going on in hockey and
basketball. The NFL schedule release wasall people cared about yesterday. The NFL
is king and they're gonna dominate anyother sport. Yeah, you can see

(58:44):
the full Texans schedule release on thesports blog page. To day Astrosy another
win last night. They shout outthe A's three to nothing. They've won
four straight and six of seven.They're gonna wrap up their series with the
A's this evening, first pitches atseven ten. You can listen to it
on our sister station Sports Talk sevenninety In the NBA Playoffs, the cell
took to beat the Calves one thirteento ninety eight to advance to the Eastern
Conference Finals. The Mavericks topped toThunder one oh four to ninety two to

(59:06):
take a three two series lead.And that tonight the timber Wolves are going
to play the Nuggets. That's gonnastart seven to thirty. You can watch
it on ESPN and the Stanley CupPlayoffs. Last night, the Avalanche got
by the Stars five to three.There's two games on the schedule tonight.
They got the Rangers trying to closeup the Hurricanes at six and the Connects
hosting the Oilers at nine. Youcan watch both of those on T and
T and then on the sports blogpage today as well. A raccoon ran

(59:27):
on the field during an MLS soccergame last night, and this is the
one where they got him with thegarbage can. They were changing the trash
games. They finally had had toput it like it was kind of when
you catch a bug and then youhad to eat the piece of paper right
there and try to turn to theside hope he doesn't come out. But
the announcer calling the game. Didthe play by play of him narrating what's
happening with the raccoon? Is thisabsolutely electric? Go check it out sports

(59:49):
blog page. That's awesome. Houston'srocking alternatives The Rod Rock the Morning Show
from six to ten AM. Ninetyfour or five Leacolt Parks, Crawling rod
Ryans, Hump, high Point,put the show, peopot sixty percent chance
of showers today, seventy percent chanceof showers tonight. It's gonna be raining

(01:00:13):
all evening long today. You knowwhat today is? Let's throw it back
Thursday, Baby. I know wetried this song a couple of times,
man, I don't know if it'sever won a long And was that when

(01:00:35):
you were here and somebody told usthis was a cover and we played we
found the old Rolling Stones version ofthis. I was completely blown away that
this was a cover song. Howkyou do not feel good with the sun?
Get crazy? It's like a summerjam. This betta be playing.

(01:01:00):
I think we got Johnny spitting tunesfor us at ditch Day. Oh nice
putting it in order for this.This is this will be played at ditch
Day, whether it wins today ornot. This is on the lest this
will be played at Ditch Day.All right, it's not winning. It's
in second place. Soup Dragons,I'm free twenty six percent of the vote.

(01:01:22):
This is leading in that reason thatwe dia. I maybe I could
sing for a band like this.I think I could pull that off slack,
just have like Alex coming and dothe chorus Alex. It seems like

(01:01:52):
something you would go for. RancidTime Bombs got fifty four percent of the
vote. I'm cool with you ofthem or Soup Dragons. Yeah, you
hate the Houston's Own Hunger, notlike the Hunger. But I just this
is my third favorite of these three. It's a great day for tv T.

(01:02:13):
It is a pretty great day fortv T. And I know that
you're an Orgy fan, and thisis around that time fan, just like
that one, that one song,and I remember if there was two songs
they put out. Illy, you'rean Orgy fan, she said, I
corrected you on that one time.So this is Thomas Scout bar is his

(01:02:35):
Okay, he's a singer. Whyis this in last place? As the
voters it rocks out, I'm gonnalet I'm gonna keep it on until it
rocks don't worry. I'm not goinganywhere, Thomas. I'm gonna hang out

(01:02:58):
there with you, bro. Noless, there you go. It's the
Hunger and Vanishing Cream. They hada pretty good hit with them. That's

(01:03:19):
got nineteen percent of the vote.Rancid is killing this morning. Don't you
want to rock? Don't you guyswant to rock? Today? Chili's got
all your voting on the world famousRod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot
com. It's real easy to vote. Just get in there, boom and

(01:03:43):
then look around a little bit.I may have a little ticket Easter egg
on one of those links. Iwould go and look at every single one
of them. Sometimes I do that. Sometimes I say something about it.
Sometimes I don't. This time,I am the least drag in there somewhere
the Winston tickets. Me take abreak. I'm gonna do one final scan.
I feel like Alex is extra sassytoday. Okay, every day in

(01:04:06):
my other room is just broken today. So okay, so there is something
the best luck equipment there's I'm readingthis a little bit. There's something going
on. Yeah, the other roomis jacked. I just expect to show
up to work with just you know, the tools that I need to succeed
every day, and I feel likeI don't get that. It's frustrated.
As someone who's unreasonable, I thinkthat's a reasonable request. Thank you.

(01:04:30):
I will take one final scan ofmy emails if you want to send me
some great words or just a greatword suggestion for not to be that.
I'll go through those right now,and then Alex is gonna take on Tessa
coming up for those ACL weekend passes, Rock and Alternative, The Rod Ryan

(01:04:51):
Morning Show, six am. TheBuzz. Those are regular voices. They
sound like cartoon characters. They soundlike like SpongeBob. They sound like SpongeBob,
secondary and tertiary characters. Their past, the baby, it's you got

(01:05:13):
a new past, the gravy up. Yeah. Yeah. We talked about
you gotta do it in a cartoonvoice. Well, we talked about a
mind controlled taking over everybody. Wepowerregg sandwiches. Wait a minute, sandwiches,
power sandwiches, Wait a minute.That sounded a lot like the hype
man. Oh, because I've beentrying to do my impression of the hype

(01:05:33):
man. I have that. Imean, the hype people have been saying
that for years that's the first timeI ever heard it. You sounded like
the hype man. There, Imutation is a sincereous form of flattery and
so like I always want to beas I mean, I listened back,
I had the podcast that every singletime we did pumpkin spiced prices, right,
and if you think I wish Ihad those pipes, I feel uncomfortable.
I feel a little uncomfortab right now. Good impression. Thanks, But

(01:05:57):
yeah, go check out past youreighty podcast speach out and some of the
little too. Much like the hypeman. I've never seen you too in
the room. At the same time, what's trending? I wanted to give
a shout out to longtime listener Tobinfrom Webster. He's the one who submitted
the Visagram Thursday and that's our numberone blog page. Thank you of clicks.
Okay, so there's that. Also, I think this is really big

(01:06:19):
news. The Victoria's Secret Fashion showis returning. They've been on a four
year hiatus, and the company said, this is a newly reimagined fashion show
and it's gonna reflect who we aretoday. So they've got they've they've done,
you know, a whole brand rehaul, and we'll see what's uh,

(01:06:39):
what's cooking with the runway, withthe fashion, with the fun they're gonna
wear moo moos. We're just gonnahave to wait more. No, they
still do. They still do bras. Okay, So that's what's trending.
And then the Texans schedule being released. I mean, I'm here. I
borrowed your blue pen because I'm writingdown all of the games and I need

(01:07:02):
the Cowboys games in blue and Ineed the Texans games in red, and
I'm trying to get that all inorder. But the NFL schedule being released
is a huge deal. It's stilltrending. That's what's trending. On ninety
four five of the bus. Whatare you doing? I'm writing down the
games, like I'm writing schedules whenwe're away. Yeah, on my calendar.
Time to read my lips. Igot testa take it on Alex this

(01:07:26):
morning. What are you guys?What are you trying to win them?
Oh? We this is for thethree day weekend passes to ACL. When
I say, I get words upuntil the last minute, Like Roy just
sent me an email and I'm I'mRoy, You're in, You're in.
I will I will check. Iwill check words right up until game time.
But you either choose Alex or youchoose Tessa. This morning, on

(01:07:48):
reading my lips, who do youthink is gonna win you those ACL tickets?
I got great words lined up.We play after this The Rod Ryan
Show Mornings on ninety four five theBus ninety four Find the Buzz rod Ryan
Show. You can't it's back inthe loser here he is, blue chee.

(01:08:15):
What's up? What's it do?How are you you know, just
bluing it up? Were you blowingit up last night? Ha ha?
Yeah, almost pulled a handy knockingoff picture fans, knocking pictures off the
wall. He blewed up that bedroomlast night. I got ideas for your
commercials by the way, due allright, good morning. I hope you're
off to a great start to yourday. Everyone, it is throwback Thursday.

(01:08:39):
Let me just glance. I knowwe're getting ready for the game,
but I'm very interested in this,In this race we have today, I
mean, everybody's love of all thingslocal. Man. The hunger I feel
is being really overlooked. They've atleast worked their way up to second place,
but boy Rancid time bomb is strong. Fifty six percent of the boat
Hunger twenty five percent. Soup Dragonsnow in last place. So so,

(01:09:01):
in other words, what you're sayingis we don't want to hear from all
those Oh you'll never play any localmusic. Oh, I mean I can't
mention anybody's saying that about this station. But yeah, I mean today you
can't crape about that. We're givingyou the hunt. We're serving you up
the hunger on throwback Thursday. Showersexpected today. Let's play a game.

(01:09:21):
Let's play game. Surely you're justtime keeping today? Huh yes, sir,
stressful, just blewing up to stopwatching, time to read my lips.
I got Alex very spicy today,very spicy and over there curating some

(01:09:41):
schedules. I don't know. Idon't know who to pick. I have
no idea who to pick today.I guess I'll leave that up to you.
Guys. Hey, Misty, goodmorning, Good morning Misty. How
are you? I'm great? Howare you awesome? Thank you for asking?
Who's going to play for you today? It's for a cl weekend passes.

(01:10:04):
Who do you think gets you there? My girls has got me?
Yes? Okay, you have tobelieve to achieve. I mean she's redoing
the whole NFL schedule over there.I'm not redoing it. I'm just writing
it down a different colors. Okay, is it Asia? Yes? That's
correct. Hi? Asia, howare you? I'm all right? How

(01:10:25):
are you? Awesome? You gotAlex? I did spicy? He's spicy
today. I love Asia. Idon't He'll either lean into it or it'll
completely derail him. I don't know. Sometimes you both more competitive, make
it interesting. I mean, Thursday'salso a weekend, little baby Friday,

(01:10:46):
who's the returning champion? I am, what do you want to do?
I want to see just how spicyAlex is. Yeah, he's very spicy.
I know. Oh, be mindfulof what you wish for. Be
careful what you wish for, becausejust might get it. Hug als.
Alright, very spicy Alex is playingfor Asia this morning. Chili's gonna time

(01:11:12):
keep for me. I need twentyseconds after I say the word yeah,
twenty seconds you've ever recorded? Okay, here we go, great words suggested
by you. Sandy is on twentyweeks getting involved with the show. She
heard me say get involved. Shewas one of our great listeners that said
I've heard you. This year,I'm going to get involved. I'm going

(01:11:34):
to vote, I'm going to sendin words, I'm going to send you
things. I'm gonna email. Okay, I like it. I mean I
hope he gets it wrong, butI like it already. Sandy with an
eye twenty weeks in she's not misseda week yet, thumbs up. Yeah.
Moldy towel, moldy towel. Allright, mister, Well, I'm

(01:11:56):
working with the beasts today, sowe'll just be mine that. Yeah,
we'll just be mindful. Moldy towel. You wanted it, you got it?
Actually, how long? How longfor towels before Miss Christina washes them?
How many towels? How many eatshowers do you get out of a
towel? Do the smell test?So if it starts smelling moldy, I'm
like, all right, get anew one. I would think she would

(01:12:18):
bring you a warm one. Ohyeah, our contract here, I won
this up for you, sweethearts.All right, here we go. Next
word. Uh, Gabriel sent thisone in. Thank you. Gabriel.
Thumbs up. Ye. Tasty catfish. Tasty catfish, I mean misty,

(01:12:47):
I worried. Yeah, Tony Satcheryis all over that catfish. So spicy
tasty hot fish. Jan yeah right, use the taste a spicy easy.
He's dialed in Asia. Yes,okay, he hasn't even guessed like she

(01:13:12):
want. I think she's ruined himin the past. So we had Sandy
with an eye. Now we gotAshley with an eye. Oh boy,
thumbs up. Yeah. Lion smash, lion smash, lion smash O Tessa
is an issue. You have tolaugh. I mean, what are you

(01:13:32):
gonna do with that? I'm justgonna have I have your primate, I
can get the zoned in. Letme close my computer, let me get
my things going, let me gatherman. Was that a fun fact?
Lions? The clicks? Three?Yeah, three, Yeah? It was
when the lions only eat, onlystopped to eat that. Yeah, they
smashed twenty to thirty times a dayand the only stopped, only stopped to

(01:13:54):
eat when they're Yeah, sounds exhaustsounds like the monster matchise. Lions are
having blue shoe weekends. If youhad a jungle baby chili putting them in
those little pill pouches, you know, attrected lions to take it like I'm
going I'm going on a short trip. I'll be back. They think they're

(01:14:15):
getting a treat and they're getting ablue shoe time of a treat. One
of the free samples coming in chili. Yeah, waiting for you? Ps.
Okay, awesome, man, twentyseconds on the clock. Let's go,
unless you want to just give herall the extra time that Alex didn't
use, I mean twenty seconds perword. She was worried, Misty.

(01:14:39):
I you should have gone with thatgirl power, girl power. Yeah,
I'm ready coms up. Sean sentthis one in. Sucker punch, suck
much sucker punch, Oh, suckerpunch. Oh my oh, I just

(01:15:01):
gave her the Alex eyes and thesize of manhole covers. I'm like,
what did you just say? Suckerpunch? Thank you, Sean, Steve
Bumy Yeah, that sucker punched.Man, that's getting serious out there.
Okay, this was Roy's word thatjust came in forty seconds before the game

(01:15:21):
worked him in. Roy. Alittle Roy toy comes up. Yeah,
duck butter Oh, chocolate punch duck. Oh, butter stuck booger duck,
butter skunk, pucker duck, butterduck, butter duck puncher duck butter duck

(01:15:50):
puncher. Oh my god, soshe was gonna get it too, she
was gonna get it. No,what was It's comfortable. That's the one
that came in late duck butcher,and even even even enunciated like that,
butter butter duck butter, missy,you're out of here. We gotta sass.

(01:16:15):
I don't think we had a shottoday. That was a little trip.
It's more of a trip, nota vacation. And now you're understanding.
And now you're understanding. So youthink you're sending Asia on a vacation.
Yeah, enjoy your making, enjoyingyour vacation in Austin. You're in
love it. I think it's aweekend trip. But I love you.
I love you. At least heloves something right now. I guess we'll

(01:16:39):
just coming up the next word thatwas coming up. Chili chue, Chili
chill, Chili chou chili choo.Now, three things you must see today,
Three things you must see today,Chili. I don't know what the
parameters are. If you don't know, chili is the national spokesman now for
these boner pills. I changed.If you don't work in a spewing Guatemalan

(01:17:08):
volcano, being hit by a lightningbolt. When you're talking about your PEP,
you should be fired as the spokespersonis. That's on three things you
must see today. Go check thatout. Congratulations team Alex in Asia.
Hey, we don't need your attitude. We have one of our own,
The Rod Ryan Show on the Buzzninety four five The Buzz. Good morning,

(01:17:35):
rod Ryan's Show. That's eving essenceand going under. Thank you so
much for starting your day off withus. I hope you're off to a
great start to your day. Alex. This is the dry erase marker and
I don't know I'm gonna hand thatto you. Could you go over to
the dry erase board there's the ditchday shot suggestions. That's where you're gonna
see things like wrecked panties and theeclipse and the gear grinder, the deep

(01:17:57):
Throat, the sweet Baby ray,the bed banana, baby reindeer, anything
with biscuit taste, the biscuit.Could you would you add something for me?
Yeah, the Guatemalan volcano. Ifthat doesn't sound like an unbelievable shot,
well, I don't know what's init, but again we didn't know

(01:18:18):
what we were doing for the Chilibrown shot last year. The Guatemalan volcano
sounds like a wonderful shot that justcame in as a shot suggestion, and
I like that the board is reallyI'll take a picture of it and I'll
put it up on social so youguys can see where we're at. These
are the suggestions, a lot ofsuggestions that have been rolling in, but

(01:18:38):
the Guatemalan volcano is now. It'snot just Chili's blue chee commercial. Did
you get a shot of lightning withit too? Three things you must see
today for real. A volcano,an active volcano in Guatemala is erupting.
As it's erupting, a massive boltof lightning comes down bam and hits right

(01:19:02):
there at the tip. And it'swonderful. It's awesome, and it's you
know, it's just people filming itfrom a safe distance, but it's amazing
to see Mother nature. And Ithink that that same effect I would feel
with everybody taking a Guatemala volcano shot. I might have that same feeling each
time. All right, no decisionhas been made yet, but you're all
invited to join us out at DitchDay Chili's got all the information on links

(01:19:25):
and guests, Rock and Alternative forHouston. The Rod Ryan Morning Show six
to ten am, The Buzz ninetyfour or five, The Buzz, Some
forty one, land Mines, Someforty one. It's their farewell tour.
I'll go with it. I don'tbelieve any of them when they say that,

(01:19:45):
but Some forty one will be hereSeptember twenty ninth, and they're making
us feel that that's going to bethe last time that we get to see
them here in Houston. They're playinga seven, one and three music call,
and of course those tickets are available. Just go to the mainframe,
log onto the Buzz dot com andyou can buy your ticket. It's there.
Rain is coming today. I don'tknow what else to say. It's
just sixty percent chance of showers thisafternoon, seventy percent on through the evening.

(01:20:09):
So plan accordingly for your Thursday activities. Tessa One final time Houston's headlines.
Pasa Biden and Donald Trump are setto face off in general election debate
scheduled for June and September. Thetwo will participate in a CNN debate on
June twenty seventh in Atlanta, andthen a second debate hosted by aiden C
News on September tenth. The debateswere scheduled hours after Biden challenged the former

(01:20:29):
president on a video posted onto eggs. Trump responded saying he's ready and willing
to debate Crooked Joe. Just lethim fight, let him actually fight.
Let's get it over with. Yeah. So that's a big headline. Also,
the Hushmundy trial resumes today. SoMichael Cohen is returning to the witness
stand. Here closer to home,a bridge is damaged after a barge hit

(01:20:54):
it. This happened yesterday morning,and I'm talking about the Pelican Island Bridge.
This is just north of Galveston andit's home to tex A and M
Galveston Seawolf Park, the Galveson NavalMuseum. Basically, this barge collision members
on the ship. The crew memberson the ship were either thrown or jumped
off. They were rescued quickly.There were less than two hundred people on

(01:21:16):
the island when the incident happened.But still is that they're gonna deem the
bridge unstable. They might deem thebridge unusable because it was in bad shape
before this accident, and that'll justcause significant disruptions to have Pelican Island.
That is they were speaking to anexpert there. The campus now tex A
and M Galveston is closed through Sunday. And as for the bridge itself,

(01:21:39):
there were long lines to get offthe island yesterday and really it's just going
to be again already unstable, evenmore unstable. Now, let's talk about
your Apple iPhones. What is theworst possible glitch you can imagine a phone
having. I think it might bethis one. A few people online are
claiming that Apple's new iPhone update hasresurrected their old deleted nudes. People say

(01:22:01):
photos that they deleted years ago aresuddenly back, and some are at the
top of their galleries. It's notjust nude, it's not, of course,
just nudes, but those are obviouslygoing to be the most notable ones
that come back. Apple has itcommented, and with tech things like this
can be hard to separate you problemsfrom everyone problems. But different things are
being brought back for different people.For some people it's old texts or voicemails.

(01:22:26):
If this is a legit problem,it's unclear how widespread it is,
but enough people are joining these techforums that it's being picked up by the
blogs. You know, you geta new iPhone coming out in June.
I believe it's going to be theirconference. Okay, so there's all this
speculation online and I know it's yourfavorite topic. They're incorporating. They're going
to incorporate AI into phones. Now, well, AI is a lot of

(01:22:47):
it. I mean, like Siri, all these things. There's AI assistants
everywhere. I have an Alexa,you know that's like that's basically AI.
But there's going to be stuff onthis phone that comes out in June that's
going to blow your mind. Yeah, there's already go by Little I'm a
stock owner, Go buy it LittleMaybe AI everywhere? Okay. Earlier this

(01:23:08):
week, Jennifer Lopez was spotting wasspotted house hunting without Ben Affleck. So
it's not the least bit surprising thatwe're now hearing stories from the tabloids that,
okay, are they breaking up?In Touch Weekly is a tabloid.
They're already saying that Ben has movedout of their home and they're headed for

(01:23:28):
a divorce. I don't know howin Touch Weekly can get away with these
things. I love the judge Judyassuing them been going on for years though,
I mean the Star, the Inquirer. They make all these you know,
crazy claims, and that doesn't makeit okay just because it's been going
on for years. It's like,okay, I saw so and so they're
headed. It's on the rocks.This one feels very on brand, though,
like it's correct, like the speculationis right. Well, okay,

(01:23:51):
so if you're listening to the unknownsource, they say Ben's focusing on his
work and his kids now and they'lllikely have to sell the dream house that
they spent two years searching for.Supposedly, a big bone of contention for
them is that Jennifer loves the spotlightand Ben pretty much tries to avoid it.
I don't know this. Who ismore money? I think j Lo

(01:24:11):
does. Yeah, yeah, youmight be right. Yeah, I think
if without any like giggling, I'mpretty sure she got more, she got
more streams of income coming in.But I think but this last thing she
tried to do, remember her tour. I knew she spent a lot of
money and the ticket sales weren't doingwell. Remember that, And then she
did that documentary that she it wasall self funded and it was a flop.

(01:24:33):
People were saying it's so cringey,and she spent all her own money
on that. Maybe Ben's got moremoney now. Maybe Weezer and Kelly Clarkson
were happy together. When the groupperformed on The Kelly Clarkson Show yesterday,
the Grammy winners doubled up and theydid a duet on say it Ain't So
with Clarkson's house band, the ninetyfour smash hit Let's hear Kelly do what

(01:24:57):
she does this so well, I'mgonna have to fast forward in this a
little bit here I hear she comesClarkson. I'm always buying her voice,

(01:25:27):
Like Christina Aguilera has just like oneof the most supreme voices out there,
but sometimes it's like too much,And I never feel that way with Kelly
Clarkson. Yeah, I feel likeshe could do all of that, the
vocal gymnastics, but she knows whento do it and she lays it on
perfectly. She has great like anticipation, she has Yeah, she's she's services
instincts. She services the song whereChristina Aguilera says, watch what I can

(01:25:50):
do every song? You know,I don't get that from Kelly at all.
She has great instincts when it comesto singing these covers all right over
there. The NFL schedule was releasedyesterday. The Texans got some pretty good
games. We're gonna open the seasonon the road against the Colt September eighth.
They do have five primetime games asopposed to the nun they had last

(01:26:12):
year. They're gonna have a Weektwo Sunday Night Football game against the Bears.
They'll put the Jets on a ThursdayNight game in Week nine. Week
ten, they have the Lions intown for Sunday Night Football. They'll play
the Cowboys on Monday Night Football andWeek eleven, and on Christmas Day we'll
be playing the Ravens. That'll bea Netflix game. You can see the
full Taxan schedule on the sports blogpage today. In baseball, the Astros

(01:26:32):
got another win last night. Theyshut out the A's three to I think
they've now won four straight and sixof their last seven. They'll rev up
their series with the A's tonight.Christian Javier is gonna be on the mount
for this drills, going up againstOakland's Joey Estes. First pitch is at
seven ten. You can listen toit on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven to ninety. In the NBAPlayoffs, the Celtics beat the Cavs one
thirteen to ninety eight to advance tothe Eastern Conference Finals, and the Mavericks

(01:26:55):
top to the Thunder one oh fourto ninety two. Tonight the Timberwolves to
take on the Nuggets. That'll startat seven thirty and you can watch an
ESPN. And in the Stanley CupPlayoffs, the Avalanche got by the Stars
five to three. We've got twoNHL games on the schedule tonight, Rangers
play the Hurricanes at six and theConnects the Illege at nine. You can
watch both of those on T andT. That What's going on in sports,

(01:27:16):
The Buzz, Rock and Alter verysoon, The rod Ryan Morning Show.
I'm six to ten AM ninety fourfive, The Buzz, Good Morning,
rod Ryan Show. Got a throwbackThursday, Fix the Gram Thursday,
What up? Got a chance?You went for you to win a thousand
dollars that alternative income you got thisweek and next week. Still to try

(01:27:38):
to get in each and every hourbetween nine and five. I think everyone's
doing it at around ten after thehours, so We'll have to get to
that shortly. We got showers expectedthis afternoon, showers definitely coming tonight.
Let's make those plans. We've gotRancid, who is just running the table
right now, throwback Thursday, Rancidtime Bombs, great song, fifty eight

(01:28:00):
percent of the vote. And yousaid, how did you not vote for
that? Alex? You went with? Did you go with? I couldn't
decide between Ransid and Soup Dragons,so did you? I haven't voter check,
Oh you have voted. Well,Soup Dragons aren't going to win.
So let's go the Hunger, localguys, the Hunger, great song,

(01:28:24):
Vanishing Cream. I would love torock out to that at nine point thirty.
That's got twenty nine percent of thevote. And then Soup Dragons.
I'm free eleven percent of the vote. I'm a questioned for the group.
Anybody could take this shoot now,listen, we are not prepared. We
are not prepared yet to designate whatthe shot is going to be called for.

(01:28:45):
Ditch Day? Does everybody know aboutditch Day? Friday, June seventh?
What is it day drinking? Okay, we should have just called it
day Drinking Day, but it's DitchDay used to be Senior Skip Day,
and we are going to be outon Friday, June seventh. Which one
is that Cactus Cove? Yes,I always get a mixed up I don't.

(01:29:05):
I hate miss speaking. No OnionCreek is no, I know what
you're getting mixed up with. It'sdefinitely at Cactus Cove. Okay, thank
you. Yes, if let's justsay, I mean, let's just say
we skip the nut butts and thewrecked panties and the sea breezy and the
taste of the biscuit and the geargrinder, the deep throat, the sweet

(01:29:28):
baby ray, the baby reindeer.If we did go with Guatemalan volcano.
I normally don't get involved in theingredients, but with the Guatemalan volcano,
have to have fireball in it?Probably, I mean it's Chili. This
is a Chili's boy right here,which is Cuban, right. But he's

(01:29:51):
even born in Miami. I thinkhe's I think he's born here in the
States. Not Chili. Chili wasborn in Guatemala. Chilli Fireball. Would
that have to be in a Guatemalanvolcano? I think it would be good.
I don't like telling the people whatto do behind the bar. But
then this could be in heavy rotationat I wouldn't be mad if this song

(01:30:12):
was in heavy rotation. If thiswas being played, you know, like
every thirty minutes at hold Up atditch Day, that'd be good. And
every time they played it, everybodyhas to go get a one Moleon volcano
at the bar? Did we justcome up with the shot today Fireballs in
case something else? Listen? Wecould what if we picked a shot last

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week and then Guatemalan volcano fell inour laps today? So I don't I
don't want to. I don't wantto go too early, but I gotta
say that's my front runner just likethat. I mean, do you have
a favorite on the list that's alreadyover there. I've not attached to anything
on that list. I know.I don't like things that grind your gears.
I want to hear a Greek geargrinder shot all day. Listen,

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listen, I'm not attached to anythingon this list. I think they're all
a creative and wonderful Yeah, GuatemalanVolcano was added to the list fire All.
You can't not party to that thisone has a soundtrack. If the
shot has a playlist included, Yeah, I'm invading on what the bartenders do

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best. Now I'm telling Johnny fromthe boot Pens what he has to play.
I mean, these are the bestat their fields. Okay, and
I'm telling these guys what to do. Now. Is Kat this cove open
right now? I'm ready for afire watermelon volcano? Watermelon volcano shot.
I mean, this guy, theshot was named after you last year.
Dude, what do you want theshot? You want the shot every year.

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I mean, it looks like it'sa trend. You got to give
the people what they want. Thatpicture is funny if you wearing that Charlie
brown shirt and that's us doing that, that's him wearing a chili brown shirt.
I'm looking at the event page onFacebook. It's Chili brown in a
chili brown shirt and we're drinking achili brown It's meta. All right,
guys, Alternative Income, get yourvotes in. The winning song is going

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to be played for Throwback Thursday atnine thirty. Here's a shot at a
grand come get it ninety four fiveThe Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan
Show. All right, good luckat that Alternative Income. YEP, this
week, you got next week andthen that's it. It goes away.
So let's get some local winners inthere on that on that one thousand dollars.
We will be looking for a localwinner on the show today. Cage

(01:32:27):
the Elephant tickets will be in there. But right now, Alex, I
mean, why would it go?I hit it in the button. Online's
Alex online the muzz I hit thebutton. Nothing happened. Hi. Hello,
you seem to be in a littlebit better mood after you won.
Read my lips. Also my equipmentthe start working. Oh it did?

(01:32:50):
Okay, Yeah, we've had someequipment problems. And then I do want
to We've had an equipment problem sincewe've been correct two years. But I
want to apologize. Some of youare telling us that our signal is crappy
today. So I sent it overto Bob, like I got Lee Connor.
They're like, dude, I can'thear you. Another radio station is
like, you know, impeding onyour signal. Tropospheric ducting is what's happening

(01:33:11):
right now? Naturally, can Iexplain that? No? Could Bob an
Engineering explain that? Shirre, doyou want them on the radio? No,
No, you don't want Bob explainingthat on the radio, there's something
weird in the atmosphere that's causing oursignal to suck today. What do you
got? Well? I was inspiredby the Texans schedule release video yesterday.
They did a hydraulic press as theywere going through who they're playing over the

(01:33:34):
year, and so I just wantedto watch more hydraulic press video. I
love these. I mean it's justyou start with a metal water bottle and
then you just keep going. Theyjust keep putting new stuff in there.
I like the food, yeah,yeah, you get a little bit of
everything in this. It's it's onehundred things being crushed one by one by
hydraulic press. So what you wantto do today instead of work? And

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I would highly recommend go in andchecking out the hydraulic press crushing thing at
the web finish rod Ryan showpage atthe buzz dot com. Does someone work?
Somebody must listen to this show that'sstanding right next to their hydraulic press,
that we could go down there andjust and break it and send it
and we could break stuff, Wecan bring things, bring whatever we want.
Yes, there must be somebody thatlistens that said, oh yeah,

(01:34:20):
nobody's ever asked, come on down, guys. They have those rage rooms
they need. They got hydraulic pressroom. Yes they do that. Press
must be have some stuff and Ipress just junk from your health. This
studio. Yeah, I take thiswhole board, camera, this microphone,
this computer, this keyboard. Iwould hydraulic press this whole road. First

(01:34:47):
five the Buzz, Good Morning,rod Ryan Show. I'm friends the Foo
Fighters with under You Throwback Thirst Day. I mean, I might as well
give you the extra minute. It'snot gonna do anything, it's not gonna
help, but I will wait tillnine point thirty until I get to that.

(01:35:11):
You know what I got time for? Tell me I got time for
Olivia Rode. I love her.You don't really easily from Newkirl and it
only took a couple of weeks.She had a pretty serious wardrobe malfunction during
her show. She's playing London's Otwo arena. She's an arena act.
Immediately, it's incredible. We talkabout, you know, the media or

(01:35:34):
meteoric rise of like jelly roll.She wasted no time at all becoming huge,
just huge. So she's wearing likesome sort of leather crop top thing
and it became it came undone inthe back and she didn't flash the audience,
but her dancer was like trying tohelp her backup dancer to the rescue.

(01:35:57):
We see this all the time.Yeah, those backup dancers, man,
it's their job. Man. Theygot to dance and then keep an
eye on that wardrobe. You keepan eye on that star just in case
if something loose, you gotta getin there. So she finished the song,
she said, I almost flashed youguys. She ran off stage to
take care of it. But that'sjust some of what's on. Who do
you think Wanda Sykes gets mistaken for? She said that she's gotten mistaken for

(01:36:21):
this person twice in New Orleans.That's your clue. I have no idea.
Wanda is hilarious though. Lenny Kravitz, she said, stop, she
said. She said, two separatepeople walked up to her in New Orleans
ask her if she was Lenny Kravitz. Amazing. I just think of her
in those I'm not saying Ken's commercialswith Rob Oh yeah, yeah yeah.

(01:36:45):
Chelsea Handler's got a thing for Robertthe Neiro. Megan Fox's birthday today,
Keim Middleton's birthday today, to mamapeace. Hey, Kim Middleton, b
day. All right, let's goal. Let me take a look at this
boat and what you guys are doingon hey real quick? Yeah anything.
Kat Williams is a new stand upon Netflix and it is hysterical. It's

(01:37:09):
really funny. I mean he's allover the place and you know, just
being cat does. He seemed focused. I've seen him before where he's just
like unspooling the whole time. Itis he has dialed in. Yeah,
he is locked in. He isultra focused. I would call him that
interview, that interview in Club Shaysha, that just took him to a new
level. This was already huge.He was doing things on his own terms.

(01:37:30):
He was already huge, But beingon Shannon Sharp's podcast, I think
it just brought him to so manynew people and I imagine it's huge.
He said that he was like,I try to be I try to go
to ground, go to hiding.He was like, but you know I
can't because of Shannon Sharp. Buthe blamed Shannon Sharp. But I thought
it was really awesome that he hadthis stand up struck while the Iron was

(01:37:54):
hot, got it recorded, ye, and then now it's on Netflix.
And it's produced and written by him, and it's it's hilarious. Yeah,
he seems like he's always got stuffready to go. All right, here
we go voting. Here's what youguys said. I'm gonna do one final
U Soup Dragons, I'm free ninepoint five percent of your vote. Hunger

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Local Vanishing Cream, Great Song,thirty percent of the vote. Sixty percent
of you said you wanted to hearRancid time bomb. You got it,
mom, it's so bad Thursday,whatever the hell that is. Here's your
throwback Thursday winner on ninety four five. The bus going on come in.

(01:38:40):
It's just ability that reason that westFish, that's Diana the story true sat
with your first black Joe Bye Sue, Cada flack Coe Bye Sue, bad
light before the time bot back inthe hole. But they got him then

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that's a rap at his spider likethat. That's like the cat continue So
taking the tuna, use the bodyfirst thing. You look, they gotta
make that in the world alone.Black Choup, my suits d hay that
like it before the time, Bobslid choked, white shoes dye. I
got like you before the time.Now was kind out he got f heim

(01:39:26):
gotta choke out a car. He'stelling anyone your toy rowing up them frum
up barn. People's getting deep whatever. I'm a wing, you know,
I get a preems fla chould,my suits, thy hand. I like
it before the time Bob black chow, white suits, dagger, I cat
like before the time that b justfrom the resident of the tented real low

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as I his mother knows that heis the song and hell in the candle
like his missess the room down,which right out of air Dad, but
do checks brown actual white suits,black cat lacking before the time of flat
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before the time of Lachil, whitesuits, black lang, before the
time Bo the rod Ryan shouts effectiveguboot swings, swings ninety five, the
bus ninety four or five, thebuzz, Good morning, rod Ryan's show,

(01:41:03):
Inkybiss rancid. Before that, thatwas, I mean, man,
that was a heavyweight champion today,that destroyed the competition. I liked it.
I mean, listen, I'm afan that band. They've been around
a long time. You know whatit was? It was them Green Day

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and Offspring. They were all comingup at the same time. The thing
about Rancid was they seem to bethe most authentic if you were looking if
you were to look at punk rockat the time, they looked like the
punk rock kids. They had theface tattoos and the tattoos on their head,
and you know, they looked likethe audience. If you look at

(01:41:45):
the guys on The Offspring and GreenDay, they're not all coated with tats
and stuff. You know, they'rea little bit more clean cut, a
little bit more hot topic punk.Rancid was this. I bet you this
song would have won today too.Do you know this one? This is
also this is like the other Ransomsong. You know this? Maybe get

(01:42:12):
to the chorus. It sounds itsounds like I've heard it. They had
a couple of other songs, butit was it was like their third album
and outcome, The World Wolves,probably ninety five ish when they had when
they started writing some hits. Theywere trying to catch up to Green Day.
Nice now they were probably I wouldsay they were more trying to catch

(01:42:39):
up with the Offspring because I thinkthey were on the same label. Tim
Armstrong is the Tim Armstrong is thesinger Man Blinky Box Car Racer had a
song with him on him Cat LikeThief. That was probably my favorite song
on that album. And they're legendaryand that's so cal area, you know,
like you guys, that's I mean, I'm sure Blink was excited to

(01:42:59):
work with Tim, you know,big fans of Ranted anyways, So yeah,
that's cool. Yeah, because theylaid down the groundwork for that stuff.
You know, Blank within eighty twowas the next wave of that stuff,
you know, So, I meanBlink has to look at stuff like
Rancid and Offspring is like, wow, you know, thanks for getting us
here. I hope you're off toa great start to your day. Man,
thank you for voting. What doI need you to do? I

(01:43:23):
just need you to sit tight,because we have a question for you.
On the flip of this break,we didn't give away those Cage the Elephant
tickets yet. No, we havethat. We have that the Neon Pilled
Tour is coming to Wiland's Pavilion Julytwelfth. Okay, on the flip of
this break, we will have aquestion for you. Rock Houston's Alternative All
Day and The Rock Ryan Morning Showninety five The Buzz ninety four or five

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The Buzz, Good Morning, rodRyan Show. Nine. Let's get right
after this, know the show situationhere Cage the Elephant tickets on the shopping
block for their show July twelfth,Woodland's Pavilion. What's the question today,
Well, someone just has to tellme what we were trying to differentiate between.

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So when you go away, whenyou go away for the weekend or
the week, there are two thingsthat you are possibly doing, and we
had differing opinions on what these twothings were. So name the two things
we were kind of bickering over.Either way, I think both of them
are great. Okay, I hadsomeone come in. I wanted to revisit
this. I'm glad you're doing thisbecause they sent me an article and I

(01:44:30):
will clear it up for everyone.Thank you, by the way. So
I'm glad we're going start going backto this. All right? Yeah?
What were the uh you said?They're both wonderful? Yeah? What are
the two things when you get away? What are they called? All right?
Seven? One three, two,one two five nine four five right
right. Show Celebrating twenty years ninetyfour five The Bus okay ninety four five,

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The buzz. Alex says that's agood drinking song. Yeah, it
was in our drinking song conversation wehad a couple of weeks back, which
I think when we wound up concluding, you drink just about any song out
there, right, I mean withthis group, this group can I mean
I've had a couple during Baby Shark. I mean, you could drink it

(01:45:15):
doesn't matter what song it is.Good morning, Thank you guys so much
for hanging with us. We've gotshowers this afternoon and then it's just going
to give way to the evening andmost of us are going to be experiencing
some rain tonight. So here wego. He's annow time for this show
on ninety four five. L LaLa La la la la la La La

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La La La la la la lala la la la la la la la
la. Good morning, rod RyanShow. Good morning. Hey, who's
this? This is Brendon, Welcometo the show. Tessa's got a question

(01:45:56):
for you. Let's see how youdo. Go ahead, Tessa, Hey,
Brandon, when you're getting away,you know, skip in town.
What what two things are you possiblydoing? Going on a trip or a
vacation? Okay, yeah, soyou're doing one of those things. What's
your rules on this, Brendan,What's I mean? We all know what
a work trip is, so let'sjust rule that out. Okay, you
don't go on a work work trip, like a three day weekend in New

(01:46:19):
Orleans? Is that a trip ora vacation, Brendan, that's a weekend
trip. In my eyes, it'sa weekend trip. What if you need
to take one of the days offof work, you use a vacation day,
not a trip day. Three days, that's vacation. You said four
No, I said three days beyond, Like if you're on a weekday,
that weekday, that's like the vacationarea. They clear this up for you.

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Okay. I think I actually agrew up Tessa on something. I
was siding with her too on this. Today. Somebody cleared it up for
me and they said, Rod,you know this to be true. If
you're taking family and kids, that'sa trip. I don't care how long
it's for. Okay, A vacationis when no one else is around.
You're just by yourself or or yourpartner. But that's it. But those

(01:47:04):
of you that have kids, yougo on a week trip with kids,
that's a trip. That's okay,you're not relaxing. There's zero relaxation.
You met family vacation. That's atrip. That's a trip. Now,
that's a family trip. No,you're not telling you you're not taking all
your kids to Hawaii and telling meyou went on a trip. You're on

(01:47:25):
a vacation. That's a paradise.What are you giving Brendan, Hey,
Brendan, you get the You getto go on a trip to go see
Cage the Elephant on the Neon PillTour. It's Woodland Pavilion, Young the
Giant, the car. Congrats.Awesome, I'm so excited for that.
All right, bro, thanks forlistening to the show. Have a great
Thursday. To stay cool, staydry. Big D added smoke show Carla

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to his trail of Dead. He'sgonna go for win number four tomorrow.
We're talking about the fresh out ofbed head to head challenge. You too
can play, man. All yougotta do is get up early, join
us in homeroom. All right,fix the gram. Thank you to been
from Webster number one link today.Thank you to everybody that submitted words.
Alex was lights out today, sothat means he'll return next week. To
take on his twin brother Old BlueChew Chili over there the Guatemala our own,

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our own Guatemalan Volcano tbt. Voters, good job that Rancid song was
fun textan schedule. A lot ofpeople wanted to go check that out.
That's on. That's getting a lotof looks on the sports blog page today.
Shout out to Olivia Rodriguez, Wardrobemalfunction headlining the Looking at Girls blog
page. Fanny Friday, Open PhonesFriday, Free Beer Friday. I'm going

(01:48:35):
to add a little something to that. Carbok is doing their Love Street festival.
I'm gonna give away VIP tickets withevery case of beer tomorrow. Awesome.
So yeah, my friend's over atLove Street. They want you to
come by the Carbock Brewery. I'vebeen telling you how great it is over
there. Sunday is their big festival. You can go to carbok Brewing dot
com. But I'm gonna give awayVIPs with all the beer tomorrow. Okay.

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So that's that. Jeremy pick yourtickets with him in the one o'clock
hour. Man, he's got corn, he's got Mega death, He's got
all kinds of stuff in there.Teresa's doing her three twenty local Love shout
out small businesses. Kind of soundslike a good opportunity to get your the
name of your company on the air. Here talk about Kerry Okase she's doing

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in the five o'clock hour. There'sa new past the gravy up. Yeah,
we'll check your ey it's dope,pud you boys get into mind reading.
Talking about the NFL schedule is alittle bit. We talked about mosquitoes
and would we give up sex ifour team would only win championships from now
on? Mosquitoes are bad right now. They are evil, but they're worse

(01:49:39):
than I can remember in the lastcouple of years. Yeah, that's we
kind of got into that. It'sa thing. Yeah, I empowerrank sandwich
is pretty awesome and go check thatout. And I'm also gonna be giving
away SaberCats tickets on Twitter here andjust a little bit. Oh cool,
go and follow me on Twitter.Then how do you breathe their mom?
Happy birthday to your mom? Whenpeople want tickets? Do they follow you
or past the gravy on Twitter?Both and rod Ryan Show and I'll retweet

(01:50:00):
it from all of them. RodRyan Show, Socials, easy to find
at rod Ryan's Show tests on HoustonLife at one pm. That's it.
We're on a twenty hour break andwe're gonna come back tomorrow and just have
a party on the air, okay, and then we'll set you loose for
the weekend a m app Well,wasn't that fun. If you missed any

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of the show today, all thegood stuff We'll be podcast check it out
on the world famous rod ryanshowpage atthe buzz dot com.